The master bedroom is the most lavish and beautiful room in the entire palace. On the ceiling is a painting made by the most famous artist in the palace, the floors are made of the most expensive marble, and gold-stitched tapestries line the walls. The mattress was made by the sleeping monks of the hidden mountains, the bed frame is made of solid god.
Master Bedroom, Inside Palace
the king
prior
The sat in the church contemplating the recent comings and goings of the town. "God save us all" he prayed silently while clutching his cross, and bowing his head.
My Lord  Do you have news for me, Prior? No my Lord. Or at least .. the signs are not good  Quickly prior, what seems to be the issue?? Well, in no particular order, global warming, bad government, general immorality and it's awfully cold Ahh yes I see now. shall I bring you a heater? we can deal with the other stuff later. For now we must think of new ways to bring me more gold. We could tax the villagers, sire? The villagers still have gold? How selfish of them. Tax them away good sir!!!! Can I keep it for mys .. em, I mean of course I will, your Highness! Good good. I shall feed you finest food we serve here at the palace for your good work! Servants bring the royal Mickey D's!!!!! But Sire .. is this all I get for my decent and noble work?  Haha I did not know you were a jokester too!! Of course you shall receive more! You shall also receive a tax to make sure we do not discriminate against the villagers!