Speaker 1
I am a lacto-ovo vegetarian. I like to hike. I have red hair. My favorite drink is sprite. I have a pet parrot named tasha.
Speaker 2
I am blonde. I like to watch football. My mom is a nurse. I am a therapist. My favorite food is pizza.
Speaker 1
I like hiking and soda. I do not eat meat. I have a parrot.  My parrot talks. I am a redhead. I do not proofread texts. I like to make jokes.
Speaker 2
I love pizza. I like football. I live with my mon who is a nurse. I am blond and a therapist. I make jokes. I really like pirate humor.
Speaker 1
Hello. I just got back from a hike. Now I'm going to drink a sprite.
Speaker 2
Sounds good. All you need a pizza! I eat pizza at least weekly.
Speaker 1
Mmm I could use a pizza too. I'm a vegetarian though..
Speaker 2
Veggie pizza as good! While watching football.
Speaker 1
Yeah I think so too. Can I bring my pet parrot tasha to watch?
Speaker 2
Of course! My mom loves parrots. She's a nurse.
Speaker 1
That's cool. My parrot has red feathers like my hair colour.
Speaker 2
Wish I had red hair. I'm a blond therapist. My clients think I'm ditsy, at first..
Speaker 1
I'm sure you stent. They shouldn't be so quick to judge..
Speaker 2
Right! Does your parrot talk?
Speaker 1
Oops. Auto correct. I meant aren't. Yes my parrot says yaarrrhhhh matey.
Speaker 2
Does he rob people of their bullion and wear an eye patch?
Speaker 1
I've taught him how to rob people so I can get money and never get caught.
Speaker 2
I bet he's a formidable swordsman, to boot.
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Speaker 1
I like hiking and soda. I do not eat meat. I have a parrot.  My parrot talks. I am a redhead. I do not proofread texts. I like to make jokes.
Speaker 2
I love pizza. I like football. I live with my mon who is a nurse. I am blond and a therapist. I make jokes. I really like pirate humor.
Speaker 1
Yarrrrr, matey. Would you be up for some pizza and football soon? I'll bring the parrot and sprite if you bring the vegetarian pizza.
Speaker 2
Sounds like fun!  Does your parrot tell pirate jokes?
Speaker 1
No, he doesn't have a good sense of humor. When I try to tell him jokes, he covers his head with a wing and groans.
Speaker 2
That's too bad. For a minute I thought you might have a comedy career together!  I guess i won't tell him any of my pirate jokes then. 
Speaker 1
You might as well try. Who knows! You might find one he laughs at.
Speaker 2
True. He might think blonds are funnier than redheads! HA! What football game do you want to watch?
Speaker 1
Hmm. I'm not too picky. Who's playing? Do you have a favorite team?
Speaker 2
I like to watch my alma mater play, but they aren't very good.  Maybe we should watch the Alabama game.
Speaker 1
That sounds good! If you want to come over, I'll order some pizza and wings.
Speaker 2
You sure your parrot won't be concerned about the wings?  Of course, maybe he can tell they are vegetarian wings.
Speaker 1
Yeah, they just look like saucy food nuggets to him. He has seeds to chomp on, so he's fine.
Speaker 2
That's good.  I wouldn't want him to get  paranoid!  Do you think he'll talk to me? Does he have a large vocabulary?
2 days
Speaker 1
I like hiking and soda. I do not eat meat. I have a parrot.  My parrot talks. I am a redhead. I do not proofread texts. I like to make jokes. I have tried to tell my parrot jokes. I am not too picky about which football game I watch.
Speaker 2
I love pizza. I like football. I live with my mon who is a nurse. I am blond and a therapist. I make jokes. I really like pirate humor. My alma mater's football team is not very good. I am a vegetarian.
Speaker 1
I got my parrot to finally laugh at some of my jokes, I have to tell you which joke worked.
Speaker 2
Tell me! I have to try telling that joke to my mom. 
Speaker 1
What do you give a sick bird? tweetment
Speaker 2
LOL! Your parrot might react to that joke since it's about the same species. Doubt this will work on my mom then.  
Speaker 1
She must be sick of your pirate jokes by now.
Speaker 2
She is not a fan of my jokes for sure, especially the pirates ones. She told me once I should therapy myself out of my jokes.
