A majestic, shimmering, black pirate ship sits upon the water. Its numerous cannons give it a menacing look. Tons of pirates hop upon its decks in a furious jig. The lone captain plods around in his cabin, plotting on where to seize his treasure next.
Pirate Ship, Port
captain
scalawag
I am a scalawag of the first order. I run through the street after splashing ladies with a puddle. I enjoy sweets and puppies.
Yar har Captain, where we be off to? dead ahead Well, yer directions be rather straight and to the point. aye Ye be a man of few words. Do we have any rum on this ship? *Burp* Not any more Cap'n. _partner_act remove boot Yar har fiddle de de, me thinks the captain be quite crazy . . . I'll take this, thanks very much  *Sigh* Time to put an end to this. Aint nobody killin themself on my ship