text: I once had a girl
  Or should I say, she once had me?
  She showed me her room
  Isnt it good, Norwegian wood?
  She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere
  So I looked around and I noticed there wasnt a chair
  I sat on the rug
  Biding my time, drinking her wine
  We talked until two
  And then she said, Its time for bed
  She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
  I told her I didnt and crawled off to sleep in the bath
  And when I awoke
  I was alone, this bird had flown
  So I lit a fire
  Isnt it good, Norwegian wood?