It is a glamorous wooden ship.  It glistens like there are diamonds encrusted on the hull.  There are ornate railings on the stairs as it is a massive boat.  There is even a sea monster on the bow, complete with jeweled eyes and gold hair.
A battleship, Shore
bandit
fairy
My friends an i love buzzing around the garden. I enjoy taking care of all the pretty flowers here. When I'm not buzzing around I enjoy cleaning my little fairy home.
What are you about to do? Take this, and become rich as I could ever imagine. You can't take that! It belongs to the sea monster! That was just a distraction. For I am really here to take some of these diamonds on the hull.... Oh really? You don't need to steal anything here. You could just leave. I mean, fairies are pretty valuable these days! You're tempting fate! You have a point, but I think you're a good person at heart. Good at taking things. Now just get into this bag and I'll leave the rest for these sailors. Will you do the unselfish thing and let me take you? Will you leave everyone else alone if I do? Of course. And worst case scenario, you'll be someone's fairy slave until the day you die.