text: Welcome to the Extravaganza
  Welcome to the Extravaganza
  Welcome to the Extravaganza
  This is the introoooooooooooooooo
  This music is awful. Yeah! Fuck. Alright, yeah. Ah, that was not... that was not the move. Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first ever, or last, Extravaganza. You know, this is a- its a music thing. We couldnt get our- our pianist out here, obviously. So, we had a replica of, uh, Gator made. Um, look, you- you wanna play em a little something? Dont be shy, play em. Yeah. Mhm. You hear that? This guys going crazy. Ooh, wow. A true Am-ah-ah-ah, a true American talent. Yeah, anyways, um... You know, lеts-lets do it.
  Go ahead and park after dark
  Fallеn star, Im your one call away
  Motel halls, neon walls
  When night falls, I am your escape
  Whoa
  When you lay alone, I ache
  Something I wanted to fee-
  If youve been waiting for falling in love
  Babe, you dont have to wait on me
  Cause Ive been aiming for Heaven above
  But an angel aint what I need
  Ooh
  Not anyone, youre the one
  More than fun, youre the sanctuary
  Oop
  Cause what you want is what I want
  Sincerity
  Souls that dream alone lie awake
  Ill give you somethin so real
  If youve been waiting for falling in love
  Babe, you dont have to wait on me
  Cause Ive been aiming for Heaven above
  But an angel aint what I need
  Hold me oh so close
  Cause you never know
  Just how long our lives will be
  If youve been waiting for falling in love
  Babe, you dont have to wait on me
  Holy shit
  Cause Ive been aiming for Heaven above
  But an angel aint-
  Uh, oh, ugh, agh, ah, Sanctuary
  Girl, would it kill you just to throw a little bit of attention?
  If I hurt you, Im afraid Gods gonna teach me a lesson
  Now would you hate me if I said goodbye
  So quick you could eat my dust?
  Now would you hate me if I ran like hell
  In the wind from dawn til dusk?
  When you cry, you waste your time
  Over boys you never liked
  Can you not be so obvious?
  So keep it light
  So keep it light, no
  I thought Id vocalize my troubles, but nobody will listen
  I know Im cryptic and Im weird, that shit comes off as indifferent
  I dont wanna die so young
  Got so much to do
  I dont smile for the camera
  Only smile for you
  Smile for you
  Now would you hate me if I said goodbye
  So quick you could eat my dust?
  Now would you hate me if I ran like hell
  In the wind from dawn til dusk?
  When you cry, you waste your time
  Over boys you never liked
  Can you not?
  She said, Mr. Hollywood, wont you come back soon? Ay
  She said, Mr. Hollywood, wont you come back soon? Hey
  She said, Mr. Hollywood, wont you come back soon? Hey, bitch
  She said, Mr. Hollywood, wont you come back soon?
  She said
  Ooh, I just wanna lay right by your side
  We dont gotta love each other right
  We just gotta make it through the night
  You dont gotta say
  Youre not into me no more
  When we pass out on the floor
  See the sun rise through the door
  By the way you move, I know you want me to
  Tell you all the rules, I know Im searching too
  Give me all your clues and things to guide me through
  The end of the world, the end of the world
  Dont blow out the fuse when darkness comes to light
  So much I could do to make you come to life
  Fingers coming loose, I see theres no more time
  Dont tell me Im gone, dont tell me Im gone
  She said, Mr. Hollywood, wont you come back soon?
  She said, Mr. Hollywood, wont you come back soon?
  She said
  Ooh, I just wanna lay right by your side
  We dont gotta love each other right
  We just gotta make it through the night
  You dont gotta say
  Youre not into me no more
  When we pass out on the floor
  See the sun rise through the door
  By the way you move, I know you want me to
  Tell you all the rules, I know Im searching too
  Give me all your clues and things to guide me through
  The end of the world, the end of the world
  We got a- a talent show. Um, lets welcome our first guest. Uh, hes a magician.
  Hows it going?
  Hows it going?
  Pretty good, yeah. Do y- are you a fan of magic? Im a pretty good magician, Id like to think so. I also specialize in hypnosis, mind-reading, that kinda thing.
  Oh shit.
  These are just some, you know, cards. I-I used to do-
  Oh shit.
  I used to some card magic and that kind of thing. Um, would you actually mind joining me over here?
  Yes.
  So I want you, just tell me when to stop, please.
