text: 00:02:31	♪♪♪♪
  00:02:34	Roll up, roll up forthe Magical Mystery Tour!
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  00:03:02	♪♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪♪
  00:03:04	♪♪ Is waiting to take you away ♪♪
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  00:03:33	♪♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪♪
  00:03:36	♪♪ Is hoping to take you away ♪♪
  00:03:39	♪♪ Hoping to take you away ♪♪♪♪
  00:03:42	When a man buys a ticket fora Magical Mystery Tour, he knows what to expect.
  00:03:49	We guarantee him the tripof a lifetime, and thats just what he gets.
  00:03:54	The incredibleMagical Mystery Tour!
  00:04:01	♪♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪♪
  00:04:05	♪♪ Roll up ♪♪
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  00:04:12	♪♪ And thats an invitation ♪♪
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  00:04:26	♪♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪♪
  00:04:29	♪♪ Is coming to take you away ♪♪
  00:04:33	♪♪ Coming to take you away ♪♪
  00:04:38	♪♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪♪
  00:04:41	♪♪ Is dying to take you away ♪♪
  00:04:45	♪♪ Dying to take you away ♪♪
  00:04:48	♪♪ Take you today ♪♪♪♪
  00:05:04	Come on, were gonna be late.
  00:05:06	I cant go any quicker!
  00:05:09	Stop it!
  00:05:11	Come on!
  00:05:12	Richard B. Starkey and his Aunt Jessica are always arguing about one thing or another.
  00:05:18	Oh, Im going!
  00:05:21	Oh, go! Go on!
  00:05:22	And what with today being Sunday and the weather looking up, youd think theyd have given it a rest.
  00:05:27	For goodness sake, stop sitting down!
  00:05:30	All right, all right, whats your hurry?
  00:05:32	But no -- on and on they go.
  00:05:36	Good morning, said Richard.
  00:05:38	Good afternoon, sir, said the courier.
  00:05:41	They were late.
  00:05:41	JESSICA: Allo, Flo, you all right, girl?
  00:05:42	Ill sit ere.
  00:05:45	RICHARD: Yes, Ill have the window seat.
  00:05:46	JESSICA: All right, so youll have the window seat!
  00:05:52	Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
  00:05:55	Welcome to Magical Mystery Tours!
  00:06:00	I am your courier, Jolly Jimmy Johnson!
  00:06:03	All my friends call me Jolly Jimmy -- and you are all my friends!
  00:06:07	Over here is your hostess -- that lovely, delightful, delectable... Wendy Winters!
  00:06:12	Lovely girl, lovely!
  00:06:13	And over here, our driver for the trip, that wonderful driver, we hope...
  00:06:18	Ha ha ha!
  00:06:19	Alf! Off you go, Alf!
  00:06:21	Here we go now. Splendid!
  00:06:22	Fasten your safety belts, please.
  00:06:25	Away-way-way we go!
  00:06:28	Away we go, Alf, splendid!
  00:06:31	Very comfy in the back there, is it? Lovely.
  00:06:33	I say its lovely. Get your popcorn out!
  00:06:37	Ha ha!
  00:06:38	Right hand down. There we are, splendid.
  00:06:41	And away we go.
  00:06:42	Anyway, Ill tell you something, you aint coming away with me anymore.
  00:06:46	Who bought the tickets for this trip? I did!
  00:06:48	Yeah, with my money. I gave you the money.
  00:06:50	Im taking you out. Youre not taking me anywhere.
  00:06:52	I gave you the money, darling. Remember that.
  00:06:55	And youve done nothing but eye all the fellas on the coach since we got here.
  00:06:59	Shut your cakehole!
  00:06:59	I dunno, since Uncle Jack died, youve never been the same.
  00:07:03	Of course, cause I aint got Uncle Jack, have I?
  00:07:06	I remember him. I remember him.
  00:07:07	If I aint got him, Ive got to get somebody else.
  00:07:10	You should know, youre old enough at 21!
  00:07:13	You should do a bit of knitting, do you good.
  00:07:15	Who for? You?
  00:07:17	Should I knit for you?
