text: Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill?
  Is Dexter ill today, Mr. Kirk? Dexters in school
  Im afraid hes not, Miss Fishpaw
  Dexters truancy problem is way out of hand
  The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
  Dexter from the entire public school system
  Oh Mr Kirk, Im as upset as you to learn of Dexters truancy
  But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
  Im afraid expulsion is the only answer
  Its the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane
  That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
  That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
  That boy needs therapy
  Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
  Youre a nut! Youre crazy in the coconut!
  What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
  Im gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
  Ranagazoo, lets have a tune
  Now Ill count three
  That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
  He was white as a sheet
  And he also made false teeth
  Avalanches is above, business continues below
  Did I ever tell you the story about
  Cowboys! M-M-midgets, the Indians and Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist
  I... I felt strangely hypnotized
  I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
  And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
  And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
  I promise my girlfriend Id, the violin, violin, violin ...
  Frontier Psychiatrist
  Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier Psychiatrist
  Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier Psychiatrist
  Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier Psychiatrist
  That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
  That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
  That boy needs therapy
  Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
  Youre a nut! Youre crazy in the coconut!
  What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
  Im gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
  Ranagazoo, lets have a tune
  Now Ill count three
  That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
  He was white as a sheet
  And he also made false teeth
  Frontier Psychiatrist
  Can you think of anything that talks, other than a person?
  A-a a-a-a-a, a bird? Yeah!
  Sometimes a parrot talks
  Hello hello hello hello
  Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
  Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
  Can you think of anything else?
  Um, a record, record, record !