(ROOT (SBARQ (RB So) (WHNP (WP who)) (SQ (MD 'd) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VB get) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN team)))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
So who'd he get to be on his team?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
xcomp
PronType=Int
who
who
PRON
WP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
xcomp
Number=Sing
team
team
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (MD wo) (RB n't) (VP (VB say)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP He)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBZ smiles) (CC and) (VBZ eats) (NP (NNS macaroons)) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN bat) (NN jar)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
He won't say . He just smiles and eats macaroons out of his bat jar.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
wo
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
smile
smiles
VERB
VBZ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
eat
eats
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Plur
macaroon
macaroons
NOUN
NNS
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
bat
bat
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
jar
jar
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG using) (NP (JJ psychological) (NN warfare))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (MD must) (VP (VB reply) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN kind)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBP say) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP wait) (SBAR (IN until) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ looks) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP us)))))))))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB then)) (VP (VBP laugh) (PP (RP like))))) (: :) (`` ") (S (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (JJ smart) (CC and) (JJ strong)) (NN competitor)))) (. .) (CC But) (S (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP are) (ADVP (RB also)) (ADJP (JJ smart) (CC and) (JJ strong)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ reasonable) (NN chance)) (PP (IN of) (S (VP (VBG defeating) (NP (PRP you)))))))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Raj
He's using psychological warfare . We must reply in kind . I say we wait until he looks at us, then laugh like: " Yes, you are a smart and strong competitor . But we are also smart and strong and we have a reasonable chance of defeating you . "
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
use
using
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
psychological
psychological
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
warfare
warfare
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
must
must
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
reply
reply
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wait
wait
VERB
VBP
mark
until
until
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
look
looks
VERB
VBZ
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
laugh
laugh
VERB
VBP
compound:prt
like
like
ADP
RP
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
smart
smart
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
strong
strong
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
competitor
competitor
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
also
also
ADV
RB
conj
Degree=Pos
smart
smart
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
strong
strong
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
reasonable
reasonable
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
chance
chance
NOUN
NN
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
defeat
defeating
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How) (RB exactly)) (SQ (MD would) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VB laugh)) (VP (VB go))) (. ?)))
Leonard
How exactly would that laugh go?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
advmod
exactly
exactly
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
root
VerbForm=Inf
laugh
laugh
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ sounds) (ADVP (RBR more) (IN like) (: :) (`` ") (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ tall) (, ,) (JJ thin) (NN woman)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ wants) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (NP (DT a) (NN coat)) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS dalmatians))))))))))))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Howard
That sounds more like: " We are a tall, thin woman who wants to make a coat out of your dalmatians . "
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
sounds
VERB
VBZ
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
xcomp
like
like
ADP
IN
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
tall
tall
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
thin
thin
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
wants
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
coat
coat
NOUN
NN
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Plur
dalmatian
dalmatians
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (NP (NNS Guys)) (, ,) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB remember) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB still)) (NP (NP (PRP$ our) (NN friend)) (CC and) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN roommate))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Guys, let's remember that Sheldon is still our friend and my roommate.
vocative
Number=Plur
guy
Guys
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
remember
remember
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
ccomp
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
roommate
roommate
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB So) (. ?)))
Howard
So?
root
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (RB So) (NP (NP (NN nothing)) (. .)) (VP (VB Let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB destroy) (NP (PRP him))))) (. .)))
Leonard
So nothing . Let's destroy him.
discourse
so
So
ADV
RB
root
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
nothing
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
Let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
destroy
destroy
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNS Gentlemen) (. .)))
Sheldon
Gentlemen.
root
Number=Plur
gentleman
Gentlemen
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hee) (UH hee) (FW hee) (FW hee) (FW hee) (FW hee) (FW hee) (. !)))
