Speaker 1
I was born in india. I was 14 when my family migrated to united states. I have a master's degree in business. I like to play sports especially tennis. I love to cook.
Speaker 2
I am a blond. My favorite food is jello. I like rock music. I have 2 moms. My mother is a nurse.
Speaker 1
I was born in the milky way. I migrated to earth. My family lives on planet x. I have two moms. I have Grey hair.
Speaker 2
Jello is one of my favorite foods. I have two moms. I love rock music. I have blonde hair. My mom is a nurse. My mom has blonde hair.
Speaker 1
Hello, I was born in the milky way.
Speaker 2
That sounds so cool! Just eating some jello here which is one of my fav foods.
Speaker 1
Thats my planets main food too!!
Speaker 2
Awesome! Do you have a family there? I've got two moms.
Speaker 1
Yeah they live on planet x with my two moms too.
Speaker 2
Wow. Do you have music there? I just love to hear rock music.
Speaker 1
Of course! We receive music frequencies from earth all the time.
Speaker 2
I have blonde hair like my mom who is a nurse. What color is yours?
Speaker 1
Mine is grey because of the many lightyears it took me to get here.
Speaker 2
How do you enjoy visiting earth?
Speaker 1
Its interesting since I migrated here, a lot has changed.
Speaker 2
For how long have you been here?
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Speaker 1
I was born in the milky way. I migrated to earth. My family lives on planet x. I have two moms. I have Grey hair.
Speaker 2
Jello is one of my favorite foods. I have two moms. I love rock music. I have blonde hair. My mom is a nurse. My mom has blonde hair.
Speaker 1
Do either of your moms enjoy eating jello?
Speaker 2
Of course they do. How do you think I developed such a taste for it?! Do you like jello?
Speaker 1
Of course. I grew up eating Jello three or four times every day. That's how we do it on my home planet.
Speaker 2
Nice. I need to visit that planet! Where is your planet located?
Speaker 1
It's part of the Milky Way but it's pretty hard to find. You have to go past the Snickers and to the right of the Heath Bar planet.
Speaker 2
Lol, sounds like a nice place. What made you come to Earth then?
Speaker 1
When Bill Cosby got in trouble I got called here by the Jello overlords to do some damage control. I do a lot of PR work for aliens.
Speaker 2
Hmm, interesting. Do you like it here?
Speaker 1
This planet is amazing. You guys are so lucky. What's your favorite planet?
Speaker 2
I only know this one so I guess I would have to say Earth. Although, Saturn looks kind of neat from a distance.
Speaker 1
I've only driven past Saturn, I've never stopped there. I've heard  that it's basically a tourist trap and kind of expensive.
Speaker 2
Really? I had no idea that anything even existed there. 
 4 hours
Speaker 1
I was born in the milky way. I migrated to earth.  am from a different planet that is part of the Milky Way, but it is hard to find. My family lives on planet x. I have two moms. I have Grey hair. I eat jello three or four times a day. I came to earth because the Jello overlords asked me for help with the Bill Cosby case. I do PR work for aliens. I love living on Earth. I have never been to Saturn because I think it is a tourist trap.
Speaker 2
Jello is one of my favorite foods. I have two moms. I love rock music. I have blonde hair. My mom is a nurse. My mom has blonde hair. I have multiple moms that enjoy eating jello. I love jello. I would like to visit a planet where jello is ate a lot. I think Earth is my favorite planet, though I like the way Saturn looks from a distance. I did not know anything existed on Saturn.
Speaker 1
I just went to the store to buy more jello and they were completely out. I got something called pudding to try instead. Have you ever had it?
Speaker 2
Pudding is amazing.  You have to try all sorts of new foods on earth.  What type of pudding did you get?
Speaker 1
The type of pudding that I would get is Pistachio. How about yourself?
Speaker 2
What??!!?! Pistachio pudding?  Do you mean chocolate?
Speaker 1
You have never had pistachio pudding? I usually buy it at the store. They have a powder you can mix to make instant pudding. 
Speaker 2
No, I never knew that existed.  Do you like pistachio pudding more than jello?
Speaker 1
Yes, I like the consistency much better. I also think that pudding has more of a flavor than jello. Which do you like better? Jello or pudding?
Speaker 2
I also prefer pudding.  The texture feels so creamy and succulent in my mouth.  It's so good for how cheap it is.
Speaker 1
Yes, I would agree. Have you ever put whipped cream on top of your pudding?
Speaker 2
I'm actually not a big fan of whipped cream, unfortunately.  Did you buy store bought whipped cream for it?
Speaker 1
I have made it from scratch, I bought heavy whipping cream, put it in a mixer and mixed it until it created whipped cream. 
Speaker 2
Wow, that's fancy.  Have you tried that on your jello too?
 11 hours
Speaker 1
I was born in the milky way. I migrated to earth.  am from a different planet that is part of the Milky Way, but it is hard to find. My family lives on planet x. I have two moms. I have Grey hair. I eat jello three or four times a day. I came to earth because the Jello overlords asked me for help with the Bill Cosby case. I do PR work for aliens. I love living on Earth. I have never been to Saturn because I think it is a tourist trap. I buy instant pistachio pudding. I like the consistency of pudding more than Jello. I think pudding has more flavor. I make whipped cream from scratch.
