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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
, cheese,cover art,culinary theme,silly,Speed-IF 10^-9,SpeedIF,SpeedIF December 2002,walkthrough
gpt
Biff Bradclaw smoothes back his slick greasy hair one more time before posing in front of the television camera, and says:

"Welcome to Episode Seven of Krakatoa Survivor Challenge! It's a gorgeous day on the tropical island of Krakatoa, not a cloud in the sky. Although there's plenty of smoke from that volcano, ha ha ha!

"Our current champion" -- he points to you, applause -- "is being challenged by our newest contenders, Kari Knott, a waitress from Toledo," -- applause -- "and Russ Rohoho, a late night talk show host from Honolulu." More applause.

"And the challenge is ..." Biff checks his cue card. "Hey, Kari, this should be easy for you. The challenge is to make a tuna melt sandwich from the native materials on the island! Find some tuna, cheese, and bread, put 'em together and cook it, then bring it back to the camp! Whoever brings their sandwich back first, wins!"

(and before you ask, it took me closer to two days to write, not two hours)

"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Russ, Kari and Biff here.
human
You look at Russ
gpt
Russ Rohoho is an attractive forty-something with his Hawaiian and Italian mixed heritage. His late night talk show, "Luau Fever", is supposedly very popular in Hawaii, but of course he'd say that.

Kari whispers a question to Biff, who shakes his head.

Russ looks at you suspiciously.
human
You look at Kari
gpt
Kari Knott is a moderately attractive dirty-blonde girl from Toledo, Ohio. Although she's only 23, she's already got that bleary-eyed look from working too many late night shifts at Pepe's Diner.

The ground shakes, slightly.

Kari whispers a question to Biff, who shakes his head.

Russ takes the northwest path.
human
About yourself
gpt
You're the current champion of "Krakatoa Survivor Challenge", and if you want to remain champion, you need to make a tuna melt sandwich as quickly as possible and bring it back to camp.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.

Kari heads south to the lagoon.
human
You look at Biff
gpt
Biff Bradclaw is the ever-smiling host of the show, and has the blackest, greasiest hair you've ever seen. Eeww. You can't imagine what the girls back home see in him; he's such an obvious phony.

Russ emerges from the forest to the north.
human
Go east
gpt
Nice sandy beach. Shame you don't have time to just sit down and enjoy it.

Someone has discarded a bag of popcorn here.
human
You look at the popcorn
gpt
It's a half-eaten bag of popcorn.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
human
You take it
gpt
Taken.
human
You go to the west
gpt
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Biff here.

Kari emerges from the forest to the north.
human
Go south
gpt
This natural lagoon is a perfect place for fishing. You wish your friend Harley was here. Harley loved to go fishing with you when you were kids. The camp is visible to the north, and the beach extends west and east, and of course the ocean fills your view south, all the way to the horizon.
human
You examine the ocean
gpt
The water is clear as clear can be. You can even see some tuna fish swimming in its depths.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.

Kari wanders in from the east.
human
Go inside
gpt
You can't go that way.

Kari looks in the lagoon with interest.
human
You catch the fish
gpt
You'll have to tell me how to do that.

The ground shakes, slightly.

Suddenly, Kari stabs a long pointy fish into the water, and snares a fish! She looks rather pleased with herself.
human
You take the fish
gpt
You can't just take the fish from the lagoon! You have to catch one, somehow.

Kari heads back to camp.
human
Go north
gpt
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Kari and Biff here.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.

Kari looks at you suspiciously.
human
You go west
gpt
A grassy meadow covers this corner of the island. That seems plausible, right? At any rate, several sheep and cows are here, taking advantage of the grass and eating their full. Hills are to the north, towards the volcano, and the camp lies east.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
Milk cow
gpt
Pumping vigourously, you fill... wait a minute. What are you putting this milk in?

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
human
You look at the bag
gpt
It's a half-eaten bag of popcorn.
human
You eat the popcorn
gpt
You're not that hungry. And it's probably stale.
human
You examine the bag
gpt
It's a half-eaten bag of popcorn.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
human
You get the cow
gpt
I don't suppose the cows and sheep would care for that.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
human
Go north
gpt
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Russ and Biff here.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.

Russ heads south to the lagoon.
human
You go to the north-east
gpt
A sparse looking village, but the "El Bakery" on the north side looks most interesting to you. Forest shades the village from the west, and paths lead southwest and south.

In the center of the village is a cannon.

