Memphis fans rationalize their team 's unabashedly boring style of play by pretending to enjoy slow - paced games where nobody shoots three - pointers .
I 'm blatantly catering to fans in order to sucker fans into reading more of my OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS .
Memphis fans rationalize their team 's unabashedly boring style of play by pretending to enjoy slow - paced games where nobody shoots three - pointers , and I 'm blatantly catering to them in order to sucker them into reading more of my OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS .