The Elopement
"ALICE, I'VE JUST HAD THE MOST FAMOUS IDEA ABOUT MY COUSIN AND YOUR GUARDIAN DRAGON. IF WE WERE TO WAGER WHICH OF THEM COULD BE FLUSTERED FIRST..."

Two lovely and most mischievous maidens cook up a scheme to force their stony-visaged guardians into expressing some emotion.

They run away and masquerade as an eloping couple, and the adventures that befall them in their disguises make for a merry and thoroughly enchanting tale.