(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Raj)) (, ,) (VP (VB look) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP you)))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, Raj, look at you.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Raj
Raj
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ resplendent) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT the) (NN noonday) (NN sun)))))) (, ,) (SQ (VBP am) (NP (PRP I)) (RB not)) (. ?)))
Raj
I know . I'm resplendent like the noonday sun, am I not?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
resplendent
resplendent
ADJ
JJ
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
noonday
noonday
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
sun
sun
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Um)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah) (. .)) (VP (VBG Starting) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (NN champagne))) (ADVP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (RB early))) (, ,) (VBP are) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (. ?)))
Penny
Um, yeah . Starting with the champagne a little early, aren't you?
discourse
um
Um
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
starting
Starting
VERB
VBG
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
champagne
champagne
NOUN
NN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
advmod
Degree=Pos
early
early
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN limo))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBD sent) (NP (DT a) (NN limo)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (NN limo)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBP love) (S (VP (VBG saying) (NP (NP (`` ") (NN limo) (. .) ('' ") (RB Here) (. .) (NN Sip)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT this)))) (SBAR (IN while) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG getting) (ADJP (JJ ready)))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
It was in the limo . They sent a limo . I have a limo . I just love saying " limo . " Here . Sip on this while you're getting ready.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
limo
limo
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
send
sent
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
limo
limo
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
limo
limo
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
love
love
VERB
VBP
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
say
saying
VERB
VBG
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
obj
Number=Sing
limo
limo
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Sing
sip
Sip
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
get
getting
VERB
VBG
xcomp
Degree=Pos
ready
ready
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ ready))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, I'm ready.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
ready
ready
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG wearing)))))) (. ?)))
Raj
That's what you're wearing?
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
wear
wearing
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Um) (, ,) (UH yeah) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why) (. ?)) (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (SQ (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ wrong) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP it)))))) (. ?))))
Penny
Um, yeah . Why? What's wrong with it?
discourse
um
Um
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
wrong
wrong
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NN Nothing) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG hoping) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (NN something)) (NP (DT a) (JJ little) (RBR more)) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,)) (JJ ridonkulous))))) (. .)))
Raj
Nothing . I was just hoping for something a little more, you know, ridonkulous.
vocative
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
Nothing
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
hope
hoping
VERB
VBG
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Degree=Pos
ridonkulous
ridonkulous
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH Yeah) (. .) (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (`` ") (JJ donkulous) ('' ")) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB get) (NP (NN tonight))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Yeah . Well, this is all the " donkulous " you're gonna get tonight.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
root
Degree=Pos
donkulous
donkulous
ADJ
JJ
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tonight
tonight
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (UH Okey) (HYPH -) (UH dokey) (. .)) (VP (VB Let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB roll) (. .) (ADVP (DT All) (RB right)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NN time)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB raise) (NP (DT the) (NN roof) (. .) (UH Ooh) (HYPH -) (UH ooh)))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Okey - dokey . Let's roll . All right, it's time to raise the roof . Ooh - ooh.
discourse
okey
Okey
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
discourse
dokey
dokey
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
Let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
roll
roll
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obj
all
All
DET
DT
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
raise
raise
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
roof
roof
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
ooh
Ooh
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
discourse
ooh
ooh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (. .)))
Penny
Hey, Leonard.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hey) (. .)))
Leonard
Hey.
root
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN Dude) (. .)))
Raj
Dude.
root
Number=Sing
dude
Dude
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP look) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ nice))) (. .)))
Leonard
You look very nice.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VBP
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Raj and Penny together
Thank you.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Come) (PRT (RP on)) (. .) (NP (JJ Good) (NN night)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard))) (. .)))
Penny
Come on . Good night, Leonard.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
advmod
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (JJ Good) (NN night) (. .)))
Leonard
Good night.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (NNP leonard)) (, ,) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB see) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN limo)) (ADVP (RB downstairs)))) (. ?)))
Raj
Hey, leonard, do you see my limo downstairs?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
limo
limo
NOUN
NN
advmod
downstairs
downstairs
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yeah) (. .)))
Leonard
Yeah.
root
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (ADJP (JJR bigger)) (PP (IN than) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN house)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN grandfather)) (VP (VBD grew) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN in))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
It's bigger than the house my grandfather grew up in.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Cmp
big
bigger
ADJ
JJR
case
than
than
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
house
house
NOUN
NN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
grandfather
grandfather
NOUN
NN
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
grow
grew
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
obl
in
in
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Terrific)) (. .)))
