text: Ooh, ah
  Ooh, ah
  Aaaah, ah
  Ooh, ah
  So ya
  Thought ya
  Might like to go to the show
  To feel the warm thrill of confusion
  That space cadet glow
  I got some bad news for you, sunshine
  Pink isnt well
  He stayed back at the hotel
  And they sent us along as a surrogate band
  Where gonna find out were you fans really stand
  Are there any pooves in the theater tonight?
  Get them up against the wall
  Theres one in the spotlight, he dont look right to me
  Get him up against the wall
  And that one looks Jewish!
  And that ones a coon!
  Who let all of this riffraff into the room?
  Theres one smoking a joint!
  And another with spots!
  If I had my way, Id have all of you shot!