(ROOT (SBARQ (PP (IN In) (WHNP (WDT what) (NN universe))) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT this) (`` ") (NML (JJ low) (HYPH -) (NN pulp)) ('' ") (. ?)) (NP (NP (JJ Good) (NN morning)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Penny)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
In what universe is this " low - pulp "? Good morning, Penny.
case
in
In
ADP
IN
det
PronType=Int
what
what
DET
WDT
root
Number=Sing
universe
universe
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
amod
Degree=Pos
low
low
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nsubj
Number=Sing
pulp
pulp
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
appos
Number=Sing
morning
morning
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB have) (NP (NNS eyes)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN back)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN head)))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Do you have eyes in the back of your head?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
eye
eyes
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
back
back
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP one)) (VP (VBZ gets) (VP (VBN beaten) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (DT every) (JJ other) (NN day)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN school))) (NP (CD one)))))) (, ,) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN necessity))) (, ,) (VP (VBZ develops) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ keen) (NN sense)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN hearing) (. .)))) (ADVP (RB Incidentally)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP one)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB get) (VP (VBN beaten) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN school))) (PP (ADVP (RB simply)) (IN by) (S (VP (VBG referring) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (PRP oneself)) (PP (IN as) (NP (`` ") (CD one) (. .) ('' "))))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG making) (NP (JJ English) (NNS muffins))))) (. .) (SQ (MD Would) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB like) (NP (DT an) (JJ English) (NN muffin))))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
When one gets beaten up every other day in school one, of necessity, develops a keen sense of hearing . Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school simply by referring to oneself as " one . " I'm making English muffins . Would you like an English muffin?
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
one
one
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
gets
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
beat
beaten
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
det
every
every
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
day
day
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
school
school
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
necessity
necessity
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
develop
develops
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
keen
keen
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
sense
sense
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
hearing
hearing
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
incidentally
Incidentally
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
one
one
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
beat
beaten
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
school
school
NOUN
NN
advmod
simply
simply
ADV
RB
mark
by
by
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
refer
referring
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
oneself
oneself
PRON
PRP
case
as
as
ADP
IN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
obl
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
make
making
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
English
English
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
muffin
muffins
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
Would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
English
English
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
muffin
muffin
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NN thanks)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ hungry))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, thanks, I'm not hungry.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Number=Sing
thanks
thanks
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
hungry
hungry
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (RB FYI)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (ADJP (NN noise) (HYPH -) (VBG canceling)) (NNS headphones)) (VP (VBD proved) (S (ADJP (JJ ineffective))) (NP (JJ last) (NN night))) (. .)))
Sheldon
FYI, my noise - canceling headphones proved ineffective last night.
advmod
fyi
FYI
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
noise
noise
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
VerbForm=Ger
cancel
canceling
VERB
VBG
nsubj
Number=Plur
headphone
headphones
NOUN
NNS
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
prove
proved
VERB
VBD
xcomp
Degree=Pos
ineffective
ineffective
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ sorry) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT that)))) (. .)))
Penny
Yeah, sorry about that.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN As) (NP (DT a) (JJ native) (NNP Texan))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD must) (VP (VB say) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBN heard) (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (NN phrase)) (NP (`` ") (FW yeehaw))) ('' ") (VP (VBN used) (PP (IN in) (NP (PDT quite) (DT that) (NN context))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
As a native Texan, I must say I've never heard the phrase " yeehaw " used in quite that context.
