The tombstones of the kings are the most notable part of the graveyard. These tombstones are erected from fine marble and have piles of gold and riches lying next to them. A small metal fence surrounds this section of the graveyard, and cuts it off from the common folk.
Tombstones of the Kings, Graveyard
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I am a chef who was born to a whore. I make the finest dishes for the king. I am respected for how I keep order in the castle kitchen.
As it is the anniversary of the good King's passing... I thought we should feast upon his favorite meal here with his remains. We must celebrate him and honor him. Do you not agree? A very honorable way to honor a very honorable monarch. Thank you for including me in this honor! How shall we begin?   Well, if you're done making fun of love for the king... We shall begin with his favorite first course, boiled livers and fermented beans! I would never make fun of our late Grace! I remember with great fondness the power with which he broke wind after such a meal. With majesty did he, yes! Tell me, what was your favorite thing about our king? His choice of Queen. ... The indecency! How dare you speak so familiarly of our... beautiful, shapely... honorable queen! Ah yes, I shall hold my tongue. Until she is no longer in mourning at least.... You cheeky man... Wait.. did you hear that? Is someone in here with us? You... you don't think he heard us... do you? A Gggggghost!? He heard us speak of his... I SEE HIM! DID YOU SEE HIM? IT LOOKS AS IF A SHADOW JUST PASSED ACROSS THE FLOOR! The king was a good man! A sweet smelling man! His queen was ever faithful to him! Please don't haunt me your Grace!