  00:07:19	No, dont knit for me.
  00:07:23	 Who is that man?
  00:07:31	Oh, thats Mr Bloodvessel.
  00:07:33	Hes quite harmless. He comes on all the trips.
  00:07:36	He thinks hes a courier.
  00:07:38	Last trip, he thought he was the driver.
  00:07:42	PAUL: Well, you know, when I saw your first film, I really thought you had something, but it was -- WOMAN: I was only about 6, then.
  00:07:50	PAUL: Wasnt it Blue Lady? Lady in Blue?
  00:07:53	Something like that.
  00:07:55	WOMAN: How old are you?
  00:07:56	PAUL: I myself am 30...
  00:07:57	but I look a little younger due to the Fair Isle sweater.
  00:08:01	Excuse me, sir.
  00:08:02	Id like to take a photograph of the young lady, do you mind?
  00:08:05	I dont mind if Miss Gabriella doesnt.
  00:08:08	Well, Miss Gabriella doesnt mind.
  00:08:10	Thank you, bye-bye.
  00:08:12	See you later, maybe.
  00:08:13	Or we wont see him later. Can I have you out there?
  00:08:19	All right.
  00:08:20	 My lucky day!
  00:08:27	♪♪ Day after day ♪♪
  00:08:31	♪♪ Alone on a hill ♪♪
  00:08:34	♪♪ The man with the foolish grin ♪♪
  00:08:37	♪♪ Is keeping perfectly still ♪♪
  00:08:41	♪♪ But nobody wants to know him ♪♪
  00:08:44	♪♪ They can see that hes just a fool ♪♪
  00:08:47	♪♪ And he never gives an answer ♪♪
  00:08:50	♪♪ But the fool on the hill ♪♪
  00:08:54	♪♪ Sees the sun going down ♪♪
  00:08:57	♪♪ And the eyes in his head ♪♪
  00:09:00	♪♪ See the world spinning round ♪♪
  00:09:08	♪♪ Well on the way ♪♪
  00:09:11	♪♪ Head in a cloud ♪♪
  00:09:14	♪♪ The man of a thousand voices ♪♪
  00:09:17	♪♪ Talking perfectly loud ♪♪
  00:09:21	♪♪ But nobody ever hears him ♪♪
  00:09:24	♪♪ Or the sound he appears to make ♪♪
  00:09:28	♪♪ And he never seems to notice ♪♪
  00:09:30	♪♪ But the fool on the hill ♪♪
  00:09:33	♪♪ Sees the sun going down ♪♪
  00:09:37	♪♪ And the eyes in his head ♪♪
  00:09:40	♪♪ See the world spinning round ♪♪
  00:10:00	♪♪ And nobody seems to like him ♪♪
  00:10:03	♪♪ They can tell what he wants to do ♪♪
  00:10:07	♪♪ And he never shows his feelings ♪♪
  00:10:10	♪♪ But the fool on the hill ♪♪
  00:10:13	♪♪ Sees the sun going down ♪♪
  00:10:16	♪♪ And the eyes in his head ♪♪
  00:10:19	♪♪ See the world spinning round ♪♪
  00:10:26	♪♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪♪
  00:10:33	♪♪ Round and round and round and round...
  00:10:34	♪♪
  00:10:40	♪♪ He never listens to them ♪♪
  00:10:43	♪♪ He knows that theyre the fools ♪♪
  00:10:47	♪♪ They dont like him ♪♪
  00:10:50	♪♪ The fool on the hill ♪♪
  00:10:53	♪♪ Sees the sun going down ♪♪
  00:10:56	♪♪ And the eyes in his head ♪♪
  00:10:59	♪♪ See the world spinning round ♪♪
  00:11:07	♪♪ Oh... ♪♪
  00:11:09	♪♪ Round and round and round and round ♪♪
  00:11:14	♪♪ Oh... ♪♪♪♪
  00:11:20	Good morning, lads and lasses. My name is Miss Winters.
  00:11:24	Good morning, Miss Winters, Miss Winters, Miss Winters!
  00:11:28	Yes, well, I just wanted to say, if theres anything I can do for you, you know what to do.
