system
You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
, walkthrough
gpt
The Braintree. The oldest enemy of your people, sitting there in the middle of the Neverlight Forest. Sitting...scheming. So now he put a giant space claw on Pluto, and Pluto powers your people, because you are some kind of sci-fi metaphor for hippies and back to nature -stuff. So the Eldest of your people send you and Kevin on a mission to find the Tomb of the Unknown Tool, also known as Grave of the nameless Idiot. There you will find the artifact to defeat the evil Braintree. So there you are, at the edge of the Forest, ready to begin your trip. I will be your eyes and ears. And nose.

No relation to any real people called Kevin or Jim is implied.

The forest is dark and foreboding, yadda, yadda, forest path.

You can see Jim here.
human
You examine Jim
gpt
Jim is wearing something made of 100% natural cotton, because your people are into nature and stuff.
human
About you
gpt
As good-looking as ever.
human
You ask Jim about Kevin
gpt
Jim gives you a satisfying answer.

"Shouldn't we follow the Forest Path? What do you mean not implemented? It's just here, to the northnortheast."
Jim goes to the Northnortheast.
You follow Jim to the Northnortheast.
The forest path looks pretty normal...Oh dear!
Vacuum Trap!!!
Jim explodes in the goriest way you can imagine (so it might be
pretty tame).

Vacuum Trap!!!
There's nothing here to see, as vacuum is invisible. Luckily, you're immune to vacuum, as all creatonists are. The forest path continues to the east.
human
East
gpt
Tomb of the Unknown Tool, also known as Grave of the nameless Idiot
It is done up in a modern style, all glass and steel, the lettering of its name float over the glass front as flashy laser projections. The entrance leads down (by elevator).
human
Down
gpt
Nice elevator music!

This room is full of skulls and bones. Right before you lies the slain corpse of the famous adventurer Monathan Mlask, who has met his doom here. A door leads, hm, let's say southeast.

You can see a bubble gum door and a Chicken with Hands! here.
human
You take Chicken
gpt
I don't suppose the Chicken with Hands! would care for that.
human
You look at Chicken
gpt
You see nothing special about the Chicken with Hands!.
human
You go southeast
gpt
(first opening the bubble gum door)
It seems to be locked.
human
You unlock the door with Chicken
gpt
(first taking the Chicken with Hands!)
I don't suppose the Chicken with Hands! would care for that.
human
You unlock door
gpt
(with the wrapper key)
The Chicken with Hands! has better things to do.
human
You take the wrapper key
gpt
That seems to belong to the Chicken with Hands!.
human
You ask Chicken for the key
gpt
The Chicken with Hands! has better things to do.
human
You hit Chicken
gpt
It flutters up and chokes you to death with its creepy hands. So you die disgusted.
human
Sing
gpt
Your singing is abominable.
human
You squeeze Chicken
gpt
Keep your hands to yourself.
human
Kiss Chicken
gpt
Keep your mind on the game.
human
You kill Chicken
gpt
It flutters up and chokes you to death with its creepy hands. So you die disgusted.
human
Look around
gpt
This room is full of skulls and bones. Right before you lies the slain corpse of the famous adventurer Monathan Mlask, who has met his doom here. A door leads, hm, let's say southeast.

You can see a bubble gum door and a Chicken with Hands! here.
human
You eat door
gpt
(first taking the bubble gum door)
That's fixed in place.
human
You wake Chicken
gpt
That seems unnecessary.
human
Up
gpt
Tomb of the Unknown Tool, also known as Grave of the nameless Idiot
It is done up in a modern style, all glass and steel, the lettering of its name float over the glass front as flashy laser projections. The entrance leads down (by elevator).

The Chicken with Hands! arrives from below.
human
You go to the west
gpt
Vacuum Trap!!!
There's nothing here to see, as vacuum is invisible. Luckily, you're immune to vacuum, as all creatonists are. The forest path continues to the east.

The Chicken with Hands! arrives from the east.

The Chicken implodes, which looks kinda awesome. You see something glinting in the wreckage.
human
You take all
gpt
(the wrapper key)
Taken.
human
You go east
gpt
Tomb of the Unknown Tool, also known as Grave of the nameless Idiot
It is done up in a modern style, all glass and steel, the lettering of its name float over the glass front as flashy laser projections. The entrance leads down (by elevator).
human
Go downwards
gpt
Nice elevator music!

This room is full of skulls and bones. Right before you lies the slain corpse of the famous adventurer Monathan Mlask, who has met his doom here. A door leads, hm, let's say southeast.

You can see a bubble gum door here.
human
You unlock door
gpt
(with the wrapper key)
You unlock the bubble gum door.
human
You open door
gpt
You open the bubble gum door.
human
Go southeast
gpt
There are hordes of gold and silver, ipods and other treasures. Being from a culture who is all back to nature and stuff, you're not interested. A small tunnel leads, what didn't we have, southwest.

But there is the unknown tool, a typewriter.

You can also see a bubble gum door here.

The typewriter types a "9" with a clang.
human
You take the typewriter
gpt
Taken.

The typewriter types a "8" with a clang.
human
Go southwest
gpt
You can see the sky through the glass dome, and beloved Pluto far above.

There is an incredible large heap of the intelligent, but unresponsive Ladders of Mercury here. They look pretty bored, not being used  for their given purpose.

The typewriter types a "7" with a clang.
human
Go up
gpt
You can't go that way.

The typewriter types a "6" with a clang.
human
You climb ladder
gpt
You can't see any such thing.

You shoulder all but one of the ladders, who actually weight nothing, and put that one up. Then you climb it, stack the other one on top, climb that, etc. You have to break the glass dome, but after that it's easy work till the cloud layer. As you leave Earth'sa atmosphere, you're once again happy to be immune to Vacuum. Luckily it still only takes you one turn to reach Pluto in the unmeasurable vastness of Space.

You are standing on Pluto, at the foot of the Space Claw holding your beloved Planet.

The typewriter types a "5" with a clang.

You are standing on Pluto, at the foot of the Space Claw holding your beloved Planet.

The typewriter types a "4" with a clang.

[Previous turn undone.]
human
You examine the typewriter
gpt
It's an old typewriter, which has some dynamite in it.

The typewriter types a "4" with a clang.
human
You drop the typewriter
gpt
You carefully place the typewriter at the foot of the Space Claw, then run up the next slope and get proppeled into the vast, cold nothingness of Space. Behind you, there is a giant and satisfyingly loud explosion. You drift through Space as helpless as the next sequel hook. But with Pluto's power restored, your people are able to find you, sailing to your rescue on Space Birds. Back home, they're having a big celebration in your honor, and you finally muster up your courage to speak to the silk weavers daughter. Braintree is still at large, but it's not like he can run away.