(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (CC and) (ADVP (RB here)) (VP (VBZ 's)) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN picture)) (PP (IN of) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VBG receiving) (NP (PRP$ my) (NML (NML (NN bachelor)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN science)))) (NN degree)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, and here's a picture of me receiving my bachelor of science degree.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
root
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
picture
picture
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
acl
VerbForm=Ger
receive
receiving
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
bachelor
bachelor
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
science
science
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
degree
degree
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB look) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ happy)))) (. .)))
Dr Hofstadter
You don't look very happy.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBN begun) (NP (NN puberty)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (RB figuratively) (CC and) (RB literally)) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ hairiest) (NNS moments)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN life)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, I had just begun puberty . It was figuratively and literally one of the hairiest moments of my life.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
AUX
VBD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
begin
begun
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Sing
puberty
puberty
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
figuratively
figuratively
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
literally
literally
ADV
RB
parataxis
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
hairy
hairiest
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
moment
moments
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Shelly)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB not) (VP (VB like) (NP (NN change)))) (. .)))
Mrs Cooper
Shelly does not like change.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Shelly
Shelly
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
change
change
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ true) (. .)) (CC But) (NP (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NN clenching)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN world)))) (VP (MD will) (RB not) (VP (VB keep) (NP (NNS testicles)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN abdomen))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, true . But all the clenching in the world will not keep testicles in your abdomen.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Pos
true
true
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
clenching
clenching
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
world
world
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
keep
keep
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
testicle
testicles
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
abdomen
abdomen
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (S (ADJP (UH sorry))) (, ,) (VP (VBD got) (VP (VBN caught) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NN work))))) (. .) (INTJ (UH Hi)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Beverly)) (. !)))
Penny
Hey, sorry, got caught up at work . Hi, Beverly!
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
sorry
sorry
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
catch
caught
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Beverly
Beverly
PROPN
NNP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH okay)) (. .)))
Dr Hofstadter
Oh, okay.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
okay
okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Sorry)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD forgot)) (. .)))
Penny
Sorry, I forgot.
discourse
sorry
Sorry
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
forget
forgot
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP remember) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mother))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You remember my mother.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
remember
remember
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yes) (. .)) (INTJ (UH Hi)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Mary)) (. !)))
Penny
Oh, yes . Hi, Mary!
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yes
yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
Mary
Mary
PROPN
NNP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Good)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB see) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB again)) (, ,) (ADVP (JJ dear))))) (. .)))
Mrs Cooper
Good to see you again, dear.
root
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Degree=Pos
dear
dear
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Ah)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB now)) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG talking) (PP (IN about))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Ah, yeah, now that's what I'm talking about.
discourse
ah
Ah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
talk
talking
VERB
VBG
obl
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH So)) (, ,) (NP (NN Mom)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (RB n't) (VP (VBN seen) (NP (NNP Penny)) (SBAR (IN since) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD got) (ADJP (VBN engaged))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
So, Mom, you haven't seen Penny since we got engaged.
discourse
so
So
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
mom
Mom
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
see
seen
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
mark
since
since
SCONJ
IN
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
AUX
VBD
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
engage
engaged
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (, ,) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB show) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (DT the) (NN ring))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, yeah, let me show you the ring.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
show
show
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
ring
ring
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (JJ lovely) (. .)) (VP (MD Must) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN been) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ expensive))))) (. .)))
Dr Hofstadter
Oh, lovely . Must have been very expensive.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Degree=Pos
lovely
lovely
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
must
Must
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
expensive
expensive
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (PP (RB not) (ADVP (IN at) (DT all))) (. .) (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ,) (VP (VBD found) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN place)) (ADVP (RB online))) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ,) (VP (VBZ repurposes) (NP (NML (NN diamond) (NN drill)) (NNS bits)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, no, not at all . No, we, uh, found a place online that, uh, repurposes diamond drill bits.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
all
all
DET
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
find
found
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
place
place
NOUN
NN
advmod
online
online
ADV
RB
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
repurpose
repurposes
VERB
VBZ
compound
Number=Sing
diamond
diamond
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
drill
drill
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
bit
bits
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBD did) (RB not))) (. .) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ true)))) (. .) (SQ (MD Can) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB speak) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB alone)))) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (JJ second))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
We did not . That's not true . Can I speak to you alone for a second?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
reparandum
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
true
true
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
speak
speak
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
alone
alone
ADV
RB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
second
second
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ sure)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, sure.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD came) (PP (IN from) (NP (NNP Tiffany) (POS 's)))) (. .)))
