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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Comedy, cover art,IFComp 2019,IFComp Game,pirates,source available,translation
gpt
Dear Interactor, please type "transcript" inside the game after it
starts. It will then create a logfile, which I would like to receive
afterwards. Lectrote is automatically doing savegames. And you will
find the "cheat sheet" for common commands inside the help-menu (only
available in the electron version, otherwise go to

mapping your journey will help. (start in the lower left)Deep in the
west indies. The island of boredom. Just coming from the boat without
puking, but still in a bad feeling. Your holidays starting for you to                                   1 reach the state of total boredomness. (ver sept2019 ifcomp)

First Act - "Slipped into Adventure"

You arrived at a nice beach, sandy, sunny. Overwhelming, but even
better to the west behind a fence with a gate seems to be the holiday
resort. The bold fence is against the poor natives maybe. But no
offence you are just imagining yourself there, at the bar, in the
pool, on the beach. You even feel the taste of cocktails on your
tongue. Mouthwatering it is. So you tend to go west. Into the
northern directions it looks dark and full of ugly insects. Thats the
reason you booked your kind of active-holidays to stay in your save
resorts. Not too much contact to natives or even nature. There is a
guy behind a sewing machine. He seems to be focused at his work.
Behind him is a wooden infoboard. To the south it opens right into the
sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

There is an inviting lounger in front of you, ready for you to get on
it.

There is this a guy working here.

You can also see a gate here.
human
About yourself
gpt
Shiny. On your wrist you can see zero wristbands. You are wearing the
rucksack and trousers and holding the towel.
human
You examine the rucksack
gpt
Yeah, a czech one. You can put all your stuff in it. It seems to have
infinite space inside.
human
You examine the trousers
gpt
worn out, but extremly comfortable. Your holiday trousers.
human
You examine towel
gpt
This is, what every adventurer needs. Further needed: A brass lantern.
and maybe a rope.
human
You look at the guy
gpt
This beardy man with curly hair is sitting behind a sewing machine,
stitching some cloth. He wears a name plate.
human
You examine the name plate
gpt
"Tim" is written on it.
human
You look at the infoboard
gpt
bad situation of being nearly extinct.
human
You examine the lounger
gpt
Made out of bambus and looks comfy. It has a built in sunshade.

MEANWHILE ...

far away a ship, a black freighter takes course to jamaika
after escaping from madagaskar.
human
Go west
gpt
On this gate is written "For three wristbanded only" It seems to be
opened only by Tim here watching the gate. Now he approaches you. So
you stay here and await what he wants to tell you.

Ahoj, what do ya want here?

[1] I am Buyshrug Bridgeman and you?
[2] I want to go into the holiday resort to find my way to total
boredomness
[3] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[4] Hello, I'm new in town.
[5] What about the manatees?
[6] Nothing
human
2
gpt
Arrgh. Show me the three wristbands.

[1] Which wristbands do you mean?
human
1
gpt
Every _real_ adventurer and or tourist has to get the three
wristbands first, before going into the resort. We offer them here for
achieving pirate actions. This island was a pirates nest before. So we
support traditional pirate actions. You can always see your
achievements if you examine your wrist.

[1] I am Buyshrug Bridgeman and you?
[2] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[3] Hello, I'm new in town.
[4] What about the manatees?
[5] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[6] Nothing
human
5
gpt
The pirate actions are prepared by us, you have to take one or
more and afterwards come back and I will give you the appropriate
wristband for achieving the actions goal. So you have to do all three
of them. For now choose which pirate-action do you want to start. This
week we have "treasure hunt", "getting marooned." and  "barbacue."

[1] Treasure hunt.
[2] Getting marooned.
[3] Barbecue.
human
1
gpt
Arrrgh. classic. So let me tell you. We make the real life version
of it, which means burrowing a treasure instead of looking for it.
Thats the reason that your task is to hide this treasure I will give
you. Its just about the chest, the content is yours if you want.

He hands over a treasure.

[1] I am Buyshrug Bridgeman and you?
[2] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[3] Hello, I'm new in town.
[4] What about the manatees?
[5] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[6] Nothing
human
4
gpt
Ah, the manatees. Such nice and friendly animals. But rarely seen
on this island nowadays. My self-stitched ones seem to be the only
manatees left on this island.

You see that he is thinking of better times long ago.

[1] I am Buyshrug Bridgeman and you?
[2] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[3] Hello, I'm new in town.
[4] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[5] Nothing
human
1
gpt
I'm Tim and thats all you must know at the moment.

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Hello, I'm new in town.
[3] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[4] Nothing
human
2
gpt
You hold just the treasure and the towel in your hands. Do you
think, you have any chance to survive here?

[1] Sure, i'm not only a tourist, I'm a real adventurer.
[2] No. I will stay. End of discussion.
human
2
gpt
"So we have to deal with you and You want me to tolerate your
face, everytime you come along?"

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] Nothing
human
3
gpt
Bye.

This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

There is an inviting lounger in front of you, ready for you to get on
it.

Tim is sitting here.

You can also see a gate here.
human
You examine the treasure
gpt
Its made out of plastic and has a really cheap look and feel.

MEANWHILE ...

talking and planning an attack on a wealthy tourist camp.
human
Go north
gpt
No, you can't imagine any reason to put even a baby step into the
jungle. The guy with the Tim name plate watches interested as you
hesitate to go north.
human
You go to the northeast
gpt
There is a creek flowing from northwest down to southeast, where it
ends in a river mouth. a path along the creek's bank follows the same
direction. A wooden bridge leads northeast deeper into the jungle and
exits also to southwest back to the boring beach.

tube. Its connected to That guys helmet to provide oxygen.

That guy stands here and seems to wait for something.
human
You talk to that the guy
gpt
That guy opens the visor of his diving helmet, so he is able to
communicate with you. "Whats up?"

[1] Ahoj, my brain just told me that you have to be Dave. Are you?
[2] Are you waiting for something specific?
[3] I'm an adventurer, spending my holidays on this island.
[4] Hey, I like the lanterns matching your helmet.
[5] Do you keep any wristbands for pirate actions?
[6] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
human
5
gpt
No, this isn't me. I live from the fruits in the jungle and I'm
still trying to find my way out of the complete boredomness. So my
hope is to either find the secret of that island or to start a
business in blue hole diving.

[1] Ahoj, my brain just told me that you have to be Dave. Are you?
[2] Are you waiting for something specific?
[3] I'm an adventurer, spending my holidays on this island.
[4] Hey, I like the lanterns matching your helmet.
[5] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
human
2
gpt
Sure. I'm planning my next dive. There is a horizontal passage
down there. I assume it leads into a "Blue Hole".

