(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hello) (. .)))
Sheldon
Hello.
root
hello
Hello
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (JJ ready) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB discuss) (NP (DT this)) (ADVP (RB calmly)) (, ,) (PP (IN like) (NP (NNS adults))))))) (. ?)))
Mrs Cooper
Are you ready to discuss this calmly, like adults?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Degree=Pos
ready
ready
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
discuss
discuss
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
advmod
calmly
calmly
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
like
like
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
adult
adults
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am)) (. .)))
Sheldon
I am.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Shelly)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD saw) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD saw))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ hard)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you)))))))) (. .)))
Mrs Cooper
Shelly, I'm sorry that you saw what you saw . I know that this is hard for you.
vocative
Number=Sing
Shelly
Shelly
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
see
saw
VERB
VBD
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
see
saw
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Degree=Pos
hard
hard
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (JJS most)) (VP (VBZ upsets) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it)))))) (, ,) (NP (NN Mother)) (, ,) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT the) (NN hypocrisy))) (. .)) (SQ (VBZ Does) (RB n't) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VB contradict) (NP (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (JJ religious) (NNS rules)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG espousing) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ whole) (NN life)))))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
I think what most upsets me about it, Mother, is the hypocrisy . Doesn't this contradict all the religious rules you've been espousing your whole life?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADJ
JJS
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
upset
upsets
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
mother
Mother
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
hypocrisy
hypocrisy
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
contradict
contradict
VERB
VB
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
religious
religious
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
rule
rules
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
espouse
espousing
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
whole
whole
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ right)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ does))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG struggling) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT these) (NNS days)))))))))) (. .)))
Mrs Cooper
You're right, it does, and it's something that I'm struggling with these days.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
VERB
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
conj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
obl
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
struggle
struggling
VERB
VBG
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
this
these
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Plur
day
days
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (RB Then) (WHADVP (WRB why)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG doing) (NP (PRP it)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Then why are you doing it?
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
Then
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN Because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ perfect))))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Shelly) (. .)) (CC And) (NP (NP (DT that) (NN man) (POS 's)) (NN booty)) (VP (VBZ is)) (. .)))
Mrs Cooper
Because I'm not perfect, Shelly . And that man's booty is.
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
perfect
perfect
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Shelly
Shelly
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
nsubj
Number=Sing
booty
booty
NOUN
NN
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ confusing)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP me)))) (. .) (CC But) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB stand) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN way)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN happiness))))))))))) (. .) (RB So) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB condemn) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB internally)) (SBAR (IN while) (S (VP (VBG maintaining) (NP (NP (DT an) (JJ outward) (NN appearance)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN acceptance)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, this is confusing for me . But I don't want to stand in the way of your happiness . So...I'll condemn you internally while maintaining an outward appearance of acceptance.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
confusing
confusing
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
stand
stand
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
happiness
happiness
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
condemn
condemn
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
internally
internally
ADV
RB
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
maintain
maintaining
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
outward
outward
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
appearance
appearance
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
acceptance
acceptance
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ Christian) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .)))
Mrs Cooper
That is very Christian of you.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
Christian
Christian
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NN Mother)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB conduct) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN life)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT this) (NN fashion)))))))))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB then)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (DT the) (NN world)) (VP (VBZ has) (VP (VBN changed) (SBAR (IN since) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (NP (DT a) (JJ young) (NN woman))))))))))))) (. .) (PRN (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,)) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (DT all) (NML (NML (NN sock) (NNS hops)) (, ,) (NML (NN soda) (NNS jerks)) (CC and) (NML (NN segregation)))) (ADVP (RB anymore)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Mother, if you're going to conduct your life in this fashion, then I should let you know that the world has changed since you were a young woman . You know, it's not all sock hops, soda jerks and segregation anymore.
vocative
Number=Sing
mother
Mother
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
conduct
conduct
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
fashion
fashion
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
world
world
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
change
changed
VERB
VBN
mark
since
since
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
young
young
ADJ
JJ
advcl
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
all
all
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
sock
sock
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Plur
hop
hops
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
soda
soda
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Plur
jerk
jerks
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
segregation
segregation
NOUN
NN
advmod
anymore
anymore
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How) (JJ old)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am)))))) (. ?)))
Mrs Cooper
How old do you think I am?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
old
old
ADJ
JJ
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
VERB
VBP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NN point)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ careful)))))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD used) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN protected) (PP (IN by) (NP (PRP$ your) (NML (NN pre) (HYPH -) (NN Enlightenment)) (NN mythology))))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (ADVP (RB now)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB need) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJR stronger) (NN friend)) (VP (VBN named) (S (NP (NN latex))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
My point is that you're going to need to be careful . You used to be protected by your pre - Enlightenment mythology, but now you're going to need a stronger friend named latex.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
need
need
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
careful
careful
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
use
used
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
protect
protected
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
preorder
pre
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
enlightenment
Enlightenment
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
mythology
mythology
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
need
need
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Cmp
strong
stronger
ADJ
JJR
obj
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
name
named
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Sing
latex
latex
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG having) (S (NP (DT the) (NN sex)) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP me)))))) (. ?)))
Mrs Cooper
Are you having the sex talk with me?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (NN someone)) (VP (VBZ has) (S (VP (TO to)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, someone has to.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
xcomp
to
to
PART
TO
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (JJ dear) (NN Lord)) (. !)))
Mrs Cooper
Oh, dear Lord!
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
dear
dear
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
lord
Lord
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB look) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP Him))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ mad) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP you)))) (ADVP (RB right) (RB now)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
No, don't look to Him . He's mad at you right now.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
him
Him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
mad
mad
ADJ
JJ
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Hello. Are you ready to discuss this calmly, like adults? I am. Shelly, I'm sorry that you saw what you saw . I know that this is hard for you. I think what most upsets me about it, Mother, is the hypocrisy . Doesn't this contradict all the religious rules you've been espousing your whole life? You're right, it does, and it's something that I'm struggling with these days. Then why are you doing it? Because I'm not perfect, Shelly . And that man's booty is. Well, this is confusing for me . But I don't want to stand in the way of your happiness . So...I'll condemn you internally while maintaining an outward appearance of acceptance. That is very Christian of you. Mother, if you're going to conduct your life in this fashion, then I should let you know that the world has changed since you were a young woman . You know, it's not all sock hops, soda jerks and segregation anymore. How old do you think I am? My point is that you're going to need to be careful . You used to be protected by your pre - Enlightenment mythology, but now you're going to need a stronger friend named latex. Are you having the sex talk with me? Well, someone has to. Oh, dear Lord! No, don't look to Him . He's mad at you right now.