The master bedroom is the most lavish and beautiful room in the entire palace. On the ceiling is a painting made by the most famous artist in the palace, the floors are made of the most expensive marble, and gold-stitched tapestries line the walls. The mattress was made by the sleeping monks of the hidden mountains, the bed frame is made of solid god.
Master Bedroom, Inside Palace
cat
the king
I am the king of a small province. I am rotund and enjoy eating pie. I sit on my throne to listen to complaints.
How are you doing today, cat? Heard of any gossip around town? None, just the usual mice being pests. Oh, how yummy for you. What are you doing here then? Surely there is no rats here! I followed one over to this bedroom. A weird one, he spoke like us. A speaking rat? What did he say?  He spoke of ill malice towards you, saying he was spreading a plague. You must find and kill him now!  What is a plague, sire? It is something that makes everyone sick and kills us all slowly but surely! Oh no! I will go find that rat as soon as possible. Yes, kill him or else we will all die, including you! Only if you promise to let me use this forever.