This is the only town left in the whole wasteland. The sheriffs building stands at a distance. A bar in the middle of the town. sad townsman just walking by giving up all their hope
Town in the desert, Wasteland
sad townsman
knight
We are Knights of the realm. We serve the king and protect the outer villages. We train everyday for many hours. We have fought many wars to defend the castle and way of life.
I'm the opposite! Women can't keep their hands off me! Haw haw! Yes I know fair knight. Can you teach me how to do this. This is the only town in the desert so I cannot move to another town and start over. Yes, well, first, you are very skinny. I know. I try to eat more but my metabolism is so fast. You need to find some of these women you want so badly, chase them down, and LIFT them! That's how you grow big and strong! I am not sure I can do it. But I will try. Thank you knight!! No problem, son. You'll be as big and buff as me in no time! After that, your body will take over and you'll do wonderful things to these ladies. Oh thank you sir knight! You have just made my day. Now the ladies will like me better. Hey, maybe you can train with me later today! I'll be chasin' down the ladies before they go to bed! That would be wonderful! You could show me how to lift them up and be strong! Watch me lift this 100 times! Wow! That was amazing! I know the women will come to us now.