  00:11:37	We at Magical Mysteries only have your best interests at heart, and your every wish is our command.
  00:11:44	Thank you.
  00:12:12	As the bus leaves the town behind and heads for the country, everything begins to change.
  00:12:20	Well, almost everything.
  00:12:31	And already the magic is beginning to work.
  00:12:42	 Ha ha!
  00:13:05	Jolly good!
  00:13:11	Have a look around.
  00:13:13	 Why?
  00:14:04	Why?
  00:14:06	Why?
  00:14:07	 ...and get your bloody hair cut!
  00:14:17	 Iolé, olé, olé!
  00:15:01	 Jolly good, Sarge, carry on.
  00:15:12	 MAN: On your marks...
  00:16:35	get set...
  00:16:38	Go!
  00:16:38	 Wait!
  00:17:53	Second gear! Come on! Yah! Yah!
  00:18:02	 Whos getting in that car? Who is it?
  00:18:13	Aah! Aah!
  00:18:16	Come on, come on.
  00:18:17	Weve gotta win those with the bikes!
  00:18:19	Hes stopping! Out of the road, you stupid...
  00:18:22	Hes picking the vicars up!
  00:18:23	Hold on, weve got em now, folks!
  00:18:59	Aaaaah!
  00:19:30	 If you look to your left, ladies and gentlemen, the view is not very inspiring.
  00:28:39	Ah... but if you look to your right...
  00:29:45	♪♪ La-la-la-la-la... ♪♪
  00:30:06	♪♪ Ahh ♪♪
  00:30:08	♪♪ Ahh ♪♪
  00:30:11	♪♪ Ahhh ♪♪
  00:30:32	Beyond the blue horizon, far above the clouds...
  00:30:37	in a land that no-one knows...
  00:30:39	live four or five magicians who spend their days casting wonderful spells.
  00:30:44	Come with me now into that secret place where the eyes of man have never set foot.
  00:31:07	Wheres the bus?
  00:31:18	Wheres the bus?
  00:31:21	Shh!
  00:31:29	Wheres the bus?
  00:31:32	Its coming.
  00:31:36	Wheres the bus?!
  00:31:39	The bus?
  00:31:45	The bus is ten miles north on the Dewsbury road.
  00:31:49	Oh!
  00:31:50	Its only ten miles away.
  00:31:53	Bus... ten miles!
  00:31:55	Soon be here.
  00:31:57	 The bus, 10 miles away...
  00:32:02	Oh, ladies and gentlemen, quickly, look to your left!
  00:32:04	Now there you see the ancient Roman ruins.
  00:32:08	Now they really have been there an awful long time.
  00:32:11	They are, in fact, a little difficult to see because theyre almost flattened to the ground...
  00:32:16	Meanwhile, back on the bus, things are happening -- and life lobbles on.
  00:32:22	Indeed, the magic is so powerful that even Mr Bloodvessel emerges from his shell.
  00:32:28	He turns to speak.
  00:32:29	If I may take the liberty, Mister...
  00:32:32	Be my guest.
  00:32:33	Give over!
  00:32:37	My dear lady...
  00:32:41	My dear lady, doesnt intuition tell you what I feel?
  00:32:46	Dont interrupt.
  00:32:48	You bring out my...
  00:32:55	..
  00:32:56	love you!
  00:32:57	 Love you! Love you!
  00:35:14	I am the courier.
  00:35:18	Good morning, men...
  00:35:21	and women.
  00:35:23	Welcome.
  00:35:25	I am your friendly courier.
  00:35:28	 Mr Bloodvessel is my name.
  00:35:33	Buster Bloodvessel.
  00:35:36	I am concerned for you to enjoy yourselves within the limits of British decency.
  00:35:46	You know what I mean... dont you?
  00:35:50	Well? Dont you?
  00:35:54	Yes, Mr Bloodvessel Yes, Mr Bloodvessel.
