Speaker 1
I am an immigrant. I came here from europe in 2004. I am in the tech industry and work on software solutions. I love dogs and have fostered several of them. I run in half marathons.
Speaker 2
I am a inventor. I invented a personal teleportation device. I am able to teleport myself instantly anywhere in the world. I'm working on a time machine. I love puppies.
Speaker 1
I like dogs and fostered them too. I am from Germany. I immigrated here in 2004. I work in the tech industry. I am interested in personal teleportation devices.
Speaker 2
I foster puppies. I am an inventor from Iceland. I invented a teleportation device. I am working on building a time machine.
Speaker 1
Hello. How are you today.
Speaker 2
Doing great. Hanging out with my foster puppies. I'm a big puppy fan.
Speaker 1
Me too. I love dogs and I have fostered several myself. Where are you from?
Speaker 2
I'm an inventor from iceland.
Speaker 1
I'm from germany. I immigrated here in 2004 and work in the tech industry.
Speaker 2
Then you'd probably have some interest in the personal teleportation device that I've invented.
Speaker 1
Ja. Very interested. How does it work?
Speaker 2
It uses dark matter and I can teleport instantly anywhere in the world.
Speaker 1
Awesome!!!! How big is this device? Where do you get the dark matter?
Speaker 2
It's 4x4x8 and that's a secret. My time machine should be done soon too.
Speaker 1
Lips sealed. What will the time machine run on?
Speaker 2
This is a bit sadistic, but it runs on puppies.
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Speaker 1
I like dogs and fostered them too. I am from Germany. I immigrated here in 2004. I work in the tech industry. I am interested in personal teleportation devices.
Speaker 2
I foster puppies. I am an inventor from Iceland. I invented a teleportation device. I am working on building a time machine.
Speaker 1
How are your puppies your fostering
Speaker 2
Oh, they're in the time machine right now. It's almost time.
Speaker 1
Tell me more about your time machine. I am really interested. I have seen them only in movies.
Speaker 2
So far it has only been able to take me back to yesterday, but that could be useful. Even so, I'd like to be able to go backward and forward in time at my own discretion. 
Speaker 1
Even that is awesome. What is this. Is it a capsule that you walk into and get teleported. I just cannot wrap my head around it.
Speaker 2
I would say Back to the Future pretty much got the concept right. It was just figuring out how to stimulate enough energy to mimic a bolt of lightning. That was, and remains, the difficult part. 
Speaker 1
Tell me seriously. Are you joking? I never knew that such a thing existed. If it is true you indeed are a science wiz. Have you written about this anywhere.
Speaker 2
Oh, no. It can't be published! To have this knowledge public would be detrimental. Hundreds of powerful congressmen and officials traveling back and forth in time? Simultaneously! Never. Disaster for all. I do, however, feel bad for the puppies. 
Speaker 1
Tell me about your puppies. How many of them do you have and how do they feel after going back and forth in time.
Speaker 2
I have anywhere from 80-200 at a given time. Oh, they go, but they don't usually come back. The Cruella 2021 requires a lot of energy.
Speaker 1
I am sure I am keeping you amused by indulging in your fantasies and keeping this conversation going. I feel sorry for your puppies.
Speaker 2
These are not my fantasies. These events were determined by those who came before me. I picked up on their work. I have a responsibility to fill, regardless of canine casualty. 
6 days
Speaker 1
I like dogs and fostered them too. I am from Germany. I immigrated here in 2004. I work in the tech industry. I am interested in personal teleportation devices. I have only seen time machines in movies.
Speaker 2
I am an inventor from Iceland. I invented a teleportation device. I am working on building a time machine. My time machine can only go back to yesterday. I'd like to travel in time whenever I want. I foster puppies. I have 80-200 puppies. The puppies do not usually come back after I put them in the time machine. My time machine is named Cruella 2021. It requires a lot of energy.
Speaker 1
You dog stories have convinced me to adopt a dog of my own. I have named him Einstein, after the dog from Back to the Future.
Speaker 2
Nice name for a dog, loved that movie. Interesting how names of famous people become immortal. 
Speaker 1
Absolutely. It's funny how some pets really look like the names we give them. How do you keep track of your foster puppies' names?
Speaker 2
I use my teleportation devise and go back to the time when I named my puppies. 
Speaker 1
Haha that's a good idea. What sort of names do your puppies have?
Speaker 2
The name of one of them is Cruella and actually my time machine is called Cruella 2021 so I just like those kinds of names. 
Speaker 1
Ahh, like names of characters from films?
Speaker 2
Exactly, easier to remember and fun, having a dog is a great decision you wont regret it. 
Speaker 1
That's true! And thank you, I can't wait - I've fostered dogs in the past and can't wait to have a dog again in the future.
Speaker 2
Did you fostered them back when you lived in Germany?
Speaker 1
I did, for many years - it was a really great time in my life. I didn't have as many dogs at one time as you though! How do you keep track of all of your puppies? They must be a handful.
