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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
, walkthrough
gpt
"Happy Canada Day!", says your friend David. Oh, that's right. It's Canada's 150th anniversary today. You suppose you should go do something Canadian to mark the occasion.

"Let's go to Tim Hortons for donuts!" suggests David. Sure. That'll do.

Your apartment has all sorts of nice furnishings, but right now you don't care about any of them because they are not donuts. If you want any donuts, yummy yummy donuts, you'll have to leave the apartment to the east.

You can see David and your pet hedgehog here.
human
You look at David
gpt
Oh, you've known David for years. He's a nice guy and all, but he'll talk about obscure bits of interactive fiction at the slightest excuse. And he's played so much "I. F.", as he calls it, he has lots of excuses.
human
You leave the apartment
gpt
I only understood you as far as wanting to leave.

> E

David says, "Bah, humbug. First you comb your hair. Then we can go get donuts."
human
You examine the hedgehog
gpt
You named your hedgehog Kipling because one of his "Just So Stories" involves a hedgehog and a tortoise who turned themselves into armadillos. He's not at all cuddly because of his spikes, but on the other hand, he's pretty laidback and has never given you any trouble.
human
You comb hair
gpt
What do you want to comb your hair with?
human
You get the Kipling
gpt
You pick up the spiky critter.
human
You comb the hair with the Kipling
gpt
You carefully comb your hair, using your hedgehog as a substitute comb. "I can't believe I'm doing this," you say.

"Did you get my 'Humbug' clue?" David asks. "You have to comb your hair with a hedgehog in that game."

You pointedly ignore him.
human
No
gpt
That was a rhetorical question.
human
You throw Kipling at David
gpt
You lack the nerve when it comes to the crucial moment.
human
Comb david
gpt
(with your pet hedgehog)
David doesn't need combing.
human
You look around
gpt
Your apartment has all sorts of nice furnishings, but right now you don't care about any of them because they are not donuts. If you want any donuts, yummy yummy donuts, you'll have to leave the apartment to the east.

You can see David here.
human
East
gpt
As you head out the door, you ask "So why did I have to have nice hair to go to Timmy's? Isn't that a bit silly?"

"Not as silly as watching you try to comb your hair with a hedgehog, eh?" says David, grinning.

Soon the two of you are enjoying a nice breakfast of donuts and double-doubles. But alas, breakfast eventually ends and now you're both standing outside the restaurant, thinking about the future.

Loitering outside a Timmy's isn't a habit you want to get into. You might start questioning why there isn't an apostrophe in "Tim Hortons" and such questions lead to madness. Or maybe just to Quebec. Speaking of ways to go, your apartment is back west and an uncertain future is to the east.

David says, "Oh, um, here's a red ketchup I 'borrowed' from the restaurant. You might find it useful later."
human
You look at the ketchup
gpt
Red ketchup is the best ketchup, but that's not saying much. Ketchup never appealed to you much.
human
You eat the ketchup
gpt
David stops you from possibly making the game unwinnable.
human
You examine the hair
gpt
Your hair is all nicely combed. Well done.
human
You look at the furnishings
gpt
As you try to examine your furnishings like some noob player, David says, "I heard that Timmy's brought Dutchies back."

"Wow, really? I love those things. But I thought they were discontinued."

"They were, but now they're back to celebrate Canada Day."
human
You get the furnishings
gpt
They're hardly portable.
human
Look around
gpt
Your apartment has all sorts of nice furnishings, but right now you don't care about any of them because the rest of the game is outside the apartment to the east.

You can see David here.
human
East
gpt
Loitering outside a Timmy's isn't a habit you want to get into. You might start questioning why there isn't an apostrophe in "Tim Hortons" and such questions lead to madness. Or maybe just to Quebec. Speaking of ways to go, your apartment is back west and an uncertain future is to the east.
human
Go east
gpt
You step into the future...

The desert island you find yourself on is pretty desolate. The only thing of interest is a lone palm tree.

