(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (S (VP (VB watch) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN speed)))) (. .) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP hear) (SBAR (S (NP (DT the) (JJ Mexican) (NNS police)) (VP (VBP target) (NP (NNS tourists)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Hey, watch your speed . I hear the Mexican police target tourists.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
watch
watch
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
speed
speed
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
hear
hear
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
Mexican
Mexican
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Plur
police
police
NOUN
NNS
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
target
target
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Plur
tourist
tourists
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (RB not) (NP (DT a) (NN problem)) (. .) (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (NN anything)) (VP (VBZ goes) (ADVP (RB down))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VP (VBP put) (NP (NNP Koothrappali)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN driver) (POS 's)) (NN seat)))) (CC and) (VP (VBP slap) (NP (DT a) (NN sombrero)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN head)))))) (. .)))
Howard
Oh, not a problem . If anything goes down, we just put Koothrappali in the driver's seat and slap a sombrero on his head.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anything
anything
PRON
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
goes
VERB
VBZ
compound:prt
down
down
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
put
put
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
Koothrappali
Koothrappali
PROPN
NNP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
driver
driver
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
obl
Number=Sing
seat
seat
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
slap
slap
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
sombrero
sombrero
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NN Dude)) (, ,) (SBARQ (WHNP (WHADJP (WRB how) (JJ many)) (NNS races)) (SQ (MD can) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB offend) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (JJ single) (NN breath)))))) (. ?)))
Raj
Dude, how many races can you offend in a single breath?
vocative
Number=Sing
dude
Dude
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
amod
Degree=Pos
many
many
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
race
races
NOUN
NNS
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
offend
offend
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
single
single
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
breath
breath
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Have) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBN watched) (NP (DT the) (NNPS Olympics)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP me)))) (. ?)))
Howard
Have you watched the Olympics with me?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
Have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
watch
watched
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
Olympics
Olympics
PROPN
NNPS
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (SQ (MD can) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB believe) (SBAR (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG driving) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN van)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBN owned) (PP (IN by) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJS greatest) (JJ scientific) (NNS minds)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (JJ 20th) (NN century))))))))))))))))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT the) (NNP Batmobile) (. .))) (SBAR (IN If) (S (S (NP (NNP Batman)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (ADJP (JJ real)) (CC and) (NP (DT a) (NN physicist))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP$ his) (NN car)) (VP (VBD was) (RB n't) (ADJP (JJ cool))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Sheldon, can you believe that we're driving in a van that was owned by one of the greatest scientific minds of the 20th century? It's like the Batmobile . If Batman was real and a physicist and his car wasn't cool.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
believe
believe
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
drive
driving
VERB
VBG
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
van
van
NOUN
NN
nsubj:pass
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
own
owned
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
obl:agent
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
great
greatest
ADJ
JJS
amod
Degree=Pos
scientific
scientific
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
mind
minds
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
20th
20th
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
century
century
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
Batmobile
Batmobile
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Batman
Batman
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
physicist
physicist
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
Degree=Pos
cool
cool
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ extraordinary))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It is extraordinary.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
extraordinary
extraordinary
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (RB Perhaps)) (NP (NP (DT some)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN mojo)))) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB rub) (PRT (RP off)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP us)))))) (. .) (S (PP (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (IN between) (NP (NP (DT this)) (CC and) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN beach) (NN house)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN inspired) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN greatness))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Perhaps some of his mojo will rub off on us . Maybe between this and his beach house, we will be inspired to greatness.
