(ROOT (S (NFP _) (S (VP (VB Make) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP remember))))))) (, ,) (NP (DT no) (NNS peanuts)) (. .)))
Howard
_ Make sure they remember, no peanuts.
punct
_
_
PUNCT
NFP
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
make
Make
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
remember
remember
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
no
no
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
peanut
peanuts
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Howard)) (, ,) (S (NP (NP (DT every) (JJ Thai) (NN restaurant)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN town)))) (VP (VBZ knows) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB eat) (NP (NNS peanuts)))))))) (. .) (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP see) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VBG coming)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP go))) (, ,) (`` ") (INTJ (UH Ah)) (, ,) (NP (NML (UH no) (HYPH -) (NN peanut)) (NN boy)) (. .) ('' ")))
Leonard
Howard, every Thai restaurant in town knows you can't eat peanuts . When they see me coming, they go, " Ah, no - peanut boy . "
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
every
every
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
Thai
Thai
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
restaurant
restaurant
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
town
town
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
knows
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
eat
eat
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
peanut
peanuts
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
see
see
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
come
coming
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
discourse
ah
Ah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
peanut
peanut
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
boy
boy
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Hello)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Penny)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VBD left) (. .)))
Sheldon
Hello, Penny, Leonard just left.
discourse
hello
Hello
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
leave
left
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD wanna) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP you)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
I know, I wanna talk to you.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Number=Sing|VerbForm=Fin
wanna
wanna
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN about)))) (. ?)) (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (NP (NP (DT no) (JJ overlapping) (NNS areas)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN interest)))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ aware) (PP (IN of))))))) (. .) (SBAR (IN As) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB care) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN chitchat))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
What would we talk about? We have no overlapping areas of interest I'm aware of . As you know, I don't care for chitchat.
obl
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
no
no
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
overlapping
overlapping
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
area
areas
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
interest
interest
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Degree=Pos
aware
aware
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
as
As
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
care
care
VERB
VB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
chitchat
chitchat
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Can) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB let) (NP (PRP me)) (PRT (RP in))) (. ?)))
Penny
Can you just let me in?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
in
in
ADP
RP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (DT all) (JJ right))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB see) (NP (DT this)) (PP (IN as) (NP (DT a) (JJ promising) (NN endeavor)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, all right, but I don't see this as a promising endeavor.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
all
all
DET
DT
root
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
promising
promising
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
endeavor
endeavor
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB here)) (VP (VBZ 's)) (NP (DT the) (NN deal)) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB throw) (ADVP (RP leonard)) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (NN kick) (HYPH -) (NN ass)) (NN surprise) (NN party)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN birthday))) (PP (IN on) (NP (NNP saturday))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, here's the deal . We are going to throw leonard a kick - ass surprise party for his birthday on saturday.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
deal
deal
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
throw
throw
VERB
VB
compound:prt
leonard
leonard
ADP
RP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
kick
kick
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
ass
ass
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
surprise
surprise
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
birthday
birthday
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Saturday
saturday
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB hardly)) (VP (VBP think) (ADVP (RB so)))) (. .) (S (NP (NNP Leonard)) (VP (VBD made) (S (NP (NP (PRP it))) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ clear)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB want) (NP (DT a) (NN party))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I hardly think so . Leonard made it very clear he doesn't want a party.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
hardly
hardly
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
make
made
VERB
VBD
expl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
clear
clear
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBD Did) (NP (NN someone)) (VP (VB say) (NP (NN party))) (. ?)))
Howard
Did someone say party?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
Did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
root
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP He)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ wants) (NP (CD one))))) (, ,) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBN had) (NP (CD one)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
He just doesn't know he wants one, because he's never had one.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
wants
VERB
VBZ
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
have
had
VERB
VBN
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP suppose) (SBAR (SBAR (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ possible)))) (. .) (CC But) (S (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (NN record))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBN had) (NP (DT a) (NN threesome)))))) (CC and) (S (ADVP (RB yet)) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (NP (CD one))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
I suppose that's possible . But for the record, I've never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
suppose
suppose
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Degree=Pos
possible
possible
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
record
record
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
have
had
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
threesome
threesome
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
yet
yet
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Howard)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB here)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN difference--)) (SBAR (S (NP (DT the) (NN possibility)) (VP (VBZ exists) (SBAR (IN that) (S (ADVP (NNP leonard)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN birthday) (NN party)) (SBAR (IN before) (S (NP (NN hell)) (VP (VBZ freezes) (PRT (RP over)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Howard, here's the difference-- the possibility exists that leonard could have a birthday party before hell freezes over.
