(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WHNP (WDT What) (NN kind)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN tea)))) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB like))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What kind of tea would you like?
det
PronType=Int
what
What
DET
WDT
obj
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB try) (NP (NP (JJ green) (NN tea)) (VP (VBN mixed) (PP (IN with) (NP (NN lemon) (NN zinger))))))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
I think I'm gonna try green tea mixed with lemon zinger.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
try
try
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
green
green
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
mix
mixed
VERB
VBN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
lemon
lemon
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
zinger
zinger
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (NP (CD Two) (NN tea) (NNS bags)) (PP (IN in) (NP (CD one) (NN cup)))) (. ?)) (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT a) (NN rave)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Two tea bags in one cup? You're not at a rave.
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
Two
NUM
CD
compound
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Plur
bag
bags
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
nmod
Number=Sing
cup
cup
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
rave
rave
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB So)) (, ,) (S (VP (VB listen))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG thinking) (, ,) (S (SBAR (IN since) (S (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (PRP$ our) (JJ first) (NNP Halloween) (NN party)) (PP (IN as) (NP (NN boyfriend) (CC and) (NN girlfriend))))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (PRP it))) (VP (MD might) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ fun)) (SBAR (IN for) (S (NP (PRP us)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN couples) (NN costume)))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
So, listen, Sheldon, I was thinking, since this is gonna be our first Halloween party as boyfriend and girlfriend, I thought it might be fun for us to go in a couples costume.
discourse
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
reparandum
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
listen
listen
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
think
thinking
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
since
since
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
first
first
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
Halloween
Halloween
PROPN
NNP
xcomp
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
case
as
as
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
boyfriend
boyfriend
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
fun
fun
ADJ
JJ
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
couple
couples
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
costume
costume
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (RB n't) (VP (VB agree) (NP (JJR more)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I couldn't agree more.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
agree
agree
VERB
VB
obj
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP find) (S (NP (DT that)) (ADJP (JJ inconsistent) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (NN everything)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP you))))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
I find that inconsistent with everything I know about you.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
find
find
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
xcomp
Degree=Pos
inconsistent
inconsistent
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
everything
PRON
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH oh)) (, ,) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN contrary))) (. .) (S (NP (NN Couples) (NNS costumes)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ few) (NNS benefits)) (PP (IN of) (S (VP (VBG being) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN relationship))))))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (VP (VB imagine) (NP (DT this)))) (: :) (S (NP (PRP you) (CC and) (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBG entering) (NP (NP (NNP Stuart) (POS 's)) (NN party))) (CC and) (VP (NP (DT all) (NNS eyes)) (VP (VB turn) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB see) (NP (NP (NNP America) (POS 's)) (ADJP (RBS most) (JJ beloved) (CC and) (JJ glamorous)) (NN couple)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, oh, on the contrary . Couples costumes are one of the few benefits of being in a relationship . Now imagine this: you and I entering Stuart's party and all eyes turn to see America's most beloved and glamorous couple.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
oh
oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
contrary
contrary
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
compound
Number=Sing
couple
Couples
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
costume
costumes
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
root
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
few
few
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
benefit
benefits
NOUN
NNS
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
cop
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
acl
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
imagine
imagine
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Ger
enter
entering
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Stuart
Stuart
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
all
all
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
eye
eyes
NOUN
NNS
conj
Mood=Ind|VerbForm=Fin
turn
turn
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
America
America
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
advmod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADV
RBS
amod
Degree=Pos
beloved
beloved
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
glamorous
glamorous
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
couple
couple
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yeah) (. ?)))
Amy
Yeah?
root
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (NN R2) (HYPH -) (NN D2)) (CC and) (NP (NN C-3PO) (. .))) (VP (NN Dibs) (PP (IN on) (`` ') (NNP 3PO))) (. .)))
