This dock has seen better days.  It is wobbly and broken in areas.  There are holes through to the ocean below if you are not careful.  It is covered with every means of trash.
Dock at the Port, Port
high sorceress
guard
I am a guard at the royal castle.  I am brave and strong.  It is my duty to protect the king.
what seems to be the problem? Some *ruffian* just made off with my entire collection of "Tomes of the Aspiring Sorceress and Beyond".  Out of respect for my mistress, the Queen, I did not immediately disintegrate him.  Is this how your port is run?  By allowing common theft to rule the day? Which direction did he go? I will follow after the thief! He went down some sewer grate over in that direction.  I could hardly chase after him with the smell imminating from it.  I will repel down into the sewers and try to catch him! Well... I admit this is not the reaction I was expecting.  You looked to be... well your physique doesn't quite scream "athletic" you know. You mean to call me rotund? Be gone with you old witch! YOU KNOW NOT WHAT POWERS YOU STIR, MORTAL!  I AM NO CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS!! I will slay you like the crazy lady that you are wench! The Queen will hear of this offense, I assure you!  I shall turn this sword of yours into wood and flowers, since that is apparently all you are suited to wield.   I will have that back thank you very much. You may report this to the Queen, but I shall inform the King of your mad antics. I'll have my sword back now thankyouverymuch. Be off with yo! Hrmp!  Well, we shall see about that.  The Queen is... very persuasive when it comes to the King.  I've seen to that.  But by all means, complain!