text: Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
  About nothing and everything all at once
  I am one of those
  Melodramatic fools
  Neurotic to the bone
  No doubt about it
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
  It all keeps adding up
  I think Im cracking up
  Am I just paranoid?
  Or am I just stoned?
  I went to a shrink
  To analyze my dreams
  She says its lack of sex thats bringing me down
  I went to a whore
  He said my lifes a bore
  So quit my whining cause its bringing her down
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
  It all keeps adding up
  I think Im cracking up
  Am I just paranoid?
  Or am I just stoned?
  Grasping to control
  So I better hold on
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
  It all keeps adding up
  I think Im cracking up
  Am I just paranoid?
  Im just stoned