text: I stood under your bedroom window
  Throwing up a brick
  No one came I threw one more
  That really did the trick
  Your daddy came and banged my head
  He said what kind of man
  Is this thats hanging round my girl
  And threw me in the cab
  Youre a farmers daughter
  Youre a farmers daughter
  Why do I always get
  The kinda girl I didnt oughta get
  I wont get no more eggs and water
  Now Ive laid the farmers daughter
  Imagine I was a full-grown man
  And I could talk just right
  Could I came and see you here
  And do this every night
  Wham! The door comes crashing down
  Your daddys face all pale
  Says come with me you hairy bum
  Ill put you in my jail
  Youre a judges daughter
  Youre a judges daughter
  Why do I always get
  The kinda girl I didnt oughta get
  Now Im getting jail and torture
  Cos I made the judges daughter
  Yes, I did
  It was nice
  It seems theyre screaming law and order
  When I go with anyones daughter
  Woman I should like some peace
  And daddy hold your tongue
  I think youre gonna die of fright
  When I tell you what Ive done
  I can hear your tales and lies
  You say Im dumb and scraggy
  But man this dumb and scraggy is
  Your daughters babys daddy
  Shes a lucky daughter
  Such a lucky daughter
  Why did I always get
  The kinda girl I didnt wanna get
  Now Ive got what I always fought for
  Cos Ive married a rich mans daughter
  Ha
  What do you think of that