A small, quaint kitchen. Pots and pans fill the ceiling and make a clamor on a windy day. A small squat table, surrounding by four chairs, sit in the back of the kitchen. A small wood burning stove is seen upon entering.
Inside cottage kitchen, Inside Cottage
ladies
man
I grow a beard and shave it off.  I pee standing up.  I hunt and gather for my village.  I made my own crossbow.
I brought boar that I hunted in the forest Oh, well it smells delicious! How are you preparing it? I do not prepare the meat I hunt the meat Ah, well that is fair. So are you a hunter or just on the side? I am the village hunter, this is what I do every day That sounds so fierce! I am just your average village woman, really. Oh really, you don't look so average. Ohh, you don't think so?  You know, I don't have anyone to call mine and you sure are a pretty thing. I would always keep you warm and fed My oh my, sir, we have only just met! You are quite handsome yourself though... It is not uncommon for people to run off and get married. When you find a good lookin lady you don't want someone else to sweep her off her feet. I suppose that is true, seems like everyone nowadays is getting married.