(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD avoided) (NP (DT the) (NML (NNP Harry) (NNP Potter)) (NNS books)) (PP (IN for) (NP (RB so) (RB long) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD started) (NP (NN number) (CD six)))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I don't know why I avoided the Harry Potter books for so long . I just started number six.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Rel
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
avoid
avoided
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Harry
Harry
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Potter
Potter
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Plur
book
books
NOUN
NNS
case
for
for
ADP
IN
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
obl
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
start
started
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
number
number
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
six
six
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN one)))) (. .) (S (NP (NNP Dumbledore)) (VP (VBZ dies) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT that) (NN one) (. .))) (WHADVP (UH Yeah)) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB see) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBG coming))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB either))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
That's a good one . Dumbledore dies in that one . Yeah, I know, I didn't see it coming, either.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Dumbledore
Dumbledore
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
die
dies
VERB
VBZ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
come
coming
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
either
either
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB say) (NP (DT that)))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Why would you say that?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD brought) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (DT the) (NN subject)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD contributed) (NP (DT an) (JJ interesting) (NN fact)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT that) (NN subject))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN called) (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN art)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN conversation)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You brought up the subject . I contributed an interesting fact on that subject . It's called the art of conversation.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
bring
brought
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
subject
subject
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
contribute
contributed
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
interesting
interesting
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
fact
fact
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
subject
subject
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
call
called
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
xcomp
Number=Sing
art
art
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
conversation
conversation
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT a) (JJ huge) (NN spoiler))) (. .)))
Leonard
That was a huge spoiler.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
huge
huge
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
spoiler
spoiler
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Good) (. .)))
Sheldon
Good.
root
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (SQ (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ wrong) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP you)))))) (. ?) (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (NP (DT that))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB bitch) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it))) (PP (IN for) (NP (NNS weeks)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
What is wrong with you? If I did that, you'd bitch about it for weeks.
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Degree=Pos
wrong
wrong
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
bitch
bitch
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
week
weeks
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB have) (NP (NP (DT another) (NN one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ hissy) (NNS fits)))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Are you going to have another one of your hissy fits?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
another
another
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
hissy
hissy
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
fit
fits
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (JJ Hissy) (VBZ fits)) (. ?) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (JJ hissy) (NNS fits))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Hissy fits? I have hissy fits?
nsubj
Degree=Pos
hissy
Hissy
ADJ
JJ
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
fit
fits
VERB
VBZ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
amod
Degree=Pos
hissy
hissy
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
fit
fits
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (NN theory)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (. .) (S (PP (IN Because) (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN lactose) (NN intolerance))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD switched) (PRT (RP over)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN soy) (NN milk) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (NN Soy)) (VP (VBZ contains) (NP (ADJP (NN estrogen) (HYPH -) (NN mimicking)) (NNS compounds)))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NN morning) (NNP Cocoa) (NNS Puffs)) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBG turning) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN into) (NP (DT a) (JJ hysterical) (NN woman))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yes, and I have a theory why . Because of your lactose intolerance, you switched over to soy milk . Soy contains estrogen - mimicking compounds . I think your morning Cocoa Puffs are turning you into a hysterical woman.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
theory
theory
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
because
Because
ADP
IN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
lactose
lactose
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
intolerance
intolerance
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
switch
switched
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
over
over
ADP
RP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
soy
soy
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
milk
milk
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
soy
Soy
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
contain
contains
VERB
VBZ
compound
Number=Sing
estrogen
estrogen
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
mimick
mimicking
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
compound
compounds
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
morning
morning
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
Cocoa
Cocoa
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Number=Plur
puff
Puffs
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
turn
turning
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
into
into
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
hysterical
hysterical
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP are) (ADJP (JJ unbelievable)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP put) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP you))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG controlling)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ irritating)))) (. ...)))
Leonard
You are unbelievable . I don't know why I put up with you . You're controlling, you're irritating ...
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
unbelievable
unbelievable
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Rel
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
put
put
VERB
VBP
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
control
controlling
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
irritating
irritating
ADJ
JJ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (EX There)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP go) (ADVP (UH again--)) (VP (VP (UH nag)) (, ,) (UH nag) (, ,) (UH nag)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB only)) (VP (VBG proving) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN point)) (, ,) (NP (JJ little) (NN lady)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
There you go again-- nag, nag, nag . You're only proving my point, little lady.
advmod
there
There
PRON
EX
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VBP
discourse
again--
again--
INTJ
UH
discourse
nag
nag
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
nag
nag
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
nag
nag
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
prove
proving
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
lady
lady
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP what)) (. ?) (S (S (VP (VB Screw) (NP (PRP you)))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (. .) (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (DT the) (ADJP (RBS most) (JJ annoying)) (NN person)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VBN met)))))))))) (. .) (WHNP (WP What)) (. ?)))
