The pew is worn from many years of being sat on during services.  It looks fairly basic upon first glance.  But there is something just under the surface, something moving.
Pew, Inside Church
organist
priest
I am a priest. I live in a church. I am religious, and like to help those less fortunate.
Hello my son  How are you today? Good father, but do you feel that? Why are you frowning? Is it not the presence of God you are feeling? If it is the lord has taken a decively uncomfortable position under me.  That is very strange. All I see is this holy book. Come closer and we shall pray together Of course father, probably just too many days behind the keys of the organ. Well you have been doing an excellent job so I appreciate it. Are you still feeling the presence? Indeed father, its like a animal is moving just under the seat. Am I losing my mind? No  I don't think so. I just saw something move. Very strange. Do you think we have a rat?  Maybe we could have that kind exterminator stop by. I would be willing to eat a little more lightly to help fund him. I won't make you take less food. We'll pass a 2nd collection basket on Sunday and say it's for repairs. Would you mind calling him though?  Of course father, it is the least I can do after everything that you have done for me.