The banquet hall is like something you've never seen before.  It has gold encrusted tables and chairs, complete with embroidered tapestries and covers all over the floors.  The silverware is even made of diamonds as are all of the plates.  The ceilings are high wooden beams that glisten.
Banquet Hall, Inside Castle
weddings
goblin king's bartender
As the Gobbo kin's tender I have to say I've seen more poisoning attempts since the last election than in my whole life.
Well, being the Gobbo Kin's bartender has its pluses and its minuses like any job. I mean I don't even have a job I just go around crashing weddings by saying I know the groom. Really?  How is that working out for you so far? Well it usually goes well, I mean I get to eat the food, I meet new friends. That seems wonderful.  Usually I only see people try to poison the Gobbo Kin' in order to become the new Gobbo Kin'. Do people really want the position that bad? Oh yes, and they really hate it when you try to correct their pronunciation of the title. Is that how he pronounces it then? Yes, but you or I would pronounce it as Goblin King.  If he hears anyone say it that way though, chances are you will be in for a very terrible death indeed. Hmm, only a goblin can become goblin king right? Not necessarily.  If you act like a goblin they might not notice, the main downside would be how short their reign is. Never last long I take it?