text: You came along for a weekend
  But you only stayed for one night
  You took off your hair
  You pulled out your teeth
  Oh I almost died of fright
  Youd better do something for your own sake
  Yes its a shame
  Ah you know youre a living wreck
  You said you were a virgin
  Full of promise and mystery
  But I knew that you
  Would bring me down
  Because everyone calls you big G