I know it 's been literally months since I 've written anything even remotely serious here .
I just want to warn you up front that , unlike most of the stuff I write here , this is n't going to be funny .
I know it 's been literally months since I 've written anything even remotely serious here , but I just want to warn you up front that , unlike most of the stuff I write here , this is n't going to be funny .