text: Well, you should see Polythene Pam
  Shes so good-looking but she looks like a man
  Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
  Yes, you should see Polythene Pam
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
  Shes killer-diller when shes dressed to the hilt
  Shes the kind of a girl that makes The News of the World
  Yes, you could say she was attractively built
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Great!