The woods are vast. Everywhere you turn it all looks the same. There are scratches on the trees from lost travelers marking their path. There are sounds coming from everywhere and yet no where. There are faint yellow circles up in the trees and bushes, possibly eyes starting at you.
Woods, Forest
person
a gnome
I am a gnome who lives in the garden.  I wear a red, pointy hat.  I am about two feet tall.
Gnomes like me love it. How long have you been here for? Many a century. Holy moly! That's quite impressive. What's the craziest thing you've seen? The ancients pass into nothingness. That sounds quite depressing. Yes it has been a truly sad existence since then? Sounds like it. Do you do anything for fun while you're here? Like a hobby? No not these days. Do you talk to other gnomes a lot? No they have all passed. Would you like company?