text: Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota
  There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
  And one day his woman ran off with another guy
  Hit young Rocky in the eye
  Rocky didnt like that
  He said, Im gonna get that boy
  So one day he walked into town
  Booked himself a room in the local saloon
  And Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
  Only to find Gideons bible
  But Rocky had come equipped with a gun
  To shoot off the legs of his rival
  His rival it seems had broken his dreams
  By stealing the girl of his fancy
  Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil
  But everyone knew her as Nancy
  Now, she and her man, who called himself Dan
  Were in the next room at the hoe-down
  And Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin
  He said, Danny boy, this is a showdown
  But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot
  And Rocky collapsed in the corner
  Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
  And proceeded to lie on the table
  He said, Rocky, you met your match
  And Rocky said, Doc, its only a scratch
  And Ill be better, Ill be better, Doc, as soon as I am able
  And now Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room
  Only to find Gideons bible
  Gideon checked out, and he left it no doubt
  To help with good Rockys revival
  Cmon, Rocky boy
  Cmon, Rocky boy