system
You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Humor, Joke Game,SpeedIF,thanksgiving,Thanksgiving Speed-IF,Turkey,walkthrough
gpt
It's bleak here, and there is a foreboding sense of fear in the air that you could cut with a knife.

That is, you could cut it with a knife if you had a knife.

Or opposable thumbs.

You are a Turkey!
A truly speedy Speed IF. by Jacqueline A Lott

If this is your first time playing this game, you should type ABOUT at the prompt.
I would recommend that you do this on your first turn.

This is the happy little turkey farm where you and all the other turkeys live in peace and happiness, just cluckin" and gobblin" and gettin" fat. It's a grand life... except things seem sort of less happy today for some reason.
human
Inventory
gpt
"Gobble?" What do you mean? Speak English, Turkey!

You're beginning to feel a sense of worry deep in your gizzard.
human
You run
gpt
You'll have to say which compass direction to go in.

Wait, was that Sarah Palin? Nah, couldn't be.
human
You go to the north
gpt
"Gobble?" You expect me to understand that gibberish?

Who is that nice man in the flannel shirt? He picks you up and turns you upside down and puts your head in some sort of funnel... wait!
What the... ?! Nooooo!