(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB look))) (. ?)))
Leonard
How do I look?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Could) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (RBR more) (JJ specific))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Could you be more specific?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
Could
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
root
Degree=Pos
specific
specific
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Can) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB tell) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG perspiring) (NP (DT a) (JJ little))))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
perspire
perspiring
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (DT The) (JJ dark) (ADJP (NN crescent) (HYPH -) (VBN shaped)) (NNS patterns)) (PP (IN under) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS arms)))) (VP (VBP conceal) (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RB nicely))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHNP (WDT What) (NN time)) (SQ (SQ (VBZ is) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN date))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
The dark crescent - shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely . What time is your date?
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
dark
dark
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
crescent
crescent
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
shape
shaped
VERB
VBN
nsubj
Number=Plur
pattern
patterns
NOUN
NNS
case
under
under
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Plur
arm
arms
NOUN
NNS
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
conceal
conceal
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
nicely
nicely
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
PronType=Int
what
What
DET
WDT
parataxis
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
date
date
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (CD Six) (CD thirty) (. .)))
Leonard
Six thirty.
compound
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
six
Six
NUM
CD
root
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
thirty
thirty
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADJP (JJ Perfect))) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ gives) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NP (CD two) (NNS hours) (CC and) (CD 15) (NNS minutes))) (PP (IN for) (S (NP (NP (DT that) (JJ dense) (JJ molecular) (NN cloud)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Aramis)))) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB dissipate)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Perfect, that gives you two hours and 15 minutes for that dense molecular cloud of Aramis to dissipate.
advmod
Degree=Pos
perfect
Perfect
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
give
gives
VERB
VBZ
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Plur
hour
hours
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
15
15
NUM
CD
conj
Number=Plur
minute
minutes
NOUN
NNS
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
dense
dense
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
molecular
molecular
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
cloud
cloud
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Aramis
Aramis
PROPN
NNP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
dissipate
dissipate
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (PRP it)) (ADJP (RB too) (JJ much)) (. ?)))
Leonard
Is it too much?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
much
much
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (RB Not) (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (DT a) (NN rugby) (NN team)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Not if you're a rugby team.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
rugby
rugby
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
team
team
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN By) (NP (DT the) (NN way))) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD should) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VB come) (PRT (RP up)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB join) (NP (PRP us)) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD stuffed) (NP (PRP yourself)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN chicken) (NN carbonara) (NN sub)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NN quiznos)))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
By the way, if it should ever come up, you didn't join us because you stuffed yourself with a chicken carbonara sub at quiznos.
case
by
By
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
join
join
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
stuff
stuffed
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
chicken
chicken
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
carbonara
carbonara
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
sub
sub
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
quiznos
quiznos
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB join) (NP (PRP you)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Why would I join you?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
join
join
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (DT No) (NN reason) (. .) (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (, ,) (S (ADVP (RB maybe)) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB n't) (NP (PDT such) (DT a) (JJ good) (NN idea))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
No reason . Oh, you know what, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
det
no
No
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
maybe
maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
det:predet
such
such
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB now)) (, ,) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB always)) (NP (DT the) (NN possibility) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NP (NN alcohol)) (CC and) (NP (NP (JJ poor) (NN judgment)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ her) (NN part))))) (VP (MD might) (VP (VB lead) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT a) (JJ nice) (JJ romantic) (NN evening))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, no, well, now, there's always the possibility that alcohol and poor judgment on her part might lead to a nice romantic evening.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
possibility
possibility
NOUN
NN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
alcohol
alcohol
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
amod
Degree=Pos
poor
poor
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
judgment
judgment
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
part
part
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
acl
VerbForm=Inf
lead
lead
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
romantic
romantic
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
evening
evening
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ right) (. .)) (SBAR (S (NP (NN Alcohol) (, ,) (JJ poor) (NN judgment) (. .)) (NP (PRP It)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB well))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
You're right . Alcohol, poor judgment . It could go well.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Sing
alcohol
Alcohol
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
poor
poor
ADJ
JJ
list
Number=Sing
judgment
judgment
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB well))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (IN Of) (NN course)) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ other) (NN possibility)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (DT this) (NN date)) (VP (VBZ kicks) (PRT (RP off)) (NP (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RB rather) (JJ unpleasant)) (CD six) (NNS months)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT the) (CD two)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG passing) (ADVP (RB awkwardly)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN hall))))))))) (, ,) (SBAR (IN until) (S (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you)))) (VP (VP (VBZ breaks) (PRT (RP down))) (CC and) (VP (VBZ moves) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT another) (NN zip) (NN code))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
it could go well . Of course there is the other possibility, that this date kicks off a rather unpleasant six months of the two of you passing awkwardly in the hall, until one of you breaks down and moves to another zip code.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
of
Of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
possibility
possibility
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
date
date
NOUN
NN
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
kick
kicks
VERB
VBZ
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
rather
rather
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
unpleasant
unpleasant
ADJ
JJ
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
six
six
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Plur
month
months
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl
VerbForm=Ger
pass
passing
VERB
VBG
advmod
awkwardly
awkwardly
ADV
RB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
hall
hall
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
until
until
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
break
breaks
VERB
VBZ
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
move
moves
VERB
VBZ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
another
another
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
zip
zip
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
code
code
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN stopped) (PP (IN at)))))) (, ,) (`` ") (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB well))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Leonard
You could have stopped at, " It could go well . "
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
stop
stopped
VERB
VBN
mark
at
at
ADP
IN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB have))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB have))) (. .)))
