A dilapidated wooden structure with a caved in roof and debris everywhere.  Even the trees outside the house are falling apart.  There's waist high grass leading to the house along with a dirt path.
Ruined house, Abandoned
wealthy noble
spider
I am a spider. I am large, black, and have eight hairy legs. I wait to trap insects in my web. I enjoy eating unwary prey. I live in a darkened wood near a remote village.
I am hungry for lunch. This house provides no food.  Easy now, the rabbit is fast and can trample you! Let me take care of it. How do you intend on taking care of me. I need food. Who are you? Why should I trust you? Because I am a pompous, and wealthy noble. I make money by exchanging favors!  Thank you noble man. I am forever indebted to you. What is a wealthy noble such as yourself doing in such a decrepit house?  You see, I am merely scavenging for unique artifacts so I can sell them for a hefty price.  Well, I have lived here for many years now. I know the place well. All that is of value here is a broken vase. Perhaps it is a relic of some sort.  I think you may be right. Its a shame it has been broken under the weight of these ruins. Say, can you web it back together? I have never tried such a thing. I am not sure it will work, but for you my noble friend, I will try.  Excellent! I may even lend you some coin for doing so.  Since you are so fond of making money by exchanging favors, I can guarantee a repaired vase in exchange for killing the rabbit and feeding him to me.  Consider it done. Though I hate to get my hands dirty. It is beneath such a nobleman like myself. 