(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ next) (NN time)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB speak) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN call) (NN center)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP India)))))))))))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB try) (S (VP (VBG using) (NP (DT an) (JJ American) (NN accent)))))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
I think the next time I have to speak to a call center in India I'm going to try using an American accent.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
next
next
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
speak
speak
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
call
call
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
center
center
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
India
India
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
try
try
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
use
using
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
American
American
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
accent
accent
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (WRB Why) (. ?)))
Howard
Why?
root
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN Because) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP use) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ regular) (NN voice)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP feel) (SBAR (IN like) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG making) (NP (NP (NN fun)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP them))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Because when I use my regular voice, I feel like I'm making fun of them.
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
use
use
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
regular
regular
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
voice
voice
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
feel
feel
VERB
VBP
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
make
making
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
fun
fun
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ ridiculous)) (. .) (S (S (RB Not) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB mention)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ American) (NN accent)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ terrible))))) (. .)))
Howard
That's ridiculous . Not to mention, your American accent is terrible.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
ridiculous
ridiculous
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
not
Not
PART
RB
fixed
to
to
PART
TO
fixed
VerbForm=Inf
mention
mention
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
American
American
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
accent
accent
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
terrible
terrible
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NN Dude)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN accent)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ brilliant) (. .) (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (ADJP (NN snow) (HYPH -) (JJ white)) (JJ American) (NNS friends)) (, ,) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VP (VB put) (NP (DT some) (NN cow) (NN meat)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN barbecue)))) (CC and) (VP (VB eat) (NP (PRP it))) (SBAR (IN until) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (RB all) (JJ obese)))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Dude, my accent is brilliant . Hey, my snow - white American friends, let's put some cow meat on the barbecue and eat it until we're all obese.
vocative
Number=Sing
dude
Dude
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
accent
accent
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
brilliant
brilliant
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
snow
snow
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Pos
white
white
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
American
American
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Plur
friend
friends
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
put
put
VERB
VB
det
some
some
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
cow
cow
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
meat
meat
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
barbecue
barbecue
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
eat
eat
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
mark
until
until
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
all
all
ADV
RB
advcl
Degree=Pos
obese
obese
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP sound) (PP (IN like))))))) (: :) (`` ") (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG talking) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT an) (JJ American) (NN accent))))))))) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VBZ sounds) (SBAR (IN like) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG wearing) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN set)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ giant) (NNS dentures))))))))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Howard
This is what you sound like: " I think I'm talking in an American accent but it really sounds like I'm wearing a set of giant dentures . "
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
sound
VERB
VBP
obl
like
like
ADP
IN
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
talk
talking
VERB
VBG
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
American
American
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
accent
accent
NOUN
NN
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
sounds
VERB
VBZ
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
wear
wearing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
set
set
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
giant
giant
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
denture
dentures
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VB sound) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT that))))) (. ?)))
Raj
Sheldon, do I really sound like that?
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
sound
sound
VERB
VB
case
like
like
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Tell) (NP (PRP him)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ sounds) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT that))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Tell him he sounds like that.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
tell
Tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
sounds
VERB
VBZ
case
like
like
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (JJ okay)) (. ?)))
Raj
Sheldon, you okay?
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Degree=Pos
okay
okay
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN been) (NP (CD three) (NNS days))))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBZ has) (RB n't) (NP (NNP Stephen) (NNP Hawking)) (VP (VBN played) (NP (DT a) (NN word)))) (. ?))))
Sheldon
It's been three days . Why hasn't Stephen Hawking played a word?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
root
Number=Plur
day
days
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Number=Sing
Stephen
Stephen
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Hawking
Hawking
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
play
played
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
word
word
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT The) (NN guy)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (NN genius)))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (RB n't) (VP (VBG challenging) (ADVP (RB enough)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP him)))))) (. .)))
Raj
The guy's a genius . Maybe you weren't challenging enough for him.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
genius
genius
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
challenge
challenging
VERB
VBG
advmod
enough
enough
ADV
RB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (RB Not) (JJ challenging)) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG humiliating) (NP (DT the) (NN man))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG thinking) (PP (IN of) (S (VP (VBG writing) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN book)) (VP (VBD called) (S (NP (NP (DT A) (NNP Brief) (NNP History)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NNP Time))))))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD Made) (S (NP (NNP Stephen) (NNP Hawking)) (NP (NNP Cry))) (PP (IN Like) (NP (DT a) (NNP Little) (NNP Girl))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Not challenging? I was humiliating the man . I was thinking of writing a book called A Brief History of the Time I Made Stephen Hawking Cry Like a Little Girl.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
challenging
challenging
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
humiliate
humiliating
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
think
thinking
VERB
VBG
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
write
writing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
book
book
NOUN
NN
acl
Mood=Ind|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
call
called
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
Brief
Brief
ADJ
NNP
xcomp
Number=Sing
History
History
PROPN
NNP
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
Time
Time
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
make
Made
VERB
VBD
compound
Number=Sing
Stephen
Stephen
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Hawking
Hawking
PROPN
NNP
xcomp
Number=Sing
Cry
Cry
PROPN
NNP
case
like
Like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
Little
Little
ADJ
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
Girl
Girl
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT the) (NN problem)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB beat) (NP (NNP Hawking)) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT that)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ hates) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB lose)))))) (. .) (S (NP (NN Everyone)) (VP (VBZ knows) (SBAR (S (NP (DT the) (NN guy)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (JJ big) (NN baby) (SBAR (PRN (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBP mean)) (, ,) (S (VP (VB forget) (NP (DT the) (NN wheelchair)))))) (, ,)) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN stroller))))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
There's the problem . You can't beat Hawking like that . He hates to lose . Everyone knows the guy's a big baby . I mean, forget the wheelchair, he should be in a stroller.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
beat
beat
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Hawking
Hawking
PROPN
NNP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
hate
hates
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
lose
lose
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everyone
Everyone
PRON
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
knows
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
big
big
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
baby
baby
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
forget
forget
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
wheelchair
wheelchair
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
stroller
stroller
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB Really) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Really?
