(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Ah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ okay))) (. .)))
Penny
Ah, it's okay.
discourse
ah
Ah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
okay
okay
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNP Penny) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Penny?
root
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Would) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN opened) (NP (DT the) (NN door)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD knew) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (PRP me)))))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Would you have opened the door if you knew it was me?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
Would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
open
opened
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
door
door
NOUN
NN
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
know
knew
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
ccomp
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (RB Not) (IN since) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD found) (PRT (RP out)) (NP (DT the) (NN teddy) (NN bear))))) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD gave) (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (DT a) (NN webcam)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP it))))) (. .)))
Penny
Not since I found out the teddy bear you gave me had a webcam in it.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
mark
since
since
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
find
found
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
teddy
teddy
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
bear
bear
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
give
gave
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
webcam
webcam
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (NN question))) (. .) (SQ (VBZ Does) (NP (NNP Bernadette)) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP me))))) (. ?)))
Howard
I just have a question . Does Bernadette ever talk about me?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
question
question
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Does
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB absolutely)) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, absolutely.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
absolutely
absolutely
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ does)) (. ?)))
Howard
She does?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
VERB
VBZ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (S (ADJP (JJ sure)) (. .) (NP (RB Just) (NN yesterday))) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD asked) (, ,) (SBARQ (`` ") (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBZ is) (NP (NNP Howard)) (VP (VBG hiding) (PP (IN under) (NP (DT the) (NN table))))) (. ?))) ('' ")))
Penny
Yeah, sure . Just yesterday, she asked, " Why is Howard hiding under the table? "
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
yesterday
yesterday
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
ask
asked
VERB
VBD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
hide
hiding
VERB
VBG
case
under
under
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
table
table
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBD saw) (NP (NP (DT that)) (, ,) (FRAG (INTJ (UH huh))))) (. ?)))
Howard
She saw that, huh?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
see
saw
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
huh
huh
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (RB not) (PP (IN at) (NP (JJ first) (. .))) (ADVP (RB Right) (IN after) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD pointed) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP out))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, no, not at first . Right after I pointed it out.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
first
first
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
right
Right
ADV
RB
mark
after
after
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
point
pointed
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VP (VB Let) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB ask) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NP (NN something) (JJ else)) (. .))))) (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBG seeing) (NP (NN anybody)))) (. ?)))
Howard
Let me ask you something else . Is she seeing anybody?
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
Let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
ask
ask
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
else
else
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
see
seeing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anybody
anybody
PRON
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (RB not) (SBAR (WHNP (IN that)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (PP (IN of))))) (. .) (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN while) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN subject)))))) (, ,) (WHADVP (WRB why)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NNS guys)) (VP (VB break) (PRT (RP up)) (ADVP (RB anyway)))) (. ?)))
Penny
Oh, not that I know of . Hey, while we're on the subject, why did you guys break up anyway?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
case
of
of
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
advcl
Number=Sing
subject
subject
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
compound
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
break
break
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
advmod
anyway
anyway
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (ADVP (RB rather)) (RB not) (VP (VB say))) (. .)))
Howard
Oh, I'd rather not say.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
advmod
rather
rather
ADV
RB
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Howard)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP want) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN help))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN got) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (VBD happened))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Howard, if you want my help, I've got to know what happened.
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
help
help
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
happen
happened
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC But) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ embarrassing))) (. ...)))
Howard
But it's embarrassing ...
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
embarrassing
embarrassing
ADJ
JJ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG counting) (PP (IN on) (NP (. .) (NN Spill)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Yeah, that's what I'm counting on . Spill.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
reparandum
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
count
counting
VERB
VBG
obl
on
on
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
Number=Sing
spill
Spill
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (LST (UH Okay) (. .) (WHADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know) (NP (NP (NNP World)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Warcraft))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Okay . Well, you know World of Warcraft?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
World
World
PROPN
NNP
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Warcraft
Warcraft
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Um)) (, ,) (NP (DT the) (JJ online) (NN game)) (. ?)))
