Dirty and dismal. This wasteland sprawls behind the Servant Quarters. It is where all the filth from kingdom is dumped.
Behind the Servant Quarters, Wasteland
barbarian
fauna
I love the sun.  Rain makes me happy.  I want to be as tall as a mighty oak.
Harumph! Rude, rude barbarians. Always tromping right on my best leaves. A plant dares talk bad about me!? Prepare to be crushed and turned into the same waste that lies behind these quarters! Pft, oooOOOooo. Big scary clunk gonna crush a plant! That's right! Scream for your life before I brutally take it away! Ok, big scary meatbag. Don't you have better things to do than to abuse plants today? I've already killed all the servants in this kingdom and stolen it's treasure. Now there is nothing left but the trash they left behind and you. Seeing as I can't kill trash, that leaves only you left to feel my wrath. Oh boy, I'm trembling. No, really, can't you see my trembling leafies?! Hey! Don't attack me with your trembling leafies! That's my job! OUCH! Oh wait, that's right. I'M A PLANT AND FEEL NO PAIN. Dumb brute! I'll tell you what plant. Since you are so helpless and small, I'll give you a fighting chance. Here's my sword. You just can't get it through that cranium can you chunky? I'm a plant. You won't kill me. The BEST you could do is tear up my leaves. That's fine, I've been wanting to try a shorter hairstyle! You insult my intelligence one more time and I'll turn you into fertilizer.