Набор комментаторов: Pyrion Flax
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Этот набор заменяет стандартного комментатора и комментатора серий убийств на неповторимый и необузданный юмор сатирика, известного в сообществе Dota 2 как «Pyrion Flax». | ||
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Предметы набора
Приветствие
Шанс 50%, только для All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes и Mid Only
- ▶️ Um, is this thing working? дополнение
- ▶️ Dota 2. If you are playing with friends, say goodbye to them now. дополнение
- ▶️ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to Dota 2. дополнение
- ▶️ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to Dota 2. дополнение
- ▶️ Welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to losing at Dota 2. дополнение
- ▶️ Uh welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to Dota 2. дополнение
- ▶️ Phone off the hook. Shirt off. Pants off. Time to Dotes! дополнение
- ▶️ Time for Dota! Mhu hu ha ha haa! дополнение
- ▶️ Mhu hu hu ha ha ha! Let us Dotes. дополнение
- ▶️ Dota 2 welcomes you! дополнение
- ▶️ н Welcome to Dota 2.
- ▶️ It's a lovely day outside and here you are, playing Dota 2. дополнение
Шанс 5%, только для перечисленных выше режимов
- ▶️ Pyrion Flax announcer pack? Seriously? дополнение
Шанс 1%, только для перечисленных выше режимов
- ▶️ Pyrion Flax in the house! дополнение
Игровой режим
All Pick
All Random
- ▶️ п All random? What the bloody hell is going on?
- ▶️ п All random? Why would you do such a thing?
- ▶️ п All random.
Captain's Draft
Captain's Mode
Deathmatch
Easy Mode
- ▶️ н Easy mode! My favorite mode!
Least Played
Mid Only
Random Draft
Reverse Captain's Mode
Single Draft
Другие режимы
Limited Heroes, One vs One и другие возможные будущие режимы игры
- ▶️ п Pick your hero!
Выбор героя
Выбор
Запрет
- ▶️ Ban a thing!
- ▶️ Your turn to ban.
- ▶️ Ban someone please!
- ▶️ Soon they will ban.
- ▶️ They're gonna ban someone.
- ▶️ Enemy's turn to ban.
- ▶️ Your opponents are banning.
- ▶️ Radiant team ban.
- ▶️ The green team's banning someone now.
- ▶️ Dire team ban.
- ▶️ Bad dudes banning someone now.
Шанс 1%
- ▶️ Ban a dude. Ban Dark Seer, he's terrifying!
Осталось времени на выбор
- ▶️ н 10 Seconds idiot.
- ▶️ 5 seconds remaining.
- ▶️ Reserve time.
- ▶️ н You are using reserve time.
- ▶️ н Extra time.
- ▶️ н You are using extra time.
Шанс 3%
- ▶️ Reserve time. It's not free, you know.
Выбор закончен
- ▶️ н Our team is complete.
- ▶️ н Your team is complete.
- ▶️ н Radiant's team is complete.
- ▶️ н Dire's team is complete.
- ▶️ Well done, whoever did that. Let's just play Dota 2 now, geez. дополнение
- ▶️ Pick your hero!
- ▶️ You may now select your hero.
Выбор определённых героев
Шанс 30%
- ▶️ п Man, once people start calling you ancient, you know it's over.
- ▶️ п So Ancient Apparition is an apparition of an ancient apparition?
- ▶️ п Two men enter, one man leaves.
- ▶️ п Anti-fun!
- ▶️ п Hands up if you hate Anti-Mage!
- ▶️ п He hits you so hard you turn into a number!
- ▶️ п This dude is bloody terrifying.
- ▶️ п Heh he he he fire! He he he!
- ▶️ п He's master of beasts and who does he get to help him? A bird and a pig. Whop-e-do!
- ▶️ п Can he even see with that thing on?
- ▶️ п I hope he's got some cider on him.
