(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Uh) (, -) (UH oh) (. .)) (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ wants) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB meet) (NP (PRP us)))))) (. .)))
Raj
Uh - oh . She wants to meet us.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
discourse
oh
oh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
wants
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
meet
meet
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (RB Not) (PRP us) (. .) (PRP Him) (. .)))
Howard
Not us . Him.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
root
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
vocative
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
him
Him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (CC but) (NP (`` ") (PRP him)) ('' ") (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB know) (PP (IN about) (NP (`` ") (PRP her))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Raj
Yes, but " him " doesn't even know about " her . "
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (`` ") (NP (PRP him)) ('' ") (PP (IN about) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB find) (PRT (RP out)) (PP (IN about) (`` ") (NP (PRP her))))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Howard
Well, " him " about to find out about " her . "
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
root
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
mark
about
about
SCONJ
IN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP Us)) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP him)))))) (. ?)))
Raj
Us gonna tell him?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
Us
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP Who)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB tell) (WHNP (WHNP (WP whom)) (PP (IN about) (WHNP (WP what))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Who's going to tell whom about what?
nsubj
PronType=Int
who
Who
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Rel
whom
whom
PRON
WP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNP Sheldon) (. .) (UH Hey) (. .)))
Howard
Sheldon . Hey.
root
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hi) (. .)))
Raj
Hi.
root
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP$ Your) (NN surprise)) (VP (VBZ confuses) (NP (PRP me)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP live) (ADVP (RB here)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Your surprise confuses me . I live here.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
surprise
surprise
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
confuse
confuses
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
live
live
VERB
VBP
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB So)) (, ,) (SQ (VP (VB listen)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG doing) (NP (NN tomorrow) (NN afternoon)))) (. ?))))
Howard
So, listen, what are you doing tomorrow afternoon?
discourse
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
listen
listen
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
compound
Number=Sing
tomorrow
tomorrow
NOUN
NN
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
afternoon
afternoon
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Be) (ADJP (RBR more) (JJ specific))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Be more specific.
cop
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
be
Be
AUX
VB
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
root
Degree=Pos
specific
specific
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (CD Four) (HYPH -) (CD thirty) (. .)))
Howard
Four - thirty.
compound
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
four
Four
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
root
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
thirty
thirty
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (NN afternoon) (. .)) (SBAR (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG preevning)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
That's not afternoon . That's preevning.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Number=Sing
afternoon
afternoon
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
preev
preevning
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Howard
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN time)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN day)))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD invented))))))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (PRP It)) (ADVP (RBR better))) (VP (VBZ defines) (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ ambiguous) (NN period)) (PP (IN between) (NP (NN afternoon) (CC and) (NN evening)))) (: :) (S (NP (VBG preevning) (. .)) (ADJP (RB Fairly) (JJ certain)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB catch) (PRT (RP on)) (SBAR (IN as) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ fills) (NP (DT a) (JJ desperate) (NN need))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It's a time of day I invented . It better defines the ambiguous period between afternoon and evening: preevning . Fairly certain it will catch on as it fills a desperate need.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
day
day
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
invent
invented
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
advmod
Degree=Cmp
well
better
ADV
RBR
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
define
defines
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
ambiguous
ambiguous
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
period
period
NOUN
NN
case
between
between
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
afternoon
afternoon
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
evening
evening
NOUN
NN
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
parataxis
VerbForm=Ger
preev
preevning
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
fairly
Fairly
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
certain
certain
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
catch
catch
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
fill
fills
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
desperate
desperate
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
need
need
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Right) (, ,) (INTJ (UH okay) (. .)) (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG doing) (NP (NN tomorrow)) (S (VP (VBG preevning))))) (. ?)))
