The Mets just traded catcall magnet Antonio Bastardo for an equally maligned Jon Niese .
Catcall magnet Antonio Bastardo certainly lived down to his last name ( which sounds awful like a certain epithet ) .
The Mets just traded catcall magnet Antonio Bastardo , who certainly lived down to his last name ( which sounds awful like a certain epithet ) , for an equally maligned Jon Niese .