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
difference--
difference--
NOUN
NN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
possibility
possibility
NOUN
NN
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
exist
exists
VERB
VBZ
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Leonard
leonard
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
birthday
birthday
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
mark
before
before
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
hell
hell
NOUN
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
freeze
freezes
VERB
VBZ
compound:prt
over
over
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (S (ADJP (JJ Fine) (. .) (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN threesome)))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (NN part)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP it))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG kidding) (. .) (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can))) (. .) (SQ (MD Can) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB bring) (NP (DT a) (NN friend))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Fine . If I do have a threesome, you can't be part of it . I'm just kidding . Yes, you can . Can you bring a friend?
discourse
Degree=Pos
Fine
Fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
threesome
threesome
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Number=Sing
part
part
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
kid
kidding
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
bring
bring
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (S (NP (DT a) (NN birthday) (NN party)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT a) (JJ terrible) (NN idea)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP envy) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (PP (IN for) (S (VP (VBG growing) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN without) (NP (DT that) (NN anguish) (. .) (NN Anguish))))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
I think a birthday party is a terrible idea . I envy Leonard for growing up without that anguish . Anguish?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
birthday
birthday
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
terrible
terrible
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
envy
envy
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
grow
growing
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
without
without
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
anguish
anguish
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Sing
anguish
Anguish
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN Anguish) (. ?)))
Penny
Anguish?
root
Number=Sing
anguish
Anguish
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (NN Year)) (PP (IN after) (NP (NN year)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (VP (VP (TO to) (VP (VB endure) (S (VP (VBG wearing) (NP (JJ conical) (NNS hats)))) (SBAR (IN while) (S (VP (VBG being) (VP (VBN forced) (PP (IN into) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ crowded) (, ,) (JJ sweaty) (NN hell)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ bouncy) (NNS castles))))))))))) (. .) (VP (CONJP (RB Not) (TO to)) (VB mention) (VP (VP (VBG being) (VP (VBN blindfolded))) (CC and) (VP (VBN spun) (PP (IN toward))) (NP (DT a) (JJ grotesque) (JJ tailless) (NN donkey)) (SBAR (IN as) (S (NP (DT the) (JJ other) (NNS children)) (VP (VBD mocked) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN disorientation))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Year after year, I had to endure wearing conical hats while being forced into the crowded, sweaty hell of bouncy castles . Not to mention being blindfolded and spun toward a grotesque tailless donkey as the other children mocked my disorientation.
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
year
Year
NOUN
NN
case
after
after
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
year
year
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
endure
endure
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
wear
wearing
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
conical
conical
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
hat
hats
NOUN
NNS
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
aux:pass
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
force
forced
VERB
VBN
case
into
into
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
crowded
crowded
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
sweaty
sweaty
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
hell
hell
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
bouncy
bouncy
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
castle
castles
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
not
Not
PART
RB
fixed
to
to
PART
TO
fixed
VerbForm=Inf
mention
mention
VERB
VB
aux:pass
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
blindfold
blindfolded
VERB
VBN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
spun
spun
VERB
VBN
case
toward
toward
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
grotesque
grotesque
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
tailless
tailless
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
donkey
donkey
NOUN
NN
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Plur
child
children
NOUN
NNS
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
mock
mocked
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
disorientation
disorientation
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH sweetie)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP understand) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (NNS scars)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (NP (DT no) (NN nonprofessional)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB heal))))))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (, ,) (S (ADVP (RB nevertheless)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB throw) (ADVP (RP leonard)) (NP (DT a) (NN birthday) (NN party)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, sweetie, I understand you have scars that no nonprofessional can heal, but, nevertheless, we're going to throw leonard a birthday party.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
sweetie
sweetie
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
understand
understand
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Plur
scar
scars
NOUN
NNS
obj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
nonprofessional
nonprofessional
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
heal
heal
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
nevertheless
nevertheless
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
throw
throw
VERB
VB
compound:prt
leonard
leonard
ADP
RP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
birthday
birthday
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Have) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBN pointed) (PRT (RP out)) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (RB extremely) (JJ uncomfortable) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (NN dancing)) (, ,) (NP (JJ loud) (NN music)) (CC and) (NP (NP (JJS most) (JJ other) (NNS forms)) (PP (IN of) (NP (ADJP (NN alcohol) (HYPH -) (VBN induced)) (NN frivolity))))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Have I pointed out that I'm extremely uncomfortable with dancing, loud music and most other forms of alcohol - induced frivolity?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
Have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
point
pointed
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
extremely
extremely
ADV
RB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
uncomfortable
uncomfortable
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
dancing
dancing
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
loud
loud
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
music
music
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
amod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADJ
JJS
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Plur
form
forms
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
alcohol
alcohol
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
induce
induced
VERB
VBN
nmod
Number=Sing
frivolity
frivolity
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Nevertheless)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're)) (. ...)))
Penny
Nevertheless, we're ...
advmod
nevertheless
Nevertheless
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
VERB
VBP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN in) (NP (NN addition))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NNP leonard)) (VP (VBZ wants)))))) (. ...)))
Sheldon
in addition, I really don't think that leonard wants ...
