text: Mal?
   Hello
   Un string avec caput, Mal!
  We gotta get faster, Ringo!
   Okay, George!
   Okay?
  Standing in the dock at Southampton
  Trying to get to Holland or France
  The man in the mac said, Youve got to go back
  You know they didnt even give us a chance
  Christ, you know it aint easy
  You know how hard it can be
  The way things are going
  Theyre gonna crucify me
  Finally made the plane into Paris
  Honeymooning down by the Seine
  Peter Brown called to say
  You can make it O.K
  You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain
  Christ, you know it aint easy
  You know how hard it can be
  The way things are going
  Theyre gonna crucify me
  Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
  Talking in our beds for a week
  The news people said, Say what you doing in bed?
  I said, Were only trying to get us some peace
  Christ, you know it aint easy
  You know how hard it can be
  The way things are going
  Theyre gonna crucify me
  Saving up your money for a rainy day
  Giving all your clothes to charity
  Last night the wife said
  Poor boy, when youre dead
  You dont take nothing with you
  But your soul - think!
  Made a lightning trip to Vienna
  Eating chocolate cake in a bag
  The newspaper said, Shes gone to his head
  They look just like two gurus in drag
  Christ you know it aint easy
  You know how hard it can be
  The way things are going
  Theyre gonna crucify me
  Caught the early plane back to London
  Fifty acorns tied in a sack
  The men from the press said, We wish you success
  Its good to have the both of you back
  Christ, you know it aint easy
  You know how hard it can be
  The way things are going
  Theyre gonna crucify me
  The way things are going
  Theyre gonna crucify me!
  Da da da
  Da da da
   Yeah, well have him, well have him!