(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (VBG trying) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB wrap) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mind)) (PP (IN around) (NP (PRP it))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB be) (NP (DT a) (NN dad)) (ADVP (RB someday)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around it . I always thought I'd be a dad someday.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
try
trying
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
wrap
wrap
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mind
mind
NOUN
NN
case
around
around
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
dad
dad
NOUN
NN
advmod
someday
someday
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP me)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB too)) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (RB so) (VBG caring)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB often)) (VP (VBN pictured) (NP (PRP you)) (S (VP (VBG guiding) (NP (DT a) (JJ young) (NN boy)) (PP (IN into) (NP (NN manhood)))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Oh, me, too . You're so caring . I've often pictured you guiding a young boy into manhood.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
care
caring
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
often
often
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
picture
pictured
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
guide
guiding
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
young
young
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
boy
boy
NOUN
NN
case
into
into
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
manhood
manhood
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (EX There)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP go))) (, ,) (S (NP (NNP Howard) (. .)) (VP (VBZ Sounds) (SBAR (IN like) (S (NP (NNP Raj'll)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS babies))))))) (: ;) (S (NP (NN problem)) (VP (VBN solved))) (. .)))
Leonard
There you go, Howard . Sounds like Raj'll have your babies; problem solved.
advmod
there
There
PRON
EX
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
Sounds
VERB
VBZ
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Raj'll
Raj'll
PROPN
NNP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
baby
babies
NOUN
NNS
punct
;
;
PUNCT
:
nsubj
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
solve
solved
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (SBAR (ADVP (RB just)) (IN because) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN man)) (VP (VBZ shows) (VP (NN caring) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT another) (NN man))))))) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB mean) (SBAR (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG displaying) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN love)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBP dare) (S (RB not) (VP (VB speak) (NP (PRP$ its) (NN name))))))))))) (. .) (SQ (VBD Did) (NP (PRP she)) (ADVP (RB definitely)) (VP (VB say) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB want) (NP (NNS kids)))))))))))) (. ?)))
Raj
Hey, just because a man shows caring for another man doesn't mean he's displaying the love that dare not speak its name . Did she definitely say she didn't want kids?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
show
shows
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing
caring
caring
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
another
another
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
display
displaying
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
love
love
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
dare
dare
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
speak
speak
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
its
its
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
name
name
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
Did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
advmod
definitely
definitely
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
kid
kids
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB like) (NP (PRP them))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (PP (IN from) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD saw))))) (, ,) (NP (DT the) (NN feeling)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ mutual)))) (. .)))
Howard
Yeah, she doesn't like them . And from what I saw, the feeling was mutual.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
case
from
from
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
see
saw
VERB
VBD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
feeling
feeling
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
conj
Degree=Pos
mutual
mutual
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB do)))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
What are you gonna do?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB see) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN life)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (NNS kids)))))))))) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,) (S (NP (NNS people)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NNS kids)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,) (S (NP (RB even) (NNP Donkey) (NNP Kong)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (NNP Donkey) (NNP Kong) (NNP Jr.)) (ADVP (RB So)) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB teach) (NP (NN someone)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VP (VB kidnap) (NP (NNS princesses))) (CC and) (VP (VB throw) (NP (NNS barrels)) (PP (IN at) (NP (JJ Italian) (NNS plumbers))))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
I can't see a life where I don't have kids . I mean, people have kids . I mean, even Donkey Kong had Donkey Kong Jr. So he could teach someone how to kidnap princesses and throw barrels at Italian plumbers.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
kid
kids
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Plur
kid
kids
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
compound
Number=Sing
Donkey
Donkey
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Number=Sing
Kong
Kong
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
Donkey
Donkey
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Kong
Kong
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Jr.
Jr.
PROPN
NNP
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
teach
teach
VERB
VB
iobj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
obj
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
kidnap
kidnap
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
princess
princesses
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
throw
throw
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
barrel
barrels
NOUN
NNS
case
at
at
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
Italian
Italian
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
plumber
plumbers
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,) (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT no) (NN guarantee)) (SBAR (ADVP (RB even)) (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (NNS kids)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB like) (NP (PRP them))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
You know, there's no guarantee even if you have kids that you're going to like them.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
guarantee
guarantee
NOUN
NN
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Plur
kid
kids
NOUN
NNS
obj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Wow)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ rough)))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Where)) (SQ (MD 'd) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB get) (NP (DT that))))) (. ?)))
