(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB recently)) (VP (VBD read) (SBAR (IN that) (S (PP (IN during) (NP (NNP World) (NNP War) (CD Two))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Joseph) (NNP Stalin)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN research) (NN program)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB create) (NP (NNS supersoldiers)) (PP (IN by) (S (VP (VBG having) (S (NP (NNS women)) (VP (VBN impregnated) (PP (IN by) (NP (NNS gorillas))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I recently read that during World War Two, Joseph Stalin had a research program to create supersoldiers by having women impregnated by gorillas.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
recently
recently
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
read
read
VERB
VBD
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
case
during
during
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
World
World
PROPN
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
War
War
PROPN
NNP
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
Two
NUM
CD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Joseph
Joseph
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Stalin
Stalin
PROPN
NNP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
research
research
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
program
program
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
create
create
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
supersoldier
supersoldiers
NOUN
NNS
mark
by
by
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
have
having
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Plur
woman
women
NOUN
NNS
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
impregnate
impregnated
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
obl:agent
Number=Plur
gorillas
gorillas
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (WHNP (WDT What)) (FRAG (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ sick) (NN use)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN science))))) (. .)))
Howard
What a sick use of science.
det:predet
PronType=Int
what
What
DET
WDT
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
sick
sick
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
use
use
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
science
science
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (ADVP (ADVP (RB as) (RB long)) (SBAR (IN as) (S (NP (DT the) (NN baby)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ healthy)))))) (. .)))
Raj
Hey, as long as the baby's healthy.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
as
as
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADV
RB
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
baby
baby
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Degree=Pos
healthy
healthy
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP wonder) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (NNP Stalin)) (VP (VBD considered) (NP (DT any) (JJ other) (NNS animals)))))) (. .)))
Amy
I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wonder
wonder
VERB
VBP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Stalin
Stalin
PROPN
NNP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
consider
considered
VERB
VBD
det
any
any
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
animal
animals
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NNS Hippos)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (DT the) (JJS deadliest) (NN creature)))) (. .) (S (NP (DT A) (ADJP (NN half) (HYPH -) (JJ human)) (, ,) (NML (NN half) (HYPH -) (NN hippo)) (NN soldier)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (RB pretty) (JJ badass))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Hippos are the deadliest creature . A half - human, half - hippo soldier would be pretty badass.
nsubj
Number=Plur
hippo
Hippos
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
deadly
deadliest
ADJ
JJS
root
Number=Sing
creature
creature
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
compound
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|Number=Sing
half
half
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Pos
human
human
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|Number=Sing
half
half
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
hippo
hippo
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
soldier
soldier
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
pretty
pretty
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
badass
badass
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (CC but) (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ hungry) (HYPH -) (JJ hungry))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB stop) (NP (PRP them)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNS marbles)))))) (. .)))
Howard
Yes, but when they're hungry - hungry, you can stop them with marbles.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl
Degree=Pos
hungry
hungry
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
conj
Degree=Pos
hungry
hungry
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
stop
stop
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
marble
marbles
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ correct) (NN animal)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NNS interspecies) (NN supersolider)))) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NN koala))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB wind) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT an) (NN army)) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ cute) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD could) (RB n't) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN attacked)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yeah, the correct animal for interspecies supersolider is koala . You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
correct
correct
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
animal
animal
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Plur
interspecy
interspecies
NOUN
NNS
nmod
Number=Sing
supersolider
supersolider
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Number=Sing
koala
koala
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
wind
wind
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
army
army
NOUN
NN
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
cute
cute
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
attack
attacked
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC But) (NP (NML (NN half) (HYPH -) (NN man)) (, ,) (NP (NN half) (HYPH -) (NN owl))) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB fly))) (. ...)))
Raj
But half - man, half - owl could fly ...
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
amod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|Number=Sing
half
half
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nsubj
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|Number=Sing
half
half
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nsubj
Number=Sing
owl
owl
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
fly
fly
VERB
VB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT The) (NN answer)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (NP (JJ cuddly) (NNS soldiers)) (PP (IN with) (NP (JJ big) (JJ flat) (NNS noses)))) (. .) (VP (VBG Moving) (PRT (RB on))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
The answer is cuddly soldiers with big flat noses . Moving on.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
answer
answer
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
amod
Degree=Pos
cuddly
cuddly
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Plur
soldier
soldiers
NOUN
NNS
case
with
with
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
big
big
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
flat
flat
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
nose
noses
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
VerbForm=Ger
move
Moving
VERB
VBG
advmod
on
on
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB So)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Penny)) (, ,) (WHADVP (WRB when)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT the) (JJ new) (NN job) (NN start))) (. ?)))
Howard
So, Penny, when's the new job start?
discourse
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
job
job
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
start
start
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (JJ Next) (NNP Monday) (. .)))
