The small cottage was white with two, shuttered windows. It was in the unique shape of a circle and was built of plaster. Smoke billowed from the chimney.
Cottage, Countryside
cooks
the man
I have a wonderful hat.  My tunic is of superb fabric.  My sword is the finest.
Do you like my hat? Where did you acquire that hat? I bought it at the finest shop in town. If the hat fits.... but you do need to remove it while in this cottage. Thank you. are you hungry? Where are my manners. I can eat a horse! hahaha. I have no horse, but I do have wild pig roast. Does that please you? Ahhh yes!  Let  me get that ready, I have field greens also to make a nice salad. I will give you you this coin here if you do a fine job of it. I always prepare the best meals. Here is your roast and salad. What brings you to these parts? I actually grew up here in these parts as a child. My father was a very fine businessman. Thank you. If the meal was really acceptable people usually lick my knees. haha