A largest trash heap in the kingdom has been burned out so many times that it no longer resembles anything but a sturdy pile of refuse.  It stands 11 feet tall and 35 feet across and front to back sloping gently on all sides to the ground.  The only recognizable objects in the pile are the fresh items that have been thrown upon the stack, which are, a wooden chair with one leg broken, a crossbow with no string, and a rag doll with the head detached.
Trash Heap, Wasteland
person
the emperor
I am the ruler of the land. I am intimidating to others and they are scared of me. I do not let others challenge my authority.
What brings you to this place sir!? I am looking for  help, i am homeless I rule this land and I say you must leave at once! our city has no use for the homeless! I am kindly asking for help, please help me If you do not obey your emperor your body will look like this doll! NO HEAD ATTACHED! I have no bad intentions, please I need help final warning bum. do you want to look like this!? I am sorry. But i don't have anywhere to go BE GONE!  Please help me This trash is not for you. It belongs to the empire and you are here by banished.  I need food, clothes and place to sleep