Cozy and snug, the bedroom contains little more than a wooden bed covered in a worn quilt, a small dresser with two drawers to hold clothes, a lamp on top of the dresser, and a woven blue rug.
Bedroom, Inside Cottage
his wife
the groundskeeper of the castle
I am the groundskeeper that lives in the small hut on the castle’s grounds. I spend my days roaming the grounds of the castle looking for parts of the castle that need repaired. Sometimes I need to maintain the moat.
Oh wife, what a long day keeping the grounds. How was yours? You could certainly say it was long! *giggle* Ohhh? I trust you were along the entire time? Oh, only the stable boy.  He was showing me how to use all of the tools . . . at his disposal. I'll have none of that from my wife. And I'll have the stable boy drawn and quartered! And with this black eye the Queen will have you castrated for spousal abuse.  You do remember what happened to her last husband?  And why she never remarried?  That is exactly what will happen to you Groundskeeper Eunuch! I've worked too hard to argue any longer. The queen will forgive me, as I am her own version of your stable boy. Perhaps we should keep it civil, if only for the children. Oh, she had many "stable boys" . . . I must confess, this is all part of her plan! My word. I knew she was up to something, do tell! Well, she thinks you might be interested in one of her chamber maids more than in her. Well, she wouldn't be wrong. She puts them in those skimpy uniforms! I mean, you clearly understand, look at the way you're dressed for the stables! Oh, certainly.  If you don't mention the stable boy, I won't mention the chamber maid?