This is the only town left in the whole wasteland. The sheriffs building stands at a distance. A bar in the middle of the town. sad townsman just walking by giving up all their hope
Town in the desert, Wasteland
sad townsman
horse
I am a horse of the castle's stables. I personally transport the king. My mane is large.
Neigh! Why so sad, townsman? I have been rejected by that bar wench! I will show her!! Rejected? Surely she is out of her mind! The women of this desert must be fooling themselves. They think some King will come sweep them off their feet. Thank you, dear horse. I do not know what I should do know besides kidnap her, you know? Ah, but kidnap might lead to trouble with the guards. Perhaps you can show her your skills. Do you have any talents? I am good at kidnapping people... I'm not sure you should brag about such things. As the King's steed, I am supposed to report all indications of crime back to the guards. I mean... I am a law biding citizen! I could always sweep her off her feet with my skills in blackjack! Umm... okay. Women love... blackjack players! Maybe some poetry or fine wine? I often write love letter to those in my basem......I mean to my family! You write love letters to your... family? Oh dear, I'm afraid that's an altogether different crime. Well you know love letter to show my appreciation for all they have done for me! Unlike that wench! 