(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VP (VBZ brings) (NP (PRP you)) (PRT (RP in)))) (. ?)))
Penny
Hey, what brings you in?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
bring
brings
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
in
in
ADP
RP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Penny)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD would) (RB n't) (VP (VB mind))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB like) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB have) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN conversation)) (PP (IN about) (NP (NNS girls))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Penny, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to have a conversation about girls.
vocative
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
mind
mind
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
conversation
conversation
NOUN
NN
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
girl
girls
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (DT a) (NN feeling) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB have) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN talk)) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT this)))) (ADVP (RBR sooner) (CC or) (RBR later))))))))) (. .) (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB finally)) (VP (VBG getting) (NP (NN fuzz)) (PP (IN in) (NP (JJ weird) (NNS places))))) (. ?)))
Penny
I had a feeling we'd have a talk like this sooner or later . Are you finally getting fuzz in weird places?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
feeling
feeling
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
talk
talk
NOUN
NN
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
advmod
Degree=Cmp
soon
sooner
ADV
RBR
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Cmp
late
later
ADV
RBR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
finally
finally
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
get
getting
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
fuzz
fuzz
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
weird
weird
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
place
places
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NNP Penny)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH please)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS horns)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT a) (NN relationship) (NN dilemma))))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (NN record))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ full) (NN pubis)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN hair)))) (PP (IN by) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN time)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (CD 19))))))))) (. .) (CC And) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (NN record))) (: :)))
Sheldon
Penny, please, I'm on the horns of a relationship dilemma . And for the record, I had a full pubis of hair by the time I was 19 . And for the record:
vocative
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
please
please
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Plur
horn
horns
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
dilemma
dilemma
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
record
record
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
full
full
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
pubis
pubis
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
hair
hair
NOUN
NN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
acl:relcl
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
19
19
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
record
record
NOUN
NN
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
(ROOT (S (CC And) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (NN record))) (: :) (RB So) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG drinking))) (. ?)))
Penny
And for the record: So, what are you drinking?
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
record
record
NOUN
NN
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
discourse
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
drink
drinking
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN been) (NP (DT a) (JJ rough) (NN day))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB usually)) (VP (VBP go) (NP (NN chamomile) (NN tea)))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB cut) (NP (PRP it)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, it's been a rough day . I usually go chamomile tea, but I don't think that's going to cut it.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
rough
rough
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
day
day
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
usually
usually
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VBP
compound
Number=Sing
chamomile
chamomile
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
cut
cut
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NML (NNP Long) (NNP Island)) (NN iced) (NN tea)))) (. .)))
Penny
You could have a Long Island iced tea.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
long
Long
ADJ
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
Island
Island
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
iced
iced
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Will) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VB calm) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS nerves))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Will that calm my nerves?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
Will
AUX
MD
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
root
VerbForm=Inf
calm
calm
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
nerve
nerves
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN calmed) (NP (DT the) (NNS pants)) (PP (IN off) (NP (PRP me))) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN couple)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS times)))))) (. .)))
Penny
It's calmed the pants off me a couple of times.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
calm
calmed
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
pant
pants
NOUN
NNS
case
off
off
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
couple
couple
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
time
times
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBD Sold)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Sold.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
sell
Sold
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (RB So) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN heart)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD got) (PP (IN from) (NP (DT the) (NN wizard))))))) (VP (VBG giving) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NN trouble))) (. ?)))
Penny
So the heart you got from the wizard giving you trouble?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
heart
heart
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
wizard
wizard
NOUN
NN
root
VerbForm=Ger
give
giving
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
obj
Number=Sing
trouble
trouble
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT The) (NN trouble)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB n't) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP me))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Penny)) (, ,) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN gender))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT Someday)) (NP (NNS scientists)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB discover) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (JJ second) (NN X) (NN chromosome)) (VP (VBZ contains) (NP (NP (NN nothing)) (IN but) (NP (NN nonsense) (CC and) (NN twaddle))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
The trouble isn't with me, Penny, it's with your gender . Someday scientists will discover that second X chromosome contains nothing but nonsense and twaddle.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
trouble
trouble
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
root
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
parataxis
Number=Sing
gender
gender
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
someday
Someday
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
scientist
scientists
NOUN
NNS
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
discover
discover
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
second
second
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
x
X
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
chromosome
chromosome
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
contain
contains
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
nothing
PRON
NN
case
but
but
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
nonsense
nonsense
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
twaddle
twaddle
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Amy)) (VP (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP me)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (VBD happened) (. .) (S (VP (VB Look))))))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB apologize)) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB warm) (NP (PRP$ her) (NN twaddle))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Yeah, Amy told me what happened . Look, just apologize . It'll warm her twaddle.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
nsubj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
