text: So ya thought ya
  Might like to go to the show
  To feel that warm thrill of confusion
  That space cadet glow
  Ive got some bad news for you sunshine
  Pink isnt well, he stayed back at the hotel
  And they sent us along as a surrogate band
  Were gonna find out where you fans really stand
  Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
  Get them up against the wall
  Theres one in the spotlight, he dont look right to me
  Get him up against the wall
  That one looks Jewish!
  And that ones a coon!
  Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
  Theres one smoking a joint!
  And another with spots!
  If I had my way
  Id have all of you shot!