text: My best friend, her name is Carmen
  She likes me more than all those
  Dirty rotten bastard kids
  Ever did
  Me and Carmen, we don’t need ‘em
  Together we go arm in arm
  Wherever we go
  Me and Carmen
  Every morning on the way to school
  They torment us and call us names (they’re mean
  And rude), but me and Carmen
  We will show them
  All night we are as free as owls
  Flying high above the trees and houses
  Hunting mice and squirrels
  Together
  When we’re twenty-three, me and Carmen
  We’ll live in houses side by each with one big garden
  And no one else
  Just me and Carmen
  There’ll be no one else, just me and Carmen
  And the squirrels and the mice
  And the houses and the garden
  The trees and the other owls
  But no one else
  Just me and Carmen