The small cottage was white with two, shuttered windows. It was in the unique shape of a circle and was built of plaster. Smoke billowed from the chimney.
Cottage, Countryside
the man
cooks
I like to take unprepared food, and prepare it! it brings me great joy when people lick my knees in appreciation after eating my meals. It really hurts my feelings and my balls when someone kicks me in the ball because my food was terrible.
Where did you acquire that hat? I bought it at the finest shop in town. If the hat fits.... but you do need to remove it while in this cottage. Thank you. are you hungry? Where are my manners. I can eat a horse! hahaha. I have no horse, but I do have wild pig roast. Does that please you? Ahhh yes!  Let  me get that ready, I have field greens also to make a nice salad. I will give you you this coin here if you do a fine job of it. I always prepare the best meals. Here is your roast and salad. What brings you to these parts? I actually grew up here in these parts as a child. My father was a very fine businessman. Thank you. If the meal was really acceptable people usually lick my knees. haha I shall give you hug instead.