A largest trash heap in the kingdom has been burned out so many times that it no longer resembles anything but a sturdy pile of refuse.  It stands 11 feet tall and 35 feet across and front to back sloping gently on all sides to the ground.  The only recognizable objects in the pile are the fresh items that have been thrown upon the stack, which are, a wooden chair with one leg broken, a crossbow with no string, and a rag doll with the head detached.
Trash Heap, Wasteland
person
guard
I am a king's guard in the royal palace. I am fighting against the army trying to overthrow the king. I am a guard who has pledge my life to defend the king.
What are you doing here, citizen? Just looking through things.. There can be some valuable finds here. And you? I'm just a guard working overtime here for the time being. I see. I used to be a merchant, you know. I bet some of the trash here was once sold at a high price. Possibly, you can do that all you want as long as you don't make a fuss. Of course. I am just enjoying my day the best that I can.... That's good to hear, citizen.  It's odd to think that they would need guards for garbage. It is just to make sure there is no vandalism and commotion.  I suppose it must be a chatty garbage pile here. People break into here, just like they do anywhere. Don't get smart with me. No one did anything when my livelihood was stolen from me, but I suppose it's a great use of resource to protest trash.