text: He hit the ground running at the speed of light
  The star was brightly shining like a neon light
  Its your favorite son
  Its your favorite son
  A fixture on the talkshows to the silver-screen
  From here to Colorado, hes a sex machine!
  Its your favorite son
  Its your favorite son
  But isnt it a drag? But isnt it a drag?
  But isnt it a drag? Its pretty, but its sad, but isnt it a drag?
  A clean-cut all-American really aint so clean
  His royal auditorium, its a murder scene!
  Its your favorite son
  Its your favorite son
  But isnt it a drag? But isnt it a drag?
  But isnt it a drag? Its pretty, but its sad, but isnt it a drag?
  Well no one says its fair
  To turn a teenage lush to a millionaire
  Now wheres your fucking champion on a bed you made?
  Hes not the all-American that you thought you paid!
  Its your favorite son
  Its your favorite son
  But isnt it a drag?