The pew is worn from many years of being sat on during services.  It looks fairly basic upon first glance.  But there is something just under the surface, something moving.
Pew, Inside Church
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a spider spins its web in the pew corner
I am a black widow spider.  I am spinning my web.  I hope to catch something delicious.  I will sit and wait until something is caught in my web.  Then it is game over for them.
I live here in this pew. Can't you see my delightful web? It is elegant. How long have you lived here Many, many months. I've seen several priests during my time.  Do you enjoy my music? It is one of the reasons I choose to live here. It fills my heart with such joy! Ow thats wonderful! I have been perfecting it over the years. Is this the music for Sunday? I don't mean to snatch it from you, I'm just so excited! No that is my grocery list silly. I would be happy to give you my music someday though. I would so enjoy that! I love teaching my babies to listen and sway to the tunes. That is cute, how many little ones do you have? Over 100, but I'm not sure exactly many for sure! Oh Gosh! That must be a huge responsibility.