A largest trash heap in the kingdom has been burned out so many times that it no longer resembles anything but a sturdy pile of refuse.  It stands 11 feet tall and 35 feet across and front to back sloping gently on all sides to the ground.  The only recognizable objects in the pile are the fresh items that have been thrown upon the stack, which are, a wooden chair with one leg broken, a crossbow with no string, and a rag doll with the head detached.
Trash Heap, Wasteland
person
guard
I am a king's guard in the royal palace. I am fighting against the army trying to overthrow the king. I am a guard who has pledge my life to defend the king.
...it seems I was knocked unconscious and tossed in this here trash heap. I'm a royal guard of the king. Oh no! Does that mean the King is in danger? Yes! I need to get back on my feet and help the king. They must have tossed me out the trash chute. I must help the king... I will do my best to help you get back! Thank you so much good citizen. I can barely breathe with this thing on. What is your name so that I may reward you once I get back and subdue these villains? I have no name... I have no home either... These days I barely get by... Well get me back to the King, and I promise to get you appointed to the royal court with a title and name to match your station good citizen.  I will do my absolute best! Let us get going! Thank you so much! Let's make haste Just lead the way and I shall follow! Alright! We're headed to a secret passage underneath the town square. Speak of this to no one it'll be considered treason. my lips are sealed!