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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Humor, hangover,kid-friendly,miniature protagonist,ninja,short,walkthrough
gpt
Oof. Your head. You remember very little about last night, but apparently you had an extremely good time at the party.

Judging from how dark the room is, you're guessing it's fairly late in the afternoon. But all you want to do is take care of your hangover and go home and hide from the world for the rest of the day.

This is where you fell asleep after the party, because you were too drunk to stumble home.

The rest of the room is southeast.
human
About you
gpt
You are a tiny ninja dressed in green from head to toe.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying nothing.

Oh! But where are your nunchaku?
human
Go southeast
gpt
This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the bookshelf.
human
You examine the bed
gpt
The bed is unmade, as always. The black ninja lives underneath it.
human
Go north
gpt
The rest of the room is south, and there's a particularly dusty looking corner to the east.

The black ninja is not here.
human
Wait
gpt
You sway unsteadily on your feet in a most un-ninja-like manner.
human
Go east
gpt
This corner doesn't seem to get cleaned often. There is a rather large spider web stretched between the foot of the bed and the wall. The rest of the room is southwest.

On the web is a spider.
human
You kill the spider
gpt
The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave it alone.
human
You examine the spider
gpt
It's a common house spider. It's not very large, but it looks like it won't hesitate to kill you if you bother it.
human
You go to the south
gpt
You live here. It's a pretty nice place to live, so far as wardrobes go. There are, to the best of your knowledge, no secret passages to Ninja Narnia.

The rest of the room is north.

You can see an id card here.
human
You get the card
gpt
Taken.
human
You go west
gpt
The rest of the room is east.

There is no sign of the red ninja.

You can see a piece of cookie here.

Oh. Right. You're pretty sure you made brunch plans with your friends today. If you hurry, you may still be able to catch them. But first you need to deal with this pounding headache.
human
You go southeast
gpt
The rest of the room is back to the northwest.

There is a mouse here, lazing around in its nest.
human
You examine mouse
gpt
It's a common brown mouse. It's about twice as tall as you are.
human
You talk to the mouse
gpt
The mouse squeaks at you.
human
You examine nest
gpt
This is the mouse's nest. It is full of various treasures.
human
You examine the treasures
gpt
It's a collection of things the mouse has found.
human
You give the cookie to the mouse
gpt
You give the piece of cookie to the mouse. It grabs it out of your hands and retreats to the corner of the nest with it.
human
You search it
gpt
You find a tablet of aspirin in the nest. You take it.
human
You eat the aspirin
gpt
You take a tiny bite out of the aspirin. You start to feel better almost immediately.
human
You go northwest
gpt
You scurry off before the mouse can ask for a glass of milk.

This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the bookshelf.
human
You go southwest
gpt
You should find your nunchaku first. It is dangerous to go outside without a weapon.
human
Go north
gpt
The rest of the room is south, and there's a particularly dusty looking corner to the east.

The black ninja is not here.
human
Go east
gpt
This corner doesn't seem to get cleaned often. There is a rather large spider web stretched between the foot of the bed and the wall. The rest of the room is southwest.

On the web is a spider.
human
You examine the web
gpt
The spider has woven the words "GO AWAY" into its web.

On the web is a spider.
human
You show the card to the spider
gpt
The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave it alone.
human
You cut the web
gpt
The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave the web alone.
human
You examinethe i d card
gpt
Violence isn't the answer to this one.

This card bears a photo of your not-so-tiny non-ninja roommate.
human
Go west
gpt
The rest of the room is south, and there's a particularly dusty looking corner to the east.

The black ninja is not here.
human
You examine the door
gpt
There is a door here, leading out to the hallway.
human
Go south
gpt
You live here. It's a pretty nice place to live, so far as wardrobes go. There are, to the best of your knowledge, no secret passages to Ninja Narnia.

The rest of the room is north.
human
You examine the desk
gpt
There is a desk in the corner, underneath the window.
human
You go northwest
gpt
This is where you fell asleep after the party, because you were too drunk to stumble home.

The rest of the room is southeast.
human
Go west
gpt
The rest of the room is east.

There is no sign of the red ninja.
human
You open the fridge
gpt
You slip the card between the door and the casing. You lean into the card with all your might, forcing the door open. The card almost snaps in the process.

You can't reach into the Bedroom.
human
You look at the fridge
gpt
It's a standard mini fridger. The big person whom you share your living space with keeps it stocked with beer and junk food.
human
You open the fridge
gpt
You slip the card between the door and the casing. You lean into the card with all your might, forcing the door open. The card almost snaps in the process.

The refrigerator is disturbingly devoid of both beer and snacks. But your nunchaku are here. You're too tired to question it.
human
You get the nunchaku
gpt
Taken.
human
You go to the south-west
gpt
You should close the refrigerator first! Were you raised in a ninja barn?
human
You close the fridge
gpt
You close the refrigerator.
human
You go to the south-west
gpt
Now that you've recovered your nunchaku and are starting to feel better, you should go catch up with your friends.
human
You touch the web
gpt
The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave the web alone.
human
You search the web
gpt
There is nothing on the web. Except for that angry-looking spider.
human
You open the fridge
gpt
You loop one of your nunchucks around the handle and tug. The door opens. The refrigerator is still empty. You close it again.
human
You open the door
gpt
The door is too large and heavy for you to open. You can easily crawl underneath.
human
You go to the south-west
gpt
Now that you've recovered your nunchaku and are starting to feel better, you should go catch up with your friends.