(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD should) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VB meet) (NP (PRP him)))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP bring) (NP (DT a) (NN guy)) (ADVP (RB home)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (PP (RB all) (IN over) (NP (PRP him))) (PP (IN like) (S (NP (NNS coyotes)) (VP (VBG picking) (PRT (RP off)) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ weak) (NNS members)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN herd))))))))) (. .)))
Monica Geller
Why should they meet him? I bring a guy home and they're all over him like coyotes picking off the weak members of the herd.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
meet
meet
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
bring
bring
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
all
all
ADV
RB
case
over
over
ADP
IN
conj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
coyote
coyotes
NOUN
NNS
acl
VerbForm=Ger
pick
picking
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
weak
weak
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
member
members
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
herd
herd
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Listen) (, ,) (SBAR (IN as) (S (NP (NP (NN someone)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN seen) (NP (NP (JJR more)) (PP (IN than) (NP (NP (PRP$ her) (NN share)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ bad) (NN beef))))))))))) (PRN (, ..) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP you))))) (, ,)) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB not) (NP (PDT such) (DT a) (JJ terrible) (NN thing))))) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ Your) (NNS friends)) (VP (VBP are) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG looking) (PP (IN after) (NP (PRP you)))))))) (. .)))
Paula
Listen, as someone who's seen more than her share of bad beef .. I'll tell you, that is not such a terrible thing . Your friends are just looking after you.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
listen
Listen
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
as
as
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
see
seen
VERB
VBN
obj
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
case
than
than
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
share
share
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
bad
bad
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
beef
beef
NOUN
NN
punct
..
..
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det:predet
such
such
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
terrible
terrible
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
friend
friends
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
look
looking
VERB
VBG
case
after
after
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP wish) (SBAR (IN that) (SBAR (IN once) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB bring) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN guy) (NN home)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (ADVP (RB actually)) (VP (VBD liked))))))))))) (. .)))
Monica Geller
I wish that once I'd bring a guy home they actually liked.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wish
wish
VERB
VBP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
mark
once
once
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
bring
bring
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
home
home
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
like
liked
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP realize) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS odds)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBG happening))))) (VP (VBP are) (ADJP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (JJR slimmer)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP they)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBP get) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB meet) (NP (DT the) (NN guy)))))))))))) (. .)))
Paula
You realize the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
realize
realize
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
odd
odds
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
nmod
VerbForm=Ger
happen
happening
VERB
VBG
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Degree=Cmp
slimm
slimmer
ADJ
JJR
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
meet
meet
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Why should they meet him? I bring a guy home and they're all over him like coyotes picking off the weak members of the herd. Listen, as someone who's seen more than her share of bad beef .. I'll tell you, that is not such a terrible thing . Your friends are just looking after you. I wish that once I'd bring a guy home they actually liked. You realize the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy.