human
Can you translate this from English to Dutch: Ok, this goes out to my friend Lou who said, "Hey, let's rent this and see if it's really as bad as it looks".Lou, it was worse.Good God, I've rarely seen a piece of crap this poorly written; and what was with that ending? Without saying too much, let me comment that the psychodelic tunnel ride in "2001: A Space Odyssey" made much more sense and could even be called "coherant" by comparisson.Basically, the story is about a guy who looks like "Shaggy" from Scooby Doo, his two friends "Ed Grimly" and "Whiney-Boy", and their hosts in a winter retreat in Manitoba (read someone's hick town in Wisconsin) as they happen to miss out on a smoke-bomb and red-flashlight invasion that eventually catches up with them anyway.They run around in the wintery woods, get frostbite, vanish one-by-one from a mysterious disease that disintegrates their bodies.
gpt
Oké, dit gaat naar mijn vriend Lou, die zei: 'Hé, laten we dit eens huren en kijken of het echt zo slecht is als het eruitziet. 'Lou, het was nog erger.Goeie god, ik heb zelden zo'n slecht geschreven stuk rotzooi gezien, en hoe zat dat met dat einde?