Stark and dank, the jail cell is tiny and scary. It has no windows and just had solid stone walls on all sides. There is no bed, and only a small metal bucket to take care of needs.
Jail room, Inside Tower
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criminal
I am a criminal who lives in the gaol. I sleep on a hard cot on the floor. I like apples and steal them when the shopkeeper isn't looking.
You are supposed to be fleet and nimble  Yeah but...that body you were trying to hide behind it just....smelled so good... Well it HAD been there six weeks. I really need to complain about the sanitation in this place  I got excited about the idea of dinner. Sorry for buzzing so loud and giving the whole thing away. It's okay, I like the company. Have you seen what they've given me to eat? Even you would not touch it. No offense.  Ohhhh, I don't know about that! What've you got for lunch today? Blanched cow bladder. Undrained.  And they didn't even season it. That's harsh. I think they considered it to be  ready seasoned *holds nose delicately*  I know this is jail and all, but this is borderline inhumane. You want me to go buzz around the the jailer's ears for a bit? Teach him a lesson? Yes that would be fantastic. If you get chance have a swim in his beer too  Heeeeeyyy, now you're talking. I like the way you think!