(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Does) (NP (NNP NASA)) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG using) (NP (NP (DT that) (NN thing)) (PP (IN as) (NP (DT a) (NN napkin) (NN holder))))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Does NASA know you're using that thing as a napkin holder?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Does
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing
NASA
NASA
PROPN
NNP
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
use
using
VERB
VBG
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
napkin
napkin
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
holder
holder
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBG kidding))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP They)) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ secure) (NN locker)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NNP JPL)))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
You kidding? They still think it's in a secure locker at JPL.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
reparandum
VerbForm=Ger
kid
kidding
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
secure
secure
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
locker
locker
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
JPL
JPL
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD stole) (NP (PRP it))) (. ?)))
Penny
You stole it?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
steal
stole
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBN Borrowed) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (DT The) (NN trick)) (VP (VBZ is) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB carry) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP out)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN car)) (SBAR (IN like) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP own) (NP (PRP it)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Borrowed . The trick is to carry it out to your car like you own it.
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
borrow
Borrowed
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
trick
trick
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
root
VerbForm=Inf
carry
carry
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
own
own
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Excuse) (NP (PRP me) (. .)))) (: :) (S (LST (UH Oh) (. .)) (NP (NP (NNP Amy) (VBZ 's)) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT the) (JJ dry) (NNS cleaners)))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN made) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ amusing)) (NN pun))))) (. .) ('' ") (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB care) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN perchloroethylene)))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB like) (NP (NP (NN glycol) (NN ether)) (. .) ('' ") (VP (VB Get) (NP (PRP it))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB like) (S (NP (NN glycol) (NN ether) (. .)) (VP (VBZ Sounds) (PP (IN like) (NP (`` ") (CC either) (. .) ('' ") (NFP _) (`` ") (NP (NNP L) (HYPH -) (NNP O) (HYPH -) (NNP L.)) ('' ")))))))))))))))
Sheldon
Excuse me .: Oh . Amy's at the dry cleaners, and she's made a very amusing pun . " I don't care for perchloroethylene, and I don't like glycol ether . " Get it? She doesn't like glycol ether . Sounds like " either . " _ " L - O - L. "
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
excuse
Excuse
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
dry
dry
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Plur
cleaner
cleaners
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
make
made
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
amusing
amusing
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
pun
pun
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
care
care
VERB
VB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
perchloroethylene
perchloroethylene
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
compound
Number=Sing
glycol
glycol
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
ether
ether
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
get
Get
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
compound
Number=Sing
glycol
glycol
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
ether
ether
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
Sounds
VERB
VBZ
case
like
like
ADP
IN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
obl
either
either
CCONJ
CC
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
_
_
PUNCT
NFP
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
obl
Number=Sing
L
L
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
O
O
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
L.
L.
PROPN
NNP
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP Who)) (SQ (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NNP Amy)))) (. ?)))
Penny
Who's Amy?
nsubj
PronType=Int
who
Who
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (PRP$ His) (NN girlfriend) (. .)))
Leonard
His girlfriend.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
His
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (VBZ has) (NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend))) (. ?)))
Penny
Sheldon has a girlfriend?
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How) (RB long)) (SQ (VBZ has) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG going) (PRT (RP on))))) (. ?)))
Penny
How long has this been going on?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
advmod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (CD Four) (NNS months) (. .)))
Leonard
Four months.
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
four
Four
NUM
CD
root
Number=Plur
month
months
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (CD Four) (NNS months)) (. .) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN girlfriend)))) (. .) (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG telling) (NP (PRP me)) (, ,) (SBAR (S (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (JJ past) (CD four) (NNS months))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG asking) (NP (PRP you)) (, ,) (WHADVP (`` ") (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ new)))) (. ?)) ('' ") (CC and) (S (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBD thought) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN with))))))) (, ,) (`` ") (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (VBZ has) (NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend)))) ('' ")))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Four months . She's not my girlfriend . Are you telling me, for the past four months I have been asking you, " What's new? " and you never thought to go with, " Sheldon has a girlfriend "?
