(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD wo) (RB n't) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (ADJP (JJ able) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN date) (NN night)) (NP (DT this) (NNP Thursday)))))) (, ,) (NP (NP (ADJP (RB so) (JJ bad)) (NN news)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I won't be able to make our date night this Thursday, so bad news for you.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
wo
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Degree=Pos
able
able
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
date
date
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
Thursday
Thursday
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
bad
bad
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
news
news
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (ADVP (RBR better)) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN excuse)) (NP (DT this) (NN time))) (. .) (SBAR (IN Because) (S (S (VP (VBG trimming) (NP (NNP Q) (HYPH -) (NNS tips)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB fit) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS ears)) (ADVP (RB right))))))) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (JJ obvious) (NN nonsense))))) (. .)))
Amy
You better have a good excuse this time . Because trimming Q - tips to fit your ears right is obvious nonsense.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
advmod
Degree=Cmp
well
better
ADV
RBR
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
excuse
excuse
NOUN
NN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
csubj
VerbForm=Ger
trim
trimming
VERB
VBG
compound
Number=Sing
Q
Q
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obj
Number=Plur
tip
tips
NOUN
NNS
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
fit
fit
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
ear
ears
NOUN
NNS
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
amod
Degree=Pos
obvious
obvious
ADJ
JJ
advcl
Number=Sing
nonsense
nonsense
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB First) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT all)))) (, ,) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP say) (NP (NP (NNS things)) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT that))))))) (, ,) (NP (NNS people)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ crazy) (. .) (SBAR (S (ADVP (RB Second)) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN reason)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG cancelling)))))) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB attend) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN memorial) (NN service)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NNP Professor) (NNP Tupperman)))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
First of all, when you say things like that, people think you're crazy . Second, the reason I'm cancelling is because I have to attend a memorial service for Professor Tupperman.
advmod
NumType=Ord
first
First
ADV
RB
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
all
all
DET
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Degree=Pos
crazy
crazy
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
NumType=Ord
second
Second
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
cancel
cancelling
VERB
VBG
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
attend
attend
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
memorial
memorial
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
service
service
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Professor
Professor
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Tupperman
Tupperman
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ sounds) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (JJ long) (CC and) (JJ tedious)) (NN evening)))) (. .)))
Amy
It sounds like a long and tedious evening.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
sounds
VERB
VBZ
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
tedious
tedious
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
evening
evening
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Eh)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB be) (. .) (ADVP (RB Honestly)) (, ,) (S (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD must) (VP (VB endure) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (JJ long) (CC and) (JJ tedious)) (NN evening)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (ADVP (RB rather)) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP you))) (PP (IN on) (NP (NN date) (NN night)))))) (. .) (CC But) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT no) (NN choice)))) (. .) (S (NP (DT The) (NN tenure) (NN committee)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADVP (RB there)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Eh, it will be . Honestly, if I must endure a long and tedious evening, I'd rather it be with you on date night . But I have no choice . The tenure committee's going to be there.
discourse
eh
Eh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
honestly
Honestly
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
must
must
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
endure
endure
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
tedious
tedious
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
evening
evening
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
parataxis
rather
rather
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
ccomp
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
date
date
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
no
no
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
choice
choice
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
tenure
tenure
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
committee
committee
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (WHADVP (UH well)) (, ,) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT that) (NN case))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB perhaps)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB come) (PRT (RB along)))) (. .)))
Amy
Oh, well, in that case, perhaps I should come along.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
case
case
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
perhaps
perhaps
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
advmod
along
along
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (ADVP (ADVP (RB now)) (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it)))))) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (RBS most) (JJ helpful)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, now that I think about it, that would be most helpful.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADV
RBS
root
Degree=Pos
helpful
helpful
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (IN Of) (NN course)) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD would)) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (ADJP (RB well) (HYPH -) (JJ versed)) (PP (IN in) (NP (JJ academic) (NNS politics)))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (PP (IN as) (NP (DT a) (VBN respected) (NN scientist))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (ADVP (RB only)) (VP (VB raise) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN stock)) (PP (IN as) (NP (DT a) (NN candidate))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Of course it would . I'm well - versed in academic politics, and as a respected scientist, I can only raise your stock as a candidate.
advmod
of
Of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
reparandum
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
root
Degree=Pos
versed
versed
ADJ
JJ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
academic
academic
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
politics
politics
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
respect
respected
VERB
VBN
obl
Number=Sing
scientist
scientist
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
raise
raise
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
stock
stock
NOUN
NN
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
candidate
candidate
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (RB Actually)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD meant) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB drive) (NP (PRP me)))))))) (. .) (CC But) (S (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ makes) (S (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (JJ happy)))))) (, ,) (NP (DT that) (JJ other) (NN stuff)) (ADVP (RB too))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Actually, I meant you could drive me . But if it makes you happy, that other stuff too.
advmod
actually
Actually
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
mean
meant
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
drive
drive
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
makes
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
stuff
stuff
NOUN
NN
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
I won't be able to make our date night this Thursday, so bad news for you. You better have a good excuse this time . Because trimming Q - tips to fit your ears right is obvious nonsense. First of all, when you say things like that, people think you're crazy . Second, the reason I'm cancelling is because I have to attend a memorial service for Professor Tupperman. It sounds like a long and tedious evening. Eh, it will be . Honestly, if I must endure a long and tedious evening, I'd rather it be with you on date night . But I have no choice . The tenure committee's going to be there. Oh, well, in that case, perhaps I should come along. Well, now that I think about it, that would be most helpful. Of course it would . I'm well - versed in academic politics, and as a respected scientist, I can only raise your stock as a candidate. Actually, I meant you could drive me . But if it makes you happy, that other stuff too.