Small and cozy, but dripping with luxurious linens and speckled with ornate fixtures this bathroom is a paradise. The small room is non-traditional in the sense that there is no toilet or sink, only a relatively enormous claw foot tub. The feet are gilded and the tub itself is pristine and white. The wallpaper is floral and warm, the rugs lush, and the mirror flattering.
Bathroom, Inside Tower
court jester
someone
I am someone. I live in the village. I help watch after the King and Queen.
How do we get out of here? Why are you in the bathroom with me?  Well I work the king as a court jester so that's why I'm here. This bathroom is so luxurious! But, I needed to use it. And there is no toilet! What a joke! I don't like the king that much so you should pee on his linen! Oh I must not do that. I help keep watch after the king and queen! Fair enough. I wonder how much it cost to make this bathroom.. More money than I will ever see in my life.  Same. I think I heard the king call for me! He wants me to tell those stupid jokes again ugh! Oh his jokes are pretty terrible. Say will you ask him where am I supposed to release myself? I'll ask him for you. Thank you!  No problem! 