The banquet hall is like something you've never seen before.  It has gold encrusted tables and chairs, complete with embroidered tapestries and covers all over the floors.  The silverware is even made of diamonds as are all of the plates.  The ceilings are high wooden beams that glisten.
Banquet Hall, Inside Castle
teacher
weddings
I crash weddings. I like to eat the food, meet the couple and make new friends. I tell the people there I am friends with the groom's parents.
Oh gosh! Its starting! I should find a seat on my dear friend the grooms side! Mawig that blessed awaingment... that dweeem within a dweem..... This is such a nice place for a wedding, I wonder how they could ever afford such a thing! I know right!? I'm so nervous, I'm practicing what to say. They asked me to perform the ceremony and I'm used to just speaking in front of young children. Well to be told, I am good friends with the grooms parents. The company we have here today act like children, so it should be no different! Ha ha ha ha ha! What a funny jest! Trust me, it is true. Ah I wonder when the food will be served. I bet it is extravagant. I mean, just look at the plates and silverware. Or should I say Diamondware And look at these flowers! They must have been brought from leagues away! indeed! These is no place around here that has such flowers. I attend many of weddings, and this is the fanciest of them all! Ooooooh! The bride just entered, look at her beautiful hands! Her hands? I can't keep my eyes off that ring! Gosh I can't wait to meet the bride and groom Well, I better go take my place up front. It was nice to meet you! Perhaps we can talk more later?