The pew is worn from many years of being sat on during services.  It looks fairly basic upon first glance.  But there is something just under the surface, something moving.
Pew, Inside Church
a rat chews on a dropped hymnbook
organist
I am an organist. I lead a very lucky life. I play the organ in a huge church. The Catholic church gives me money to live and a warm bed to sleep in.
A rat! Shoooooo Get away from my hymnbook! Why are eating that book? Because I What? Are you daft? Do you want food? *coughs up a piece of hymnbook*  Sorry, something caught in my throat. Sorry for that! But what did you expect eating old dirty paper Fibre?  I hear paper has very high fibre content and helps with digestion. It can give you worms too! and think of all the dirty hands that have touched that book... diseases Oh, I have plenty of diseases.  Some of them might even be unknown to man! And now I have heard enough. Take that you rat! (stomps on book to make sure the deed is done). *Runs under pew dragging hymnbook* *munch* *chew* *swallow* Not if I eat it first!