A largest trash heap in the kingdom has been burned out so many times that it no longer resembles anything but a sturdy pile of refuse.  It stands 11 feet tall and 35 feet across and front to back sloping gently on all sides to the ground.  The only recognizable objects in the pile are the fresh items that have been thrown upon the stack, which are, a wooden chair with one leg broken, a crossbow with no string, and a rag doll with the head detached.
Trash Heap, Wasteland
gamekeeper
pastry chef
I am a pastry chef. I make breads, cakes, and other delicacies for the royal court. I stay quite busy with the many banquets the King and Queen enjoy throwing.
Hello gamekeeper, how are doing today? Hi chef. I'm doing peachy. What brings you to this trash heap? I am looking for more ingredients in the trash heap, can you hold these eggs? Oops. I'm so sorry, chef. My hands are slippery. You should've gave me a little warning there. it's okay, it dosent look like they are broken, put them in this rag doll That's better. Kind of creepy, but better At least they wont break, I am going to take my apron off so I can dig in the heap, will you help me? Sure, Chef. One second. Here we go I wonder how all this trash got here, there dosen't seem to be anything I can use here I see clothes in here at least. Maybe I can dress my hunting foxes up all cute and peachy in these do you think the foxes can help us find some food? They can at least hunt. Would you be able to take apart animals and cook them?