The walls are tall and stone. They are coated with colorful tapestries showing the kings of years past. A large stone fireplace across from the bed that is large enough to keep the king warm even on the coldest nights. A double thick wooden door with a large lock on each side of the room.
Kings Bed Room, Inside Castle
queen
the royal dog
I am the royal dog, fat, incontinent, and lazy. I eat off my own porcelain plate, when I am not hand fed by the queen. I pee where I like. I stole food from the poor when I was young, but I cannot waddle up to them fast enough these days. I sleep between the royal couple.
I'll venture with my, My Queen, but I cannot go far. My rheumatism is bothering me and I'm famished. If that is the case, you shall eat here and rest. Tell me what has been going on out there? Well, (chomp chomp), the Princess was agitated that I left a puddle in her room and had the nerve to call me a bad dog. Then, (nibble nibble), the cook refused to give me a slab of raw beef. Really, it's been a dreadful day so far. Any rumors going around? I must have something to chat with the ladies about. Well, the King has been spying on his sister, trying to see what she is up to in her kingdom. But surely you already knew that. Hmm... Roderick the Bedwetter's wife has left him. Perhaps the ladies would like to hear about that. Why did she leave him? Did she finally get tired of dealing with his bedwetting? How silly of her. He is on his death bed... Yes, yes. His bedwetting and also the fact that she walked in on him kissing his nurse. And he didn't even have his false teeth in. Now, I see why! I do not tolerate such... such infidelity!  Indeed! Say, do you have anymore of those crackers you were munching on last night? I'm starving! I do not, but I have a coin here where you can go get some or ask the maid to go fetch for you. Eh, I'm too tired to get the maid. I'll ask her later. I noticed you were kicking a lot in your sleep last night. I really wish you would stop that. I have night terrors! 