- ▶️ п I reckon, and I'm going out on a limb here, but I reckon that this lad likes a drink.
- ▶️ п Ahh! Bloody hell! Get a massive newspaper!
- ▶️ п Buttons buttons buttons!
- ▶️ п The charge of the extremely heavy brigade.
- ▶️ п Part man, part centaur.
- ▶️ п Long lost cousin of the coneheads.
- ▶️ п He's like a really bloody unpleasant hedgehog.
- ▶️ п Ahh! It's Dark Seer! Ahh!
- ▶️ п Disruptor? I hardly knew her!
- ▶️ п He's got a lizard, a huge beard, and he can harness electricity! He's the man!
- ▶️ п Doommmmmm!
- ▶️ п Doom!
- ▶️ п Doom!
- ▶️ п Hail Doombringer.
- ▶️ п He's a dragon, a knight, and in his spare time he likes to bake.
- ▶️ п The words Drow and Ranger together is like a nerd magnet.
- ▶️ п He's a big old lovable sloth bear thing.
- ▶️ п He's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, boxed up and shoved in a crate and stored in a giant warehouse.
- ▶️ п It's gyro, not geero. He's not a flying bloody kebab.
- ▶️ п One of the few truly mustachioed heroes in the game.
- ▶️ п Huskar used to be called Buskar, but people don't give you spare change when you stab them in the neck with a flaming spear.
- ▶️ п This dragon has two heads?
- ▶️ п He's the bogof of the dragon world!
- ▶️ п Buy one dragon, get another dragon glued on the side!
- ▶️ п Buy one dragon, get another dragon melded on to the side! There's two dragons hrrr!
- ▶️ п Go on juggles!
- ▶️ п Behind that mask is a dude who is insanely dizzy!
- ▶️ п The trick with Kotl is you annoy the hell out of everybody!
- ▶️ п A bloody great blue pony thing.
- ▶️ п Hell yeah, it's Lich!
- ▶️ п You can't break those cuffs!
- ▶️ п I can break these cuffs!
- ▶️ п He looks like somebody reanimated a pizza.
- ▶️ п Oh ho ho! Oh Lina. Oh ho!
- ▶️ п She can light my fire. Because uh, she's a woman and she's got the fire and everything.
- ▶️ п Give 'em the finger!
- ▶️ п Here on the plains of the Serengeti we see the ugliest magician in the universe.
- ▶️ п What happens if he tries to hex an actual frog?
- ▶️ п How can he be called Lone Druid when he has a bear for company?
- ▶️ п Beware the moon!
- ▶️ п Good doggie! Nice little pooch!
- ▶️ п More Meepos, more problems.
- ▶️ п Worst forty-five minutes of my life was playing as Meepo.
- ▶️ п He's composed of H2O molecules that bonded with molecules of pure, grade-A bullpoop to form this monstrosity.
- ▶️ п County's biggest, dampest, most unpleasant bumhead.
- ▶️ п Naga siren. Sound the BS alarm. Aauuuuooonnn.
- ▶️ п More like Nature's Profit! Am I right? Prophet. Proph-prophet yeah it works better on paper.
- ▶️ н Necrolyte! The diet version of Necro.
- ▶️ п He works nights. Give the man a break.
- ▶️ п It's night dude!
- ▶️ п This guy is trying way too hard to be Sand King.
- ▶️ п Oh my God. I have literally no idea what to do against this guy.
- ▶️ п He looks like a really angry cat, but he has nothing to complain about.
- ▶️ п A phantom lancer is worse than a phantom fart, let me tell ya.
- ▶️ п He's a cockney. No I don't care what you think. Pudge is a cockney.
- ▶️ п Cor blimey gov!
- ▶️ п Her sister is Queen of Pine, and works for a large, Swedish furniture retailer.
- ▶️ п So hot. And so scary.
- ▶️ п Oh he's an electric razor. I finally get it!
- ▶️ п Hardest hero to draw, bar none.
