The Bedroom Secrets of the Master Chefs has a fictional Joe Strummer being implicated in a paternity scandal .
The Bedroom Secrets of the Master Chefs are a novel by Irvine Welsh published in 2006 .
The Bedroom Secrets of the Master Chefs , a novel by Irvine Welsh published in 2006 , has a fictional Joe Strummer being implicated in a paternity scandal .