The fairy forest is full of brightly colored flowers that grow up to 30 feet tall.  There are also ornate birds that live here.  When you whistle, a fairy will come to you and tweak your nose.  They don't like a lot of nose so it irritates them enough for them to come out of their homes made from watermelon skins.
Fairy Forest, Forest
one unicorn
ornate birds
I am an ornate bird. I have marvelous colors. I fly high in the kingdom.
Tweet tweet. I'm so beautiful. My colours are marvelous. Your colors are indeed splendid, but that doesn't really answer my question. Is there anything amiss in the fairy wood? I'm just a bird. I don't know if anything's wrong.  Well then, if you don't watch the goings on in the woods, what do you do all day? I admire myself of course. I fly around and impress the other birds. What do you do? I protect the creatures of the fairy wood and seek out tasty treats like that mushroom. And sometimes I stop to appreciate the beauty of creatures like you. We don't need you to protect us!  Really? Let me whinnie loudly enought o anger the fairies, then we will see who needs protecting insolent little bird! Frankly you don't seem very competent. You don't even know anything that's going on today. How dare you insult a unicorn you insignificant speck! I'll have your feathers for a necklace! Insignificant?! I'm the prettiest bird and my feathers are marvelous. You're just some dumb unicorn. You can't even fly! This is outrageous! And now you've made too much noise and the fairies are coming!