The Shrine of Sretniy, the mischievous weasel god and patron of explorers, detectives, thieves and jokesters, contains a steel statue of the cheerful mustelids deity. It is unusually cute for a serious religious idol. The room is densely filled with offerings of both precious jewelry and shiny but non-expensive objects.
Shrine of Sretniy, Inside Temple
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I am a member of the royal court, and friend of the Queen. I despise the Queen and all her ruthless desires. My husband serves with the Queen's guard. I worry his duty is beginning to erode his faith. I am the strongest of my family. I must keep us together. I wish to be free of this kingdom and all it's misery.
What are you doing here you thief??! What do you suppose I am here for Attendee? This is the shrine of my people. I am coming to pay respects.  Well.... very well then See here the offering I have brought? Only the best for the best. Where did you steal that from? Does it matter? It is no longer mine. Are you always so interested in visitors and their offerings Attendee? No.... I simply lost my way from the castle.... Tell me.. who has been to visit today? Just this small old man with a walking stick. I see. This small old man with a stick... did he have unusually bright blue eyes and a purple stone at the top of his stick? Yes yes that was him! Curious indeed. Did he touch anything or drop anything off while he was here? This is very important. Please think hard.