Leonard
You know what? Screw you, Sheldon . You are the most annoying person I have ever met . What?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
screw
Screw
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
advmod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADV
RBS
amod
Degree=Pos
annoying
annoying
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
meet
met
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ annoying)))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP criticize) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN behavior)) (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NN time) (. .) ('' ") (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN bowel) (NNS movements))) (PP (IN over) (NP (NN breakfast))))) (. .) ('' ") (`` ") (NP (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN president)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN university)))) (`` ") (VP (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG giving) (NP (DT a) (NN eulogy)) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT a) (NN funeral))))) (, ,) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VP (VB yawn)) (CC and) (VP (VB point) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN watch)))))))))) (. .) ('' ") (`` ") (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB throw) (PRT (RP away)) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS shirts)) (SBAR (ADVP (RB 'cause)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ ugly)))))))))) (. .) ('' ") (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ impossible)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'm annoying? You criticize my behavior all the time . " Sheldon, don't talk about your bowel movements over breakfast . " " Sheldon, when the president of the university " is giving a eulogy at a funeral, don't yawn and point at your watch . " " Sheldon, don't throw away my shirts 'cause you think they're ugly . " You're impossible.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
annoying
annoying
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
criticize
criticize
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
behavior
behavior
NOUN
NN
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
bowel
bowel
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
movement
movements
NOUN
NNS
case
over
over
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
breakfast
breakfast
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
president
president
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
university
university
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
give
giving
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
eulogy
eulogy
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
funeral
funeral
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
yawn
yawn
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
point
point
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
watch
watch
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
throw
throw
VERB
VB
compound:prt
away
away
ADP
RP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
shirt
shirts
NOUN
NNS
advmod
'cause
'cause
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Degree=Pos
ugly
ugly
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
impossible
impossible
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't))) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB put) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT this))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
That's it . I don't...I don't have to put up with this.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
put
put
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Actually)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN signature)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN roommate) (NN agreement)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ says) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Actually, I have your signature on a roommate agreement that says you do.
advmod
actually
Actually
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
signature
signature
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
roommate
roommate
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
agreement
agreement
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
says
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SINV (ADVP (RB Here)) (VP (VBZ 's)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN roommate) (NN agreement)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Here's what I think of your roommate agreement.
root
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
roommate
roommate
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
agreement
agreement
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP pick) (NP (DT that)) (PRT (RP up)) (ADVP (RB right) (RB now))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You pick that up right now.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
pick
pick
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH No) (. .)))
Leonard
No.
root
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NP (NP (NN Roommate) (NN agreement)) (, ,) (NP (NN section) (CD 27)) (, ,) (NP (NN paragraph) (CD 5))) (: :) (S (NP (NP (DT The) (NN roommate) (NN agreement)) (, ,) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT the) (JJ American) (NN flag))) (, ,)) (VP (MD can) (RB not) (VP (VB touch) (NP (DT the) (NN ground))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Roommate agreement, section 27, paragraph 5: The roommate agreement, like the American flag, cannot touch the ground.
compound
Number=Sing
roommate
Roommate
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
agreement
agreement
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
section
section
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
27
27
NUM
CD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
list
Number=Sing
paragraph
paragraph
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
5
5
NUM
CD
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
roommate
roommate
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
agreement
agreement
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
American
American
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
flag
flag
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
touch
touch
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
ground
ground
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB do) (NP (NP (NN anything)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP say))))) (SBAR (IN because) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB live) (ADVP (RB here)) (ADVP (RB anymore))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I don't have to do anything you say because...I don't think I want to live here anymore.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anything
anything
PRON
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VBP
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
live
live
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
advmod
anymore
anymore
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Where)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG going))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Where are you going?
advmod
PronType=Int
where
Where
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (TO To) (VP (VB live) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (NNP Penny)) (CC and) (RB not) (NP (PRP you))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (JJ crazy) (NN bastard) (. .) (JJ Crazy) (NN bastard)) (. ?)))
Leonard
To live with Penny and not you, you crazy bastard . Crazy bastard?
mark
to
To
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
live
live
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
conj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
amod
Degree=Pos
crazy
crazy
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
bastard
bastard
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
Crazy
Crazy
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
bastard
bastard
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Crazy) (NN bastard) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Crazy bastard?
amod
Degree=Pos
Crazy
Crazy
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
bastard
bastard
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yes) (. .)))
Leonard
Yes.
root
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (VP (VB wait)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Leonard, wait.
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wait
wait
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Leonard
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (NNP Dobby)) (NP (DT the) (NN elf))) (VP (VBZ dies) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN book))) (NP (CD seven))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Dobby the elf dies in book seven.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Dobby
Dobby
PROPN
NNP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
appos
Number=Sing
elf
elf
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
die
dies
VERB
VBZ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
book
book
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
seven
seven
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
I don't know why I avoided the Harry Potter books for so long . I just started number six. That's a good one . Dumbledore dies in that one . Yeah, I know, I didn't see it coming, either. Why would you say that? You brought up the subject . I contributed an interesting fact on that subject . It's called the art of conversation. That was a huge spoiler. Good. What is wrong with you? If I did that, you'd bitch about it for weeks. Are you going to have another one of your hissy fits? Hissy fits? I have hissy fits? Yes, and I have a theory why . Because of your lactose intolerance, you switched over to soy milk . Soy contains estrogen - mimicking compounds . I think your morning Cocoa Puffs are turning you into a hysterical woman. You are unbelievable . I don't know why I put up with you . You're controlling, you're irritating ... There you go again-- nag, nag, nag . You're only proving my point, little lady. You know what? Screw you, Sheldon . You are the most annoying person I have ever met . What? I'm annoying? You criticize my behavior all the time . " Sheldon, don't talk about your bowel movements over breakfast . " " Sheldon, when the president of the university " is giving a eulogy at a funeral, don't yawn and point at your watch . " " Sheldon, don't throw away my shirts 'cause you think they're ugly . " You're impossible. That's it . I don't...I don't have to put up with this. Actually, I have your signature on a roommate agreement that says you do. Here's what I think of your roommate agreement. You pick that up right now. No. Roommate agreement, section 27, paragraph 5: The roommate agreement, like the American flag, cannot touch the ground. I don't have to do anything you say because...I don't think I want to live here anymore. Where are you going? To live with Penny and not you, you crazy bastard . Crazy bastard? Crazy bastard? Yes. Leonard, wait. What? Dobby the elf dies in book seven.