  Uh, stop.
  Right here?
  Mhm.
  Take a look, kay?
  Mhm.
  And show it. I dont wanna look at it, I dont wanna show anyone. Actually, to make it even more fair, would you actually mind shuffling these up?
  Yes sir.
  Here, can I see?
  Its about to go down.
  What was the card that you picked?
  I believe it was a- a six of... it was a bl-a- a black six in a-
  Was it this six by any chance?
  Yeah, that- yeah, that was-
  It was it, yes?
  Yeah, wow. There we go. Thats amazing.
  Um...
  When its lovely
  I believe in anything
  What does love mean
  When the end is rolling in? Ooh
  Let it go, let it stay, can we love one another?
  Cold, is it safe to be warm in the summer?
  Who knows?
  I said who knows?
  Ooh-ooh-ooh, teach me to love just to let me go
  I cant believe that Im not enough
  Not enough
  And so long, no one will be here to save you
  And no one will be here to let you know
  Let you know
  This is your world, this is your world
  This is your world, this is your world
  This is your world
  Quietly still
  In a lie
  Oh, goodnight
  I dont mind
  Ooh-ooh-ooh, teach me to love just to let me go
  I cant believe that Im not enough
  Not enough
  And so long, no one will be here to save you
  And no one will be here to let you know
  Let you know
  Youre taking my heart, now
  Theyre taking my heart, now
  And I dont know why
  And I dont know why
  Alright, alright, alright, alright
  Alright, alright, alright, alright, uh, uh, uh
  The demons told me everything
  They whisper in the night, hey
  This is not a threat, I promise, nope
  I promise
  This is not a threat, I promise
  Its a warning, baby, I just want you to-
  That was when the ceiling caved in
  When Im falling in a trench, Im behaving
  Im behaving myself, hey
  Im behaving myself
  We dont gotta die so soon
  So I just behave for you, for you, for you
  We dont gotta die so soon
  So I just behave for– Shh
  This is not a threat, I promise, nope
  I promise
  This is not a threat, I promise
  Its a warning, baby, I just want you to know
  Woo-ooh, woo, woo, woo, woo-ooh
  Oh, this guys going nuts
  Okay
  Im digging those keys, man
  Guess Im flyin international
  We can meet, but no more lies at the Oriental, hey
  Now Im so professional
  I just need you one more time to get it right, you know?
  Wont you upgrade? I know it hurts
  You deserve it, I know your worth
  If you think you cant make it happen
  Well keep it optional
  We dont make sense, we dont make sense
  We dont make sense enough to give this time
  But if youll be mine
  Well keep it optional
   Yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
   Yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
   Yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah
   Ooh
   Yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
   Yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
   Yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
  Yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
  Ima fuck up my life
  Ima fuck up my life
  Ima fuck up my life
  We gon party all night
  She dont care if I die
  Yeah, right, yeah, right
  Yeah, I bet you wont cry
  Yeah, I bet you wont try
  But you know I dont mind
  But you know I dont mind
  Yeah right, yeah right
  Yeah right, yeah right
  Yeah right, yeah right
  And you bet I know that she aint
  Never give a single fuck about me
  Yeah, you bet she know that we aint
  Never gonna be together, I see
  Yeah, you bet I go to see you when
  Im feeling like a drum without a beat
  Yeah, you dance so good
  And I think thats kinda neat
  What you know about love?
  What you know about life?
  What you know about blood?
  Bitch, you aint even my type
  Yeah right, yeah right
  Yeah, you know I feel right
  Yeah, you livin right now
  You dont ever pick sides
  Yeah right, yeah right
  Im overthinking my pride
  But I dont gotta look nice
  She just diggin my ice
  She just digging my-
  Yeah, you bet I know that she aint
  Never give a single fuck about me
  Yeah, you bet she know that we aint
  Never gonna be together, I see
  Yeah, you bet I go to see you when
  Im feeling like a drum without a beat
  Yeah, you dance so good
  And I think thats kinda neat
  Ayy, my man Gator, on the fucking keys
  Look at this guy, look at this guy go
  Look at this guy go, holy shit
  Look at this guy go, hes fucking mad
  Holy shit
  Yo, this guy is going nuts
  Woo, wow
  Went crazy
  Ladies and... Yo, Randy, Randy. Dude, we cant- we cant afford this. So, you know we cant afford a lot of it. Why would we do this, ya know? Its not even close to whats in the budget. Cause I dont why they keep doing this to me. Why do they keep do- Now I have to- I have to? Um, we cant- we cant afford you. Youre gonna have to- youre gonna have to go. I didnt- I didnt anticipate. You gotta go, you gotta go. Damn it.
