The room is large. The largest of all the throne rooms. The carvings on the wall are ornate and historical. The room is clearly built for royalty. The bed is covered in designed covers. It is truly a sight to see.
King's Quarters, Shore
fool
king
I am the most powerful man in the country. I like that people fear me. I will destroy all that oppose me.
"Ah, Fool! I'm bored, but be careful about going too far. Entertain me." Look 'it look 'it, I can balance a rock on me head! "Mm, that's a decent act, I suppose. A bit... standard, though. Do you hve anything more interesting?" Look it! A rock! Out my pants! A rock was in my pants! "I'd hope there was at least two!" Haw haw! I like it like that when king tells joke! Tell me another! "Who's red, black, and white, and only tenuously holding onto their head?" Who? Who?? "You should look at the color of your outfit, Fool" Awww haw haw haw! I like it! Here, have some mud! "ah, I haven't played in the mud since I was a wee lad." Glad I could remind you of the good ol' days, my king! I can stand on my head!