The tombstones of the kings are the most notable part of the graveyard. These tombstones are erected from fine marble and have piles of gold and riches lying next to them. A small metal fence surrounds this section of the graveyard, and cuts it off from the common folk.
Tombstones of the Kings, Graveyard
guard
chef
I am a chef who was born to a whore. I make the finest dishes for the king. I am respected for how I keep order in the castle kitchen.
So many kings dead!  And all I wanted was for them to enjoy my souffle! Good heavens, Chef! So you were the cause of their gastrointestinal distress? The Kings are dead and the Queen is still in the bathroom, calling for her mommy! It is!  I make the finest dishes, but sometimes they don't turn out how I planned! Don't turn out how you planned? You have taken out the monarchy in one fell swipe! I never intended it as such!  My mother was a lowly wench, and I learned all I know from her! I should hit you with this shoe! What were you thinking? What did you put in the souffle? Only the finest rat in all the kingdom! RAT! RAT! You served the royals rat? No wonder you killed them. What were you thinking? Now we're looking at their tombs instead of watching them rule the kingdom. I'm taking you in for this! No!  Rat is a nutritious and delicious dish - just as tasty as Elk! Oh, you fiend! You'll be beheaded in the morning. How could you have done this? What else did you cook that could still be waiting to be served? I might have also undercooked the lemon meringue. You're a waste! A lowly, despicable waste! You don't deserve to live!