The entrance to the church can only be described as a bit scary.  It is overgrown with mosses and weeds.  It has not been taken care of and is a mixture of wood and stone.  It is dirty, and things live here.
Entrance to church, Outside Church
trolls
zombie
I was once dead.  I have come to life. I am feared by children.
Hrrrggrm, I need fresh meat.  Who are you? How dare you come near harassing and looking for food! There is no meat to be found here, and you surely are not getting me. I eat only human meat. You do not look human to me, strange creature! I am not human! But how could I standby and allow you to eat the humans close by? Grrww. Do not get in my way, foul creature. I'm starving!  Here, eat this weed. It is special and will satisfy your craving for human flesh. It is infused to taste like what you need.  Hmmph, you better not me tricking me! I have no patience for games. Try and tell me what you think...  It tastes like nothing to me. I think I will take my fill of human now. Preferably a succulent child.  You shall not pass me. You do not know who you are dealing with, and everyone around here knows not to harass and make the troll angry! You cannot kill me, beast. I am immortal.  What better way to kill an immortal than to get an immortal to kill you on his own. The ghost here will attack!