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
four
Four
NUM
CD
obl:tmod
Number=Plur
month
months
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
tell
telling
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
past
past
ADJ
JJ
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
four
four
NUM
CD
obl
Number=Plur
month
months
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
ask
asking
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
obl
with
with
ADP
IN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN girlfriend) (. .)))) (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG telling) (NP (PRP me)) (, ,) (SBAR (S (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (JJ past) (CD four) (NNS months))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG asking) (NP (PRP you)) (, ,) (WHADVP (`` ") (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ new)))) (. ?)) ('' ") (CC and) (S (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBD thought) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN with))))))) (, ,) (`` ") (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (VBZ has) (NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend)))) ('' ") (. ?) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN girlfriend))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
She's not my girlfriend . Are you telling me, for the past four months I have been asking you, " What's new? " and you never thought to go with, " Sheldon has a girlfriend "? She's not my girlfriend.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
tell
telling
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
past
past
ADJ
JJ
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
four
four
NUM
CD
obl
Number=Plur
month
months
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
ask
asking
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
obl
with
with
ADP
IN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
parataxis
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Ah)) (, ...) (LST (NNP d) (HYPH -) (NNP d) (HYPH -) (NNP d) (HYPH -) (NNP d) (, ...) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VB meet)))) (. ?))))
Penny
Ah...d - d - d - d...How did they meet?
discourse
ah
Ah
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
ccomp
Number=Sing
d
d
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
d
d
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
d
d
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
d
d
PROPN
NNP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
meet
meet
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NNP Raj) (CC and) (PRP I)) (VP (VBD entered) (NP (NP (NNP Sheldon) (POS 's)) (NN information)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT a) (NN dating) (NN site))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD spit) (PRT (RP out)) (NP (NNP Amy) (NNP Farrah) (NNP Fowler)))) (. .)))
Howard
Raj and I entered Sheldon's information on a dating site, and it spit out Amy Farrah Fowler.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Raj
Raj
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
enter
entered
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Sing
information
information
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
dating
dating
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
site
site
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
spit
spit
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
obj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Farrah
Farrah
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Fowler
Fowler
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NNP God) (. !)) (NP (NNP Sheldon) (CC and) (NNP Amy))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, my God! Sheldon and Amy.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC Or) (, ,) (SBAR (IN as) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP call) (NP (PRP them)) (, ,) (`` ") (NP (NNP Shamy))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Howard
Or, as we call them, " Shamy . "
cc
or
Or
CCONJ
CC
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
call
call
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
root
Number=Sing
Shamy
Shamy
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (LST (UH Shamy) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am) (ADVP (RB so)) (S (VP (VBG digging) (NP (DT the) (NNP Shamy))))) (. .)))
Penny
Shamy . I am so digging the Shamy.
discourse
shamy
Shamy
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
dig
digging
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
Shamy
Shamy
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (DT All) (RB right)) (, ,) (S (NP (NN everyone)) (VP (VB pay) (NP (NN attention)))) (. .) (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN friend)) (VP (VBN named) (S (NP (NNP Amy) (NNP Farrah) (NNP Fowler) (. .))) (INTJ (UH Yes)))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ female) (. .) (UH Yes)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP communicate) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT a) (JJ daily) (NN basis))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB not) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN girlfriend)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
All right, everyone pay attention . Yes, I have a friend named Amy Farrah Fowler . Yes, she is female . Yes, we communicate on a daily basis, but no, she is not my girlfriend.
obl:npmod
all
All
DET
DT
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everyone
everyone
PRON
NN
root
VerbForm=Fin
pay
pay
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
attention
attention
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
name
named
VERB
VBN
xcomp
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Farrah
Farrah
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Fowler
Fowler
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
female
female
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
communicate
communicate
VERB
VBP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
daily
daily
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
basis
basis
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB communicate) (PP (IN about)))) (. ?)))
