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Please help me translate this Dutch text into English: Bedankt voor het vermoorden van de franchise met die klojo, John Carpenter en Tommy Lee Wallace. Deze film is op zo veel niveaus waardeloos dat het zielig is. De eerste VAMPIRES was leuk, maar deze lowbudget heropvoering doet me gapen.Jon Bon Jovi (de Kevin Bacon van de arme man) rijdt door Mexico met een surfplank in een verborgen compartiment met daarin zijn vampierdodende uitrusting, Antonio Banderas' gitaarkoffer in DESPERADO. Hij pikt een paar lamlendige 'jagers' op.
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Thanks for killing the franchise with this turkey, John Carpenter and Tommy Lee Wallace. This movie sucks on so many levels it's pathetic. The first VAMPIRES was fun, but this low budget retread makes me yawn.Jon Bon Jovi (the poor man's Kevin Bacon) drives around Mexico with a surfboard housing a hidden compartment holding his vampire killing gear ala Antonio Banderas's guitar case in DESPERADO. He picks up some lame "hunters" along the way (including an annoyingly feminist infected girl who takes pills to keep from turning into a vampire), and they set out to stop some female master vampire who is given no backstory and so we could care less about her or her quest (to walk in the sunlight by stealing the Black Cross and performing a ritual to allow her to do so).