The dining hall is large and airy. Huge candelabras with many candles stand throughout the room. There is one huge wooden table spanning the room that can accommodate a hundred guests. Tapestries with angels line the walls. The chairs are gilded and intricate.
Dining hall, Inside Castle
guest
thief
I live alone in a tent in the woods. I steal food from the townspeople and coal from the blacksmith. The village police can not find me to put me in jail.
No one will find me here, my plan to steal food is working perfectly! oi rat bag! what you doin wih that food! *Munch* *crunch* What food? double rat bag! i've got mates in here! an we seen you! you potato muching cretin! I have *gulp* no idea *bite* what you *swallow* mean. we all know you got that from our bit of the table! when did you last eat? Me?  Oh my, it must have been last Tuesday.  Could you spare some food for a poor hungry forest urchin? there is a line you little onanist!  You must have me confused with yourself, I study onomastics! Bless your lonely soul, surely you have a basic level of social abstraction to differentiate between actusation and reality. Your words are anfractuous, and while I cannot expect you to divagate from your goal of obstruction, I do believe we should put an end to our logomachy. i agree entirely! come join me and my people and share in the little drink with have left. althought i denie any form of obstruction