text: Welcome, my son
  Welcome to the machine
  Where have you been?
  Its alright, we know where youve been
  Youve been in the pipeline, filling in time
  Provided with toys and Scouting for Boys
  You bought a guitar to punish your ma
  And you didnt like school
  And you know youre nobodys fool
  So welcome to the machine
  Welcome, my son
  Welcome to the machine
  What did you dream?
  Its alright, we told you what to dream
  You dreamed of a big star
  He played a mean guitar
  He always ate in the Steak Bar
  He loved to drive in his Jaguar
  So welcome to the machine