Not a man in sight nor an animal to hear. This land is completely barren and hot, unfit for any agricultural activity. It has been left abandoned so much so that the King has not even had time give it a name, so people simply refer to is as "Abandoned"
Land beyond the Wasteland, Abandoned
tourist
mermaid
I am one of the most beautiful mermaids to live in the sea. I like to watch the other sea creatures swim by me, including dolphins, who are my favorite creatures because they are so friendly. I fear the people who live on land because they hunt my kind.
I have to say, I am *really* lost.  Do you know the closest route to the sea? I'm  a little lost myself. I was just trying to find the bathroom. Say, you're real pretty, can I skecth you for my book of memories of my trip? Sure, if you can lead me to water.  Mermaids don't do well when we're not in water. oh my gosh! I didn't see your lower half! Where are your legs I have no legs, I am one of two types of mermaids. you are very pretty... i don;t think i can help though. i just opened a door and im here Well, where is this door?  Did it have any water.  And sorry, I'm only interested in the other type of mermaid. There was a water closet Well, point me in that direction please! uhhh i uhhh can you walk? i mean how do you move around on land? I can sort of slide about when I pull myself with my hands. how um, i got into trouble with this the other day, apparently asking a girl their weight in this kingdom is rude, but uh can I carry you?