text: One
  One, two, three, four
  Have you seen the little piggies
  Crawling in the dirt
  And for all the little piggies
  Life is getting worse
  Always having dirt to play around in
  Have you seen the bigger piggies
  In their starched white shirts
  You will find the bigger piggies
  Stirring up the dirt
  Always have clean shirts to play around in
  In their sties with all their backing
  They dont care what goes on around
  In their eyes theres something lacking
  What they needs a damn good whacking
  Everywhere theres lots of piggies
  Living piggy lives
  You will see them out for dinner
  With their piggy wives
  Clutching forks and knives to cut their pork chops