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  All my troubles seemed so far away
  Now it looks as though were here to stay
  Oh, I believe in yesterday
  : Dont forget, Christmas is comin. Oh, that reminds me, lets do a Christmas record
  : Lets do a Christmas record
  : Yeah, what shall we say?
  : Thats a good idea. Ad-lib it
  : Weve got to thank everyone
  : Remember to thank...
  : Thank. Youve got to thank...
  : You cant ad-lib too much cause, you know, we miss...
  : Well, thank you Johnny, its been a nice to know ya
  : Gotta thank everyone for all the presents this year, and ah, oh, for buying the records
  : Especially the chewed up pieces of chewing gum and the playing cards made out of knickers
  : On behalf of John and I - George speaking - Id like to thank you for all the Christmas cards and presents and birthday cards and presents and everything, too, as well
  : On behalf of George and I, Id just like to thank you for the subscription and all the rest of it. Thank you
  : Well, Ringo, what have we done this year?
  : I see you havent shaved again
  : Well, Ringo, what have we done this year?
  : Weve done a lot of things this year, Paul
  : Yes
  : Well, weve been away
  : Yes
  : And come back
  : Like last year
  : Eh, weve come back all right
  : Aye, weve had a lot of presents sent to us for our birthday and Christmas
  : Wed like to thank everyone, thank you everyone...
  : We thank you for the presents and the cards
  : Thank you for the presents
  : 
  Happy Christmas to you listeners
  Where in e ye crae no voo
  We belong to edinbody
  Dont you make it new
  Oh, we titother Jack MacGregor
  Pon his bonnie ho
  Hock yer punny Christmas with a pound of Irish stew
  : Thank you, John
  : 
  Down in the jungle where the old black go
  We got some, we got some;
  Down in the jungle where the old black go
  We got some, we got some
  Should auld acquaintance be forgot
  And never brought to mind?
  Should auld acquaintance be forgot
  For the sake of auld lang syne?
  For the sake of auld lang syne, my dear?
  For the sake of auld lang syne?
  For the sake of auld lang syne, my dear?
  For the sake of auld lang syne?
  One, one, two, three...
  : Well, for the sake of Auld Lang Syne. That reminds me, Ringo
  : Yes
  : Last year...
  : You was here
  : We was here. Round the same old mic. Same old studio
  : Same old guitars. Same old faces
  : 
  Its the same old song
  But a different meaning since...
  : Copyright, Johnny!
  : Copyright. Cant say that
  : Hey, yeah! All right. What are we gonna do without a copyright, yeah?
  : How about Well gather Lilacs in an Old Brown Shoe?
  : Yeah, yes. That has a copyright
  : Alright, lets play a request...
  : Something Christmassy...
  ...for all the boys in B.A.O.R.E
  : Yeah, alright
  : What shall we play for them? cause we got some fans in the forces, you know
  : Well, here in Munich, its not quite as fine as it is in London
  : Well, Kenneth, the weathers raining here, its not very good
  : Well its not bad over here, but summer, you know, we had a bit of rain and all that
  : Stay tuned in, its a five-way link-up
  : If youve enjoyed this program, tune to 29314567 megacycles. If you cant find that, drop it!
  : 
  Should auld acquaintance be forgot
  And never brought to mind? China!
  Don in Vietnam and China...too...
  And look at all those bodies Jordan
  Floating in the River Jordan
  : Well, that looks as though its about it for the year
  : Well, that should cover Israel
  : Weve certainly tried our best to, ah...
  : Please everybody
  : ... please everybody. If we havent done what we couldve done. Weve tried
  : And if you havent got yours, send four pence in and get a free one!
  : And seeing as were gathered around the Christmas microphone here in the studio, we might as well get together with a little Christmas message for you
  : Which goes something like this...
  : ... like this
  : 
  Christmas comes but once a year
  But when it does, you know its here
  Because weve got a hmm-mm-mm-aam-
  Singing
  Christmas comes but once a year
  But when it does it brings good cheer
  Because weve got the hmm-mm-mm-aam -
  For Christmas
  : 
  Yesterday, doo-dah
  All my troubles seemed so far away
  Now it looks as though theyre here to stay
  Oh, i believe in Christmas day
  : 
  Yesterday, doo-dah
  All my troubles seemed so far away
  Now it looks as though theyre here to stay
  Oh, i believe in Christmas day
  Christmas day, Christmas day
  : This year has turned out to be a big year for us
  : Christmas day
  : One of our biggest years since we can remember
  : Christmas day
  : And we can remember a lot of big years. Take...take bugs
  : Christmas day, Christmas day
  : And especially those abroad and those of you in B.O.R. 2459783 
  : Christmas day
  : Cause a lot of us here wanna wish a lot of you there - and the weathers perfectly alright, thank you. And, dont forget, the old, the new, some folks blue, some folks green. You take no notice of em. Its an all- white policy in the group
  : 
  Yesterday
  All my troubles seemed so far away, yeah, yeah
  Now it looks as though theyre here to stay
  Oh, bless you all on Christmas day
  : But once a year
  : Aye, and when it comes, it brings good cheer. So dont...
  : 
  Christmas day
  All my troubles seemed so far away
  : All right. Fade it there Charley! Take seven!
  : Okay, put the red lights off!
  : And this is Johnny Leyton just saying. Good night to yous all and God bless yous.
  : Alright, well, there, thats got it done, then, eh? ...What are we gonna do now?
  : Has he turned it off?
  : I think he has
  : Have you turned it off, lad?
  : Hey, basher!
  : Its still the same
  : Turned it off, basher?