Speaker 2
Jello is one of my favorite foods. I have two moms. I love rock music. I have blonde hair. My mom is a nurse. My mom has blonde hair. I have multiple moms that enjoy eating jello. I love jello. I would like to visit a planet where jello is ate a lot. I think Earth is my favorite planet, though I like the way Saturn looks from a distance. I did not know anything existed on Saturn. I like pudding more than Jello, because it's creamy and succulent. I don't like whipped cream very much.
Speaker 1
I just learned to make a Jello pudding pie. It's my favorite dessert now. You use a graham cracker crust. 
Speaker 2
That sounds really good. How did you make it? 
Speaker 1
Well it was the easiest thing to do…. Combining two of my favorite desserts, jello & pudding to make the mega dessert… jello pudding pie tada! And drumroll please!!
Speaker 2
What flavors did you use? Di you buy the crust or make it?
Speaker 1
I know I could’ve made it but I didn’t see the point when the graham cracker crust was available…. Maybe next time I’ll make it from scratch? I’m sure you’re going to love this hybrid recipe too :)
Speaker 2
I am sure I will love it. What is the best flavors to use?
Speaker 1
Pistachio of course… I’m going to try all the flavors one by one, but that’s the top choice right now ;)
Speaker 2
I will have to try is. What flavor are you going to try next?
Speaker 1
Well, what do you recommend?!
Speaker 2
I was thinking chocolate pudding and strawberry jello.
Speaker 1
Ooh… that’s a nice combo… I’m drooling just thinking about it!
Speaker 2
Maybe even a chocolate gram cracker crust
 14 hours
Speaker 1
I was born in the milky way. I migrated to earth.  am from a different planet that is part of the Milky Way, but it is hard to find. My family lives on planet x. I have two moms. I have Grey hair. I eat jello three or four times a day. I came to earth because the Jello overlords asked me for help with the Bill Cosby case. I do PR work for aliens. I love living on Earth. I have never been to Saturn because I think it is a tourist trap. I buy instant pistachio pudding. I like pistachio flavored desserts. I like the consistency of pudding more than Jello. I think pudding has more flavor. I make whipped cream from scratch. I recently learned to make jello pudding pie and it is now my favorite dessert. I don't see the point of making crust from scratch when premade crust is available.
Speaker 2
Jello is one of my favorite foods. I have two moms. I love rock music. I have blonde hair. My mom is a nurse. My mom has blonde hair. I have multiple moms that enjoy eating jello. I love jello. I would like to visit a planet where jello is ate a lot. I think Earth is my favorite planet, though I like the way Saturn looks from a distance. I did not know anything existed on Saturn. I like pudding more than Jello, because it's creamy and succulent. I don't like whipped cream very much. I would like to try a jello pudding pie made out of chocolate pudding and strawberry jello. I recommend chocolate graham cracker crust.
Speaker 1
I got a stomach ache from eating too much pudding and jello! How did your mom used to take care of your stomach aches when you were little?
Speaker 2
Peptobismal is amazing! You should try it; it takes the stomach ache away entirely. Activated Charcoal is another amazing medicine that really helps with stomach aches. My mom's a nurse so she knows a lot about this stuff. Did you try anything to help it?
Speaker 1
It eventually went away on it's own, but I will make a note of the items you provided.  I don't know why the Jello overlords didn't give me a solution or warn me.  Then again, our work did get Cosby freed so maybe they were celebrating?
Speaker 2
They may be celebrating but Cosby was guilty of three counts of aggravated indecent assault. He's not a good person who should be free. That's my opinion though. I would not be celebrating. 
Speaker 1
A job is a job I guess. I try not to put my personal thoughts into the matter or who knows what they will have done to me.  I guess I'm a little like a lawyer who really has to push those things to the side.
Speaker 2
I guess that makes sense. Is that hard for you? What will you do now that Cosby is freed and back in society?
Speaker 1
It can be hard for me.  It is even harder because my job may require me to make very bad people look very good. Right now I am being tasked with slowly getting his name associated with something not so negative. We have already started doing some clean-up of his image through YouTube channels (but I can't tell you which ones).
Speaker 2
Hopefully it works for you. I cannot support you as the courts found that Cosby assaulted women but a job is a job I guess. Do you think it is working? Everyone I know hates Cosby because of the harm he has caused for so many women.
Speaker 1
I hate being the messenger sometimes!  What I am most worried about is they will ask me to attack his victims.  They didn't try that before because they only reached out to me after the trial had begun. I think the best case scenario for Cosby and the overlords is something like Louis CK, but Cosby is so old I don't see that tour happening.
Speaker 2
Who is Louis CK? I've never heard of them. Hopefully they won't make you attack the victims. That would be awful and super unprofessional. 
Speaker 1
Sadly, the aliens don't have a concept of professionalism.  They simply want their needs fulfilled.  As for Louis CK, he is a comedian who had been accused of exposing himself.  He sort of disappeared for awhile and then has come back with new comedy specials.
Speaker 2
Did he actually expose himself though? I would probably quit your job. I could never work against my morals and ethics. I guess it's nice that you get a lot of jello. 
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