[1] What is a Blue Hole?
human
1
gpt
It is very deep vertical cave with a special flora and fauna. They
can be that deep so that fresh and salty water are mixing in them.
They can have long horizontal arms. When I'm right and one of them is
ending here, we could sell diving trips into it.

[1] Ahoj, my brain just told me that you have to be Dave. Are you?
[2] I'm an adventurer, spending my holidays on this island.
[3] Hey, I like the lanterns matching your helmet.
[4] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
human
1
gpt
Yes thats me.

[1] I'm an adventurer, spending my holidays on this island.
[2] Hey, I like the lanterns matching your helmet.
[3] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
human
1
gpt
Really? Would be great to talk to a guy with many wristbands. Show
me yours.

[1] Hey, I like the lanterns matching your helmet.
[2] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
human
1
gpt
Can you please go, I have some serious work going on. And yes, I'm
not an interested member of the steampunk society.

[1] What kind of serious work do you mean?
[2] Are you diving for something special?
human
1
gpt
about.

[1] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing

MEANWHILE ...

party noise from direction of the holiday resort.
human
You look
gpt
There is a creek flowing from northwest down to southeast, where it
ends in a river mouth. a path along the creek's bank follows the same
direction. A wooden bridge leads northeast deeper into the jungle and
exits also to southwest back to the boring beach.

tube. Its connected to Daves helmet to provide oxygen.

tell you.
human
You go to the northeast
gpt
Jungle. You're in it. Deeper than you expected. suddenly green plants
all around you and really near. Leaves tickeling your neck. It
remembers you to tv documentaries about these little poisenous green
snakes. You freeze your steps, so you are really able to turn around
rather quickly and step back. Its the path southwest a bit more near
to the sea that you know and you could walk there fast. now. There is
also a passage to northeast.
human
Go northeast
gpt
flowers. Yellow flowers all around. They look familiar. Not that
you've seen them in real life. Something special is about this flower.
In a way there seems to be a relationship with your first
kind-of-beard. There are two passages one to the southwest and one to
the east.
human
You look at the flowers
gpt
Yellow.
human
Smell flowers
gpt
From flowers you smell Strong, uncomfortable, like wanting to vomit.
human
Go east
gpt
You find yourself trapped in a well made bambus field labyrinth. Green
bambus all around. You hear the strong currents breaking against the
shore far down the hill. You remember you can leave trying to go west.

MEANWHILE ...

right thing in your mouth now.
human
You go east
gpt
You hate mazes, but no chance to workaround you have to find an exit.
But here wasn't one.

You can't go that way.
human
You go south
gpt
Also this try leads not back to a trail or something.
You can't go that way.
human
Go north
gpt
...Hours of labyrinth-running later...

because you're just standing right on the tip of a cliff. A fresh wind
blows against your face. Really small at the horizon you notice a ship
with eight sails. Right. Sails. A ship seeming to be a ghost from
another time. Maybe its a museums sail. You will later have a look if
its coming nearer or not. You can go down to the south back to the
bambus field.

That ship at the horizon lets you ponder about its purpose.
human
You look at the ship
gpt
Strange it looks like escaped from a pirates movie film set. It seems
to be black, including the sails.
human
Dig
gpt
You dig your first hole in the ground.
human
You put the treasure in Hole
gpt
You put the treasure into the first hole.
human
You cover Hole
gpt
You close the hole with some dirt. You stamped hard on it. Nobody
should find its location. Its even hard for yourself.
Yes, you're sure that you achieved the goal because the treasure is
now perfectly hidden in a hole not even you are able to find it again.

MEANWHILE ...

on the black freighter?
human
You go to the south
gpt
You find yourself trapped in a well made bambus field labyrinth. Green
bambus all around. You hear the strong currents breaking against the
shore far down the hill. You know the path to the west right into the
flower bed. You know a path to the north, to have a nice view
around.
human
You go west
gpt
flowers. Yellow flowers all around. They look familiar. Not that
you've seen them in real life. Something special is about this flower.
In a way there seems to be a relationship with your first
kind-of-beard. There are two passages one to the southwest and one to
the east.
human
You go southwest
gpt
Jungle. You're in it. Deeper than you expected. suddenly green plants
all around you and really near. Leaves tickeling your neck. It
remembers you to tv documentaries about these little poisenous green
snakes. You freeze your steps, so you are really able to turn around
rather quickly and step back. Its the path southwest a bit more near
to the sea that you know and you could walk there fast. now. There is
also a passage to northeast.
human
Go southwest
gpt
"I see, your treasure is well hidden somewhere you can't even find
yourself." and Tim puts the wristband for the treasure hunt over your
wrist.

This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

There is an inviting lounger in front of you, ready for you to get on
it.

Tim is sitting here.

You can also see a gate here.
human
You talk to Tim
gpt
Ahoj, what do ya want here?

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] About that pirate ship at the horizon...
[4] Nothing
human
3
gpt
Outch, thanks. I have to inform Dave and Ron about it.

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] Nothing
human
2
gpt
The pirate actions are prepared by us, you have to take one or
more and afterwards come back and I will give you the appropriate
wristband for achieving the actions goal. So you have to do all three
of them. For now choose which pirate-action do you want to start. This
week we have "treasure hunt", "getting marooned." and  "barbacue."

[1] Treasure hunt.
[2] Getting marooned.
[3] Barbecue.
human
2
gpt
now?

[1] Yes, want it. Now. I wanna have as much boredomness afterwards as
possible.
[2] No way. I don't want your silly pirate stuff.
human
1
gpt
Well played junior adventurer.

He blindfolds you, some hands grapping you. You feel abducted deep
into the jungle.

You find yourself trapped in a well made bambus field labyrinth. Green
bambus all around. But contrary to your imagination of marooning, it
seems quite un-dangerous and you don't even received a gun. You hear
the strong currents breaking against the shore far down the hill. You
know the path to the west right into the flower bed. You know a path
to the north, to have a nice view around.
human
Go southwest
gpt
Tim waves at you and presents you the achieved wristband for surviving
the marooning pirate action. He puts around your wrist. Proudly and in
hope to get into the ressort soon, you're awaiting your total
boredomness.

This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

There is an inviting lounger in front of you, ready for you to get on
it.

Tim is sitting here.

You can also see a gate here.
human
About yourself
gpt
Shiny. On your wrist you can see two wristbands. You are wearing
marooned wristband, treasure-wristband, the rucksack and trousers and
holding the towel.
human
You talk to Tim
gpt
Ahoj, what do ya want here?