Penny
Um, the online game?
discourse
um
Um
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
online
online
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
game
game
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (VBD did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS characters)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN game)))) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB have) (NP (NN sex)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT each) (JJ other)))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Well, did you know that the characters in the game can have sex with each other?
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
character
characters
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
game
game
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
ExtPos=PRON|PronType=Rcp
each
each
DET
DT
fixed
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP God) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP see) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG going))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, God . I think I see where this is going.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
see
see
VERB
VBP
advmod
PronType=Int
where
where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP$ Her) (NN name)) (VP (VBD was) (S (NP (NP (NNP Glissinda) (DT the) (NNP Troll) (. .) (NNP Bernadette))) (VP (VBD walked) (PRT (RB in)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP me))) (SBAR (IN while) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD were) (VP (VBG doing) (NP (DT the) (NN cyber) (HYPH -) (JJ nasty)) (PP (IN under) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNP Bridge)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNPS Souls)))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Her name was Glissinda the Troll . Bernadette walked in on me while we were doing the cyber - nasty under the Bridge of Souls.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
Her
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
name
name
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Number=Sing
Glissinda
Glissinda
PROPN
NNP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
appos
Number=Sing
Troll
Troll
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
walk
walked
VERB
VBD
advmod
in
in
ADV
RB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
cyber
cyber
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obj
Degree=Pos
nasty
nasty
ADJ
JJ
case
under
under
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
Bridge
Bridge
PROPN
NNP
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
Souls
Souls
PROPN
NNPS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ right)))) (. .) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ embarrassing)))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, you're right . That is so embarrassing.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
embarrassing
embarrassing
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Would) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP her)))) (. ?)))
Howard
Would you talk to her?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
Would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NP (NNP Bernadette)) (CC or) (NP (DT the) (NN troll))) (. ?) (NP (NNP Bernadette)) (. .)))
Penny
Bernadette or the troll? Bernadette.
root
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
troll
troll
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
vocative
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (LST (NNP Bernadette) (. .)) (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ mad) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP me)))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD would) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB listen) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN side)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN story)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Bernadette . She was so mad at me, she wouldn't even listen to my side of the story.
vocative
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
mad
mad
ADJ
JJ
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
listen
listen
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
side
side
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
story
story
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VBD was) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN side))) (. ?)))
Penny
Well, what was your side?
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
side
side
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (DT all)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP know)))))) (, ,) (NP (NP (NNP Glissinda)) (NP (DT the) (NNP Troll))) (VP (VBD was) (RB n't) (NP (NP (RB even) (DT a) (JJ real) (NN woman) (. .)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB 've) (VP (VBN been) (NP (NP (DT a) (ADJP (NP (CD 50) (HYPH -) (NN year)) (HYPH -) (JJ old)) (NN truck) (NN driver)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP New) (NNP Jersey))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Well, for all we know, Glissinda the Troll wasn't even a real woman . I mean, she could've been a 50 - year - old truck driver in New Jersey.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
all
all
DET
DT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Glissinda
Glissinda
PROPN
NNP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
appos
Number=Sing
Troll
Troll
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
've
AUX
VB
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
50
50
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
year
year
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Pos
old
old
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
truck
truck
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
driver
driver
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Degree=Pos
New
New
ADJ
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Jersey
Jersey
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (RB Really) (. ?) (CC And) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (PRP her)) (VP (VB feel) (ADJP (JJR better)))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Really? And that didn't make her feel better?
