(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Sorry)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB clock) (PRT (RP out)))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Sorry, I had to clock out.
discourse
sorry
Sorry
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
clock
clock
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ okay) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBP have) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBN been)))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Oh, no, that's okay . How have you been?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
okay
okay
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Okay) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ busy)) (, ,) (NN schoolwork))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Okay . You know, busy, schoolwork.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Degree=Pos
busy
busy
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
schoolwork
schoolwork
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD took) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (NN scuba) (HYPH -) (NN diving)) (NN course)) (PP (IN over) (NP (DT the) (NN summer))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ turns) (PRT (RP out)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ terrified) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN ocean) (. .) (JJ Same))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
I took a scuba - diving course over the summer, but it turns out I'm terrified of the ocean . Same.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
take
took
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
scuba
scuba
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
diving
diving
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
case
over
over
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
summer
summer
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
turn
turns
VERB
VBZ
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Degree=Pos
terrified
terrified
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
ocean
ocean
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
appos
Degree=Pos
same
Same
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (RB Too) (JJ bad) (. .)))
Bernadette
Too bad.
advmod
too
Too
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
bad
bad
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD would) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (NP (NP (NP (NN anybody)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ wants) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB buy) (NP (DT a) (JJ wet) (NN suit))))))))) (, ,) (NP (NP (NN boy) (POS 's)) (ADJP (JJ large))) (. ?) (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (VP (VB forget) (NP (PRP it)) (. .) (ADJP (RB Not) (JJ important) (. .) (RB So))) (, ,) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG seeing) (NP (NN anyone))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
You wouldn't know anybody who wants to buy a wet suit, boy's large? Yeah, forget it . Not important . So, are you seeing anyone?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anybody
anybody
PRON
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
wants
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
buy
buy
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
wet
wet
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
suit
suit
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
boy
boy
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
appos
Degree=Pos
large
large
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
forget
forget
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
important
important
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
see
seeing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anyone
anyone
PRON
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ honest))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (. ...)))
Bernadette
Well, to be honest, I ...
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advcl
Degree=Pos
honest
honest
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (WHADVP (WRB how)) (SQ (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBG doing) (PP (IN over) (ADVP (RB here))))) (. ?)) (SQ (MD Can) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB drink)))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Hey, how are we doing over here? Can I get you something to drink?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
case
over
over
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
drink
drink
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (PP (RB Not) (IN for) (NP (PRP me)) (, ,) (NP (NN thanks)) (. .)))
Howard
Not for me, thanks.
root
not
Not
PART
RB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Number=Sing
thanks
thanks
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ okay))) (. .)))
Bernadette
I'm okay.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
okay
okay
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB order) (NP (NN food))))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Are you gonna want to order food?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
order
order
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
food
food
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (ADVP (RBR later)) (. .)))
Howard
Maybe later.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Cmp
late
later
ADV
RBR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Okay) (. .)))
Penny
Okay.
root
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (ADVP (RB So)) (, ,) (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG seeing) (NP (NN anybody))) (. ?)))
Howard
So, are you seeing anybody?
discourse
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
see
seeing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anybody
anybody
PRON
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH No) (. .)))
Bernadette
No.
root
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP him)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD asked) (NP (PRP me)))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP hope) (SBAR (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN line))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
That's what I told him when he asked me . I hope that's not out of line.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
ask
asked
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
hope
hope
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
ccomp
Number=Sing
line
line
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ fine))) (. .)))
Bernadette
No, it's fine.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
fine
fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Penny)) (, ,) (SQ (MD can) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (JJ little) (NN privacy)))) (. ?)))
Howard
Penny, can we have a little privacy?
vocative
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
privacy
privacy
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH Oh) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh . I'm sorry.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (WHNP (WP What)) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP you))) (, ,) (SQ (VBP have) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG seeing) (NP (NN anybody))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
What about you, have you been seeing anybody?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
see
seeing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anybody
anybody
PRON
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ is) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNS guys))))))) (. .) (PRN (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NNS needs)))) (CC and) (. ...)))
Howard
Well, you know how it is with guys . I mean, we have needs and ...
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Plur
need
needs
NOUN
NNS
conj
and
and
CCONJ
CC
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (RB So) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG seeing) (NP (JJ other) (NNS girls))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
So you've been seeing other girls?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
see
seeing
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
girl
girls
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (RB not) (NP (JJ real) (NNS girls)) (. .)))
