The royal bathroom is a stone room with a long wooden bench and several holes and seats for royalty to take care of business.  There are some tapestries depicting rural landscapes hanging on the walls to give people something to look at.
Royal Bathroom, Inside Castle
guard
royal family
I am the daughter of the King and Queen. I am known as the princess of the village. I will be married off to a prince from another village very soon. A peace treaty will closely follow the wedding.
I don't need guarding inside the Royal Bathroom, please step outside. I am sorry sir but your father has told me specifically to watch over you, including private matters. I know...this is somewhat unusual and I have tried talking to the king but he will not listen. Perhaps I will ask where did you get your boots? They are laced with gold and I wish I had those as well. I am no sir! I am the daughter of the King and Queen and must ask you to step outside. I must have been mistaken! My apologies mam! But you sure do look like a boy with that attire and footwear. How embarrassing, but first could you tell me the history behind the tapestries depicting rural landscapes on the wall? They depict what our land used to look like many years ago. It is there to give people something to look at. How could you mistaken me for a boy? I am wearing a gown! I really thought it was a satin male gown. Once again, my apologies maddam. You still know I would kill for you as I am the royal guard. Actually, I need to use the bathroom as well. Do you mind?