Penny
Next Monday.
amod
Degree=Pos
next
Next
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
Monday
Monday
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBD Did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB get) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN chance) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB look) (PP (IN over) (NP (DT the) (NNS materials))))))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD gave) (NP (PRP you))))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Did you get a chance to look over the materials I gave you?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
Did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
chance
chance
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
case
over
over
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
material
materials
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
give
gave
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Uh)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB not) (RB yet)) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD will))) (. .)))
Penny
Uh, not yet, but I will.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
yet
yet
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Great) (. .) (WRB When) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Great . When?
root
Degree=Pos
great
Great
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD said) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB get) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP it)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
I said I'll get to it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG sensing) (NP (NN awkwardness))))) (, ,) (SQ (VBP am) (NP (PRP I)) (ADJP (JJ right))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
I'm sensing awkwardness, am I right?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
sense
sensing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
awkwardness
awkwardness
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yes) (. .)))
Amy
Yes.
root
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (VP (NN Swish)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Swish.
root
Number=Sing
swish
Swish
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ pushy)))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBN done) (NP (NN pharmaceutical) (NNS sales)) (ADVP (RB before))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ seems) (SBAR (IN like) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB use) (NP (DT this) (NN time)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (NP (DT a) (NN head) (NN start))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
I don't want to be pushy, but you've never done pharmaceutical sales before . It seems like you could use this time to get a head start.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
pushy
pushy
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
do
done
VERB
VBN
compound
Number=Sing
pharmaceutical
pharmaceutical
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
sale
sales
NOUN
NNS
advmod
before
before
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
seem
seems
VERB
VBZ
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
use
use
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
start
start
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (DT the) (JJ first) (JJ few) (NNS weeks)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB be) (NP (DT all) (NN training)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (NP (NN everything)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB know))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Well, the first few weeks will be all training . They'll tell me everything I need to know.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
first
first
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
few
few
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Plur
week
weeks
NOUN
NNS
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
all
all
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
training
training
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
everything
PRON
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC But) (VP (VB imagine) (SBAR (WHADJP (WRB how) (JJ impressed)) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB be) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD showed) (PRT (RP up)) (ADJP (RB already) (JJ familiar) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (NN material)))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
But imagine how impressed they'd be if you showed up already familiar with the material.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
imagine
imagine
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
impressed
impressed
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
show
showed
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
advmod
already
already
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
familiar
familiar
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
material
material
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (RB so) (WHNP (WP what)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP want) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN teacher) (POS 's)) (NN pet))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Okay, so what, you want me to be like a teacher's pet?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
so
so
ADV
RB
reparandum
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
teacher
teacher
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
xcomp
Number=Sing
pet
pet
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (MD Could) (RB n't) (VP (VB hurt))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Couldn't hurt.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
Could
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
hurt
hurt
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Mm))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP Who) (RB here)) (SQ (VBZ has) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBN hurt) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBD were) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN teacher) (POS 's)) (NN pet)))))))) (. ?))))
Leonard
Mm, I don't know . Who here has ever been hurt because they were the teacher's pet?
discourse
mm
Mm
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj:pass
PronType=Int
who
Who
PRON
WP
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
aux:pass
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
hurt
hurt
VERB
VBN
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
teacher
teacher
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
advcl
Number=Sing
pet
pet
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (SBAR (IN like) (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN rest)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN class)))) (VP (VBD wanted) (S (NP (NNP Ms.) (NNP McDonald)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB forget) (NP (DT the) (NN quiz))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It was like the rest of the class wanted Ms. McDonald to forget the quiz.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
like
like
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
rest
rest
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
class
class
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
want
wanted
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
Ms.
Ms.
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
McDonald
McDonald
PROPN
NNP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
forget
forget
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
quiz
quiz
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
I recently read that during World War Two, Joseph Stalin had a research program to create supersoldiers by having women impregnated by gorillas. What a sick use of science. Hey, as long as the baby's healthy. I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals. Hippos are the deadliest creature . A half - human, half - hippo soldier would be pretty badass. Yes, but when they're hungry - hungry, you can stop them with marbles. Yeah, the correct animal for interspecies supersolider is koala . You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked. But half - man, half - owl could fly ... The answer is cuddly soldiers with big flat noses . Moving on. So, Penny, when's the new job start? Next Monday. Did you get a chance to look over the materials I gave you? Uh, not yet, but I will. Great . When? I said I'll get to it. I'm sensing awkwardness, am I right? Yes. Swish. I don't want to be pushy, but you've never done pharmaceutical sales before . It seems like you could use this time to get a head start. Well, the first few weeks will be all training . They'll tell me everything I need to know. But imagine how impressed they'd be if you showed up already familiar with the material. Okay, so what, you want me to be like a teacher's pet? Couldn't hurt. Mm, I don't know . Who here has ever been hurt because they were the teacher's pet? It was like the rest of the class wanted Ms. McDonald to forget the quiz.