Small and cozy, but dripping with luxurious linens and speckled with ornate fixtures this bathroom is a paradise. The small room is non-traditional in the sense that there is no toilet or sink, only a relatively enormous claw foot tub. The feet are gilded and the tub itself is pristine and white. The wallpaper is floral and warm, the rugs lush, and the mirror flattering.
Bathroom, Inside Tower
someone
court jester
I am a living joke! my sould is what flies out of your mouth when something is funny. The king hates me!
I could ask the same for you! I have never seen you before in this castle... I watch after the Royal Duo.  I was getting ready to draw the bath for the King.  Again, I ask, who are you? Why I am the Royal Jester! I just finished my performance for the King and was taking a rest. Well, find somewhere else!  Now, I need to get the tub ready How hard is it to get a bathtub ready? Not so difficult to bathe since we got those aqueducts OUT with you, before I have to call the guard! I will NOT get yelled at! Guards! Ok! I will leave! Just please don't tell the King I was here! He got mad at me and said I have to leave the castle after my awful performance. Go somewhere else to practice your juggling! Ok, I apologize... I didn't quite catch your name by the way? Haywood.  Haywood J Buzzoff!