  00:36:16	♪♪ I am he as you are he ♪♪
  00:36:19	♪♪ As you are me ♪♪
  00:36:20	♪♪ And we are all together ♪♪
  00:36:24	♪♪ See how they run, like pigs from a gun ♪♪
  00:36:27	♪♪ See how they fly ♪♪
  00:36:30	♪♪ Im crying ♪♪
  00:36:33	♪♪ Sitting on a cornflake ♪♪
  00:36:36	♪♪ Waiting for the van to come ♪♪
  00:36:41	♪♪ Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday ♪♪
  00:36:44	♪♪ Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long ♪♪
  00:36:49	♪♪ I am the eggman ♪♪
  00:36:51	♪♪ Ooh! ♪♪
  00:36:52	♪♪ They are the eggmen ♪♪
  00:36:54	♪♪ Ooh! ♪♪
  00:36:56	♪♪ I am the walrus, Goo goo g joob ♪♪
  00:36:58	♪♪ Mister city pliceman sitting ♪♪
  00:37:01	♪♪ Pretty little plicemen in a row ♪♪
  00:37:07	♪♪ See how they fly, like Lucy in the sky ♪♪
  00:37:10	♪♪ See how they run ♪♪
  00:37:13	♪♪ Im crying ♪♪
  00:37:16	♪♪ Im crying ♪♪
  00:37:21	♪♪ Im crying ♪♪
  00:37:24	♪♪ Im crying ♪♪
  00:37:29	♪♪ Yellow matter custard ♪♪
  00:37:33	♪♪ Dripping from a dead dogs eye ♪♪
  00:37:38	♪♪ Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess ♪♪
  00:37:40	♪♪ Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down ♪♪
  00:37:46	♪♪ I am the eggman ♪♪
  00:37:48	♪♪ Ooh! ♪♪
  00:37:49	♪♪ They are the eggmen ♪♪
  00:37:51	♪♪ Ooh! ♪♪
  00:37:51	♪♪ I am the walrus, Goo goo g joob ♪♪
  00:38:06	♪♪ Sitting in an English garden ♪♪
  00:38:09	♪♪ Waiting for the sun ♪♪
  00:38:13	♪♪ If the sun dont come, you get a tan ♪♪
  00:38:16	♪♪ From standing in the English rain ♪♪
  00:38:20	♪♪ I am the eggman ♪♪
  00:38:22	♪♪ They are the eggmen ♪♪
  00:38:24	♪♪ I am the walrus ♪♪
  00:38:27	♪♪ Goo goo g joob ♪♪
  00:38:28	♪♪ G goo goo g joob ♪♪
  00:38:31	♪♪ Expert texpert choking smokers ♪♪
  00:38:34	♪♪ Dont you think the joker laughs at you?
  00:38:35	♪♪
  00:38:39	♪♪ See how they smile, like pigs in a sty ♪♪
  00:38:42	♪♪ See how they snied ♪♪
  00:38:45	♪♪ Im crying ♪♪
  00:38:48	♪♪ Semolina pilchards ♪♪
  00:38:52	♪♪ Climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪♪
  00:38:55	♪♪ Elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna ♪♪
  00:38:59	♪♪ Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe ♪♪
  00:39:04	♪♪ I am the eggman ♪♪
  00:39:06	♪♪ Ooh! ♪♪
  00:39:06	♪♪ They are the eggmen ♪♪
  00:39:08	♪♪ Ooh! ♪♪
  00:39:09	♪♪ I am the walrus, Goo goo g joob ♪♪
  00:39:13	♪♪ G goo goo g joob ♪♪
  00:39:14	♪♪ Goo goo g joob G goo goo g joob, g goo ♪♪
  00:39:20	♪♪ Joob joob joob! ♪♪
  00:39:21	♪♪ Joob joob ♪♪
  00:39:23	♪♪ Joob, joob joob ♪♪
  00:39:25	♪♪ Joob joob ♪♪
  00:39:26	♪♪ Aha-aha-aha-aha... ♪♪
  00:39:37	 ...give the letters which thou findest about me to Edmund Earl of Gloucester.
  00:40:04	Seek him out upon the British party.
  00:40:08	O, Untimely Death!
  00:40:17	I know thee well, a serviceable villain...
