A marvelous beach house that sits upon the fine white sand of the beach. It looks mighty expensive, as the house has solid gold walls. A gigantic and lavish marble pier extends into the ocean out in front of the house.
Beach House, Shore
the king
king
I am the king. I rule this kingdom alongside my wife, the queen. It is my divine right to be the king because my father was the king before me.
It is quite lavish, isn't it. I built it for my queen. She loves the beach. Yes, you have a fine wife. I feel our Kingdoms have much to benefit from working together. As do I! Tell me, what is your kingdom like? We have plenty of peasants to help fill my coffers with money. And plenty of wenches to keep a King happy. Yes! I have heard tales of your illustrious kingdom. I imagine you have many riches from your loyal peasants! Yes, but I think if our kingdoms work together, we can enjoy even more riches. That is certainly the goal! These jewels and this beach house are just the first of many riches!  So we understand each other. Is that your favorite Knight with you. You are correct. He has served me nobly for many years and has become quite the asset. I rely on him for more that just military service. Have you any vassals?. Yes, but you are extremely generous with yours.  He is simply guarding my valuables. He is very useful, yes, but still only a vavasour. Perhaps, but between you and me, since they keep us safe in times of trouble, it is wise to keep them happy.