text: He was a fool unto himself
  Rocky Raccoon
  Rocky Raccoon
  He was a fool unto himself
  And he would not swallow his foolish pride
  Mind you, coming from a little town in Minnesota
  It was not the kind of thing that a young guy did
  When a fellow went and stole his chick away from him
  Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
  Only to find Gideons Bible
  Rocky had come, equipped with a gun
  To shoot off the legs of his rival
  His rival it seems, had broken his dreams
  By stealing the girl of his fancy
  Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil
  But everyone knew her as Nancy
  Now she and her man, who called himself Dan
  Were in the next room at the hoedown
  And Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin
  Said, Danny boy, this is a showdown
  But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot
  And Rocky collapsed in the corner
  The doctor walked in sminking of gin 
  And proceeded to lie on the table
  Hes really sminking of gin
  And it did him in the end 
  Meantime back on the table, yeah
  The doctor said, Rock, you met your match, son
  Rocky said, its only a scratch, son
  Ill be better soon
  You better be, better soon, said the doc
  Come on son, gotta get hip
  Gotta get up
  Gotta get back to your gun
  Gotta go show that Danny Boy
  However, Rocky Raccoon fell back in his room
  Only to find Gideons bible
  Gideon checked out and left it no doubt
  To help with good Rockys revival
  Da da da da...
  Thats the story of the Rocky Raccoon
  Now Rocky Racoon
  Got up from his room and he walked out through the swing doors of the local saloon
  Straight into the arms of someone new
  Someone who hed known from a long way back
  Maybe from his primary school days
  A young friend Rocky recognized
  He said, honey, will you be my new honey-bunch
  She said Rocky boy, come on, Ill show you why I love you.
  Young Rocky Racoon, I love the way you wear your hat
  Love the way you hid your pants, Rocky Raccoon, I dig you
  He said, missus, I dig you too, come with me