(ROOT (S (CC But) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB actually)) (VP (VB test) (NP (DT this) (NN theory)))) (. .) (SBAR (IN Because) (S (NP (NP (NN today) (POS 's)) (NN particle) (NNS accelerators)) (VP (VBP are) (ADJP (ADVP (RB nowhere) (RB near)) (JJ powerful) (RB enough) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB simulate) (NP (DT these) (NNS conditions))))))))) (. .)))
David
But you can't actually test this theory . Because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
test
test
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
theory
theory
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
today
today
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
compound
Number=Sing
particle
particle
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
accelerator
accelerators
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advcl
nowhere
nowhere
ADV
RB
advmod
near
near
ADV
RB
advcl
Degree=Pos
powerful
powerful
ADJ
JJ
advmod
enough
enough
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
simulate
simulate
VERB
VB
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
this
these
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
condition
conditions
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (DT All) (JJ right)) (. .) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (NN question)) (ADVP (RB then))) (. .)))
Phoebe Buffay
All right . I have a question then.
det
all
All
DET
DT
discourse
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
question
question
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yeah) (. ?)))
David
Yeah?
root
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBD Were) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG planning) (PP (IN on) (S (VP (VBG kissing) (NP (PRP me)) (ADVP (RB ever)))))) (. ?)))
Phoebe Buffay
Were you planning on kissing me ever?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
Were
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
plan
planning
VERB
VBG
mark
on
on
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
kiss
kissing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB definitely)) (NP (DT a) (JJ valid) (NN question)))) (CC and) (S (NP (DT the) (NN answer)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (NP (UH yes) (. .) (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was))))))) (. .) (CC But) (S (VP (VB see))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD wanted) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (DT this) (JJ phenomenal) (NN kiss)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBD happened) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT this) (JJ phenomenal) (NN moment))))))) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP you))))))))) (. .)))
David
That's definitely a valid question and the answer would be yes . Yes, I was . But see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment because it's you.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
definitely
definitely
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
valid
valid
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
question
question
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
answer
answer
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
conj
yes
yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
see
see
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
want
wanted
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
phenomenal
phenomenal
ADJ
JJ
xcomp
Number=Sing
kiss
kiss
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
happen
happened
VERB
VBD
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
phenomenal
phenomenal
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
moment
moment
NOUN
NN
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Sure) (. .)))
Phoebe Buffay
Sure.
root
Degree=Pos
sure
Sure
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADJP (JJ Right) (. .)) (CC But) (ADJP (NP (DT the) (RBR longer)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD waited))))) (, ,) (ADJP (ADVP (DT the) (RBR more) (JJ phenomenal)) (SBAR (S (NP (DT the) (NN kiss)) (VP (VBD had) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be))))))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (ADVP (RB now)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBN got) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT those) (NNS things)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBP sweep) (NP (NN everything)) (PP (IN off) (NP (DT the) (NN table)))) (CC and) (VP (VBP throw) (NP (PRP you)) (PRT (RP down)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP it)))))))))))))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADVP (RB really)) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ sweeping) (NN sort)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN fella)))))) (. .)))
David
Right . But the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be . And now, it's just got to be one of those things where I sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it . And I'm not really a sweeping sort of fella.
discourse
Degree=Pos
right
Right
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
advmod
Degree=Cmp
long
longer
ADV
RBR
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
wait
waited
VERB
VBD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
root
Degree=Pos
phenomenal
phenomenal
ADJ
JJ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
kiss
kiss
NOUN
NN
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
get
got
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
those
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
advmod
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sweep
sweep
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
everything
PRON
NN
case
off
off
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
table
table
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
throw
throw
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
sweeping
sweeping
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
sort
sort
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
fella
fella
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP David)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ sweeping) (NN sort)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN fella))))))))) (PRN (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN sweeper)) (VP (VBN trapped) (PP (IN inside) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN physicist) (POS 's)) (NN body)))))) (. .)))
Phoebe Buffay
David, I think you are a sweeping sort of fella . I mean, you're a sweeper trapped inside a physicist's body.
vocative
Number=Sing
David
David
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
sweeping
sweeping
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
sort
sort
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
fella
fella
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
sweeper
sweeper
NOUN
NN
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
trap
trapped
VERB
VBN
case
inside
inside
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
physicist
physicist
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
obl
Number=Sing
body
body
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB Rrrreally) (. .)))
David
Rrrreally.
root
rrrreally
Rrrreally
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sure) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP it)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD should) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB do) (NP (PRP it)) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Just)) (VP (VB sweep) (CC and) (VB throw) (NP (PRP me))))))) (. .)))
Phoebe Buffay
I'm sure of it . You should just do it . Just sweep and throw me.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
sweep
sweep
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
throw
throw
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (RB Now) (. ?) (RB Now) (. ?)))
David
Now? Now?
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
root
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (RB Now)) (. ?) (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB right) (RB now)) (. .) (ADVP (RB Just)) (. ....)))
Phoebe Buffay
Now? Yeah, right now . Just ....
root
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
punct
....
....
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH Okay) (. .) (UH Okay) (. .)) (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP what)) (. ?) (S (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (RB really) (JJ expensive)))) (. .) (S (CC And) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT a) (NN gift))))))) (. .)))
David
Okay . Okay . You know what? This is really expensive . And this was a gift.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
expensive
expensive
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
gift
gift
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG tidying) (PRT (RP up)))) (. .)))
Phoebe Buffay
Now you're just tidying up.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
tidy
tidying
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP want) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (TO to) (ADVP (RB actually)) (VP (VB throw) (NP (PRP you)))))) (, ...) (. ?)))
David
You want me to actually throw you ...?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
throw
throw
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB hop))) (. .)))
Phoebe Buffay
I can hop.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
hop
hop
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
But you can't actually test this theory . Because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions. All right . I have a question then. Yeah? Were you planning on kissing me ever? That's definitely a valid question and the answer would be yes . Yes, I was . But see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment because it's you. Sure. Right . But the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be . And now, it's just got to be one of those things where I sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it . And I'm not really a sweeping sort of fella. David, I think you are a sweeping sort of fella . I mean, you're a sweeper trapped inside a physicist's body. Rrrreally. I'm sure of it . You should just do it . Just sweep and throw me. Now? Now? Now? Yeah, right now . Just .... Okay . Okay . You know what? This is really expensive . And this was a gift. Now you're just tidying up. You want me to actually throw you ...? I can hop.