Penny
Okay, well, what do you communicate about?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
obl
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
communicate
communicate
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN work)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN physics)))) (, ,) (NP (NP (PRP$ her) (NN work)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN neurobiology)))) (, ,) (CC and) (ADVP (RBS most) (RB recently)) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN possibility)) (PP (IN of) (S (NP (PRP$ our)) (VP (VBG having) (NP (DT a) (NN child)) (ADVP (RB together))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, my work in physics, her work in neurobiology, and most recently, the possibility of our having a child together.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
physics
physics
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
neurobiology
neurobiology
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADV
RBS
advmod
recently
recently
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
possibility
possibility
NOUN
NN
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
acl
VerbForm=Ger
have
having
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
child
child
NOUN
NN
advmod
together
together
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Penny
Thank you.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Wait) (NP (DT a) (NN minute--)) (NP (DT a) (NN child)))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP You)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBP see) (NP (DT this) (NN girl)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (NP (RB just) (VBP e) (HYPH -) (VB mail) (CC and) (NP (VB text) (CC and) (NP (NNP Twitter) (. .))) (SBAR (WHADVP (RB Now)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG considering) (S (VP (VBG having) (NP (DT a) (NN baby)))))))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Wait a minute-- a child? You never see this girl . You just e - mail and text and Twitter . Now you're considering having a baby?
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wait
Wait
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
minute--
minute--
NOUN
NN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
child
child
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
see
see
VERB
VBP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
compound
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
email
e
VERB
VBP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
mail
mail
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
text
text
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Twitter
Twitter
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
consider
considering
VERB
VBG
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
have
having
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
baby
baby
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Amy)) (VP (VBD pointed) (PRT (RP out)) (SBAR (IN that) (S (PP (IN between) (NP (NP (DT the) (CD two)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP us))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ our) (JJ genetic) (NN material)) (VP (VBZ has) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN potential)) (PP (IN of) (S (VP (VBG producing) (NP (DT the) (JJ first)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN line)) (PP (IN of) (NP (ADJP (RB intellectually) (JJ superior)) (, ,) (JJ benign) (NNS overlords)))) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB guide) (NP (NN humanity)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT a) (JJR brighter) (NN tomorrow))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Amy pointed out that between the two of us, our genetic material has the potential of producing the first in a line of intellectually superior, benign overlords to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
point
pointed
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
case
between
between
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
genetic
genetic
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
material
material
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
potential
potential
NOUN
NN
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
produce
producing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
first
first
ADJ
JJ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
line
line
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
advmod
intellectually
intellectually
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
superior
superior
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
benign
benign
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
overlord
overlords
NOUN
NNS
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
guide
guide
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
humanity
humanity
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Degree=Cmp
bright
brighter
ADJ
JJR
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tomorrow
tomorrow
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG guessing) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (JJ future) (NNS historians)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB condemn) (NP (PRP us)) (PP (IN for) (S (RB not) (VP (VBG taking) (NP (DT this) (NN opportunity) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB kill) (NP (NNP Sheldon))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
I'm guessing that future historians will condemn us for not taking this opportunity to kill Sheldon.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
guess
guessing
VERB
VBG
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
future
future
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Plur
historian
historians
NOUN
NNS
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
condemn
condemn
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
take
taking
VERB
VBG
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
opportunity
opportunity
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
kill
kill
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (NN question))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, I have a question.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
question
question
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Penny)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yes, Penny.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB like) (S (NP (NNS people)) (VP (VBG touching) (NP (PRP you))))))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB have) (NP (NN sex)))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
You don't even like people touching you . How are you going to have sex?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
acl
VerbForm=Ger
touch
touching
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NNP Earth))) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VB have) (NP (NN sex)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Why on Earth would we have sex?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Earth
Earth
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NN honey)) (, ,) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mom)) (RB not) (VP (VB have) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN talk)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP you))))) (. ?) (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (, ,) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ private) (NNS parts)) (VP (VBD started) (S (VP (VBG growing))))))) (. ?))))
