Speaker 1
I am a hunter. I like to go hunting. My favorite animal to hunt is deer. Deer are over populated and that concerns me. I am generally concerned about wildlife.
Speaker 2
I like hiking. I'm a kind person. I wish for equality. I don't vote. I love my neighbor john.
Speaker 1
I enjoy killing deer.
Speaker 2
I'm in love with my neighbor John. People say I'm kind. I enjoy hiking. I don't vote.
Speaker 1
Hello!!! How are you tonight!!?
Speaker 2
I'm lovesick. I'm in love with my neighbor john.
Speaker 1
Oh my gosh!! That's crazy. I hope you feel better?
Speaker 2
He only likes crazy people. But I'm nice. Everyone says I'm so kind.
Speaker 1
Well that is a good thing then lol. Im crazy about hunting deer ;).
Speaker 2
I'm super crazy about hiking!
Speaker 1
Hey maybe we can go hiking and then go hunting after lol sound like a plan?
Speaker 2
John doesn't like to go hiking. He likes people who vote. I didn't.
Speaker 1
Hmm. Im more concerned with wildlife then voting at the moment lol.
Speaker 2
I mean I wish we had more equality, I'm just too lazy to vote.
Speaker 1
A lazy lady in love with her neighbor who doesnt vote but loves equality. You sound great.
Speaker 2
I'm super great. I'm the kindest person on the planet!
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Speaker 1
I enjoy killing deer.
Speaker 2
I'm in love with my neighbor John. People say I'm kind. I enjoy hiking. I don't vote.
Speaker 1
How are things going with John right now?
Speaker 2
It's a little bit awkward, I'm still not sure how he's feeling about everything, it's so hard to guess other people's feelings!
Speaker 1
That's very true!  Have you been dating, or is it just from being around him as neighbors?
Speaker 2
We're not officially dating but he asked me to dinner yesterday but i'm unsure whether he meant to be neighbourly or something more. I guess I'll be able to tell more after the dinner
Speaker 1
That's true.  That's a really good sign, though...that he asked you to dinner.  Perhaps he enjoys hiking too. That would be something fun you could do together.
Speaker 2
I hope so - it's a lot more fun going for hikes with someone else! Have you been out hunting?
Speaker 1
I haven't been lately, but plan to go soon.  I was just reading my message about "I enjoy killing deer".  That sounds very creepy...lol  I can't say I enjoy the actual killing.  I think that hunting reminds me of when I used to go hunting with my dad, so that's why I "enjoy" it.  
Speaker 2
Yeah I tried to word it a little less serial killery lol!! I can understand why you'd enjoy hunting, it isn't my thing but I get that people can enjoy it! So you eat the deer after or sell it on?
Speaker 1
I eat it now.  I didn't used to enjoy it, but since I learned how to cook it, I enjoy it a lot.  You have to cook it a certain way to get rid of that "gamey" taste.
Speaker 2
Yeah I don't love a lot of red meat, is it similar to horse
Speaker 1
I can't even imagine eating a horse.  Changing the subject a bit, I'm curious as to why you do not vote....if you don't mind me asking..
Speaker 2
I just feel like there's no point - they're all as bad as each other and everyone just gets so aggressive regardless of who wins
 7 hours
Speaker 1
I enjoy killing deer. I used to go hunting but haven't gone recently. I used to go hunting with my dad. I eat the deer that I hunt. I didn't used to like eating it, but now I cook it well and enjoy it. I have never eaten horse.
Speaker 2
I'm in love with my neighbor John. People say I'm kind. I have been asked to dinner by John. I enjoy hiking. I have a hard time understanding other people's feelings. I don't enjoy hunting. I don't like red meat. I do not vote because I don't think there is a point.
Speaker 1
I ran into John recently. How are things going between the two of you.
Speaker 2
Things are going great between John and I. We get along well. Have you gone hunting lately?
Speaker 1
Yep. It's now deer season - my favorite time of the year. I was able to get a pretty nice kill last weekend. I've been sharing the meat with friends and family.
Speaker 2
How does one cook deer? Are there many different ways to cook it?
Speaker 1
Generally it's a pretty tough meat because deer are lean. But I usually grind it and make sausage or cook it rare like a steak!
Speaker 2
Do you have a sausage making machine?
Speaker 1
I have a meat grinder that I use to grind the meat. When I attach a narrow tube, it doubles as a sausage maker! I know you're not a fan of red meat, but would you like to try some homemade sausage?
