A rank maze of sewers that lie below the tower. They course with filthy ooze from the experiments of the mad king. Rats patrol its smelly walkways. Bones of treasure seekers lie riddled across the walkways, nibbled clean by the fat rats.
Tower Sewers, Inside Tower
mad king
villagers
Tolyn Markus, I said to meself, I luv me some pie/ I eat pie whenever I kin. Git that pie.
They aren't my sewers sire. I just come here looking for scraps to eat or junk to sell. Why did you want to meet me here sire? THAT's RIGHT. THEY'RE MINE HA HA HA HA HA HA. I HATE THIS VILLAGE I hate it too, but if you hate it, why have you come here? And why the sewer?  I come here because I AM MAD. And I love being in waste. Well, we plenty of that here! You want to see the glowing ooze that came from the castle? It's REALLY gross. I would love to see that. I love glowing ooze Be careful not to touch it Your Majesty. It does strange things to those what touches it. That's why the rats are so big and mean here. Maybe it could make me big.  I suppose it could. How big do you want to be? I'll show you where it is..for a pie or 2 from the royal kitchen. I want to be 13 feet tall and 600 pounds. A big wall of attitude Wow, your a mad man..sire. Maybe no one would miss you if you never left here. Everyone would miss me! I'm electric! 