(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB ask) (SBAR (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG pimping) (NP (PRP me)) (PRT (RP out)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN cheese))))))) (CC but) (PP (IN since) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB when)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB care) (ADVP (IN at) (DT all)) (PP (IN about) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP sleep) (PP (IN with)))))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Missy
Okay . I'm not even gonna ask why you're pimping me out for cheese but since when do you care at all about who I sleep with?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
ask
ask
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
pimp
pimping
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
cheese
cheese
NOUN
NN
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
mark
since
since
SCONJ
IN
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
conj
VerbForm=Inf
care
care
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
all
all
DET
DT
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sleep
sleep
VERB
VBP
obl
with
with
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Truthfully)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBN given) (NP (PRP it)) (NP (DT any) (NN thought)))) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ has) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBN pointed) (PRT (RP out)) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me))) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP carry) (NP (NP (NN DNA)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ great) (NN potential))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Truthfully, I've never given it any thought but it has been pointed out to me that you carry DNA of great potential.
advmod
truthfully
Truthfully
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
give
given
VERB
VBN
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
det
any
any
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
thought
thought
NOUN
NN
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
aux:pass
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
point
pointed
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
carry
carry
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
DNA
DNA
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
potential
potential
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WHNP (WP What)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NN earth)))) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG talking) (PP (IN about)))) (. ?)))
Missy
What on earth are you talking about?
obl
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
earth
earth
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
talk
talking
VERB
VBG
case
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Let) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB explain))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP see))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ superior) (JJ genetic) (NN mutation)) (NP (NP (DT an) (NN improvement)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (VBG existing) (JJ mediocre) (NN stock)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Let me explain . You see, I'm a superior genetic mutation an improvement on the existing mediocre stock.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
Let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
explain
explain
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
see
see
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
superior
superior
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
genetic
genetic
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
mutation
mutation
NOUN
NN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
improvement
improvement
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
VerbForm=Ger
exist
existing
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
mediocre
mediocre
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
stock
stock
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (CC And) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB mean))) (, ,) (`` ") (NP (JJ mediocre) (NN stock)) ('' ") (. ?)))
Missy
And what do you mean, " mediocre stock "?
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
amod
Degree=Pos
mediocre
mediocre
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
stock
stock
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .) (CC But) (S (S (VP (VBG residing) (PP (IN within) (NP (PRP you))))) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (NN potential)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT another) (PRP me)))) (. .) (NP (ADVP (RB Perhaps)) (ADJP (ADJP (RB even) (JJR taller)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJR smarter)) (CC and) (ADJP (RBR less) (JJ prone) (PP (IN to) (VP (NN freckling)))) (. .)) (NP (DT A) (NNP Sheldon) (CD 2.0)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD will))))) (. .) (NP (NNP Sheldon) (CD 2.0))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
That would be you . But residing within you is the potential for another me . Perhaps even taller, smarter and less prone to freckling . A Sheldon 2.0, if you will . Sheldon 2.0?
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
csubj
VerbForm=Ger
reside
residing
VERB
VBG
case
within
within
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
potential
potential
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
another
another
DET
DT
nmod
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
perhaps
Perhaps
ADV
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Cmp
tall
taller
ADJ
JJR
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Degree=Cmp
smart
smarter
ADJ
JJR
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
Degree=Cmp
less
less
ADV
RBR
conj
Degree=Pos
prone
prone
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
SCONJ
IN
advcl
Number=Sing
freckling
freckling
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
dep
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
2.0
2.0
NUM
CD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
dep
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Frac
2.0
2.0
NUM
CD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNP Sheldon) (CD 2.0) (. ?)))
