the room is full of stained glass art of old and new testament stories, it has several old parchments and dust settling on the wooden chairs.
stained glass room, Inside Church
soldier
person
The humans walking around. I am one of them. A head, 2 arms, and two legs. No tail!
A soldier!  Ah, thank goodness you're here.  I thought I was a goner... Oi Love, what's all this then?  What's troubling a lass such as yerself? There was this... this man!  He said he just needed help reading this scrap of parchment, but then he was yelling and carrying on at me 'fer coming ta church!  I think... I think he's a heretic! *Makes the sign of the cross*  A heretic?  Here in the sacred archives?  Where did you see him last?  Is he still close at hand? I-I think he was still followin' me when I came in heres, though I was in such a fright that I'm not sure how long he was followin' me, but he was just right outside when he came at me!  Oh, I hope he doesn't set the sacred verses aflame!  There, there lass - let me disguise meself, and you can lead me too him.  We'll string him up by his toes until he confesses as to what sort of mischief he was up to! O-oh, I don't know, sir, soldier, sir.  I'm not one fer much bravery, mesself!  Tis all I can do to get the gooses herded in the morn, they do peck so. Yer mom is a goosemonger?  Why that were me dream job when I was younger, but turns out I could nae tell the difference between a goose an' a gander. Oh, well, if she spits and charges ye, she be a lady goose, indeed. Tis the ganders that are more friendly-like. You're a clever one aren't you love?  Why I I'm ever in need o' a goose or a' gander I know who to ask.  But back to the seriousness!  Stay behind me, and no harm will come to ye. Oh goodness me!  Well, you do seem very strong and capable, so I'll trust ye, kind sir. We must be careful - the heretics tried to kill the Queen three fortnight's past.  They dressed themselves up as swans, and hid in her swan pond waiting for her carriage.  Nasty bit o' business that was.