(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB So)) (, ,) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN conclusion))) (, ,) (NP (DT the) (NNS data)) (VP (VBP show) (SBAR (IN that) (SQ (S (PP (IN at) (NP (NP (NNS temperatures)) (VP (VBG approaching) (NP (JJ absolute) (CD zero))))) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN moment)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN inertia) (VBZ changes)))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (DT a) (NN solid)) (VP (VBZ becomes) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN supersolid)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT which)) (S (ADVP (RB clearly)) (VP (VBZ appears) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RB previously) (JJ unknown)) (NN state)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN matter) (. .))))))))))) (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you)))))) (. !)) (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (EX there)) (NP (DT any) (NNS questions)))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
So, in conclusion, the data show that at temperatures approaching absolute zero, the moment of inertia changes, and a solid becomes a supersolid, which clearly appears to be a previously unknown state of matter . Thank you! Are there any questions?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
conclusion
conclusion
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
datum
data
NOUN
NNS
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
show
show
VERB
VBP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
temperature
temperatures
NOUN
NNS
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
approach
approaching
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
absolute
absolute
ADJ
JJ
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
zero
zero
NUM
CD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
moment
moment
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
inertia
inertia
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
change
changes
VERB
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
solid
solid
NOUN
NN
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
become
becomes
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
xcomp
Number=Sing
supersolid
supersolid
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
which
PRON
WDT
advmod
clearly
clearly
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
appear
appears
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
previously
previously
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
unknown
unknown
ADJ
JJ
xcomp
Number=Sing
state
state
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
matter
matter
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
VERB
VBP
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
det
any
any
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
question
questions
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (LST (UH Yeah) (. .)) (WHNP (WP What) (DT the) (NN hell)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT that))) (. ?)))
Voice
Yeah . What the hell was that?
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
PronType=Rel
what
What
PRON
WP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
hell
hell
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (DT Any) (JJ other) (NNS questions) (. ?)))
Leonard
Any other questions?
det
any
Any
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Plur
question
questions
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (S (NP (NNP Doctor) (NNP Sheldon) (NNP Cooper)) (ADVP (RB here))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ lead) (NN author)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT this) (JJ particular) (NN paper)))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP you) (NN sir)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (ADVP (RB completely)) (VP (VBN skipped) (PP (IN over) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN part)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG walking) (PP (IN through) (NP (DT the) (NN park)))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD saw) (NP (DT these) (NNS children)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN merry) (HYPH -) (NN go) (HYPH -) (NN round)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT which)) (S (VP (VBD started) (NP (PRP me)) (S (VP (VBG thinking) (PP (IN about) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN moment)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN inertia))) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NNS gases)) (PP (IN like) (NP (NN helium))) (PP (IN at) (NP (NP (NNS temperatures)) (VP (VBG approaching) (NP (JJ absolute) (CD zero))))))))))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Doctor Sheldon Cooper here, I am the lead author of this particular paper . And you sir, you have completely skipped over the part where I was walking through the park and I saw these children on a merry - go - round which started me thinking about the moment of inertia in gases like helium at temperatures approaching absolute zero.
dislocated
Number=Sing
Doctor
Doctor
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Cooper
Cooper
PROPN
NNP
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
lead
lead
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
author
author
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
particular
particular
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
paper
paper
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
vocative
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
flat
Number=Sing
sir
sir
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
advmod
completely
completely
ADV
RB
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
skip
skipped
VERB
VBN
case
over
over
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
part
part
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
walk
walking
VERB
VBG
case
through
through
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
park
park
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
see
saw
VERB
VBD
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
this
these
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
child
children
NOUN
NNS
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
merry
merry
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
go
go
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obl
Number=Sing
round
round
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
which
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
start
started
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
think
thinking
VERB
VBG
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
moment
moment
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
inertia
inertia
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
gas
gases
NOUN
NNS
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
helium
helium
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
temperature
temperatures
NOUN
NNS
acl
VerbForm=Ger
approach
approaching
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
absolute
absolute
ADJ
JJ
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
zero
zero
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB skip) (NP (PRP it))))) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (RB just) (DT an) (NN anecdote)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (NN science))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I didn't skip it . It's just an anecdote, it's not science.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
skip
skip
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
anecdote
anecdote
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Number=Sing
science
science
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP see)) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN apple)) (VP (VBG falling) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (NNP Newton) (POS 's)) (NN head))))))) (, ,) (SQ (VBD was) (NP (DT that)) (NP (RB just) (DT an) (NN anecdote))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Oh, I see . It was the apple falling on Newton's head, was that just an anecdote?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
see
see
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
apple
apple
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
fall
falling
VERB
VBG
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Newton
Newton
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
obl
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
anecdote
anecdote
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP are) (RB not) (NP (NNP Isaac) (NNP Newton))) (. .)))
