A small, quaint kitchen. Pots and pans fill the ceiling and make a clamor on a windy day. A small squat table, surrounding by four chairs, sit in the back of the kitchen. A small wood burning stove is seen upon entering.
Inside cottage kitchen, Inside Cottage
ladies
villager
I live in a very old village on the bad side of the country. The villagers are nice where I live but we get a bad reputation. The forest behind my village is known to have magical creatures in it. I know the villagers are not allowed in the forest but we want to explore and find something new.
Crumpets here too! And where might these crumpets be located? In the pan. They smell burnt. Burnt crumpets?  Well this is absolutely intolerable!  I demand to see the cook this instant! Take these and show them to the cook. Then send the cook to me! I'll have you know I am a lady!  I have never handled a pan in my life - how very dare you sir to presume I am but a common wench! Oh, bother. I'm leaving this wretched place. Into the forest I go. You come back here this instant!  Handing me a pan with burnt crumpets? GUARDS!  ARREST THIS MAN! The forest looks beautiful from here. Catch me if you can! CRUMPET THIEF! No need for these garments when avoiding magical creatures. Ta-ta! All I see are the rags of a peasant!  Madman!