text: Your mind may refuse to believe
  Your mind may refuse to believe
  I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
  While jacking off listening to Mozart
  You bitch and moan about LA
  Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
  You dont eat meat
  And drive electrical cars
  Youre so indie rock it’s almost an art
  You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like boys
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like...
  Youre so sad, maybe you should buy a happy meal
  You’re so skinny, you should really Super Size the deal
  Secretly youre so amused that nobody understands you
  Im so mean cause I cannot get you out of your head
  Im so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
  I cant believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup
  And
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like boys
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like...
  Hey
  Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh!
  La la la, la la la
  Do do do, bah bah bah
  Do do do, da da day
  Youre so gay
  Youre so gay
  You walk around like youre oh so debonair
  You pull em down and theres really nothing there
  I wish you would just be real with me
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like boys
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  Oh, no no no no no no no
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like boys
  Youre so gay, and you dont even like boys
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like
  No, you dont even like... penis