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] Nothing
human
3
gpt
Listen. It's all about manatees in this task. You will get the
manatee-wristband, if you catch one with a fishing rod and appropriate
bait. You can get your tools from Ron in the small market as you see
to the east at the river mouth.

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] Nothing
human
You go to the south
gpt
You go a few steps into the water. Its warmer than expected. Maybe you
would go for a swim. But in sight of this beach, so you will have it
easy to find your way back. So you choosed to stay at the beach
human
Go east
gpt
You can see right there the shortest connection to the river mouth and
the small market. But caused by the coast line you have to go to the
northeast and then southeast afterwards.
human
Go southeast
gpt
The fresh water delutes itself into the salty sea. The way back
follows upstream to northwest. There is also a cableway leading from a
bullwheel here to somewhere over the sea.

There stands Ron like he wants to sell some stuff.

You can also see a fruit table (on which are a durian and a fishing
rod) and pile of meat here.
human
You look at the durian
gpt
This looks like a durian. Wonderful. For such a long time you wanted
to take a nose and taste it.
human
You examine rod
gpt
Thats a strong looking fishing rod with a fishhook. You're not quiet
sure, if its believable to catch such a big animal like a manatee with
this tiny rod. And what about the bait?
human
You look at Ron
gpt
Looks like a pirate that stood for a long time at the same place.
human
You look at the meat
gpt
Not appetizing, but its really a big pile of meat. It goes up to the
height of your hip. Stitched together it would be large enough to
cover a human.
human
You talk to Ron
gpt
Ahoj.

[1] Hi. I'm Buyshrug, who are you?
[2] Nice fishing rod, exactly the one I need.
[3] Can I get this fruit?
[4] About that pirate ship at the horizon...
[5] What about those people already inside the holiday resort?
[6] I have to go. Bye.
human
4
gpt
I'm watching the coast line carefully.

[1] Hi. I'm Buyshrug, who are you?
[2] Nice fishing rod, exactly the one I need.
[3] Can I get this fruit?
[4] What about those people already inside the holiday resort?
[5] I have to go. Bye.
human
2
gpt
Sure. I heard you are on the manatee hunt. Good luck. And yes, you
can have this fishing rod. Someone forgot it here or maybe its just
floatsam.

inventory.

[1] Hi. I'm Buyshrug, who are you?
[2] Can I get this fruit?
[3] What about those people already inside the holiday resort?
[4] I have to go. Bye.
human
3
gpt
They are from yensid, the company that bought ours.

[1] Hi. I'm Buyshrug, who are you?
[2] Can I get this fruit?
[3] I have to go. Bye.
human
1
gpt
I am an electronic story teller. Or better: I was.

[1] What happened?
human
1
gpt
Our big boss was following his own plan.

[1] Who was your boss?
[2] Which plan, do you know it?
human
2
gpt
It was all about an old pirate secret that's still unrevealed. L.
the boss of Sacul Film. The famous maker of "Planet Peace" does
anything to get it.

[1] Do you know what this secret is?
human
1
gpt
Not really. But it seems, we discovered important hints to reveal
it during research for our project.

[1] Can I get this fruit?
[2] I have to go. Bye.
human
1
gpt
Sure, take a bite.

[1] I have to go. Bye.
human
1
gpt
Bye.

The fresh water delutes itself into the salty sea. The way back
follows upstream to northwest. There is also a cableway leading from a
bullwheel here to somewhere over the sea.

There stands Ron like he wants to sell some stuff.

You can also see a fruit table and pile of meat here.
human
You take the meat
gpt
Ron behind the table squeezes his eyes shut, he doesn't want you to
just pick up the meat.
human
You wear the meat
gpt
(first taking pile of meat)
Ron behind the table squeezes his eyes shut, he doesn't want you to
just pick up the meat.
human
You put the meat in the rucksack
gpt
(You open the rucksack first.)

(first taking pile of meat)

Ron behind the table squeezes his eyes shut, he doesn't want you to
just pick up the meat.
human
You look
gpt
The fresh water delutes itself into the salty sea. The way back
follows upstream to northwest. There is also a cableway leading from a
bullwheel here to somewhere over the sea.

There stands Ron like he wants to sell some stuff.

You can also see a fruit table and pile of meat here.
human
Fish
gpt
What do you want to fish?
human
Sea
gpt
No, there is a better purpose. Trust me.
human
You go northwest
gpt
There is a creek flowing from northwest down to southeast, where it
ends in a river mouth. a path along the creek's bank follows the same
direction. A wooden bridge leads northeast deeper into the jungle and
exits also to southwest back to the boring beach.

tube. Its connected to Daves helmet to provide oxygen.

tell you.
human
Go northwest
gpt
water and swim against the stream. Don't forget you are here to get
total boredomnes.
human
You talk to Dave
gpt
Dave opens the visor of his diving helmet, so he is able to
communicate with you. "Whats up?"

[1] About that pirate ship at the horizon...
[2] Hey whats your relation to the people of yensid down inside the
resort?
[3] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
human
2
gpt
Not my problem, but I want to be part of the revenge. Hopefully
getting rich afterwards.

[1] About that pirate ship at the horizon...
[2] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
human
1
gpt
Now time counts, we have to get earlier to the secret.

[1] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
human
You go southwest
gpt
This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

There is an inviting lounger in front of you, ready for you to get on
it.

Tim is sitting here.

You can also see a gate here.
human
You go north
gpt
As you were evaluating to go or not to go into the bush, the guy with
the Tim name plate approaches you and begins to speak.

Ahoj, what do ya want here?

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] Can you tell me something about the people of yensid inside the
resort?
[4] Nothing
human
3
gpt
They conquered, what was ours once and with their money. They
support L.Â´s quest for the secret of ... But I better keep my mouth
shut.

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] Nothing
human
1
gpt
Arrgh. Show me the three wristbands.

[1] Which wristbands do you mean?
human
1
gpt
Every _real_ adventurer and or tourist has to get the three
wristbands first, before going into the resort. We offer them here for
achieving pirate actions. This island was a pirates nest before. So we
support traditional pirate actions. You can always see your
achievements if you examine your wrist.

[1] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[2] Nothing
human
You examine the machine
gpt
It's an original singer. One of these original foot-driven ones. Not
one of the current generation with the plastic crapability for a
shorter device life.

Sewing machine is currently switched off.
human
You turn on the machine
gpt
You don't want to do anything with that machine. These machines were
introduced in your life as extremely dangerous by your grandma.
human
You look at the bridge
gpt
Its stable as a rock and it is made out of, you guessed it already..
wooden rocks.
human
You go southwest
gpt
This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

There is an inviting lounger in front of you, ready for you to get on
it.