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
addition
addition
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Leonard
leonard
PROPN
NNP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
wants
VERB
VBZ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (S (ADJP (UH okay))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB here)) (VP (VBZ 's)) (NP (DT the) (NN deal))) (: :) (S (NP (NP (PRP You)) (NP (CC either) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VP (VBP help) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB throw) (NP (NNP leonard)) (NP (DT a) (NN birthday) (NN party))))) (CC or) (, ,) (RB so) (VP (VB help) (NP (PRP me)) (VP (NN god)))) (, ,))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VP (VB go) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ youour) (NN droom)))) (CC and) (VP (VB unbag) (NP (NP (DT all)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (ADJP (RBS most) (JJ valuable)) (, ,) (NML (NN mint) (HYPH -) (NN condition)) (NN comic) (NNS books)))))))) (. .) (CC And) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (PRP them--) (NN t) (UH u) (UH won'yoknow)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT which-)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB draw) (NP (DT a) (JJ tiny) (JJ happy) (NN face)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN ink))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
okay, here's the deal: You either you help me throw leonard a birthday party or, so help me god, I will go in youour droom and unbag all of your most valuable, mint - condition comic books . And on one of them-- t u won'yoknow which- I'll draw a tiny happy face in ink.
discourse
okay
okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
deal
deal
NOUN
NN
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cc:preconj
either
either
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
help
help
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
throw
throw
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Leonard
leonard
PROPN
NNP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
birthday
birthday
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
help
help
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
discourse
Number=Sing
god
god
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
youour
youour
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
droom
droom
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
unbag
unbag
VERB
VB
obj
all
all
DET
DT
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
advmod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADV
RBS
amod
Degree=Pos
valuable
valuable
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
mint
mint
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
condition
condition
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
comic
comic
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Plur
book
books
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
them--
them--
PRON
PRP
discourse
Number=Sing
t
t
NOUN
NN
discourse
you
u
INTJ
UH
discourse
won'yoknow
won'yoknow
INTJ
UH
mark
PronType=Rel
which-
which-
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
draw
draw
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
tiny
tiny
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
face
face
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
ink
ink
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT that))))) (. .) (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP make) (NP (DT a) (NN mark)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN mint) (NN comic) (NN book)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB no) (RBR longer)) (NP (NN mint)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You can't do that . If you make a mark in a mint comic book, it's no longer mint.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
make
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
mark
mark
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
mint
mint
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
comic
comic
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
book
book
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
no
no
ADV
RB
advmod
Degree=Cmp
long
longer
ADV
RBR
parataxis
Number=Sing
mint
mint
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB understand) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN concept)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN blackmail)))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Sheldon, do you understand the concept of blackmail?
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
understand
understand
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
concept
concept
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
blackmail
blackmail
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (ADVP (IN of) (NN course)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (, ...) (INTJ (UH Oh) (. .) (WHADVP (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT an) (NN idea) (. .)) (S (VP (VB Let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB throw) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (NP (DT a) (NML (JJ kickass) (NN birthday)) (NN party)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, of course, I...Oh . Yeah, I have an idea . Let's throw Leonard a kickass birthday party.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
of
of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
Let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
throw
throw
VERB
VB
iobj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
kickass
kickass
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
birthday
birthday
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
_ Make sure they remember, no peanuts. Howard, every Thai restaurant in town knows you can't eat peanuts . When they see me coming, they go, " Ah, no - peanut boy . " Hello, Penny, Leonard just left. I know, I wanna talk to you. What would we talk about? We have no overlapping areas of interest I'm aware of . As you know, I don't care for chitchat. Can you just let me in? Well, all right, but I don't see this as a promising endeavor. Okay, here's the deal . We are going to throw leonard a kick - ass surprise party for his birthday on saturday. I hardly think so . Leonard made it very clear he doesn't want a party. Did someone say party? He just doesn't know he wants one, because he's never had one. I suppose that's possible . But for the record, I've never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one. Howard, here's the difference-- the possibility exists that leonard could have a birthday party before hell freezes over. Fine . If I do have a threesome, you can't be part of it . I'm just kidding . Yes, you can . Can you bring a friend? I think a birthday party is a terrible idea . I envy Leonard for growing up without that anguish . Anguish? Anguish? Year after year, I had to endure wearing conical hats while being forced into the crowded, sweaty hell of bouncy castles . Not to mention being blindfolded and spun toward a grotesque tailless donkey as the other children mocked my disorientation. Okay, sweetie, I understand you have scars that no nonprofessional can heal, but, nevertheless, we're going to throw leonard a birthday party. Have I pointed out that I'm extremely uncomfortable with dancing, loud music and most other forms of alcohol - induced frivolity? Nevertheless, we're ... in addition, I really don't think that leonard wants ... okay, here's the deal: You either you help me throw leonard a birthday party or, so help me god, I will go in youour droom and unbag all of your most valuable, mint - condition comic books . And on one of them-- t u won'yoknow which- I'll draw a tiny happy face in ink. You can't do that . If you make a mark in a mint comic book, it's no longer mint. Sheldon, do you understand the concept of blackmail? Well, of course, I...Oh . Yeah, I have an idea . Let's throw Leonard a kickass birthday party.