(ROOT (NP (NN Checkmate) (. .)))
Sheldon
Checkmate.
root
Number=Sing
checkmate
Checkmate
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (LST (UH O) (HYPH -) (NN o) (HYPH -) (NN o) (HYPH -) (NN o) (HYPH -) (UH h) (. !) (RB Again) (. ?)))
Leonard
O - o - o - o - h! Again?
root
o
O
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
conj
Number=Sing
o
o
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
o
o
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
o
o
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
h
h
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
advmod
again
Again
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (RB Obviously)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (ADJP (RB well) (VBN suited) (PP (IN for) (NP (NML (CD three) (HYPH -) (JJ dimensional)) (NN chess)))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Perhaps)) (NP (ADJP (CD three) (HYPH -) (JJ dimensional)) (NNP Candy) (NNP Land)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (RBR more) (PRP$ your) (NN speed))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Obviously, you're not well suited for three - dimensional chess . Perhaps three - dimensional Candy Land would be more your speed.
advmod
obviously
Obviously
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
suit
suited
VERB
VBN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Pos
dimensional
dimensional
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
chess
chess
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
perhaps
Perhaps
ADV
RB
compound
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Pos
dimensional
dimensional
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
Candy
Candy
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Number=Sing
Land
Land
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
parataxis
Number=Sing
speed
speed
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Just)) (VP (VB reset) (NP (DT the) (NN board))) (. .)))
Leonard
Just reset the board.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
reset
reset
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
board
board
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (PRP It))) (VP (MD must) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ humbling)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB suck) (PP (IN on) (NP (ADJP (RB so) (JJ many)) (JJ different) (NNS levels)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels.
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
must
must
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Degree=Pos
humbling
humbling
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
suck
suck
VERB
VB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
many
many
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
different
different
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
level
levels
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (NNS guys)) (. .)))
Penny
Hey, guys.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hey) (. !)))
Leonard
Hey!
root
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBD Did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mail))) (. ?)))
Penny
Did you get my mail?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
Did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mail
mail
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB right) (RB here)) (. .) (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBD was) (NP (NNP Nebraska))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Yeah, right here . How was Nebraska?
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
root
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Number=Sing
Nebraska
Nebraska
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (ADJP (ADJP (JJR better)) (PP (IN than) (NP (NNP North) (NNP Dakota)))) (. .) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP guess) (SBAR (S (NP (DT that) (NN joke)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB only) (JJ funny)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP Nebraska))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Well, better than North Dakota . I guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Cmp
good
better
ADJ
JJR
case
than
than
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
North
North
PROPN
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
Dakota
Dakota
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
guess
guess
VERB
VBP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
joke
joke
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
funny
funny
ADJ
JJ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Nebraska
Nebraska
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (PP (IN From) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS data)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NN hand))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB draw) (NP (DT that) (NN conclusion))))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (DT All)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB say) (PP (IN with) (NP (JJ absolute) (NN certainty)))))))) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (DT that) (NN joke)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ funny)) (ADVP (RB here))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
From the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion . All you can say with absolute certainty is that that joke is not funny here.
case
from
From
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
datum
data
NOUN
NNS
case
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
hand
hand
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
draw
draw
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
conclusion
conclusion
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj:outer
all
All
DET
DT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
absolute
absolute
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
certainty
certainty
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
joke
joke
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
funny
funny
ADJ
JJ
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Boy))) (, ,) (NP (NP (PRP it))) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ good)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADVP (RB back)))))) (. .)))
Penny
Boy, it's good to be back.
discourse
boy
Boy
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
csubj
back
back
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN family))) (. ?)))
Leonard
How's your family?
root
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
family
family
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT the) (JJS worst) (NN trip))) (. .) (S (NP (NN Everyone)) (VP (VBD got) (ADJP (JJ sick)) (PP (IN over) (NP (DT the) (NN weekend))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, it was the worst trip . Everyone got sick over the weekend.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
bad
worst
ADJ
JJS
root
Number=Sing
trip
trip
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everyone
Everyone
PRON
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
xcomp
Degree=Pos
sick
sick
ADJ
JJ
case
over
over
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
weekend
weekend
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Sick) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Sick?
root
Degree=Pos
sick
Sick
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Here)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP go)) (. .)))
Leonard
Here we go.
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WHNP (WDT What) (NN kind)) (PP (IN of) (ADJP (JJ sick))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What kind of sick?
det
PronType=Int
what
What
DET
WDT
root
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Degree=Pos
sick
sick
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (DT the) (NN flu)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP guess)) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, the flu, I guess.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
flu
flu
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
guess
guess
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB need) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB guess))))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP need) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB know)))))) (. .) (WHADVP (RB Now)) (, ,) (WHADVP (WRB when)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (DT the) (NNS symptoms)) (ADVP (RB first)) (VP (VB appear))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
I don't need you to guess, I need you to know . Now, when did the symptoms first appear?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
need
need
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
guess
guess
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
symptom
symptoms
NOUN
NNS
advmod
NumType=Ord
first
first
ADV
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
appear
appear
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (NNP Friday)) (. .)))
