text: Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
  Only to find Gideons bible
  But Rocky had come equipped with a gun
  To shoot off the legs of his rival
  His rival it seems had broken his dreams
  By stealing the girl of his fancy
  Her name was Magill and she called herself Lil
  And everyone knew her as Nancy
  She and her man, who called himself Dan
  Were in the next room at the hoedown
  Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin
  He said, Danny boy, this is a showdown
  Now, Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot
  And Rocky collapsed in the corner
  Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room
  Only to find Gideons bible
  Gideon checked out, and he left it no doubt
  To help with good Rockys revival
  ...Two, three, four
  One, two, three, four
  Two, three, four, yeah