system
You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
, animals,cats,Comedy,Inform 7,multiple endings,short
gpt
You awaken from a Sunday afternoon slumber, lazily opening one eye and squinting at the sunlight streaming through the window. This wasn't the first time you dreamed of busy streets and tall buildings.

You're sick of this village. Nafurville is no place for a cat with ambitions. You belong in a place where great things can happen, where every street is laced with opportunity. Somewhere like Chipawgo.

Craning your neck, you give her a glare. She kept you captive
in this godforsaken place, when you could have been making big bucks and gracing the billboards of Chipawgo. But not for much longer...

It's time to get out of here.

The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.

You can see an entrance, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), a collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (closed), a bowl and a bookcase here.
human
About yourself
gpt
As good-looking as ever.
human
You look at the bed
gpt
Not much to say about it really. It's a bed.
human
You look at the chair
gpt
Your owner is sleeping on it.

On the rocking chair is an old lady.
human
You look at lady
gpt
Ugh. You don't even want to look at her right now. Better not wake her up or else she might try to stop you.
human
You look at the photos
gpt
A collage of photos of you and your owner are positioned on the wall in the shape of a heart. At the top is written "Mr. FluffyPotato" with hearts on either side. Sickening.
human
Examine endtable
gpt
On the endtable is a telephone.
human
You look at the telephone
gpt
It's a wireless landline telephone.
human
You examine the litter
gpt
That's where you do your business. Usually.
human
You open the cupboard
gpt
You open the cupboard, revealing some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of matches.
human
You take all
gpt
collage of photos: You hold the collage of photos in your mouth.
bowl: You are already carrying the collage of photos in your mouth. telephone: You are already carrying the collage of photos in your mouth.
cans of Fancy Feast: You are already carrying the collage of photos in your mouth.
box of matches: You are already carrying the collage of photos in your mouth.
human
You drop the photos
gpt
Dropped.
human
You look at the bowl
gpt
That's the bowl from which you eat your meals. Inside is some cat food.
human
You look at the bookcase
gpt
Dusty old books line the shelves, boasting titles such as Laser
Cats VII, Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow, and
Mastering the Art of Karate in 5 Easy Steps.
human
You examine laser cats vii
gpt
Considered by many to be the best in the series.
human
You examine minced meat
gpt
It's a book about minced meat pies.
human
You examine karate
gpt
A detailed manual about the ancient art of karate. It is entitled "Mastering the Art of Karate in 5 Easy Steps".
human
You read the karate
gpt
You remove the book from the shelf and start reading.
Time passes as you dutifully hone your skills as guided by the text.

Congrats! You now are a master of karate! Now to put these skills to use...
human
Attack lady
gpt
You expertly perform a tornado kick, sending her flying across the room. Your owner is now dead.
You are a monster.
human
You read the minced meat
gpt
No thank you.
human
You read the laser cats
gpt
You've read it a hundred times already.
human
You leave
gpt
You'll have to say which compass direction to go in.
human
Look around
gpt
The hut is silent.

On the ground is an old lady.

You can also see a collage of photos, an entrance, a bed, a rocking chair, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (in which are some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of matches), a bowl and a bookcase here.
human
You look at lady
gpt
She lies motionless on the wooden floor of the hut.
human
You eat lady
gpt
She's plainly inedible.
human
You eat food
gpt
You nibble at the cat food, but soon lose interest. It's just so unappetizing when the bowl is only half full.
human
Go outside
gpt
It seems to be locked.

Guess you have to find some other way to open it.
human
You hit the door
gpt
You leap in the air and deliver a strong kick to the door, busting it open.
human
Go outside
gpt
That's already open.

The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path to Chipawgo.

You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
human
You examine tree
gpt
Looks like oak.
human
You look at the squirrel
gpt
Looks delicious.
human
You eat the squirrel
gpt
You leap at the squirrel, but it is too fast and runs up the tree.
human
You climb the tree
gpt
You nimbly climb up to one of the branches. Only then do you realize that you have no idea how to climb down trees. You have no choice but to wait for someone to rescue you. Chipawgo will have to wait until another day.
human
Go south
gpt
The hut is silent.

