Speaker 1
I live in the midwest. I have a twin sister. I have been a dentist for 14 years. My wife and I sleep in separate rooms. My favorite precious metal is gold.
Speaker 2
I am a gator hunter. I have an air boat. I've been in trouble with the law before. My dream car is an'81 camaro. I went hungry to buy 33 inch truck tires.
Speaker 1
I am old fashioned. I have a twin sister. I have a niece. My niece has great teeth. I think airboats are awesome.
Speaker 2
I like old fashioned cars. I am not old fashioned. I think gator teeth are cool. I hunt gators. I am in trouble with the law. I starved myself to by truck tires. I bought truck tires for my dad. I have an airboat. My dream is to own a 91 Camaro.
Speaker 1
I'm very old-fashioned.
Speaker 2
That's neat! I like old fashioned cars but I'm not old fashioned myself.
Speaker 1
My twin sister and I have a niece, she has great teeth.
Speaker 2
Thats neat, teeth are cool. Especially gator teeth. I hunt gators.
Speaker 1
Oh wow, do you shoot them with a rifle like on that tv show?
Speaker 2
Sort of, although I don't think I could be on tv, since I've been introuble before.
Speaker 1
Everyone on tv is in trouble..
Speaker 2
I in trouble with the law. I starved myself once to buy 33in truck tires.
Speaker 1
Why did you spend money on tires? To race cops?
Speaker 2
Nah, I have an airboat but my dream is to have an 91 camaro.
Speaker 1
Airboats are awesome because they don't need tires and air is free.
Speaker 2
True, but I needed to buy those for my dad. We're kind of runaways.
Speaker 1
If you're running from the law, don't use wheels, they leave tracks.
Speaker 2
You're right. Thank you. What do you like to do?
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Speaker 1
I am old fashioned. I have a twin sister. I have a niece. My niece has great teeth. I think airboats are awesome.
Speaker 2
I like old fashioned cars. I am not old fashioned. I think gator teeth are cool. I hunt gators. I am in trouble with the law. I starved myself to by truck tires. I bought truck tires for my dad. I have an airboat. My dream is to own a 91 Camaro.
Speaker 1
I told my sister about you and she wants to know if you sell any of the gator teeth she wants to make jewelry out of them.
Speaker 2
I haven't sold any of the alligator teeth thus far, but perhaps I could get some for your sister. What kind of jewelry does she make?
Speaker 1
She makes necklaces and earrings that she sells to her friends!
Speaker 2
That is cool to hear. Do you also make jewelry? 
Speaker 1
No, I don't make jewelry. I'm not very good at crafts and things like that! Are you good at crafts?
Speaker 2
Nah. I don't have much in the way of a creative side! I'm more of an outdoorsy type person, hence why I have an airboat and go after Gators!
Speaker 1
Where do you live that's near alligators? I've never seen an alligator before!
Speaker 2
Because I'm kind of in trouble with the law, I can't say exactly, but think Louisiana area! There are quite a lot of alligators here, and often they end up in places they don't belong. 
Speaker 1
Oh, cool! I've never been to Louisiana, but I've always wanted to visit New Orleans!
Speaker 2
New Orleans is great! I've been there several times. It's such a unique place. There are literal areas that are active all night long! 
Speaker 1
That sounds like so much fun! Have you ever been there for Mardi Gras?
Speaker 2
I have! It was crazy! And the people of New Orleans, the locals, are really nice people. They're pretty accommodating to tourists and visitors.
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Speaker 1
I am old fashioned. I have a twin sister. I have a niece. My niece has great teeth. My sister make necklaces and earrings. I think airboats are awesome. I've never seen an alligator. I've never been to Louisiana. I'd like to visit New Orleans.
Speaker 2
I like old fashioned cars. I am not old fashioned. I think gator teeth are cool. I hunt gators. I am in trouble with the law. I starved myself to by truck tires. I bought truck tires for my dad. I have an airboat. My dream is to own a 91 Camaro. I'm not very creative. I'm and outdoorsy person. I live near Louisiana I've been to New Orleans several times. I've been to Mardi Gras. I like the people of New Orleans.
Speaker 1
Are you going alligator hunting today?
Speaker 2
I cant today, an alligator ate my boots yesterday then he got away. My truck keys were in my left boot so I had to walk home barefoot
Speaker 1
Oh man, what a rough day! Maybe next time you should take your airboat?
Speaker 2
Good idea! That raft is so slow and my of colletion gator teeth keep popping it. I just havent had gas money since since I bought my dad those used tires
Speaker 1
That is understandable. I guess now you will have to save for a new pair of boots! 
Speaker 2
I was gonna go walk the neighborhood and see what I could find. Ill tell you what, if I find that gator Ill make boots out of him and Ill give you my old ones. Im pretty sure he swallowed them whole.
Speaker 1
That is a great idea!! I was thinking of coming out there for a visit! Maybe you could teach me to hunt alligators?
Speaker 2
I dont know... Youd have to be pretty stupid to go out there with me. How am I going to explain to your sister neice why  you went home without your penny loafers
Speaker 1
Haha, good point! Well maybe I can go out and watch you wrestle them and I will stay on the airboat and take pictures! 
Speaker 2
Oh yeah!!! yippy doo a koo koo kachoo!!!! That sounds like a plan. Youre going to love the swamp
Speaker 1
I am sure it will be fun! I may bring my niece with me as well! Should we plan to come during Mardi Gras?