Speaker 1
This one is more of a pun, but... What happens if you take the "P" out of a pirate?
Speaker 2
Yup, I tried that one on her too... she did become irate. LOL. I need to expand my joke repertoire. 
Speaker 1
Well, if you know that one then you are already an expert pirate jokester. LOL.
Speaker 2
Maybe I should start studying on Parrot jokes. Any suggestions?
Speaker 1
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
Speaker 2
LOL! Have you tried that one with your parrot?
4 days
Speaker 1
I like hiking and soda. I do not eat meat. I have a parrot that I tell jokes to. My parrot talks. I am a redhead. I do not proofread texts. I like to make jokes. I have tried to tell my parrot jokes. I am not too picky about which football game I watch.
Speaker 2
I love pizza. I like football. I live with my mon who is a nurse. I am blond and a therapist. I make jokes. I really like pirate humor. My alma mater's football team is not very good. I am a vegetarian. My mom doesn't like my jokes, especially pirate jokes. I want to learn more jokes.
Speaker 1
My parrot repeated one of my jokes and it was really funny.
Speaker 2
I would have love to hear that. Your jokes are always funny, but to hear a parrot tell it would be great.
Speaker 1
You will have to come over sometime and hear the parrot say the joke. 
Speaker 2
Yes, I will. I can't wait I'm laughing thinking about it. Maybe you will have taught it another one by then.
Speaker 1
Yes, I will get to work on the and see if I can teach it another one. When do you want to come by?
Speaker 2
Why don't we do a dinner in about a week. Give you time to try to teach him another joke. 
Speaker 1
Yes, that sounds good. That should be enough time. We will talk about dinner in a couple of days. But probably do take out
Speaker 2
Yes, that will be great. I can't wait this will be so much fun.
Speaker 1
Yes, It will be so much fun. We always have so much fun when we are together. Be thinking about what you want to eat.
Speaker 2
I will I am trying to remember that meal we had last time we went out that we liked so much.
Speaker 1
I can not think what it was. Was it something with chicken? 
Speaker 2
I think it was. I will try and remember before that day so we can order it again.
5 days
Speaker 1
I like hiking and soda. I do not eat meat. I have a parrot that I tell jokes to. My parrot talks. I am a redhead. I do not proofread texts. I like to make jokes. I have tried to tell my parrot jokes who can repeat the things I say. I am not too picky about which football game I watch. I like to show off my parrot's speech to friends. I want to teach my parrot a new joke. I don't like to do my own cooking, so I prefer takeout and fast food.
Speaker 2
I love pizza. I like football. I live with my mon who is a nurse. I am blond and a therapist. I make jokes. I really like pirate humor. My alma mater's football team is not very good. I am a vegetarian. My mom doesn't like my jokes, especially pirate jokes. I like to listen to jokes and comedy. I want to listen to my friend's parrot talk.
Speaker 1
My parrot was nibbling on my hair and I told her to cut it out. Now she won't stop repeating "cut it out" in her mocking impression of me.
Speaker 2
LOL. I love to watch parrots and tropical bird videos on YouTube, especially when they're having toddler meltdowns.
Speaker 1
Yeah, I love watching those too. I really like watching cat and dog videos, too. They make me wish I had every pet!
Speaker 2
Same! I love the cat videos. Sometimes they're total sociopaths. Do you have any pets besides the parrot? 
Speaker 1
I only have my parrot. I'm not sure how he'd react to having other pets around because he loves attention. Do you have any pets?
Speaker 2
I'm thinking of getting a cat from the shelter. You'd probably have a complicated time keeping a parrot and cat both because cats carry diseases that are harmful to birds.
Speaker 1
That's a good point. It looks like I won't be getting any new pets soon. Do you have any names in mind for your cat?
Speaker 2
I'd like to get a tortoiseshell or calico and name her Dolly. 
Speaker 1
How cute! I hope she'll get to enjoy your pirate jokes. What does your mom think about cats?
Speaker 2
I haven't broached the subject. She might be a tough sell on having one in her house. She's kind of humorless.
Speaker 1
Oh no... My mom wasn't too happy about my parrot, either. I'm sure she'll come around eventually though!!
Speaker 2
I hope so! Maybe meeting the cat will soften her up.
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