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Please help me translate this English text into Dutch: This is further proof that cult Japanese director Takashi Miike is not for me: as can be deduced from the title, the film is a pseudo-homage to the Italian Spaghetti Westerns (though Django has almost nothing to do with it!). In fact, the plot is yet another rehash of Japanese master Akira Kurosawa's samurai classic YOJIMBO (1961), which had actually led to Sergio Leone kick-starting the Spaghetti Western subgenre with that film's first remake A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS (1964)! Anyway, for Miike, this is typically violent fare  even more pointless than usual and all rather amateurishly assembled; besides, having the actors speak English results in unintentional laughter more than anything else (though Quentin Tarantino's absurd cameo is no less embarrassing: incidentally, I may well have been witness to the genesis of the picture back when these two mavericks 'butted heads' at the 2004 Venice Film Festival!).
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Dit is het zoveelste bewijs dat de Japanse cult-regisseur Takashi Miike niets voor mij is: uit de titel kan worden opgemaakt dat de film een pseudo-opvoeding is voor de Italiaanse Spaghetti Westerns (hoewel Django er bijna niets mee te maken heeft!). De plot is in feite een herhaling van de samoerai-klassieker YOJIMBO van de Japanse meester Akira Kurosawa (1961), die er in feite toe had geleid dat Sergio Leone de Spaghetti Western-subgenre kickstartde met de eerste remake van A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS (1964). Hoe dan ook, voor Miike is dit typisch gewelddadige etablissement nog zinlozer dan anders en het is allemaal nogal amateuristisch in elkaar gezet.