(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (, ,) (INTJ (UH like)) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJS best) (NN one)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP make))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN work))))) (. .)))
Raj
It's, like, the best one they make, I just can't get it to work.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
like
like
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
good
best
ADJ
JJS
root
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
make
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB figure) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP out)))) (. .)))
Howard
I'll figure it out.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
figure
figure
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ streams) (NP (NN HD) (NN video)) (ADVP (RB straight) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN phone)))) (SBAR (IN while) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG flying)))))) (. .)))
Raj
It streams HD video straight to your phone while it's flying.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
stream
streams
VERB
VBZ
compound
Number=Sing
hd
HD
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
video
video
NOUN
NN
advmod
straight
straight
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
phone
phone
NOUN
NN
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
fly
flying
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Where)) (SQ (VBD were) (NP (PRP you)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ single)))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Where were you when I was single?
advmod
PronType=Int
where
Where
ADV
WRB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
Degree=Pos
single
single
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB leave) (PP (IN in) (NP (RB about) (DT an) (NN hour)))))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (PRP You)) (DT all)) (VP (VBD packed))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Okay, we should leave in about an hour . You all packed?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
leave
leave
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
advmod
about
about
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
hour
hour
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
det
all
all
DET
DT
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
pack
packed
VERB
VBD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Uh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB throw) (PRT (RP in)) (NP (DT a) (JJ few) (JJ last) (NN minute) (PRN (, things--) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,) (NP (NN makeup)) (, ,) (NP (NN underwear)) (, ,) (NP (NNS clothes)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Uh, yeah, I just need to throw in a few last minute things-- you know, makeup, underwear, clothes.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
throw
throw
VERB
VB
compound:prt
in
in
ADP
RP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
few
few
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
minute
minute
NOUN
NN
punct
things--
things--
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
makeup
makeup
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
underwear
underwear
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Plur
clothes
clothes
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NN bathroom) (NN floor)) (VP (VBZ counts) (PP (IN as) (NP (DT a) (NN carry) (HYPH -) (RB on)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBN packed))) (. .)))
Sheldon
If your bathroom floor counts as a carry - on, you're packed.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
bathroom
bathroom
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
floor
floor
NOUN
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
count
counts
VERB
VBZ
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
carry
carry
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obl
on
on
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
pack
packed
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (SQ (VBP have) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VBN given) (NP (DT a) (NML (JJ high) (NN school)) (NN commencement) (NN speech)) (ADVP (RB before)))) (. ?)))
Amy
Leonard, have you ever given a high school commencement speech before?
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
give
given
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
high
high
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
school
school
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
commencement
commencement
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
speech
speech
NOUN
NN
advmod
before
before
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH Nope) (. .)) (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB pretty) (JJ exciting))) (. .)))
Leonard
Nope . It's pretty exciting.
discourse
nope
Nope
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
pretty
pretty
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
exciting
exciting
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (JJ afraid) (PP (IN of) (S (VP (VBG being) (VP (VBN blinded)))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Aren't you afraid of being blinded?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Degree=Pos
afraid
afraid
ADJ
JJ
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
aux:pass
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
blind
blinded
VERB
VBN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN blinded)))) (. ?)))
Leonard
How would I be blinded?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
blind
blinded
VERB
VBN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN At) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN end)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN ceremony))))) (, ,) (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NNS students)) (VP (VBP throw) (NP (DT those) (JJ pointy) (NNS hats)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN air)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT all) (NN pomp) (CC and) (NN circumstance)) (SBAR (IN until) (S (NP (NN someone)) (VP (VBZ loses) (NP (DT an) (NN eye))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
At the end of the ceremony, all the students throw those pointy hats in the air . It's all pomp and circumstance until someone loses an eye.
case
at
At
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
end
end
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
ceremony
ceremony
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
student
students
NOUN
NNS
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
throw
throw
VERB
VBP
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
those
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
pointy
pointy
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
hat
hats
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
air
air
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
all
all
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
pomp
pomp
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
circumstance
circumstance
NOUN
NN
mark
until
until
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
lose
loses
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
eye
eye
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB take) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS chances)))) (. .)))
