human
Please help me translate this English text into Dutch: My guess is ALL the great reviews this turkey gets are from lily white, upscale adults who REALLY buy into the awful phoniness of this silly pseudo-romance. There's Ms. Puke-face who dates Mr. Lays-all-the-chicks who falls for Ms. Post-Meno-Mom, but wait Ms. Puke-face bows out so that the two STARS can romance each other and then along comes Dr. Do-right who ALSO bows out (talk about a non-Alpha-male type) in Paris (no less) so the Geritol-set couple can finally after two tedious hours ... who cares? This film represents ALL that is wrong w/ H'wood studio pics and the ego-driven dribble audiences just eat up.I'd rather be made sit through one Mad Mel's recent films then ever watch this bloated, rotting corpse of a film ever again!
gpt
Ik vermoed dat al de grote recensies die deze kalkoen krijgt afkomstig zijn van lelieblanke, gegoede volwassenen die RECHT OP de afschuwelijke huichelachtigheid van deze malle pseudo-romance. Je hebt bijvoorbeeld Ms. Kwijlsmoel die valt voor Ms.