(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (RB terribly) (JJ sorry) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP upset) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mother))))))) (. .)))
Dr Hofstadter
I'm terribly sorry that I upset your mother.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
terribly
terribly
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
upset
upset
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB all) (JJ right)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB forgive) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ has) (S (VP (TO to))))) (CC or) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ goes) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN hell)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, it's all right . She'll forgive you . She has to or she goes to hell.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
all
all
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
forgive
forgive
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
xcomp
to
to
PART
TO
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
goes
VERB
VBZ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
hell
hell
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VP (VB help)) (CC but) (VP (VB notice) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (NP (NP (PRP$ her) (JJ unconditional) (NN love)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you)))) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB diametrically)) (VP (VBN opposed) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ own) (NN parenting) (NNS strategies)))))))))) (. .)))
Dr Hofstadter
I can't help but notice how her unconditional love for you is diametrically opposed to my own parenting strategies.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
help
help
VERB
VB
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
notice
notice
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
unconditional
unconditional
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
love
love
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
diametrically
diametrically
ADV
RB
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
oppose
opposed
VERB
VBN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
own
own
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
parenting
parenting
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
strategy
strategies
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD doled) (PRT (RP out)) (NP (NN affection)) (PP (IN as) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN reward)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (NN achievement--)) (NP (NP (DT a) (VBN proven) (NN way)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB raise) (NP (DT a) (NN child))))))) (. .) (CC Or) (VP (VB train) (NP (DT a) (NN rat)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, you doled out affection as a reward for achievement-- a proven way to raise a child . Or train a rat.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
dole
doled
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
obj
Number=Sing
affection
affection
NOUN
NN
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
reward
reward
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
achievement--
achievement--
NOUN
NN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
prove
proven
VERB
VBN
appos
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
raise
raise
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
child
child
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
or
Or
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
train
train
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
rat
rat
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC But) (VP (VB look) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how) (RB well)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD turned) (PRT (RP out)))))) (. .)))
Dr Hofstadter
But look how well you turned out.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
advmod
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
turn
turned
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB feign) (NP (NN modesty)) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT this) (NN point)))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (SBARQ (WHNP (WP who)) (SQ (SQ (MD would) (VP (VB believe) (NP (PRP me)))))) (. ?) (ADVP (RB Still)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB consider) (SBAR (WHADJP (WRB how) (JJ successful)) (S (NP (NP (NNP Leonard) (POS 's)) (NN brother) (CC and) (NN sister)) (VP (VBP are))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'd feign modesty at this point, but who would believe me? Still, you need to consider how successful Leonard's brother and sister are.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
feign
feign
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
modesty
modesty
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
PronType=Int
who
who
PRON
WP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
conj
VerbForm=Inf
believe
believe
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advmod
still
Still
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
consider
consider
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
successful
successful
ADJ
JJ
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
nsubj
Number=Sing
brother
brother
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
sister
sister
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP suppose)) (. .)))
Dr Hofstadter
I suppose.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
suppose
suppose
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (IN While) (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN brother) (CC and) (NN sister)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (ADJP (NN mouth) (HYPH -) (VBG breathing)) (NNS idiots)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
While my brother and sister are mouth - breathing idiots.
mark
while
While
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
brother
brother
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
sister
sister
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
compound
Number=Sing
mouth
mouth
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
root
VerbForm=Ger
breathe
breathing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Plur
idiot
idiots
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB suppose) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB 've) (VP (VBN flourished) (PP (ADVP (JJR more)) (IN in) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (NN reward) (HYPH -) (VBN based)) (NN environment))))))))) (. ?)))
Dr Hofstadter
Do you suppose you would've flourished more in a reward - based environment?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
suppose
suppose
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
've
AUX
VB
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
flourish
flourished
VERB
VBN
obj
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
reward
reward
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
base
based
VERB
VBN
obl
Number=Sing
environment
environment
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Perhaps)) (. .) (CC But) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mom)) (VP (VBD made) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (NP (NN spaghetti)) (PP (IN with) (NP (ADJP (VBN chopped) (HYPH -) (RP up)) (JJ hot) (NNS dogs)))) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB whenever)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD wanted))))) (, ,) (RB so) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP who)) (SQ (VP (VBZ cares)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Perhaps . But my mom made me spaghetti with chopped - up hot dogs whenever I wanted, so who cares?
advmod
perhaps
Perhaps
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
mom
mom
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
make
made
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Number=Sing
spaghetti
spaghetti
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
chop
chopped
VERB
VBN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
amod
Degree=Pos
hot
hot
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
dog
dogs
NOUN
NNS
advmod
PronType=Int
whenever
whenever
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
want
wanted
VERB
VBD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
PronType=Int
who
who
PRON
WP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
care
cares
VERB
VBZ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
I'm terribly sorry that I upset your mother. Oh, it's all right . She'll forgive you . She has to or she goes to hell. I can't help but notice how her unconditional love for you is diametrically opposed to my own parenting strategies. Well, you doled out affection as a reward for achievement-- a proven way to raise a child . Or train a rat. But look how well you turned out. I'd feign modesty at this point, but who would believe me? Still, you need to consider how successful Leonard's brother and sister are. I suppose. While my brother and sister are mouth - breathing idiots. Do you suppose you would've flourished more in a reward - based environment? Perhaps . But my mom made me spaghetti with chopped - up hot dogs whenever I wanted, so who cares?