There was standing water , flowing water , sheet ice , bulletproof crust , melting snow , dirty snow , perfect midwinter corduroy , and what appeared to be midwinter corduroy .
Was in fact soft and painfully slow groomed snow .
There was standing water , flowing water , sheet ice , bulletproof crust , melting snow , dirty snow , perfect midwinter corduroy , and what appeared to be midwinter corduroy but was in fact soft and painfully slow groomed snow .