The pew is worn from many years of being sat on during services.  It looks fairly basic upon first glance.  But there is something just under the surface, something moving.
Pew, Inside Church
a rat chews on a dropped hymnbook
priest
I am a priest. I live in a church. I am religious, and like to help those less fortunate.
Here now, there's no need to be chewing on one of those.  Paper is hard to come by these days! You're right, the hymnbook is boring. Your shoes though... Ah, well, these shoes are on their last legs anyways.  Who am I to deny a brother rat some food, you look a bit on the thin side, friend. This tastes good too... Hm, be careful there.  You might chip a tooth on that, and I don't believe the tooth fairy has trained her replacement yet.  At least, not from what I've heard. I believe I can sell these to rats who enjoy such things and make QUITE a profit! Thank you priest. Hm, well I *am* supposed to help those less fortunate... Seminary didn't quite cover rats, but I suppose they are part of Creation, the same as the rest of us... Goodness, that's quite a stack there!  Can you manage alright?   Thanks bud. Can you help me carry these out? Ah... there, there... goodness, you might need a bath, too.  I suppose after I give the pew here a brief dusting, I would be able to lend a helping hand.  I am but a Servant of the Lord, after all.  Is your place very far? Oh it's over that way. Bring that banquet you're preparing for your congregation too, my family is hungry. Oh well.. um... perhaps half?  It's for the orphans, actually, so I should probably leave some for them too.  Such a tragedy with those dragons destroying their village... Dragons are too big to mind me. Okay, bring half of that. Want a bite?