The Shrine of Sretniy, the mischievous weasel god and patron of explorers, detectives, thieves and jokesters, contains a steel statue of the cheerful mustelids deity. It is unusually cute for a serious religious idol. The room is densely filled with offerings of both precious jewelry and shiny but non-expensive objects.
Shrine of Sretniy, Inside Temple
priests
a queen
I rule alongside the king. I am well respected and loved. I am kind and like to help the needy.
I was coming to see if you knew of any people in need. I haven't much to do, and I love helping the less fortunate. As the good book says, I think that I have an idea on what we could do together! Thank you priest. This sretniy is so shiny. Why that statue is unusally cute, don't you say? I certainly agree! What say we go to the streets and give food to those without homes and jobs? Ah yes! what a marvelous idea. This is why I came to you priest.  Quickly, grab your good book and we can go and spread kindness and teach the word of the Lord to the people! Ah yes of coarse! But, where are the doors to get out to the streets where the peasants sleep? Follow me! I can show you the way to the people/. After you my priest. Lets get out of this room, the cheap offerings are hurting my soul. Very well! Let's go1 Oh my! Look at all these poor folk. I never knew there were so many in my kingdom. Yes, you must consider spreading your wealth! 