The walls are tall and stone. They are coated with colorful tapestries showing the kings of years past. A large stone fireplace across from the bed that is large enough to keep the king warm even on the coldest nights. A double thick wooden door with a large lock on each side of the room.
Kings Bed Room, Inside Castle
the royal dog
queen
I was the daughter of a high ranking nobleman overseas. To make a trade alliance with the King, my parents offered me in marriage. It wasn't my idea, but it has turned out very well. I've produced two living sons as heirs, and the king treats me kindly. I spend my time doing embroidery and talking with my ladies in waiting.
Hello dog, how are you today? My lady - I am hungry, if you please. Have you any scraps?  Ah, that's no good. If I can find any I will give them to you. Actually, I'd prefer a T bone steak if it's all the same to you. May I scratch that tapestry whilst I wait?  I don't think the King would be very happy about that. He will be less happy still when he learns that I just had a pee in that rather fine bed over there  Oh no! Why did you do this, dog?! I'm a DOG, human! And now I prose to scratch that double thick wooden door over there  I'm afraid I can't allow that, dog. And you are smart enough to communicate but not smart enough to pee where you should? I got your attention did you not? Anyway, it's MY bed, not yours. I just let you share it with me  You do no such thing, you sleep on the floor like the inferior creature you are. I sleep in between you! I always have! 