A plain damp room with many barrels of beer and wine.  The room is in need of a good cleaning as the floor is dirty and rats scurry about.
Storage room, Tavern
maid
spider
I am a tiny spider that likes spinning webs in the corners of the kitchen. I catch tasty flies and other insects and turn them into meals. If someone destroys my web, I just build another one.
Woooah. Let's not escalate this situation. Take a deep breath and just calm down a little bit. It talks! A real master of the obvious aren't you? I dare you to tell this story to the other maids. I have to kill it! Die! STOP. Just take a drink of this wine. Everything is going to be alright as long as you stop trying to kill me.  Am I going crazy? Are you real? Am... I real? Hey, careful with the wine! That's from the Queen's special reserve cellar. She'll squash you like a bug if you break that bottle. Oh! It's just a talking spider drinking wine strait out of the bottle. No big deal. Happens all the time.  See, that's the right attitude. There's beer here as well if you prefer, but this wine is really quite lovely. Yes. Lovely. I've never talked to a spider. What do I say?