Missy
Sheldon 2.0?
root
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
dep
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Frac
2.0
2.0
NUM
CD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (RB Exactly) (. .)) (ADVP (RB Now)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am) (RB not) (VP (VBG saying) (SBAR (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ sole) (NN decider)) (PP (IN of) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP mate) (PP (IN with))))))))))) (. .) (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (VP (VBN attracted) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN suitor))))))) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN likelihood)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN conception)))) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN reduced)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Exactly . Now, I am not saying that I should be the sole decider of who you mate with . If you're not attracted to the suitor, the likelihood of conception will be reduced.
advmod
exactly
Exactly
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
say
saying
VERB
VBG
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
sole
sole
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
decider
decider
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mate
mate
VERB
VBP
obl
with
with
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
attract
attracted
VERB
VBN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
suitor
suitor
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
likelihood
likelihood
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
conception
conception
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
reduce
reduced
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN got) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG kidding) (NP (PRP me)))))))) (. .)))
Missy
You have got to be kidding me.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
kid
kidding
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (RB Not) (IN at) (DT all) (. .)) (NP (JJ Frequent) (NN coitus)) (ADVP (RB dramatically)) (VP (VBZ increases) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS odds)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN fertilization))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Not at all . Frequent coitus dramatically increases the odds of fertilization.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
all
all
DET
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
frequent
Frequent
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
coitus
coitus
NOUN
NN
advmod
dramatically
dramatically
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
increase
increases
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
odd
odds
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
fertilization
fertilization
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Shelly)) (, ,) (VP (VB sit) (PRT (RP down))) (. .) (ADVP (RB Now)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN lived) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ whole) (NN life)) (S (VP (VBG dealing) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN fact) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ twin) (NN brother)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN as) (S (NP (NN Mom)) (VP (VBZ puts) (NP (PRP it))))))))) (, ,) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NNP God) (POS 's)) (JJ special) (JJ little) (NNS people)))))))))) (. .)))
Missy
Okay, Shelly, sit down . Now, I've lived my whole life dealing with the fact that my twin brother is as Mom puts it, one of God's special little people.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Shelly
Shelly
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
sit
sit
VERB
VB
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
live
lived
VERB
VBN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
whole
whole
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
deal
dealing
VERB
VBG
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
fact
fact
NOUN
NN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
twin
twin
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
brother
brother
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
mom
Mom
NOUN
NN
acl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
put
puts
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
amod
Degree=Pos
special
special
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (PP (ADVP (RBR more)) (IN like) (NP (DT a) (NN cuckoo) (NN bird) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know)))))))) (, ,) (S (S (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ superior) (NN creature)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP$ whose) (NN egg)) (S (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBN placed) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN nest)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ ordinary) (NNS birds)))))))))) (. .) (ADVP (IN Of) (NN course)) (, ,) (NP (DT the) (ADJP (RB newly) (VBN hatched)) (NN cuckoo)) (VP (VBZ eats) (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NN food)) (, ,) (S (VP (VBG leaving) (NP (DT the) (JJ ordinary) (NNS siblings)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB starve) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN death)))))))))) (. .) (S (PP (ADVP (RB Luckily)) (IN for) (NP (PRP you))) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (DT the) (NN metaphor)) (VP (VBD ended))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I always thought I was more like a cuckoo bird . You know, a superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds . Of course, the newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food, leaving the ordinary siblings to starve to death . Luckily for you, that's where the metaphor ended.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
cuckoo
cuckoo
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Number=Sing
bird
bird
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
superior
superior
ADJ
JJ
appos
Number=Sing
creature
creature
NOUN
NN
nmod:poss
Poss=Yes|PronType=Rel
whose
whose
PRON
WP$
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
egg
egg
NOUN
NN
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
place
placed
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
nest
nest
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
ordinary
ordinary
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
bird
birds
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
of
Of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
advmod
newly
newly
ADV
RB
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
hatch
hatched
VERB
VBN
nsubj
Number=Sing
cuckoo
cuckoo
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
eat
eats
VERB
VBZ
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
food
food
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
leave
leaving
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
ordinary
ordinary
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
sibling
siblings
NOUN
NNS
