Crumbling and blowing away in the light breeze, the roof of the shack has shingles barley hanging on. The door to the shack lays next to the door frame on the front porch which is now more of a hazard than a veranda. The shack is missing large chunks of the walls and one can see straight through the building in many place. The walls are coated with fuzzy molds and fungus while the exposed wooden frame has been eaten away in many places by worms.
Abandoned Shack, Wasteland
spider
roach
I am a roach living in the castle. I spend my days mindlessly migrating back and forth across the castle. I am easily startled and I will scurry away if anyone comes near me.
Who goes there? Is that you spider? Yes, it is I. I'm starving and you're looking mighty tasty.  You wouldn't dare eat a castle roach. I'm not like the roaches you are used to in this old shack. You have failed to give me my daily food supply as part of our.... arrangement. You know what happens now. Hold on now. Have you tried this delicious green pudding? HA! Don't try to pass that off as nourishment! You know I need meat to satisfy my hunger. It's super delicious. Just try a little bite. I know you'll love it. I need MEAT. There has to be some in this shack, I suggest you find some or else I'll get some by whatever means necessary. I'm going to be honest with you. I think you'd be happier and healthier if you switched to a plant based diet! You seem very high strung. A spider of my stature could never survive on plants. The queen eats nothing but salads (and cookies, she eats loads of cookies when no one is watching) and she weighs 300 pounds. Maybe I will switch to a cookie based diet then.