case
as
As
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
native
native
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
Texan
Texan
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
must
must
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
hear
heard
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
phrase
phrase
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
appos
yeehaw
yeehaw
X
FW
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
use
used
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det:predet
quite
quite
DET
PDT
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
context
context
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP God)) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, God.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (LST (`` ") (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP God) (. .)) ('' ") (NP (NP (DT That)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN heard) (PP (IN on) (NP (JJ multiple) (NNS occasions)))))))) (. .) (SBAR (PP (IN In) (WHNP (WDT what) (NN universe))) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (DT that) (`` ") (ADJP (RB lightly) (VBN toasted)) ('' ") (. ?)) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ has) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJS worst) (NN day)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN life) (. .)))) (NP (JJ Good) (NN morning))))))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
" Oh, God . " That I've heard on multiple occasions . In what universe is that " lightly toasted "? This has to be the worst day of my life . Good morning, Leonard.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
hear
heard
VERB
VBN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
multiple
multiple
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
occasion
occasions
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
in
In
ADP
IN
det
PronType=Int
what
what
DET
WDT
obl
Number=Sing
universe
universe
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
advmod
lightly
lightly
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
toast
toasted
VERB
VBN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
bad
worst
ADJ
JJS
xcomp
Number=Sing
day
day
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
morning
morning
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WHADJP (WRB How) (JJ many)) (NNS times)) (SQ (VBP have) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBN asked) (NP (PRP you)) (S (RB not) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT that))))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
How many times have I asked you not to do that?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
amod
Degree=Pos
many
many
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Plur
time
times
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
ask
asked
VERB
VBN
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBG Counting) (NP (DT this) (NN instance))) (. ?) (NP (CD Three) (CD hundred) (CD seventeen)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Counting this instance? Three hundred seventeen.
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
count
Counting
VERB
VBG
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
instance
instance
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
Three
NUM
CD
root
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
hundred
hundred
NUM
CD
compound
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
seventeen
seventeen
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Where)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (NP (NNP Penny))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Where's Penny?
root
PronType=Int
where
Where
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBD returned) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP$ her) (NN apartment))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP presume) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB shower) (CC and) (VB vomit) (. .) (ADVP (RB Not) (RB necessarily)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT that) (NN order)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
She returned to her apartment . I presume to shower and vomit . Not necessarily in that order.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
return
returned
VERB
VBD
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
apartment
apartment
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
presume
presume
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
shower
shower
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
vomit
vomit
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
advmod
necessarily
necessarily
ADV
RB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
order
order
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Wonder) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB say) (NP (NN goodbye))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Wonder why she didn't say goodbye.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wonder
Wonder
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
goodbye
goodbye
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG expecting) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB offer) (NP (NP (DT an) (NN explanation)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ human) (NN behavior)))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Are you expecting me to offer an explanation of human behavior?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
expect
expecting
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
offer
offer
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
explanation
explanation
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
human
human
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
behavior
behavior
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (PP (IN as) (NP (DT an) (NN outsider))) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD might) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ able) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB provide) (NP (DT a) (JJ fresh) (NN perspective)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I know . I thought as an outsider you might be able to provide a fresh perspective.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
outsider
outsider
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
able
able
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
provide
provide
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
fresh
fresh
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
perspective
perspective
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (DT no) (NN difficulty)) (S (VP (VBG believing) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP are) (RB not) (NP (NN butter))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, I have no difficulty believing you are not butter.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
no
no
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
difficulty
difficulty
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
believe
believing
VERB
VBG
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
ccomp
Number=Sing
butter
butter
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
In what universe is this " low - pulp "? Good morning, Penny. Do you have eyes in the back of your head? When one gets beaten up every other day in school one, of necessity, develops a keen sense of hearing . Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school simply by referring to oneself as " one . " I'm making English muffins . Would you like an English muffin? Oh, thanks, I'm not hungry. FYI, my noise - canceling headphones proved ineffective last night. Yeah, sorry about that. As a native Texan, I must say I've never heard the phrase " yeehaw " used in quite that context. Oh, God. " Oh, God . " That I've heard on multiple occasions . In what universe is that " lightly toasted "? This has to be the worst day of my life . Good morning, Leonard. How many times have I asked you not to do that? Counting this instance? Three hundred seventeen. Where's Penny? She returned to her apartment . I presume to shower and vomit . Not necessarily in that order. Wonder why she didn't say goodbye. Are you expecting me to offer an explanation of human behavior? I know . I thought as an outsider you might be able to provide a fresh perspective. Well, I have no difficulty believing you are not butter.