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- [whooshing]
- [papers fluttering]
**Yona**: Huh?- [whooshing]
**Silverstream**: Whoa!**Rainbow Dash**: Did I miss the Teacher of the Month announcement?**Applejack**: You're just in time. But it's gonna be me.**Rainbow Dash**: Yeah, right. I got this one nailed.**Twilight Sparkle**: And the Friendship School Teacher of the Month is... Fluttershy!**Applejack**: [groans] Again?**Rainbow Dash**: Come on!**Fluttershy**: Oh, my! I don't know how I keep winning.- [camera flashes]
**Rainbow Dash**: Yeah. Me, neither.**Twilight Sparkle**: The award is based on the students' vote. They must really like you.- [beat]
**Twilight Sparkle**: Congratulations, Fluttershy!**Fluttershy**: [giggles]**Twilight Sparkle**: Next item of business – I've been looking into a new activity for our friendship classes. Spike?- [pages flapping]
**Twilight Sparkle**: Section one-forty-seven, paragraph two states that teamwork is a key part of friendship. And section two-two-nine, paragraph nine says outdoor activity reinforces learning. Add that together, and what do you get?**Pinkie Pie**: Ooh, ooh! Okay, let me see. One-forty-seven, two-twenty-nine, carry the two... Three hundred and eighty-seven?**Twilight Sparkle**: Mm-mm. A teamwork field trip. Leading it is a Teacher of the Month-type job, so I thought I'd ask—**Applejack**: I'm your pony, Twilight! Sweet Apple Acres has taught me a thing or two about workin' together.**Rainbow Dash**: Yeah, but being a Wonderbolt's the definition of teamwork.**Applejack**: [chuckles] I'm sure you're not sayin' fancy flyin' makes ya a better choice than me.**Rainbow Dash**: [chuckles] I wouldn't say "better". Just a little more qualified. No offense.**Fluttershy**: Maybe you can lead the field trip together.**Applejack**: [stutters]**Rainbow Dash**: [stutters]**Twilight Sparkle**: Of course! Who better to model the importance of working as a team?**Pinkie Pie**: Um, Rarity? Fluttershy? Me? Spike? This flowerpot?**Twilight Sparkle**: Both of you are teamwork experts. If the students see the two of you teaching together, they'll learn even more. I know you've been competitive in the past, but I'm sure you'd never let that get in the way of friendship education.**Applejack**: Of course!**Rainbow Dash**: Totally!**Applejack**and**Rainbow Dash**: [groans, chuckles]

- [theme song]

**Ocellus**: I've never been on a field trip before.**Smolder**: Yeah, what's the point of this exactly?**Gallus**: Getting out of the classroom. Duh.**Yona**: Yak best at field-tripping! [grunts]**Silverstream**: That's what we're doing?! So fun! [grunts]**Sandbar**: [chuckles] Pretty sure the headmare has something else in mind.**Twilight Sparkle**: All right, class. Today you'll learn how important working together is for building a strong friendship.**Applejack**: Hey, y'all! Ready to get out there and do some learnin' the Apple family way?**Rainbow Dash**: This is basically gonna be the best field trip in the history of ever! With me in charge, that is. Whoa!**Applejack**: [chuckles nervously] With*us*in charge. Meanin' mostly me.**Rainbow Dash**: Yeah. Good one.**Twilight Sparkle**: And what teamwork activity do you two have planned for today?

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**Silverstream**: No... way. We get to do both?!**Twilight Sparkle**: I bet that's exactly what your teachers had in mind. Why don't you start with shed building first?**Applejack**: Heh. Don't mind if I do! Everycreature, follow the leader!**Twilight Sparkle**: I'll check in later to see how it's going. Remember to work together!

**Applejack**: [deep inhale] Now take a good, deep breath. What do you smell?**Gallus**: [inhale] Uh, yak?**Yona**: [sniffing] Mm-hmm!**Applejack**: Nope. Try again.**Ocellus**: Um, apples?**Applejack**: And...? Anyone? Anyone? No? The promise of... teamwork! That there's an apple shed. And this here is what we're gonna use to build it. Nothin' brings friends together like a little hard work and honest sweat.**Rainbow Dash**: [laughing] Sweat? Seriously? That's supposed to be part of friendship?**Applejack**: Not everypony would know that, Rainbow Dash. Just "Teacher of the Month" kind o' ponies.**Rainbow Dash**: Whatever. Let's just get this done so we can move on to*my*activity.