Howard
Well, not real girls.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Plur
girl
girls
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Does) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VB mean) (NP (JJ slutty) (NNS trolls))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Does that mean slutty trolls?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Does
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
root
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
slutty
slutty
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
troll
trolls
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP look) (ADJP (JJ thirsty)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD brought) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (DT some) (JJ iced) (NN tea)))) (. .)))
Penny
You know, you look thirsty . I brought you some iced tea.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VBP
xcomp
Degree=Pos
thirsty
thirsty
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
bring
brought
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
some
some
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
iced
iced
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Thank you.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NN passion) (NN fruit)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ new) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN menu)))))) (. .)))
Penny
It's passion fruit, new on the menu.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
compound
Number=Sing
passion
passion
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
fruit
fruit
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
menu
menu
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP work) (ADVP (RB here)))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
I know . I work here.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
work
work
VERB
VBP
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH sorry) (. .) (INTJ (UH Yeah))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ right) (. .) (UH Doy) (. .) (RB So) (, ,) (NP (NNP Howard)) (, ,) (ADVP (UH yay) (CC or) (UH nay)))) (. ?)))
Penny
Oh, sorry . Yeah, you're right . Doy . So, Howard, yay or nay?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
sorry
sorry
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
doy
Doy
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yay
yay
INTJ
UH
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
nay
nay
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Is) (RB n't) (NP (EX there)) (ADVP (RB somewhere) (JJ else)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB be))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Isn't there somewhere else you can be?
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
VERB
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
nsubj
somewhere
somewhere
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
else
else
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (RB Not) (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB hear) (NP (PRP you) (NNS guys))))) (. .)))
Penny
Not where I can hear you guys.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
advmod
PronType=Int
where
where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
hear
hear
VERB
VB
dep
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
iobj
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH fine) (. .)) (PRN (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB admit)))) (, ,)) (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (JJ dark) (, ,) (JJ sordid) (JJ little) (NNS corners)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNP Internet)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (NN name)) (SBAR (S (NP (NNP Wolowizard)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBN whispered) (PP (IN in) (NP (JJ hushed) (NNS tones)))))))) (. .) (NP (NP (DT The) (JJ only) (NN reason)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP go) (ADVP (RB there))))))) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ only) (NN reason)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VBN gone) (ADVP (RB there))))))) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (JJ real) (NN woman)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN life)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (ADJP (JJ happy)))))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Okay, fine . I'll admit, there are dark, sordid little corners of the Internet where the name Wolowizard is whispered in hushed tones . The only reason I go there, the only reason I've ever gone there is because I don't have a real woman in my life . You happy?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
fine
fine
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
admit
admit
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
VERB
VBP
amod
Degree=Pos
dark
dark
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
sordid
sordid
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Plur
corner
corners
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
Internet
Internet
PROPN
NNP
advmod
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
name
name
NOUN
NN
appos
Number=Sing
Wolowizard
Wolowizard
PROPN
NNP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
whisper
whispered
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
hushed
hushed
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
tone
tones
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
only
only
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VBP
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
only
only
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
go
gone
VERB
VBN
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB hold) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (NN while))))) (. .)))
Penny
Yeah, that'll hold me for a while.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
hold
hold
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
while
while
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Howard)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD did) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (JJ real) (NN woman)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (RB right) (RB there)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (JJ next) (NN room))) (SBAR (IN while) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (VP (VBG clicking) (NP (NP (DT that) (NN troll) (POS 's)) (NNS brains)) (PRT (RP out)))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Howard, you did have a real woman . I was right there in the next room while you were clicking that troll's brains out.
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
parataxis
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
next
next
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
room
room
NOUN
NN
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
click
clicking
VERB
VBG
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
troll
troll
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Plur
brain
brains
NOUN
NNS
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD were) (RB n't))) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP I) (, -) (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,) (NP (NP (PRP you)) (CC and) (NP (PRP I))) (ADVP (RB never)) (. ...)))
Howard
Yeah, but we weren't...I - I mean, you and I never ...
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
never
never
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBD Had) (NP (NN sex)) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Had sex?
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
Had
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yeah) (. .)))
Howard
Yeah.
root
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP$ whose) (NN fault)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT that))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Well, whose fault was that?
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Poss=Yes|PronType=Rel
whose
whose
PRON
WP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
fault
fault
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (JJ Complimentary) (NNS nachos)) (. !) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP enjoy) (. .) (ADVP (RB Never)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (NN sex))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Complimentary nachos! You enjoy . Never had sex?
amod
Degree=Pos
Complimentary
Complimentary
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Plur
nacho
nachos
NOUN
NNS
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
enjoy
enjoy
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
never
Never
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB mean))) (, ,) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP$ whose) (NN fault)) (SQ (VP (VBD was)) (NP (DT that)))) (. ?)))
