The dining room holds a gleaming, gilded wooden table that can seat 100! There are gilded mirrors on the walls, and hundreds of candles, which are lit every night. There is a large handmade rug on the floor and tapestries lining the walls depicting past royalty.
Dining Hall, Inside Castle
servant
king
I am the king. I rule this kingdom alongside my wife, the queen. It is my divine right to be the king because my father was the king before me.
why so? The smell of soap makes me sneeze, and I'm around it all day and night, sir. Thats not a good reason my friend. Do you disobey the king? that soup is my favorite Yes, sir it is not a good reason if you say so. Would you like for me to fetch you more soup? I will think about it and see if i can send you to work in the toilet since you don't like the kitchen Thank you, my king. I am grateful for your kind gesture. ok my friend since you are humble I will send you to a much better place. You will work in my massage room with alll my beautiful girls  Thank you, sir. I can assure you that you will not regret this decision. Just be a good boy and don't impregnate my massage girls Yes, my king. I will do as you say. Would you like for me to light these hundreds of candles for the night? yes but I don't trust you, I think I will castrate you so you don't betray me Please reconsider, sir. I have obeyed you thus far and will continue to do as you ask.