system
You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Slice of life, cover art,single room,Speed-IF O,SpeedIF,SpeedIF June 2001,walkthrough
gpt
Well, here you are, in sunny sunny Alaska!! (That's sarcasm, by the way.) You're here to get your favorite comic book author, Neil Gaiman, to sign your entire collection of Sandman comic books. For some
reason, he's here for an astrology convention. And of course, *that's* in Alaska, because that's where the Faboo Telescope is, in middle of nowheresville. Ah, the rough life of a comic book fan...

Program by David Welbourn (dswxyz@look.ca)

You are at the astrology convention in Alaska.

You can see a large chest (which is closed), a luncheon and Neil
Gaiman here.
human
Open chest
gpt
Ah! The horror! Your heart skips a beat in fear! You open the large chest, revealing the dead body of Alexander The Great.
human
You examine Alexander
gpt
This is the frozen body of Alexander the Great. Dead, of course -- he died in 323 B.C. -- but still looking great! For a corpse, that is.
human
You take Alexander
gpt
That's fixed in place.
human
You examine the luncheon
gpt
The luncheon on the chest is somewhat eclectic, featuring, amongst other things, an okra and seaweed salad, elderberry wine, a box of Cracker Jack(tm), and a selection of chocolate Kinder Eggs(tm).
human
You check what you're carrying
gpt
You are carrying:
your Sandman comic book collection
human
You examine collection
gpt
Actually, FYI, these are *not* mere comic books. They are "graphic novels". They're in near-mint condition and in distressing need of
Neil Gaiman's autograph.
human
You get the wine
gpt
Neil Gaiman is your favourite comic book author, ever.

Taken.
human
You drink the wine
gpt
You drink the elderberry wine containing the arsenic and promptly keel over as your heart fails...
human
You eat the salad
gpt
(first taking the okra and seaweed salad)
You eat the okra and seaweed salad. Not bad.
human
You look at cracker jack
gpt
It's a box of Cracker Jack(tm), basically carmel popcorn and peanuts. There's usually a wimpy prize inside too.
human
You eat the cracker jack
gpt
(first taking the box of Cracker Jack(tm))
You eat the box of Cracker Jack(tm). Not bad.
human
You show books to Gaiman
gpt
Neil Gaiman is unimpressed.
human
You give the wine to Gaiman
gpt
"Are you trying to kill me? That's laced with arsenic!"
human
You open the kinder egg
gpt
Ah! The horror! Your heart skips a beat in fear! You open the Kinder Egg(tm), revealing a gyroscope.
human
You get the gyroscope
gpt
Taken.
human
You examine the gyroscope
gpt
This is the coolest Kinder Egg(tm) prize ever! A gyroscope!
human
Turn gyroscope
gpt
Nothing obvious happens.
human
You give the collection to Gaiman
gpt
"I'm hungry!", Mr. Gaiman pouts.
human
You look at what you're carrying with you
gpt
You are carrying:
a gyroscope
a glass of elderberry wine
your Sandman comic book collection
human
You take the salad
gpt
Taken.
human
You give the salad to Neil
gpt
"I can't eat that!", Mr. Gaiman exclaims. "It's covered with Nutri-Sweet! If I eat that, I get migranes."
human
You open cracker jack
gpt
Ah! The horror! Your heart skips a beat in fear! You open the box of Cracker Jack(tm), revealing an elastic band.
human
You show the books to Neil
gpt
Neil Gaiman is unimpressed.
human
You give the books
gpt
Mr. Gaiman magnanimously signs your Sandman collection! At last! At last! All your fellow geeks will be so jealous...

Please give one of the answers above.
human
You check what you're carrying
gpt
You are carrying:
a box of Cracker Jack(tm) (which is open)
an elastic band
an okra and seaweed salad
your Sandman comic book collection