text: In the name of Preverti,
  daughter of the mountains
  ¶
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  whose embrace with Rani
  made the whole world tremble.
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   Tremble!
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   Tremble.
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  Whose name is the Terrible.
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  Whose name is Baleful.
  Whose name is inaccessible.
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  Whose name is the Black Mother,
  mother of darkness.
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   Kaili!
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   We turn our hearts to Kaili,
  Drinker of blood, Black Mother.
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   Kaili!
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   Killer of demons,
  gorge on this flesh, our offering.
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  - Drink...
  - Halt!
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  - Halt?
  - The ring.
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  She is not wearing
  the sacrificial ring.
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  She cannot be sacrificed
  without the ring.
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  Where is the ring?
  What has she done with the ring?
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   The ring! The ring!
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  ♪ Help! I need somebody
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  ♪ Help! Not just anybody
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  ♪ Help! You know I need someone
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  ♪ Help!
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  ♪ When I was younger,
  so much younger than today
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  ♪ I never needed anybodys help
  in anyway
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  ♪ But now these days are gone
  Im not so self assured
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  ♪ Now I find Ive changed my mind,
  Ive opened up the doors
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  ♪ Help me if you can
  Im feeling down
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  ♪ And I do appreciate you being round
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  ♪ Help me get my feet back
  on the ground
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  ♪ Wont you please, please help me?
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  ♪ And now my life has changed
  in oh so many ways
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  ♪ My independence seems to vanish
  in the haze
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  ♪ But evry now and then
  I feel so insecure
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  ♪ I know that I just need you like
  Ive never done before
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  ♪ Help me if you can
  Im feeling down
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  ♪ And I do appreciate you being round
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  ♪ Help me get my feet back
  on the ground
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  ♪ Wont you please, please help me?
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  ♪ When I was younger,
  so much younger than today
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  ♪ I never needed anybodys help
  in anyway
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  ♪ But now these days are gone
  Im not so self assured
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  ♪ Now I find Ive changed my mind,
  Ive opened up the doors
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  ♪ Help me if you can
  Im feeling down
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  ♪ And I do appreciate you being round
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  ♪ Help me get my feet back
  on the ground
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  ♪ Wont you please, please help me?
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  ♪ Help me, help me
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  ♪ Ooh ♪
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  - Oh, shocking.
  - Monstrous.
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  - Ahme.
  - The necessary preparations...
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  - The preparations for my departure...
  - Are made.
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  - At once, without delay.
  - The ring.
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  Over the water we must go.
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  - Bhuta.
  - You ask of me, Master?
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  - Obedience and Love.
  - This is so.
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  - Ahme.
  - This is so.
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  - The ring.
  - Has nobody looked on the washbasin?
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  I am making the immediate
  arrangements for my necessary...
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  - Are made.
  - At once.
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  - ...visit to England.
  - In hand.
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  Something must be done.
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  Without the ring,
  there will be no sacrifice,
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  without the sacrifice,
  no congregation.
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  Without a congregation...
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  ...no more me.
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  This is so.
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  - Wave.
  - I dont like to.
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  - Go on, wave.
  - Shall I?
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  They expect it, dont they.
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  Lovely lads and so natural.
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  Adoration hasnt gone to their heads.
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  You know what I mean, success.
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  So natural and still the same
  as they was before they was.
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  - Someones got hold of my finger.
  - You trying to attract attention again?
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  Shes pulling at it.
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   Oh!
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  Ow!
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  She had my finger, you know...
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  Stop trying to drag things down
  to your own level.
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  I thought she was a sandwich
  until she went spare on my hand.
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  Its cold. its a cold place.
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  - So, the ring?
  - No. I could not get it off, Swami.
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  Oh dear!
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  Hey! Have you been messing with me
  in my kip?
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  I mean, with a fishing rod.
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  I wouldnt touch you with a plastic one.
  What are you doing on the floor?
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  Im tired.
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  - Hello?
  - Hello?
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  Hey, Bea-atle!
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  How about this, Shufti?
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  Gold! All of it, pure gold.
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  In easy to handle
  denominational nuggets. Unmarked.
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  - Not a mark on them.
  - No, I hate them.
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  - No.
  - It makes your fingers go green.
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  Its not the Beatle with the ring.
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  - Arent I?
  - No, unfortunately.
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  Ah!
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  Hey, Bea-atle.
  You shall have fun, eh?
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  No thanks, Im rhythm guitar
  and mouth organ.
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  I didnt encourage that wink.
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  - It is not the one.
  - My gosh.
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  They all look the same in their similitude
  and language.
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  Swami, its raining on your...
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  After them.
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  - Quickly, quickly.
  - Yes, yes.
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  - Right, right.
  - All in.
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  - All in together now, sir.
  - Now.
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  - Ah! Shilling!
  - Shilling?
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  - Shilling.
  - Oh, shilling!
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  - Now! Off!
  - Off.
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  Oh... After them.
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  - What first attracted you to me?
  - Well, youre very polite.
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  Ha, ha!
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  Hope hes in.
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  Ow!
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  - What are you doing?
  - Posting a letter.
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  Ow!
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  Ow!
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  I am not what I seem.
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  Hey! My skins soaked right through
  to the skin.
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  Theres more here than meets the eye.
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  - Ho, ho!
  - Ho!
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  - Ho, ho!
  - Ho!
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  - Ho, ho, ho!
  - Oh!
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  - Ho!
  - Ho, ho!
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  Take Five.
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  Youre going to lose that girl.
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  One, two, three...
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  ♪ Youre going to lose that girl,
  yes yes, youre going to lose that girl
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  ♪ Youre going to lose that girl,
  yes yes, youre going to lose that girl
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  ♪ If you dont take her out tonight
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  ♪ Shes going to change her mind,
  shes going to change her mind
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  ♪ And I will take her out tonight
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  ♪ And I will treat her kind,
  Im going to treat her kind
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  ♪ Youre going to lose that girl,
  yes yes, youre going to lose that girl
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  ♪ Youre going to lose that girl,
  yes yes, youre going to lose that girl
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  ♪ If you dont treat her right my friend
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  ♪ Youre going to find her gone,
  youre going to find her gone
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  ♪ Cause I will treat her right and then
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  ♪ Youll be the lonely one,
  youre not the only one
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  ♪ Youre going to lose that girl,
  yes yes, youre going to lose that girl
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  ♪ Youre going to lose that girl,
  yes yes, youre going to lose that girl
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  ♪ Youre going to lose,
  yes yes, youre going to lose that girl
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  ♪ Ill make a point of taking her away
  from you
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  ♪ Watch what you do,
  yeah
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  ♪ The way you treat her,
  what else can I do?
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  ♪ Youre going to lose that girl
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  ♪ Youre going to lose that girl
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  ♪ Youre going to lose that girl,
  yes yes, youre going to lose that girl
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  ♪ Youre going to lose that girl,
  yes yes, youre going to lose that girl
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  ♪ Youre going to lose,
  yes yes, youre going to lose that girl
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  ♪ Ill make a point of taking her away
  from you
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  ♪ Watch what you do,
  yeah
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  ♪ The way you treat her,
  what else can I do?
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  ♪ If you dont take her out tonight
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  ♪ Shes going to change her mind,
  shes going to change her mind
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  ♪ And I will take her out tonight
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  ♪ And I will treat her kind,
  Im going to treat her kind
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  ♪ Youre going to lose that girl,
  yes yes, youre going to lose that girl
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  ♪ Youre going to lose that girl,
  yes yes, youre going to lose that girl
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  ♪ Youre going to lose, yes yes,
  youre going to lose that girl ♪
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  - Boys, are you buzzing?
  - No thanks, Ive got the car.
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  No, listen...
  Youll have to do it again.
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   ♪ Ill make a point
  of taking her away from you
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  ♪ Watch what you do,
  yeah
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  ♪ The way you treat her,
  what else can I do... ♪
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  - Is that you?
