(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD occurred) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me))) (, ,) (SBAR (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (DT an) (JJ infinite) (NN number)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ parallel) (NNS universes))))))) (, ,) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP them))))) (, ,) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB probably)) (NP (NP (DT a) (NNP Sheldon)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB believe) (SBAR (S (NP (JJ parallel) (NNS universes)) (VP (VBP exist))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You know, it just occurred to me, if there are an infinite number of parallel universes, in one of them, there's probably a Sheldon who doesn't believe parallel universes exist.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
occur
occurred
VERB
VBD
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
infinite
infinite
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
number
number
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
parallel
parallel
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
universe
universes
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
advmod
probably
probably
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
believe
believe
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
parallel
parallel
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Plur
universe
universes
NOUN
NNS
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
exist
exist
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (ADVP (RB Probably)) (. .) (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (SQ (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN point)))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Probably . What's your point?
advmod
probably
Probably
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (DT No) (NN point)) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NP (QP (RB just) (CD one))) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS things)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ makes) (S (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN mes)))) (VP (NN chuckle))))))))) (. .) (SBAR (WHNP (WP What)) (S (VP (VBZ makes) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB chuckle)))))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
No point . It's just one of the things that makes one of the mes chuckle . What makes you chuckle, Leonard?
det
no
No
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
makes
VERB
VBZ
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
mes
mes
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
chuckle
chuckle
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
makes
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
chuckle
chuckle
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hmm)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB recently)) (. ?) (ADJP (RB Not) (JJ much)) (. .)))
Leonard
Hmm, recently? Not much.
discourse
hmm
Hmm
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
recently
recently
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
much
much
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN because) (IN of) (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (NN conflict)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ arises) (PP (IN from) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ desperate) (NN need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB pair) (HYPH -) (NN bond) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (NN woman)))))))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ apparent) (JJ collective) (NN decision)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT all) (NN womankind))) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB deny) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (DT that) (NN opportunity)))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Is it because of the conflict that arises from your desperate need to pair - bond with a woman, and the apparent collective decision of all womankind to deny you that opportunity?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
because
because
ADP
IN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
conflict
conflict
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
arise
arises
VERB
VBZ
case
from
from
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
desperate
desperate
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
need
need
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
compound
VerbForm=Inf
pair
pair
VERB
VB
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nmod
Number=Sing
bond
bond
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
apparent
apparent
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
collective
collective
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
decision
decision
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
all
all
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
womankind
womankind
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
deny
deny
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
opportunity
opportunity
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Um) (. ...)))
Leonard
Um ...
root
um
Um
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (, ,) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN grandfather)) (VP (VBD died)))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (NNP Meemaw)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ alone))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mom)) (VP (VBD arranged) (SBAR (IN for) (S (NP (PRP her)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB visit) (NP (DT a) (NN center)) (NP (NP (NP (CD three) (NNS times)) (NP (DT a) (NN week))) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB socialize) (PP (IN with) (NP (JJ other) (JJ lonely) (NNS people))))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ nice)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VP (VBP discuss) (NP (JJ current) (NNS events))) (, ,) (VP (VBP play) (NP (NN bridge))) (, ,) (VP (VBP get) (NP (DT a) (JJ hot) (NN meal))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You know, when my grandfather died, and Meemaw was alone, my mom arranged for her to visit a center three times a week where she could socialize with other lonely people . It's very nice . They discuss current events, play bridge, get a hot meal.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
grandfather
grandfather
NOUN
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
die
died
VERB
VBD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing
Meemaw
Meemaw
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
conj
Degree=Pos
alone
alone
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
mom
mom
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
arrange
arranged
VERB
VBD
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
visit
visit
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
center
center
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
obl:tmod
Number=Plur
time
times
NOUN
NNS
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod:tmod
Number=Sing
week
week
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
socialize
socialize
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
lonely
lonely
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
discuss
discuss
VERB
VBP
amod
Degree=Pos
current
current
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
event
events
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
play
play
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
bridge
bridge
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
hot
hot
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
meal
meal
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ sounds) (ADJP (JJ lovely))) (. .)))
Leonard
That sounds lovely.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
sounds
VERB
VBZ
xcomp
Degree=Pos
lovely
lovely
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP like) (NP (NN bridge))))))) (. .) (SQ (VBP Do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB like) (NP (NP (NN bridge)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
It is if you like bridge . Do you like bridge, Leonard?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
like
like
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
bridge
bridge
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
bridge
bridge
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADVP (RB just)) (RB not) (VP (VBG dating) (NP (NN someone)) (ADVP (RB right) (RB now)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT a) (JJ senior) (NN center))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Sheldon, I'm just not dating someone right now . I don't need to go to a senior center.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
date
dating
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
need
need
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
senior
senior
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
center
center
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NNP Meemaw)) (VP (VBD resisted) (ADVP (IN at) (RB first)))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (ADVP (RB now)) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ loves) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Meemaw resisted at first, but now she loves it.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Meemaw
Meemaw
PROPN
NNP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
resist
resisted
VERB
VBD
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
NumType=Ord
first
first
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
love
loves
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADJP (JJ Fine) (. .) (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB meet) (NP (NN someone)) (ADVP (RB soon)))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB put) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN home))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Fine . If I don't meet someone soon, you can put me in a home.
advmod
Degree=Pos
Fine
Fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
meet
meet
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
advmod
Degree=Pos
soon
soon
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
put
put
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
home
home
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (DT a) (NN home) (. .)) (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (JJ senior) (NN center)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (MD 'd) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VB put) (NP (NNP Meemaw)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN home)))))))) (. !)))
Sheldon
It's not a home . It's a senior center . We'd never put Meemaw in a home!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
home
home
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
senior
senior
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
center
center
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
put
put
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Meemaw
Meemaw
PROPN
NNP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
home
home
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
You know, it just occurred to me, if there are an infinite number of parallel universes, in one of them, there's probably a Sheldon who doesn't believe parallel universes exist. Probably . What's your point? No point . It's just one of the things that makes one of the mes chuckle . What makes you chuckle, Leonard? Hmm, recently? Not much. Is it because of the conflict that arises from your desperate need to pair - bond with a woman, and the apparent collective decision of all womankind to deny you that opportunity? Um ... You know, when my grandfather died, and Meemaw was alone, my mom arranged for her to visit a center three times a week where she could socialize with other lonely people . It's very nice . They discuss current events, play bridge, get a hot meal. That sounds lovely. It is if you like bridge . Do you like bridge, Leonard? Sheldon, I'm just not dating someone right now . I don't need to go to a senior center. Meemaw resisted at first, but now she loves it. Fine . If I don't meet someone soon, you can put me in a home. It's not a home . It's a senior center . We'd never put Meemaw in a home!