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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
, walkthrough,wordplay
gpt
When you look closely, you see the lacy chest decoration shimmer and shift in the light. The effect reminds you of the buildings in the city of Illusions.
human
You examine troll
gpt
The troll has a big club and it looks tough.
human
You take the lace
gpt
You try taking the lacy chest decoration, but mysteriously find that it passes right through your fingers. It must be an illusion.
human
You find the lace
gpt
The lacy chest decoration was never hidden to begin with.
human
About yourself
gpt
As good-looking as ever.
human
You talk to the troll
gpt
The troll growls menacingly.
human
You give lace to you
gpt
(the troll first taking the lacy chest decoration)
The troll has better things to do.
human
You go south
gpt
(first opening the mahogany door)
It seems to be locked.
human
You look at the door
gpt
The door has a slender keyhole.
human
You hit the troll
gpt
With your bare hands? Not a chance.
human
You find the key
gpt
You found a hidden key!
You take it.

A troll stands here menacingly, ready to give you a blacK EYe.
human
You unlock the door with the key
gpt
You unlock the mahogany door.
human
You go south
gpt
(first opening the mahogany door)

In the center of this room hangs a heavy counter; bait is tied to a thick red rope vanishing up into a hole in the ceiling.

Exits lead north and south.
human
You look at the counter
gpt
When you look closely, you see the kitchen counter shimmer and shift in the light. The effect reminds you of the buildings in the city of Illusions.
human
You examine the bait
gpt
When you look closely, you see the wriggling worm shimmer and shift in the light. The effect reminds you of the buildings in the city of Illusions.
human
You look at the rope
gpt
It is made of thick red twine.
human
You find the lance
gpt
You found a hidden spear!
You take it.
human
Look around
gpt
In the center of this room hangs a heavy counterbaLANCE. It is tied to a thick red rope vanishing up into a hole in the ceiling.

Exits lead north and south.
human
Go south
gpt
You stand on a balcony. You're standing in a tone, can assume, given the stage below you and the array of spotlights above.

Stairs descend to the stage below. Also, a passage returns to the north.
human
You examine the tone
gpt
When you listen closely, you hear the musical tone waver and shift pitch. The effect reminds you of the birdsong in the city of Illusions.
human
You find the spotlight
gpt
Spotlights was never hidden to begin with.
human
You look at the spotlights
gpt
The spotlights illuminate the stage below.
human
You find the heater
gpt
You found a hidden heater!
You take it.
human
You examine the heater
gpt
The oil heater is currently off. It needs a flame to operate.
human
You look around
gpt
You stand on a balcony. You're standing in a tHEATER, one can assume, given the stage below you and the array of spotlights above.

Stairs descend to the stage below. Also, a passage returns to the north.
human
Go down
gpt
(first opening Stairs)

You stand on a wooden stage. In front of the stage, between you and the audience seats, is a cavernous pit. Down in the pit, you can barely hear a pie strap laying faint strains of music.

Stairs lead back up to the balcony. You can go backstage to the east.
human
You examine the pie strap
gpt
When you look closely, you see the delicious pie fastener shimmer and shift in the light. The effect reminds you of the buildings in the city of Illusions.
human
You find the orchestra
gpt
You can't see any such thing.

> FIND ORC

You can't see any such thing.
human
You find the torch
gpt
You found a hidden torch!
You take it.
human
You look around
gpt
You stand on a wooden stage. In front of the stage, between you and the audience seats, is a cavernous pit. Down in the pit, you can barely hear a piT ORCHestra playing faint strains of music.

Stairs lead back up to the balcony. You can go backstage to the east.
human
You examine the torch
gpt
It burns brightly. It's not a flashlight because we're not in Britain. You could use it to BURN stuff.
human
You go east
gpt
There's a prop table here. On the table, you see acre, a Mecler Nickel, bread, and a butter croissant.

