human
I need this English sentence translated to Dutch, please: I've got good news, & I've got bad news.The good? Michelle is very fine - convincing sad mommy, Barbie cute, emoticon deluxe.E.McG - not around enough. There must have been an editing mess with this one.
gpt
Ik heb goed nieuws & ik heb slecht nieuws.Het goede nieuws? Michelle is heel goed  overtuigende droeve mammie, Barbie schattig, emoticon deluxe.E.McG.  niet in de buurt genoeg.