SEEKING WORK
ROLE: Writer.
LOCATION: New York.
REMOTE: Yes.
WILLING TO RELOCATE: For the right job.
SKILLS: Writing, web dev, management, teaching.
Woke up at 5 a.m. to write before work every day to clinch a three-year fellowship at a top MFA program for writing (highest-paying, &lt;1% acceptance rate). Clients and employers say things like "does extraordinarily high quality work" and "raises the bar high." Helped scale a startup to annual sales over $250M while earning 100% manager approval rating from anonymous employee polls. I enjoy cycling, syntax, and strategy, and my sense of humor is heroic.
Just got back from five months in Buenos Aires working on a novel and teaching myself how to code. I'm now back in the States and looking for work that matters.
Cheers.
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Ask HN: Freelancer? Seeking freelancer? (May 2016)