This tub has powerful jets which gently massage your back and shoulders as you lay back in them. It's deep enough to cover your entire body with water, but no too deep that you feel like you are swimming. There is also a handy shelf upon which to place a book or drink.
Tub, Inside Tower
subject
king
I am a king of the whole empire. I give rules and pursuit them. I am brave and fearless.
Another glass of mead. Thank you! Certainly, right away sire! Put this somewhere while I bath, servant. Someone tell me a joke. Yes, I will make sure to place it somewhere safe. Joke? You know any? I cannot say I know any jokes that would be befitting of your majesty. Have you any hidden talents? Entertain your king! I can juggle somewhat? Yes! Let's see that.  -begins juggling a pitcher, a scroll and a pitcher of water- Wow! You are really good at that. Maybe you should think of applying for court jester!  Does it come with a raise?