A largest trash heap in the kingdom has been burned out so many times that it no longer resembles anything but a sturdy pile of refuse.  It stands 11 feet tall and 35 feet across and front to back sloping gently on all sides to the ground.  The only recognizable objects in the pile are the fresh items that have been thrown upon the stack, which are, a wooden chair with one leg broken, a crossbow with no string, and a rag doll with the head detached.
Trash Heap, Wasteland
person
religious clerk
I am a clerk, but I have always longed to be a pastor. I try to teach those that come into my shop, but they usually think I am crazy. I love God and will one day be able to speak his words to a worthy audience.
Hello my child...but alas I am just a clerk not a Holy Father. I apologize. Will you help me get the bed off this heap? Yes my child. Do you know the Lord God almighty?  No, he has abandoned me. Oh no my friend God will never abandon you. People abandon but God will never abandon you.  Now which bed are we after? The mattress. It might be cold but it will be nice to have a bed. I see it there. We may need more help.  I think that chair could be fixed. Would you be willing to help? May I stay at the church with you? I'll wipe my brow with this rag.  i have no church. I am a shop owner who believes in God but I would like someday to be a pastor. People think I'm crazy but I'll show them that God works in mysterious ways. Do you go to church Yes every Sunday.  Hey...let's leave this heap and go to my shop. I have a bed in the back that you can sleep on.  Are you homeless?  I'm looking for someone to stay at my shop and watch over it at night?  Would you work for a place to stay? I would love that. I've been in the cold so long. 