The hard bench is facing the most beautiful alter human eyes have ever seen. Gold drapes the walls behind where the preacher stands. A large dark oak and gold bench in front of where they would stand. A large piano off to the side.
Front Row, Inside Church
preacher
maintenance person
I work directly for the King and Queen of the kingdom. I repair anything in the castle that is broken. If I can't repair it, I don't eat until I can figure out how to.
His majesty the king has asked me to come here to repair this bench.  I just can't figure out what is wrong with it.  If I don't figure it out then I don't get supper. Well have you tried sitting on it? Yes.  It doesn't do anything. Hmm, what about the shape of the legs? They look like good legs to me. Nothing out of alignment.  Is the backing in order? hmmm...seems to be.  It could be me ...but the bench seems to be putting me to sleep. Well there must be an issue with it. Do you think there could be a hex on it Preacher? I am not versed in hex's, I mean it seems fine. What could be the matter with it I wonder... It's probably just me.  I've been working so much lately.  Oh...look there...there is a lump under that cushion. Well what is the lump?