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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
, Thanksgiving Speed-IF,walkthrough
gpt
Cracked stone pathways meander around an unwalled maze of overgrown gardens. A crumbling wall encloses the quad, with an archway leading out to the east.

You can see a top hat, a dragonfly*, a small crystal ball, two optical prisms, a water pistol, a magnifying glass, a bowtie, a jar of silica, a polished piece of labradorite, a bow and arrow, an archer's arm guard, and a bismuth crystal here.

* missing
human
You examine the dragonfly
gpt
You ordered a dragonfly, and this would be it, were it not missing. Instead, it's an empty box.
human
You examine the hat
gpt
Jaunty.
human
You wear the hat
gpt
(first taking the top hat)
You put on the top hat.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a top hat (being worn)
human
You examine the bowtie
gpt
A fantastic polka-dot bowtie.
human
You wear the bowtie
gpt
(first taking the bowtie)
You put on the bowtie.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You look around
gpt
(The empty box that doesn't contain a dragonfly)
Taken.

You are jaunty and stylish.

>Walled quadrangle
Cracked stone pathways meander around an unwalled maze of overgrown gardens. A crumbling wall encloses the quad, with an archway leading out to the east.

You can see a small crystal ball, two optical prisms, a water pistol, a magnifying glass, a jar of silica, a polished piece of labradorite, a bow and arrow, an archer's arm guard, and a bismuth crystal here.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You look in the ball
gpt
You find nothing of interest.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You examine the crystal ball
gpt
Escher might have contemplated one of these.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You wear guard
gpt
(first taking the archer's arm guard)
You can't wear that.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
Drink silica
gpt
You can't consume the jar of silica, or that's not the way to do so.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You examine the crystal
gpt
Which do you mean, the 1) small crystal ball or the 2) bismuth crystal?
human
1
gpt
(the small crystal ball)
Escher might have contemplated one of these.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You examine the bismuth crystal
gpt
A heavy lump of strangely lustrous crystal. Its stairstep pattern makes the iridescent colors even more striking.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You look at the labradorite
gpt
Labradorite ((Ca,Na)(Al,Si)4O8), a feldspar mineral, is an intermediate to calcic member of the plagioclase series. It is usually defined as having "%An" (anorthite) between 50 and 70. The specific gravity ranges from 2.68 to 2.72. The streak is white, like most silicates. The refractive index ranges from 1.559 to 1.573. Twinning is common. As with all plagioclase members the crystal system is triclinic and three directions of cleavage are present two of which form nearly right angle prisms. It occurs as clear, white to gray, blocky to lath shaped grains in common mafic igneous rocks such as basalt and gabbro, as well as in anorthosites.

Well, at least that's what Wikipedia says. This particular piece is nearly clear.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
Rub labradorite
gpt
Rubbing the polished piece of labradorite would have no effect in these circumstances.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You go east
gpt
Stone walls and wood floor, dusty from long disuse. The ancient dust is pristine and untouched. An overgrown garden is visible through an archway to the west, and a hallway leads north.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You examine the dust
gpt
Decades or perhaps centuries of dust.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
Go west
gpt
Cracked stone pathways meander around an unwalled maze of overgrown gardens. A crumbling wall encloses the quad, with an archway leading out to the east.

You can see a small crystal ball, two optical prisms, a water pistol, a magnifying glass, a jar of silica, a polished piece of labradorite, a bow and arrow, and a bismuth crystal here.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You get all
gpt
small crystal ball: Taken.
small optical prism: Taken.
large optical prism: Taken.
water pistol: Taken.
magnifying glass: Taken.
jar of silica: Taken.
polished piece of labradorite: Taken.
bow and arrow: Taken.
bismuth crystal: Taken.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You go to the east
gpt
Stone walls and wood floor, dusty from long disuse. Footprints have been left in the ancient dust. An overgrown garden is visible through an archway to the west, and a hallway leads north.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
Go north
gpt
Well. Yeah. The asterisk and the title, that's all there really are here. (And a little bit of work on the dragonfly*, of course.)
If you want to go be amused by the asterisk some more, go south; to "win", go north.

You are jaunty and stylish.

* missing
human
You check what you're carrying
gpt
You are carrying:
a bismuth crystal
a bow and arrow
a polished piece of labradorite
a jar of silica
a magnifying glass
a water pistol
two optical prisms
a small crystal ball
an archer's arm guard
a dragonfly*
a bowtie (being worn)
a top hat (being worn)

You are jaunty and stylish.

* missing
human
You examine the prism
gpt
Which do you mean, the 1) large optical prism or the 2) small optical prism?
human
1
gpt
(the large optical prism)
A great prism of little clarity.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You look at the small prism
gpt
A little prism of great clarity.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You look at the pistol
gpt
Bone dry.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You look at jar
gpt
The label says "do not eat".

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You eat the silica
gpt
Ew. Dessicated stomach doesn't sound fun.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You put the silica in the pistol
gpt
That can't contain things.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You examine the crystal
gpt
Which do you mean, the 1) bismuth crystal or the 2) small crystal ball?
human
1
gpt
(the bismuth crystal)
A heavy lump of strangely lustrous crystal. Its stairstep pattern makes the iridescent colors even more striking.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You go north
gpt
You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You buy the box
gpt
You tried to. You really did. But this empty box showed up.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
1
gpt
(the bismuth crystal in a dragonfly*)
You put the bismuth crystal into a box (which does not contain a dragonfly).

You are jaunty and stylish.

* missing
human
You buy the box
gpt
You tried to. You really did. But an empty box showed up, and putting other things in it just isn't the same.

You are jaunty and stylish.
human
You look at the glass
gpt
What is the highest level of education Sherlock Holmes reached? Elementary, my dear Watson!

You are jaunty and stylish.