text: Geoff Emerick: In the Life Of, Take 1
  John: Dab the mic on the piano, and quite low, this, just keep it in like, maracas you know. You know those old pianos
  John: Okay were on. Mouth
  John: Sugarplum fairy, sugarplum fairy
  I read the news today, oh boy
  About a lucky man who made the grade
  And though the news was rather sad
  Well I just had to laugh
  I saw the photograph
  He blew his mind out in a car
  He didnt notice that the lights had changed
  A crowd of people stood and stared
  Theyd seen his face before
  Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
  I saw a film today, oh, boy
  The English Army had just won the war
  A crowd of people turned away
  But I just had to look
  Having read the book
  Id love to turn you on
  Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty
  I read the news today, oh boy
  Four-thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
  And though the holes were rather small
  They had to count them all
  Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
  Id love to turn you on
  Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty
  Umm