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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Fantasy, cover art,diagnostic puzzles,I6 source available,Inform 6,logic,parser,parser coding,randomized,short,single puzzle,single room,systematic puzzles
gpt
After a series of adventures too mind-boggling to put into words, you finally arrive at the antechamber to the Count's treasure vault! Oh my, oh me...

69,105 Keys

For more about this game, type ABOUT. For credits, type CREDITS.

Wowzers. The Count opted for simplicity and vague elegance in his treasure vault antechamber, choosing to dress the walls, floor, and ceiling alike in money-green marble tiles delicately flecked with gold. Apart from yourself and the stupendously locked vault door to the south, there's nothing here. Except for... THE KEYS.

Like so many fallen autumn leaves, an astonishing number of keys litter the floor of this antechamber.

(the keys)
Just try examining or counting the keys (or interesting subsets of keys).
human
You look at the keys
gpt
You see nothing special about the keys.

Except, of course, that the keys come in a large number of garish colors. The bows of the keys, that is, the wide ends of the keys are painted in various colors. The shafts of the keys, of course, are not painted.
human
About yourself
gpt
You're a young adventurer determined to win the Count's final challenge: to obtain the treasure he locked up in his vault so many years ago.
human
You look at what you're carrying with you
gpt
You are carrying nothing. So not cool.
human
You take all
gpt
keys: It's pointless to pick up any of these keys except the one key that you want: the key to the vault door.
human
You count the keys
gpt
You see 69105 keys here.
human
You look at the door
gpt
The heavy vault door is closed and locked. Very locked. Your keen adventurer eyes espy the following inscription:

"One of these keys is not like the others.
One of these keys just isn't the same.
That one unique key unlocks my vault.
Perhaps it would help if you tried my name.
-- Count Keys"
human
Look around
gpt
Wowzers. The Count opted for simplicity and vague elegance in his treasure vault antechamber, choosing to dress the walls, floor, and ceiling alike in money-green marble tiles delicately flecked with gold. Apart from yourself and the stupendously locked vault door to the south, there's nothing here. Except for... THE KEYS.

Like so many fallen autumn leaves, an astonishing 69,105 keys litter the floor of this antechamber.
human
You examine the colours
gpt
There are numerous colors of keys. You see white keys, black keys, red keys, orange keys, yellow keys, green keys, blue keys, violet keys, brown keys, pink keys, grey keys, turquoise keys, magenta keys, taupe keys, beige keys, aqua keys, navy keys, and cyan keys.

The colors are painted on the bows (the fat ends) of the keys; the metal shafts of the keys are bare. Every key is painted with exactly one color. There are no unpainted keys.
human
You examine the red key
gpt
You see nothing special about the keys with red bows.

Perhaps you should be more specific? Try specifying the metal as well.
human
You examine the metal
gpt
Who knew that keys were made in so many types of metal? You can see silver keys, copper keys, steel keys, iron keys, gold keys, nickel keys, bronze keys, brass keys, chrome keys, and even aluminum keys here.
human
You examine the silver keys
gpt
You see nothing special about the silver keys.

Wait. The keys have brand names stamped on them. Acme, Borden, Carter, and so on. How many brands are there?
human
You get the carter key
gpt
It's pointless to pick up any of these keys except the one key that you want: the key to the vault door.
human
You count brands
gpt
There are 6 brands of keys here.
human
You count the colours
gpt
There are 18 colors of key bows here.
human
You count the metals
gpt
There are 10 metals used to make the keys here.
human
Count acme
gpt
You see 13770 Acme keys here.
human
Count borden
gpt
You see 255 Borden keys here.
human
You count Carter
gpt
You see 13770 Carter keys here.
human
You examine Borden
gpt
You see nothing special about the Borden keys. Hmmm. There's gotta be something else...

And there is! Some keys are scratched and some keys are unscratched! At the top of the shafts of some keys, there's a tiny little horizontal scratch. Bwah-ha-ha! Other adventurers might miss such a tiny detail, but not you!