Penny
Oh, honey, did your mom not have the talk with you? You know, when your private parts started growing?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
honey
honey
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
mom
mom
NOUN
NN
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
talk
talk
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
private
private
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Plur
part
parts
NOUN
NNS
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
start
started
VERB
VBD
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
grow
growing
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (RB quite) (JJ aware) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (NN way)) (SBAR (S (NP (NNS humans)) (ADVP (RB usually)) (VP (VBP reproduce))))) (, ,) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT which)) (S (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ messy) (, ,) (JJ unsanitary) (, ,) (CC and) (PP (VBN based) (PP (IN on) (S (VP (VBG living) (ADVP (RB next) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP you)))) (PP (IN for) (NP (CD three) (NNS years))))))))))) (, ,)) (VP (VBZ involves) (NP (NP (ADJP (JJ loud) (CC and) (JJ unnecessary)) (NNS appeals)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT a) (NN deity))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'm quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
quite
quite
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
aware
aware
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
human
humans
NOUN
NNS
advmod
usually
usually
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
reproduce
reproduce
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
which
PRON
WDT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Degree=Pos
messy
messy
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Degree=Pos
unsanitary
unsanitary
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
base
based
VERB
VBN
mark
on
on
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
live
living
VERB
VBG
advmod
next
next
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
obl
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
involve
involves
VERB
VBZ
amod
Degree=Pos
loud
loud
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
unnecessary
unnecessary
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
appeal
appeals
NOUN
NNS
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
deity
deity
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP God)) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, God.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB exactly) (. .)) (ADVP (RB Consequently)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (NNP Amy) (CC and) (PRP I)) (VP (VBP choose) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB bring) (NP (JJ new) (NN life)) (PP (IN into) (NP (DT this) (NN world))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN accomplished) (ADVP (RB clinically)) (, ,) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (NN fertility) (NNS experts)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN lab)) (PP (IN with) (NP (JJ petri) (NNS dishes)))))))))) (. .) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT Which)) (S (VP (VBZ reminds) (SBAR (: me--) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (JJ broad) (NNS hips)) (CC and) (NP (DT a) (JJ certain) (ADJP (NN corn) (HYPH -) (VBN fed)) (NN vigor))))))))) (. .) (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN womb)) (ADJP (JJ available) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN rental))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Yes, exactly . Consequently, if Amy and I choose to bring new life into this world, it will be accomplished clinically, with fertility experts in a lab with petri dishes . Which reminds me-- you have broad hips and a certain corn - fed vigor . Is your womb available for rental?
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
exactly
exactly
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
consequently
Consequently
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
choose
choose
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
bring
bring
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
case
into
into
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
world
world
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
accomplish
accomplished
VERB
VBN
advmod
clinically
clinically
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
with
with
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
fertility
fertility
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
expert
experts
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
lab
lab
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
Petri
petri
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
dish
dishes
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
Which
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
remind
reminds
VERB
VBZ
punct
me--
me--
PUNCT
:
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
amod
Degree=Pos
broad
broad
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
hip
hips
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
certain
certain
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
corn
corn
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
feed
fed
VERB
VBN
conj
Number=Sing
vigor
vigor
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
womb
womb
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Degree=Pos
available
available
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
rental
rental
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Still)) (VP (VBG digging) (NP (DT the) (NNP Shamy))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Still digging the Shamy?
advmod
still
Still
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Ger
dig
digging
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
Shamy
Shamy
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Look) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN before) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP race) (PP (RP off) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN fertility) (NN clinic))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD might) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB think) (PRT (IN about--)) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH gee)) (, ,) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know--) (ADVP (RB maybe)) (ADVP (RB actually)) (VP (VBG spending) (NP (DT some) (NN time)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP her))))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Look, Sheldon, before you race off to the fertility clinic, you might want to think about-- uh, gee, I don't know-- maybe actually spending some time with her.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
before
before
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
race
race
VERB
VBP
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
fertility
fertility
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
clinic
clinic
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
case
about--
about--
ADP
IN
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
ccomp
gee
gee
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
know--
know--
VERB
VB
advmod
maybe
maybe
ADV
RB
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Ger
spend
spending
VERB
VBG
det
some
some
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP mean) (NP (NN dating))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
You mean dating?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
root
Number=Sing
dating
dating
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yeah) (. .)))
Penny
Yeah.
root
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB date) (NP (NNP Amy)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I can't date Amy.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
date
date
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (RB not) (. ?)))
