A largest trash heap in the kingdom has been burned out so many times that it no longer resembles anything but a sturdy pile of refuse.  It stands 11 feet tall and 35 feet across and front to back sloping gently on all sides to the ground.  The only recognizable objects in the pile are the fresh items that have been thrown upon the stack, which are, a wooden chair with one leg broken, a crossbow with no string, and a rag doll with the head detached.
Trash Heap, Wasteland
person
guard
I am a king's guard in the royal palace. I am fighting against the army trying to overthrow the king. I am a guard who has pledge my life to defend the king.
Do you pledge your life to the king? Are you a loyal subject, or a traitor? I am nothing. I have no home or anything. I am very sorry, but it is said the king provides for all that are loyal to him. That is why I would give my life for him! How could I be loyal to the king who does not take care of people like me? I once was loyal to the King as a successful merchant then my livelihood was stolen, and the King did not care! The king pays guards, and if I had been there I would have gladly protected you. But with these words, I do not know if I can trust your loyalty to the king! I tell you! I once was but no longer am because he did me wrong. This will soon be you if you do not pledge your loyalty now. You will become one with the trash heap, I say! If I receive nothing then I am better off dead! Hah! Words of a pathetic revolutionary... I hope you mean them! Have at it! You have called my bluff, for the crossbow has no string, but behold my fist! You are foolish!