- ▶️ п Multiply that by a Rubick.
- ▶️ п Harnesses the awesome power of s-sand.
- ▶️ п He's a bloody skeleton!
- ▶️ н He's got a bone motorcycle, he plays the trom-bone, he's got a bone phone, he's got it all!
- ▶️ п Something smells a bit mm-fishy.
- ▶️ п Slarduuuuur.
- ▶️ п Aw, a detestable little man.
- ▶️ п Slarkasm is the lowest form of wit.
- ▶️ п He's Meepo's brother. Just look at him.
- ▶️ п Sniper is awesome. At kill-stealing.
- ▶️ п Mmmmmove over!
- ▶️ п Storm Spirit! Ha ha ha!
- ▶️ п How can Sven inspire his allies when he's just like *mumbling sounds*?
- ▶️ п What kind of temple has an assassin?
- ▶️ п Rock beats scissors!
- ▶️ п He's a living misnomer!
- ▶️ п Undying!
- ▶️ п Who died and made you king of the zombies?
- ▶️ п He's a bear!
- ▶️ п Ursa is responsible for a lot of pants-soiling in my house.
- ▶️ п He doesn't need wards. He poops wards.
- ▶️ п Is it ve-no, or vee-no?
- ▶️ п See now this guy's easy. It's just q q q q q.
- ▶️ п Visaaaage. Sounds like an 80s band.
- ▶️ п Great. Now we're all going to die.
- ▶️ п Wisp looks like an alien that would totally kill a red shirt in an episode of Star Trek and be like my people do not comprehend death woooooo!
Шанс 25%
- ▶️ п Ah! Popped collar! Pro player alarm sounded!
- ▶️ п Yes! More beef! More beef!
- ▶️ п Hmm hm! Bearded!
- ▶️ п Ah! Nice beard!
Шанс 15%
- ▶️ п You Sneaky, unpleasant son of a bitch.
Начало битвы
Приготовьтесь к битве
- ▶️ Prepare for battle!
- ▶️ Prepare for battle.
- ▶️ Prepare for battle!
- ▶️ Prepare for battle!
- ▶️ Oh my god it's almost time!
Времени до битвы 30 секунд
10 секунд
Битва начинается
- ▶️ Time to get angry with each other. дополнение
- ▶️ Please just bear in mind I'm trying my best here. дополнение
- ▶️ The battle begins! дополнение
- ▶️ Time to get angry with each other! дополнение
- ▶️ The battle. A'begins. дополнение
- ▶️ Time to man, or woman, up! дополнение
- ▶️ Time to man up! дополнение
Убийства
First Blood
- ▶️ Rambo style. First blood!
- ▶️ If you want a war you've got. First blood!
- ▶️ First blood! дополнение
Только для зрителей
- ▶️ First blood! And I didn't miss it!
Double Kill
- ▶️ That's a twofer!
Шанс 15%, только для игрока
- ▶️ п You've got a double-kill! (harmonica)
Шанс 1%, только для игрока
- ▶️ п (While playing xylophone) They will sing a song about how awesome you were today because you have given them a thrill, because you've got a double kill!
Triple Kill
- ▶️ Boosh! Boosh! Boosh!
- ▶️ Three dudes? Impossible! дополнение
Ultra Kill
- ▶️ Oh boosh booshidie boosh-boosh!
Rampage
- ▶️ By the legend of Hall and Oates, did you see that? дополнение
Killing Spree
- ▶️ Gott im himmel! дополнение
Dominating
Шанс 15%, только для игрока
- ▶️ You just got drafted by Pwn State!
Mega Kill
Шанс 15%, только для игрока
- ▶️ You just killed a boy band's worth of enemies.
Unstoppable
- ▶️ Oh the humanity!
Wicked Sick
- ▶️ Nerf this man!
Monster Kill
- ▶️ Prophecy is true. He is the chosen one!