Attached to the back end of the cannon is a mysterious black box.

Some litterbug has left a gigantic pop bottle here.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
human
You take the pop bottle
gpt
Taken.
human
You examine it
gpt
It's one of those new five liter pop bottles. For when you're really really thristy.The five liter bottle is empty.
human
You examine the cannon
gpt
The heavy iron cannon is a relic from history, once used to repel pirates from Krakatoa's shores. Its muzzle points up and east over the ocean, but it's not empty. There's a bamboo structure inside it.
human
You examine the structure
gpt
It's hard to believe, but that's a tiny bamboo rocketship stuck in the muzzle of the cannon, large enough to launch a monkey far over the ocean. Is this what they do for fun around here? Jesus.
human
You get the structure
gpt
That's fixed in place.
human
You look at the structure
gpt
It's hard to believe, but that's a tiny bamboo rocketship stuck in the muzzle of the cannon, large enough to launch a monkey far over the ocean. Is this what they do for fun around here? Jesus.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
You look at the box
gpt
It's a mysterious black box all right. The only clue to what it is are the words "Frobozz Magic Mini Nuke" in bright yellow letters on the top.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
You open the box
gpt
The black box opens easily. In the black box is a glowing green crystal.
human
You take it
gpt
That's fixed in place.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
human
You take the crystal
gpt
Taken.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
human
You examine the crystal
gpt
It's a crystal. It's glowing and green. I dunno what it is. Kryptonite? (yeah, right)
human
You examine the cannon
gpt
The heavy iron cannon is a relic from history, once used to repel pirates from Krakatoa's shores. Its muzzle points up and east over the ocean, but it's not empty. There's a bamboo structure inside it.
human
Light cannon
gpt
This dangerous act would achieve little.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
human
You turn the cannon on
gpt
That's not something you can switch.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
human
You go to the north
gpt
You've entered the best bakery on Krakatoa. The only bakery on Krakatoa. There's a sign on the wall, and the exit is south.

The baker is here, hoping you'll buy some bread.

In one corner of the bakery, a baby is sleeping, nestled in blankets.

You can also see a baguette here.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a five liter bottle (which is empty)
a bag of popcorn
human
You eat baby
gpt
(first taking baby)
I don't suppose baby would care for that.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
You buy the bread
gpt
You buy a nice baguette.
human
You examine the baguette
gpt
It's a baguette, a nice loaf of bread for a nice sandwich, and one of the ingredients you'll need for your tuna melt.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
human
You wake baby
gpt
No one is asleep.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
human
You examine the baker
gpt
The baker is wearing a strange green tropical outfit. You can tell it's tropical by the large sun emblem on his chest. He's also wearing a headband instead of the expected chef's hat.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
human
You look at your surroundings
gpt
You've entered the best bakery on Krakatoa. The only bakery on Krakatoa. There's a sign on the wall, and the exit is south.

The baker is here, hoping you'll buy some bread.

In one corner of the bakery, a baby is sleeping, nestled in blankets.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
human
Go south
gpt
A sparse looking village, but the "El Bakery" on the north side looks most interesting to you. Forest shades the village from the west, and paths lead southwest and south.

In the center of the village is a cannon.

Attached to the back end of the cannon is a mysterious black box.

You can also see Russ here.

Russ enters the forest, to the west.
human
Go west
gpt
You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.

There's a fallen branch from one of those unclimbable trees on the ground here.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
human
You take the branch
gpt
Taken.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.

Kari enters from the west.
human
You examine the branch
gpt
It's a pointy stick about three feet long.

Kari ventures deeper into the forest, towards the volcano.
human
You go west
gpt
This lonely hill might be a tranquil spot normally, but the dead sheep rather spoils the mood. Forest is north and east of you, and more pleasant areas are south and southeast.

Kari emerges from the forest, to the north.
human
You look at the dead sheep
gpt
This poor little lamb has lost its way. (baa baa baa)
It tripped and fell, and here he'll stay. (baa baa baa)
A predator ate its flesh away. (baa baa baa)
And now its stomach greets the day. (baa baa baa)

Yeah. You can see its stomach. Ick.

Kari looks sadly at the dead lamb.
human
You get the stomach
gpt
You'll need to cut the stomach free, first.

Kari looks sadly at the dead lamb.
human
You examine stomach
gpt
It's a dried sheep stomach. Gross. In the stomach is a quantity of rennet.

Kari rubs something out of her eye.
human
You take rennet
gpt
You can't take the rennet without a suitable container. (Or without taking the container it's already in.)

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.

Kari leaves you, and goes south.
human
Cut stomach
gpt
With what?
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a pointy stick
a glowing green crystal
a baguette
a five liter bottle (which is empty)
a bag of popcorn

Russ enters from the southeast.
human
You cut the stomach with the crystal
gpt
You'll need a more suitable cutting tool than that.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.

Russ takes the southeast path back to camp.
human
You put the rennet in the bag
gpt
You need to be holding the quantity of rennet before you can put it into something else.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
human
You cut the stomach with the stick
gpt
You'll need a more suitable cutting tool than that.

Russ enters from the southeast.
human
Go north
gpt
You can easily believe you're far from home. You can't see much except for trees, trees, and more trees in all directions, but at least they provide some welcome shade.
human
Go north
gpt
You're climbing the side of the volcano. There's not much here but volcanic rock. You can head further up to the north, or go down into the forest to the south.
human
You go north
gpt
Wow. You're standing on a tiny ledge on the rim, or lip of the volcano. The smoke is blowing into your face, and you can see molten lava far below. Needless to say, it's extremely hot here, and quite a bit dangerous. It's just a suggestion, but you probably shouldn't stay here longer than you absolutely must. Unless you want to melt. Literally.

Gah. Feel that heat! This is too much to endure for long!
human
You put the crystal in the volcano
gpt
You throw the glowing green crystal into the volcano, and it's gone forever. Unfortunately, the crystal has, shall we say, an adverse effect on our friend the volcano. Don't worry, though. The volcano doesn't erupt. But the crystal starts a chain reaction that makes THE ENTIRE WORLD EXPLODE!
human
Leave
gpt
But you aren't in anything at the moment.

Your blood feels like it's about to boil! Time to go!
human
Enter
gpt
You can't go that way.

You pass out from the heat, and fall into the VOLCANO! Ahhhhhh!!!
human
You go south
gpt
Please give one of the answers above.
human
Go south
gpt
[Previous turn undone.]

You're climbing the side of the volcano. There's not much here but volcanic rock. You can head further up to the north, or go down into the forest to the south.
human
Go north
gpt
Wow. You're standing on a tiny ledge on the rim, or lip of the volcano. The smoke is blowing into your face, and you can see molten lava far below. Needless to say, it's extremely hot here, and quite a bit dangerous.

Gah. Feel that heat! This is too much to endure for long!
human
You jump
gpt
Insanely, you jump into the Krakatoa's fiery cauldron, despite the fact that you are not a polynesian virgin sacrifice. Unfortunately for the rest of the world, it has no time to mock your stupidity, since the entire world explodes shortly thereafter. (What was that crystal, anyway?)
human
You go to the south
gpt
You're climbing the side of the volcano. There's not much here but volcanic rock. You can head further up to the north, or go down into the forest to the south.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a pointy stick
a glowing green crystal
a baguette
a five liter bottle (which is empty)
a bag of popcorn
human
Go south
gpt
You can easily believe you're far from home. You can't see much except for trees, trees, and more trees in all directions, but at least they provide some welcome shade.
human
Go west
gpt
This lonely hill might be a tranquil spot normally, but the dead sheep rather spoils the mood. Forest is north and east of you, and more pleasant areas are south and southeast.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
human
Go south
gpt
You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
human
You go to the south
gpt
You emerge out of the forest into ...
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Russ and Biff here.

Russ whispers a question to Biff, who nods.
human
You look at Biff
gpt
Biff Bradclaw is the ever-smiling host of the show, and has the blackest, greasiest hair you've ever seen. Eeww. You can't imagine what the girls back home see in him; he's such an obvious phony.

Russ whispers a question to Biff, who shakes his head.
human
You examine Russ
gpt
Russ Rohoho is an attractive forty-something with his Hawaiian and Italian mixed heritage. His late night talk show, "Luau Fever", is supposedly very popular in Hawaii, but of course he'd say that.

Russ heads south to the lagoon.
human
You ask Biff about Russ
gpt
There is no reply.

Russ enters from the lagoon.
human
You search biff
gpt
You find nothing of interest.

The ground shakes, slightly.

Russ heads south to the lagoon.
human
Go west
gpt
A grassy meadow covers this corner of the island. That seems plausible, right? At any rate, several sheep and cows are here, taking advantage of the grass and eating their full. Hills are to the north, towards the volcano, and the camp lies east.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.

