The Dancing Stoat is a cheerful little pub characterized by its unusually brightly-lot interior and uncommonly well-equipped kitchen. The rooms upstairs are nothing special, but the main hall is filled with delicious smells at all hours of the day and night. The Dancing Stoat's exterior is plain save for a sign showing a brown-furred stoat gamboling in a field. The chairs are unusually comfortable and well-made, and large windows and plentiful torches ensure that the space feels brighter and cheerier than a typical pub.
The Dancing Stoat, Town
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I am an outsider that likes to explore new worlds. I feel really comfortable in the kingdom. I  have certain benefits that make me feel important.
Ever been to the Stoat before? You seem a little lost, if you don't mind my saying Aye, I've been here a plenty. I love the drink and ladies in pink! Ah, but don't we all love the ladies here? The finest seem to flock here Indeed they do! I think my music tends to help me get in their good gracious if not my charm and wit! I wish I had half the talent as you! I fear my fingers on a lute would have the opposite reaction with the finer sex Well 'tis only a distraction. The true power lies in making the ladies laugh. I do believe that it is not my charm and wit that makes them laugh, but just how pathetic I am Aww I am sure it cannot be as bad as that. Have you any skills that you can offer? Nothing comes directly to my mind. I don't believe I've ever had a skill. Well it is certainly never too late in life to develop one. Perhaps you could recite poetry or limmericks? Well, that's an idea! If I didn't stumble over my words the way I do in front of the ladies. I'd like to see your skills - perhaps there are some techniques I could borrow from your expertise. Well Im an open book. Once I fill this mug I'm happy to teach you a few things.