Speaker 1
I am a inventor. I invented a personal teleportation device. I am able to teleport myself instantly anywhere in the world. I'm working on a time machine. I love puppies.
Speaker 2
I'm a painter. I like making music. I don't want a boss. I try to love everyone. I live within my means.
Speaker 1
I like Pink Floyd. I'm travelling to Italy. I am travelling to Italy with my teleportation device. Only 1 person can use my teleporter at a time. I have my own business.
Speaker 2
I wish I could play guitar. I've never been to Italy. I would like to go to Italy and study Italian painters. I wish I didn't have a boss. I would like to have my own business.
Speaker 1
Hello, how are you?
Speaker 2
Good, just doing my budget. Did you hear the new pink floyd album?
Speaker 1
Cool. I like floyd. Is it brand new music?
Speaker 2
Came out a few years ago. Wish I could play like gilmour! Legendary!
Speaker 1
That's forsure. Great musician. I'm traveling to italy. Ever been?
Speaker 2
No, but I wish I could. Would love to study the italian painters there!
Speaker 1
Forsure. I'm actually travelling there via my teleportation device.
Speaker 2
Say what?! Come pick me up! Did you build it yourself?
Speaker 1
I know crazy right! But it works. Unfortunately only 1 person at a time.
Speaker 2
Bummer. Ugh! Boss is calling! Wish I didn't have one.... And go to voicemail!
Speaker 1
Maybe you should start your own business? That's what I've done..
Speaker 2
Would be nice! What kind of business do you do?
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Speaker 1
I like Pink Floyd. I'm travelling to Italy. I am travelling to Italy with my teleportation device. Only 1 person can use my teleporter at a time. I have my own business.
Speaker 2
I wish I could play guitar. I've never been to Italy. I would like to go to Italy and study Italian painters. I wish I didn't have a boss. I would like to have my own business.
Speaker 1
So I went to Italy, it was amazing, trying to think where to go next.
Speaker 2
How did you get to Italy?  Don't tell me you used your teleportation device!
Speaker 1
I did! But, with how vivid my imagination is, I just use the term to describe what others know as a Aeroplane. I like to use teleportation device because it gives my little boy something to be excited about when I am working away from home 
Speaker 2
Oh, I see!  What was the best thing you saw in Italy?
Speaker 1
My favourite thing, by far, was the Colosseum. I didn't realise how big it was. Where was the last place you went on holiday?
Speaker 2
I went on a road trip to Waco, TX to see the Dr. Pepper Museum.  It was well worth the trip.  Probably not as impressive as Italy, but definitely up there.
Speaker 1
I love Dr. Pepper! Did you get to sample it whilst you were there? That is enough to get me to book a trip out there with my children.
Speaker 2
We stopped by the cafeteria at the end and got some free Dr. Pepper, yes.  Or at least I think it was supposed to be free.  I drank it and didn't pay for it either way.  I felt it would be criminal to not get some Dr. Pepper at the museum.
Speaker 1
Of course. Not getting it would be the equivalent of going to a swimming pool and just standing by it. You have got to get involved. 
Speaker 2
That's a great analogy.  I dove into the Dr. Pepper with a beautiful swan dive.  How many days did you spend in Italy?
Speaker 1
I tend only to spend 4/5 days abroad when I am there for work. But thankfully, I managed to get to stay in Italy for 10 days because I had two things to work on whilst I was there
Speaker 2
That's a really great vacation.  Were you just in Rome or did you see other cities too?
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Speaker 1
I like Pink Floyd. I was in Italy for 10 days.  I travel for work. I was travelling to Italy with my teleportation device. Only 1 person can use my teleporter at a time. I have my own business. I have a vivid imagination. I was on an aeroplane.  I have a son. I went to the Colosseum.  I liked the colosseum best. I like Dr Pepper.
Speaker 2
I wish I could play guitar. I've never been to Italy. I would like to go to Italy and study Italian painters. I wish I didn't have a boss. I would like to have my own business. I went to Waco, Tx.  I saw the Dr Pepper Museum. I like Dr Pepper.
