text: Ring, my friend I said youd call
  Doctor Robert
  Day or night hell be there any time at all
  Doctor Robert
  Doctor Robert
  Youre a new and better man
  He helps you to understand
  He does everything he can
  Doctor Robert
  If youre down hell pick you up
  Doctor Robert
  Take a drink from his special cup
  Doctor Robert
  Doctor Robert
  Hes a man you must believe
  Helping anyone in need
  No one can succeed like
  Doctor Robert
  Well, well, well, youre feeling fine
  Well, well, well, hell make you
  Doctor Robert
  My friend works for the National Health
  Doctor Robert
  Youll pay money just to see yourself
  With Doctor Robert
  Doctor Robert
  Youre a new and better man
  He helps you to understand
  He does everything he can
  Doctor Robert
  Well, well, well, youre feeling fine
  Well, well, well, hell make you
  Doctor Robert
  Ring, my friend I said youd call
  Doctor Robert
  Ring, my friend I said youd call
  Doctor Robert
  Doctor Robert