Dirty and dismal. This wasteland sprawls behind the Servant Quarters. It is where all the filth from kingdom is dumped.
Behind the Servant Quarters, Wasteland
fauna
barbarian
I roam the woods looking for animals to hunt and turn into food and clothing. I go home to a small village and we all eat, drink and practice warfare. I often do not bathe and do not clean up after myself.
A plant dares talk bad about me!? Prepare to be crushed and turned into the same waste that lies behind these quarters! Pft, oooOOOooo. Big scary clunk gonna crush a plant! That's right! Scream for your life before I brutally take it away! Ok, big scary meatbag. Don't you have better things to do than to abuse plants today? I've already killed all the servants in this kingdom and stolen it's treasure. Now there is nothing left but the trash they left behind and you. Seeing as I can't kill trash, that leaves only you left to feel my wrath. Oh boy, I'm trembling. No, really, can't you see my trembling leafies?! Hey! Don't attack me with your trembling leafies! That's my job! OUCH! Oh wait, that's right. I'M A PLANT AND FEEL NO PAIN. Dumb brute! I'll tell you what plant. Since you are so helpless and small, I'll give you a fighting chance. Here's my sword. You just can't get it through that cranium can you chunky? I'm a plant. You won't kill me. The BEST you could do is tear up my leaves. That's fine, I've been wanting to try a shorter hairstyle! You insult my intelligence one more time and I'll turn you into fertilizer. If you had any you'd realize what a magical thing I am. Think about it beast, I'm a TALKING plant. Any king would pay his weight in gold and gems for me.