  00:40:24	 LENNON: What about, Five little dickie birds sitting on your head... One named Charlie and one named Fred?
  00:40:34	CHILD: Yes.
  00:40:34	LENNON: Do that one, then.
  00:40:36	CHILD: You do it with me. lennon: okay.
  00:40:37	BOTH: Five little dickie birds sitting on your head, One named...
  00:40:43	Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie!
  00:40:45	Whoops! Charlie, whoops! Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
  00:40:49	Can you do that one?
  00:40:50	Teehee! No.
  00:40:52	Teehee! Yes.
  00:40:53	No. Yes.
  00:40:54	No. Yes!
  00:40:55	No. Ive got a present for you. Do you know what it is?
  00:40:58	No. Have a guess.
  00:41:00	No! Go on, have a guess.
  00:41:02	No. Have a guess!
  00:41:04	No. HAVE A GUESS!
  00:41:06	Nooo!
  00:41:07	Well, youre going to get it anyway.
  00:41:12	Whats that?
  00:41:14	Wait a mo, wait a mo.
  00:41:16	Do you want to blow it?
  00:41:18	No.
  00:41:20	 Teehee!
  00:41:26	All right, should we give it to George?
  00:41:29	Yeah.
  00:41:30	There you are, George.
  00:41:32	GEORGE: Thank you.
  00:41:33	 George, George, George, George! Oops! George, Oops! George!
  00:41:38	George, George, George...
  00:41:39	Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?
  00:41:43	Our estimated time of arrival for luncheon is approximately 1:15.
  00:41:48	Thank you.
  00:41:51	Now shut up!
  00:41:52	Shut up? Ive had enough of it!
  00:41:54	I cant stand it anymore! Im gettin off!
  00:41:55	Off!
  00:41:58	Dont get historical!
  00:52:02	Aunt Jessies hungry.
  00:52:06	And shes dreaming.
  00:52:08	 Shes dreaming about food...
  00:52:11	food... food....
  00:52:14	Beautiful food!
  00:52:16	Oh, lettuce...
  00:52:18	food...
  00:52:19	potatoes...
  00:52:21	food...
  00:52:22	apples...
  00:52:23	food...
  00:52:30	WAITER, NASAL VOICE: Spaghetti, lady.
  00:52:38	Spaghetti, lady.
  00:52:39	 WAITER: Spaghetti, lady.
  00:53:09	Skarelli, lady.
  00:53:11	 This time I mean it!
  00:53:26	I cant breathe anymore. Its too much.
  00:53:33	Sk-skarelli, lady.
  00:53:39	 All this... mud... in 45 minutes!
  00:53:47	I can hardly get my breath!
  00:53:51	Its intake, Jessie, not output.
  00:53:55	I am, I am!
  00:53:58	I am already!
  00:53:59	Three times this week already!
  00:54:03	For goodness sake, Jessie, sit down.
  00:54:07	Remember!
  00:54:10	 JESSIE: I dont care!
  00:54:12	This is the way he would have wanted it.
  00:54:16	 Pirandello!
  00:54:45	Help me up the stairs.
  00:54:47	PIRANDELLO: Yes, lady.
  00:54:55	SOMBER CHORUS: ♪♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh ♪♪
  00:54:59	Aha!
  00:55:15	 ...it will just be lovely!
  00:55:34	Wake up, Jessie.
  00:55:38	 Theres no business like show business...
  00:55:54	Theres no business I know.
  00:55:56	Everything about it is so appealing...
  00:56:01	Lets go on wit show...
  00:56:08	Go ahead now.
  00:56:10	Here we go.
  00:56:11	There we are.
  00:56:19	 Ta-da!
  00:56:40	Here we are again!
  00:56:41	Everybody up and quickly in your seats.
