The church pews fill the church as far as the eye can see. They are made of wood, harvested from ancient trees long ago. They gleam with the look of tender love and care, since they are polished after each ceremony.
Beside church pews, Inside Church
bishop
founder
We are the benevolent Founders of GloopdeGloo. Confident in our success, we need no outside advice, but we really can't do anything at all for ourselves. We require many acolytes to do our bidding, insufferable incompetents that we are!
Good day, bishop. Quite a fine church we have, don't you agree? I surely do!  Our parishoners have doubled in number and some of the additions to the church has made it so beautiful. When I founded this church, I had no idea we would attract so many followers.  Here is a royal rosary for you, founder, handmade by craftsman in the king's court.  I was just coming from there.  They are exquisite, don't you think? Indeed. Let me get a closer look at the intricate details.  It took a fortnight to carve those beads by hand.  I am impressed.  The King gave me some as well.  What an honor! That royal staff of yours looks very ornate as well!  Yes, I was shocked.  A gift from the King last week.  He appointed me to marry the prince next year and said I was to have this and use it in the wedding. I said I was a humble man and didn;t want to draw attention but he insisted.  What a generous King he is! I can't help but notice you carry a sceptre as well! Don't all these items get cumbersome?  I don't usually carry all these items at once but I was meeting with the king as well as reading some scriptures to the king's court today.  Of course, I had to bring a plate and light incense as well.   You are stronger than you look then, bishop! I would barely be able to walk with all these items on me.  God gives me strength!  Come...will you pray with me while you are here?