(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (RB n't) (VP (VBN been) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT a) (NN job) (NN interview))) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNS years)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (RB really) (JJ nervous)))) (. .)))
Penny
I haven't been on a job interview in years . I'm really nervous.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
job
job
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
interview
interview
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
nervous
nervous
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (VP (VB be)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBN built) (PP (IN for) (NP (JJ pharmaceutical) (NNS sales)))))) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ cute)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ flirty)))) (CC and) (, ...) (S (VP (VBN Started) (SBAR (DT that) (UH like) (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBD were) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB be) (NP (CD three) (NNS things)))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Don't be . You are built for pharmaceutical sales . You're cute, you're flirty and...Started that like there were gonna be three things.
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
be
be
AUX
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
build
built
VERB
VBN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
pharmaceutical
pharmaceutical
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
sale
sales
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
cute
cute
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
flirty
flirty
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
csubj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
start
Started
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
discourse
like
like
INTJ
UH
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
xcomp
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (NP (NP (DT any) (NN experience)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNS sales)))) (. .) (SBAR (IN Unless) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP count) (NP (NP (DT the) (NML (NN bikini) (NN car)) (NN wash)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (PP (IN in) (NP (JJ high) (NN school)))))))))) (. .) (CC But) (S (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB already)) (VP (VBD made) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB take) (NP (DT that)) (PP (IN off) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN résumé)))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
I don't have any experience in sales . Unless you count the bikini car wash I did in high school . But you already made me take that off my résumé.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
any
any
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
experience
experience
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
sale
sales
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
unless
Unless
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
count
count
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
bikini
bikini
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
wash
wash
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
high
high
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
school
school
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
already
already
ADV
RB
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
make
made
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
case
off
off
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
résumé
résumé
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT This) (NN job)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN lot)) (PP (IN like) (S (VP (VBG being) (NP (DT a) (NN waitress)))))) (, ,) (PP (IN except) (PP (RB instead) (IN of) (S (VP (VBG pushing) (NP (DT the) (NN fish) (NNS tacos)) (SBAR (IN 'cause) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ about) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (ADJP (JJ bad))))))))))))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG pushing) (NP (PRP$ our) (NNS antidepressants)) (SBAR (IN before) (S (NP (DT the) (NNP FDA)) (VP (VBZ finds) (PRT (RP out)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (MD may) (VP (VB cause) (NP (JJ rectal) (NN bleeding)))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
This job is a lot like being a waitress, except instead of pushing the fish tacos 'cause they're about to go bad, you're just pushing our antidepressants before the FDA finds out they may cause rectal bleeding.
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
job
job
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
lot
lot
NOUN
NN
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
cop
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
waitress
waitress
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
except
except
SCONJ
IN
mark
instead
instead
ADV
RB
fixed
of
of
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
push
pushing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
fish
fish
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
taco
tacos
NOUN
NNS
advmod
'cause
'cause
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl
Degree=Pos
about
about
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
bad
bad
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
push
pushing
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
antidepressant
antidepressants
NOUN
NNS
mark
before
before
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
FDA
FDA
PROPN
NNP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
find
finds
VERB
VBZ
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
may
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
cause
cause
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
rectal
rectal
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
bleeding
bleeding
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP do)) (. ?)))