Speaker 1
have you taken any guitar lessons lately?
Speaker 2
Yeah some. I'm trying out a place down the street that teaches guitar
Speaker 1
Nice.  Are you learning more acoustic or electric?  It would be so awesome if you could learn some Pink Floyd songs!
Speaker 2
Acoustic. The electric guitar looks fun too though. Hopefully I'll be able to play both easily this year. I went ahead and got my passport as I'm going to book a trip to Italy. I decided to check off that one from my bucket list. Any hot spots there I should check out?
Speaker 1
Definitely the Colosseum!  It was my favorite.  There's lots of great artistic spots too.  My son liked to get the street artists to draw him.
Speaker 2
oh how cool! I can appreciate the street artists there. I love the talent. I bet your son really enjoyed that. I will definitively check out the colosseum. I would ask to borrow your teleportation device but I'm unsure how I'd feel being beamed up like Scotty on Star Trek.  
Speaker 1
It's really only good for one person, so being on an airplane is probably a better idea.  Many people don't believe me when I tell them about my teleportation device, so maybe I'll have to use it to come to you sometime.
Speaker 2
I absolutely believe you. I plan to travel alone to Italy so that's why I mentioned it. I'm looking forward to seeing the art there, and the food! Pasta dish is number one on my list.
Speaker 1
Oh yeah, the food is amazing!  Maybe when I come and see you, I can bring the device with me and you can try it out for a shorter distance.  That way if you don't like it, you can drive back home, hahaha.  But if it's not a problem, then you could save some money on airfare.  That's my favorite part about teleporting, it's very cost effective.
Speaker 2
I bet it is! Plane flights are so expensive! However, for a teleportation device, how much would I have to spend to own one?
Speaker 1
It depends.  I could get you a deal with some of the suppliers for my business, so it would cut down on the price.  But you probably would want to rent one instead of own it outright, at least right away.
Speaker 2
That's a good idea. You'll have to give me the details to rent one then. Where all have you traveled using it?
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Speaker 1
I like Pink Floyd. I was in Italy for 10 days.  I travel for work. I was travelling to Italy with my teleportation device. Only 1 person can use my teleporter at a time. I have my own business. I have a vivid imagination. I was on an aeroplane.  I have a son. I went to the Colosseum.  I liked the colosseum best. I like Dr Pepper. My son liked getting drawn by the street artists in Italy. I have a one person teleportation phone device. My favorite part about teleporting is it is very cost effective.
Speaker 2
I wish I could play guitar. I've never been to Italy. I would like to go to Italy and study Italian painters. I wish I didn't have a boss. I would like to have my own business. I went to Waco, Tx.  I saw the Dr Pepper Museum. I like Dr Pepper. I am taking guitar lessons. My guitar lessons are right down the street from me. I am learning acoustic guitar. I have a passport. I am going to book a trip to Italy. I appreciate and love the talent of street artists. I will visit the Colosseum in Italy. I am excited about seeing the art in Italy. My favorite dish is pasta.
Speaker 1
Hey I just teleported, look out your window.
Speaker 2
Which window? Or is that your vivid imagination at work?
Speaker 1
Haha, very funny!  I'm here to whisk you off on a spontaneous trip to Italy.  I promise, teleportation is the best way to travel.  It's so much cheaper than taking a plane.
Speaker 2
Sounds like it. Italy here we come!
Speaker 1
I can't wait to show you around!  We'll definitely visit some great restaurants for pasta and real Italian pizza, and there's just so much history and culture.  There are museums and ancient sites to tour everywhere you go.
Speaker 2
Some real Italian pizza sounds delicious. I love to look at the ancient sites and just ponder what all they've seen. Does your vivid imagination allow for time travel a well? That's gotta be real handy raising a little boy.
Speaker 1
It would be really cool to go back in time and see what the historical sites looked like when they were new, wouldn't it?  Yes, it's a lot of fun to write stories with my son during playtime.  Lately we've been pretending to be gladiators in Ancient Rome.  But don't worry, I don't let it get too scary..
