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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Humor, house setting,music references,walkthrough
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Please note that this game might be a little silly. thank you.

You are at your birthday party and your about to eat some cake and stuff
The Kazooist

This is the kitchen. The living room is to the west.

You can see a table (on which is a Pretty Cake) here.
human
About yourself
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You are as good-looking as ever.
human
Inventory
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You are carrying:
a t-shirt (being worn)
jeans (being worn)
tennis shoes (being worn)
human
You eat Cake
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(first taking the Pretty Cake)
It's a piece of cake to eat a pretty cake
Sugar.
SUGAR.
SUGAR!

or even higher on a mountain or something. I don't know. It was awesome. Exhilarating. And then 30 minutes later you crash as if you drank eleven five hour energies and came off it. The cake was extraordinary. And now you are asleep. Your mother kindly takes you to bed

You awake in an unfamiliar place, and a tall bearded man in a robe is before you. You can't really make out his face-But you really like his beard-He speaks and says

"You sir, have come of age and now need to learn the sacred art of being a kazoo master. A prophecy has predicted that you'll be a pretty cool dude one day and your training will begin now. Now navigate the tunnel maze."

And then the man threw down some pellet that released smoke onto the ground, started coughing muttered something or other about his lungs being infernal contraptions and then disappeared with the smoke. (imagine dramatic accents on a kazoo right now).

It is candlelit here, It is too dangerous and unfamiliar to leave the cave, so the only way to go is northwards into the heart of the cave... There is a wooden door to the east of here... not something you would expect in a cave such as this, but okay...

You can see a torch here.
human
You check what you're carrying
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You are carrying:
a t-shirt (being worn)
jeans (being worn)
human
You take the torch
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tennis shoes (being worn)

Taken.
human
You examine the door
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It sorta looks like a kazoo could fit the lock.
human
Go north
gpt
It's as dead end! The only way you could've gone is a dead end. Maybe you can find something interesting here. There is a mysterious hole in the ground and an interesting wall in this room.
human
You examine the wall
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After looking more closely at the wall you notice that there is a passage leading to the Northeast
human
You examine the hole
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In the hole is a kazoo.
human
You get the kazoo
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You pick up the kazoo and you're like "sweet a kazoo!".
You figure that you can probably play some pretty sick-ass songs on it like tunes originally whistled by horror writer Garth Marenghi or mary had a little lamb or something.

After more careful examination you see that there is an inscription that reads "The kazoo of destiny or something" on the side of it. Also, come to think of it you notice that the kazoo kinda looks like the abnormal lock on the abnormal door in the cave entrance.
human
You go to the northeast
gpt
You stumble through the crack in the wall and enter the more mysterious part of the cave

It's pretty cool in this cave,  it goes on in the four cardinal directions

You can see a Mysterious door here.
human
You open it
gpt
The mysterious door opens only when the dial is spun to the right combination.
human
Look around
gpt
It's pretty cool in this cave,  it goes on in the four cardinal directions

You can see a Mysterious door here.
human
You go north
gpt
This is the part of the cave that seems to go in all directions dawg!
human
Search
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What do you want to search?
human
You go south
gpt
You must name something more substantial.
human
Inventory
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You are carrying:
a kazoo
a torch (providing light)
a t-shirt (being worn)
jeans (being worn)
tennis shoes (being worn)
human
You look at kazoo
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It reads "The kazoo of destiny or something" on the side of it.

You figure that you can probably play some pretty sick-ass songs on it like tunes originally whistled by a horror writer or mary had a little lamb or something
human
Go east
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(first opening the Mysterious door)
The mysterious door opens only when the dial is spun to the right combination.
human
You go to the south-west
gpt
This part of the cave is almost as sick-ass as that concert you went to last month! it goes on in almost directions
human
Go northwest
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You are in a library with lots of books on songs you can play on your kazoo are located. To play them just say play  the  song. The rest of the library is north, east and south of here.

You can see a Mysterious door, a dusty book, a shiny book and a cool book here.
human
You examine dusty
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You flip to the first page and it reads:

One thing you can play on your kazoo is the kill song. Its supposed to kill people but no one really knows if it does it for real.

An evil dude popped out and is going to kill you!

You can see an Evil dude here.
human
You play the the kill song
gpt
It doesn't appear to have killed anything...