Speaker 2
They are handful, they protect my time machine from intruders, you dont want that tec to fall into the wrong hands. 
6 days 7 hours
Speaker 1
I like dogs and fostered them too. I am from Germany. I immigrated here in 2004. I work in the tech industry. I am interested in personal teleportation devices. I have only seen time machines in movies. I adopted a dog. My dogs name is Einstein. I have fostered dogs in the past. I look forward to fostering dogs again. I fostered dogs in Germany.
Speaker 2
I am an inventor from Iceland. I invented a teleportation device. I am working on building a time machine. My time machine can only go back to yesterday. I'd like to travel in time whenever I want. I foster puppies. I have 80-200 puppies. The puppies do not usually come back after I put them in the time machine. My time machine is named Cruella 2021. It requires a lot of energy. I love the movie Back to the Future. I use my teleportation device to remember my puppies names. I names one puppy Cruella. I named my time machine Cruelly 2021. I like character names from films for my puppies. My puppies protect my time machine from intruders.
Speaker 1
Einstein chewed up the legs to my dining room table. Now I have to get a new table.
Speaker 2
Ugh that sucks. If you want I can teleport back to yesterday and stop him!
Speaker 1
Is it ok to use the Teleportation Device for such trivial purposes? I would be reliving yesterday incessantly to get things perfect, just like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day
Speaker 2
Yeah, it's probably not the best idea to keep doing that. Might go crazy! What kind of dog is Einstein?
Speaker 1
Einstein is a mutt, a Frankenstein concotion of many breeds. Einstein is smart, but even he can't figure out his pedigree. 
Speaker 2
LOL you could always try one of those dog DNA tests. Or just leave Einstein a mystery.
Speaker 1
My dog enjoys his air of mystery. He uses it to pick up other dogs at hipster dog cafes. He claims that he only drinks artisinal toilet water, but I know he drinks tap water.
Speaker 2
Ahh, I definitely see the appeal of the mysteriousness. He'll probably grow out of that hipster stage - they always do.
Speaker 1
They slow down and start looking too gray in the muzzle. "Act your age!" I tell Einstein. He thinks he can be young forever, but even the best teleportation devices can only take us back one day. 
Speaker 2
Well HOPEFULLY I can get mine to take me back further. I can't quite figure out how yet but I've been working incessantly at it.
Speaker 1
The problem is the power source. You need orders of magnitude more power. It's just not available on this conventional grid. Power tech needs to catch up to YOU>
Speaker 2
You're completely right. I've been waiting for a lightening storm to try and harvest that power (I've watched Back to the Future far too many times). But there are no storms in the near future according to the weather channel.
6 days 11 hours
Speaker 1
I like dogs and fostered them too. I am from Germany. I immigrated here in 2004. I work in the tech industry. I am interested in personal teleportation devices. I have only seen time machines in movies. I adopted a dog.I have a mixed-breed dog named Einstein. I like to make up imaginative stories about my dog. I have fostered dogs in the past. I look forward to fostering dogs again. I fostered dogs in Germany. I need a new dining table.
Speaker 2
I am an inventor from Iceland. I invented a teleportation device. I am working on building a time machine. My time machine can only go back to yesterday. I'd like to travel in time whenever I want. I foster puppies. I have 80-200 puppies. The puppies do not usually come back after I put them in the time machine. My time machine is named Cruella 2021. It requires a lot of energy. I love the movie Back to the Future. I use my teleportation device to remember my puppies names. I names one puppy Cruella. I named my time machine Cruelly 2021. I like character names from films for my puppies. My puppies protect my time machine from intruders. In my imagination, I have a teleportation device that can send me back in time one day. In my imagination, I am attempting to improve my time machine so I can go back in time by more than one day.
Speaker 1
Well, Einstein just barfed in my slippers.
Speaker 2
Well put him in my time machine and it will be like it never happened! 
Speaker 1
Yeah, about that... how's your time machine coming along anyway?
Speaker 2
This morning I put another 5 puppies in the time machine, and this time 3 collars returned but no puppies, it's a good job I have 80 more 
Speaker 1
That's wild. Where do you think they end up? Do they just stay in the alternate timeline?
Speaker 2
Yes, there is no other possible explanation, they must be in an alternative universe. You seem to know your stuff maybe you should help me and together we can make the puppies appear a day in the past
Speaker 1
I think I'd like to focus my energy on teleportation with no time travel element. Time travel makes me pretty nervous!
Speaker 2
You are missing out on history just know if you ever try to steal my machine the 100 puppies I have protecting it will not let you close!
Speaker 1
I wouldn't dare! In any case I'll forgive Einstein for the slipper barfing. No need to send him  back in time!
Speaker 2
How old is Einstein? If he's too old I wouldn't want him anyway!
Speaker 1
He is 6. He is very friendly and would not be a good puppy guard! He would just lick the intruders!
Speaker 2
Yes I don't want him anywhere near my time machine, my puppies would never throw up especially not in my slipper! 
6 days 12 hours