"Aw, get out. I'd be glad to do it. Next time you want to try it tip me off and we'll go some place where Sam can't bother us. He's a mean chap sometimes. I don't like him, but some of the fellows think he's all there. He sure can pitch, and I guess that's why we keep him. But come on, let's go to practice. There may be a scrub game and you can get in on it."