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
starve
starve
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
death
death
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
luckily
Luckily
ADV
RB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
metaphor
metaphor
NOUN
NN
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
end
ended
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD ended) (PP (IN at) (NP (`` ") (NN cuckoo) ('' "))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP listen) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me))))) (. .) (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB start) (S (VP (VBG acting) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN brother)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VP (VBZ cares) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP me)))) (, ,) (RB then) (ADJP (JJ terrific) (. .)) (VP (VB Bring) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP on))) (. .) (CC But) (S (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP try) (NP (NP (CD one) (NN time)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB tell) (NP (NP (PRP me)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG sleeping) (PP (IN with))))))))))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP you) (CC and) (PRP I)) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB round) (CC and) (IN round) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN way)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD did)))))) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD were) (NP (JJ little)))))))))))))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Missy
I thought it ended at " cuckoo " . You listen to me . If you want to start acting like a brother who cares about me, then terrific . Bring it on . But you try one time to tell me who I should be sleeping with, and you and I are going to go round and round the way we did when we were little.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
end
ended
VERB
VBD
case
at
at
ADP
IN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
obl
Number=Sing
cuckoo
cuckoo
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
listen
listen
VERB
VBP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
start
start
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
act
acting
VERB
VBG
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
brother
brother
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
care
cares
VERB
VBZ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
terrific
terrific
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
bring
Bring
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
try
try
VERB
VBP
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
obl
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
sleep
sleeping
VERB
VBG
case
with
with
ADP
IN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
round
round
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
round
round
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advcl
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT an) (JJ alternate) (NN proposal))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I have an alternate proposal.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
alternate
alternate
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
proposal
proposal
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Go) (PRT (RP on))) (. .)))
Missy
Go on.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
go
Go
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP donate) (NP (NNS eggs)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB place) (NP (PRP them)) (PP (IN in) (NP (JJ cryogenic) (NN storage)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB find) (S (S (NP (NP (DT an) (JJ appropriate) (NN sperm) (NN donor)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS eggs)))) (VP (VB have) (S (NP (PRP them)) (VP (VBN fertilized) (CC and) (VBN implanted) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP you))))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT That) (NN way)) (, ,) (NP (NN everybody)) (VP (VBZ wins))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You donate eggs . We will place them in cryogenic storage . I will find an appropriate sperm donor for your eggs have them fertilized and implanted in you . That way, everybody wins.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
donate
donate
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Plur
egg
eggs
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
place
place
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
cryogenic
cryogenic
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
storage
storage
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
appropriate
appropriate
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
sperm
sperm
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
donor
donor
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Plur
egg
eggs
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
fertilize
fertilized
VERB
VBN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
implant
implanted
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everybody
everybody
PRON
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
win
wins
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Okay . I'm not even gonna ask why you're pimping me out for cheese but since when do you care at all about who I sleep with? Truthfully, I've never given it any thought but it has been pointed out to me that you carry DNA of great potential. What on earth are you talking about? Let me explain . You see, I'm a superior genetic mutation an improvement on the existing mediocre stock. And what do you mean, " mediocre stock "? That would be you . But residing within you is the potential for another me . Perhaps even taller, smarter and less prone to freckling . A Sheldon 2.0, if you will . Sheldon 2.0? Sheldon 2.0? Exactly . Now, I am not saying that I should be the sole decider of who you mate with . If you're not attracted to the suitor, the likelihood of conception will be reduced. You have got to be kidding me. Not at all . Frequent coitus dramatically increases the odds of fertilization. Okay, Shelly, sit down . Now, I've lived my whole life dealing with the fact that my twin brother is as Mom puts it, one of God's special little people. I always thought I was more like a cuckoo bird . You know, a superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds . Of course, the newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food, leaving the ordinary siblings to starve to death . Luckily for you, that's where the metaphor ended. I thought it ended at " cuckoo " . You listen to me . If you want to start acting like a brother who cares about me, then terrific . Bring it on . But you try one time to tell me who I should be sleeping with, and you and I are going to go round and round the way we did when we were little. I have an alternate proposal. Go on. You donate eggs . We will place them in cryogenic storage . I will find an appropriate sperm donor for your eggs have them fertilized and implanted in you . That way, everybody wins.