Penny
They do?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (. .) (CC But) (PP (IN like) (S (NP (PRP$ our) (NNS lawyers)) (VP (VBP say)))) (, ,) (S (NP (DT the) (NN world)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ full) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NNS things)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (MD can) (VP (VB cause) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN rectum)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB bleed) (. .) (ADVP (UH Anyway)))))))))))))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD talked) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (RP up) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNP Dan) (. .)))))) (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN guy)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG interviewing) (NP (PRP you)))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Maybe . But like our lawyers say, the world is full of things that can cause a rectum to bleed . Anyway, I talked you up to Dan . He's the guy who'll be interviewing you.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
lawyer
lawyers
NOUN
NNS
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
world
world
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
full
full
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
cause
cause
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
rectum
rectum
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
bleed
bleed
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
anyway
Anyway
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
talk
talked
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Dan
Dan
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
interview
interviewing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VBP appreciate) (NP (DT this))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBP hope) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (PP (RB in) (IN over) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN head)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, I really appreciate this . I just hope I'm not in over my head.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
appreciate
appreciate
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
hope
hope
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
ccomp
in
in
ADV
RB
case
over
over
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ fine) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Just)) (VP (VB be) (NP (PRP yourself))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
You'll be fine . Just be yourself.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Degree=Pos
fine
fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
aux:pass
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP wish) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD felt) (ADJP (RBR more) (JJ confident)))))) (. .)))
Penny
I wish I felt more confident.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wish
wish
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
feel
felt
VERB
VBD
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
xcomp
Degree=Pos
confident
confident
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Penny)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD would) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN put) (NP (PRP you)) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT this) (NN job))) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB handle) (NP (PRP it))))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Penny, I wouldn't have put you up for this job if I didn't think you could handle it.
vocative
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
put
put
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
job
job
NOUN
NN
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
handle
handle
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (VP (VBP thank) (NP (PRP you))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (ADVP (RB maybe)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB cancel)))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, thank you, but maybe I should cancel.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
advmod
maybe
maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
conj
VerbForm=Inf
cancel
cancel
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB too) (JJ late) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB cancel))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG going)))) (. .)))
Bernadette
It's too late to cancel . You're going.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
late
late
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
cancel
cancel
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC But) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (NP (NP (NN anything)) (PP (IN about) (NP (NNS pharmaceuticals)))))) (. .)))
Penny
But I don't know anything about pharmaceuticals.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anything
anything
PRON
NN
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
pharmaceutical
pharmaceuticals
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP understand)) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB do) (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB already)) (ADJP (JJ good) (PP (IN at)))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP do) (RB n't) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN job)) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT the) (S (VP (NNP Sitting) (PP (IN Around) (NP (DT All) (NNP Day)))) (VP (VBG Wearing) (NP (NNP Yoga) (NNPS Pants) (NNP Factory))))))))) (. ?))))
Bernadette
Oh, I understand . You want to do something you're already good at . I know . Why don't I get you a job at the Sitting Around All Day Wearing Yoga Pants Factory?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
understand
understand
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
already
already
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
obl
at
at
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
job
job
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
sit
Sitting
PROPN
NNP
case
around
Around
ADP
IN
det
all
All
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
Day
Day
PROPN
NNP
compound
VerbForm=Ger
wear
Wearing
VERB
VBG
compound
Number=Sing
yoga
Yoga
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Plur
pant
Pants
PROPN
NNPS
obl
Number=Sing
Factory
Factory
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ comfortable))) (. .)))
Penny
They're comfortable.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
comfortable
comfortable
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
I haven't been on a job interview in years . I'm really nervous. Don't be . You are built for pharmaceutical sales . You're cute, you're flirty and...Started that like there were gonna be three things. I don't have any experience in sales . Unless you count the bikini car wash I did in high school . But you already made me take that off my résumé. This job is a lot like being a waitress, except instead of pushing the fish tacos 'cause they're about to go bad, you're just pushing our antidepressants before the FDA finds out they may cause rectal bleeding. They do? Maybe . But like our lawyers say, the world is full of things that can cause a rectum to bleed . Anyway, I talked you up to Dan . He's the guy who'll be interviewing you. Oh, I really appreciate this . I just hope I'm not in over my head. You'll be fine . Just be yourself. I wish I felt more confident. Penny, I wouldn't have put you up for this job if I didn't think you could handle it. Oh, thank you, but maybe I should cancel. It's too late to cancel . You're going. But I don't know anything about pharmaceuticals. Oh, I understand . You want to do something you're already good at . I know . Why don't I get you a job at the Sitting Around All Day Wearing Yoga Pants Factory? They're comfortable.