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
  Oh, oh, oh
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
  Have you ever loved? Would you go again?
  Dont be down when its over, baby, yeah
  Ill be your man, oh man
  Have you ever loved? Would you go again?
  Dont be down when its over, baby, yeah
  Ill be your man, oh man
  Ill be your man
  Wheres the salt?
  Ill be your man
  Have you ever loved? Would you go again?
  Dont be down when its over, baby, yeah
  Ill be, agh, your man
  Ill be your man
  Ill be your man, ah!
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
  Oh, oh, oh
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
  Oh, oh, oh
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
  Oh, oh, oh
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
  Have you ever loved? Would you go again?
  Dont be down when its over, baby, yeah
  Ill be your man, oh man
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 
  Oh, oh, oh 
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
  Oh, oh, oh
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 
  Oh, oh, oh 
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
  Have you ever loved? Would you go again?
  Dont be down when its over, baby, yeah
  Ill be your man
  She dont wanna tell lies
  She dont wanna tell lies
  She just wanna feel alive
  She just wanted more time
  Im looking for a long ride
  She just want a test drive
  Dying on the west side
  Ill see you in the next life
  What do you want, babe?
  I dont like when you taunt me
  Youve been calling the wrong name
  I said what do you want, babe?
  Im working on my aim
  Im hoping you do the same
  You got me afraid again
  So let me just pray again
  You gon jump through hoops
  Know how many lines youll do
  Wont matter when you lose
  Everything Ive done for you
  She dont wanna tell lies
  She dont wanna tell lies
  She just wanna feel alive
  She just wanted more time
  Im looking for a long ride
  She just want a test drive
  Dying on the west side
  Ill see you in the next life
  Oh
  Oh
  Oh
  Gimme, gimme love, gimme, gimme love
  Gimme, gimme love, gimme, gimme love
  When Im gone, when Im gone 
  Gimme, gimme love, gimme, gimme love
  Gimme, gimme love, gimme, gimme love 
  When Im gone, when Im gone
  Swing around front, let me inside
  Playin my song into my sides
  It hurts, I cant lie
  Remember those times I fought to get out?
  I want to get out
  Those pictures so clear, will fade in my mind
  Youre leavin me here with ashes and fire
  These people dont heal, these people dont feel
  These people arent real, so make me this deal
  Wont you?
  Gimme, gimme love, gimme, gimme love
  Gimme, gimme love, gimme, gimme love
  When Im gone , when Im gone 
  Gimme, gimme love, gimme, gimme love 
  Gimme, gimme love, gimme, gimme love 
  When Im gone , when Im gone 
  Ooh, oh, oh. Intense music, intense music. Someone give me their iPhone, please? Thank you. Oh. Can someone bring... someone bring me their watch, please? Someone bring their watch, please? Please, I need your watch. Thank you. Oh, this is a Rolex. We got some- we got some fancy... fancy people, man. Oh.
  Wide awake, gettin half-past zero
  Its gettin heated, so I leave the windows open
  Preoccupied with a late night B-roll
  Right now, laying here alone is heaven
   Yeah, yeah
  And Ive been a hero, helpless
  Im in hell, ay
  And Ive cried up and down in these hallways
  Blame myself
  Bad luck, I dont wanna be home at midnight
  We cant afford you
  Suns up, I dont really wanna fight the daylight
  Cant afford you!
  I dont care if you moved on
  Im not layin in bed with a fucked-up head
  Im not layin in bed with a fucked-up
  Sun-dried on the backyard patio
  Drunk eyes cause I didnt give it a home run
  Youre hiding on the FM radio
  I sing along just to sing my thoughts at someone
  Yeah, yeah
  And Ive been a hero, helpless
  Im in hell 
  And Ive cried up and down in these hallways
  Blame myself
  Bad luck, I dont wanna be home at midnight
  Suns up, I dont really wanna fight the daylight
  I dont care if you moved on
  Im not layin in bed with a fucked-up head
  Im not layin in bed with a fucked-up
  Ah! That was scary.