- [montage music]
- [hammering]
- [sawing]
**Applejack**: That's it! Measure twice and cut once! Haste makes waste! Slow and steady!**Rainbow Dash**: Emphasis on the slow.- [whoosh]
- [thudding]
**Rainbow Dash**: [grunting]**Applejack**: Rainbow Dash! Ya can't build an apple shed like that!**Rainbow Dash**: [scoffs] Oh, yeah? I just did!- [thud]
**Sandbar**: Whoa! No way!**Rest of Young Six**: Whoa!**Gallus**: Impressive... if you can call an apple shed impressive.**Applejack**: Just 'cause it's fast don't mean it's good!**Rainbow Dash**: Oh, sorry, can't hear you. Too busy practicing my "Teacher of the Month" pose. [grunting]**Applejack**: Don't count your pictures before they're snapped, Rainbow Dash.**Rainbow Dash**: Oh, come on! These students are*totally*gonna vote for a teacher who gets things done!**Applejack**: No! They're gonna vote for a teacher who gets things done*right*!**Smolder**: Yeah... This isn't awkward at all...

- [montage music continues]
- [wood creaking]
- [hammering]
**Applejack**: Steady... Steady... Take 'er nice and slow...- [creaking]
**Applejack**: Little to the left...- [creaking]
**Applejack**: Uh, a hair to the right...- [creaking]
**Applejack**: Now, a hoof shavin' higher...- [creaking]
**Rainbow Dash**: [growls]*Just bring it down already!***Gallus**and**Smolder**: [yelps]**Applejack**: [yelps]- [crash]
**Rainbow Dash**: [chuckles nervously]**Applejack**: I'll give ya one guess whose side is still standin'.**Yona**: Yak side! [grunts]- [thud]
**Yona**: [chuckles nervously] Uh...**Applejack**: [sighs]**Ocellus**: Um, professors? I'm a little confused about teamwork now.**Rainbow Dash**: That's because you need a different teacher. Follow me! Last one to the stream is a rotten apple shed!**Applejack**: [growls]

**Rainbow Dash**: Who's ready to smash the all-time Equestria speed record for river canoeing?!- [cricket chirping]
**Gallus**: Is that even a thing?**Sandbar**: First I've heard of it.**Rainbow Dash**: We need to get to the finish line before this alarm goes off. That means you gotta move fast! Any questions?**Yona**: Uh, Yona has questions.**Rainbow Dash**: No time for 'em! Get in the boat!**Applejack**: You really think winnin' some canoein' record is gonna get you that Teacher of the Month trophy?**Rainbow Dash**: I'm pretty sure everycreature's gonna like it a lot better than pounding nails and cutting wood.- [splashing]
**Yona**: Yak not like water.**Ocellus**: Sometimes, when I'm scared to try something new, I whistle.**Yona**: [weak whistling]**Gallus**: We got you, Yona.**Yona**: [yelping]- [thud]
**Applejack**: Way I see it, Twilight's gonna give that teachin' trophy to a teacher, not a racer.**Rainbow Dash**: We'll see about that.

**Rainbow Dash**: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Harder! Put your backs into it, newbies!**Applejack**: Stroooooke... Stroooooke... Stroooooke... Slower... Focus on your paddle technique, y'all.**Silverstream**: Woo-hoo! We're really going now!**Smolder**: So... when do we get to the part when we move?- [water splashing]
**Rainbow Dash**: When everycreature starts listening to*me*, the leader of*my*activity,*Applejack*! Now stroke!- [water splashing]

- [water rushing]
- [watch ticking]
**Rainbow Dash**: Dig in, team! We can still beat that record!**Applejack**: Stop!**Rainbow Dash**: Go!**Ocellus**: Which way do we go?**Rainbow Dash**: Left!**Applejack**: Right!**Silverstream**: Aye-aye, captains! Wait, what?**Rainbow Dash**: Left! I can see the finish line from here!**Applejack**: If we go left, we'll be headin' straight into the bite-acuda fish!**Rainbow Dash**: Who cares about a few fish?**Sandbar**: Uh, professors?**Applejack**: You'll care plenty when they bite ya!**Sandbar**: Guys?**Rainbow Dash**: We'll just go around them!**Sandbar**:*Rock!***All**: [screaming]- [crash!]

