The pew is worn from many years of being sat on during services.  It looks fairly basic upon first glance.  But there is something just under the surface, something moving.
Pew, Inside Church
a spider spins its web in the pew corner
organist
I am an organist. I lead a very lucky life. I play the organ in a huge church. The Catholic church gives me money to live and a warm bed to sleep in.
Oooh spider, don't you have a better home? This is a good home. With all the traffic coming and going lots of flies fly in here. Yum Yes, but you are probably scaring some of the church goers. Probably so. I am a black widow. You could really hurt someone. I think we should relocate you. Can you maybe put me up higher? I can move you to a closet or something where no one sits.  No, I need to be out! Flies don't go in closets. They are my favorite.  Sorry spider, you have to go. I don't want to be in the middle of playing my organ and someone scream from getting bit. Then just put me high up in the corner! Fine, how's the corner up there by the stained glass window? That is beautiful. I can have something pretty to look at while waiting for my prey.