Leonard
It came from Tiffany's.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
come
came
VERB
VBD
case
from
from
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Tiffany
Tiffany
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP mean) (NP (DT the) (NN box)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ right))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
You mean the box, right?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
box
box
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Keep) (VP (VBG walking))) (. !)))
Leonard
Keep walking!
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
keep
Keep
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
walk
walking
VERB
VBG
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SINV (ADVP (RB Really)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB matter) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me))) (SBAR (WHNP (WRB how) (JJ much)) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD spent) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN ring)))))))) (. .) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think)) (. .)))
Penny
Really doesn't matter to me how much he spent on the ring . I think.
advmod
really
Really
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
matter
matter
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
advmod
Degree=Pos
much
much
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
spend
spent
VERB
VBD
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
ring
ring
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBD Did) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB misspeak) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT the) (NN ring)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Did I misspeak about the ring?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
Did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
misspeak
misspeak
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
ring
ring
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB get) (ADVP (RB back)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT that)))))) (. .) (CC But) (, ,) (S (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ,) (PP (ADVP (RB even)) (IN with) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mother)) (ADVP (RB here)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP are) (ADVP (RB deliberately)) (VP (VBG hogging) (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NN attention)) (PP (IN from) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mom)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT those) (NML (NN elephant) (NN seal)) (NNS pups)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ steals) (NP (DT the) (NN milk)) (PP (IN from) (NP (CD two) (NNS mothers)))))))))))) (. !)))
Leonard
Yes, and we'll get back to that . But, uh, even with your mother here, you are deliberately hogging all the attention from my mom . You're like one of those elephant seal pups that steals the milk from two mothers!
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
deliberately
deliberately
ADV
RB
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
hog
hogging
VERB
VBG
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
attention
attention
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
mom
mom
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
parataxis
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
those
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
elephant
elephant
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
seal
seal
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Plur
pup
pups
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
steal
steals
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
milk
milk
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
obl
Number=Plur
mother
mothers
NOUN
NNS
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB mean) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (NN marine) (NNS biologists)) (VP (VBP refer) (PP (IN to)) (PP (IN as) (NP (`` ") (RB super) (NN weaning) ('' "))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Do you mean what marine biologists refer to as " super weaning "?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
obl
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
compound
Number=Sing
marine
marine
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
biologist
biologists
NOUN
NNS
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
refer
refer
VERB
VBP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
case
as
as
ADP
IN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
advmod
super
super
ADV
RB
obl
Number=Sing
weaning
weaning
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (DT a) (JJ super) (NN weaner))) (. !)))
Leonard
Yes, you are a super weaner!
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
super
super
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
weaner
weaner
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB now)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB correct) (NP (PRP you)))))) (. .) (S (WHNP (DT A) (, -) (IN As) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN bit)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT an) (NML (NN elephant) (NN seal)) (NN buff))))) (, ,) (NP (DT the) (ADJP (RBR more) (JJ accurate)) (NN comparison)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (CD two) (NN mother) (NNS seals)) (ADVP (RB actively)) (VP (VBP seek) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB nourish) (NP (DT the) (JJ same) (NN pup))))))))))) (. .) (RB So) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP believe) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN term)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG looking) (PP (IN for))))))) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT a) (JJ double) (NN mother) (NN suckler))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, now I have to correct you . A - As a bit of an elephant seal buff, the more accurate comparison would be when two mother seals actively seek to nourish the same pup . So I believe the term you're looking for is a double mother suckler.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
correct
correct
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
case
as
As
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
bit
bit
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
elephant
elephant
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
seal
seal
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
buff
buff
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
amod
Degree=Pos
accurate
accurate
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
comparison
comparison
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
compound
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
seal
seals
NOUN
NNS
advmod
actively
actively
ADV
RB
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
seek
seek
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
nourish
nourish
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
same
same
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
pup
pup
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
believe
believe
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
term
term
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
look
looking
VERB
VBG
obl
for
for
ADP
IN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
double
double
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Number=Sing
suckler
suckler
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ right)))) (. .) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN term)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG looking) (PP (IN for))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ dirty) (JJ double) (NN mother)) (ADJP (JJ suckler))))) (. !)))
Leonard
Yeah, you're right . That is the term I'm looking for . You are a dirty double mother suckler!
