(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (VP (SQ (VB do) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (DT a) (NN favor))) (CC and) (VP (VB take) (NP (NN table)) (NP (CD seven)))) (. .)))
Penny
Hey, do me a favor and take table seven.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
favor
favor
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
table
table
NOUN
NN
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
seven
seven
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP mean) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN one)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NML (CD 118) (HYPH -) (NN pound)) (ADJP (NN rock) (HYPH -) (JJ hard)) (NN stud)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN fiancé)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ prone) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN canker) (NNS sores) (CC and) (NN pinkeye))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
You mean the one with my 118 - pound rock - hard stud of a fiancé who's prone to canker sores and pinkeye?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
118
118
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
pound
pound
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
rock
rock
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Pos
hard
hard
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
stud
stud
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
fiancé
fiancé
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Degree=Pos
prone
prone
ADJ
JJ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
canker
canker
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
sore
sores
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
pinkeye
pinkeye
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Nah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP prefer) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB look) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP it))) (PP (IN as) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN one)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN ex) (HYPH -) (NN boyfriend)) (CC and) (NP (NP (PRP$ his) (ADJP (JJ gorgeous) (, ,) (JJ successful) (CC and) (JJ sophisticated)) (NN girlfriend)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ makes) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB feel) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT a) (JJ toothless) (NNP Okie))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Nah, I prefer to look at it as the one with my ex - boyfriend and his gorgeous, successful and sophisticated girlfriend, who makes me feel like a toothless Okie.
discourse
nah
Nah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
prefer
prefer
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
ex
ex
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nmod
Number=Sing
boyfriend
boyfriend
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
gorgeous
gorgeous
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Degree=Pos
successful
successful
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
sophisticated
sophisticated
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
makes
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
feel
feel
VERB
VB
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
toothless
toothless
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
Okie
Okie
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB want) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB spill) (NP (JJ hot) (NN soup)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP her))))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Do you want me to spill hot soup on her?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
spill
spill
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
hot
hot
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
soup
soup
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (UH please--) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (NP (NP (DT that) (NN kind)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN person))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, please-- you're not that kind of person.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
please--
please--
INTJ
UH
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know))) (. .) (CC But) (S (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ orders) (NP (NN something) (JJ low) (HYPH -) (JJ fat))))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (ADVP (RB totally)) (VP (VB give) (NP (PRP her)) (NP (DT the) (NML (JJ full) (HYPH -) (JJ fat)) (NN version))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
I know . But if she orders something low - fat I'll totally give her the full - fat version.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
order
orders
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
low
low
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
advmod
Degree=Pos
fat
fat
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
totally
totally
ADV
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
give
give
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
full
full
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Pos
fat
fat
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
version
version
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Uh)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN water))) (. .)))
Leonard
Uh, that's my water.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
water
water
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NN water) (. .)) (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG drinking) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .)))
Leonard
My water . You're drinking it.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
dislocated
Number=Sing
water
water
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
drink
drinking
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (LST (NNP D) (HYPH -) (JJ Dear) (NNP Lord) (. !)) (SQ (VBP Have) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG drinking) (NP (PRP it))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
D - Dear Lord! Have you been drinking it?
root
Number=Sing
D
D
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Pos
dear
Dear
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
Lord
Lord
PROPN
NNP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
Have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
drink
drinking
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes) (. .)) (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN water))) (. .)))
Leonard
Yes . It's my water.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
water
water
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RB then))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ dead)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, that's it then . I'm dead.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
dead
dead
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Here)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP go)) (. ...)))
Leonard
Here we go ...
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VBP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry)))) (, ,) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VB need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB connect) (NP (DT the) (NNS dots)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you)))))))) (. ?) (S (NP (NP (DT The) (NN backwash)) (PP (IN into) (NP (DT this) (NN glass)))) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (NP (DT every) (NN pathogen)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ calls) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mouth) (NN home)))))) (, ,) (NP (JJ sweet) (NN home)) (. .) (CONJP (RB Not) (TO to) (VB mention)) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS visitors)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBP arrive) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN dancing) (NN tongue)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ subtropical) (NN girlfriend)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'm sorry, do I really need to connect the dots for you? The backwash into this glass is every pathogen that calls your mouth home, sweet home . Not to mention the visitors who arrive on the dancing tongue of your subtropical girlfriend.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
need
need
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
connect
connect
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
dot
dots
NOUN
NNS
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
backwash
backwash
NOUN
NN
case
into
into
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
glass
glass
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
every
every
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
pathogen
pathogen
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
call
calls
VERB
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
mouth
mouth
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Number=Sing
home
home
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
sweet
sweet
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
home
home
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
not
Not
PART
RB
fixed
to
to
PART
TO
fixed
VerbForm=Inf
mention
mention
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
conj
Number=Plur
visitor
visitors
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
arrive
arrive
VERB
VBP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
dancing
dancing
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
tongue
tongue
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
subtropical
subtropical
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (. !) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN sister)) (CC and) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN country))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG talking) (PP (IN about))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (NNP Leonard)) (VP (MD may) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN defiled) (NP (CD one)))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD wo) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG talking) (NP (NP (NN smack)) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT the) (JJ other))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Hey! That's my sister and my country you're talking about . Leonard may have defiled one, but I won't have you talking smack about the other.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
sister
sister
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
country
country
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
talk
talking
VERB
VBG
obl
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
may
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
defile
defiled
VERB
VBN
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
wo
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
talk
talking
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
smack
smack
NOUN
NN
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NP (PRP You) (NNS guys)) (ADJP (JJ ready) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB order))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
You guys ready to order?
