text: John: For the benefit of Mr. Kite
  John: Ice water
  Paul: One, two, one, two, three, four
  For the benefit of Mr. Kite
  There will be a show tonight on trampoline
  The Hendersons will all be there
  Late of Pablo Fanques Fair, what a scene
  Over men and horses hoops and garters
  Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!
  In his way Mr. K. will challenge the world!
  The celebrated Mr. K
  Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishops gate
  The Hendersons will dance and sing
  As Mr. Kite flies through the ring dont be late
  Messrs. K. and H. assure the public
  Their production will be second to none
  And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!
  The band begins at ten to six
  When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound
  And Mr. H. will demonstrate
  Ten somersets hell undertake on solid ground
  Having been some days in preparation
  A splendid time is guaranteed for all
  And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill
  Without Henry!
  Three, four
  Three, four
  George Martin: Dont shout it out, though, John, just mouth it
  John: Well, alright
  George Martin: Youll hear it, though, I mean, itll be on the bass
  John: Well, well have the massed Alberts on by then, wont we? Two, three, four