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
term
term
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
look
looking
VERB
VBG
obl
for
for
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
dirty
dirty
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
double
double
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Degree=Pos
suckler
suckler
ADJ
JJ
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (ADVP (ADVP (RB now)) (IN that) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN terminology)) (VP (VBN straightened) (PRT (RP out))))))) (. .) (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBP dare) (NP (PRP you))) (. !)))
Sheldon
Okay, well, now that we have the terminology straightened out . How dare you!
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
terminology
terminology
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
straighten
straightened
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
dare
dare
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN rush))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB set) (NP (DT a) (NN date)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (DT the) (NN time)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ right)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
We're not in a rush . We'll set a date when the time is right.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
rush
rush
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
set
set
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
date
date
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB matter) (, ,) (NP (NN sweetie) (. .)) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT The) (NN moment)) (SBAR (S (NP (DT a) (NN man)) (VP (VBZ lays) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (NN woman))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBN married) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS eyes)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NNP Lord))))))))))) (. .)))
Mrs Cooper
It doesn't matter, sweetie . The moment a man lays with a woman, they are married in the eyes of the Lord.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
matter
matter
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
sweetie
sweetie
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
moment
moment
NOUN
NN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
lay
lays
VERB
VBZ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
marry
married
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
eye
eyes
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
Lord
Lord
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (UH Uch) (. .)))
Dr Hofstadter
Uch.
root
uch
Uch
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH Uch) (. .) (`` ") (UH Uch) ('' ") (. ?)) (NP (DT The) (NN bible)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (`` ") (UH uch) ('' ")) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP you)))) (. ?)))
Mrs Cooper
Uch . " Uch "? The bible is " uch " to you?
discourse
uch
Uch
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
dislocated
uch
Uch
INTJ
UH
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
bible
bible
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
root
uch
uch
INTJ
UH
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry)))) (. .) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ inappropriate)) (. .) (PP (IN As) (NP (DT a) (NN psychiatrist))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHADJP (WRB how) (JJ important)) (S (NP (NP (NNS people) (POS 's)) (NNS superstitions)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP them))))))))) (. .)))
Dr Hofstadter
No, I'm sorry . That was inappropriate . As a psychiatrist, I know how important people's superstitions can be to them.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Degree=Pos
inappropriate
inappropriate
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
as
As
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
psychiatrist
psychiatrist
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
important
important
ADJ
JJ
nmod:poss
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
case
's
's
PART
POS
nsubj
Number=Plur
superstition
superstitions
NOUN
NNS
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN about) (NP (NNS superstitions)))))))) (. ?) (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (VBD sent) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS books)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD wrote--) (NP (NP (PDT all) (DT that) (NN nonsense)) (PP (IN about) (NP (NN superegos) (CC and) (NNS ids)))))))) (. .) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT What) (NN bull)) (S (VP (VBD dropped) (NP (DT that)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN barn) (NN floor))))))))) (. ?)))
Mrs Cooper
You want to talk about superstitions? Sheldon sent me the books you wrote-- all that nonsense about superegos and ids . What bull dropped that on the barn floor?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
superstition
superstitions
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
send
sent
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
book
books
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
wrote--
wrote--
VERB
VBD
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
nonsense
nonsense
NOUN
NN
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
superego
superegos
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Plur
id
ids
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
PronType=Int
what
What
DET
WDT
nsubj
Number=Sing
bull
bull
NOUN
NN
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
drop
dropped
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
barn
barn
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
floor
floor
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP$ His) (NN name)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NNP Sigmund) (NNP Freud))) (. .)))
Dr Hofstadter
His name is Sigmund Freud.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
His
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
name
name
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Number=Sing
Sigmund
Sigmund
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Freud
Freud
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (S (VP (VB look) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT that))))) (. !) (S (NP (NP (PRP You)) (NP (DT both))) (VP (VBP believe) (PP (IN in) (NP (JJ Jewish) (JJ bearded) (NNS guys))))) (. .)))
Penny
Hey, look at that! You both believe in Jewish bearded guys.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
det
PronType=Art
both
both
DET
DT
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
believe
believe
VERB
VBP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
Jewish
Jewish
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
bearded
bearded
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Stay) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT this))))) (. .)))
Mrs Cooper
Stay out of this.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stay
Stay
VERB
VB
case
out
out
ADP
IN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (UH Mm) (HYPH -) (UH hmm) (. .)))
