Alamo House
Women without men.
Men without brains....

IN THE WAR BETWEEN THE SEXES,
THEY WERE IN THE FRONT LINES....

Alamo House stood out among the Greek-columned mansions of Austin's frat row like a bald spot on a mink.  Besieged by the raunchy frat rats across the street, its residents were the looniest, most lovable bunch of women ever to grace a campus:

MARY JO STEADMAN --
A bewildered refugee from romantic disaster, she was determined to try again -- and again -- until she got it right....

FAYRENE PIRTLE --
Inside the shy 300-pound Baptist from Waco was a smart cookie itching to raise hell....

COLLIE MOHORIC --
A glamorous and gutsy drama student who specialized in doomed women, her manic energy attracted weirdos like a magnet....

Together they pursued life, liberty and sweet revenge, rousing their sisters to glory against the common enemy:  SIGMA UPSILON KAPPA FRATERNITY, THE DREADED -- AND SOON TO BE DOOMED -- SUKs!