The Shrine of Sretniy, the mischievous weasel god and patron of explorers, detectives, thieves and jokesters, contains a steel statue of the cheerful mustelids deity. It is unusually cute for a serious religious idol. The room is densely filled with offerings of both precious jewelry and shiny but non-expensive objects.
Shrine of Sretniy, Inside Temple
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I officiate over weddings.  I dislike the dark arts.  I perform exorcisms.
Oh weasel god, the cute but serious god that helps with mischeif, let there be safe mischeif tonight. Tell me god-man, why do you choose the weasel god? Surely you are not a thief or jokster  Not any more, but I had my days. More of a jokester than anything I need an extra set of hands for a project I am working on tonight, would you care to help a fellow weasel-brother out? No, no, I am a retired Priest now, you know Sretniy is about exploring and detecting too, not just about theiving. I see, tell me more about your history.  You have a lot of experience written on your face I think I just perform a lot of exercisims these days, you know there are a lot of demons out there. How does one go about finding a demon? Or hiding the fact that they are a demon? You can't really hide it, the demon controls the person, the person doesn't usually know at all, demons can only exist here with a host. Are you currently tracking any demons?  I sure hope there aren't any of those nasty things around here, I hate confrontation  Last one I saw I cast out last week, I usually get one once or twice a month. That is fascinating. I am a thief myself, do demons have anything of value that I may steal?