(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBP come) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN into) (NP (NN work))) (NP (NN today))))) (. ?)))
Penny
How come you didn't go into work today?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
into
into
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
today
today
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG taking) (NP (DT a) (NN sabbatical)) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD wo) (RB n't) (VP (VB kowtow) (PP (IN to) (NP (JJ mediocre) (NNS minds))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
take
taking
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
sabbatical
sabbatical
NOUN
NN
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
wo
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
kowtow
kowtow
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
mediocre
mediocre
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
mind
minds
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (RB So) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD got) (ADJP (VBN canned)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH huh))) (. ?)))
Penny
So you got canned, huh?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
can
canned
VERB
VBN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
huh
huh
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (JJ Theoretical) (NNS physicists)) (VP (VBP do) (RB not) (VP (VB get) (VP (VBN canned))))) (. .) (CC But) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Theoretical physicists do not get canned . But, yeah.
amod
Degree=Pos
theoretical
Theoretical
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:pass
Number=Plur
physicist
physicists
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
can
canned
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (JJS best) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VBP say) (, ,) (`` ") (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (CD one) (NN door)) (VP (VBZ closes)))) (, ,) (NP (DT another) (NN one)) (VP (VBZ opens))))))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Penny
Maybe it's for the best . You know, I always say, " When one door closes, another one opens . "
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Degree=Sup
good
best
ADJ
JJS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
nsubj
Number=Sing
door
door
NOUN
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
close
closes
VERB
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
another
another
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
open
opens
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (. .) (SBAR (RB Not) (IN unless) (S (S (NP (DT the) (CD two) (NNS doors)) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBN connected) (PP (IN by) (NP (NNS relays)))))) (CC or) (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (NN motion) (NNS sensors)) (VP (VBN involved)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
No, it doesn't . Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
mark
unless
unless
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
nsubj:pass
Number=Plur
door
doors
NOUN
NNS
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
connect
connected
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
relay
relays
NOUN
NNS
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
VERB
VBP
compound
Number=Sing
motion
motion
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
sensor
sensors
NOUN
NNS
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
involve
involved
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD meant)) (: …)))
Penny
No, no, I meant …
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
mean
meant
VERB
VBD
punct
…
…
PUNCT
:
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD meant))) (, ...)) (CC Or) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (DT the) (JJ first) (NN door) (NN closing)) (VP (VBZ creates) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN change)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN air) (NN pressure)))) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ acts) (PP (IN upon) (NP (DT the) (JJ second) (NN door)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
No, I meant...Or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
mean
meant
VERB
VBD
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
cc
or
Or
CCONJ
CC
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
first
first
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
door
door
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
closing
closing
NOUN
NN
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
create
creates
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
change
change
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
air
air
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
pressure
pressure
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
act
acts
VERB
VBZ
case
upon
upon
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
second
second
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
door
door
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Never)) (VP (VB mind)) (. .)))
Penny
Never mind.
advmod
never
Never
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
mind
mind
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Slow) (PRT (RP down)) (. .) (S (VP (VB Slow) (PRT (RP down)) (. .) (INTJ (UH Please)) (, ,) (VP (VB slow) (PRT (RP down)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Slow down . Slow down . Please, slow down.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
slow
Slow
VERB
VB
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
slow
Slow
VERB
VB
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
please
Please
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
slow
slow
VERB
VB
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ fine))) (. .)))
Penny
We're fine.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
fine
fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ fine)))) (. !) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (VP (VBG leaving) (NP (PRP yourself)) (NP (NP (JJ enough) (NN space)) (PP (IN between) (NP (NNS cars))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
We're fine! You're not leaving yourself enough space between cars.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
fine
fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
leave
leaving
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
amod
Degree=Pos
enough
enough
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
case
between
between
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
car
cars
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ sure)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am)) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, sure I am.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT the) (NN math)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This) (NN car)) (VP (VBZ weighs) (PRN (, ,) (S (SINV (VB let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB say))))) (, ,) (NP (CD 4000) (NNS pounds)) (. .) (ADVP (RB Now))) (, ,) (VP (VB add) (NP (CD 140)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP me))) (, ,) (NP (NP (CD 120)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you)))))))) (. ...)))
Sheldon
No, no, let me do the math for you . This car weighs, let's say, 4000 pounds . Now, add 140 for me, 120 for you ...
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
math
math
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
weigh
weighs
VERB
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
4000
4000
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Plur
pound
pounds
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
add
add
VERB
VB
obj
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
140
140
NUM
CD
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
dep
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
120
120
NUM
CD
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (CD 120) (. ?)))