Russ arrives from the south.
human
Milk cow
gpt
Pumping vigourously, you fill the five liter bottle with a large quantity of milk. (About five liters. More or less.)

Russ looks at the cows with interest.
human
You drink the milk
gpt
You're more of a wine and cheese person. You like your milk somewhat thicker and denser, if you know what I mean.

Russ studies the sheep, thoughtfully.
human
You go east
gpt
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Biff here.
human
Go north
gpt
You head north into the ...
Deep Forest
You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
human
You go west
gpt
This lonely hill might be a tranquil spot normally, but the dead sheep rather spoils the mood. Forest is north and east of you, and more pleasant areas are south and southeast.
human
You examine the rennet
gpt
Cheesemakers know that rennet contains rennin, a milk-curdling enzyme used in making cheese. For some reason, this isn't common knowledge to cheese eaters. But you know now, right?

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
You get the rennet
gpt
You can't take the rennet without a suitable container. (Or without taking the container it's already in.)
human
You get the sheep
gpt
You are *not* going to carry an entire dead lamb about the island.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a pointy stick
a glowing green crystal
a baguette
a five liter bottle
a large quantity of milk
a bag of popcorn

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a pointy stick
a glowing green crystal
a baguette
a five liter bottle
a large quantity of milk
a bag of popcorn
human
Go east
gpt
You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.

A rustling in the forest floor alerts you to Kari's entrance, as she arrives from the north.
human
You go south
gpt
You emerge out of the forest into ...
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Biff here.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
You go south
gpt
This natural lagoon is a perfect place for fishing. You wish your friend Harley was here. Harley loved to go fishing with you when you were kids. The camp is visible to the north, and the beach extends west and east, and of course the ocean fills your view south, all the way to the horizon.

You can see Russ here.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.

Russ heads back to camp.
human
You catch the fish
gpt
You'll have to tell me how to do that.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.

Russ arrives from the camp.
human
You catch the fish with the stick
gpt
You thrust your pointy stick at the swimming fish, but the refraction of the clear water fools you, and your stabs miss their mark. Bubbles rise from the fishes' tiny lips like tiny fishy giggles.

Russ heads back to camp.
human
Keep going
gpt
You thrust your pointy stick at the swimming fish, but the refraction of the clear water fools you, and your stabs miss their mark.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.

Kari arrives from the camp.
human
Go inside
gpt
You can't go that way.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.

Kari strides off east.
human
Swim
gpt
You dive into the lagoon, grabbing wildly at the swimming fish. The water seems to boil as you churn up the water in vain. But when you come up for air, there's a fish caught in -- no, it flops of your shirt back into the lagoon. Damn!
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a pointy stick
a glowing green crystal
a baguette
a five liter bottle
a large quantity of milk
a bag of popcorn

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
human
You give the popcorn to the fish
gpt
You cleverly drop some of the popcorn into the water, and easily grab one of the fish when they pop up their heads to eat it.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.

Russ wanders in from the east.
human
You examine the fish
gpt
(the swimming tuna fish)
A school of tuna fish are swimming in the sparkling clear lagoon waters. Tempting you.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.

Russ walks west.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a fresh tuna fish
a pointy stick
a glowing green crystal
a baguette
a five liter bottle
a large quantity of milk
a bag of popcorn
human
You examine the tuna
gpt
(the swimming tuna fish)
A school of tuna fish are swimming in the sparkling clear lagoon waters. Tempting you.
human
You look at the fresh tuna
gpt
It's a freshly-caught funa tish. I mean, it's a freshly-caught tuna fish. One of the ingredients you'll need for your tuna melt.
human
You go east
gpt
Nice sandy beach. Shame you don't have time to just sit down and enjoy it.
human
Go west
gpt
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Russ and Biff here.

Russ takes the northwest path.

A grassy meadow covers this corner of the island. That seems plausible, right? At any rate, several sheep and cows are here, taking advantage of the grass and eating their full. Hills are to the north, towards the volcano, and the camp lies east.

You can see Kari here.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.

Kari looks at the cows with interest.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a fresh tuna fish
a pointy stick
a glowing green crystal
a baguette
a five liter bottle
a large quantity of milk
a bag of popcorn

Kari looks at the cows with interest.
human
You go east
gpt
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Russ and Biff here.

Russ whispers a question to Biff, who nods.
human
You look at what you're carrying with you
gpt
You are carrying:
a fresh tuna fish
a pointy stick
a glowing green crystal
a baguette
a five liter bottle
a large quantity of milk
a bag of popcorn

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.

