The wooden shop's walls are adorned with a variety of steel, iron, and bronze knives. They vary in shape and size, with some being curved and others being small enough to conceal.
Knife Seller, Bazaar
soldier
jester
I am funny. I like to entertain people. I work in a royal court.
Many people say that I am a killer at comedy, so we have that in common. Funny. I can barely contain my amusement. What, you don't think it takes talent to be a jester? I think it takes a fool. Oh so I'm the fool. Then why are you the one holding my balls? Do that again, and I will kill you.  Hmm, let' This is not a joke, you fool! I am the king's soldier!  I was just kidding around. take your silly bag back. You need to learn how to relax and have fun. I lost that ability in the last war.  That's not the only thing you lost during the war, we've all heard the stories about your wife. Where did you hear that? 