NELL. O no more of that, I beg, my dear Mr. Wriggle. I know that _Ham_ and _Sandwich_ are in the kitchen, _China_ in the cupboard, and _Madeira_ in the cellar. That is enough for me. I regard Geography simply in reference to utility. I’m quite a utilitarian by principle. You know that the greatest navigator was a _Cook_; I dare say that he discovered _Chili_, _Cayenne_, and _Curaçoa_. Now do you know, my wise old Tutor, in spite of your white hair and all your learning, I think that I could puzzle you.