text: Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number
  Then theres this Welsh Rarebit wearing some brown underpants
  About the shortage of grain in Hertfordshire
  Everyone of them knew that as time went by
  Theyd get a little bit older and a little bit slower but
  Its all the same thing, in this case manufactured by someone whos always
  Umpteen your fathers giving it diddly-i-dee
  District was leaving, intended to pay for
  Number 9, number 9
  Whos to know?
  Who was to know?
  Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9
  I sustained nothing worse than
  Also for example
  Whatever youre doing
  A business deal falls through
  I informed him on the third night
  When fortune gives
  Right! Right!
  Right, right, right, right!
  Right!
  Right!
  Ive missed all of that
  It makes me a few days late
  Compared with, like, wow!
  And weird stuff like that
  Taking our sides sometimes
  Floral bark
  Rouge doctors have brought this specimen
  I have nobodys short-cuts, aha
  With the situation
  They are standing still
  The plan, the telegram
  Ooh ooh
  Ooh
  A man without terrors from beard to false
  As the headmaster reported to me
  My son he really can try as they do to find function
  Tell what he was saying, and his voice was low and his hive high
  And his eyes were low
  Alright!
  So the wife called me and wed better go to see a surgeon
  Or whatever to price it yellow underclothes
  So, any road, we went to see the dentist instead
  Who gave her a pair of teeth which wasnt any good at all
  So I said Id marry, join the bloody navy and went to sea
  In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair
  Im not in the mood for whirling
  Um da
  Aaah
  How?
  Dogs for dogging, hands for clapping
  Birds for birding and fish for fishing
  Them for themming and when for whimming
  Only to find the night-watchman
  Unaware of his presence in the building
  Onion soup
  Industrial output
  Financial imbalance
  Thrusting it between his shoulder blades
  The Watusi
  The Twist
  El dorado
  Take this brother, may it serve you well
  Maybe its nothing
  Aaah
  Maybe its nothing
  What? What? Oh
  Maybe even then
  Impervious in London
  Could be difficult thing
  Its quick like rush for peace is
  Because its so much
  It was like being naked
  If you became naked