Leonard
You are not Isaac Newton.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Number=Sing
Isaac
Isaac
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Newton
Newton
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ true) (. .)) (SBAR (S (NP (NN Gravity)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN been) (ADJP (JJ apparent) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me))) (PP (IN without) (NP (DT the) (NN apple)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
No, no, that's true . Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
true
true
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
gravity
Gravity
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
parataxis
Degree=Pos
apparent
apparent
ADJ
JJ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
without
without
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
apple
apple
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD can) (RB not) (ADVP (RB possibly)) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (RB that) (JJ arrogant)))) (. .)))
Leonard
You cannot possibly be that arrogant.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
possibly
possibly
ADV
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
that
that
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
arrogant
arrogant
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP continue) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB underestimate) (NP (PRP me))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ good) (NN man)) (. .)))
Sheldon
You continue to underestimate me, my good man.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
continue
continue
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
underestimate
underestimate
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Look) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (RB n't) (ADJP (JJ happy) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN presentation))))))) (ADVP (RB then)) (ADVP (RB maybe)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN given) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP me))))))) (. !)))
Leonard
Look, if you weren't happy with my presentation then maybe you should have given it with me!
discourse
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
presentation
presentation
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
advmod
maybe
maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
give
given
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN As) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN explained) (ADVP (RB repeatedly)))))) (, ,) (PP (IN unlike) (NP (PRP you))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB need) (NP (NN validation)) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (JJR lesser) (NNS minds)) (. .) (NP (DT No) (NN offense)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
As I have explained repeatedly, unlike you, I don't need validation from lesser minds . No offense.
mark
as
As
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
explain
explained
VERB
VBN
advmod
repeatedly
repeatedly
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
unlike
unlike
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
need
need
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
validation
validation
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Cmp
less
lesser
ADJ
JJR
nmod
Number=Plur
mind
minds
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
no
No
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
offense
offense
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADVP (RB Really)) (, ,) (WHADVP (RB so) (WRB why)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB come))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Really, so why did you come?
advmod
really
Really
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (IN Because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD knew) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB screw) (NP (DT this)) (PRT (RP up)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Because I knew you'd screw this up.
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
know
knew
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
screw
screw
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB screw) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP up)))) (. !)))
Leonard
I didn't screw it up!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
screw
screw
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH please)) (. .) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP admit) (NP (NP (DT that) (JJ spherical) (NN chicken) (NN joke)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHNP (DT that)) (S (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ hilarious))))) (. .) (CC But) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (JJ straight) (RB downhill)) (PP (IN from) (NP (RB there))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, please . I admit that spherical chicken joke, that was hilarious . But it was straight downhill from there.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
please
please
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
admit
admit
VERB
VBP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
spherical
spherical
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
chicken
chicken
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
joke
joke
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Degree=Pos
hilarious
hilarious
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
Degree=Pos
straight
straight
ADJ
JJ
conj
downhill
downhill
ADV
RB
case
from
from
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN had) (NP (NP (JJ enough)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN condescendship))))))) (. .) (S (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN college))) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (CD 11)) (PP (IN like) (NP (PRP you))))))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN doctorate)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NP (CD 24)) (PP (RB instead) (IN of) (NP (CD 16))))))) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP are) (RB not) (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ only) (NN person)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (ADJP (JJR smarter)) (PP (IN than) (NP (NP (NN everyone) (JJ else)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT this) (NN room)))))))))) (. !) (NP (DT No) (NN offense)))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am) (ADVP (RB clearly)) (RB not) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ only) (NN person)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBN tormented) (PP (IN by) (NP (NN insecurity))))) (CC and) (VP (VBZ has) (NP (DT an) (NN ego)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NN need)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ constant) (NN validation)))))))))))) (. !)))
Leonard
I've had enough of your condescendship . Maybe I didn't go to college when I was 11 like you . Maybe I got my doctorate at 24 instead of 16 but you are not the only person who is smarter than everyone else in this room! No offense . And I am clearly not the only person who is tormented by insecurity and has an ego in need of constant validation!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
have
had
VERB
VBN
obj
Degree=Pos
enough
enough
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
condescendship
condescendship
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
college
college
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
11
11
NUM
CD
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
doctorate
doctorate
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
24
24
NUM
CD
case
instead
instead
ADV
RB
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
16
16
NUM
CD
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
only
only
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Degree=Cmp
smart
smarter
ADJ
JJR
case
than
than
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everyone
everyone
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
else
else
ADJ
JJ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
room
room
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
det
no
No
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
offense
offense
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
advmod
clearly
clearly
ADV
RB
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
only
only
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
nsubj:pass
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
torment
tormented
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
obl:agent
Number=Sing
insecurity
insecurity
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
ego
ego
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
need
need
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
constant
constant
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
validation
validation
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB So) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP admit) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (DT an) (NN egotist)))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
So you admit you're an egotist?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
admit
admit
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
egotist
egotist
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NN name)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NN doctor) (NNP Leonard) (NNP Hofstadter)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VB please) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS parents))))) (SBAR (RB so) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP need) (NP (PDT all) (PRP$ my) (NN self) (NN esteem)) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (NNS strangers)) (PP (IN like) (NP (PRP you)))))))) (. !) (CC But) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJR worse)))) (. !)))
Leonard
My name is doctor Leonard Hofstadter and I can never please my parents so I need all my self esteem from strangers like you! But he's worse!
