(ROOT (LST (UH Whee) (HYPH -) (UH ee) (HYPH -) (UH ee) (. !)))
Bernadette
Whee - ee - ee!
root
whee
Whee
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
discourse
ee
ee
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
ee
ee
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP smell) (PP (IN like) (NP (NN baby) (NN powder)))) (. .)))
Amy
You smell like baby powder.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
smell
smell
VERB
VBP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
baby
baby
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
powder
powder
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ talc)))) (. .) (CC But) (S (SBAR (IN as) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ primary) (NN ingredient)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN baby) (NN powder))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP understand) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN confusion)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It's talc . But as that's a primary ingredient of baby powder, I understand your confusion.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
talc
talc
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
primary
primary
ADJ
JJ
advcl
Number=Sing
ingredient
ingredient
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
baby
baby
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
powder
powder
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
understand
understand
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
confusion
confusion
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ confused) (ADVP (IN at) (DT all)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT a) (JJ sexy) (NN toddler))))) (. .)))
Amy
Oh, I'm not confused at all . You're like a sexy toddler.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
confused
confused
ADJ
JJ
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
all
all
DET
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
sexy
sexy
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
toddler
toddler
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB process) (NP (DT that)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I don't know how to process that.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
process
process
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADVP (`` ♪)) (S (NP (NNP Amy) (CC and) (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (VBG sitting) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN tree))) (ADVP (. ♪))))))
Bernadette
♪ Amy and Sheldon sitting in a tree ♪
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
root
VerbForm=Ger
sit
sitting
VERB
VBG
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
tree
tree
NOUN
NN
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (ADJP (RB too) (JJ many)) (NP (NN S) (POS 's)) (PP (IN for) (NP (`` ") (NN kissing))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Penny
That's too many S's for " kissing . "
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
many
many
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
S
S
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
case
for
for
ADP
IN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
obl
Number=Sing
kissing
kissing
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (SBAR (RB Not) (IN if) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG doing) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (JJ long) (NN time)))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Not if they're doing it for a long time.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ...) (SQ (VBP have) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VBN kissed) (NP (DT a) (NN girl)))) (. ?)))
Penny
Sheldon...have you ever kissed a girl?
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
kiss
kissed
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Other) (PP (IN than) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mother)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN sister)) (CC and) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNP Mee) (HYPH -) (NNP Maw))))) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no) (. .)) (CC But) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN interest)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ full) (NN disclosure))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (RB once)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT a) (NN bus)))) (CC and) (VP (VBD had) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB give) (NP (NML (NML (NN mouth)) (HYPH -) (PP (IN to) (HYPH -) (NP (NN mouth)))) (NN resuscitation)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT an) (JJ elderly) (NN nun)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBD passed) (PRT (RP out)) (PP (IN from) (NP (NN heat) (NN exhaustion)))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT Every) (NN year)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBP get) (NP (DT a) (NNP Christmas) (NN card)) (PP (IN from) (NP (PRP her)))) (, ,) (VP (VBD signed) (PP (IN with) (NP (ADJP (RB far) (RB too) (JJ many)) (NML (NP (NN X) (POS 's)) (CC and) (NML (NN O) (POS 's))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Other than my mother, my sister and my Mee - Maw, no . But in the interest of full disclosure, I was once on a bus and had to give mouth - to - mouth resuscitation to an elderly nun who passed out from heat exhaustion . Every year I get a Christmas card from her, signed with far too many X's and O's.
advmod
Degree=Pos
other
Other
ADJ
JJ
case
than
than
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
sister
sister
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
Mee
Mee
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
maw
Maw
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
interest
interest
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
full
full
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
disclosure
disclosure
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
NumType=Mult
once
once
ADV
RB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
bus
bus
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
give
give
VERB
VB
compound
Number=Sing
mouth
mouth
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
case
to
to
ADP
IN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nmod
Number=Sing
mouth
mouth
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
resuscitation
resuscitation
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
elderly
elderly
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
nun
nun
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
pass
passed
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
case
from
from
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
heat
heat
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
exhaustion
exhaustion
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
every
Every
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
year
year
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Christmas
Christmas
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
card
card
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
sign
signed
VERB
VBD
case
with
with
ADP
IN
advmod
Degree=Pos
far
far
ADV
RB
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
many
many
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
x
X
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
O
O
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB count))) (. .) (SQ (VBP Are) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (NP (RB even) (DT a) (JJ little)) (JJ curious))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
That doesn't count . Aren't you even a little curious?