Raj
Right, okay . What are you doing tomorrow preevning?
discourse
right
Right
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
okay
okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tomorrow
tomorrow
NOUN
NN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
preev
preevning
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (NP (NN tomorrow) (VBZ 's)) (NP (NNP Saturday) (. .)) (NP (NNP Saturday) (NN night))) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NN laundry) (NN night))) (. .) (RB So) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG spending) (NP (NP (DT the) (VBG preevning) (NN pre) (HYPH -) (NN sorting)) (CC and) (NP (NN pre) (HYPH -) (NN soaking))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, tomorrow's Saturday . Saturday night is laundry night . So I'll be spending the preevning pre - sorting and pre - soaking.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
tomorrow
tomorrow
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Number=Sing
Saturday
Saturday
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
compound
Number=Sing
Saturday
Saturday
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
compound
Number=Sing
laundry
laundry
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
spend
spending
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
VerbForm=Ger
preev
preevning
VERB
VBG
compound
Number=Sing
preorder
pre
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obj
Number=Sing
sorting
sorting
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
preorder
pre
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
conj
Number=Sing
soaking
soaking
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD were) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NN tomorrow)) (PP (IN at) (NP (CD 4:30))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB meet) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN woman)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ has) (VP (VBN been) (ADVP (RB scientifically)) (VP (VBN chosen) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ perfect) (NN mate))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Okay, what if I were to tell you tomorrow at 4:30, you could meet a woman who has been scientifically chosen to be your perfect mate?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tomorrow
tomorrow
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
4:30
4:30
NUM
CD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
meet
meet
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
nsubj:pass
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
aux:pass
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
advmod
scientifically
scientifically
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
choose
chosen
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
perfect
perfect
ADJ
JJ
xcomp
Number=Sing
mate
mate
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VP (VB snort) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN derision)))) (CC and) (VP (VB throw) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS arms)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN air))) (S (VP (VBN exhausted) (PP (IN by) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ constant) (NN tomfoolery)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I would snort in derision and throw my arms in the air exhausted by your constant tomfoolery.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
snort
snort
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
derision
derision
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
throw
throw
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
arm
arms
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
air
air
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
exhaust
exhausted
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
constant
constant
ADJ
JJ
obl:agent
Number=Sing
tomfoolery
tomfoolery
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC But) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ true)))) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP put) (NP (PDT all) (PRP$ your) (JJ vital) (NN information)) (PP (IN into) (NP (DT this) (NN dating) (NN site))))) (VP (VBD answered) (NP (NP (DT all) (NNS questions)) (SBAR (IN like) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD would))))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBD found) (NP (DT a) (NN match)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP$ Her) (NN name)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NNP Amy) (NNP Farrah) (NNP Fowler)))) (. .)))
Raj
But it's true . We put all your vital information into this dating site answered all questions like you would and they found a match for you . Her name is Amy Farrah Fowler.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
true
true
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
put
put
VERB
VBP
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
vital
vital
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
information
information
NOUN
NN
case
into
into
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
dating
dating
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
site
site
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
answer
answered
VERB
VBD
det
all
all
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
question
questions
NOUN
NNS
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
find
found
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
match
match
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
Her
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
name
name
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Farrah
Farrah
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Fowler
Fowler
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Even)) (VP (VBG assuming) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB answer) (NP (DT any) (NN question)) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN way)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD would) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS algorithms)) (VP (VBN used) (PP (IN by) (NP (NN matchmaking) (NNS sites))))))))) (VP (VBP are) (NP (JJ complete) (NN hokum)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Even assuming you could answer any question the way I would the algorithms used by matchmaking sites are complete hokum.