root
really
Really
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (CD One) (NN time)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG working) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP him)))))))) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD said) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NNP Johnny) (NNP Depp)) (VP (VBD was) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT The) (NNP Matrix) (. .))) (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP him)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ wrong))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD kept) (S (VP (VBG insisting) (. .) (SBAR (S (RB So) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBD looked) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP up)) (ADVP (RB online))) (CC and) (VP (VBD showed) (NP (PRP him))))) (. .) (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (DT the) (JJ next) (NN day)) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (DT a) (NN pizza) (NN party)))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (NN everyone)) (VP (VBD got) (VP (VBN invited)))) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP me)) (. .))) (CC And) (S (ADVP (RB then)) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (DT all)))) (: :) (`` ") (S (NP (PRP$ Your) (NN invitation)) (VP (MD must) (VP (VB 've) (VP (VBN gotten) (VP (VBN lost) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN matrix)))))))))))))))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Howard
One time when I was working with him he said that Johnny Depp was in The Matrix . I told him he was wrong, but he kept insisting . So I looked it up online and showed him . Well, the next day, he had a pizza party, and everyone got invited but me . And then he was all: " Your invitation must've gotten lost in the matrix . "
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
One
NUM
CD
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
work
working
VERB
VBG
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Johnny
Johnny
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Dep
Depp
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
Matrix
Matrix
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
ccomp
Degree=Pos
wrong
wrong
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
keep
kept
VERB
VBD
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
insist
insisting
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
look
looked
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
advmod
online
online
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
show
showed
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
next
next
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
day
day
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
pizza
pizza
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everyone
everyone
PRON
NN
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
AUX
VBD
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
invite
invited
VERB
VBN
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
conj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
conj
all
all
DET
DT
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
invitation
invitation
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
must
must
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
've
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
gotten
VERB
VBN
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
lose
lost
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
matrix
matrix
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (SBARQ (NP (JJ Good) (NN Lord) (. .)) (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP have) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBN done))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Good Lord . What have I done?
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
lord
Lord
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
do
done
VERB
VBN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (JJ Good) (NN Lord)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VBP have) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBN done))) (. ?)))
Raj
Good Lord, what have I done?
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
lord
Lord
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
do
done
VERB
VBN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Terrible)) (. .)))
Howard
Terrible.
root
Degree=Pos
terrible
Terrible
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (DT All) (JJ right)) (, ,) (S (VP (NN hotshot))) (, ,) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB hear) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNP Indian))))) (. .)))
Raj
All right, hotshot, let's hear your Indian.
det
all
All
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
hotshot
hotshot
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
hear
hear
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
Indian
Indian
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB sit) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT that) (NN elephant)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NN ass)) (VP (VBZ is) (PP (IN on) (NP (NN fire))) (PP (IN from) (S (VP (VBG eating) (NP (PDT all) (DT this) (NN curry))))))) (. .)))
Howard
I can't sit on that elephant . My ass is on fire from eating all this curry.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
sit
sit
VERB
VB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
elephant
elephant
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
ass
ass
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
case
on
on
ADP
IN
parataxis
Number=Sing
fire
fire
NOUN
NN
mark
from
from
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
eat
eating
VERB
VBG
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
curry
curry
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB pretty) (JJ good))) (. .)))
Raj
Okay, yeah, that's pretty good.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
pretty
pretty
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
I think the next time I have to speak to a call center in India I'm going to try using an American accent. Why? Because when I use my regular voice, I feel like I'm making fun of them. That's ridiculous . Not to mention, your American accent is terrible. Dude, my accent is brilliant . Hey, my snow - white American friends, let's put some cow meat on the barbecue and eat it until we're all obese. This is what you sound like: " I think I'm talking in an American accent but it really sounds like I'm wearing a set of giant dentures . " Sheldon, do I really sound like that? Tell him he sounds like that. Sheldon, you okay? It's been three days . Why hasn't Stephen Hawking played a word? The guy's a genius . Maybe you weren't challenging enough for him. Not challenging? I was humiliating the man . I was thinking of writing a book called A Brief History of the Time I Made Stephen Hawking Cry Like a Little Girl. There's the problem . You can't beat Hawking like that . He hates to lose . Everyone knows the guy's a big baby . I mean, forget the wheelchair, he should be in a stroller. Really? One time when I was working with him he said that Johnny Depp was in The Matrix . I told him he was wrong, but he kept insisting . So I looked it up online and showed him . Well, the next day, he had a pizza party, and everyone got invited but me . And then he was all: " Your invitation must've gotten lost in the matrix . " Good Lord . What have I done? Good Lord, what have I done? Terrible. All right, hotshot, let's hear your Indian. I can't sit on that elephant . My ass is on fire from eating all this curry. Okay, yeah, that's pretty good.