The Paladins' Memorial Chapel is dominated by ornate mosaics made of thousands of tiny colored tiles in bright, vibrant colors which depict the heroic exploits of the Church's Paladins, including both victorious and tragic ones. The mosaics do not shy away from depicting bloodshed and gore. At the center is the shrine, which doubles as the Sarcophagus of the first Great Paladin. The chapel is always filled with white roses, which are reserved solely for the funerals of Paladins.
Paladins' Memorial Chapel, Inside Church
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local merchant
I am a local merchant.  I set up my wares in the town center.  People shopping in the market buy trinkets from me.
Yep, praise the lord and God and all that... amen... say, seen anything shiny that might be worth a coin or two? Well, there is the cross of Saint Dwyfed. Lovely, that'll do perfect, thankyou. Anything else? I might be careful with that, each time that cross has left the chapel, the thief's manhood shriveled, and it was promptly returned. Manhood... shriveled? Well, I guess that's one way to make sure no-one steals something from you. How much do you want to bet a eunuch ends up getting away with it? Well, that did happen once!  Happily he was struck by lightning shortly afterwards.  The shrine next door commemorates how the cross survived unscathed. Struck by lightning?! WOAH. This chapel is CRAZY. Well, it is the Paladin's Memorial Chapel - the Paladins of the Lightning God if we're being specific. LIGHTNING GOD?! Okay, that is badass. Yeah, he's the god of smiting - and unlike other gods, it seems that not only does he take his job seriously, but he really seems to enjoy his work. Well, I can respect that, and I will do my best to avoid his wrath. Appreciate the little history lesson, sir. The shrine of the Weasel God might be easier pickings?  No one really knows what he stands for.