Sheldon
If I could have, I would have.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RB perfectly) (JJ nice)) (NN guy)))) (. .) (S (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT no) (NN reason)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD could) (RB n't) (VP (VP (VB go) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN restaurant)))) (CC and) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (JJ lovely) (NN dinner)))))))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (VP (VP (VB take) (NP (DT a) (NN walk)) (ADVP (RB afterwards))) (, ,) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN about) (NP (NP (NNS things)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP have) (PP (IN in) (NP (JJ common))))))))) (. .) (`` ") (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP love) (NP (NN pottery)))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP love) (NP (NN pottery)))) (. .) ('' ") (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,) (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (NN pause)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (DT both) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG happening)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP kiss))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (JJ tentative)) (PP (IN at) (NP (JJ first))))) (. .) (CC But) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP realize) (, ,) (S (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG kissing) (NP (PRP me)) (ADVP (RB back))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG biting) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJR lower) (NN lip))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ wants) (NP (PRP me)))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This) (NN thing)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG going) (NP (DT the) (NN distance))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB have) (NP (NN sex)))))))) (. .) (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (NNP God)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNP God))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I mean, I'm a perfectly nice guy . There's no reason we couldn't go to the restaurant and have a lovely dinner . Maybe take a walk afterwards, talk about things we have in common . " You love pottery? I love pottery . " You know, there's a pause . We both know what's happening . We kiss . It's a little tentative at first . But I realize, she's kissing me back, she's biting my lower lip . She wants me . This thing is going the distance . We're gonna have sex . Oh, God, oh, my God.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
perfectly
perfectly
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
restaurant
restaurant
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
lovely
lovely
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
dinner
dinner
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
take
take
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
walk
walk
NOUN
NN
advmod
Degree=Pos
afterwards
afterwards
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Degree=Pos
common
common
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
love
love
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
pottery
pottery
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
love
love
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
pottery
pottery
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
pause
pause
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
det
both
both
DET
DT
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
happen
happening
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
kiss
kiss
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
tentative
tentative
ADJ
JJ
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
first
first
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
realize
realize
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
kiss
kissing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
bite
biting
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Cmp
low
lower
ADJ
JJR
obj
Number=Sing
lip
lip
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
wants
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
distance
distance
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
oh
oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
parataxis
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (DT the) (NN sex)) (VP (VBG starting) (ADVP (RB now))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Is the sex starting now?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
root
VerbForm=Ger
start
starting
VERB
VBG
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG having) (NP (DT a) (NN panic) (NN attack)))) (. .)))
