"Somewhere Down the Crazy River" is a 1987 song by Canadian singer Robbie Robertson. It was taken from his debut studio album "Robbie Robertson". It went to number 8 in Belgium, number 12 in the Netherlands, number 15 in the United Kingdom, number 40 in New Zealand, number 91 in Canada and number 100 in Australia. It also went to number 24 on the Billboard Mainstream Rock chart. The music video was directed by Martin Scorsese.