PCS | Princeton, NJ | Full Time | ONSITE | $30 - 200k  + subsidized housing.
PCS is an IT consulting company with office in Princeton, NJ. We provide non-stop challenges, no benefits and extremely high flexibility. Our small staff proudly enjoys the absence of any kind of company culture, fully self-prepared breakfast and lunch every day, onsite restrooms and annual meditation sessions. Our health and dental insurance is no-existent but, they say, this is what makes this country great. We generously do not offer paternity and maternity leave.
We are looking for a talented know-it-all IT generalist to join us. Ideal candidates demonstrate exceptional people and analytical skills with a propensity for becoming a business partner and eventually the owner of the company.
If you are a dependable, smart and socially adept individual who is tired of current life style and wants to retire in 10 years, we'd love to talk to you. Prior experience in winning Nobel prizes is not necessary.
This is not a joke, but a sad sad, job ad.
For inquiries, questions or to submit resumes, please send a bunch of  TCP packets to  perceptron2go[]gmail. All emails will be answered. No middlemen please. Thank you.
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