The church pews fill the church as far as the eye can see. They are made of wood, harvested from ancient trees long ago. They gleam with the look of tender love and care, since they are polished after each ceremony.
Beside church pews, Inside Church
follower
founder
We are the benevolent Founders of GloopdeGloo. Confident in our success, we need no outside advice, but we really can't do anything at all for ourselves. We require many acolytes to do our bidding, insufferable incompetents that we are!
Yes dear follower!  We need many more acolytes to truly expand into this world! I am armored and knighted...I am not able to be your man.  Was there a disturbance? Only a disturbance of the faith!  Did you know that out of the entire Population of Chesterwick, only 3% follow our order? I have been following the knights my whole life since I was 12 years old with my father.  There's nothing else I know.   Dear follower, perhaps you could travel to the local taverns and force some of the local drunkards to join our cult?  I could really use more people to command, especially as there are ever so many tasks that I really don't feel like doing myself. I would be happy to help.  What shall I tell them to bring them here? Tell them they will be working to further the Glory of the Light!  Whether it be cleaning chamber pots, cooking meals, or trimming my toenails, they should take comfort in the knowledge that they are serving a higher calling, a nobler purpose than even their dreams could imagine.  That sounds most persuasive!  I will tell them food is involved and then they will come with me. I can leave out the part that they will be cooking it!  Ha ha ha!  Truly friend, you are worthy of being a member of the high circle!  You really get me, you know that?  It brings tears of happiness to think of all the great things we will be able to accomplish with these acolytes! Then maybe I should try on the robes and see if they fit.  This life is sounding better and more fulfilling by the moment! Here, you will need my gold-laced slippers - they really make an impression. Thank you!  Most kind of you to let me try them. Hey, we have the same shoe size!  How soon could I start?  Would I have a group of acolytes below me?