Uconn could open up a satellite office in North Jersey .
Uconn still would n't be able to recruit anyone to that dump of a school with a rented crap football stadium 25 miles from campus and a football schedule that makes you want to puke .
Uconn could open up a satellite office in North Jersey and they still would n't be able to recruit anyone to that dump of a school with a rented crap football stadium 25 miles from campus and a football schedule that makes you want to puke .