  Im a, Im a, Im a, Im a, Im a, Im a 
  Im a pretty boy livin on the West side
  Livin so loud, you could never hear me cry-y, nay-Oh shit-ay
  No more fears and no more lies
  I tell myself to sleep at night
  Amongst these hills, baby
  Amongst these hills, Oh god
  Im a pretty boy livin on the West side
  Poppin blue pills and sippin on finest, nay-ay
  No more fears and no more lies
  I tell myself to sleep at night
  Amongst these hills, baby
  Amongst these hills, baby
  Alright, Ill declare the winner.
  So, uh uh, I heard you like spoons.
  I love spoons, yeah.
  You love spoons? Would you mind testing this out for me, please? Just make sure its a regular spoon.
  Yes sir. Its a spoon,
  It is,
  Its a- its a spoon, yeah.
  Or is it? Have you ever seen someone-
  Thats fucked up. Thats super fucked up. Does it bend more?
  It can bend more. Here we go.
  Ah, hell no. Oh no. I will remember this moment,
  Good.
  For the rest of my life.
  Me too.
  Thank you.
  Yeah.
  Yeah. I guess were all just a couple of bent spoons.
  At the end of the day.
  I dont wanna waste my time if I cant be by your side
  You really shouldnt think about God if she cant see where you hide
  We dont gotta talk about nothing nice if you wanna come down
  But she dont gotta know about nothing
  But she dont gotta know
  And if the stars collide, will she relieve my soul?
  And when we feel alive I know shell let me go
  When you read my lips, I know you feel all cold
  But I promise, you my heart is made of gold
  I dont wanna waste my time if I cant make you decide
  Youre only on my mind when I need you
  I dont need to know about what you do when the sun goes down
  Cause I dont gotta know about nothin
  Cause I dont gotta know
  Cause I dont gotta know
  Cause I dont gotta know
  Cause I dont gotta know
  Cause I dont gotta know
  And if the stars collide, will she relieve my soul?
  And when we feel alive I know shell let me go
  When you read my lips, I know you feel all cold
  But I promise, you my heart is made of gold
  I see nothing out the window, window
  Nothing out the window
  Watching all the leaves grow, leaves grow
  Feels better in my dreams though, dreams though
  And the sun will shine, no more
  The sun will shine , no more
  Ive been holding on, too long
  Holding on too
  I know when the wind blows, wind blows
  Feels better in my dreams though, dreams though
  I just wanna sleep forever
  Please just let me leave, forever
  Like this?
  Yeah, yeah
  Morning. Cmon in.
  Yeah
  Tick-tock
  Heavy like a Brinks truck
  Looking like Im tip-top
  Shining like a wristwatch
  Time will grab your wrist
  Lock it down til the thing pop
  Can you stick around for a minute til the ring stop?
  Please, God
  Tick-tock
  Heavy like a Brinks truck
  Looking like Im tip-top
  Shining like a wristwatch
  Time will grab your wrist
  Lock it down til the thing pop
  Can you stick around for a minute til the ring stop?
  Please, God
  As time keeps slipping away
  Girl, dont start feeling a way
  You and I, we are one and the same
  Loving in pain, loving in
  As time keeps slipping away
  Girl, dont start feeling a way
  You and I, we are one and the same
  Loving in pain, loving in
  Tick-tock
  Gimme, gimme big bucks
  That is all I do, girl
  I just hit the jackpot
  I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some
  I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one
  Live long
  Ima be a big shot
  Shouldve stayed away
  But always had a weak spot
  Ive been on the road and Im sorry for the mix-up
  If you still love me, can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?
  As time keeps slipping away
  Girl, dont start feeling a way
  You and I, we are one and the same
  Loving in pain, loving in
  As time keeps slipping away
  Girl, dont start feeling a way
  You and I, we are one and the same
  Loving in pain, loving in
  With my hands in the ocean
  With my hands in the ocean, I pray
  I pray, ooh, I pray
  Get it?
  I cant get over you
  Cant get over you
  And before I die I pray that
  I could be the one
  That I could be the one
  But I wont be no fun
  If I cant have you, no one can
  Highlights, in the limelight
  Can you show me, to the nightlife
  Baby I like, all colors like
  But I want you, and I dont know right, dont know right
  Tell me more, I got a box cutter with your name on it
  Tell me more, I cant stay this long on the same topic
  I dont know you, but would I fall in love with you?