Leonard
I'll take my chances.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
chance
chances
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP wonder) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP make) (SBAR (`` ") (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB so)) ('' ") (NP (NP (NNS cards)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN braille))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I wonder if they make " I told you so " cards in braille.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wonder
wonder
VERB
VBP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
make
VERB
VBP
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
obj
Number=Plur
card
cards
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
braille
braille
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN problem)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NN commencement) (NNS speeches)))) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ boring) (. .) (FRAG (WHADVP (UH Ooh)))))))) (, ,) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB own) (NP (DT a) (NML (NNP T) (HYPH -) (NN shirt)) (NN cannon)))) (. ?)))
Raj
Look, the problem with commencement speeches is that they're boring . Ooh, do you own a T - shirt cannon?
discourse
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
commencement
commencement
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Plur
speech
speeches
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
boring
boring
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
ooh
Ooh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
own
own
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
T
T
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
shirt
shirt
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
cannon
cannon
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VB own) (NP (DT a) (NML (NNP T) (HYPH -) (NN shirt)) (NN cannon)))) (. ?)))
Howard
Why would he own a T - shirt cannon?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
own
own
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
T
T
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
shirt
shirt
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
cannon
cannon
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB own) (NP (CD one)))) (. ?))))
Raj
I don't know . Why do I own one?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
own
own
VERB
VB
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (PRP it))) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB really) (JJ nice)) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG sharing) (NP (DT this) (NN experience)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNP Penny))))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
I think it's really nice that you're sharing this experience with Penny.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
csubj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
share
sharing
VERB
VBG
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
experience
experience
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Mm))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (PRP it))) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ fun)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB show) (NP (PRP her)) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ old) (NN stomping) (NNS grounds)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VBP know) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ exact) (NN spot)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBD used) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB stomp) (NP (PRP me))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Mm, I thought it'd be fun to show her my old stomping grounds . I even know the exact spot where they used to stomp me.
discourse
mm
Mm
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
fun
fun
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
show
show
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
old
old
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
stomping
stomping
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
grounds
grounds
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
exact
exact
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
use
used
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
stomp
stomp
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB now)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP get) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB back)) (PP (IN as) (NP (DT a) (JJ successful) (NN scientist))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Well, now you get to go back as a successful scientist.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
successful
successful
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
scientist
scientist
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (PP (IN With) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ beautiful) (NN girl)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN arm))))) (. .)))
Amy
With a beautiful girl on your arm.
case
with
With
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
beautiful
beautiful
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
arm
arm
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (CC And) (NP (DT a) (JJ pointy) (NN hat)) (VP (VBG sticking) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN eyeball))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
And a pointy hat sticking out of your eyeball.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
pointy
pointy
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
hat
hat
NOUN
NN
root
VerbForm=Ger
stick
sticking
VERB
VBG
case
out
out
ADP
IN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
eyeball
eyeball
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
It's, like, the best one they make, I just can't get it to work. I'll figure it out. It streams HD video straight to your phone while it's flying. Where were you when I was single? Okay, we should leave in about an hour . You all packed? Uh, yeah, I just need to throw in a few last minute things-- you know, makeup, underwear, clothes. If your bathroom floor counts as a carry - on, you're packed. Leonard, have you ever given a high school commencement speech before? Nope . It's pretty exciting. Aren't you afraid of being blinded? How would I be blinded? At the end of the ceremony, all the students throw those pointy hats in the air . It's all pomp and circumstance until someone loses an eye. I'll take my chances. I wonder if they make " I told you so " cards in braille. Look, the problem with commencement speeches is that they're boring . Ooh, do you own a T - shirt cannon? Why would he own a T - shirt cannon? I don't know . Why do I own one? I think it's really nice that you're sharing this experience with Penny. Mm, I thought it'd be fun to show her my old stomping grounds . I even know the exact spot where they used to stomp me. Well, now you get to go back as a successful scientist. With a beautiful girl on your arm. And a pointy hat sticking out of your eyeball.