(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB still)) (ADJP (JJ mad) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT the) (NN sperm) (NN bank)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
mad
mad
ADJ
JJ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
sperm
sperm
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
bank
bank
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH No) (. .)))
Leonard
No.
root
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD wanna) (VP (VB hear) (NP (NP (DT an) (JJ interesting) (NN thing)) (PP (IN about) (NP (NNS stairs)))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
You wanna hear an interesting thing about stairs?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
wanna
wanna
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
hear
hear
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
interesting
interesting
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
stair
stairs
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB Not) (RB really) (. .)))
Leonard
Not really.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
root
really
really
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN height)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT a) (NN step)))) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB off)) (PP (IN by) (NP (QP (RB as) (RB little) (IN as) (CD two)) (NNS millimeters)))))) (, ...) (NP (JJS most) (NNS people)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB trip))) (. .)))
Sheldon
If the height of a step is off by as little as two millimeters...most people will trip.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
height
height
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
step
step
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advcl
off
off
ADV
RB
case
by
by
ADP
IN
advmod
as
as
ADV
RB
obl
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADV
RB
case
as
as
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
obl
Number=Plur
millimeter
millimeters
NOUN
NNS
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADJ
JJS
nsubj
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
trip
trip
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB care)))) (. .) (NP (NP (CD Two) (NN millime)) (, ...)) (. ?) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB seem) (S (ADJP (JJ right)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I don't care . Two millime ...? That doesn't seem right.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
care
care
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
Two
NUM
CD
parataxis
Number=Sing
millime
millime
NOUN
NN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
seem
seem
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ true)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN series)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS experiments)))) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (CD 12) (. .))))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NN father)) (VP (VBD broke) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN clavicle))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It's true . I did a series of experiments when I was 12 . My father broke his clavicle.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
true
true
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
series
series
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
experiment
experiments
NOUN
NNS
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
12
12
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
father
father
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
break
broke
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
clavicle
clavicle
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (DT that)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBD sent) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN boarding) (NN school)))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Is that why they sent you to boarding school?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
root
PronType=Rel
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
send
sent
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
boarding
boarding
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
school
school
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN result)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN work)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNS lasers))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
That was the result of my work with lasers.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
result
result
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
laser
lasers
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (JJ New) (NN neighbor) (. ?)))
Leonard
New neighbor?
amod
Degree=Pos
New
New
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
neighbor
neighbor
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB Evidently) (. .)))
Sheldon
Evidently.
root
evidently
Evidently
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NP (JJ Significant) (NN improvement)) (PP (IN over) (NP (DT the) (JJ old) (NN neighbor))) (. .)))
Leonard
Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
amod
Degree=Pos
significant
Significant
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
improvement
improvement
NOUN
NN
case
over
over
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
old
old
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
neighbor
neighbor
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NP (QP (CD Two) (HYPH -) (CD hundred)) (NN pound) (NN transvestite)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (NN skin) (NN condition)))) (. ?) (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ is)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Two - hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is.
compound
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
Two
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
hundred
hundred
NUM
CD
compound
Number=Sing
pound
pound
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
transvestite
transvestite
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
skin
skin
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
condition
condition
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (UH hi) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, hi.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
hi
hi
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hi) (. .)))
Leonard
Hi.
root
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hi) (. .)))
Sheldon
Hi.
root
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hi) (. ?)))
Penny
Hi?
root
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB mean) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB interrupt))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP live) (PP (IN across) (NP (DT the) (NN hall))))) (. .)))
Leonard
We don't mean to interrupt . We live across the hall.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
interrupt
interrupt
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
live
live
VERB
VBP
case
across
across
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
hall
hall
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ nice))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, that's nice.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (LST (UH No) (. .)) (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB live) (ADVP (RB together))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VP (VBP live) (ADVP (RB together))) (, ,) (CC but) (VP (PP (IN in) (NP (JJ separate) (, ,) (JJ heterosexual) (NNS bedrooms))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
No . We don't live together . I mean we live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
live
live
VERB
VB
advmod
together
together
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
live
live
VERB
VBP
advmod
together
together
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
separate
separate
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
heterosexual
heterosexual
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Plur
bedroom
bedrooms
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (VP (VB guess) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ new) (NN neighbor)))))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
guess
guess
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
neighbor
neighbor
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNP Leonard) (. .) (NNP Sheldon) (. .)))
Leonard
Leonard . Sheldon.
root
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
compound
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hi) (. .)))
Leonard
Hi.
root
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hi) (. .)))
Sheldon
Hi.
root
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hi) (. .)))
Penny
Hi.
root
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ...) (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (VP (UH welcome) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN building)))) (. .)))
Leonard
Well...Oh, welcome to the building.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
welcome
welcome
INTJ
UH
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
building
building
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Thankyou)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB maybe)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB have) (NP (NN coffee)) (ADVP (RB sometime)))) (. .)))
