The master bedroom is the most lavish and beautiful room in the entire palace. On the ceiling is a painting made by the most famous artist in the palace, the floors are made of the most expensive marble, and gold-stitched tapestries line the walls. The mattress was made by the sleeping monks of the hidden mountains, the bed frame is made of solid god.
Master Bedroom, Inside Palace
woman
the king
I am the king of a small province. I am rotund and enjoy eating pie. I sit on my throne to listen to complaints.
Hello, young lady what brings you here? Well, I'm afraid I got lost. The castle is quite confusing to navigate. ah, you are okay miss so what do you think of my bedroom? it's beautiful  right? It's quite lovely. And spacious! It's bigger than my house! ahh thank you i took a long time for this place to get together with the god bed frames marble it really is great! M'lord. Do you happen to know my husband? I've been looking for him all evening. He's a watchmen by the name of Gregor. I don't know where your husband may be, but would you like me to get one of my servants to help you locate him?  That would be wonderful, m'lord. He must be starving. I brought his dinner in this basket. GERALD!! he is one of my servants *Yes M'lord says Gerald* Lay out plates and knifes and forks for the young lady and his husband Gregor Thay can join us for dinner. M'lord! You are so gracious! Thank You! Anything for a beautiful young lady like you....... Oh my...m'lord. Perhaps we needn't bother Gregor after all.