text: Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg
  He won it in the war
  In 1944
  Corporal Clegg had a medal too
  In orange, red, and blue
  He found it in the zoo
  Dear oh dear oh were they really sad for me?
  Dear oh dear oh will they really laugh at me?
  Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him
  Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin?
  Corporal Clegg umbrella in the rain
  He’s never been the same
  No one is to blame
  Corporal Clegg received his medal in a dream
  From Her Majesty the Queen
  His boots were very clean
  Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him
  Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin?
  Corporal Clegg, Corporal Clegg, Corporal Clegg...