(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP 're) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG working) (PP (IN on)))) (. ?)))
Leonard
What're you working on?
obl
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
work
working
VERB
VBG
case
on
on
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Remember) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD said) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD went) (PP (RP through)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN surgery))))))))))) (, ,) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (DT a) (NML (CD one) (HYPH -) (CD in-700,000)) (NN chance)) (PP (IN of) (S (VP (VBG dying)))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Remember when I said if you went through with your surgery, there was a one - in-700,000 chance of dying?
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
remember
Remember
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
go
went
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
through
through
ADP
RP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
surgery
surgery
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
in-700000
in-700,000
NUM
CD
nsubj
Number=Sing
chance
chance
NOUN
NN
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
die
dying
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yeah) (, ...) (. ?)))
Leonard
Yeah ...?
root
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG crunching) (NP (DT the) (NNS numbers)))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (ADVP (RB so) (RB far)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN gotten) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN probability)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN death)))) (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NN way)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT a) (ADJP (NN sphincter) (HYPH -) (VBG tightening)) (CD one)) (PP (IN in) (NP (CD 300)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, I've been crunching the numbers, and so far, I've gotten your probability of death all the way to a sphincter - tightening one in 300.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
crunch
crunching
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
number
numbers
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
advmod
Degree=Pos
far
far
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
gotten
VERB
VBN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
probability
probability
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
death
death
NOUN
NN
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
sphincter
sphincter
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
tighten
tightening
VERB
VBG
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
300
300
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (JJ Great) (NN timing) (. .)) (NP (PRP$ My) (`` ") (NML (NN check) (NN sphincter)) ('' ") (NN light)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD went) (ADVP (RB on))) (. .)))
Leonard
Great timing . My " check sphincter " light just went on.
amod
Degree=Pos
great
Great
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
timing
timing
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
compound
Number=Sing
check
check
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
sphincter
sphincter
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
nsubj
Number=Sing
light
light
NOUN
NN
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
go
went
VERB
VBD
advmod
on
on
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (IN if) (SQ (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (DT an) (JJ allergic) (NN reaction)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN surgeon) (POS 's)) (JJ latex) (NNS gloves)))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Leonard, what if you have an allergic reaction to the surgeon's latex gloves?
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
allergic
allergic
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
reaction
reaction
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
surgeon
surgeon
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
amod
Degree=Pos
latex
latex
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
glove
gloves
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ allergic) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN latex))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I'm not allergic to latex.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
allergic
allergic
ADJ
JJ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
latex
latex
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (WHADVP (RB then)) (WHADVP (WRB why)) (SQ (VBP do) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB wear) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN rubber) (NNS gloves)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD bought) (SBAR (IN for) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT the) (NNS dishes)))))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Well, then why don't you wear the rubber gloves I bought for you to do the dishes?
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
wear
wear
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
rubber
rubber
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
glove
gloves
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
buy
bought
VERB
VBD
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
dish
dishes
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN For) (NP (DT the) (JJ same) (NN reason))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB wear) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN apron)) (CC or) (NP (DT the) (NN hair) (NN net))))) (. .)))
Leonard
For the same reason I don't wear the apron or the hair net.
case
for
For
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
same
same
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
wear
wear
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
apron
apron
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
hair
hair
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
net
net
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Fine) (. .)) (WHNP (WP What)) (PP (IN about) (NP (NN epilepsy))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Fine . What about epilepsy?
amod
Degree=Pos
Fine
Fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
epilepsy
epilepsy
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (NN epilepsy)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB either)))) (. .)))
Leonard
I don't have epilepsy, either.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
epilepsy
epilepsy
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
either
either
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (DT the) (NN surgeon)) (VP (MD might) (, ,) (INTJ (UH hmm)) (. ?))) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NN carotid) (NN artery)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (QP (RB just) (CD one)) (JJ shaky) (NN scalpel)) (ADVP (RB away) (PP (IN from) (S (VP (VBG becoming) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN dancing) (NN fountain)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NNP Disneyland))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You don't, but the surgeon might, hmm? And your carotid artery is just one shaky scalpel away from becoming the dancing fountain at Disneyland.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
surgeon
surgeon
NOUN
NN
conj
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
hmm
hmm
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
carotid
carotid
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
artery
artery
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
amod
Degree=Pos
shaky
shaky
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
scalpel
scalpel
NOUN
NN
advmod
away
away
ADV
RB
mark
from
from
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
become
becoming
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Number=Sing
dancing
dancing
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Number=Sing
fountain
fountain
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Disneyland
Disneyland
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB realize) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NN driving)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (ADJP (JJR riskier)) (PP (IN than) (NP (NN surgery))))))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Sheldon, do you realize that driving is riskier than surgery?
