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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Humor, animals,based on songs,cat,dog,I7 source available,last lousy point,Museum,parser,puzzles,slavery,Source Code,They Might Be Giants,Zorkmid
gpt
You are a lowly human slave, suffering beneath the squamous toes of your new lizard overlords. Patrisnake Kssshsss has charged you with getting rid of all trace of mammals in the back rooms of the Don Quixote Memorial Museum.

You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. Your co-slaves have already gone through most of museum, including thankfully, the toilets. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.
human
About yourself
gpt
You are a lowly human slave.
human
You look at what you're carrying with you
gpt
You are carrying:
a lizard whistle (being worn)
human
You examine the whistle
gpt
Around your neck is a whistle. The whistle can be blown to summon the Patrisnake Kssshsss. This should only be done when you've collected as many mammals as you expect to be able to get.
human
You examine the skip
gpt
The skip is empty.
human
Blow whistle
gpt
You give the whistle a sharp blow, and in moments Patrisnake Ksshss arrives to survey the skip.

He (or she?) is aghast by the distinct lack of mammals in the skip.
human
You enter the skip
gpt
You climb into the skip.
human
Blow whistle
gpt
You give the whistle a sharp blow, and in moments Patrisnake Ksshss arrives to survey the skip.

He finds you within the skip and smiles (snakes always smile) as he orders all the contents (including yourself) summarily destroyed.
human
You examine the desk
gpt
A large wood-panelled information desk sits in the atrium, with a little drawer on the staff side.
human
You open the drawer
gpt
You open the little drawer, revealing a packet of pork scratchings and a piece of string.
human
You get the scratchings
gpt
Taken.
human
You examine the scratchings
gpt
This is a pack of dried battered scraps of pig, some with visible stubble.
human
You put the scratchings in the skip
gpt
You throw the packet of pork scratchings into the skip.
human
You examine the skip
gpt
In the skip is a packet of pork scratchings.
human
Go east
gpt
(first opening the little door)

You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an incredibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
human
Go west
gpt
You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.
human
You go to the west
gpt
The once impressive collection of portraits has now disappeared, most likely looted. The gallery is centred around a great window that overlooks the eastern exit.

A lone moose head is all that remains.
human
You look at the window
gpt
The window has been broken open, and a crowbar is still jammed in it.
human
You look at the crowbar
gpt
The crowbar is a solid length of metal with a hooked end, designed for prying things.
human
You take the crowbar
gpt
Taken.
human
You examine the head
gpt
On closer inspection, it looks like a caribou.
human
You take the head
gpt
It's pretty much nailed to the wall.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a crowbar
a piece of string
a lizard whistle (being worn)
human
You take the moose
gpt
You're carrying too many things already.
human
Tie string around moose
gpt
You tie the piece of string to the caribou head.
human
Drag moose
gpt
Nothing obvious happens.
human
Look around
gpt
The once impressive collection of portraits has now disappeared, definitely looted. The gallery is centred around a great window that overlooks the eastern exit.
human
Go east
gpt
You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.
human
You drop the crowbar
gpt
Dropped.
human
You take the string
gpt
You deftly untie the string.

You already have that.
human
You put the moose in the skip
gpt
You throw the caribou head into the skip.
human
You go south
gpt
You are greeted by a sunny day on the steps of the museum. The grand entrance looms up to the north, while steps radiate out in all other directions. Going in such directions would, of course, be highly forbidden.

A dog is mourning here over the vaporised remains of its owner.
human
You examine the dog
gpt
The dog is one of those really sad looking pugs. You know how you can have jolly looking pugs? Well this isn't one of them.
human
You kick the dog
gpt
Violence begets violence. Or maybe it begets sentient lizard people. Either way, it's not the solution.
human
You go to the south
gpt
You really shouldn't stroll off from the museum: that is in direct violation of the commands of your lizard overlords.
human
You take the dog
gpt
The dog growls at you, and refuses to be budged from the remains of its owner.
human
You tie the string to dog
gpt
Unfortunately, the mourning dog doesn't seem to be too enthusiastic about that plan. It'd probably work on a smaller animal though.
human
You examine owner
gpt
GS. YOU You see nothing special about the vaporised remains.
human
You take the remains
gpt
Taken.
human
You go north
gpt
You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.

