text: “Oh, good God in Heaven Almighty, Heavens to Murgatroyd
  Weve got a cataclysmic situation developing
  Somebody get down here now!”
  Come on, come on, baby
  Let me show you what Im talking about
  You try to be a lady, but youre walking like a sauerkraut
  Looka— Looka like-a, like-a— Like you wanna get some
  If you never tell a lie, then you never have to play dumb
  Dirty baby— Time, youre gonna take some
  Pretty baby— Love, youre gonna make some
  Little lady— Hearts, youre gonna break some
  Kinda shady— Tears, youre gonna fake some
  Dirty baby, gotta situation
  Pretty baby, open invitation
  Little lady, what a reputation
  Kinda shady, now youre gonna make again
  I know you can straddle the atmosphere
  A tiny storm in your teacup, girl
  I know you can battle the masses, dear
  A tiny storm in your teacup, girl
  “Oh, God! Oh, no!
  Its getting worse, worse by the minute
  Were down here in division of mystery
  Someone, send for back up right now!”
  Every other day, you say youre gonna have to bury em
  Famous last words from the fuckin Laserium
  Descendents had a record sayin somethin bout Milo
  You can take the A-train, but youre gonna have to lie low
  I know you can straddle the atmosphere
  A tiny storm in your teacup, girl 
  I know you can battle the masses, dear
  A tiny storm in your teacup, girl
  Yeah! 
  Yeah! Yeah!
  Yeah!
  Dirty baby— Time, youre gonna take some
  Pretty baby— Love, youre gonna make some
  Little lady— Hearts, youre gonna break some
  Kinda shady— Tears, youre gonna fake some
  Dirty baby, gotta situation
  Pretty baby, open invitation
  Little lady, what a reputation
  Kinda shady, now youre gonna make again
  I know you can straddle the atmosphere
  A tiny storm in your teacup, girl 
  I know we may never get out of here
  A tiny storm in your teacup, girl!