The master bedroom is the most lavish and beautiful room in the entire palace. On the ceiling is a painting made by the most famous artist in the palace, the floors are made of the most expensive marble, and gold-stitched tapestries line the walls. The mattress was made by the sleeping monks of the hidden mountains, the bed frame is made of solid god.
Master Bedroom, Inside Palace
woman
guard
I am a guard that lives inside the village. I protect valuable items in the kingdom. I protect the valuable items from the enemy.
Greetings woman. I grow weary from a long day of protecting the village, how are you? I am weary from watching six children. My gosh, 6 children. You don't look it at all. Count yourself lucky that you still have a figure most men would kill for. Mind you, I protect you from those men. I am here to see my husband. I brought his lunch. He is also a guard. Oh, I don't think you'll be seeing your husband. I know your husband, and he's occupied with another woman at present. Take this, and I'll take that lunch you've brought. I am used to this. Of course all six children aren't his so fair is fair I suppose. That's the way to look at the situation. You can't expect good looking folks such as ourselves in such trying times to remain chaste to only one person. What room do you guard? I guard the master bedroom. The most beautiful room in the Palace. It is my job to protect its contents. Though the perk of the job is I sometimes get to use it... Perhaps you have time to give me a tour? But of course. Right this way. But before we go along, have you anywhere to be? Or do you have time for a...longer tour? The longer the better my good, sir.