(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB So)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH anyway)) (, ,) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ long) (NN story)) (ADJP (JJ short)))))) (VP (VBZ turns) (PRT (RP out)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT an) (ADJP (RB unusually) (JJ firm)) (NN cervix)))))) (. .)))
Amy
So, anyway, to make a long story short turns out I have an unusually firm cervix.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
anyway
anyway
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
story
story
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Degree=Pos
short
short
ADJ
JJ
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
turn
turns
VERB
VBZ
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
advmod
unusually
unusually
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
firm
firm
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
cervix
cervix
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (, ,) (INTJ (UH heh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Amy)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP say) (SBAR (S (NP (NN girl) (NN talk)) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN lady) (NNS parts)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
You know, heh, Amy, when we say girl talk it doesn't just have to be about our lady parts.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
heh
heh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VBP
compound
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
talk
talk
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
lady
lady
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Number=Plur
part
parts
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (LST (NN Shame) (. .) (CC 'Cause))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ real) (NN zinger)) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ titled) (NN uterus))))) (. .)))
Amy
Shame . 'Cause I have a real zinger about my titled uterus.
discourse
Number=Sing
shame
Shame
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
'cause
'Cause
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
zinger
zinger
NOUN
NN
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
title
titled
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
uterus
uterus
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Penny)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS nails)) (VP (VBP look) (ADJP (JJ great))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Penny, your nails look great.
vocative
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
nail
nails
NOUN
NNS
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VBP
xcomp
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NN thanks) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD found) (NP (DT this) (NN place)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP Alhambra)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN woman) (POS 's)) (NN basement))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, thanks . I found this place in Alhambra . It's in a woman's basement.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Number=Sing
thanks
thanks
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
find
found
VERB
VBD
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
place
place
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Alhambra
Alhambra
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
parataxis
Number=Sing
basement
basement
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (DT A) (NN colleague)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP mine)))) (VP (VBD did) (NP (PRP$ her) (NN graduate) (NN thesis)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN fungus)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ grows) (PP (IN on) (NP (ADJP (RB improperly) (VBN sterilized)) (NN manicure) (NNS implements) (. .) (S (WHADVP (UH Well)) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP me)) (SBAR (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (`` ") (NN girl) (NN talk)))))))))))))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Amy
A colleague of mine did her graduate thesis on the fungus that grows on improperly sterilized manicure implements . Well don't tell me that's not " girl talk . "
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
colleague
colleague
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
mine
mine
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
graduate
graduate
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
thesis
thesis
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
fungus
fungus
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
grow
grows
VERB
VBZ
case
on
on
ADP
IN
advmod
improperly
improperly
ADV
RB
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
sterilize
sterilized
VERB
VBN
compound
Number=Sing
manicure
manicure
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
implement
implements
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
compound
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Number=Sing
talk
talk
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (SBARQ (RB So) (WHADVP (WRB where)) (SQ (MD should) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VB go) (NP (NN tonight)))) (. ?) (NP (NP (DT A) (NN bar)) (. ?) (NP (DT A) (NN club)) (. ?) (NP (DT A) (NN movie))) (. ?)))
Penny
So where should we go tonight? A bar? A club? A movie?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Int
where
where
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tonight
tonight
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
bar
bar
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
appos
Number=Sing
club
club
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
movie
movie
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC Or) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD could) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB stay) (ADVP (RB here)))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Or we could just stay here.
cc
or
Or
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
stay
stay
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (CC and) (VP (VB continue) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB bond))))) (. .) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (NN feeling) (SBAR (IN that) (S (PP (IN after) (NP (NN tonight))) (, ,) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you)))) (VP (MD will) (VP (VP (VB become) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJS best) (NN friend)) (ADVP (RB forever) (. .) (CC Or) (NP (NNP BFF)) (, ,)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP prefer))))) (. .) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT Which)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't)))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Yes, and continue to bond . I have a feeling that after tonight, one of you will become my best friend forever . Or BFF, if you prefer . Which I don't.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
continue
continue
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
bond
bond
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
feeling
feeling
NOUN
NN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
case
after
after
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
tonight
tonight
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
acl
VerbForm=Inf
become
become
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Sup
good
best
ADJ
JJS
xcomp
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
advmod
forever
forever
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
or
Or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
BFF
BFF
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
prefer
prefer
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obj
PronType=Rel
which
Which
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (DT All) (JJ right)) (, ,) (NP (NP (NN time)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB open) (NP (NNP Bachelor) (NNP Number) (CD Two))))))) (. .)))
