(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (NNS guys)) (. .)))
Leonard
Hey, guys.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hey) (. .)))
Howard
Hey.
root
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hey) (. .)))
Raj
Hey.
root
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (DT All) (RB right)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB bow) (PP (IN to) (NP (JJ social) (NN pressure))))) (: :)))
Sheldon
All right, I'll bow to social pressure:
reparandum
all
All
DET
DT
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
bow
bow
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
social
social
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
pressure
pressure
NOUN
NN
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Excuse) (NP (PRP me)))) (. .) (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN girlfriend)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Bernadette) (. .))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD assigned) (NP (PRP her)) (NP (NP (PRP$ her) (JJ own) (NN ringtone--)) (`` ") (NP (NNP Bernadette)) (, ,) ('' ")) (PP (IN by) (NP (DT The) (NNP Four) (NNPS Tops) (. .))) (INTJ (UH Hello)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Bernadette))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Excuse me . That's my girlfriend, Bernadette . I assigned her her own ringtone-- " Bernadette, " by The Four Tops . Hello, Bernadette.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
excuse
Excuse
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
parataxis
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
assign
assigned
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
own
own
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
ringtone--
ringtone--
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
appos
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
case
by
by
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
four
Four
NUM
NNP
obl
Number=Plur
Top
Tops
PROPN
NNPS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
hello
Hello
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP call) (NP (PRP him))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN phone)) (VP (VBZ plays) (NP (`` ") (NP (NNP Brown) (NNP Eyed) (NNP Girl)) (. .) ('' ") (SBAR (WHNP (WDT Which)) (, ,) (S (ADVP (RB now) (SBAR (WHNP (IN that)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it))))))) (, ,) (VP (VBZ is) (RB not) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ good))))))) (. .)))
Raj
When I call him, his phone plays " Brown Eyed Girl . " Which, now that I think about it, is not so good.
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
call
call
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
phone
phone
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
play
plays
VERB
VBZ
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
amod
Degree=Pos
Brown
Brown
ADJ
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
Eyed
Eyed
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
Girl
Girl
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
Which
PRON
WDT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP realize) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG rubbing) (NP (PRP$ our) (NNS noses)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN fact) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ has) (NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend))))))))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't))) (. .)))
Leonard
You realize he's just rubbing our noses in the fact that he has a girlfriend, and we don't.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
realize
realize
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
rub
rubbing
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
nose
noses
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
fact
fact
NOUN
NN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
acl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't))) (. .)))
Rai
You mean, you don't.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend)) (. ?) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (MD could) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend)))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB speak) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNS women)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
You have a girlfriend? How could you have a girlfriend? You can't even speak to women.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
speak
speak
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
woman
women
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (CD Two) (HYPH words--) (JJ deaf) (NN chick) (. .)) (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB matter) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB talk) (, ,) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB hear) (NP (PRP me)))))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Two words-- deaf chick . It doesn't matter if I can't talk, because she can't hear me.
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
Two
NUM
CD
punct
wordsi-
words--
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Pos
deaf
deaf
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
chick
chick
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
matter
matter
VERB
VB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
hear
hear
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Leonard
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD said))))) (. .)))
Raj
That's what she said.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADJP (JJ Great) (. .)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend))))) (, ,) (S (NP (NNP Howard) (VBZ 's)) (VP (VBN got) (NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend)))) (, ,) (S (NP (NNP Sheldon) (VBZ 's)) (VP (VBN got) (NP (DT a) (NN girl)))) (. ...)))
Leonard
Great . You have a girlfriend, Howard's got a girlfriend, Sheldon's got a girl ...
root
Degree=Pos
great
Great
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no) (. !))))
Sheldon
No, no, no, no!
root
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (NN friend)))) (. .)))
Leonard
who's a friend.
nsubj
PronType=Int
who
who
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Thank you.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (WHNP (WP What)) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP you))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Stuart)) (. ?) (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend)) (ADVP (RB yet))) (. ?)))
Leonard
What about you, Stuart? You have a girlfriend yet?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Stuart
Stuart
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
advmod
yet
yet
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah) (. .) (UH Yeah) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD met) (NP (PRP her)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NP (NNP Comic) (HYPH -) (NNP Con)) (, ,) (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (CD one) (NN place)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN world)))) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (S (VP (VBG saying) (S (`` ") (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP own) (NP (DT a) (JJ comic) (NN bookstore))) ('' ")))) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT an) (JJ actual) (NN pickup) (NN line))))))))) (. .)))
Stuart
Oh, yeah . Yeah . I met her at Comic - Con, the one place in the world where saying " I own a comic bookstore " is an actual pickup line.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
meet
met
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
case
at
at
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Comic
Comic
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obl
Number=Sing
Con
Con
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
appos
Number=Sing
place
place
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
world
world
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
acl
VerbForm=Ger
say
saying
VERB
VBG
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
own
own
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
comic
comic
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
bookstore
bookstore
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
actual
actual
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
pickup
pickup
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
line
line
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ good) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you)))) (. .)))
