(ROOT (S (VP (VB Excuse) (NP (PRP me))) (. .)))
Howard
Excuse me.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
excuse
Excuse
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VP (VB Fill) (NP (DT this)) (PRT (RP out))) (CC and) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN seat)))) (. .)))
Nurse
Fill this out and have a seat.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
fill
Fill
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
seat
seat
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (VB listen) (. .) (S (VP (VB See))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG throwing) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN friend)) (NP (DT a) (NN surprise) (NN party))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBN supposed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB keep) (NP (PRP him)) (ADVP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN apartment)))) (PP (IN for) (NP (CD two) (NNS hours))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
No, listen . See, we're throwing my friend a surprise party and I'm supposed to keep him out of his apartment for two hours.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
listen
listen
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
see
See
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
throw
throwing
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
iobj
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
surprise
surprise
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
suppose
supposed
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
keep
keep
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
apartment
apartment
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
obl
Number=Plur
hour
hours
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Uh) (HYPH -) (UH huh) (. .)) (VP (VP (VB Fill) (NP (DT this)) (PRT (RP out))) (CC and) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN seat)))) (. .)))
Nurse
Uh - huh . Fill this out and have a seat.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
vocative
huh
huh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
fill
Fill
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
seat
seat
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (VP (VB see)) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ only) (NN way)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB gehit) (S (NP (PRP m)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB leave))))))))) (VP (VBD was) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP him)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD ate) (NP (DT a) (NN peanut)) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ allergic) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNS peanuts)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
No, see, the only way I could gehit m to leave was to tell him I ate a peanut because I'm allergic to peanuts.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
see
see
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
only
only
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
gehit
gehit
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
million
m
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
leave
leave
VERB
VB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
eat
ate
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
peanut
peanut
NOUN
NN
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advcl
Degree=Pos
allergic
allergic
ADJ
JJ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
peanut
peanuts
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT that) (NN case))) (, ,) (VP (VP (VB fill) (NP (DT this)) (PRT (RP out))) (CC and) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN seat)))) (. .)))
Nurse
Well, in that case, fill this out and have a seat.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
case
case
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
fill
fill
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
seat
seat
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (S (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT all)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP need) (PP (IN from) (NP (PRP you))))))) (VP (VBZ is) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VP (VB take) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN back)))) (CC and) (VP (VB give) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (DT a) (NN band) (HYPH -) (NN aid)) (SBAR (RB so) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB pretend) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN shot)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN epinephrine))))))))))))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (ADVP (RB then)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP tell) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN friend)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB keep) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN under) (NP (NN observation))) (PP (IN for) (NP (RB about) (DT an) (NN hour) (, ,) (NN hour) (CC and) (DT a) (NN half)))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Look, all I need from you is to take me in the back and give me a band - aid so I can pretend I had a shot of epinephrine, and then you tell my friend you need to keep me under observation for about an hour, hour and a half.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:outer
all
all
DET
DT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
case
from
from
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
root
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
back
back
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
give
give
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
band
band
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obj
Number=Sing
aid
aid
NOUN
NN
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
pretend
pretend
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
shot
shot
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
epinephrine
epinephrine
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
tell
tell
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
iobj
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
keep
keep
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
under
under
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
observation
observation
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
advmod
about
about
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
hour
hour
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
hour
hour
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|Number=Sing
half
half
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (DT that)) (NP (NP (DT all)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP need))))) (. ?)))
Nurse
Is that all you need?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
root
all
all
DET
DT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yes) (. .)))
Howard
Yes.
root
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Get) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN ER))))) (. .)))
Nurse
Get out of my ER.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
get
Get
VERB
VB
case
out
out
ADP
IN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
er
ER
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB understand))) (. .)))
Howard
No, you don't understand.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
understand
understand
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP understand))) (, ,) (CC but) (ADVP (RB unfortunately))) (, ,) (NP (DT this) (NN hospital)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB not) (VP (VBN equipped) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB treat) (ADJP (JJ stupid))))))) (. .)))