advmod
perhaps
Perhaps
ADV
RB
nsubj
some
some
DET
DT
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
mojo
mojo
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
rub
rub
VERB
VB
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
case
between
between
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
beach
beach
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
house
house
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
inspire
inspired
VERB
VBN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
greatness
greatness
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB usually)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB put) (NP (ADJP (RB too) (JJ much)) (NN stock)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNS charms) (CC and) (NNS talismans)))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB However)) (, ,) (NP (RB even) (PRP I)) (VP (MD must) (VP (VB admit) (S (VP (VBG feeling) (S (NP (NP (NNP Richard) (NNP Feynman) (POS 's)) (NN butt) (NN dent)) (VP (VBG cupping) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ own) (NN bottom))))))))) (, ...) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ does) (VP (VB get) (S (NP (DT the) (JJ creative) (NNS juices)) (VP (VBG flowing)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I usually don't put too much stock in charms and talismans . However, even I must admit feeling Richard Feynman's butt dent cupping my own bottom...that does get the creative juices flowing.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
usually
usually
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
put
put
VERB
VB
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
much
much
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
stock
stock
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
charm
charms
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Plur
talisman
talismans
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
however
However
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
must
must
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
admit
admit
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
feel
feeling
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Richard
Richard
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Feynman
Feynman
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
compound
Number=Sing
butt
butt
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
dent
dent
NOUN
NN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
cup
cupping
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
own
own
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
bottom
bottom
NOUN
NN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
creative
creative
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
juice
juices
NOUN
NNS
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
flow
flowing
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VP (TO to) (VP (VB return) (NP (DT this) (NN van)))) (. .) (VP (VB Keep) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ creative) (NNS juices)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS pants)))))) (. .)))
Howard
Hey, I have to return this van . Keep your creative juices in your pants.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
return
return
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
van
van
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
keep
Keep
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
creative
creative
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
juice
juices
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Plur
pant
pants
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (SQ (VBD was) (NP (DT that)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What was that?
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (NN tire)))))) (. .)))
Howard
I think it's a tire.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
tire
tire
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (IN if) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NNS banditos)) (VP (VBG shooting) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP us))))))) (. ?) (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP get) (VP (VBN kidnapped))))) (. ?) (WHNP (WP What)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP end) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN factory))) (S (VP (VBG making) (S (NP (NNP Bart) (NNP Simpson)) (NP (NNS piñatas))) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN rest)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ our) (NNS lives))))))))))) (. ?) (. !)))
Sheldon
What if it's banditos shooting at us? What if we get kidnapped? What if we end up in a factory making Bart Simpson piñatas for the rest of our lives?!
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Number=Plur
bandito
banditos
NOUN
NNS
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
shoot
shooting
VERB
VBG
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Rel
what
What
PRON
WP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
kidnap
kidnapped
VERB
VBN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Rel
what
What
PRON
WP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
end
end
VERB
VBP
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
factory
factory
NOUN
NN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
make
making
VERB
VBG
compound
Number=Sing
Bart
Bart
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Simpson
Simpson
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Plur
piñata
piñatas
NOUN
NNS
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
rest
rest
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Plur
life
lives
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (. !) (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT the) (NN tire))) (. .)))
Howard
! It's the tire.
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
tire
tire
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNP Leonard) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Leonard?
root
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Leonard
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am) (VP (VBG getting) (ADJP (RB too) (JJ old) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT this) (NN crud)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I am getting too old for this crud.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
get
getting
VERB
VBG
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
old
old
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
crud
crud
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Hey, watch your speed . I hear the Mexican police target tourists. Oh, not a problem . If anything goes down, we just put Koothrappali in the driver's seat and slap a sombrero on his head. Dude, how many races can you offend in a single breath? Have you watched the Olympics with me? Sheldon, can you believe that we're driving in a van that was owned by one of the greatest scientific minds of the 20th century? It's like the Batmobile . If Batman was real and a physicist and his car wasn't cool. It is extraordinary. Perhaps some of his mojo will rub off on us . Maybe between this and his beach house, we will be inspired to greatness. I usually don't put too much stock in charms and talismans . However, even I must admit feeling Richard Feynman's butt dent cupping my own bottom...that does get the creative juices flowing. Hey, I have to return this van . Keep your creative juices in your pants. What was that? I think it's a tire. What if it's banditos shooting at us? What if we get kidnapped? What if we end up in a factory making Bart Simpson piñatas for the rest of our lives?! ! It's the tire. Leonard? What? I am getting too old for this crud.