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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Apollo 18 Tribute Album, based on songs,They Might Be Giants,walkthrough
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Outside the bar where you hang out. It's a busy north-south street with a lot of people that you don't care about. Your second favorite place is the taco stand to the east, across the street. Right now you have only one thought. "The ladies."
human
Go east
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You're in the middle of the road. Without even looking, the "lady" drivers all slow down and wait expectantly for your next move. The non-lady drivers throw up their hands in confusion.
human
You go to the east
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In front of the taco stand where you hang out. You know the menu by heart. There are ladies here.
human
Kiss ladies
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Keep your mind on the game.
human
You talk to the ladies
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The ladies beam in heartfelt appreciation and eagerly await your next move....which is to hypnotise them.
human
You take the ladies
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That's hardly portable.
human
You go west
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The Ladies has better things to do.
human
You buy the taco
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Nothing is on sale.
human
Look around
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In front of the taco stand where you hang out. You know the menu by heart. There are ladies here.
human
Go west
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Outside the bar where you hang out. It's a busy north-south street with a lot of people that you don't care about. Your second favorite place is the taco stand to the east, across the street.
human
Go west
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This is the front bar of your favorite watering hole. There's a disco to the right, a pool hall to the left, and a banquet room with tables in the back where people hang out. There are ladies here.
human
You look at Ladies
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The ladies await your next move.
human
You talk to Ladies
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The ladies beam in heartfelt appreciation and eagerly await your next move....which is to hypnotise them.
human
Go north
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The disco has a scattering of groups of people dressed like reality stars. There are ladies here. The banquet room can be seen to the west.
human
You look at Ladies
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The ladies see you and touch their hair.
human
Go south
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A stronger impulse makes you think of your bar....and the ladies.
human
Go west
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This is the front bar of your favorite watering hole. There's a disco to the right, a pool hall to the left, and a banquet room with tables in the back where people hang out. There are ladies here.
human
You go south
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The pool hall is filled with men. There are no ladies here. An open entrance to the banquet room is to the west.
human
You examine the men
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The men glare at you and your hypnotist ways. You smile non-threateningly, but with secret disdain for their inability to hypnotise the ladies.
human
You go to the west
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The banquet room is a large room for paid gatherings. Tonight it's just a hang out. There are ladies here.
human
Sing
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Your singing is abominable.
human
Go north
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The disco has a scattering of groups of people dressed like reality stars. There are ladies here. The banquet room can be seen to the west.
human
Wave
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You wave, feeling foolish.
human
If you don'T reply to this the sentence you have clearly been hypnotized
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LADIES, IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS SENTENCE YOU HAVE CLEARLY BEEN HYPNOTIZED

There is no reply.
human
You check what you're carrying
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You have so far scored 1 out of a possible 5, in 35 turns, earning you the rank of Never needed a pocket watch, Hypnotist of Ladies.

You are carrying nothing.
human
You look at Ladies
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The ladies are sleepy.
human
You look at Ladies
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The ladies await your next move.
human
You examine ladies
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The ladies edge closer to you.
human
You look at Ladies
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The ladies see you and touch their hair.
human
You look at Ladies
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The ladies see you and touch their hair.
human
You examine ladies
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The ladies edge closer to you.