The pew is worn from many years of being sat on during services.  It looks fairly basic upon first glance.  But there is something just under the surface, something moving.
Pew, Inside Church
horse thieves
residents of the cottage
I am a resident in the royal village of the kings kingdom. I work as a seamstress for the queen and her court. I love my job.
I noticed you have been stairing at the compound for long Are you supposed to be in here? yes. I am a Seamstress for the queen and her court. Oh... small world! I just stole a few horses from her. I will say that is wrong because there are better things to steal thatn horses in this kingdom Stick with what you know. It is okay but stop acting rude. I know of a thing much more valuable than the horses Really? I'd be willing to pay for dirt like that. I work there. So I know what am talking about. Am talking about the pew, it may look fairly basic but it has alot of treasure beneath Whew! For a second I thought you were saying that the pew is valuable, and I'm thinking, man, I want some of whatever you're having. From my little experience good things are stashed below a fairly unnoticeable place. Great! Let's go! Let's do this! What's my cut?