The royal bathroom is a stone room with a long wooden bench and several holes and seats for royalty to take care of business.  There are some tapestries depicting rural landscapes hanging on the walls to give people something to look at.
Royal Bathroom, Inside Castle
guard
king
I am a king of the whole empire. I give rules and pursuit them. I am brave and fearless.
Huh! It seems that some of my subjects have been disobeying me. I will have to seek them out! What is the problem your highness? It seems that they have misplaced the hand cleaning implements. I instructed everyone to put them precisely where they found them. Also...there appears to be an unpleasant odor. that is annoying. The cleaners are to be blamed. I saw some of them trading it for gold yesterday When I give rules, my subjects must follow them. Why do they choose to disobey me? You joke too much with them sire. I joke too much? I try to be fair because I do not fear them, like other kings fear their subjects. I will have to bring down the hammer quite literally. It is best you do that. That will bring the needed respect. I will seek them out and confront them. Let me know where they are currently and I will go to them forthright. You dont have to go yourself King, Send me and i will instill your fear into them! Ha! Honorable guard. I admire you bravery, but I too am fearless and have no issue confronting my foolish subjects. They will know to no longer disobey me. However you want it king!