Tim is sitting here.

You can also see a gate here.
human
You look at the infoboard
gpt
bad situation of being nearly extinct.
human
You check what you're carrying
gpt
You are carrying:
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
sustainable food
a towel
trousers (being worn)
human
You look at the cd
gpt
shipping.
human
Fish manatee
gpt
No, there is a better purpose. Trust me.
human
You examine the machine
gpt
Diving apparatus is currently switched off.
human
You examine the helmet
gpt
Thats what you call a perfect costume for every steampunk party.
human
You go to the northeast
gpt
Jungle. You're in it. Deeper than you expected. suddenly green plants
all around you and really near. Leaves tickeling your neck. It
remembers you to tv documentaries about these little poisenous green
snakes. You freeze your steps, so you are really able to turn around
rather quickly and step back. Its the path southwest a bit more near
to the sea that you know and you could walk there fast. now. There is
also a passage to northeast.
human
Go north
gpt
because you're just standing right on the tip of a cliff. A fresh wind
blows against your face. Really small at the horizon you notice a ship
with eight sails. Right. Sails. A ship seeming to be a ghost from
another time. Maybe its a museums sail. You will later have a look if
its coming nearer or not. You can go down to the south back to the
bambus field.
human
You go to the north-west
gpt
That was a nice try to jump over your shadow into the bushes, but it
leads nowhere. So you went back into the bambus.

You can't go that way.
human
You go downwards
gpt
flowers. Yellow flowers all around. They look familiar. Not that
you've seen them in real life. Something special is about this flower.
In a way there seems to be a relationship with your first
kind-of-beard. There are two passages one to the southwest and one to
the east.

You'll have to get out of flower bed first.
human
You examine the cableway
gpt
The cableway basket is empty.
human
You enter the basket
gpt
The cableway basket is out of reach.
human
You look at the wheel
gpt
Its a wooden bullwheel to lead a long rope around it. Its a bit
rotten, but looks sturdy enough to be still trustworthy. Someone
carved "steps" into the mast to make it easy to climb on it.
human
Climb wheel
gpt
Yes, you are right. You could climb up this mast and get into that
cableway. But there are not yet enough reasons for you to do so.
human
You examine the manatee
gpt
Its an unnameable patchwork at the moment, but you guess it will
become a manatee or gorilla or whatsoever.
human
You go to the south
gpt
Yes you want it and time is enough. You go deeper up to you hips into
the sea water. Its still clear, you are able to see the ground. After
some minutes walk you get back to the beach. You dry fast in the hot
sun.
human
You sit on the lounger
gpt
Without your towel on it?
human
You put towel on the lounger
gpt
You put the towel on the lounger.
human
You remove trousers
gpt
You take off trousers.
human
You sit on the lounger
gpt
You lay down and try to relax, but too much is to be done. So you get
off the lounger soon. Your adventure is waiting. And crack!
as you tried to get up again, the lounger broke under your weight.
human
You wear the towel
gpt
(first taking the towel)
You put on the towel.
human
You look at the lounger
gpt
The broken pieces of the once comfy looking lounger are looking at you
searching for revenge.

the towel is dropping from your hips.
human
About yourself
gpt
Shiny. On your wrist you can see two wristbands. You are wearing the
towel, marooned wristband, treasure-wristband and the rucksack and
holding the durian, the fishing rod and trousers.

the towel is dropped from your hips.
human
You wear the trousers
gpt
You put on trousers.
human
Go north
gpt
No.
human
You get the manatee
gpt
That's hardly portable.
human
You talk to Dave
gpt
Dave opens the visor of his diving helmet, so he is able to
communicate with you. "Whats up?"

[1] Do you keep any wristbands for pirate actions?
[2] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
human
1
gpt
No, this isn't me. I live from the fruits in the jungle and I'm
still trying to find my way out of the complete boredomness. So my
hope is to either find the secret of that island or to start a
business in blue hole diving.

[1] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
human
1
gpt
Bye.

There is a creek flowing from northwest down to southeast, where it
ends in a river mouth. a path along the creek's bank follows the same
direction. A wooden bridge leads northeast deeper into the jungle and
exits also to southwest back to the boring beach.

tube. Its connected to Daves helmet to provide oxygen.

tell you.
human
Dive
gpt
No. You don't want to dive into that water. The first thing you want
is to get into that holiday resort even if you have to earn those
three wristbands in the first place.
human
Go northwest
gpt
water and swim against the stream. Don't forget you are here to get
total boredomnes.
human
You look at the leaves
gpt
Barely penetrable jungle. Not only because its physical impossible.
Also because of you not wanting to go inside.
human
Wave durian
gpt
You look ridiculous waving the durian.
human
You eat flower
gpt
(first taking flowers)
No, you don't want to nearly-kill puppies.
human
Swim
gpt
No way.
human
You talk to Ron
gpt
Ahoj.

[1] aehm.. what about this pile of meat over here?
[2] I have to go. Bye.
human
1
gpt
Get your fingers off it! Good meals are rare in these times.
Except you can give me a good alternative, maybe a bit more
sustaining?

[1] about... that meat again..
[2] I have to go. Bye.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
sustainable food
trousers (being worn)
human
You examine the food
gpt
You don't want to eat it, until you're in peril of your nearly starved
away life.
human
You show the food to Ron
gpt
(first taking sustainable food)
Ron is unimpressed.
human
You give the food to Ron
gpt
Ron looks thankfully and quickly pocket the sustainable food from you.
He adds that for his sake you can take the meat pile. But under one
condition, if you promise to create something really special out of
it.
human
You put the meat in the sack
gpt
(first taking pile of meat)

Now it's okay for him, so you are allowed to take it.

of meat.

You put pile of meat into the rucksack.
human
Go southwest
gpt
This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

The broken lounger stands before you, reminding yourself of your
little overweight.

Tim is sitting here.

You can also see a gate and a towel here.
human
You talk to Tim
gpt
Ahoj, what do ya want here?

[1] I know you like stitching manatees. My question is, are you also
able to create one just out of this pile of meat?
[2] What about the manatees?
[3] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[4] Nothing
human
1
gpt
Sure it seems to be big enough to make a suit out of it.

and he takes it, stitches and stitches...

..and hours later...

... it is a manatee suit.

He gives you the manatee suit.
[1] What about the manatees?
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] Nothing
human
1
gpt
Ah, the manatees. Such nice and friendly animals. But rarely seen
on this island nowadays. My self-stitched ones seem to be the only
manatees left on this island.

