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Can you translate this from Dutch to English: Als je dacht dat films niet erger konden worden dan Solar Crisis of een andere film die de naam Alan Smithee had gekregen, dan zal dit je hoop geven in het F-filmgenre, hier geen Ed O'Ross of Wings House.De montage is er niet, er zijn geen overgangen tussen de scènes, de muziek verandert voortdurend van fusion-jazz, klassiek country, pretechno/industrial en weer terug. De acteurs lijken verdwaald, Jack Elam had een van de lelijkste koppen in de filmgeschiedenis, Joe 'Wooly' Namath is hopelijk dit monster van een spaghettiwestern vergeten.
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If you thought movies could not get worse than Solar Crisis or any other film abandoned to the name of Alan Smithee, this will give you hope in the F movie genre, no Ed O'Ross or Wings House here.The editing is non-existent, there are no transitions between scenes, the music is constantly morphing from fusion jazz, classic country, pre-techno/industrial and back again. The actors seem lost, Jack Elam had one of the ugliest mugs in cinematic history, Joe 'Wooly' Namath hopefully has forgotten this monstrosity of a spaghetti western.This film is pure concentrated evil that should have been left buried in its infernal tomb, but nevertheless Encore/Starz felt it was necessary to force suffering on their ad-hoc loyal viewers.You will be in shock and awe that such a heap could ever have been made, i cant spoil the plot because there was none discernible in the mess of the Last Rebel.