Not a man in sight nor an animal to hear. This land is completely barren and hot, unfit for any agricultural activity. It has been left abandoned so much so that the King has not even had time give it a name, so people simply refer to is as "Abandoned"
Land beyond the Wasteland, Abandoned
sioux chef
old gnaisha
I am the Old Gnaisha. People ask me for advice in the realm. Villagers approach me in fear.
Are you a native chef or are you an assistant chef? although I am wise, I admit my confusion. I am  second in command, but not for long. My time will come and fast Okay, well I assume you are here to ask me for my guidance. Is this the case? Why this land is so barren.What happened here. The soil was poisoned by a witch many years ago, nothing has grown here since that time. Why the King has not named this land yest? This land is of no use to anyone, therefore it has no reason to be names. Why did you come here? I am looking for guidance to get ride of my head chef and be the one in command  Hmm, do you want him killed, or do you just want him to go away? Either is possible, of course. I just want him gone forever, got it? I understand, perhaps you should slip something into his food. Do you think you could do this at the restaurant? Great idea!! I come I never think this before??