This is a quaint theater with plush velvet seats and a beautiful red curtain. It can seat 200 people. It is decorated with mirrors and golden accents. There are posters of past plays in the lobby.
Town Theater, Town
audience member
performer
I am a performer by day, and savior by night. I protect the poor from the King's ruthless soldiers. I am calm, compassionate and a peace loving man. I do not rise quick to anger. My sword is my only trusted friend.
Hello, Welcome! I see we only have one audience member today so here we go with our preformance...... A comedy show! First up... What is a turtles favorite book? Any hardback book! Comedy? well perhaps this will do...  No reaction? Just like the chemistry joke I was going to make! Let us hope you indeed know more of humor than of alchemy. I, for one, am not convinced At least my kids think I'm funny.... What type of preformance were you expecting tonight? I came into town to see the dancing troupe, but apparently their carriage was delayed. I suppose I shouldn't take it out on you though... Well I can dance too! How's this?! There, you see? That's pretty funny! Okay, how about another joke? Okay how about this. What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters...... That wasn't a question just so you know. That's clever. I make some good jokes too sometimes! But still nobody ever comes to these shows... I do apologize for my earlier rudeness. Why don't we head to the tavern? Perhaps I'd find them funnier over a mug of ale.