Your senses are met with the dank moisture of a secret tunnel. The stony walls are full of lichen and cave moss. Stalactites and stalagmites pepper the small channel, which bleeds in a pinpoint light from a far off point. The chill air of the King's forest whistles through the tunnel interior.
Secret tunnel, Cave
guard
servant
I am a servant in a large house. I clean dishes and help the rich people get dressed. I live under the house in a cozy little room and I have lots to eat. My job is pretty good.
hello guard What are you doing here? I'm not sure, the last thing I knew I was in the King's massage parlous. I just woke up down here It's my duty to protect the king, so i think you should leave If you love the king so much why don't you just marry him? We are secretly married.  you are so brave, however I am wearing a wire for the Queen. She will be outraged, but also slightly aroused as she's quite kinky. Oh cool, we can all go back to the massage parlour then i guess excelsior!!!!!!! I just got paid yesterday so it's on me. Rub and tugs for all Let's start taking clothes off now it's my shoe now, I'm taking this as a reminder and also to wear as a jock for my servant league hockey game at the weekend That...is an odd place to wear it but whatever. I'll be sure to come watch you play big boy 