text: The next few minutes, were in the lap of the gods and the hands of the Beatles In my young days, when I was a lad, they used to have actors in films and now that they--
   Yes?
   Hey! Listen!
   Its all changed, now, Brian Theyre not doing that, no actors
   Its all changed, now
   But this is what I wonder In those days, the actors used to say their best bits were left on the cutting room floor, did you find that?
   No, no, no, those were the good bits in the film You should have seen the rest
   Yes?
   Rubbish!
   Was it, really?
   Even worse, yes
   Who was worst?
   Oh, Paul
   I see
   I think John was about the worst
   No, it was you
   Oh, Ringo was very good, he was, hes a good lad
   He was. Theyre saying hes a new Charlie Chaplin Do you think thats right?
   He was miming
   You, too, with Jason
   Oh, yes, hes an old one. Okay, Ring?
   Beginning to look like that Now, then--
   All right, John. Can you hear me?
   Can you hear him? Hello!
   Not really I hope not I hope not!
   We brought you the flowers, Ring
   Hes not allowed to talk
   Eh?
   We brought you the flowers
   Oh, good
   And the grapes
   Oh, I like grapes
   He likes grapes
   Weve been to Portugal
   Guess whos, guess whos top of the pops in Portugal, then
   Who?
   Os Beatles
   Los Beatles? Great, great laugh
   Ridiculous, Os Beatles
   I dont suppose you know the title of your film in Portuguese?
   No Crinsk dee Night?
   Could be, lets hear the number, shall we?
   Right