"Did that say Dessert Island?" you ask. "Shouldn't that be
Desert Island?"

"Yeah, looks like a typo," David agrees.

A small motorboat is parked at the edge of the beach.
human
You look at the tree
gpt
You know what a palm tree looks like. You suppose you could climb up it if you really wanted to.
human
You examine the motorboat
gpt
David wanted to go on another adventure, so he rented this boat, and long story short, now you're stuck here. Somehow he "forgot" to bring enough gas for a return trip.
human
You climb the tree
gpt
You climb up the palm tree...

Goodness there's a lot of large leaves up here.
human
You look at the leaves
gpt
These large leaves could be hiding anything.
human
You get the leaves
gpt
They're hardly portable.
human
You eat the leaves
gpt
They're plainly inedible.
human
You look
gpt
Goodness there's a lot of large leaves up here.

You can see David here.
human
You give the leaves to David
gpt
(first taking the large leaves)
They're hardly portable.
human
You jump
gpt
You jump on the spot.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a red ketchup
human
Go downward
gpt
You climb back down the tree.

The desert island you find yourself on is pretty desolate. The only thing of interest is a lone palm tree.

A small motorboat is parked at the edge of the beach.
human
You examine the boat
gpt
David wanted to go on another adventure, so he rented this boat, and long story short, now you're stuck here. Somehow he "forgot" to bring enough gas for a return trip.
human
You search tree
gpt
Hidden in the shade of the palm tree, you find a can of gasoline. You take it. Why are things always in the last place you look?
human
Look around
gpt
The desert island you find yourself on is pretty desolate. The only thing of interest is a lone palm tree.

A small airplane is parked at the edge of the beach.

You can also see David here.
human
You get can
gpt
You already have that.
human
You look at the airplane
gpt
David wanted to go on another adventure, so he rented this plane, and long story short, now you're stuck here. Somehow he "forgot" to bring enough gas for a return trip.
human
You enter the boat
gpt
You hand over the can of gasoline. "Oh, well done," says David. "That's just what we need to get home. Now I can refill the airplane. Er... what's wrong?"

"Wasn't that airplane a motorboat before?"

"Oh, like in Shade, when the potted hyacinth turned into a cactus? That was really spooky!"

Feeling a headache coming on, you follow David into the plane for the trip home.

It's the end of another day. The past is to the west. The future is east.

"Guess what?" David asks. "I found some white chocolate on the plane on the way back. It was in a second hidden compartment inside the first hidden compartment. Here. I think you might need it."

"So what are we doing tomorrow?" you ask, looking east.

"I dunno. We'll think of something."
human
You think
gpt
What a good idea.
human
You look around
gpt
It's the end of another day. The past is to the west. The future is east.

You can see David here.
human
Go east
gpt
You walk into the future...

It seems like you guys decided to do a bit of grocery shopping. There's a lot of different pastas and sauces here. The ends of the aisle are to the north and south.

"Gnocchi," David intones solemnly. "I haven't had any gnocchi since.... Rome."

"Stop that," you say. "Just... just stop."
human
You look at the pasta
gpt
You peruse the pastas. "Macaroni, spaghetti, spaghettini, bow-ties, egg noodles,... there's no gnocchi here," you tell David.

"Clare isn't here either," he replies.

"Who's Clare?"

"Who do you want her to be?"
human
You look around
gpt
It seems like you guys decided to do a bit of grocery shopping. There's a lot of different pastas and sauces here. The ends of the aisle are to the north and south.

You can see David here.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a white chocolate
a red ketchup

"Why did I bring food into a grocery store?" you ask.

"That's what you're worried about?" David asks.

"It's not like I have a receipt for these things you keep giving me."
human
South
gpt
"So we're not going to buy anything?" you ask.

"Didn't say that," David says. "Aisle meet you outside."

No one deliberately goes to a parking lot for itself. A parking lot isn't a destination. It's an in-between place between where you were and where you're going. Which would be west and east, respectively.

