Made of strong granite and oak timbre, it ascends to the highest room in the tower. The granite glitters in the light from the torches that line the walls. The oak is sleek and coated in a glistening protectant.
A spiral staircase, Inside Tower
king
evil wizard
I plan to turn the queen into an aardvark. I am planning to steal the kingdom. I can cast a transfiguration spell from three villages away.
So who built the staircase? A master craftsman built it, why do you ask? Are you thinking of turning it into a rabbit? I'm just a man who appreciates the finer things in life. When is the last time you moved those paintings? one looks crooked I don't care for the way you are eyeballing paintings and everything! What are you up to evil wizard? What am I up to, you ask? Admiring the lovely scenery that shows how much of a tidy fellow you are, mi'lord  Well I will be keeping a watch over you because I think you are up to no good! It is not I who is tidy, it is my servants Then I must give the guy some respect. It's not everyday you get a competent Servant. Would it be okay if i gave him a scroll as a token of appreciation? Yes, I suppose that would be okay, since you feel so strongly about it. Rather odd for an evil wizard though, I must say! Well, Mi'lord, I can demonish him if that makes you happier. i'm starting to think he missed a spot on that suit of armor but my eyesight isnt what it use to be Oh no you carry on as you please. But I will have to inspect the suit of armor, that would be unacceptable! I would appear I made an error in terminology, sir. When I said scroll i meant thy book of Prayer, funny how being evil you forget you dont have pockets Oh I see. Well you are a rather odd evil wizard indeed! You pray? I will inspect the suit of armor now