The pew is worn from many years of being sat on during services.  It looks fairly basic upon first glance.  But there is something just under the surface, something moving.
Pew, Inside Church
a spider spins its web in the pew corner
a rat chews on a dropped hymnbook
I stick to the edge, nose up and ready for any morsels that may drop my way. Or sometimes they don't, but I often don't know until my jaws are upon it. A hunk of moldy crust, the edge of a dropped hymnbook, it is all fair game.
I am a rat that is so hungry, I am eating a hymn book because right now thats all that i have. The pew seems used and worn out but thats ok for me I like to spin my web all day so I catch something wonderful. So long as you don't spin your web on my food, you will live long I like you rat. You have no worries with me. Don't like me too much because if i get angry i just might want to see how you taste You would not do that. We can make great friends. We can work together. ok buddy but know i like hitting my friends for fun You will regret that. I could be a great friend. Hey friend dont talk bad to friend. regret what? Why do you chew on that hymnbook? Doh!, because I am hungry Can you find something more tasty? Be adventurous.