You see that he is thinking of better times long ago.

[1] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[2] Nothing
human
2
gpt
Bye.

This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

The broken lounger stands before you, reminding yourself of your
little overweight.

Tim is sitting here.

You can also see a gate and a towel here.
human
You wear the suit
gpt
You put on the manatee suit.
human
About yourself
gpt
Shiny. On your wrist you can see two wristbands. You are wearing the
manatee suit, marooned wristband, treasure-wristband, the rucksack and
trousers and holding the durian and the fishing rod.
human
You go south
gpt
You don't want to go again into the water for now, because you still
remember how it feels.
human
Go north
gpt
No.
human
You talk to Dave
gpt
Ahhh, oh fuck...a talking manatee. Is that you?

Dave opens the visor of his diving helmet, so he is able to
communicate with you. Ahhh, help! Oh its you. You frightened me
wearing that manatee suit.

[1] Ey. About my great idea. I want to offer you a deal. If you dive
into that creek wearing this manatee suit, I'll fish you near the
river mouth, so ron is able to see it and I'm getting the wristband.
wouldn't it be great?
[2] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
human
1
gpt
Do you think i'm completely dull? But... hmm. No, not without a
cause.

[1] What about a durian as your fishing bait?
[2] I can't imagine anything to wake your interest.
human
1
gpt
That sounds like a fair deal. So give me the suit.

You can't believe your eyes as Dave wears the manatee suit, coming
near the water and plouf, out of sight and within a blink of an eye he
vanishes between the plants under water. You fairly see him, when he
leaves into the direction of river mouth to the southeast.
human
You go southeast
gpt
The fresh water delutes itself into the salty sea. The way back
follows upstream to northwest. There is also a cableway leading from a
bullwheel here to somewhere over the sea.

Looking a bit awkward, the fake manatee swims here.

There stands Ron like he wants to sell some stuff.

You can also see a fruit table here.
human
Fish manatee
gpt
You already have that.

After putting the fishhook into the water it was all Daves show. He
grabbed the hook. Rons big eyes were able to see this giant, wet and
shiny meat-man manatee getting out of the water. Not shivering but
with a nod that meant respect he came over to you and put the manatee
wristband around your wrist.

apparatus.

e-v-e-r-y time  and they ran into the bush. Vanishing until you
lose sight of any of them.
human
You go northwest
gpt
There is a creek flowing from northwest down to southeast, where it
ends in a river mouth. a path along the creek's bank follows the same
direction. A wooden bridge leads northeast deeper into the jungle and
exits also to southwest back to the boring beach.

tube.
human
You go to the southwest
gpt
This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard. A
path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

The broken lounger stands before you, reminding yourself of your
little overweight.

You can also see a gate and a towel here.
human
You go west
gpt
(first opening the gate)
Slowly you try to open that gate and it really moves. So you put you
first step into the resort ready to go west. Finally.

You are right in the middle between the bar, the pool,the swimming
spot and even the theater stage.

You can see a gate, a bar (on which are white russian and vodka), a
red lounger (on which is a bath robe), a comfy seat and a bottle of
rum here.

You noticed that something is going on on this Island. Your
wish to get boredomness is blown away. You smell salty air and your
taste for adventure awakes...

You are right in the middle between the bar, the pool,the swimming
spot and even the theater stage.

You can see a gate, a bar (on which are white russian and vodka), a
red lounger (on which is a bath robe), a comfy seat and a bottle of
rum here.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
manatee wristband (being worn)
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
trousers (being worn)

The people are seated. Its getting quieter. The people are looking at
the stage.
human
You wear the bath robe
gpt
(first taking the bath robe)
You put on the bath robe.

The play begins. The first actors in pirate costumes are beginning to
sing. It hurts your brain. But hey, its your holidays.
human
You take the bottle
gpt
Taken.

There is a woman as the main act singing pirate jenny. Singing of the
ship the black freighter and with eight sails coming to kill the whole
village. It remembers you of the ship you watched yourself during your
journey over this very island.
human
You take russian
gpt
Taken.

Suddenly you hear an explosion from behind. Immediatly you turn your
head to the sea. And the black ship with eight sails appeared. A
pillar of smoke arises over a cannon. In that second, a next cannon is
fired and you are able to follow the canon ball with your own eyes.
You have to turn your head and half believing what you see, the
cannonball goes down in the middle of the stage and breaks the wodden
planks.

Should you stay or should you go?
1 - I should stay.
2 - I should go.
human
1
gpt
You decided to stay here, enjoying the show. What breaks out is:

The bunch of tourists is that frightened, that they are
fleeing in different directions. But they are trapped within the
massive bold fence.
A next canonball goes down and an awful smell is streaming out of it.
your stomach wants to return the windbeutel. You bend over and ...

... a hard smack... you lose consciousness

After recovering you found yourself in an unknown place.

A place thats moving. Up and down. You guessed right... the small
porthole on one side assured it to you that you are on a ship.

A wooden room inside a ship. You feel the waves. There is just a
four-poster bed and a pot of water in it and a porthole to the north
shows the way onto the sea. A single cabin door is to the south.

You can see a four-poster bed (on which is an inflated deflatable
mattress) and pot (empty) here.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
white russian
a bottle of rum
a bath robe (being worn)
manatee wristband (being worn)
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
trousers (being worn)
human
You examine the pot
gpt
No pot inside this pot.
human
You take the pot
gpt
Taken.
human
You pull the plug
gpt
A flush of water flows to the floor and vanishes under the door.
human
You look at the porthole
gpt
Looking through the porthole, you see a beautiful island spread at the
horizon. To far to swim without any support, but close enough to reach
it by your own muscular strength. In its frame its written "Carlos II"
but someone scratched over it and now you can read "Fancy" instead.
human
You go south
gpt
(first opening the cabin door)
It seems to be locked.
human
You open the porthole
gpt
You open the porthole.
human
You enter the porthole
gpt
(together with the empty mattress)
ocean
Its still far away to the coast line to the north. Directly behind
your back is the sloop or ketch you just used to call them boats. To
the other directions is just open sea and you don't want to explore
that any further.
human
Inflate mattress
gpt
until its filled. As fast as possible, you put the plug back in so the
mattress stays full.
human
You go to the north
gpt
island. But near enough to achieve it by swimming, the mattress itself
decided to sink into the deeper parts of the ocean as you where riding
it. Together with a curious feeling to explore that new place you
reached it after noticing it was more far away than you thought and
your body was not really easy in managing swimming to the island.

...but...

