Quiet and serene, the chapel is lined with oak pews where worshipers can sit
The Chapel, Inside Church
priest
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The humans walking around. I am one of them. A head, 2 arms, and two legs. No tail!
Oh mighty gods, why won't Karen return my affection! Oh my child.  I overheard your prayer. Would you like council? Please father!  Can you truly help me? Well I can surely listen with the two ears God has given me. Please take the Rosary and recall to me what happened with you and Karen. Thank you father.  We were milking cows together, and I said "Karen, you look udderly wonderful today" and then she dumped an entire pail of milk on my head!  Classic Karen! But what was wrong with what you said...hmmm...oh...I see...she compared the cow and udderly...oh my...I see. See?  Nothing I said was even remotely inappropriate for the workplace! So that I am clear...who is Karen to you? She is my cousin on me mum's side.  We're a small village so we're somewhat prone to inbreeding I suppose. Well...we...um...can't chose who we fall in love with I suppose.  Let's just say a prayer that Karen will see the mistake and return to her job. But that won't help her fall in love with me! It can take time my child. Be patient with Karen and gentle and mind what you say to a lady.