The pew is worn from many years of being sat on during services.  It looks fairly basic upon first glance.  But there is something just under the surface, something moving.
Pew, Inside Church
a rat chews on a dropped hymnbook
a spider spins its web in the pew corner
I am a black widow spider.  I am spinning my web.  I hope to catch something delicious.  I will sit and wait until something is caught in my web.  Then it is game over for them.
I like to spin my web all day so I catch something wonderful. So long as you don't spin your web on my food, you will live long I like you rat. You have no worries with me. Don't like me too much because if i get angry i just might want to see how you taste You would not do that. We can make great friends. We can work together. ok buddy but know i like hitting my friends for fun You will regret that. I could be a great friend. Hey friend dont talk bad to friend. regret what? Why do you chew on that hymnbook? Doh!, because I am hungry Can you find something more tasty? Be adventurous. Thats why you are my friend. We will work together and sort it out