The Evil dude pulls out a hammer and smashes your skull!
human
You kill the evil dude
gpt
Please give one of the answers above.

Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
human
Hi
gpt
command?
human
You look around
gpt
You can see an Evil dude here.
human
You play the the kill song
gpt
It doesn't appear to have killed anything...

The Evil dude pulls out a hammer and smashes your skull!
human
Burn kazoo
gpt
This dangerous act would achieve little.
human
You throw the torch at the evil dude
gpt
You lack the nerve when it comes to the crucial moment.
human
Sing
gpt
Your singing is abominable.
human
You take ofthe t-shirt
gpt
You take off the t-shirt.
human
Duno
gpt
Undefined command.
human
Y.
gpt
Please note that this game might be a little silly. thank you.

You are at your birthday party and your about to eat some cake and stuff
The Kazooist

This is the kitchen. The living room is to the west.

You can see a table (on which is a Pretty Cake) here.
human
You go west
gpt
There is a kitchen to the east, your bedroom to the south, the cloakroom is west of this room and then the box room is northwards. And I almost forgot the front door is to the northwest and the office is northeast.

You can see a sofa and a lamp (providing light) here.
human
You look at the lamp
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The lamp is currently switched on.
human
You turn the lamp off
gpt
You switch the lamp off.

It is now pitch dark in here!
human
You go to the north
gpt
The Utility room is down from here, while the attic is up....

You can see a cardboard box (closed) here.
human
You open the box
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You open the cardboard box, revealing a spare key and a flashlight.
human
You take the box
gpt
Taken.
human
You look at the flashlight
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The flashlight is currently switched off.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a cardboard box (open)
a spare key
a flashlight
a t-shirt (being worn)
jeans (being worn)
tennis shoes (being worn)
human
Look around
gpt
The Utility room is down from here, while the attic is up....
human
Light flashlight
gpt
This dangerous act would achieve little.
human
You turn on the flashlight
gpt
You switch the flashlight on.

You can see a chest (closed) here.
human
Open chest
gpt
It seems to be locked.
human
You unlock the chest with the key
gpt
(first taking the spare key)
That doesn't seem to fit the lock.
human
You look at the key
gpt
Its a spare key to the front door.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a spare key
a cardboard box (open)
a flashlight (providing light)
a t-shirt (being worn)
jeans (being worn)
tennis shoes (being worn)
human
You get the chest
gpt
Taken.
human
You turn off the flashlight
gpt
You switch the flashlight off.
human
You go south
gpt
There is a kitchen to the east, your bedroom to the south, the cloakroom is west of this room and then the box room is northwards. And I almost forgot the front door is to the northwest and the office is northeast.

You can see a sofa and a lamp (providing light) here.
human
You get the sofa
gpt
That's fixed in place.
human
You turn on the flashlight
gpt
You switch the flashlight on.

This is the utility room, there isn't much to do here at the moment, theres a washer, a dryer and the fusebox. The bathroom is south of here
human
Look around
gpt
This is the utility room, there isn't much to do here at the moment, theres a washer, a dryer and the fusebox. The bathroom is south of here
human
You get the washer
gpt
That's hardly portable.
human
You look in the fuse box
gpt
That's not something you can open.

You find nothing of interest.
human
You examine the mirror
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You are as good-looking as ever.
human
You take the shower
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You take off your clothes, jump into the shower, clean yourself exit and dry off feeling squeaky clean

You can see tennis shoes, jeans, a t-shirt, a mirror and a shower here.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a towel (being worn)
a chest (closed and locked)
a spare key
a cardboard box (open)
a flashlight (providing light)
human
Close box
gpt
You close the cardboard box.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a towel (being worn)
a chest (closed and locked)
a spare key
a cardboard box (closed)
human
You open the box
gpt
You open the cardboard box, revealing a flashlight.
human
You open the box
gpt
You open the cardboard box, revealing a flashlight.

