(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hi)) (, ,) (NP (NN honey)) (. .)))
Bernadette
Hi, honey.
discourse
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
honey
honey
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hey) (. .)))
Howard
Hey.
root
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD made) (NP (DT some) (NNS brownies)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP want) (NP (CD one)))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
I made some brownies . You want one?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
make
made
VERB
VBD
det
some
some
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
browny
brownies
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG kidding) (, ,) (FRAG (INTJ (UH right)) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG trying) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB lose) (NP (NN weight))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (NNP God)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD were) (NP (NP (NNS partners)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT this) (NN marriage)))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
You're kidding, right? I mean, you know I'm trying to lose weight . God, I thought we were partners in this marriage.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
kid
kidding
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
right
right
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
try
trying
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
lose
lose
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
weight
weight
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
ccomp
Number=Plur
partner
partners
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
marriage
marriage
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP are) (. .) (S (VP (VB Stop) (NP (PRP it)))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (JJ last) (NN time))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ fat)))) (. .)))
Bernadette
We are . Stop it . And for the last time, you're not fat.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
reparandum
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stop
Stop
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
conj
Degree=Pos
fat
fat
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Tell) (NP (DT that)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN bathroom) (NN scale))))) (, ,) (UH 'cause) (S (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you)))) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG lying)))) (. .)))
Howard
Tell that to the bathroom scale, 'cause one of you is lying.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
tell
Tell
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
bathroom
bathroom
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
scale
scale
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
'cause
'cause
INTJ
UH
nsubj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
lie
lying
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADJP (UH Fine)) (, ,) (VP (VB forget) (SBAR (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD asked)))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBD was) (NP (NP (NN dinner)) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mom) (POS 's)))))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Fine, forget I asked . How was dinner at your mom's?
discourse
Fine
Fine
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
forget
forget
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
ask
asked
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Number=Sing
dinner
dinner
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
mom
mom
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (JJ Awful) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB rub) (NP (PRP$ her) (NN ointment)) (PP (ADVP (RB all)) (IN over) (NP (PRP her))) (ADVP (RB again)))))) (. .)))
Howard
Awful . I had to rub her ointment all over her again.
discourse
Degree=Pos
Awful
Awful
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
rub
rub
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
ointment
ointment
NOUN
NN
advmod
all
all
ADV
RB
case
over
over
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD ca) (RB n't) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VB do) (NP (PRP it)))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Why can't she do it?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH 'Cause)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN got) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RB deeply) (JJ unhealthy)) (NN relationship))))))) (. .) (S (SBAR (WHNP (WDT Which)) (S (VP (VBZ reminds) (NP (PRP me))))) (, ,) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB get) (NP (NP (DT any) (NNS samples)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT this)))) (PP (IN from) (NP (NN work))))))))) (. ?) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBN supposed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB last) (NP (NP (PRP her)) (NP (DT a) (NN month))))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB take) (PP (IN into) (VP (VB account))) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ square) (NN footage)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ her) (RB back)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
'Cause we've got a deeply unhealthy relationship . Which reminds me, do you think you can get any samples of this from work? This was supposed to last her a month, but they didn't take into account the square footage of her back.
discourse
'cause
'Cause
INTJ
UH
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
deeply
deeply
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
unhealthy
unhealthy
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
Which
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
remind
reminds
VERB
VBZ
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
det
any
any
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
sample
samples
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
case
from
from
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
suppose
supposed
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
last
last
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
month
month
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
case
into
into
ADP
IN
obl
VerbForm=Inf
account
account
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
square
square
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
footage
footage
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How) (RB long)) (SQ (VBP have) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG putting) (NP (DT this)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP her)))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
How long have you been putting this on her?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
advmod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
put
putting
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (JJ Few) (NNS weeks) (. .) (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (. ?)))
Howard
Few weeks . Why?
amod
Degree=Pos
few
Few
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Plur
week
weeks
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (ADJP (RB really) (JJ strong)) (NN estrogen) (NN cream)))) (. .) (S (INTJ (UH Please)) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP me)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG wearing) (NP (NNS gloves))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
This is really strong estrogen cream . Please tell me you've been wearing gloves.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
strong
strong
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
estrogen
estrogen
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
cream
cream
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
please
Please
INTJ
UH
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
wear
wearing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Plur
glove
gloves
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN Like) (NP (DT these) (JJ swollen) (NNS sausages))) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB fit) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNS gloves))))) (. .)))