Raj
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
discourse
hee
Hee
INTJ
UH
discourse
hee
hee
INTJ
UH
root
Foreign=Yes
hee
hee
X
FW
flat
Foreign=Yes
hee
hee
X
FW
discourse
Foreign=Yes
hee
hee
X
FW
discourse
Foreign=Yes
hee
hee
X
FW
parataxis
Foreign=Yes
hee
hee
X
FW
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB need) (NP (DT a) (JJ strong) (JJ fourth)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN team)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Okay, we're gonna need a strong fourth for our team.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
need
need
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
strong
strong
ADJ
JJ
obj
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
fourth
fourth
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
team
team
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB apparently)) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ smart))))))) (VP (VBZ is)) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN girl)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBD played) (NP (NP (NNP TV) (POS 's)) (NNP Blossom) (. .) (PRP She)))))) (VP (VBD got) (NP (DT a) (NN Ph.D.)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NN neuroscience)) (CC or) (NP (NN something))))) (. .)))
Raj
You know who is apparently very smart is the girl who played TV's Blossom . She got a Ph.D. in neuroscience or something.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
apparently
apparently
ADV
RB
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
smart
smart
ADJ
JJ
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
play
played
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
TV
TV
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Sing
Blossom
Blossom
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
Ph.D.
Ph.D.
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
neuroscience
neuroscience
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Raj)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (VP (VBG getting) (S (NP (NP (NN TV) (POS 's)) (NNP Blossom)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB join) (NP (PRP$ our) (NML (NNP Physics) (NNP Bowl)) (NN team))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Raj, we're not getting TV's Blossom to join our Physics Bowl team.
vocative
Number=Sing
Raj
Raj
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
get
getting
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
TV
TV
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Sing
Blossom
Blossom
PROPN
NNP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
join
join
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
Physics
Physics
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
Bowl
Bowl
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
team
team
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (WHADVP (WRB How)) (PP (IN about) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN girl)) (PP (IN from) (NP (DT The) (NNP Wonder) (NNPS Years))))) (. ?)))
Raj
How about the girl from The Wonder Years?
root
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
wonder
Wonder
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Plur
Year
Years
PROPN
NNPS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNS Gentlemen)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP believe) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN found) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN solution)) (PP (IN to) (NP (PDT all) (PRP$ our) (NNS problems))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Gentlemen, I believe I've found the solution to all our problems.
vocative
Number=Plur
gentleman
Gentlemen
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
believe
believe
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
find
found
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
solution
solution
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Plur
problem
problems
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB ask) (NP (NNP Leslie) (NNP Winkle)))) (. .)))
Leonard
We can't ask Leslie Winkle.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
ask
ask
VERB
VB
iobj
Number=Sing
Leslie
Leslie
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Winkle
Winkle
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (. ?) (SBAR (IN Because) (S (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD slept) (ADVP (RB together)))) (CC and) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBN done) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP you))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD discarded) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (JJ last) (NN night) (POS 's)) (NN chutney)))) (. ?)))
Raj
Why? Because you slept together and when she was done with you, she discarded you like last night's chutney?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
sleep
slept
VERB
VBD
advmod
together
together
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
do
done
VERB
VBN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
discard
discarded
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
obl
Number=Sing
chutney
chutney
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yes) (. .)))
Leonard
Yes.
root
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Sometimes)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN got) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB take) (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (NN team)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Sometimes you've got to take one for the team.
advmod
sometimes
Sometimes
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
team
team
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (LST (UH Yeah) (. .)) (VP (VB Sack) (PRT (RP up)) (, ,) (ADJP (NN dude))) (. .)))
Raj
Yeah . Sack up, dude.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
sack
Sack
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
dude
dude
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADJP (JJ Fine) (. .) (RB Here)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP go) (, ,) (S (VP (VBG taking) (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN team)) (, ...) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN sack) (. .))) (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leslie))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Fine . Here I go, taking one for the team...in the sack . Hey, Leslie.
root
Degree=Pos
Fine
Fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
appos
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
take
taking
VERB
VBG
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
team
team
NOUN
NN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
sack
sack
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Leslie
Leslie
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (UH Hi) (NNS guys) (. .)))
Leslie
Hi guys.
discourse
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
root
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Hi)) (, ,) (NP (NNS guys)) (. .) (ADVP (UH So)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leslie)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (NN question)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD might) (VP (VB be) (NP (DT a) (JJ little) (JJ awkward)) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,)) (PP (VBN given) (SBAR (IN that) (NP (PRP I))))))) (. ...)))
