Complaints to the BBC elicited nothing more than that cowardly corporation 's usual bland , patronising stonewall response -- .
Lineker did nothing other than essay his well - practised boyish grin , which apparently has middle - aged women the nation over suddenly needing a change of undies .
Complaints to the BBC elicited nothing more than that cowardly corporation 's usual bland , patronising stonewall response -- and Lineker did nothing other than essay his well - practised boyish grin , which apparently has middle - aged women the nation over suddenly needing a change of undies .