(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (PP (IN to) (, ...) (NP (S (NP (PRP I) (, -) (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just))) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB ask)))))) (: :) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (VBZ makes) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (IN that) (S (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NN relationship)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ wonderful)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP ours)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB n't))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Okay, I got to...I - I just...I got to ask: what makes you think that your relationship is so wonderful and ours isn't?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
reparandum
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
obl
to
to
ADP
IN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
ask
ask
VERB
VB
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
makes
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
wonderful
wonderful
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
ours
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN For) (NP (NNS starters))) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP enjoy) (S (VP (VBG spending) (NP (NN time)) (ADVP (RB together))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
For starters, we enjoy spending time together.
case
for
For
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
starter
starters
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
enjoy
enjoy
VERB
VBP
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
spend
spending
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
advmod
together
together
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SINV (ADVP (RB So)) (VBP do) (NP (PRP we)) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN seen) (S (NP (PRP you) (NNS guys)) (VP (VB ignore) (NP (DT each) (JJ other)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (NNS hours)) (VP (VBG doing) (NP (ADJP (RB totally) (JJ different)) (NNS things)))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
So do we . And I've seen you guys ignore each other for hours doing totally different things.
discourse
so
So
ADV
RB
reparandum
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
see
seen
VERB
VBN
dep
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
ignore
ignore
VERB
VB
obj
ExtPos=PRON|PronType=Rcp
each
each
DET
DT
fixed
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
hour
hours
NOUN
NNS
acl
VerbForm=Ger
do
doing
VERB
VBG
advmod
totally
totally
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
different
different
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN called) (S (NP (JJ parallel) (NN play))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It's called parallel play.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
call
called
VERB
VBN
amod
Degree=Pos
parallel
parallel
ADJ
JJ
xcomp
Number=Sing
play
play
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (NNS toddlers)) (VP (VBP do) (NP (DT that))) (. .)))
Leonard
Yeah, toddlers do that.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Plur
toddler
toddlers
NOUN
NNS
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (ADVP (RB Not) (RB as) (RB well)) (SBAR (IN as) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP do)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Not as well as we do.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
advmod
as
as
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP believe) (NP (DT this) (NN guy)))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ has) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (DT the) (JJS best)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NN everything)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
You believe this guy? He has to be the best at everything.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
believe
believe
VERB
VBP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
iobj
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
xcomp
Degree=Sup
good
best
ADJ
JJS
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
everything
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB So) (WHNP (WP what)) (. ?) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB care)))) (. ?)))
Penny
So what? Why do you even care?
discourse
so
So
ADV
RB
root
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
care
care
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (VP (VB listen) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP them)))) (. .) (ADJP (ADJP (ADVP (RB Not) (RB even)) (JJ married)) (CC and) (S (NP (DT the) (NN honeymoon)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB over))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, listen to them . Not even married and the honeymoon's over.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
listen
listen
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
married
married
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
honeymoon
honeymoon
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
conj
over
over
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT a) (NN date))) (PP (IN without) (S (VP (VBG checking) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN relationship) (NN agreement))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
You can't even go on a date without checking your relationship agreement.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
date
date
NOUN
NN
mark
without
without
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
check
checking
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
agreement
agreement
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN got) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN problem)) (VP (VBG basing) (NP (DT a) (NN relationship)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT a) (NN contract))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB like) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN about) (NP (NP (CD 13) (JJ plucky) (NNS colonies)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBD entered) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (`` ") (NN relationship) (NN agreement)) ('' ")) (VP (VBD called) (S (NP (DT the) (NNP U.S.) (NNP Constitution))))))))))))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (NP (PRP it))) (VP (MD may) (RB not) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ cool)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB say) (ADVP (RB so)))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (DT that) (NN love) (NN affair)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB still)) (ADJP (RB pretty) (JJ hot)) (NP (NN today))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
If you've got a problem basing a relationship on a contract, I'd like to tell you about 13 plucky colonies that entered a " relationship agreement " called the U.S. Constitution . And it may not be cool to say so, but I think that love affair is still pretty hot today.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
base
basing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
contract
contract
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
13
13
NUM
CD
amod
Degree=Pos
plucky
plucky
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
colony
colonies
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
enter
entered
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
compound
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
agreement
agreement
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
acl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
call
called
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
U.S.
U.S.
PROPN
NNP
xcomp
Number=Sing
Constitution
Constitution
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
may
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
conj
Degree=Pos
cool
cool
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
love
love
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
affair
affair
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
advmod
pretty
pretty
ADV
RB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
hot
hot
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
today
today
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN thing)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (VP (VBG wearing) (NP (NN flag) (NN underwear)) (ADVP (RB right) (RB now))))))) (, ,) (ADVP (IN 'cause) (SBAR (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB about) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (DT a) (NN fire)))))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
It's a good thing I'm not wearing flag underwear right now, 'cause there's about to be a fire.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
wear
wearing
VERB
VBG
compound
Number=Sing
flag
flag
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
underwear
underwear
NOUN
NN
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
'cause
'cause
SCONJ
IN
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
advmod
about
about
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
fire
fire
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Okay, I got to...I - I just...I got to ask: what makes you think that your relationship is so wonderful and ours isn't? For starters, we enjoy spending time together. So do we . And I've seen you guys ignore each other for hours doing totally different things. It's called parallel play. Yeah, toddlers do that. Not as well as we do. You believe this guy? He has to be the best at everything. So what? Why do you even care? Oh, listen to them . Not even married and the honeymoon's over. You can't even go on a date without checking your relationship agreement. If you've got a problem basing a relationship on a contract, I'd like to tell you about 13 plucky colonies that entered a " relationship agreement " called the U.S. Constitution . And it may not be cool to say so, but I think that love affair is still pretty hot today. It's a good thing I'm not wearing flag underwear right now, 'cause there's about to be a fire.