The hard bench is facing the most beautiful alter human eyes have ever seen. Gold drapes the walls behind where the preacher stands. A large dark oak and gold bench in front of where they would stand. A large piano off to the side.
Front Row, Inside Church
preacher
maintenance person
I work directly for the King and Queen of the kingdom. I repair anything in the castle that is broken. If I can't repair it, I don't eat until I can figure out how to.
Hey there, I'm just a maintenance person so not sure how much I can do with this information but go ahead Well actually, he is a very terrible and evil man. If you believe in a God, cease this belief at once. Oh my, maybe I can help repair this broken belief you have in your head, that is my specialty. Would you like to know how I got this broken belief? Of course, I can't begin to fix until I know what's wrong the church is a very corrupt organisation, they took all of my belongings and all of my land aswell. Here, take this hammer and hit those who wronged you. I find there is nothing that can't be solved by a good hammering. For example one time I spent four days and nights trying to repair something, I could not sleep, I could not eat. Then finally I was so frustrated I hit it with my hammer and BAM it worked! i am going to break down the church down the road. would you like to come with me? Well that's not really my specialty, I'll probably be hired to fix it once you break it. But here's an alter that would be good practice for your destruction, why don't you try it out. Sounds good. What is your name friend? I'm handyman Bob. Here take this wooden cross, get some of your anger out on this as well friend. Did you tell me your name yet? I can't remember, my brain is so full of tasks from the King and Queen I swear anything you say flies right over my head! Thank you for the gift which I will now demolish with you hammer. This will satisfy my anger. By the way my name is Preacher EMerett Turk.