"Here ya go," says David, handing you some blue berries.

"And these will be useful when?"

"Tomorrow", he says, pointing east.
human
You look at the berries
gpt
You find blueberries very appealing.
human
East
gpt
One more step into the future...

I gotta say, the United States has some weird tourist traps. Take this "Tater Island", a weird potato museum in... well, you're not really sure which state you're in. But it's different, you gotta give it points for originality. The exit is to the west.

A potato peeler is just lying on the ground here!

You can also see a lunar map here.
human
You take the peeler
gpt
Wow. You've never found a potato peeler before. "I don't have to shave a yak with this thing, do I?" you ask.

"Of course not, you peel things with it," David says, as if
this ought to be obvious.
human
You take the peeler
gpt
You already have that.
human
You peel the chocolate with the peeler
gpt
You peel the "white" off the white chocolate!

David asks, "That's neat. Can you put the colour back on it too?"
human
You look at the white
gpt
It's the essence of whiteness that you peeled off the chocolate.
human
Peel berries
gpt
You peel the "blue" off the blue berries!
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a blue peel
a white peel
a potato peeler
some plain berries
a plain chocolate
a red ketchup
human
You peel ketchup with peeler
gpt
You peel the "red" off the red ketchup!
human
You put the blue on the ketchup
gpt
Neat. You now have a blue ketchup.
human
You examine the blue ketchup
gpt
Blue ketchup? Oh, that's just wrong.
human
You peel the ketchup with the peeler
gpt
You peel the "blue" off the blue ketchup!
human
You put the blue on the ketchup
gpt
Cool. You now have a blue ketchup.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a red peel
a white peel
a potato peeler
some plain berries
a plain chocolate
a blue ketchup
human
You put white on the ketchup
gpt
But the blue ketchup is already blue!
human
You put the red on the chocolate
gpt
Huh. You now have a red chocolate.
human
You examine the red chocolate
gpt
It's like red velvet cake but without the cake part.
human
Look around
gpt
I gotta say, the United States has some weird tourist traps. Take this "Tater Island", a weird potato museum in... well, you're not really sure which state you're in. But it's different, you gotta give it points for originality. The exit is to the west.

You can see David and a lunar map here.
human
You put the white on the berries
gpt
Cool. You now have a white berries.
human
You look at white berries
gpt
Careful. If these white berries are from mistletoe, they'll be very poisonous.
human
You look at the map
gpt
The centerpiece of the musuem is a relief map of the Moon's surface, lovingly rendered in mashed potatoes. You fancy you can hear those musical notes from Close Encounters of the Third Kind in the background.

In the middle of the map, in the Sea of Tranquility, there is a faded colourless flag.
human
Peel ketchup
gpt
You peel the "blue" off the blue ketchup!
human
Peel chocolate
gpt
You peel the "red" off the red chocolate!
human
You put the red on the flag
gpt
You add the red peel to the faded flag, restoring some of its old glory.
human
Peel berries
gpt
You peel the "white" off the white berries!
human
You put the white on the flag
gpt
You add the white peel to the faded flag, restoring some of its old glory.
human
You put the Blue on the flag
gpt
You add the blue peel to the faded flag, restoring some of its old glory.

The flag, fully restored to its old glory, proudly displays the Red, White, and Blue for everyone to see. You hear fireworks explode in the sky above.

"Filfre: gratuitous fireworks," David whispers in your ear.

