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I need this Dutch sentence translated to English, please: Veel te lawaaierig, veel te lang, verre van subtiel. En Lance Percival speelde erin. Ik hoef er eigenlijk niet verder op in te gaan, maar ik zal het toch doen, want "Too late the hero" of 'ero' zoals onze beroepscockney het zou noemen, is een van de ergste films die er bestaan.
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Far too noisy,far too long,far from subtle.And it had Lance Percival in it.I don't really need to go on but I shall because "Too late the hero" or 'ero as our professional cockney might have it, is one of the worst kind of movies.The kind that pretend to be one thing but turn out to be quite another.Here we have a bash - crash no prisoners war movie full of squaddies with gritted teeth firing machine guns at other squaddies with gritted teeth accompanied by belicose music ,dramatic sunlight through the trees and much crunching of the undergrowth.One by one the good guys are killed off until only the professional cockney and the smug yank are left and then there's a rousing climax as they race across a huge expanse of open ground the Brits have inexplicably left unmined outside their camp until one of them gets his and the other collapses at the feet of his lantern - jawed C.O. who clenches his teeth manfully.OK.It's a Robert Aldrich war movie,a sort of "Dirty Half Dozen",but hey,now it's 1968 man,it's not cool any more to make war movies,let's pretend we've made an anti - war movie and really clean up. And so they did.Don't be fooled,this is not an anti - war movie any more than it's big brother "The Dirty Dozen" was.A handful of misfits and psychos take on an impossible mission led by a misfit and a psycho.