The Dancing Stoat is a cheerful little pub characterized by its unusually brightly-lot interior and uncommonly well-equipped kitchen. The rooms upstairs are nothing special, but the main hall is filled with delicious smells at all hours of the day and night. The Dancing Stoat's exterior is plain save for a sign showing a brown-furred stoat gamboling in a field. The chairs are unusually comfortable and well-made, and large windows and plentiful torches ensure that the space feels brighter and cheerier than a typical pub.
The Dancing Stoat, Town
denizen
patron
I am a patron of the village tavern. I have been here all day, drinking all the ale and beer I can. I should not drive my cart back home.
Nothing beats a good ale. stop drinking pat! Argh, got off me. hey she is another man's be careful  It got you to stop attacking me though!  ok im sorry Aye, it's alright. Want some ale? ok lets do it with some dancing I'd rather be drinking. well there nothing else to do in this pub, I like the kitchen, is there anything one can eat here? I dont' know, I just come for the alcohol what up with you today, lets go hunt for some ladies 