Russ wanders in from the north.
human
Go east
gpt
Hm. A swim would be nice, but can't really justify doing that right here and now.

Russ looks at the volcano, worriedly.
human
Go west
gpt
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Biff here.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.

Russ walks in from the east.
human
You go north
gpt
You head north into the ...
Deep Forest
You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
You go north
gpt
You can easily believe you're far from home. You can't see much except for trees, trees, and more trees in all directions, but at least they provide some welcome shade.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
human
Go south
gpt
You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
human
You go west
gpt
This lonely hill might be a tranquil spot normally, but the dead sheep rather spoils the mood. Forest is north and east of you, and more pleasant areas are south and southeast.
human
You give the milk to the sheep
gpt
You can only do that to something animate.
human
You examine the sheep
gpt
This poor little lamb has lost its way. (baa baa baa)
It tripped and fell, and here he'll stay. (baa baa baa)
A predator ate its flesh away. (baa baa baa)
And now its stomach greets the day. (baa baa baa)

Yeah. You can see its stomach. Ick.
human
You look at the stomach
gpt
It's a dried sheep stomach. Gross. In the stomach is a quantity of rennet.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
human
Describe the surroundings
gpt
You'll need to cut the stomach free, first.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.

This lonely hill might be a tranquil spot normally, but the dead sheep rather spoils the mood. Forest is north and east of you, and more pleasant areas are south and southeast.
human
You put the milk in the sheep
gpt
You need to be holding the large quantity of milk before you can put it into something else.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
human
Go north
gpt
You can easily believe you're far from home. You can't see much except for trees, trees, and more trees in all directions, but at least they provide some welcome shade.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
human
Go north
gpt
You're climbing the side of the volcano. There's not much here but volcanic rock. You can head further up to the north, or go down into the forest to the south.
human
Go north
gpt
Wow. You're standing on a tiny ledge on the rim, or lip of the volcano. The smoke is blowing into your face, and you can see molten lava far below. Needless to say, it's extremely hot here, and quite a bit dangerous.

Gah. Feel that heat! This is too much to endure for long!
human
You examine the lava
gpt
Think of the volcano as a very large, natural fondue pot. Except that it's rock fondue, not cheese fondue down there.

Your blood feels like it's about to boil! Time to go!
human
You get the lava
gpt
That's hardly portable.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.

You pass out from the heat, and fall into the VOLCANO! Ahhhhhh!!!
human
Go south
gpt
You're climbing the side of the volcano. There's not much here but volcanic rock. You can head further up to the north, or go down into the forest to the south.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
human
You look at the rock
gpt
It's a piece of obsidian with a sharp edge. I think we'll call it... knife.
human
You take it
gpt
Well, hey, volcanic rock. Sure, let's take a rock!
human
You get the knife
gpt
You already have that.
human
Go south
gpt
You can easily believe you're far from home. You can't see much except for trees, trees, and more trees in all directions, but at least they provide some welcome shade.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
human
You go west
gpt
This lonely hill might be a tranquil spot normally, but the dead sheep rather spoils the mood. Forest is north and east of you, and more pleasant areas are south and southeast.
human
You cut the stomach with the knife
gpt
Using the sharp rock, you manage to saw the stomach free of the dead sheep.
human
You examine knife
gpt
It's a piece of obsidian with a sharp edge. I think we'll call it... knife.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
You get the rennet
gpt
You can't take the rennet without a suitable container. (Or without taking the container it's already in.)

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
You get the stomach
gpt
Taken.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
You go south
gpt
A grassy meadow covers this corner of the island. That seems plausible, right? At any rate, several sheep and cows are here, taking advantage of the grass and eating their full. Hills are to the north, towards the volcano, and the camp lies east.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
human
You go south
gpt
This natural lagoon is a perfect place for fishing. You wish your friend Harley was here. Harley loved to go fishing with you when you were kids. The camp is visible to the north, and the beach extends west and east, and of course the ocean fills your view south, all the way to the horizon.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
human
Go east
gpt
Hm. A swim would be nice, but can't really justify doing that right here and now.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
human
Go west
gpt
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Russ, Kari and Biff here.

Kari searches the camp.

Russ takes the west path.
human
Go west
gpt
A grassy meadow covers this corner of the island. That seems plausible, right? At any rate, several sheep and cows are here, taking advantage of the grass and eating their full. Hills are to the north, towards the volcano, and the camp lies east.

