text: I was driving through the night
  Into an endless tunnel of fog
  When it dawned on me something was wrong
  I was in a trance, hypnotized
  Bored beyond belief, I was listening to the same old song
  I know every lick, every word every nuance
  Im on first name terms with the crew
  But Id better get used to this poop du jour
  Sure as hell they wont play anything new
  Oh yes, I love you really
  Classic Rock Radio
  Oh, my dear its time for bed
  Time for you to go
  Everyone is asleep
  The pirates took to the water stole the charts
  But sadly that didnt go down well with those upstairs
  Who require loyalty, the establishment considered
  That the uncontrolled appreciation of music
  Was a danger to royalty, the mighty empire roared
  As Cash n Everitt on the high seas
  Looked like theyd get blown out of the water
  They did of course eventually come ashore
  As meek as mice or to be more accurate as lambs to the slaughter
  Oh yes, I love you really
  I stand to attention
  Oh, Fanny, I love you dearly
  Something else I should mention?
  You sweet thing
  Lets not talk about MTV
  I dont even want to start
  I want to take a look at Classic Rock Radio
  Were talking about the state of the art
  Mr Grover n Mr Gillian
  You must have made a million
  The night that Frank Zappa caught on fire
  Could you tell us all about it
  Keep it short and use my version
  Or everyone out therell think Im a liar
  We can speak about bananas for one second
  Just because I understand
  You have to get them off your chest
  But in the meantime while youre talking
  Could you do some more of these here IDs
  And then this station might maintain some interest
  Oh yes, I love you dearly
  But why do you exist?
  Oh yes, I love you really
  Is there something that I missed?