conversation: User (Thrownaway133444): "Parents recently kicked me out of my house a week after graduating highschool - due to increased tension in their marriage and other factors.\nBasically I was told to get the fuck out, was given my birth cirtificate, SS card, and passport. The next day while visiting my school counselor my bag was stolen, along with half of my cash. Now I am completely ID'less. What do I do? I have filed a police report but have yet to hear back. I've been sleeping in parks for the past few weeks and am seeking some guidance in the right direction. I do plan to go to community college.\nEDIT:http://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/3agp1e/update_18_no_id_homeless/\n\nAppreciate the PMs, here's a little more info"
  Self: "Join the Navy. Seriously."
  florideWeakensUrWill (florideWeakensUrWill): "Fucking recruiters. \n\nYou can make an honest wage without submitting yourself to a decade of brainwashing, promoting violence,  and doing the will of rich old politicians in Washington. \n\nRemember the purpose of the military is to take away peoples lives. Even working in fast food is better, at least there you contribute in a positive way to the world. \n\nEdit,  have fun agreeing with each other.  Put your ears over your head and repeat I CANT HEAR YOU"
  Major__de_Coverly (Major__de_Coverly): "Lighten up, Francis. I've been in 16 years and the list of people I've killed is still pretty small. "
  Floyddit (Floyddit): "Do you regret the whole killing people thing? "
  Major__de_Coverly (Major__de_Coverly): "I was being fatuous. The only thing I've ever killed are pitchers of beer at the O Club. I don't even like guns. "
  Floyddit (Floyddit): "This sounds way cooler than you think. "
  skykingthundercock (skykingthundercock): "You should join too, it's a blasty blast. Every day is like a sitcom."
  Floyddit (Floyddit): "Sounds like a trap"
  Self: "It is. Everyday is soul sucking work I would imagine. But isn't every job?"
  Floyddit (Floyddit): "I imagine the devil's job to be soul sucking"
  