  - No.
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  - 
  - Dont look at me.
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  it was you buzzing.
  You naughty boy.
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   Now for the ring!
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  Ow!
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  Oh! Oh, that stings.
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   Kaili!
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  Kaili!
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   Flee!
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  Will you explain everything
  when the opportunity presents itself?
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  - Flee!
  - OK.
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  Oh, goodness me!
  Sex is creeping in.
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  Young people see it in the bazaars,
  market places, temple...
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  No wonder they turn up their noses
  at a mystical impulse...
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  Were taking up fox hunting so young
  people are involved in their sacrifices.
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  And will understand the deep
  significance of blood well shed.
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  Of course I dont expect you to see
  eye to eye with me...
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  What? Who? Where?
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  Now... lf youll pardon me.
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  Its played out, any road?
  You know, rings...
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  - Very nice.
  - Its yours.
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  Nah! My missus wouldnt wear a ring
  like that. Ostentatious, that is!
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  - Hes from the west.
  - Nah, east. Stepney.
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  - Does this ring mean anything to you?
  - Freemason?
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  - Youre all English!
  - Thats what unions are for.
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  I tell a lie. We have got one in there
  from the mystic east... Or we did have.
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   Hey, Abdul!
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  - Yes.
  - We did have one, didnt we?
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  That lad from the sunnier climate,
  east of Suez?
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  Very nice he was, too.
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  I think hes still down there,
  in the coal hole.
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  Doesnt the blood rush to your head, sir?
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  Doesnt the eastern flavour
  come expensive?
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  Doesnt the blood rush to your stomach?
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  Is this ring nasty, sir?
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  Argh! Kaili! Oh dear, I must lie down.
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  Oh! Thats better.
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  Excuse me...
  This menu...
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  Ive just seen the most amazing thing...
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   Oh...
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  Hey, did you...
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  Theres a man down there on his head.
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  Arthur?
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  Could you pick this up for me, please?
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  Are you eating, too, Paul?
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  Your friend is in mortal danger.
  I can say no more.
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  Its rather a jolly place.
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  - Soup, please.
  - Soup, yeah.
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  He has three hours to live.
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  - Say no more.
  - I can say no more.
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  I ordered soup too.
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  - Soup!
  - Soup.
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  Pardon me, sir. Thats a very
  fascinating ring youve got there.
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  - Unless Im mistaken.
  - Is it?
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  The dreaded sacred sacrificial
  ring of the dread Kaili.
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  - Say no more.
  - I can say no more.
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  Excuse me. if he is to be sacrificed
  before Kaili,
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  why is he not painted red?
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  Ive never had the courage to ask him,
  but as hes my best friend I will.
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  - Whats this? Glasses?
  - Thats right, sir. Glasses.
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  A victim is offered
  to the dread Kaili everyday.
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  All are happy to go.
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  He who wins is privileged to wear
  the sacred ring
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  from sun to moon,
  from moon to sun.
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  And at the end of the happy day
  he is slaughtered jolly with a knife.
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  And sacrificed jolly with a knife,
  so Im told, with that ring.
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  Three hours to live.
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  - You have till five oclock.
  - Before a new victim is chosen.
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  You are lucky to be chosen!
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  My old mum would give her right hand
  to be chosen.
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  - Whats this?
  - A season ticket.
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  I like a lot of seasoning in my soup.
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  Theres somebody been in this soup.
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  I got it from this Eastern bird... lady...
  in a fan letter.
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  I get all sorts.
  Rubbish, though, isnt it? Sacrifice.
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  No? Come off!
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  So, get in touch with your authorities
  and send back the ring to this lady,
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  who will then go happy to Kaili.
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  - Thank you.
  - Three hours.
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  Theres a footprint in here.
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  Here, you have a go.
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   Flee!
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  We have lots of little problems like this.
  Some of them matrimonial.
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  This ring is not stone.
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  - Ive only got three hours to live.
  - Therefore, it must be a metal.
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  - I dont know this metal.
  - Youre not getting anywhere, are you?
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  Early days yet, sir.
  Therefore it must be an alloy.
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  Theres a certain amount of hurry up
  involved here. My life is in danger.
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  Three ten.
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  - The wheel.
  - Not the wheel.
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  Even the Royal House of Hanover
  had the wheel, sir.
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  - Ive never seen anything like it.
  - Youve failed.
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  - I suggest you see a specialist.
  - What kind? Your tools are broken.
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  The fire brigade once got my head
  out of some railings.
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  - Did you want them to?
  - No. I left it there when not at school.
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  You can see a lot of the world
  from railings.
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  I like operations,
  they give you a sense of outlook.
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  This wont work.
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  It could work if the government
  would spend more money.
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  Made in America you see.
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  Another failure.
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  The idea is...
  The idea as I see it
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  is that we expand the molecules
  and the ring grows bigger and drops off.
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  - Whats your electricity bill like?
  - Its sort of a long counterfoil.
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  Its not dropping off.
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  Voltage!
  Voltage... up, up...
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  Up, up!
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  - Are you sure Im earthed?
  - Oh no, hold on. Thank you.
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  Made in America.
  Streets ahead of anything weve got.
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  This is English.
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  - Is it green, the earth in America?
  - In some places its brown.
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  Hes not earthed.
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  Hes an idiot.
  Has a degree in woodwork. I ask you!
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  Done.
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  - 5... 4...
  - Come on.
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  3-2-1-go! I observe the procedure.
  Hell thank me for it in the end.
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  Scientist, youre getting nowhere.
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  Its the plugs.
  Good British plugs.
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  All this America rig. Wrong voltage.
  Thats what foxes me.
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  - How do you feel?
  - I used to use my hands.
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  He used to use his hands.
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  - Will he still be able to drum?
  - Did he do a lot of it?
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  - Voltage... up!
  - Im no mean hand at the old sticks.
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  The voltage, up, up, up!
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  - Hey, hes calling you. Up, up, up!
  - Up, up, up!
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  The bunker!
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  - I cant watch.
  - Its working! Give it the gun, Algernon.
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  Stop it!
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  Its more than my jobs worth!
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  Hes out to rule the world
  if he can get a government grant.
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  Outrageous!
  Youre nothing but a mad scientist!
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  Fantastic!
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  With a ring like that I could,
  dare I say it, rule the world.
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  I must have the ring...
  Algernon, the laser.
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  Get your hands off him
  or Ill call the Metropolitan scuffers!
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  The laser...
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  - Get him off.
  - I must have this ring. The laser.
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  Halt! Release him or Ill shoot
  and I am a dead eyeshot shooting.
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  - Ive got it.
  - Switch off that machine.
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  - The laser.
  - The laser, yes...
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  Im better with animals
  than plugs and transistors.
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  MIT was after me,
  wanted me to rule the world for them.
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  Daddy being the local master
  of the hounds.
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  Thats where I get it from,
  my love of animals.
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  They trust me.
  I should have been in vivisection.
  27:20 - 27:24
  How do you know we can trust her?
  Shes had your fingers before, Ringo.
  27:24 - 27:28
  Well, that was a mistake.
  I can vouch for her. Were very close.
  27:28 - 27:32
  - Lasers ready.
  - Get them!
  27:32 - 27:35
  27:35 - 27:38
  27:38 - 27:42
  Its the wrong plug...
  Just give me five minutes.
  27:42 - 27:50
  Its the brain drain.
  His brains draining.
  27:50 - 27:52
  (♪ THE BEATLES:
  Youve Got to Hide Your Love Away)
  27:52 - 27:55
  ♪ Here I stand with head in hand
  27:55 - 27:59
  ♪ Turn my face to the wall
  27:59 - 28:03
  ♪ if shes gone I cant go on
  28:03 - 28:09
  ♪ Feeling two foot small
  28:09 - 28:13
  ♪ Evrywhere people stare
  28:13 - 28:17
  ♪ Each and evryday
  28:17 - 28:21
  ♪ I can see them laugh at me
  28:21 - 28:29
  ♪ And I hear them say
  28:29 - 28:37
  ♪ Hey, youve got to hide
  your love away!