  00:57:01	 ♪♪ Theres a fog upon L.A. ♪♪
  00:57:56	♪♪ And my friends have lost their way ♪♪
  00:58:03	♪♪ Well be over soon, they said ♪♪
  00:58:09	♪♪ Now theyve lost themselves instead ♪♪
  00:58:17	♪♪ Please dont be long ♪♪
  00:58:23	♪♪ Please dont you be very long ♪♪
  00:58:28	♪♪ Please dont be long ♪♪
  00:58:32	♪♪ Or I may be asleep ♪♪
  00:58:37	♪♪ Well, it only goes to show ♪♪
  00:58:43	♪♪ And I told them where to go ♪♪
  00:58:48	♪♪ Ask a pliceman on the street ♪♪
  00:58:54	♪♪ Theres so many there to meet ♪♪
  00:59:01	♪♪ Please dont be long ♪♪
  00:59:06	♪♪ Please dont you be very long ♪♪
  00:59:10	♪♪ Please dont be long ♪♪
  00:59:14	♪♪ Or I may be asleep ♪♪
  00:59:19	♪♪ Now its past my bed, I know ♪♪
  00:59:25	♪♪ And Id really like to go ♪♪
  00:59:30	♪♪ Soon will be the break of day ♪♪
  00:59:35	♪♪ Sitting here in Blue Jay Way ♪♪
  00:59:43	♪♪ Please dont be long ♪♪
  00:59:47	♪♪ Please dont you be very long ♪♪
  00:59:52	♪♪ Please dont be long ♪♪
  00:59:55	♪♪ Or I may be asleep ♪♪
  01:00:00	♪♪ Please dont be long ♪♪
  01:00:05	♪♪ Please dont you be very long ♪♪
  01:00:10	♪♪ Please dont be long ♪♪
  01:00:18	♪♪ Please dont be long ♪♪
  01:00:22	♪♪ Please dont you be very long ♪♪
  01:00:27	♪♪ Please dont be long ♪♪
  01:00:36	♪♪ Please dont be long ♪♪
  01:00:40	♪♪ Please dont you be very long ♪♪
  01:00:45	♪♪ Please dont be long ♪♪
  01:00:49	♪♪ Dont be long ♪♪
  01:00:53	♪♪ Dont be long ♪♪
  01:00:56	♪♪ Dont be long, Dont be long ♪♪
  01:01:04	♪♪ Dont be long ♪♪
  01:01:06	♪♪ Dont be long ♪♪
  01:01:09	♪♪ Dont be long ♪♪♪♪
  01:01:19	 Well, well, well. They are a happy crowd.
  01:01:45	Go on. Come along, back on the bus.
  01:01:49	Come on.
  01:01:50	 Off we go!
  01:02:01	 Ooh...Wonder what the magicians are cooking up now!
  01:02:06	Ready!
  01:02:07	 Tea up, fellas. Oh!
  01:02:13	Ooh, goody!
  01:02:13	Ooh, talk about your magical mysteries, Ive spent half an hour looking for that sugar!
  01:02:19	I was half an hour looking for the sugar.
  01:02:22	Is there one for me?
  01:02:23	Aye, theres one over here, Richard.
  01:02:25	Oh, how are you, Bonzo?
  01:02:27	All right? Any news of the bus?
  01:02:30	The bus?
  01:02:30	Its ten miles north on the Dewsbury road.
  01:02:34	And theyre having a lovely time!
  01:02:37	Theyre having a lovely time!
  01:02:38	Theyre having a lovely time!
  01:02:40	Can you tell me whats next on the agenda?
  01:02:44	A song.
  01:02:45	 No! No!
  01:02:50	Not you!
  01:02:52	Them! On the bus!
  01:02:56	♪♪ Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts! ♪♪
  01:03:00	Have you, then? Ah!
  01:03:01	♪♪ There they are a-standing in a row! ♪♪
  01:03:05	Youre a good kid, darling.
  01:03:07	Come on, join in. Whats the matter with ya?
  01:03:10	Hey!
