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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
, walkthrough
gpt
In the spirit of Interactive Fiction, the entrance to the Secrets of Great IF panel is a maze. Oh, this looks like it'll be fun.
human
About yourself
gpt
Running self-diagnostic:
LOCOMOTION: Good
SENSORS:
+  VISUAL: Good
+  AUDIO: Good
+  CHEM: OFFLINE
MANIPULATORS: Good
human
Xyzzy
gpt
You are enveloped by orange smoke. When it clears, you see that you're back at the beginning of the maze.

A promising start to a rather well-made, indoor maze.
human
Describe the surroundings
gpt
A promising start to a rather well-made, indoor maze.
human
You take all
gpt
Nothing to take.
human
Go south
gpt
Breaking through the wall is frowned upon by management, might as well get into the spirit of things and solve the maze.
human
Look around
gpt
Bits of the roof and ceiling are on the floor around you. To the
south you see the entrance to the line for the IF Suite.
human
You examine the sign
gpt
You can't go that way.

You haven't seen anything like that.
human
Go east
gpt
This part of the maze seems easy enough, only three possible directions to go; west, south or east.
human
You go to the east
gpt
A mostly featureless, white room. There's a pedestal with a
spotlight in the center. The only way out is back to the west.
Sitting on White Pedestal is a Galatea Doll.
human
You examine Doll
gpt
It's a small doll with yellow hair and a green dress. Sticking out of the back of the doll is a pull-string.
human
You pull the string
gpt
The Galatea Doll says:
"!slled aetalaG gnikam ,deppart em tog s'ylimE !!PLEH"
human
You pull the string
gpt
The Galatea Doll says:
"A small portion of the procedes from my sale go
towards the 'Save the Alaskan Wilderness' fund."

The Galatea Doll says:
"It's a huge rock in the sky, or so I'm told."
human
You pull the string
gpt
The Galatea Doll says:
"I don't know what you call them."
human
You pull the string
gpt
The Galatea Doll says:
"It was full of sunshine."
human
You take Doll
gpt
Taken.
human
You examine the pedestal
gpt
A white pedestal standing about four feet high.
human
You go to the south
gpt
Not too bad, at least it's not a twisty maze, all passages alike. On one of the walls is a piece of wiki-art.* Exits lead to the north, south and west.

*NOTE: wiki-art was a short-lived [citation needed] art-form where people printed out wiki pages poster sized and sold them. It didn't last very long.
human
You examine the art
gpt
You study the wiki-art. It seems to be an article about the Great Potato Famine in Ireland. You are, however, pretty sure the part about Kathy Ireland has nothing to do with the rest of it.
human
Go south
gpt
A twist, but not a twisty twist, only two directions to go: north or east.
A Potato is here.
human
You get Potato
gpt
Taken.
human
You examine it
gpt
(assuming you mean the Potato)
A brown, bumpy potato. Curiously, there's a lamp carved into the side of the potato.
human
You go east
gpt
This is the one room that all four cardinal directions are open to you. There is a panel on a pedestal with a red switch on it.
Control Panel is here.
human
You examine Panel
gpt
A black pedestal with a red switch on it. It stands about chest high right in the center of the room. Currently it is switched off.
human
You turn on the Panel
gpt
An over-sized mallet appears above your head and bonks you. You're feeling a little disoriented at the moment.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying a Galatea Doll and a Potato.
human
Frotz Potato
gpt
A puff of green smoke swirls around the potato and dissapates.
human
Frotz
gpt
Be a little more specific about what you'd like to frotz.
human
You examine Potato
gpt
A brown, bumpy potato. Curiously, there's a lamp carved into the side of the potato. And it's glowing faintly.
human
You go north
gpt
Three of the walls are covered with Fettucini art. In the middle is
a pedestal with a box on top.
human
Examine box
gpt
A dark, ebony-esque box that is slightly larger than a bread box. currently, it is currently closed.
human
You open the box
gpt
Opened.
human
Examine box
gpt
A dark, ebony-esque box that is slightly larger than a bread box. currently, it is currently open.
human
You look in the Box
gpt
Inside Ebony-esque Box is A bowl of fettucini.
human
You examine Fettucini
gpt
A bowl of well preserved fettucini.
human
You go to the east
gpt
Perhaps you ought to close the box before leaving.
human
Close Box
gpt
Closed.
human
You go to the east
gpt
Not too bad, at least it's not a twisty maze, all passages alike. On one of the walls is a piece of wiki-art.* Exits lead to the north, south and west.

