The town is a small area with a few buildings. There are many shops and basic need places. The road that leads into town is dirt and rock.
Simple Town, Town
a horse tied up in front of a shop
a drunk reeling out of the saloon
I am known as the town drunk. I frequent the local pubs on a daily basis and drink beer till my belly is full. I commonly start fights with other patrons and get thrown out of the saloon.
Yer ol' pal is here. This time I may have had one too many drinks.  This time? Sure...  Do you want to fetch? I have a mighty throw.  I'm a mighty and proud horse. I would never fetch like some lowly Poodle or something. How about you play fetch, and fetch me a drink. It looks like you might have another round left in you. Guess I'll just put it here then. What kind of drink would you like silly horse?  I'll take a margarita, hold the tequila, hold the lime and cointreau and extra salt. Heavy on the salt. Actually, just bring me back the salt. Listen, if you can get my order right, I have something special for you. A drink fit for a strong horse like yourself. But I first want to know what you have in store for me. I may be drunk but I am not a fool.  Fine, I was going to ask you "what did the five fingers say to the face", punch you and steal your gold. But as you're no fool, I have something better in store for you: a ride out of town. Ahh, that sounds like a deal. This town is dull and boring anyways, I want you to take me far away from it.  Alright, just go to the post over there and untie me.  Please! I am a mere drunk. Do not hurt me!  Hey! I don't have thumbs, don't hurt me. Why would pick up a rock if not to attack me? I thought you were a trustworthy.drunk. Oh, the betrayal!