text: Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
  Shaves in the dark
  Trying to save paper
  Sleeps in a hole in the road
  Saving up to buy some clothes
  Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
  Hes such a mean old man
  Hes such a mean old man
  His sister Shelly works in a shop
  She never stops
  Shes a go-getter
  Takes him out to look to look at the Queen
  The only place that hes ever been
  Always shouts out something obscene
  Hes such a dirty old man
  Hes such a dirty old man
  Hey Mean Mr. Mustard
  Such a dirty, dirty Mean Mr. Mustard
  Such a dirty, dirty Mean Mr. Mustard
  Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
  Shaves in the dark
  Trying to save paper
  Sleeps in a hole in the road
  Save enough to buy some clothes
  Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
  Such a mean old man
  Such a mean old man...