Heavily forested with dense undergrowth that stretches for miles. A cool mist enshrouds the trees and shrubs. The sounds of birds chirping fills the air and in the distance, the rumbling of a waterfall can be heard.
Across the King's Garden, Trail
king
officer
I am the kingdom's war officer, in charge of a huge army of soldiers. I have fought many battles, and have the battle scars to prove it. I am considered fierce, ruthless and implacable. I am very much feared by the enemies of the kingdom.
Oh hello your majesty, you alright today? Indeed, I am doing very well today, this is such a wonderful place to be As am I. I can't wait to show that neighboring nation what our army is made of! Yes, the time will indeed come to do so I know, sir, but I just want it to be soon. Why? I fear you are too eager for a war I mean I am the army's officer, I strive to see them improve and what better way to see that? You couldn't even dodge that, how am I to trust you in this fictional war of yours? Don't push me, old man. I can make your death look like a complete accident and nobody would say a word as they trust me too much. And you just said that in front of my wife, there are witnesses here you fool, I'll have your head. Said what? I didn't say anything at all! *whispers to you that you have no evidence and that I can tell them that you are senile* Very well you shall have your war! In fact I'd like you to be the first man on the front, I'll get the rest of your men ready, you go out there and announce the arrival.