On the ground is an old lady.

You can also see a collage of photos, a bed, a rocking chair, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (in which are some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of matches), a bowl and a bookcase here.
human
You get the matches
gpt
You hold the box of matches in your mouth.
human
Go outside
gpt
That's already open.

The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path to Chipawgo.

You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
human
Go south
gpt
The hut is silent.

On the ground is an old lady.

You can also see a collage of photos, a bed, a rocking chair, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (in which are some cans of Fancy Feast), a bowl and a bookcase here.
human
You kick lady
gpt
She's already dead, you a**hole.
human
Light match
gpt
What do you want to light on fire? (i.e. "light something on fire").
human
Go east
gpt
The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall grass grows from the muddy soil.

You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
human
You look at the turtle
gpt
A large turtle with a nice big shell. He looks relatively friendly.
human
You talk to the turtle
gpt
You ask the turtle if he can get you across the river. The turtle says to bring him something fancy and he'll see what he can do.
human
You go west
gpt
The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path to Chipawgo.

You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
human
You get fancy
gpt
You hold the cans of Fancy Feast in your mouth.
human
Go outside
gpt
That's already open.

The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path to Chipawgo.

You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
human
You kick the turtle
gpt
You swipe at the turtle but miss. The turtle becomes enraged and bites off your paw. You collapse and bleed out until everything becomes dark.
human
You go to the south
gpt
The hut is silent.

On the ground is an old lady.

You can also see a box of matches, a collage of photos, a bed, a rocking chair, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (empty), a bowl and a bookcase here.
human
You get the tree
gpt
You are already carrying the box of matches in your mouth.
human
Go west
gpt
This is where the village people get together to do business. It's generally pathetic.
The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.

You can see an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a white cat here.
human
You examine the cat
gpt
You see a sleek white cat preening herself. She looks very pretty and she knows it.
human
You talk to the cat
gpt
The cat stops licking her pristine fur, looks you in the eye, and says

"I know what you've done, criminal."

She steps forward menacingly.

"I pity you. You can run from this place, but you can never escape your sins. Your soul will never be free." She pauses. "You know, it's a shame you did what you did, because I could have blown your mind."

You watch silently as she walks away. You feel a bit chilly.
human
You examine the ice cream
gpt
They sell ice cream, a frozen food, typically eaten as a snack or dessert, usually made from dairy products, such as milk and cream, and often combined with fruits or other ingredients and flavours.
human
You enter the ice cream
gpt
It's closed. No point to going inside if there's no ice cream.
human
You examine Clothing Store
gpt
Clothes for men, women, and children (but not cats). The store is clearly closed. You can see a dress, shoes, and a top hat through the display window.
human
You examine the hat
gpt
A fancy hat.
human
You kick the window
gpt
You give the window a mighty punch, leaving the glass shattered on the floor.
human
You take the hat
gpt
You hold the hat in your mouth.
human
Go east
gpt
The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path to Chipawgo.

You can see a white cat, a box of matches and a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
human
Go east
gpt
The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall grass grows from the muddy soil.

You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
human
You give the hat to the turtle
gpt
"Oooh, now that's fancy." The turtle accepts your gift and lets you slide the top hat onto his head.

"Now, hop on and I'll give you that ride you wanted."
human
You hop on turtle
gpt
You gingerly climb on the turtle's back. The turtle glides toward the other side of the river, careful not to dip below the surface of the water. As he swims, you look back toward the village that you are fleeing. Somewhere deep inside, you can feel a pang of guilt as you realize you will never see this place again. Gone are the days of safety and comfort, of careful love.

You shake your head to break your train of thought and determinedly face onward. This is about you and your dreams. Not her.

The turtle reaches the other side of the river and you hop off. Nafurville is already starting to look smaller. The land slopes steeply upward from the river, strewn with rocks of different shapes and sizes. The highway is further east.

You can see a turtle here.
human
You go east
gpt
Cars race down the concrete, each one creating a small wind in its wake. The way to Chipawgo is south, the same direction that the cars on your side of the street are headed. To the north you can see a farm in the distance.
human
You go to the south
gpt
Chipawgo is much too far away to reach on paw.
human
You go north
gpt
It's a boring old farm. No humans seem to be around. The highway to Chipawgo is to the south.