Leonard
Hi, guys . So, Leslie, I have a question for you and it might be a little awkward, you know, given that I ...
discourse
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
so
So
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Leslie
Leslie
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
question
question
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
conj
Degree=Pos
awkward
awkward
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
give
given
VERB
VBN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
ccomp
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Hit) (NP (DT that) (NN thing))) (. .)))
Howard
Hit that thing.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
hit
Hit
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT no) (NN reason)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB feel) (ADJP (JJ uncomfortable))))))) (SBAR (ADVP (RB just)) (IN because) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN seen) (NP (NP (NP (DT each) (JJ other) (POS 's)) (NML (NML (NNS faces)) (CC and) (NML (JJ naked) (NNS bodies)))) (VP (VBN contorted) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ sweet) (NN agony)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN coitus)))))))))))) (. .)))
Leslie
Leonard, there's no reason to feel uncomfortable just because we've seen each other's faces and naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus.
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
feel
feel
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
uncomfortable
uncomfortable
ADJ
JJ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
see
seen
VERB
VBN
nmod:poss
ExtPos=PRON|PronType=Rcp
each
each
DET
DT
fixed
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Plur
face
faces
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
amod
Degree=Pos
naked
naked
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Plur
body
bodies
NOUN
NNS
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
contort
contorted
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
sweet
sweet
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
agony
agony
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
coitus
coitus
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (. ?) (INTJ (UH Gee)) (, ,) (WHADVP (UH 'cause)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RB sure)) (VP (VBZ sounds) (SBAR (IN like) (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB be))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
There's not? Gee, 'cause it sure sounds like there should be.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
discourse
gee
Gee
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
'cause
'cause
INTJ
UH
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
sure
sure
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
sounds
VERB
VBZ
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Rest) (ADJP (VBN assured) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NP (DT any) (NNS aspects)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (PRP$ our) (JJ sexual) (NN relationship)) (VP (VBG regarding) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS preferences)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS idiosyncrasies)) (, ,)))))) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN performance)) (VP (VBP are) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (VBN protected) (PP (IN by) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ inherent) (NN confidentiality)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN bedroom))))))))))) (. .)))
Leslie
Rest assured that any aspects of our sexual relationship regarding your preferences, your idiosyncrasies, your performance are still protected by the inherent confidentiality of the bedroom.
aux:pass
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
Rest
Rest
VERB
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
assure
assured
VERB
VBN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
det
any
any
DET
DT
nsubj:pass
Number=Plur
aspect
aspects
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
sexual
sexual
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
case
VerbForm=Ger
regard
regarding
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Plur
preference
preferences
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Plur
idiosyncrasy
idiosyncrasies
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
performance
performance
NOUN
NN
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
protect
protected
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
inherent
inherent
ADJ
JJ
obl:agent
Number=Sing
confidentiality
confidentiality
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
bedroom
bedroom
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB all) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ comforting)))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ okay))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB like) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (PRT (RP on)) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN question))) (ADVP (RB now)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
That's all very comforting, but if it's okay, I'd like to get on to my question now.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
all
all
ADV
RB
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
comforting
comforting
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Degree=Pos
okay
okay
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
conj
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
question
question
NOUN
NN
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Proceed)) (. .)))
Leslie
Proceed.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
proceed
Proceed
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBG entering) (NP (DT the) (NNP Physics) (NNP Bowl))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP need) (NP (DT a) (JJ fourth)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN team))))) (. .)))
Leonard
We are entering the Physics Bowl, and we need a fourth for our team.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
enter
entering
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Physics
Physics
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
Bowl
Bowl
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
fourth
fourth
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
team
team
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (NN thanks) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (RB really) (JJ busy) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ my) (NML (NML (UH like) (HYPH -) (NN sign)) (NN dilepton)) (NN supersymmetry) (NN search))))) (. .)))
