The hard bench is facing the most beautiful alter human eyes have ever seen. Gold drapes the walls behind where the preacher stands. A large dark oak and gold bench in front of where they would stand. A large piano off to the side.
Front Row, Inside Church
preacher
worshipper
I adore my God.  I am Catholic.  It is an honor to worship the Lord.
God is so great! Hallelujah! Oh isn't that the truth! I can't wait for you to start your sermon, I'm always in the front row! We actually have a guest preacher this week, that is why I am seated here. Well, tell me your favourite story of the Lord while we wait then. But I just have so many it is painful to try and decide! Any will do father! Well as Pastafarians, I do believe it is when the flying spaghetti monster first gained his strainer that most appeals to me. Please tell me the tale of the Holy Noodle.  Pastafarians love talking about themselves far more than any other religion! Well you see, he searched and searched for a meaning to life and eventually he found that in meatballs. Tell me more of these meatballs. Well they are comprised of 70% chuck roast and 30% fat.