happen
happened
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
apologize
apologize
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
warm
warm
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
twaddle
twaddle
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN Band) (HYPH -) (NNP Aid)) (PP (IN at) (NP (JJS best)))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT The) (NN core) (NN problem)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NNP Amy) (CC and) (NNP Wil)) (VP (VBP do) (RB not) (VP (VB like) (NP (DT each) (JJ other)))))))) (. .) (S (SBAR (WHNP (WDT Which)) (S (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ baffling)) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (RB both) (JJ crazy) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP me)))))))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP like) (NP (NP (PRP them)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT which)) (S (VP (VBZ indicates) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (ADJP (JJ bright) (CC and) (JJ interesting)) (NN and/or))))))))))) (VP (VBD were) (PP (IN on) (NP (NNP Star) (NNP Trek))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It's a Band - Aid at best . The core problem is that Amy and Wil do not like each other . Which is baffling because they're both crazy about me . And I like them, which indicates they're bright and interesting and/or were on Star Trek.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Band
Band
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
root
Number=Sing
Aid
Aid
PROPN
NNP
case
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod
Degree=Sup
good
best
ADJ
JJS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
core
core
NOUN
NN
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Wil
Wil
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
obj
ExtPos=PRON|PronType=Rcp
each
each
DET
DT
fixed
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
Which
PRON
WDT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advcl:relcl
Degree=Pos
baffling
baffling
ADJ
JJ
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
both
both
ADV
RB
advcl
Degree=Pos
crazy
crazy
ADJ
JJ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
like
like
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
which
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
indicate
indicates
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
amod
Degree=Pos
bright
bright
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
interesting
interesting
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
and/or
and/or
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
case
on
on
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Star
Star
PROPN
NNP
ccomp
Number=Sing
Trek
Trek
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NN Honey)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (NNS people)) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT each) (JJ other)))))) (. .)))
Penny
Honey, you can't make people like each other.
vocative
Number=Sing
honey
Honey
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
case
like
like
ADP
IN
obl
ExtPos=PRON|PronType=Rcp
each
each
DET
DT
fixed
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADJP (RB Not) (JJ true) (. .)) (S (NP (NNP Leonard)) (VP (VBD made) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN like) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (S (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP you)))))) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ hard) (NN row)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (NN hoe) (. .) (NP (NNS Cheers) (, ,) (NN pal) (. .) (UH Ooh) (. .) (UH Boy)) (, ,) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN treat)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ hard) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB beat)))))))))))) (. .) (S (S (VP (VB Get) (NP (DT the) (NNP Mad) (NNP Hatter)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN horn))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG having) (NP (DT a) (NN tea) (NN party)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Not true . Leonard made me like you . And let me tell you, that was a hard row to hoe . Cheers, pal . Ooh . Boy, that is a treat that's hard to beat . Get the Mad Hatter on the horn, I'm having a tea party.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
true
true
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
make
made
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
hard
hard
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
row
row
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
nmod
Number=Sing
hoe
hoe
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Plur
cheer
Cheers
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
pal
pal
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
ooh
Ooh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
boy
Boy
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
treat
treat
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Degree=Pos
hard
hard
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
beat
beat
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
get
Get
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
mad
Mad
ADJ
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
Hatter
Hatter
PROPN
NNP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
horn
horn
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD might) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB pace) (NP (PRP yourself))))))) (. .)))
Penny
You might want to pace yourself.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
pace
pace
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP drink) (NP (NN tea)) (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NN time)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG doing)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I drink tea all the time . I think I know what I'm doing.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
drink
drink
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Far)) (VP (VB be) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN from) (NP (PRP me))) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB criticize) (S (NP (NP (DT a) (NN man)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (JJ full) (NN pubis) (. .)))) (VP (VB Look) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NN problem)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB not) (NP (NNP Wil) (NNP Wheaton)))) (, ,) (INTJ (UH okay)) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP$ Your) (NN problem)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN way)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD treated) (NP (NNP Amy))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Far be it from me to criticize a man with a full pubis . Look, Sheldon, your problem is not Wil Wheaton, okay? Your problem is the way you treated Amy.
advmod
Degree=Pos
far
Far
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
from
from
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
criticize
criticize
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
full
full
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
pubis
pubis
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Number=Sing
Wil
Wil
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Wheaton
Wheaton
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
okay
okay
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
treat
treated
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NN problem)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN tea)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
My problem is I'm out of tea.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
root
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (S (VP (VB Come) (PRT (RP on)))) (, ,) (NP (NN someone)) (VP (VBD insulted) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN girlfriend)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD let) (S (NP (PRP him)) (VP (VB do) (NP (PRP it)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you) (NNP Texas) (NNS guys)) (VP (VBD stood) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS womenfolk)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Come on, someone insulted your girlfriend and you just let him do it . I thought you Texas guys stood up for your womenfolk.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
insult
insulted
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
dep
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
compound
Number=Sing
Texas
Texas
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
stand
stood
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Plur
womenfolk
womenfolk
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Penny)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH please)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN evolved) (PP (IN beyond) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ simple) (JJ rustic) (NN upbringing)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Penny, please, I think I've evolved beyond my simple rustic upbringing.
vocative
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
please
please
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
evolve
evolved
VERB
VBN
case
beyond
beyond
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
simple
simple
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
rustic
rustic
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
upbringing
upbringing
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Sorry)) (. .)))
