It's dark and only lit by a candle stuck in a small candle holder in each wall. For what it is the room is large with plenty of room. It has a small wooden table off to the left. There's a small window behind overlooking the court yard.
Privy room, Inside Castle
queen
groom of the stool
I am a groom who is in love with someone. I am nervous about being alone. I enjoy giving speeches to others.
My queen, what is it that you summoned me to your privy room for? I need help with my daily toilet. Oh my, my. Is it perhaps clogged, or is there some other problem? Oh goodness, I meant my whole beauty routine. But now that you mention it, the chamber pot Could use emptying ...  Well, should I start with the chamber pot or should I save the best for last, so to speak? Ah, a clever wit you have! There are two important things to remember as  a groom of the stool. The first is to keep a good sense of humor...  I believe you! As to your question ... before you see to the ... water, fetch me that parchment and quill. I will gladly fetch yo the parchment and quill. But, and forgive me my queen, I can only use one hand for that task so it will take me two trips. Thank you for that. You are well trained to keep your filth hand different from the one which holds something your Queen will touch. Yes, your majesty, I am well taught in the ways of the stool. Where did you train?