Holy shit, dude, this is insane.
Wow, maybe that Harry Potter guy at the gas station wasnt kiddin, man.
About what?
About there being zombies around here.
That isnt funny. Dont joke. Its really, really creepy.
Authorities are warning all citizens to stay inside and keep all doors and windows locked and secured.
Jack, lock the door, will you?
Got it.
But for now, this is Posie Juarez for Centerville 7 News. Stay safe, and keep your eyes open.