text: intro
  Yeah Lil Kelp
  Yah
  Comin in big
  Big dick plays 
  WHERE WE DROPPIN BOYS?
  verse 1
  STDS, STDS
  I make girls get on their knees
  Sucking dick is what they do if youre not carefull you will too
  Your mothers waffel is blue
  I dont care ill fuck her too
  Snorting coke is very cool
  Im your girlfriends sexual fuel
  Oh, oh, oh, im taking a shit
  I dont think my dick will fit
  Fucking puss is what i do
  Your dad is lookin like a jew
  I dont have no hepatitis but from pot i got bronchitis
  Dick incoming like a storm
  I can make your ass transform
  From being tight, to enorm. Just invite me to your dorm
  Down time
  Plow Plow
  Yuh
  Lil kelp
  Aye
  Aye yuh
  Aye yo Big Spork, Come in here. Come in hot
  Yeah, hit that beat bruh, like wiz khalifa
  Oh hell yeah
  verse 2
  STDS, STDS
  I like to suck on titties
  I dont like it when they lactose
  I shoot my cum in they afroooos
  Just kidding i dont
  Im a virgin and always alone
  My dick is like a fuckin throne
  Id really like to be blown
  ... Not that thats ever gonna happen 
  Lil kelp: Quit cryin before i take your virginity
  gun shot
  Wow
  Yuh
  verse 3
  STDS, STDS
  My dick is like, herculese
  Im fuckin all these ligondese
  Guaranteed a heart disease 
  My dick is small, like a tic tac
  I make my dog lick my ballsack
  Sipping lean like i have clout
  Yall ready know what we about
  Big Spork 
  Got the beat
  Lil Kelp 
  Got the weed
  People call me the demon
  Your mother drowned in my semen
  Bitches 
  On my dick
  I really hope this condoms sticks
  All these hoes and got no tits
  Did she just say, hit or miss?
  I hit the vape with mad volt
  My dick hits like a lightning bold
  My sack is filled, with hella beans
  I just ripped, your girlfriends jeans 
  Outro
  Oeh Yeah, Lil Kelp
  SPITTIN BARS
  Esketit