You can also see a crowbar here.

The mourning dog arrives from the south.
human
You put the remains in the skip
gpt
NE POINT.]

> >S

> MUSeYou throw the vaporised remains into the skip.

The dog clambers into the skip to be closer to the remains.
human
You go east
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an improbably high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
human
You look at the ceiling
gpt
Above you is a very high ceiling!

In the high ceiling is a reticent bat.
human
You look at the bat
gpt
The bat is circling above you, apparently reticent about coming down.
human
Go north
gpt
The cloak room is musty and full of old coats.
human
You examine the coats
gpt
Which do you mean, the blue raincoat, the snakeskin coat or the ocelot coat?
human
You look at ocelot coat
gpt
It's a faux-fur ocelot coat, as revealing as it is tasteless.
human
You wear the ocelot coat
gpt
(first taking the ocelot coat)
You put on the ocelot coat.
human
You remove ocelot coat
gpt
You take off the ocelot coat.
human
You examine the snakeskin coat
gpt
ONE POINT.]

> >S
The coat is made of real snake skin. Best not show this to Kssshsss...
human
You examine the blue
gpt
It's a famous design, with an inside pocket.
human
You examine the pocket
gpt
The pocket is very spacious.

In the inside pocket is a pair of fox-fur gloves.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
an ocelot coat
a piece of string
a lizard whistle (being worn)
human
You drop the coat
gpt
(the ocelot coat)
Dropped.
human
You examine gloves
gpt
The gloves are made of fox leather and lined with fox fur.
human
You search blue
gpt
The pocket is very spacious.
human
Look around
gpt
The cloak room is musty and full of old coats.

You can see an ocelot coat here.
human
You wear the gloves
gpt
You put on the pair of fox-fur gloves.
human
Wear coat
gpt
(the ocelot coat)
(first taking the ocelot coat)
You put on the ocelot coat.
human
You go south
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an impossibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
human
You go west
gpt
Atrium
You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.

You can also see a crowbar here.
human
You put the gloves in the skip
gpt
(first taking it off)
You throw the pair of fox-fur gloves into the skip.
human
You go east
gpt
Back Corridor
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a significantly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
human
You go east
gpt
You stand in a vast maze of shelves and low tables cluttered with all the pots and less interesting artefacts that haven't won a place in the public parts of the museum.

A half-constructed whale skeleton hangs from the ceiling from long thin wires.
human
You look at the skeleton
gpt
The bones form the back end of a whale- mostly a rib cage and tail bones.
human
You look at the shelves
gpt
The shelves are stacked with banal pots and unfathomable ancient trinkets. On one of the shelves there's a pair of secateurs.
human
You examine the secateurs
gpt
It's a small pair of very sharp hand-shears, used for snipping or cutting things.
human
You take the secateurs
gpt
Taken.
human
You cut the wire with the secateurs
gpt
TH A SIGNIFICANTLY HIGH You snip the many wires that hold up the whale skeleton, and with the last one all the bones fall into a vast pile at your feet.
human
You examine the pots
gpt
One pot stands out as particularly significant. Not because of the design (a bland series of brown lines), but because of the massive stuffed dolphin sticking out of it.
human
You look at the dolphin
gpt
It's a small river dolphin, gently preserved for future generations to admire.
human
You drop the secateurs
gpt
Dropped.
human
You tie the string to whistle
gpt
You tie the piece of string to the lizard whistle.
human
You take the whale
gpt
You'll never be able to pick up the whale bones while you're carrying the stuffed dolphin.
human
Look around
gpt
You stand in a vast maze of shelves and low tables cluttered with all the pots and less interesting artefacts that haven't won a place in the public parts of the museum.

There's a pile of whale bones here.

You can also see a pair of secateurs here.
human
S trinkets
gpt
YI only understood you as far as wanting to s the long thin wires.
human
You examine the trinkets
gpt
The holding room is full of the cultural detritus of ages. And pots. Lots of pots. Apparently, the only thing that consistently survives each era is a culture's equivalent to Tupperware.
human
You examine the tables
gpt
The low tables mostly just hold uninteresting pots, but one of them has a massive crate on it.
human
Examine crate
gpt
It's a massive crate with an Australian postage mark on the side- it's currently nailed shut.
human
Go west
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a plot relevant high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
human
You go to the west
gpt
You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.

