Not Looking for a Texas Man
Ruffan Reddy's rules for the ultimate blind date:

Don't crash your rig into a woman's car unless you really want to meet her.

Don't try to deal rationally with a woman driving a white car in a blinding snowstorm --- especially if she's also dressed for a Texas picnic.

Don't make conversation as you both wait inside your cramped truck for help to arrive.

Do determine the size of her ring finger when you're still stranded on the side of the highway twenty-four interesting hours later.