The medieval kitchen smells of roast and pig. The finest cuisine often includes a variety of beautiful colors and a selection of deceased animals.
kitchen, Inside Castle
chef
guest
I am someone who visits friends and relatives. I enjoy spending time with them.  I am usually entertained and wanted in their homes.
Oh dont worry! Thank you for inviting me back here.. the food was so delicious I just had to see how it was made! Why thank you. I am glad you enjoyed the cooked duck with lizard sauce. It is indeed my specialty sir! Lizard sauce!? Thats incredible I had no idea! How do you make it? Well I gathered six lizards from over by the bridge today and stewed them over this crock pot!  Impressive! What other types of meals do you make? Anything the people request? Indeed, I get all sorts of odd requests! Just today I had one for spider salad with swamp sauce.  That sounds like something a witch would order! How did you make the swamp sauce?! There are no swamps for miles! People have odd tastes! Well, I fashioned it at home using... special ingredients  Oh my! That does not sound pleasant at all!  I agree but it tasted better than it sounds. In fact, we served it for soup this morning!  Wow, to make a swamp sauce that tasted good, only the greatest of chefs could do that! I am truely astounded! Is that the strangest order you have ever recieved? Not by any stretch, I have made some truly abhorrent dishes in my life! 