You can also see a crowbar here.
human
You put the dolphin in the skip
gpt
> BACK CORrYou throw the stuffed dolphin into the skip.
human
You go to the east
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an incredibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
human
Go east
gpt
You stand in a vast maze of shelves and low tables cluttered with all the pots and less interesting artefacts that haven't won a place in the public parts of the museum.

There's a pile of whale bones here.

On a low table is a massive crate (closed).

You can also see a pair of secateurs here.
human
You examine the artefacts
gpt
The holding room is full of the cultural detritus of ages. And pots. Lots of pots. Apparently, the only thing that consistently survives each era is a culture's equivalent to Tupperware.
human
You pry the crate with crowbar
gpt
You pry open the crate, revealing a severely over-stuffed koala within.
human
You look at the koala
gpt
The taxidermist evidently had never seen a living koala, and so did not know when to stop stuffing the late marsupial. It's almost bursting at its clearly visible seams.
human
You hug the koala
gpt
You can only do that to something animate.
human
You take the koala
gpt
You give the koala a pull, but it's too overstuffed to remove.
human
You drop the crowbar
gpt
Dropped.
human
You cut the koala
gpt
You shear into the overstuffed koala, revealing a mound of treated straw bursting out of its abdomen.
human
You examine the straw
gpt
There's really so much more stuffing that you'd imagine could fit in a single koala.
human
You take the koala
gpt
You pull out the koala, revealing a slightly squashed stuffed echidna underneath.
human
You examine the echidna
gpt
YIt's a slightly squashed prickly monotreme. Given that it's stuffed, it's not likely it'll lay eggs any time soon.
human
Examine crate
gpt
You've broken open the massive crate.
human
You drop the echidna
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an improbably high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.

Dropped.
human
You take the whale
gpt
PRYED OPEN.

> >p
Back Corridor
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an impossibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You stand in a vast maze of shelves and low tables cluttered with all the pots and less interesting artefacts that haven't won a place in the public parts of the museum.

There's a pile of whale bones here.

On a low table is a massive crate (empty).

You can also see an over-stuffed koala, a pair of secateurs, a treated straw stuffing and a crowbar here.

The bones are very bulky but surprisingly light.
human
You drop the whale
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a significantly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.

You can also see a stuffed echidna here.

Dropped.
human
You take the koala
gpt
Back Corridor
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a plot relevant high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You stand in a vast maze of shelves and low tables cluttered with all the pots and less interesting artefacts that haven't won a place in the public parts of the museum.

On a low table is a massive crate (empty).

You can also see an over-stuffed koala, a pair of secateurs, a treated straw stuffing and a crowbar here.
human
You look at your surroundings
gpt
You stand in a vast maze of shelves and low tables cluttered with all the pots and less interesting artefacts that haven't won a place in the public parts of the museum.

On a low table is a massive crate (empty).

You can also see a pair of secateurs, a treated straw stuffing and a crowbar here.
human
You drop the koala
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an incredibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.

You can also see a whale bones and a stuffed echidna here.

Dropped.
human
You put the koala in the skip
gpt
CORRYOU THROW THe(first taking the over-stuffed koala)

You throw the over-stuffed koala into the skip.
human
You put the whale in the skip
gpt
(first taking the whale bones)

You pick up the bones again.

You throw the whale bones into the skip.
human
You put the echidna in the skip
gpt
(first taking the stuffed echidna)

You throw the stuffed echidna into the skip.
human
Look around
gpt
You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.
human
You go east
gpt
Back Corridor
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an improbably high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
human
Go south
gpt
The office of the curator is mostly taken up by a huge painting of a giraffe. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.

On the small desk is a rock paperweight.
human
You examine paperweight
gpt
It's a pet rock. They were all the craze once: everyone wanted one.
human
You examine the painting
gpt
A somewhat postmodern arrangement of orange and black splodges. You're fairly sure that the only animals harmed by the making of this painting were the human critics paid to look at it.

You hear some squeaking from somewhere in the room.
human
You tie the string around the rock
gpt
(first untying the string)

You deftly untie the string.

You already have that.

You tie the piece of string to the rock paperweight.
human
You listen
gpt
TO SOUtYou think you can hear some squeaking from behind the huge giraffe painting.