dep
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
root
Degree=Pos
ready
ready
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
order
order
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB like) (NP (NP (DT a) (NML (CD seven) (HYPH -) (NN day)) (NN course)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NN penicillin)) (, ,) (NP (NP (NP (DT some) (, ,) (UH uh) (, ,) (NN syrup)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN ipecac--)))) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB induce) (NP (NP (, vomiting--)) (CC and) (NP (DT a) (NN mint))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yes, I'd like a seven - day course of penicillin, some, uh, syrup of ipecac-- to induce vomiting-- and a mint.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
seven
seven
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
day
day
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
penicillin
penicillin
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
some
some
DET
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
syrup
syrup
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
ipecac--
ipecac--
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
induce
induce
VERB
VB
obj
vomiting--
vomiting--
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
mint
mint
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (ADVP (RB n’t)) (VP (VB understand))) (. .)))
Bernadette
I do n’t understand.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n’t
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
understand
understand
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBD drank) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (NNP Leonard) (POS 's)) (NN glass)))) (. .)))
Howard
He drank from Leonard's glass.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
drink
drank
VERB
VBD
case
from
from
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
obl
Number=Sing
glass
glass
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (`` ") (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBD drank) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (NNP Leonard) (POS 's)) (, glass"--) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS words)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG carving) (PP (IN into) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN tombstone)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
" He drank from Leonard's glass"-- the words they'll be carving into my tombstone.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
drink
drank
VERB
VBD
case
from
from
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
punct
glass"--
glass"--
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
word
words
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
carve
carving
VERB
VBG
case
into
into
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
tombstone
tombstone
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB actually)) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN napkin))) (. .)))
Leonard
That's actually my napkin.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
napkin
napkin
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT a) (NN nightmare))) (. !)))
Sheldon
Oh, this is a nightmare!
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
nightmare
nightmare
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Where)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG going))) (. ?)))
Howard
Where are you going?
advmod
PronType=Int
where
Where
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN To) (NP (DT the) (NN bar))) (, ,) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB sterilize) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mouth)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NN alcohol) (. .) (NN Gang) (NN way)))))) (. !) (S (NP (JJ Dead) (NN man)) (VP (VBG walking))) (. !)))
Sheldon
To the bar, to sterilize my mouth with alcohol . Gang way! Dead man walking!
case
to
To
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
bar
bar
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
sterilize
sterilize
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mouth
mouth
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
alcohol
alcohol
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
compound
Number=Sing
gang
Gang
NOUN
NN
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
Dead
Dead
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
walk
walking
VERB
VBG
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
Hey, do me a favor and take table seven. You mean the one with my 118 - pound rock - hard stud of a fiancé who's prone to canker sores and pinkeye? Nah, I prefer to look at it as the one with my ex - boyfriend and his gorgeous, successful and sophisticated girlfriend, who makes me feel like a toothless Okie. Do you want me to spill hot soup on her? Oh, please-- you're not that kind of person. I know . But if she orders something low - fat I'll totally give her the full - fat version. Uh, that's my water. What? My water . You're drinking it. D - Dear Lord! Have you been drinking it? Yes . It's my water. Well, that's it then . I'm dead. Here we go ... I'm sorry, do I really need to connect the dots for you? The backwash into this glass is every pathogen that calls your mouth home, sweet home . Not to mention the visitors who arrive on the dancing tongue of your subtropical girlfriend. Hey! That's my sister and my country you're talking about . Leonard may have defiled one, but I won't have you talking smack about the other. You guys ready to order? Yes, I'd like a seven - day course of penicillin, some, uh, syrup of ipecac-- to induce vomiting-- and a mint. I do n’t understand. He drank from Leonard's glass. " He drank from Leonard's glass"-- the words they'll be carving into my tombstone. That's actually my napkin. Oh, this is a nightmare! Where are you going? To the bar, to sterilize my mouth with alcohol . Gang way! Dead man walking!