text: Munch! Munch!
  Once upon a time, I was a noisy eater
  Im hungry, I want something to eat
  Something with a crunch and very sweet
  Just woke up so you know the scenario
  Im craving cereal like Cheerios
  Maybe frosted flakes, I might munch
  But what popped in my mind is Captain Crunch
  So I went to the kitchen to freak my choice
  In my stomach I heard a voice
  It said: Please feed me, my tank is on empty
  Im seeing things, so please dont tempt me
  So I said okay, and got my bowl
  Got my milk and cereal, made sure it was cold
  Sat down at the table and said my grace
  Because I knew what was about to take place
  Yum yum, eat em up, my belly said
  The crunches so loud errbody jumped out they bed!
  Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly
  He got ju-ju eyeballs, hes one holy roller
  Hes got...
  Crunch!
  Did you ever know a noisy eater?
  Aauuuuuuuuuuuu!
  Now its lunchtime, and Im hungry again
  I dont know where I should begin
  Maybe Ill get some super salmon, mmm thats good
  I dont want no chicken, it tastes like wood
  But I have to have some chips, ones that crunch
  So you can hear me go munch, munch, munch
  Some old lady tapped me on the shoulder out of a crowd
  And said Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud!
  Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly
  He got ju-ju eyeballs. hes one holy roller
  Hes got...
  Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me, um
  Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me
  Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly
  He got ju-ju eyeballs. Hes one holy roller
  Hes got...
  Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud!
  Yum, yum, yum, yum yum
  Mmm, thats good!
  They all thought I had stopped
  And wheres the gravy?
  No matter!