(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Uh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Stuart)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG wondering) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB help) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB find) (NP (NN something)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Uh, Stuart, I was wondering if you could help me find something.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Stuart
Stuart
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
wonder
wondering
VERB
VBG
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
help
help
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADJP (JJ Happy) (S (VP (TO to)))) (, ,) (SBAR (IN unless) (S (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NN hope)))) (CC or) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN reason)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB live)))))))) (. .)))
Stuart
Happy to, unless it's hope or a reason to live.
root
Degree=Pos
happy
Happy
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
unless
unless
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Number=Sing
hope
hope
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
live
live
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP make) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB laugh) (, ,) (NP (JJ sad) (NN clown) (. .) (UH Anyhoo)))))) (, ...) (S (NP (NNP Leonard)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB be) (ADVP (RB back)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN couple) (NNS days)))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP need) (NP (NP (DT a) (NML (JJ welcome) (HYPH -) (NN home)) (NN gift)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP him)))))) (. .) (S (SBAR (IN As) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN been) (PP (IN at) (NP (NN sea))))))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB perhaps)) (NP (NP (NN something)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (JJ nautical) (NN theme)))) (VP (MD might) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ appropriate))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, you make me laugh, sad clown . Anyhoo...Leonard will be back in a couple days and I need a welcome - home gift for him . As he's been at sea, perhaps something with a nautical theme might be appropriate.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
make
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
laugh
laugh
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
sad
sad
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
clown
clown
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
anyhoo
Anyhoo
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
back
back
ADV
RB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod:npmod
Number=Sing
couple
couple
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
day
days
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
welcome
welcome
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
home
home
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
gift
gift
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
as
As
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
advcl
Number=Sing
sea
sea
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
perhaps
perhaps
ADV
RB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
nautical
nautical
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
theme
theme
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
appropriate
appropriate
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Okay)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (WHNP (WRB how) (JJ much)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB spend))))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT this) (ADJP (RB pretty) (JJ cool)) (NNP Aquaman) (NN statue) (. .) (NNP Aquaman))))) (. ?)))
Stuart
Okay, well, I don't know how much you want to spend, but I do have this pretty cool Aquaman statue . Aquaman?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
advmod
Degree=Pos
much
much
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
spend
spend
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
conj
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
advmod
pretty
pretty
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
cool
cool
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
Aquaman
Aquaman
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
statue
statue
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
vocative
Number=Sing
Aquaman
Aquaman
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (NNP Aquaman)) (. ?) (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB n't) (NP (DT a) (NN gag) (NN gift))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Stuart)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Aquaman? Oh, this isn't a gag gift, Stuart.
vocative
Number=Sing
Aquaman
Aquaman
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
gag
gag
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
gift
gift
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Stuart
Stuart
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB just) (RB as) (RB well)) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RB pretty) (JJ rare)) (NN piece)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (ADVP (RB rather)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB sell) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT a) (JJ real) (NN collector)))))) (. .)))
Stuart
Yeah, just as well . It's a pretty rare piece . I'd rather just sell it to a real collector.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
advmod
as
as
ADV
RB
fixed
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
pretty
pretty
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
rare
rare
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
piece
piece
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
advmod
rather
rather
ADV
RB
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
sell
sell
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
collector
collector
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ real) (NN collector)) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How) (JJ rare)) (SQ (VBZ is) (NP (PRP it)))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
I'm a real collector . How rare is it?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
collector
collector
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
rare
rare
ADJ
JJ
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (MD should) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN mentioned) (NP (PRP it))))) (. .) (FRAG (WHADVP (WRB How)) (IN about) (NP (DT a) (NNP Batman) (NN squirt) (NN gun)))) (. ?)))
Stuart
Oh, I shouldn't even have mentioned it . How about a Batman squirt gun?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
mention
mentioned
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Batman
Batman
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
squirt
squirt
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
gun
gun
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (VP (VB try) (CC and) (VB trick) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN into) (S (VP (VBG buying) (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB want)))))))))))) (. .) (ADVP (RB Now)) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB talk) (NP (NNP Aquaman))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Don't try and trick me into buying something I don't want . Now let's talk Aquaman.
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
try
try
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
trick
trick
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
into
into
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
buy
buying
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Aquaman
Aquaman
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBD were) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBG thinking)))) (, ,) (S (VP (VBG putting) (NP (NP (NNP Doctor) (NNP Octopus) (POS 's)) (NN mind)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NNP Spider) (HYPH -) (NNP Man) (POS 's)) (NN body))))) (. ?)))
Howard
What were they thinking, putting Doctor Octopus's mind in Spider - Man's body?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
think
thinking
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
put
putting
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Doctor
Doctor
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Octopus
Octopus
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Sing
mind
mind
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Spider
Spider
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Man
Man
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
obl
Number=Sing
body
body
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN been) (ADVP (RB quite)) (VP (VBG enjoying) (NP (DT that))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ combines) (NP (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NN superhero) (NN fun)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Spider) (HYPH -) (NNP Man)))) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (ADJP (NN body) (HYPH -) (NN switching)) (NNS shenanigans)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ Freaky) (NNP Friday) (. .))))) (NP (NP (DT Both) (NNS versions)) (: :) (NP (NP (JJ original) (CC and) (NNP Lohan) (. .) (`` ") (DT Both) (NNS versions)) (: :) (NP (JJ original) (CC and) (NNP Lohan)))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Raj
Well, I've been quite enjoying that . It combines all the superhero fun of Spider - Man with all the body - switching shenanigans of Freaky Friday . Both versions: original and Lohan . " Both versions: original and Lohan . "
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
advmod
quite
quite
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
enjoy
enjoying
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
combine
combines
VERB
VBZ
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
superhero
superhero
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
fun
fun
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Spider
Spider
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nmod
Number=Sing
Man
Man
PROPN
NNP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
body
body
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Number=Sing
switch
switching
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Plur
shenanigan
shenanigans
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Degree=Pos
freaky
Freaky
ADJ
JJ
nmod:tmod
Number=Sing
Friday
Friday
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
both
Both
DET
DT
appos
Number=Plur
version
versions
NOUN
NNS
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
appos
Degree=Pos
original
original
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Lohan
Lohan
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
det
both
Both
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Plur
version
versions
NOUN
NNS
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
appos
Degree=Pos
original
original
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Lohan
Lohan
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (DT Both) (NNS versions)) (: :) (NP (JJ original) (CC and) (NNP Lohan) (. .))) (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP ’re) (NP (DT an) (NN idiot))) (. .)))
