(ROOT (S (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VP (VBP come)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (DT the) (JJ smart) (NNS people))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT this)) (NP (DT every) (NN night)))) (. ?)))
Amy
How come if we're the smart people, we don't do this every night?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VBP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
smart
smart
ADJ
JJ
advcl
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
det
PronType=Tot
every
every
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (CD 16) (NNS times) (CD 14)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What's 16 times 14?
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
16
16
NUM
CD
root
Number=Plur
time
times
NOUN
NNS
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
14
14
NUM
CD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NNS burps)) (VP (VBP taste) (PP (IN like) (NP (NN cranberry) (NN juice)))) (. .)))
Amy
My burps taste like cranberry juice.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
burp
burps
NOUN
NNS
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
taste
taste
VERB
VBP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
cranberry
cranberry
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
juice
juice
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN answer))) (. .)))
Sheldon
And there's your answer.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
answer
answer
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Would) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB like) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB come) (ADVP (RB in)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (NN nightcap))))))) (. ?)))
Amy
Would you like to come in for a nightcap?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
Would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
advmod
in
in
ADV
RB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
nightcap
nightcap
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG referring) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN beverage))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB drink)))))) (. .) (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG referring) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN hat)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP don)))))) (SBAR (IN while) (S (VP (VP (VBG wearing) (NP (DT a) (NN nightshirt))) (CC and) (VP (VBG holding) (NP (DT a) (NN candle)))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (CD one)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
If you're referring to the beverage, you know I don't drink . If you're referring to the hat you don while wearing a nightshirt and holding a candle, I have one.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
refer
referring
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
beverage
beverage
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
drink
drink
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
refer
referring
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
hat
hat
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
don
don
VERB
VBP
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
wear
wearing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
nightshirt
nightshirt
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Ger
hold
holding
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
candle
candle
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NNP Yoo) (HYPH -) (UH hoo))) (. .)))
Amy
I have Yoo - hoo.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
Yoo
Yoo
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
discourse
hoo
hoo
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NP (PRP It))) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ hard)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB say) (PRT (UH no)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNP Yoo) (HYPH -) (UH hoo) (. .)))))))) (NP (DT The) (NN name)) (ADVP (RB literally)) (VP (VBZ beckons)) (. .)))
Sheldon
It's hard to say no to Yoo - hoo . The name literally beckons.
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
hard
hard
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
discourse
no
no
INTJ
UH
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Yoo
Yoo
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
hoo
hoo
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
name
name
NOUN
NN
advmod
literally
literally
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
beckon
beckons
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Make) (S (NP (PRP yourself)) (ADJP (JJ comfortable)))) (. .)))
Amy
Make yourself comfortable.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
make
Make
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Degree=Pos
comfortable
comfortable
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (NN someone)) (VP (VBG smoking)) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Is someone smoking?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
smoke
smoking
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB just)) (NP (NNP Ricky))) (. .)))
Amy
Oh, that's just Ricky.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Number=Sing
Ricky
Ricky
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP own) (NP (DT a) (NN smoking) (NN monkey))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
You own a smoking monkey?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
own
own
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
smoking
smoking
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
monkey
monkey
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ silly))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS animals)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN department) (POS 's)) (NML (JJ nicotine) (NN addiction)) (NN study)))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Don't be silly . He's one of the animals in my department's nicotine addiction study.
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
cop
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Degree=Pos
silly
silly
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Plur
animal
animals
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
department
department
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
amod
Degree=Pos
nicotine
nicotine
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
addiction
addiction
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
study
study
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBG doing) (ADVP (RB here)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What's he doing here?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG giving) (NP (PRP him)) (NP (NN emphysema))))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (DT The) (JJS least)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB do)))))) (VP (VBZ is) (S (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP him)) (VP (VP (VB hang) (PRT (RP out))) (CC and) (VP (VB watch) (NP (NN cable))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
I'm giving him emphysema . The least I can do is let him hang out and watch cable.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
give
giving
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
obj
Number=Sing
emphysema
emphysema
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj:outer
Degree=Sup
least
least
ADJ
JJS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
hang
hang
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
watch
watch
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
cable
cable
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Remarkable)) (. .) (SQ (VBP Are) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (JJ worried) (PP (IN about) (NP (JJ secondhand) (NN smoke))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Remarkable . Aren't you worried about secondhand smoke?
root
Degree=Pos
remarkable
Remarkable
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
worried
worried
ADJ
JJ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
secondhand
secondhand
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
smoke
smoke
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT A) (JJ little)) (. .) (NP (DT The) (JJ real) (NN danger)) (VP (VBZ is) (S (NP (PRP him)) (VP (VBG biting) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN face)) (PRT (RP off)) (SBAR (IN while) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG sleeping)))))))) (. .)))
