text: I was coming from work one day and my crazy son run up to me and says Hi, mom, I got married
  I said who in tarnation did you marry?
  He said Oh, shes a nice girl. Oh, mom, youre gonna like her! Shes the daughter you never had.
  Im not gonna tell you what I said to him because to me personally every beautiful woman that he saw, he was gonna marry them. I said you know what? Im not ready for this yet so I think you better keep her away from me.
  Now almost every night before I may I speak to Christopher
  Such a calm, calm voice
  I answered Im sorry, Christophers not here. May I ask whos calling?
  This is Faith.
  Faith? I said gosh, this must be the wife. So I said Faith? Do you know to whom youre speaking?
  She said, Miss Wallace?
  I said, yes, and I said may I ask you another question? How would you feel you got married and your husband keeps calling your house and you dont identify yourself or acknowledge me as a mother, you as a wife. How do you think your mother would feel?
  And she goes, I know how you feel, but Christopher told me stay away from you.
  Hahahahahaha
  I said, to be honest with you, I did, I did tell him that