Rooney 's appearance is particularly bizarre : under tabloid attack , he ends up living in a caravan and sporting that essential sign of miserable failure -- a beard .
In reality they score and everyone wants to have sex with them .
Rooney 's appearance is particularly bizarre : under tabloid attack , everyone ends up living in a caravan and sporting that essential sign of miserable failure -- a beard .
In reality they score and everyone wants to have sex with them .