(ROOT (SBARQ (ADVP (RB So)) (, ,) (WHADVP (WRB how)) (SQ (VBZ does) (NP (DT this) (NN game)) (VP (VB work)) (. ?)) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBP throw) (NP (PRP it)) (, ,) (PP (UH like) (NP (DT a) (JJ real) (NN ball)))) (. ?)))
Howard
So, how does this game work? I just throw it, like a real ball?
discourse
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
game
game
NOUN
NN
root
VerbForm=Inf
work
work
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
throw
throw
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
like
like
INTJ
UH
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
ball
ball
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (ADJP (RB just) (JJ nice) (CC and) (JJ easy)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB right) (IN over) (NP (DT the) (NN plate))) (. .)))
Leonard
Yeah, just nice and easy, right over the plate.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
easy
easy
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
case
over
over
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
plate
plate
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (DT All) (JJ right) (. .)))
Howard
All right.
det
all
All
DET
DT
root
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP suck))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Wolowitz)) (. !)))
Raj
You suck, Wolowitz!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
suck
suck
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Wolowitz
Wolowitz
PROPN
NNP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (NP (DT that)) (PP (IN about))) (. ?)))
Howard
What's that about?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
case
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG heckling) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ beloved) (NN part)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN baseball)))))) (. .)))
Raj
I'm heckling you . It's a beloved part of baseball.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
heckle
heckling
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
beloved
beloved
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
part
part
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
baseball
baseball
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ right)))) (. .) (CC And) (S (PP (VBN given) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB probably) (RB still)) (VP (VBG waiting) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN picked) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN game)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBN played) (PP (IN in) (NP (JJ fifth) (NN grade)))))))))))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (VP (VB suck)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
He's right . And given that you're probably still waiting to be picked for a game that was played in fifth grade, I'm sure you do suck.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
give
given
VERB
VBN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
probably
probably
ADV
RB
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
wait
waiting
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
pick
picked
VERB
VBN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
game
game
NOUN
NN
nsubj:pass
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
play
played
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
fifth
fifth
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
grade
grade
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
conj
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
suck
suck
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG going) (PRT (RP on)))) (. ?)))
Penny
What's going on?
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN Baseball) (. .)))
Leonard
Baseball.
root
Number=Sing
Baseball
Baseball
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB not) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD meant) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD said) (S (VP (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB outside))) (CC and) (VP (VB play))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, this is not what I meant when I said go outside and play.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
mean
meant
VERB
VBD
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
outside
outside
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
play
play
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG practicing))) (. .)))
Leonard
He's practicing.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
practice
practicing
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (PP (IN For) (NP (WP what)) (. ?)))
Penny
For what?
case
for
For
ADP
IN
root
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT The) (NNPS Angels)) (VP (VBD wanted) (S (NP (DT an) (NN astronaut)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB throw) (PRT (RP out)) (NP (DT the) (JJ first) (NN pitch))))))) (, ,) (RB so) (SQ (VP (VB guess) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBD called)))))) (. ?)))
Howard
The Angels wanted an astronaut to throw out the first pitch, so guess who they called?
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
Angel
Angels
PROPN
NNPS
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
want
wanted
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
astronaut
astronaut
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
throw
throw
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
first
first
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
pitch
pitch
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
guess
guess
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
call
called
VERB
VBD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (. ?)))
Penny
What, you?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN lot)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NNS people)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBD were) (RB n't) (ADJP (JJ available)))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (RB then) (NP (PRP me)) (. !)))
Howard
Well, a lot of people who weren't available, but then me!
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
lot
lot
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
Degree=Pos
available
available
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
conj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ cool)) (. !) (NP (NNS Congratulations)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP guess) (SBAR (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ makes) (S (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN athlete)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN group)))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
That's so cool! Congratulations . I guess that makes you the athlete of the group.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
cool
cool
ADJ
JJ
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Plur
congratulation
Congratulations
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
guess
guess
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
makes
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
xcomp
Number=Sing
athlete
athlete
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
group
group
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (RB not) (NP (RB just) (PRP him)) (. !) (MD May) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB remind) (NP (PRP you)) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG talking) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT the) (NML (NN seeker) (, ,) (NN beater) (, ,) (NN chaser) (CC and) (NN water)) (NN boy)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NML (JJ third) (NN place)) (NML (NNP Griffith) (NNP Park)) (NNP Quidditch) (NN team)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, not just him! May I remind you that you're talking to the seeker, beater, chaser and water boy of the third place Griffith Park Quidditch team.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
reparandum
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
May
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
remind
remind
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
talk
talking
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
seeker
seeker
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
beater
beater
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
chaser
chaser
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
water
water
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
boy
boy
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
third
third
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
place
place
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
Griffith
Griffith
PROPN
NNP
appos
Number=Sing
Park
Park
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
Quidditch
Quidditch
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
team
team
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (. .) (S (S (VP (VBG Watching) (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NN boyfriend)) (VP (VB run) (ADVP (RB around)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN broomstick)) (PP (IN between) (NP (PRP$ his) (NNS legs))))))))) (VP (VBZ is) (RB n't) (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP forget)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
I know . Watching your boyfriend run around with a broomstick between his legs isn't something you forget.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
csubj
VerbForm=Ger
watch
Watching
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
boyfriend
boyfriend
NOUN
NN
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
run
run
VERB
VB
advmod
around
around
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
broomstick
broomstick
NOUN
NN
case
between
between
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Plur
leg
legs
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
forget
forget
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (NN C'm)) (PP (IN on) (ADVP (RB now)))) (, ,) (VP (VB throw) (NP (CD one))) (. .)))
Leonard
C'm on now, throw one.
vocative
Number=Sing
c'm
C'm
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
throw
throw
VERB
VB
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADJP (DT All) (JJ right)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB here)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP go)) (. .)))
Howard
All right, here we go.
det
all
All
DET
DT
discourse
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP look) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT a) (NN jackass)))) (. !)))
Raj
You look like a jackass!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VBP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
jackass
jackass
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Cut) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP out)))) (. !) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG hurting) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS feelings))))) (. !)))
Howard
Cut it out! You're hurting my feelings!
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
cut
Cut
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
hurt
hurting
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
feeling
feelings
NOUN
NNS
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (ADVP (RB outside)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Now you know why we're not outside.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Rel
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
ccomp
outside
outside
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
So, how does this game work? I just throw it, like a real ball? Yeah, just nice and easy, right over the plate. All right. You suck, Wolowitz! What's that about? I'm heckling you . It's a beloved part of baseball. He's right . And given that you're probably still waiting to be picked for a game that was played in fifth grade, I'm sure you do suck. What's going on? Baseball. Okay, this is not what I meant when I said go outside and play. He's practicing. For what? The Angels wanted an astronaut to throw out the first pitch, so guess who they called? What, you? Well, a lot of people who weren't available, but then me! That's so cool! Congratulations . I guess that makes you the athlete of the group. Well, not just him! May I remind you that you're talking to the seeker, beater, chaser and water boy of the third place Griffith Park Quidditch team. I know . Watching your boyfriend run around with a broomstick between his legs isn't something you forget. C'm on now, throw one. All right, here we go. You look like a jackass! Cut it out! You're hurting my feelings! Now you know why we're not outside.