A rank maze of sewers that lie below the tower. They course with filthy ooze from the experiments of the mad king. Rats patrol its smelly walkways. Bones of treasure seekers lie riddled across the walkways, nibbled clean by the fat rats.
Tower Sewers, Inside Tower
mad king
fat rats
I am a rodent. A larger rodent. Commonly found at night, scavenging. nobody like me!
Hmm, your eyes are looking a little wild, two legger.  Are you feeling alright? They say I have gone mad - a bit crazy perhaps. I think they are just heretics! Well, the ways of humans never made much sense to me.  Perhaps you're the only sane one! Tell me what this says little rat. I have come to take care of the noises down here, but I have also escaped here to read my fortune in peace. Hm, I can have a go.  Here, hold this so I can get a good look at it. Careful with it. I do not need it to break. Tell me what it says, hurry! Hmmmm, I seeee... ah yes... a large pile of trash... with some fishbones.  But wait!  The bones are moving... they're... dancing?  And I also see... See what?! SEE WHAT?! It's... a Pink Dragon!  And instead of fire, it's spewing... COOKIES!  It looks like it's knocking down your castle with... yes, cookies and cakes.  Ah, and it's gone dark now... here you go, two legs. You have just made no sense to me! What do you know! And what am I doing talking to a rat. Surely I have gone mad... I dunno, friend, by the looks of that Pink Dragon that's going to attack, you have more to worry about than thinking clearly. You are speaking nonsense! I shall have you killed for it!