text: Strange ways
  Strange
  I was born into confusion
  My mother said to me
  When you become a man youll understand
  But its still a mystery
  And if you want to get ahead
  Get some decent clothes
  The only way to make it
  Dress the part that gets right up my nose
  And I think to myself in this river of doubt
  This is something I can do without
  But, strange ways is what I got
  Strange ways
  The Indians are coming
  I saw it on TV
  Theyre twenty thousand strong
  But they always get depleted by the cavalry
  Salvation is at hand
  Its guaranteed
  Just send a donation straight to God
  One eight hundred, toll free
  And I think to myself in this academy of fear
  Where am I going, what am I doing here?
  But strange ways is all I got
  Strange ways
  Aaa, aaa
  Have you seen the headlines?
  Princess engaged
  Three million out of work
  But thats on the second page
  The alien has landed
  Finger in his ear
  Cant hear a word I am saying
  But that isnt such a bad idea
  And I think to myself in this cradle of lust
  Ashes to ashes and dust to dust
  But strange ways is all you get
  Strange ways