(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB believe) (NP (PRP it)) (. !) (S (S (NP (PDT All) (DT this) (NN time)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG doing) (NP (NN nothing))))) (CC But) (VP (VB sit) (ADVP (RB around))) (CC and) (VP (VB miss) (NP (DT that) (NN guy))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (DT the) (JJS worst) (NN part)) (VP (VBZ is))))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
I can't believe it! All this time I've been doing nothing But sit around and miss that guy . And you know what the worst part is?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
believe
believe
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
det:predet
all
All
DET
PDT
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
nothing
PRON
NN
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
sit
sit
VERB
VB
advmod
around
around
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
miss
miss
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
ccomp
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
bad
worst
ADJ
JJS
nsubj
Number=Sing
part
part
NOUN
NN
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (IN That) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG having) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB process) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ emotional) (NN pain)) (PP (IN without) (NP (NN vodka))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
That you're having to process your emotional pain without vodka?
mark
that
That
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
process
process
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
emotional
emotional
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
pain
pain
NOUN
NN
case
without
without
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
vodka
vodka
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH No) (. .)) (CC But) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know) (WHNP (WP what) (S (NP (DT the) (ADJP (JJ second) (HYPH -) (JJS worst)) (NN part)) (VP (VBZ is))))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB not) (VP (VB miss) (NP (PRP me)) (ADVP (IN at) (DT all))))) (. .)))
Penny
No . But you know what the second - worst part is? He does not miss me at all.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
second
second
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Sup
bad
worst
ADJ
JJS
nsubj
Number=Sing
part
part
NOUN
NN
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
miss
miss
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
all
all
DET
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Allow) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB comfort) (NP (PRP you))))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (IN At) (JJS least)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN got) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN health))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Allow me to comfort you . At least you've got your health.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
allow
Allow
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
comfort
comfort
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
ExtPos=ADV
at
At
ADP
IN
fixed
Degree=Sup
least
least
ADJ
JJS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
health
health
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (RB Really) (. ?) (UH Tha) (, -) (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP it))) (. ?) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ comforting)))) (. ?)))
Penny
Really? Tha - that's it? That's comforting?
reparandum
really
Really
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
reparandum
tha
Tha
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
comforting
comforting
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Um)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ,) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (CD hundred) (NNS years))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'll) (RB both) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ dead)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD wo) (RB n't) (VP (VB matter)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Um, uh, in a hundred years, you'll both be dead and it won't matter?
discourse
um
Um
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
hundred
hundred
NUM
CD
obl
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
both
both
ADV
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Degree=Pos
dead
dead
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
wo
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
matter
matter
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Come) (PRT (RP on)))) (. !) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBN supposed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB say) (, ,) (SBAR (`` ") (S (S (ADVP (IN Of) (NN course)) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ misses) (NP (PRP you)))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (DT The) (JJ only) (NN reason)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG partying)))))) (VP (VBZ is) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB cover) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN pain))))))))))))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Penny
Come on! You're supposed to say, " Of course he misses you . The only reason he's partying is to cover up his pain . "
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
suppose
supposed
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
advmod
of
Of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
miss
misses
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
only
only
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
party
partying
VERB
VBG
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
cover
cover
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
pain
pain
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ true)) (ADVP (IN at) (DT all))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, no, I don't think that's true at all.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Degree=Pos
true
true
ADJ
JJ
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
all
all
DET
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ ridiculous)))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP am) (NP (PRP I)) (ADJP (JJ upset)) (SBAR (ADVP (RB just)) (IN because) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (RB off) (S (VP (VBG having) (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN time))))))))) (. ?))))
Penny
This is ridiculous . Why am I upset just because he's off having a good time?
