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  Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill today?
  No, Mr. Kirk, Dexters in school.
  Im afraid hes not, Miss Fishpaw. Dexters truancy problem is way out of hand. The Baltimore County School Board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system.
  Oh, Mr. Kirk, Im as upset as you to learn of Dexters truancy, but surely expulsion is not the answer!
  Im afraid expulsion is the only answer! Its the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane, sane, sane, sane
  That boy needs therapy
  Psychosomatic
  That boy needs therapy
  Purely psychosomatic
  That boy needs therapy
  Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
  Youre a nut! Youre crazy in the coconut!
  What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
  Im gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
  Rannygazoo, lets have a tune
  Now when I count three
  That, that, that, that, that boy, boy needs therapy
  He was-he was white as a sheet
  And he also made false teeth
  Did I ever tell you the story about
  Cowboys, and m-midgets, and the Indians and fron-frontier psychiatrist?
  I-I felt strangely hypnotized
  I was in another world, a world of 20,000 girls
  And milk and rectangles
  To an optometrist!
  The man with the golden eyeball
  And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
  I promise my girlfriend Id the violin, violin, violin
  Frontier psychiatrist
  Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist
  Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist
  Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist
  Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist
  That boy needs therapy
  Psychosomatic
  That boy needs therapy
  Purely psychosomatic
  That boy needs therapy
  Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
  Youre a nut! Youre crazy in the coconut!
  What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
  Im gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
  Rannygazoo, lets have a tune
  Now when I count three
  That, that, that, that, that boy, boy needs therapy
  He was-he was white as a sheet
  And he also made false teeth
  Frontier psychiatrist
  Can you think of anything else that talks oth-other than a person?
  A-a-a bird? Yeah
  Sometimes a parrot talks
  Hello, hello, hello, hello
  Hello, hello, hello, hello
  Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
  Can you think of anything else?
  Um, a record, record, record, record?