*** THE END (of this act) ***

### NEXT ACT - "Discovering the Secret of Monkey Island" ###

... sand in your ears, sand in your mouth, between your teeth. You
even feel like you're breathing sand. And you try to take a look
around. the sun is shining and burnt your back. But hey, you're still
wearing your trousers. You see lots of footprints, like a very big
group of people was here and leaving into the jungle to the north
where you can see a big rock high above the tallest trees. In the
middle of this beach is a lonely banana tree. Making you think, it was
escaping the jungle behind him to the north. Far away to the northwest
it leads halfway up to a volcano.

To the south is water, just water and the ship, the black freighter,
you remember from the pirate opera on the other island.

You can see skinny pig and an uhuru here.
human
You examine the pig
gpt
Its really skinny.
human
You examine uhuru
gpt
Impressive, that very rare parrot is a black uhuru and it has a fleety
foot.
human
You examine tree
gpt
Three times taller than you and at the top there are some bananas.
human
You examine Volcano
gpt
The Volcano rises very steeply to the northwest from here. It seems
not to be active anymore.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
pot
white russian
a bottle of rum
a bath robe (being worn)
manatee wristband (being worn)
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
trousers (being worn)
human
You take all
gpt
brass lantern: Taken.
ubuntu cd: Taken.
human
You take the pig
gpt
Sometimes you surprise yourself. You just managed to pick up a pig.
human
Kiss pig
gpt
Keep your mind on the game.
human
You continue
gpt
... and nothing happens.
human
You look
gpt
Hot light sand all around. In the middle of this beach is a lonely
banana tree. Making you think, it was escaping the jungle behind him
to the north. Far away to the northwest it leads halfway up to a
volcano.

To the south is water, just water and the ship, the black freighter,
you remember from the pirate opera on the other island.

You can see an uhuru here.
human
You go to the north
gpt
slowly feeling your way forward..

"Beware the three-headed monkey!!!" says a nicely painted sign.

You can look deep down a dried out canyon edge. Its dark down there. A
trail leads back south to the banana tree and north into the direction
of the big rock. You can also go northeast . The sign about the
three-headed monkey makes you wonder.

You can see a rope here.
human
You examine the rope
gpt
A quite robust kind of rope.

You noticed a large animal vanishing into the bush. Had it really
three heads??
human
You go north
gpt
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and to the east. There are the
remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before. One way to
the west and a way to the east. To the south leads the way back into
the direction of the banana tree beach or you just climb up this big
rock to get an view over this island.
human
You go north
gpt
The bed of this stream is armored with rocks, some very rounded
(having had a longer life in the stream) and some not.
human
You go south
gpt
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and to the east. There are the
remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before. One way to
the west and a way to the east. To the south leads the way back into
the direction of the banana tree beach or you just climb up this big
rock to get an view over this island.

Is this three-headed gorilla sized monkey following you?
human
You climb rock
gpt
You are halfway up this rock. You can go further up to the top or down
to the dam.

You can see a maybe catapult here.
human
You examine the catapult
gpt
Its not operating with electricity. Its somekind of catapult and big
chunks of stone can be thrown with it.
human
Go upward
gpt
You have a great view in every direction of this little island. In the
north you can see a small village made of straw huts. Looking really
na(t)ive. Beneath your feet you can see the strange device directly,
so you could throw stuff on it. You can only go down from here.

Far away, you could bet you have seen a three-headed gorilla.
human
You look at the village
gpt
In the north you can see a small village made of straw huts. Looking
really na(t)ive. You can't see it clearly, so you better go there.
human
You go north
gpt
In the middle stands a very fine and comfy looking straw hut. It looks
like a museum showing the former life of natives, but it still seems
to be used.
human
Go inside
gpt
You can't go that way.

No sign of any ape.
human
You climb the hut
gpt
I don't think much is to be achieved by that.

Still no sign of any ape. Where could it be?
human
Go west
gpt
On a banner is written "Hermans Lounge". There is an old man sleeping
here. You guessed thats Herman. Two paths lead out of here. One to the
east and one to southeast.

You can see herman and a pigsty (closed) here.
human
You open pigsty
gpt
Fuuuuck, there is pig number one, pig number two, pig number three,
pig number four, pig number five, pig number six, pig number seven,
pig number eight, pig number nine and pig number ten running out of
it.

You open the pigsty, revealing a pig magnet.
human
You take the magnet
gpt
Yes, disgusting but you managed to take it.
human
You look at the magnet
gpt
those pigs "stick" to it.
human
You examine the pig
gpt
Which do you mean, pig number ten, pig number nine, pig number eight,
pig number six, pig number four, pig number three, pig number one, the
pig magnet or skinny pig?
human
You take the pig one
gpt
Sometimes you surprise yourself. You just managed to pick up a pig.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
pig number ten
pig number nine
pig number eight
pig number six
pig number four
pig number three
pig number one
a pig magnet
a rope
skinny pig
pot
white russian
a bottle of rum
a bath robe (being worn)
manatee wristband (being worn)
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
trousers (being worn)
human
You look
gpt
On a banner is written "Hermans Lounge". This Human shaped floatsam is
still alive and pretends to sleep here. Two paths lead out of here.
One to the east and one to southeast.

You can see pig number five, herman and a pigsty (empty) here.
human
You talk to Herman
gpt
silence that he deserves. Do you carry anything drinkable?

[1] ahoj
[2] What's the secret of this island?
[3] Do you have a banana picker?
[4] Ahem, is this stuff all earwax that is coming out of your head?
[5] I better go.
human
1
gpt
silence that he deserves. Do you carry anything drinkable?

[1] What's the secret of this island?
[2] Do you have a banana picker?
[3] Ahem, is this stuff all earwax that is coming out of your head?
[4] I better go.
human
1
gpt
Sure, I know it very well. Its in a cave beneath that island. I
can't go there anymore. So i will be pleased if you bring me some of
it.

[1] And where is the entrance of that cave?
human
1
gpt
I don't want to kill the tension right away. You should find your
own way.

[1] Do you have a banana picker?
[2] Ahem, is this stuff all earwax that is coming out of your head?
[3] I better go.
human
1
gpt
No, its broken. The Vegibals broke my famous banana picker.

[1] Ahem, is this stuff all earwax that is coming out of your head?
[2] I better go.
human
1
gpt
Earwax? I have all sorts of scumm(tm) in any hole of my body.

[1] I better go.
human
1
gpt
Bye.

On a banner is written "Hermans Lounge". Herman pretends to sleep
here. Two paths lead out of here. One to the east and one to
southeast.