Speaker 2
I don't like red meat but I would consider trying it. Do you add anything to the meat that you grind before turning them into sausages, like spices or filler?
Speaker 1
Yep! It's definitely the spices that make the sausage great. I usually put in a combination of any of the following: garlic, paprika, black pepper, spinach, cheese, red pepper, etc.
Speaker 2
That sounds good actually. Do you ever have conflicting feelings about hunting deer?
Speaker 1
I do take seriously the idea of taking a life. But I do it as respectfully as I can, make it painless and most of all, wasteless. I use every bit of the animal, and I think that's the most respectful way to kill an animal.
Speaker 2
Do you use a rifle to hunt deer?
 9 hours
Speaker 1
I enjoy killing deer. I used to go hunting but haven't gone recently. I used to go hunting with my dad. I eat the deer that I hunt. I didn't used to like eating it, but now I cook it well and enjoy it. I have never eaten horse. Deer season is my favorite. I grind deer meat to make sausage or cook it rare. I have a meat grinder that I can use as a sausage maker. I put spices and seasonings in my sausage. I respectfully kill an animal.
Speaker 2
I'm in love with my neighbor John. People say I'm kind. I have been asked to dinner by John. I enjoy hiking. I have a hard time understanding other people's feelings. I don't enjoy hunting. I don't like red meat. I don't know how to cook deer. I do not vote because I don't think there is a point. I am in a relationship with John and we get along well.
Speaker 1
I'm experimenting with a new blend of spices and came up with one I think you might like...
Speaker 2
I'll try your sausage if you let me take you horse hunting.
Speaker 1
haha is that even legal? I made the blend of spices for fish, I thought you and john might like it.
Speaker 2
That sounds delicious. I don't know if its legal but the family who lives on the property sure don't like it.
Speaker 1
hahaha. Sorry, about my typing errors. I injured my fingers in the meat grinder so typing isn't easy right now.
Speaker 2
You think that's bad, you should see me after chopping some vegatables. It looks like the Manson family visited.
Speaker 1
LOL I have safety cutting devices in a drawer but always get to involved in the process and forget until I get a new injury. 
Speaker 2
Thats hilarious. We should compare our injuries one day. You should come for dinner John will eat the sausage and I'll make my onion and beet salad
Speaker 1
I would love to come. I will bring over some fish and the sausage as well as a bottle of my spice blend. it will be good on your salad, too.
Speaker 2
Spice blend is what John and I call date night. That sounds like a plan
Speaker 1
I will bring over a box of bandages, too. Just in case. and will leave early so you get your spice on with John. lol
Speaker 2
That was fun Thanks. I cant wait for dinner
 13 hours
Speaker 1
I enjoy killing deer. I used to go hunting but haven't gone recently. I used to go hunting with my dad. I eat the deer that I hunt. I didn't used to like eating it, but now I cook it well and enjoy it. I have never eaten horse. Deer season is my favorite. I grind deer meat to make sausage or cook it rare. I have a meat grinder that I can use as a sausage maker. I put spices and seasonings in my sausage. I respectfully kill an animal. I have come up with a new spice blend. I injured my fingers while cooking. I own safety cutting devices. I own bandages.
Speaker 2
I'm in love with my neighbor John. People say I'm kind. I have been asked to dinner by John. I enjoy hiking. I have a hard time understanding other people's feelings. I don't enjoy hunting. I go horse hunting. I don't like red meat. I don't know how to cook deer. I do not vote because I don't think there is a point. I am in a relationship with John and we get along well. I think fish is delicious. I usually injure myself while cooking.
Speaker 1
My fingers are killing me, I think they might be infected.
Speaker 2
How did you hurt them?
Speaker 1
In the meat grinder. It could've been so much worse, but I do think I'll need to go to the doctor. 
Speaker 2
Oh my! That sounds painful. I would definitely have it checked out.
Speaker 1
I will. How are things going with John so far? 
Speaker 2
It's very new, but so far it's going well. He is a perfect gentleman.
Speaker 1
I'm so happy for you! It's always nice when attraction is mutual. Is it weird dating a neighbor? Or is it that convenient? 
Speaker 2
I think it's very convenient. It may be weird if we break up though.
Speaker 1
That's true. Hopefully that won't happen. I'd still love to get together with you guys for a dinner once my fingers heal. 
Speaker 2
That would be great. What would you like to eat?
Speaker 1
Oh, I'll eat pretty much anything. I can bring something too! I know you said John likes sausage. I'll bring some over for him. What's your favorite thing to cook? 
Speaker 2
I love to cook fish. Do you like fish?
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