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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Slice of life, 
gpt
The cucumbers are what you're thinking of. A lot seems to have happened just now and the details aren't set yet but you think cucumbers are involved.

You're suspended from the seat belt, which probably saved your life. Before you, a display of carelessly pressed flowers seen through a tangled network of fissured glass. There is an occasional sound of glass parting or metal yielding but the largest threat seems to be your inversion. To one side, a still inflated airbag obscures the driver. On the other side, outside the car, there's a large metal thing and a small furry thing. Somewhere, you believe there are cucumbers.

A comfortingly strong seatbelt holds you where you are.

You can also see a cigarette lighter here.
human
You look at lighter
gpt
Part of the car's standard equipment, it pushes in to heat and pops out when it's reached the ignition point of cigarettes.
human
About yourself
gpt
As good-looking as ever.
human
You open the seatbelt
gpt
(first unlocking the seatbelt)
You must have hit your head, you're not making sense.
human
You look at the seatbelt
gpt
Some kind of incredibly strong cloth with a buckle.
human
You press the buckle
gpt
Nothing obvious happens.
human
You examine furry
gpt
Slightly smaller than a person and covered with thick fur.
human
You look at the driver
gpt
Someone close to you, you remember that much.
human
You press the lighter
gpt
You manage to flail a limb at it and depress the lighter.
human
You examine the airbag
gpt
A big white puffy thing fills the left side of your vision. There's a sharp smell, as if someone had swept up all the dust from a library and packed it in to a pipe and smoked it.
human
You examine lighter
gpt
Part of the car's standard equipment, it's glowing with a hot heat.
human
You take lighter
gpt
With a boastful little POP, the lighter ejects. Fate is with you, and you snare it in your hand.
human
You burn seatbelt
gpt
*** Run-time problem P10: Since the seatbelt is not allowed the property "temperature", it is against the rules to try to use it.

<illegal heat> lighter does you no good.
human
Burn airbag
gpt
This dangerous act would achieve little.
human
You wait awhile
gpt
Time passes.
human
Look
gpt
(the cigarette lighter)
Part of the car's standard equipment, it's glowing with a hot heat.
human
You look
gpt
You're suspended from the seat belt, which probably saved your life. Before you, a display of carelessly pressed flowers seen through a tangled network of fissured glass. There is an occasional sound of glass parting or metal yielding but the largest threat seems to be your inversion. To one side, a still inflated airbag obscures the driver. On the other side, outside the car, there's a large metal thing and a small furry thing. Somewhere, you believe there are cucumbers.

A comfortingly strong seatbelt holds you where you are.

With a boastful little POP, the lighter ejects. Fate is with you, and you snare it in your hand.
human
You burn seatbelt
gpt
The material yields to the heat, stretching and finally giving out entirely. You are freed. The lighter rolls from your fingers and is lost.

Innumerable small shards of glass sparkle on the floor which under normal conditions would be the ceiling. You can escape from here. From this angle you can see there's a boxy metal car and a much smaller furry thing near by.
human
Exit
gpt
There's an extraordinary distortion to the grill of the car, as if it were fondant someone leaned against. If you didn't cross the median, you must be east of the highway, meaning the other end of the car is west of here.
human
You examine the car
gpt
A boxy vehicle, before it encountered a tree. Now its sides have been skewed and its contents scattered around it.
human
You go west
gpt
This is where the trunk is , which you think some people call a boot but not like foot boot, more like a beer boot. Maybe you did hit your head. About the only important thing to know is that it currently opens down instead of up, as the car is lying on its roof.
human
You open the trunk
gpt
You open the trunk, revealing a paper grocery bag.
human
You take the bag
gpt
Oh, there they are.
human
You look in the bag
gpt
In the paper grocery bag are six cucumbers.
human
Go east
gpt
There's an extraordinary distortion to the grill of the car, as if it were fondant someone leaned against. If you didn't cross the median, you must be east of the highway, meaning the other end of the car is west of here.
human
You examine furry
gpt
Slightly smaller than a person and covered with thick fur.
human
You eat cucumber
gpt
(first taking the cucumber)
You eat the cucumber. Not bad.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a paper grocery bag
six cucumbers
human
You drop the driver
gpt
The driver is already here.
human
You take the driver
gpt
That's hardly portable.
human
You give the cucumber to the driver
gpt
You can only do that to something animate.
human
Go east
gpt
There's an extraordinary distortion to the grill of the car, as if it were fondant someone leaned against. If you didn't cross the median, you must be east of the highway, meaning the other end of the car is west of here.
human
Go inside
gpt
Innumerable small shards of glass sparkle on the floor which under normal conditions would be the ceiling. You can escape from here. From this angle you can see there's a boxy metal car and a much smaller furry thing near by.
human
You wear furry
gpt
(first taking the furry)
That's hardly portable.
human
You get all
gpt
cucumber: Taken.
cucumber: Taken.
cucumber: Taken.
cucumber: Taken.
cucumber: Taken.
cucumber: Taken.
human
Y.
gpt
cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0