(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ pleased) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB hear) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NP (DT this) (NN morning)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN parking) (NN garage)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD saw) (NP (NP (NP (DT this) (NN oil) (NN stain)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN ground)))) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBN shaped) (PP (ADVP (RB just)) (IN like) (NP (PRP$ my) (NML (NML (NN ex) (HYPH -) (NN girlfriend)) (, ,) (NML (NNP Lucy)) (, ,)))))))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB get) (ADJP (JJ upset)) (ADVP (IN at) (DT all)))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
I think you'd be pleased to hear that this morning in the parking garage, I saw this oil stain on the ground that was shaped just like my ex - girlfriend, Lucy, and I didn't get upset at all.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
pleased
pleased
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
hear
hear
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
morning
morning
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
garage
garage
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
see
saw
VERB
VBD
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
oil
oil
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
stain
stain
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
ground
ground
NOUN
NN
nsubj:pass
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
shape
shaped
VERB
VBN
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
ex
ex
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obl
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Lucy
Lucy
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
upset
upset
ADJ
JJ
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
all
all
DET
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ proud) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .)))
Howard
I'm proud of you.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
proud
proud
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB be) (, ,) (SINV (UH 'cause) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG looking) (ADJP (JJ good))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Well, you should be, 'cause she was looking good.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
reparandum
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
'cause
'cause
INTJ
UH
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
look
looking
VERB
VBG
xcomp
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (JJ Dear) (NN Lord)) (. !) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (DT an) (NN astronomer)))) (. .) (S (S (SBAR (IN Although) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD may) (VP (VB have) (NP (JJ earthly) (NNS woes)))))) (, ,) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mind)) (ADVP (RB back) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NNS stars) (. .) (UH Gee)))))) (, ,) (NP (RB even) (DT the) (JJ lowly) (NN dung) (NN beetle)) (VP (VBZ chooses) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB plot) (NP (PRP$ its) (NN course)) (PP (IN by) (S (VP (VBG using) (NP (DT the) (NNP Milky) (NNP Way)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Dear Lord! You're an astronomer . Although you may have earthly woes, get your mind back on the stars . Gee, even the lowly dung beetle chooses to plot its course by using the Milky Way.
amod
Degree=Pos
dear
Dear
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
lord
Lord
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
astronomer
astronomer
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
although
Although
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
may
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
earthly
earthly
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
woe
woes
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mind
mind
NOUN
NN
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
star
stars
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
gee
Gee
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
lowly
lowly
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
dung
dung
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
beetle
beetle
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
choose
chooses
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
plot
plot
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
its
its
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
mark
by
by
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
use
using
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
milky
Milky
ADJ
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
Way
Way
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (DT that)) (ADJP (JJ true)) (. ?)))
Raj
Is that true?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
root
Degree=Pos
true
true
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (NN Everything)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP say))))) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ true) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (, ,) (ADVP (IN of) (NN course)) (, ,) (NP (DT the) (NN dung) (NN beetle)) (ADVP (RB also)) (VP (VBZ enjoys) (S (VP (VP (VBG eating) (NP (NNS feces))) (, ,) (VP (VBG living) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNS feces)))) (CC and) (VP (VBG making) (NP (JJ little) (NNS balls)) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS feces) (. .)))) (RB So) (VP (VB pick) (CC and) (VB choose) (WHNP (WHNP (WDT which) (NNS aspects)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (PRP$ its) (NN lifestyle)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB embrace)))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Everything I say is true . Now, of course, the dung beetle also enjoys eating feces, living in feces and making little balls out of feces . So pick and choose which aspects of its lifestyle you want to embrace.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
Everything
PRON
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VBP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
true
true
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
of
of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
dung
dung
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
beetle
beetle
NOUN
NN
advmod
also
also
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
enjoy
enjoys
VERB
VBZ
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
eat
eating
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Plur
fece
feces
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
VerbForm=Ger
live
living
VERB
VBG
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
fece
feces
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Ger
make
making
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
ball
balls
NOUN
NNS
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
fece
feces
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
pick
pick
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
choose
choose
VERB
VB
det
PronType=Int
which
which
DET
WDT
obj
Number=Plur
aspect
aspects
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
its
its
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
lifestyle
lifestyle
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
embrace
embrace
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Come) (PRT (RP on)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNS girls))) (ADVP (RB now)))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (PRP It))) (VP (MD should) (RB n't) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ hard)) (SBAR (IN for) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB meet) (NP (NP (NN someone)) (ADJP (JJ new)))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Come on, you can talk to girls now . It shouldn't be hard for you to meet someone new.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
girl
girls
NOUN
NNS
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
hard
hard
ADJ
JJ
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
meet
meet
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (MD can) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB meet) (NP (NP (NN someone)) (ADJP (JJ new))) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (ADVP (RB everywhere)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP look)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP see) (NP (NP (NNP Lucy) (POS 's)) (NN face))) (. ?) (S (VP (VB Tell) (NP (PRP me)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB see) (NP (PRP$ her) (NN smile)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN crust)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT this) (NML (NN chicken) (NN pot)) (NN pie))))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
How can I meet someone new when everywhere I look, I see Lucy's face? Tell me you don't see her smile in the crust of this chicken pot pie.
