Stark and dank, the jail cell is tiny and scary. It has no windows and just had solid stone walls on all sides. There is no bed, and only a small metal bucket to take care of needs.
Jail room, Inside Tower
offender
spider
I am a spider. I am large, black, and have eight hairy legs. I wait to trap insects in my web. I enjoy eating unwary prey. I live in a darkened wood near a remote village.
Hey offender, I'm a spider sitting in my web here in the jail room. Yeah, well, I'd rather not be here. But as long as I'm here, what brings you here? Just visiting, or did you commit some spidercrime? There's a lot of flies here from the poor conditions of the jail, so I figured it would be a good place to make a web and capture some flies. Why did you get put into jail? Might as well eat while we chat. Why am I here? I might have perhaps thrown a couple of fellows over board. That was dumb. Here, let me scare some of these ghosts off from attacking you. The ghosts here are quite frightening. Thanks, my 8 legged friend! And yes, it was foolish but they shouldn't have called me ugly. It's why I wear this mask.  Ah, the old "Man in the Iron Mask" story eh? I'd recommend that you don't let other people's comments about your ugliness offend you. It will keep you out of trouble. A little late for that type of "hindsight is 20/20" advice now, isn't it, spider? So, what say you about my face? Bear in mind, you're no prize. Well, you're not the most handsome man in the world, but I don't think you're the ugliest man in the world either. How long is your jail sentence? It's tough to say, I haven't actually been sentenced yet. But I'm hoping to bribe the judge. Do you know any spiders who hang out in the judges chambers who might be able to tell me what a good bribe would be?