(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB believe) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD fired) (NP (PRP me))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I can't believe he fired me.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
believe
believe
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
fire
fired
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD did) (VP (VB call) (NP (PRP him)) (S (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ glorified) (NML (JJ high) (NN school)) (NN science) (NN teacher)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP$ whose) (JJ last) (JJ successful) (NN experiment)) (S (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG lighting) (NP (PRP$ his) (JJ own) (NNS farts)))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Well, you did call him a glorified high school science teacher whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
root
VerbForm=Inf
call
call
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
glorified
glorified
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
high
high
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
school
school
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
science
science
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Number=Sing
teacher
teacher
NOUN
NN
nmod:poss
Poss=Yes|PronType=Rel
whose
whose
PRON
WP$
amod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
successful
successful
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
experiment
experiment
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
light
lighting
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
own
own
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
fart
farts
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN In) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN defense))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD prefaced) (NP (IN that)) (PP (IN by) (S (VP (VBG saying) (`` ") (PP (IN with) (NP (DT all) (JJ due) (NN respect))))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Sheldon
In my defense, I prefaced that by saying " with all due respect . "
case
in
In
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
defense
defense
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
preface
prefaced
VERB
VBD
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
mark
by
by
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
say
saying
VERB
VBG
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
all
all
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
due
due
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
respect
respect
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
I can't believe he fired me. Well, you did call him a glorified high school science teacher whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts. In my defense, I prefaced that by saying " with all due respect . "