text: Shes a witch, a brat, a bonafide bore
  Whats more - she snores, and that is a fact
  Cow eyes lie, yes its time to resist
  How did I ever get into this?
  How could I ever have kissed that bitch?
  So what if she has got big tits
  Shes the kinda girl
  Who changes her mind really quick
  Shes the kinda girl who
  Wont just let things sit
  She came like a cat like a cat to catnip
  She came in my lap with her womanly hips
  When I first met her I came unglued
  When I played the part of a blue-blooded fool
  Im through with your sewage, Im through with your trash
  I always knew that Id get the last laugh
  Shes the kinda girl
  Who changes her mind really quick
  Shes the kinda girl who
  Wont just let things sit
  Like two trains on one track are bound for a crash
  Two red white and blues we were destined to clash
  I cant fix the future, I cant change the past
  Like fly by night news we were not meant to last
  Im through with your bluefish, Im through with your gash
  Im through being screwed with by you and your wack attack
  Jump back for chump love
  You wont be back for cover
  But no no no no
  Im no chump love sucker
  No chump love sucker
  No chump love sucker
  No chump love sucker
  No chump love sucker
  I thought that your love was a matter of fact
  But I lost my pride when I realized that
  The smack in my bag and my baseball bat
  Was all you were after you dirty rat
  Shes a bitch and a brat and a living disaster
  She thought she was fast, boys, but I was faster
  No chump love sucker
  No chump love sucker
  No chump love sucker
  No chump love sucker
  No chump love sucker
  No chump love sucker
  No chump love sucker
  No chump love sucker