This is why Ed Hochuli is a lawyer in the off - season , and trots out Mike Perrieira to be the Judge Wapner of Football .
Somebody needs to untangle the convolution of what used to be pretty straight - forward shit .
This is why Ed Hochuli is a lawyer in the off - season , and trots out Mike Perrieira to be the Judge Wapner of Football because somebody needs to untangle the convolution of what used to be pretty straight - forward shit .