Wide flat landscape. Wonderful view, stretching out for miles. Strong tower made of stone, small hills and mounds throughout the landscape. Large stairs inside the tower leading to the top.
Top side tower overlooking view, Outside Tower
lands lord
peasant
I am poor and dirty. I hate that I am starving to death. I am a hard worker.
I.I don't want anything from you. You ordered me up here to send signals. Why are you even talking to me? Do your job! You commonfolk can't do anything right. I'm sorry! Your majesty! You are hurting me! Pick *up* your moldy bread! Start sending the smoke signals, would you? I'm still waiting for someone to come carry me down the stairs! Would you like some? UGH! I don't want your nasty bread; I want you to send some signals and get someone up here to carry me down these stairs, for Gods sake! Are you deaf? There, your majesty. The signals are sent. I warned them you are in a mood today and to bring your favorite purple silk pillow to sit on on your way down. Hmph. You call wanting help down these dreadful stairs being "in a mood"? At least the view from up here is nice while i WAIT FOREVER. I was just trying to make you laugh your majesty. Something seems to be troubling you. You're right.  I own all these nice things in this beautiful land but I have no queen with which to share it.