Penny
Mm - hmm.
discourse
mm
Mm
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
root
hmm
hmm
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (FRAG (ADVP (IN At) (JJS least)) (S (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ bearded) (NN man)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP believe) (PP (IN in)))))) (VP (VBZ preaches) (NP (NN love) (CC and) (NN compassion)))) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (DT All) (PRP yours)) (VP (VBZ talks) (PP (IN about)))))) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VP (VBP hold) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN poop)))) (CC and) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB crawl) (ADVP (RB back)) (PP (IN inside) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mama))))))))))) (. .)))
Mrs Cooper
At least the bearded man that I believe in preaches love and compassion . All yours talks about is why you hold in your poop and want to crawl back inside your mama.
advmod
ExtPos=ADV
at
At
ADP
IN
fixed
Degree=Sup
least
least
ADJ
JJS
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
bearded
bearded
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
obj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
believe
believe
VERB
VBP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
preach
preaches
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing
love
love
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
compassion
compassion
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
all
All
DET
DT
nsubj
Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
yours
yours
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
talk
talks
VERB
VBZ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
PronType=Rel
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
hold
hold
VERB
VBP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
poop
poop
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
crawl
crawl
VERB
VB
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
inside
inside
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
mama
mama
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (PRP It))) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ fascinating)) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (MD can) (NP (NP (NN someone)) (ADJP (ADJP (RB as) (JJ enlightened)) (PP (IN as) (NP (NNP Sheldon))))) (VP (VB come) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (NN someone)) (PP (IN like) (NP (PRP you))))))))) (. ?)))
Dr Hofstadter
It's fascinating . How can someone as enlightened as Sheldon come from someone like you?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
fascinating
fascinating
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
advmod
as
as
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
enlightened
enlightened
ADJ
JJ
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
case
from
from
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (NP (DT the) (NN answer)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB like) (NP (PRP it)))))))) (. .)))
Mrs Cooper
I know the answer . You're not gonna like it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
answer
answer
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Try) (NP (PRP me))) (. .)))
Dr Hofstadter
Try me.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
try
Try
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ pregnant) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNP Shelly))))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG driving) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN church)))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG praying) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NNP Lord))) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB give) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (DT a) (NN son)) (ADVP (ADJP (JJR smarter)) (PP (IN than) (NP (PRP$ his) (NML (JJ dumb) (HYPH -) (NN ass)) (NN daddy)))))))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD looked) (ADVP (RB over)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD saw) (NP (DT a) (NNP Jesus) (NN bobblehead)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NNP Subaru))) (ADVP (RB next) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me)))) (S (VP (VBG nodding) (WHNP (UH yes)))))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBZ is) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBN supposed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB mean)))))) (. ?))))
Mrs Cooper
When I was pregnant with Shelly, I was driving to church, and I was praying to the Lord to give me a son smarter than his dumb - ass daddy . And I looked over and I saw a Jesus bobblehead in the Subaru next to me nodding yes . What is that supposed to mean?
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
Degree=Pos
pregnant
pregnant
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Shelly
Shelly
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
drive
driving
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
church
church
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
pray
praying
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
Lord
Lord
PROPN
NNP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
give
give
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
son
son
NOUN
NN
amod
Degree=Cmp
smart
smarter
ADJ
JJR
case
than
than
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
dumb
dumb
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
ass
ass
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
daddy
daddy
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
look
looked
VERB
VBD
advmod
over
over
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
see
saw
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Jesus
Jesus
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
bobblehead
bobblehead
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
Subaru
Subaru
PROPN
NNP
advmod
next
next
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
nod
nodding
VERB
VBG
discourse
yes
yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
suppose
supposed
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ means) (, ...) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB believe) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG having) (NP (DT this) (NN conversation))))))))))) (. .)))
Dr Hofstadter
It means...I can't believe we're having this conversation.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
means
VERB
VBZ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
believe
believe
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
conversation
conversation
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (VP (VB do) (NP (PRP it)) (NP (DT some) (JJR more))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB knock) (NP (DT some) (NN sense)) (PP (IN into) (NP (PRP yourself)))))) (. .)))