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
realize
realize
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
driving
driving
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Degree=Cmp
risky
riskier
ADJ
JJR
case
than
than
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
surgery
surgery
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN drive)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN hospital)))) (ADVP (RB right) (RB here)))) (. .) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP make) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN car))) (PP (IN without) (S (VP (VBG falling) (PP (IN down) (NP (DT the) (NNS stairs))))))))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB expect) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB carry) (NP (PRP you))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (NP (DT that)) (ADVP (RB enough)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN life)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I do . I have the drive to the hospital right here . That is if you make it to the car without falling down the stairs . And don't expect me to carry you, I do that enough in life.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
drive
drive
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
hospital
hospital
NOUN
NN
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
make
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
mark
without
without
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
fall
falling
VERB
VBG
case
down
down
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
stair
stairs
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
expect
expect
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
carry
carry
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
advmod
enough
enough
ADV
RB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NNP Buddy)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I) (, -) (PRP I)) (VP (VBP get) (SBAR (IN that) (S (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ worried) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP me)))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I) (, -) (PRP I)) (VP (VBP appreciate) (NP (DT that)))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB die))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Buddy, I - I get that you're worried about me and I - I appreciate that, but I'm not going to die.
vocative
Number=Sing
Buddy
Buddy
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Degree=Pos
worried
worried
ADJ
JJ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
appreciate
appreciate
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
die
die
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (NP (DT that)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You don't know that.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ...) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD wo) (RB n't) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN from) (NP (DT an) (NN asteroid) (NN strike))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Well...I do know that it won't be from an asteroid strike.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
wo
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
asteroid
asteroid
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Number=Sing
strike
strike
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP who) (RB else)) (SQ (VP (VBD said) (NP (IN that))))))) (. ?) (NP (NP (DT Every) (JJ cocky) (NNP T.) (NNP Rex)) (VP (ADVP (RB currently)) (VBG swimming) (ADVP (RB around)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN gas) (NN tank)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN car))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You know who else said that? Every cocky T. Rex currently swimming around in the gas tank of your car.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
amod
else
else
ADV
RB
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
obj
that
that
SCONJ
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
det
every
Every
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
cocky
cocky
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
T.
T.
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Rex
Rex
PROPN
NNP
advmod
currently
currently
ADV
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Ger
swim
swimming
VERB
VBG
advmod
around
around
ADV
RB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
gas
gas
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
tank
tank
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I) (: -) (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT an) (NN asteroid) (NN strike)))))) (, ,) (MD would) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB die) (, ,) (ADVP (RB too))) (. ?)))
Leonard
I - If there was an asteroid strike, wouldn't you die, too?
root
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
:
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
asteroid
asteroid
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
strike
strike
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
die
die
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know--) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ smart) (CC and) (JJ scrappy)))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB find) (NP (DT a) (NN way))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I don't know-- I'm smart and scrappy, I think I'd find a way.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know--
know--
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Degree=Pos
smart
smart
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
scrappy
scrappy
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Tell) (NP (PRP you)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB what--)) (S (NP (DT the) (NN surgery)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (NN week)))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB think) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Tell you what-- the surgery's not for a week, I'll think about it.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
tell
Tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
PronType=Int
what--
what--
ADV
WRB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
surgery
surgery
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
week
week
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you))) (. .) (CC And) (S (SBAR (IN while) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG thinking) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it))))))) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT the) (NN surgery)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP Nicaragua))) (PP (IN during) (NP (NN monsoon) (NN season)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (ADVP (RB practically)) (VP (VB guarantee) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN death))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Thank you . And while you're thinking about it, if you have the surgery in Nicaragua during monsoon season, I can practically guarantee your death.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
think
thinking
VERB
VBG
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
surgery
surgery
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Nicaragua
Nicaragua
PROPN
NNP
case
during
during
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
monsoon
monsoon
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
season
season
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
advmod
practically
practically
ADV
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
guarantee
guarantee
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
death
death
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
What're you working on? Remember when I said if you went through with your surgery, there was a one - in-700,000 chance of dying? Yeah ...? Well, I've been crunching the numbers, and so far, I've gotten your probability of death all the way to a sphincter - tightening one in 300. Great timing . My " check sphincter " light just went on. Leonard, what if you have an allergic reaction to the surgeon's latex gloves? I'm not allergic to latex. Well, then why don't you wear the rubber gloves I bought for you to do the dishes? For the same reason I don't wear the apron or the hair net. Fine . What about epilepsy? I don't have epilepsy, either. You don't, but the surgeon might, hmm? And your carotid artery is just one shaky scalpel away from becoming the dancing fountain at Disneyland. Sheldon, do you realize that driving is riskier than surgery? I do . I have the drive to the hospital right here . That is if you make it to the car without falling down the stairs . And don't expect me to carry you, I do that enough in life. Buddy, I - I get that you're worried about me and I - I appreciate that, but I'm not going to die. You don't know that. Well...I do know that it won't be from an asteroid strike. You know who else said that? Every cocky T. Rex currently swimming around in the gas tank of your car. I - If there was an asteroid strike, wouldn't you die, too? I don't know-- I'm smart and scrappy, I think I'd find a way. Tell you what-- the surgery's not for a week, I'll think about it. Thank you . And while you're thinking about it, if you have the surgery in Nicaragua during monsoon season, I can practically guarantee your death.