text: Quiz night at Looky Lous
  Quiz night at Looky Lous
  Quiz night at Looky Lous
  I trust you will know what to do
  I cant recall what we were waiting in line for
  When the first plane fell a block away
  And the next even closer
  Massive thumps and flames
  And then I woke up with a calico cat on my chest
  In the basement of a bar in Sudbury
  I sang to it calmly with my mind and it obeyed my commands
  Slunk off to rub itself against the leg of a broken Terminator 2 pinball machine
  I dream of the line and the falling planes
  Once or twice a week these days
  Usually after a particularly challenging quiz night
  Which, for a reasonable fee and a place to sleep
  I administer in bars and lounges across the land
  Quiz night at Looky Lous
  Quiz night at Looky Lous
  When we meet and I sing you this song with my mind
  You will know what you need to do
  The quiz I have developed is an elaborately coded message
  A quiz within a quiz
  Answerable only by Alpha Adepts and mind singers
  Each night I am certain they will reveal themselves to me
  Each night I am disappointed
  I must admit I am getting older
  And years of folding my legs into a Greyhound seat every day
  Is beginning to dull my powers
  Which were once considerable
  And are now wasted instructing cats
  Or warding off the body odor of my fellow passengers
  So when I saw you standing in line in the dream
  I felt joyful and certain
  When we finally meet tonight at Looky Lous Sports Tavern in Sioux Lookout
  I will sing you the following song with my mind
  And hand you all my quiz materials
  I trust you will know what to do
  Quiz night at Looky Lous
  Quiz night at Looky Lous
  When we meet and I sing you this song with my mind
  You will know what you need to do
  Quiz night at Looky Lous
  Quiz night at Looky Lous
  Quiz night at Looky Lous
  I trust you will know what to do