Dark and musty, the Wizard's Quarters are filled with ancient tomes and mysterious items.  Scrolls and jars of mysterious reagents line the walls of the Wizard's Quarters, and magical lights flicker with a mysterious green flame.
Wizard's Quarters, Outside Tower
enigmatic wizard
roach
I am a roach living under the floor. I fancy going out at night. Avoiding shoe bottoms is my daily life.
I did not see you either, for you are so enigmatic.  Ahhh!  Then it is quite fortuitous that we've met!  If only I could remember the right spell...how much do you know of magic? I'm a roach. I will give you  three guesses.  You could probably make better sense of this than I do.  Lumine!  *sets his wand on fire* Ouch! You know the last time I was in close proximity to one of these it squashed my sister in law, right?  Oh dear.  I'm not in the habit of killing you creatures, you breathe same as I do.  I'm sorry about your sister-in-law. It's alright, she was a cow  My ex-wife was much the same.  Sadly - or not, either way - she got in the way of one of my spells downstairs and *poof!* she was gone! It seems like every spell I cast sets things on fire! Well they know what you say about us roaches - we're pretty much indestrutible. Except for my sister in law, but she was a cow.  I agree - you must be nigh on indestructible to live here - I've set everything on fire in here at least twice! Not that there scroll, I trust?  After a certain point, all the scrolls look alike.  But I don't think I've torched that one yet.