Leonard
I'm having a panic attack.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
panic
panic
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
attack
attack
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH okay) (. .) (WHADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB then)) (, ,) (VP (VB calm) (PRT (RP down)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, okay . Well, then, calm down.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
okay
okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
calm
calm
VERB
VB
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD would) (RB n't) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG having) (NP (DT an) (NN attack))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP call) (NP (PRP it)) (S (NP (DT a) (NN panic) (NN attack)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
If I could, I wouldn't be having an attack . That's why they call it a panic attack.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
attack
attack
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
PronType=Rel
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
call
call
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
panic
panic
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Number=Sing
attack
attack
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (DT All) (UH right)) (, ,) (ADJP (DT all) (JJ right) (. .)) (INTJ (UH Uh)) (, ,) (S (NP (UH s-) (UH s-)) (VP (VP (VB sit) (PRT (RP down)) (. .) (INTJ (UH Yeah))) (, ,) (VP (VB sit) (PRT (RP down))) (. .) (ADVP (RB Now)) (VP (VB close) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS eyes))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
All right, all right . Uh, s- s- sit down . Yeah, sit down . Now close your eyes.
det
all
All
DET
DT
discourse
right
right
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
all
all
DET
DT
discourse
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
reparandum
s-
s-
INTJ
UH
reparandum
s-
s-
INTJ
UH
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
sit
sit
VERB
VB
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
sit
sit
VERB
VB
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
close
close
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
eye
eyes
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (WRB Why) (. ?)))
Leonard
Why?
root
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Just)) (VP (VB do) (NP (PRP it) (. .) (UH Okay))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Just do it . Okay.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Okay) (. .)))
Leonard
Okay.
root
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (VP (VB try) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB increase) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ alpha) (NN wave) (NN activity)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Now try to increase your alpha wave activity.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
try
try
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
increase
increase
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
alpha
alpha
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
wave
wave
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
activity
activity
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Leonard
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (. !) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (NN biofeedback) (NN technique)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NN relaxation)) (PP (IN through) (NP (NML (NN brain) (NN wave)) (NN manipulation)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD read) (NP (DT a) (NN paper)) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it))) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NN journal)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ american) (NN neuroscience))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (ADJP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (RB sparsely)) (VBN sourced)))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (S (S (NP (DT the) (JJ basic) (NN science)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ valid)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB probably)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RB here)) (ADVP (RB somewher)) (NNP E.))))))))
Sheldon
! It's a biofeedback technique . It's relaxation through brain wave manipulation . I read a paper about it in journal of american neuroscience . It was a little sparsely sourced, but I think the basic science is valid . I probably have it here somewher E.
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
biofeedback
biofeedback
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
technique
technique
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Number=Sing
relaxation
relaxation
NOUN
NN
case
through
through
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
brain
brain
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
wave
wave
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
manipulation
manipulation
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
read
read
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
paper
paper
NOUN
NN
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
journal
journal
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
American
american
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
neuroscience
neuroscience
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
advmod
sparsely
sparsely
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
source
sourced
VERB
VBN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
basic
basic
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
science
science
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Degree=Pos
valid
valid
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
probably
probably
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
advmod
somewher
somewher
ADV
RB
discourse
Number=Sing
E.
E.
PROPN
NNP
(ROOT (S (SBARQ (WHNP (WP Who)) (SQ (SQ (VBP am) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBG kidding)))) (. ?)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB go) (PRT (RB through)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT this) (. .))) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VP (VB call) (NP (PRP her))) (CC and) (VP (VB cancel))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Who am I kidding? I can't go through with this . You need to call her and cancel.
obj
PronType=Int
who
Who
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
kid
kidding
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
through
through
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
call
call
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
cancel
cancel
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (PRP Me) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Me?
root
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
Me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yes) (. .)))
Leonard
Yes.
root
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (MD should) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP her)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What should I tell her?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Tell) (NP (PRP her)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sick)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Tell her I'm sick.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
tell
Tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Degree=Pos
sick
sick
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Okay) (. .)))
Sheldon
Okay.
