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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Surreal, walkthrough
gpt
"Oh, guzzletuff!" exclaims Merk. "Why can't they make these like they used to? This is the fourth keyboard I've broken this week!"

He sweeps the shattered bits of the plastic keyboard into the spacebin and sits down to write a letter.

MEANWHILE, ON EARTH...

This is where you live with your buddy Jim. His stuff adorns every surface of the room. The front door leads out to the north.

On the counter is an envelope (closed).
human
You read envelope
gpt
Written on the outside, in an awkward, alien hand: "For Jim and Kevin".
human
You open it
gpt
You open the envelope, revealing a letter.
human
You read the letter
gpt
It reads:

Dear Jim and Kevin,
I have a mission for you: find me a 100-year-old typewriter. You'll be rewarded with space riches beyond your wildest dreams!
Your new friend,
Merk from Pluto

The door opens, and Jim arrives. "Hey, man! What's crack-a-lackin'?"

He nods toward the opened envelope. "Oh yeah," he says. "I found that outside the door this morning. Anything good? Lemme see!"
human
You give the letter to Jim
gpt
(first taking the letter)
You hand the letter to Jim. He skims through it and says, "Crazy. Wish I could help you, but I got a big date tonight. Like, stupid big. Have fun!"

He hands you the letter and walks right back out the door.

Well, better get started looking for that typewriter. You dig a phone book out from the pile of stuff.
human
You read the book
gpt
You flip the phone book open to the Typewriters section. Looks like there's only one typewriter store open today: Braintree Typewriter Services, a couple miles from the Braintree station.
human
You examine the phone book
gpt
No need to open the phone book again. You remember that you're going to Braintree Typewriter Services, a couple miles from the Braintree station.
human
You look at the stuff
gpt
What a mess. There's just way too much stuff to even think about listing it.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a phone book
a letter
a T pass
human
You look at the pass
gpt
This paper ticket lets you ride the subway and local buses.
human
Describe the surroundings
gpt
This is where you live with your buddy Jim. His stuff adorns every surface of the room. The front door leads out to the north.

On the counter is an envelope (empty).
human
You read the letter
gpt
It reads:

Dear Jim and Kevin,
I have a mission for you: find me a 100-year-old typewriter. You'll be rewarded with space riches beyond your wildest dreams!
Your new friend,
Merk from Pluto
human
You go north
gpt
(first opening the front door)

This is the street in front of your apartment. The front door of your apartment is to the south, and down the block to the west, you can see Broadway Station.
human
You close the door
gpt
You close the front door.
human
Go west
gpt
Red signage covering the walls indicates that this is the Broadway station on the Red Line. To the east, you can see the street leading to your apartment.

A turnstile stands between you and the boarding platform.
human
You examine the turnstile
gpt
It prevents you from getting to the boarding platform unless you insert a ticket.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a phone book
a letter
a T pass
human
You put the pass in the turnstile
gpt
You insert the ticket into one slot, remove it from another, and the gate opens.

Track sunk into a dangerous-looking trench runs through the room. The outer part of the station is to the east.
human
You wait
gpt
Time passes.
human
Go east
gpt
You might miss the train if you leave.

A voice intones, "Attention passengers: the next Red Line train to Braintree is now approaching."
human
You look around
gpt
Track sunk into a dangerous-looking trench runs through the room. The outer part of the station is to the east.
human
Sing
gpt
Your singing is abominable.

A voice intones, "Attention passengers: the next Red Line train to Braintree is now arriving.
human
You jump
gpt
You jump on the spot, fruitlessly.
human
Wave
gpt
You wave, feeling foolish.

The train arrives with a gust of wind. Its doors open, and you step on board.

This train car looks clean enough. There are rows of seats on either side. Doors lead out.
human
You sit on the seat
gpt
You get onto the seat.

The doors close, and the train begins to move. After a few minutes, a voice intones, "Now arriving at Broadway."

The train comes to a stop, and the doors open.
human
You think
gpt
What a good idea.

The doors close, and the train begins to move. After a few minutes, a voice intones, "Now arriving at Andrew."

The train comes to a stop, and the doors open.
human
Go outside
gpt
But this isn't your stop.

The doors close, and the train begins to move. After a few minutes, a voice intones, "Now arriving at JFK/UMass."

The train comes to a stop, and the doors open.
human
You read the phone book
gpt
No need to open the phone book again. You remember that you're going to Braintree Typewriter Services, a couple miles from the Braintree station.