The stage is back west.
human
You find the eclair
gpt
Unfortunately, it's just a prop, and it's fixed to the table.
human
You find airpump
gpt
You found a hidden air pump!
You take it.
human
You describe your surroundings
gpt
There's a prop table here. On the table, you see a cream eclAIR, PUMPernickel bread, and a butter croissant.

The stage is back west.
human
You examine the croissant
gpt
It is mouthwateringly accurate, but unfortunately, it's just a prop.
human
Go downwards
gpt
Jump into the pit? No way. You can't even see the bottom.
human
You jump
gpt
You jump on the spot.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
an air pump
a torch
a heater
a spear
a key
human
You look at the lance
gpt
This lance, or spear, has a long shaft and a fine point.
human
You examine the key
gpt
It looks custom-built for fitting into locks.
human
Go upwards
gpt
You stand on a balcony. You're standing in a tHEATER, one can assume, given the stage below you and the array of spotlights above.

Stairs descend to the stage below. Also, a passage returns to the north.
human
Go north
gpt
In the center of this room hangs a heavy counterbaLANCE. It is tied to a thick red rope vanishing up into a hole in the ceiling.

Exits lead north and south.
human
You climb rope
gpt
(Just type "up" or "down".)
human
Go upwards
gpt
The hole in the ceiling is way too small.
human
You cut the rope
gpt
Cutting it up would achieve little.
human
You go north
gpt
A troll stands here menacingly, ready to give you a blacK EYe.

A passage continues south. The troll guards the north exit.
human
Stab troll
gpt
You plunge your spear into the troll's flesh. The troll squeals and runs away far to the north!
human
You pull the rope
gpt
It is fixed in place.
human
Go north
gpt
A human-sized black-feathered bird sits on a perch here. "Caw! No wings and no claws? You sure look stupid." It ruffles its feathers. "Wanna hear a pun? You're a Cro-Magnon, and I row
mignon!

Anyway, if you wanna open that door, gimme a snack."

It's referring to a closed rune-covered door to the north. An open passage leads south.
human
You find the mac
gpt
You found a hidden apple! (Specifically, a red fruit of the cultivar Mac.)
You take it.
human
You examine the Mac
gpt
It's a juicy-looking apple. Specifically, a Mac.
human
Look around
gpt
A human-sized black-feathered bird sits on a perch here. "Caw! No wings and no claws? You sure look stupid." It ruffles its feathers. "Wanna hear a pun? You're a Cro-Magnon, and I'M A
Crow mignon!

Anyway, if you wanna open that door, gimme a snack."

It's referring to a closed rune-covered door to the north. An open passage leads south.
human
You give the Mac to the crow
gpt
The crow devours the apple. "Caw, yum. So my snack was here all along." The crow performs a complicated feather dance, and the runed door slides open.
human
You examine the door
gpt
It's open.
human
You go to the north
gpt
As you leave the room, the crow flies down and snatches your spear. "Caw! Shiny!" The crow quickly flies away to the north.
human
Cro- VS crow
gpt
To the north, a paved road ends in a long upward ramp overlooking a 50-foot-wide canyon. Passages lead south and east. The road continues west.
human
You go to the east
gpt
Here, the giant crow sits on an equally giant nest, looking at you smugly. "Caw-ha! Gotcher pointy shiny thing!"

Peeking behind it, you see that your stop earliest other ear of the nest.

The only way out is west.
human
You look at stop
gpt
When you look closely, you see the bus stop shimmer and shift in the light. The effect reminds you of the buildings in the city of Illusions.
human
You describe your surroundings
gpt
Here, the giant crow sits on an equally giant nest, looking at you smugly.

Peeking behind it, you see that your stop earliest other ear of the nest.

The only way out is west.

> FIND RING

You can't see any such thing.

> FIND STOLEN

You can't see any such thing.
human
You find the lens
gpt
You found a hidden lens!
You take it.
human
You describe your surroundings
gpt
Here, the giant crow sits on an equally giant nest, looking at you smugly.

Peeking behind it, you see that your stoLEN Spear lies to the rear of the nest.

