text: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
  See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
  Im crying
  Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
  Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
  Man, youve been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
  I am the egg man, they are the egg men
  I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob
  Mister City policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
  See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
  Im crying, Im crying
  Im crying, Im crying
  Yellow-matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye
  Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
  Boy, youve been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
  I am the egg man, they are the egg men
  I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob
  Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
  If the sun dont come, you get a tan
  From standing in the English rain
  I am the egg man
  They are the egg men blowsoo goo joob 
  Ggoo goo gjoob
  Expert, textpert, choking smokers, dont you think the joker laughs at you?
  See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
  Im crying
  Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
  Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
  Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
  I am the egg man, they are the egg men
  I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob ggoo goo gjoob
  Goo goo gjoob ggoo goo gjoob, ggoo
  Joob! Joob! Joob!