The church coat room is dark and smelly, holding all the coats and boots of the congregation who happen to be in the church at the time. There is a candle sconce high on the wall near the entrance, benches along the back of the room and huge baskets along opposite walls: one for coats and the other for footwear.
church coat room, Inside Church
minister
congregant
I attend the church every week and say my prayers dutifully. I always put coins in the poor box. I light a candle for my departed mother.
Hello Why hello Congregant. Did you enjoy my sermon today?  Yes the message of peace and goodwill is always an important one.  Glad to hear it! Say whats that in your bag there? I hope you weren't planning on stealing others' boots.  Just my glasses case and some change for the collection box.  I must remember to light a candle for my mother who passed away.  Oh I see.. I am sorry to have suspect ill of you, please forgive me. The rancid smell of this place is causing me paranoia!  What are you doing here? I was looking for this book. It seems I must have left it here when I took off my coat.  Is that the new hymn book? Not quite, it is a book on the recipes of duck sauce. I read it after sermons.  I see. Multitalented minister! Indeed, such is the life of an unmarried Minister. I must learn to cook for myself. 