Cat and Mouse
Sommers, Beverly
You'll never believe what's happened to me.

See, there's this crazy guy, Buddy. He's got a big - we're talking humongous, superduper - crush on me. And I don't even know him. Oh sure, he goes to my high school, but he only looks vaguely familiar. Maybe I passed him in the halls or something.

Anyhow, he keeps doing these weird thing. Really weird. Like serenading me in the middle of the night. And more. Naturally it gets all over the school. My friend Jilly says it's romantic. Romantic? No way! It's embarrassing.