Listen Up, Lover
Herter, Lori
Confirmed bachelor mistakes:

1) Rather than act like a gentleman during your bizarre introduction to a woman, make a terrible first impression.

2 ) Told to apologize, pay her a visit, and instead, make confirmed bachelor mistake #3.

3 ) Tell her a really big little white lie.

4) Now that she wouldn't marry you even if you got down on your knees and begged for her hand, promptly fall head over heels in love--and make a whole new set of mistakes ....