A rank maze of sewers that lie below the tower. They course with filthy ooze from the experiments of the mad king. Rats patrol its smelly walkways. Bones of treasure seekers lie riddled across the walkways, nibbled clean by the fat rats.
Tower Sewers, Inside Tower
fool
mad king
I am someone who has gone a bit crazy. I like to rule over those that I deem lesser than me. I get my way by use of violence and bribery.
Oh, just wandering the castle tonight. I can't sleep and these noxious odors help to remind me of my great experiments! I'm trying to make a potion that will cause my subjects to love me. I am tired of having to beat and bribe them for their affections and respect. Well Ok. That isn't disturbing at all. I am looking for some food. Do you know where I can get some warm food? Have a look into the crystal ball. Perhaps it can guide you to a local McDonalds! If not just go up to the kitchen and tell them I sent you. They surely have some leftovers from tonight's dinner. What are you doing down here in the sewers though? Not a great place to hang out, given all these rats and the foul stench Thanks for this. I'm sure it will be useful. Crystal ball please guide me to a warm hot meal for the taking! I am down here taking a break so no one will bother me.  Well I certainly hope I haven't bothered you. Taking a break from what? I don't remember seeing you working around the castle. I am the castle fool. I usually wear a mask. Ok, if you say so. Only a fool would come to the sewers for a break. Unlike myself who seeks inspiration here among all the fumes of my great experiments. Ok crystal ball you say I can only get food from the kitchen if the king is with me? King, accompany me to the kitchen and ask for food for me.  Why not, the odor of this place is starting to get to me. Lets see if maybe they have some nice venison and bread left.  Thank you so much! Fool! Dare you hug the great king? Or perhaps I was a bit hasty. Finally maybe someone actually likes me without me having to bribe or threaten them... Yes! I didn't mean any harm! Please forgive me.