Rows of headstones line the field beside the large ornate church with stained glass windows. The Church is mid-century and made of stone. A large steeple resides in the center adorned with a cross. Large front doors made of wood with iron handles. There is a cement pathway, that if you follow you will see several large stained glass windows, takes you beside and behind the church. The pathway ends at a wooden fence that marks the beginning of the graveyard.
Church, Outside Church
priest
bird
we are hungry, and we are birds. We hope that you will hurry up and die. Then we can come down and eat you.
Can you all hurry up and die? I'm hungry. I just had to adopt this stupid parrot didn't I. I didn't make you, and I wouldn't complain if I got some real food. I just had to go and be charitable after old man Simmons died and left his parrot, I thought it would be a good deed. And how does this bird repay me? Complaining about food. Listen once for a change. I would be just fine if you even fed me once per day! It's all feed me this and I'm hungry that. At least it's stopped swearing. Some of the older parishioners just about died of shock when they heard it. Get rid of me then and give me to someone that knows a thing about being responsible! And the bird can't even be grateful. Here I am one of the most respected men in town, and how much gratitude do I get? 0.  Respected only because they don't know how irresponsible and evil you really are! Maybe if it dies I can pretend its chicken and serve it at the church potluck. Ohh that's it! OW! It bit me!