The kitchens of the tower are a giant kabob of tables and cans of herbs and various condiments. Some VERY fresh meats are found here as well. So fresh they are... well, alive. You see holding cells for various fowl and beast in a pen in the room. The smell is not very pleasant, but the food generally tastes a lot better.
kitchens, Inside Tower
king
maid
I am a a maid in the Queen's chambers. I dust the furniture and wash her linens daily. I envy the Queen's wealth and admire her beauty. I desire to be just like her someday. I practice my cruelty on the other maid servants in the castle.
Sir, we have an exquisite duck from last night's hunt, served with fine white wine. Will that suffice?  I am expected guests tonight. I believe a sauce for the duck is appropriate. Certainly, duck sauce cooked to perfection will be served! How many guests are you expecting, so we can plan accordingly?  I am expecting the regent of the neighboring kingdom and his entourage - 14 guests. That is quite the delegation! We will make sure everything is fresh and seasoned to your liking.  In fact, they should be arriving shortly. But, but.. the duck isn't ready yet! We still have one hour to go.  And for dessert? Minced mouse pie with elderberries. Just as you requested!  I am simply curious your plans for dessert. It need not be ready now. Of course, our appetizers of boiled eggs with creamy lizard sauce are ready on the table Maid, did I mishear you? Did you say that the pie would be made of mice?