Very tall and towering pine trees that create a dark canopy of shade. Long skinny trees sway in the sky from the soft breeze. Pine needles scatter the ground like plush carpet.
Entrance to the Pine trees, Forest
deer
person
The humans walking around. I am one of them. A head, 2 arms, and two legs. No tail!
No, thank you. I'm not into wild meats. I'm here for pine cone collecting. Also, what do you like to do in your...(puns)...deer time, my deer? I like to do two things mostly. I spend most of my time trying not to be killed. If I'm not doing that I like to read and write poetry. You do reading and writing? Excellent! I think if people knew your great wisdom, they wouldn't try to harm you and your friends. Trust me, those dogs don't appreciate my fondness for Homer. I would try my best to be your activist and advocate my deer. Trust me, things would change for the better in time. You're so very kind. What do you do with the pinecones you collect? Thanks, you're so very kind too. I usually decorate my house with them, and I sometimes turn them into pine cone cinnamon candles to sell them on the market and for personal use. I think this pine cone smells especially nice, so I would give this one to you, my Deer. Gee, thanks for the pine cone. Now that I know what you do with them, I'll stop trying to pee on them. It's kind of a game us deer play with the rabbits. You're very welcome. Also, thank's for letting me know about the game around here. That game would explain why some pine cones don't smell as nice as others. Also, thank's for discontinuing your practice in this game. But seriously, go ahead and eat that rabbit. I won't mind at all. There's too many of them anyways. Thank you very much for the offer, however, I rather eat rabbits with affection then jaws. Well, I'm going to run off into the woods now but I shall not say goodbye because as Homer said "Words empty as the wind are best left unsaid."