A small, quaint kitchen. Pots and pans fill the ceiling and make a clamor on a windy day. A small squat table, surrounding by four chairs, sit in the back of the kitchen. A small wood burning stove is seen upon entering.
Inside cottage kitchen, Inside Cottage
villager
man
I grow a beard and shave it off.  I pee standing up.  I hunt and gather for my village.  I made my own crossbow.
Say, this village seems quite quaint. Wouldn't you agree? I agree. Have you explored much yet? Unfortunately not, I just arrived a few hours ago. Any good places I should investigate? You must do it quietly but the forest behind here is pretty amazing... I have seen a Unicorn before Wow, a unicorn? I had heard of such legends but never assumed them to be true. Perhaps you would be willing to accompany me on this venture to see it for myself? I can, I just need to tidy a few things up first. Great, let's head out once you are ready I am getting suspicious. Are you a spy sent from the Kingdom?  Now, would a spy do something as ostentatious as this?! I am still not convinced. Find a way to prove yourself.. You may be armed with a pan, but I have a plate and my walking stick! I am not afraid to fight for my honor if that is what you wish, Villager! Not for long.