Pick it up
Wanted some speakers, Xbox, and t-shirts
Ive been good like every single day
Looked under my tree, my box was empty
Santa made an enemy that day 
Done being jolly, time to be naughty
Think its time we settle up the score
Fill up the wishlist, lets cause some mischief
Grab my keys, Im headin out the door
Ive been good for way too long
Gonna get the shit I want 
Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want
I was good every day but he didnt give a fuck
This year, put the top on the back of the truck
Santas banging on the back of the truck
Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want
I was good every day but he didnt give a fuck
This year, put the top on the back of the truck
Santas banging on the back of the truck
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Hes watching TV, he doesnt see me
Go and get the bag out of his sleigh
Elves in the kitchen heard the ignition
Think its time we make our getaway
Chains on the tires, hes right behind us
Screaming cause we stole his magic bag 
Boots full of lead feet, gas in the Chevy
Hundred-fifty miles on the dash
Ive been good for way too long
Gonna get the shit I want 
Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want
I was good every day but he didnt give a fuck
This year, put the top on the back of the truck
Santas banging on the back of the truck
Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want
I was good every day but he didnt give a fuck
This year, put the top on the back of the truck
Santas banging on the back of the truck
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la