text: Ladies and Gentleman
  To those among you who are easily frightened
  We suggest you turn away now
  To those of you who think you can take it
  We say welcome to the nadhouse
  Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
  Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
  Come on, come on, come on
  Come on, come on, come on 
  Mad house
  To the mad house
  House
  Mad house
  House
  Come on, come on, come on in
  Come on, come on in
  Come on, come on, come on in
  Come on, come on in 
  Welcome to the mad house
  Mad house
  Mad house
  House
  Mad house
  Mad house
  Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, oh
  Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, oh
  Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
  Na, na, na, na, na, na, na