- [water rushing]
**All**: [gasping, coughing]**Silverstream**: [giggling]**Yona**: [panicked whistling] Oof! [grunting]- [rip!]
**Silverstream**: I love field trips!**Applejack**: I hope you're happy.**Rainbow Dash**: [scoffs] Obviously not! Because there goes our new speed record!**Yona**: [panicked whistling, coughing] Help! Yak not swim!- [transformation zap]
**Ocellus**: That's okay! Your friends can change into creatures that do!**Yona**: [panicked whistling, coughing]**Twilight Sparkle**: How's the canoeing... going?**Smolder**: About as good as the apple shed building.**Rainbow Dash**: I totally had things under control until Applejack messed 'em up!**Applejack**: I did not!**Rainbow Dash**: Did too!**Applejack**: Did not!**Gallus**: Yup. It's been like this all day.**Sandbar**: I wouldn't say*all*day. Just... ninety-nine percent of it.

**Twilight Sparkle**: I can't believe this! You're not teaching teamwork! You're competing with each other! I thought you were past that!**Rainbow Dash**: We are! Mostly.**Applejack**: We got carried away with wantin' to be the Teacher of the Month is all.**Twilight Sparkle**: The Teacher of the Month wouldn't care about being the Teacher of the Month! I know Fluttershy would be thrilled to see another pony win. That's it! I'm taking over this field trip!**Applejack**: H-Hold up, Twilight. Don't count Rainbow Dash for the award just yet. You shoulda seen her fire up those students to build a shed.**Rainbow Dash**: No way!*You're*the one the students listen to. Besides, you saved us from those pony-eating fish.- [beat]
**Rainbow Dash**: Uh, long story. But Applejack should definitely be Teacher of the Month.**Twilight Sparkle**: Hmmm... Maybe you two have learned something, after all.**Applejack**: Does that mean you'll give us another chance at the Teacher of the— [muffled]**Rainbow Dash**: Field trip?**Twilight Sparkle**: Well...**Rainbow Dash**: Come on, Twilight. We get it. No more arguing. Right, Applejack?**Applejack**: Right as rain and twice as fresh!- [hoof-bump]
**Twilight Sparkle**: Fine. But*I'm*picking the next activity you two lead. A nature walk. Nopony could possibly argue over that. Right?**Applejack**and**Rainbow Dash**: Right!**Applejack**: See? We're agreein' already.

**Applejack**: Well, look at that. The path splits up ahead. Left or right?**Smolder**: Ugh. Here we go again.**Applejack**: Where to, Rainbow Dash?**Rainbow Dash**: I was thinking right... unless you want to go left. Because what makes*you*happy makes*me*happy.**Applejack**: Aw, heck. Forget about me. You want to go right, we'll go right.**Rainbow Dash**: But teamwork means listening to other ponies, so it's up to you.**Applejack**: Well, aren't you as sweet as sugar apple pie? But it's up to*you*.**Yona**: Ugh! Follow me! Yak know best way!**Applejack**: Hey! Where are y'all goin'?

- [montage music]

**Ocellus**: I think we've gone in the same circle five times.**Sandbar**: Only because*someponies*won't make up their minds about which way to go.**Rainbow Dash**: Do you want to keep going in a circle, Applejack?**Applejack**: Up to you, Rainbow Dash. I insist.**Rainbow Dash**: [chuckles] No, no.*I*insist.**Applejack**: Heh. But*I*insisted first.**Silverstream**: Are we still on a field trip? 'Cause this just feels like being lost.**Smolder**: Ugh.- [whoosh]
**Smolder**: We can still get back to school before dark if we cross that ravine and stop doubling back.**Rainbow Dash**: We knew that. All part of our plan. Right, Applejack?**Applejack**: Uh, yup! All we have to do is, uh... build a bridge 'cross that, uh, giant canyon, and we're home free. That is, if-if you think a bridge is a good idea.**Rainbow Dash**: Only if*you*want to build a bridge.**Gallus**:*Stop!*Listen. We can just fly everyone over and be done.**Applejack**: Nope! There's still plenty o' time to teach y'all a lesson in teamwork.**Rainbow Dash**: Cooperation!**Applejack**: Togetherness!**Rainbow Dash**: You are so right!**Applejack**: Only as right as you are!**Smolder**:*Okay!*We'll build a bridge! What do we use?

