The royal bathroom is a stone room with a long wooden bench and several holes and seats for royalty to take care of business.  There are some tapestries depicting rural landscapes hanging on the walls to give people something to look at.
Royal Bathroom, Inside Castle
king
guard
I guard the castle.  I guard the king.  I would kill to protect the royal family.
You summoned me, King. Are you ok? Oh.. I did... sorry, I must be forgetting things again. Do you remember what I asked you here for? I'm afraid not, wonderful King. Are you feeling well? Did it have something to do with the queen? I don't think so.. Maybe I needed help using the bathroom but it seems that I don't need to.. Hmm let me think... Oh yes! I remember! It's of utter importance! How may I help you? It was... Um... I think I forgot again. Could you go get the queen for me please? Absolutely. I will get her right away.  What are you waiting for!? Oh... is the bathroom door locked again from the outside? That must be why I called you in here...... Sadly it is, King. What should we do? Maybe call in another guard? I dont know do you have any ideas? I'll take off my boot and throw it through the window to see if I can escape and go unlock the door.  Give me that! Don't waste such a perfectly good boot and break one of my precious windows! Think of something better!