You can see Russ here.

Russ heads back east to camp.
human
You go to the east
gpt
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Russ and Biff here.

Kari enters from the lagoon.

Russ heads south to the lagoon.
human
Go north
gpt
You head north into the ...
Deep Forest
You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.
human
You go northeast
gpt
You can't go that way.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
human
You go to the east
gpt
A sparse looking village, but the "El Bakery" on the north side looks most interesting to you. Forest shades the village from the west, and paths lead southwest and south.

In the center of the village is a cannon.

Attached to the back end of the cannon is a mysterious black box.
human
Go north
gpt
You've entered the best bakery on Krakatoa. The only bakery on Krakatoa. There's a sign on the wall, and the exit is south.

The baker is here, hoping you'll buy some bread.

In one corner of the bakery, a baby is sleeping, nestled in blankets.
human
Go inside
gpt
You've entered the best bakery on Krakatoa. The only bakery on Krakatoa. There's a sign on the wall, and the exit is south.

The baker is here, hoping you'll buy some bread.

In one corner of the bakery, a baby is sleeping, nestled in blankets.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
human
Go south
gpt
Nice sandy beach. Shame you don't have time to just sit down and enjoy it.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
You enter the rocketship
gpt
That's not something you can enter.

The ground shakes, slightly.

Kari arrives from the southwest.
human
You open it
gpt
That's not something you can open.

Kari wanders off, south.
human
You examine the rocketship
gpt
It's hard to believe, but that's a tiny bamboo rocketship stuck in the muzzle of the cannon, large enough to launch a monkey far over the ocean. Is this what they do for fun around here? Jesus.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
human
Go north
gpt
You've entered the best bakery on Krakatoa. The only bakery on Krakatoa. There's a sign on the wall, and the exit is south.

The baker is here, hoping you'll buy some bread.

In one corner of the bakery, a baby is sleeping, nestled in blankets.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
You examine the baker
gpt
The baker is wearing a strange green tropical outfit. You can tell it's tropical by the large sun emblem on his chest. He's also wearing a headband instead of the expected chef's hat.
human
You get baby
gpt
I don't suppose baby would care for that.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
You wake baby
gpt
No one is asleep.
human
You show the crystal to the baby
gpt
baby is unimpressed.
human
You buy the baby
gpt
Nothing is on sale.
human
You look at the baby
gpt
The baby boy is sleeping soundly, and who wouldn't, comfortably wrapped in three large blankets?

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
human
You check what you're carrying
gpt
You are carrying:
a stomach
a quantity of rennet
a sharp rock
a fresh tuna fish
a pointy stick
a glowing green crystal
a baguette
a five liter bottle
a large quantity of milk
a bag of popcorn
human
You get the rennet
gpt
You can't take the rennet without a suitable container. (Or without taking the container it's already in.)

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
human
You look around
gpt
You've entered the best bakery on Krakatoa. The only bakery on Krakatoa. There's a sign on the wall, and the exit is south.

The baker is here, hoping you'll buy some bread.

In one corner of the bakery, a baby is sleeping, nestled in blankets.
human
Go south
gpt
A sparse looking village, but the "El Bakery" on the north side looks most interesting to you. Forest shades the village from the west, and paths lead southwest and south.

In the center of the village is a cannon.

Attached to the back end of the cannon is a mysterious black box.

You can also see Kari here.

Kari studies the cannon, carefully.
human
Go east
gpt
You can't go that way.

Kari wanders off, south.
human
You go to the south
gpt
Nice sandy beach. Shame you don't have time to just sit down and enjoy it.

You can see Kari here.

Kari scans the horizon.
human
You go east
gpt
Hm. A swim would be nice, but can't really justify doing that right here and now.

Kari decides to go south.
human
Go south
gpt
This natural lagoon is a perfect place for fishing. You wish your friend Harley was here. Harley loved to go fishing with you when you were kids. The camp is visible to the north, and the beach extends west and east, and of course the ocean fills your view south, all the way to the horizon.

You can see Kari here.

Kari heads back to camp.
human
Go south
gpt
If you want to swim, just say so.
human
Go west
gpt
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Russ, Kari and Biff here.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.