Leonard
Well, good for you.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Not) (RB really)) (. .) (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ horrible))) (. .) (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ wants) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB have) (NP (NN sex)))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VP (VBZ puts) (PRT (IN on)) (NP (PRP$ her) (NML (CC plus) (HYPH -) (NN size)) (NML (NNP Wonder) (NN Woman)) (NN costume))) (CC and) (VP (VBZ shouts) (, ,) (`` ") (SBARQ (WHNP (WP Who)) (SQ (VP (VBZ wants) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB take) (NP (DT a) (NN ride)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ invisible) (NN plane)))))))))))) (. ?) ('' ")))
Stuart
Not really . She's horrible . When she wants to have sex, she puts on her plus - size Wonder Woman costume and shouts, " Who wants to take a ride in my invisible plane? "
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
horrible
horrible
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
wants
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
put
puts
VERB
VBZ
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
amod
plus
plus
CCONJ
CC
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
size
size
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
wonder
Wonder
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
woman
Woman
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
costume
costume
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
shout
shouts
VERB
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
PronType=Int
who
Who
PRON
WP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
wants
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
ride
ride
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
invisible
invisible
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
plane
plane
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP do) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB break) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP her))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Why don't you just break up with her?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
break
break
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't)) (. .)))
Stuart
No, no, I can't.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (RB not) (. ?)))
Leonard
Why not?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
root
not
not
PART
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (UH 'Cause))) (ADVP (RB then)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ alone)) (, ,) (PP (IN like) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .)))
Stuart
'Cause then I'd be alone, like you.
discourse
'cause
'Cause
INTJ
UH
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Degree=Pos
alone
alone
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
like
like
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NN Dude)) (, ,) (WHADVP (WRB why)) (SQ (VBP do) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB invoke) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN girlfriend) (NN pact)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNP Wolowitz))))) (. ?)))
Raj
Dude, why don't you just invoke your girlfriend pact with Wolowitz?
vocative
Number=Sing
dude
Dude
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
invoke
invoke
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
pact
pact
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Wolowitz
Wolowitz
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN Because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB need) (S (NP (PRP$ his) (NN girlfriend)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB set) (NP (PRP me)) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ her) (NNS girlfriends)))))))))))) (. .) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (RB perfectly) (JJ capable) (PP (IN of) (S (VP (VBG finding) (NP (DT a) (NN girl)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ own)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Because I don't need his girlfriend to set me up with one of her girlfriends . I'm perfectly capable of finding a girl on my own.
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
need
need
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
set
set
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Plur
girlfriend
girlfriends
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
perfectly
perfectly
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
capable
capable
ADJ
JJ
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
find
finding
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Degree=Pos
own
own
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP remind) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ funny) (JJ old) (NN story)) (PP (IN about) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN man)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ walks) (PP (IN into) (NP (NP (DT a) (NNS women) (POS 's)) (JJ correctional) (NN institution))) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN stack)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN paperwork)))) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (MD will) (VP (VB allow) (S (NP (DT the) (JJ female) (NNS convicts)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (ADJP (JJ free))))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Oh, Leonard, you remind me of the funny old story about a man who walks into a women's correctional institution with a stack of paperwork that will allow the female convicts to go free.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
remind
remind
VERB
VBP
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
funny
funny
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
old
old
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
story
story
NOUN
NN
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
walk
walks
VERB
VBZ
case
into
into
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Plur
woman
women
NOUN
NNS
case
's
's
PART
POS
amod
Degree=Pos
correctional
correctional
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
institution
institution
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
stack
stack
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
paperwork
paperwork
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
allow
allow
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
female
female
ADJ
JJ
iobj
Number=Plur
convict
convicts
NOUN
NNS
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
free
free
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG saying) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (RB n't) (VP (VB get) (VP (VBN laid) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT a) (NNS women) (POS 's)) (NN prison))) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN handful)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS pardons)))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
You're saying I couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a handful of pardons.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
say
saying
VERB
VBG
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
AUX
VB
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
lay
laid
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Plur
woman
women
NOUN
NNS
case
's
's
PART
POS
obl
Number=Sing
prison
prison
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
handful
handful
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
pardon
pardons
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (VP (TO to) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB tell) (NP (DT the) (NN story)))))) (CC or) (RB not)))) (. ?)))
Raj
Are you going to let me tell the story or not?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
iobj
Number=Sing
story
story
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
not
not
PART
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
Hey, guys. Hey. Hey. All right, I'll bow to social pressure: Excuse me . That's my girlfriend, Bernadette . I assigned her her own ringtone-- " Bernadette, " by The Four Tops . Hello, Bernadette. When I call him, his phone plays " Brown Eyed Girl . " Which, now that I think about it, is not so good. You realize he's just rubbing our noses in the fact that he has a girlfriend, and we don't. You mean, you don't. You have a girlfriend? How could you have a girlfriend? You can't even speak to women. Two words-- deaf chick . It doesn't matter if I can't talk, because she can't hear me. What? That's what she said. Great . You have a girlfriend, Howard's got a girlfriend, Sheldon's got a girl ... No, no, no, no! who's a friend. Thank you. What about you, Stuart? You have a girlfriend yet? Oh, yeah . Yeah . I met her at Comic - Con, the one place in the world where saying " I own a comic bookstore " is an actual pickup line. Well, good for you. Not really . She's horrible . When she wants to have sex, she puts on her plus - size Wonder Woman costume and shouts, " Who wants to take a ride in my invisible plane? " Why don't you just break up with her? No, no, I can't. Why not? 'Cause then I'd be alone, like you. Dude, why don't you just invoke your girlfriend pact with Wolowitz? Because I don't need his girlfriend to set me up with one of her girlfriends . I'm perfectly capable of finding a girl on my own. Oh, Leonard, you remind me of the funny old story about a man who walks into a women's correctional institution with a stack of paperwork that will allow the female convicts to go free. You're saying I couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a handful of pardons. Are you going to let me tell the story or not?