A rank maze of sewers that lie below the tower. They course with filthy ooze from the experiments of the mad king. Rats patrol its smelly walkways. Bones of treasure seekers lie riddled across the walkways, nibbled clean by the fat rats.
Tower Sewers, Inside Tower
fool
villagers
Tolyn Markus, I said to meself, I luv me some pie/ I eat pie whenever I kin. Git that pie.
I juuussst love me some pie.  Pie is so tasty!  Maybe I can sneak into the palace kitchens from here? Give me that I am starving ! Well, you can have the plate - I'll have the pie! Please! I am but a poor fool , I will dace for some pie ! That is some mighty fine pie!  Here you can have a small taste - and if you would like some more, you can help me steal some from the King's Kitchens! Yes!Yes ! Anything for more pie ! Here friend - eat your fill.  What is your favourite kind?  Apple?  Pumpkin?  Butter Pecan? Thank you, this is the best thing Ive had in 4 years !! I love all of it ! Now we are off to hunt for some more pies! Aye ! Where should we start ? To the north most likely, it's either the Kitchen or the vomitorium - best not to get the two confused! How will I know the difference ? I am but a smelly fool !