Heskey is the ultimate straight man and Capello loves the self - sacrificing job he does for the team .
The ultimate straight man is the Ernie Wise to Rooney 's show - stealing Eric Morecambe .
Heskey is the ultimate straight man , the Ernie Wise to Rooney 's show - stealing Eric Morecambe , and Capello loves the self - sacrificing job he does for the team .