(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG telling) (NP (PRP you)) (, ,) (S (VP (UH dude) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ only) (NN way)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB feel) (ADJP (JJR better) (PP (IN about) (S (NP (NNP Penny)) (VP (VBG going) (PRT (RB out)) (PP (IN with) (NP (JJ other) (NNS guys))))))))))))) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN for) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (ADVP (RB back)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NNS whores))))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
I'm telling you, dude the only way to feel better about Penny going out with other guys is for you to get back on the whores.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
tell
telling
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
dude
dude
INTJ
UH
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
only
only
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
feel
feel
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Cmp
good
better
ADJ
JJR
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
acl
VerbForm=Ger
go
going
VERB
VBG
advmod
out
out
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
whore
whores
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN Horse) (. .)))
Howard
Horse.
root
Number=Sing
horse
Horse
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Raj
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NN Horse) (. .)) (NP (DT The) (NN phrase)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (`` ")) (VP (VB get) (ADVP (RB back)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN horse) (. .) ('' "))) (NP (RB Not) (NNS whores)))) (. .)))
Howard
Horse . The phrase is " get back on the horse . " Not whores.
root
Number=Sing
horse
Horse
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
phrase
phrase
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
horse
horse
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
parataxis
Number=Plur
whore
whores
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ disgusting) (, ,) (NN dude))) (. .)))
Raj
That's disgusting, dude.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
disgusting
disgusting
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
dude
dude
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not))) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ right)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB though)) (. .) (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP want)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB turn) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (RP on) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT this) (JJ great) (JJ new) (NN dating) (NN site)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD found)))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
No, it's not...He is right, though . If you want, I can turn you on to this great new dating site I found.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
not
not
PART
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
though
though
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
turn
turn
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
dating
dating
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
site
site
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
find
found
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (NN thanks)) (. .)))
Leonard
No, thanks.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
thanks
thanks
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (PRP You)) (ADJP (JJ sure)) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP say) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB find) (NP (DT a) (NN match)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN anybody))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
You sure? They say they can find a match for anybody.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
match
match
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anybody
anybody
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Have) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBN found) (NP (DT a) (NN match)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you)))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Have they found a match for you?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
Have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
find
found
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
match
match
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNS Tons) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN had) (, ,) (PRT (UH like)) (, ,) (NP (NP (CD eight) (NNS dates)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (JJ last) (NN month) (. .) (NP (CD Twelve))))) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP count) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS ones)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VP (VBD showed) (PRT (RP up))) (CC and) (VP (VBD left))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Tons . I've had, like, eight dates in the last month . Twelve, if you count the ones who showed up and left.
vocative
Number=Plur
ton
Tons
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
have
had
VERB
VBN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
like
like
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
eight
eight
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Plur
date
dates
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
month
month
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
dep
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
twelve
Twelve
NUM
CD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
count
count
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
one
ones
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
show
showed
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
leave
left
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB bring) (NP (DT the) (NN nitrogen) (NN tank)) (ADVP (RP down)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I can't bring the nitrogen tank down.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
bring
bring
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
nitrogen
nitrogen
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
tank
tank
NOUN
NN
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (RB not) (. ?)))
Leonard
Why not?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
root
not
not
PART
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (DT All) (RB right)) (, ,) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB restate) (NP (DT that))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ heavy)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
All right, let me restate that . It's very heavy and I don't want to.
det
all
All
DET
DT
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
restate
restate
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
heavy
heavy
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
xcomp
to
to
PART
TO
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB help) (NP (PRP you)))) (. .)))
Leonard
I'll help you.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
help
help
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you) (. .)) (S (VP (VB Lift) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS knees)) (, ,) (RB not) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN back))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Thank you . Lift with your knees, not your back.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
lift
Lift
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Plur
knee
knees
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
back
back
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (SQ (MD would) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ fun)))))) (. ?) (S (VP (VBG Signing) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN for) (NP (JJ online) (NN dating)))))) (. .)))
Raj
You know what would be fun? Signing Sheldon up for online dating.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
fun
fun
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
parataxis
VerbForm=Ger
sign
Signing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
online
online
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
dating
dating
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (ADJP (UH right)) (. .)))
Howard
Yeah, right.
root
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
right
right
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (VP (VB think) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP make) (S (NP (PRP it)) (NP (DT an) (NN experiment) (. .))) (PP (UH Like) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (S (NP (NP (NNP Frankenstein) (POS 's)) (NN monster)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ lonely)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD found) (NP (DT a) (NN wife))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
No, think about it . We make it an experiment . Like when Frankenstein's monster was lonely and he found a wife.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
make
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
xcomp
Number=Sing
experiment
experiment
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
like
Like
INTJ
UH
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Frankenstein
Frankenstein
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
nsubj
Number=Sing
monster
monster
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
Degree=Pos
lonely
lonely
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
find
found
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
wife
wife
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB find) (NP (DT a) (NN wife))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBD built) (NP (PRP him)) (NP (DT a) (NN wife)) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ dead) (NN body) (NNS parts)))))) (. .)))
Howard
He didn't find a wife . They built him a wife out of dead body parts.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
wife
wife
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
build
built
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
wife
wife
NOUN
NN
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
dead
dead
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
body
body
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
part
parts
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB call) (NP (DT that) (NN plan)) (NP (NNP B.))))))
Raj
Okay, we'll call that plan B.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
call
call
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
plan
plan
NOUN
NN
punct
Number=Sing
B.
B.
PROPN
NNP
I'm telling you, dude the only way to feel better about Penny going out with other guys is for you to get back on the whores. Horse. What? Horse . The phrase is " get back on the horse . " Not whores. That's disgusting, dude. No, it's not...He is right, though . If you want, I can turn you on to this great new dating site I found. No, thanks. You sure? They say they can find a match for anybody. Have they found a match for you? Tons . I've had, like, eight dates in the last month . Twelve, if you count the ones who showed up and left. I can't bring the nitrogen tank down. Why not? All right, let me restate that . It's very heavy and I don't want to. I'll help you. Thank you . Lift with your knees, not your back. You know what would be fun? Signing Sheldon up for online dating. Yeah, right. No, think about it . We make it an experiment . Like when Frankenstein's monster was lonely and he found a wife. He didn't find a wife . They built him a wife out of dead body parts. Okay, we'll call that plan B.