text: Oh, come and see the opening band
  Now that youve got your tickets and beverages in hand
  They look so tired, sound uninspired, guitars are secondhand
  Cause no one likes an opening band
  Nobody likes the opening band
  Their set times far too early and Ive never heard of them
  And chances are they wont go far, career is sure to end
  Cause no one likes an opening band
  Oh, unfamiliar things will make us nervous
  But singing here for you gives me a purpose, so
  Take pity on the opening bands
  Cause no one came to see them except their mom and dad
  But if you lend an ear and give them just one little chance
  You may just like the–
  You may just like the–
  You may just like the opening band