text: Step into my crib, everything smell like Coolwater
  And if you come into mine you know its Drakkar Noir
  Now have a seat on this couch made of horse leather
  Im told the horse that its from could run fast and far
  Whoo, that shit is sexy
  Tell the maitred at your booty to expect me
  Im solo and Im flexin but dont try to Soloflex me
  NordicTrack all day
  Squats in the living room, can I get a witness?
  The greatest aphrodisiac is physical fitness 
  So take off your Guess and let go of your stress
  Cause the classiest shit is what comes next
  Silk robes and kimonos
  Silk robes and kimonos
  Change outta your own clothes
  These athletic days, but, oh, those Oakland Nights
  Silk robes and kimonos
  Its our pleasure to no-noes
  Pumps and pantsuits all day
  All work, no play, no way
  Its time for Oakland Nights
  In the bedroom, champagne on ice
  I make erotic shadow puppets in the candle light
  Your hairs crimped, all frizzy cause youre frivolous
  I feel like Macho Man and you my Miss Elizabeth
  Sizzlish, do some crunches and some scissor kicks
  Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish
  Drag your Lee Press-On Nails down my hairless chest
  Now, pull my sash, my body shakes like a leaf
  Revealing the cloth of my cheetah-print briefs
  And I love the way your high-cut thong
  Make your butt long
  Now take em off
  But you know what to leave on
  Silk robes and Kimonos
  Silk robes and Kimonos
  Peel off your pleated polos
  These athletic days, but oh those
  Oakland Nights
  Silk robes and Kimonos
  I pound the taiko drum in your dojo
  Days in padded blazers
  Filing papers, no more
  Its time for Oakland Nights
  Silk robes and kimonos
  Silk robes and kimonos
  Im a pro when I bone but I do it pro-bono
  You work hard days so you deserve the Oakland Nights
  Were the Oakland Knights of the Round Table
  Plus Ill take you out to pizza at the Round Table
  Pizza, my favorite pizzeria in Oakland
  But bring a change, cause you cant wear your silk robe in