  01:03:13	 ♪♪ Toot Toot Tootsie, goodbye! ♪♪
  01:03:19	♪♪ Toot Toot Tootsie, dont cry ♪♪
  01:03:24	♪♪ That choo choo train that takes me ♪♪
  01:03:29	♪♪ Away from you, no words can tell how sad it makes me ♪♪
  01:03:34	♪♪ Toot Toot Tootsie, goodbye! ♪♪
  01:03:37	♪♪ As I go, I love to sing, my knapsack on my back ♪♪
  01:03:44	♪♪ Val-deri, Val-dera ♪♪
  01:03:48	♪♪ Val-deri ♪♪
  01:03:49	♪♪ Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ♪♪
  01:03:52	♪♪ ...are smiling ♪♪
  01:03:54	♪♪ Sure tis like a morn in spring ♪♪
  01:04:01	♪♪ When Irish eyes are smiling ♪♪
  01:04:06	♪♪ You can hear the angels sing ♪♪
  01:04:11	♪♪ Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho ♪♪
  01:04:13	♪♪ When Irish eyes ♪♪
  01:04:16	♪♪ Are smiling ♪♪
  01:04:19	♪♪ La-la-la... ♪♪
  01:04:26	♪♪ When Irish eyes ♪♪
  01:04:29	♪♪ Are smiling ♪♪
  01:04:32	♪♪ Therell be no more sobbin ♪♪
  01:04:33	♪♪ When he starts throbbin his old sweet song ♪♪
  01:04:40	♪♪ Wake up, wake up ♪♪
  01:04:42	♪♪ You sleepy head ♪♪
  01:04:43	♪♪ Get up, get up ♪♪
  01:04:46	♪♪ Get out of bed ♪♪
  01:04:47	♪♪ Cheer up, cheer up ♪♪
  01:04:49	♪♪ The sun is red ♪♪
  01:04:50	♪♪ Live, love, laugh... ♪♪
  01:04:53	♪♪ La-la-la-la ♪♪
  01:04:55	♪♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪♪
  01:04:59	♪♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪♪
  01:05:02	♪♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪♪
  01:05:05	♪♪ La-la-la-la ♪♪
  01:05:09	♪♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪♪
  01:05:11	♪♪ Whoo whoo whoo whoo! ♪♪
  01:05:13	♪♪ Whoo whoo whoo whoo! ♪♪
  01:05:16	♪♪ Oooh oooh oooh oooh! ♪♪
  01:05:19	♪♪ Ow Oh ooh ooh! ♪♪
  01:05:20	 WINTERS: Ladies and gentlemen, when the coach stops, would the gentlemen please follow Mr Johnson and the ladies stay with me.
  01:05:35	Here we are now, off we go.
  01:05:37	In for a jolly evening with Jolly Jimmy.
  01:05:41	This way!
  01:05:47	Everybody comfortable?
  01:05:54	Come on, where are they?
  01:05:56	 ♪♪ That night Cutie called a cab ♪♪
  01:06:10	♪♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪♪
  01:06:11	♪♪ Baby, dont do it ♪♪
  01:06:14	♪♪ She left her East Side room so drab ♪♪
  01:06:18	♪♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪♪
  01:06:19	♪♪ Baby, dont do it ♪♪
  01:06:22	♪♪ She went out on the town ♪♪
  01:06:25	♪♪ Knowin it would make her lover frown ♪♪
  01:06:30	♪♪ Death-cab for Cutie ♪♪
  01:06:34	♪♪ Death-cab for Cutie ♪♪
  01:06:36	♪♪ Someones gonna make you pay your fare ♪♪
  01:06:42	 ♪♪ The cab was racin through the night ♪♪
  01:06:48	♪♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪♪
  01:06:49	♪♪ Baby, dont do it ♪♪
  01:06:52	♪♪ His eyes in the mirror, keepin Cutie in sight ♪♪
  01:06:56	♪♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪♪
  01:06:57	♪♪ Baby, dont do it ♪♪
  01:06:59	♪♪ When he saw Cutie, it gave him a thrill ♪♪
  01:07:04	♪♪ Dont you know, baby ♪♪
  01:07:06	♪♪ Curves can kill ♪♪
  01:07:08	♪♪ Death-cab for Cutie ♪♪
  01:07:12	♪♪ Death-cab for Cutie ♪♪
  01:07:15	♪♪ Someones gonna make you pay your fare ♪♪
  01:07:22	♪♪ Cutie, dont you play with fate ♪♪
  01:07:27	♪♪ Dont leave your lover alone ♪♪
  01:07:31	♪♪ If you go out on this date ♪♪
  01:07:34	♪♪ His heart will turn to stone ♪♪
  01:07:38	♪♪ Bad girl, Cutie, what have you done? ♪♪
  01:07:42	♪♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪♪
  01:07:43	♪♪ Baby, dont do it ♪♪
  01:07:46	♪♪ Slippin slidin down-a Highway 31 ♪♪
  01:07:50	♪♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪♪
  01:07:50	♪♪ Baby, dont do it ♪♪
  01:07:54	♪♪ The traffic lights changed from green to red ♪♪
  01:07:58	♪♪ They tried to stop but they both wound up dead ♪♪
  01:08:03	♪♪ Death-cab for Cutie ♪♪
  01:08:07	♪♪ Death-cab for Cutie ♪♪
  01:08:09	♪♪ Someones gonna make you pay your fare ♪♪
  01:08:18	♪♪ Someones gonna make you pay your fare ♪♪
  01:08:25	♪♪ Someones gonna make ♪♪
  01:08:28	♪♪ You pay your fare ♪♪
  01:08:33	♪♪ Someones gonna make you pay your fare ♪♪
  01:08:40	♪♪ Ohhh ♪♪
  01:08:58	♪♪ Lets all get up and dance to a song ♪♪
  01:09:02	♪♪ That was a hit before your mother was born ♪♪
  01:09:06	♪♪ Though she was born a long, long time ago ♪♪
  01:09:11	♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪
  01:09:14	♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪
  01:09:15	♪♪ Your mother should ♪♪
  01:09:19	♪♪ Sing it again ♪♪
  01:09:21	♪♪ Lets all get up and dance to a song ♪♪
  01:09:24	♪♪ That was a hit before your mother was born ♪♪
  01:09:29	♪♪ Though she was born a long, long time ago ♪♪
  01:09:34	♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪
  01:09:36	♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪
  01:09:38	♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪
  01:09:56	♪♪ Lift up your hearts and sing me a song ♪♪
  01:10:00	♪♪ That was a hit before your mother was born ♪♪
  01:10:04	♪♪ Though she was born a long, long time ago ♪♪
  01:10:10	♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪
  01:10:12	♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪
  01:10:14	♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪
  01:10:17	♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪
  01:10:18	♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪
  01:10:20	♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪
  01:10:22	♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪
  01:10:39	♪♪ Sing it again ♪♪
  01:10:41	♪♪ Da-da-da-da... ♪♪
  01:10:48	♪♪ Though she was born a long, long time ago ♪♪
  01:10:53	♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪
  01:10:56	♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪
  01:10:58	♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪
  01:11:00	♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪
  01:11:02	♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪
  01:11:04	♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪
  01:11:06	♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪
  01:11:08	♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪
  01:11:10	♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪
  01:11:12	♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪
  01:11:14	♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪
  01:11:19	♪♪ Roll up ♪♪
  01:11:22	♪♪ Roll up forthe mystery tour ♪♪
  01:11:26	♪♪ Roll up ♪♪
  01:11:26	♪♪ And thats an invitation ♪♪
  01:11:29	♪♪ Roll upfor the mystery tour ♪♪
  01:11:33	♪♪ Roll up ♪♪
  01:11:34	♪♪ To make a reservation ♪♪
  01:11:37	♪♪ Roll upfor the mystery tour ♪♪
  01:11:41	♪♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪♪
  01:11:44	♪♪ Is coming to take you away ♪♪
  01:11:48	♪♪ Coming to take you away ♪♪
  01:11:53	♪♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪♪
  01:11:55	♪♪ Is dying to take you away ♪♪
  01:12:00	♪♪ Dying to take you away ♪♪
  01:12:03	♪♪ Take you today ♪♪
  01:12:25	And that wasa Magical Mystery Tour.
  01:12:28	I told ya.
  01:12:29	Goodbye.
  01:12:30	♪♪ Hey-la, hey, hello, ah ♪♪
  01:12:34	♪♪ Hey-la, hey, hello, ah... ♪♪♪♪