Kari looks at you suspiciously.
human
You go to the south
gpt
This natural lagoon is a perfect place for fishing. You wish your friend Harley was here. Harley loved to go fishing with you when you were kids. The camp is visible to the north, and the beach extends west and east, and of course the ocean fills your view south, all the way to the horizon.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
human
Go west
gpt
A grassy meadow covers this corner of the island. That seems plausible, right? At any rate, several sheep and cows are here, taking advantage of the grass and eating their full. Hills are to the north, towards the volcano, and the camp lies east.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
human
You go to the south
gpt
This natural lagoon is a perfect place for fishing. You wish your friend Harley was here. Harley loved to go fishing with you when you were kids. The camp is visible to the north, and the beach extends west and east, and of course the ocean fills your view south, all the way to the horizon.

You can see Russ here.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.

Russ walks west.
human
Go north
gpt
This lonely hill might be a tranquil spot normally, but the dead sheep rather spoils the mood. Forest is north and east of you, and more pleasant areas are south and southeast.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
You go southeast
gpt
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Russ and Biff here.

Russ takes the northwest path.
human
You go west
gpt
You can't go that way.

Russ enters from the southeast.
human
Go north
gpt
You're climbing the side of the volcano. There's not much here but volcanic rock. You can head further up to the north, or go down into the forest to the south.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
Go north
gpt
Wow. You're standing on a tiny ledge on the rim, or lip of the volcano. The smoke is blowing into your face, and you can see molten lava far below. Needless to say, it's extremely hot here, and quite a bit dangerous.

Gah. Feel that heat! This is too much to endure for long!
human
Go east
gpt
You can't go that way.

Your blood feels like it's about to boil! Time to go!
human
Go west
gpt
You can't go that way.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.

You pass out from the heat, and fall into the VOLCANO! Ahhhhhh!!!
human
Go east
gpt
You can't go that way.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
Go east
gpt
This hidden clearing near the base of the mountain might be unremarkable except that it's the current home of a large glass bubble and a most unusual man.

"Mon dieu!" exclaims the man, as he rushes to greet you.

There is some confusion, since he speaks only French, and you speak only English, but he manages to tell you his name, Emil Petit, and then he scratches the number 1888 on the ground, pointing to the bubble and himself, frantically. What does he mean? Is he trying to say that he's from 1888, and a time traveler?

As if to prove it, he tosses some grapes into the bubble and pushes a white button. In an instant, the grapes age into raisins! He then stifles a sob, and removes the raisins from the bubble. I guess the bubble isn't supposed to work that way.

Then Emil shows points out a green crystal in the controls and asks you a question. You shake your head in confusion, and he sadly shakes his head in return.

You can see Emil and a glass bubble (which is empty) here.
human
You put the milk in the bubble
gpt
You pour the milk into the time bubble (glug, glug, glug). Emil opens his mouth, then closes it again, and says nothing.
human
You put the rennet in the bubble
gpt
You pour the rennet into the time bubble, and toss the sheep's stomach away. Emil watches you curiously. The rennet and milk combine, resulting in exquisitely curdled milk.
human
You examine the controls
gpt
The white button is labelled "activateur".

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
human
You press the button
gpt
You push the white button. It's a miracle! The curdled milk rapidly ages, and turns into cheese!

"C'est fromage!" Emil cries out in wonder.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
human
You get the cheese
gpt
With a trembling hand, you extract the slab of cheese from the bubble, solemnly break it in two, and give half to Emil. Staring at his half of the cheese, tears running down his face, he blesses you, and then, in a startling display of emotion, kisses both of your cheeks, crying, "Merci! Merci beaucoup!"
human
Kiss emil
gpt
But there's hidden tv cameras all over the place! It's not worth the risk.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
human
You look at what you're carrying with you
gpt
You are carrying:
a slab of cheese
a sharp rock
a fresh tuna fish
a pointy stick
a glowing green crystal
a baguette
a five liter bottle (which is empty)
a bag of popcorn

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
human
You give the crystal to Emil
gpt
(the glowing green crystal to Emil)
"Sacrebleu!" Emil exclaims, as he grabs the glowing crystal from your hand, and replaces the broken crystal with it. Muttering excitedly, he fiddles with controls.

Then, Emil takes a deep breath, pushes the white button and hops into the bubble. One heart beat, two, then the bubble vanishes!
human
You slice the bread
gpt
Cutting that up would achieve little.
human
Debone tuna
gpt
With what?
human
You debone the tuna with the knife
gpt
You use the sharp rock to debone the tuna.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
human
You put the tuna on the bread
gpt
You put the deboned tuna on the bread.
human
You put the cheese on the bread
gpt
You layer the cheese over the tuna. Looking good!
human
Go west
gpt
The forest paths confuse you and you return to the clearing. (Psst, go south.)

