The bar is made of oak wood. It is finely varnished, though dulled over time and covered with wet drinks.
The bar, Tavern
governor
man
I grow a beard and shave it off.  I pee standing up.  I hunt and gather for my village.  I made my own crossbow.
She left you? Who left you governor? W-wha? Sorry, I wasn't aware anyone could hear me. My wife left me...just last night. After 24 years of marriage. That's terrible. There were rumors around the village, but I didn't think they could possibly be true. Yeah, they're true. *burps* Heh, I've had quite a bit to drink. Hehehe.....hey, I'm gonna make this ring swim. Women! What can you do?  You got that right. What can ye' do. So it true she ran off with that gambling scoundrel *pulling the ring from his drink* Wha? What gamblin' scoundrel? She left me because she said I was gettin too fat. Oh oh! Never mind then probably just village gossip. Better be. *burps* Oops! Governor you need to hold on to this a little tighter. Someone might take off with if your not careful. Wha? Someone like you, ya mean?