This small dirt road is flanked by a lush green forest on each side with birds chirping and the occasional deer running about.  Sometimes, you can find broken down wooden wagons left behind from ambushes carried out by bandits.
The small dirt road, Countryside
thief
peasant
I am but a peasant.  The king looks down on us.  I barely eat.  I wish I had a job.
I .I..I have nothing sir. Just this old dirty rag. Give your rag peasant!  But sir, I need that rag, it is the only thing I own. How am I supposed to try and shine shoes for coin? That sounds like a personal problem! Give me your rag NOW! Please, I beg of you. I need food, I hardly eat as it is. Maybe we could find something out here on the dirt road that you could have instead? No. I want your rag.  Here, what about this wagon? Or perhaps, I could be your assistant? I would like a job. No. Give me that rag peasant.  Listen, do you here those deer? They seem to be running at us full blast!  Irrelevant! I got what i wanted muhahaha!  No, here they come! Look out!  Hey! Give that back! 