advmod
even
Even
ADV
RB
csubj
VerbForm=Ger
assume
assuming
VERB
VBG
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
answer
answer
VERB
VB
det
any
any
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
question
question
NOUN
NN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
algorithm
algorithms
NOUN
NNS
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
use
used
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
matchmaking
matchmaking
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
site
sites
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
amod
Degree=Pos
complete
complete
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
hokum
hokum
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (NN answer)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD gave) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN question))))))) (. .) (`` ") (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (SQ (VBZ is) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN attitude)) (PP (IN towards) (NP (JJ online) (NN dating))))))))) (. ?) ('' ")))
Howard
That's the answer we gave to the question . " What is your attitude towards online dating? "
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
answer
answer
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
give
gave
VERB
VBD
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
question
question
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
parataxis
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
attitude
attitude
NOUN
NN
case
towards
towards
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
online
online
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
dating
dating
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (S (NP (NNP Howard)) (VP (VBD wanted) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB write) (NP (`` ") (NN mumbo) (NN jumbo))))))) (, ,) ('' ") (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD said) (LST (UH no) (. .)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ Our) (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB say) (NP (`` ") (NN hokum)))))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Raj
Well, Howard wanted to write " mumbo jumbo, " but I said no . Our Sheldon would say " hokum . "
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
want
wanted
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
write
write
VERB
VB
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
compound
Number=Sing
mumbo
mumbo
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
jumbo
jumbo
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
discourse
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
Our
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
obj
Number=Sing
hokum
hokum
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (SQ (VP (VB Come) (PRT (RP on))) (, ,) (WHADVP (WRB where)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ scientific) (NN curiosity))) (. ?)))
Howard
Come on, where's your scientific curiosity?
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
advmod
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
PronType=Int
where
where
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
scientific
scientific
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
curiosity
curiosity
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (JJS Most)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP it)))) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG being) (VP (VBN applied) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (VBG unraveling) (NNS secrets)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN universe))))) (SBAR (IN while) (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN rest)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP it)))) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG wondering) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG having) (NP (DT this) (NN conversation)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP you)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Most of it is being applied to unraveling secrets of universe while the rest of it is wondering why I'm having this conversation with you.
nsubj:pass
Degree=Sup
most
Most
ADJ
JJS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
aux:pass
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
apply
applied
VERB
VBN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
amod
VerbForm=Ger
unravel
unraveling
VERB
VBG
obl
Number=Plur
secret
secrets
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
universe
universe
NOUN
NN
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
rest
rest
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
wonder
wondering
VERB
VBG
advmod
PronType=Rel
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
conversation
conversation
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (WHADVP (WRB how)) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT this))) (. ?) (NP (RB Even) (NNP Spock)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (DT a) (NN date)) (ADVP (RB once)) (NP (DT every) (CD seven) (NNS years))) (. .)))
Raj
Okay, how about this? Even Spock had a date once every seven years.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advmod
even
Even
ADV
RB
nsubj
Number=Sing
Spock
Spock
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
date
date
NOUN
NN
advmod
NumType=Mult
once
once
ADV
RB
det
every
every
DET
DT
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
seven
seven
NUM
CD
obl:tmod
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB date)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (NN pon) (JJ farr)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP$ His) (NN blood)) (VP (VBD boiled) (PP (IN with) (NP (NN mating) (NN lust))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
He didn't date . It was pon farr . His blood boiled with mating lust.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
date
date
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
pon
pon
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Degree=Pos
farr
farr
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
His
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
blood
blood
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
boil
boiled
VERB
VBD
case
with
with
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
mating
mating
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
lust
lust
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (S (SQ (VBP do) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB start) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN cup)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN coffee))))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB pon) (NP (NNP farr) (NNP Amy) (NNP Farrah) (NNP Fowler)) (ADVP (RBR later)))))) (. .)))
Howard
Why don't you start with a cup of coffee and you can pon farr Amy Farrah Fowler later.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
start
start
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
cup
cup
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
coffee
coffee
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
conj
VerbForm=Inf
pin
pon
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
farr
farr
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Farrah
Farrah
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Fowler
Fowler
PROPN
NNP
advmod
Degree=Cmp
late
later
ADV
RBR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB drink) (NP (NN coffee)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I don't drink coffee.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
drink
drink
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
coffee
coffee
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (DT All) (RB right)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (JJ hot) (NN chocolate)))) (. .)))
