The Olympic organisers may have been able to throw the Queen out of a helicopter with James Bond .
Organisers do n't appear to have the wherewithal to provide screen captions or a clock for organisers ' bicycle - racing coverage .
The Olympic organisers may have been able to throw the Queen out of a helicopter with James Bond , but they do n't appear to have the wherewithal to provide screen captions or a clock for their bicycle - racing coverage .