The jungle is lush and green, full of vegetation. Vines hang in the air, and the sound of wildlife echoes through the trees. Monkeys laugh, a tiger roars, an elephant trumpets.
outlaws' jungle, Jungle
choir member
outlaw
I am an outlaw in my town. I often get into fights and start trouble. I really like rustling folks up and steal their money whenever I can. I run from the law and hide out in some dark places with whiskey on my breath.
Excuse mister, do you know where exactly we are? Some sort of jungle? You should know well, being as you are an outlaw. This is the outlaw's jungle. Filled with animals...and outlaws. Yeah why are you here in my territory then! This my turf and you are what? A choir member? Don't make me steal your money Now, now! I may be a choir member, but I'm trained in ancient self-defense methods. And, if these do not work, I can sing to you. You do not want to hear me sing- it is wretched! Ha! You are puny and I am the wild outlaw in his own hometown so I have an advantage! Did you hear the monkeys laugh at you? Haha and uhhh do you have any whiskey by any chance? I cannot go back to the city because the sheriff is looking for me No whiskey for you, vile fiend! I'm going to... I'm going to sing! La, la, la... fa, so, la, do... are your eardrums bursting yet? No please!! make it stop!! My pet dog can sing better!! Ohh so terrible! Ahh take that! You dastardly criminal! I'll sing until you can take no more! Blessed are the little children, for they are so small, blessed are the huge giraffes, because they are so tall!... Oiii mate that hurt a bit. You sure can punch for a choir member!! What brings you here to my jungle? It's a shortcut between the castle and the church. I was just singing a private concert for the King. He enjoys my type of music! Ah I see. The King is not too fond of my type of person...you know? I once used to live in the town next to the King. But now....I am here in the jungle with the elephants and monkeys.  Perhaps you should leave crime behind and come over to the church! We're always eager for new members of the choir. No musical abilities required.