Howard
All right, you can have a hot chocolate.
obl:npmod
all
All
DET
DT
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
hot
hot
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
chocolate
chocolate
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN As) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD will) (RB not) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG engaging) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT this) (NN nonsense)))))))) (, ,) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN choice)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN beverage)))) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ moot)) (. .) (PP (IN For) (NP (DT the) (NN record))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB only)) (VP (VBP drink) (NP (JJ hot) (NN chocolate)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNS months))) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT an) (NN R)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP them))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
As I will not be engaging in this nonsense, my choice of beverage is moot . For the record, I only drink hot chocolate in months with an R in them.
mark
as
As
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
engage
engaging
VERB
VBG
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
nonsense
nonsense
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
choice
choice
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
beverage
beverage
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
moot
moot
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
for
For
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
record
record
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
drink
drink
VERB
VBP
amod
Degree=Pos
hot
hot
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
chocolate
chocolate
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
month
months
NOUN
NNS
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
R
R
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (WRB Why) (. ?)))
Howard
Why?
root
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NN life)) (PP (IN without) (NP (NN whimsy))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What's life without whimsy?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
case
without
without
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
whimsy
whimsy
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADVP (RB out))) (. .)))
Howard
Okay, I'm out.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
out
out
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NNP Sheldon) (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN hidden) (NP (DT the) (JJ dirty) (NN sock)) (PP (IN from) (NP (DT the) (NN roof))) (ADVP (RB somewhere) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN apartment))))))) (. .) (S (SBAR (IN Unless) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ willing) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB come) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP us))) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB meet) (NP (DT this) (NN girl)))))))))))) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB remain) (ADVP (RB there)) (ADVP (RB forever))))) (. .)))
Raj
Sheldon I've hidden the dirty sock from the roof somewhere in your apartment . Unless you're willing to come with us to meet this girl it will remain there forever.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
hide
hidden
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
dirty
dirty
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
sock
sock
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
roof
roof
NOUN
NN
advmod
somewhere
somewhere
ADV
RB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
apartment
apartment
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
unless
Unless
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl
Degree=Pos
willing
willing
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
meet
meet
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
remain
remain
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
advmod
forever
forever
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG bluffing))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You're bluffing.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
bluf
bluffing
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (JJ willing) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB risk) (NP (PRP it)))))) (. ?)))
Raj
Are you willing to risk it?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Degree=Pos
willing
willing
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
risk
risk
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Curse) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Curse you.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
curse
Curse
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Uh - oh . She wants to meet us. Not us . Him. Yes, but " him " doesn't even know about " her . " Well, " him " about to find out about " her . " Us gonna tell him? Who's going to tell whom about what? Sheldon . Hey. Hi. Your surprise confuses me . I live here. So, listen, what are you doing tomorrow afternoon? Be more specific. Four - thirty. That's not afternoon . That's preevning. What? It's a time of day I invented . It better defines the ambiguous period between afternoon and evening: preevning . Fairly certain it will catch on as it fills a desperate need. Right, okay . What are you doing tomorrow preevning? Well, tomorrow's Saturday . Saturday night is laundry night . So I'll be spending the preevning pre - sorting and pre - soaking. Okay, what if I were to tell you tomorrow at 4:30, you could meet a woman who has been scientifically chosen to be your perfect mate? I would snort in derision and throw my arms in the air exhausted by your constant tomfoolery. But it's true . We put all your vital information into this dating site answered all questions like you would and they found a match for you . Her name is Amy Farrah Fowler. Even assuming you could answer any question the way I would the algorithms used by matchmaking sites are complete hokum. That's the answer we gave to the question . " What is your attitude towards online dating? " Well, Howard wanted to write " mumbo jumbo, " but I said no . Our Sheldon would say " hokum . " Come on, where's your scientific curiosity? Most of it is being applied to unraveling secrets of universe while the rest of it is wondering why I'm having this conversation with you. Okay, how about this? Even Spock had a date once every seven years. He didn't date . It was pon farr . His blood boiled with mating lust. Why don't you start with a cup of coffee and you can pon farr Amy Farrah Fowler later. I don't drink coffee. All right, you can have a hot chocolate. As I will not be engaging in this nonsense, my choice of beverage is moot . For the record, I only drink hot chocolate in months with an R in them. Why? What's life without whimsy? Okay, I'm out. Sheldon I've hidden the dirty sock from the roof somewhere in your apartment . Unless you're willing to come with us to meet this girl it will remain there forever. You're bluffing. Are you willing to risk it? Curse you.