text: You aint nothing but a 
  Every man I know is a 
  All ya gonna be is a 
  You aint nothing but a 
  Ooh!
  In the courtroom takes the stand
  Snagglepuss, , 
   all stand guilty as charged
  And the only alibi is all men are dogs
  Well Imma say roof cause Im a motherfuckin K-9, Its play time
  I dont fight fair, Im aiming for below the waistline
  Theres been enough zoom zoom in your poom poom
  You seen more dicks than the football team locker room
  You be talkin, that Whip Appeal cant hurt me
  Ill fuck you til your pussy is Raw like Eddie Murphy
  You know, I really like that funky sensation
  But when I see some of you bitches Id rather practice masturbation
  Lets get together, yo, whatever, whenever
  I do more fuckin than TLC and Mary J. Blidge put together
  Now lets get it on, I turn that mortherfuckin pussy off AND on
  Pudgee Tha Phat Man and Im a dog
  I know what I am, I know my place and thats a fact
  Why you think I always wanna hit you from the back?
  On all fours, I got you on your paws
  I never in my life heard so much 
  Yo you call me a hound cause I Get Around like 2Pac
  Whats the beef if I wanna get my boots knocked?
  Im barking on chicks
  Im stuffing dicks in female hounds, thats how I get down
  Ayo Snag I could never be a fag
  My dick is like a spliff: chicks always want to take a drag 
  But now Im on trial with a bunch of bitches tryna send me up on the Isle
  Ladies & gentlemen of the court I confess
  I start to get stressed when I see a tight dress
  One night each, dig it, bounce, then Im leavin
  But for now, off with your shirt 
  But Valentines Day aint my time of the year
  So ya like Italians? Ah, get tha fuck outta here
  Now run, tell ya wife and ya daughter
  Red Bandit and the Nighthawksll chase her to the border
  Snagglepuss! This positions ridiculous
  Is what the chicks say when I tickle their clitoris
  Im nasty, baby, yeah ya know
  So sit me down and lick me down real low
  I put ya all in a row-ney, now thats a real to a phony
  Give a bitch dick and give her hips since she bony
  Its not the fact Im conceited that you all gets treated
  Beat-ed, up on my Sealy Posturepedic
  Barbra Streisand couldnt tell you The Way We Were
  Cause I just split your heart as if I was Caligula
  I smother the butt like gravy, and Imma sing a song to ya lady
  And it go like this, it go Baby, I got you baby
  I said baby, I got you
  Hello, boo, yes Im schemin on what Im seein
  And Im fiendin to give you a gut full of semen
  The Hurricane Humper splits that ass like Moses did the sea
  Its just the pit bull in me
  Now its off with your shirt, it wont hurt but itll tickle
  Ill be suckin nipples like my man Fred be suckin Rumple
  From the bottle, slow up
  Youre not Russell, why Rush
  Ill Def Jam you from the back and turn ya Redman
  Ill slide behind, Jamaican Wine
  Rub-A-Dub, like R. Kelly we can Bump N Grind
  And when Im through I wont brag or boast, I just grab my coat
  She screams Praise the lord! Holy Ghost!
  You aint nothing but a 
  All ya gonna be is a 
  In the courtroom takes the stand
  , , and the Raggedy Man
  All stand guilty as charged
  And the only alibi is all men are dogs
  Call me the Raggedy Man of the gravity band
  I drop a midnight vibe without a strategy plan
  Got people sippin off my style cuz its mo fat than Similac
  With the straw stickin through their missin tooth gaps
  Its hardly understandable
  How smokin weed can turn me to an animal
  And make me eat pussy like a cannibal
  And for the ones livin in serenity
  I keep a ski mask on my dick and rob you for ya damn virginity
  Ya Sleepin With the Enemy cause Attractions are Fatal
  I give young girls the blues when my Hand Rocks the Cradle
  And start to dream of fuckin Marsha Brady when Im high
  And wake up singin 
   A thick 12 inches of dick for your ho cakes
  When I dispense em, I drop jizzum like snowflakes
  And now I got ya jockin a lot, Im knockin the twat
  And whatnot, gettin ya got cause baby I got
  Sperm, that jingle jangle jingle
  Free and single, lets mingle
  See, when it come to fuckin I dont play
  When I slap meat to them butt cheeks freaks be like hey
  Cause Imma give it to ya like a mack with a kick
  And a smack, lay ya down and dig a hole through your back
  And when Im finished rippin them guts bitch
  You can get the almonds, cashews, pecans, nuts
  Notorious is glorious in the sack, hit skins from the back
  Put my thumb up in the ass crack
  Brooklyn freaky nigga with the most stuff
  I’m Jesus pops, Mary just blame Joseph
  You should see her drink the semen, she suck a mean one
  Even the three apostle’s was scheming, see when
  Big fuck a bitch, Big duck a bitch quick fast
  Dick to ass, don’t hesitate to split fast
  You know what’s up, here’s a quarter and a buck
  My steps is kinda creaky, try not to wake my moms up
  Cause when I bust, I lick shots like a shotty
  Thats why nut is glistening all over your body
  Aint no motherfuckin shame in the game
  See, I love to hit the stinkbox
  One whiff of the ass turns my dick to a hard rock
  And I wrap it up in foil, held in place with a coil
  I tear that ass up and take a bath of Muslim Oil
  Then its ABC, youre nuts over with
  Go and find some friends and then Im back up in some other shit
  Shortys constantly ask whats wrong with me
  But every time I see a piece of ass it keeps calling me
  Cause it Aint no Jimmy like the one I got
  Grand Puba sticks you better
  I tear shit apart, rock a ass til she farts
  Tie her stomach into knots, pop her cherry like a tart
  And I dont stop being a