text: Speech from before Take 1
  John Lennon: For the benefit of Mr. Kite
  John: Iced water
  : Who gave me this cold  ?
  Paul McCartney: One, two, one, two, three, four
  Take 4
  For the benefit of Mr. Kite
  There will be a show tonight on trampoline
  The Hendersons will all be there
  Late of Pablo Fanques fair
  What a scene
  Over men and horses, hoops and garters
  Lastly through a hog’s head of real fire
  In this way, Mr. K will challenge the world!
  The celebrated Mr. K performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate
  The Hendersons will dance and sing
  As Mr. Kite flies through the ring
  Dont be late
  Messrs. K and H assure the public
  Their production will be second to none
  And of course, Henry the Horse dances the waltz
  La la la la la la la la la la la la la
  The band begins at ten to six
  When Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound
  And Mr. H will demonstrate ten somersets hell undertake
  On solid ground
  Having been some days in preparation
  A splendid time is guaranteed for all
  And tonight, Mr. Kite is topping the bill!
  Three, four
  Speech at End
  Paul: Two, three, four
  George Martin: Don’t shut it off there, John. Just it
  John: Well, alright
  Paul: 
  George: You - youll hear it. 
  John: Well, well have the Massed Alberts on by then, wont we?
  John: Two, three, four