  28:37 - 28:45
  ♪ Hey, youve got to hide
  your love away!
  28:45 - 28:49
  ♪ How can I even try?
  28:49 - 28:53
  ♪ I can never win
  28:53 - 28:57
  ♪ Hearing them, seeing them
  28:57 - 29:02
  ♪ In the state Im in
  29:02 - 29:06
  ♪ How could she say to me
  29:06 - 29:10
  ♪ Love will find a way?
  29:10 - 29:14
  ♪ Gather round all you clowns
  29:14 - 29:22
  ♪ Let me hear you say
  29:22 - 29:30
  ♪ Hey, youve got to hide
  your love away!
  29:30 - 29:56
  ♪ Hey, youve got to hide
  your love away! ♪
  29:56 - 29:58
  I have here...
  29:58 - 30:00
  30:00 - 30:03
  Now see what youve done
  with your filthy Eastern ways.
  30:03 - 30:07
  No! it is Clang, the High Priest,
  who is filthy in his ways.
  30:07 - 30:10
   How do we know
  youre not sent by him to nick the ring,
  30:10 - 30:13
  when youve lulled us
  with your filthy ways?
  30:13 - 30:16
  - What filthy ways are these?
  - You can put that away.
  30:16 - 30:21
  Until this moment you were safe
  because my sister was chosen
  30:21 - 30:24
  and no other could be sacrificed
  to Kaili.
  30:24 - 30:32
  Now my sister is safe and rises up.
  30:32 - 30:35
  30:35 - 30:39
   And a new day dawns,
  a new victim is chosen...
  30:39 - 30:45
  From this moment it is death to him
  who wears the ring.
  30:45 - 30:48
  This will make your finger shrink.
  Be brave.
  30:48 - 30:49
  Dont look.
  30:49 - 30:55
  Alas, if he were brave
  this would not be necessary.
  30:55 - 31:05
  31:05 - 31:08
  Whereve you been?
  Youve been up that temple again.
  31:08 - 31:21
  Youre as bad as your sister, coming
  home from work at all hours and colours.
  31:21 - 31:23
  There might be some insurance.
  31:23 - 31:26
  I wouldnt think of such a thing!
  Find out.
  31:26 - 31:28
  What did you say that stuff is?
  31:28 - 31:32
  This will just make his finger shrink
  a little. Its a minor medical secret.
  31:32 - 31:35
  Im sure theres no call for all this.
  31:35 - 31:39
  Im allergic to Penicillin
  and all them other wonder drugs.
  31:39 - 31:42
  - Gum?
  - Are you sure its not or habit forming?
  31:42 - 32:03
  No. As long as you dont swallow it.
  32:03 - 32:06
   All right.
  Synchronise your watches.
  32:06 - 32:15
  You, you, you and you.
  Paint him red and then kill him.
  32:15 - 32:17
  Kaili.
  32:17 - 32:20
  Kaili. Kaili.
  32:20 - 32:25
  I promise you
  the effect is purely transitory.
  32:25 - 32:26
  It wears off very quickly.
  32:26 - 32:31
   Dont answer it! Its Clang.
  32:31 - 32:33
  32:33 - 32:37
  - Perhaps it wont take...
  - This is a dreadful miscarriage.
  32:37 - 32:38
  32:38 - 32:41
   Come on, my finger!
  32:41 - 32:43
  Wheres Paul?
  32:43 - 32:48
  Wheres Paul? Come on, Paul,
  stop messing about.
  32:48 - 32:50
  Wheres he gone?
  32:50 - 33:13
  - Where are you, Paul?
  - Its his best suit.
  33:13 - 33:19
  Dont look right or left. They might take
  us for innocent bystanders.
  33:19 - 33:24
  33:24 - 33:26
  - Standby.
  - Standby.
  33:26 - 33:29
  Look out!
  Theyre coming through the door!
  33:29 - 33:35
  33:35 - 33:41
  - Go!
  - Go!
  33:41 - 33:49
   Kaili!
  33:49 - 33:55
  Kaili... Oh!
  33:55 - 34:00
  - Sorry, I hit him.
  - Oh!
  34:00 - 34:03
  Get me the home office.
  Hes wrecking my home.
  34:03 - 34:08
  Kaili! Kaili!
  34:08 - 34:13
   Get off!
  34:13 - 34:16
  - Its me, you fool.
  - Oh, sorry.
  34:16 - 34:21
  Well, stop it!
  34:21 - 35:02
  Feet! Feet, you fool!
  35:02 - 35:13
  35:13 - 35:19
  35:19 - 35:25
  Kaili! Hes red! Kill him!
  35:25 - 35:34
  35:34 - 35:37
  Oh, my goodness gosh!
  Withdraw! Withdraw!
  35:37 - 35:40
  Up!
  35:40 - 35:42
  Up, up, up!
  35:42 - 35:44
  - You!
  - Which one has the ring?
  35:44 - 35:46
  That one with the large ned.
  35:46 - 35:48
  Neb!
  And its yours.
  35:48 - 35:54
  - Keep your hands up.
  - How can I get it off with my hands up?
  35:54 - 35:56
  In the name of science
  I demand that ring.
  35:56 - 35:57
  Its yours!
  35:57 - 36:01
  - Its worth something.
  - A couple of bob, at least.
  36:01 - 36:05
  Had to do all this myself... Backward
  Britain they call us on Wall Street.
  36:05 - 36:09
  With a ring like that
  could I interest the military?
  36:09 - 36:11
  No, I could not.
  36:11 - 36:15
  I cant get it off.
  36:15 - 36:18
  36:18 - 36:20
  - Paul?
  - Look, what youve done.
  36:20 - 36:24
  - Hey, is that Paul?
  - Algernon, my little black bag.
  36:24 - 36:27
  I shall have to operate.
  36:27 - 36:29
  Itll be on the National Health,
  wont it?
  36:29 - 36:33
  - 
  - Look!
  36:33 - 36:36
  Ugh! Im all sticky. Youre all red!
  36:36 - 36:39
  - We thought that was you.
  - No thats not me.
  36:39 - 36:43
  Im glad it wore off quickly.
  36:43 - 36:46
  What are you doing here?
  36:46 - 36:51
  - 
  - Get out!
  36:51 - 36:55
  British, you see! Useless.
  If I had a Luger...
  36:55 - 36:59
  Their scientists are properly equipped.
  Think on it.
  36:59 - 37:09
  The remedy is in your hands...
  you, the voters.
  37:09 - 37:15
  - Wheres Ahme?
  - I dont know.
  37:15 - 37:23
  37:23 - 37:28
  (Continues speaking
  in Eastern language)
  37:28 - 37:31
  - Hai?
  - What? Yes... Hai.
  37:31 - 37:34
  (Continues speaking
  in Eastern language)
  37:34 - 37:37
  I dont understand a word.
  I dont speak the language.
  37:37 - 37:40
  Latin, yes. But this Eastern babble, no.
  37:40 - 37:58
  Ah, the ring! Come on, we go.
