text: Well, you should see Polythene Pam
  Shes so good-looking but she looks like a man
  Well‚ you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
  Yes‚ you should see Polythene Pam
  Yeah‚ yeah, yeah
  Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
  Shes killer-diller when shes dressed to the hilt
  Shes the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World
  Yes, you could say she was attractively built
  Yeah‚ yeah, yeah