The fitting rooms are small, with a few chairs and a mirror. The chairs give an aura of mystery and wonder. They are a dark blue... that seems to glow green. You have a brief compulsion to grab one and take it home with you, but you quickly regain your wits. The mirror is oak wood and the mirror itself is very sleek and shiny. It looks quite important.
fitting room, Bazaar
owner
dog
I am a dog on a small farm.  I help my master hunt for food.  I protect the house from intruders and other animals.
Bad conversationalist. What's up with these chairs? They got a groovy thing happenin'. I'm inclined to snatch one and tkae it I wasn't expecting a conversation with a dog... I take my comment back.  Wait, but I'm still a good dog, right? At the moment, you seem like a snarky dog. You can prove yourself a good dog if you run those useless soldiers off my land.  Firstly, I'm more of a herder so uuh, I'm a gatherer. I'm not much of a "guard dog" type. I'm more of a "brought you fine dead cat" type as well, though This isn't going to do me any good, but thanks.  Any time, so tell me man. This snazzy chair. Why does it shimmer so? I don't know. I'm wondering the exact same thing except about this mirror. It almost speaks to me... Oooh, spooky. What does it say? I said almost, so nothing actually. I really want to take it though.  I was hoping we'd get into some trouble. This is gonna require a lot of brain and a lot of brawn. Luckily for you, I'm loaded with both I don't want any trouble. I just want those soldiers off my land. They are ruining my crops! That is my family's survival! 