The only way out is west.
human
You take Spear
gpt
The crow blocks you with a giant feathery wing. "Caw-haw! Without that spear, you think you can scare me?"
human
You look at the lens
gpt
It's a small magnifying lens. Try EXAMINE NEST WITH LENS.
human
You examine the NEST with the lens
gpt
The lens magnifies the nest, but it's unclear how this helps you. (OK, bad example.)
human
You look at the NEST
gpt
A messy tangle of branches.
human
You go west
gpt
To the north, a paved road ends in a long upward ramp overlooking a 50-foot-wide canyon. Passages lead south and east. The road continues west.
human
Go west
gpt
The corridor ends here. The only exit is back to the east.

A small car is here. Unfortunately, it has AFL.
human
You find attire
gpt
You found some hidden clothing!
You take it.
human
You examine the clothing
gpt
It's a full set of clothing, including a hat and shoes. Looks like something a farmer would wear.
human
You look at the car
gpt
A small blue car with four wheels. The kind that might have driven through a tollbooth. Due to the flAT TIRE, it is listing to one side.
human
Pump tire
gpt
You pump the flat tire full of air.
human
You examine the car
gpt
A small blue car with four wheels. The kind that might have driven through a tollbooth.
human
You enter the car
gpt
You get into the car.
human
You drive the car
gpt
But you're already in the car.
human
You go east
gpt
The car speeds up to 10mph.

Road To Reality (in the car)
To the north, a paved road ends in a long upward ramp overlooking a 50-foot-wide canyon. Passages lead south and east. The road continues west.
human
You go east
gpt
The car speeds up to 20mph.

Crow's Nest (in the car)
Here, the giant crow sits on an equally giant nest, looking at you smugly.

Peeking behind it, you see that your stoLEN Spear lies to the rear of the nest.

The only way out is west.
human
Go west
gpt
The car coasts at 20mph to handle the turn.

Road To Reality (in the car)
To the north, a paved road ends in a long upward ramp overlooking a 50-foot-wide canyon. Passages lead south and east. The road continues west.
human
Go south
gpt
The car coasts at 20mph to handle the turn.

Bird's Perch (in the car)
There's an empty perch here. Passages lead north and south.
human
You go south
gpt
The car speeds up to 30mph.

Danger Den (in the car)
Passages continue to the north and south.
human
You go to the south
gpt
The car speeds up to 40mph.

Ersatz Corridor (in the car)
In the center of this room hangs a heavy counterbaLANCE. It is tied to a thick red rope vanishing up into a hole in the ceiling.

Exits lead north and south.
human
Go south
gpt
The car speeds up to 50mph.

Balcony (in the car)
You stand on a balcony. You're standing in a tHEATER, one can assume, given the stage below you and the array of spotlights above.

Stairs descend to the stage below. Also, a passage returns to the north.
human
Go north
gpt
The car slows down to 20mph to handle the turn.

Ersatz Corridor (in the car)
In the center of this room hangs a heavy counterbaLANCE. It is tied to a thick red rope vanishing up into a hole in the ceiling.

Exits lead north and south.
human
Go north
gpt
The car speeds up to 40mph.

Bird's Perch (in the car)
There's an empty perch here. Passages lead north and south.
human
You go to the north
gpt
The car speeds up to 50mph.

Road To Reality (in the car)
To the north, a paved road ends in a long upward ramp overlooking a 50-foot-wide canyon. Passages lead south and east. The road continues west.
human
Go north
gpt
You pull the throttle and launch the car off of the ramp.

You soar through the air over the canyon.

Crash!
Crash Site
The wreckage of your crashed car is here.

The path continues north. The wide canyon is south.

A red button is mounted on the ground here.

Fortunately, you were wearing a seatbelt. You stand up, uninjured.
human
You look around
gpt
The wreckage of your crashed car is here.

The path continues north. You can also cross the canyon to the south.

