(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (SQ (MD can) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB come) (ADVP (RB in)))) (. ?)))
Howard
Hey, can I come in?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
advmod
in
in
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Apparently)) (NP (DT any) (NN man)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ welcome)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT this) (NN house)))) (. .) (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (RB not) (SQ (NP (PRP you)) (. ?) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (VP (VBG waiting) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN car))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Apparently any man is welcome in this house . Why not you? I thought you were waiting in the car.
advmod
apparently
Apparently
ADV
RB
det
any
any
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
welcome
welcome
ADJ
JJ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
house
house
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
wait
waiting
VERB
VBG
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (NP (DT an) (NN hour)) (RB ago)))) (, ,) (S (NP (NNP Sheldon) (. .)) (NP (DT A) (NN Jew)) (VP (VBZ sits) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NN front)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN house)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP Texas))))))) (SBAR (RB that) (RB long)))) (, ,) (S (NP (NML (`` ") (IN For) (NNP Sale) ('' ")) (NNS signs)) (VP (VBP start) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (PRT (RP up))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP take) (NP (PRP it)) (SBAR (S (NP (NNS things)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB smoothly)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mom))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
That was an hour ago, Sheldon . A Jew sits in front of a house in Texas that long, " For Sale " signs start to go up . I take it things didn't go smoothly with your mom.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
hour
hour
NOUN
NN
root
ago
ago
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
Jew
Jew
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sit
sits
VERB
VBZ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
front
front
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
house
house
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Texas
Texas
PROPN
NNP
advmod
that
that
ADV
RB
advmod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
case
for
For
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Sale
Sale
PROPN
NNP
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
nsubj
Number=Plur
sign
signs
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
start
start
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
take
take
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
smoothly
smoothly
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
mom
mom
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (PP (IN past) (NP (DT this)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'm not sure how we're going to get past this.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
case
past
past
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (NN sort) (IN of)) (VP (VBD went) (PP (IN through) (NP (NP (NN something)) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT this) (PRP myself)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
You know, I...I sort of went through something like this myself.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
sort
sort
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
go
went
VERB
VBD
case
through
through
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
obl:npmod
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
myself
myself
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NNP Howard)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 've) (RB all) (VP (VBN seen) (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mother)) (ADJP (JJ naked)))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT That) (NN woman)) (VP (VBZ needs) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB learn) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB tie) (NP (DT a) (NN robe))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Howard, we've all seen your mother naked . That woman needs to learn how to tie a robe.
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
all
all
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
see
seen
VERB
VBN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Degree=Pos
naked
naked
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
needs
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
learn
learn
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
tie
tie
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
robe
robe
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG talking) (PP (IN about) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mom)) (VP (VBD started) (S (VP (VBG seeing) (NP (NN someone)) (SBAR (NP (DT a) (NN couple) (NNS years)) (IN after) (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN dad)) (VP (VBD left)))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
I'm talking about when my mom started seeing someone a couple years after my dad left.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
talk
talking
VERB
VBG
obl
about
about
ADP
IN
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
mom
mom
NOUN
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
start
started
VERB
VBD
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
see
seeing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod:npmod
Number=Sing
couple
couple
NOUN
NN
obl:npmod
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
mark
after
after
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
dad
dad
NOUN
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
leave
left
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD did)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I didn't know she did.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG dating) (NP (DT this) (NN guy))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (NN kind)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN jerk)) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP her)))))) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it))))) (. .)))
Howard
Yeah, she was dating this guy, and I was kind of a jerk to her about it.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
date
dating
VERB
VBG
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
jerk
jerk
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB do))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What did you do?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (S (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB say) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (DT the) (ADJP (RBS most) (JJ vicious)) (NML (NN bar) (NN mitzvah)) (NN speech)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN history)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Temple) (NNP Beth) (NNP El) (. .)))))) (ADVP (UH Anyway))))))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD broke) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP him))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB basically)) (VP (VBN been) (ADJP (JJ alone)) (ADVP (RB ever) (RB since))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP She)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBD said) (NP (PRP it)))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VBD felt) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT the) (NN reason) (WRB why))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Well, let's just say it was the most vicious bar mitzvah speech in the history of Temple Beth El . Anyway, she broke up with him . And she's basically been alone ever since . She never said it, but I always felt I was the reason why.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
advmod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADV
RBS
amod
Degree=Pos
vicious
vicious
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
bar
bar
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
mitzvah
mitzvah
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Number=Sing
speech
speech
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
history
history
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Temple
Temple
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Beth
Beth
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
El
El
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
anyway
Anyway
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
break
broke
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
basically
basically
ADV
RB
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
conj
Degree=Pos
alone
alone
ADJ
JJ
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
advmod
since
since
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
feel
felt
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (IN Although) (, ,) (S (PP (VBN based) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN story))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB absolutely)) (VP (VBD were) (NP (DT the) (NN reason) (WHADVP (WRB why)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Although, based on your story, you absolutely were the reason why.
mark
although
Although
SCONJ
IN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
base
based
VERB
VBN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
story
story
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
absolutely
absolutely
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (DT All)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG saying)))))) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD might) (RB not) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN way)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mom) (POS 's)) (NN happiness))))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
All I'm saying is you might not want to get in the way of your mom's happiness.
nsubj:outer
all
All
DET
DT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
say
saying
VERB
VBG
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
mom
mom
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
nmod
Number=Sing
happiness
happiness
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD may) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN point))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP love) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mother)) (. .) (SBAR (ADVP (RB Even)) (IN if) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ fornicates) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT a) (JJ demonic) (NN weasel)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You may have a point . I love my mother . Even if she fornicates like a demonic weasel.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
may
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
love
love
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
even
Even
ADV
RB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
fornicate
fornicates
VERB
VBZ
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
demonic
demonic
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
weasel
weasel
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (NP (DT the) (NN healing)) (VP (VBZ begins)) (. .)))
Howard
And the healing begins.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
healing
healing
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
begin
begins
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Hey, can I come in? Apparently any man is welcome in this house . Why not you? I thought you were waiting in the car. That was an hour ago, Sheldon . A Jew sits in front of a house in Texas that long, " For Sale " signs start to go up . I take it things didn't go smoothly with your mom. I'm not sure how we're going to get past this. You know, I...I sort of went through something like this myself. Howard, we've all seen your mother naked . That woman needs to learn how to tie a robe. I'm talking about when my mom started seeing someone a couple years after my dad left. I didn't know she did. Yeah, she was dating this guy, and I was kind of a jerk to her about it. What did you do? Well, let's just say it was the most vicious bar mitzvah speech in the history of Temple Beth El . Anyway, she broke up with him . And she's basically been alone ever since . She never said it, but I always felt I was the reason why. Although, based on your story, you absolutely were the reason why. All I'm saying is you might not want to get in the way of your mom's happiness. You may have a point . I love my mother . Even if she fornicates like a demonic weasel. And the healing begins.