It is cold, dark and filled with bats. it is humid and there are some paddles on the ground.
Bat room, Cave
bat
bat queen
I am a queen. I am also a bat. I live in a cave with thousands of other bats. I rule over the bats. Other bats bring me bugs to eat so I don't have to work too hard.
Oh, my friend... I have much weight upon me. I will confide in you, but you must swear to secrecy. What is it? You must swear... I swear. I have heard word from a scout that the Human King means to clear out our bat room... He wants to use it as a second dressing room for his wife. I am lost as to a solution. Certainly there must be something we can do. I have been racking my brain, but I cannot think of one... Are our numbers not enough to fend them off? No... I have thought of a solution, perhaps, but... It may be deadly for us. It may be successful at the same time. What have you been pondering? Poison perhaps? Essentially. If we were to find a rabid dog and drink of its blood, the humans may fear becoming rabid themselves, and abandon the whole affair. What do you think? Well it could work, I do certainly see the reason for your concern though. Such a disease could as easily spread its way through our ranks.