  37:58 - 38:02
  (♪ THE BEATLES:
  Ticket To Ride)
  38:02 - 38:05
  ♪ I think Im gonna be sad
  38:05 - 38:09
  ♪ I think its today, yeh
  38:09 - 38:12
  ♪ The girl thats driving me mad
  38:12 - 38:17
  ♪ ls going away
  38:17 - 38:21
  ♪ Shes got a ticket to ride
  38:21 - 38:25
  ♪ Shes got a ticket
  to ri-hi-hide
  38:25 - 38:33
  ♪ Shes got a ticket to ride
  but she dont care
  38:33 - 38:36
  ♪ She said that living with me
  38:36 - 38:41
  ♪ Was bringing her down, yeh
  38:41 - 38:44
  ♪ For she would never be free
  38:44 - 38:49
  ♪ When I was around
  38:49 - 38:53
  ♪ Shes got a ticket to ride
  38:53 - 38:57
  ♪ Shes got a ticket
  to ri-hi-hide
  38:57 - 39:04
  ♪ Shes got a ticket to ride
  but she dont care
  39:04 - 39:08
  ♪ I dont know why shes riding so high
  39:08 - 39:12
  ♪ She ought to think twice,
  she ought to do right by me
  39:12 - 39:16
  ♪ Before she gets to saying goodbye
  39:16 - 39:22
  ♪ She ought to think twice,
  she ought to do right by me
  39:22 - 39:25
  ♪ I think Im gonna be sad
  39:25 - 39:30
  ♪ I think its today, yeh
  39:30 - 39:33
  ♪ The girl thats driving me mad
  39:33 - 39:37
  ♪ ls going away, yeh
  39:37 - 39:42
  ♪ Ah, shes got a ticket to ride
  39:42 - 39:46
  ♪ Shes got a ticket to ri-hi-hide
  39:46 - 39:54
  ♪ Shes got a ticket to ride
  but she dont care
  39:54 - 39:58
  ♪ I dont know why shes riding so high
  39:58 - 40:02
  ♪ She ought to think twice,
  she ought to do right by me
  40:02 - 40:06
  ♪ Before she gets to saying goodbye
  40:06 - 40:12
  ♪ She ought to think twice,
  she ought to do right by me
  40:12 - 40:15
  ♪ She said that living with me
  40:15 - 40:20
  ♪ Was bringing her down, yeh
  40:20 - 40:23
  ♪ For she would never be free
  40:23 - 40:27
  ♪ When I was around
  40:27 - 40:32
  ♪ Shes got a ticket to ride
  40:32 - 40:36
  ♪ Shes got a ticket to ri-hi-hide
  40:36 - 40:42
  ♪ Shes got a ticket to ride
  but she dont care
  40:42 - 40:46
  ♪ My baby dont care
  40:46 - 40:50
  ♪ My baby dont care
  40:50 - 40:54
  ♪ My baby dont care
  40:54 - 40:58
  ♪ My baby dont care
  40:58 - 41:06
  ♪ My baby dont care... ♪
  41:06 - 41:13
  There they are!
  41:13 - 41:19
  Ho, ho, ho!
  Ho, ho, ho!
  41:19 - 41:22
  Oh...
  41:22 - 41:28
   Wait!
  41:28 - 41:31
  The bloods rushing to my head.
  41:31 - 41:33
  Mind that post!
  41:33 - 41:38
  Put me down.
  41:38 - 41:40
  Put me down.
  41:40 - 41:44
  Thank you...
  Ouch, ouch, ouch!
  41:44 - 41:48
  Hey! Over here.
  Wait, wait, wait!
  41:48 - 41:50
  Ho, ho, ho!
  Ho, ho, ho!
  41:50 - 42:05
  Ho, ho, ho... Oh!
  42:05 - 42:07
  Ah... So!
  42:07 - 42:10
  Its too heavy!
  42:10 - 42:12
  Here you are. Its not heavy now.
  42:12 - 42:15
  - Send it down!
  - Here you are, Ringo.
  42:15 - 42:18
  Ive got it... No, I havent,
  its gone past!
  42:18 - 42:21
  Send this one straight.
  42:21 - 42:23
  Ive got it... No, I havent.
  42:23 - 42:25
  - Look out!
  - Get away!
  42:25 - 42:28
  I am easing the fuse in now.
  42:28 - 42:30
  What?
  42:30 - 42:32
  I know, you fool. Im here.
  Steady.
  42:32 - 42:36
  Steady. I am steady.
  42:36 - 42:38
  Now a turn to the right and it locks.
  42:38 - 42:42
  I am turning it to the right.
  It is locking.
  42:42 - 42:44
  Thats what comes
  of teaching science by TV.
  42:44 - 42:46
  Youll thank me in the end.
  42:46 - 42:48
  I am lifting it up.
  42:48 - 42:50
  42:50 - 42:53
  - I am moving my left leg...
  - Hurry up!
  42:53 - 42:58
  - I am moving my right leg.
  - Oh, give it to me!
  42:58 - 43:04
  - Call it a day.
  - Its curling stone day.
  43:04 - 43:08
  When the ice breaks dive straight in.
  Its the right hand.
  43:08 - 43:10
   it wont work.
  43:10 - 43:15
  Soft game... broom sticks.
  43:15 - 43:16
  Thank you.
  43:16 - 43:18
  Throw it, George.
  43:18 - 43:20
  That was good.
  43:20 - 43:22
  Great.
  43:22 - 43:25
  Hey, its a thingy.
  43:25 - 43:27
   A fiendish thingy!
  43:27 - 43:29
  It was so fast, its smoking.
  43:29 - 43:36
  Run, Ringo!
  43:36 - 43:39
  43:39 - 43:41
  43:41 - 43:48
  Useless... ex army rubbish.
  I cannot get the equipment...
  43:48 - 44:00
  44:00 - 44:04
  Excuse me... white cliffs of Dover?
  44:04 - 44:08
  Thank you.
  44:08 - 44:11
  Bhuta, here they come, the right flank.
  44:11 - 44:31
  - Get on!
  - Stop here. Youre in my power!
  44:31 - 44:34
  In the name of Kaili, stop!
  Stop!
  44:34 - 44:38
  Argh!
  44:38 - 44:41
  My blood group is very unusual.
  Look!
  44:41 - 44:55
  My blood group is...
  44:55 - 45:01
  This way, Swami.
  45:01 - 45:13
  45:13 - 45:15
  What for? Please, no...
  45:15 - 45:18
  Please... No...
  45:18 - 45:22
  45:22 - 45:50
  I am very busy... please!
  45:50 - 45:52
  Perhaps if we gave away free tickets
  45:52 - 45:55
  to the youth organisation
  annual sacrifice,
  45:55 - 46:23
  all this could be avoided.
  Its a very real problem.
  46:23 - 46:32
  46:32 - 46:34
  London.
  46:34 - 46:36
  Red.
  46:36 - 46:37
  Red?
  46:37 - 46:40
  They have to paint me red
  before they chop me.
  46:40 - 46:42
  Its a different religion from ours...
  l think
  46:42 - 46:47
  - So this is the famous ring, eh?
  - Im in fear of my life, you know.
  46:47 - 46:50
  So this is the famous Beatles?
  46:50 - 46:53
  So this is the famous Scotland Yard?
  46:53 - 46:55
  How long do you think youll last?
  46:55 - 46:59
  You cant say fairer than that.
  Great Train Robbery, hows that going?
  46:59 - 47:03
  - You dont believe us, do you?
  - 
  47:03 - 47:06
  - Chief Superintendent.
  - Ringo, please.
  47:06 - 47:09
  - Its for you, the famous Ringo.
  - Its them.
  47:09 - 47:12
  - Only me and Paul know were here.
  - I know.
  47:12 - 47:18
  Allow me. Im a bit of a famous mimic.
  You know... James Cagney.
  47:18 - 47:21
  Hello, this is the famous Ringo,
  47:21 - 47:24
  what is it that I can do for you?
  47:24 - 47:26
  Not a bit like Cagney.
  47:26 - 47:30
  - Go to the window.
  - Hey, it is them!
  47:30 - 47:32
   Go to the window.
  47:32 - 47:35
  Go to the window.
  47:35 - 47:38
  Go to the window.
  47:38 - 47:41
  Go to the window.
  47:41 - 47:55
  Go to the window.
  47:55 - 47:59
  Theres a strong case for arming
  the police. Were not all masochists.
  47:59 - 48:02
  - Now see?
  - I believe you. Thousands wouldnt.
  48:02 - 48:06
  Right, lets get going.
  Pass me the phone, will you?
  48:06 - 48:09
  Lifeline of the service.
  Dial 999.