root
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Tell) (NP (PRP her)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sick))))))) (. .) (NP (NP (NP (NP (RB Not) (DT the) (NN kind)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN illness)))) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (MD will) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (PRP her)) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VP (VB come) (ADVP (RB over))) (CC and) (VP (VB take) (NP (NP (NN care)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP me))))))))))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (NP (NP (NN nothing)) (ADJP (ADJP (RB so) (JJ critical)) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB feel) (ADVP (JJ uncomfortable)) (S (VP (VBG going) (ADVP (RB out) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP me)))) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN future))))) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB try) (NP (DT this)) (ADVP (RB again))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Tell her I'm sick . Not the kind of illness that will make her want to come over and take care of me, but nothing so critical that she'll feel uncomfortable going out with me in the future if I want to try this again.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
tell
Tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Degree=Pos
sick
sick
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
illness
illness
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
advmod
over
over
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
care
care
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
nothing
PRON
NN
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
critical
critical
ADJ
JJ
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
acl
VerbForm=Inf
feel
feel
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
uncomfortable
uncomfortable
ADJ
JJ
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
go
going
VERB
VBG
advmod
out
out
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
future
future
NOUN
NN
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
try
try
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBD Got) (NP (PRP it)) (. .) (RB So) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG assuming) (NP (NP (NN nothing)) (ADJP (JJ venereal)))))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP her)) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VP (VBD had) (NP (DT a) (JJ routine) (NN conoloscopy))) (CC and) (VP (VBP have) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB quite)) (VP (VBN bounced) (ADVP (RB back)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Got it . So I'm assuming nothing venereal? I'll just tell her that you had a routine conoloscopy and haven't quite bounced back.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
Got
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
assume
assuming
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
nothing
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
venereal
venereal
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
routine
routine
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
conoloscopy
conoloscopy
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
quite
quite
ADV
RB
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
bounce
bounced
VERB
VBN
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Give) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (DT the) (NN phone))) (. .)))
Leonard
Give me the phone.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
give
Give
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
phone
phone
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD wanted) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB cancel)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I thought you wanted to cancel.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
want
wanted
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
cancel
cancel
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can't) (, ,) (SBAR (IN because) (S (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB show) (PRT (RP up)))))) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD 'll) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG expecting) (NP (PRP you)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I can't, because if I don't show up she'll still be expecting you.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Fin
can't
can't
AUX
MD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
show
show
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
expect
expecting
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG expecting) (NP (PRP me))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Why would she be expecting me?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
expect
expecting
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Stop) (S (VP (VBG asking) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (PDT all) (DT these) (NNS questions)))))) (. .) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB take) (NP (DT another) (NN shower)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Stop asking me all these questions . I need to take another shower.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stop
Stop
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
ask
asking
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
this
these
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
question
questions
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
det
another
another
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
shower
shower
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
How do I look? Could you be more specific? Can you tell I'm perspiring a little? The dark crescent - shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely . What time is your date? Six thirty. Perfect, that gives you two hours and 15 minutes for that dense molecular cloud of Aramis to dissipate. Is it too much? Not if you're a rugby team. By the way, if it should ever come up, you didn't join us because you stuffed yourself with a chicken carbonara sub at quiznos. Why would I join you? No reason . Oh, you know what, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Oh, no, well, now, there's always the possibility that alcohol and poor judgment on her part might lead to a nice romantic evening. You're right . Alcohol, poor judgment . It could go well. it could go well . Of course there is the other possibility, that this date kicks off a rather unpleasant six months of the two of you passing awkwardly in the hall, until one of you breaks down and moves to another zip code. You could have stopped at, " It could go well . " If I could have, I would have. I mean, I'm a perfectly nice guy . There's no reason we couldn't go to the restaurant and have a lovely dinner . Maybe take a walk afterwards, talk about things we have in common . " You love pottery? I love pottery . " You know, there's a pause . We both know what's happening . We kiss . It's a little tentative at first . But I realize, she's kissing me back, she's biting my lower lip . She wants me . This thing is going the distance . We're gonna have sex . Oh, God, oh, my God. Is the sex starting now? I'm having a panic attack. Oh, okay . Well, then, calm down. If I could, I wouldn't be having an attack . That's why they call it a panic attack. All right, all right . Uh, s- s- sit down . Yeah, sit down . Now close your eyes. Why? Just do it . Okay. Okay. Now try to increase your alpha wave activity. What? ! It's a biofeedback technique . It's relaxation through brain wave manipulation . I read a paper about it in journal of american neuroscience . It was a little sparsely sourced, but I think the basic science is valid . I probably have it here somewher E. Who am I kidding? I can't go through with this . You need to call her and cancel. Me? Yes. What should I tell her? Tell her I'm sick. Okay. Tell her I'm sick . Not the kind of illness that will make her want to come over and take care of me, but nothing so critical that she'll feel uncomfortable going out with me in the future if I want to try this again. Got it . So I'm assuming nothing venereal? I'll just tell her that you had a routine conoloscopy and haven't quite bounced back. Give me the phone. I thought you wanted to cancel. I can't, because if I don't show up she'll still be expecting you. Why would she be expecting me? Stop asking me all these questions . I need to take another shower.