(ROOT (S (NP (NN Episode) (CD 9)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN future))) (, ,) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (JJ disembodied) (NNS brains)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNS jars))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB look) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT this))) (PP (IN as) (NP (NP (CD eight) (NNS hours)) (ADJP (RB well) (VBN wasted))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Episode 9 You know in the future, when we're disembodied brains in jars, we're going to look at this as eight hours well wasted.
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
episode
Episode
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
9
9
NUM
CD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
future
future
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
amod
Degree=Pos
disembodied
disembodied
ADJ
JJ
advcl
Number=Plur
brain
brains
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
jar
jars
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
case
as
as
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
eight
eight
NUM
CD
obl
Number=Plur
hour
hours
NOUN
NNS
advmod
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
waste
wasted
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN jar))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (NP (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN brain)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT an) (JJ android) (NN body)))) (. .) (ADJP (NP (CD Eight) (NNS feet)) (JJ tall) (CC and) (VBN ribbed))))) (. .)))
Raj
I don't want to be in a jar . I want my brain in an android body . Eight feet tall and ribbed.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
xcomp
Number=Sing
jar
jar
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
brain
brain
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
android
android
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
body
body
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
eight
Eight
NUM
CD
obl:npmod
Number=Plur
foot
feet
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
Degree=Pos
tall
tall
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
rib
ribbed
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (ADJP (JJ sure)) (SBAR (S (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (DT a) (JJ synthetic) (NN human))))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ Jewish))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD promised) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mother)))) (. .)))
Howard
I'm with you . I just have to make sure if I'm a synthetic human I'd still be Jewish . I promised my mother.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
root
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
synthetic
synthetic
ADJ
JJ
advcl
Number=Sing
human
human
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
Jewish
Jewish
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
promise
promised
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
iobj
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP suppose) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB have) (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NN android) (NN penis)) (VP (VBN circumcised))))))))) (. .) (CC But) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NN rabbi)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB discuss) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (NN manufacturer))))))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
I suppose you could have your android penis circumcised . But that's something your rabbi would have to discuss with the manufacturer.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
suppose
suppose
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
android
android
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
penis
penis
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
circumcise
circumcised
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
conj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
rabbi
rabbi
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
discuss
discuss
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
manufacturer
manufacturer
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (RB Not) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB mention) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB power) (PRT (RP down)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NNS saturdays)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Not to mention you'd have to power down on saturdays.
cc
not
Not
PART
RB
fixed
to
to
PART
TO
fixed
VerbForm=Inf
mention
mention
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
power
power
VERB
VB
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
saturday
saturdays
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (WHADVP (WRB why)) (SQ (VBZ is) (NP (DT this) (NN letter)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN trash)))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Sheldon, why is this letter in the trash?
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
letter
letter
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
trash
trash
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB always)) (NP (DT the) (NN possibility) (SBAR (IN that) (S (S (NP (DT a) (NN trash)) (VP (MD can) (ADVP (RB spontaneously)) (VP (VBN formed) (PP (IN around) (NP (DT the) (NN letter)))))) (CC but) (S (NP (NP (NNP Occam) (POS 's)) (NN rasor)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB suggest) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NN someone)) (VP (VBD threw) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP out)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter but Occam's rasor would suggest that someone threw it out.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
possibility
possibility
NOUN
NN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
trash
trash
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
advmod
spontaneously
spontaneously
ADV
RB
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
form
formed
VERB
VBN
case
around
around
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
letter
letter
NOUN
NN
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Occam
Occam
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
nsubj
Number=Sing
rasor
rasor
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
conj
VerbForm=Inf
suggest
suggest
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
throw
threw
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNP Institute)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Experimental) (NNP Physics))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP want) (S (NP (PRP us)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB present) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN paper)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS properties)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS supersolids))))) (PP (IN at) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ topical) (NN conference)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NML (NNP Bose) (HYPH -) (NNP Einstein)) (NNS condensates))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
It's from the Institute of Experimental Physics, they want us to present our paper on the properties of supersolids at the topical conference of Bose - Einstein condensates.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
Institute
Institute
PROPN
NNP
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos|Number=Sing
experimental
Experimental
ADJ
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
Physics
Physics
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
present
present
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
paper
paper
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
property
properties
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
supersolid
supersolids
NOUN
NNS
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
topical
topical
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
conference
conference
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Bose
Bose
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
Einstein
Einstein
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Plur
condensate
condensates
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD read) (NP (PRP it)) (SBAR (IN before) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD threw) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP out))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I know . I read it before I threw it out.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
read
read
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
mark
before
before
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
throw
threw
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Ok)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD may) (VP (VB drill) (ADVP (RB down) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN bedrock)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN question)))))))))) (: :) (WHADVP (WRB why)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB throw) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP out)))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Ok, if I may drill down to the bedrock of my question: why did you throw it out?