Amy
A little . The real danger is him biting my face off while I'm sleeping.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
danger
danger
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Ger
bite
biting
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
face
face
NOUN
NN
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
sleep
sleeping
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (PRP he)) (ADVP (RB deliberately)) (VP (VBG blowing) (NP (NN smoke)) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP me)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Is he deliberately blowing smoke at me?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
advmod
deliberately
deliberately
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
blow
blowing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
smoke
smoke
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH Yeah) (. .)) (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NN kind) (IN of) (DT an) (NN ass))) (. .)))
Amy
Yeah . He's kind of an ass.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
ass
ass
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD May) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB share) (NP (NN something)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP you))) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG troubling) (NP (PRP me))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
May I share something with you that's troubling me?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
May
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
share
share
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
trouble
troubling
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADVP (IN Of) (NN course)) (. .) (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG rattling) (PP (IN around)) (NP (NP (DT that) (JJ big) (JJ bulbous) (NN head)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP yours)))))) (. ?)))
Amy
Of course . What's rattling around that big bulbous head of yours?
advmod
of
Of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
rattling
rattling
VERB
VBG
case
around
around
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
big
big
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
bulbous
bulbous
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
yours
yours
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Priya)) (VP (VBZ has) (ADVP (RB essentially)) (VP (VBN nullified) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN roommate) (NN agreement)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNP Leonard)))) (, ,) (S (VP (VBG making) (NP (NN life)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN apartment))) (S (ADJP (RB very) (JJ uncomfortable))) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP me))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Priya has essentially nullified my roommate agreement with Leonard, making life in the apartment very uncomfortable for me.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Priya
Priya
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
advmod
essentially
essentially
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
nullify
nullified
VERB
VBN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
roommate
roommate
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
agreement
agreement
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
make
making
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
apartment
apartment
NOUN
NN
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
uncomfortable
uncomfortable
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP want) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB kill) (NP (PRP her))))) (. ?) (S (VP (VBN Done)))) (. .)))
Amy
And you want me to kill her? Done.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
kill
kill
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
do
Done
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (ADVP (IN of) (NN course)) (RB not) (. .)))
Sheldon
No, of course not.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
of
of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
root
not
not
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD trained) (NP (NNP Ricky)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB smoke))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB train) (NP (PRP him)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB shoot) (NP (DT a) (NN poison) (NN dart)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT No) (NN jury)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB convict) (NP (PRP us)) (NP (DT 'cause) (SBAR (S (NP (NNS people)) (VP (VBP love) (NP (NNS monkeys))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
I trained Ricky how to smoke . I can train him to shoot a poison dart . No jury would convict us 'cause people love monkeys.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
train
trained
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
Ricky
Ricky
PROPN
NNP
obj
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
smoke
smoke
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
train
train
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
shoot
shoot
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
poison
poison
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
dart
dart
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
no
No
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
jury
jury
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
convict
convict
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
det
'cause
'cause
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
love
love
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Plur
monkey
monkeys
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP understand) (SBAR (S (NP (DT the) (NN alcohol)) (VP (VBZ has) (VP (VBN stirred) (PRT (RP up)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP whatever)) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ is)))) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ makes) (S (NP (NNS girls)) (VP (VB go) (ADJP (JJ wild))))))))))))) (, ...) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN to) (NP (JJ smart) (NNP Amy))) (ADVP (RB now))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I understand the alcohol has stirred up whatever it is that makes girls go wild...but I really need to talk to smart Amy now.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
understand
understand
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
alcohol
alcohol
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
stir
stirred
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
obj
PronType=Rel
whatever
whatever
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
makes
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Plur
girl
girls
NOUN
NNS
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
wild
wild
ADJ
JJ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
smart
smart
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Have) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBN considered) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NN intelligence)) (VP (MD might) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ very) (NN thing)) (VP (VBG causing) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN dilemma))))))))) (. ?)))
Amy
Have you considered that your intelligence might be the very thing causing your dilemma?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
Have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
consider
considered
VERB
VBN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
intelligence
intelligence
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
very
very
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
cause
causing
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
dilemma
dilemma
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH No) (. .)))
Sheldon
No.
root
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (NNP Ricky)) (PP (IN over) (ADVP (RB here))))))) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB do) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (DT an) (NN interloper)) (VP (VBD encroached) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN territory)))))))) (. ?)))
