text: Three, two... fire!
  So ya thought ya might like to go to the show
  To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow
  Ive got some bad news for you sunshine
  Pink isnt well, he stayed back at the hotel
  And they sent us along as a surrogate band
  Were gonna find out where you fans really stand
  Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
  Get them up against the wall
  Now theres one in the spotlight, he dont look right to me
  Get him up against the wall
  And that one looks Jewish and that ones a coon!
  Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
  Theres one smoking a joint and another with spots
  If I had my way, Id have all of them shot!