The stables smell terrible, and are riddled with brown feces on the ground. The horses are tame and magnificent brown. The open plains are yellow and green with grass.
Horse's stables, Outside Cottage
knight
knights in training
I am a knight in training. I used to be a page for another knight. I compete in jousting competitions.
What should I do sire?  Will mucking the stall strengthen my jousting muscles? There is nothing of value for us to do here.  Nothing but filth. Her sir, let me help you with that.  Have I told you lately that I am glad to be your page. My old knight was very unkind. The least I can do is take your horse feces from you.   Actually.. I do have something that would help with your training.  Take that and slip it into the kings soup.  You go in the kitchen every day for work correct? I do, but you know I could be hanged for treason.  I do hope you have a fool proof plan. You want to be a knight correct?!? follow my orders I'm in charge here!   Yes, sire.  I will need something to carry it in.  Maybe we should wait for tomorrow.  It's a beef broth.  Tonight is chicken and it will be to obvious.   Yes good thinking, the chicken broth would be much too light.  You just have to make sure no one see's you.   I will tell the king I am keeping you for training and will not be able to attend work tomorrow.  Just make sure you slip of of there and back to the quarters without being seen. Very good sir, and if I am caught?  What should I do? That is not of my concern.  But once I promise you will get any position you desire.  You just can't mess it up. Well then it shall be as you wish.  I hope I can pull it off. I believe in you.  Just remember if your caught I can't afford to be a suspect so I might just have to deal with you myself.  I don't think we are going to have to go down that route though.  Good luck