(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (JJ busy)) (. ?)))
Raj
Hey, you busy?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Degree=Pos
busy
busy
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (LST (UH No) (. .)) (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB up)))) (. ?)))
Amy
No . What's up?
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
up
up
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Have) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBN heard) (PRT (RB back)) (PP (IN from) (NP (NNP Emily)))) (. ?)))
Raj
Have you heard back from Emily?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
Have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
hear
heard
VERB
VBN
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
from
from
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Emily
Emily
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have)) (. .)))
Amy
I have.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Great) (. !) (CC And) (. ?)))
Raj
Great! And?
root
Degree=Pos
great
Great
ADJ
JJ
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
conj
and
And
CCONJ
CC
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ afraid) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ right) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP her))))))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
And I'm afraid she doesn't think you're right for her.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
afraid
afraid
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP give) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NP (CD one) (JJ simple) (NN thing)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (UH do--) (S (S (VP (VP (VB contact) (NP (DT a) (JJ complete) (NN stranger))) (CC and) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (PRP her)) (VP (VB fall) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN love))) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP me--)))))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP blow) (NP (PRP it))))))))))) (. !)))
Raj
I give you one simple thing to do-- contact a complete stranger and make her fall in love with me-- and you blow it!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
give
give
VERB
VBP
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
amod
Degree=Pos
simple
simple
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
reparandum
do--
do--
INTJ
UH
acl
VerbForm=Inf
contact
contact
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
complete
complete
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
stranger
stranger
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
fall
fall
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
love
love
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
me--
me--
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
blow
blow
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP her)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN guy)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP are)))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT a) (JJ bad) (NN sign) (SBAR (WDT that) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB write) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP her))) (NP (PRP yourself)))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD made) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB seem) (S (ADJP (RB too) (JJ shy) (CC and) (JJ passive)))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
I told her what a good guy you are, but she thought it was a bad sign that you didn't write to her yourself . She thought it made you seem too shy and passive.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
det:predet
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
bad
bad
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
sign
sign
NOUN
NN
obj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
write
write
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
obl:npmod
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
make
made
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
seem
seem
VERB
VB
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
shy
shy
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
passive
passive
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADJP (RB too) (JJ shy) (CC and) (JJ passive)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VP (VBP write) (NP (PRP her)) (PRT (RB back))) (CC and) (VP (VBP tell) (NP (PRP her)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD said) (NP (DT that) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (JJ second)))))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
I'm not too shy and passive . You write her back and tell her I said that . You know, when you have a second.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
shy
shy
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
passive
passive
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
write
write
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
tell
tell
VERB
VBP
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
second
second
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB see) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB change) (NP (PRP$ her) (NN mind)) (NP (NN tomorrow) (NN night)))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Look, I'll see if I can change her mind tomorrow night.
discourse
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
change
change
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mind
mind
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
tomorrow
tomorrow
NOUN
NN
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (SQ (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG happening) (NP (NN tomorrow) (NN night))))) (. ?)))
Raj
What's happening tomorrow night?
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
happen
happening
VERB
VBG
compound
Number=Sing
tomorrow
tomorrow
NOUN
NN
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG meeting) (NP (PRP her)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN coffee))))) (. .)))
Amy
I'm meeting her for coffee.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
meet
meeting
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
coffee
coffee
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Raj
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (. !) (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (ADVP (RB just)) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP e) (HYPH -) (VP (VBN mailed) (ADVP (RB back) (CC and) (RB forth)) (NP (DT a) (NN bit))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP we)) (ADVP (NN kind) (IN of)) (VP (VBD hit) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP off)))) (. .)))
Amy
! Well, we just...we e - mailed back and forth a bit, and we kind of hit it off.
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
reparandum
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
email
e
VERB
VBP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
mail
mailed
VERB
VBN
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
forth
forth
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
bit
bit
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
hit
hit
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP find) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN girl)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP like))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG stealing) (NP (PRP her))))) (. ?)))
Raj
I find a girl I like, and you're stealing her?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
find
find
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
like
like
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
steal
stealing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH No) (. .)) (S (NP (PRP We)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD ended) (PRT (RP up)) (S (VP (VBG having) (NP (DT a) (NN lot)) (PP (IN in) (ADJP (JJ common))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBD went) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNP Harvard))))) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP like) (NP (NNP Chaucer)))) (, ,)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (RB both) (JJ hardcore) (PP (IN into) (NP (NN quilting)))))) (. .)))
Amy
No . We just ended up having a lot in common . We went to Harvard, we like Chaucer, we're both hardcore into quilting.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
end
ended
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
have
having
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
lot
lot
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Degree=Pos
common
common
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
go
went
VERB
VBD
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Harvard
Harvard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
like
like
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
Chaucer
Chaucer
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
both
both
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
hardcore
hardcore
ADJ
JJ
case
into
into
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
quilting
quilting
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP$ Your) (NNS words)) (VP (VBP fall) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (NN acid) (NN rain)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (DT the) (VBN wounded) (NNS petals)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN heart)))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Your words fall like acid rain on the wounded petals of my heart.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
word
words
NOUN
NNS
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
fall
fall
VERB
VBP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
acid
acid
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
rain
rain
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
wound
wounded
VERB
VBN
nmod
Number=Plur
petal
petals
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
heart
heart
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Hey, you busy? No . What's up? Have you heard back from Emily? I have. Great! And? And I'm afraid she doesn't think you're right for her. I give you one simple thing to do-- contact a complete stranger and make her fall in love with me-- and you blow it! I told her what a good guy you are, but she thought it was a bad sign that you didn't write to her yourself . She thought it made you seem too shy and passive. I'm not too shy and passive . You write her back and tell her I said that . You know, when you have a second. Look, I'll see if I can change her mind tomorrow night. What's happening tomorrow night? I'm meeting her for coffee. What? ! Well, we just...we e - mailed back and forth a bit, and we kind of hit it off. I find a girl I like, and you're stealing her? No . We just ended up having a lot in common . We went to Harvard, we like Chaucer, we're both hardcore into quilting. Your words fall like acid rain on the wounded petals of my heart.