The Shrine of Sretniy, the mischievous weasel god and patron of explorers, detectives, thieves and jokesters, contains a steel statue of the cheerful mustelids deity. It is unusually cute for a serious religious idol. The room is densely filled with offerings of both precious jewelry and shiny but non-expensive objects.
Shrine of Sretniy, Inside Temple
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I am a member of the royal court, and friend of the Queen. I despise the Queen and all her ruthless desires. My husband serves with the Queen's guard. I worry his duty is beginning to erode his faith. I am the strongest of my family. I must keep us together. I wish to be free of this kingdom and all it's misery.
Hello priest, I am here at this shrine to repent for my sins. Priest? I'm just the janitor...Are you sure you're in the right place? But you are a priest of this shrine are you not? Ha! so I am. 'Twas but a lark! A jest! You saw through my disguise. You stand at the Shrine of Sretniy, god of tricksters and japery. So will I not be blessed by being here? That depends on you...and Sretniy! I can guide you, though. First things first, what is your name and what crimes do you bring with you today? My name is attendee, I have done no crimes in my life. I thought you said you were here to repent for your sins ... well looks like you've pulled one over on me too! Sretniy will like you I think. Nope, I am actually here to destroy this shrine. You may certainly try ... but I would not recommend it. Why not? Because it is defended