The shop is simple and easy to overlook, just a wooden stall with a sign overhanging that reads "Curios for the Curious." Jars, vials, and small pots clutter the surface of the shop, and behind the counter is a large shelf crammed full of scrolls, baubles, and statuary. A smell of incense pervades the area.
Mysterious shop, Bazaar
mysterious owner
owner
I own this land that the indolent soldiers are camping on. They have been here all summer. If I had known, I would not have sown any crops this spring. Now we are approaching harvest time and my fields are trampled. I am not sure how my family will survive this fall. I have worked my whole life for this land, and now it is ruining me.
Indeed!  We are quite fortunate to own such an establishment.  I only wish the soldiers would stop trampling on our fields - why can't they just purchase from us and leave? Because of this. They fear what they do not understand. Unfortunately our mysterious ways scare them into violence!  We do make quite the killing though don't we?  The markup on those curios alone!  We could almost buy the entire bloody kingdom. Aye, and this incense alone can be smelled from across the street. Quite powerful and expensive, rightly so!  Oh my!  What a  . . . pungent odor! No! I was working on that for the last ten days! You ought to clean that mess up now.  I'm ever so sorry - but from the smell, maybe you should have worked a bit harder?  Just a bit? Perhaps its could've done with some fine tuning. Say, we should clean up this shop. Far too many redundant scrolls hanging around here.  Yes - let us hide the "scrolls of loudspeaking" in the back shall we?  The young ones have far too much fin with those. Yes, I think we might just. Lets replace them with the scrolls of silent speak. We might trick one or two folks with that!  I like how your minds thinks!  Also - we should probably keep the scrolls of irritable bowels apart from the scrolls of stomach relief. That is quite marvelous! But I fear people might not take too kindly to it! Or the soldiers at the very least. 