You can see herman and a pigsty (empty) here.
human
You go southeast
gpt
The Ship is gone !!

Hot light sand all around. In the middle of this beach is a lonely
banana tree. Making you think, it was escaping the jungle behind him
to the north. Far away to the northwest it leads halfway up to a
volcano.

To the south is water, just water.

You can see tiny pig and an uhuru here.
human
You take the pig
gpt
(tiny pig)
Sometimes you surprise yourself. You just managed to pick up a pig.
human
You go north
gpt
slowly feeling your way forward..

You can look deep down a dried out canyon edge. Its dark down there. A
trail leads back south to the banana tree and north to the dam into
the direction of the big rock. You can also go northeast . The sign
about the three-headed monkey makes you wonder.
human
Go northeast
gpt
There is a pond with water and in the middle is a swimming hut.
You can enter the hut or leave this place to the west or east or
southwest to the canyon edge. A sign on top of the huts entrance says
"homoepathy" it hangs on top of an older one saying "voodoo". Or you
can go down right into the water, where you see something that looks
like a big stopper.

You can see pink pig here.
human
You take the pig
gpt
Which do you mean, fat pig, pink pig, tiny pig, pig number five, pig
number ten, pig number nine, pig number eight, pig number six, pig
number four, pig number three, pig number one, the pig magnet or
skinny pig?
human
You look at the hut
gpt
How cool is that. A swimming hut. Nailed together out of floatsam
wood, definitely a work of art. So still looking like a house of
mojo....but now focusing on homoe-something.
human
You enter the hut
gpt
Still looking like a house of mojo....but now focusing on
homoe-something.

You can see the door to the backroom, fat pig, huge pig and ex-voodoo
lady here.
human
You examine lady
gpt
Grey hair, red glasses. With this look to be some steps above you.
Even if there are no stairs.
human
You talk to the lady
gpt
You look so deluted, can I be of any help?

[1] Hi, why is it about homoepathy now, I thought this place is about
voodoo.
[2] What's the secret of this island?
[3] What about the Giant Q-Tip?
[4] Do you have anything against earwax?
[5] I am more into knowledge than believes, bye.
human
1
gpt
Voodoo is some esoteric non-working nonsene, I needed to help and
establish something proven. Sorry,  I have to complete bashing this
bottle on this leather bound book.

[1] What's the secret of this island?
[2] What about the Giant Q-Tip?
[3] Do you have anything against earwax?
[4] I am more into knowledge than believes, bye.
human
1
gpt
I will always respect their deities.

[1] What about the Giant Q-Tip?
[2] Do you have anything against earwax?
[3] I am more into knowledge than believes, bye.
human
1
gpt
You ask me for some university medicine? I have something better,
which means homoepathic, for you. I will rattle it 4 days, then you
can come back and its strong enough to help.

She went into the backroom and gets a big glass full of earwax!?

[1] I am more into knowledge than believes, bye.
human
1
gpt
Bye.

Still looking like a house of mojo....but now focusing on
homoe-something.

You can see earwax, the door to the backroom and ex-voodoo lady here.
human
You examine the earwax
gpt
Ugly would be too nice to describe this unnameable mass.
human
Go outside
gpt
There is a pond with water and in the middle is a swimming hut.
You can enter the hut or leave this place to the west or east or
southwest to the canyon edge. A sign on top of the huts entrance says
"homoepathy" it hangs on top of an older one saying "voodoo". Or you
can go down right into the water, where you see something that looks
like a big stopper.
human
Go downwards
gpt
You jump right inside the dark water depths of the pond.

You are under water (again) and you try your best to see things in
that murky water. You can exit swimming up.

You can see the big stopper here.
human
You take the stopper
gpt
That's fixed in place.
human
Examine stopper
gpt
You see nothing special about the big stopper.

You can't hold your breath for 10 minutes like others do, so you get
up and out of the water immediatly.

There is a pond with water and in the middle is a swimming hut.
You can enter the hut or leave this place to the west or east or
southwest to the canyon edge. A sign on top of the huts entrance says
"homoepathy" it hangs on top of an older one saying "voodoo". Or you
can go down right into the water, where you see something that looks
like a big stopper.
human
Go west
gpt
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and to the east. There are the
remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before. One way to
the west to hermans fort and a way to the east to the pond. To the
south leads the way back into the direction of the banana tree beach
or you just climb up this big rock to get an view over this island.
human
Go west
gpt
On a banner is written "Hermans Lounge". Herman pretends to sleep
here. Two paths lead out of here. One to the east and one to
southeast.

You can see herman and a pigsty (empty) here.
human
You talk to Herman
gpt
silence that he deserves. Do you carry anything drinkable?

[1] I better go.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
huge pig
fat pig
pink pig
tiny pig
pig number five
pig number ten
pig number nine
pig number eight
pig number six
pig number four
pig number three
pig number one
a pig magnet
a rope
skinny pig
pot
white russian
a bottle of rum
a bath robe (being worn)
manatee wristband (being worn)
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
trousers (being worn)
human
You ask Herman about the pigs
gpt
[Use TALK TO to interact with characters.]
human
Go east
gpt
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and to the east. There are the
remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before. One way to
the west to hermans fort and a way to the east to the pond. To the
south leads the way back into the direction of the banana tree beach
or you just climb up this big rock to get an view over this island.

There is one pig trying to cloggin it up again and restoring a working
dam. The water is flowing.

You can see pig number seven here.
human
You drop the magnet
gpt
You dropped the pig magnet in the once exploded part of the dam. Now
it lures in hungry pigs.
human
You drop all the pig
gpt
pig number seven: Dropped.
huge pig: Dropped.
fat pig: Dropped.
pink pig: Dropped.
tiny pig: Dropped.
pig number five: Dropped.
pig number ten: Dropped.
pig number nine: Dropped.
pig number eight: Dropped.
pig number six: Dropped.
pig number four: Dropped.
pig number three: Dropped.
pig number one: Dropped.
skinny pig: Dropped.
human
You look
gpt
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and not anymore to the east. There
are the remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before.
These pigs are so concentrated licking this pig magnet, the dam works
again One way to the west to hermans fort and a way to the east to the
pond. To the south leads the way back into the direction of the banana
tree beach or you just climb up this big rock to get an view over this
island.

There is a good damn of  fourteen pigs clogging it up, so it now works
as a dam again. The flow of water is stopped.

