A hidden room, the Gold Room is adorned with gold candle fixtures on either side, and a gold plated wooden table in the center. Riches lay all around the room and on top of the table. Here can be found the crowns of past kings and the royalty of conquered nations.
Gold Room, Inside Tower
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a rat chews on a dropped hymnbook
I stick to the edge, nose up and ready for any morsels that may drop my way. Or sometimes they don't, but I often don't know until my jaws are upon it. A hunk of moldy crust, the edge of a dropped hymnbook, it is all fair game.
Hmmm, nomnomnom. GULP. Get out of here! Leave me be! I ain't hurting anything. No rats in the Gold Room.  Leave at once. But that gold plated wooden table tastes soooo good. You should probably replace the legs soon though. I will not reason with a rat. Be gone. *scurrys around to the crowns* Well I will not reason with you either.  Touch the crowns and die, rat. If I touch the crown, you might die. HAHAHA What a nasty rat you are.   Hey no need for that. Have you looked in the mirror as of late? Besides, anything that fall to the ground is fair game mate. Wait...a talking rat?  Can you sing?  The king would love that.