The church pews fill the church as far as the eye can see. They are made of wood, harvested from ancient trees long ago. They gleam with the look of tender love and care, since they are polished after each ceremony.
Beside church pews, Inside Church
follower
founder
We are the benevolent Founders of GloopdeGloo. Confident in our success, we need no outside advice, but we really can't do anything at all for ourselves. We require many acolytes to do our bidding, insufferable incompetents that we are!
Yes brother the Lord of GloopdeGloo has blessed you with my presence.  The Lord looks down on me with great favor You're so lucky to get to serve the benevolent Founders. Are you wondering why I have called you to the church today?  Yes I have a special job for you follower. Have a seat on these ancient pews.  Thank you! This will be difficult for you I'm sure. I need you to put your feelings aside though.  What is it? Get it out Watch your tone follower! I need you to defile yourself by entering one of the unholier churches nearby. We have reason to believe they're conducting sacrifices.  Sacrifices? Are you sure? No. I hope it isn't true but if they are we shall wage war.  War? Why is that they have to follow our christian ways. Can they not follow their own rituals