(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB believe) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB marry) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN girl)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD cheated) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP me))))))) (PP (IN with))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, I can't believe he's going to marry the girl he cheated on me with.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
believe
believe
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
marry
marry
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
cheat
cheated
VERB
VBD
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
obl
with
with
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SQ (VBZ Is) (RB n't) (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (NN kind) (IN of)) (ADJP (JJ nice) (PRN (. ?) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD was) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (JJ wrong) (NN person)))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (ADVP (RB now)) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD found) (NP (DT the) (JJ right) (NN person)))) (. .)))
Leonard
Isn't it kind of nice? I mean, he was with the wrong person, and now he found the right person.
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
root
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
wrong
wrong
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
find
found
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (, ,) (SBAR (RB so) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (DT the) (JJ wrong) (NN person))))) (. ?) (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNP Gretchen))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB too)))))) (. .)))
Penny
What, so I'm the wrong person? Maybe you want to be with Gretchen, too.
reparandum
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
wrong
wrong
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
xcomp
Number=Sing
Gretchen
Gretchen
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP do) (VP (VB look) (ADJP (JJ happy)))) (. .)))
Bernadette
They do look happy.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
root
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB maybe)) (NP (NN tonight)) (. .) (CC But) (S (NP (NP (DT a) (NN year)) (PP (IN from) (NP (RB now)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG crawling) (PP (IN under) (NP (DT the) (NN sink))) (S (VP (VBG looking) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ his) (NNP Xbox) (. .) (UH Well))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (MD will)) (. .)))
Howard
Yeah, maybe tonight . But a year from now, he'll be crawling under the sink looking for his Xbox . Well, he will.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
maybe
maybe
ADV
RB
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tonight
tonight
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
year
year
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
nmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
crawl
crawling
VERB
VBG
case
under
under
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
sink
sink
NOUN
NN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
look
looking
VERB
VBG
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
Xbox
Xbox
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP do) (RB n't) (NP (PRP we)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VP (VB forget) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP them)))) (CC and) (VP (VB enjoy) (NP (NP (PRP$ our) (NNP Valentine) (POS 's)) (NN Day))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Why don't we just forget about them and enjoy our Valentine's Day?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
forget
forget
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
enjoy
enjoy
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Valentine
Valentine
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Sing
day
Day
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB absolutely)) (. .) (ADVP (RB Now)) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG doing) (NP (DT that) (JJ phony) (NML (NN link) (HYPH -) (NML (NN arm) (HYPH -) (NN drink))) (NN thingy) (. .)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB totally)) (VP (VBD taught) (NP (PRP him)) (NP (DT that))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Yes, absolutely . Now they're doing that phony link - arm - drink thingy . I totally taught him that.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
absolutely
absolutely
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
phony
phony
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
link
link
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
arm
arm
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
drink
drink
NOUN
NN
appos
Number=Sing
thingy
thingy
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
totally
totally
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
teach
taught
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD were) (VP (VBG letting) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VB go)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I thought we were letting it go.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
let
letting
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBD were))) (: ;) (S (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB just)))) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ fair)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH okay)) (. ?) (S (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (JJ bad) (NNS people)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (VP (VBN supposed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB end) (ADJP (JJ happy)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP them))))))))) (: ;) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN supposed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB end) (S (ADJP (JJ happy))) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP me))))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
We were; it's just...it's not fair, okay? They're bad people . It's not supposed to end happy for them; it's supposed to end happy for me.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
punct
;
;
PUNCT
:
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
fair
fair
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
okay
okay
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
amod
Degree=Pos
bad
bad
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
suppose
supposed
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
end
end
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
;
;
PUNCT
:
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
suppose
supposed
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
end
end
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Um)) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD did) (VP (VB end) (S (ADJP (JJ happy))) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB here)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP me))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Um...it did end happy for you . You're here with me.
discourse
um
Um
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
root
VerbForm=Inf
end
end
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know)) (. .)))
