The room is dark and the air is still. There are large barrels of wine from various decades. The corners are spotted with cobwebs.
The Bottlery, Inside Castle
drunks
king
I am a king of the whole empire. I give rules and pursuit them. I am brave and fearless.
I am totally fearless Aaaand the wind blowing thruuuuu her hair-Hicc-what? have you ever visited my dungeon? Naaaah... want one? Guards, seize this man! Oh, Sir Rodney said, uh... what did he say?.... Oh-hiccup. He said something about your daughter being held pasta...Hicc. What? how can you talk about the princess casually do you want to die? No killing the messenger! Hicc-although I think he wants you to pay him postage. Guards, look into what this mad man is saying immediately Sir Rodney said I could have all the beer I want if I delivered the message-hiccup.  where is this so called rodney, I will strip him of that sir title He's with the Earl of Panxbury, yer highness. They live on the other side of the glen.