The doors close, and the train begins to move. After a few minutes, a voice intones, "Now arriving at North Quincy."

The train comes to a stop, and the doors open.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a phone book
a letter
a T pass

The doors close, and the train begins to move. After a few minutes, a voice intones, "Now arriving at Wollaston."

The train comes to a stop, and the doors open.
human
You wait
gpt
Time passes.

The doors close, and the train begins to move. After a few minutes, a voice intones, "Now arriving at Quincy Center."

The train comes to a stop, and the doors open.
human
Sleep
gpt
You aren't feeling especially drowsy.

The doors close, and the train begins to move. After a few minutes, a voice intones, "Now arriving at Quincy Adams."

The train comes to a stop, and the doors open.
human
You wait
gpt
Time passes.

The doors close, and the train begins to move. After a few minutes, a voice intones, "Now arriving at Braintree. End of the line."

The train comes to a stop, and the doors open.
human
You go outside
gpt
You leave the train, find some stairs leading out of the station, and walk outside.

You're at the top of the stairs leading out of Braintree Station. The
human
You exit
gpt
Pilgrims Highway leads southeast toward the typewriter store.

But you aren't in anything at the moment.
human
Go southeast
gpt
You hike along the highway for a few miles, finally arriving at the typewriter store.

Typewriters are everywhere, typewriters, typewriters!

A salesman is watching you.
human
Examine salesman
gpt
He's wearing a cheap suit and reeks of typewriters.
human
You buy the typewriter
gpt
Nothing is on sale.
human
You examine the typewriters
gpt
They're everywhere, they, they!
human
You ask the salesman about the typewriter
gpt
"We have tons of typewriters. Interest you in something specific?"
human
Yes
gpt
That was a rhetorical question.
human
You show the letter to the salesman
gpt
The salesman is unimpressed.
human
You ask the salesman about 100-year-old typewriter
gpt
"As a matter of fact, we just got a 100-year-old typewriter. Come into the back room, I'll show it to you."

You follow him through a previously hidden door into the back room.

Aged wood paneling suggests that this room doesn't get much use.

You can see a table (on which is an old typewriter) here.

The salesman gestures toward the table. "There you are. Go ahead, try it out."

He slips out the door and shuts it behind him, leaving you trapped inside.
human
You look at the typewriter
gpt
It looks ancient! You can believe this is 100 years old.
human
You type on it
gpt
You type "lovesong of sherlock holmes" on the old typewriter. Seems to work.

You look around for some sign of where the salesman went, when suddenly a massive vacuum opens up in the middle of the room! Powerless to escape, you're soon sucked through and find yourself in an unfamiliar place.

This small room houses an unmade bed, several textbooks, and a lamp. The exit is to the south.
human
You get the LAMP
gpt
No, GET LAMP was last year.
human
You make the bed
gpt
Nothing better to do? OK, you make the bed.
human
You make the bed
gpt
It's already made.
human
You examine the textbooks
gpt
The titles include "Robin Alien", "Cave Inheritance", "The Cross of Baby", "CIA Fire", "Living Vic-20", "Hippy's Machine", and "Exhibition Cult". Someone has an interesting class schedule.
human
Look around
gpt
This small room houses a bed, several textbooks, and a lamp. The exit is to the south.
human
You take the LAMP
gpt
No, GET LAMP was last year.
human
Go south
gpt
From beneath a glass dome, you can see the unmistakable surface of Pluto. The Tomb is to the north.

A green alien strolls up to the outside of the dome, waving his tentacles annoyedly.

He speaks to you. "I didn't tell you to get a cursed typewriter! That's no help to me at all, and now look what you've done: the curse has followed you through the vacuum and infested my planet. See these tentacles? I didn't have tentacles when I woke up this morning! Who knows what will happen next?"
human
You ask Alien about the curse
gpt
There is no reply.

The alien continues. "The only option now is to blow up the planet. Long ago, my space ancestors fitted this planet with a self-destruct mechanism for just such an occasion. Unfortunately, the builder who installed this dome forgot about it. You'll have to activate it from inside."
human
You look at your surroundings
gpt
From beneath a glass dome, you can see the unmistakable surface of Pluto. The Tomb is to the north.

You can see an alien here.
human
You ask Alien about the curse
gpt
There is no reply.

An ominous plunger slowly rises out of the ground.

The alien points to it and says, "There. Don't worry about me, just do what needs to be done. Today is a good day to die."
human
You pull the plunger
gpt
The handle pulls right out! Embarrassed, you drop it back in.