text: Hard to port
  I can feel the boat
  It’s harboring unto her brown
  Sinking ship, man the lifeboats
  Hold your nose, watch me drown
  I’m the captain of the boat
  But I don’t like being slaughtered
  I’m the captain of the boat
  But I don’t like this way I’m slaughtered
  Hey I’m a sinking man
  On a sinking ship
  And this stinking bloody job is all I have
  I’m sinking now
  On the sinking ship
  And this stinking bloody job is all I have
  Don’t waste all your days
  Pretending that you’re still afloat
  Time comes, you will see
  That all this drowning is your own
  I’m the captain of the boat
  But I don’t like being slaughtered
  I’m the captain of the boat
  But I don’t like this way I’m slaughtered
  Hey I’m a sinking man
  On a sinking ship
  And this stinking bloody job is all I have
  I’m sinking now
  On the sinking ship
  And this stinking bloody job is all I have
  Don’t waste all your days
  Pretending that you’re still afloat
  Time comes, you will see
  That all this drowning is your own
  Hey I’m a sinking man
  On a sinking ship
  And this stinking bloody job is all I have
  I’m sinking now
  On the sinking ship
  And this stinking bloody job is all I have
  I’m sinking man
  I’m sinking man
  I’m sinking man
  I’m sinking man
  Let’s get our act together
  And get this boat off of the shore