Speaker 2
Yeah, I will definitely get some solid recommendations from you once my trip comes together. Maybe I'll get my picture done by one of those artists you mentioned. Any other trips coming up?
Speaker 1
Well, after Italy I was thinking Spain.  That's the place to go to study classical guitar, let me tell you.  I think you'd have such a great time there with all of the wonderful music.  How are your lessons coming?
Speaker 2
They're coming along. Listening to the old Floyd albums always gets me inspired. Any favorite bands other than them?
Speaker 1
Pink Floyd is classic!  Lately I've been really into Fleetwood Mac.  It's always fun to sing along to their music.
Speaker 2
Definitely! I really like the oldest stuff. Peter Green and before Nicks and McVie. It's like they have different eras, but Nicks and Buckingham seem to be the most popular.
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Speaker 1
I like Pink Floyd. I was in Italy for 10 days.  I travel for work. I was travelling to Italy with my teleportation device. Only 1 person can use my teleporter at a time. I have my own business. I have a vivid imagination. I was on an aeroplane. I went to the Colosseum.  I liked the colosseum best. I like Dr Pepper. My son liked getting drawn by the street artists in Italy. I have a one person teleportation phone device. My favorite part about teleporting is it is very cost effective. I make jokes about teleporting. I like Italian food. I enjoy museums and ancient sites. I write stories with my son. I play a game with my son about gladiators. I like Fleetwood Mac.
Speaker 2
I wish I could play guitar. I've never been to Italy. I would like to go to Italy and study Italian painters. I wish I didn't have a boss. I would like to have my own business. I went to Waco, Tx.  I saw the Dr Pepper Museum. I like Dr Pepper. I am taking guitar lessons. My guitar lessons are right down the street from me. I am learning acoustic guitar. I have a passport. I am going to book a trip to Italy. I appreciate and love the talent of street artists. I will visit the Colosseum in Italy. I am excited about seeing the art in Italy. My favorite dish is pasta. I like to visit ancient sites. I listen to old Pink Floyd albums. I like old music.
Speaker 1
I found a great ancient site that you should explore in Italy. 
Speaker 2
Oh really? What did you find? I am planning on travelling next year!
Speaker 1
The Baths of Caracalla in Rome.  Rome is filled with them, but I think the baths are a great site to explore.  Heck, I might just teleport there now!  When in Rome...lol
Speaker 2
That does sound interesting! It is very odd to think about a huge communal bath being shared by everyone in a city! The marble and stone on some of the pictures I have seen have been so beautiful, and the aqueducts are amazingly engineered! Have you been to the baths?
Speaker 1
I just teleported there yesterday actually.  I can't get enough of them.  You should have seen the looks on the faces of the people when I suddenly appeared (with Dr. Pepper in hand, of course).  I usually try not to just pop in right in the baths, but I was feeling adventurous. 
Speaker 2
Hopefully everyone was fully clothed! Although, if they tried to arrest you, you could just teleport out of the jail cell! Does Dr. Pepper add to your teleporting abilities? I might have to try drinking the stuff!
Speaker 1
I bet there is a way to link String Theory to teleportation and Dr. Pepper, but so far nothing has been proven.  I do have a good joke for you: Why did the chicken cross the road?  Because it's teleporter was fowl-ed up!  LOL
Speaker 2
Haha nice! Does the Italian Government know you can teleport? I watched this movie where Hayden Christiansen can teleport, and once the government found out that he could teleport, they did bad things to him!
Speaker 1
Just between you and me, I am trying to keep it a secret.  I am worried that what happened in Jumper could be what actually does happen.  So I want to make sure it's completely safe before I even consider letting the government know about it.  
Speaker 2
That makes sense! I will definitely keep it a secret. Well, I might tell my dog! Did you ever feel tempted to teleport into a bank and take something?
Speaker 1
I always want to set a good example for my son and I can't complain about my financial situation, so I haven't been tempted yet.  Sometimes when I am mad I want to mess up someone's house or office, but I haven't yet.  
Speaker 2
That's good that you're honest with so much power-it sets a good example as a parent! How old is your son? Have you ever taken him with you when you teleport?
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