Made of the finest of silvers this kitchen is known as the best in the land of Fulmer. The king Fulmer demanded the entire interior palace be decorated in this silver from nearby Landon and with their many mines. Wouldn't you know though, the oven, pots, pans and other kitchen specialties are all made of copper! Worn, chiseled, and beaten from use in the prison from neighboring Zinzel in the kingdom of Palemon. Budgetary demands forced them to cut costs and they have been using these utensils and dishes ever since the palace opened.
Royal Kitchen, Inside Palace
soldier named ulmer
king fulmer
I am King Fulmer. I rule the kingdom like my father before me. I am currently in search of a queen.
Haha, Ulmer, lad!  Only you would dare speak so freely with your king! Well, if you acted like a real King, I would speak to you as such.  Ha!  Good one!  Yes, keep me grounded, lest I lose my head entirely, like that fat king from Landon. We wouldn't want that now would we? You aren't my favorite, but I will say, The king from Landon was far worse than you! Well then, perhaps you'd be interested in helping me search for a new Queen?  The princesses act all sweet and kind in front of me, so I'll need someone I trust to tell me what they're like with the common folk. What happened to your old queen? She start to get fed up with dealing with your royal hindass? Ha - got little too fascinated with her mirror.  Starting talking to it all the time, then next thing I know she's in cahoots with some witch lady, ate a poisoned apple and keeled over.  Shame, for she was a nice lass before she got so invested in her looks. You're one to speak about obsession with your looks! I do recall you paying a pretty penny for that mirror back in your less fortunate days. We should make sure to tell your new queen, to NEVER eat the apples. Nothing good comes from them. Aye - they'll keep the doctor away, alright.  Because you'll be needin' a mortician! Now now, that one is a knee slapper king! Say, when you get over thrown, you should make your way into stand up comedy! Ahahaha - I'll have ta make do with my kingly ways, for I'm afraid my jokes get old, fast, as you well know.  I'll have no guards at me back to make the audience laugh... well, laugh at the appropriate time! Old and fast, just like you!