This dock has seen better days.  It is wobbly and broken in areas.  There are holes through to the ocean below if you are not careful.  It is covered with every means of trash.
Dock at the Port, Port
pirate
guard
I am one of the royal guards. I protect the castle and my king from threats. No one will enter the castle on my watch.
Enjoyment comes second to duty. I don't think much of it. Funny, I could tell you're the type that doesn't think much. It is an honor to serve as a royal guard, a foreign concept to the average pirate no doubt. One, I'm much more than average. Two, it would be an honor to teach you some respect. Very well then. Show me your claim to fame. Which of these ships is yours? The one that's big and beautiful, like me. No name for your prized vessel? As a matter of fact, her name is Big and Beautiful. What can I say, I'm the subtle type. Subtile AND humble, a model pirate if I've ever met one. You makin fun of me? And intelligent to boot! Consider me impressed Pirate Captain... Captain... What was your name again? See, now I'm insulted. Remember that respect thing I mentioned? Here's lesson the first.