text: Love Songs Gone TERRIBLY Wrong! Lyrics
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  Shut up!
  Smiles and Nods
  Serenade me!
  [Steve}
  Yeah...Haha, yeah!
  Clapping
  CUT MY WIFE INTO PIECES
  WITH A SERRATED SWORD!
  CUT AND SLICING, AND DICE HER
  OH, BUT FIRST, CAN YOU MAKE ME SOME SUPPER?
  Ner-ner-ner-ner-nernеrnernerner-
  NO! Thats not a lovе song!
  Play me a love song with your acoustic!
  O-oh, yeah.. Sorry about that babe!
  And you craps self
  Are.. The only exception and you diarrheas self
  Dont give me erections
  Thats freaking discussing!
  Well, I thought you liked love songs!
  I wanted songs from the heart, not songs from the shart!
  And I swear~..
  That the moon is as big as your thighs
  And I swear~..
  That my girlfriend is really a guy, with fake hair
  DONT TOUCH ME!
  I should have swiped left
  Your face looks like your butt..
  Im sorry but you will never make me 
  And I swear~...
  Skip!
  Cause all of me is like half of you
  I caught most of your infections..
  Just wish you would trim your downstairs hedges
  Gasp
  Lady in blue, she stands when she pees..
  I saw her last night, shes more well-hung than me!
  Oh, what a sight to see!
  Ill never forget, her ass is hairier than mine!
  Can you play photograph?
  Oh yeah, sure babe!
  Look at this photograph
  Every time I do it makes me laugh
  When did your eyes get so big?
  Two years ago, we should have burned that wig!
  No! I meant Photograph by Ed Sheeran!
  Oh, haha, right, sorry babe!
  Dont go changing the radio station, when were driving in the car. Mhmhmh~
  Its my medal playlist..
  And if you dont like it?
  You can buy your own damn car!
  Yeah, yeah, sorry I dont like your Dr-DreamTheatre!
  That stupid DreamTheatre song lasted the entire seven minutes to the gas station!
  Th-yeah, and we almost made it through the intro!
  Passin shart
  Thats your only skill
  Stop before
  You make me feel sickly ill!
  Thats some shart!
  Im too young to know that song, skiiiip!
  Because my fist, my fist, is all you kiss
  Because my fist, my fist, is on my wrist
  Because my fist is all you kiss when I turn off the lights!
  So thats why your lips taste like knuckle!
  Maybe I didnt punch you quite as hard as I should!
  And baby I wasnt honest, you never gave me 
  Your eyes are like the nipples on your breasts
  The right one always looks inside!
  Your eyes and nipples arent aligned
  And that is all thats on my mind
  Oh yeah, because your eyes are so perfectly aligned!
  And I would do anything for love
  I just wish you would shave your back
  And I would do anything for love..
  But I wont do that
  Wont do that? Right, right
  Well if you dont need me anymore, I guess Ill be on my way, bye!
  Well, babe, I wasnt done!
  Bye, bye forever
  Thanks for the memories!
  Oh, you want me to sing you a country song!
  Come on, come on, come on, come on!
  I- hahah..
  Yeah, I f-, I forgot the lyrics, babe..
  Do that again and I WILL threaten you
  I dont know why you do what you do
  Out of ten you are a two if youre wearing a paper bag
  I dont know what to do with my life
  You havent changed your shirt since two-thousand-and-five!
  And youre a bed wetter!
  Skip!
  I think that if we had a baby
  Id probably drown it in the sink oh yeah-yeah!
  Id have to stay with you forever!
  You would take my car and house
  >:(
  S k i p!
  I said maybe
  Your skin is dry, and blemishy, and pasty!
  Skip!
  Baby!
  I could Taylor Swift with a beard
  Oh~ the more I look at you the sicker I get!
  Bye! Im leaving, goodbye. drops something
  And now that your ass is in view
  I might leave the room and throw up.. gags
  Wait, no-no-no-no, babe!
  No, Im leaving for good this time!
  Baabe!
  Have fun being alone by the way, youll never get a girlfriend!
  Babe.. I love you
  I dont care!
  I havent played you your favorite song yet, you cant just-
  Give me one more chance, oh, come-, mwah, mwah, mwah, come on, one more chance!
  This is your LAST chance!
  One more chance, I promise this time, Ill sing- Ill sing good this time. I promise
  Well then, favorite song, please!
  Have I told you lately?
   You!
  Yup, yup, YUP!
  Have I told you, theres a few people above you?
  😬
  You broke my bathroom scale
  Youre like a nerdy whale!
  Now my scales stuck at two-forty-two..
  gasps you TRICK!
  Give me- give me that!
  Babe!
  Babe, what the heck are you doing? This is not sanctimonious!
  I love it when you call me Señorita
  I know youd rather be with Camila Cabello
  But all you do is cala-la-la-la, cala-la-la-la-la
  Youre such a nerd geezer
  Who looks like he is in Weezer
  Now Im leaving you forever cause youre being such a TRICK!
  Oh, baby girl!
  Youre the worst boyfriend I have ever had this week!
  Oh no, come on! Oh, Ill seduce you, babe! I will seduce ya-
  Isnt she fugly?
  MMMMMM!
  Im not fond of the shape of you
  Three-hundred founds and four-foot-two
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