text: Indoctrinational program, designation CVM51-D
  Congratulations, you have been selected
  You are special
  Only the very best and brightest are considered for placement in our patented Temporal Arts program
  We invite you to follow along, as we work together to decode and exploit the secrets of time and space for our benefit
  Each volunteer pairing will be assigned a chaperone
  Our white shadows will oversee your progress
  Be sure that our companys interests maintain the highest priority throughout your journey
  Please enjoy your experience, and remember:
  Time is on our side