You can see a barn (in which is a horse) and cows here.
human
You examine the barn
gpt
In the barn is a horse.
human
You examine the horse
gpt
Looks like the strong, silent type.
human
You look at the cows
gpt
Moo.
human
You talk to the cows
gpt
You meow. They moo back.
human
You kick the horse
gpt
The horse is much bigger than you so you decide against it.
human
You ride the horse
gpt
You jump on the horse and grab hold of the reins. You gallop out of the farm and north alongside the highway toward Chipawgo, ignoring the stares of fellow travelers in their cars.

As you travel toward freedom, you feel a twinge of remorse for the terrible deed you have done. You wonder if it was worth it.

You decide to bury your memories of Nafurville somewhere deep down inside. That'll have to do.
human
You talk to the cat
gpt
The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,

The Lorenz system is a system of ordinary differential equations first studied by Edward Lorenz. It is notable for having chaotic solutions for certain parameter values and initial conditions. In particular, the Lorenz attractor is a set of chaotic solutions of the Lorenz system which, when plotted, resemble a butterfly or figure eight.

She then turns away to continue her grooming.
human
You talk to the cat
gpt
The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,

"A red herring is something that misleads or distracts from a relevant or important issue. It may be either a logical fallacy or a literary device that leads readers or audiences towards a false conclusion. A red herring might be intentionally used, such as in mystery fiction or as part of a rhetorical strategy, or it could be inadvertently used during argumentation."

She then turns away to continue her grooming.
human
You talk to the cat
gpt
The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,

"The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is a Christian restorationist church that is considered by its followers to be the restoration of the original church founded by Jesus Christ. The church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, and has established congregations and built temples worldwide. It has over 85,000 missionaries and a membership of over 15 million."

She then turns away to continue her grooming.
human
You talk to the cat
gpt
The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,

"The Qing dynasty was the last imperial dynasty of China, ruling from 1644 to 1912 with a brief, abortive restoration in 1917. It was preceded by the Ming dynasty and succeeded by the Republic of China. The Qing multi-cultural empire lasted almost three centuries and formed the territorial base for the modern Chinese state."

She then turns away to continue her grooming.
human
You talk to the cat
gpt
The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,

"League of Legends is a multiplayer online battle arena video game developed and published by Riot Games for Microsoft Windows and Mac OS X. It is a free-to-play game that is supported by micro-transactions and inspired by the mod Defense of the Ancients for the video game Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne."

She then turns away to continue her grooming.
human
You talk to cat
gpt
The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,

"A wallaby is a macropod found in Australia. They belong to the same taxonomic family as kangaroos and sometimes the same genus, but kangaroos are specifically categorised into the six largest species of the family. The term wallaby is an informal designation generally used for any macropod that is smaller than a kangaroo or wallaroo that has not been designated otherwise."

She then turns away to continue her grooming.
human
You talk to the cat
gpt
The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,

"The Schmidt Family Foundation is a private foundation created in 2006 by Eric Schmidt, the Executive Chairman of Google, and his wife Wendy Schmidt, to address issues pertaining to sustainability and the responsible use of natural resources."

She then turns away to continue her grooming.
human
You talk to the cat
gpt
The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,

"Spam is a brand of canned precooked meat products made by Hormel Foods Corporation. It was first introduced in 1937 and gained popularity worldwide after its use during World War II. By 2003, Spam was sold in 41 countries on six continents and trademarked in over 100 countries. In 2007, the seven billionth can of Spam was sold.
Spam's basic ingredients are pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, sugar, and sodium nitrite as a preservative."

