conversation: User (jonwashere1): "So my friend got a $275 drinking ticket at a college party tonight. He has 2 weeks to pay it off, and only has $20 to his name. His family can not afford it. I was wondering what an college freshman could do to make a $275 with in 2 weeks so he does not get arrested.\n\nThanks Guys!"
  Self: "Get a job."
  