discourse
ok
Ok
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
may
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
drill
drill
VERB
VB
advmod
down
down
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
bedrock
bedrock
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
question
question
NOUN
NN
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
throw
throw
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (IN Because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (DT no) (NN interest)) (PP (IN in) (S (VP (VBG standing) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNP Rose) (NN room)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NNP Pasadena) (NNP Marriot))))))))) (, ,) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NN front)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN group)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (JJ judgmental) (NNS strangers)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (MD would) (RB n't) (VP (VB recognise) (NP (JJ true) (NN genius)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG standing) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NN front)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP them))))) (S (VP (VBG giving) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN speech)) (. .) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT Which)) (S (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD were) (ADVP (RB there))))) (, ,) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be)))))))))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Because I have no interest in standing in the Rose room of the Pasadena Marriot, in front of a group of judgmental strangers who wouldn't recognise true genius if it was standing in front of them giving a speech . Which if I were there, would be.
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
no
no
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
interest
interest
NOUN
NN
mark
in
in
SCONJ
IN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
stand
standing
VERB
VBG
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Rose
Rose
PROPN
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
room
room
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Pasadena
Pasadena
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
Marriot
Marriot
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
front
front
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
group
group
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
judgmental
judgmental
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
stranger
strangers
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
recognise
recognise
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
true
true
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
genius
genius
NOUN
NN
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
stand
standing
VERB
VBG
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
front
front
NOUN
NN
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
acl
VerbForm=Ger
give
giving
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
speech
speech
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
Which
PRON
WDT
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advcl
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (NP (NNP Sheldon) (. .)) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT Those) (JJ topical) (NNS conferences)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (NML (NNP Bose) (HYPH -) (NNP Einstein)) (NNS condensates) (POS ')) (NNS parties)))) (VP (VBP are) (ADJP (JJ legendary)))))))))
Howard
I don't know Sheldon . Those topical conferences on Bose - Einstein condensates' parties are legendary
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
Those
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
topical
topical
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Plur
conference
conferences
NOUN
NNS
case
on
on
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Bose
Bose
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
Einstein
Einstein
PROPN
NNP
nmod:poss
Number=Plur
condensate
condensates
NOUN
NNS
case
's
'
PART
POS
nsubj
Number=Plur
party
parties
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
legendary
legendary
ADJ
JJ
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Forget) (NP (DT the) (NNS parties))) (. !)))
Leonard
Forget the parties!
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
forget
Forget
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
party
parties
NOUN
NNS
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VP (VB Forget) (NP (DT the) (NNS parties))) (. !) (VP (VB Forget)) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS parties)) (. ?) (WHNP (WHNP (WDT What)) (NP (DT a) (NN nerd)))) (. .)))
Howard
Forget the parties! Forget the parties? What a nerd.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
forget
Forget
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
party
parties
NOUN
NNS
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
forget
Forget
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
party
parties
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
det:predet
PronType=Int
what
What
DET
WDT
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
nerd
nerd
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (EX there)) (NP (NP (NP (DT any) (JJ other) (NNS honours)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN got)))))) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (PP (IN about))))))) (. ?) (SQ (VBD Did) (NP (DT the) (NNPS UPS)) (VP (VBN dropped) (PRT (RP off)) (NP (DT a) (NNP Nobel) (NN prize)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN name))) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP it))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Are there any other honours I've got that I don't know about? Did the UPS dropped off a Nobel prize with my name on it?
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
VERB
VBP
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
det
any
any
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Plur
honour
honours
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
obl
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
Did
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
UPS
UPS
PROPN
NNPS
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
drop
dropped
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Nobel
Nobel
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
prize
prize
NOUN
NN
mark
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
name
name
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
acl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (ADVP (UH please)) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB take) (NP (DT this)) (NP (DT the) (JJ wrong) (NN way))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN day)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP win) (NP (DT a) (NNP Nobel) (NN prize)))))) (, ,) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN day)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP begin) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN research)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN drag)) (NP (NP (NN institute_namefficient)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS tassles))) (PP (IN on) (NP (VBG flying) (NNS carpets))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Leonard, please don't take this the wrong way, but the day you win a Nobel prize, is the day I begin my research on the drag institute_namefficient of tassles on flying carpets.