Penny
Thankyou, maybe we can have coffee sometime.
discourse
thankyou
Thankyou
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
maybe
maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
coffee
coffee
NOUN
NN
advmod
sometime
sometime
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ great)) (. .)))
Leonard
Oh, great.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Great) (. .)))
Penny
Great.
root
Degree=Pos
great
Great
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Great) (. .)))
Sheldon
Great.
root
Degree=Pos
great
Great
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Great) (. .) (UH Well)) (, ,) (VP (UH bye)) (. .)))
Leonard
Great . Well, bye.
root
Degree=Pos
great
Great
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
bye
bye
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (VP (UH Bye)) (. .)))
Penny
Bye.
root
bye
Bye
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (VP (UH Bye)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Bye.
root
bye
Bye
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (VP (UH Bye)) (. .)))
Leonard
Bye.
root
bye
Bye
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Should) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN invited) (NP (PRP her)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN lunch))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Should we have invited her for lunch?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
Should
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
invite
invited
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
lunch
lunch
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB start) (NP (NN season)) (NP (NP (CD two)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Battlestar) (NNP Galactica))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
We're gonna start season two of Battlestar Galactica.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
start
start
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
season
season
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Battlestar
Battlestar
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
Galactica
Galactica
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP We)) (ADVP (RB already)) (VP (VBD watched) (NP (DT the) (NN season)) (NP (CD two) (NNS DVDs))) (. .)))
Leonard
We already watched the season two DVDs.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
advmod
already
already
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
watch
watched
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
season
season
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Plur
dvd
DVDs
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (PP (RB Not) (PP (IN with) (NP (NN commentary))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Not with commentary.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
root
Number=Sing
commentary
commentary
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VP (VB be) (NP (JJ good) (NNS neighbors))) (. .) (VP (VB Invite) (NP (PRP her)) (PRT (RB over))) (, ,) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (PRP her)) (VP (VB feel) (ADJP (JJ welcome)))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I think we should be good neighbors . Invite her over, make her feel welcome.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Plur
neighbor
neighbors
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
invite
Invite
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
over
over
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
feel
feel
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
welcome
welcome
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP We)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBD invited) (NP (NNP Louie) (, /) (NNP Louise)) (ADVP (RB over))) (. .)))
Sheldon
We never invited Louie / Louise over.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
invite
invited
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
Louie
Louie
PROPN
NNP
cc
/
/
SYM
,
conj
Number=Sing
Louise
Louise
PROPN
NNP
advmod
over
over
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ wrong) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP us)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB widen) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN circle))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Well, and that was wrong of us . We need to widen our circle.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Degree=Pos
wrong
wrong
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
widen
widen
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
circle
circle
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ wide)) (NN circle)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (CD 212) (NNS friends)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NNP MySpace))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I have a very wide circle . I have 212 friends on MySpace.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
wide
wide
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
circle
circle
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
212
212
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Plur
friend
friends
NOUN
NNS
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
MySpace
MySpace
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBN met) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP them))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Yes, and you've never met one of them.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
meet
met
VERB
VBN
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN beauty)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP it))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
That's the beauty of it.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
beauty
beauty
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB invite) (NP (PRP her)) (PRT (RP over)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (JJ nice) (NN meal) (CC and) (NN chat))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I'm gonna invite her over . We'll have a nice meal and chat.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
invite
invite
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
over
over
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
meal
meal
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
chat
chat
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Chat) (. ?) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB chat) (, ,) (PP (ADVP (IN at) (JJS least)) (RB not) (RB off) (HYPH -) (NP (NN line)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Chat? We don't chat, at least not off - line.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
Chat
Chat
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
chat
chat
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
ExtPos=ADV
at
at
ADP
IN
fixed
Degree=Sup
least
least
ADJ
JJS
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
amod
off
off
ADV
RB
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
parataxis
Number=Sing
line
line
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ difficult)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBP listen) (PP (IN to) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ says))))))) (CC and) (RB then) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP say) (NP (NP (NN something)) (ADJP (JJ appropriate))) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN response))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Well, it's not difficult . You just listen to what she says and then you say something appropriate in response.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
difficult
difficult
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
listen
listen
VERB
VBP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
says
VERB
VBZ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
appropriate
appropriate
ADJ
JJ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
response
response
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (PP (IN To) (WHNP (WDT what) (NN end)) (. ?)))
Sheldon
To what end?
case
to
To
ADP
IN
det
PronType=Int
what
what
DET
WDT
root
Number=Sing
end
end
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (LST (UH Hi) (. .) (RB Again) (. .)))
Leonard
Hi . Again.
root
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
again
Again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hi) (. .)))
Sheldon
Hi.
root
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hi) (. .)))
Leonard
Hi.
root
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hi) (. .)))
