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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Humor, absurd,chef,Comedy,culinary theme,diversion,easy,gender-neutral protagonist,humour,monkey,parser,puzzleless,silly,speed IF,Speed-IF 8,SpeedIF,SpeedIF January 2000,TADS,TADS 2,very brief,walkthrough,Xyzzy Awards 2000
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HELLO CHEF!!!!!1 You must make FOOD!
You have a list! First to food wins!

You are a Chef!

Hello Cook!!! You are outside a SHOP. You can go north-east or
east. The SHOP is here. An exit leads south. Also there is a POT here.
human
You examine the shop
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The SHOP is known as 'End of Days'. It is however entitled 'A Freak Accident leaves Seattle Pantsless' due to a strange experience in aught-six.
human
You look at the list
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Hello Chef!! You must find items to put in the pot! This will enable the food to be properly made: attention!

The food requires the following ingredients: potato, monkey, octopus, cabbage, paperclips, tomato. Later the MYSTERY INGREDIENT will be delivered!
human
Go northeast
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Hello Cook!!! This is the corner. There is a 23rd here. Also a Lincoln. You can go south-west.
human
You look at the 23rd
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I don't know how to inspect the number 23.Yogurt falls from the sky!
human
You take the yogurt
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Chef, you cannot take the YOGURT without the PEPPER!!
Salmon falls from the sky!
human
You take the yogurt
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Chef, you cannot take the YOGURT without the PEPPER!!
You hear tinkle-tinkle from southwest!

Corn falls from the sky!

You hear wumpf from southwest!

You hear whap from southwest!
human
You take the corn
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Taken. Potato falls from the sky!

Magnet falls from the sky!

You hear fwish from southwest!
human
You take the potato
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Taken. You hear clink from southwest!

Loaf of bread falls from the sky!
human
You get the potato
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You hear ook from southwest!

Taken. You hear thud from southwest!
human
You take the magnet
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Taken. You hear thunk from southwest!
human
You look around
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Hello Cook!!! This is the corner. There is a 23rd here. Also a Lincoln. You can go south-west.
You see a yogurt, a salmon, and a loaf of bread here.
Bruised tomato falls from the sky!
human
You take the tomato
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Taken. You hear plop from southwest!

You hear cackle from southwest!
human
You take the bread
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Taken. Tongs falls from the sky!

Giant octopus falls from the sky!
human
You take OCTOPUS
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Chef, you cannot take the GIANT OCTOPUS without the TONGS!!
human
You take the salmon
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Chef, you cannot take the SALMON without the FORK!!
human
You take the tongs
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Taken.
human
You take all
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yogurt: Chef, you cannot take the YOGURT without the PEPPER!!
salmon: Chef, you cannot take the SALMON without the FORK!!
giant octopus: Taken.
human
Inventory
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You have a list, a corn, a potato, a magnet, a bruised tomato, a loaf of bread, a tongs, and a giant octopus.
human
You look at the corn
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It looks like an ordinary corn to me.
human
You go southwest
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You see a paperclips, a lost sock, a pepper, a monkey, a an apple,
a banana, and the Blair Witch here.
human
You examine Witch
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It looks like an ordinary the blair witch to me.
human
You get the monkey
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Chef, you cannot take the MONKEY without the BANANA!!
human
You take MONKEY
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paperclips: Taken.
lost sock: Taken.
pepper: Taken.
monkey: Chef, you cannot take the MONKEY without the BANANA!!
an apple: Taken.
banana: Taken.
the blair witch: Chef, you cannot take the THE BLAIR WITCH without the MONKEY!!

Taken.
human
You take MONKEY
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Taken.
human
You look at what you're carrying with you
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You have a list, a corn, a potato, a magnet, a bruised tomato, a loaf of bread, a tongs, a giant octopus, a paperclips, a lost sock, a pepper, a an apple, a banana, a monkey, and the Blair Witch.
human
Go south
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Hello Cook!!! There is a LOT of PARKING here because this is a PARKING LOT. Ha ha! A joke! You are permitted by the cars to go only northwards.
You see a chocolate, a fork, and a cabbage here.
human
You take all
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chocolate: Taken.
fork: Taken.
human
You look
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Hello Cook!!! You are outside a SHOP. You can go north-east or
east. The SHOP is here. An exit leads south. Also there is a POT here.
human
You look at the pot
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This is the pot!! In which to put your items! There's nothing in the SOUP pot.
human
You put the potato in the pot
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Good work Chef!!! But you must find more!! Ingrredients!!!
human
You put all in the pot
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potato: The potato is already in the SOUP pot!
monkey: The monkey is already in the SOUP pot!
cabbage: The cabbage is already in the SOUP pot!
list: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
corn: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
magnet: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
bruised tomato: Good work Chef!!! But you must find more!! Ingrredients!!!
loaf of bread: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
tongs: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
giant octopus: Good work Chef!!! But you must find more!! Ingrredients!!!
paperclips: Good work Chef!!! But you must find more!! Ingrredients!!!
lost sock: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
pepper: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
an apple: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
banana: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
the blair witch: You have no desire to put that in the pot!! chocolate: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
fork: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
A funny clown runs out of the room!A funny clown runs into the room!
human
You examine the pot
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This is the pot!! In which to put your items! In the SOUP pot you see a potato, a monkey, a cabbage, a bruised tomato, a giant octopus, and a paperclips.
human
You look around
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Hello Cook!!! You are outside a SHOP. You can go north-east or
east. The SHOP is here. An exit leads south. Also there is a POT here.
The SOUP pot seems to contain a potato, a monkey, a cabbage, a
bruised tomato, a giant octopus, and a paperclips.
human
You look at the list
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Hello Chef!! You must find items to put in the pot! This will enable the food to be properly made: attention!

The food requires the following ingredients: potato, monkey, octopus, cabbage, paperclips, tomato. Later the MYSTERY INGREDIENT will be delivered!
human
Go northeast
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You see a yogurt and a salmon here.
human
You get all
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yogurt: Taken.
salmon: Taken.
human
You go to the southwest
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The SOUP pot seems to contain a potato, a monkey, a cabbage, a
bruised tomato, a giant octopus, and a paperclips.
A funny clown is here.
A funny clown runs into the room!
human
Wait
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Time passes...
human
You wait for a while
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Time passes...
A funny clown runs out of the room!Iron safe falls from the sky!
It lands on top of clown and breaks open!
human
You look at your surroundings
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Hello Cook!!! You are outside a SHOP. You can go north-east or
east. The SHOP is here. An exit leads south. Also there is a POT here.
The SOUP pot seems to contain a potato, a monkey, a cabbage, a
bruised tomato, a giant octopus, and a paperclips. The iron safe seems to contain a MYSTERY INGREDIENT.
human
You look at safe
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In the iron safe you see a MYSTERY INGREDIENT.
human
You look at it
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I cannot tell you! It is a mystery!!
human
You put it in the pot
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You have completed the soup!! You retired with the FOOD in triumph!! Congratulations Chef!!!