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
please
please
INTJ
UH
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
wrong
wrong
ADJ
JJ
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
day
day
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
win
win
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Nobel
Nobel
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
prize
prize
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
day
day
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
begin
begin
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
research
research
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
drag
drag
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
institute_namefficient
institute_namefficient
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
tassle
tassles
NOUN
NNS
case
on
on
ADP
IN
amod
VerbForm=Ger
fly
flying
VERB
VBG
nmod
Number=Plur
carpet
carpets
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ only) (NN thing)) (VP (VBG missing) (PP (IN from) (NP (DT that) (NN insult))))) (VP (VBD was) (: :) (`` ") (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mama)) ('' ")) (. .)))
Raj
the only thing missing from that insult was: " your mama ".
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
only
only
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
miss
missing
VERB
VBG
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
insult
insult
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
mama
mama
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (CD one)))) (, ...) (S (S (INTJ (UH Hey)) (NP (NNP Leonard))) (, ,) (NP (NP (PRP$ Your) (NN mama) (POS 's)) (NN research) (NN methodology)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ flawed)))) (. ...)))
Howard
I got one...Hey Leonard, Your mama's research methodology is so flawed ...
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
mama
mama
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
compound
Number=Sing
research
research
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
methodology
methodology
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
flawed
flawed
ADJ
JJ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Shut) (PRT (RP up)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Howard) (. .) (NNP Sheldon)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT this)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Shut up, Howard . Sheldon, we have to do this.
parataxis
VerbForm=Fin
shut
Shut
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
flat
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VP (VB take) (NP (DT a) (NN nourishment))) (, ,) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB expel) (NP (NN waste)))) (, ,) (CC and) (VP (VB inhale) (NP (NP (JJ enough) (NN oxygen)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB keep) (NP (PRP$ our) (NNS cells)) (PP (IN from) (S (VP (VBG dying))))))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (NN Everything)) (ADJP (JJ else))) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ optional)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
No, we don't . We have to take a nourishment, to expel waste, and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying . Everything else is optional.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
reparandum
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
nourishment
nourishment
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
expel
expel
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
waste
waste
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
inhale
inhale
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
enough
enough
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
oxygen
oxygen
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
keep
keep
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
cell
cells
NOUN
NNS
mark
from
from
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
die
dying
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
Everything
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
else
else
ADJ
JJ
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
optional
optional
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Ok)) (, ,) (S (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB put) (NP (PRP it)) (NP (DT this) (NN way)))))) (: :) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG doing) (NP (PRP it))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Ok, let me put it this way: I'm doing it.
discourse
ok
Ok
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
put
put
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (DT the) (JJ lead) (NN author)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You can't . I'm the lead author.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
reparandum
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
lead
lead
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
author
author
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Come) (PRT (RP on)))) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ only) (NN reason)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (DT the) (JJ lead) (NN author)))))) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD went) (ADVP (RB alphabetically)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Come on, the only reason you're the lead author is because we went alphabetically.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
only
only
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
lead
lead
ADJ
JJ
acl:relcl
Number=Sing
author
author
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
go
went
VERB
VBD
advmod
alphabetically
alphabetically
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD let) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD went) (ADVP (RB alphabetically)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB spare) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN humiliation)) (PP (IN with) (S (VP (VBG dealing) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (NN fact) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN idea) (. .) (RB Now)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB put) (ADJP (ADJP (RB too) (JJ fine)) (NP (DT a) (NN point)) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP it)))))))))))))))))))))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG throwing) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (DT a) (NN bone))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ welcome)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I let you think we went alphabetically to spare you the humiliation with dealing with the fact that it was my idea . Now to put too fine a point to it, but I was throwing you a bone . You're welcome.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
go
went
VERB
VBD
advmod
alphabetically
alphabetically
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
spare
spare
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
humiliation
humiliation
NOUN
NN
mark
with
with
SCONJ
IN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
deal
dealing
VERB
VBG
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
fact
fact
NOUN
NN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
acl
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
put
put
VERB
VB
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
advmod
Degree=Pos
fine
fine
ADJ
JJ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
throw
throwing
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
bone
bone
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
welcome
welcome
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Excuse) (NP (PRP me)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD designed) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN experiment)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBD proved) (NP (DT the) (NN hypothesis))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Excuse me, I designed the experiment that proved the hypothesis.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
excuse
Excuse
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
design
designed
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
experiment
experiment
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
prove
proved
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
hypothesis
hypothesis
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB mean) (S (VP (VBG proving))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
That doesn't mean proving.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
prove
proving
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (RB So) (NP (DT the) (JJ entire) (JJ scientific) (NN community)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBN supposed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB take) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN word))))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
So the entire scientific community is just supposed to take your word?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
entire
entire
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
scientific
scientific
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
community
community
NOUN
NN
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
suppose
supposed
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
word
word
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (VP (VBN supposed) (S (VP (TO to)))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (MD should))) (. .)))
