text: I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
  While jacking off listening to Mozart
  You bitch and moan about LA
  Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
  You don’t eat meat
  And drive electrical cars
  Youre so indie rock it’s almost an art
  You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like boys
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like boys
  You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
  You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
  Secretly you’re so amused
  That nobody understands you
  I’m so mean cause I cannot get you out of your head
  I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
  I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup, and
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like boys
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even...
  Hey, oh yeah
  Give it to me
  Oh, youre so...
  You walk around like youre oh so debonair
  You pull them down and there’s really nothing there
  I wish you would just be real with me
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like boys
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like, oh, yeah
  Oh, baby
  Hey
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like...
  Penis
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
  Thank you!