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You are the dungeon master of a text adventure game. The game should involve the following genres and tags:
Surreal, abstract,incomplete,maze,Mini-comp,puzzleless,randomized,surreal
gpt
a randomly generated modification of the 1978 game King Tut's Tomb by Jason Dyer via Greg Hassett

The word "meaningful" when used today is nearly always meaningless. (Paul Johnson)

You can see a food, a torch and some matches here.
human
You examine the self
gpt
As good-looking as ever.
human
You examine the food
gpt
Try a charbroiled, 100 percent Black Angus beef burger sandwiched between Lays potato chips and a split hot dog.
human
You examine the matches
gpt
Standing 22 metres high, these huge "matches" protrude in higgledy-piggledy fashion from a matchbook cover.
human
You get all
gpt
food: dreaded hail of
fierce lions
drip from the sky.
torch: dreaded spice
of the
offering kicker.
matches: gratitude of
those dead
for 921 years.
human
Describe the surroundings
gpt
The word "meaningful" when used today is nearly always meaningless. (Paul Johnson)

You can see a food, a torch and some matches here.
human
You get the food
gpt
drip from the sky.
human
Light torch
gpt
offering kicker.
human
You go to the east
gpt
The world is not yet exhaused; let me see something tomorrow which I never saw before. (Samuel Johnson)

You can see an opal drinking cup here.
human
You get the cup
gpt
page can hold.
human
Go south
gpt
whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. (P. G.
Wodehouse)
human
South
gpt
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. (Mark Twain)
human
You go south
gpt
All things are difficult before they are easy. (Dr. Thomas Fuller)

You can see a Steve Martin poster here.
human
You take the poster
gpt
severed shred.
human
You tell the poster about yourself
gpt
You can only do that to something animate.
human
Go south
gpt
deserves to be called a scholar. (Donald Foster)

You can see a gold chalice here.
human
You examine the chalice
gpt
The node in the center has a grape design relief and comes with a simple cross on the base of the chalice. Due note these items are a product of being refinished by our refinishing department and may have been used in the past but are none the less restored to almost brand new condition. Order now while supplies last!
human
You take the chalice
gpt
on wine sales.
human
Go east
gpt
A well-informed mind is the best security against the contagion of folly and of vice. The vacant mind is ever on the watch for relief,
and ready to plunge into error, to escape from the languor of
idleness. (Ann Radcliffe)

You can see a golden key here.
human
You take the key
gpt
for unlocking arcane doors.
human
You go north
gpt
Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own. (Sidney J. Harris)
human
You go north
gpt
Silence is a text easy to misread. (A. A. Attanasio)
human
You go west
gpt
To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture. (Anatole France)
human
You go to the north
gpt
but in having new eyes. (Marcel Proust)

You can see a platinum spear here.
human
You look at the spear
gpt
The Andre PLATINUM 145 speargun is a great step-up speargun for spearfishing around rock reef, coral areas and out towards the blue water. Its longer stock, 58.5 inches, gives you a greater reach and higher accuracy. The PLATINUM 145 speargun has 3 power bands, making
it more powerful to spear bigger and faster fish. The PLATINUM 145 speargun also features handle placement mid-way on the stock.
human
You get the spear
gpt
than the entrance.
human
Go east
gpt
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. (Jack London)

You can see a ruby earring here.
human
You examine Earring
gpt
The only person Belqees saw was one of her bodyguards, Benzivov, who was wearing an enormous ruby earring. Benzivov tried to kill her, but Solomon had him arrested. Solomon gave Belqees the Ruby Earring, and
it found its way to the temple. The Earring could be found in the Room of the Secret Password.
human
You get Earring
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yellow cream.
human
Go east
gpt
Choosing to live in narrow spaces leads to form of mental agoraphobia and that brings its own terrors. I think the willfully unimaginative see more monsters, they are often more afraid. What is more, those who choose not to empathize enable real monsters. For without ever committing an act of outright evil ourselves, we collude through our own apathy. (J. K. Rowling)

You can see a jade statuette here.
human
You examine the statuette
gpt
The first two were empty. but the third contained a jade statuette of
a dragon. As soon as the statuette was revealed, the characters were stunned by its presence. The world around them went black as their minds were filled with a rush of visions and knowledge.
human
You get the statuette
gpt
silent, brooding.
human
You go south
gpt
You never lose a dream. It just incubates as a hobby. (Larry Page)

You can see a necklace here.
human
You look at necklace
gpt
It is made from high quality brushed stainless steel and features ball chain threaded through three moveable gears set within a heart-shaped pendant. Sliding the pendant along the chain or gently pulling on either side of the heart's strings will put the gears in motion.
human
You get the necklace
gpt
aquatic paint.