Sheldon
They're not supposed to, but they should.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
suppose
supposed
VERB
VBN
xcomp
to
to
PART
TO
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
conj
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (UH Alright))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB care) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP say)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG going) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN conference)))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG presenting) (NP (PRP$ our) (NNS findings)))))))
Leonard
Alright, I don't care what you say . I'm going to the conference and I'm presenting our findings
discourse
alright
Alright
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
care
care
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
conference
conference
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
present
presenting
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
finding
findings
NOUN
NNS
(ROOT (S (CC And) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD forbid) (NP (PRP it))) (. .)))
Sheldon
And I forbid it.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
forbid
forbid
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP forbid) (NP (PRP it))) (. ?)))
Leonard
You forbid it?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
forbid
forbid
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (VP (VBG taking) (NP (NN credit)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN work))))))) (ADVP (RB then)) (NP (NN nobody)) (VP (VBZ is)) (. .)))
Sheldon
If I'm not taking credit for our work then nobody is.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
take
taking
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
credit
credit
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nobody
nobody
PRON
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH So)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP admit) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN work)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
So, you admit that it's our work.
discourse
so
So
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
admit
admit
VERB
VBP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
ccomp
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH No) (. .)) (ADVP (RB Once) (RB again)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG throwing) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (DT a) (NN bone)))) (. .) (CC And) (S (ADVP (RB once) (RB again)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP are) (ADJP (JJ welcome)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
No . Once again, I'm throwing you a bone . And once again, you are welcome.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
NumType=Mult
once
Once
ADV
RB
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
throw
throwing
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
bone
bone
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
advmod
NumType=Mult
once
once
ADV
RB
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
conj
Degree=Pos
welcome
welcome
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Ah) (. !)))
Leonard
Ah!
root
ah
Ah
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (UH no) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ dit’nt)) (. !)))
Howard
Oh no he dit’nt!
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
discourse
no
no
INTJ
UH
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
dit’nt
dit’nt
VERB
VBZ
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
Episode 9 You know in the future, when we're disembodied brains in jars, we're going to look at this as eight hours well wasted. I don't want to be in a jar . I want my brain in an android body . Eight feet tall and ribbed. I'm with you . I just have to make sure if I'm a synthetic human I'd still be Jewish . I promised my mother. I suppose you could have your android penis circumcised . But that's something your rabbi would have to discuss with the manufacturer. Not to mention you'd have to power down on saturdays. Sheldon, why is this letter in the trash? Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter but Occam's rasor would suggest that someone threw it out. It's from the Institute of Experimental Physics, they want us to present our paper on the properties of supersolids at the topical conference of Bose - Einstein condensates. I know . I read it before I threw it out. Ok, if I may drill down to the bedrock of my question: why did you throw it out? Because I have no interest in standing in the Rose room of the Pasadena Marriot, in front of a group of judgmental strangers who wouldn't recognise true genius if it was standing in front of them giving a speech . Which if I were there, would be. I don't know Sheldon . Those topical conferences on Bose - Einstein condensates' parties are legendary Forget the parties! Forget the parties! Forget the parties? What a nerd. Are there any other honours I've got that I don't know about? Did the UPS dropped off a Nobel prize with my name on it? Leonard, please don't take this the wrong way, but the day you win a Nobel prize, is the day I begin my research on the drag institute_namefficient of tassles on flying carpets. the only thing missing from that insult was: " your mama ". I got one...Hey Leonard, Your mama's research methodology is so flawed ... Shut up, Howard . Sheldon, we have to do this. No, we don't . We have to take a nourishment, to expel waste, and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying . Everything else is optional. Ok, let me put it this way: I'm doing it. You can't . I'm the lead author. Come on, the only reason you're the lead author is because we went alphabetically. I let you think we went alphabetically to spare you the humiliation with dealing with the fact that it was my idea . Now to put too fine a point to it, but I was throwing you a bone . You're welcome. Excuse me, I designed the experiment that proved the hypothesis. That doesn't mean proving. So the entire scientific community is just supposed to take your word? They're not supposed to, but they should. Alright, I don't care what you say . I'm going to the conference and I'm presenting our findings And I forbid it. You forbid it? If I'm not taking credit for our work then nobody is. So, you admit that it's our work. No . Once again, I'm throwing you a bone . And once again, you are welcome. Ah! Oh no he dit’nt!