(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (VBN divorced)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (RB only) (CD 26)))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (VBN divorced)))) (. !)))
Ross Geller
I'm divorced . I'm only 26, and I'm divorced!
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
divorce
divorced
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
parataxis
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
26
26
NUM
CD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
divorce
divorced
VERB
VBN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Shut) (PRT (RP up))) (. !)))
Joey Tribbiani
Shut up!
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
shut
Shut
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD must) (VP (VB stop))) (. !)))
Chandler Bing
You must stop!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
must
must
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
stop
stop
VERB
VB
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (ADVP (RB only)) (VP (VBD took) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (DT an) (NN hour))) (. .)))
Ross Geller
That only took me an hour.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
take
took
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
hour
hour
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN Between) (NP (PRP us))) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP have) (RB n't) (VP (VBN had) (NP (DT a) (NN relationship)) (ADVP (ADVP (JJ last) (RBR longer)) (PP (IN than) (NP (DT a) (NNP Mento) (. .)))) (S (NP (PRP You)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB however)) (, ,) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN had) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN love)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT a) (NN woman)))) (PP (IN for) (NP (CD four) (NNS years))) (. .) (NP (NP (NP (CD Four) (NNS years)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN closeness) (CC and) (NN sharing)))) (. .) (SBAR (PP (IN After) (NP (WDT which))) (, ,) (S (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD ripped) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN heart)) (PRT (RP out)))) (CC and) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB do) (NP (PRP it))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN point))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Chandler Bing
Between us, we haven't had a relationship last longer than a Mento . You, however, have had the love of a woman for four years . Four years of closeness and sharing . After which, she ripped your heart out and that is why we don't do it . I don't think that was my point.
case
between
Between
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
have
had
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
advmod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Cmp
long
longer
ADV
RBR
case
than
than
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
Mento
Mento
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
however
however
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
have
had
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
love
love
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
four
four
NUM
CD
obl
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
four
Four
NUM
CD
obl:tmod
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
closeness
closeness
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
sharing
sharing
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
after
After
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Rel
which
which
PRON
WDT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
rip
ripped
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
heart
heart
NOUN
NN
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
conj
PronType=Rel
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
ccomp
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ scary))))) (. ?) (WHNP (WP What)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (RB only) (CD one) (NN woman)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN everybody))))))) (PRN (. ?) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,)) (WHNP (WP what)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP get) (NP (CD one) (NN woman)))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP it)) (. ?) (S (ADVP (RB Unfortunately)) (, ,) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN case))) (, ,) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (QP (RB only) (CD one)) (NN woman)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP her) (. .) (CD One) (NN woman)))))))) (. .)))
Ross Geller
You know what's scary? What if there is only one woman for everybody? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her . One woman.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Degree=Pos
scary
scary
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
VERB
VBZ
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
nsubj
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everybody
everybody
PRON
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
conj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advmod
unfortunately
Unfortunately
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
case
case
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
VERB
VBD
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
nsubj
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
One
NUM
CD
appos
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (CD One) (NN woman)) (. .)) (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (UH like) (S (VP (VBG saying) (SBAR (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (QP (RB only) (CD one)) (NN flavor)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN ice) (NN cream)))) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you)))))))))) (. .) (S (S (VP (VB Let) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NN something)))))) (. .) (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NNS lots)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS flavors)))) (ADVP (RB out) (RB there)))) (. .) (NP (NP (JJ Rocky) (NN road)) (, ,) (CC and) (NP (NN cookie) (NN dough)) (, ,) (CC and) (NP (NML (NN bing) (NN cherry)) (NN vanilla))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP them)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (NNS jimmies)) (, ,) (CC or) (NP (NNS nuts)) (, ,) (CC or) (NP (VBN whipped) (NN cream))))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (JJS best) (NN thing)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VBD happened) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP you))))))) (. !) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD got) (ADJP (JJ married)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD were) (PP (UH like)))) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what) (. ?) (NP (CD Eight)) (. ?) (VP (UH Welcome) (ADVP (RB back) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN world)))) (. .) (S (VP (VB Grab) (NP (DT a) (NN spoon)))))))))) (. !)))
Joey Tribbiani
One woman . That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you . Let me tell you something . There's lots of flavors out there . Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla . You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream . This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married . You were like, what? Eight? Welcome back to the world . Grab a spoon!
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
One
NUM
CD
reparandum
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
discourse
like
like
INTJ
UH
root
VerbForm=Ger
say
saying
VERB
VBG
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
nsubj
Number=Sing
flavor
flavor
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
ice
ice
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
cream
cream
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
Let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Plur
lot
lots
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
flavor
flavors
NOUN
NNS
advmod
out
out
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
Rocky
Rocky
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
road
road
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
cookie
cookie
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
dough
dough
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
bing
bing
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
cherry
cherry
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
vanilla
vanilla
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
jimmy
jimmies
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Plur
nut
nuts
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
whip
whipped
VERB
VBN
conj
Number=Sing
cream
cream
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
good
best
ADJ
JJS
parataxis
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
happen
happened
VERB
VBD
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Degree=Pos
married
married
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
like
like
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
ccomp
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
conj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
eight
Eight
NUM
CD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
parataxis
welcome
Welcome
INTJ
UH
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
world
world
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
grab
Grab
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
spoon
spoon
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB honestly)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ hungry) (CC or) (JJ horny))))))) (. .)))
Ross Geller
I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
honestly
honestly
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Degree=Pos
hungry
hungry
ADJ
JJ
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
horny
horny
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Stay) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN freezer))))) (. !)))
Chandler Bing
Stay out of my freezer!
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stay
Stay
VERB
VB
case
out
out
ADP
IN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
freezer
freezer
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
I'm divorced . I'm only 26, and I'm divorced! Shut up! You must stop! That only took me an hour. Between us, we haven't had a relationship last longer than a Mento . You, however, have had the love of a woman for four years . Four years of closeness and sharing . After which, she ripped your heart out and that is why we don't do it . I don't think that was my point. You know what's scary? What if there is only one woman for everybody? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her . One woman. One woman . That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you . Let me tell you something . There's lots of flavors out there . Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla . You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream . This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married . You were like, what? Eight? Welcome back to the world . Grab a spoon! I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. Stay out of my freezer!