system
You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Surreal, @party IF Competition 2010
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Welcome to the rat race.

A text adventure game based on the game by the same name created by molleindustria.org. An accurate remake of
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m.html by Luis Gonzalez The release number is 1

You are standing by your bed. There is a room to the east.

You can see a drawer (in which is a suit), an alarm clock and a nightstand here.
human
About yourself
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As good-looking as ever.
human
Inventory
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You are carrying:
a pair of Newcastle United boxer shorts (being worn)
human
You examine the bed
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Your bed.
human
You examine the alarm clock
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This alarm clock features nice large numbers that are easy for tired or blurry eyes to see. It reads: 9:04 am  It has a blinking red light.

The alarm clock is currently switched on.
human
You turn off the clock
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The blinking red light stops.

You switch the alarm clock off.
human
You examine the nightstand
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There is only one of them here. You prefer having one night stand.
human
Look around
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You are standing by your bed. There is a room to the east.

You can see a drawer (in which is a suit), an alarm clock and a nightstand here.
human
You take the suit
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Taken.
human
You look at suit
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A tailor made garment set consisting of a jacket, trousers, shirt, tie and shiny black shoes.
human
You wear it
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You change into business clothes. Its a tight fit.
human
Go east
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You are in the room used for cooking and food preparation. Something smells good coming from the stove.

You can see a television, your wife and a stove here.

Your wife greets you: "Morning dear."
human
You examine the wife
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The young woman engrossed in making breakfast.
human
Kiss wife
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Keep your mind on the game.
human
You examine the television
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The television is a Toshiba 15LV505 15.6-Inch LCD TV. The channel is stuck on Animal planet.

The television is currently switched on.
human
You examine the stove
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Its an electric stove. You have no clue how to use it. It is  being used at the moment.
human
You talk to the wife
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She says: "C'mon honey you're late."
human
You open stove
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You can't see any such thing.

That's not something you can open.
human
You look at your surroundings
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You are in the room used for cooking and food preparation. Something smells good coming from the stove.

You can see a television, your wife and a stove here.
human
Go east
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The corridor is lined with lights against the wall. The elevator door is closed.

You can see a button here.
human
Examine button
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The round button will summon the elevator for you. There is only one button going down.

The button is currently switched off.
human
You press the button
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The button lights up. You hear a strange mechanical noise getting closer.
human
You wait
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Time passes.
human
You examine the door
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The elevator door is open.
human
Look around
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The corridor is lined with lights against the wall. The elevator door is open. It looks like you can enter the elevator.

You can see a button here.
human
You enter the elevator
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You are in a vertical transport vehicle that efficiently moves people or goods between floors of a building.

You can see Elevator lady here.
human
You talk to the lady
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She says: "5 more steps and you will be a new person."
human
Go outside
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You are standing outside your apartment complex. You can go either east or west.

You find yourself outside the building.
human
East
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Freeway (in the car)
You are on a highway. There is considerable traffic.
human
You go outside
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You get out of the car.

You are on a highway. There is considerable traffic.

You can see a car (empty) here.
human
You look at the car
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A pinto with great gas mileage.
human
Go east
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A secret spot with grass. You can see the freeway in the distance.

You can see a cow here.
human
You look at the cow
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A female of domestic cattle. She has black and white spots.
human
You eat the cow
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(first taking the cow)
I don't suppose the cow would care for that.
human
You go west
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You are on a highway. There is considerable traffic.

You can see a car (empty) here.
human
You enter car
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You get into the car.
human
You go to the east
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A parking lot. There is alot of parking spaces.

You can see a car (empty) and a tree (in which is a leaf) here.
human
You get the leaf
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You take the leaf and examine it closely. It once was green and full of life but struggles to maintain the routine of being a leaf.
Press any key to continue...
Bedroom
You are standing by your bed. There is a room to the east.

You can see a drawer (in which is a suit), an alarm clock and a nightstand here.

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon?
human
You turn off the clock
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The blinking red light stops.

You switch the alarm clock off.
human
You take the suit
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Taken.
human
You wear the suit
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You change into business clothes. Its a tight fit.
human
You go east
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You are in the room used for cooking and food preparation. Something smells good coming from the stove.

You can see a television, your wife and a stove here.
human
Kiss stove
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You can only do that to something animate.
human
Kiss wife
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Keep your mind on the game.
human
You examine the wife
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The young woman engrossed in making breakfast.
human
You ask wife about the breakfast
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She smirks cryptically.
human
Go east
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The corridor is lined with lights against the wall. The elevator door is closed.

You can see a button here.
human
You enter the elevator
gpt
You are in a vertical transport vehicle that efficiently moves people or goods between floors of a building.

You can see Elevator lady here.
human
You go outside
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You are standing outside your apartment complex. You can go either east or west.
human
Go east
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A parking lot. There is alot of parking spaces.

You can see a car (empty) and a tree (empty) here.
human
You go east
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Welcome to your work environment.