  I dont have no social cues
  Im all for you, ay
  I cant get over you
  Cant get over you
  And before I die I pray that
  I could be the one
  That I could be the one
  But I wont be no fun
  If I cant have you, no one can
  Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for our piano player
  Hes goin nuts
  Hes goin nuts!
  Here, let me help you out, bro
  Here, let me help you out
  Alright, let me hit- Ill hit these low notes, bro
  Mhm, yeah dude, yeah dude
  Oh yeah dude, ah shit, boom
  Damn
  
  Amor esperanza
  
  I fell for your magic, I tasted your skin
  And though this is tragic, at least I found the end
  Oh shit
  I witnessed your madness, you shed light on my sins
  And if we share in this sadness, then where have you been?
  I know youre not in love like you used to be
  Guess Im not the one, like you used to think
  So youll just ru-
  Oh fuck
  I know that Im stuck in this misery
  Guess Im not enough, like you used to think
  So Ill just ru-u-un
  You bathe in your victory
  You blew out on my fuse
  And if I took on the planet
  Will I pay my dues?
  Your love was a mystery
  Is someone speeding this up, now?
  ...ve is a fool
  Whos speeding up the treadmill?
  Traveled the country just to get to you
  I know youre not in love like you used to be
  Guess Im not the one, Yo, someone stop like you used to think
  So youll just run
  Dude, how- when does this song end?
  I know that Im stuck in this misery
  Guess Im not enough, like you used to think
  So Ill just ru-u-un
  I had no part in this guitar solo, they just sent it over to some guitarist
  This song is so fucking long.
  God
  Its still going? Come on
  I know youre not in love
  Oh, hell no, fuck that
  Here. Were jus- were just gonna try something, okay? On the count of three, I want you to say the first color that comes into your mind, alright. Here we go. One, two, three, orange! What do you-
  Wait, wait, sorry. Explain the question again?
  So, on the count of three, I want you to say the first color that comes into your head.
  Yeah.
  Obviously not orange since I just said orange.
  Gotchu.
  Alright, here we go. One, two, three, yellow!
  Purple.
  Purple? Alright, want- you delay it a little bit. Lets do it one more time,
  Okay, gotchu, gotchu.
  One more time. Okay? Here we go. One, two, three.
  Orange.
  Lately, I cant help but think
  That our roads might take us down different phases
  Dont wanna complicate the rhythm that weve got
  But Im speechless
  When everythings so pure, can it be aimless?
  Painless?
  If you ever go, all the songs that we like
  Will sound like bittersweet lullabies
  Lost in the blue
  They dont love me like you do
  Those chills that I knew
  They were nothing without you
  And everyone else
  They dont matter now
  Youre the one I cant lose
  No one loves me like you do
  Since I met you
  All the gloomy days just seem to shine a little more brightly
   Consider what weve got
  Cause I can never take you for granted
  Is there another us on this whole planet?
  Planet?
  If you ever go, all the songs that we like
  Will sound like bittersweet lullabies
  Lost in the blue
  They dont love me like you do
  Those chills that I knew
  They were nothing without you
  And everyone else
  They dont matter now
  Youre the one I cant lose
  No one loves me like you do
  No one loves me like you do
  I dont wanna seem foolish
  When Im jumping into this
  Youre all that I see, see
  Lost in the blue
  They dont love me like you do
  Those chills that I knew
  They were nothing without you
  And everyone else
  They dont matter now
  Youre the one I cant lose
  No one loves me like you do
  No one loves me like you do
  I dont want a friend
  I want my life in two
  Waiting to get there
  Waiting for you
  Waiting for you
  When Im around slow dancing in the dark
  Dont follow me, youll end up in my arms
  You done made up your mind
  You done made up your mind
  Cant you see?
  I dont wanna slow dance
  In the dark
  Dark
  When you wanna run
  Just hear my voice in you
  Shutting me out, you
  Doing so great, yeah
  When Im around slow dancing in the dark
  Dont follow me, youll end up in my arms
  You done made up your mind
  You done made up your mind
  Cant you see?
  I dont wanna slow dance
  In the dark
  Dark
  In the dark
  Dark
  Dark
  In the dark
  Well, I guess thats the end of the show. Here are the rest of the- the people who- who havent left yet. Um, give a big round of applause to everybody. Oh, is this from Betty? Nice, nice. Ah...