text: A long, long, long, long time ago
  Before the wind, before the snow
  Lived a man, lived a man I know
  Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho
  “Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me!
  Sometimes I find I need to scream”
  Hes a freak of nature, but we love him so
  Hes a freak of nature, but we let him go
  Deep inside the garden of Eden
  Standing there with my hard on bleedin
  Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
  Good God no, that would be treason
  Believe me, Eve, she gave good reason
  Booty looking too good not to be squeezin
  Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
  Im a givin cause shes the receiver
  I wont and I dont hang up until I please her
  Makin her feel like an over achiever
  I take it away for a minute just to tease her
  Then I give it back a little bit deeper
  Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah 
  Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah 
  Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah 
  Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah 
  Hes a freak of nature, but we love him so
  Hes a freak of nature, but we let him go
  I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
  She said get out and spread your legs
  And then she tried to cop a feel
  That cop she was all dressed in blue
  Was she pretty? Boy Im tellin you
  She stuck my butt with her big black stick
  I said Whats up? Now suck my dick
  Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
  She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
  On her crotch, so very warm
  I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
  Proppin her up on the black and white
  Unzipped and slipped, Ooh, thats tight
  I swatted her like no swat team can
  Turned a cherry pie right into jam
  Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah 
  Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah 
  Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah 
  Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
  Hello young woman that I love
  Pretty punk rock mamma that Im thinking of
  Hold me naked if you will
  In your arms, in your legs, in your pussy, Id kill
  To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
  I love you
  Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down, lay me down
  Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down, lay me down
  Descending waves of graceful pleasure
  For your love, there is no measure
  Her curves they bend with subtle splendor
  Now I lay me down to sleep
  I pray the funk will make me freak
  If I should die before I waked
  Allow me Lord to rock out naked
  Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
  Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
  Lickety split go snap snap
  Girl gettin off all in my lap
  The tallest tree the sweetest sap
  Blowin my ass right off the map
  Ooh and its nice out here
  I think Ill stay for a while