Nurse
Oh, I understand, but unfortunately, this hospital is not equipped to treat stupid.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
understand
understand
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
advmod
unfortunately
unfortunately
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
hospital
hospital
NOUN
NN
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
equip
equipped
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
treat
treat
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
stupid
stupid
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP get) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (NP (DT the) (NN world)) (VP (VBZ works)))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (IN about) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD were) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB introduce) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN man)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBD freed) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS people))))))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Okay, I get it . I know how the world works . How about if I were to introduce you to the man who freed your people?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
world
world
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
work
works
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
mark
about
about
SCONJ
IN
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
introduce
introduce
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
free
freed
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hey) (. .) (INTJ (UH Sorry)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (RB n't) (VP (VB find) (NP (DT a) (NN parking) (NN spot) (. .)) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG doing)))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Hey . Sorry, I couldn't find a parking spot . How are you doing?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
sorry
Sorry
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Bad)) (, ,) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ bad)) (. .) (RB Really) (. ?)))
Howard
Bad, very bad . Really?
root
Degree=Pos
bad
Bad
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
list
Degree=Pos
bad
bad
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
list
really
Really
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADVP (RB Really)) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB look) (SBAR (IN like) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG swelling) (PRT (RP up)) (ADVP (IN at) (DT all))))))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD should) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VP (VB pick) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (DT some) (NN benadryl)) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT the) (NN drugstore)))) (CC and) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB home)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Really? You don't look like you're swelling up at all . Maybe we should just pick up some benadryl at the drugstore and go home.
advmod
really
Really
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
swell
swelling
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
all
all
DET
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
pick
pick
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
det
some
some
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
benadryl
benadryl
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
drugstore
drugstore
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB home)))) (. .)))
Howard
We can't go home.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (RB not) (. ?)))
Leonard
Why not?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
root
not
not
PART
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NP (NN Brisket) (. .) (NN Brisket) (. .) (NN Water)) (, ,) (VP (VB need) (NP (NN water))) (. .)))
Howard
Brisket . Brisket . Water, need water.
root
Number=Sing
brisket
Brisket
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Sing
brisket
Brisket
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Sing
water
Water
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
water
water
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB be) (ADVP (RB right) (RB back)))) (. .)))
Leonard
I'll be right back.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
root
back
back
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NFP _) (NP (NNP Penny)) (, ,) (VP (VB listen)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN got) (NP (DT a) (NN problem)))) (. .)))
Howard
_ Penny, listen, I've got a problem.
punct
_
_
PUNCT
NFP
vocative
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
listen
listen
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (ADVP (UH so)) (VP (VBP do) (NP (NNP I.)) (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD got) (S (VP (TO ta) (VP (VB stall) (ADVP (RB leonard)) (ADVP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (RBR longer)))))) (. .)))
Penny
Yeah, well, so do I. Look, you gotta stall leonard a little longer.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
so
so
INTJ
UH
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Number=Sing
i.
I.
PROPN
NNP
reparandum
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
mark
to
ta
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
stall
stall
VERB
VB
advmod
leonard
leonard
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
advmod
Degree=Cmp
long
longer
ADV
RBR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to))))) (. .)))
Howard
I don't think I can . You have to.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
xcomp
to
to
PART
TO
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (PRP We)) (NP (DT all))) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADVP (RB there)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ same) (NN time)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB yell) (NP (NN surprise)))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
We all have to be there at the same time to yell surprise.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
det
all
all
DET
DT
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
same
same
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
yell
yell
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
surprise
surprise
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB understand) (NP (NN something))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP 're) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN hospital))) (ADVP (RB right) (RB now)))) (. .)))
Howard
Okay, you have to understand something . We're in a hospital right now.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
understand
understand
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
hospital
hospital
NOUN
NN
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (ADJP (JJ okay)) (. ?)))
Penny
Is Leonard okay?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
root
Degree=Pos
okay
okay
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (NNP Leonard) (POS 's)) (JJ fine) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ fine)) (, ,) (NP (NP (NN thanks)) (PP (IN for) (S (VP (VBG asking) (, ,) (PP (IN by) (NP (DT the) (NN way)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Leonard's fine . I'm fine, thanks for asking, by the way.
