Speaker 1
I am a father. I am a brother. I am atheist. I am middle aged. I am employed.
Speaker 2
I am a gator hunter. I have an air boat. I've been in trouble with the law before. My dream car is an'81 camaro. I went hungry to buy 33 inch truck tires.
Speaker 1
I just got home from work. I am getting older so get tired more easily. I am a man.
Speaker 2
I am a gator hunter. I live in Florida. I have an airboat. My wife left me. I got arrested for over hunting. My kids got killed by a gator.
Speaker 1
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2
Not bad, just a bit hungry. Yourself?
Speaker 1
Doing ok here, just got home from work.
Speaker 2
Hard job? Leave you exhausted?
Speaker 1
Yea, I'm getting a bit older so I get tired more easily. What do you do?
Speaker 2
I'm a gator hunter. Sounds dangerous, but good eats.
Speaker 1
Hahaha. That's crazy, where do you live? My kids would love that.
Speaker 2
Down in florida. In the marsh area though, why I got my airboat.
Speaker 1
Cool, you live alone or with family?
Speaker 2
Wife left me when I got arrested last. So, just me. You looking?
Speaker 1
Ha. I'm a dude, so no sorry. What'd you get arrested for?
Speaker 2
Over hunting last time, dui time before.
Speaker 1
You're a mess dude, gotta get it together. No kids?
Speaker 2
Not anymore. I'll hunt the gator that did them in. I swear it.
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Speaker 1
I just got home from work. I am getting older so get tired more easily. I am a man.
Speaker 2
I am a gator hunter. I live in Florida. I have an airboat. My wife left me. I got arrested for over hunting. My kids got killed by a gator.
Speaker 1
Wow, that's so crazy, so did you kids get eaten by the gator?
Speaker 2
Not eaten, but the bite was so powerfull they died of blood loss.
Speaker 1
I'm so sorry for your loss, man. That's terrible. Have you ever been bitten?
Speaker 2
Once of twice!! Do not even try yourself to hunt for Gators!!You being so old, you for sure would get hurt
Speaker 1
The worst bite I ever got was a mosquito - gave me West Nile virus. How long did you stay in jail. 
Speaker 2
Just a couple days. Have you ever being in jail?? 
Speaker 1
No I've never had more than a traffic ticket. I tend to stay on the right side of the law. And too tired to do crimes these days. So did your wife leave you because of the gator hunting? 
Speaker 2
My wife had a nervous breakdown and left me. She blamed me for the whole thing and we never saw each other again
Speaker 1
That's really sad. Seems like you've given up a lot for your gators. Is it worth it? I think I'll stick to my boring old job. 
Speaker 2
I still hunt for fun.I do not want to end up an old tired man like you
Speaker 1
We all get old sometime, brother. At least I still have my limbs and my wife. I hope you'll be careful. 
Speaker 2
Thanks for worrying about me. I just do want to be those people that work and go home. I can't stand a dull life
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Speaker 1
I am getting older so get tired more easily. I once got a traffic ticket. I like following the law. I feel tired to do crimes. I've been working the same job for a while now, but I'm content. I am a man. I'm married and no longer young.
Speaker 2
I live in Florida. I have an airboat. My wife left me and has not contacted me ever since.I got arrested for over hunting. My kids got killed by a gator. I went hunting for gators. I once gotten bit by a gator. I like hanging out with women for fun. I don't want to have a routine of working and going home. I want excitement.
Speaker 1
Work is so tiring that I'm searching for vacation spots to go with my wife.
Speaker 2
LOL, I'm still searching for my wife! Because she left me. Ha. Get it?
Speaker 1
Yeah! That's funny and a little sad at the same time. I hope it wasn't a difficult one.
Speaker 2
Yeah. If I don't laugh, I'll cry. I got a hot date later, so I don't want to lose my confidence.
Speaker 1
Is it someone you are going out with for the first time, or is this a follow-up date? Sounds like fun.
Speaker 2
I just met her. I love using Tinder. There's so many possibilities out there. This will be our first meeting. You ever wish you could go out dating again or is married life treating you well?
Speaker 1
I love my wife very much, but I have to say that the thrill of the chase was always the best feeling when I was younger, that's what I miss about being single.
Speaker 2
Yeah, it's a toss up. Dating can be hard. But it's also hard when your wife runs off with her accountant and leaves an upper decker in your toilet just as one last big "screw you." I mean, seriously?
Speaker 1
That is so not cool, what did you ever do to deserve that?
Speaker 2
Killing too many animals? I mean, is that really a crime?
Speaker 1
Depends on how you do it, where you do it, and when you do it I suppose haha.
Speaker 2
Well, it was either that or when I let the kids get into that gator enclosure. In my defense, they did a lousy job of luring that thing out.
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Speaker 1
I am getting older so get tired more easily. I once got a traffic ticket. I like following the law. I feel tired to do crimes. I've been working the same job for a while now, but I'm content. I am a man. I'm married and no longer young.  I'm going on a vacation. I love my wife.
