text: Pig snorts
  Big man, pig man
  Haha, charade you are
  Wooh!
  You well-heeled big wheel
  Haha, charade you are
  And when your hand is on your heart
  Youre nearly a good laugh, almost a joker
  With your head down in the pig bin
  Sayin, Keep on digging
  Pig stain on your fat chin
  What do you hope to find
  Down in the pig mine?
  Youre nearly a laugh
  Youre nearly a laugh, but youre really a cry
  Bus stop rat bag
  Haha, charade you are
  You fucked up old hag
  Haha, charade you are
  You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
  Youre nearly a good laugh
  Almost worth a quick grin
  You like the feel of steel
  Youre hot stuff with a hatpin
  And good fun with a handgun
  Youre nearly a laugh
  Youre nearly a laugh, but youre really a cry
  Hey you, Whitehouse
  Haha, charade you are
  You house proud town mouse
  Haha, charade you are
  Youre tryin to keep our feelings off the street
  Youre nearly a real treat
  All tight lips and cold feet
  And do you feel abused?
  Gotta stem the evil tide
  And keep it all on the inside
  Mary, youre nearly a treat
  Mary, youre nearly a treat, but youre really a cry