text: Pissed Lyrics
  I wanna be drunk when I wake up
  I wanna be drunk by 7 oclock
  I wanna be smashed before the world wakes
  Pouring vodka not milk on my Corn Flakes
  No coffee cause I would not be drunk at all
  I wanna be drunk by This Morning
  cause a bit of booze makes it less boring
  Schoefield, windshield Im not very sober
  I think Ill struggle to get through this song
  cause I need some booze every once in a while
  Helps me get through Jeremy Kyle
  All dramas through lie detection
  Mum fucked a member of One Direction
  Pass the lager lets stop the thinking and
  Carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie
  Maybe Ill stop drinking now
  Stop my drinking now
  Stop my drinking now
  Or maybe just one more
  Walking into work, I am winning
  I wish this room would stop its bloody spinning
  Another meeting, theyre all repeating and my attention is now depleting
  I need to get to lunchtime so I can drink again
  And maybe other people like me
  You see the little stain below, it really is pee
  Pants are damper, should be wearing Pampers
  cause I just think I wet myself
  cause when it comes to the evening time
  I spill words when Im downing the red wine
  I strike a cool pose, in Waitrose
  Chucked out by a guard with a large nose
  Try to hide it
  Try to fight it
  Its too late cause I think I shit myself, with pie, with pie
  Maybe Ill stop drinking now
  Stop my drinking now
  Stop my drinking now
  Or maybe just one more
  All by myself
  In a Mexican bar
  All by myself
  In casualty
  All by myself
  Outside of casualty
  All by myself
  Just drunk again
  Yes Im drunk again
  Completely drunk again
  I think I need some sleepEmbed