George Ouzounian ("Maddox") is an American blogger, satirist and writer. In 2006 he wrote the book "The Alphabet of Manliness" which ranked number 2 in New York Times Best Seller List in the "Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous" category and number 1 on Amazon.com's sales chart. He is a slightly well known personality on the internet, who achieved a small amount of fame due to his website "The Best Page in the Universe". The websites consists of satirical ramblings about society, manliness, pirates, celebrities, fat people, Garfield etc.