The church pews fill the church as far as the eye can see. They are made of wood, harvested from ancient trees long ago. They gleam with the look of tender love and care, since they are polished after each ceremony.
Beside church pews, Inside Church
butt
priest
I am a priest from the nearby abbey.  I take confessions at Sunday mass.  I am even tempered and mild.
Oh father, for what have I done to deserve a fate such as this? You think you have it bad... Father, is what I see before me an illusion? Say it is so.   No I am real. What brings you to this holy place? I am here for when communion is held. I normally take confession on Sunday but please, allow me to give you holy communion and confession Hmm I will take up such an offer. This is his body given to you, this is his blood given to you.  Tell me your sins, son I have not sinned for I am a wine cask. I cannot do anything. Maybe my eyes have deceived me, for I saw another butt earlier.  I apologize, but you have indeed sinned.  Wine is sinful unless I administer  it Well I cannot control it.