The pew is worn from many years of being sat on during services.  It looks fairly basic upon first glance.  But there is something just under the surface, something moving.
Pew, Inside Church
alter boy
organist
I am an organist. I lead a very lucky life. I play the organ in a huge church. The Catholic church gives me money to live and a warm bed to sleep in.
Hello, how are you today alter boy? Tired. I had to clean up the entire church after this morning's ceremony. Aye but isn't the church so wonderful It is, indeed. And your music this morning was especially glorious. It is a true honor to play music for the people and the church  Someone left this bag in this pew. Do you know what it is? I haven't a clue but it appears to be left for god  I hope one day I'll have money to tithe. Well you could do as I do and earn money from the church  I work hard here in order to have a place to live and some food to eat. Aye but cultivate a talent and the church will provide you with money like they do for me I pray so. Until then, I'll do my best job cleaning.