Penny
Maybe Friday.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
root
Number=Sing
Friday
Friday
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (NP (NNP Friday) (. .)) (VP (VBD Was) (NP (DT that) (NN morning) (CC or) (NN afternoon))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Friday . Was that morning or afternoon?
nmod:tmod
Number=Sing
Friday
Friday
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
Was
AUX
VBD
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
morning
morning
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
afternoon
afternoon
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't)) (. ...)))
Penny
I don't ...
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VP (VB Think) (, ,) (NP (NN woman)) (. .) (SBAR (SBAR (WHNP (WP Who)) (S (VP (VBD blew) (NP (PRP$ their) (NN nose))))) (CC and) (FRAG (WHADVP (WRB when))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Think, woman . Who blew their nose and when?
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
think
Think
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Int
who
Who
PRON
WP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
blow
blew
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
their
their
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
nose
nose
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (VP (VB relax)) (. .) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT any) (NNS symptoms))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ contagious)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Sheldon, relax . She doesn't have any symptoms . I'm sure she's not contagious.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
relax
relax
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
any
any
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
symptom
symptoms
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
contagious
contagious
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH please)) (. .) (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (NN influenza)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (RB only) (JJ contagious)) (SBAR (IN after) (S (NP (NNS symptoms)) (VP (VBP appear) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB 've) (VP (VBN died) (PRT (RP out)) (ADVP (NP (NNS years)) (RB ago))))))))))))) (. .) (ADVP (RB Somewhere) (PP (IN between) (NP (NP (NN tool)) (S (VP (VBG using) (CC and) (NML (NN cave) (NN painting)))) (NNP Homo) (NN habilis)))) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB 've) (VP (VBN figured) (PRT (RP out)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB kill) (NP (DT the) (NN guy)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (JJ runny) (NN nose))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, please . If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear it would've died out years ago . Somewhere between tool using and cave painting Homo habilis would've figured out to kill the guy with the runny nose.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
please
please
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
influenza
influenza
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
advcl
Degree=Pos
contagious
contagious
ADJ
JJ
mark
after
after
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Plur
symptom
symptoms
NOUN
NNS
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
appear
appear
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
've
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
die
died
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
obl:tmod
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
advmod
ago
ago
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
somewhere
Somewhere
ADV
RB
case
between
between
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
tool
tool
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
use
using
VERB
VBG
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
cave
cave
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
painting
painting
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
Homo
Homo
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Number=Sing
habilis
habilis
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
've
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
figure
figured
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
kill
kill
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
runny
runny
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
nose
nose
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Penny)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB excuse) (NP (NNP Sheldon)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN bit)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT a) (NN germaphobe)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Penny, you'll have to excuse Sheldon . He's a bit of a germaphobe.
vocative
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
excuse
excuse
VERB
VB
iobj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
bit
bit
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
germaphobe
germaphobe
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ okay)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP understand))) (. .)))
Penny
That's okay . I understand.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Degree=Pos
okay
okay
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
understand
understand
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (NN Thanks)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN consideration) (. .)))) (ADVP (RB Now)) (UH please) (VP (VB leave)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Thanks for your consideration . Now please leave.
root
Number=Sing
thanks
Thanks
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
consideration
consideration
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
discourse
please
please
INTJ
UH
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
leave
leave
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD 'd) (ADVP (RBR better)) (VP (VB go) (SBAR (IN before) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ starts) (S (VP (VBG spraying) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNP Lysol)))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
You'd better go before he starts spraying you with Lysol.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
VBD
advmod
Degree=Cmp
well
better
ADV
RBR
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
mark
before
before
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
start
starts
VERB
VBZ
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
spraying
spraying
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Lysol
Lysol
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (VP (VBP thank) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN for) (S (VP (VBG getting) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mail)))))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, well, thank you for getting my mail.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
get
getting
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mail
mail
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (NN problem) (. .)) (VP (UH Welcome) (ADVP (RB home))) (. .)))
Leonard
No, problem . Welcome home.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
welcome
Welcome
INTJ
UH
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
Checkmate. O - o - o - o - h! Again? Obviously, you're not well suited for three - dimensional chess . Perhaps three - dimensional Candy Land would be more your speed. Just reset the board. It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels. Hey, guys. Hey! Did you get my mail? Yeah, right here . How was Nebraska? Well, better than North Dakota . I guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska. From the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion . All you can say with absolute certainty is that that joke is not funny here. Boy, it's good to be back. How's your family? Oh, it was the worst trip . Everyone got sick over the weekend. Sick? Here we go. What kind of sick? Oh, the flu, I guess. I don't need you to guess, I need you to know . Now, when did the symptoms first appear? Maybe Friday. Friday . Was that morning or afternoon? I don't ... Think, woman . Who blew their nose and when? Sheldon, relax . She doesn't have any symptoms . I'm sure she's not contagious. Oh, please . If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear it would've died out years ago . Somewhere between tool using and cave painting Homo habilis would've figured out to kill the guy with the runny nose. Penny, you'll have to excuse Sheldon . He's a bit of a germaphobe. That's okay . I understand. Thanks for your consideration . Now please leave. You'd better go before he starts spraying you with Lysol. Okay, well, thank you for getting my mail. No, problem . Welcome home. What?