Howard
Like these swollen sausages could fit in gloves.
case
like
Like
ADP
IN
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
this
these
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
swollen
swollen
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Plur
sausages
sausages
NOUN
NNS
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
fit
fit
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
glove
gloves
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Howie)) (, ,) (NP (DT the) (NN estrogen)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG getting) (VP (VBN absorbed) (PP (IN by) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN skin)))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN been) (ADJP (ADJP (RB all) (JJ bloated) (CC and) (JJ moody)) (CC and) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ giant) (NN pain)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN ass))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Howie, the estrogen's getting absorbed by your skin . That's why you've been all bloated and moody and a giant pain in the ass.
vocative
Number=Sing
Howie
Howie
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
estrogen
estrogen
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
aux:pass
VerbForm=Ger
get
getting
AUX
VBG
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
absorb
absorbed
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl:agent
Number=Sing
skin
skin
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
PronType=Rel
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
advmod
all
all
ADV
RB
advcl:relcl
Degree=Pos
bloated
bloated
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
moody
moody
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
giant
giant
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
pain
pain
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
ass
ass
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ full) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN estrogen)))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB act) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT that)))))) (. .)))
Howard
You're full of estrogen and you don't act like that.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
full
full
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
estrogen
estrogen
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
act
act
VERB
VB
case
like
like
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB 'cause)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (DT a) (NN woman)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN had) (NP (NP (NP (NNS years)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN practice)))) (VP (VBG riding) (NP (DT the) (NN dragon))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
That's 'cause I'm a woman . I've had years of practice riding the dragon.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
'cause
'cause
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
have
had
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
practice
practice
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
ride
riding
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
dragon
dragon
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB wear) (NP (NNS gloves)) (NP (JJ next) (NN time)))) (. .)))
Howard
I'll wear gloves next time.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
wear
wear
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
glove
gloves
NOUN
NNS
amod
Degree=Pos
next
next
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (PRP It))) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB take) (NP (DT a) (JJ few) (NNS weeks)) (SBAR (IN for) (S (NP (DT the) (NNS hormones)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB leave) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN system))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
It's still gonna take a few weeks for the hormones to leave your system.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
few
few
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
week
weeks
NOUN
NNS
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
hormone
hormones
NOUN
NNS
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
leave
leave
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
system
system
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP feel) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ stupid) (. .) (CC And) (ADJP (JJ fat)))) (. .)))
Howard
I feel so stupid . And fat.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
feel
feel
VERB
VBP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
stupid
stupid
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
fat
fat
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (VBP look) (ADJP (JJ great)) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me))) (. .) (PP (IN In) (NP (NN fact))) (, ,) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB why)) (SQ (VBP do) (RB n't) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN bedroom))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB prove) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP you)))))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
You still look great to me . In fact, why don't we go in the bedroom and I'll prove it to you?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VBP
xcomp
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
in
In
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
fact
fact
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
bedroom
bedroom
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
conj
VerbForm=Inf
prove
prove
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (RB just) (PRP$ your) (NN solution)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN everything)))))) (. !)))
Howard
I mean, that's just your solution to everything!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
solution
solution
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
everything
PRON
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
Hi, honey. Hey. I made some brownies . You want one? You're kidding, right? I mean, you know I'm trying to lose weight . God, I thought we were partners in this marriage. We are . Stop it . And for the last time, you're not fat. Tell that to the bathroom scale, 'cause one of you is lying. Fine, forget I asked . How was dinner at your mom's? Awful . I had to rub her ointment all over her again. Why can't she do it? 'Cause we've got a deeply unhealthy relationship . Which reminds me, do you think you can get any samples of this from work? This was supposed to last her a month, but they didn't take into account the square footage of her back. How long have you been putting this on her? Few weeks . Why? This is really strong estrogen cream . Please tell me you've been wearing gloves. Like these swollen sausages could fit in gloves. Howie, the estrogen's getting absorbed by your skin . That's why you've been all bloated and moody and a giant pain in the ass. You're full of estrogen and you don't act like that. That's 'cause I'm a woman . I've had years of practice riding the dragon. I'll wear gloves next time. It's still gonna take a few weeks for the hormones to leave your system. I feel so stupid . And fat. You still look great to me . In fact, why don't we go in the bedroom and I'll prove it to you? I mean, that's just your solution to everything!