(ROOT (S (NP (NNP President) (NNP Seibert)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG yelling)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN one)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBD made) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN radio))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG expecting) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ professional) (NN science) (NN interview)) (, ,) (RB not) (NP (NP (DT an) (NN attack)) (PP (IN by) (NP (DT some) (NN morning) (NML (NN zoo) (NN shock)) (NN jock) (. .) (UH Well))))) (, ,) (S (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (DT the) (NN university)) (VP (VBZ needs) (NP (NN money)) (ADVP (RB so) (RB badly))))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB perhaps)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB start) (NP (DT a) (NN swear) (NN jar) (. .) (SBARQ (SQ (UH Whoa)) (. !) (S (NP (DT That) (NN one)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ worth) (NP (DT a) (NN dollar))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
President Seibert, I don't know why you're yelling . You're the one who made me go on the radio . I was expecting a professional science interview, not an attack by some morning zoo shock jock . Well, if the university needs money so badly, perhaps you should start a swear jar . Whoa! That one's worth a dollar.
vocative
Number=Sing
President
President
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Seibert
Seibert
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
yell
yelling
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
make
made
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
radio
radio
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
expect
expecting
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
professional
professional
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
science
science
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
interview
interview
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
appos
Number=Sing
attack
attack
NOUN
NN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
det
some
some
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
morning
morning
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
zoo
zoo
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
shock
shock
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
jock
jock
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
university
university
NOUN
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
needs
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing
money
money
NOUN
NN
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
advmod
Degree=Pos
badly
badly
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
perhaps
perhaps
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
start
start
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
swear
swear
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
jar
jar
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
whoa
Whoa
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
worth
worth
ADJ
JJ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
dollar
dollar
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB like) (NP (PRP it)))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (NP (DT every) (NN time)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (NP (DT an) (NN interview)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ raises) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN profile)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN university)))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ translates) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN funding))))) (. .)))
Amy
I know you don't like it, but every time you do an interview, it raises the profile of the university . That translates to funding.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
det
every
every
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
interview
interview
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
raise
raises
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
profile
profile
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
university
university
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
translate
translates
VERB
VBZ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
funding
funding
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (NP (NP (RB just) (DT some) (VBN trained) (NN monkey) (NN dancing)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NNS coins))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yeah, well, I'm not just some trained monkey dancing for coins.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
det
some
some
DET
DT
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
train
trained
VERB
VBN
compound
Number=Sing
monkey
monkey
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
dancing
dancing
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
coin
coins
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (IN Of) (NN course)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not))) (. .) (S (NP (NNS People)) (VP (VBP love) (NP (VBN trained) (NNS monkeys)))) (. .)))
Leonard
Of course you're not . People love trained monkeys.
advmod
of
Of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
reparandum
not
not
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Plur
person
People
NOUN
NNS
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
love
love
VERB
VBP
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
train
trained
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Plur
monkey
monkeys
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (MD can) (NP (PRP you)) (RB not) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ happy)))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ tall) (, ,) (JJ thin) (CC and) (JJ famous)))) (. .) (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNP God)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ jealous) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Sheldon))))) (. .)))
Penny
How can you not be happy? You're tall, thin and famous . Oh, my God, I'm jealous of Sheldon.
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
tall
tall
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Degree=Pos
thin
thin
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
famous
famous
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
discourse
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
jealous
jealous
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (S (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG doing) (NP (DT this) (NN stuff)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (NN while)))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB find) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN way)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (VP (VBN used) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP it)))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Look, you're gonna be doing this stuff for a while . You're just gonna have to find a way to get used to it.
discourse
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
stuff
stuff
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
while
while
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
use
used
VERB
VBN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC But) (NP (NP (NN none)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you)))) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (PP (UH like)))))) (. .) (S (VP (VBG Being) (VP (VBN celebrated) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP wish) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBD did)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
But none of you know what this is like . Being celebrated for something you wish you never did.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing
none
none
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
like
like
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux:pass
VerbForm=Ger
be
Being
AUX
VBG
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
celebrate
celebrated
VERB
VBN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wish
wish
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Mmm)) (, ...) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB clearly)) (VP (VBP have) (RB n't) (VP (VBN been) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP me))) (PP (IN at) (NP (NNP Mardi) (NNP Gras))))) (. .)))
Penny
Mmm...you clearly haven't been with me at Mardi Gras.
discourse
mmm
Mmm
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
clearly
clearly
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
root
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
at
at
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Mardi
Mardi
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
Gras
Gras
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
President Seibert, I don't know why you're yelling . You're the one who made me go on the radio . I was expecting a professional science interview, not an attack by some morning zoo shock jock . Well, if the university needs money so badly, perhaps you should start a swear jar . Whoa! That one's worth a dollar. I know you don't like it, but every time you do an interview, it raises the profile of the university . That translates to funding. Yeah, well, I'm not just some trained monkey dancing for coins. Of course you're not . People love trained monkeys. How can you not be happy? You're tall, thin and famous . Oh, my God, I'm jealous of Sheldon. Look, you're gonna be doing this stuff for a while . You're just gonna have to find a way to get used to it. But none of you know what this is like . Being celebrated for something you wish you never did. Mmm...you clearly haven't been with me at Mardi Gras.