text: A green plastic watering can
  For a fake Chinese rubber plant
  In a fake plastic earth
  That she bought from a rubber man
  In a town full of rubber plants
  To get rid of itself
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  It wears her out
  She lives with a broken man
  A cracked polystyrene man
  Who just crumbles and burns
  He used to do surgery
  For girls in the eighties
  But gravity always wins
  And it wears him out
  It wears him out
  It wears him out
  It wears
  She looks like the real thing
  She tastes like the real thing
  My fake plastic love
  But I cant help the feeling
  I could blow through the ceiling
  If I just turn and run
  And it wears me out
  It wears me out
  It wears me out
  It wears me out
  And if I could be who you wanted
  If I could be who you wanted
  All the time
  All the time