(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (DT All) (JJ right)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Ms.) (NNP Jenson) (. .) (UH Uh)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN before) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP begin)))) (, ,) (MD may) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB offer) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN refreshment)) (. ?) (NP (NP (NN Water)) (, ,) (NP (NN coffee)) (, ,) (NP (NN tea)) (, ,) (NP (DT a) (NN marijuana) (NN cigarette))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
All right, Ms. Jenson . Uh, before we begin, may I offer you a refreshment? Water, coffee, tea, a marijuana cigarette?
det
all
All
DET
DT
discourse
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Ms.
Ms.
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Jenson
Jenson
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
before
before
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
begin
begin
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
may
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
offer
offer
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
refreshment
refreshment
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
appos
Number=Sing
water
Water
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
list
Number=Sing
coffee
coffee
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
list
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
marijuana
marijuana
NOUN
NN
list
Number=Sing
cigarette
cigarette
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (NN thanks)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ fine))) (. .)))
Ms Jenson
No, thanks, I'm fine.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Number=Sing
thanks
thanks
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
fine
fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (, ,) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (JJ sure)) (. ?) (S (NP (NN Everyone)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG smoking) (NP (PRP them))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (DT the) (JJS best))))))) (. .))))
Sheldon
Now, are you sure? Everyone's smoking them . I think they're the best.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everyone
Everyone
PRON
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
smoke
smoking
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
ccomp
Degree=Sup
good
best
ADJ
JJS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB do) (NP (NNS drugs)))) (. .)))
Ms Jenson
I don't do drugs.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
drug
drugs
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADJP (JJ Excellent)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah) (. .)) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT a) (NN ruse)))) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (NP (DT the) (JJS best) (. .) (NN Physics)))) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT the) (JJS best)))) (. .) (CC And) (S (PP (IN by) (NP (DT the) (NN way))) (, ,) (NP (NN coffee)) (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (RB also)) (NP (DT an) (JJ unacceptable) (NN choice))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (DT All) (JJ right)) (, ,) (RB so) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP see) (ADVP (RB here)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (NNP Des) (NNP Moines)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Iowa) (. .) (UH Uh))))))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (NP (NN summa) (NN cum) (NN laude)) (PP (IN in) (NP (JJ theoretical) (NN physics))) (PP (IN from) (NP (NNP Stanford) (NNP University)))))) (. .) (UH Oh) (, ,) (CC and) (S (ADVP (NP (CD two) (NNS years)) (RB ago)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (DT a) (JJ persistent) (NN ear) (NN infection)))) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP hope) (SBAR (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB cause) (NP (DT any) (NN hearing) (NN loss))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Excellent, yeah . That was a ruse . They're not the best . Physics is the best . And by the way, coffee was also an unacceptable choice . All right, so I see here you're from Des Moines, Iowa . Uh, you're summa cum laude in theoretical physics from Stanford University . Oh, and two years ago, you had a persistent ear infection . I hope that didn't cause any hearing loss.
root
Degree=Pos
excellent
Excellent
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
ruse
ruse
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Degree=Sup
good
best
ADJ
JJS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
physics
Physics
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Degree=Sup
good
best
ADJ
JJS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
case
by
by
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
coffee
coffee
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
also
also
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
unacceptable
unacceptable
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
choice
choice
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
all
All
DET
DT
parataxis
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
see
see
VERB
VBP
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
case
from
from
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Des
Des
PROPN
NNP
ccomp
Number=Sing
Moines
Moines
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Iowa
Iowa
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
compound
Number=Sing
summa
summa
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
cum
cum
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
laude
laude
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
theoretical
theoretical
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
physics
physics
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Stanford
Stanford
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
University
University
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
obl:npmod
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
advmod
ago
ago
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
persistent
persistent
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
ear
ear
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
infection
infection
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
hope
hope
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
cause
cause
VERB
VB
det
any
any
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
hearing
hearing
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
loss
loss
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (ADVP (IN of) (NN course)) (RB not) (. .) (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB know) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT that))))) (. ?)))
Ms Jenson
No, of course not . How did you know about that?
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
of
of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (NP (DT a) (JJ comprehensive) (NN background) (NN check)))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (JJ Medical) (NNS records)) (, ,) (NP (NN credit) (NNS reports)) (, ,) (NP (JJ criminal) (NN history)) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP trust) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD paid) (PRT (RP off)) (NP (DT those) (NN parking) (NNS tickets))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I did a comprehensive background check . Medical records, credit reports, criminal history . I trust you paid off those parking tickets.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
comprehensive
comprehensive
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
background
background
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
check
check
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
Medical
Medical
ADJ
JJ
appos
Number=Plur
record
records
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
credit
credit
NOUN
NN
list
Number=Plur
report
reports
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
criminal
criminal
ADJ
JJ
list
Number=Sing
history
history
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
trust
trust
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
pay
paid
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
those
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
ticket
tickets
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did)) (. .)))
Ms Jenson
Yes, I did.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBG Hearing) (ADJP (JJ unimpaired) (, ,) (JJ good))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Hearing unimpaired, good.
root
VerbForm=Ger
hear
Hearing
VERB
VBG
xcomp
Degree=Pos
unimpaired
unimpaired
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Look) (, ,) (NP (NNP Dr.) (NNP Cooper)) (, ,))) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VBP want) (NP (DT this) (NN position))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (DT an) (JJ incredible) (NN honor)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB work) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN man)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN brilliance))))))))))))) (. .)))
Ms Jenson
Look, Dr. Cooper, I really want this position . It would be an incredible honor to work for a man of your brilliance.
discourse
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Dr.
Dr.
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Cooper
Cooper
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
position
position
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
incredible
incredible
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
honor
honor
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
work
work
VERB
VB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
brilliance
brilliance
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NN Flattery)) (VP (MD will) (RB not) (VP (VB get) (S (NP (PRP you)) (NP (DT this) (NN job)))))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Ms.) (NNP Jenson)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Flattery will not get you this job, Ms. Jenson.
nsubj
Number=Sing
flattery
Flattery
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
job
job
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Ms.
Ms.
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Jenson
Jenson
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ flattery)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT the) (NN truth)))))) (. .)))
Ms Jenson
It's not flattery if it's the truth.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
flattery
flattery
ADJ
JJ
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
advcl
Number=Sing
truth
truth
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (VP (VBP thank) (NP (PRP you) (. .)) (VP (UH Welcome) (ADVP (RB aboard)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, well, thank you . Welcome aboard.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
welcome
Welcome
INTJ
UH
advmod
aboard
aboard
ADV
RB
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All right, Ms. Jenson . Uh, before we begin, may I offer you a refreshment? Water, coffee, tea, a marijuana cigarette? No, thanks, I'm fine. Now, are you sure? Everyone's smoking them . I think they're the best. I don't do drugs. Excellent, yeah . That was a ruse . They're not the best . Physics is the best . And by the way, coffee was also an unacceptable choice . All right, so I see here you're from Des Moines, Iowa . Uh, you're summa cum laude in theoretical physics from Stanford University . Oh, and two years ago, you had a persistent ear infection . I hope that didn't cause any hearing loss. No, of course not . How did you know about that? I did a comprehensive background check . Medical records, credit reports, criminal history . I trust you paid off those parking tickets. Yes, I did. Hearing unimpaired, good. Look, Dr. Cooper, I really want this position . It would be an incredible honor to work for a man of your brilliance. Flattery will not get you this job, Ms. Jenson. It's not flattery if it's the truth. Oh, well, thank you . Welcome aboard.