A red button is mounted on the ground here.
human
Go north
gpt
The troll you scared earlier guards the path north. Blocking the north exit is a vault door. You can also return to the south.

Next to the door is a note printed in tiny text.
human
You examine the note with the lens
gpt
The lens magnifies the text: "Note: for security reasons, I have reversed the door's passcode."
human
You examine the door
gpt
This is an ornate vault door.
human
You open the door
gpt
It isn't something you can open.

> TALK TO TROLL

The troll growls menacingly.
human
You wear the clothes
gpt
It's too small for you.
human
Pump clothes
gpt
There's too many air holes.
human
You say 'XXXX'
gpt
(to the troll)
There is no reply.
human
You unlock door
gpt
What do you want to unlock the vault door with?
human
You go south
gpt
The wreckage of your crashed car is here.

The path continues north. You can also cross the canyon to the south.

A red button is mounted on the ground here.
human
Go south
gpt
A paved road bridges the canyon to the north. Passages lead south and east. The road continues west.
human
Go east
gpt
Here, the giant crow sits on an equally giant nest, looking at you smugly.

Peeking behind it, you see that your stoLEN Spear lies to the rear of the nest.

The only way out is west.
human
You talk to Crow
gpt
"Caw! Got'cher shiny pointy spear. It's right behind me, but you can't have it! Without that spear, you can't scare me one bit."
human
Burn nest
gpt
This dangerous act would achieve little.
human
You take Spear
gpt
The crow blocks you with a giant feathery wing. "Caw-haw! Without that spear, you think you can scare me?"

> CROW, GIVE ME SPEAR

(the crow first taking the spear)
The crow has better things to do.

> UNDO

[Previous turn undone.]
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
some clothing
a lens
an air pump
a torch
a heater
a key
human
You tell the troll about the bridge
gpt
This provokes no reaction.

> GIVE CLOTHES TO TROLL

The troll doesn't seem interested.
human
You examine scared
gpt
You can't see any such thing.

> LIGHT HEATER

You light the oil in the heater. It flickers to life and begins producing a comfortable warmth.
human
You check what you're carrying
gpt
You are carrying:
some clothing
a lens
an air pump
a torch
a heater (providing light)
a key
human
Burn troll
gpt
The troll parries your attack with its club. Looks like the torch doesn't have enough reach to get past the troll's defenses.
human
You examine the clothes
gpt
It's a full set of clothing, including a hat and shoes. Looks like something a farmer would wear.
human
You take the note
gpt
That's fixed in place.
human
You go west
gpt
The corridor ends here. The only exit is back to the east.
human
Burn Crow
gpt
The crow deftly dodges your torch.
human
Go south
gpt
There's an empty perch here. Passages lead north and south.
human
You go south
gpt
In the center of this room hangs a heavy counterbaLANCE. It is tied to a thick red rope vanishing up into a hole in the ceiling.

Exits lead north and south.
human
Burn rope
gpt
Your torch burns straight through the rope. It snaps!

The counterbalance crashes to the floor.

The rope above the burn point is rapidly pulled up into the hole in the ceiling.

You hear a loud crash from the south. You turn around just in time to see an elevator fall through the ceiling to the south.
human
Go south
gpt
You stand on a balcony. You're standing in a tHEATER, one can assume, given the stage below you and the array of spotlights above.

Stairs descend to the stage below. The ceiling above you is splintered open. A thick red rope hangs down from it into the pit. Also, a passage returns to the north.
human
Go downwards
gpt
You stand on a wooden stage. In front of the stage, between you and the audience seats, is a cavernous pit. Down in the pit, you can barely hear a piT ORCHestra playing faint strains of music.

Stairs lead back up to the balcony. You can go backstage to the east. The ceiling far above you is splintered open. A thick red rope hangs down from it into the pit.
human
Go down
gpt
In front of you, the orc: he arms up. In front of it, a woman waves a stick back and forth to a rhythm only she hears.