  48:09 - 48:13
  We need protection.
  Weve got a record to do tomorrow.
  48:13 - 48:15
  - I need protection.
  - And you shall have it.
  48:15 - 48:17
  Get me protection.
  48:17 - 48:20
  (♪ THE BEATLES:
  I Need You)
  48:20 - 48:27
  ♪ You dont realise how much
  I need you
  48:27 - 48:34
  ♪ Love you all the time
  and never leave you
  48:34 - 48:38
  ♪ Please come on back to me
  48:38 - 48:41
  ♪ Im lonely as can be
  48:41 - 48:45
  ♪ I need you
  48:45 - 48:52
  ♪ Said you had a thing or two
  to tell me
  48:52 - 48:59
  ♪ How was I to know
  you would upset me
  48:59 - 49:02
  ♪ I didnt realise
  49:02 - 49:06
  ♪ As I looked in your eyes
  49:06 - 49:09
  ♪ You told me
  49:09 - 49:11
  ♪ Oh yes, you told me
  49:11 - 49:16
  ♪ You dont want my loving anymore
  49:16 - 49:19
  ♪ Thats when it hurt me
  49:19 - 49:26
  ♪ And feeling like this
  I just cant go on anymore
  49:26 - 49:33
  ♪ Please remember
  how I feel about you
  49:33 - 49:40
  ♪ I could never really live
  without you
  49:40 - 49:44
  ♪ So come on back and see
  49:44 - 49:47
  ♪ Just what you mean to me
  49:47 - 49:50
  ♪ I need you
  49:50 - 49:53
  ♪ But when you told me
  49:53 - 49:57
  ♪ You dont want my loving anymore
  49:57 - 50:00
  ♪ Thats when it hurt me
  50:00 - 50:07
  ♪ And feeling like this
  I just cant go on anymore
  50:07 - 50:15
  ♪ Please remember
  how I feel about you
  50:15 - 50:21
  ♪ I could never really live
  without you
  50:21 - 50:25
  ♪ So come on back and see
  50:25 - 50:29
  ♪ Just what you mean to me
  50:29 - 50:32
  ♪ I need you
  50:32 - 50:36
  ♪ I need you
  50:36 - 50:59
  ♪ I need you ♪
  50:59 - 51:03
  Hello... Sunray to Set. Over.
  51:03 - 51:07
   Hello, Sunray.
  What are you doing down there?
  51:07 - 51:08
  Sunray all set. Over.
  51:08 - 51:10
  Sit-rep please.
  51:10 - 51:20
  It is done. We are directly under.
  Listen...
  51:20 - 51:22
  ♪ Shes a woman who understands
  51:22 - 51:24
  ♪ Shes a woman
  who loves her man... ♪
  51:24 - 51:26
  Ugh! Shocking!
  51:26 - 51:29
  ♪ My love dont give me presents... ♪
  51:29 - 51:36
  Roger, Ahme. Return to the base.
  I will complete the task. Out.
  51:36 - 51:38
  - Brahna!
  - Saheb?
  51:38 - 51:45
  Take this hastily scribbled note hastily
  to acting Lance Corporal Bhuta.
  51:45 - 51:48
  Off!
  51:48 - 52:07
  52:07 - 52:10
  - It says standing by.
  - Stand by!
  52:10 - 52:16
  They shall not pass...
  52:16 - 52:18
  (♪ Shes A Woman
  plays on tape machine)
  52:18 - 52:22
  ♪ She dont give boys the eye
  52:22 - 52:28
  ♪ She hates to see me cry... ♪
  52:28 - 52:33
  ♪ We said our goodbyes,
  on the night before
  52:33 - 52:39
  ♪ Love was in your eyes,
  on the night before
  52:39 - 52:42
  ♪ Now today I find
  52:42 - 52:45
  ♪ You have changed your mind
  52:45 - 52:50
  ♪ Treat me like you did
  the night before
  52:50 - 52:56
  ♪ Were you telling lies,
  on the night before?
  52:56 - 53:02
  ♪ Was I so unwise,
  on the night before?
  53:02 - 53:05
  ♪ When I held you near
  53:05 - 53:08
  ♪ You were so sincere
  53:08 - 53:13
  ♪ Treat me like you did
  the night before
  53:13 - 53:19
  ♪ Last night is a night
  I will remember you by
  53:19 - 53:25
  ♪ When I think of things we did
  it makes me wanna cry
  53:25 - 53:30
  ♪ We said our goodbyes,
  on the night before
  53:30 - 53:36
  ♪ Love was in your eyes,
  on the night before
  53:36 - 53:39
  ♪ Now today I find
  53:39 - 53:42
  ♪ You have changed your mind
  53:42 - 53:47
  ♪ Treat me like you did
  the night before
  53:47 - 53:53
  ♪ Yes... ♪
  53:53 - 53:56
  ♪ Shes a woman who understands
  53:56 - 53:59
  ♪ Shes a woman who loves her man
  53:59 - 54:04
  ♪ My love dont give me presents
  54:04 - 54:08
  ♪ I know that shes no peasant... ♪
  54:08 - 54:12
  54:12 - 54:18
  ♪ Last night is a night
  I will remember you by
  54:18 - 54:23
  ♪ When I think of things we did
  it makes me wanna cry
  54:23 - 54:29
  ♪ Were you telling lies,
  on the night before?
  54:29 - 54:35
  ♪ Was I so unwise,
  on the night before?
  54:35 - 54:37
  ♪ When I held you near
  54:37 - 54:40
  ♪ You were so sincere
  54:40 - 54:45
  ♪ Treat me like you did
  the night before
  54:45 - 54:52
  ♪ Yes...
  54:52 - 54:54
  ♪ When I held you near
  54:54 - 54:58
  ♪ You were so sincere
  54:58 - 55:02
  ♪ Treat me like you did
  the night before
  55:02 - 55:10
  ♪ Like the night before ♪
  55:10 - 55:19
  - Hey!
  - Were being attacked!
  55:19 - 55:25
  55:25 - 55:31
   Retreat! Retreat!
  55:31 - 55:37
  Come on! Were being fired at!
  Get out of here!
  55:37 - 55:49
  Come on! Retreat!
  55:49 - 55:54
  Run!
  55:54 - 55:57
  Quick! Faster!
  55:57 - 56:06
  Hey, mind the tank!
  56:06 - 56:07
  Get up, Johnny!
  56:07 - 56:12
  - Stop!
  - Johnny! Walk for me. You can do it!
  56:12 - 56:35
  In here! Quickly! Quick!
  56:35 - 56:41
  - Fire!
  - Fire!
  56:41 - 56:50
  Fire!
  56:50 - 56:53
  Fire!
  56:53 - 56:58
  - Left! Steady on. 1-500.
  - 1-500.
  56:58 - 57:01
  I regret losing a lieutenant
  as able as Ahme
  57:01 - 57:03
  but she was told the price of capture.
  57:03 - 57:06
  - Enemy tank moving from left to right.
  - Loaded.
  57:06 - 57:14
  - Well, fire the nasty thing.
  - Firing now, Saheb
  57:14 - 57:22
  Missed! You naughty boys.
  57:22 - 57:30
  Turn us right.
  57:30 - 57:38
  Fire!
  57:38 - 57:44
  57:44 - 58:27
  58:27 - 58:35
  There must be somewhere in England
  where one can find sanctuary to think.
  58:35 - 58:38
  Hows your equilibrium, Ringo?
  58:38 - 58:41
  Hows yours?
  Youre light again, George.
  58:41 - 58:45
  - How do you know its not you.
  - Cos I never am, am I Paul?
  58:45 - 58:48
  Here, cop this, one hand!
  58:48 - 58:51
  - Ugly, though.
  - The hands?
  58:51 - 58:58
  - Some peoples are.
  - Show us your hand, Ringo.
  58:58 - 59:00
  - You want to chuck one in?
  - Get on!