*NOTE: wiki-art was a short-lived [citation needed] art-form where people printed out wiki pages poster sized and sold them. It didn't last very long.
human
Go south
gpt
A twist, but not a twisty twist, only two directions to go: north or east.
human
You go east
gpt
This is the one room that all four cardinal directions are open to you. There is a panel on a pedestal with a red switch on it.
Control Panel is here.
human
You go east
gpt
A mostly featureless, white room. There's a pedestal with a
spotlight in the center. The only way out is back to the west.
human
You examine the switch
gpt
A black pedestal with a red switch on it. It stands about chest high right in the center of the room. Currently it is switched on.
human
You turn off the switch
gpt
A buffered analgesic appears on the control panel. You gratefully take it then swallow it. Ahh, now you feel much better.
human
You go east
gpt
Nearing the end, or are you?
This room looks a little unfinished, as if those putting this maze together were running out of steam. Which means you're probably getting near the end.
human
Go south
gpt
This is it! The final room of the maze. To the east, you can see the entrance to the IF Suite. There is an intriguing sign on one of the walls.
human
You read the sign
gpt
Guvf fvta vf urer whfg gb naabl lbh.
human
You go east
gpt
The entrance to the Interactive Fiction Suite.
To the east, you can see the IF Suite, with many of the people you'd like to meet. (you hope, you only know what a couple of them actually look like.
The Generic Enforcer is here.
human
You examine Enforcer
gpt
Red shirt, pants, face, etc...
All in all, rather unremarkable looking.
human
You pull the string
gpt
The Galatea Doll says:
"What kind of exhibition? It's an art exhibition."
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying a Galatea Doll, a Potato (providing light), and A bowl of fettucini.
The guards stomach rumbles
human
You give Potato to Enforcer
gpt
The Generic Enforcer politely refuses.
human
You give Fettucini to Enforcer
gpt
Thanks, I was getting really hungry.
human
You go to the east
gpt
This is it, the Interactive Fiction Suite. You've made it and now
you get to mingle with the hoi-palloi if IFdom. Seems a bit quiet, you look around and realize that you're late and missed all the fun.
human
Go upwards
gpt
The entrance to the Interactive Fiction Suite.
To the east, you can see the IF Suite, with many of the people you'd like to meet. (you hope, you only know what a couple of them actually look like.
The Generic Enforcer is here. The Generic Enforcer has A bowl of fettucini.
human
Go south
gpt
In the spirit of Interactive Fiction, the entrance to the Secrets of Great IF panel is a maze. Oh, this looks like it'll be fun.
human
Go south
gpt
Yet another boring room with only two exits; north and west.
human
Go west
gpt
E/W Corridor in Maze
A plain, featureless hallway that leads east and west.
human
You go west
gpt
An undecorated corner in the maze, seems you can only go either
north, or east.
human
You go north
gpt
You stumble around in the dark.
human
You look
gpt
It's too dark to see anything.
human
Go north
gpt
A Grue exhibit. Posters line the walls, depicting various artists' depiction of what a grue might look like.
Poster 1, Poster 2, and Poster 3 are here.
human
You examine Poster 1
gpt
This poster must have used at least three black crayons, as there is nothing but blackness and a waxy residue. Below the poster is a small inscription that reads 'Grue that ate my dad' by: Jimmy F., aged 8.
human
Examine poster 2
gpt
This poster is reproduction of the famous oil on canvas 'Grue attack' by Emmenly Small. There are two, small yellow-green eyes barely visible in the bottom right third of the image.
human
You look at the Poster 3
gpt
A reprint of the only known, authenticted photo of a grue. It was found by the bones of the famous, cave-crawler J. Lottie. All that's really visible are slavering fangs, closing around the lens of the camera.
human
You go north
gpt
A featureless, white room with two exits: east and south.
human
Go east
gpt
A stuffed pig in a sty sits in the corner of the room. The pig looks more intelligent than it has a right to. On the wall behind the display is a sign. Exits lead to the north and to the west.
human
You read the sign
gpt
Dis is da famous pig dat Grunk lost all dem years ago (Tweee.).
human
You look at the pig
gpt
He's pink, fat and stuffed.
human
Go north
gpt
There is a door here with a sign taped to it. Obvious exits are
well, only one...south.
human
You read the sign
gpt
Sorry, but the IF Suite has been moved to the other room.
Someone has fallen asleep under one of the tables and we can't
wake him up.
human
You show Potato to Enforcer
gpt
Whoa...it's glowing. Is it.. is it.. radioactive?
human
You eat Potato
gpt
Eating found food at a big convention really doesn't make sense, now does it?
The guards stomach rumbles
human
You ask Enforcer about Galatea
gpt
Cute doll, but there wasn't much action in the game that inspired her. The guards stomach rumbles
human
Frotz enforcer
gpt
The enforcer's eyes widen as he starts to glow with a pale blue nimbus of light.
"Wha..what did you do to me? I'm glowing!"
The enforcer runs off, screaming the whole way.
human
You enter
gpt
Be a little more specific about what you'd like to enter.