The pew is worn from many years of being sat on during services.  It looks fairly basic upon first glance.  But there is something just under the surface, something moving.
Pew, Inside Church
a rat chews on a dropped hymnbook
organist
I am an organist. I lead a very lucky life. I play the organ in a huge church. The Catholic church gives me money to live and a warm bed to sleep in.
What is under the cushion here? Why it is a rat! Oh a rat! A rat! Yummy yummy another piece of moldy crust! What are you doing here? Yummy yummy, here for any feed that drops my way!  Where did you live before here? Does the priest have any idea you are living in the chapel? I think he does, he certainly has been good with leaving a couple morsels here and there! Well I wouldn't let you live here. You can find other accommodations much better than here. Meep.  You need to find a better place where you do not scare women and children and leave your droppings. This is not the place to live If you say so Mr organist. Can you name a place with more morsels? If you go to live under the church, I will make sure you get crumbs and scraps daily. Will you bring me some?