text: Her green plastic watering can
  For her fake Chinese rubber plant
  In fake plastic earth
  That she bought from a rubber man
  In a town full of rubber plans
  To get rid of itself
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  Oh, she looks like the real thing
  And she tastes like the real thing
  My fake plastic love
  But I cant fight the feeling
  I could blow through the ceiling
  I just turn and run
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  And if I could be who you wanted
  Wish I could be who you wanted
  All the time
  All the time
  Oh, she lives with a broken man
  A cracked polystyrene man
  Who just crumbles and burns
  And he used to do surgery
  For the girls in the eighties
  But gravity always wins
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  But she looks like the real thing
  And she tastes like the real thing
  My fake plastic love
  But I cant fight the feeling
  I could blow through the ceiling
  I just turn and run
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  And if I could be who you wanted
  Wish I could be who you wanted
  All the time
  All the time
  All the time