(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VP (VBN invented) (NP (DT a) (NN science) (NN joke))) (, ,) (SBAR (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB like) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB hear) (NP (PRP it)))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
I've invented a science joke, would you like to hear it?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
invent
invented
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
science
science
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
joke
joke
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
hear
hear
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Sure) (. .)))
Amy
Sure.
root
Degree=Pos
sure
Sure
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WHADJP (WRB How) (JJ many)) (NNS Edisons)) (SQ (VBZ does) (NP (NP (PRP it))) (VP (VB take) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB screw) (PRT (IN in)) (NP (DT a) (NN light) (NN bulb))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
How many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
amod
Degree=Pos
many
many
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
edison
Edisons
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
screw
screw
VERB
VB
compound:prt
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
light
light
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
bulb
bulb
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHADJP (WRB How) (JJ many) (. ?)))
Amy
How many?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
root
Degree=Pos
many
many
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBARQ (WHNP (WP Who)) (SQ (VP (VBZ cares))) (. ?)) (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VP (VBD stole) (NP (DT the) (NN idea))) (CC and) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB deserve) (NP (PRP$ his) (JJ own) (NN joke))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Who cares? He stole the idea and doesn't deserve his own joke.
nsubj
PronType=Int
who
Who
PRON
WP
reparandum
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
care
cares
VERB
VBZ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
steal
stole
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
deserve
deserve
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
own
own
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
joke
joke
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (DT that)) (ADJP (RB really) (JJ true)) (. ?)))
Amy
Is that really true?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
true
true
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (IN Of) (NN course)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN joke)))))))))) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (CONJP (RB not) (RB only)) (VP (VBZ entertains))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ informs)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Of course, that's how you know it's a good joke . It not only entertains, it informs.
advmod
of
Of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
PronType=Rel
how
how
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
joke
joke
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
entertain
entertains
VERB
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
inform
informs
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ sorry) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB interrupt))))) (. .)))
Barry
Hey, sorry to interrupt.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
interrupt
interrupt
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Uh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Barry)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ,) (SBARQ (WHNP (WHADJP (WRB how) (JJ many)) (NNS Edisons)) (SQ (VBZ does) (NP (NP (PRP it))) (VP (VB take) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB screw) (PRT (IN in)) (NP (DT a) (NN light) (NN bulb))))))) (. ?))))
Sheldon
Uh, Barry, uh, how many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Barry
Barry
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
amod
Degree=Pos
many
many
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
edison
Edisons
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
screw
screw
VERB
VB
compound:prt
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
light
light
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
bulb
bulb
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBD Did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (S (NP (NNP Edison)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB actually)) (VP (VB invent) (NP (DT the) (NN light) (NN bulb))))))) (. ?)))
Barry
Did you know Edison didn't actually invent the light bulb?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
Did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
nsubj
Number=Sing
Edison
Edison
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
invent
invent
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
light
light
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
bulb
bulb
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB want))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Barry)) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What do you want, Barry?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Barry
Barry
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Just)) (VP (VBD wanted) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB drop) (NP (DT this)) (PRT (RP off)) (PP (IN as) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (VP (VBP thank) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NNP Amy)))))))))) (. .)))
Barry
Just wanted to drop this off as a little thank you for Amy.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
want
wanted
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
drop
drop
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (NP (DT this)) (PP (IN for))) (. ?)))
Amy
What's this for?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
case
for
for
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP$ Your) (NN idea)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VBD helped) (NP (PRP me)) (PRT (RP out)))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (PRP$ My) (NML (NN light) (HYPH -) (NN cone)) (NN quantization) (NN paper) (POS 's)) (ADVP (RB online))) (ADVP (RB already)) (. .) (S (NP (DT The) (NN response)) (VP (VBZ has) (VP (VBN been) (ADJP (JJ amazing)))))) (. .)))
