system
You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Humor, Source Code,walkthrough
gpt
The future's not what it's cracked up to be! Jetpacks and joybooths are cool and all, but you've always had a special place in your heart for history and its artefacts- so much that it was long ago that you decided you wanted to be a roguish space pirate (way before it was considered cool, in fact).

Vault of Hugo II: Electric Boogaloo

Hugo v3.1 / Library 31031

This place is pretty amazing. Of course, your attention is mainly drawn to the north, where the big Hugo Vault Door keep you from its treasures. Also somewhat neat is the desk near it. You came from the east, but there was a cave-in just moments ago, trapping you. Luckily, there seems to be a room past a tight squeeze to the southwest.
human
You go to the east
gpt
The way back to the ALAN Wing has been blocked by a cave-in. Those plaques written in Comic Sans are inaccessible to you for now.
human
Examine vault
gpt
This thing is the real deal. There's no way you're getting this bad boy open without some serious firepower.
human
You look at the desk
gpt
This is quite a sturdy work desk. On top of it is a typewriter, and behind the typewriter is an output tray for sheets of paper to fall into.

The desk has the 100 year old awesomatic-typewriter and an output tray on it.
human
You look in tray
gpt
The output tray is empty.
human
You examine Typewriter
gpt
Unbelievable! Everybody remembers the "automatypewriter" that predates this one, but not many remember the Awesomatic-Typewriter that came much later, playing only Hugo games. This one seems to be in the middle of a game of "Quest For Museum" and is currently waiting for a command. If you feel up to the challenge, TYPE "COMMAND" ON TYPEWRITER.
human
Go southwest
gpt
You'd never make that squeeze while carrying anything!
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying a landmine.
human
You examine the landmine
gpt
The only thing you have left- after using all of your good ordnance raiding this museum- is your trusty landmine. With its hair-trigger mechanism, it'll explode at a moment's notice. It may not be the safest kind of landmine to carry around on one's person, but hey, they are among the cheapest! It is roughly 8 by 10 inches in length and fires powerful shrapnel in all directions.
human
You put the landmine in the tray
gpt
You put the landmine in the output tray.
human
Go southwest
gpt
It's a tight fit, but you make it, finding yourself in...

What a weird place. Some graffiti lines the concrete walls, but the real star of the room is the little creepy coffin at its center. Also, did I mention that the floor is dusty?
human
You look at the floor
gpt
What a horribly dirty floor! Where's the abandoned museum cleaning staff?
human
You examine the coffin
gpt
Creepy! Little! Coffin! It is closed.
human
You look at the graffiti
gpt
It reads, "Don't you hate spelling 'graffiti' right in IF games???"
human
Open coffin
gpt
Scary stuff! With great trepidation, you slowly open up the coffin's lid. Shockingly enough, the contents are revealed to be a hand vacuum (a dustbuster, ya know?). Somebody here had a sense of humor.
human
You take the vacuum
gpt
Taken.
human
Vacuum dust
gpt
In a fit of dustbusting fever, you attack the dusty floor with the dustbuster. Your efforts are rewarded by revealing a trapdoor. Huzzah!
human
You open the trapdoor
gpt
Opened.

Inside the trapdoor is a game walkthrough.
human
You read it
gpt
(assuming you mean the game walkthrough)
Somebody hid away this walkthrough for the game "Quest For Museum." There are lots of little comments making snide remarks about the game itself. Interestingly, there's a note that the command >SCRAPE PARROT at any point results in the biggest infodump in the game.
human
You drop all
gpt
dustbuster: Dropped.
game walkthrough: Dropped.
human
You go northeast
gpt
It's a tight fit, but you make it, finding yourself in...

This place is pretty amazing. Of course, your attention is mainly drawn to the north, where the big Hugo Vault Door keep you from its treasures. Also somewhat neat is the desk near it. You came from the east, but there was a cave-in just moments ago, trapping you. Luckily, there seems to be a room past a tight squeeze to the southwest.
human
You look at Typewriter
gpt
Unbelievable! Everybody remembers the "automatypewriter" that predates this one, but not many remember the Awesomatic-Typewriter that came much later, playing only Hugo games. This one seems to be in the middle of a game of "Quest For Museum" and is currently waiting for a command. If you feel up to the challenge, TYPE "COMMAND" ON TYPEWRITER.

The page finishes printing and falls into the output tray without much fanfare. Uninterested with the result, you instantly throw the paper away- NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.
human
You put the landmine in the tray
gpt
You put the landmine in the output tray.