In his spare time , he is independent editor of Mary Jane Clark 's series of murder mysteries .
For the last four years , he has been the weekend assistant at St. Rose of Lima Parish in Short Hills , New Jersey .
In weekend assistant 's spare time , weekend assistant is weekend assistant editor of Mary Jane Clark 's series of murder mysteries .
For the last four years , he has been the weekend assistant at St. Rose of Lima Parish in Short Hills , New Jersey .