You hear nothing unexpected.

There's that squeaking again.
human
You take the painting
gpt
It's rather attached to the wall.
human
You examine the chair
gpt
The chair is huge and overstuffed, but it looks like it could easily be moved between places.

On the huge overstuffed chair is the resident cat.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a rock paperweight
an ocelot coat (being worn)
a lizard whistle (being worn)
human
You drop the paperweight
gpt
Dropped.

Yep, definitely some squeaking.
human
You go east
gpt
Main Holding Room
You stand in a vast maze of shelves and low tables cluttered with all the pots and less interesting artefacts that haven't won a place in the public parts of the museum.

On a low table is a massive crate (empty).

You can also see a pair of secateurs, a treated straw stuffing and a crowbar here.
human
You take the secateurs and crowbar
gpt
pair of secateurs: Taken.
crowbar: Taken.
human
Go south
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a significantly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

The office of the curator is mostly taken up by a huge painting of a giraffe. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.

You can see a rock paperweight here.

Yep, definitely some squeaking.
human
Pry painting with crowbar
gpt
NE UP BY ONE POINT.]

> >S
TThe painting tears off the wall, landing in a torn heap on the floor.
human
Look around
gpt
The painting lies in tatters on the floor of the office, revealing a hole in the brickwork behind. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.

You can see a hole in the brickwork (in which is a family of shrews) and a rock paperweight here.
human
You examine the shrews
gpt
There's a small family of shrews living in the brickwork. The only thing you remember about shrews is that if you try to poison them, it only makes their bites fatal. And that might not be true.
human
You take the shrews
gpt
Pick them up with your unprotected hands?! They're vicious little biting things; it's not going to happen.
human
You drop the secateurs and crowbar
gpt
pair of secateurs: Dropped.
crowbar: Dropped.
human
You show shrews to cat
gpt
(first taking the family of shrews)
Pick them up with your unprotected hands?! They're vicious little biting things; it's not going to happen.
human
You look at the cat
gpt
The cat is a rather fluffy tortoiseshell, insistent on following you around.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
the resident cat
an ocelot coat (being worn)
a lizard whistle (being worn)
human
Pet cat
gpt
The cat purrs merrily as you pet her.
human
You put the cat in skip
gpt
N HEAP ON THE FlYou throw the resident cat into the skip.
human
You take the gloves
gpt
Taken.

The cat gets bored of being in the skip and jumps out.
human
Go east
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an incredibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

The resident cat arrives from the west.
human
Go south
gpt
The painting lies in tatters on the floor of the office, revealing a hole in the brickwork behind. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.

You can see a crowbar, a pair of secateurs, a hole in the brickwork (in which is a family of shrews) and a rock paperweight here.

The resident cat arrives from the north.
human
You wear the gloves
gpt
You put on the pair of fox-fur gloves.
human
You take the shrews
gpt
POINTS.]

> >eTaken.
human
You examine the hole
gpt
There's a gaping hole in the crumbling brickwork.

The cat turns around three time, flops to the ground and falls asleep.
human
Look around
gpt
The painting lies in tatters on the floor of the office, revealing a hole in the brickwork behind. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.

You can see the resident cat, a crowbar, a pair of secateurs, a hole in the brickwork (empty) and a rock paperweight here.
human
You examine the fridge
gpt
It's a small white box for keeping things cold.
human
You open the fridge
gpt
You open the fridge, and inside is a glass of milk, a regular trifle, a bunch of grapes and a vegan trifle.
human
You examine milk
gpt
L, LANdIt's a cold glass of milk. From the smell, you'd say it might be goat's milk.
human
You look at regular
gpt
It's a three-tiered concoction of full-fat cream, ox gelatin jelly, and milk-powder-enriched sponge cake.
human
You look at the grapes
gpt
Just a bunch of sad looking grapes.
human
You examine vegan
gpt
It's gluten and sugar free as well. You can only assume that it's made entirely from rice starch.
human
You take the milk and regular
gpt
glass of milk: You're carrying too many things already.
regular trifle: You're carrying too many things already.
human
You put the shrews in skip
gpt
POINT.]

