The entrance to the church can only be described as a bit scary.  It is overgrown with mosses and weeds.  It has not been taken care of and is a mixture of wood and stone.  It is dirty, and things live here.
Entrance to church, Outside Church
ghost
zombie
I was once dead.  I have come to life. I am feared by children.
Brains! Where are the braiinnnsssss. SO you are a real life zombie? I've always wanted to talk to one of you. What were you before you became a zombie? Well you see, I was a normal human, then I died, and now I guess I am alive again. Its really not all its cracked up to be. Its fun to scare all the children. But, I am constantly craving BRAINS, NOW WHERE ARE THEY. Sorry, I can get a little off sometimes. I would give you my brain if I could if that matters any. I'm a ghost so all I can really do is be your friend. Maybe there's some brains in the church we could find?  This church? It seems to have been abandoned some time ago. At least I hope, youd have to have half a brain(HA) to attend service in the mosses and weeds here.  SO you're a funny zombie? I always thought they would be scary. Look there's a rat! You can eat his brain!  I appreciate the offer, but do you really think I would eat rat brains?! I don't know what you ghosts eat, but I have a little class. *hides rat behind back* So how did you become a ghost? I cannot seem to recall how I came to be, I usually just scare any people who come to this abandoned church. Maybe my past has something to do with the church?  Or you were a demon child, and your punishment was to be stuck in limbo in the place you hated most! Ha! Whoever owned this church sure has let it go, that wood is rotting out! Yes it has not been taken care of in quite sometime. If you do stick around we can become best friends maybe? What I can tell you is people come here quite often. You can eat their brains since you don't like rat brains.  That does indeed sound like a plan. They probably come here looking for a scare. What is scarier than running into a ghost AND a zombie Maybe you could make the rat into a zombie too? It would be fun to pass the time while we wait for some humans to come along? 