This is an ominous place that a thick fog envelops.  There are rows of primitive gravestones and crosses along with some angelic statues for the more wealthy.  You can hear sobs in the distance as a funeral ceremony is underway.
Main graveyard, Graveyard
priest
thief
I am a thief that lives near the village. I pickpocket villagers and loot their homes when while they are away. I hate to fight and I am very fast to flee from danger.
Priest, come here. What is up your sleeve, young lad? There is not much to take from the graves any more. The King has ordered by proclamation that all personal items be given to the families before they are buried. He could not control the thieving. Well, if there is anything left...surely the dead do not need it anymore. It is no longer theirs, so what would they care? There is nothing left to recover, why would you take a chance for a guard to come by and take you to the dungeon? Can't know for sure until I check all of these graves. If they try to catch me, I shall simply flee. I am surely faster than they are. Do you not see there is a funeral going on right now as we speak? They have already taken the personal items from that one and they are not on the funeral grounds. You waste your time young lad If you say so, snobbish Priest.  What has made you so insolent towards others? Maybe you need to find a kinder way. Here take this, the wine will not help you with any money needs This will make a fine addition to my collection. Ha!  You will soon learn that your ways will bring nothing but heartache and bad luck. Everyone gets what they reap. I hope it is not prison for you That is assuming I am caught. I have never once been caught!  It is only a matter of time! Only a matter of time!