Barry
Your idea really helped me out . My light - cone quantization paper's online already . The response has been amazing.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
help
helped
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
light
light
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
cone
cone
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
quantization
quantization
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
paper
paper
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
advmod
online
online
ADV
RB
advmod
already
already
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
response
response
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
parataxis
Degree=Pos
amazing
amazing
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ fascinating))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB wait) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB read) (NP (PRP it)))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Well, that's fascinating . I can't wait to read it.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
fascinating
fascinating
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
wait
wait
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
read
read
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (NP (PRP me)) (ADVP (RB as) (RB well) (. .) (INTJ (UH Uh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH please)) (UH e) (, -) (VB mail) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNP Sheldon@Bazinga.biz))) (. .) (WHADVP (WRB Why) (`` ") (NN dot) (HYPH -) (NN biz) ('' ") (. ?)) (SBAR (IN Because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD gave) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (DT the) (NN business)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, no, me as well . Uh, please e - mail it to Sheldon@Bazinga.biz . Why " dot - biz "? Because I just gave you the business.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
advmod
as
as
ADV
RB
fixed
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
please
please
INTJ
UH
discourse
e
e
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
mail
mail
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Sheldon@Bazinga.biz
Sheldon@Bazinga.biz
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
compound
Number=Sing
dot
dot
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
appos
Number=Sing
biz
biz
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
give
gave
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
business
business
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Anyway)) (, ,) (NP (NN thanks) (RB again) (. .)) (NP (NNP Cooper)) (, ,) (VP (VB suck) (NP (NNS eggs))) (. .)))
Barry
Anyway, thanks again . Cooper, suck eggs.
discourse
anyway
Anyway
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
thanks
thanks
NOUN
NN
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
vocative
Number=Sing
Cooper
Cooper
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
suck
suck
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
egg
eggs
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (PP (IN Since) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB when)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB help) (PRT (RP out)) (NP (NNP Barry) (NNP Kripke)))) (. ?))))
Sheldon
Since when do you help out Barry Kripke?
mark
since
Since
SCONJ
IN
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
help
help
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
obj
Number=Sing
Barry
Barry
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Kripke
Kripke
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD 'd) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG thinking) (PP (IN about) (NP (NP (DT a) (NML (JJ cellular) (NN automata)) (NN approach)) (PP (IN to) (NP (JJ neuronal) (NN connectivity))))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD might) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT some) (JJ interesting) (NNS applications)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN string) (, theory--))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (DT a) (JJ big) (NN deal))))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Well, I'd been thinking about a cellular automata approach to neuronal connectivity, and I thought it might have some interesting applications to string theory-- it's not a big deal.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
VBD
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
think
thinking
VERB
VBG
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
cellular
cellular
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
automata
automata
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
approach
approach
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
neuronal
neuronal
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
connectivity
connectivity
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
some
some
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
interesting
interesting
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
application
applications
NOUN
NNS
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
string
string
NOUN
NN
punct
theory--
theory--
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
big
big
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
deal
deal
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VP (VBG doing) (NP (NN string) (NN theory))) (CC and) (VP (VBD hit) (NP (DT a) (JJ dead) (NN end))))))) (, ,) (WHADVP (WRB why)) (SQ (VBD did) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB try) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB help) (NP (PRP me))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
When I was doing string theory and hit a dead end, why didn't you try to help me?
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
compound
Number=Sing
string
string
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
theory
theory
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
hit
hit
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
dead
dead
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
end
end
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
try
try
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
help
help
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP did--) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD said) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ only) (NN math)) (SBAR (S (NP (NNS biologists)) (VP (VBP know))))) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (NP (CD three) (NNS frogs)) (CC and) (NP (CD one) (NNS hops))) (ADVP (RB away)))))))))))))) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ leaves) (NP (CD two) (NNS frogs))) (. .)))