Leslie
No, thanks . I'm really busy with my like - sign dilepton supersymmetry search.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Number=Sing
thanks
thanks
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
busy
busy
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
discourse
like
like
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
sign
sign
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
dilepton
dilepton
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
supersymmetry
supersymmetry
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
search
search
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NNP Dilepton) (NNP shmylepton))) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP need) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Howard
Dilepton shmylepton, we need you.
vocative
Number=Sing
Dilepton
Dilepton
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
shmylepton
shmylepton
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Sorry)) (. .)))
Leslie
Sorry.
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
Sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD tried)) (. .)))
Howard
Well, we tried.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
try
tried
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Wait))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG going) (ADVP (RB up)) (PP (IN against) (NP (NNP Sheldon) (NNP Cooper))))) (. ?)))
Leslie
Wait, you're going up against Sheldon Cooper?
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wait
Wait
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,
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,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
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PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
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VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
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advmod
up
up
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case
against
against
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IN
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Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
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NNP
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Number=Sing
Cooper
Cooper
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?
?
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(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yes) (. .)))
Howard
Yes.
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yes
Yes
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UH
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(ROOT (NP (NP (DT That) (JJ arrogant) (, ,) (JJ misogynistic) (, ,) (NML (JJ East) (NNP Texas)) (NN doorknob)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP me)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB abandon) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN work)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (NML (JJ high) (HYPH -) (NN energy)) (NNS particles)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN laundry) (CC and) (NN childbearing)))))))))))) (. ?)))
Leslie
That arrogant, misogynistic, East Texas doorknob that told me I should abandon my work with high - energy particles for laundry and childbearing?
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Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
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amod
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arrogant
arrogant
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misogynistic
misogynistic
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,
amod
Degree=Pos
east
East
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compound
Number=Sing
Texas
Texas
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doorknob
doorknob
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PronType=Rel
that
that
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WDT
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Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
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iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
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Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
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I
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VerbForm=Fin
should
should
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MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
abandon
abandon
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nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
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PRP$
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work
work
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with
with
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amod
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high
high
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HYPH
compound
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energy
energy
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particle
particles
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for
for
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laundry
laundry
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cc
and
and
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conj
Number=Sing
childbearing
childbearing
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
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(ROOT (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB in))) (. .)))
Leonard
She's in.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
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PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
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's
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So who'd he get to be on his team? He won't say . He just smiles and eats macaroons out of his bat jar. He's using psychological warfare . We must reply in kind . I say we wait until he looks at us, then laugh like: " Yes, you are a smart and strong competitor . But we are also smart and strong and we have a reasonable chance of defeating you . " How exactly would that laugh go? That sounds more like: " We are a tall, thin woman who wants to make a coat out of your dalmatians . " Guys, let's remember that Sheldon is still our friend and my roommate. So? So nothing . Let's destroy him. Gentlemen. Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Okay, we're gonna need a strong fourth for our team. You know who is apparently very smart is the girl who played TV's Blossom . She got a Ph.D. in neuroscience or something. Raj, we're not getting TV's Blossom to join our Physics Bowl team. How about the girl from The Wonder Years? Gentlemen, I believe I've found the solution to all our problems. We can't ask Leslie Winkle. Why? Because you slept together and when she was done with you, she discarded you like last night's chutney? Yes. Sometimes you've got to take one for the team. Yeah . Sack up, dude. Fine . Here I go, taking one for the team...in the sack . Hey, Leslie. Hi guys. Hi, guys . So, Leslie, I have a question for you and it might be a little awkward, you know, given that I ... Hit that thing. Leonard, there's no reason to feel uncomfortable just because we've seen each other's faces and naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus. There's not? Gee, 'cause it sure sounds like there should be. Rest assured that any aspects of our sexual relationship regarding your preferences, your idiosyncrasies, your performance are still protected by the inherent confidentiality of the bedroom. That's all very comforting, but if it's okay, I'd like to get on to my question now. Proceed. We are entering the Physics Bowl, and we need a fourth for our team. No, thanks . I'm really busy with my like - sign dilepton supersymmetry search. Dilepton shmylepton, we need you. Sorry. Well, we tried. Wait, you're going up against Sheldon Cooper? Yes. That arrogant, misogynistic, East Texas doorknob that told me I should abandon my work with high - energy particles for laundry and childbearing? She's in.