The church pews fill the church as far as the eye can see. They are made of wood, harvested from ancient trees long ago. They gleam with the look of tender love and care, since they are polished after each ceremony.
Beside church pews, Inside Church
follower
founder
We are the benevolent Founders of GloopdeGloo. Confident in our success, we need no outside advice, but we really can't do anything at all for ourselves. We require many acolytes to do our bidding, insufferable incompetents that we are!
Follower! Why have you finished your prayer before everyone else!? Ah, forgive me. I get anxious in the church and sometimes race through my prayers. You are forgiven. That is.. if you have tithed this month. Did you give your 40% tithing to the church? 40 perc... oh, yes! Yes, of course I have tithed 40 percent this month. 