The Dancing Stoat is a cheerful little pub characterized by its unusually brightly-lot interior and uncommonly well-equipped kitchen. The rooms upstairs are nothing special, but the main hall is filled with delicious smells at all hours of the day and night. The Dancing Stoat's exterior is plain save for a sign showing a brown-furred stoat gamboling in a field. The chairs are unusually comfortable and well-made, and large windows and plentiful torches ensure that the space feels brighter and cheerier than a typical pub.
The Dancing Stoat, Town
veteran
goblin king's bartender
As the Gobbo kin's tender I have to say I've seen more poisoning attempts since the last election than in my whole life.
What can I get for you to drink? I want blood because I hate humans. Oh my, and why do you hate humans? I blame them for my station in life. Well, what happened to cause your misfortune? They banished me to a damp swamp. I am sorry for that.  But, look at you now.  You are in this cheerful little pub enjoying a drink I am about to give you. I long for blood on my sword.  Give me bloody Mary. Anger and hatred won't help you at all.  Will only make it worse.  Here is your drink. Thank you. Who are you to talk to me like that? I am but a lowly bartender for his majesty, the king. Just be quiet and pour my drink.  Do you want a tip?