Leonard
Terrific.
root
Degree=Pos
Terrific
Terrific
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ has) (NP (JJR more) (NN food)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB too))) (. .)))
Raj
It has more food, too.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
amod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
obj
Number=Sing
food
food
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Come) (PRT (RP on))) (, ,) (VP (VB come) (PRT (RP on))) (. .)))
Penny
Come on, come on.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG coming) (ADVP (RB up)) (SBAR (SBAR (RB So) (S (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RBR better)) (VP (VB get) (S (NP (DT this) (NN party)) (VP (VBN started)))))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG coming) (PRT (RP up))))) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG coming) (PRT (RB up)) (, ,) (ADVP (UH yeah)))))))))))
Raj
I'm coming up So you better get this party started I'm coming up I'm coming up, yeah
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
come
coming
VERB
VBG
advmod
up
up
ADV
RB
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
Degree=Cmp
well
better
ADV
RBR
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
start
started
VERB
VBN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
come
coming
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
come
coming
VERB
VBG
advmod
up
up
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hey) (. .)))
Leonard
Hey.
root
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (JJ good) (NN news)) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB sulk) (PP (IN about) (NP (NN penny))) (ADVP (RB anymore)))))))) (. .) (S (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (NNS hundreds)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ croatian) (NNS women)))) (S (ADVP (RB Just)) (VP (VBG waiting) (SBAR (IN for) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB contact) (NP (PRP them))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Hey, good news . You don't have to sulk about penny anymore . Look, there are hundreds of croatian women Just waiting for you to contact them.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
news
news
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
sulk
sulk
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
penny
penny
NOUN
NN
advmod
anymore
anymore
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Number=Plur
hundred
hundreds
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
croatian
croatian
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
woman
women
NOUN
NNS
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
acl
VerbForm=Ger
wait
waiting
VERB
VBG
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
contact
contact
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (ADD Anythingforagreencard.com) (. ?)))
Leonard
Anythingforagreencard.com?
root
anythingforagreencard.com
Anythingforagreencard.com
X
ADD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB lend) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN user) (NN name))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (`` ") (JJ wealthy) (JJ big) (NN penis)))) (. .) ('' ")))
Howard
I'll lend you my user name . It's " wealthy big penis . "
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
lend
lend
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
user
user
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
name
name
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
amod
Degree=Pos
wealthy
wealthy
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
big
big
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
penis
penis
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG joking))) (. .)))
Leonard
You're joking.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
joke
joking
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD got) (S (VP (TO ta) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (PRP it)) (ADJP (JJ easy))) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP them)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG learning) (NP (NNP English))))) (. .)))
Howard
You gotta make it easy for them . They're just learning English.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
mark
to
ta
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Degree=Pos
easy
easy
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
learn
learning
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
English
English
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN Pass) (. .)))
Leonard
Pass.
root
Number=Sing
pass
Pass
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (RB So) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VP (VB sit) (ADVP (RB around)) (ADVP (RB here))) (CC and) (VP (VB mope) (SBAR (IN While) (S (NP (NN penny)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB out) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (NNP dr) (. .) (NN apu)) (PP (IN from) (NP (DT the) (NML (NN kwik) (HYPH -) (NN e)) (NN mart))))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
So you're just gonna sit around here and mope While penny is out with dr . apu from the kwik - e mart?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
sit
sit
VERB
VB
advmod
around
around
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
mope
mope
VERB
VB
mark
while
While
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
penny
penny
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advcl
out
out
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
dr
dr
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obl
Number=Sing
apu
apu
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
kwik
kwik
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
email
e
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
mart
mart
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (DT a) (NN date)))) (CC and) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ racist)))) (. .)))
Leonard
It's not a date and that's racist.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
date
date
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
conj
Degree=Pos
racist
racist
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ racist))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ beloved) (NN character)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT The) (NNPS Simpsons)))))) (. .)))