"Shh," you whisper back.
human
Xyzzy
gpt
David says, "I'm sorry. Would you like some tea? Here you go." He hands you a green tea.
human
Peel tea
gpt
You peel the "green" off the green tea!
human
You put the green on the tea
gpt
Huh. You now have a green tea.
human
You examine the tea
gpt
Green tea, eh? How distressingly healthy. Did they flavour this with lawn clippings?
human
You put the green on the chocolate
gpt
Neat. You now have a green chocolate.
human
You examine the green chocolate
gpt
Huh. Green chocolate smells like pistachio nuts.
human
You check your inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a plain tea
a blue peel
a potato peeler
some plain berries
a green chocolate
a plain ketchup
human
Peel chocolate
gpt
You peel the "green" off the green chocolate!
human
You put the green on the ketchup
gpt
Cool. You now have a green ketchup.
human
You examine ketchup
gpt
Is green ketchup made from green tomatoes?
human
Peel ketchup
gpt
You peel the "green" off the green ketchup!
human
You put the green on the berries
gpt
Huh. You now have a green berries.
human
Yes
gpt
cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0
human
%
gpt
"Happy Canada Day!", says your friend David. Oh, that's right. It's Canada's 150th anniversary today. You suppose you should go do something Canadian to mark the occasion.

"Let's go to Tim Hortons for donuts!" suggests David. Sure. That'll do.

Your apartment has all sorts of nice furnishings, but right now you don't care about any of them because they are not donuts. If you want any donuts, yummy yummy donuts, you'll have to leave the apartment to the east.

You can see David and your pet hedgehog here.
human
You look at the hair
gpt
Your hair is a maze of twisty little protein strands.
human
You take the pet
gpt
You pick up the spiky critter.
human
You comb hair
gpt
(with your pet hedgehog)
You carefully comb your hair, using your hedgehog as a substitute comb. "I can't believe I'm doing this," you say.

"Did you get my 'Humbug' clue?" David asks. "You have to comb your hair with a hedgehog in that game."

You pointedly ignore him.
human
You go east
gpt
As you head out the door, you ask "So why did I have to have nice hair to go to Timmy's? Isn't that a bit silly?"

"Not as silly as watching you try to comb your hair with a hedgehog, eh?" says David, grinning.

Soon the two of you are enjoying a nice breakfast of donuts and double-doubles. But alas, breakfast eventually ends and now you're both standing outside the restaurant, thinking about the future.

Loitering outside a Timmy's isn't a habit you want to get into. You might start questioning why there isn't an apostrophe in "Tim Hortons" and such questions lead to madness. Or maybe just to Quebec. Speaking of ways to go, your apartment is back west and an uncertain future is to the east.

David says, "Oh, um, here's a red ketchup I 'borrowed' from the restaurant. You might find it useful later."
human
Go west
gpt
"You can't just walk off the island," says David impatiently.

"I don't see why not. We walked east from Tim Hortons to get here, didn't we?"

"No, no, that was yesterday. All sorts of things happened
between then and now. And we rented a boat to get here, remember?"
human
You go east
gpt
"Look, see if you can find some fuel around here. Search everything. There's bound to be something that can help us," David says.
human
Go upwards
gpt
You climb up the palm tree...

Goodness there's a lot of large leaves up here.
human
Search leaves
gpt
Behind a cluster of particularly large leaves, you find a can of gasoline. You take it. Why are things always in the last place you look?
human
Go down
gpt
You climb back down the tree.

The desert island you find yourself on is pretty desolate. The only thing of interest is a lone palm tree.

A small airplane is parked at the edge of the beach.
human
You give the can to David
gpt
You hand over the can of gasoline. "Oh, well done," says David. "That's just what we need to get home. Now I can refill the airplane. Er... what's wrong?"

"Wasn't that airplane a motorboat before?"

"Oh, like in Shade, when the potted hyacinth turned into a cactus? That was really spooky!"

Feeling a headache coming on, you follow David into the plane for the trip home.

It's the end of another day. The past is to the west. The future is east.

"Guess what?" David asks. "I found some white chocolate on the plane on the way back. It was in a second hidden compartment inside the first hidden compartment. Here. I think you might need it."

"So what are we doing tomorrow?" you ask, looking east.

"I dunno. We'll think of something."
human
You go to the west
gpt
You step into the past...

