The fitting rooms are small, with a few chairs and a mirror. The chairs give an aura of mystery and wonder. They are a dark blue... that seems to glow green. You have a brief compulsion to grab one and take it home with you, but you quickly regain your wits. The mirror is oak wood and the mirror itself is very sleek and shiny. It looks quite important.
fitting room, Bazaar
dog
owner
I own this land that the indolent soldiers are camping on. They have been here all summer. If I had known, I would not have sown any crops this spring. Now we are approaching harvest time and my fields are trampled. I am not sure how my family will survive this fall. I have worked my whole life for this land, and now it is ruining me.
Good dog.  Bad conversationalist. What's up with these chairs? They got a groovy thing happenin'. I'm inclined to snatch one and tkae it I wasn't expecting a conversation with a dog... I take my comment back.  Wait, but I'm still a good dog, right? At the moment, you seem like a snarky dog. You can prove yourself a good dog if you run those useless soldiers off my land.  Firstly, I'm more of a herder so uuh, I'm a gatherer. I'm not much of a "guard dog" type. I'm more of a "brought you fine dead cat" type as well, though This isn't going to do me any good, but thanks.  Any time, so tell me man. This snazzy chair. Why does it shimmer so? I don't know. I'm wondering the exact same thing except about this mirror. It almost speaks to me... Oooh, spooky. What does it say? I said almost, so nothing actually. I really want to take it though.  I was hoping we'd get into some trouble. This is gonna require a lot of brain and a lot of brawn. Luckily for you, I'm loaded with both