Speaker 2
I live in Florida. I have an airboat. My wife left me and has not contacted me ever since.I got arrested for over hunting. My kids got killed by a gator. I went hunting for gators. I once gotten bit by a gator. I like hanging out with women for fun. I don't want to have a routine of working and going home. I want excitement. I am divorced. I like to make jokes. I use humor to mask the sadness. I go on dates. I am single. I date online through Tinder. My ex wife hates me. I was irresponsible with my children.
Speaker 1
So how did your tinder date go?
Speaker 2
She was great! We had fun! I don't understand why she won't return my calls now. I thought she may be the one to replace my wife.
Speaker 1
I'm happy to hear that it went well! What did you do on the date? I'd love to hear more about it. And don't worry, I'm sure she will return your calls eventually! I'm sure she's just busy. 
Speaker 2
I took her out to a really nice dinner. She did not offer to pay. Still, I decided she was pretty enough to take on my four wheeler. I did some cow tipping. She laughed but refused to join, but I think she was not feeling well. Asked that I take her home soon after. 
Speaker 1
Some cow tipping? Oh my gosh! That sounds like a very fun and unique date. Do you think she was maybe too nervous to do that with you? I think I would be.
Speaker 2
If so, she should have said something. She had plenty of time when we got stuck in a swamp on the way there. It was pitch black and the four-wheeler basically fell right in. She was pretty good at pushing me out of there.
Speaker 1
She must be a strong woman! haha. How cool, though. I hope she calls you back soon so you can have another fun date! You deserve it after the challenges you've had with your wife. 
Speaker 2
Ugh. Man, she just texted and ask that I stop calling her before she has to take out a restraining order. The nerve of some people!! I think I will head over to her place to sort this out in person. 
Speaker 1
Oh no! Do you really think you should go to her place, though? That doesn't sound like a good idea. You don't want to be too abrasive and make her uncomfortable. 
Speaker 2
Well, she is asking for it if she does not want to talk on the phone. I will bring her a couple dozen roses or something. That will win her over and then I can tell her why she should be my new wife.
Speaker 1
Well, you could try that, but I don't think it's a good idea. She might end up calling the police on you! Be careful, okay? 
Speaker 2
Do you want to call her and let her know I am a good guy?
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Speaker 1
I am getting older so get tired more easily. I once got a traffic ticket. I like following the law. I feel tired to do crimes. I've been working the same job for a while now, but I'm content. I am a man. I'm married and no longer young.  I'm going on a vacation. I love my wife. I think going cow tipping is a unique date and I would be nervous.
Speaker 2
I live in Florida. I have an airboat. My wife left me and has not contacted me ever since.I got arrested for over hunting. My kids got killed by a gator. I went hunting for gators. I once gotten bit by a gator. I like hanging out with women for fun. I don't want to have a routine of working and going home. I want excitement. I am divorced. I like to make jokes. I use humor to mask the sadness. I go on dates. I am single. I date online through Tinder. My ex wife hates me. I was irresponsible with my children. I went on a tinder date with a girl but she won't return my calls. I want to replace my wife. I took her to a nice dinner (but she didn't pay), took her on my four wheeler, took her cow tipping (but she didn't join), and then took her home. I made my date push my four wheeler out of the swamp when we got stuck.
Speaker 1
Hey man, I don't think me calling her or you showing up with roses is going to help the situation at this point. I think maybe you should let this one go and maybe focus on finding someone who shares the same interests as you. Maybe someone who enjoys gator hunting?
Speaker 2
I think you are right, not everyone enjoys country style dating. You been married long enough do you have any advice?
Speaker 1
I think it's important to remember that not everyone is the same.  I definitely reccomend looking for someone with similar interests as you, but don't try to change who someone is.
Speaker 2
Similar interests would be better for sure, its easy to scare off most women being a gator hunter. I thought tinder would be a good way to meet a variety of women.
Speaker 1
Yes, gator hunting would be too exciting for some people for sure! I think Tinder is a good way to meet a variety of women, but it may take some time to find the right one.  I bet you'll find her eventually though!
Speaker 2
I just feel lonely since my wife left and maybe im trying to rush things a bit with these other women. Sometimes i feel as though I'll never find another one like her. Do you hava any date ideas that might get a better response?
Speaker 1
Something simple like getting coffee and chatting should be appealing to a lot of people.  If you're worried about rushing things, you could focus on initiating friendships and see where they go from there.
Speaker 2
I do enjoy initiating friendships with women, but i also like a little more excitement on our dates. Youre probably right though i should take things a little slower and maybe i wont scare them off as easily.
Speaker 1
Yes, I understand that.  I think it's important to find a balance between casual and exciting.  Maybe if you take the time to let someone get to know you, they'll be more open to exciting things like gator hunting.
Speaker 2
Yeah i reckon gator hunting can be a bit extreme for most folks! I just dont want to feel as though im pretending to be someone im not to get someone to go on more than one date but maybe i should just be more patient with things.
Speaker 1
Yes, that sounds like a good plan. Patience is incredibly important when you're looking for that special someone!
Speaker 2
Thank you for helping me with this dating issue, I'll try and take your advice and see how things work out! Youve been married long enough to know the tricks of the trade.
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