This lovely clearing overlooks the great mountain range. It is covered in wildflowers of all different colors. There are stone benches where one can sit.
scenic overlook, Trail
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plants
I am wilting from a lack of nourishment. I was a gift to the Queen on her birthday. She neglects me. No one feed me or offers me sunlight. I live a miserable existence. Not even the castle insects take interest in me. I long for the day when I finally expire.
Must be nice... Um… who said that? What do you care? Because, I might be hallucinating. Doesn't matter to me, but you aren't. Are you a ghost? Why can't I see you? No, I'm your damn plant that you have left to die Hey, I only planted the seeds. It's up to Mother Nature to give you rain and sunlight. I can't get any rain from here, nor sunlight. No wonder I'm dying, you can't care for me one bit. But hey, this clearing overlooks a great mountain ranged it's covered with wildflowers of all different colors. I thought you'd be happy here… Aaaaand, now I'm arguing with a plant. Yep, I've finally contracted syphilis from going to the brothels, and it's making me insane.  Well maybe go there a little less! And look, I'm under a big tree, I can't get any water or sunlight from all those leaves. Okay okay, the package said partial shade and low moisture. I can go grab a shovel and a pot and be back here in an hour to dig you up. where would you like to go?