  59:00 - 59:03
  - How about drumming, though?
  - It wont affect it.
  59:03 - 59:07
  I dont know many...
  59:07 - 59:10
  it appears I need one card.
  Im chucking one in.
  59:10 - 59:12
  Very light-hearted.
  59:12 - 59:15
  - Discarding it.
  - Like an old boot.
  59:15 - 59:17
  Theyre talking about your finger,
  you know.
  59:17 - 59:20
  One card. Dealer takes one.
  59:20 - 59:22
  See, that didnt hurt.
  59:22 - 59:26
  - Will you hold this drumstick?
  - Manchester has a good drummer.
  59:26 - 59:29
  Well, I dont just drum with it, do I?
  59:29 - 59:31
  - What else then?
  - I use it, you know.
  59:31 - 59:35
  Quite a good-looking fellow, too.
  Ill raise you.
  59:35 - 59:39
  You havent used that finger
  in the past hour and were in danger.
  59:39 - 59:42
  Me and Paul havent seen you
  use of that finger, have we?
  59:42 - 59:44
  - No.
  - And again.
  59:44 - 59:49
  Were risking our lives to preserve
  a useless member.
  59:49 - 59:51
  That bloke with Scott,
  59:51 - 59:54
  Ive always admired the way he went
  into the snow for his mates.
  59:54 - 59:59
  - And again.
  - Youre joking!
  59:59 - 60:11
  Just hold this drumstick.
  60:11 - 60:14
  Youve raised it a little bundle
  on the quiet.
  60:14 - 60:17
  - Its like having a tooth out.
  - Ive got a good hand.
  60:17 - 60:20
  You only lay out money
  is when youve got five aces.
  60:20 - 60:23
  - Do you want to see me?
  - Youre joking... take it.
  60:23 - 60:25
  I will see... Ive won it.
  60:25 - 60:29
  - Cut.
  - No!
  60:29 - 60:31
  I think tea, dont you? Tea.
  60:31 - 60:34
  They expect me to cut my finger off.
  60:34 - 60:36
  The famous finger, eh?
  60:36 - 60:39
  So the police are extended
  giving the famous protection,
  60:39 - 60:45
  for which we are justly proud
  in this country, for a finger, eh?
  60:45 - 60:48
  Whats that... Its haunted, you know.
  60:48 - 60:52
  - Are you going to cut?
  - No, Im not and let that be an end to it.
  60:52 - 60:54
  End to it!
  60:54 - 61:12
  This wing of the palace is haunted.
  61:12 - 61:14
  We wont leave this palace alive.
  61:14 - 61:18
  The Queen will have something
  to say about that.
  61:18 - 61:20
  - Whats that?
  - I beg your pardon?
  61:20 - 61:30
  - That thing coming through his stomach.
  - I darent look!
  61:30 - 61:36
  Its only a hose.
  61:36 - 61:39
  61:39 - 61:48
  - Its for you.
  - Its the gardener.
  61:48 - 61:53
  Ill stick it out the window.
  61:53 - 61:56
  61:56 - 62:01
   Eyes left.
  62:01 - 62:04
  62:04 - 62:10
   Eyes front!
  62:10 - 62:14
  Must be their tea break.
  62:14 - 62:17
  Hands up!
  62:17 - 62:19
  Hands up! Quick!
  62:19 - 62:22
  Come on, lets have you.
  62:22 - 62:27
  Steady!
  62:27 - 62:32
  There goes my knighthood.
  You, left hand...
  62:32 - 62:37
  Lets have that ring.
  62:37 - 62:52
  62:52 - 62:56
  Its me, you fool.
  62:56 - 63:00
  - Quick! Quick!
  - Lets catch him!
  63:00 - 63:03
  This should work,
  its from Harvard.
  63:03 - 63:08
  - It looks like a laser.
  - Its a relativity cadenza.
  63:08 - 63:10
  That should slow them down a bit.
  63:10 - 63:14
  There, point it down the hall.
  Quickly!
  63:14 - 63:18
  Hurry up with the plug,
  Ill align the sights... Yes!
  63:18 - 63:20
  Right, good.
  63:20 - 63:22
  I think it is a laser.
  63:22 - 63:24
  Oh!
  63:24 - 63:28
   Oh...
  63:28 - 63:43
  63:43 - 63:44
  A royal fuse has just blown.
  63:44 - 63:47
  63:47 - 64:04
  - it is a rela... teva... camenza...
  - Bad machine!
  64:04 - 64:05
  64:05 - 64:10
  Hair dryer, Ill bet
  she had one for Christmas.
  64:10 - 64:11
  64:11 - 64:15
  We are going for a friendly walk
  with the police down by the river.
  64:15 - 64:18
  Ooh, look at that.
  64:18 - 64:28
  - Its a band.
  - 
  64:28 - 64:31
  Paint! Paint!
  64:31 - 64:35
   Come on, quickly!
  Get them, men. Im with you.
  64:35 - 64:39
  After them! After them! Quick!
  64:39 - 64:46
  Look.
  64:46 - 64:49
  Oh, lovely pub.
  64:49 - 64:59
  Two lagers and lime
  and two lagers and lime, please.
  64:59 - 65:06
  - Looks like its me again.
  - Everythings relative, you know.
  65:06 - 65:09
  - Well, you didnt miss your tonsils.
  - How do you know?
  65:09 - 65:11
  Why dont you chop it off, Ringo?
  65:11 - 65:15
  Look John, Ive had some great times
  with this finger.
  65:15 - 65:17
  How do you know I wouldnt miss it?
  65:17 - 65:19
  Youre a rat underneath.
  65:19 - 65:22
  You can have a fire and theft policy.
  Five quid a week.
  65:22 - 65:26
  Its because youre a Beatle
  that your fingers wasnt on it.
  65:26 - 65:29
  - Is there a cure for nail biting?
  - Oh, yes.
  65:29 - 65:32
  Oh, yes!
  65:32 - 65:47
  Im always getting winked at these days.
  It used to be you, Paul.
  65:47 - 65:48
  Oh, Sorry Ringo.
  65:48 - 66:22
  Peep boo!
  66:22 - 66:28
  All the rungs have been neatly sawn
  in the middle.
  66:28 - 66:30
  Ah, the window!
  66:30 - 66:35
  66:35 - 66:38
  - Your famous Ringo is safe.
  - No, he isnt.
  66:38 - 66:47
  What? Cover all exits.
  Sharp lookout.
  66:47 - 67:02
  67:02 - 67:06
  67:06 - 67:14
  - Dont move.
  - You heard what she said.
  67:14 - 67:19
  Do you know Beethovens
  9th symphony?
  67:19 - 67:21
  It goes like this...
  67:21 - 67:24
  67:24 - 67:32
  67:32 - 67:37
  - What?
  - This trap door.
  67:37 - 67:40
  Oh, here you are...
  67:40 - 67:46
  Permit me.
  67:46 - 67:50
  Its Raja, the famous Bengal man-eater
  who escaped from the zoo this morning.
  67:50 - 67:53
  - So it is!
  - Dont worry, hes harmless.
  67:53 - 67:57
  All you have to do is sing Beethovens
  Ode to Joy from the 9th symphony.
  67:57 - 68:02
  - Why didnt you think of that?
  - Raja was reared on the classics.
  68:02 - 68:07
   Dont worry, just whistle famous
  Beethovens famous 9th symphony.
  68:07 - 68:09
  Come on! Come on!
  68:09 - 68:11
  68:11 - 68:37
  68:37 - 68:45
  68:45 - 68:57
  68:57 - 68:59
  Beep, beep!
  68:59 - 69:01
  Psst!
  69:01 - 69:04
  - Who let it out?
  - Nobody will know.
  69:04 - 69:07
  Were not going there.
  69:07 - 69:11
  - We just put it round were going there.
  - Were not going there.
  69:11 - 69:15
  - We just put it round.
  - So everyone thinks were going there?