Godlike
- ▶️ (harmonica) Godlike! дополнение
Holy Shit
- ▶️ My god. It's full of stars!
Ownage
Шанс 20%
- ▶️ п Ownage!
Шанс 15%
- ▶️ п The square root of the own zone!
Не связанные с сериями
Шанс 5%, любая смерть игрока
- ▶️ п Boosh!
- ▶️ п Boosh!
- ▶️ п Boosh!
- ▶️ п Boosh!
- ▶️ п Boosh!
- ▶️ п Skadoosh!
- ▶️ н Boosh! Boosh! Boosh!
- ▶️ н Oh boosh booshidie boosh-boosh!
- ▶️ п Aqua-boosh!
- ▶️ п We gotta take steps.
- ▶️ н You're an anchor for this team!
Смерть всей команды
Ваша команда
Шанс 15%
- ▶️ п Number one on Fails of the Week, guaranteed!
- ▶️ п Toughen up!
- ▶️ п Toughen up!
- ▶️ п Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
- ▶️ п What the hell is going on?
Шанс 5%
- ▶️ п Well done man! Now we can all respawn together and hold hands and sing songs around the freaking campfire about what an idiot you are.
Вражеская команда
Шанс 50%
- ▶️ п Oh man that teamfight had more booshes than a boosh salad!
- ▶️ п Booshes galore!
- ▶️ п Does anybody else need a new pair of underpants.
- ▶️ п That play just made it into the Grand Pantheon of Dota 2 plays. But it is a very, very big pantheon.
- ▶️ п What are we playing for here?
- ▶️ п Bibble bibble bibble.
- ▶️ п We got this man. We got this by the ass.
- ▶️ п This is one of those games I wish was in slow-mo because my brain just melted.
- ▶️ п Okay, someone explain what happened because I have literally no idea.
Командные объявления
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Сооружение атаковано |
Верхняя башня
Шанс 25%
Шанс 1%
Центральная башня
Шанс 25%
Нижняя башня
Верхние казармы
Центральные казармы
Нижние казармы
Древний'
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Верхняя башня
Центральная башня
Нижняя башня
Верхние казармы
Шанс 10%
Центральные казармы Нижние казармы
Шанс 10%
Древний'
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Верхняя башня
Центральная башня
Нижняя башня
Верхние казармы Центральные казармы
Нижние казармы
Древний'
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Сооружение разрушено |
Верхняя башня
Центральная башня
Нижняя башня
Верхние казармы
Центральные казармы
Нижние казармы
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Верхняя башня Центральная башня
Нижняя башня Верхние казармы
Шанс 10%
Центральные казармы
Нижние казармы |
Верхняя башня Центральная башня
Нижняя башня
Верхние казармы Центральные казармы
Нижние казармы
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Верхняя башня
Центральная башня
Нижняя башня
Верхние казармы Центральные казармы
Нижние казармы
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Сооружение добито |
Верхняя башня
Центральная башня
Нижняя башня
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Верхняя башня Центральная башня
Нижняя башня |
Верхняя башня
Центральная башня
Нижняя башня
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Верхняя башня
Центральная башня
Нижняя башня
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Сооружения укреплены |
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Победа |
Шанс 15%, команда сил Света
Шанс 15%, команда сил Тьмы
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Шанс 15%
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Шанс 15%, команда сил Света
Шанс 15%, команда сил Тьмы
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Возрождение
Шанс 5%
- ▶️ п If you do that again, your teammates are going to shout at you, and you will cry.
- ▶️ п Why aren't you getting this?
- ▶️ п Uh, being bad is a choice.
- ▶️ п Stop being aggressively terrible.
- ▶️ п Man this Batrider is awesome. He hasn't touched the ground once since the match started!
- ▶️ п Axe goes to base to respawn.
- ▶️ п Good day sir!
- ▶️ п You should steal the power of not sucking.
- ▶️ п Pudge, let's not sugarcoat it, this man is a food singularity!
