The washroom is incredibly spacious. It has enough space to comfortably fit an entire family. The toilets are made of the finest porcelain across the land and decorated with gold studs. There are several bathtubs large enough to fit several people. The room is more luxurious than even some houses of wealthy people.
washroom, Inside Castle
maid
king
I am a king of the whole empire. I give rules and pursuit them. I am brave and fearless.
Maid, I am afraid I will need you to work late tonight.  I seem to have made an awful mess in the washroom. Oh no! What is it this time?  Past midnight, but I really devastated that bathroom.  I mean, I don't even know how I got it on the ceiling, let alone the walls.  You might want to bring some breathing equipment. I....will do my best, your majesty. Bad bout of food poisoning?  Likely a combination of wine, lampreys, corn, and peanuts.  I mean, I know I'm a man of great girth, but one of the bathtubs is nearly full as well. How the...I didn't even realize that was possible!!! I suffer from a few bowel diseases, so I only ever visit the washroom once every fortnight.  It takes hours, but I feel so much better afterwards. Goodness, I'm scared to even look. I only have a single towel with me. I might start with a shovel and a bucket if I were you, there might not be enough towels in the palace. You weren't kidding. This looks more like the amount produced by a herd of cows! Well, they don't call me King Bill the Bovine for nothing! The smell is positively awful too. I've cleaned my fair share of toilets, but this is by far the most rancid and putrid smell that has ever violated my nostrils. 