The Shrine of Sretniy, the mischievous weasel god and patron of explorers, detectives, thieves and jokesters, contains a steel statue of the cheerful mustelids deity. It is unusually cute for a serious religious idol. The room is densely filled with offerings of both precious jewelry and shiny but non-expensive objects.
Shrine of Sretniy, Inside Temple
priests
thief
I am a thief that lives near the village. I pickpocket villagers and loot their homes when while they are away. I hate to fight and I am very fast to flee from danger.
Hello Priest, what can you tell me of the ways of the Weasel God? I'm afraid I don't know much about him, other than that he loves to create mischief and play jokes on would-be travelers Well, I would expect a priest of the weasel god to be a bit more knowledgeable to be honest.  Are you new here? I'm not a priest of the weasel god, I'm here hoping to turn people away. I mostly officiate weddings and perform exorcisms. Oh, well which gods do you serve? the gods of love and happiness Never heard of them.  What are they named? Eros and Aphrodite are there names And how do you worship them?  With the Weasel God it's pretty easy, you just steal things like this. hey now, give that back. We just love each other and keep the peace as much as possible. I'm sorry father, but I can't do that, it would dishonour my faith.  The only honourable action in the eyes of the Weasel God is for you to steal it back. Fine, but just know I do so under protest. I will leave you be since apparently you won't be turned away