She then turns away to continue her grooming.
human
Lick cat
gpt
You lick the white cat.
human
You clean yourself
gpt
You rub yourself.
human
You lick yourself
gpt
You lick yourself.
human
Lick ice cream
gpt
You lick the Ice Cream Shop.
human
Lick clothing
gpt
You lick the Clothing Store.
human
You examine Saloon
gpt
It's a saloon, complete with swinging wooden doors. Like in those cowboy movies. You're not entirely sure what year it is.
human
You kick the cat
gpt
She's much too beautiful to attack.
human
You kick the window
gpt
You give the window a mighty punch, leaving the glass shattered on the floor.
human
You take the hat
gpt
You hold the hat in your mouth.
human
You examine the dress
gpt
A fancy dress.
human
You examine the window
gpt
You can see a sequin dress, black shoes, and a top hat through the display window.
human
You examine the shoes
gpt
Fancy shoes.
human
You drop the hat
gpt
Dropped.
human
You take the shoes
gpt
You hold shoes in your mouth.
human
You take the dress
gpt
You hold the dress in your mouth.
human
Go east
gpt
The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path to Chipawgo.

You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
human
You go to the south
gpt
The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.

You can see a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), a collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (closed), a bowl and a bookcase here.
human
Open Feast
gpt
You try using your claws and teeth to open the cans, but it's fruitless. You'll probably starve here.
human
Kick owner
gpt
You expertly perform a tornado kick, sending her flying across the room. Your owner is now dead.
You are a monster.
human
Lick owner
gpt
You lick the old lady.
human
Purr
gpt
You let out a soft purr.
human
Meow
gpt
You meow.
human
Lick fancy feast
gpt
You lick the cans of Fancy Feast.
human
You lick the minced Meat
gpt
You lick Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow.
human
You take the dress
gpt
You hold the dress in your mouth.
human
Go outside
gpt
That's already open.

The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path to Chipawgo.

You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
human
Go east
gpt
The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall grass grows from the muddy soil.

You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
human
You talk to the turtle
gpt
You ask the turtle if he can get you across the river. The turtle says to bring him something fancy and he'll see what he can do.
human
You give the dress to the turtle
gpt
The turtle looks at the dress with disinterest and says "Not my style."
human
You get the water
gpt
You hold the water in your mouth.
human
Lick turtle
gpt
You lick the turtle.
human
Look around
gpt
The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall grass grows from the muddy soil.

You can see a dress and a water (in which is a turtle) here.
human
You go west
gpt
The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path to Chipawgo.

You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
human
You go west
gpt
This is where the village people get together to do business. It's generally pathetic.
The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.

You can see shoes, a hat, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a white cat here.
human
You get hat
gpt
You hold the hat in your mouth.
human
You eat the grass
gpt
That's plainly inedible.
human
You rub grass
gpt
You rub the grass.
human
You go south
gpt
The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.

You can see a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), a collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (in which are some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of matches), a bowl and a bookcase here.
human
You take the matches
gpt
You hold the box of matches in your mouth.
human
Light lady on fire
gpt
You strike the match and hold it to your owner's dress, watching the flames grow before your eyes. Before you know it, your owner is screaming and running outside, kicking the door open on her way out. You watch her flaming figure run toward the river.
human
You go to the east
gpt
The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall grass grows from the muddy soil.

You can see a hat, a dress and a water (in which is a turtle) here.
human
You go west
gpt
The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path to Chipawgo.

You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
human
Go west
gpt
This is where the village people get together to do business. It's generally pathetic.
The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.

You can see shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a white cat here.
human
Go east
gpt
The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path to Chipawgo.

You can see a white cat, a tree and a squirrel here.
human
You talk to the tree
gpt
Who do you want to talk to?
human
You talk to the cat
gpt
The cat refuses to talk to you and instead continues to groom herself.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a box of matches
human
You take the minced Meat
gpt
You hold Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow in your mouth.
human
You hop on turtle
gpt
You gingerly climb on the turtle's back. The turtle glides toward the other side of the river, careful not to dip below the surface of the water. As he swims, you look back toward the village that you are fleeing. Somewhere deep inside, you can feel a pang of guilt as you realize you will never see this place again. Gone are the days of safety and comfort, of careful love. What will she do once she realizes you have left? Will she break down and cry? Will she get another cat?

You shake your head to break your train of thought and determinedly face onward. This is about you and your dreams. Not her.