You can see skinny pig, pig number one, pig number three, pig number
four, pig number six, pig number eight, pig number nine, pig number
ten, pig number five, tiny pig, pink pig, fat pig, huge pig, pig
number seven and a pig magnet here.
human
You go east
gpt
FUUUCK, the water flowing into the pond is all gone... so it's empty
now.

southwest to the canyon edge. A sign on top of the huts entrance says
"homoepathy" it hangs on top of an older one saying "voodoo". Or you
can go down right into the water, where you see something that looks
like a big stopper.
human
You enter the hut
gpt
Still looking like a house of mojo....but now focusing on
homoe-something.

You can see the door to the backroom, earwax and ex-voodoo lady here.
human
You open the door
gpt
homoepathic lady.
human
Go downwards
gpt
You jump right into the waterless the depths of the dried out pond.

You are under water (again) and you try your best to see things in
that murky water. You can exit swimming up.

You can see the big stopper here.
human
You take the stopper
gpt
That's fixed in place.
human
You pull the stopper
gpt
It is fixed in place.
human
You show the earwax to Herman
gpt
Herman is unimpressed.
human
Go up
gpt
You have a great view in every direction of this little island. In the
north you can see a small village made of straw huts. Looking really
na(t)ive. Beneath your feet you can see the strange device directly,
so you could throw stuff on it. You can only go down from here.

You can see pig number two here.
human
You throw the pig two at the catapult
gpt
You drop the pig directly onto the catapult...

... You can now see a flying pig into the north of the island. Even
to your ear came a very loud and smashing sound afterwards.
human
Go north
gpt
Yes, you smashed the vegibals hut into pieces, using a living pig! A
bunch of straw and wooden pieces are the only remains of this kind of
native architecture.

You can see a giant q-tip here.
human
You take Qthe -Tip
gpt
Taken.
human
You examine it
gpt
It looks like the ones you know for human ears, but this one is giant.
Larger than your legs. But you notice the cotton tip is long gone on
this one, so its basically a really large and heavy stick.
human
Go south
gpt
You can look deep down a dried out canyon edge. Its dark down there. A
trail leads back south to the banana tree and north to the dam into
the direction of the big rock. You can also go northeast to the pond.
The sign about the three-headed monkey makes you wonder.
human
Go south
gpt
Hot light sand all around. In the middle of this beach is a lonely
banana tree. Making you think, it was escaping the jungle behind him
to the north. Far away to the northwest it leads halfway up to a
volcano.

To the south is water, just water and still not a trace of the black
freighter.

You can see an uhuru here.
human
You talk to uhuru
gpt
He talks. No joke. he talks and its: "push the tree, quuoak, push the
tree."
human
You take banana
gpt
(the banana)
Taken.
human
You examine banana
gpt
(the banana)
You see nothing special about the banana.
human
You give the russian to Herman
gpt
"Thank you, thats a welcoming gesture."
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a banana
a giant q-tip
earwax
a rope
pot
white russian
a bottle of rum
a bath robe (being worn)
manatee wristband (being worn)
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
trousers (being worn)
human
Go east
gpt
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and not anymore to the east. There
are the remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before.
These pigs are so concentrated licking this pig magnet, the dam works
again One way to the west to hermans fort and a way to the east to the
pond. To the south leads the way back into the direction of the banana
tree beach or you just climb up this big rock to get an view over this
island.

There is a good damn of  fourteen pigs clogging it up, so it now works
as a dam again. The flow of water is stopped.

You can see skinny pig, pig number one, pig number three, pig number
four, pig number six, pig number eight, pig number nine, pig number
ten, pig number five, tiny pig, pink pig, fat pig, huge pig, pig
number seven and a pig magnet here.
human
You go east
gpt
FUUUCK, the water flowing into the pond is all gone... so it's empty
now.

southwest to the canyon edge. A sign on top of the huts entrance says
"homoepathy" it hangs on top of an older one saying "voodoo". Or you
can go down right into the water, where you see something that looks
like a big stopper.
human
Go downwards
gpt
You jump right into the waterless the depths of the dried out pond.

You are under water (again) and you try your best to see things in
that murky water. You can exit swimming up.

You can see the big stopper here.
human
You open the stopper
gpt
You open the big stopper.
human
Go down
gpt
Its full of brown sugar cane globules for homoepathic use. You can't
go down as long as those sweeteners are blocking your way.
human
You look
gpt
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and not anymore to the east. There
are the remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before.
These pigs are so concentrated licking this pig magnet, the dam works
again One way to the west to hermans fort and a way to the east to the
pond. To the south leads the way back into the direction of the banana
tree beach or you just climb up this big rock to get an view over this
island.

There is a good damn of  eight pigs clogging it up, so it now works as
a dam again. The flow of water is stopped.

You can see pig number nine, pig number ten, pig number five, tiny
pig, pink pig, fat pig, huge pig, pig number seven and a pig magnet
here.
human
You take the pig
gpt
Which do you mean, tiny pig, pig number seven, the pig magnet, huge
pig, fat pig, pink pig, pig number five, pig number ten, pig number
nine, pig number eight, pig number six, pig number four, pig number
three, pig number one or skinny pig?
human
You look
gpt
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and to the east. There are the
remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before. One way to
the west to hermans fort and a way to the east to the pond. To the
south leads the way back into the direction of the banana tree beach
or you just climb up this big rock to get an view over this island.

There is one pig trying to cloggin it up again and restoring a working
dam. The water is flowing.

You can see pig number seven and a pig magnet here.
human
Go east
gpt
throough the open stopper.
You can enter the hut or leave this place to the west or east or
southwest to the canyon edge. A sign on top of the huts entrance says
"homoepathy" it hangs on top of an older one saying "voodoo". Or you
can go down right into the water, where you see something that looks
like a big stopper.
human
Go downward
gpt
You jump right into the waterless the depths of the dried out pond.

You are in a wet and empty pond. The water is vanishing somewhere. You
can exit going up..

You can see the big stopper here.
human
Go down
gpt
Its really sticky down there, but the amount of water was enough to
made the sugar to dissolve.
As you enter finally this room you meet there a three headed gorilla.
Or better, one gorilla costume. Inside of it seem to be three people.
Each one having his face in one of the three heads of this costume.

"Oh, you guys again?"

"Yes, here we are and we were first."

barrels. And they look very old. So you ask "Whats so special
about those barrels?"

"Fancy, fancy barrels. These barrels are coming from a ship
called fancy. We were treasure hunting for a long time after this. The
arch pirate himself was hiding them here. Cpt. Henry Avery. We just
arrived here, so we need to drink a lot. You can join us, if you want.

You look for a place where you can stay for a long time, drinking
rare whisky from 1690. Not listening what the other guys are talking
you reach the state of total boredomness.

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