Amy
What do you think Ricky over here would do if an interloper encroached on his territory?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Number=Sing
Ricky
Ricky
PROPN
NNP
case
over
over
ADP
IN
nmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
interloper
interloper
NOUN
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
encroach
encroached
VERB
VBD
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
territory
territory
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (VP (VBN challenged)))) (, ,) (NP (NNS monkeys)) (ADVP (RB generally)) (VP (VBP assert) (NP (PRP$ their) (NN dominance)) (PP (IN through) (NP (NP (VP (NN chasing)) (, ,) (NP (NN assault)) (CC and) (NP (DT a) (JJ stylized) (NN penile) (NN display))) (. .))) (SBAR (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (IN outside) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN comfort) (NN zone))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, when challenged, monkeys generally assert their dominance through chasing, assault and a stylized penile display . That's a little outside my comfort zone.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
challenge
challenged
VERB
VBN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Plur
monkey
monkeys
NOUN
NNS
advmod
generally
generally
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
assert
assert
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
their
their
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
dominance
dominance
NOUN
NN
case
through
through
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
chase
chasing
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
assault
assault
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
stylized
stylized
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
penile
penile
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
display
display
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
case
outside
outside
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
comfort
comfort
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
zone
zone
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG being) (ADJP (RB too) (JJ literal))))) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NN point)) (VP (VBZ is))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (MD would) (RB not) (ADVP (RB meekly)) (VP (VB surrender) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NNS rules)))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (DT neither)) (VP (MD should) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .)))
Amy
You're being too literal . My point is, he would not meekly surrender to the rules, and neither should you.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
cop
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
literal
literal
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
meekly
meekly
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
surrender
surrender
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
rule
rules
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
neither
neither
DET
DT
conj
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG suggesting) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP play) (ADJP (JJ dirty)))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Are you suggesting I play dirty?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
suggest
suggesting
VERB
VBG
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
play
play
VERB
VBP
xcomp
Degree=Pos
dirty
dirty
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (NP (JJ dirty) (. .) (JJ Dirty) (, ...) (JJ dirty) (, ...) (JJ dirty) (. .)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT Which)) (S (VP (VBZ brings) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (PRP$ our) (JJ next) (NN order)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN business)))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Yes, dirty . Dirty...dirty...dirty . Which brings me to our next order of business.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Pos
dirty
dirty
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
list
Degree=Pos
dirty
Dirty
ADJ
JJ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
list
Degree=Pos
dirty
dirty
ADJ
JJ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
conj
Degree=Pos
dirty
dirty
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
Which
PRON
WDT
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
bring
brings
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
next
next
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
order
order
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
business
business
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Fascinating)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Fascinating.
root
Degree=Pos
fascinating
Fascinating
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP hope) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB take) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ about) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB do))))) (PP (IN as) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN comment)) (PP (IN on) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD did))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
I hope you don't take what I'm about to do as a comment on what we just did.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
hope
hope
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Degree=Pos
about
about
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
comment
comment
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBARQ (WHNP (WP Who)) (SQ (VP (VBZ 's) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB say) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD should) (RB n't) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG dissecting) (NP (PRP$ our) (NNS brains)))))))))))) (. ?)) (NP (PRP You)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (DT an) (NN ass))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Who's to say you shouldn't be dissecting our brains? You really are an ass.
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Who
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cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
mark
to
to
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TO
root
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
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VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
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PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
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VB
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
dissect
dissecting
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VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
brain
brains
NOUN
NNS
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?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
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are
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VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
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DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
ass
ass
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How come if we're the smart people, we don't do this every night? What's 16 times 14? My burps taste like cranberry juice. And there's your answer. Would you like to come in for a nightcap? If you're referring to the beverage, you know I don't drink . If you're referring to the hat you don while wearing a nightshirt and holding a candle, I have one. I have Yoo - hoo. It's hard to say no to Yoo - hoo . The name literally beckons. Make yourself comfortable. Is someone smoking? Oh, that's just Ricky. You own a smoking monkey? Don't be silly . He's one of the animals in my department's nicotine addiction study. What's he doing here? I'm giving him emphysema . The least I can do is let him hang out and watch cable. Remarkable . Aren't you worried about secondhand smoke? A little . The real danger is him biting my face off while I'm sleeping. Is he deliberately blowing smoke at me? Yeah . He's kind of an ass. May I share something with you that's troubling me? Of course . What's rattling around that big bulbous head of yours? Priya has essentially nullified my roommate agreement with Leonard, making life in the apartment very uncomfortable for me. And you want me to kill her? Done. No, of course not. I trained Ricky how to smoke . I can train him to shoot a poison dart . No jury would convict us 'cause people love monkeys. I understand the alcohol has stirred up whatever it is that makes girls go wild...but I really need to talk to smart Amy now. Have you considered that your intelligence might be the very thing causing your dilemma? No. What do you think Ricky over here would do if an interloper encroached on his territory? Well, when challenged, monkeys generally assert their dominance through chasing, assault and a stylized penile display . That's a little outside my comfort zone. You're being too literal . My point is, he would not meekly surrender to the rules, and neither should you. Are you suggesting I play dirty? Yes, dirty . Dirty...dirty...dirty . Which brings me to our next order of business. Fascinating. I hope you don't take what I'm about to do as a comment on what we just did. Who's to say you shouldn't be dissecting our brains? You really are an ass.