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
ridiculous
ridiculous
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
upset
upset
ADJ
JJ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
off
off
ADV
RB
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Perhaps)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB obsessively)) (VP (VBG picturing) (NP (PRP him)) (S (VP (VBN Engaged) (PP (IN in) (NP (JJ drunken) (NN coitus))))) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT another) (NN woman))))) (. .) (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (DT that)) (NP (PRP it)) (. ?) (SQ (VBD Did) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RB right))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Perhaps you're obsessively picturing him Engaged in drunken coitus with another woman . Is that it? Did I get it right?
advmod
perhaps
Perhaps
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
obsessively
obsessively
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
picture
picturing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
engage
Engaged
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
drunken
drunken
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
coitus
coitus
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
another
another
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
parataxis
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
Did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (S (NP (UH tha) (, -) (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ great)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB stop) (S (VP (VBG trying) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB feel) (ADVP (JJR better)) (ADVP (RB now)))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, tha - that's great . You can stop trying to make me feel better now.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
tha
tha
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
stop
stop
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
try
trying
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
feel
feel
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Cmp
good
better
ADJ
JJR
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (RB Actually)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't))) (. .) (S (SBAR (IN Before) (S (NP (NNP Leonard)) (VP (VBD left)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD made) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB promise) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB take) (NP (NN care)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Actually, I can't . Before Leonard left, he made me promise that I'd take care of you.
advmod
actually
Actually
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
reparandum
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
before
Before
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
leave
left
VERB
VBD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
make
made
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
promise
promise
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
care
care
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBD did)) (. ?)))
Penny
He did?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yes) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yes.
root
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB really) (JJ sweet))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, that's really sweet.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
sweet
sweet
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (CC Plus)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN job))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD said) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB bring) (NP (PRP me)) (PRT (RP back)) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN sailor) (POS 's)) (NN cap))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Plus, if I do a good job, he said he'd bring me back a sailor's cap.
cc
plus
Plus
CCONJ
CC
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
job
job
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
bring
bring
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
back
back
ADP
RP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
sailor
sailor
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Sing
cap
cap
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP miss) (NP (PRP him)) (ADVP (RB even) (JJR more))) (. .)))
Penny
Now I miss him even more.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
miss
miss
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT any) (NN consolation))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (NNP Leonard) (VBZ 's)) (VP (VBN tormented) (NP (NP (DT every) (NN moment)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (RB away) (PP (IN from) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ warm) (NML (NML (NN embrace)) (CC and) (NML (NN cherry) (NNS lips))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, if it's any consolation, I'm sure Leonard's tormented every moment he's away from your warm embrace and cherry lips.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
any
any
DET
DT
advcl
Number=Sing
consolation
consolation
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
torment
tormented
VERB
VBN
det
every
every
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
moment
moment
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
away
away
ADV
RB
case
from
from
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
warm
warm
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
embrace
embrace
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
cherry
cherry
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Plur
lip
lips
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN Thanks) (. .)))
Penny
Thanks.
root
Number=Sing
thanks
Thanks
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB seriously)) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Oh, seriously?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
seriously
seriously
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
I can't believe it! All this time I've been doing nothing But sit around and miss that guy . And you know what the worst part is? That you're having to process your emotional pain without vodka? No . But you know what the second - worst part is? He does not miss me at all. Allow me to comfort you . At least you've got your health. Really? Tha - that's it? That's comforting? Um, uh, in a hundred years, you'll both be dead and it won't matter? Come on! You're supposed to say, " Of course he misses you . The only reason he's partying is to cover up his pain . " Oh, no, I don't think that's true at all. This is ridiculous . Why am I upset just because he's off having a good time? Perhaps you're obsessively picturing him Engaged in drunken coitus with another woman . Is that it? Did I get it right? Okay, tha - that's great . You can stop trying to make me feel better now. Actually, I can't . Before Leonard left, he made me promise that I'd take care of you. He did? Yes. Oh, that's really sweet. Plus, if I do a good job, he said he'd bring me back a sailor's cap. Now I miss him even more. Well, if it's any consolation, I'm sure Leonard's tormented every moment he's away from your warm embrace and cherry lips. Thanks. Oh, seriously?