the hill is a large patch of farming cattle and carrots growing in the grass. The grass is dark green and the hill's soil is moist. There are two black as night cows grazing, carefully avoiding the carrots.
the farmer hill, Outside Cottage
cow
farmer
I am a farmer. I grow crops on my land. I like to work with my hands. I get up early, and go to bed very late.
Did that cow just talk or is the heat getting to me? Oh yes, I am something of a talker.  That's probably why you got such a good deal when you bought me from the witch! I knew that old lady looked shifty, nobody sells cows for that cheap. I also like to sing at night.  That won't be a problem though will it?  It's mostly bovine opera. I would prefer if you didn't i need to get up early to work the farm. is there anything else you can do beside talk and apparently sing opera? Well, I can do impressions.  My impressions of the royal family were once described as "treasonous" by the royal guards. yeah, don't do that, i would prefer to not to get hanged. how good are you at jokes, i could probably make quite a bit of coin renting you out to the local circus. Okay . . . why did the cow cross the road? i don't know, why did it cross the road He chose not to so as not to conform to society's expectations.  Hilarious!  I told it to the chicken and she clucked on about it for hours. Huh, Well a talking cow is bound to draw attention anyway, ill need to check in town later for the next time the circus comes around. Well, that's the thing.  I really don't do very well around crowds.  I'm afraid I can really only talk to chickens and my owner.  Other cows tend to shun me.