Sheldon
R2 - D2 and C-3PO . Dibs on' 3PO.
compound
Number=Sing
R2
R2
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
root
Number=Sing
D2
D2
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
c-3po
C-3PO
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Sing
dib
Dibs
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
punct
'
'
PUNCT
``
nmod
Number=Sing
3PO
3PO
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD said) (S (NP (NP (NNS couples) (POS ')) (NN costume))))))) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD meant))) (, ,)) (INTJ (UH like) (, ,) (NP (NNP Romeo) (CC and) (NNP Juliet)) (CC or) (NP (NP (NNP Cinderella)) (CC and) (NP (NNP Prince) (NNP Charming)))) (. .) (NP (NP (QP (RB Not) (CD two)) (NNS robots)) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (DT some) (JJ silly) (NN movie)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB like)))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Sheldon, when I said couples' costume, I meant, like, Romeo and Juliet or Cinderella and Prince Charming . Not two robots from some silly movie I don't even like.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Number=Plur
couple
couples
NOUN
NNS
case
's
'
PART
POS
obj
Number=Sing
costume
costume
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
mean
meant
VERB
VBD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
like
like
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
obj
Number=Sing
Romeo
Romeo
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Juliet
Juliet
PROPN
NNP
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Cinderella
Cinderella
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Prince
Prince
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Charming
Charming
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
parataxis
Number=Plur
robot
robots
NOUN
NNS
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
some
some
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
silly
silly
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
movie
movie
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH Okay) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB let) (NP (DT that) (NN slide))))) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBN hopped) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NN tea) (NNS bags)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Okay . I'm gonna let that slide because I know you're hopped up on tea bags.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
let
let
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
slide
slide
NOUN
NN
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
hop
hopped
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
bag
bags
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP make) (NP (NNS compromises)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you))) (NP (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NN time)) (. .) (NP (RB Just) (DT this) (RB once))))) (, ,) (SQ (MD ca) (RB n't) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VB find) (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB both)) (ADJP (JJ happy) (PP (IN with))))))))) (. ?)))
Amy
I make compromises for you all the time . Just this once, can't we find something that we're both happy with?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
make
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Plur
compromise
compromises
NOUN
NNS
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
advmod
NumType=Mult
once
once
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
obl
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
both
both
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHADVP (WRB How) (IN about) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT the) (ADJP (RBS most) (JJ beguiling) (CC and) (JJ influential)) (NNS couples)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (JJ 20th) (NN century)))))) (. ?) (NP (NP (NP (NNP Hewlett) (CC and) (NNP Packard) (. .) (NNP Dibs)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NNP Hewlett) (. .)))) (SBAR (WHNP (WP What)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (NNP Hewlett))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
How about one of the most beguiling and influential couples of the 20th century? Hewlett and Packard . Dibs on Hewlett . What, you want to be Hewlett?
root
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
advmod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADV
RBS
amod
Degree=Pos
beguiling
beguiling
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
influential
influential
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
couple
couples
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
20th
20th
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
century
century
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
appos
Number=Sing
Hewlett
Hewlett
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Packard
Packard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
appos
Number=Sing
Dibs
Dibs
PROPN
NNP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Hewlett
Hewlett
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Number=Sing
Hewlett
Hewlett
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
What kind of tea would you like? I think I'm gonna try green tea mixed with lemon zinger. Two tea bags in one cup? You're not at a rave. So, listen, Sheldon, I was thinking, since this is gonna be our first Halloween party as boyfriend and girlfriend, I thought it might be fun for us to go in a couples costume. I couldn't agree more. I find that inconsistent with everything I know about you. Oh, oh, on the contrary . Couples costumes are one of the few benefits of being in a relationship . Now imagine this: you and I entering Stuart's party and all eyes turn to see America's most beloved and glamorous couple. Yeah? R2 - D2 and C-3PO . Dibs on' 3PO. Sheldon, when I said couples' costume, I meant, like, Romeo and Juliet or Cinderella and Prince Charming . Not two robots from some silly movie I don't even like. Okay . I'm gonna let that slide because I know you're hopped up on tea bags. I make compromises for you all the time . Just this once, can't we find something that we're both happy with? How about one of the most beguiling and influential couples of the 20th century? Hewlett and Packard . Dibs on Hewlett . What, you want to be Hewlett?