The turtle reaches the other side of the river and you hop off. Nafurville is already starting to look smaller. The land slopes steeply upward from the river, strewn with rocks of different shapes and sizes. The highway is further east.

You can see a turtle here.
human
You go east
gpt
Cars race down the concrete, each one creating a small wind in its wake. The way to Chipawgo is south, the same direction that the cars on your side of the street are headed. To the north you can see a farm in the distance.
human
You go north
gpt
It's a boring old farm. No humans seem to be around. The highway to Chipawgo is to the south.

You can see a barn (in which is a horse) and cows here.
human
You give book to the cows
gpt
You can only do that to something animate.
human
Drop
gpt
(Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow)
Dropped.
human
You get the cows
gpt
You hold cows in your mouth.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
cows
human
Go south
gpt
Cars race down the concrete, each one creating a small wind in its wake. The way to Chipawgo is south, the same direction that the cars on your side of the street are headed. To the north you can see a farm in the distance.
human
You throw the cows at the cars
gpt
Futile.
human
Lick cows
gpt
You lick cows.
human
You go north
gpt
It's a boring old farm. No humans seem to be around. The highway to Chipawgo is to the south.

You can see Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow and a barn (in which is a horse) here.
human
You ride the horse
gpt
You jump on the horse and grab hold of the reins. You gallop out of the farm and north alongside the highway toward Chipawgo, ignoring the stares of fellow travelers in their cars.

The sun sets and the sky above turns black. You gaze at the stars and dream of what they have in store for you. The taste of freedom is sweet.
human
You wake lady
gpt
That seems unnecessary.
human
You open the cupboard
gpt
That's already open.
human
You take the cans
gpt
You are already carrying the box of matches in your mouth.
human
Bite lady
gpt
You expertly perform a tornado kick, sending her flying across the room. Your owner is now dead.
You are a monster.
human
You show the cans to the cat
gpt
The white cat is unimpressed.
human
You give the cans to the cat
gpt
She scoffs. "No thank you. I only eat the Fanciest of Feasts".
human
You go south
gpt
The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.

You can see a box of matches, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), a collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (empty), a bowl and a bookcase here.
human
Pee
gpt
You go number one.
human
Poop
gpt
You eject a small poop.
human
You get the chair
gpt
That's fixed in place.
human
You take the phone
gpt
You hold the telephone in your mouth.
human
You call
gpt
You place the phone on the ground and clumsily strike the phone with your paws, pushing random buttons until it rings.

The number you have reached is not in service.
human
You look around
gpt
The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.

On the ground is a telephone.

You can also see some cans of Fancy Feast, a box of matches, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), a collage of photos, an endtable, a litter box, a cupboard (empty), a bowl and a bookcase here.
human
You take the photos
gpt
You hold the collage of photos in your mouth.
human
You go to the south
gpt
The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.

On the ground is a telephone.

You can also see some cans of Fancy Feast, a box of matches, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), an endtable, a litter box, a cupboard (empty), a bowl and a bookcase here.
human
You take the bowl
gpt
You hold the bowl in your mouth.
human
You show the bowl to the cat
gpt
(the white cat)
The white cat is unimpressed.
human
You give the bowl to the cat
gpt
(the white cat)
The white cat doesn't seem interested.
human
You go south
gpt
The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.

On the ground is a telephone.

You can also see a collage of photos, some cans of Fancy Feast, a box of matches, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), an endtable, a litter box, a cupboard (empty) and a bookcase here.
human
You climb lady
gpt
You gently jump onto your owner's lap.
human
Sleep
gpt
You curl up and take a nap. The world can wait.
human
Pee
gpt
You go number one.
human
Go south
gpt
The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.

On the ground is a telephone.

You can also see a bowl, a collage of photos, some cans of Fancy Feast, a box of matches, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), an endtable, a litter box, a cupboard (empty) and a bookcase here.
human
You take the laser
gpt
You hold Laser Cats VII in your mouth.
human
Go west
gpt
This is where the village people get together to do business. It's generally pathetic.
The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.

You can see Laser Cats VII, shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a white cat here.
human
Claw
gpt
What do you want to claw?
human
You go to the east
gpt
You must name something more substantial.