text: Well you should see Polythene Pam
  Shes so good-looking but she looks like a man
  Well you should see her in drag
  Dressed in her polythene bag
  Yes you should see Polythene Pam
  See Polythene Pam
  Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
  Shes killer-diller when shes dressed to the hilt
  Well its a little absurd
  But shes a nice class of bird
  Yes you could say she was attractively built
  Say she was attractively built
  See Polythene Pam
  Shes so good-looking but she looks like a man
  Well you should see her in drag
  Dressed in her polythene bag 
  Yes you should see Polythene Pam
  See Polythene Pam
  Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
  Shes killer-diller when shes dressed to the hilt
  Shes the kind of a girl
  That makes the News of the World
  Yes you could say she was attractively built
  Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
  Shes killer-diller when shes dressed to the hilt
  Shes the kind of a girl 
   say she was attractively built
  Ahh
  Its too hard, that