It's dark and only lit by a candle stuck in a small candle holder in each wall. For what it is the room is large with plenty of room. It has a small wooden table off to the left. There's a small window behind overlooking the court yard.
Privy room, Inside Castle
jesters
king
I am the king. I rule this kingdom alongside my wife, the queen. It is my divine right to be the king because my father was the king before me.
Nice to have everyone here to enjoy my bowel movement with me.  I think laughter might help me have a smooth move. shall i open the window and make a royal announcement, or you know just to get some air I prefer to stew in it for a few minutes.  I hope you don't mind.  But please do a little juggling. i can give it a try only got my ball and scepter need a third thing to juggle with, how much does the queen weigh Here take this....oops. Sorry about that.  It is just out of my reach. i think this will look better on top of my head, all hail the new king Here queen Hold this.  Hahahaha, you are soooo funny do more! alright now for the most awesome juggling you have ever seen Ohhh it burns.  What did I eat? i think we need to light a few more of these your highness Please do.  Maybe it is time to open that window. i shall and then for my second attempt at the best juggling you ever saw