Penny
Sorry.
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
Sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN On) (NP (DT the) (JJ other) (NN hand))) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT that) (ADJP (JJ low) (HYPH -) (IN down)) (NN polecat)) (VP (VBN done))) (VP (VBD wronged) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN woman))) (. .)))
Sheldon
On the other hand, that low - down polecat done wronged my woman.
case
on
On
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
hand
hand
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
low
low
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
down
down
ADP
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
polecat
polecat
NOUN
NN
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
do
done
VERB
VBN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
wronge
wronged
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (VP (UH Welcome) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (NNP Long) (NNP Island)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Tex)))) (. .)))
Penny
Welcome to Long Island, Tex.
root
welcome
Welcome
INTJ
UH
case
to
to
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
long
Long
ADJ
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
Island
Island
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Tex
Tex
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Amy)) (VP (VBZ deserves) (NP (JJR better) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (, ,) (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP buy) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNP Planter) (POS 's)) (JJ deluxe) (NN mix))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ eats) (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NNP Brazil) (NNS nuts)))) (RB so) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB look) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP them))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ unique) (NN blend)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN saint) (CC and) (NN squirrel))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Amy deserves better . You know, when we buy the Planter's deluxe mix, she eats all the Brazil nuts so I don't have to look at them . She's a unique blend of saint and squirrel.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
deserve
deserves
VERB
VBZ
xcomp
Degree=Cmp
good
better
ADJ
JJR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
buy
buy
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Planter
Planter
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
amod
Degree=Pos
deluxe
deluxe
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
mix
mix
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
eat
eats
VERB
VBZ
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Brazil
Brazil
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Plur
nut
nuts
NOUN
NNS
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
unique
unique
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
blend
blend
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
saint
saint
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
squirrel
squirrel
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yup)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ is)))) (. .) (ADVP (RB Here)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP go)) (. .)))
Penny
Yup, that she is . Here you go.
discourse
yup
Yup
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
reparandum
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (DT a) (JJ callous) (NN egomaniac)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB leave) (NP (PRP me)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'm a callous egomaniac . She's gonna leave me.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
callous
callous
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
egomaniac
egomaniac
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
leave
leave
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD wo) (RB n't)) (. .)))
Penny
No, she won't.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Fin
will
wo
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD wo) (RB n't))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ great)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
No, she won't . I'm great.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
reparandum
VerbForm=Fin
will
wo
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Hey, what brings you in? Penny, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to have a conversation about girls. I had a feeling we'd have a talk like this sooner or later . Are you finally getting fuzz in weird places? Penny, please, I'm on the horns of a relationship dilemma . And for the record, I had a full pubis of hair by the time I was 19 . And for the record: And for the record: So, what are you drinking? Well, it's been a rough day . I usually go chamomile tea, but I don't think that's going to cut it. You could have a Long Island iced tea. Will that calm my nerves? It's calmed the pants off me a couple of times. Sold. So the heart you got from the wizard giving you trouble? The trouble isn't with me, Penny, it's with your gender . Someday scientists will discover that second X chromosome contains nothing but nonsense and twaddle. Yeah, Amy told me what happened . Look, just apologize . It'll warm her twaddle. It's a Band - Aid at best . The core problem is that Amy and Wil do not like each other . Which is baffling because they're both crazy about me . And I like them, which indicates they're bright and interesting and/or were on Star Trek. Honey, you can't make people like each other. Not true . Leonard made me like you . And let me tell you, that was a hard row to hoe . Cheers, pal . Ooh . Boy, that is a treat that's hard to beat . Get the Mad Hatter on the horn, I'm having a tea party. You might want to pace yourself. I drink tea all the time . I think I know what I'm doing. Far be it from me to criticize a man with a full pubis . Look, Sheldon, your problem is not Wil Wheaton, okay? Your problem is the way you treated Amy. My problem is I'm out of tea. Come on, someone insulted your girlfriend and you just let him do it . I thought you Texas guys stood up for your womenfolk. Penny, please, I think I've evolved beyond my simple rustic upbringing. Sorry. On the other hand, that low - down polecat done wronged my woman. Welcome to Long Island, Tex. Amy deserves better . You know, when we buy the Planter's deluxe mix, she eats all the Brazil nuts so I don't have to look at them . She's a unique blend of saint and squirrel. Yup, that she is . Here you go. I'm a callous egomaniac . She's gonna leave me. No, she won't. No, she won't . I'm great.