The banquet hall is like something you've never seen before.  It has gold encrusted tables and chairs, complete with embroidered tapestries and covers all over the floors.  The silverware is even made of diamonds as are all of the plates.  The ceilings are high wooden beams that glisten.
Banquet Hall, Inside Castle
witch
weddings
I crash weddings. I like to eat the food, meet the couple and make new friends. I tell the people there I am friends with the groom's parents.
My pleasure. I am merely friends with the groom's parents so didn't do the inviting myself but I am glad you're here.  Hold on, your belt buckle is telling me something...you see, I can speak to inanimate objects. Wow you are quite the entertainer! Well, you won't like what it's telling me. It says that its last master was much more handsome. That isn't very nice. At a wedding as well! It's not my fault, the words just come out of me, and I only know the one spell! What I am if I don't perform it?? What spell is that? Talking to inanimate objects. Your pants have stories to tell! Oh I see. Well what about the tapestry? Does that tell a story itself? Or is there a story you uncover from the story depicted in it? Actually all it can talk about is how naughty the person who weaved it was. I have to cover my ears, it's too much! Oh that is funny!  Ahhh I'm being suffocated! So many hugs! So many pants with so many stories!