The shop is simple and easy to overlook, just a wooden stall with a sign overhanging that reads "Curios for the Curious." Jars, vials, and small pots clutter the surface of the shop, and behind the counter is a large shelf crammed full of scrolls, baubles, and statuary. A smell of incense pervades the area.
Mysterious shop, Bazaar
shaddy lady
owner
I own this land that the indolent soldiers are camping on. They have been here all summer. If I had known, I would not have sown any crops this spring. Now we are approaching harvest time and my fields are trampled. I am not sure how my family will survive this fall. I have worked my whole life for this land, and now it is ruining me.
Yes, these inconsiderate soldiers trampled my fields and I am not sure how I will feed my family this fall. Well I think I can help you if you help me.  How so? I really wish these soldiers would leave me and my land. Well I can get rid of those soldiers all you have to do is provide me with living. Well what do you mean? I wonder if I can see my future in this crystal ball. A house is all I need. I can provide that, so how are we getting rid of the soldiers? I plan to seduce every last one of them! Wow, you must have a lot of stamina. Maybe I should buy some incense to freshen up the house I will give you. That sounds like a plan! It sure is getting hot in here though with that fireplace. I am going to keep looking around for a bit. Do not worry I will get started right away!