Penny
Yeah, yeah, I know.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG getting) (ADJP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (JJ hard) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (RB not) (VP (VB take) (ADVP (RB personally))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Okay, this is getting a little hard to not take personally.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
get
getting
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
xcomp
Degree=Pos
hard
hard
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
advmod
personally
personally
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (S (VP (VB come) (PRT (RP on)))) (, ,) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB make) (NP (DT this)) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, come on, don't make this about you.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not)) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Oh, I'm not . It's about you.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
not
not
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
parataxis
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (INTJ (WP whatever) (, ,) (UH okay) (. ?)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP you)))) (, ,) (S (NP (NP (NNP Valentine) (POS 's)) (NNP Day)) (VP (VBZ sucks))) (. .)))
Penny
Yeah, well, whatever, okay? I told you, Valentine's Day sucks.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
reparandum
PronType=Rel
whatever
whatever
PRON
WP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
okay
okay
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Valentine
Valentine
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
nsubj
Number=Sing
Day
Day
PROPN
NNP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
suck
sucks
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT This) (NN one)) (VP (VBZ does))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (DT the) (NN reason) (WRB why)))) (. .)))
Leonard
This one does, and you're the reason why.
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
VERB
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Penny
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (, ,) (SBAR (S (PP (VBN compared) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP them)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG feeling) (ADJP (RB pretty) (JJ good) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP us))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
You know, compared to them, I'm feeling pretty good about us.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
compare
compared
VERB
VBN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
feel
feeling
VERB
VBG
advmod
pretty
pretty
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (PRP Me)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB too) (. .) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB How)) (IN about) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VP (VBP blow) (PRT (RP off)) (NP (NN dessert))) (, ,) (VP (VBP go) (ADVP (RB home)) (ADVP (RB early))) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT that) (NN laundry))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Me, too . How about we blow off dessert, go home early...I'll do that laundry.
vocative
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
Me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
mark
about
about
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
blow
blow
VERB
VBP
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
obj
Number=Sing
dessert
dessert
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VBP
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
advmod
Degree=Pos
early
early
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
laundry
laundry
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Thank you.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP love) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Howard
I love you.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
love
love
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBP Love) (NP (PRP you)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB too))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Love you, too.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
love
Love
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (RB So) (WHADVP (WRB where)) (SQ (MD 'd) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB hide) (NP (PRP it)))) (. ?)))
Howard
So where'd you hide it?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Int
where
where
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
hide
hide
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB Where)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'd) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VB look)))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Where you'd never look.
advmod
PronType=Int
where
Where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (IN Damn)) (NP (PRP it)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN washing) (NN machine)))) (. .)))
Howard
Damn it, it's in the washing machine.
case
damn
Damn
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
washing
washing
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
machine
machine
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Oh, I can't believe he's going to marry the girl he cheated on me with. Isn't it kind of nice? I mean, he was with the wrong person, and now he found the right person. What, so I'm the wrong person? Maybe you want to be with Gretchen, too. They do look happy. Yeah, maybe tonight . But a year from now, he'll be crawling under the sink looking for his Xbox . Well, he will. Why don't we just forget about them and enjoy our Valentine's Day? Yes, absolutely . Now they're doing that phony link - arm - drink thingy . I totally taught him that. I thought we were letting it go. We were; it's just...it's not fair, okay? They're bad people . It's not supposed to end happy for them; it's supposed to end happy for me. Um...it did end happy for you . You're here with me. Yeah, yeah, I know. Okay, this is getting a little hard to not take personally. Oh, come on, don't make this about you. Oh, I'm not . It's about you. Yeah, well, whatever, okay? I told you, Valentine's Day sucks. This one does, and you're the reason why. What? You know, compared to them, I'm feeling pretty good about us. Me, too . How about we blow off dessert, go home early...I'll do that laundry. Thank you. I love you. Love you, too. So where'd you hide it? Where you'd never look. Damn it, it's in the washing machine.