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
meet
meet
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
advmod
everywhere
everywhere
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
see
see
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Lucy
Lucy
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Sing
face
face
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
tell
Tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
smile
smile
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
crust
crust
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
chicken
chicken
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
pot
pot
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
pie
pie
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (SQ (MD will) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB stop) (NP (PRP it)))) (. !) (ADVP (RB Now)) (, ,) (VP (VB listen) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me)))) (. .) (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ welcome) (NN party)) (PP (IN for) (NP (JJ incoming) (NN post) (HYPH -) (NNS docs)))) (NP (NN tonight)) (. .) (S (VP (VP (VB Go) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP it)))) (CC and) (VP (VB meet) (NP (NP (NN someone)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ is) (RB n't) (ADJP (VBN made) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN grease) (CC or) (NN pie))))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Oh, will you stop it! Now, listen to me . There's a welcome party for incoming post - docs tonight . Go to it and meet someone who isn't made of grease or pie.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
stop
stop
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
listen
listen
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
welcome
welcome
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
incoming
incoming
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
post
post
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nmod
Number=Plur
doc
docs
NOUN
NNS
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tonight
tonight
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
go
Go
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
meet
meet
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
nsubj:pass
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
make
made
VERB
VBN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
grease
grease
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
pie
pie
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ cool)) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NN wife)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT a) (NN person))))))))) (. ?)))
Raj
You think you're so cool because your wife is a person?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
cool
cool
ADJ
JJ
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
wife
wife
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advcl
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Bernie) (POS 's)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN neuroscience) (NN conference)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNP Amy--)))))))
Howard
Look, Bernie's at a neuroscience conference with Amy--
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Bernie
Bernie
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
neuroscience
neuroscience
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
conference
conference
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Amy--
Amy--
PROPN
NNP
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT that)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP me))))) (. ?)))
Raj
You would do that for me?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN friend)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ happy))))))) (. .)))
Howard
You're my friend . I want you to be happy.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (LST (NN Thanks) (. .) (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN since) (S (NP (NNP Amy)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN town))))))) (, ,) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB like) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB join) (NP (PRP us))))))) (. ?)))
Raj
Thanks . Oh, Sheldon, since Amy's out of town, would you like to join us?
discourse
Number=Sing
thanks
Thanks
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
since
since
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
advcl
Number=Sing
town
town
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
join
join
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ happy)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB too)) (, ,) (CC but) (RB not) (RB enough) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB do) (NP (NP (NN anything)) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I want you to be happy, too, but not enough to do anything about it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
conj
enough
enough
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anything
anything
PRON
NN
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
I think you'd be pleased to hear that this morning in the parking garage, I saw this oil stain on the ground that was shaped just like my ex - girlfriend, Lucy, and I didn't get upset at all. I'm proud of you. Well, you should be, 'cause she was looking good. Dear Lord! You're an astronomer . Although you may have earthly woes, get your mind back on the stars . Gee, even the lowly dung beetle chooses to plot its course by using the Milky Way. Is that true? Everything I say is true . Now, of course, the dung beetle also enjoys eating feces, living in feces and making little balls out of feces . So pick and choose which aspects of its lifestyle you want to embrace. Come on, you can talk to girls now . It shouldn't be hard for you to meet someone new. How can I meet someone new when everywhere I look, I see Lucy's face? Tell me you don't see her smile in the crust of this chicken pot pie. Oh, will you stop it! Now, listen to me . There's a welcome party for incoming post - docs tonight . Go to it and meet someone who isn't made of grease or pie. You think you're so cool because your wife is a person? Look, Bernie's at a neuroscience conference with Amy-- You would do that for me? You're my friend . I want you to be happy. Thanks . Oh, Sheldon, since Amy's out of town, would you like to join us? I want you to be happy, too, but not enough to do anything about it.