Penny
Why not?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
root
not
not
PART
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (RB not) (. ?) (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN girlfriend))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Why not? She's not my girlfriend.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
reparandum
not
not
PART
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (VP (VB look)) (, ,) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP it))) (PP (IN as) (S (S (VP (VBG dating) (NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend) (. .)))) (VP (VB Think) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP it))) (PP (IN as) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ...) (S (VP (VBG getting) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB know) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ future) (NN mother)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN child))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, look, don't think of it as dating a girlfriend . Think of it as, uh...getting to know the future mother of your child.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VB
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
date
dating
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
think
Think
VERB
VB
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
mark
as
as
ADP
IN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
get
getting
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
future
future
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
child
child
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH Oh) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (RB n't) (VP (VBN considered) (NP (DT that)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP suppose) (SBAR (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB have) (NP (NP (NN access)) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN progeny)))))))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB achieve) (NP (DT the) (VBN required) (NN intimacy)) (PP (IN via) (NP (NN text) (NN messaging)))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Oh . I hadn't considered that . I suppose she will have to have access to our progeny . And you don't think I can achieve the required intimacy via text messaging?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
consider
considered
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
suppose
suppose
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
access
access
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
progeny
progeny
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
achieve
achieve
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
require
required
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Sing
intimacy
intimacy
NOUN
NN
case
via
via
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
text
text
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
messaging
messaging
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB Probably) (RB not) (. .)))
Penny
Probably not.
advmod
probably
Probably
ADV
RB
root
not
not
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB appear) (SBAR (IN as) (IN if) (S (NP (DT the) (NN phone) (NNS companies)) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG lying) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It would appear as if the phone companies have been lying to me.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
appear
appear
VERB
VB
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
fixed
if
if
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
phone
phone
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
company
companies
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
lie
lying
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Does NASA know you're using that thing as a napkin holder? You kidding? They still think it's in a secure locker at JPL. You stole it? Borrowed . The trick is to carry it out to your car like you own it. Excuse me .: Oh . Amy's at the dry cleaners, and she's made a very amusing pun . " I don't care for perchloroethylene, and I don't like glycol ether . " Get it? She doesn't like glycol ether . Sounds like " either . " _ " L - O - L. " Who's Amy? His girlfriend. Sheldon has a girlfriend? How long has this been going on? Four months. Four months . She's not my girlfriend . Are you telling me, for the past four months I have been asking you, " What's new? " and you never thought to go with, " Sheldon has a girlfriend "? She's not my girlfriend . Are you telling me, for the past four months I have been asking you, " What's new? " and you never thought to go with, " Sheldon has a girlfriend "? She's not my girlfriend. Ah...d - d - d - d...How did they meet? Raj and I entered Sheldon's information on a dating site, and it spit out Amy Farrah Fowler. Oh, my God! Sheldon and Amy. Or, as we call them, " Shamy . " Shamy . I am so digging the Shamy. All right, everyone pay attention . Yes, I have a friend named Amy Farrah Fowler . Yes, she is female . Yes, we communicate on a daily basis, but no, she is not my girlfriend. Okay, well, what do you communicate about? Well, my work in physics, her work in neurobiology, and most recently, the possibility of our having a child together. Thank you. Wait a minute-- a child? You never see this girl . You just e - mail and text and Twitter . Now you're considering having a baby? Amy pointed out that between the two of us, our genetic material has the potential of producing the first in a line of intellectually superior, benign overlords to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow. I'm guessing that future historians will condemn us for not taking this opportunity to kill Sheldon. Okay, I have a question. Yes, Penny. You don't even like people touching you . How are you going to have sex? Why on Earth would we have sex? Oh, honey, did your mom not have the talk with you? You know, when your private parts started growing? I'm quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity. Oh, God. Yes, exactly . Consequently, if Amy and I choose to bring new life into this world, it will be accomplished clinically, with fertility experts in a lab with petri dishes . Which reminds me-- you have broad hips and a certain corn - fed vigor . Is your womb available for rental? Still digging the Shamy? Look, Sheldon, before you race off to the fertility clinic, you might want to think about-- uh, gee, I don't know-- maybe actually spending some time with her. You mean dating? Yeah. I can't date Amy. Why not? Why not? She's not my girlfriend. Okay, look, don't think of it as dating a girlfriend . Think of it as, uh...getting to know the future mother of your child. Oh . I hadn't considered that . I suppose she will have to have access to our progeny . And you don't think I can achieve the required intimacy via text messaging? Probably not. It would appear as if the phone companies have been lying to me.