No one deliberately goes to a parking lot for itself. A parking lot isn't a destination. It's an in-between place between where you were and where you're going. Which would be west and east, respectively.
human
Go west
gpt
You step into the past...

It's the end of another day. The past is to the west. The future is east.
human
Go west
gpt
You walk into the past...

Loitering outside a Timmy's isn't a habit you want to get into. You might start questioning why there isn't an apostrophe in "Tim Hortons" and such questions lead to madness. Or maybe just to Quebec. Speaking of ways to go, your apartment is back west and an uncertain future is to the east.
human
Go west
gpt
Your apartment has all sorts of nice furnishings, but right now you don't care about any of them because the rest of the game is outside the apartment to the east.

You can see your pet hedgehog here.
human
You go to the east
gpt
You step into the future...

It's the end of another day. The past is to the west. The future is east.
human
Go east
gpt
You walk into the future...

No one deliberately goes to a parking lot for itself. A parking lot isn't a destination. It's an in-between place between where you were and where you're going. Which would be west and east, respectively.
human
You go to the east
gpt
One more step into the future...

I gotta say, the United States has some weird tourist traps. Take this "Tater Island", a weird potato museum in... well, you're not really sure which state you're in. But it's different, you gotta give it points for originality. The exit is to the west.

You can see a lunar map here.
human
You put the pet on the map
gpt
Putting things on the lunar map would achieve nothing.

> PEEL HEDGEHOG

You can't peel your pet hedgehog.
human
Peel ketchup
gpt
You peel the "red" off the red ketchup!

David asks, "That's neat. Can you put the colour back on it too?"
human
Peel chocolate
gpt
You peel the "white" off the white chocolate!
human
Peel berries
gpt
You peel the "blue" off the blue berries!
human
Peel tea
gpt
You peel the "green" off the green tea!
human
You put Red on the tea
gpt
Neat. You now have a red tea.
human
You look at the tea
gpt
Looks like hibiscus tea. Very herbal.
human
You look at the tea
gpt
You peel the "red" off the red tea!

Amazing. You now have a white tea.

Oh nice. You've never had white tea before.
human
You examine the tea
gpt
You peel the "white" off the white tea!

Huh. You now have a blue tea.

You frown. The blue tea smells like elderberries.
human
You examine ketchup
gpt
You peel the "blue" off the blue tea!

Cool. You now have a white ketchup.

Whoever heard of white ketchup? Is this ranch dressing now?
human
You examine the chocolate
gpt
You peel the "white" off the white ketchup!

Huh. You now have a blue chocolate.

You look at the blue chocolate with horror.
human
You put red on the berries
gpt
Cool. You now have a red berries.
human
You examine the berries
gpt
They're not strawberries or raspberries. They're some other sort of red berries that you don't recognize.
human
Xyzzy
gpt
David says, "Hm. You've already got tea, so I'll have to give you no tea." He then somehow hands you no tea which makes the tea you were carrying vanish.

"You wouldn't believe how useful a lack of common sense can be, sometimes," David remarks as if quoting a guide book.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a white peel
a green peel
your pet hedgehog
a potato peeler
some red berries
a blue chocolate
a plain ketchup
human
Xyzzy
gpt
David says, "I'm sorry. Would you like some tea? Here you go." He hands you a green tea.
human
Inventory
gpt
You are carrying:
a plain tea
a white peel
a green peel
your pet hedgehog
a potato peeler
some red berries
a blue chocolate
a plain ketchup
human
You drop the tea
gpt
Dropped.
human
You go east
gpt
Loitering outside a Timmy's isn't a habit you want to get into. You might start questioning why there isn't an apostrophe in "Tim Hortons" and such questions lead to madness. Or maybe just to Quebec. Speaking of ways to go, your apartment is back west and an uncertain future is to the east.
human
You pull the hair
gpt
Nothing obvious happens.
human
You get the hair
gpt
That seems to be a part of yourself.
human
Yes
gpt
cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0