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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
, New Year's Speed,SpeedIF December 2007
gpt
About two dozen people in various costumes mill around. Balloons and streamers abound. You stand near the refreshment table, trying not to look bored, or like the crasher you are.

On the refreshment table is a clear plastic bowl (in which is an egg nog).
human
About you
gpt
You came dressed as a nerd, with white laceless sneakers, brown pants, and a light blue izod shirt. Your goofy grin is just perfect!

This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a celery stalk left?"
human
You look at the table
gpt
On it are various refreshments.
human
You look at the refreshments
gpt
On it are various refreshments.

The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles off.
human
You check what you're carrying
gpt
You are carrying:
a plate
three pretzels
two cherry tomatoes
two celery stalks
some clothes (being worn)

The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles off.
human
You give the celery to the man
gpt
(first taking the celery stalk)
He takes the celery stalk and muches it down, "Yeah that's the ticket!"

He walks away.
human
You give the pretzel to the guy
gpt
(first taking the pretzel)
A mouse jumps out of the egg nog, swiping a celery stalk off your plate!

He takes the pretzel and muches it down, "Yeah that's the ticket!"

He walks away.
human
You give pretzel to the guy
gpt
You can only do that to something animate.
human
You look at the sneakers
gpt
You came dressed as a nerd, with white laceless sneakers, brown pants, and a light blue izod shirt. Your goofy grin is just perfect!

This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a pretzel left?"
human
No
gpt
The guest has better things to do.
human
You examine mouse
gpt
A creature in the egg nog. Your small moustache twitches wondering if it's Hebrew.

The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles off.
human
You examine the egg nog
gpt
White and syrupy, perhaps undrinkable.

The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles off.
human
You give the pretzel to guy
gpt
(first taking the pretzel)
He takes the pretzel and muches it down, "Yeah that's the ticket!"

He walks away.
human
You ask the mouse about the mouse
gpt
There is no reply.

This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a cherry tomato left?"
human
You eat guy
gpt
(first taking the guest)
I don't suppose the guest would care for that.
human
You eat tomato
gpt
(first taking the cherry tomato)
A mouse jumps out of the egg nog, swiping a pretzel off your plate!

That's plainly inedible.

The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles off.
human
You look around
gpt
About two dozen people in various costumes mill around. Balloons and streamers abound. You stand near the refreshment table, trying not to look bored, or like the crasher you are.

A man is at the refreshment table, obviously looking for a cherry tomato.

On the refreshment table is a clear plastic bowl (in which is an egg nog).

The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles off.
human
You give the tomato to the guy
gpt
(first taking the cherry tomato)
A mouse jumps out of the egg nog, swiping a cherry tomato off your plate!

He takes the cherry tomato and muches it down, "Yeah that's the ticket!"

He walks away.
human
You get the bowl
gpt
Taken.
human
You drink the egg nog
gpt
Look like a mouse be swimming about in there.
human
You get all
gpt
stash: That seems to belong to the mouse.
egg nog: Look like a mouse be swimming about in there.
pretzel: Taken.
refreshment table: That's hardly portable.
partygoers: I don't suppose the partygoers would care for that.
mouse: I don't suppose the mouse would care for that.
human
You open it
gpt
That's not something you can open.

This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a cherry tomato left?"
human
You go east
gpt
You can't go that way.

The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles off.
human
You look at the mouse
gpt
A creature in the egg nog. Your small moustache twitches wondering if it's Hebrew.

This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a celery stalk left?"
human
You look at the guy
gpt
You see nothing special about the guest.

The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles off.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a pretzel
a clear plastic bowl
an egg nog
a plate
some clothes (being worn)
human
You eat the pretzel
gpt
That's plainly inedible.
human
You get the stash
gpt
That seems to belong to the mouse.
human
You get the mouse
gpt
I don't suppose the mouse would care for that.

This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a pretzel left?"
human
You give the pretzel
gpt
(to the guest)
He takes the pretzel and muches it down, "Yeah that's the ticket!"

He walks away.
human
You look at the table
gpt
On it are various refreshments.
human
You get all from the table
gpt
The refreshment table is empty.
human
You check what you're carrying
gpt
You are carrying:
a clear plastic bowl
an egg nog
a plate
some clothes (being worn)
human
Look around
gpt
About two dozen people in various costumes mill around. Balloons and streamers abound. You stand near the refreshment table, trying not to look bored, or like the crasher you are.

This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a cherry tomato left?"
human
You look at the balloons
gpt
Looks like a good crowd. No heavy drinking or puking or setting the furniture on fire or whatever. You wonder if you really fit in.

The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles off.
human
Search clothes
gpt
You find nothing of interest.

This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a celery stalk left?"
human
No
gpt
That was a rhetorical question.
human
You ask the guy about the celery
gpt
There is no reply.

The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles off.
human
You look at the clothes
gpt
You came dressed as a nerd, with white laceless sneakers, brown pants, and a light blue izod shirt. Your goofy grin is just perfect!
human
You kill the mouse
gpt
You poke the mouse, who coughs up a celery stalk!
human
You kill the mouse
gpt
A mouse jumps out of the egg nog, swiping a celery stalk off your plate!
You poke the mouse, who coughs up a cherry tomato!

This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a celery stalk left?"
human
You kill the mouse
gpt
The mouse bites your finger!
human
You kill the mouse
gpt
The mouse bites your finger!

The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles off.
human
You get the tomato
gpt
Taken.
human
You show the tomato to the mouse
gpt
The mouse is unimpressed.
human
Wave tomato
gpt
You look ridiculous waving the cherry tomato.
human
You put the tomato in pants
gpt
You consider that action for a moment, then decide you might be hungry later.
human
You put the tomato on the plate
gpt
Done.
human
You wait
gpt
Time passes.
human
You eat the mouse
gpt
(first taking the mouse)
I don't suppose the mouse would care for that.
human
You give the tomato to the mouse
gpt
(first taking the cherry tomato)
The mouse doesn't seem interested.
human
You get the tomato
gpt
Taken.
human
You wait for a while
gpt
Time passes.

This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a cherry tomato left?"
human
You give the tomato
gpt
(to the guest)
He takes the cherry tomato and muches it down, "Yeah that's the ticket!"

He walks away.
human
You hit the mouse
gpt
You poke the mouse, who coughs up a celery stalk!
human
Drink nog
gpt
Look like a mouse be swimming about in there.
human
You wait for a while
gpt
Time passes.

This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a celery stalk left?"
human
You give the stalk
gpt
(to the guest)
He takes the celery stalk and muches it down, "Yeah that's the ticket!"

He walks away.
Woot, that's all the snacks!
human
You eat yourself
gpt
(first taking yourself)
You are always self-possessed.

The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles off.
human
You eat the pants
gpt
They're plainly inedible.
human
You drop the pants
gpt
(first taking the clothes off)
You're not drunk just yet, kiddo.
human
Search pants
gpt
You find nothing of interest.

This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a celery stalk left?"
human
You look around
gpt
About two dozen people in various costumes mill around. Balloons and streamers abound. You stand near the refreshment table, trying not to look bored, or like the crasher you are.

A man is at the refreshment table, obviously looking for a celery stalk.

The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles off.