(ROOT (FRAG (LST (NNP Aaargh) (. .)) (WHNP (WP What) (DT the) (NN hell)) (. ?)))
Leonard
Aaargh . What the hell?
vocative
Number=Sing
Aaargh
Aaargh
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
hell
hell
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN Emergency) (NN preparedness) (NN drill) (. .)))
Sheldon
Emergency preparedness drill.
compound
Number=Sing
emergency
Emergency
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
preparedness
preparedness
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
drill
drill
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (VP (VB come) (PRT (RP on))) (. !)))
Leonard
Oh, no, come on!
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ works))))) (. .) (S (NP (ADVP (RB Once)) (NP (DT a) (NN quarter))) (, ,) (VP (VP (VB keep) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN readiness)) (PRT (RP up) (. .) (ADVP (RB Now)))) (, ,) (VP (VB rise) (CC and) (VB shine)) (, ,) (NP (JJ sleepy) (NN head)) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (PDT Half) (DT the) (NN town)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB probably)) (ADJP (JJ dead))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yeah, you know how it works . Once a quarter, keep our readiness up . Now, rise and shine, sleepy head . Half the town is probably dead.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
work
works
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
NumType=Mult
once
Once
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|Number=Sing
quarter
quarter
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
keep
keep
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
readiness
readiness
NOUN
NN
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
rise
rise
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
shine
shine
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
sleepy
sleepy
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det:predet
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|PronType=Neg
half
Half
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
town
town
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
probably
probably
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
dead
dead
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN lock)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN door)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I have to get a lock for my door.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
lock
lock
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
door
door
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB like) (NP (DT the) (NN drill)) (NP (NN tonight))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN tried) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (PRP it)) (ADJP (JJ fun))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (DT Each)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT these) (NNS cards)))) (VP (VBZ contains) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ detailed) (NN scenario)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT a) (JJ possible) (JJ apocalyptic) (NN event) (. .)))) (NP (NP (NN Everything)) (PP (PP (IN from) (NP (JJ wild) (NNS fires))) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN surprise) (NN invasion)) (PP (IN by) (NP (NP (NNP Canada) (. .) (VB Pick)) (NP (DT a) (NN catastrophe))))) (, ,) (NP (DT any) (NN catastrophe))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I think you'll like the drill tonight . I've tried to make it fun . Each of these cards contains a detailed scenario of a possible apocalyptic event . Everything from wild fires to a surprise invasion by Canada . Pick a catastrophe, any catastrophe.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
drill
drill
NOUN
NN
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tonight
tonight
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
try
tried
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Degree=Pos
fun
fun
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
each
Each
DET
DT
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
this
these
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Plur
card
cards
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
contain
contains
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
detailed
detailed
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
scenario
scenario
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
possible
possible
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
apocalyptic
apocalyptic
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
event
event
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
Everything
PRON
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
wild
wild
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
fire
fires
NOUN
NNS
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
surprise
surprise
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
invasion
invasion
NOUN
NN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Canada
Canada
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
VerbForm=Fin
pick
Pick
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
catastrophe
catastrophe
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
any
any
DET
DT
appos
Number=Sing
catastrophe
catastrophe
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Canada)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB not) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB invade) (NP (NNP California))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Sheldon, Canada is not going to invade California.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Canada
Canada
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
invade
invade
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
California
California
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT those) (NNS hippies)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP washington) (CC and) (NNP Oregon)))) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB stop) (NP (PRP them))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
You think those hippies in washington and Oregon can stop them?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
those
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
hippie
hippies
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
washington
washington
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Oregon
Oregon
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
stop
stop
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Fine) (. .)))
Leonard
Fine.
root
Degree=Pos
Fine
Fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (DT All) (NN righty)) (. !) ('' ") (S (NP (DT An) (NML (CD 8.2) (NN magnitude)) (NN earthquake)) (VP (VBZ devastates) (NP (NNP Pasadena)) (, ,) (S (NP (`` ")) (VP (VBG reducing) (NP (JJ mighty) (NNS edifices)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN dust))) (, ,) ('' ") (S (VP (VBG engulfing) (NP (DT the) (NN city)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNS flames))))))))) (. .) (`` ") (S (NP (DT The) (NNS streets)) (VP (VP (VBP flow) (PP (IN with) (NP (NN blood)))) (CC and) (VP (NN echo) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS cries)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (VBN wounded) (. .) (`` ") (UH Oh) (, ,) (JJ excellent) (NN choice) (. .) (ADVP (RB Now)) (, ,) (S (VP (VB put) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ your) (NML (NN hardhat) (CC and) (NN safety)) (NN vest)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
All righty! " An 8.2 magnitude earthquake devastates Pasadena, " reducing mighty edifices to dust, " engulfing the city in flames . " The streets flow with blood and echo with the cries of the wounded . " Oh, excellent choice . Now, put on your hardhat and safety vest.
