The Shrine of Sretniy, the mischievous weasel god and patron of explorers, detectives, thieves and jokesters, contains a steel statue of the cheerful mustelids deity. It is unusually cute for a serious religious idol. The room is densely filled with offerings of both precious jewelry and shiny but non-expensive objects.
Shrine of Sretniy, Inside Temple
priests
thief
I am a thief that lives near the village. I pickpocket villagers and loot their homes when while they are away. I hate to fight and I am very fast to flee from danger.
Yes, this is not a place for priests but please come in. I was told by a parishioner in my church that this place could use my help. Are you in need of an exorcist? What devilry possesses this place? No real devilry here priest...just a shrine not unlike the shrines of saints.  Stand right here while I relieve you of your coin purse. I may be a priest but I am not stupid, or weak! Leave my coin alone!  Stand back priest or I'll turn this jewel in this statue . I do not fear your false Gods or your petty violence! I fear you have been taken over by a devil, I can exorcise it from you poor soul!  Ha...I will turn this jewel and a bright light will blind you priest so that I may steal all of the coin purses in this room and run away without a scratch. You'll have to pry the jewel from my dead body, thief!  I will not allow you to commit such atrocities!  I can out pickpocket any priest or villager around.  I am going to make my leave from here with my pockets full of coin and jewels from all the fools who enter here. The only fool here is you, petty thief.  What a sad and lonely life you must live, always on the run, no chance to settle down and have a family. I can help you though, you are still Gods child.  This devil Shrine must bring out the worst in people, I have never hit another being in my life.  We must leave from here and you may change your mind. I am wrapping this coat of arms over your head and I'm headed for the door.  I am a very happy thief who hates to fight so here I will flee. Run then, thief! You will have to answer to your actions in the afterlife. Turn to God when you want to repent!