- ▶️ п Spirit Breaker is not amoooosed.
Враг ушел с линии
- ▶️ н Your top is missing.
- ▶️ н Missing top!
- ▶️ н Missing top!
- ▶️ н Missing middle!
- ▶️ н Middle is missing!
- ▶️ н Missing middle!
- ▶️ н Your bottom is missing.
- ▶️ н Your bottom is missing.
- ▶️ н Where's your bottom? It's missing!
Периоды бездействия
Шанс 15%, в любой момент
- ▶️ н I may need to alt+tab from time to time to find out how this all works.
- ▶️ п It could go one way, or the other, which is to say: I have no idea what the hell is going on.
- ▶️ п How's the weather there? Eh? Raining here. Yeah. Rubbish isn't it. Oh well.
- ▶️ п Let me just set my alarm here. Wake me up when people start playing Dota.
Шанс 15%, в середине игры и далее
- ▶️ п Ah to be young again.
- ▶️ п I wish to God I could be even one-tenth as good as these guys.
- ▶️ п Somebody take over please. I need to make a cup of tea.
- ▶️ п Once upon a time, there was a game of Dota 2. And nothing happened at all.
- ▶️ п Congratulations. You're the one-millionth Dota 2 player to make me fall asleep.
- ▶️ п (whistling)
- ▶️ п (whistling)
- ▶️ п This game is like a donut filled with lava and diamonds. Boiling hot diamonds!
- ▶️ п Thanks for inviting me to commentate on the most boring game ever!
- ▶️ п Mrs. Flax just asked me if I ever intend to spend time with my family again. Answer is no.
- ▶️ п Stick the bloody kettle on, would you?
Покупка определенного предмета
Шанс 25%
- ▶️ п You got the omlette!
- ▶️ п You got the omlette!
- ▶️ п Armlet of Mordigigigigian!
- ▶️ п Armlet of Mordigigiagugun!
- ▶️ п Armlet of Mordigiagan.
- ▶️ п Aghanim's skepter.
- ▶️ п Aghanim's scepter. There's almost certainly something else you should've bought.
- ▶️ п Bash some skulls!
- ▶️ п Battlefury.
- ▶️ п Black king bar.
- ▶️ п Ah black king bar!
- ▶️ п Blade mail.
- ▶️ п Blinku dagger!
- ▶️ п Blink dagger.
- ▶️ п Noice blink dagger.
- ▶️ п Bloodstooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone.
- ▶️ п Has to be the most terrifying butterfly ever.
- ▶️ п Daedaladlus. Daeladelus.
- ▶️ п Dagon'it!
- ▶️ п Dagoon!
- ▶️ п Dagon.
- ▶️ п Divine Rapier. Lord have mercy.
- ▶️ п Rapier throw incoming!
- ▶️ п Drum of endurance. Now with electrolytes!
- ▶️ п Eaglesong!
- ▶️ п Ethereal blade!
- ▶️ п E-blade!
- ▶️ п Eul's scepter of spinerocity.
- ▶️ п Nobody's forcing you. Heh heh heh.
- ▶️ п Heart of Terrasque.
- ▶️ п Heaven's Halberd!
- ▶️ п Helm of the Demominiminator.
- ▶️ п Helm of the lowest common denominator.
- ▶️ п Hoodie of defiance.
- ▶️ п Take that, you invisible swine!
- ▶️ п Mm manta style.
- ▶️ п Your manta style is strong. But it is no match for my dragon style.
- ▶️ п Mjollininer.
- ▶️ п Mjoeoew.
- ▶️ п Mjeoneer.
- ▶️ п A monkey walks into a bar and, and the bartender says Why the long face? um…
- ▶️ п Mask of madness!
- ▶️ п If you buy Mask of Madness, you are literally mad.
- ▶️ п Ah! A mystic staff!
- ▶️ п Necronominina.