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
count
count
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
curious
curious
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN scientist--)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (SQ (VBZ is) (NP (DT the) (NN curiosity)))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Yeah, you're a scientist-- where is the curiosity?
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
scientist--
scientist--
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Int
where
where
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
curiosity
curiosity
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ available) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN experimentation))))) (. .)))
Amy
I'm available for experimentation.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
available
available
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
experimentation
experimentation
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you)) (. .) (ADJP (RB Not) (JJ necessary)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (NP (NN everything)) (SBAR (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ is) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB know) (PP (IN about) (NP (NN kissing)))))))))) (. .)) (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ requires) (NP (NP (CD 34) (JJ facial) (NNS muscles)) (CC and) (NP (CD 112) (JJ postural) (NNS muscles)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Thank you . Not necessary . We know everything there is to know about kissing . It requires 34 facial muscles and 112 postural muscles.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
necessary
necessary
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
everything
PRON
NN
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
case
about
about
SCONJ
IN
obl
Number=Sing
kissing
kissing
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
require
requires
VERB
VBZ
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
34
34
NUM
CD
amod
Degree=Pos
facial
facial
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
muscle
muscles
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
112
112
NUM
CD
amod
Degree=Pos
postural
postural
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Plur
muscle
muscles
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (S (INTJ (UH blah) (, ,) (UH blah) (, ,) (UH blah) (. .))) (VP (VB Give) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (NP (DT some) (NN sugar)) (, ,) (NP (NN bestie)))) (. .)))
Amy
Oh, blah, blah, blah . Give me some sugar, bestie.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
blah
blah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
blah
blah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
blah
blah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
give
Give
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
det
some
some
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
sugar
sugar
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
bestie
bestie
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADVP (RB certainly)) (ADJP (JJ glad) (SBAR (S (NP (DT no) (NN one)) (VP (VBD said) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBD were) (ADJP (JJ curious) (PP (IN about) (NP (NNP Aztec) (JJ human) (NN sacrifice)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'm certainly glad no one said they were curious about Aztec human sacrifice.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
certainly
certainly
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
glad
glad
ADJ
JJ
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
one
one
PRON
NN
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
ccomp
Degree=Pos
curious
curious
ADJ
JJ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Aztec
Aztec
PROPN
NNP
amod
Degree=Pos
human
human
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
sacrifice
sacrifice
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know--) (S (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB take) (NP (NNP Sheldon) (VBG dancing))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Hey, I know-- let's take Sheldon dancing.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know--
know--
VERB
VBP
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
dance
dancing
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Ooh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB totally)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB see) (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (VB dance))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP bet) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ looks) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN spider)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT a) (JJ hot) (NN plate)))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Ooh, I totally want to see Sheldon dance . I bet he looks like a spider on a hot plate.
discourse
ooh
Ooh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
totally
totally
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
dance
dance
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
bet
bet
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
look
looks
VERB
VBZ
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
spider
spider
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
hot
hot
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
plate
plate
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (VP (VBP thank) (NP (PRP you))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (NN record))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (NP (DT an) (JJ excellent) (NN dancer)) (. .) (ADJP (JJ Proficient) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN rumba) (, ,) (NN waltz) (CC and) (FW cha) (HYPH -) (FW cha))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
No, thank you, but for the record, I'm an excellent dancer . Proficient in the rumba, waltz and cha - cha.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
record
record
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
excellent
excellent
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
dancer
dancer
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Degree=Pos
proficient
Proficient
ADJ
JJ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
rumba
rumba
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
waltz
waltz
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
cha
cha
X
FW
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
conj
cha
cha
X
FW
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB Really) (. ?)))
Amy
Really?
root
really
Really
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB see) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ surprising)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP excel) (PP (IN at) (NP (ADJP (RB so) (JJ many)) (NNS things) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN had) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN sourdough) (NN bread))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I don't see why that's surprising . I excel at so many things . You've had my sourdough bread.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Degree=Pos
surprising
surprising
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
excel
excel
VERB
VBP
case
at
at
ADP
IN
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
many
many
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
have
had
VERB
VBN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
sourdough
sourdough
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
bread
bread
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBD Did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB take) (NP (NN dance) (NNS lessons))) (. ?)))
