(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG working) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT an) (NN opening) (NN joke))) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (PRP$ our) (NN lecture)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NNP Berkeley)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Leonard, I've been working on an opening joke for our lecture at Berkeley.
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
work
working
VERB
VBG
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
opening
opening
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
joke
joke
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
lecture
lecture
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Berkeley
Berkeley
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP like) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB laugh))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Oh, I like to laugh.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
like
like
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
laugh
laugh
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH um)) (, ...) (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB say) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN graduate)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NML (NNP UC) (NNP Berkeley)) (NN physics) (NN department)))))) (. ?)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB have) (NP (NNS fries)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT that))))) (. .) (SBAR (IN Because) (S (NP (PRP$ his) (NN education)) (VP (VBZ has) (RB n't) (VP (VBN prepared) (NP (PRP him)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN career)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NNS sciences))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Okay, um...What do you say to a graduate of the UC Berkeley physics department? I'll have fries with that . Because his education hasn't prepared him for a career in the sciences.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
um
um
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
graduate
graduate
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
UC
UC
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
Berkeley
Berkeley
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
physics
physics
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
department
department
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
fry
fries
NOUN
NNS
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
education
education
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
prepare
prepared
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
career
career
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Plur
science
sciences
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (, ,) (SBAR (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP chase) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (ADVP (RB there))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB only)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB run) (ADVP (ADVP (JJR faster)) (PP (IN than) (NP (NNP Sheldon))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
You know, when they chase you out of there, you only have to run faster than Sheldon.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
chase
chase
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
run
run
VERB
VB
advmod
Degree=Cmp
fast
faster
ADJ
JJR
case
than
than
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (RB all) (VP (JJ set) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN trip)))) (. ?)))
Amy
Are you all set for your trip?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
all
all
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
set
set
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
trip
trip
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (ADVP (RB so))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD restocked) (NP (DT the) (JJ old) (NN PRK) (. .) (`` ") (NNP PRK) ('' ")))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Yeah, I think so . I just restocked the old PRK . " PRK "?
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
restock
restocked
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
old
old
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
PRK
PRK
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
parataxis
Number=Sing
PRK
PRK
PROPN
NNP
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN PRK) (. ?)))
Penny
PRK?
root
Number=Sing
PRK
PRK
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (JJ Public) (NN restroom) (NN kit) (. .)) (NP (NP (NN Everything)) (SBAR (S (NP (DT a) (NN boy)) (VP (VBZ needs) (PP (IN for) (S (VP (VBG making) (NP (NN pee) (NN pee)) (PP (IN in) (NP (ADJP (JJ new) (CC and) (JJ strange)) (NNS places)))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Public restroom kit . Everything a boy needs for making pee pee in new and strange places.
amod
Degree=Pos
Public
Public
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
restroom
restroom
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
kit
kit
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
Everything
PRON
NN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
boy
boy
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
needs
VERB
VBZ
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
make
making
VERB
VBG
compound
Number=Sing
pee
pee
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
pee
pee
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
strange
strange
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
place
places
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB see) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ crazy)) (PP (IN about) (S (VP (VBG bringing) (NP (DT a) (NN backpack)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ own) (NN toilet) (NN paper)) (CC and) (NP (NNP Purell)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I don't see what's crazy about bringing a backpack with your own toilet paper and Purell.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Degree=Pos
crazy
crazy
ADJ
JJ
mark
about
about
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
bring
bringing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
backpack
backpack
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
own
own
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
toilet
toilet
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
paper
paper
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Purell
Purell
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Keep) (VP (VBG going))) (. .)))
Leonard
Keep going.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
keep
Keep
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
go
going
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (NP (NP (NN rubber) (NNS gloves)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ,) (NP (NN air) (NN freshener)) (. .) (INTJ (UH Um)) (, ,) (NP (ADJP (NN noise) (HYPH -) (VBG cancelling)) (NNS headphones)) (. .) (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NN danger) (NN whistle)) (. .) (INTJ (UH Um)) (, ...) (NP (NN pepper) (NN spray) (. .)) (INTJ (UH Ooh)) (, ,) (NP (DT a) (NML (JJ multi) (HYPH -) (NN language)) (`` ") (VBN occupied) ('' ") (NN sign) (. .) (INTJ (UH Uh)) (, ,) (S (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB see))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (NN seat) (NNS protectors)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ,) (NP (NP (NNS booties)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS shoes)))) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN clothespin)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN nose)))) (. .) (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (CC and) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN mirror)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT a) (NN stick))))))) (, ,) (RB so) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB make) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN person)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN stall))) (ADVP (RB next) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me))))) (VP (VBZ is) (RB n't) (NP (NP (DT some) (NN kind)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN weirdo))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
And rubber gloves, uh, air freshener . Um, noise - cancelling headphones . Oh, danger whistle . Um...pepper spray . Ooh, a multi - language " occupied " sign . Uh, let's see . We have seat protectors, uh, booties for my shoes, a clothespin for my nose . Oh, and a mirror on a stick, so I can make sure the person in the stall next to me isn't some kind of weirdo.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
rubber
rubber
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Plur
glove
gloves
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
air
air
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
freshener
freshener
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
um
Um
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
noise
noise
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
VerbForm=Ger
cancel
cancelling
VERB
VBG
parataxis
Number=Plur
headphone
headphones
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
danger
danger
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
whistle
whistle
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
um
Um
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
pepper
pepper
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
spray
spray
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
ooh
Ooh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
multi
multi
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
language
language
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
occupy
occupied
VERB
VBN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
parataxis
Number=Sing
sign
sign
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
compound
Number=Sing
seat
seat
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
protector
protectors
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Plur
booty
booties
NOUN
NNS
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Plur
shoe
shoes
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
clothespin
clothespin
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
nose
nose
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
mirror
mirror
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
stick
stick
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
stall
stall
NOUN
NN
advmod
next
next
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
det
some
some
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
weirdo
weirdo
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (VBD worried) (SBAR (S (NP (DT some) (NNP Berkeley) (NN girl)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB steal) (NP (PRP him)) (PRT (RB away)))))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
You still worried some Berkeley girl is gonna steal him away?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
worry
worried
VERB
VBD
det
some
some
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Berkeley
Berkeley
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
steal
steal
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
away
away
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP who)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB think)) (VP (VBD gave) (NP (PRP him)) (NP (DT the) (NN danger) (NN whistle)))) (. ?)))
Amy
Yes, who do you think gave him the danger whistle?
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
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DT
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NOUN
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whistle
NOUN
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punct
?
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PUNCT
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Leonard, I've been working on an opening joke for our lecture at Berkeley. Oh, I like to laugh. Okay, um...What do you say to a graduate of the UC Berkeley physics department? I'll have fries with that . Because his education hasn't prepared him for a career in the sciences. You know, when they chase you out of there, you only have to run faster than Sheldon. Are you all set for your trip? Yeah, I think so . I just restocked the old PRK . " PRK "? PRK? Public restroom kit . Everything a boy needs for making pee pee in new and strange places. I don't see what's crazy about bringing a backpack with your own toilet paper and Purell. Keep going. And rubber gloves, uh, air freshener . Um, noise - cancelling headphones . Oh, danger whistle . Um...pepper spray . Ooh, a multi - language " occupied " sign . Uh, let's see . We have seat protectors, uh, booties for my shoes, a clothespin for my nose . Oh, and a mirror on a stick, so I can make sure the person in the stall next to me isn't some kind of weirdo. You still worried some Berkeley girl is gonna steal him away? Yes, who do you think gave him the danger whistle?