The Shrine of Sretniy, the mischievous weasel god and patron of explorers, detectives, thieves and jokesters, contains a steel statue of the cheerful mustelids deity. It is unusually cute for a serious religious idol. The room is densely filled with offerings of both precious jewelry and shiny but non-expensive objects.
Shrine of Sretniy, Inside Temple
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I officiate over weddings.  I dislike the dark arts.  I perform exorcisms.
Hello.  I hope you are here in good faith. Hello there. I am here by the king's order. That is interesting.  What do you think of the cheerful mustelids deity statue?  Seems a bit odd to me. I find it too odd as well, but I am not here for a talk. As you can see by the royal coat of arms I am here to take the book and give it to the king. What is this book?  I can perform exorcisms if it is possessed. I am here to find out, give me the book and you may be rewarded. Maybe we should contemplate this a while.  It may contain dark arts, which I hate. I do not have time for this. Okay but maybe I should bless it first. Now that I have the book I will know all the secrets of Shrine of Sretniy I'm starting to worry you are possessed by demons.  How about an exorcism? Go away priests. I did my job. I found the book. I am not here because of the king. I am here to steal all the precious jewelry.