Howard
It can't be racist . He's a beloved character on The Simpsons.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Degree=Pos
racist
racist
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
beloved
beloved
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
character
character
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Plur
Simpson
Simpsons
PROPN
NNPS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB eat) (SBAR (RB so) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB get) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN bed))))))))))) (. .) (PP (IN With) (NP (DT any) (NN luck))) (, ,) (NP (NN tonight)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN night)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN sleep) (NN apnea)) (VP (VBZ kills) (NP (PRP me)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Let's just eat so I can get to bed . With any luck, tonight will be the night my sleep apnea kills me.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
Let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
eat
eat
VERB
VB
mark
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
bed
bed
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
with
With
ADP
IN
det
any
any
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
luck
luck
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
tonight
tonight
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
sleep
sleep
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
apnea
apnea
NOUN
NN
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
kill
kills
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBD Did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB remember) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB ask) (SBAR (IN For) (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN chicken)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NN broccoli)))) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (ADJP (VBN diced)) (, ,) (RB not) (VBN shredded) (. ?) (UH yes)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Did you remember to ask For the chicken with broccoli to be diced, not shredded? yes.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
Did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
remember
remember
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
ask
ask
VERB
VB
case
for
For
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
chicken
chicken
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
broccoli
broccoli
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
dice
diced
VERB
VBN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
shred
shredded
VERB
VBN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
discourse
yes
yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (ADVP (RB Even)) (IN though) (S (NP (DT the) (NN menu) (NN description)) (VP (VBZ specifies) (NP (`` ") (VBN shredded) ('' ")))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Even though the menu description specifies " shredded "?
advmod
even
Even
ADV
RB
mark
though
though
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
menu
menu
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
description
description
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
specify
specifies
VERB
VBZ
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
obj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
shred
shredded
VERB
VBN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (LST (UH Yes) (. .) (NNP Brown) (NN rice) (, ,) (RB not) (JJ white) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Yes . Brown rice, not white?
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
compound
Number=Sing
Brown
Brown
PROPN
NNP
root
Number=Sing
rice
rice
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
white
white
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (LST (UH Yes) (. .)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VP (VB stop) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT the) (JJ korean) (NN grocery)))) (CC And) (VP (VB get) (NP (DT the) (JJ good) (JJ hot) (NN mustard))) (. ?) (INTJ (UH yes)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yes . did you stop at the korean grocery And get the good hot mustard? yes.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
stop
stop
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
korean
korean
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
grocery
grocery
NOUN
NN
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
hot
hot
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
mustard
mustard
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
discourse
yes
yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBD Did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB pick) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (DT the) (NML (JJ low) (NN sodium)) (NN soy) (NN sauce)) (PP (IN from) (NP (DT the) (NN market)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
Did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
pick
pick
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
low
low
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
sodium
sodium
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
soy
soy
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
sauce
sauce
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
market
market
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yes) (. .)))
Leonard
Yes.
root
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Thank you.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP ’re) (ADJP (JJ welcome))) (. .)))
Leonard
You ’re welcome.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
’re
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
welcome
welcome
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VP (VBD took) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB so) (RB long)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What took you so long?
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
take
took
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
advmod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Just)) (VP (VP (VB sit) (ADVP (RP down))) (CC and) (VP (VB eat))) (. .)))
Leonard
Just sit down and eat.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
sit
sit
VERB
VB
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
eat
eat
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Fine) (. .)))
Sheldon
Fine.
root
Degree=Pos
Fine
Fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Alright)) (, ,) (NP (NP (PRP it))) (VP (VBZ ’s) (ADJP (VBN shredded)) (, ,) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB want) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB do)))))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Alright, it ’s shredded, what do you want me to do?
discourse
alright
Alright
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
’s
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
shred
shredded
VERB
VBN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB check) (SBAR (IN before) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP accept) (NP (DT the) (NN order))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I want you to check before you accept the order.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
check
check
VERB
VB
mark
before
before
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
accept
accept
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
order
order
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Sorry)) (. .)))
Leonard
Sorry.
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
Sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBD Were) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBN distracted) (PP (IN by) (NP (DT the) (NN possibility) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NNP Koothrappali)) (VP (MD might) (VP (VB have) (NP (NP (NN intercourse)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNP Penny)))) (NP (NN tonight))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Were you distracted by the possibility that Koothrappali might have intercourse with Penny tonight?
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
Were
AUX
VBD
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
distract
distracted
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl:agent
Number=Sing
possibility
possibility
NOUN
NN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Koothrappali
Koothrappali
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
acl
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
intercourse
intercourse
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tonight
tonight
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB have) (NP (NP (NN intercourse)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNP Penny))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
He's not going to have intercourse with Penny.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
intercourse
intercourse
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (RB Then) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT no) (NN excuse)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT this) (NN chicken) (PRN (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,))))) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT this) (NN situation)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNP Koothrappali)))) (VP (VBZ brings) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB mind) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN story)) (PP (IN from) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN childhood))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Then there's no excuse for this chicken . You know, this situation with Koothrappali brings to mind a story from my childhood.
