the hill is a large patch of farming cattle and carrots growing in the grass. The grass is dark green and the hill's soil is moist. There are two black as night cows grazing, carefully avoiding the carrots.
the farmer hill, Outside Cottage
calf
farmers wife
My husband is a nasty, filth encrusted farming savage. He drinks like a fish. He smells of piss. I think he lays with the pigs!
oh why did i marry such a slob of a man Tell me about it, honey. All my husband does all day is chase red. a talking calf? what is this? Uh. Moo. do not be scared, ive simply come here to sob, i didnt know calves could talk What's wrong, my lady? my life is in shambles, i caught my husband with the pigs, what a sick person What's wrong with the pigs? They're my friends. he was sleeping with them, man shall not lay with beast Says who?? says anyone, especially since he made a vow to never cheat on me It's not cheating if it's with another species.