This is the utility room, there isn't much to do here at the moment, theres a washer, a dryer and the fusebox. The bathroom is south of here
human
Go upward
gpt
The Utility room is down from here, while the attic is up....
human
Go northeast
gpt
You can see a computer here.
human
You turn off the flashlight
gpt
You switch the flashlight off.
human
You look at computer
gpt
Its a nice computer complete with 8GB of ram. The internet and only the internet is open because otherwise the whole computer runs slowly. Your dock consists of The internet and all of your favorite games like Skyrim, Minecraft and Portal. And then there is the application you play interactive fiction on. The page the internet is open to is kazoos.com, kazoobie kazoo's website.
human
You turn on the flashlight
gpt
You switch the flashlight on.

You can see a coat and a jacket here.
human
You get all
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coat: Taken.
jacket: Taken.
flashlight: Taken.
human
Wear coat
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You put on the coat.
human
You wear the jacket
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You put on the jacket.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a flashlight (providing light)
a jacket (being worn)
human
You describe your surroundings
gpt
a coat (being worn)
a towel (being worn)
a chest (closed and locked)
a spare key
a cardboard box (open but empty)
human
You unlock the door with the key
gpt
You unlock the front door.
human
You open door
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You open the front door.
human
You close the door
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You close the front door.
human
You lock the door
gpt
What do you want to lock the front door with?
human
Key
gpt
You lock the front door.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a flashlight (providing light)
a jacket (being worn)
a coat (being worn)
a towel (being worn)
a chest (closed and locked)
a spare key
a cardboard box (open but empty)
human
You go east
gpt
This is the kitchen. The living room is to the west.

You can see a table (on which is a Pretty Cake) here.
human
You get Cake
gpt
Taken.
human
You eat Cake
gpt
Sugar.
SUGAR.
SUGAR!

or even higher on a mountain or something. I don't know. It was awesome. Exhilarating. And then 30 minutes later you crash as if you drank eleven five hour energies and came off it. The cake was extraordinary. And now you are asleep. Your mother kindly takes you to bed

You awake in an unfamiliar place, and a tall bearded man in a robe is before you. You can't really make out his face-But you really like his beard-He speaks and says

"You sir, have come of age and now need to learn the sacred art of being a kazoo master. A prophecy has predicted that you'll be a pretty cool dude one day and your training will begin now. Now navigate the tunnel maze."

And then the man threw down some pellet that released smoke onto the ground, started coughing muttered something or other about his lungs being infernal contraptions and then disappeared with the smoke. (imagine dramatic accents on a kazoo right now).

It is candlelit here, It is too dangerous and unfamiliar to leave the cave, so the only way to go is northwards into the heart of the cave... There is a wooden door to the east of here... not something you would expect in a cave such as this, but okay...

You can see a torch here.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a jacket (being worn)
a coat (being worn)
a towel (being worn)
a chest (closed and locked)
a spare key
a cardboard box (open but empty)
human
Look around
gpt
It is candlelit here, It is too dangerous and unfamiliar to leave the cave, so the only way to go is northwards into the heart of the cave... There is a wooden door to the east of here... not something you would expect in a cave such as this, but okay...
human
Go north
gpt
It's as dead end! The only way you could've gone is a dead end. Maybe you can find something interesting here. There is a mysterious hole in the ground and an interesting wall in this room.
human
You look in the hole
gpt
In the hole is a kazoo.
human
You examine the wall
gpt
After looking more closely at the wall you notice that there is a passage leading to the Northeast
human
You unlock the door with the kazoo
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You unlock the wooden door.
human
Go east
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You can see a slip of paper here.
human
You read it
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Base 3 is the coolest yo. 1020.
human
Spin dial to 99
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Click! and nothing else happens.
human
You look at cool
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There is a nice song about a buff baby. Its called the buff baby song... There is a nice song about a tropical island. Its called the tropical island song.... There is a song about a daddy who eats some fries. Its called the fries song.

An evil dude, who kinda looks like Dr. Lucien Sanchez, popped out and is going to kill you!

You can see an Evil dude here.
human
You play the the kill song
gpt
It doesn't appear to have killed anything...

The Evil dude pulls out a hammer and smashes your skull!
human
You play the tropical island song
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It turned you into a lava man!

Then you killed the evil dude and that mysterious man from earlier showed up and was all "you saved the world from the evil dude like in the prophecy. The kazoo cult is eternally grateful man."
human
You read shiny
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The kill song doesn't work dog... by the time you read this its probably too late. its a prophecy. I think...

An evil dude popped out and is going to kill you!

You can see an Evil dude here.