text: Well, I been spending all my money on weed n pills
  Trynao write a song thatll pay the bills
  But it aint came yet so guess Ill have to rob a bank
  I guess it could be worse, it aint that bad
  At least I aint sitting in ol Baghdad
  In the middle of a hot damn desert sitting in a tank
  Well every time the wife talks a baby gets mentioned
  Im so broke I cant pay attention
  Lord how it tears me up to see her cry
  Well Ive been spendin all my nights on the internet
  Lookin for a clue but aint found one yet
  Just a bunch of Mopars, guitars, and other shit I cant buy
  Well now Lord if you can hеar me
  Wont you throw a damn dog a bone
  Cause if thе Devil shows up with a better deal
  This old souls a-going down
  Oh, I sing em real pretty, sing em real sad
  And all the people in the crowd say, He aint half bad
  Well they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain
  If you want it you can have the crown
  Well I been sitting on my ass like a bump on a log
  Watching Andy and ol Boss Hog
  I guess I ought to get up and go out and find a job
  Instead of sittin on the couch trying to find the next line
  Im sure theres gotta be a better use of my time
  Like figurin out which one of these banks Im a-gonna go rob
  Well the name of the game is hurry up and wait
  But that aint puttin no food on my plate
  Or gas in my car, and I drive a Bronco
  So Lord if I could just get me a record deal
  I might not have to worry about my next meal
  But Ill still be tryna figure out what the fuck rhymes with Bronco
  Well now Lord if you can hear me
  Wont you throw a damn dog a bone
  Cause if the Devil shows up with a better deal
  This old souls a-going down
  Well I sing em real pretty, sing em real sad
  And all the people in the crowd say, He aint half bad
  Well they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain
  If you want it you can have the crown
  Well they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain
  If you want it you can have the crown