You can see a chart and Boss here.

The boss looks at you. He says: "You are late."
human
You hit the Boss
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There is a red line indicating the financial health of your company. It is showing normal levels.

Violence isn't the answer to this one.
human
You examine boss
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The man.
human
Go east
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human
Go east
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A longer hallway. You see even more office drones sitting inside their cubicles
human
You go east
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An even longer hallway with even more office drones sitting inside their cubicles.

You can see a cubicle (in which is a chair) here.
human
You enter the cubicle
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You step inside your cubicle and slowly wither your life away with every keystroke.
Press any key to continue...
Bedroom
You are standing by your bed. There is a room to the east.

You can see a drawer (in which is a suit), an alarm clock and a nightstand here.
human
East
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You are in the room used for cooking and food preparation. Something smells good coming from the stove.

You can see a television, your wife and a stove here.
human
About yourself
gpt
As good-looking as ever.
human
You examine the television
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The television is a Toshiba 15LV505 15.6-Inch LCD TV. The channel is stuck on Animal planet.

The television is currently switched on.
human
You turn off the television
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You switch the television off.
human
You turn off the television
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That's already off.
human
You remove all
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(the pair of Newcastle United boxer shorts)
You take off the pair of Newcastle United boxer shorts.
human
You drop the shorts
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Dropped.
human
Go east
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The corridor is lined with lights against the wall. The elevator door is closed.

You can see a button here.
human
Go east
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Welcome to your work environment.

You can see a chart and Boss here.

The boss looks at you. He says: "What? Where is your tie? You're fired."
Press any key to continue...
Bedroom
You are standing by your bed. There is a room to the east.

You can see a drawer (in which is a suit), an alarm clock and a nightstand here.
human
You wear the suit
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(first taking the suit)
You change into business clothes. Its a tight fit.
human
You go east
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You are in the room used for cooking and food preparation. Something smells good coming from the stove.

You can see a pair of Newcastle United boxer shorts, a television, your wife and a stove here.
human
You take the shorts
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You already have that.
human
You eat your shorts
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That's plainly inedible.
human
You look at the chart
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There is a red line indicating the financial health of your company. It is showing normal levels.
human
Go east
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You find yourself outside your work building.

You can see a cliff here.
human
You look at the cliff
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There is a cliff to the east. It looks like a long way down.
human
You go east
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You rest your suit case on the floor and climb the fence toward the cliff. After taking a deep breath, you jump off.
Press any key to continue...
Bedroom
You are standing by your bed. There is a room to the east.

You can see a drawer (in which is a suit), an alarm clock and a nightstand here.
human
You take the clock
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That's fixed in place.
human
You talk to the elevator lady
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She says: "1 more steps and you will be a new person."
human
You go outside
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You are standing outside your apartment complex. You can go either east or west.
human
Go west
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You are on the corner of your block. East goes back to your apartment.

You can see a homeless man here.
human
You examine homeless
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The homeless man sits peacefully on the sidewalk.
human
You talk to the homeless man
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He says: "I can take you to a peaceful place". The homeless man escorts you to an old cemetary nearby reminding you of your short existance.
Press any key to continue...
Bedroom
You are standing by your bed. There is a room to the east.

You can see a drawer (in which is a suit), an alarm clock and a nightstand here.
human
You examine the clock
gpt
This alarm clock features nice large numbers that are easy for tired or blurry eyes to see. It reads: 11:12 am  It has a blinking red light.

The alarm clock is currently switched on.
human
You examine the clock
gpt
This alarm clock features nice large numbers that are easy for tired or blurry eyes to see. It reads: 11:13 am  It has a blinking red light.

The alarm clock is currently switched on.
human
Go east
gpt
You are in the room used for cooking and food preparation.

You can see a television and a stove here.
human
You examine the television
gpt
The television is a Toshiba 15LV505 15.6-Inch LCD TV. The channel is stuck on Animal planet.

The television is currently switched on.
human
You enter the elevator
gpt
You are in a vertical transport vehicle that efficiently moves people or goods between floors of a building.
human
Go west
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You are on the corner of your block. East goes back to your apartment.
human
Go east
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Freeway (in the car)
You are on a highway. There are no cars on the road.
human
You go east
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Welcome to your work environment.

You can see a chart here.
human
Go east
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A hallway with five empty cubicles.
human
Go east
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A longer hallway. Nobody appears to be at their desks.
human
You go east
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An even longer hallway with even more office drones sitting inside their cubicles.

You can see a cubicle (in which is a chair) here.
human
You sit
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What do you want to sit on?
human
Chair
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(getting into the cubicle)

You step inside your cubicle and slowly wither your life away with every keystroke.
Press any key to continue...
Bedroom
You are standing by your bed. There is a room to the east.

You can see a drawer (in which is a suit), an alarm clock and a nightstand here.
human
You go east
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You must name something more substantial.