- ▶️ п Necrominomina. Necrominun. Necuclun. Necbook!
- ▶️ п Orchid Malevolelence!
- ▶️ п Peseverrence.
- ▶️ п Pipe! Of. Insight.
- ▶️ п Poor Man's Shield? This thing costs a fortune!
- ▶️ п Poor Man's Shield? Boy when I was young we couldn't afford any kind of shield. Had to make do with friend's face!
- ▶️ п When I was young, we couldn't afford a shield. Had to make do with a friend's face.
- ▶️ п Pub blade.
- ▶️ п Radiance!
- ▶️ п These do not stack.
- ▶️ п Rod of Atos. No healthcare for you.
- ▶️ п Sandwich and usual.
- ▶️ п Sandwich and pasta.
- ▶️ п Eye of Skadi.
- ▶️ п Power shoes.
- ▶️ п Shame you can't switch treads to 'do not suck'.
- ▶️ п Mega shoes.
- ▶️ п Vangward.
- ▶️ п Vongward.
- ▶️ п Veil of Discord, or as I call it: Christmas at my mother in law's! Ba-dombo-tsh!
Шанс 20%
Шанс 15%
- ▶️ п Mana boots! Hell yeah!
- ▶️ п Arcane boots. Now you can continue to waste mana in inefficient ways!
- ▶️ п Here friend. Have a sip from my bottle.
- ▶️ п A potion of clarity.
- ▶️ п Clarity potion. I could seriously use a few of these right now.
- ▶️ п What the hell is that thing?
- ▶️ п Good luck little guy. You're gonna need it.
- ▶️ п No mere donkey, this.
- ▶️ п Could someone please upgrade the courier-oh! Thank you.
- ▶️ п Congrats! Your courier can now fly to its death instead of just walk there.
- ▶️ п Pff, heavy hands.
- ▶️ п Mekansm. Ugh. I hate having to buy this boring, boring item.
- ▶️ п Quelling blade!
- ▶️ п Queue-ling blade!
- ▶️ п Now you can eat trees. So useful!
- ▶️ п Tangos. Mm, delicious.
- ▶️ п Tangos. Use them wisely.
- ▶️ п Delicious tangos.
Шанс 10%
- ▶️ п Smoke gank incoming!
- ▶️ п Tryhards.
- ▶️ п You know what you're doing!
- ▶️ п Only me and Lich get excited about wards. I know that's pathetic.
- ▶️ п I love wards almost as much as Lich does.
- ▶️ п Wards. Now you have no excuse for getting ganked.
- ▶️ п Band of Elvenskin? Literally? That's barbaric!
- ▶️ п Dusty springfield!
- ▶️ п Invisible swine!
- ▶️ п Take that, you invisible swine!
- ▶️ п Linken's what?
- ▶️ п Magic stick!
- ▶️ п Uh if you like that magic stick, I have some magic beans for you.
- ▶️ п Here, this stick is magic, I promise.
- ▶️ п Slippers of Agility? Have you ever tried running in slippers?
Шанс 5%
- ▶️ п This salve cannot heal a broken heart.
- ▶️ п Iron branches. Far, far more useful than they sound.
- ▶️ п There is no town. Just more bloody towers.
Шанс 1%
- ▶️ п About bloody time.
Без категории
- ▶️ н What do we do with a drunken P-Flax early in the morning.
- ▶️ н Why isn't this courier upgraded you legendarily worthless bastard?!
Дополнения
Приветствие
All Pick
- ▶️ п All pick.
Шанс 25%
- ▶️ п All pick, thank God.
Least Played
- ▶️ п Least played!
Шанс 25%
Limited Heroes
- ▶️ п Pick your hero!
Mid Only
Выбор закончен
Битва начинается
Шанс 50%
- ▶️ The eternal struggle betwixt creep and creep lumbers on.
- ▶️ Go on creeps! Hit those other creeps!
