(ROOT (S (S (NP (NML (NNP New) (NNP York)) (NNP City)) (VP (VBZ has) (NP (DT no) (NN power)))) (CC And) (S (NP (DT the) (NN milk)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG getting) (ADJP (JJ sour))))) (CC But) (S (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me))) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ scary)) (CC 'Cause) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP stay) (ADVP (RB away) (PP (IN from) (NP (NN dairy)))))))))))
Phoebe Buffay
New York City has no power And the milk is getting sour But to me it is not scary 'Cause I stay away from dairy
compound
Degree=Pos
New
New
ADJ
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
York
York
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Number=Sing
City
City
PROPN
NNP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
det
no
no
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
power
power
NOUN
NN
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
milk
milk
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
get
getting
VERB
VBG
xcomp
Degree=Pos
sour
sour
ADJ
JJ
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
conj
Degree=Pos
scary
scary
ADJ
JJ
conj
'cause
'Cause
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
stay
stay
VERB
VBP
advmod
away
away
ADV
RB
case
from
from
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
dairy
dairy
NOUN
NN
(ROOT (SINV (ADVP (RB Here)) (VP (VBZ goes)) (. .)))
Ross Geller
Here goes.
nsubj
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
goes
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB do) (NP (PRP it)))) (. ?)))
Joey Tribbiani
You'll do it?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB do) (NP (PRP it))))))) (. .)))
Ross Geller
I'm going to do it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Want) (NP (NN help))) (. ?)))
Joey Tribbiani
Want help?
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
want
Want
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
help
help
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP come) (ADVP (RB out) (RB there)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (DT a) (JJ dead) (NN man))) (. .)))
Ross Geller
You come out there, you're a dead man.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VBP
advmod
out
out
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
dead
dead
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (JJ Good) (NN luck) (, ,) (NN man) (. .)))
Joey Tribbiani
Good luck, man.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
luck
luck
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN Thanks) (. .) (UH Okay) (. .)))
Ross Geller
Thanks . Okay.
root
Number=Sing
thanks
Thanks
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH OK) (. .)))
Joey Tribbiani
OK.
root
ok
OK
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (LST (UH Okay) (. .)) (WHADVP (WRB Where)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG going)) (. ?)))
Joey Tribbiani
Okay . Where you going?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
where
Where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Ger
go
going
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB Outside) (. .)))
Monica Geller
Outside.
root
outside
Outside
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB out) (RB there)))) (. .)))
Joey Tribbiani
You can't go out there.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
out
out
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (RB not) (. ?)))
Monica Geller
Why not?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
root
not
not
PART
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (PP (IN Because) (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN reason)) (. .)))
Joey Tribbiani
Because of the reason.
case
because
Because
ADP
IN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be))) (. ?)))
Monica Geller
That would be?
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP you)))) (. .)))
Joey Tribbiani
I can't tell you.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Joey)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG going) (PRT (RP on)))) (. ?)))
Monica Geller
Joey, what's going on?
vocative
Number=Sing
Joey
Joey
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (VB Listen) (. .))) (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD got) (S (VP (TO ta) (VP (VB promise) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'll) (ADVP (RB never)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VB tell) (NP (NP (NNP Ross)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP you)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Joey Tribbiani
Listen . You gotta promise you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
listen
Listen
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
mark
to
ta
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
promise
promise
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Number=Sing
Ross
Ross
PROPN
NNP
obj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (RB About) (WP what) (. ?)))
Monica Geller
About what?
advmod
about
About
ADV
RB
root
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG planning) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN birthday) (NN party)))) (. .)))
Joey Tribbiani
He's planning your birthday party.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
plan
planning
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
birthday
birthday
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNP God)) (. !) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP love) (NP (PRP him))) (. !)))
Monica Geller
Oh, my God! I love him!
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
discourse
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
love
love
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (ADVP (RBR better)) (VP (VB act) (ADJP (JJ surprised))) (. .)))
Joey Tribbiani
You better act surprised.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
advmod
Degree=Cmp
well
better
ADV
RBR
root
VerbForm=Inf
act
act
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
surprised
surprised
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (RB About) (WP what) (. ?)))
Phoebe Buffay
About what?
advmod
about
About
ADV
RB
root
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (PRP$ My) (NN surprise) (NN party) (. .)))
Monica Geller
My surprise party.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
surprise
surprise
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WDT What) (NN surprise) (NN party) (. ?)))
Phoebe Buffay
What surprise party?
det
PronType=Int
what
What
DET
WDT
compound
Number=Sing
surprise
surprise
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (VP (VB stop) (NP (PRP it) (. .))) (NP (NNP Joey)) (ADVP (RB already)) (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP me))) (. .)))
Monica Geller
Oh, stop it . Joey already told me.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stop
stop
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Joey
Joey
PROPN
NNP
advmod
already
already
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP me)))) (. .)))
Phoebe Buffay
Well, he didn't tell me.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (VP (VB look) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP me)))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (NNP Ross) (POS ')) (NN thing)))) (. .)))
Joey Tribbiani
Don't look at me . This is Ross' thing.
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Ross
Ross
PROPN
NNP
case
's
'
PART
POS
parataxis
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ typical)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADVP (RB always)) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ last)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB know) (NP (NN everything))))))))) (. .)))
Phoebe Buffay
This is so typical . I'm always the last to know everything.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
typical
typical
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
everything
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP are) (RB not))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP tell) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NN stuff)))) (. .)))
Monica Geller
You are not . We tell you stuff.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
tell
tell
VERB
VBP
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
iobj
Number=Sing
stuff
stuff
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ last) (NN one)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (NNP Chandler)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (NN bit)) (PP (IN by) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN peacock)) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT the) (NN zoo))))))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ last)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB know) (S (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN crush)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NNP Joey)))) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG moving) (ADVP (RB in)))))))) (. .) (VP (VBZ Looks) (SBAR (IN like) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ second) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB last)))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Phoebe Buffay
I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock at the zoo . I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in . Looks like I was second to last.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Number=Sing
Chandler
Chandler
PROPN
NNP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
bit
bit
NOUN
NN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
peacock
peacock
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
zoo
zoo
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
crush
crush
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Joey
Joey
PROPN
NNP
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
move
moving
VERB
VBG
advmod
in
in
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
look
Looks
VERB
VBZ
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
second
second
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
last
last
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
New York City has no power And the milk is getting sour But to me it is not scary 'Cause I stay away from dairy Here goes. You'll do it? I'm going to do it. Want help? You come out there, you're a dead man. Good luck, man. Thanks . Okay. OK. Okay . Where you going? Outside. You can't go out there. Why not? Because of the reason. That would be? I can't tell you. Joey, what's going on? Listen . You gotta promise you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you. About what? He's planning your birthday party. Oh, my God! I love him! You better act surprised. About what? My surprise party. What surprise party? Oh, stop it . Joey already told me. Well, he didn't tell me. Don't look at me . This is Ross' thing. This is so typical . I'm always the last to know everything. You are not . We tell you stuff. I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock at the zoo . I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in . Looks like I was second to last.