  69:15 - 69:17
  - Id like to go there.
  - You wouldnt like it.
  69:17 - 69:33
  - Where are we going?
  - Never you mind.
  69:33 - 69:42
  69:42 - 70:05
  - Youre welcome.
  - Goodbye, sir.
  70:05 - 70:43
  Him!
  70:43 - 70:46
  - Welcome to Nassau.
  - Thank you very much.
  70:46 - 70:50
  Id like to present PC 17...
  70:50 - 70:52
  - PC 6...
  - Very smart.
  70:52 - 70:55
  - PC 47...
  - Uh-huh.
  70:55 - 70:58
  - PC 6 of 3...
  - Oh.
  70:58 - 71:00
  - PC 9...
  - Hmm.
  71:00 - 71:03
  - PC 85...
  - Mmm.
  71:03 - 71:05
  - PC 4...
  - Yes.
  71:05 - 71:13
  PC 21, PC 85...
  71:13 - 71:16
  You should have thought of that
  before you left the house.
  71:16 - 71:20
  Left... To shore...
  Port, starboard!
  71:20 - 71:25
  ♪ For I have got another girl
  71:25 - 71:26
  ♪ Another girl
  71:26 - 71:32
  ♪ Youre making me say
  that Ive got nobody but you
  71:32 - 71:37
  ♪ But as from today,
  well Ive got somebody thats new
  71:37 - 71:41
  ♪ I aint no fool and I dont take
  what I dont want
  71:41 - 71:47
  ♪ For I have got another girl
  71:47 - 71:48
  ♪ Another girl
  71:48 - 71:53
  ♪ Shes sweeter than all the girls
  and I met quite a few
  71:53 - 71:59
  ♪ Nobody in all the world can do
  what she can do
  71:59 - 72:03
  ♪ And so Im telling you
  this time youd better stop
  72:03 - 72:08
  ♪ For I have got another girl
  72:08 - 72:14
  ♪ Another girl who will love me
  till the end
  72:14 - 72:21
  ♪ Through thick and thin
  she will always be my friend
  72:21 - 72:26
  ♪ I dont wanna say
  that Ive been unhappy with you
  72:26 - 72:31
  ♪ But as from today,
  well Ive seen somebody thats new
  72:31 - 72:36
  ♪ I aint no fool and I dont take
  what I dont want
  72:36 - 72:42
  ♪ For I have got another girl
  72:42 - 72:47
  ♪ Another girl who will love me
  till the end
  72:47 - 72:54
  ♪ Through thick and thin
  she will always be my friend
  72:54 - 73:00
  ♪ I dont wanna say
  that Ive been unhappy with you
  73:00 - 73:05
  ♪ But as from today,
  well Ive seen somebody thats new
  73:05 - 73:10
  ♪ I aint no fool and I dont take
  what I dont want
  73:10 - 73:15
  ♪ For I have got another girl
  73:15 - 73:25
  ♪ Another girl, another girl ♪
  73:25 - 73:32
  - Lets play a game, eh? Beep-beeps.
  - OK.
  73:32 - 73:35
  Beep-beep, beep-beep!
  73:35 - 73:38
  73:38 - 73:43
  Oh, oh, oh!
  73:43 - 73:47
  Radars broken! Never mind.
  73:47 - 73:51
   Beatles! Hello!
  73:51 - 73:53
  Port... Starboard... Over there!
  73:53 - 73:57
  Oh, oh, oh!
  73:57 - 74:05
  Ah! A-ha, a-ha, a-ha!
  74:05 - 74:08
  Open that rock!
  74:08 - 74:10
  Whoa, whoa, whoa!
  74:10 - 74:13
  - Is that it?
  - Better watch your fingers, Ringo!
  74:13 - 74:17
  Clang had the whole temple transported
  here for your sacrifice.
  74:17 - 74:19
  He neednt have bothered.
  Very nice of him, though.
  74:19 - 74:23
  - Whats this?
  - This is where youll be disembowelled.
  74:23 - 74:26
  You dont go for all that,
  do you?
  74:26 - 74:28
  Keeps you busy, eh?
  74:28 - 74:32
  - Do you know where Clang is?
  - Im his mother and hes a good boy.
  74:32 - 74:33
  74:33 - 74:36
  I dont want to knock
  anyones religion, but...
  74:36 - 74:41
  - In here, quick.
  - I cant swim.
  74:41 - 74:50
  Im not going!
  74:50 - 75:10
  Where have they gone?
  75:10 - 75:12
  - Lets go back and get them!
  - Im game.
  75:12 - 75:16
  - Lets smash them!
  - Lets find that temple.
  75:16 - 75:20
  - A mans got to do what hes got to do.
  - I dont like running away.
  75:20 - 75:23
  - Lets go back and get them.
  - Theyll disembowel us.
  75:23 - 75:27
  - Not if I get the boot in first.
  - Lets go back and get them.
  75:27 - 75:46
  They wont disembowel us, you see.
  Thats all gab - disembowelling...
  75:46 - 75:49
  - Signpost.
  - Signpost.
  75:49 - 75:52
  - Guide book.
  - Guide book.
  75:52 - 75:56
  - Feet.
  - Feet? Oh, feet!
  75:56 - 75:57
  Red light.
  75:57 - 76:00
  Kaili!
  76:00 - 76:12
  - Green light, go!
  - Kaili!
  76:12 - 76:15
  The things we have to do
  in these heathen countries.
  76:15 - 76:29
  There must be an easier way
  to set a trap!
  76:29 - 76:34
  - Easterner speaks with forked tongue.
  - What does he say?
  76:34 - 76:37
  Passing this way with hot foot
  to the temple.
  76:37 - 76:40
  Dont encourage him!
  Youve got the part, Paul.
  76:40 - 76:44
  - Dare we ask how you know?
  - How! I saw those footprints...
  76:44 - 76:47
  And this guidebook.
  76:47 - 77:03
  - To the temple.
  - 
  77:03 - 77:21
  After them... slowly!
  77:21 - 77:25
  - Thats not it, is it?
  - Its on the map as being here.
  77:25 - 77:30
  That temple under the rock,
  that swimming pool that we came up in...
  77:30 - 77:34
  - Im lost!
  - This isnt a temple, is it?
  77:34 - 77:38
  - So this is a famous temple?
  - Should be. Its gone.
  77:38 - 77:41
  I hope that disembowelling thingy
  has gone, too.
  77:41 - 77:44
  - Was there ever a temple here?
  - Never, sir.
  77:44 - 77:49
  Old army place. Well-known
  place of retreat for courting couples
  77:49 - 77:51
  who like the echoes of bugles
  as they court.
  77:51 - 77:54
  Thats my theory.
  77:54 - 77:56
  Ugh!
  77:56 - 77:58
  - Arent we going in?
  - No, lets not.
  77:58 - 78:01
  Oh, come on lads,
  wheres that famous pluck?
  78:01 - 78:04
  - I havent got any. Have you, George?
  - Did have.
  78:04 - 78:08
  - I have had.
  - I will have.
  78:08 - 78:10
  Hes a bit soft that inspector,
  isnt he?
  78:10 - 78:12
  He never takes his hat off.
  78:12 - 78:30
  Its very hot over here
  for wearing a hat.
  78:30 - 78:35
  - Im off.
  - Typical!
  78:35 - 78:37
   Kaili!
  78:37 - 78:39
  Argh!
  78:39 - 78:44
  - Kaili!
  - Kaili!
  78:44 - 78:46
  78:46 - 78:50
  The fiends! Theyve electrified
  the wire with high tension. HT.
  78:50 - 79:06
  The fiends!
  79:06 - 79:08
   Help me!
  79:08 - 79:10
  Help!
  79:10 - 79:12
  Hes mine!
  79:12 - 79:15
  Help!
  79:15 - 79:42
  Help me!
  79:42 - 79:48
  Theres one on the back,
  but its not the right one.
  79:48 - 79:54
  Come here, boy! Let me explain.
