The kitchens of the tower are a giant kabob of tables and cans of herbs and various condiments. Some VERY fresh meats are found here as well. So fresh they are... well, alive. You see holding cells for various fowl and beast in a pen in the room. The smell is not very pleasant, but the food generally tastes a lot better.
kitchens, Inside Tower
maid
king
I am a king of the whole empire. I give rules and pursuit them. I am brave and fearless.
I came to see what beasts the kitchen may present to me for my dinner. They certainly taste better than they look! I've been in here for awhile and I think they are cooking some ham. Do you like those? A ham...that will be a fine meal. I look forward to it, and expect it to be delicious. What side dishes will accompany my pig? Let me go and ask the chef for you King, I will return in a moment. Do not keep me waiting long, I have more important matters I must attend to! I have the info for you King. There will be beans of all types. The chef wanted me to ask you if you wanted rolls or loaf bread? Rolls, or loaf bread. What would the maid recommend for her highness? I say you get them rolls! That sounds absolutely perfect. I appreciate your honesty. Speaking of which. What do you think of my new cape?  That cape makes you look like very, very...super. This cape was given to me by the Archbishop Ferdinand, for my bravery in the Great Crusade. It was an honor to have received it. Do you know much of the Great War?  No, what did you do?