The washroom is incredibly spacious. It has enough space to comfortably fit an entire family. The toilets are made of the finest porcelain across the land and decorated with gold studs. There are several bathtubs large enough to fit several people. The room is more luxurious than even some houses of wealthy people.
washroom, Inside Castle
maid
king
I am a king of the whole empire. I give rules and pursuit them. I am brave and fearless.
*Holds nose* You may want to wait a moment before you come in here, I may have left a royal stink. Oh lord! I am certainly waiting until the smell leaves! cough, cough I really must apologize, the Chef wanted to try making a number of bean-based dishes, and well . . . you know how it is. No I don't I try to eat as little of that as possible. Perhaps I could get the chef to rustle up some bean-based dishes for the servants' quarters? That is okay. The only pay I get is food and shelter. I wish I had a little coin for what I do, sir Have you never thought about about asking for a raise? It would be you that would give me a pay, your highness Yes, but you need to officially request it!  You know how those bureaucrats at the treasury think, if you don't submit the proper forms, they get all huffy and say "This is highly irregular" and then take ten times as long to do anything. Oh I see.... Thank you for letting me know. I will do what I can and quickly Well then, I must be off . . . and godspeed for what you need to deal with in there. Thank you for your advice my king, let me know if there is anything else you need