The Christmas Husband
Dear Santa,

Every night San Francisco's lovelorn tune in to hear my soothing, silky voice as "Dr. Love," marriage maven and mother. If only they knew the flesh-and-blood woman behind this voice wouldn't know a husband from a handyman'

And now the show's sponsor wants to spend Christmas with me and my family! l only hope you-and 1-800-HUSBAND can bring me what I need for Christmas: a gorgeous, sexy, single daddy in my stocking!

Spouseless in San Francisco,

Madison Smythe