> >S

> TTHE PaYou throw the family of shrews into the skip.
human
You put the gloves in the skip
gpt
(first taking it off)
You throw the pair of fox-fur gloves into the skip.
human
You look at what you're carrying with you
gpt
You are carrying:
a bunch of grapes
an ocelot coat (being worn)
a lizard whistle (being worn)
human
Go east
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an impossibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
human
You look at the bat
gpt
The bat is circling above you, apparently reticent about coming down.
human
You drop the grapes
gpt
Dropped.
human
Wait
gpt
Time passes.
human
You go north
gpt
The painting lies in tatters on the floor of the office, revealing a hole in the brickwork behind. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.

You can see a pair of secateurs, the resident cat, a crowbar, a hole in the brickwork (empty) and a rock paperweight here.

You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a significantly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You can see a bunch of grapes here.
human
You go to the south
gpt
Curator's Office
The painting lies in tatters on the floor of the office, revealing a hole in the brickwork behind. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.

You can see a pair of secateurs, the resident cat, a crowbar, a hole in the brickwork (empty) and a rock paperweight here.
human
You take the milk and regular
gpt
glass of milk: Taken.
regular trifle: Taken.
human
You take the vegan
gpt
You're carrying too many things already.
human
Go north
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a plot relevant high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You can see a bunch of grapes here.
human
You put the milk in the skip
gpt
You throw the glass of milk into the skip.
human
You put the trifle in the skip
gpt
You throw the regular trifle into the skip.
human
You take the cat
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an incredibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You can see a bunch of grapes here.

The painting lies in tatters on the floor of the office, revealing a hole in the brickwork behind. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.

You can see a pair of secateurs, the resident cat, a crowbar, a hole in the brickwork (empty) and a rock paperweight here.

You pick her up and she miaows with minor concern.
human
You go west
gpt
Back Corridor
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an improbably high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You can see a bunch of grapes here.

You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.
human
You put the cat in the skip
gpt
IGH CEILING. THeYou throw the resident cat into the skip.
human
Wait
gpt
Time passes.
human
Go east
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an impossibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You can see a bunch of grapes here.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
an ocelot coat (being worn)
a lizard whistle (being worn)
human
Go south
gpt
The painting lies in tatters on the floor of the office, revealing a hole in the brickwork behind. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.

You can see a pair of secateurs, a crowbar, a hole in the brickwork (empty) and a rock paperweight here.

The cat gets bored of being in the skip and jumps out.
human
You take the vegan and the rock
gpt
THE SKIP.

> [YOUR SCovegan trifle: Taken.
rock paperweight: Taken.

The resident cat arrives from the north.
human
Go north
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a significantly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You can see a bunch of grapes here.

The resident cat arrives from the south.
human
You put vegan on the grapes
gpt
Putting things on the bunch of grapes would achieve nothing.

The cat rubs against your legs.
human
You tie the string to the cat
gpt
(first untying the string)

You want the string tied around the rock paperweight.
human
You throw the rock at the bat
gpt
No, that would be cruel.
human
Swing the rock
gpt
There's nothing sensible to swing here.

The cat purrs contently.
human
You tie the string to bat
gpt
With the string, you tie the bat to the rock, anchoring the poor bat to the rock.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a vegan trifle
an ocelot coat (being worn)
a lizard whistle (being worn)
human
You take the rock
gpt
That seems to be a part of the anchored bat.
human
You take the bat
gpt
The bat is too high to jump and catch from the ground.
human
You take the string
gpt
You want the string tied around the anchored bat.
human
You throw the coat at the bat
gpt
No, that would be cruel.
human
You check what you're carrying
gpt
You are carrying:
a vegan trifle
an ocelot coat (being worn)
a lizard whistle (being worn)

The cat stretches joyously.
human
Look around
gpt
The painting lies in tatters on the floor of the office, revealing a hole in the brickwork behind. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.

You can see the resident cat, a pair of secateurs, a crowbar and a hole in the brickwork (empty) here.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
K You are carrying:
a rock paperweight
a vegan trifle
an ocelot coat (being worn)
a lizard whistle (being worn)

The cat rubs against your legs.
human
You eat vegan
gpt
You've already had lunch.
human
You cut the self
gpt
Things aren't that dire yet.

