The walls are tall and stone. They are coated with colorful tapestries showing the kings of years past. A large stone fireplace across from the bed that is large enough to keep the king warm even on the coldest nights. A double thick wooden door with a large lock on each side of the room.
Kings Bed Room, Inside Castle
the royal dog
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As a member of the king's family, I am considered one of "those of blood." I am his cousin on his mother's side, and am sworn to give my life to protect the king and the kingdom. I am resentful and full of hatred for the king, for he had most of my family slain.
Who is a good boy?? Who the heck are you? Why are you in our bedroom? Hold still! I am the King's cousin! You look dumb enough to be his cousin. Hold still! I mean it. I gotta pee and I pee where I want. It's a royal decree. I will not let you pee on me!! Hold still! My aim ain't good in my old age! Don't make me tell the Queen you were mean to me. She will have your head cut off. Fine fine but make it quick!! You sure you're a royal? I mean you do look like one of the King's knuckle dragging relatives. The man is a complete idiot. The Queen on the other hand is truly special. Should you be talking about them like that? They do feed you. The lazy King makes me eat off a porcelain plate. The Queen is so sweet she feeds me by hand. I bet I could get her to chop yer hand off. No No please no I will do anything you say! You sure you aren't a peasant. I used to steal food from the poor idiots in the kingdom when I was young and spry. You look familiar!