text: Oh, listen to that now
  Heh, heh, heh
  Oh look out! Its-
  She came in through the bathroom window
  Protected by a silver spoon
  But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
  By the banks of her own lagoon
  Didnt anybody tell her?
  Didnt anybody see?
  Sundays on the phone to Monday
  Tuesdays on the phone to me
  She said shed always been a dancer
  She worked at fifteen clubs a day
  And though she thought I knew the answer
  Well, I knew what I could not say
  And so I quit the police department
  And got myself a steady job
  And though she tried her best to help me
  She could steal, but she could not rob
  Didnt anybody tell her?
  Didnt anybody see?
  Sundays on the phone to Monday
  Tuesdays on the phone to me
  Oh yeah