text: If youre listening to this song
  You may think the chords are going wrong
  But theyre not
  We just wrote it like that
  When youre listening late at night
  You may think the band are not quite right
  But they are
  They just play it like that
  It doesnt really matter what chords I play
  What words I say or time of day it is
  As its only a Northern song
  It doesnt really matter what clothes I wear
  Or how I fare or if my hair is brown
  When its only a Northern song
  If you think the harmony
  Is a little dark and out of key
  Youre correct
  Theres nobody there
  And I told you theres no one there