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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Fantasy,Fairy tale, walkthrough
gpt
Once upon a time...

This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves, as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty, despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living room to the south.

On the table are a potato peeler (empty) and some diamonds.
human
About yourself
gpt
You're Snow White, in case you were wondering. And no, you don't bite people or try to drink their blood, whatever Miss Short may claim.
human
You look at the peeler
gpt
It's a funner operated by a crank. You put a potato inside, turn the crank, and the potato comes out at the other end, magically peeled.
human
You examine the diamonds
gpt
The dwarves (or dwarfs) spend their days hard at work mining this stuff, but then they just leave it hanging around the place and never sell it. Go figure.
human
You take diamonds
gpt
Taken.
human
You turn the Crank
gpt
Crank: turned. Good job.
human
You put the diamonds in the peeler
gpt
You put the diamonds into the potato peeler.
human
You look in the peeler
gpt
The potato peeler is empty.
human
You examine the diamonds
gpt
These diamonds look slightly scratched now. That potato peeler, no doubt.
human
You look at your surroundings
gpt
This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves, as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty, despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living room to the south.

On the table is a potato peeler (empty).
human
You examine table
gpt
On the table is a potato peeler (empty).
human
You take the peeler
gpt
That's far too heavy a contraption to carry around. You'd rather not drop it on your foot, lest the pain be inconvenient.
human
Go south
gpt
You can still hear the sound of drunken dwarves (or dwarven drunks) snoring solemnly from within the confines of the living room. Best not to bother them now.
human
Go north
gpt
There is no door to the north, because in Airy Fairy Dairy Tralalala Forest the sun always shines -- even at midnight, which is somewhat inconvenient, but never mind. The kitchen lies to the south.

An utterly evil witch is waiting for you, patiently holding out a bright red apple. Her arm looks stiff from all that waiting, as far as you can judge from the irritated and bored expression on her ugly face.

The witch tries to grab the diamonds, but your reflexes are too fast for her.
human
You examine the witch
gpt
She looks somewhat malevolent, albeit a tad bored. In her hand is an apple.

The witch appears to have a fixation upon those diamonds of yours.
human
You look at apple
gpt
You see nothing special about the apple.

The witch is now staring at the diamonds that you carry around so boldly upon your person.
human
You ask the witch about the apple
gpt
You can only do that to something animate.
human
Attack witch
gpt
Violence. Tut, tut, tut.

The witch tries to grab the diamonds, but your reflexes are too fast for her.
human
You go to the south
gpt
This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves, as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty, despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living room to the south.

On the table is a potato peeler (empty).

The utterly evil witch arrives from the north.
human
You take the apple
gpt
You reach out tentatively. "At last!" the witch cackles with relief. "Any longer and I would have been late for my breakfast!" She gives you the apple and vanishes in a puff of black smoke. The birds stop singing for a moment, allowing some invisible musician to play on his strident organ with notes of doom.
human
You put the diamonds in the peeler
gpt
You put the diamonds into the potato peeler.

The witch tries to grab the diamonds, and you swiftly push her into the potato peeler. Despite all her efforts, she remains stuck inside it. "Damn you, Snow White!" she curses.

The witch wiggles and shakes her fist angrily, but remains resolutely stuck inside the potato peeler.
human
You turn the Crank
gpt
There is a gruesome sound as you promptly perform both magicide and regicide in one turn of the crank. The witch being no more, you become the rightful Queen of Lalaland, and reign for many years.
Crank: turned. Good job.
human
Go north
gpt
There is no door to the north, because in Airy Fairy Dairy Tralalala Forest the sun always shines -- even at midnight, which is somewhat inconvenient, but never mind. The kitchen lies to the south.

An utterly evil witch is waiting for you, patiently holding out a bright red apple. Her arm looks stiff from all that waiting, as far as you can judge from the irritated and bored expression on her ugly face.
human
You eat the apple
gpt
You bite into it. Alas, it is poisoned. You drop down and fall into a coma, from which you are awakened by an ugly prince with boils on his nose. You take the nearest axe and bean him over the head: serves him right for sexual harassment.
human
You go to the south
gpt
This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves, as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty, despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living room to the south.

On the table are a potato peeler (empty) and some diamonds.
human
You put the apple in the peeler
gpt
You put the apple into the potato peeler.
human
You turn the Crank
gpt
Crank: turned. Good job.
human
You examine apple
gpt
It's been peeled. Yay.
human
You eat the apple
gpt
You bite into it. Tasty, and without the slightest trace of poison in it.
human
Xyzzy
gpt
You utter the magic word. The fabric of reality transmutates into cosmic doughnuts, celestial waffles and baffled Canadians. You hear a mystic voice mutter, "150. That is the answer. Not 42, you brainless numbskulls."

And then all returns to normal once more. Whew.
human
Yes
gpt
cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0
human
You take the table
gpt
That's hardly portable.
human
Go north
gpt
There is no door to the north, because in Airy Fairy Dairy Tralalala Forest the sun always shines -- even at midnight, which is somewhat inconvenient, but never mind. The kitchen lies to the south.

An utterly evil witch is waiting for you, patiently holding out a bright red apple. Her arm looks stiff from all that waiting, as far as you can judge from the irritated and bored expression on her ugly face.
human
You go north
gpt
You walk off into the woods, alone, and meet a werewolf, a woodcutter and a wailing woman walking on water. The rest of the story is somewhat complicated, and also alliterative.
human
You hit witch
gpt
Violence. Tut, tut, tut.
human
You go south
gpt
This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves, as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty, despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living room to the south.

On the table are a potato peeler (empty) and some diamonds.

The utterly evil witch arrives from the north.
human
You look at the ceiling
gpt
It's above your head.
human
You hit the ceiling
gpt
A single blow is enough to send it crashing down on top of you. Some time later, you emerge from the debris, your lovely dress all ruined. You figure this is a great way to fake your death, so you promptly leave the forest and become a pirate on the high seas. The evil Queen is none the wiser.
human
You eat the diamonds
gpt
What you'd simply kill for is an apple. A nice, red, juicy apple.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
some diamonds
human
You examine table
gpt
On the table are an apple and a potato peeler (empty).

> GET APPLE

Taken.
human
You check what you're carrying
gpt
You are carrying:
an apple
some diamonds
human
You examine apple
gpt
It's been peeled. Yay.
human
You take the Crank
gpt
That seems to be a part of the potato peeler.

> PUT SELF IN PEELER

(first taking yourself)
You are always self-possessed.
human
You enter the PEELER
gpt
That's not something you can enter.

> THROW SELF IN PEELER

(first taking yourself)
You are always self-possessed.
human
You examine the potato
gpt
It's a funner operated by a crank. You put a potato inside, turn the crank, and the potato comes out at the other end, magically peeled.