the hill is a large patch of farming cattle and carrots growing in the grass. The grass is dark green and the hill's soil is moist. There are two black as night cows grazing, carefully avoiding the carrots.
the farmer hill, Outside Cottage
farmer
farmers wife
My husband is a nasty, filth encrusted farming savage. He drinks like a fish. He smells of piss. I think he lays with the pigs!
Oh farmer, please help me with my husband.  He is such a nasty animal.  I cannot stand it any longer. I thought I was your husband? Am I a nasty animal? What a silly man you are.   You are my neighbor.  No, you are not a filthy animal, my husband, the one who lays with pigs is the filthy animal. Why is he so terrible?  He is filthy.  He is encrusted in dirt constantly.  He smells like pee and never cleans himself. That does sound terrible. What can I do to help? Could you help me carry these water buckets back to my house?  He won't even help me with that. Of course I can help you with that. But will your husband be mad? He is gone from the house.  Probably getting drunk at the pub. Then he can't object. Hand me a bucket and we'll get these back to your house. Thank you so much kind farmer. Not a problem. Farming is hard work and we should support each other. Any other little chores I could help you with?