the hill is a large patch of farming cattle and carrots growing in the grass. The grass is dark green and the hill's soil is moist. There are two black as night cows grazing, carefully avoiding the carrots.
the farmer hill, Outside Cottage
cow
farmers wife
My husband is a nasty, filth encrusted farming savage. He drinks like a fish. He smells of piss. I think he lays with the pigs!
You know, Cow, I think I would rather sleep with you than my husband. Moo Moo... Cows are better than men, right... at least they are more useful... My husband is useless, all right.  I'm pretty sure he loves the pigs more than me. Maybe you should talk to him more.. but I think he becomes a different person after he came home from the war Maybe you're right, I hope he takes a bath soon.  Hey, is there something  wrong with the carrots? Do you mean the carrots in the barrel over here? Yes I think they are fine and yummy... can I have one? of course you can *crunch *crunch.. This is so good. Do you want one? maybe this can help you feel better I would love one.  Thank you very much.  You're such a nice cow. Thank you...  when are we going to plant more carrots? 