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
Go south
gpt
You can easily believe you're far from home. You can't see much except for trees, trees, and more trees in all directions, but at least they provide some welcome shade.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
human
Go north
gpt
You're climbing the side of the volcano. There's not much here but volcanic rock. You can head further up to the north, or go down into the forest to the south.

The ground shakes, slightly.
human
Go north
gpt
Wow. You're standing on a tiny ledge on the rim, or lip of the volcano. The smoke is blowing into your face, and you can see molten lava far below. Needless to say, it's extremely hot here, and quite a bit dangerous.

Gah. Feel that heat! This is too much to endure for long!
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a sharp rock
a pointy stick
a baguette
a five liter bottle (which is empty)
a bag of popcorn

Your blood feels like it's about to boil! Time to go!
human
You put the bread on the stick
gpt
Putting things on the pointy stick would achieve nothing.

You pass out from the heat, and fall into the VOLCANO! Ahhhhhh!!!
human
You go south
gpt
You're climbing the side of the volcano. There's not much here but volcanic rock. You can head further up to the north, or go down into the forest to the south.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
human
You drop the bread
gpt
Dropped.

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.

Your blood feels like it's about to boil! Time to go!
human
You wait awhile
gpt
You waste a few precious minutes.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
You waste a few precious minutes.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
You waste a few precious minutes.
You waste a few precious minutes.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
human
Go north
gpt
Wow. You're standing on a tiny ledge on the rim, or lip of the volcano. The smoke is blowing into your face, and you can see molten lava far below. Needless to say, it's extremely hot here, and quite a bit dangerous.

You can see a baguette here.

Gah. Feel that heat! This is too much to endure for long!
human
You examine the baguette
gpt
Your tuna melt sandwich is complete! Now take it back to the camp!

Your blood feels like it's about to boil! Time to go!
human
You get the baguette
gpt
Taken.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.

You pass out from the heat, and fall into the VOLCANO! Ahhhhhh!!!
human
Go north
gpt
Wow. You're standing on a tiny ledge on the rim, or lip of the volcano. The smoke is blowing into your face, and you can see molten lava far below. Needless to say, it's extremely hot here, and quite a bit dangerous.

You can see a baguette here.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.

Gah. Feel that heat! This is too much to endure for long!
human
You get the baguette
gpt
Taken.

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.

Your blood feels like it's about to boil! Time to go!
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a baguette
a sharp rock
a pointy stick
a five liter bottle (which is empty)
a bag of popcorn
human
You examine the baguette
gpt
Your tuna melt sandwich is complete! Now take it back to the camp!
human
You go south
gpt
You emerge out of the forest into ...
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Biff here.

You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
human
You give the sandwich to Biff
gpt
"Is it? It is! A tuna melt! Ladies, and gentlemen, we have a winnah! Anything you'd like to say to the folks at home?"
human
You eat the baguette
gpt
That's plainly inedible.
human
Milk biff
gpt
Er, you can only milk female mammals. Did you skip biology class the week they covered that?

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.

Russ walks in from the east.
human
Look around
gpt
"Challenge" Camp
The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.

You can see Russ and Biff here.

Kari walks in from the west.

Russ takes the west path.
human
Milk kari
gpt
Oh, that wouldn't be very polite. Not At All.

Kari heads south to the lagoon.
human
You milk yourself
gpt
Er, you can only milk female mammals. Did you skip biology class the week they covered that?

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.

Kari enters from the lagoon.
human
You go northwest
gpt
This lonely hill might be a tranquil spot normally, but the dead sheep rather spoils the mood. Forest is north and east of you, and more pleasant areas are south and southeast.

Russ emerges from the forest, to the north.
human
You examine the sheep
gpt
This poor little lamb has lost its way. (baa baa baa)
It tripped and fell, and here he'll stay. (baa baa baa)
A predator ate its flesh away. (baa baa baa)
Its stomach, too, has gone astray. (baa baa baa)

The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.

Russ rubs something out of his eye.
human
You go east
gpt
You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.

You can see Kari here.

There's a brief tremor, then it passes.

Kari ventures deeper into the forest, towards the volcano.
human
You climb the tree
gpt
You can't climb them. Honestly. And you don't need to. You think cheese grows on trees? Or tuna? Or bread?

A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.

A rustling in the forest floor alerts you to Kari's entrance, as she arrives from the north.