A largest trash heap in the kingdom has been burned out so many times that it no longer resembles anything but a sturdy pile of refuse.  It stands 11 feet tall and 35 feet across and front to back sloping gently on all sides to the ground.  The only recognizable objects in the pile are the fresh items that have been thrown upon the stack, which are, a wooden chair with one leg broken, a crossbow with no string, and a rag doll with the head detached.
Trash Heap, Wasteland
milkmaid
town official
I am the town official of a small medieval town.  My job is to carry out the King's wishes.  I try to keep order in the town, but am not liked by many of the towns folk.
I do not understand why I must come and expect this place bi-weekly. I understand that it probably isn't the best part of your job!  Disgusting. Why are you here milkmaid? I don't usually see the likes of you here. Sir, I am ashamed to say but... I have been coming here and scavenging the trash for things I can sell.  Then take this.  I don't care what you do here. This place is nasty. Thank you sir, I may find something valuable in it. You see, my pay is very small and I am struggling to make ends meet.  I understand. I try to keep the town orderly and fair, but the people resent me for it. I'm just trying to do best for everyone. Sir, may I ask that you do something about regulating the wages of milkmaids? We have no else who will look out for us.  I will try, but other matters must come first.  They want me to do something about this trash heap. It hurts the King's eyes when he visits. Please, without this trash heap I will lose yet another source of income. I hope you will consider letting it stay.  It will stay, but the height is the issue.  we must remove some of it to another area.  Do you have any ideas? Perhaps behind the Market Square? There is big plot of empty land, and its away from the Kings Castle. 