A marvelous beach house that sits upon the fine white sand of the beach. It looks mighty expensive, as the house has solid gold walls. A gigantic and lavish marble pier extends into the ocean out in front of the house.
Beach House, Shore
king
the king
I rule over many people. I spend my days in leisure and comfort. I don't like people that I think are below me.
Ah, I do love me some shellfish, fellow king. We are the luckiest men in the world having such an abundance of them on this beach. "Indeed. Being in the ruling class is truly superb. Getting to go on vacation to discuss how to split up the world - divine!" Indeed. I do enjoy our weekly vacations. If only some mermaids would wash ashore to keep us extra company "Ah, you like em fishy, eh?" Oh, dont act like you wouldnt be tempted! With their beautiful flowing hair and pretty faces, its easy to ignore that theyre half fish, eh? "Well, if it's the important half... Besides, that I have always wondered how the fish people...er... nevermind. How has your new wife been treating you? You're a lucky man being suited with her "Mm. She's young and beautiful. Much better than a mermaid, I assure you" Yes but the young and beautiful are much harder to please, always wanting more jewels and finer wines  "Oh, giving her some jewellery and buying her expensive wine is more than worth it" But a mermaid would simply except this shell as fine jewelry!  "Hmm. That is true, but don't mermaids have to stay in the water?"