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
Then
ADV
RB
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
excuse
excuse
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
chicken
chicken
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
situation
situation
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Koothrappali
Koothrappali
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
bring
brings
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
mind
mind
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
story
story
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
childhood
childhood
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH goody)) (, ,) (NP (NP (JJR more) (NNS tales)) (PP (IN from) (NP (DT the) (NN panhandle)))) (. .)))
Howard
Oh, goody, more tales from the panhandle.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
goody
goody
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
root
Number=Plur
tale
tales
NOUN
NNS
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
panhandle
panhandle
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NNP Northwest) (NNP Texas) (. .)))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (NNP East) (NNP Texas)) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNP Gulf) (NN region)) (ADVP (RB home) (PP (IN to) (NP (JJ many) (JJ Vietnamese) (NNS shrimpers)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
That's Northwest Texas . I'm from East Texas, the Gulf region home to many Vietnamese shrimpers.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
compound
Number=Sing
Northwest
Northwest
PROPN
NNP
root
Number=Sing
Texas
Texas
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
case
from
from
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
East
East
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Number=Sing
Texas
Texas
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Gulf
Gulf
PROPN
NNP
appos
Number=Sing
region
region
NOUN
NN
amod
home
home
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
many
many
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
Vietnamese
Vietnamese
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
shrimper
shrimpers
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Do) (NP (DT the) (NNS shrimpers)) (VP (VB feature) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN story)))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Do the shrimpers feature in your story?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
shrimper
shrimpers
NOUN
NNS
root
VerbForm=Inf
feature
feature
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
story
story
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Anyway)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (CD 8)) (SBAR (S (NP (DT a) (NML (NNP Montgomery) (NNP Ward)) (NN delivery) (NN van)) (VP (VBD ran) (PP (IN over) (NP (NP (PRP$ our) (NN family) (NN cat)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ Lucky) (. .)) (`` ") (JJ Lucky) ('' ")))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Anyway, when I was 8 a Montgomery Ward delivery van ran over our family cat, Lucky . " Lucky "?
discourse
anyway
Anyway
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
8
8
NUM
CD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Montgomery
Montgomery
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
Ward
Ward
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
delivery
delivery
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
van
van
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
run
ran
VERB
VBD
case
over
over
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
family
family
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
cat
cat
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Degree=Pos
lucky
Lucky
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
appos
Degree=Pos
lucky
Lucky
ADJ
JJ
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Lucky) (. ?)))
Howard
Lucky?
root
Degree=Pos
lucky
Lucky
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (`` ") (JJ Lucky) (. .) ('' ")))
Sheldon
Yes, " Lucky . "
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
root
Degree=Pos
lucky
Lucky
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (NN irony) (JJ impaired)))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Just)) (VP (VB move) (PRT (RP on)))) (. .)))
Leonard
He's irony impaired . Just move on.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
irony
irony
NOUN
NN
root
Degree=Pos
impaired
impaired
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
move
move
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (NP (JJ dead) (NN cat)) (VP (VBN named) (S (NP (NNP Lucky) (. .))))) (VP (VB Continue)) (. .)))
Howard
Okay, dead cat named Lucky . Continue.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
dead
dead
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
cat
cat
NOUN
NN
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
name
named
VERB
VBN
xcomp
Number=Sing
lucky
Lucky
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
continue
Continue
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN While) (S (NP (NNS others)) (VP (VBD mourned) (ADVP (JJ Lucky))))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD realized) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ his) (JJ untimely) (NN demise)) (VP (VBD provided) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (NN opportunity) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB replace) (NP (PRP him)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (NP (NN something)) (ADJP (RBR more) (JJ suited) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN pet) (NNS needs))))) (. .) (NP (NP (NP (NP (DT A) (JJ faithful) (NN companion)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB snuggle) (PP (IN with)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NN night)))))))) (ADVP (RB yet))) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ capable) (PP (IN of) (S (VP (VBG killing) (PP (IN upon) (NP (JJ telepathic) (NN command))))))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
While others mourned Lucky I realized his untimely demise provided me with the opportunity to replace him with something more suited to my pet needs . A faithful companion that I could snuggle with at night yet would be capable of killing upon telepathic command.