advmod
really
Really
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
feel
feel
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Cmp
good
better
ADJ
JJR
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Will) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP her))) (, ,) (S (VP (VB see) (SBAR (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT any) (NN chance)) (ADVP (IN at) (DT all))))) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB get) (ADVP (RB back) (RB together))))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Will you talk to her, see if there's any chance at all we could get back together?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
Will
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
any
any
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
chance
chance
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod
all
all
DET
DT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
advmod
together
together
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH gee)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Howard)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN middle)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT this)))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, gee, Howard, I really don't want to get in the middle of this.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
gee
gee
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
middle
middle
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (LST (UH No) (. .)) (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP you)) (. ?) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (NP (RB just) (DT another) (JJ lonely) (NN nerd)) (, ,) (S (VP (VP (VBG living) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN mother)))) (, ,) (VP (VBG trying) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB find) (NP (NP (NP (DT any) (NN scrap)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN happiness)))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (MD can)))))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,) (S (ADVP (RB maybe)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (NN fact) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP$ his) (NN dad)) (VP (VBD left) (NP (PRP him)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (CD 11))))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
No . Why would you? I'm just another lonely nerd, living with his mother, trying to find any scrap of happiness he can . You know, maybe to make up for the fact that his dad left him when he was 11.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
parataxis
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
det
another
another
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
lonely
lonely
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
nerd
nerd
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
acl
VerbForm=Ger
live
living
VERB
VBG
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
try
trying
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
det
any
any
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
scrap
scrap
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
happiness
happiness
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
maybe
maybe
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
fact
fact
NOUN
NN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
dad
dad
NOUN
NN
acl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
leave
left
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
11
11
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB think) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it))))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, I will think about it.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VBN blamed) (NP (PRP myself)) (PP (IN for) (S (NP (PRP him)) (VP (VBG leaving))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (RB n't) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN son)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD wanted))))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
You know, I've always blamed myself for him leaving . I always thought it was because I wasn't the son he wanted.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
blame
blamed
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
myself
myself
PRON
PRP
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
leave
leaving
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
son
son
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
want
wanted
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD said) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB think) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Yeah, I said I'd think about it.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (RB n't) (ADJP (JJ athletic)))) (, ,) (S (INTJ (UH yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (NN kind) (IN of)) (ADVP (RB sickly)))) (. ...)))
Howard
I wasn't athletic, yeah, I was kind of sickly ...
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
athletic
athletic
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
parataxis
sickly
sickly
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (S (NP (UH fine) (. .)) (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (S (VP (VB look))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG calling) (NP (PRP her)) (ADVP (RB now))))) (. !) (VP (VB See)) (. ?)))
Penny
Okay, fine . Look, look, I'm calling her now! See?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
fine
fine
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
call
calling
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
see
See
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Howard
Thank you.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Ah, it's okay. Penny? Would you have opened the door if you knew it was me? Not since I found out the teddy bear you gave me had a webcam in it. I just have a question . Does Bernadette ever talk about me? Oh, absolutely. She does? Yeah, sure . Just yesterday, she asked, " Why is Howard hiding under the table? " She saw that, huh? Oh, no, not at first . Right after I pointed it out. Let me ask you something else . Is she seeing anybody? Oh, not that I know of . Hey, while we're on the subject, why did you guys break up anyway? Oh, I'd rather not say. Howard, if you want my help, I've got to know what happened. But it's embarrassing ... Yeah, that's what I'm counting on . Spill. Okay . Well, you know World of Warcraft? Um, the online game? Well, did you know that the characters in the game can have sex with each other? Oh, God . I think I see where this is going. Her name was Glissinda the Troll . Bernadette walked in on me while we were doing the cyber - nasty under the Bridge of Souls. Oh, you're right . That is so embarrassing. Would you talk to her? Bernadette or the troll? Bernadette. Bernadette . She was so mad at me, she wouldn't even listen to my side of the story. Well, what was your side? Well, for all we know, Glissinda the Troll wasn't even a real woman . I mean, she could've been a 50 - year - old truck driver in New Jersey. Really? And that didn't make her feel better? Will you talk to her, see if there's any chance at all we could get back together? Oh, gee, Howard, I really don't want to get in the middle of this. No . Why would you? I'm just another lonely nerd, living with his mother, trying to find any scrap of happiness he can . You know, maybe to make up for the fact that his dad left him when he was 11. Okay, I will think about it. You know, I've always blamed myself for him leaving . I always thought it was because I wasn't the son he wanted. Yeah, I said I'd think about it. I wasn't athletic, yeah, I was kind of sickly ... Okay, fine . Look, look, I'm calling her now! See? Thank you.