Near the top of the mountain is a beautiful waterfall. It falls down many many feet to a beautiful lake. It is very loud and very majestic. It sparkles in the sun.
waterfall, Mountain
midget
angel
I am second to god. I have a halo. I have wings. My harp breaks eyes.
Yes, second only to God.  And who might you be? I am, quite literally a lowly man. Well, why have you come to my mountain? I wanted to wash my feet in this waterfall. Please don't, it will cause god to be upset.  I probably don't need to say this - but you won't like him when he's angry. ahh, I am glad you said something...tell me, do midgets go to Heaven? Yes . . . height matters not. Well, in that case, I surely hope I get there.  Have you committed any sins which might cause you to question your salvation? I thinketh not, and I can only beg for forgiveness if I have. Well, you should probably be fine then.  When I judge souls, I only judge the dead - the living always have a chance at redemption. I am glad you said that.