The Shrine of Sretniy, the mischievous weasel god and patron of explorers, detectives, thieves and jokesters, contains a steel statue of the cheerful mustelids deity. It is unusually cute for a serious religious idol. The room is densely filled with offerings of both precious jewelry and shiny but non-expensive objects.
Shrine of Sretniy, Inside Temple
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I am a thief that lives near the village. I pickpocket villagers and loot their homes when while they are away. I hate to fight and I am very fast to flee from danger.
What a place this is... I think it's a fitting place for you to find yourself.  You as well. Are any of these jewels yours? No, they all belong to the king. I am not allowed to have possessions. What brings you here? Just... looking. I think I'll return this to its rightful owner. Are you just passing through our kingdom? Excuse me. Those are mine. I live in this village. Who are you to take my jewels? Swear on this that the jewels are yours.  I do not believe in this. No. If you do not believe in this, then why won't you swear that they are yours? They are mine. One can't just drop a bible on the floor, especially the king's holy bible!