  79:54 - 80:00
  This is no time for foolish tricks!
  This is a hired car.
  80:00 - 80:03
  Back up and smash him off.
  80:03 - 80:07
   Now, this will get him!
  80:07 - 80:11
  Oh! Never mind. Try again.
  80:11 - 80:17
  This should give him a headache.
  80:17 - 80:20
  Wheres he gone?
  80:20 - 80:23
  - Thats done it, hes gone.
  - I cant start the car.
  80:23 - 80:26
  - 
  - Hello.
  80:26 - 80:31
  Oh, hello! Hang on a minute...
  80:31 - 80:36
  On, on!
  80:36 - 80:38
  I seem to be having
  a slight difficulty.
  80:38 - 80:51
  To the right! oh...
  80:51 - 80:56
  - I think it might be the wrong key.
  - On!
  80:56 - 80:59
  On!
  80:59 - 81:04
  81:04 - 81:20
   Got it.
  Didnt take long, did it?
  81:20 - 81:28
  Thanks for the lift, sailor!
  81:28 - 81:31
  - Where did the thugs go?
  - Theyve vanished.
  81:31 - 81:33
  - Hes got a plan.
  - Avery famous plan.
  81:33 - 81:35
  Superintendent, youve got a plan.
  81:35 - 81:37
  - Yes...
  - Superintendent.
  81:37 - 83:21
  Ive got a plan.
  83:21 - 83:23
   Ringo!
  83:23 - 83:25
  Ringo!
  83:25 - 83:28
  - Ringo!
  - Ringo!
  83:28 - 83:30
  - Ringo!
  - Ringo!
  83:30 - 83:32
  Ringo!
  83:32 - 83:34
  83:34 - 83:46
  Ringo!
  83:46 - 83:47
  All right, talk!
  83:47 - 83:55
  We know hes a prisoner,
  but where?
  83:55 - 83:57
  - Im a perfect surgeon.
  - Huh?
  83:57 - 84:00
  - Im a perfect surgeon.
  - He was asked to take it up.
  84:00 - 84:03
  Alas... Scalpel.
  84:03 - 84:12
  Sca...
  84:12 - 84:15
  Sand in the generator.
  84:15 - 84:18
  It gets everywhere. No wonder
  I never get anything done.
  84:18 - 84:21
  Fix it, Algernon.
  84:21 - 84:24
  You wouldnt want me to go in
  with a blunt scalpel.
  84:24 - 84:26
  Fix it!
  84:26 - 84:30
  Im a decent employer,
  but he takes advantage of me.
  84:30 - 84:37
  - Its the heat, it makes him stroppy.
  - Luckily.
  84:37 - 84:40
  Ive got some juice.
  84:40 - 84:44
   I cant understand it. They kept
  pulling my nose. Mine of all noses!
  84:44 - 84:48
  - Whats that?
  - Distilled from the essence of orchids.
  84:48 - 84:52
  Hands up!
  84:52 - 84:54
  - Whats that?
  - Distilled from the essence...
  84:54 - 84:59
  Not distilled from the essence of orchids
  found only in certain recesses?
  84:59 - 85:05
  At last! Ill have my just reward.
  Give it to me! Sir Tberius Foot Juice!
  85:05 - 85:08
  - But the ring...
  - Who needs it now that I have this.
  85:08 - 85:11
  - Do you know what this is?
  - A Webley automatic...
  85:11 - 85:15
  Its Nobel Prize juice. Set sail for home,
  for England! A jewel set in the sea!
  85:15 - 85:18
  The government in the palm of my hand.
  Whats it say?
  85:18 - 85:20
  - Youre going on a sea voyage...
  - No, this!
  85:20 - 85:24
  - I dont know.
  - Havent you a degree in Eastern?
  85:24 - 85:27
  - I dont think so.
  - Lets get it translated.
  85:27 - 85:33
  - Now!
  - Right!
  85:33 - 85:43
  - I cant swim.
  - What do you mean you cant swim?
  85:43 - 85:46
   Treacherous Woman,
  tremble...
  85:46 - 85:49
  In the name of Preverti,
  daughter of the mountains,
  85:49 - 85:52
  whose embrace with Rani
  made the whole world tremble.
  85:52 - 85:55
  - Wait till my mates get you.
  - I dont think so...
  85:55 - 86:00
  Weve had two battalions flown in
  specially to ambush your friends.
  86:00 - 86:02
  Theyre quite merciless.
  86:02 - 86:08
  One word of warning from you
  and you die instantly.
  86:08 - 86:11
  Oh, mother Kaili,
  86:11 - 86:13
  whose name is the Terrible...
  86:13 - 86:15
  Im going to miss the sacrifice.
  86:15 - 86:18
   ...whose name
  is the inaccessible,
  86:18 - 86:24
  whose name is the Black Mother,
  mother of darkness!
  86:24 - 86:25
  We turn our hearts to...
  86:25 - 86:27
   No!
  86:27 - 86:29
   ...drinker of blood...
  86:29 - 86:32
  - Its off! Im saved!
  - ...killer of demons,
  86:32 - 86:36
  drink of this vessel,
  gorge on this blood, our offering...
  86:36 - 86:40
  Get sacrificed!
  I dont subscribe to your religion!
  86:40 - 86:44
  - There he is!
  - It just came off!
  86:44 - 86:46
   Quickly! After them!
  86:46 - 86:48
  Im going to miss the sacrifice.
  86:48 - 86:52
  - It came off! I just showed courage.
  - How many fingers you got left?
  86:52 - 86:55
  - Youre all red again.
  - Im beginning to like it.
  86:55 - 86:59
  Ah... So! Ha!
  86:59 - 87:01
  He who wears the ring...
  87:01 - 87:04
  ♪ Help! I need somebody
  87:04 - 87:06
  ♪ Help! Not just anybody
  87:06 - 87:09
  ♪ Help! You know I need someone
  87:09 - 87:11
  ♪ Help!
  87:11 - 87:16
  ♪ When I was younger,
  so much younger than today
  87:16 - 87:21
  ♪ I never needed anybodys help
  in anyway
  87:21 - 87:27
  ♪ But now these days are gone
  Im not so self assured
  87:27 - 87:31
  ♪ Now I find Ive changed my mind,
  Ive opened up the doors
  87:31 - 87:36
  ♪ Help me if you can
  Im feeling down
  87:36 - 87:41
  ♪ And I do appreciate you being round
  87:41 - 87:46
  ♪ Help me get my feet back
  on the ground
  87:46 - 87:52
  ♪ Wont you please, please help me?
  87:52 - 87:57
  ♪ And now my life has changed
  in oh so many ways
  87:57 - 88:02
  ♪ My independence seems to vanish
  in the haze
  88:02 - 88:07
  ♪ But evry now and then
  I feel so insecure
  88:07 - 88:12
  ♪ I know that I just need you like
  Ive never done before
  88:12 - 88:16
  ♪ Help me if you can
  Im feeling down
  88:16 - 88:22
  ♪ And I do appreciate you being round
  88:22 - 88:27
  ♪ Help me get my feet back
  on the ground
  88:27 - 88:32
  ♪ Wont you please, please help me?
  88:32 - 88:38
  ♪ When I was younger,
  so much younger than today
  88:38 - 88:43
  ♪ I never needed anybodys help
  in anyway
  88:43 - 88:48
  ♪ But now these days are gone
  Im not so self assured
  88:48 - 88:53
  ♪ Now I find Ive changed my mind,
  Ive opened up the doors
  88:53 - 88:57
  ♪ Help me if you can
  Im feeling down
  88:57 - 89:03
  ♪ And I do appreciate you being round
  89:03 - 89:07
  ♪ Help me get my feet back
  on the ground
  89:07 - 89:11
  ♪ Wont you please, please help me?
  89:11 - 89:14
  ♪ Help me, help me
  89:14 - 89:21
  ♪ Ooh ♪