Howard
What do you mean, whose fault was that?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Poss=Yes|PronType=Rel
whose
whose
PRON
WP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
fault
fault
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
ccomp
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB 've) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG having) (NP (NN sex)))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBD made) (NP (DT the) (NN move)))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Well, we could've been having sex, but you never made the move.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
've
AUX
VB
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
make
made
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
move
move
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD wanted) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (NP (DT the) (NN move)))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
I didn't think you wanted me to make the move.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
want
wanted
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
move
move
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Howard)) (, ,) (NP (DT a) (NN girl)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB out)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN man)) (PP (IN like) (NP (PRP you))))) (, ,) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS looks))) (, ,) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ fancy) (NN patter)) (CC and) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ tight) (NN hoochie) (NNS pants))) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (VP (VBG expecting) (S (NP (PRP him)) (VP (TO to) (ADVP (RB eventually)) (VP (VB make) (NP (DT the) (NN move))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Howard, a girl doesn't go out with a man like you, with your looks, your fancy patter and your tight hoochie pants if she's not expecting him to eventually make the move.
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
out
out
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Plur
look
looks
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
fancy
fancy
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
patter
patter
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
tight
tight
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
hoochie
hoochie
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Plur
pant
pants
NOUN
NNS
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
expect
expecting
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advmod
eventually
eventually
ADV
RB
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
move
move
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB Really) (. .)))
Howard
Really.
root
really
Really
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB Really) (. .)))
Bernadette
Really.
root
really
Really
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NP (NN Son)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT a) (NN bitch))) (. .)))
Howard
Son of a bitch.
root
Number=Sing
son
Son
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
bitch
bitch
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (S (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT a) (JJ little) (JJ awkward)))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN manager)) (VP (VBZ says) (SBAR (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB actually)) (VP (VB give) (NP (NNS nachos)) (ADVP (RB away))))) (. .) (RB So) (, ...) (S (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB take) (NP (DT that)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ ready))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Hey, this is a little awkward, but my manager says I can't actually give nachos away . So...just take that when you're ready.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
root
Degree=Pos
awkward
awkward
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
manager
manager
NOUN
NN
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
says
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
give
give
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
nacho
nachos
NOUN
NNS
advmod
away
away
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl
Degree=Pos
ready
ready
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Sorry, I had to clock out. Oh, no, that's okay . How have you been? Okay . You know, busy, schoolwork. I took a scuba - diving course over the summer, but it turns out I'm terrified of the ocean . Same. Too bad. You wouldn't know anybody who wants to buy a wet suit, boy's large? Yeah, forget it . Not important . So, are you seeing anyone? Well, to be honest, I ... Hey, how are we doing over here? Can I get you something to drink? Not for me, thanks. I'm okay. Are you gonna want to order food? Maybe later. Okay. So, are you seeing anybody? No. That's what I told him when he asked me . I hope that's not out of line. No, it's fine. Penny, can we have a little privacy? Oh . I'm sorry. What about you, have you been seeing anybody? Well, you know how it is with guys . I mean, we have needs and ... So you've been seeing other girls? Well, not real girls. Does that mean slutty trolls? You know, you look thirsty . I brought you some iced tea. Thank you. It's passion fruit, new on the menu. I know . I work here. Oh, sorry . Yeah, you're right . Doy . So, Howard, yay or nay? Isn't there somewhere else you can be? Not where I can hear you guys. Okay, fine . I'll admit, there are dark, sordid little corners of the Internet where the name Wolowizard is whispered in hushed tones . The only reason I go there, the only reason I've ever gone there is because I don't have a real woman in my life . You happy? Yeah, that'll hold me for a while. Howard, you did have a real woman . I was right there in the next room while you were clicking that troll's brains out. Yeah, but we weren't...I - I mean, you and I never ... Had sex? Yeah. Well, whose fault was that? Complimentary nachos! You enjoy . Never had sex? What do you mean, whose fault was that? Well, we could've been having sex, but you never made the move. I didn't think you wanted me to make the move. Howard, a girl doesn't go out with a man like you, with your looks, your fancy patter and your tight hoochie pants if she's not expecting him to eventually make the move. Really. Really. Son of a bitch. Hey, this is a little awkward, but my manager says I can't actually give nachos away . So...just take that when you're ready.