conversation: User (TheRealHandSanitizer): "I work for little commissions,  and when I take cash payments I use paypal, because it's so accessible to the patron. Now that I've read some of the PayPal horror stories, what other methods of payment are available that are just as easy for the patron to use? I don't want to be losing potential customers because they thought, "ugh, I don't want to deal with payment system X" or something."
  Self: "Stripe."
  