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
name
name
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Number=Sing
doctor
doctor
NOUN
NN
flat
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Hofstadter
Hofstadter
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
please
please
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
parent
parents
NOUN
NNS
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
self
self
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
esteem
esteem
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
stranger
strangers
NOUN
NNS
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
conj
Degree=Cmp
bad
worse
ADJ
JJR
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Ok)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP it))) (. !)))
Sheldon
Ok, that's it!
discourse
ok
Ok
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD can) (RB not) (VP (VB blow) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN head)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mind))))) (. !)))
Leonard
You cannot blow up my head with your mind!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
blow
blow
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
mind
mind
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Then)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB settle) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN aneurism))))) (. !)))
Sheldon
Then I'll settle for your aneurism!
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
Then
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
settle
settle
VERB
VB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
aneurism
aneurism
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Stop) (NP (PRP it))) (. !)))
Leonard
Stop it!
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stop
Stop
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD hit) (NP (PRP me)))) (. !) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD saw) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD hit) (NP (PRP me))))))) (. !)))
Sheldon
You hit me! You saw that he hit me!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
hit
hit
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
see
saw
VERB
VBD
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
hit
hit
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD tried) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB blow) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN head)))))) (. !)))
Leonard
You tried to blow up my head!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
try
tried
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
blow
blow
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB So)) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG working))) (. !) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBP wa))) (. ...)))
Sheldon
So it was working! It wa ...
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
work
working
VERB
VBG
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wa
wa
VERB
VBP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (RB not))) (. !) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (DT a) (NN nutcase)))) (. !)))
Leonard
It was not! You're a nutcase!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
not
not
PART
RB
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
nutcase
nutcase
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB see) (PP (IN about) (NP (NP (DT that)) (. !) (S (NP (NP (NNS Heads)) (PRT (RP up))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (NNS people) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (JJ front) (NN row)))) (. !) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT a) (NN splash) (NN zone))))))))) (. !)))
Sheldon
We'll see about that! Heads up, you people in the front row! This is a splash zone!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
compound
Number=Plur
head
Heads
NOUN
NNS
ccomp
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
front
front
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
row
row
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
splash
splash
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
zone
zone
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Stop) (NP (PRP it)))) (. !) (ADVP (RB Just)) (VP (VB quit) (NP (PRP it))) (. !)))
Leonard
Stop it! Just quit it!
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stop
Stop
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
quit
quit
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (DT this)) (ADVP (RB usually)) (WHADVP (WRB how)) (NP (NP (DT these) (NN physics)) (SBAR (S (NP (NNS things)) (VP (VBP go))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Is this usually how these physics things go?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
advmod
usually
usually
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
this
these
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
physics
physics
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VBP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (ADVP (RBR More) (RB often)) (SBAR (IN than) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP think)))) (. .)))
Howard
More often than you think.
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
More
ADV
RBR
root
Degree=Pos
often
often
ADV
RB
mark
than
than
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNP Vulcan) (NN nerve) (NN pinch) (. !)))
Leonard
Vulcan nerve pinch!
compound
Number=Sing
Vulcan
Vulcan
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
nerve
nerve
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
pinch
pinch
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
So, in conclusion, the data show that at temperatures approaching absolute zero, the moment of inertia changes, and a solid becomes a supersolid, which clearly appears to be a previously unknown state of matter . Thank you! Are there any questions? Yeah . What the hell was that? Any other questions? Doctor Sheldon Cooper here, I am the lead author of this particular paper . And you sir, you have completely skipped over the part where I was walking through the park and I saw these children on a merry - go - round which started me thinking about the moment of inertia in gases like helium at temperatures approaching absolute zero. I didn't skip it . It's just an anecdote, it's not science. Oh, I see . It was the apple falling on Newton's head, was that just an anecdote? You are not Isaac Newton. No, no, that's true . Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple. You cannot possibly be that arrogant. You continue to underestimate me, my good man. Look, if you weren't happy with my presentation then maybe you should have given it with me! As I have explained repeatedly, unlike you, I don't need validation from lesser minds . No offense. Really, so why did you come? Because I knew you'd screw this up. I didn't screw it up! Oh, please . I admit that spherical chicken joke, that was hilarious . But it was straight downhill from there. I've had enough of your condescendship . Maybe I didn't go to college when I was 11 like you . Maybe I got my doctorate at 24 instead of 16 but you are not the only person who is smarter than everyone else in this room! No offense . And I am clearly not the only person who is tormented by insecurity and has an ego in need of constant validation! So you admit you're an egotist? My name is doctor Leonard Hofstadter and I can never please my parents so I need all my self esteem from strangers like you! But he's worse! Ok, that's it! You cannot blow up my head with your mind! Then I'll settle for your aneurism! Stop it! You hit me! You saw that he hit me! You tried to blow up my head! So it was working! It wa ... It was not! You're a nutcase! We'll see about that! Heads up, you people in the front row! This is a splash zone! Stop it! Just quit it! Is this usually how these physics things go? More often than you think. Vulcan nerve pinch!