Penny
120?
root
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
120
120
NUM
CD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SINV (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry)))) (, ,) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB insult) (NP (PRP you)))) (. ?) (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN body) (NN mass)) (ADVP (RB somehow)) (VP (VBN tied) (PP (IN into) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN self) (HYPH -) (NN worth))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Oh, I'm sorry, did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self - worth?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
insult
insult
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
body
body
NOUN
NN
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
mass
mass
NOUN
NN
advmod
somehow
somehow
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
tie
tied
VERB
VBN
case
into
into
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
self
self
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obl
Number=Sing
worth
worth
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (. .)))
Penny
Well, yeah.
root
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Anyway)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ gives) (NP (PRP us)) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ total) (NN weight)) (PP (IN of) (, ,) (S (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB say))))) (, ,) (NP (CD 4400) (NNS pounds))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Anyway, that gives us a total weight of, let's say, 4400 pounds.
discourse
anyway
Anyway
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
give
gives
VERB
VBZ
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
total
total
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
weight
weight
NOUN
NN
mark
of
of
ADP
IN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
4400
4400
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Plur
pound
pounds
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB say) (NP (CD 4390))))) (. .)))
Penny
Let's say 4390.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
Let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
obj
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
4390
4390
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADJP (JJ Fine) (. .)) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG traveling) (ADVP (RB forward)) (HYPH at--) (NP (JJ good) (NN Lord--)) (NP (NP (CD 51) (NNS miles)) (NP (DT an) (NN hour)))))) (. .) (S (S (VP (VB Let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB assume) (SBAR (IN that) (S (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS brakes)) (VP (VBP are) (ADJP (JJ new)))) (CC and) (S (NP (DT the) (NNS calipers)) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBN aligned)))))))))) (. .) (ADVP (RB Still)) (, ,) (S (PP (IN by) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN time)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP come) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT a) (NN stop)))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG occupying) (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ same) (NN space)) (PP (IN as) (NP (NP (DT that) (NNP Buick)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NN front)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP us)))))))) (, ,) (NP (DT an) (NN impossibility) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NN nature)) (VP (MD will) (ADVP (RB quickly)) (VP (VB resolve) (PP (IN into) (NP (NN death)))))))) (, ,) (NP (NP (NN mutilation)) (, ...) (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (VP (VB look))) (, ,) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBD built) (NP (DT a) (JJ new) (NML (NN putt) (HYPH -) (NN putt)) (NN course))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Fine . We're traveling forward at-- good Lord-- 51 miles an hour . Let's assume that your brakes are new and the calipers are aligned . Still, by the time we come to a stop, we'll be occupying the same space as that Buick in front of us, an impossibility that nature will quickly resolve into death, mutilation...Oh, look, they built a new putt - putt course.
discourse
Degree=Pos
Fine
Fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
travel
traveling
VERB
VBG
advmod
forward
forward
ADV
RB
punct
at--
at--
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
lord--
Lord--
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
51
51
NUM
CD
obl:tmod
Number=Plur
mile
miles
NOUN
NNS
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
hour
hour
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
Let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
assume
assume
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
brake
brakes
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj:pass
Number=Plur
caliper
calipers
NOUN
NNS
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
align
aligned
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
still
Still
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
by
by
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VBP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
stop
stop
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
occup
occupying
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
same
same
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
Buick
Buick
PROPN
NNP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
front
front
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
impossibility
impossibility
NOUN
NN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
nature
nature
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
advmod
quickly
quickly
ADV
RB
acl
VerbForm=Inf
resolve
resolve
VERB
VB
case
into
into
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
death
death
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
mutilation
mutilation
NOUN
NN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
build
built
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
putt
putt
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
putt
putt
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
How come you didn't go into work today? I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds. So you got canned, huh? Theoretical physicists do not get canned . But, yeah. Maybe it's for the best . You know, I always say, " When one door closes, another one opens . " No, it doesn't . Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved. No, no, I meant … No, I meant...Or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door. Never mind. Slow down . Slow down . Please, slow down. We're fine. We're fine! You're not leaving yourself enough space between cars. Oh, sure I am. No, no, let me do the math for you . This car weighs, let's say, 4000 pounds . Now, add 140 for me, 120 for you ... 120? Oh, I'm sorry, did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self - worth? Well, yeah. Anyway, that gives us a total weight of, let's say, 4400 pounds. Let's say 4390. Fine . We're traveling forward at-- good Lord-- 51 miles an hour . Let's assume that your brakes are new and the calipers are aligned . Still, by the time we come to a stop, we'll be occupying the same space as that Buick in front of us, an impossibility that nature will quickly resolve into death, mutilation...Oh, look, they built a new putt - putt course.