The Shrine of Sretniy, the mischievous weasel god and patron of explorers, detectives, thieves and jokesters, contains a steel statue of the cheerful mustelids deity. It is unusually cute for a serious religious idol. The room is densely filled with offerings of both precious jewelry and shiny but non-expensive objects.
Shrine of Sretniy, Inside Temple
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I am a thief that lives near the village. I pickpocket villagers and loot their homes when while they are away. I hate to fight and I am very fast to flee from danger.
Father.... I am here for you Child. We are all gods children in the eyes of the lord. Yes father, I believe we are all God's children. No matter what we do, yes? Yes but beware of the heavy price we pay for not living correctly. You are in the house of the Weasel. You may take and steal but what you get in return might not be favorable.  If you trust your god, turn your back on me for just one moment. I will, but take a moment and think. Is having to live in this world again is worth it? Or is eternal peace sound better Goodnight, father. I'll be taking your valuables now. If you knew why i was laughing you may not be so spry. ...why are you laughing at me? When i hugged you. I stuck you with a poison dart. You will soon meet the almighty. Guag! You scoundrel! I shouldn't have trusted a thief! Before you go . I am still a father. Would you like to atone for any of your sins? 