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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Humor,Slice of life, gender-neutral protagonist,monkeys,office,Speed-IF Y,SpeedIF,SpeedIF May 2001,walkthrough
gpt
It is almost six o'clock, and you have a date with your beloved for some good old cavorting in the park, hopefully topped off with some newfangeld smoochies. But you are stuck at work! You thought working
at "Sprockets, Rockets, and Pants" would be easy -- and it is! But getting home isn't.

Bears, Bears, Bears
A game which has nothing whatsoever to do with bears.

This is the upstairs lobby of the RSP corporation. It's very different from the downstairs lobby, in that it doesn't have a nice reception desk, comfy chairs, or a shiny chandelier. It does have a vending machine, though. There's a storage closet north of you and a shower room to the south. A really long hallway leads east, to freedom.
human
You examine the machine
gpt
This vending machine sells tasty bananas, like most vending machines around the world. Unfortunately, it's broken. The back panel has been unlocked so that maintenance can look inside, but they haven't gotten around to fixing it yet.
human
You check what you're carrying
gpt
You open the back panel.

You are carrying nothing.
human
You look in the machine
gpt
Hmm. Looks like it's missing a sprocket.
human
About you
gpt
As good-looking as ever.
human
You go east
gpt
The hallway stretches on for a nigh-unimaginable distance to the east. Somewhere out there is the elevator which will take you downstairs so you can go find the object of your smoochie-filled desires.

Two monkey men are playing frisbee here, blocking the hallway.

William Shatner is singing quietly in the corner.
human
You take the frisbee
gpt
Those seem to belong to the monkey men.
human
You examine the men
gpt
While monkey men traditionally play golf, these two are playing frisbee. As if that weren't bad enough, they're playing with *two* frisbees, so as to ensure that the hallway is obstructed by at least one trademarked flying disk at all times!
human
You look at the frisbee
gpt
They're frisbees, alright. Trademarked flying disks, just like I said.
human
Sing
gpt
Your singing is abominable.
human
You look at Shatner
gpt
William Shatner is standing in the corner, minding his own business. His Priceline commercials have apparently a toll on him: he's wearing
a beret and singing "Fly Me to the Moon", nearly oblivious to the
world around him as he flips a into the air quarter repeated, in time with the song.
human
You get the quarter
gpt
That seems to belong to the William Shatner.
human
You ask Shatner for the quarter
gpt
He ignores you, completely engrossed in his music. "Fly me... to the moon, my -- friend..."
human
You look around
gpt
The hallway stretches on for a nigh-unimaginable distance to the east. Somewhere out there is the elevator which will take you downstairs so you can go find the object of your smoochie-filled desires.

Two monkey men are playing frisbee here, blocking the hallway.

William Shatner is singing quietly in the corner.
human
Go east
gpt
The monkey men are blocking the hallway with their frisbee game!
human
Go west
gpt
This is the upstairs lobby of the RSP corporation. It's very different from the downstairs lobby, in that it doesn't have a nice reception desk, comfy chairs, or a shiny chandelier. It does have a vending machine, though. There's a storage closet north of you and a shower room to the south. A really long hallway leads east, to freedom.
human
You go to the north
gpt
It is a closet which is used to store things. It is in fact, a small storage closet, and from the perspective of the break room, it is to the north. A creative mind could possible even construe that vending machine as a trophy case. But it wasn't really intentional.

You can see a rocket, a sprocket and a pair of pants here.
human
You examine the rocket
gpt
A big rocket, much like the fireworks typically seen in cartoons like Tom and Jerry or the Coyote and the Roadrunner.
human
You examine the sprocket
gpt
A small doohickey which is vital to many mechanical devices.
human
You examine the pants
gpt
Trousers.
human
You get all
gpt
rocket: Taken.
sprocket: Taken.
pair of pants: Taken.
human
You wear the pants
gpt
You're already wearing your invisible pants. Don't try to refer to them: they're invisible.
human
You go south
gpt
This is the upstairs lobby of the RSP corporation. It's very different from the downstairs lobby, in that it doesn't have a nice reception desk, comfy chairs, or a shiny chandelier. It does have a vending machine, though. There's a storage closet north of you and a shower room to the south. A really long hallway leads east, to freedom.
human
You put the sprocket in the panel
gpt
You expertly attach the sprocket to the appropriate flange, then close the back panel. All fixed!
human
You examine the machine
gpt
This vending machine sells tasty bananas, like most vending machines around the world. Put a quarter in the slot, and you could have your very own.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a pair of pants
a rocket
human
You give the rocket to Shatner
gpt
Shatner stops singing mid-verse, dropping his quarter to the ground.

"Yes! Fly... me, to the moon!" He pulls a match from his pocket,
lights the rocket, and hops on. Seconds later he's blasting down the corridor, singing snatches of "Magic Carpet Ride".
human
You get quarter
gpt
Taken.
human
Go west
gpt
This is the upstairs lobby of the RSP corporation. It's very different from the downstairs lobby, in that it doesn't have a nice reception desk, comfy chairs, or a shiny chandelier. It does have a vending machine, though. There's a storage closet north of you and a shower room to the south. A really long hallway leads east, to freedom.
human
You put quarter in the machine
gpt
You put the quarter in the slot, and a banana pops out! Magic!
human
You examine the banana
gpt
Mmm, banana!
human
You go east
gpt
The hallway stretches on for a nigh-unimaginable distance to the east. Somewhere out there is the elevator which will take you downstairs so you can go find the object of your smoochie-filled desires.

Two monkey men are playing frisbee here, blocking the hallway.
human
You give the banana to the men
gpt
The monkey men drop their frisbees and start fighting over their banana. They eventually agree to settle the matter with a formal duel, and leave to make the arrangements.
human
You go east
gpt
You trudge down the hallway for a few minutes, but realize that
there's no way you could reach the other end on foot. Sadly you
return.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a pair of pants
human
Go south
gpt
This room is for the convenience of the employees who work with sprockets and tend to end up covered in machine oil, or who work with rockets and end up covered in soot, or who work with pants. It has
many shower heads, for the purpose of showering.

There's a nude woman here! Hiding behind a pony! So you can't actually see anything! But you know she's naked! Because I just told you so!

"Eeeek!" she screams. "Stay away! Someone stole all my clothes when I came in here to take a shower. I said, 'Stay away!'"
human
You examine the pony
gpt
It's kinda like a small horse.
human
You give the pants to the woman
gpt
The woman gratefully takes the pants and dresses herself, while still hiding behind the pony.

"Thank you," she says, "But could you find me a shirt, too?"
human
No
gpt
She cowers behind the pony. "Stay back! I'm naked! Don't come any closer!"
human
You look at the shower heads
gpt
Yes, they look perfectly functional. Of course, you're clean, and
don't need to use them.
human
You examine woman
gpt
A topless woman, standing behind a pony. She looks just like every other topless woman standing behind a pony you've ever seen before. Except cuter.

The woman turns red when she realizes that you're ogling her. "Could you please bring me some more clothes?"
human
Look around
gpt
This room is for the convenience of the employees who work with sprockets and tend to end up covered in machine oil, or who work with rockets and end up covered in soot, or who work with pants. It has
many shower heads, for the purpose of showering.

There's a nude woman here! Hiding behind a pony! So you can't actually see anything! But you know she's naked! Because I just told you so!

"Eeeek!" she screams. "Oh, it's you. Could you find me some clothes?" As an afterthought she adds, "Stay away!"
human
Go north
gpt
This is the upstairs lobby of the RSP corporation. It's very different from the downstairs lobby, in that it doesn't have a nice reception desk, comfy chairs, or a shiny chandelier. It does have a vending machine, though. There's a storage closet north of you and a shower room to the south. A really long hallway leads east, to freedom.
human
You go north
gpt
It is a closet which is used to store things. It is in fact, a small storage closet, and from the perspective of the break room, it is to the north. A creative mind could possible even construe that vending machine as a trophy case. But it wasn't really intentional.
human
Go east
gpt
The hallway stretches on for a nigh-unimaginable distance to the east. Somewhere out there is the elevator which will take you downstairs so you can go find the object of your smoochie-filled desires.

You can see some pair of frisbees here.
human
You get the frisbees
gpt
Taken.
human
You give the frisbees to the woman
gpt
The woman gratefully takes the frisbees and tries to cover up her breasts with them as well as possible.

"Thank you. You cannot imagine my gratitude." She turns bright red and runs out of the shower room, leaving her pony behind.
human
Ride pony
gpt
Mounted.
human
You go to the east
gpt
The hallway stretches on for a nigh-unimaginable distance to the east. Somewhere out there is the elevator which will take you downstairs so you can go find the object of your smoochie-filled desires.
human
Go east
gpt
You ride triumphant down the hallway, to the cheers and acclaim of
your co-workers! Hail, the conquering hero! And if you think this is great, you should see the smoochies. Mmmhmm! Baybee!