The washroom is incredibly spacious. It has enough space to comfortably fit an entire family. The toilets are made of the finest porcelain across the land and decorated with gold studs. There are several bathtubs large enough to fit several people. The room is more luxurious than even some houses of wealthy people.
washroom, Inside Castle
king
servant
I am a servant in a large house. I clean dishes and help the rich people get dressed. I live under the house in a cozy little room and I have lots to eat. My job is pretty good.
Have you checked underneath your person your grace? I do not think I feel it there... Try the er, other side of your person your grace. Oh my how did it get in there, I may need a new one. Yes, your grace, I believe it has been rather, shall we say, well used. I can have another can't I? Oh yes your grace, as soon as you get permission from parliament. Nonsense, they cannot hold me back from loofas. Also I want a pink one, that is my favorite. I shall ask the prime minister to present the Pink Loofa to parliament at the next sitting in the spring. Fine, but it needs to be quickly boy, quickly. Well, the act for the accoutrement of the King's person requires a two thirds majority in the lower house, then must also pass in the upper house before receiving your royal assent.  Ninety days, tops, your grace. Politics are so annoying.