Penny
All right, time to open Bachelor Number Two.
det
all
All
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
open
open
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
bachelor
Bachelor
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
Number
Number
PROPN
NNP
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
Two
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Gee)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB drink) (NP (JJR more))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB drive) (NP (RB home))))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN got) (NP (NP (JJ enough) (NN trouble)) (S (VP (VBG seeing) (PP (IN over) (NP (DT the) (NN dashboard))) (SBAR (IN as) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ is)))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Gee, I don't know if I should drink more . I have to drive home . And I've got enough trouble seeing over the dashboard as it is.
discourse
gee
Gee
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
drink
drink
VERB
VB
obj
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
drive
drive
VERB
VB
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
amod
Degree=Pos
enough
enough
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
trouble
trouble
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
see
seeing
VERB
VBG
case
over
over
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
dashboard
dashboard
NOUN
NN
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ okay)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD can) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB sleep) (ADVP (RB here))))) (. .)))
Penny
That's okay . You can just sleep here.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
okay
okay
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
sleep
sleep
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ good)) (, ,) (NP (DT a) (NN slumber) (NN party)) (. .)) (NP (PRP We)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VP (VB do) (NP (NNS makeovers))) (, ,) (VP (VB initiate) (NP (JJ phony) (NN phone) (NNS calls))) (CC and) (VP (VB have) (NP (JJ spirited) (NN pillow) (NNS fights)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ our) (JJ frilly) (NNS nighties)))))) (. .)))
Amy
Oh, good, a slumber party . We'll do makeovers, initiate phony phone calls and have spirited pillow fights in our frilly nighties.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
slumber
slumber
NOUN
NN
list
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
makeover
makeovers
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
VerbForm=Inf
initiate
initiate
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
phony
phony
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
phone
phone
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
call
calls
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
spirit
spirited
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
pillow
pillow
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
fight
fights
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
frilly
frilly
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
nighty
nighties
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH gosh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Amy) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB call) (NP (DT this)) (S (NP (DT an) (JJ actual) (NN slumber) (NN party))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, gosh, Amy . I don't know if I would call this an actual slumber party.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
gosh
gosh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
call
call
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
actual
actual
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
slumber
slumber
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ disappointing) (. .)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VBN wanted) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN invited) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT a) (NN slumber) (NN party)))))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Well, that's disappointing . I've always wanted to be invited to a slumber party.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
disappointing
disappointing
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
want
wanted
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
invite
invited
VERB
VBN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
slumber
slumber
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBD were)) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Oh, you never were?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
VERB
VBD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB Not) (RB even) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (NP (DT a) (NN kid))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Not even when you were a kid?
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
kid
kid
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN time)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS tonsils)) (ADVP (RB out))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD shared) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN room)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (JJ little) (JJ Vietnamese) (NN girl)))))) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB make) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN through) (NP (DT the) (NN night)))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (ADVP (ADVP (RB up)) (IN till) (ADVP (RB then))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (NN kind)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN fun))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Well, there was the time I had my tonsils out, and I shared a room with a little Vietnamese girl . She didn't make it through the night, but up till then, it was kind of fun.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
tonsil
tonsils
NOUN
NNS
advmod
out
out
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
share
shared
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
room
room
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
Vietnamese
Vietnamese
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
through
through
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
advmod
up
up
ADV
RB
case
till
till
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
conj
Number=Sing
fun
fun
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP guess) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG having) (NP (DT a) (NN slumber) (NN party))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, well, I guess we're having a slumber party.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
guess
guess
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
slumber
slumber
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN Pillow) (NN fight) (. .)))
Amy
Pillow fight.
compound
Number=Sing
pillow
Pillow
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
fight
fight
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
So, anyway, to make a long story short turns out I have an unusually firm cervix. You know, heh, Amy, when we say girl talk it doesn't just have to be about our lady parts. Shame . 'Cause I have a real zinger about my titled uterus. Penny, your nails look great. Oh, thanks . I found this place in Alhambra . It's in a woman's basement. A colleague of mine did her graduate thesis on the fungus that grows on improperly sterilized manicure implements . Well don't tell me that's not " girl talk . " So where should we go tonight? A bar? A club? A movie? Or we could just stay here. Yes, and continue to bond . I have a feeling that after tonight, one of you will become my best friend forever . Or BFF, if you prefer . Which I don't. All right, time to open Bachelor Number Two. Gee, I don't know if I should drink more . I have to drive home . And I've got enough trouble seeing over the dashboard as it is. That's okay . You can just sleep here. Oh, good, a slumber party . We'll do makeovers, initiate phony phone calls and have spirited pillow fights in our frilly nighties. Oh, gosh, Amy . I don't know if I would call this an actual slumber party. Well, that's disappointing . I've always wanted to be invited to a slumber party. Oh, you never were? Not even when you were a kid? Well, there was the time I had my tonsils out, and I shared a room with a little Vietnamese girl . She didn't make it through the night, but up till then, it was kind of fun. Okay, well, I guess we're having a slumber party. Pillow fight.