(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB all) (VP (VBN settled) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN guest) (NN room))))) (. .)))
Howard
Okay, she's all settled in the guest room.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
all
all
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
settle
settled
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
guest
guest
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
room
room
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB get) (NP (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT those) (NNS machines)))) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB help) (NP (PRP her)) (PP (IN up) (NP (DT the) (NNS stairs)))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Maybe we should get one of those machines to help her up the stairs.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
those
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Plur
machine
machines
NOUN
NNS
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
help
help
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
case
up
up
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
stair
stairs
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP mean) (NP (DT a) (NN forklift))) (. ?)))
Howard
You mean a forklift?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
forklift
forklift
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNP Howie) (. .)))
Bernadette
Howie.
root
Number=Sing
Howie
Howie
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NNP Howie)) (, ...) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB deal) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT this))) (ADVP (RB right) (RB now))))) (. .)))
Howard
Howie...I'm sorry . I just can't deal with this right now.
vocative
Number=Sing
Howie
Howie
PROPN
NNP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
deal
deal
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VP (VBG Taking) (NP (NP (NN care)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ own) (NN mother))))) (. ?) (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (MD can) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB say) (NP (DT that)))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Taking care of your own mother? How can you say that?
root
VerbForm=Ger
take
Taking
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
care
care
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
own
own
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Bernie)) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN off) (NP (PRP$ her) (NNS feet))) (PP (IN for) (NP (QP (CD six) (IN to) (CD eight)) (NNS weeks)))))))) (. .) (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (VBN prepared) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VP (VB feed) (NP (PRP her))) (, ,) (VP (VB wash) (NP (PRP her))) (CC and) (VP (VB take) (NP (PRP her)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN toilet))))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Bernie, she's gonna be off her feet for six to eight weeks . Are you prepared to feed her, wash her and take her to the toilet?
vocative
Number=Sing
Bernie
Bernie
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
off
off
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
xcomp
Number=Plur
foot
feet
NOUN
NNS
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
six
six
NUM
CD
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
eight
eight
NUM
CD
obl
Number=Plur
week
weeks
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
prepare
prepared
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
feed
feed
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
VerbForm=Inf
wash
wash
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
toilet
toilet
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB do) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mother))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
I would do it for my mother.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (WHADVP (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (ADVP (IN of) (NN course)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP would--) (S (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (DT a) (JJ loving) (NN person)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS people)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB call) (S (NP (DT a) (NN putz))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Yeah, of course you would-- you're a loving person . I'm what my people would call a putz.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
of
of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
would--
would--
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
loving
loving
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
call
call
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
putz
putz
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (S (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ crazy) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT the) (NN idea)))))) (, ,) (CC but) (SBARQ (WHNP (WDT what) (JJ other) (NN choice)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VB have)))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Look, I'm not crazy about the idea, but what other choice do we have?
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
crazy
crazy
ADJ
JJ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
det
PronType=Int
what
what
DET
WDT
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
choice
choice
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
conj
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP get) (NP (DT a) (NN nurse)) (. .) (ADVP (RB Preferably)) (NP (NP (NN someone)) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (DT a) (NML (NNP Third) (NNP World)) (NN country)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN used) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (NN suffering)) (CC and) (NP (JJ unpleasant) (NNS smells)))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
We get a nurse . Preferably someone from a Third World country who's used to suffering and unpleasant smells.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
nurse
nurse
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
preferably
Preferably
ADV
RB
appos
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
third
Third
ADJ
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
World
World
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
country
country
NOUN
NN
nsubj:pass
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
use
used
VERB
VBN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
suffering
suffering
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
amod
Degree=Pos
unpleasant
unpleasant
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
smell
smells
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB hire) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ total) (NN stranger)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB take) (NP (NN care)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN woman)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBD raised) (NP (PRP you)))))))))))) (. ?) (SBAR (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ cruel)))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
You'd hire a total stranger to take care of the woman who raised you? That's so cruel.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
hire
hire
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
total
total
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
stranger
stranger
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
care
care
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
raise
raised
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
cruel
cruel
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (RB Not) (IN if) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VP (VBP pay) (NP (PRP them)) (ADVP (RB well))) (CC and) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP them)) (VP (VB listen) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN music)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ their) (NN homeland)))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Not if we pay them well and let them listen to the music of their homeland.
root
not
Not
PART
RB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
pay
pay
VERB
VBP
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
advmod
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
listen
listen
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
music
music
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
their
their
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
homeland
homeland
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB tinkle))))) (. !)))
Mrs Wolowitz
I need to tinkle!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
tinkle
tinkle
VERB
VB
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBZ Sounds) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN job)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (JJ loving) (NN person)))))) (. .) (SQ (MD Would) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB like) (NP (PRP me)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB play) (NP (DT some) (JJ Polish) (NN music)) (SBAR (IN while) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP carry) (NP (PRP her)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN toilet))))))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Sounds like a job for a loving person . Would you like me to play some Polish music while you carry her to the toilet?
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
Sounds
VERB
VBZ
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
job
job
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
loving
loving
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
Would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
play
play
VERB
VB
det
some
some
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
Polish
Polish
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
music
music
NOUN
NN
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
carry
carry
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
toilet
toilet
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (DT a) (NN putz))) (. .)))
Bernadette
You are a putz.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
putz
putz
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (IN As) (S (VP (VBN advertised))) (. .)))
Howard
As advertised.
mark
as
As
SCONJ
IN
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
advertise
advertised
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Okay, she's all settled in the guest room. Maybe we should get one of those machines to help her up the stairs. You mean a forklift? Howie. Howie...I'm sorry . I just can't deal with this right now. Taking care of your own mother? How can you say that? Bernie, she's gonna be off her feet for six to eight weeks . Are you prepared to feed her, wash her and take her to the toilet? I would do it for my mother. Yeah, of course you would-- you're a loving person . I'm what my people would call a putz. Look, I'm not crazy about the idea, but what other choice do we have? We get a nurse . Preferably someone from a Third World country who's used to suffering and unpleasant smells. You'd hire a total stranger to take care of the woman who raised you? That's so cruel. Not if we pay them well and let them listen to the music of their homeland. I need to tinkle! Sounds like a job for a loving person . Would you like me to play some Polish music while you carry her to the toilet? You are a putz. As advertised.