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
reparandum
Degree=Pos
fine
fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
fine
fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Number=Sing
thanks
thanks
NOUN
NN
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
ask
asking
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
by
by
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB need) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN attitude))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Just)) (VP (VB hold) (NP (PRP him)) (ADVP (RB there)) (ADVP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (RBR longer)))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, I don't need your attitude . Just hold him there a little longer.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
need
need
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
attitude
attitude
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
hold
hold
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
advmod
Degree=Cmp
long
longer
ADV
RBR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN done) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJS best))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ wants) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB home))))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB stop) (NP (PRP him)))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Look, I've done my best, but he wants to go home and I don't know how to stop him.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
do
done
VERB
VBN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Degree=Sup
good
best
ADJ
JJS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
wants
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
stop
stop
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (FRAG (WHADVP (WRB how)) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT this)))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP keep) (ADVP (RB himhere)) (ADVP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (RBR longer)))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP get) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN party)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB point) (PRT (RP out)) (SBAR (WHNP (WHNP (WDT which)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS friends)))) (S (VP (VBP are) (ADJP (JJ easy)))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Okay, how about this? You keep himhere a little longer, and when you get to the party, I'll point out which of my friends are easy?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
keep
keep
VERB
VBP
advmod
himhere
himhere
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
advmod
Degree=Cmp
long
longer
ADV
RBR
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
conj
VerbForm=Inf
point
point
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
nsubj
PronType=Int
which
which
DET
WDT
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Plur
friend
friends
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Degree=Pos
easy
easy
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (VP (VB toy) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP me))) (, ,) (NP (NN woman)))) (. .)))
Howard
Don't toy with me, woman.
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
toy
toy
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ hot) (JJ former) (JJ fat) (NN girl)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT no) (NN self) (HYPH -) (NN esteem)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN girl)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VP (VBZ punishes) (NP (PRP$ her) (NN father)) (PP (IN by) (S (VP (VBG sleeping) (ADVP (RB around)))))) (CC and) (VP (ADJP (JJ alcoholic)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (CD two) (NN tequila) (NNS shots)) (ADVP (RB away) (PP (IN from) (S (VP (VBG letting) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB wear) (NP (PRP her)) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT a) (NN hat))))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
I got a hot former fat girl with no self - esteem, I got a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around and alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
hot
hot
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
former
former
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
fat
fat
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
no
no
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
self
self
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nmod
Number=Sing
esteem
esteem
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
punish
punishes
VERB
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
father
father
NOUN
NN
mark
by
by
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
sleep
sleeping
VERB
VBG
advmod
around
around
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
alcoholic
alcoholic
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
compound
Number=Sing
tequila
tequila
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Number=Plur
shot
shots
NOUN
NNS
ccomp
away
away
ADV
RB
mark
from
from
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
let
letting
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
wear
wear
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
hat
hat
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP Thy)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN done))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VP (VBG doing) (NP (DT this)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you)))) (, ,) (NP (JJ little) (NN buddy))))) (. .)))
Howard
Thy will be done . I'm doing this for you, little buddy.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|PronType=Prs
thy
Thy
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
do
done
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
buddy
buddy
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Excuse me. Fill this out and have a seat. No, listen . See, we're throwing my friend a surprise party and I'm supposed to keep him out of his apartment for two hours. Uh - huh . Fill this out and have a seat. No, see, the only way I could gehit m to leave was to tell him I ate a peanut because I'm allergic to peanuts. Well, in that case, fill this out and have a seat. Look, all I need from you is to take me in the back and give me a band - aid so I can pretend I had a shot of epinephrine, and then you tell my friend you need to keep me under observation for about an hour, hour and a half. Is that all you need? Yes. Get out of my ER. No, you don't understand. Oh, I understand, but unfortunately, this hospital is not equipped to treat stupid. Okay, I get it . I know how the world works . How about if I were to introduce you to the man who freed your people? Hey . Sorry, I couldn't find a parking spot . How are you doing? Bad, very bad . Really? Really? You don't look like you're swelling up at all . Maybe we should just pick up some benadryl at the drugstore and go home. We can't go home. Why not? Brisket . Brisket . Water, need water. I'll be right back. _ Penny, listen, I've got a problem. Yeah, well, so do I. Look, you gotta stall leonard a little longer. I don't think I can . You have to. We all have to be there at the same time to yell surprise. Okay, you have to understand something . We're in a hospital right now. Is Leonard okay? Leonard's fine . I'm fine, thanks for asking, by the way. Okay, I don't need your attitude . Just hold him there a little longer. Look, I've done my best, but he wants to go home and I don't know how to stop him. Okay, how about this? You keep himhere a little longer, and when you get to the party, I'll point out which of my friends are easy? Don't toy with me, woman. I got a hot former fat girl with no self - esteem, I got a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around and alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat. Thy will be done . I'm doing this for you, little buddy.