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- [beat]

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**Applejack**: I'm goin' with your idea! Vines! No buts about it!**Rainbow Dash**: I-I'm building with your idea! Branches! End of story!

- [montage music]

**Ocellus**: [yawns]- [crickets chirping]
**Applejack**: [muffled] Why use a branch when you can use a vine? [grunting] Whoa!**Young Six**: [gasps]**Applejack**: [grunting]**Young Six**: [sighs]- [crack]
**Rainbow Dash**: Why didn't I think of branches to begin with? They're so— [yelping] ...easy to work with.**Young Six**: [gasps]- [wind whistling]
**Applejack**: [muffled] Come on now... [grunting] These here vines are just the thing, Rainbow Dash!**Rainbow Dash**: Not to disagree, but these here branches are the way to— [screams]**Applejack**: [screams]**Applejack**and**Rainbow Dash**: [screaming] Help!**Ocellus**: Uh, at least now they're agreeing on something.

- [vines creaking]
**Rainbow Dash**: [grunting] I can't get out!**Applejack**: Let me try. [grunting]- [vines creaking]
- [teeth snapping]
**Rainbow Dash**: Let me guess. Bite-acudas?- [splashing]
**Applejack**: Mm-hmm.- [teeth snapping]
**Applejack**: And they look mighty hungry.**Sandbar**: We gotta get our professors out of there! Anycreature have a plan?**Gallus**: Leave 'em hangin'?**Silverstream**: What?!**Gallus**: I'm kidding! ...Kinda.**Ocellus**: We need to work fast! And together!- [vines snapping]
**Smolder**: But mainly fast.**Applejack**: I hate to admit it, but—- [vines snapping]
**Applejack**: ...this whole mess is kinda our fault.**Rainbow Dash**: Yeah. No trophy is worth getting eaten over.**Applejack**: So what do ya say? You want to team up and get ourselves out of this here pickle barrel?**Rainbow Dash**: I thought you'd never ask.**Rainbow Dash**and**Applejack**: [screams]**Ocellus**: Aah! Don't worry. I'm just the distraction.**Rainbow Dash**: Ocellus?!**Applejack**: [sighs] You nearly scared the cutie marks off us!- [splashing]
**Ocellus**: [roars, chomp-chomp]- [splashing]
- [vines snapping]
**Rainbow Dash**and**Applejack**: [screaming]**Silverstream**: Need a lift?**Yona**: Yak smash! [grunting]**Sandbar**: [grunting]**Smolder**: [grunting]**Yona**: [laughing, grunting]**Sandbar**: Welcome back, professors!**Rainbow Dash**: Now,*that*was a rescue!**Applejack**: And y'all did it together!**Young Six**: [cheering]**Gallus**: No big. Those fish weren't even a thing.**Ocellus**: [growls]**Gallus**: [screams]**Ocellus**: [chuckles] Oops. Sorry.**Silverstream**: [giggles] Best... field trip... ever!

- [door opens]
**Twilight Sparkle**: Huh? How was the field trip? What did you all learn?**Rainbow Dash**and**Applejack**: Uhhhh...**Yona**: Yak learn ponies smart!**Silverstream**: Yeah! Professors Applejack and Rainbow Dash were such good teachers!**Gallus**: It was kind of crazy genius. They showed us what*not*to do so we'd figure out what we*should*do.**Twilight Sparkle**: Really...?**Sandbar**: It took us a while to get it.**Smolder**: Especially at the ravine. It would've been so much easier to just fly home.**Silverstream**: But instead, our professors built bridges the wrong way just to show us how important teamwork is.**Gallus**: Yeah. That was super dangerous. Talk about commitment.**Ocellus**: We know it's too early to pick the Teacher of the Month. But we'd like you to consider Rainbow Dash and Applejack.**Twilight Sparkle**: Thank you for telling me. I'm so glad to hear your field trip was a success. I'll make sure to schedule another one right away.**Young Six**: [cheering]**Twilight Sparkle**: [to Rainbow Dash and Applejack] You were actually just competing the entire time, weren't you?**Applejack**: To tell you the truth... yeah.**Rainbow Dash**: Well, not*all*the time. I agreed with you for the whole nature walk.**Applejack**: Only 'cause you were anglin' for that Teacher of the Month award!**Twilight Sparkle**: [groans]**Rainbow Dash**: You were the one doing the "angling"!**Applejack**: [scoffs] You were more like fandanglin'!

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- [credits]