Small and cozy, but dripping with luxurious linens and speckled with ornate fixtures this bathroom is a paradise. The small room is non-traditional in the sense that there is no toilet or sink, only a relatively enormous claw foot tub. The feet are gilded and the tub itself is pristine and white. The wallpaper is floral and warm, the rugs lush, and the mirror flattering.
Bathroom, Inside Tower
mistress
eunuch
I am an eunuch, I've been missing parts since I was young. My status as a eunuch is not spoken about but is widely known. No one envys me as a eunuch.
"Oh, m'lady! My apologies. I was coming in here to clean" Oh that's fine. I'm used to men looking at me. "Well, quite obviously, I'm not... terribly interested. Not that you're bad looking, but. You know. I can appreciate art, but." You are so funny! Why are you cleaning in here? Did you see the master anywhere? I have been looking for him. "Oh, the master sent me to clean up in here! Make sure the linens are fresh and everything is spotless." Is the wife around? "Oh, no, she went out to the market, I think she'll be gone all day, gett... ohhhh. Oh. I think I see why the master wanted the bathroom clean." Oh, yes. I wish he would marry me. "Ah, but he must keep up appearances! Besides, everyone knows his marriage was political. I'm sure you're not... unexpected." Thank you so much for saying that! He's the first married man I've had that I actually want to be with all the time! "Oh, I'm sure he wants to be in you... er, with you all the time, too." Sorry for the delay response, Eunuch. Your words shook me to the core.