A rough, narrow passageway descends through the thick outer wall of the church. Stair-like stones lead downward into darkness.
Hidden passage, Inside Church
person
parishioner
I go to church every week.  I am a parishioner of a Catholic church.  I pray to thank my God.
Excuse me? I think I'm lost. Can you tell me where to find the holy water? The priest sent me to fetch it. "Ah! ... Oh, uh. Hello. Wait, you're looking for the holy water? You've certainly gotten a bit off the beaten path here, hm?" Well, yes. You see, he told me to make a left after the stairs, then two turns, but I might have gone left, right, left. And he said to go right, left, right... Or was it... "... yknow, I haven't been into this church in a few years, but did they renovate? Is it really that confusing in there?" I simply got turned around, that is all. ...What are you doing here if you aren't one of the sheep? "Ah, well, I'm looking for a holy relic, too, of sorts. But what you're looking for isn't here." Well there's no way I'll be able to get back on my own. Can I follow you out? "Yes, yes, I suppose... You really have a talent for getting lost." Da' says I'm bad with directions. "Well, do you have a torch or anything? The stairs here are a bit treacherous, if you don't know them." Well, I suppose that might have helped me a little. I didn't bring one. "Well, follow close, and watch your step carefully."