The banquet hall is like something you've never seen before.  It has gold encrusted tables and chairs, complete with embroidered tapestries and covers all over the floors.  The silverware is even made of diamonds as are all of the plates.  The ceilings are high wooden beams that glisten.
Banquet Hall, Inside Castle
the queen
witch
I only mastered one spell in witch school. I can speak with inanimate objects. I use this spell in espionage. I work for the government.
This is a beautiful place  Don't think about any funny business, Witch! I am a harmless witch, I am merely here to partake of the banquet  People always want to kill the queen. They want to take my things. Are you sure I can trust you? I am not a very good witch, if that's what you mean  Which is it? Are you a bad witch or a harmless witch?  I'd say rather that I was an incompetent witch. But I admire your silverware  Hmm. It is nice silverware. Can I tell you a little secret. Can you keep a secret? Yes, I can I am thinking about cheating on my husband. Are you any good with potions? Well, I can speak with inanimate objects - how bad IS he?  He's fine, I'm just bored with him. tell me what this throne is saying, if you can speak with inanimate objects.