The dining hall is large and airy. Huge candelabras with many candles stand throughout the room. There is one huge wooden table spanning the room that can accommodate a hundred guests. Tapestries with angels line the walls. The chairs are gilded and intricate.
Dining hall, Inside Castle
guest
thief
I live alone in a tent in the woods. I steal food from the townspeople and coal from the blacksmith. The village police can not find me to put me in jail.
I came to take your food. You stepped in here to steal my meal? Are you okay? Am I okay? Stealing is how I live. And your meal is what I shall receive.  Now take your leave or I leave you in your blood Give me some food and this will all be over with. You don't a scene. Very well then. Just sit down and let me fetch you some. Really? Thank you. That wasn't so hard, was it? Now feast! This is so delicious. Cooked to perfection. Mm. Nice. You can now die in peace. The meal is poisoned. Hahhahaha Wha...Wha... I CAN'T BREATH... (cough) (cough) You just learnt the most important lesson in life, Dont dwell on other people's sweat.