A small, quaint kitchen. Pots and pans fill the ceiling and make a clamor on a windy day. A small squat table, surrounding by four chairs, sit in the back of the kitchen. A small wood burning stove is seen upon entering.
Inside cottage kitchen, Inside Cottage
ladies
man
I grow a beard and shave it off.  I pee standing up.  I hunt and gather for my village.  I made my own crossbow.
So are you ready to go on a hike? As long as you promise my garments won't get too soiled. Well I can't promise anything this time of year. The storms can move in quickly, but I've been hunting these woods for years and can find shelter quickly if need be. Well, I suppose I did want to get out of the palace..... It can can be so dull being a lady, nothing but waiting. I know just the spot. There is a waterfall less than a couple miles from here where deer and other animals like to congregate. I would love to see some woodland creatures! Shall we depart? Let me get the rest of the gear and some food together. You will need this. Thank you. I am glad you treat your betters with such respect. Well with what your husband is paying me for this little excursion your wish is my command. Well, he could have sprung for another manservant and a sedan chair..... The trail isn't wide enough for a chair. As for the extra servant we could stop by a cottage near here. There is a boy there who is always up to earn a little extra money. Yes, we shall do that. He can at least keep my skirts from dragging in the dust. Lead the way!