text: There once was a woman
  A strange kind of woman
  The kind that gets written down in history
  Her name was Nancy
  Her face was nothing fancy
  She left a trail of happiness and misery
  I loved her
  Everybody loved her
  She loved everyone and gave them good return
  I tried to take her
  I even tried to break her
  She said, I aint for taking, wont you ever learn?
  I want you, I need you, I got to be near you
  I spent my money as I took my turn
  I want you, I need you, I got to be near you
  Ooh, I got a strange kind of woman
  She looked like a raver
  But I could never please her
  On Wednesday mornings boy, you cant go far
  I couldnt get her
  But things got better, she said
  Saturday nights from now on baby, youre my star
  I want you, I need you, I got to be near you
  I spent my money as I took my turn
  I want you, I need you, I got to be near you
  Ooh, I got a strange kind of woman
  Ooh my soul, I love you
  She finally said she loved me
  I wed her in a hurry
  No more callers and I glowed with pride
  Im dreaming
  I feel like screaming
  I won my woman just before she died
  Who do you think you are?
  Superstar
  Who do you think you are?
  Superstar
  Superstar
  Who do we think we are?
  Oh my soul, I love you baby