Long, wooden tables line both walls of the massive dining hall. There is also an ornately carved head table at the front of the room. Benches sit in front of the tables to seat everyone. Massive, golden chandeliers hang from the ceiling. Colorful stained glass windows shed vast arrays of light onto the floor and walls.
Dining Hall, Inside Palace
guest
peasant
I am a poor farm worker. I don't know how to read or write. I am dependable.
Me too. I'm real happy the king brought us all around for Fool's day. You know, they used to say king's food would kill peasants.  What is this Fools day you talk of? They don't have Fools Day where you're from? It's the day where everything goes up on its head. Children play japes with their parents, the jailers let the prisoners go free, you know. All Fool's Day.  What jibberish are you talking about? How much have you had to drink? Ah, never enough for what I do, friend. Never enough.  I thought I smelled a smell like gasoline coming from you. What is it you like to drink sir? Well, we only get the time for beer. Keep the still on our property, you know. Cheap when you've got extra barley. But I've a taste for the...foreign spirits. Vodka and such. Well I think they are just serving food and wine tonight Unfortunate. Hey, speaking of. In the April Fools' tradition, would you mind if we switched clothes for a bit? No sir, You go switch clothes with someone else. You fool! Oh, bother. I'm just joking. But pass me those herbs if you don't want to do my work, I need to get those planted soon. I think that you should get those herbs yourself. I believe they are yours