A yard in a shape of a circle is surrounded by sad, dried down trees, long ago have they died and give no sign of life. The ground in the middle is apparently not producing any fresh grass, all that can be found there is a bunch of rocks here and there. There is many barrels laying on the ground, all bearing signs of passed time on them, broken and useless. There is an  air of mystery surrounding the place and a smell so unpleasant no one dares to wander around this place.
the acid yard, Outside Castle
spider
lord
I live in a small stone castle overlooking the valley.  I have peasants that work and farm the lands I control.  The King often visits my castle to collect taxes that I owe him.  When my kingdom fights our neighboring rivals, I am called to ride off to war with my King as a knight.
Itsy bitsy sp-wow wow... did you just say something or am I losing it? Why yes I did, it is my special power Man that's amazing. Did you use to be a human? No I was not, I am just an itsy bitsy spider that loves to spin webs Maybe it's me? Maybe I drank something that made me understand spiders.. or even other animals! Oh no, I have spoke with a few that have passed through here before. It could be the acid yard itself, it's a unique place. Oh alright. Well bit of a disappointment but still amazing... Wait a minute, can you be considered a person.. .cause if that's cause you owe taxes to the King and it IS my job to collect taxes. I'd say still a spider Ok then. Man this yard IS a mess, bunch of crap everywhere. I wonder why we can't have this clean once and for all I would appreciate if you sent someone to do so. The acid has really harmed my health. All of my children have died and I think it's because of the toxins here. I will have a word with the help. I have no idea what I came here for either. But here lil fella, you can have a hug Thank you so much my Lord