(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (ADJP (JJ ready) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
You ready to talk about it?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Degree=Pos
ready
ready
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADVP (RB nearly)) (ADJP (JJ drunk) (RB enough) (. .) (UH Okay) (. .))) (SQ (VBP Do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB have) (NP (NP (DT any) (NN idea)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (NP (PRP it))) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (JJ like)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB see) (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mother)) (VP (VBG ravaging) (NP (NN someone)))))))))))) (. ?))))
Sheldon
I'm not nearly drunk enough . Okay . Do you have any idea what it's like to see your mother ravaging someone?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
nearly
nearly
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
drunk
drunk
ADJ
JJ
advmod
enough
enough
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
any
any
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
ccomp
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
cop
Degree=Pos
like
like
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
ravage
ravaging
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Does) (NP (DT a) (NN brisket)) (VP (VB count)) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry) (, ,) (NN buddy) (, ,) (SBAR (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ rough)))) (. .) (CC But) (SQ (VBD did) (RB n't) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD were) (VP (VBG coming))))))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Does a brisket count? I'm sorry, buddy, that's rough . But didn't she know we were coming?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Does
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
brisket
brisket
NOUN
NN
root
VerbForm=Inf
count
count
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
dislocated
Number=Sing
buddy
buddy
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
rough
rough
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
conj
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
come
coming
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBD wanted) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB surprise) (NP (PRP her)))))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP am) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBN supposed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB say) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP her))) (PP (IN after) (NP (NP (NN something)) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT this)))))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
I wanted to surprise her . What am I supposed to say to her after something like this?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
want
wanted
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
surprise
surprise
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
suppose
supposed
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
case
after
after
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VB see) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN window))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Well, did she see you in the window?
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
window
window
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH No) (. .)))
Sheldon
No.
root
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Then)) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB say) (NP (NN anything)))) (. .)))
Howard
Then don't say anything.
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
Then
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anything
anything
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (MD can) (NP (PRP we)) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VB hope) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (JJ healthy) (NN relationship))))) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP her)) (SBAR (SBAR (WHADJP (WRB how) (JJ disappointed)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am)))) (, ,) (CC and) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VB forgive) (NP (PRP her))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
How can we ever hope to have a healthy relationship if I don't tell her how disappointed I am, and that I'll never forgive her?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
hope
hope
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
healthy
healthy
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
disappointed
disappointed
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
forgive
forgive
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB do) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN phone))))) (. .)))
Howard
Well, don't do it on the phone.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
phone
phone
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP her)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG coming) (SBAR (RB so) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB give) (NP (DT that) (NML (JJ Good) (NN Time)) (NNP Charlie)) (NP (DT the) (NN heave) (HYPH -) (UH ho))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
No, I'm just going to tell her I'm coming so she can give that Good Time Charlie the heave - ho.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
come
coming
VERB
VBG
mark
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
give
give
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
time
Time
NOUN
NN
iobj
Number=Sing
Charlie
Charlie
PROPN
NNP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
heave
heave
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
discourse
ho
ho
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT some) (JJ tough) (NN talk)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD may) (VP (VB need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB cut) (NP (PRP you)) (PRT (RP off)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
That's some tough talk . I may need to cut you off.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
some
some
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
tough
tough
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
talk
talk
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
may
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
need
need
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
cut
cut
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB maybe)) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (RBR better) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD took) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RB pretty) (JJ big)) (NN sip))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yeah, maybe you better . I took a pretty big sip.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
maybe
maybe
ADV
RB
reparandum
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
Degree=Cmp
well
better
ADV
RBR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
take
took
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
pretty
pretty
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
big
big
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
sip
sip
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (S (NML (NML (VBN grown) (NN woman)) (. .) (CC And) (, -) (CC and) (NML (PRP$ your) (NN dad)) (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBN gone) (NP (DT a) (JJ long) (NN time)))) (. .)))) (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (SBAR (S (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (NN none)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN business)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Look, she's a grown woman . And - and your dad's been gone a long time . Maybe this is none of your business.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
grow
grown
VERB
VBN
parataxis
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
dad
dad
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
aux:pass
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
go
gone
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Number=Sing
none
none
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
business
business
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP beg) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB differ)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD used) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB live) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT those) (NNS genitals)))))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (NN someone)) (VP (VBZ wants) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB move) (PP (IN into) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ old) (NN room))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD should) (ADVP (IN at) (JJS least)) (VP (VB get) (NP (DT a) (NN vote))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I beg to differ . I used to live in those genitals . And if someone wants to move into my old room, I should at least get a vote.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
beg
beg
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
differ
differ
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
use
used
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
live
live
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
those
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
genitals
genitals
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
wants
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
move
move
VERB
VB
case
into
into
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
old
old
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
room
room
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
advmod
ExtPos=ADV
at
at
ADP
IN
fixed
Degree=Sup
least
least
ADJ
JJS
conj
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
vote
vote
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
You ready to talk about it? I'm not nearly drunk enough . Okay . Do you have any idea what it's like to see your mother ravaging someone? Does a brisket count? I'm sorry, buddy, that's rough . But didn't she know we were coming? I wanted to surprise her . What am I supposed to say to her after something like this? Well, did she see you in the window? No. Then don't say anything. How can we ever hope to have a healthy relationship if I don't tell her how disappointed I am, and that I'll never forgive her? Well, don't do it on the phone. No, I'm just going to tell her I'm coming so she can give that Good Time Charlie the heave - ho. That's some tough talk . I may need to cut you off. Yeah, maybe you better . I took a pretty big sip. Look, she's a grown woman . And - and your dad's been gone a long time . Maybe this is none of your business. I beg to differ . I used to live in those genitals . And if someone wants to move into my old room, I should at least get a vote.