text: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
  See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly, Im crying
  Sitting on a corn-flake, waiting for the van to come
  Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
  Man, youve been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
  I am the egg man, we are the egg men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob
  Mister city policeman sitting
  Pretty little policemen in a row
  See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
  Im crying, Im crying, Im crying, Im crying
  Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dogs eye
  Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
  Man you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
  I am the egg man, we are the egg men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob
  Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
  If the sun dont come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain
  I am the egg man, we are the egg men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob
  Expert text pert choking smokers, dont you think the joker laughs at you?
  See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide, Im crying
  Semolina pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
  Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
  I am the egg man, we are the egg men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob
  Ggoo goo gjoob, goo goo gjoob, ggoo goo gjoob, goo