Penny
Hi.
root
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH Hi) (. .)) (ADVP (UH Anyway)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD brought) (NP (NN home) (JJ Indian) (NN food)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (IN that) (S (S (S (VP (VBG moving))) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ stressful))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP find) (SBAR (IN that) (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG undergoing) (NP (NP (NN stress)) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (JJ good) (NN food) (CC and) (NN company)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (JJ comforting) (NN effect))))))))))) (. .) (ADVP (RB Also)) (, ,) (S (NP (NN curry)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (JJ natural) (NN laxative)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP you)) (SBAR (IN that) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (S (NP (DT a) (JJ clean) (NN colon)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (QP (RB just) (CD one)) (JJR less) (NN thing)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB worry) (PP (IN about))))))))))))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Hi . Anyway we brought home Indian food and I know that moving can be stressful and I find that when I'm undergoing stress that good food and company can have a comforting effect . Also, curry's a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you that, you know a clean colon is just one less thing to worry about.
discourse
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
anyway
Anyway
INTJ
UH
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
bring
brought
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
home
home
NOUN
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
Indian
Indian
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
food
food
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
csubj
VerbForm=Ger
move
moving
VERB
VBG
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
stressful
stressful
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
find
find
VERB
VBP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
undergo
undergoing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
stress
stress
NOUN
NN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
food
food
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
company
company
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
comforting
comforting
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
effect
effect
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
also
Also
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
curry
curry
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
natural
natural
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
laxative
laxative
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
clean
clean
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
colon
colon
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
amod
Degree=Cmp
less
less
ADJ
JJR
ccomp
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
worry
worry
VERB
VB
obl
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (DT no) (NN expert)))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN context)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT a) (NN lunch) (NN invitation))))) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD might) (ADVP (RB wanna)) (VP (VB skip) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN reference)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN bowel) (NNS movements))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'm no expert, but in the context of a lunch invitation you might wanna skip the reference to bowel movements.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
no
no
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
expert
expert
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
context
context
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
lunch
lunch
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
invitation
invitation
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
advmod
wanna
wanna
ADV
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
skip
skip
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
reference
reference
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
bowel
bowel
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Plur
movement
movements
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG inviting) (NP (PRP me)) (ADVP (RB over)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB eat)))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Oh, you're inviting me over to eat?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
invite
inviting
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
over
over
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
eat
eat
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Uh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yes)) (. .)))
Leonard
Uh, yes.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
yes
yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ nice))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB love) (S (VP (TO to)))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, that's so nice . I'd love to.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
love
love
VERB
VB
xcomp
to
to
PART
TO
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Great) (. .)))
Leonard
Great.
root
Degree=Pos
great
Great
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (ADVP (RB So)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NNS guys))) (VP (VB do) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN fun))) (PP (IN around) (ADVP (RB here))))) (. ?)))
Penny
So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
discourse
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
appos
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
fun
fun
NOUN
NN
case
around
around
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (NN today)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD tried) (S (VP (VBG masturbating) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN money)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
today
today
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
try
tried
VERB
VBD
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
masturbate
masturbating
VERB
VBG
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
money
money
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Are you still mad about the sperm bank? No. You wanna hear an interesting thing about stairs? Not really. If the height of a step is off by as little as two millimeters...most people will trip. I don't care . Two millime ...? That doesn't seem right. It's true . I did a series of experiments when I was 12 . My father broke his clavicle. Is that why they sent you to boarding school? That was the result of my work with lasers. New neighbor? Evidently. Significant improvement over the old neighbor. Two - hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is. Oh, hi. Hi. Hi. Hi? We don't mean to interrupt . We live across the hall. Oh, that's nice. No . We don't live together . I mean we live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms. Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor. Leonard . Sheldon. Hi. Hi. Hi. Well...Oh, welcome to the building. Thankyou, maybe we can have coffee sometime. Oh, great. Great. Great. Great . Well, bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Should we have invited her for lunch? We're gonna start season two of Battlestar Galactica. We already watched the season two DVDs. Not with commentary. I think we should be good neighbors . Invite her over, make her feel welcome. We never invited Louie / Louise over. Well, and that was wrong of us . We need to widen our circle. I have a very wide circle . I have 212 friends on MySpace. Yes, and you've never met one of them. That's the beauty of it. I'm gonna invite her over . We'll have a nice meal and chat. Chat? We don't chat, at least not off - line. Well, it's not difficult . You just listen to what she says and then you say something appropriate in response. To what end? Hi . Again. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi . Anyway we brought home Indian food and I know that moving can be stressful and I find that when I'm undergoing stress that good food and company can have a comforting effect . Also, curry's a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you that, you know a clean colon is just one less thing to worry about. I'm no expert, but in the context of a lunch invitation you might wanna skip the reference to bowel movements. Oh, you're inviting me over to eat? Uh, yes. Oh, that's so nice . I'd love to. Great. So, what do you guys do for fun around here? Well, today we tried masturbating for money.