mark
while
While
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Plur
other
others
NOUN
NNS
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
mourn
mourned
VERB
VBD
xcomp
Degree=Pos
lucky
Lucky
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
realize
realized
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
untimely
untimely
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
demise
demise
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
provide
provided
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
opportunity
opportunity
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
replace
replace
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
amod
Degree=Pos
suited
suited
ADJ
JJ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
pet
pet
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
need
needs
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
faithful
faithful
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
companion
companion
NOUN
NN
obl
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
snuggle
snuggle
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
advmod
yet
yet
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
conj
Degree=Pos
capable
capable
ADJ
JJ
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
kill
killing
VERB
VBG
case
upon
upon
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
telepathic
telepathic
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
command
command
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (RB So) (RB not) (NP (DT a) (NN puppy)) (. ?)))
Howard
So not a puppy?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
puppy
puppy
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Please) (. .) (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (NP (NN nothing)) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ pedestrian))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD wanted) (NP (DT a) (NN griffin)))) (. .) (NP (DT A) (NN griffin)) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Please . No, nothing so pedestrian . I wanted a griffin . A griffin?
discourse
please
Please
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
nothing
PRON
NN
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
pedestrian
pedestrian
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
want
wanted
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
griffin
griffin
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
griffin
griffin
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (DT A) (NN griffin) (. ?)))
Leonard
A griffin?
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
griffin
griffin
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (NP (NN half) (NN eagle)) (, ,) (NP (NN half) (NN lion)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yes, half eagle, half lion.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|Number=Sing
half
half
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
eagle
eagle
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|Number=Sing
half
half
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
lion
lion
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (CC And) (ADJP (JJ mythological)) (. .)))
Leonard
And mythological.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
root
Degree=Pos
mythological
mythological
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADJP (JJ Irrelevant) (. .) (UH Yeah))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG studying) (NP (JJ recombinant) (NN DNA) (NN technology))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ confidant) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB create) (NP (CD one))))))))) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS parents)) (VP (VBD were) (ADJP (JJ unwilling) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB secure) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ necessary) (NN eagle) (NNS eggs)) (CC and) (NP (NN lion) (NN semen))))))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (IN Of) (NN course)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN sister)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (NN swimming) (NNS lessons)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD wanted) (NP (PRP them))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Irrelevant . Yeah, I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confidant I could create one but my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen . Of course, my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them.
discourse
Degree=Pos
irrelevant
Irrelevant
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
study
studying
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
recombinant
recombinant
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
DNA
DNA
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
technology
technology
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
conj
Degree=Pos
confidant
confidant
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
create
create
VERB
VB
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
parent
parents
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
conj
Degree=Pos
unwilling
unwilling
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
secure
secure
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
necessary
necessary
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
eagle
eagle
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
egg
eggs
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
lion
lion
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
semen
semen
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
of
Of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
sister
sister
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
compound
Number=Sing
swim
swimming
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
lesson
lessons
NOUN
NNS
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
want
wanted
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (RB not) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (NP (DT all)) (VP (VB enjoy) (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN lion) (NN semen) (NN story)))))) (, ,) (CC But) (, ...) (WHNP (WP what)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN point))) (. ?)))
Howard
Sheldon, not that we don't all enjoy a good lion semen story, But...what's your point?