Penny
Did you take dance lessons?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
Did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
compound
Number=Sing
dance
dance
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
lesson
lessons
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN Against) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN will))) (. .) (PP (IN In) (NP (DT the) (NNP South))) (, ,) (NP (JJ preadolescent) (NNS children)) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBN forced) (PP (IN through) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN process)) (VP (VBN called) (S (NP (NN cotillion))))) (, ,) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT which)) (S (VP (VBZ indoctrinates) (NP (PRP them)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NML (NML (JJ social) (NNS graces)) (CC and) (NML (NN dance) (NNS skills)))) (VP (VBN needed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB function) (PP (IN in) (NP (NML (JJ 18th) (NN century)) (NNP Vienna)))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Against my will . In the South, preadolescent children are forced through a process called cotillion, which indoctrinates them with all the social graces and dance skills needed to function in 18th century Vienna.
case
against
Against
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
will
will
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
in
In
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
South
South
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
preadolescent
preadolescent
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:pass
Number=Plur
child
children
NOUN
NNS
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
force
forced
VERB
VBN
case
through
through
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
process
process
NOUN
NN
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
call
called
VERB
VBN
xcomp
Number=Sing
cotillion
cotillion
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
which
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
indoctrinate
indoctrinates
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
social
social
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
grace
graces
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
dance
dance
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Plur
skill
skills
NOUN
NNS
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
need
needed
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
function
function
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
18th
18th
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
century
century
NOUN
NN
nmod:npmod
Number=Sing
Vienna
Vienna
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP are) (ADVP (RB so)) (VP (VBG taking) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NN dancing)))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, we are so taking you dancing.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
take
taking
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
obj
Number=Sing
dancing
dancing
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RBS most) (RB certainly)) (VP (VBP are) (RB not)) (. .)))
Sheldon
No, you most certainly are not.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADV
RBS
advmod
certainly
certainly
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VBZ does) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN cotillion) (NN training)) (VP (VB say)) (S (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBN expected) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT a) (NN gentleman))) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (CD three) (NNS ladies)) (VP (VBP ask) (NP (PRP him)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB escort) (NP (PRP them)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT a) (NN dance) (NN soiree))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Well, what does your cotillion training say is expected of a gentleman when three ladies ask him to escort them to a dance soiree?
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
cotillion
cotillion
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
training
training
NOUN
NN
nsubj:pass
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
expect
expected
VERB
VBN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
gentleman
gentleman
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
nsubj
Number=Plur
lady
ladies
NOUN
NNS
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
ask
ask
VERB
VBP
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
escort
escort
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
dance
dance
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
soiree
soiree
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD saved) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN nun) (POS 's)) (NN life)))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP am) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBG being) (VP (VBN punished))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
I saved a nun's life . Why am I being punished?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
save
saved
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
nun
nun
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
punish
punished
VERB
VBN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
Whee - ee - ee! You smell like baby powder. It's talc . But as that's a primary ingredient of baby powder, I understand your confusion. Oh, I'm not confused at all . You're like a sexy toddler. I don't know how to process that. ♪ Amy and Sheldon sitting in a tree ♪ That's too many S's for " kissing . " Not if they're doing it for a long time. Sheldon...have you ever kissed a girl? Other than my mother, my sister and my Mee - Maw, no . But in the interest of full disclosure, I was once on a bus and had to give mouth - to - mouth resuscitation to an elderly nun who passed out from heat exhaustion . Every year I get a Christmas card from her, signed with far too many X's and O's. That doesn't count . Aren't you even a little curious? Yeah, you're a scientist-- where is the curiosity? I'm available for experimentation. Thank you . Not necessary . We know everything there is to know about kissing . It requires 34 facial muscles and 112 postural muscles. Oh, blah, blah, blah . Give me some sugar, bestie. I'm certainly glad no one said they were curious about Aztec human sacrifice. Hey, I know-- let's take Sheldon dancing. Ooh, I totally want to see Sheldon dance . I bet he looks like a spider on a hot plate. No, thank you, but for the record, I'm an excellent dancer . Proficient in the rumba, waltz and cha - cha. Really? I don't see why that's surprising . I excel at so many things . You've had my sourdough bread. Did you take dance lessons? Against my will . In the South, preadolescent children are forced through a process called cotillion, which indoctrinates them with all the social graces and dance skills needed to function in 18th century Vienna. Oh, we are so taking you dancing. No, you most certainly are not. Well, what does your cotillion training say is expected of a gentleman when three ladies ask him to escort them to a dance soiree? I saved a nun's life . Why am I being punished?