They 'd all be limp , powerless masses of human flesh .
Injured first baseman Nick Swisher , the broiest bro in Brohio , activates his secret superbro powers and drains the bro mojo of every team the Indians play .
Indians 'd all be limp , powerless masses of human flesh .
Injured first baseman Nick Swisher , the broiest bro in Brohio , activates his secret superbro powers and drains the bro mojo of every team the Indians play .