A cold wind blows through the small decrepit graveyard in front of the church. Shutters and other loose neglected ad to the mood of death and decay.
Outside Church, Outside Church
thing
fairy
I'm a fairy that lives in the forest. I like to fly around with my siblings and play games. I try to hide from humans. If they find me, I'll grant their wishes.
*trills* Well it might be ... as long as you are not something that likes to eat fairies  Not enough to 'em!  Then I am indeed a fairy and as you have caught me, I will grant you a wish. Nothing political, please.  Are the wishes you get often political? I suppose I am a simple fellow who has a simple wish. My great pastime is scaring unsuspecting travellers. So would you send some my way when I head back from the graveyard to the forest? Well, I can always try but as we're in a greepy graveyard outside a chilly looking church you can't entirely blame people for using the freeway  Oh fairy you make me laugh! It is good to have company here otherwise between the cold wind and the rotten shutters, it'd be easy to be browbeaten.  Eek! I was hugged by a Thing. Well .. all right, I'll try and snare a passing yokel or two as a snack for you  Too kind. In the mean time, something to eat?  I only smoke weed but roll 'er up!  Here, I'll let you do it to your liking my friend.  Thank you! Maybe I invite my siblings?  Of course. The more the merrier! It might  mean the mood of decay will finally give way altogether!