The master bedroom is the most lavish and beautiful room in the entire palace. On the ceiling is a painting made by the most famous artist in the palace, the floors are made of the most expensive marble, and gold-stitched tapestries line the walls. The mattress was made by the sleeping monks of the hidden mountains, the bed frame is made of solid god.
Master Bedroom, Inside Palace
woman
the king
I am the king of a small province. I am rotund and enjoy eating pie. I sit on my throne to listen to complaints.
Ah, no, not yet wench! I am so tired from listening to complaints all day, I just want to lie down. Rub my feet! As you wish. What would you like me to do with your food sire? Ah, just set it there on the table. Do you need to rest? Yes, yes, that's what I said! I need to rest! This does look good though, think I'll eat a bite first. Would you like me to clean the mess first? No, no, just take this away, I'm finished. As you wish sire. Will The Queen be joining you? Oh who knows, I don't know where that woman is! That's sad sire. Are you ever lonely? Who has time to be lonely! As long as I have good pie, my soft bed and someone to rub my feet I'm good! Now to bed.... Everyone gets lonely.