Let's call this the scratchness property. (How many properties is that now?)
human
Count scratchness
gpt
There are 2 scratchnesses.
human
Count properties
gpt
Each key has 7 qualities or properties.
human
You count the acme silver keys
gpt
You see 1530 Acme silver keys here.
human
Count scratched
gpt
You see 27794 scratched keys here.
human
Count acme silver scratched keys
gpt
You see 1530 scratched Acme silver keys here.
human
You count unscratched
gpt
You see 41311 unscratched keys here.
human
Count borden scratched
gpt
You see 254 scratched Borden keys here.
human
You take unscratched Borden
gpt
With confidence, you take the one and only unique key.
human
You open the door with the key
gpt
(the unique key)
You fancy you hear hosannas sing in your honor as you unlock the vault door and claim a treasure so fabulous, a mere text description of which could hardly do it justice. Gosh.
human
You count yourself
gpt
There's just one of you, babe.
human
You look at your surroundings
gpt
Wowzers. The Count opted for simplicity and vague elegance in his treasure vault antechamber, choosing to dress the walls, floor, and ceiling alike in money-green marble tiles delicately flecked with gold. Apart from yourself and the stupendously locked vault door to the south, there's nothing here. Except for... THE KEYS.

Like so many fallen autumn leaves, an astonishing number of keys litter the floor of this antechamber.
human
Count leaves
gpt
There are 0 leaves here. But nice try.
human
You remember Count
gpt
You remember three things about Count Keys. One: he loves counting things. Two: he loves keys. Three: he has a marvelous treasure in his treasure vault. You're not quite sure what this treasure is, but you know he obtained it during his worldwide travels.

In his will, the Count decreed that after he died, a grand contest should be held in his home. Adventurers would compete, solving a series of intricate puzzles of his own design until, finally, one adventurer manages to reach the treasure and claim it. You hope that that adventurer will be you.
human
You count the tiles
gpt
There are 2400 marble tiles here. You're glad it wasn't you that had to install all these tiles and get them to line up straight. You hate repetitive work.
human
Plugh
gpt
My original title was always 69,105 Keys, but I brainstormed some other titles anyway. They were: Which Key?; The Count of Keys; Keygasm; Antechamber of Keys; Keys, Keys, Keys; and Qualia Control.
human
You rub Keys
gpt
That won't help. None of the keys are dusty, dirty, grimy, slimy, tarshined, rusty, or encrusted. Cleanliness is not a property you have to worry about. Be thankful.
human
You examine the brands
gpt
There's a handful of different brand names printed on the keys: Acme, Borden, Carter, Dynamo, Emperor, and Guardian.
human
Xyzzy
gpt
A hollow voice sings:
"I xyz zy spiders on the wall... I xyz zy cobwebs in the hall...
I xyz zy candles on the shelf... When I'm alone, I xyz myself!"
human
Count borden
gpt
You see 13770 Borden keys here.
human
Sing
gpt
You sing:
"You can't ride in my little wagon,
The front seat's broken, and the back wheel's saggin'.
Chug. Chug. Chug chug chug.
Next verse, the same as the first!
A little bit LOUDER and a little bit WORSE!"
human
Dance
gpt
This antechamber isn't zoned for public dancing. Nertz.
human
You jump
gpt
Ugh, no. The Pit of De Spare Keys was exhausting. You've had enough jumping about for today.
human
Blow leaves
gpt
(first taking the leaves)
You can't see any such thing.
human
You examine the properties
gpt
Several qualities may help you distinguish one key from another. The keys differ from each other in their size, shape, color, brand name, metal, edging style, and, scratchness. (By "scratchness", we mean whether the key is scratched or not.)
human
You eat the properties
gpt
(first taking the qualities)
Qualities are an abstract concept which you can only examine or count.
human
You look at edging
gpt
Carefully inspecting the keys before you, you notice that the edges of the keys' bows have different edging styles. Some edges are milled with tiny grooves. Some keys have pebbled edges which feel bumpy. Some keys have rounded edges. And, of course, some key edges are flat and unadorned.
human
Bother
gpt
Quite.
human
You screw lock
gpt
You are unable to.
human
You eat Keys
gpt
(first taking the keys)
It's pointless to pick up any of these keys except the one key that you want: the key to the vault door.
human
You eat lock
gpt
(first taking the vault door)
That's hardly portable.
human
Count rounded
gpt
You see 22950 keys with rounded-edge bows here.
human
Xyzzy
gpt
A hollow voice sings:
"I xyz zy spiders on the wall... I xyz zy cobwebs in the hall...
I xyz zy candles on the shelf... When I'm alone, I xyz myself!"
human
You kiss yourself
gpt
If you think that'll help.
human
You squeeze yourself
gpt
Keep your hands to yourself.
human
Count milled
gpt
You see 22950 keys with milled-edge bows here.
human
You count flat
gpt
You see 255 keys with flat-edge bows here.
human
You sort Keys
gpt
How? There's no obvious order to sort them into.
human
You eat Keys
gpt
(first taking the keys)
It's pointless to pick up any of these keys except the one key that you want: the key to the vault door.
human
You count yourself
gpt
There's just one of you, babe.
human
You look at what you're carrying with you
gpt
You are carrying nothing. So not cool.
human
Count flat scratched
gpt
You see 254 scratched keys with flat-edge bows here.
human
You examine the lock
gpt
The heavy vault door is closed and locked. Very locked. Your keen adventurer eyes espy the following inscription:

"One of these keys is not like the others.
One of these keys just isn't the same.
That one unique key unlocks my vault.
Perhaps it would help if you tried my name.
-- Count Keys"
human
You count the wall
gpt
There are 4 walls here. No surprise there.
human
You get the inscription
gpt
That's hardly portable.
human
Sing
gpt
You sing:
"You can't ride in my little wagon,
The front seat's broken, and the back wheel's saggin'.
Chug. Chug. Chug chug chug.
Next verse, the same as the first!
A little bit LOUDER and a little bit WORSE!"
human
You examine the colors
gpt
There are numerous colors of keys. You see white keys, black keys, red keys, orange keys, yellow keys, green keys, blue keys, violet keys, brown keys, pink keys, grey keys, turquoise keys, magenta keys, taupe keys, beige keys, aqua keys, navy keys, and cyan keys.

The colors are painted on the bows (the fat ends) of the keys; the metal shafts of the keys are bare. Every key is painted with exactly one color. There are no unpainted keys.
human
Count white
gpt
You see 4050 keys with white bows here.
human
You screw yourself
gpt
That would be less than courteous.
human
You screw lock
gpt
You are unable to.
human
Fuck
gpt
Count off. Fuck on.
human
You look
gpt
Wowzers. The Fuck opted for simplicity and vague elegance in his treasure vault antechamber, choosing to dress the walls, floor, and ceiling alike in money-green marble tiles delicately flecked with gold. Apart from yourself and the stupendously locked vault door to the south, there's nothing here. Except for... THE KEYS.

Like so many fallen autumn leaves, an astonishing number of keys litter the floor of this antechamber.
human
You count yourself
gpt
There's just one of you, babe.
human
You remember Count
gpt
You remember three things about Fuck Keys. One: he loves fucking things. Two: he loves keys. Three: he has a marvelous treasure in his treasure vault. You're not quite sure what this treasure is, but you know he obtained it during his worldwide travels.
human
You look at Keys
gpt
In his will, the Fuck decreed that after he died, a grand contest should be held in his home. Adventurers would compete, solving a series of intricate puzzles of his own design until, finally, one adventurer manages to reach the treasure and claim it. You hope that that adventurer will be you.

You see nothing special about the keys.

Except, of course, that the keys come in a large number of garish colors. The bows of the keys, that is, the wide ends of the keys are painted in various colors. The shafts of the keys, of course, are not painted.
human
You look at door
gpt
The heavy vault door is closed and locked. Very locked. Your keen adventurer eyes espy the following inscription:

"One of these keys is not like the others.
One of these keys just isn't the same.
That one unique key unlocks my vault.
Perhaps it would help if you tried my name.
-- Fuck Keys"
human
You remember Count
gpt
You remember three things about Fuck Keys. One: he loves fucking things. Two: he loves keys. Three: he has a marvelous treasure in his treasure vault. You're not quite sure what this treasure is, but you know he obtained it during his worldwide travels.

In his will, the Fuck decreed that after he died, a grand contest should be held in his home. Adventurers would compete, solving a series of intricate puzzles of his own design until, finally, one adventurer manages to reach the treasure and claim it. You hope that that adventurer will be you.
human
Fuck the properties
gpt
Each key has 7 qualities or properties.
human
You count brands
gpt
There are 6 brands of keys here.
human
Count scratched flat
gpt
You see 254 scratched keys with flat-edge bows here.
human
You count unscratched flat
gpt
You see 1 unscratched key with a flat-edge bow here. That's it! Take it!
human
You take it
gpt
With confidence, you take the one and only unique key.
human
You unlock door
gpt
(with the unique key)
You fancy you hear hosannas sing in your honor as you unlock the vault door and claim a treasure so fabulous, a mere text description of which could hardly do it justice. Gosh.
human
Amsuing
gpt
Please give one of the answers above.