The cat purrs contently.
human
You show the grapes to bat
gpt
(first taking the bunch of grapes)
You're carrying too many things already.
human
You show the grapes to bat
gpt
(first taking the bunch of grapes)
The reticent bat is unimpressed.
human
You show the vegan to bat
gpt
.]

> >UNDO

> BACK COrThe reticent bat is unimpressed.

The cat stretches joyously.
human
Go north
gpt
The cloak room is musty and full of old coats.

The resident cat arrives from the south.
human
You take the coat
gpt
(the ocelot coat)
You already have that.
human
Look around
gpt
The cloak room is musty and full of old coats.

You can see the resident cat here.
human
Go south
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a plot relevant high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You can see a bunch of grapes and a rock paperweight here.

The resident cat arrives from the north.
human
You show the snakeskin coat to the bat
gpt
The reticent bat is unimpressed.

The cat stretches joyously.
human
You show the bat to the cat
gpt
> DROPPe(first taking the reticent bat)
The bat is too high to jump and catch from the ground.

The cat turns around three time, flops to the ground and falls asleep.
human
You wear the snakeskin coat
gpt
You put on the snakeskin coat.
human
You drop the snakeskin coat
gpt
(first taking the snakeskin coat off)
Dropped.
human
You wear the gloves
gpt
BAT)

> THE BAt(first taking the pair of fox-fur gloves)
You put on the pair of fox-fur gloves.
human
You take the shrews
gpt
Taken.
human
Go east
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an incredibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You can see a vegan trifle, a snakeskin coat, the resident cat, a bunch of grapes and a rock paperweight here.
human
You show the shrews to bat
gpt
The reticent bat is unimpressed.
human
You show regular to the bat
gpt
HE CAT STRETCHES JOyThe reticent bat is unimpressed.
human
You look at your surroundings
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an improbably high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You can see a vegan trifle, a snakeskin coat, the resident cat, a bunch of grapes and a rock paperweight here.
human
You put regular and the shrews and the gloves in the skip
gpt
>L

> BACK CORRIDOR

> YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A dregular trifle: You throw the regular trifle into the skip.
family of shrews: You throw the family of shrews into the skip.
pair of fox-fur gloves: (first taking it off)
You throw the pair of fox-fur gloves into the skip.
human
You take the pork
gpt
Taken.
human
You examine the skip
gpt
In the skip are a pair of fox-fur gloves, a family of shrews, a regular trifle, a glass of milk, a stuffed echidna, a whale bones, an over-stuffed koala, a stuffed dolphin, a mourning dog, some vaporised remains and a caribou head.
human
Go east
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an impossibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You can see a vegan trifle, a snakeskin coat, the resident cat, a bunch of grapes and a rock paperweight here.
human
You show the pork to bat
gpt
ONE POINT.]

> >S
The reticent bat is unimpressed.
human
You go to the south
gpt
The painting lies in tatters on the floor of the office, revealing a hole in the brickwork behind. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.

You can see a pair of secateurs, a crowbar and a hole in the brickwork (empty) here.
human
You open the fridge
gpt
That's already open.
human
You go north
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a significantly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You can see a vegan trifle, a snakeskin coat, the resident cat, a bunch of grapes and a rock paperweight here.
human
You cut the koala
gpt
]

> >S

> THE You've already cut that!
human
You put the pork in skip
gpt
You throw the packet of pork scratchings into the skip.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a pair of secateurs
an ocelot coat (being worn)
a lizard whistle (being worn)
human
You drop the ocelot
gpt
(first taking the ocelot coat off)
Dropped.
human
You stand on the chair
gpt
You get onto the huge overstuffed chair.
human
You take the bat
gpt
Triumphantly, you leap and grasp hold of the bat.
human
You tie the bat to the string
gpt
With the string, you tie the bat to the rock, anchoring the poor bat to the rock.
human
You take the cat
gpt
ING TO BeYou're carrying too many things already.
human
You check what you're carrying
gpt
You are carrying:
the resident cat
an anchored bat
a lizard whistle (being worn)
human
You look around
gpt
Back Corridor (on the huge overstuffed chair)
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an improbably high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You can see a vegan trifle, a snakeskin coat and a bunch of grapes here.

On the huge overstuffed chair you can see a pair of secateurs.
human
Go west
gpt
(first getting off the huge overstuffed chair)

You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.