Speaker 2
If you want to go to Mardi Gras then yes. Its awful busy around here during that time but I love hunting gator on no sleep and hungover. Its the best. Lets make it a plan
 3 hours
Speaker 1
I am old fashioned. I have a twin sister. I have a niece. My niece has great teeth. My sister make necklaces and earrings. I think airboats are awesome. I've never seen an alligator. I've never been to Louisiana. I'd like to visit New Orleans. I haven't hunted alligators before. I have a camera.  I am celebrating Mardi Gras.
Speaker 2
I like old fashioned cars. I am not old fashioned. I think gator teeth are cool. I hunt gators. I have a gator teeth collection. I am in trouble with the law. I starved myself to by truck tires. I bought truck tires for my dad. I have a dad that is alive. I have an airboat. My dream is to own a 91 Camaro. I'm not very creative. I'm and outdoorsy person. I live near Louisiana I've been to New Orleans several times. I've been to Mardi Gras. I like the people of New Orleans. I have a home. I have a raft. I live in a neighborhood. I have an old pair of boots. I drink alcohol. I live in a tourist town.
Speaker 1
Did you get some good pictures from our alligator hinting trip?
Speaker 2
I did!  I can send them to you if you'd like.  I was going to make a Facebook post as well.
Speaker 1
Nice. It was quite the experience watching you out there rasslin' those gators. I'll never forget it. Did you replace your boots yet?
Speaker 2
I did.  A gator took a bite out of one of them so it was finally their time to go.  I can't believe that the gator somehow didn't bite my foot.
Speaker 1
I have no idea. I'm not brave enough to do what you do, that's for sure. Do you ever watch old Steve Irwin videos to get inspiration?
Speaker 2
Yes, the mutual respect between him and animals is always amazing to see.  As long as you have a good idea of how to control and respect the animals, you should usually be fine.
Speaker 1
That's probably true, but then again, wild animals are wild animals, right? You never can be quite sure what they'll do.
Speaker 2
that's true also.  There are some animals that I'll never mess with.  You'll never see me around hippos, lions, or tigers.
Speaker 1
Hippos? Are hippos dangerous? I hadn't thought about that before. What about bears? Would you take on a bear?
Speaker 2
Hippos are some of the most dangerous animals in the world.  They're super territorial and will attack on sight, and they're a lot faster than you would expect.  I wouldn't take on a bear either.  They're way too big.
Speaker 1
I had no idea. Go figure! They just look so chunky and whenever I see them I think of that Madagascar movie. I will now remember to never approach a hippo.
Speaker 2
Good.  Honestly just stay out of the water wherever there are hippos and you'll be fine.
7 days 3 hours
Speaker 1
I am old fashioned. I have a twin sister. I have a niece. My niece has great teeth. My sister make necklaces and earrings. I think airboats are awesome. I've never seen an alligator. I've never been to Louisiana. I'd like to visit New Orleans. I haven't hunted alligators before. I have a camera.  I am celebrating Mardi Gras. I'm not brave enough to rassle a gator. I didn't know hippos are some of the most dangerous animals in the world. I think of the Madagascar movie when I see them. I will remember never to approach a hippo.
Speaker 2
I like old fashioned cars. I am not old fashioned. I think gator teeth are cool. I hunt gators. I have a gator teeth collection. I am in trouble with the law. I starved myself to by truck tires. I bought truck tires for my dad. I have a dad that is alive. I have an airboat. My dream is to own a 91 Camaro. I'm not very creative. I'm and outdoorsy person. I live near Louisiana I've been to New Orleans several times. I've been to Mardi Gras. I like the people of New Orleans. I have a home. I have a raft. I live in a neighborhood. I replaced the boots the gator took a bite out of. I can't believe it didn't bite my foot. I drink alcohol. I live in a tourist town. I got some good pictures from alligator hunting. I'm going to make a Facebook post. I did watch the Steve Irwin videos. I will never mess with some animals like hippos, lions, or tigers. I wouldn't take on a bear.
Speaker 1
Have you taken on anything other than gators?
Speaker 2
Nah I mostly hunt gaters, but I do like scoping out a pod of manatee just to observe and photograph. 
Speaker 1
That's amazing. How many gators have you killed?
Speaker 2
Too many to count. The biggest sucker I have ever gotten was a ten footer.
Speaker 1
I didn't know they could get so big. Does your dad come with you too?
Speaker 2
Yeah the biggest caught in the US of A was 15 feet and some change. Nah my pa isn't interested in risking his neck har har. How did you enjoy this past Mardi Gras? 
Speaker 1
Wow that's big. I think I will plan a party with my friends and family. Do you have any plans for it too?
Speaker 2
Mardi Gras 2022 will be March 1st so we have quite a bit of time to plan, no? Maybe I can come out to Louisiana and celebrate with yall?
Speaker 1
I didn't mention anything about going to Louisiana. I meant a party like at my place.
Speaker 2
D'oh I have been hitting the sauce too hard again and spaced on where you lived. Well then lets plan a trip to new orleans ! 
Speaker 1
Ha, that would be an idea. I bet you know how to make a good old fashioned!
Speaker 2
I know how to pour whiskey into my mouth hole haha. No no I kid, I make a mean cocktail!
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