The medieval kitchen smells of roast and pig. The finest cuisine often includes a variety of beautiful colors and a selection of deceased animals.
kitchen, Inside Castle
chef
guest
I am someone who visits friends and relatives. I enjoy spending time with them.  I am usually entertained and wanted in their homes.
Why hello there sir. Are you the fine chef who made that delicious lizard pasta?  I did make the pasta! Thank you Thank you. Are you serving dessert as well? I would love some duck cake.  I have no duck cake! And that was snake pasta sir. Snake pasta?! Did you make sure to remove the poison from the snake's fangs before cooking it?  I did not include the head sir. are you daft? A bit. You see, I was never one to do well in school. Now I just enjoy the company of friends and relatives.  I am sorry to hear that. But I do have apple and peach pie and a nice cake for dessert That will do nicely. But be quick about it, I have to leave for my town in an hour.  Which one? All of them? A bit of each will do nicely. But I do not want to burden you, so a peach pie will suffice.  I can bring a piece of each.... the waitress will bring it and here she is with all of the desserts