The pew is worn from many years of being sat on during services.  It looks fairly basic upon first glance.  But there is something just under the surface, something moving.
Pew, Inside Church
priest
alter boy
A am an alter boy of the street. I am doing different things all rhe time. I like to change places and visit new places.
I love being an alter boy Alter boy, do you see something moving under the pew? I'm too old to bend down to look, could you please look for me? With God's grace.   I can see a cockroach priest Please hold this! I'll crush it, I can't have my beautiful building desecrated with vermin! Let me help you crush it please so that you dont hurt yourself Thank you, son! My gentle soul struggles even with the harm of a disgusting bug. I appreciate your help and God bless.  Thank you, its gone now.  Boy, why are you preparing to sleep here?! Have you no home? I would like to sleep here today Please, use this to keep you warm. Where are your parents? My parents are at work Ah, my poor little sheep. I'll guide you in all things spiritual. Come, let us pray together. 