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
PronType=Tot
all
all
DET
DT
root
VerbForm=Inf
enjoy
enjoy
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
lion
lion
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
semen
semen
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
story
story
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
conj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NN point)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (NNP koothrappali)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG moving) (PP (IN on)) (PP (IN To) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ new) (NN life)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ shallow) (JJ undeserved) (NN fame))))))))))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB Perhaps)) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT an) (NN opportunity) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB create) (NP (DT a) (JJR better) (NN cohort))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
My point is if koothrappali is moving on To a new life of shallow undeserved fame, Perhaps this is an opportunity to create a better cohort.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
koothrappali
koothrappali
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
move
moving
VERB
VBG
obl
on
on
ADP
IN
case
to
To
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
shallow
shallow
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
undeserved
undeserved
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
fame
fame
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
perhaps
Perhaps
ADV
RB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
opportunity
opportunity
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
create
create
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Cmp
good
better
ADJ
JJR
obj
Number=Sing
cohort
cohort
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB breed) (NP (DT a) (JJ new) (NN friend)))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
You want to breed a new friend?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
breed
breed
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (CD one) (NN option)))) (, ,) (CC but) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP who)) (SQ (VP (VBZ has) (NP (DT the) (NN time))))) (. ?) (CC But) (S (S (VP (VB consider) (, this--) (NP (DT the) (NN japanese)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG doing) (NP (DT some) (JJ wonderful) (NN work)) (PP (IN With) (NP (JJ artificial) (NN intelligence)))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP combine) (NP (DT that)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT some) (NNS animatronics)) (PP (PP (IN From) (NP (DT the) (NNS imagineers))) (PP (RB over) (PP (IN at) (NP (NNP disney))))))) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (NP (JJ Next) (NN thing)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know)))))) (, ,)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG playing) (NP (NN halo)) (PP (IN With) (NP (DT a) (JJ multilingual) (NNP abraham) (NNP lincoln))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
That's one option, but who has the time? But consider this-- the japanese, They're doing some wonderful work With artificial intelligence . Now, you combine that with some animatronics From the imagineers over at disney, Next thing you know, we're playing halo With a multilingual abraham lincoln.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
root
Number=Sing
option
option
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
PronType=Int
who
who
PRON
WP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
consider
consider
VERB
VB
punct
this--
this--
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
Japanese
japanese
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
det
some
some
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
wonderful
wonderful
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
case
with
With
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
artificial
artificial
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
intelligence
intelligence
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
combine
combine
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
some
some
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
animatronics
animatronics
NOUN
NNS
case
from
From
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Plur
imagineer
imagineers
NOUN
NNS
advmod
over
over
ADV
RB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Nisney
disney
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
next
Next
ADJ
JJ
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
play
playing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
halo
halo
NOUN
NN
case
with
With
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
multilingual
multilingual
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
abraham
abraham
PROPN
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
lincoln
lincoln
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB take) (NP (DT this)) (NP (DT the) (JJ wrong) (NN way))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ insane)))) (. .)))
Howard
Sheldon, don't take this the wrong way, but you're insane.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
wrong
wrong
ADJ
JJ
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
conj
Degree=Pos
insane
insane
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (MD may) (ADVP (RB well)) (VP (VB be)))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (DT the) (NN fact)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD would) (RB n't) (VP (VB kill) (NP (PRP us)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB meet) (NP (DT some) (JJ new) (NNS people))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
That may well be, but the fact is it wouldn't kill us to meet some new people.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
may
AUX
MD
advmod
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
fact
fact
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
kill
kill
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
meet
meet
VERB
VB
det
some
some
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN For) (NP (DT the) (NN record))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB kill) (NP (PRP us)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB meet) (NP (JJ new) (NNS people))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (NNS murderers)) (CC or) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS carriers)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ unusual) (NNS pathogens)))))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ insane)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NN mother)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VBN tested)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
For the record, it could kill us to meet new people . They could be murderers or the carriers of unusual pathogens . And I'm not insane . My mother had me tested.
case
for
For
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
record
record
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
kill
kill
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
meet
meet
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Number=Plur
murderer
murderers
NOUN
NNS
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
conj
Number=Plur
carrier
carriers
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
unusual
unusual
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
pathogen
pathogens
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
conj
Degree=Pos
insane
insane
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
test
tested
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP do) (VP (VB get) (NP (DT a) (JJ new) (NN friend)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP He)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN guy)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB trust)))))) (. .) (NP (NP (DT A) (NN guy)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ has) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN back))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
If we do get a new friend, He should be a guy you can trust . A guy who has your back.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
trust
trust
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
appos
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
back
back
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VP (VB have) (NP (NN money))) (CC and) (VP (VB live) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ cool) (NN place)) (PP (IN by) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN beach)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP throw) (NP (NNS parties)))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
He should have money and live in a cool place by the beach where we throw parties.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
money
money
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
live
live
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
cool
cool
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
place
place
NOUN
NN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
beach
beach
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
throw
throw
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Plur
party
parties
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB share) (NP (NP (PRP$ our) (NN love)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN technology)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
He should share our love of technology.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
share
share
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
love
love
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
technology
technology
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB know) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN lot)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS women)))))) (. .)))
