text: You behind the bench stand, stand still laddy!
  When we grew up and went to school
  There was a certain teacher who would
  Hurt the children any way they could
  By pouring this derision
  Upon anything we did
  Exposing every weakness
  However carefully hidden by the kids
  But in the town it was well known
  When he got home at night
  His psychopathic wife would crush him
  Within inches of his life