text: Its all about the Pentiums, baby
  Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
  Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
  Its all about the Pentiums, baby
  Its all about the Pentiums, baby
  Its all about the Pentiums!
  Its all about the Pentiums!
  What yall wanna do?
  Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
  Wastin time with all the chatroom yakkers?
  9 to 5, chillin at Hewlett Packard?
  Workin at a desk with a dumb little placard?
  Yeah, payin the bills with my mad programming skills
  Defraggin my hard drive for thrills
  I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
  I never feed trolls and I dont read spam
  Installed a T1 line in my house
  Always at my PC, double-clickin on my mizouse
  Upgrade my system at least twice a day
  Im strictly plug-and-play, I aint afraid of Y2K
  Im down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
  I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
  Its all about the Pentiums, what?
  You gotta be the dumbest newbie Ive ever seen
  Youve got white-out all over your screen
  You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
  What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
  Youre usin a 286? Dont make me laugh
  Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
  You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
  Youre the biggest joke on the Internet
  Your database is a disaster
  Youre waxin your modem, tryin to make it go faster
  Hey fella, I bet youre still livin in your parents cellar
  Downloadin pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
  And postin Me too! like some brain-dead AOL-er
  I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
  Youre just about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller
  Its all about the Pentiums!
  Its all about the Pentiums!
  Its all about the Pentiums!
  Its all about the Pentiums!
  Now, what yall wanna do?
  Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
  Wastin time with all the chatroom yakkers?
  9 to 5, chillin at Hewlett Packard?
  Uh, uh, loggin in now
  Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
  Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
  They call me the king of the spreadsheets
  Gotem all printed out on my bedsheets
  My new computers got the clocks, it rocks
  But it was obsolete before I opened the box
  You say youve had your desktop for over a week?
  Throw that junk away, man, its an antique!
  Your laptop is a month old? Well, thats great
  If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
  My digital media is write-protected
  Every file inspected, no viruses detected
  I beta tested every operating system
  Gave props to some, and others? I dissedem
  While your computers crashin, mines multitaskin
  It does all my work without me even askin
  Got a flat-screen monitor, 40 wide
  I believe that yours says, Etch-A-Sketch on the side
  In a 32-bit world, youre a 2-bit user
  Youve got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
  Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
  Whered you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
  Play me online? Well, you know that Ill beat you
  If I ever meet you Ill control-alt-delete you
  What?
  Its all about the Pentiums!
  Its all about the Pentiums!
  Its all about the Pentiums!
  Its all about the Pentiums!
  What yall wanna do?
  Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
  Wastin time with all the chatroom yakkers?
  9 to 5, chillin at Hewlett Packard?
  What?