- ▶️ Boom! Welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to being a Dota 2 announcer.
Шанс 50%, если команда состоит из 5 керри
- ▶️ This team is the manliest team imaginable!
Шанс 15%
- ▶️ Into the valley of death rode the five idiots.
First Blood
Шанс 25%
- ▶️ I don't know if you're hacking or my game is bugged or something but seriously.
- ▶️ My three-year-old can do this.
Triple Kill, Rampage & Killing Spree
Шанс 15%
- ▶️ п Now where did I put my grave-dancing shoes?
Godlike
- ▶️ п Before he knew it, nine men lay dead at his feet. Nine!
- ▶️ п Roll around in their insides. DO IT!
Строения укреплены
Шанс 10%, если укрепление использовали враги
- ▶️ п Their tower's doing that woooo thing. Fortified!
Рошан убит
Шанс 5%, если убит вашей командой
- ▶️ п The Aegis-slash-Aajis-slash-Eejis of the immortal!
Шанс 25%, 3-я и следующие смерти
- ▶️ п So l-let me get this straight: you walk into a man's house, you kill him, and you take his cheese. What's wrong with you?
- ▶️ п Congratulations on making a really sad story even sadder.
- ▶️ п He has cheese in his pockets?
- ▶️ п Cheese!
- ▶️ п Pure cheese.
Шанс 1%, 3-я и следующие смерти
- ▶️ п Now I have an aegis. Ho ho ho.
Победа
- ▶️ н Congratulations. Here's the end screen.
Шанс 50%, для победившей команды
- ▶️ Wow! Oh! I mean I--I didn't see that coming!
- ▶️ If it wasn't for my guides, this would not have been possible.
- ▶️ I'm glad we won.
- ▶️ (Incoherent cheering)
- ▶️ (Incoherent cheering)
- ▶️ Yay! We won! MVP goes to the guy with the longest name.
- ▶️ Woo hoo! We won! MVP goes to whoever died the most. Well done!
Шанс 15%, для проигравшей команды
- ▶️ You lost. It was totally my fault. I'm really sorry.
Положительные
Шанс 30%
- ▶️ п If it was me, I'd need a new pair of pants.
- ▶️ п Are you serious?
- ▶️ п Are you serious?
- ▶️ п Hmm hm hm ho ho ho ha ha!
- ▶️ п Ha ha ha ha ha gold!
- ▶️ п Die große Mannen auf dem Campus.
- ▶️ п Noice!
- ▶️ п This is really remarkable Steve.
- ▶️ п Take that you bounders!
Шанс 1%, разрушена вражеская башня, только для игроков
Отрицательные
Шанс 30%
- ▶️ п Wow, you make me look good. Thanks!
- ▶️ п A wizard should know better.
- ▶️ п Booo!
- ▶️ п Bro do you even lift?
- ▶️ п Bro do you even lift?
- ▶️ п If you're feeling faint that's okay. Just lie down, elevate the legs, and breathe into this paper bag.
- ▶️ п There is no ointment, cream, nor poultice to heal these wounds.
- ▶️ п Who did that? Who did that?
Шанс 5%
- ▶️ п Is there any way back from this? No.
- ▶️ п Towers are being bulldozed, but for what? This is all meaningless!
Шанс 1%, разрушена башня сил Тьмы, только для зрителей
- ▶️ п Bad dudes. Why didn't you buy TP scrolls? Seriously. Even I do that.
Отрицательные продолжающиеся
Шанс 20%
- ▶️ п Ding dong!
- ▶️ п Can we pause please? I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
- ▶️ п Why is this so bloody difficult?
- ▶️ п We're detecting high levels of suckocity, captain.
- ▶️ п Ey yous guys doin' some great work fuggedaboutit.
- ▶️ п Ey fuggedaboutit.
- ▶️ п Oh man this is totally harshing my mellow.
- ▶️ п Guy guys guys. You need to defend here.
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