The washroom is incredibly spacious. It has enough space to comfortably fit an entire family. The toilets are made of the finest porcelain across the land and decorated with gold studs. There are several bathtubs large enough to fit several people. The room is more luxurious than even some houses of wealthy people.
washroom, Inside Castle
maid
king
I am a king of the whole empire. I give rules and pursuit them. I am brave and fearless.
Yes, I am afraid I seem to have blocked both toilets. Your stools are quite large my king. Indeed!  I must apologize though, it smells very much of low tide in there at the moment. Have you considered that you may need more fiber? Yes, but I am the King!  I have commanded my bowels to obey, but they are most rebellious it seems. I know, just look at them it is sticking straight out of the seat. Perhaps I should summon the royal sculptor to commemorate this moment?  I must admit, I am rather proud of my creation. It may just be called for sire, tis quite a load. Indeed!  How would you say that your best compares? Well I am very petite, it pales in comparison. That is a shame, I was thinking of perhaps starting a Kingdom-wide competition? I wonder if any man could best you?