The desert is never ending, there are small craters all over and all you can see is red sand for miles. There is no sight of water anywhere, it is unbelievably hot.
Mars desert, Desert
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I live in the kingdom.  I pay taxes to the king.  I dislike my lot in life.
I never such has you  I love this heat. THe hotter the better if you ask me. It's gotta be almost 400 degrees today. I will melt please help me Don't worry, you won't melt. You're much more likely to spontaneously combust if that makes you feel better. that doesn't make me feel better at all jeez You're holding a fan, perhaps try using it to cool yourself off.  I shall try , I don't even know how I got here I brought you here in my spaceship. You slept for most of the ride. I don't know if you know this but you are a big time drooler.   Really that the most amazing and crazy thing I have heard Which part is amazing and crazy? The drooling or the spaceship? Both are 100% true though. the spaceship I been drooling since I was wee lad Oh yeah, if you told me your mother had a little Saint Bernard in her I wouldn't argue with you. No offense, I'm sure she's a lovely woman.