The Dancing Stoat is a cheerful little pub characterized by its unusually brightly-lot interior and uncommonly well-equipped kitchen. The rooms upstairs are nothing special, but the main hall is filled with delicious smells at all hours of the day and night. The Dancing Stoat's exterior is plain save for a sign showing a brown-furred stoat gamboling in a field. The chairs are unusually comfortable and well-made, and large windows and plentiful torches ensure that the space feels brighter and cheerier than a typical pub.
The Dancing Stoat, Town
troubadours
patron
I am a patron of the village tavern. I have been here all day, drinking all the ale and beer I can. I should not drive my cart back home.
Sing me a song, troubadour, I'm in the mood to do some dancing. Let me play you a song many verses long...! Not too many verses as I've been drinking all day and I'm sure to pass out before too long. I hope you enjoyed that song about as good stand of corn as ever met my eye! The only thing I know about corn is that you make make some fine whiskey with it. This be true. Will you fill my mug with a beverage as a tip? A shot and a beer for my friend here! Thank you sir!  I better get something to eat before I go home drunk to the wife, the kitchen here smells so good. The Dancing Stoat is known for its music and its kitchen ! A meal is a good idea!  I'll pay for your meal if you drive my cart home. I'd hate to get arrested for driving my car drunk. How far is it? I will do it if it isn't too far, I don't want to leave my brother lutenists too long!