A lavish town full of stone buildings, most of which are two or 3 stories. They have ornate tin gutter fixtures with the water seeming to pour from the mouths of different animals. They almost all have wooden plaques next to the doors describing the nature of their business. the buildings are almost touching eachother, and the narrow streets are so filled with people, donkeys pulling carts, and unruly children its near impossible to walk by without bumping into something.
Town center, Town
queen
king
I am a king of the whole empire. I give rules and pursuit them. I am brave and fearless.
Im sorry but we need to be here. Merchant! Give me your finest wine! Now, fool! I must alter my consciousness to survive this place! Oh honey, please do not cause a seen again. We will leave soon I promise! fine. What are we doing again? We have to go find the town wizard for him to make us a love spell so we can finally have an heir to the crown.  Darling, I'm not sure that even a wizard can cure your...male inadequacies.  I mean... Its worth a try right? What else do you expect me to do?! Of course, you are right. Though there is always adoption? Adoption!? What lowly soul would be worthy of adoption from us?! Or, perhaps there is another way. Merchant! Like what you see? WHAT! How dare you! Merchant, look away or I will have you executed! Oh, my. I am so embarrassed. What was in that wine?