text: Good evening, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and
  Welcome to Earls Court;
  My name is Gary Yudman, and we are going to have a great
  Show this evening!
  The band is backstage, and will be ready to go in just a few
  Minutes...
  Before the show begins, the house management would like to
  Ask just a few things:
  First, please, no fireworks; and please, no flash cameras;
  And, any audio or
  Video equipment found being used may be confiscated; so
  Please save yourself
  A lot of hassle
  Well, I think the band is about ready to go now! No, no, not
  Quite yet... at this time
  I would like to point out, upon conclusion of the show...