You can also see an ocelot coat here.
human
Go east
gpt
You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an impossibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.

You can see a vegan trifle, a snakeskin coat and a bunch of grapes here.
human
You wear snakeskin
gpt
(first taking the snakeskin coat)
You put on the snakeskin coat.
human
You go to the west
gpt
You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.

You can also see an ocelot coat here.
human
You put the bat in the skip
gpt
NT.]

> >S

> THE YOuYou throw the anchored bat into the skip.
human
You put the cat in the skip
gpt
You throw the resident cat into the skip.
human
You look at the skip
gpt
In the skip are the resident cat, an anchored bat, a packet of pork scratchings, a pair of fox-fur gloves, a family of shrews, a regular trifle, a glass of milk, a stuffed echidna, a whale bones, an over-stuffed koala, a stuffed dolphin, a mourning dog, some vaporised remains and a caribou head.
human
You take the ocelot
gpt
Taken.

The cat gets bored of being in the skip and jumps out.
human
You put the ocelot in the skip
gpt
You throw the ocelot coat into the skip.

The cat starts lapping at the milk, but then gets bored.

The cat climbs up the faux-fur ocelot coat, destroying it in no time at all.
human
You put the cat in the skip
gpt
(first taking the resident cat)

You pick her up and she miaows with minor concern.

You throw the resident cat into the skip.

The cat gets bored of being in the skip and jumps out.
human
You enter the skip
gpt
[YOUR SCOrYou climb into the skip.
human
Wait
gpt
Time passes.
human
Go outside
gpt
You get out of the skip.

You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.

You can also see the resident cat here.
human
You take the cat
gpt
> THAT'You pick her up and she miaows with minor concern.
human
You enter the skip
gpt
You climb into the skip.
human
You drop the cat
gpt
Dropped.
human
You put the cat in the skip
gpt
The resident cat is already here.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a snakeskin coat (being worn)
a lizard whistle (being worn)
human
Blow whistle
gpt
You give the whistle a sharp blow, and in moments Patrisnake Ksshss arrives to survey the skip.

He finds you within the skip and smiles (snakes always smile) as he orders all the contents (including yourself) summarily destroyed.

Just before you are incinerated, Kssshsss congratulates you on finding everything in the museum.
human
You exit
gpt
You get out of the skip.

You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.

In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.
human
You put the snakeskin in the skip
gpt
You throw the snakeskin coat into the skip.

The cat gets bored of being in the skip and jumps out.
human
You take the cat
gpt
P.

> ATRIuYou pick her up and she miaows with minor concern.
human
You put the cat in the skip
gpt
You throw the resident cat into the skip.
human
Blow whistle
gpt
You give the whistle a sharp blow, and in moments Patrisnake Ksshss arrives to survey the skip.

"So," starts Ksssnsss, "a magnificent performance, you have found all the mammalian items!"

"But you're much too clever by half..." he says, eating you whole. Lizards are not known for their appreciation of high-achievers.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a snakeskin coat (being worn)
a lizard whistle (being worn)

The cat gets bored of being in the skip and jumps out.
human
You put the cat in the skip
gpt
You throw the resident cat into the skip.

The cat gets bored of being in the skip and jumps out.
human
You put the cat in the skip
gpt
(first taking the resident cat)

You pick her up and she miaows with minor concern.

You throw the resident cat into the skip.
human
Blow whistle
gpt
You give the whistle a sharp blow, and in moments Patrisnake Ksshss arrives to survey the skip.

"So," starts Ksssnsss, "a magnificent performance, you have found all the mammalian items!"

"But you're much too clever by half..." he says, eating you whole. Lizards are not known for their appreciation of high-achievers.
human
You go north
gpt
The rest of the museum has been cleared already, your job lies in the back room through the little door to the east.
human
You go south
gpt
You are greeted by a sunny day on the steps of the museum. The grand entrance looms up to the north, while steps radiate out in all other directions. Going in such directions would, of course, be highly forbidden.

A dog is mourning here over the vaporised remains of its owner.
human
You go to the south
gpt
You really shouldn't stroll off from the museum: that is in direct violation of the commands of your lizard overlords.
human
Go south
gpt
You boldly stride beyond the confines of the museum, rebelling against your less-than-benevolent overlords.