A marvelous beach house that sits upon the fine white sand of the beach. It looks mighty expensive, as the house has solid gold walls. A gigantic and lavish marble pier extends into the ocean out in front of the house.
Beach House, Shore
king
the king
I rule over many people. I spend my days in leisure and comfort. I don't like people that I think are below me.
What a wonderful place you have. I am so happy you invited me to your kingdom. It is quite lavish, isn't it. I built it for my queen. She loves the beach. Yes, you have a fine wife. I feel our Kingdoms have much to benefit from working together. As do I! Tell me, what is your kingdom like? We have plenty of peasants to help fill my coffers with money. And plenty of wenches to keep a King happy. Yes! I have heard tales of your illustrious kingdom. I imagine you have many riches from your loyal peasants! Yes, but I think if our kingdoms work together, we can enjoy even more riches. That is certainly the goal! These jewels and this beach house are just the first of many riches!  So we understand each other. Is that your favorite Knight with you. You are correct. He has served me nobly for many years and has become quite the asset. I rely on him for more that just military service. Have you any vassals?. Yes, but you are extremely generous with yours.  He is simply guarding my valuables. He is very useful, yes, but still only a vavasour.