Howard
And he should know a lot of women.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
lot
lot
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
woman
women
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (S (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB see))))) (, ,) (NP (NN money)) (, ,) (NP (NNS women)) (, ,) (NP (NN technology) (. .) (UH Okay)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBN agreed)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP$ Our) (JJ new) (NN friend)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (NNP Iron) (NNP Man)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Okay, let's see, money, women, technology . Okay, we're agreed . Our new friend is going to be Iron Man.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
money
money
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Plur
woman
women
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
technology
technology
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
agree
agreed
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
Our
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
compound
Number=Sing
Iron
Iron
PROPN
NNP
xcomp
Number=Sing
Man
Man
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Oh, Raj, look at you. I know . I'm resplendent like the noonday sun, am I not? Um, yeah . Starting with the champagne a little early, aren't you? It was in the limo . They sent a limo . I have a limo . I just love saying " limo . " Here . Sip on this while you're getting ready. Oh, I'm ready. That's what you're wearing? Um, yeah . Why? What's wrong with it? Nothing . I was just hoping for something a little more, you know, ridonkulous. Yeah . Well, this is all the " donkulous " you're gonna get tonight. Okey - dokey . Let's roll . All right, it's time to raise the roof . Ooh - ooh. Hey, Leonard. Hey. Dude. You look very nice. Thank you. Come on . Good night, Leonard. Good night. Hey, leonard, do you see my limo downstairs? Yeah. It's bigger than the house my grandfather grew up in. Terrific. It has more food, too. Come on, come on. I'm coming up So you better get this party started I'm coming up I'm coming up, yeah Hey. Hey, good news . You don't have to sulk about penny anymore . Look, there are hundreds of croatian women Just waiting for you to contact them. Anythingforagreencard.com? I'll lend you my user name . It's " wealthy big penis . " You're joking. You gotta make it easy for them . They're just learning English. Pass. So you're just gonna sit around here and mope While penny is out with dr . apu from the kwik - e mart? It's not a date and that's racist. It can't be racist . He's a beloved character on The Simpsons. Let's just eat so I can get to bed . With any luck, tonight will be the night my sleep apnea kills me. Did you remember to ask For the chicken with broccoli to be diced, not shredded? yes. Even though the menu description specifies " shredded "? Yes . Brown rice, not white? Yes . did you stop at the korean grocery And get the good hot mustard? yes. Did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market? Yes. Thank you. You ’re welcome. What took you so long? Just sit down and eat. Fine. Alright, it ’s shredded, what do you want me to do? I want you to check before you accept the order. Sorry. Were you distracted by the possibility that Koothrappali might have intercourse with Penny tonight? He's not going to have intercourse with Penny. Then there's no excuse for this chicken . You know, this situation with Koothrappali brings to mind a story from my childhood. Oh, goody, more tales from the panhandle. That's Northwest Texas . I'm from East Texas, the Gulf region home to many Vietnamese shrimpers. Do the shrimpers feature in your story? Anyway, when I was 8 a Montgomery Ward delivery van ran over our family cat, Lucky . " Lucky "? Lucky? Yes, " Lucky . " He's irony impaired . Just move on. Okay, dead cat named Lucky . Continue. While others mourned Lucky I realized his untimely demise provided me with the opportunity to replace him with something more suited to my pet needs . A faithful companion that I could snuggle with at night yet would be capable of killing upon telepathic command. So not a puppy? Please . No, nothing so pedestrian . I wanted a griffin . A griffin? A griffin? Yes, half eagle, half lion. And mythological. Irrelevant . Yeah, I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confidant I could create one but my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen . Of course, my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them. Sheldon, not that we don't all enjoy a good lion semen story, But...what's your point? My point is if koothrappali is moving on To a new life of shallow undeserved fame, Perhaps this is an opportunity to create a better cohort. You want to breed a new friend? That's one option, but who has the time? But consider this-- the japanese, They're doing some wonderful work With artificial intelligence . Now, you combine that with some animatronics From the imagineers over at disney, Next thing you know, we're playing halo With a multilingual abraham lincoln. Sheldon, don't take this the wrong way, but you're insane. That may well be, but the fact is it wouldn't kill us to meet some new people. For the record, it could kill us to meet new people . They could be murderers or the carriers of unusual pathogens . And I'm not insane . My mother had me tested. If we do get a new friend, He should be a guy you can trust . A guy who has your back. He should have money and live in a cool place by the beach where we throw parties. He should share our love of technology. And he should know a lot of women. Okay, let's see, money, women, technology . Okay, we're agreed . Our new friend is going to be Iron Man.