Two-and-a-half walls of the finest, whitest stone stand here, weathered by the passing of countless seasons. There is no roof, nor sign that there ever was one. All indications are that the work was abruptly abandoned. There is no door, nor markings on the walls. Nor is there any indication that any coffin has ever lain here... yet.
An Unfinished Mausoleum, Graveyard
thief
gravedigger
I am low paid labor in this town. I do a job that many people shun because of my contact with death. I am very lonely and wish I had someone to talk to who isn't dead.
There's no reason for you to be out here. Go away, you're clearly up to no good Up to no good? Here, I will show you my whole body. I've nothing to hide and am only rambling What is wrong with you? Put your clothes back on I don't see why I should, but I will since this is your place of business and my place of worship. I love the ambiance and I don't see how you have the authority to tell me to go away. Your place of worship? It's a Mausoleum.... But is it not a place of reverence?  Reverence and worship are two different things. And why not come back during the day when people are here to visit their loved ones? I suppose I could. But listen, I'l level with you and trade you something for your keeping quiet. I am a wanted man. I need a place to lay low for the evening. Howabout I give you something and you leave me be for the night? I don't care if you're here, just don't steal anything from the graves!! I won't touch the graves, here's something to keep you warm at night. Thanks I guess Do you not like my gift? I'll show you what for.