Raj
Wow, that's rough . Where'd you get that?
discourse
wow
Wow
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
rough
rough
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
where
Where
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (RB right) (IN off) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN dust) (NN jacket)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mom) (POS 's)) (JJ last) (NN book)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
It's right off the dust jacket of my mom's last book.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
case
off
off
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
dust
dust
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
jacket
jacket
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
mom
mom
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
amod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
book
book
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP me) (CC and) (NNP Bernadette)) (VP (VBP are) (RB n't) (ADJP (JJ right) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT each) (JJ other))))) (. .)))
Howard
Maybe me and Bernadette aren't right for each other.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
ExtPos=PRON|PronType=Rcp
each
each
DET
DT
fixed
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Look) (, ,) (NP (NNP Howard)) (, ,) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB say) (SBAR (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN lot)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN fish)))) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN sea)))))))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD watched) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB dangle) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN hook)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN water))) (PP (IN for) (NP (NNS years))))) (. .) (S (VP (VB Do) (RB not) (VP (VB throw) (NP (PRP her)) (ADVP (RB back))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Look, Howard, I'd say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but I watched you dangle your hook in the water for years . Do not throw her back.
discourse
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
lot
lot
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
fish
fish
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
sea
sea
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
watch
watched
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
dangle
dangle
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
hook
hook
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
water
water
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
throw
throw
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to)))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (NN kind)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT a) (NN deal) (NN breaker)))))) (. .)))
Howard
I don't want to, but this is kind of a deal breaker.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
xcomp
to
to
PART
TO
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
deal
deal
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
breaker
breaker
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mom)) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB say) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP call) (PRT (RP off)) (NP (DT the) (NN wedding)))))))))) (. ?)))
Raj
What's your mom going to say if you call off the wedding?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
mom
mom
NOUN
NN
root
VerbForm=Ger
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
call
call
VERB
VBP
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
wedding
wedding
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB kill) (NP (PRP her))))) (. .) (S (PP (IN On) (NP (DT the) (JJ other) (NN hand))) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB give) (NP (PRP$ her) (NNS grandchildren)))))) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB kill) (NP (PRP her)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB too))))) (. .) (RB So) (, ,) (S (NP (DT either) (NN way)) (, ,) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN Mom) (NN front))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ golden)))) (. .)))
Howard
Oh, it'll kill her . On the other hand, if I don't give her grandchildren, that'll kill her, too . So, either way, on the Mom front, I'm golden.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
kill
kill
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
on
On
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
hand
hand
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
give
give
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
iobj
Number=Plur
grandchild
grandchildren
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
kill
kill
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
either
either
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
mom
Mom
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
front
front
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
golden
golden
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around it . I always thought I'd be a dad someday. Oh, me, too . You're so caring . I've often pictured you guiding a young boy into manhood. There you go, Howard . Sounds like Raj'll have your babies; problem solved. Hey, just because a man shows caring for another man doesn't mean he's displaying the love that dare not speak its name . Did she definitely say she didn't want kids? Yeah, she doesn't like them . And from what I saw, the feeling was mutual. What are you gonna do? I can't see a life where I don't have kids . I mean, people have kids . I mean, even Donkey Kong had Donkey Kong Jr. So he could teach someone how to kidnap princesses and throw barrels at Italian plumbers. You know, there's no guarantee even if you have kids that you're going to like them. Wow, that's rough . Where'd you get that? It's right off the dust jacket of my mom's last book. Maybe me and Bernadette aren't right for each other. Look, Howard, I'd say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but I watched you dangle your hook in the water for years . Do not throw her back. I don't want to, but this is kind of a deal breaker. What's your mom going to say if you call off the wedding? Oh, it'll kill her . On the other hand, if I don't give her grandchildren, that'll kill her, too . So, either way, on the Mom front, I'm golden.