(ROOT (S (S (RB So) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG taking) (NP (DT a) (NN shower)) (NP (DT this) (NN morning))))) (CC and) (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (PRT (RP out))))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD started) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB dry) (PRT (RP off)) (PP (IN with) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT a) (NN towel)))))) (CC but) (VP (VBD turned) (PRT (RP out)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (NP (NNP Howard) (POS 's)) (NN mom) (POS 's)) (NN underwear))))))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB take) (NP (DT another) (NN shower))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (RB n't) (ADJP (NP (JJ enough) (. .)) (SBAR (S (NP (NN Nothing)) (VP (MD will) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VB be) (NP (JJ enough))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
So I was taking a shower this morning and when I got out I started to dry off with what I thought was a towel but turned out to be Howard's mom's underwear . I had to take another shower . It wasn't enough . Nothing will ever be enough.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
take
taking
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
shower
shower
NOUN
NN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
morning
morning
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
start
started
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
dry
dry
VERB
VB
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
towel
towel
NOUN
NN
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
turn
turned
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
mom
mom
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
xcomp
Number=Sing
underwear
underwear
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
det
another
another
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
shower
shower
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
enough
enough
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
Nothing
PRON
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
enough
enough
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB once)) (VP (VBD looked) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NNP Sheldon) (POS 's)) (NN underwear) (NN drawer))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBD yelled) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP me))))) (. .) (CC But) (S (S (ADVP (RB now)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ looks) (PP (IN like))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (MD can) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VB take) (NP (DT that)) (PRT (RB away)))))) (. .)))
Amy
I once looked in Sheldon's underwear drawer . He yelled at me . But now I know what it looks like, and he can never take that away.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
NumType=Mult
once
once
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
look
looked
VERB
VBD
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
compound
Number=Sing
underwear
underwear
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
drawer
drawer
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
yell
yelled
VERB
VBD
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obl
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
look
looks
VERB
VBZ
case
like
like
ADP
IN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
advmod
away
away
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN book)) (PP (IN under) (ADVP (RB here))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
There's a book under here.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
book
book
NOUN
NN
case
under
under
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH Oh) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB get) (NP (DT that)))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh . I'll get that.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (PRP it))) (. .)))
Bernadette
I got it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's)) (. ...)))
Penny
No, no, it's ...
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN history) (NN textbook))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
I got it . I got it . Why do you have a history textbook?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
history
history
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
textbook
textbook
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (DT a) (JJ big) (NN deal)) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Just)) (VP (VBG taking) (NP (DT a) (NN class)) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT the) (NNP Pasadena) (NNP Community) (NNP College)))))) (. .)))
Penny
It's not a big deal . Just taking a class at the Pasadena Community College.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
big
big
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
deal
deal
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
take
taking
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
class
class
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Pasadena
Pasadena
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
Community
Community
PROPN
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
College
College
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD wanted) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB back) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN school)))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
I didn't know you wanted to go back to school.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
want
wanted
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
school
school
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (S (S (NP (QP (RB just) (CD one)) (NN history) (NN class) (. .)) (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB finish) (NP (NN college))))) (, ,) (RB so) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB give) (NP (PRP it)) (NP (DT a) (NN try)))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
It's just one history class . Look, I didn't finish college, so I thought I would give it a try.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
compound
Number=Sing
history
history
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
class
class
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
finish
finish
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
college
college
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
give
give
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
try
try
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (RB Not) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB mention) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN acting) (NN career)))) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG going) (ADVP (RB south)) (PP (IN like) (NP (NNP Sherman) (. .))) (S (VP (VB Read) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it))) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN book))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Not to mention your acting career is going south like Sherman . Read about it in your book.
cc
not
Not
PART
RB
fixed
to
to
PART
TO
fixed
VerbForm=Inf
mention
mention
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
acting
acting
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
career
career
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
advmod
south
south
ADV
RB
case
like
like
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Sherman
Sherman
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
read
Read
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
book
book
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN embarrassed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP us)))))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Why would you be embarrassed to tell us?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
embarrass
embarrassed
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADJP (VBN embarrassed)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB want) (S (NP (NN anyone)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (RB n't) (VP (VBN told) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (ADVP (RB yet)))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
No, I'm not embarrassed . I just didn't want anyone to know because I haven't told Leonard yet.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
embarrass
embarrassed
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anyone
anyone
PRON
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
tell
told
VERB
VBN
iobj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
advmod
yet
yet
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD would) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB tell) (NP (NNP Leonard)))) (. ?)))
Amy
Why wouldn't you tell Leonard?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (SBAR (IN Because) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VBG going) (ADVP (RB back)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN school))))))) (. .) (CC And) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB be) (NP (DT all)))))))) (, ,) (`` ") (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB do) (NP (PRP it))))) (, ,) ('' ") (CC and) (, ,) (`` ") (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (MD can) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB help))) (. ?)) ('' ") (CC And) (, ,) (`` ") (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ proud) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you) (. .) ('' ") (UH Ugh))))) (. .)))
Penny
Because it's me going back to school . And he's gonna be all, " You can do it, " and, " How can I help? " And, " I'm so proud of you . " Ugh.
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Ger
go
going
VERB
VBG
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
school
school
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
all
all
DET
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
VerbForm=Inf
help
help
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
conj
Degree=Pos
proud
proud
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
discourse
ugh
Ugh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB believe) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB keep) (NP (NP (NN something)) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT that)))) (PP (IN from) (NP (PRP him))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
I just can't believe you could keep something like that from him.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
believe
believe
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
keep
keep
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
case
from
from
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You) (NNS guys)) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN got) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJS weirdest) (NN couple)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know)))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
You guys have got to be the weirdest couple I know.
dep
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
weird
weirdest
ADJ
JJS
xcomp
Number=Sing
couple
couple
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NN anyone)) (ADJP (JJR weirder)))))) (. ?)))
Penny
You can't think of anyone weirder?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anyone
anyone
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Cmp
weird
weirder
ADJ
JJR
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can))) (, ...) (, ...) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG sitting) (ADVP (RB right) (RB there))))) (. .)))
Amy
I can...... but she's sitting right there.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
sit
sitting
VERB
VBG
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
So I was taking a shower this morning and when I got out I started to dry off with what I thought was a towel but turned out to be Howard's mom's underwear . I had to take another shower . It wasn't enough . Nothing will ever be enough. I once looked in Sheldon's underwear drawer . He yelled at me . But now I know what it looks like, and he can never take that away. There's a book under here. Oh . I'll get that. I got it. No, no, it's ... I got it . I got it . Why do you have a history textbook? It's not a big deal . Just taking a class at the Pasadena Community College. I didn't know you wanted to go back to school. It's just one history class . Look, I didn't finish college, so I thought I would give it a try. Not to mention your acting career is going south like Sherman . Read about it in your book. Why would you be embarrassed to tell us? No, I'm not embarrassed . I just didn't want anyone to know because I haven't told Leonard yet. Why wouldn't you tell Leonard? Because it's me going back to school . And he's gonna be all, " You can do it, " and, " How can I help? " And, " I'm so proud of you . " Ugh. I just can't believe you could keep something like that from him. You guys have got to be the weirdest couple I know. You can't think of anyone weirder? I can...... but she's sitting right there.