Many books and religious idols litter the chamber. A squat chair with a high back sits at an ornate desk. A cup of holy water lies on the desk. Bookshelves line the entire chamber with religious texts.
High Priest Chamber, Inside Church
a spider
a high priest
These fools will do anything I command them too!  I need a sacrifice of blood.  I need to cleanse during the full moon.
A spider!  You wouldn't happen to know where I can aquire large quantities of blood for sacrifice would you? I wouldn't know Priest. But why do you ask? Some of these ancient texts might contain the answer.  You see dear spider, during the full moon is when I conduct my cleansing ritual.  It calm's the soul, de-ages the skin, improves memory, but most of all it requires ever so much blood!  And I am at a loss of where to find some! Perhaps you can trick the ritual gods by using juiced elderberry instead of blood. Its far easier to find those berries than to find.. that much blood.  Here you go most blessed spider - if your spider magic is of any use to us, see what you can do with the elderberry.  I shall require at least 80 pints of blood, or a suitably similar blood-like substance. I shall muster my spider magic, but first, what do I get in return old Priest?  Take this, the sacred necklace of the demon Holga-Bazur!  It will allow you to double in size, and become more fearsome than ever before! You mean the Holga-Bazur himself?! Surely not! I am amazed at your resourcefulness. Now I must repay you with spider magic!  Thank you Spider!  You are the greatest spider-friend a High Priest could ever hope for!  It will be so relaxing to once again bathe in the blood of the innocent - or at least the elderberry juice of the garden! Now watch as I summon thousands years old spirits to cast a magnificent web over the altar. Make sure to begin crushing the elderberries in your palm. Yes, I shall crush the elderberries with the might of the very Gods themselves!  By Zathunial I smite thee berry of the Eldar!  By Gramthar's might I crush thee healthy snack!  By Nettlebottom's salty teat I smush thee cavity maker! Yes, I can feel it. Its in the air! The Gods have been tricked into submission. Go ahead and cast your evil wishes, Priest! 