You can climb the rope back up to the stage.
human
You find the straw
gpt
You found some hidden straw!
You take it.
human
Look around
gpt
In front of you, the orcheSTRA Warms up. In front of it, a woman waves a stick back and forth to a rhythm only she hears.

You can climb the rope back up to the stage.
human
You put the straw in the clothes
gpt
You stuff the straw into the clothing, creating a makeshift scarecrow.
human
You examine the scarecrow
gpt
It's your standard makeshift scarecrow: straw stuffed into a set of clothing. If you were a bird, you'd freeze to death on the spot.
human
You examine the woman
gpt
She waves a stick back and forth. Nobody seems to be watching.
human
You look at the stick
gpt
The conductor waves it about in 4/4 rhythm. The musicians down below don't seem to be watching.
human
You talk to the woman
gpt
The woman turns to you, frustrated. "They won't start playing the piece! They keep practicing and practicing while asking me for winter coats. Could you help?"
human
You give HEATER to the woman
gpt
The conductor says, "Oh! This will be perfect! Now my ensemble can finally stop warming up." She takes the heater from you and fixes it in place in the middle of the orchestra. The room begins warming up rapidly.

You listen as the musicians start playing their symphony. It has some strange lyrics: "The - passcode - to - the - vault - is - banana." (To say a passcode, just type it.)

The conductor sighs in relief. "Maybe tomorrow we can figure out why an elevator crashed through the ceiling here."
human
You look at the musicians
gpt
The musicians are happily playing music, with lyrics: "The passcode to the vault is banana."
human
Go upwards
gpt
You stand on a wooden stage. In front of the stage, between you and the audience seats, is a cavernous pit. Down in the pit, you can barely hear a piT ORCHestra playing faint strains of music.

Stairs lead back up to the balcony. You can go backstage to the east. The ceiling far above you is splintered open. A thick red rope hangs down from it into the pit.
human
You examine the ceiling
gpt
It's splintered open. Something must have fallen through.
human
You go to the north
gpt
In the center of this room lies a heavy counterbaLANCE. It used to be tied to a thick red rope, but no longer.

Exits lead north and south.
human
You go to the north
gpt
There's an empty perch here. Passages lead north and south.
human
You give the scarecrow to Crow
gpt
"Aaawck!" The crow stares at the faux-farmer with death in its eyes. It snaps its beak nervously. "It wasn't me. I'm innocent! I was framed. It was self-defense!"

The crow buries its head in its wings. "Oh, I never should have stolen that corn. Have mercy! Have mercy!"

The crow darts away in a storm of feathers. "Caw! I'll never come back. Don't shoot! Off to Digitopolis with me. No more trouble from me, caw."
human
You take Spear
gpt
Taken.
human
Look around
gpt
There is a recently vacated giant nest here. The only way out is west.
human
Stab troll
gpt
You shank the troll in the torso. The troll squeals and runs away, never to return.
human
You say the ananab
gpt
As you say "ananab", the vault door hinges open!
human
Go north
gpt
You step through the vault door and tumble down a steep slope into a dark cave, lit only by your torch.

An arm-sized salamander crawls up to you. "My name is Isaac Newt. You were sent by King Azaz to restore Reality, were you not? I see you are carrying several pieces of it. To begin the healing of Reality, you must put them together."

Isaac gives you a quick look-see. "So far you have been very observant. But many have failed before you, too focused on
finding things. Heed my advice: in this land, every action
has an equal and opposite action. If you can find something,
then..."

Isaac trails off cryptically, and scurries away into a crack in the rock.

It is very dark here. The only exit is north.
human
Look around
gpt
It is very dark here. The only exit is north.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a spear
a scarecrow
a lens
an air pump
a torch
a key
human
Go north
gpt
You walk into a small cavern. You see nonsense words carved into a plaque here:

"Kiss, pear, care, crown, glen. Skey's questor chair. Pump TV I."

As for the final step -- using the pieces of Reality you collected...
human
You find the kis
gpt
You can't see any such thing.

> REMOVE T

You can't see any such thing.