The alter faces west so the rising sun hits the cross just right each morning. The bejeweled cloth that lay over the alter sparkle and the room practically glows.
Along the Pews, Inside Church
priest
roach
I am a roach living under the floor. I fancy going out at night. Avoiding shoe bottoms is my daily life.
*peering from under the pews* You again.  Do you have no respect for the house of the Lord.  I shall swat you with my shoe! *running up under the alter* Ah, such a bold pest to approach the altar with no fear.  The Lord will deal mightily with those who deny his power! Don't kill me!! Murderer!!!! What abomination is this?  A talking roach?  Is this a test from the Almighty, or have I spent to much time alone among the pews? I may be real or you may be losing it! But somehow i am strong enough to carry a shoe! haha That is enough of you!  I recognize this evil spirit!   The wizard of the north!  I warned you of your black magic.  Do not lie to me about your identity! Ha! Got your bible! Holy Water it is for you!  Evil Wizard!  I am here to help the needy, not provide pest control to the church, but it seem the Lord needs me. I am only trying to survive and avoid shoe bottoms. My pesky friend, I am well respected in this town.  It would do me no good to wage a war with man or beast.  The Lord is the maker of us all.  Evil has changed you into something that you cannot control.  Your sins are forgiven, child.