text: There once was a woman
  A strange kind of woman
  The kind that gets written down in history
  Her name was Nancy
  Her face was nothing fancy
  She left a trail of happiness and misery
  I loved her
  Everybody loved her
  She loved everyone and gave them good return
  I tried to take her
  I even tried to break her
  She said, I aint for takin wont you ever learn
  I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you
  I spent my money as I took my turn
  I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you
  Ooh, I got a strange kind of woman
  She looked like a raver
  But I could never please her
  On Wednesday mornings boy you cant go far
  I couldnt get her
  But things got better, she said
  Saturday nights from now on, baby, youre my star
  I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you
  I spent my money as I took my turn
  I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you
  Ooh, I got a strange kind of woman
  Ooh, my soul, I love you
  I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you
  I spent my money as I took my turn
  I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you
  Ooh, I got a strange kind of woman
  She finally said she loved me
  I wed her in a hurry
  No more callers and I glow with pride
  Im dreaming
  I feel like screaming
  I won my woman just before she died
  I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you
  I spent my money as I took my turn
  I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you
  Ooh, I had a strange kind of woman