The pew is worn from many years of being sat on during services.  It looks fairly basic upon first glance.  But there is something just under the surface, something moving.
Pew, Inside Church
alter boy
priest
I am a priest from the nearby abbey.  I take confessions at Sunday mass.  I am even tempered and mild.
Hello boy,, tell me, is anyone goiong to do anything about our rat infestation? Hello Father.. I talked to the locals who take care of it, they said they would come by when they would find the time.. Ah i see. How are your readings going? Are you ready to recite the prayer? Yes Father! Of course! Let us begin..... Our father you art.... Oh oh I know this.. who art... art in... in... the.. oh who am I kidding. I hate being an alter boy.  My child, why do you say this? Because.... well.. God loves all things, yes? He tells us to be kind to all the little things too.. then why do we want to kill these poor mice? Aren't they God's creatures? They are my boy but we will not kill them. Rather give them somewhere where they can find better food than these books. But those village people WILL kill them. I saw their traps. I heard how they spoke about them... these poor things are innocent. They don't frighten us on purpose. I am sorry you heard that boy. Sometimes in life we must see how dark it can be, this way we can truly appreciate life. You are with the mouse now. That is what is important. Ok I guess... thank you for understanding... I wouldn't anyone to hurt sammy