Mrs Cooper
Well, do it some more . Maybe you can knock some sense into yourself.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
det
some
some
DET
DT
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
knock
knock
VERB
VB
det
some
some
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
sense
sense
NOUN
NN
case
into
into
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP do) (RB n't) (NP (NP (PRP we)) (NP (DT all))) (VP (VBZ stops) (VP (VP (VP (VBG hitting) (NP (PRP ourselves))) (CC and) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN about) (NP (NN something) (JJ safe) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,)) (PP (UH like) (NP (NNS shoes))))))) (CC or) (SBAR (WHADJP (WRB how) (JJ cute)) (S (NP (JJ little) (NN Chise) (NNS babies)) (VP (VBP are))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Why don't we all stops hitting ourselves and talk about something safe, you know, like shoes or how cute little Chise babies are.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
det
PronType=Tot
all
all
DET
DT
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
stop
stops
VERB
VBZ
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
hit
hitting
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
ourselves
ourselves
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
safe
safe
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
like
like
INTJ
UH
conj
Number=Plur
shoe
shoes
NOUN
NNS
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
amod
Degree=Pos
cute
cute
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
chise
Chise
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
baby
babies
NOUN
NNS
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (PRP It))) (VP (VBZ is) (RB not) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN fault)) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mother)) (VP (VBZ likes) (NP (PRP me)) (ADVP (ADVP (RBR better)) (SBAR (IN than) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ likes) (NP (PRP you)))))))))) (. !)))
Sheldon
It is not my fault that your mother likes me better than she likes you!
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
fault
fault
NOUN
NN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
csubj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
like
likes
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
advmod
Degree=Cmp
well
better
ADV
RBR
mark
than
than
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
like
likes
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB flatter) (NP (PRP yourself)))) (. !) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ likes) (NP (NP (NN everybody)) (ADJP (ADJP (JJR better)) (SBAR (IN than) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ likes) (NP (PRP me))))))))) (. !)))
Leonard
Oh, don't flatter yourself! She likes everybody better than she likes me!
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
flatter
flatter
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
like
likes
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everybody
everybody
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Cmp
good
better
ADJ
JJR
mark
than
than
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
like
likes
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
Oh, and here's a picture of me receiving my bachelor of science degree. You don't look very happy. Well, I had just begun puberty . It was figuratively and literally one of the hairiest moments of my life. Shelly does not like change. Oh, true . But all the clenching in the world will not keep testicles in your abdomen. Hey, sorry, got caught up at work . Hi, Beverly! Oh, okay. Sorry, I forgot. You remember my mother. Oh, yes . Hi, Mary! Good to see you again, dear. Ah, yeah, now that's what I'm talking about. So, Mom, you haven't seen Penny since we got engaged. Oh, yeah, let me show you the ring. Oh, lovely . Must have been very expensive. Oh, no, not at all . No, we, uh, found a place online that, uh, repurposes diamond drill bits. We did not . That's not true . Can I speak to you alone for a second? Oh, sure. It came from Tiffany's. You mean the box, right? Keep walking! Really doesn't matter to me how much he spent on the ring . I think. Did I misspeak about the ring? Yes, and we'll get back to that . But, uh, even with your mother here, you are deliberately hogging all the attention from my mom . You're like one of those elephant seal pups that steals the milk from two mothers! Do you mean what marine biologists refer to as " super weaning "? Yes, you are a super weaner! Well, now I have to correct you . A - As a bit of an elephant seal buff, the more accurate comparison would be when two mother seals actively seek to nourish the same pup . So I believe the term you're looking for is a double mother suckler. Yeah, you're right . That is the term I'm looking for . You are a dirty double mother suckler! Okay, well, now that we have the terminology straightened out . How dare you! We're not in a rush . We'll set a date when the time is right. It doesn't matter, sweetie . The moment a man lays with a woman, they are married in the eyes of the Lord. Uch. Uch . " Uch "? The bible is " uch " to you? No, I'm sorry . That was inappropriate . As a psychiatrist, I know how important people's superstitions can be to them. You want to talk about superstitions? Sheldon sent me the books you wrote-- all that nonsense about superegos and ids . What bull dropped that on the barn floor? His name is Sigmund Freud. Hey, look at that! You both believe in Jewish bearded guys. Stay out of this. Mm - hmm. At least the bearded man that I believe in preaches love and compassion . All yours talks about is why you hold in your poop and want to crawl back inside your mama. It's fascinating . How can someone as enlightened as Sheldon come from someone like you? I know the answer . You're not gonna like it. Try me. When I was pregnant with Shelly, I was driving to church, and I was praying to the Lord to give me a son smarter than his dumb - ass daddy . And I looked over and I saw a Jesus bobblehead in the Subaru next to me nodding yes . What is that supposed to mean? It means...I can't believe we're having this conversation. Well, do it some more . Maybe you can knock some sense into yourself. Why don't we all stops hitting ourselves and talk about something safe, you know, like shoes or how cute little Chise babies are. It is not my fault that your mother likes me better than she likes you! Oh, don't flatter yourself! She likes everybody better than she likes me!