text: Mama!
  : Now you lads, will you just shout Happy Christmas for us
  For this tape, eh?
  : Happy Christmas?
  : Yeah. Go on. One, two, three.
  : Happy Christmas!
  : Thank you. Same to you. Ha, ha. Happy Christmas.
  : ... Christmas, John, and I see you strolling in
  Ascot Garden with your wife, Yoko, but well, do you
  Have any special thoughts at, for Christmas?
  : Well, Yoko, it is Christmas and my special thoughts,
  Of course, turn towards eating.
  : Ha! Ha! Ha! All right. So, eating. Well, what do you like to eat?
  : Well, Id like some cornflakes prepared by Parisian
  Hands. And Id like it blessed by Hari Krishna Mantra.
  : Yes, have a wonderful Christmas.
  Have a jolly new year.
  Make sure that Christmas...
  ... comes once a year.
  Yes, Happy New Year. All the best.
  This is George Harrison saying Happy Christmas. Happy
  Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Happy. Happy...
  : 
  Ooh, good evening to you ladies,
  Good evening to you gentlemen,
  Happy to be here,
  Good evening to you gentlemen,
  I fear, I fear, I fear.
  Good evening to you one and all
  I hope you will enjoy
  The coming sports day of your life
  Is mamas little boy.
  : So, how do you like the garden here?
  : I think its simply splendid. Im overwhelmed by its
  Sanctuary.
  : So, you dont mind these high gates and things and the walls?
  : Oh, Ive always loved the high walls. The Elizabethan high
  Wall is something Ive always loved. You see
  : Yes
  : Lady
  : 
  This is to wish you, a merry, merry Christmas
  This is to wish you just a merry, merry year
  This say to wish you just a happy, happy new year
  This is to wish you a merry, merry, merry new year
  : Id like to say that I hope everybody listening to this
  Has a very happy time at Christmas and has a good,
  Fortunate, lucky New Year. And a good time to be had by
  All.
  : 
  Merry Christmas!
  Mm, this is to wish you a me-merry, merry Christmas,
  This is to wish you a ha-ha-happy new year.
  : How do you see your place in the ...eh...the seventies to
  Come? Weve had the swinging sixties, and I was wondering, Mrs. Lennon, how you
  Saw your place in the seventies?
  : I think itll be a quiet, peaceful seventies, hopefully, you know.
  : So you think theres gonna be peace, do you?
  : Yes, and freedom.
  : I see.
  : Freedom of mind. And everything.
  : I see. Really nice.
  : Everybody will just be flying around, you know.
  : Ah, everybody will just be flying around, you see. Dyou
  Understand that?
  : The airs so crisp and all that. And just, theres
  Something about it, very delicate...
  : 
  Deep and crisp and even,
  Brightly shone the moon that night
  On the misty cruel.
  Good King Wenceslas last look out
  On the feast of....
  : ... and its sort of, ah, like a strange magic, you know,
  Just slowing down the process of our thinking. Anyway,
  Its just really beautiful.
  , : 
  Happy Christmas - 
  Happy Christmas - 
  Happy Christmas - 
  Happy New Year.
  : Take two.
  , : 
  Happy Christmas,
  Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Christmas - 
  Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, happy Christmas - 
  Oh-oh-oh-oh, happy Christmas.
  John, Yoko,
  John, happy Christmas
  Its warm and nice and comfy in Ascot.
  Ac-dc lights.
  : Lets put the lights on the trees.
  : Alright, dear. You pass me the light and Ill string
  It on the tree. 
  : Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas..... Magic Christian,
  Magic Christian, Magic Christian, Magic Christian...
  (Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas -
  Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas -
  Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas -
  Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas -
  Merry Christmas - magic Christian - magic Christian -
  Magic Christian - magic Christian - magic Christian -
  Magic Christian
  Its just a plug for the film, Ken. Try and keep it on.
  This is Ringo Starr saying Merry Christmas to evrybody
  And a happy new year.
  : Id like a big teddy!
  : Ill get you a big, pink teddy bear.
  : Oh, thank you, mummy.
  : And be a good boy, John.
  : Oh, yes, mummy, I will. As long as you get me a teddy
  Bear.
  : A big, pink teddy bear.
  : And a train set.
  : American train set then?
  : And a man on the moon that goes on the moon and down to 
  The moon.
  : An ice cream moon then?
  : Thats right. And lots and lots and lots and lots and
  Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and
  Lots...
  : Ha ha ha ha ha....?)