The small cottage was white with two, shuttered windows. It was in the unique shape of a circle and was built of plaster. Smoke billowed from the chimney.
Cottage, Countryside
the man
a grazing milk cow in the background
I am a grazing milk cow of the kingdom's farms. I eat grass most of the day. I know I will be killed for my meat.
This grass here is quite delicible! I believe I taste a... yes a hint of bayberry.  Excellent, indeed! Move aside cow. I have places to be! Hrmp!  Humans.  Always think they're more important, always in a hurry.  Move yourself, man-thing! I am a GENTLEMAN. Look at me. I'm wearing the most wonderful clothing! But is it EDIBLE?  That's the real question.  Come closer, I'll give it a nibble for you... How about you come closer to my SWORD, foul cow! Goodness, testy testy.  I think your clothes are a bit too tight, there, it's making you cranky.  Just look at me - not a clothes in sight nor a care in the world! Yeah and I can see your junk too. A gentleman never gives someone a peek like you are right now. Oh, is that your difficulty?  The ladies not finding your charming wit appealing? I can't imagine why not... Get outa my way. You've put me off, and I have a lady to see! Gah, watch out, you brute!  See what THIS does to those fine clothes! You've gotten mud all over my beautiful fabric! What will I tell my lady now!