text:  Read to the tune of I Want to Hold Your Hand by The Beatles
  Oh, yeah, I’ll tell you somethin
  I think youll understand.
  When I say that somethin’,
  I think youll think Im grand.
  I want to work here, please.
  I swear Im qualified.
  Oh please, say to me,
  That youll hire me,
  And please say to me,
  Im a good fit for the company.
  Now, let me tell you bout myself:
  I want to work for you.
  Im pretty good at
  Writing stuff. . . no lie.
  It’s such a talent, that no money
  Can buy. . .
  Can buy. . .
  Can buy. . .
  Yeah, I write great content.
  From this song you can see,
  When I put my mind to work,
  I’m full of creativity. . .
  Im pretty great, let’s agree. . .
  Come on, hire me, please.
  And when Im hired
  I will work, so much.
  If you were wise you would get,
  In touch. . .
  In touch. . .
  In touch. . .
  Yeah, I got that somethin
  I know youre looking for,
  So please, hire me.
  I want to work here, please.
  I want to work here, please.
  I want to work here, please.
  Come on and hire me, please.