det
all
All
DET
DT
dislocated
Number=Sing
righty
righty
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
An
DET
DT
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
8.2
8.2
NUM
CD
compound
Number=Sing
magnitude
magnitude
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
earthquake
earthquake
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
devastate
devastates
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing
Pasadena
Pasadena
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
reduce
reducing
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
mighty
mighty
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
edifice
edifices
NOUN
NNS
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
dust
dust
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
engulf
engulfing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
city
city
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
flame
flames
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
street
streets
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
flow
flow
VERB
VBP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
blood
blood
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
echo
echo
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
cry
cries
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
wound
wounded
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
excellent
excellent
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
choice
choice
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
put
put
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
hardhat
hardhat
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
safety
safety
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
vest
vest
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (JJ fun) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP get) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB spend) (NP (DT another) (NN night)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NN front)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (PRP$ our) (NN apartment)) (VP (VBN dressed) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NNP Village) (NNPS People)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Oh, fun . I get to spend another night in front of our apartment dressed like one of the Village People.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Degree=Pos
fun
fun
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
spend
spend
VERB
VB
det
another
another
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
front
front
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
apartment
apartment
NOUN
NN
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
dress
dressed
VERB
VBN
case
like
like
ADP
IN
obl
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Village
Village
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Plur
People
People
PROPN
NNPS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP make) (NP (DT that) (NN joke)) (NP (DT every) (CD three) (NNS months)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP it))))) (. .) (S (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ...) (VP (VB wait))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You make that joke every three months . I still don't get it . Leonard...wait.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
make
VERB
VBP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
joke
joke
NOUN
NN
det
every
every
DET
DT
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
obl:tmod
Number=Plur
month
months
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wait
wait
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP am) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBG doing)))) (. ?)))
Leonard
I don't know . What am I doing?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Look) (PP (IN around) (NP (PRP you))))) (, ,) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (JJ hypothetical) (VBN broken) (NN glass)) (ADVP (RB everywhere))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB face) (NP (NNP Armageddon)) (PP (IN without) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS orthotics))))))))) (. ?) (INTJ (UH Uh) (HYPH -) (UH oh)) (. !) (NP (JJ Hypothetical) (NN aftershock)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Look around you, there's hypothetical broken glass everywhere . You're going to face Armageddon without your orthotics? Uh - oh! Hypothetical aftershock.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
case
around
around
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
amod
Degree=Pos
hypothetical
hypothetical
ADJ
JJ
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
break
broken
VERB
VBN
nsubj
Number=Sing
glass
glass
NOUN
NN
advmod
everywhere
everywhere
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
face
face
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Armageddon
Armageddon
PROPN
NNP
case
without
without
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Plur
orthotic
orthotics
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
discourse
oh
oh
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
Hypothetical
Hypothetical
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
aftershock
aftershock
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Aah) (. !)))
Leonard
Aah!
root
aah
Aah
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP wear) (NP (NNS hardhats)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
And that's why we wear hardhats.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
PronType=Rel
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wear
wear
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Plur
hardhat
hardhats
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Aaargh . What the hell? Emergency preparedness drill. Oh, no, come on! Yeah, you know how it works . Once a quarter, keep our readiness up . Now, rise and shine, sleepy head . Half the town is probably dead. I have to get a lock for my door. I think you'll like the drill tonight . I've tried to make it fun . Each of these cards contains a detailed scenario of a possible apocalyptic event . Everything from wild fires to a surprise invasion by Canada . Pick a catastrophe, any catastrophe. Sheldon, Canada is not going to invade California. You think those hippies in washington and Oregon can stop them? Fine. All righty! " An 8.2 magnitude earthquake devastates Pasadena, " reducing mighty edifices to dust, " engulfing the city in flames . " The streets flow with blood and echo with the cries of the wounded . " Oh, excellent choice . Now, put on your hardhat and safety vest. Oh, fun . I get to spend another night in front of our apartment dressed like one of the Village People. You make that joke every three months . I still don't get it . Leonard...wait. I don't know . What am I doing? Look around you, there's hypothetical broken glass everywhere . You're going to face Armageddon without your orthotics? Uh - oh! Hypothetical aftershock. Aah! And that's why we wear hardhats.