The pew is worn from many years of being sat on during services.  It looks fairly basic upon first glance.  But there is something just under the surface, something moving.
Pew, Inside Church
a spider spins its web in the pew corner
organist
I am an organist. I lead a very lucky life. I play the organ in a huge church. The Catholic church gives me money to live and a warm bed to sleep in.
Well my my, what have we here?  I'm just a spider I mean no harm.  I'm not venomous or anything eek! It talks! Have I taken leave of my senses?  Yes I talk I'm a peaceful spider I swear. Boundaries my good arachnid, boundaries! And how long have you been here?  This is my home I've lived my whole life here.  My web is on the other side of the room Then what is that you are sitting on, pray?  This is just some dust you really should get about cleaning this place.  Watch out for my web though.   I'm the organist! Do I look like a cleaner?  I'm just I spider I don't what any of you people do.   Do you not pay attention to my organ music?! My spider ears can't hear at such a frequency.