text: Yea, read all about it tell me
  Have you heard the news
  Captain Bob, he dont pay no dues, ah
  You know hes looking in my window
  Hes stepping on my toes
  Dont want the truth and it goes to show
  I got a joker up my sleeve
  I know what to believe
  It isnt right just because
  Its in black and white
  Find yourself a hero
  Treat him like a friend
  You build him up and tear him down again
  Tear him down again
  It dont hold a candle, hold it to the light
  Check it out, is it wrong or right
  Well, is this the news of the world
  Its just a pretty girl
  Shes all the news thats fit to print
  In black and white
  Inside information, taken down note by note
  A silent footstep, thats all she wrote
  Shit, thats all she wrote
  You got no need to worry
  The babys gone to bed
  Dreaming dirty dreams in black and white and red
  Aah aah
  Well, now I got nothing to fear
  Is this the scoop of the year
  Headlines on my bathroom wall
  In black and white, hey
  I got a joker up my sleeve
  Its so hard to believe
  It isnt right just because
  Its in black and white
  Black and white