Large and spacious, the master bedroom houses a giant four poster bed with cerulean silk curtains. The bed is covered with dozens of fluffy pillows and the duvet is inlaid with sapphires and intricate silver embroidery. There lays a thick fur carpet in front of the bed. The floor-to-ceiling windows let in sunlight which catches on various gems and jewels. An ancient mahogany writing desk sits before one of the windows and has important looking papers and scrolls spread atop it.
Master Bedroom, Inside Castle
the king
a grazing milk cow in the background
I am a grazing milk cow of the kingdom's farms. I eat grass most of the day. I know I will be killed for my meat.
I sure do like grazing, these pillows taste spectacular. Why my queen wanted a cow in here is beyond me. She thinks I'm cute! *munch* *chew* *shred* You are a nuisance. Why do you think pillows are food? Because they are tasty? Ugh can you just stand there and be quiet? This looks tasty too. You pooped on my favorite rug!!! Well, and in a few more places on the way here.  Your servants were very unhappy. You need to be put down. That's what the servants said about you as well. Really? Which one?