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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Humor, IFComp 2020,IFComp Game,parser,walkthrough
gpt
The cabbage is wet.
human
You examine the sheep
gpt
The sheep looks warily back at you.
human
You examine the bear
gpt
The bear is chubby.
human
You take the sheep
gpt
The sheep evades your attempts to pick it up. All you get for your efforts is a hungry "BAAA."
human
You put the sheep in the boat
gpt
(first taking the sheep)
The sheep evades your attempts to pick it up. All you get for your efforts is a hungry "BAAA."
human
You take the grass
gpt
You pull up some blades of grass.
human
You give the grass to sheep
gpt
(the blades of grass to the sheep)
*crunch* *crunch* *crunch*

The sheep bleats contentedly. Maybe it'll be more cooperative now.
human
You put the sheep in the boat
gpt
(first taking the sheep)
The boat sloshes as you deposit the sheep.
human
You enter the boat
gpt
You get into the boat.

In the boat you can see a sheep.
human
You enter the boat
gpt
You get into the boat.
human
You take the bear
gpt
(first getting out of the boat)
The bear is a bit heavy, but with its cooperation you manage to pick it up.
human
You put the bear in the boat
gpt
The boat sloshes as you deposit the bear.
human
You enter the boat
gpt
You get into the boat.

In the boat you can see a bear.
human
You take the cabbage
gpt
The cabbage is a bit heavy, but you manage to pick it up.
human
You enter the boat
gpt
(first putting the cabbage in the boat)
You get into the boat.
human
You enter the boat
gpt
You get into the boat.
human
You put the sheep in the boat
gpt
(first getting out of the boat)
The sheep is already here.
human
You take the sheep
gpt
The sheep is a bit heavy, but with its cooperation you manage to pick it up.
human
You enter the boat
gpt
(first putting the sheep in the boat)
You get into the boat.
human
Y.
gpt
*crunch* *crunch* *crunch*

It tastes like guilt.
human
You eat the cabbage
gpt
(first taking the cabbage)
You're carrying too many things already.
human
You eat the cabbage
gpt
(first taking the cabbage)
human
You drop the cabbage
gpt
The cabbage is already here.
human
You eat yourself
gpt
(first taking yourself)
You are always self-possessed.
human
You eat the boat
gpt
(first taking the boat)
The boat is a little too heavy for you to carry.
human
You eat grass
gpt
(first taking the grass in the ground)
You pull up some blades of grass.
human
You eat the grass
gpt
(the blades of grass)
Trichomes prick your tongue as you eat the grass, leaving you with a stinging sensation and a bitter aftertaste. You have no idea why the sheep seems to like it so much.
human
You eat bear
gpt
(first taking the bear)
human
Y.
gpt
After a brief struggle, the bear eats you instead.
human
Xyzzy
gpt
The sound of your voice dissipates feebly across the landscape. The sheep looks on warily.
human
Go north
gpt
Before you can get very far, you are called back by the anxious bleating of your sheep.
human
Drown bear
gpt
(first taking the bear)
You attempt to hurl the bear into the middle of the river. With its great weight, all you succeed in doing is dropping the bear into the shallows, where it lands with a great splash. You've barely turned back towards drier land when you're knocked off your feet by a heavy paw and sent tumbling into the water.
You sit up and clear your eyes to see the bear lolloping toward you. Is it angry, or just playing? The wind is knocked out of you a second time; and as you lie with your face in the mud and a crushing weight on your back, your last thought is that maybe the bear's intentions don't matter anyway.

*** You have been sat on by a bear. ***