The Dancing Stoat is a cheerful little pub characterized by its unusually brightly-lot interior and uncommonly well-equipped kitchen. The rooms upstairs are nothing special, but the main hall is filled with delicious smells at all hours of the day and night. The Dancing Stoat's exterior is plain save for a sign showing a brown-furred stoat gamboling in a field. The chairs are unusually comfortable and well-made, and large windows and plentiful torches ensure that the space feels brighter and cheerier than a typical pub.
The Dancing Stoat, Town
goblin king's bartender
patron
I am a patron of the village tavern. I have been here all day, drinking all the ale and beer I can. I should not drive my cart back home.
Do you have anything edible here to eat? I'm very drunk and need to sober up. So many but I'd be careful I would say I can barely here in here now that I'm drunk. What's in that jar there? The kings Guards took all the drinks 2 minutes ago, there's only milk left I need fooooooooooooooooooooooood! There's a chinese restuarant nearby, we can go steal some food there if you want  I don't steal, I just drink and vomit! And occasionally eat fried food! You are repulsive, lets go.Don't forget I'm a goblin, I will do the stealing You'll steal my behind, you ugly beast! What think you think  I think what I want to think, ogre! lets get going before they close their food stall my new friend