Amy
I did-- you said the only math biologists know is if you have three frogs and one hops away, that leaves two frogs.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
did--
did--
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
only
only
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
math
math
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
biologist
biologists
NOUN
NNS
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Plur
frog
frogs
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
obl:npmod
Number=Plur
hop
hops
NOUN
NNS
conj
away
away
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
leave
leaves
VERB
VBZ
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Plur
frog
frogs
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB pretty) (JJ funny)))) (, ,) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ does) (VP (VB sound) (PP (IN like) (NP (PRP me)))))) (. .) (CC But) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB mean) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG standing) (PP (IN on) (NP (NN street) (NNS corners))) (S (VP (VBG handing) (PRT (RP out)) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN math)) (PP (IN to) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT whatever) (NN guy)) (S (VP (VBZ comes) (PRT (RB along)))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
That's pretty funny, that does sound like me . But that doesn't mean that you should be standing on street corners handing out your math to whatever guy comes along.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
pretty
pretty
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
funny
funny
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
sound
sound
VERB
VB
case
like
like
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
stand
standing
VERB
VBG
case
on
on
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
street
street
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
corner
corners
NOUN
NNS
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
hand
handing
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
math
math
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
ADP
IN
det
PronType=Int
whatever
whatever
DET
WDT
nsubj
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
comes
VERB
VBZ
advmod
along
along
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (DT all) (NNS scientists)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD helped) (PRT (RP out)) (NP (DT a) (JJ fellow) (NN colleague) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG being) (ADJP (JJ petty))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Sheldon, we're all scientists . I helped out a fellow colleague . You're being petty.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
all
all
DET
DT
root
Number=Plur
scientist
scientists
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
help
helped
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
fellow
fellow
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
colleague
colleague
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
cop
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
parataxis
Degree=Pos
petty
petty
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG being) (ADJP (JJ petty))))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (NP (NNP Barry)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (JJ professional) (NN rivalry)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD heard) (SBAR (, him--) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP me)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB suck) (NP (NNS eggs)))))))))) (. .) (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD were) (NP (NNS friends))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN suggested) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP suck) (NP (NP (NP (NN something)) (ADJP (RBR more) (JJ pleasant))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG laughing))) (. ?)))))))))) (SQ (VBD Did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB learn) (NP (NN something)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
I'm being petty? You know Barry and I have a professional rivalry . You heard him-- he told me to suck eggs . If we were friends, he would have suggested I suck something more pleasant . Why are you laughing? Did you learn something?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
cop
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
root
Degree=Pos
petty
petty
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Number=Sing
Barry
Barry
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
professional
professional
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
rivalry
rivalry
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
hear
heard
VERB
VBD
punct
him--
him--
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
suck
suck
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
egg
eggs
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advcl
Number=Plur
friend
friends
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
suggest
suggested
VERB
VBN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
suck
suck
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
xcomp
Degree=Pos
pleasant
pleasant
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
laugh
laughing
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
Did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
learn
learn
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
I've invented a science joke, would you like to hear it? Sure. How many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many? Who cares? He stole the idea and doesn't deserve his own joke. Is that really true? Of course, that's how you know it's a good joke . It not only entertains, it informs. Hey, sorry to interrupt. Uh, Barry, uh, how many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb? Did you know Edison didn't actually invent the light bulb? What do you want, Barry? Just wanted to drop this off as a little thank you for Amy. What's this for? Your idea really helped me out . My light - cone quantization paper's online already . The response has been amazing. Well, that's fascinating . I can't wait to read it. Oh, no, me as well . Uh, please e - mail it to Sheldon@Bazinga.biz . Why " dot - biz "? Because I just gave you the business. Anyway, thanks again . Cooper, suck eggs. Since when do you help out Barry Kripke? Well, I'd been thinking about a cellular automata approach to neuronal connectivity, and I thought it might have some interesting applications to string theory-- it's not a big deal. When I was doing string theory and hit a dead end, why didn't you try to help me? I did-- you said the only math biologists know is if you have three frogs and one hops away, that leaves two frogs. That's pretty funny, that does sound like me . But that doesn't mean that you should be standing on street corners handing out your math to whatever guy comes along. Sheldon, we're all scientists . I helped out a fellow colleague . You're being petty. I'm being petty? You know Barry and I have a professional rivalry . You heard him-- he told me to suck eggs . If we were friends, he would have suggested I suck something more pleasant . Why are you laughing? Did you learn something?