(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT this))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Howard)))) (. .)))
Leonard
I don't know about this, Howard.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG having) (NP (NN trouble)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (NML (JJ long) (HYPH -) (NN distance)) (NN lovemaking)))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN answer)))) (. .) (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (CD two) (NNS interfaces)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBP simulate) (NP (DT a) (JJ human) (NN mouth)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (CD one)))) (, ,) (S (NP (NNP Priya)) (VP (VBZ has) (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP India))))) (. .) (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP move) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS lips) (CC and) (NN tongue)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP yours)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ transmits) (SBAR (WHNP (ADVP (RB exactly)) (WHNP (WP what))) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG doing) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP hers)))))))) (. .) (S (VP (VB See) (. ?) (NP (NP (NN Internet) (NN kissing)) (. .) (S (VP (VB Give) (NP (PRP it)) (NP (DT a) (NN try)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
You're having trouble with the long - distance lovemaking . This is your answer . There are two interfaces that simulate a human mouth . You have one, Priya has one in India . When you move your lips and tongue on yours, it transmits exactly what you're doing to hers . See? Internet kissing . Give it a try.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
trouble
trouble
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
distance
distance
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
lovemaking
lovemaking
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
parataxis
Number=Sing
answer
answer
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
VERB
VBP
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
nsubj
Number=Plur
interface
interfaces
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
simulate
simulate
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
human
human
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
mouth
mouth
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Priya
Priya
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
India
India
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
move
move
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
lip
lips
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
tongue
tongue
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
yours
yours
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
transmit
transmits
VERB
VBZ
advmod
exactly
exactly
ADV
RB
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
hers
hers
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
see
See
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
compound
Number=Sing
internet
Internet
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
kissing
kissing
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
give
Give
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
try
try
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (ADVP (RB so)))) (. .)))
Leonard
I don't think so.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB try) (NP (PRP it)) (. .) (PP (IN Like) (NP (DT this))))) (. ?)))
Raj
I'll try it . Like this?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
try
try
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
like
Like
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Really)) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN tongue)) (PP (IN in) (ADVP (RB there))) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB activate) (NP (DT the) (NN motion) (NN sensor)))))) (. .)))
Howard
Really get your tongue in there to activate the motion sensor.
advmod
really
Really
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
tongue
tongue
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
activate
activate
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
motion
motion
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
sensor
sensor
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (PP (IN Like) (NP (DT this)) (. ?)))
Raj
Like this?
case
like
Like
ADP
IN
root
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Close) (. .) (ADJP (RB Really) (JJ French)) (NP (PRP it))) (. .)))
Howard
Close . Really French it.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
close
Close
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
really
Really
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
French
French
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJR Better)) (. ?)))
Raj
Better?
root
Degree=Cmp
good
Better
ADJ
JJR
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (PRP it)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .)))
Howard
Yeah, you got it, you got it.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ impressed)))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ lifelike)))) (. .)))
Raj
I'm impressed . This is very lifelike.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
impressed
impressed
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
lifelike
lifelike
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Whoa))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBP bit) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN tongue))) (. .)))
Howard
Whoa, you just bit my tongue.
discourse
whoa
Whoa
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
bite
bit
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
tongue
tongue
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I) (, -) (PRP I)) (VP (VBD nibbled) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG being) (ADJP (JJ playful))))))) (. .)))
Raj
I - I nibbled . I was being playful.
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
nibble
nibbled
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
cop
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
parataxis
Degree=Pos
playful
playful
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (NN everything)) (ADJP (JJ weird)))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Why do you have to make everything weird?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
everything
PRON
NN
xcomp
Degree=Pos
weird
weird
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Sorry) (. .) (JJR Better) (. ?)))
Raj
Sorry . Better?
discourse
Degree=Pos
sorry
Sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
Degree=Cmp
good
Better
ADJ
JJR
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (. .)))
Howard
Oh, yeah.
root
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
I don't know about this, Howard. You're having trouble with the long - distance lovemaking . This is your answer . There are two interfaces that simulate a human mouth . You have one, Priya has one in India . When you move your lips and tongue on yours, it transmits exactly what you're doing to hers . See? Internet kissing . Give it a try. I don't think so. I'll try it . Like this? Really get your tongue in there to activate the motion sensor. Like this? Close . Really French it. Better? Yeah, you got it, you got it. I'm impressed . This is very lifelike. Whoa, you just bit my tongue. I - I nibbled . I was being playful. Why do you have to make everything weird? Sorry . Better? Oh, yeah.