Howard
Both versions: original and Lohan . You ’re an idiot.
det
both
Both
DET
DT
root
Number=Plur
version
versions
NOUN
NNS
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
appos
Degree=Pos
original
original
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Lohan
Lohan
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
’re
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
idiot
idiot
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (SQ (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN problem)))) (. ?)))
Raj
Hey, what's your problem?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN been) (ADJP (ADVP (NN kind) (IN of)) (JJ snippy)) (ADVP (RB lately))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB probably)) (NP (NP (DT this) (JJ stupid) (NN diet)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (PP (RB on)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
I'm sorry, I've been kind of snippy lately . It's probably this stupid diet I'm on.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
parataxis
Degree=Pos
snippy
snippy
ADJ
JJ
advmod
lately
lately
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
probably
probably
ADV
RB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
stupid
stupid
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
diet
diet
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
on
on
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT a) (NN diet)))) (. ?)))
Raj
Why are you on a diet?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
diet
diet
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN put) (PRT (IN on)) (NP (DT a) (NN couple) (NNS pounds)))) (. .) (S (VP (VBD Had) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB buy) (NP (DT these) (NNS pants)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS men) (POS 's)) (NN section))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
I've put on a couple pounds . Had to buy these pants in the men's section.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
put
put
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod:npmod
Number=Sing
couple
couple
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
pound
pounds
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
Had
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
buy
buy
VERB
VB
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
this
these
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
pant
pants
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Plur
man
men
NOUN
NNS
case
's
's
PART
POS
obl
Number=Sing
section
section
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 've) (RB all) (VP (VBN seen) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mom))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT That) (NNP Butterball) (NN turkey)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBN bound) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB come) (ADVP (RB home)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN roost))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Well, we've all seen your mom . That Butterball turkey was bound to come home to roost.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
all
all
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
see
seen
VERB
VBN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mom
mom
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Butterball
Butterball
PROPN
NNP
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
turkey
turkey
NOUN
NN
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
bind
bound
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
roost
roost
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ final) (NN offer))) (. !)))
Sheldon
That's my final offer!
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
final
final
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
offer
offer
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (DT All) (RB right)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP win)) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (NNP Leonard)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB love) (NP (DT this)))))))))))) (. .)))
Stuart
All right, Sheldon, you win . I'm sure Leonard is gonna love this.
reparandum
all
All
DET
DT
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
reparandum
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
win
win
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
love
love
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH right)) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN present)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NNP Leonard)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (ADVP (RBR better)) (VP (VB throw) (PRT (IN in)) (NP (DT that) (NN squirt) (NN gun)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, right, a present for Leonard . You better throw in that squirt gun.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
right
right
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
present
present
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
advmod
Degree=Cmp
well
better
ADV
RBR
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
throw
throw
VERB
VB
compound:prt
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
squirt
squirt
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
gun
gun
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This) (NN squirt) (NN gun)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's))) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB pretty) (JJ rare)))) (. .)))
Stuart
Yeah, I don't know . This squirt gun, it's, uh, it's pretty rare.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
squirt
squirt
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
gun
gun
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
reparandum
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
pretty
pretty
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
rare
rare
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Oh) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh.
root
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Uh, Stuart, I was wondering if you could help me find something. Happy to, unless it's hope or a reason to live. Oh, you make me laugh, sad clown . Anyhoo...Leonard will be back in a couple days and I need a welcome - home gift for him . As he's been at sea, perhaps something with a nautical theme might be appropriate. Okay, well, I don't know how much you want to spend, but I do have this pretty cool Aquaman statue . Aquaman? Aquaman? Oh, this isn't a gag gift, Stuart. Yeah, just as well . It's a pretty rare piece . I'd rather just sell it to a real collector. I'm a real collector . How rare is it? Oh, I shouldn't even have mentioned it . How about a Batman squirt gun? Don't try and trick me into buying something I don't want . Now let's talk Aquaman. What were they thinking, putting Doctor Octopus's mind in Spider - Man's body? Well, I've been quite enjoying that . It combines all the superhero fun of Spider - Man with all the body - switching shenanigans of Freaky Friday . Both versions: original and Lohan . " Both versions: original and Lohan . " Both versions: original and Lohan . You ’re an idiot. Hey, what's your problem? I'm sorry, I've been kind of snippy lately . It's probably this stupid diet I'm on. Why are you on a diet? I've put on a couple pounds . Had to buy these pants in the men's section. Well, we've all seen your mom . That Butterball turkey was bound to come home to roost. That's my final offer! All right, Sheldon, you win . I'm sure Leonard is gonna love this. Oh, right, a present for Leonard . You better throw in that squirt gun. Yeah, I don't know . This squirt gun, it's, uh, it's pretty rare. Oh.