(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG wondering) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG staring) (PP (IN through) (NP (DT the) (NN peephole)))))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG trying) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN look)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NP (DT this) (NN guy)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG coming) (ADVP (RB over) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNP Penny) (POS 's)))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
If you're wondering why I've been staring through the peephole, I'm trying to get a look at this guy who's coming over to Penny's.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
wonder
wondering
VERB
VBG
obj
PronType=Rel
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
advcl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
stare
staring
VERB
VBG
case
through
through
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
peephole
peephole
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
try
trying
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
look
look
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
come
coming
VERB
VBG
advmod
over
over
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (TO To) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ honest))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (ADVP (RB here))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
To be honest, I didn't know you were here.
mark
to
To
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advcl
Degree=Pos
honest
honest
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
ccomp
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (DT a) (JJ big) (NN deal)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (ADVP (RB just)) (IN in) (NP (PRP$ her) (NN history) (NN class))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG working) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT a) (NN project))) (ADVP (RB together))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP care))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB care))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
It's not a big deal . He's just in her history class . They're working on a project together . I don't even know why I care . You know what, I don't care.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
big
big
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
deal
deal
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
history
history
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
class
class
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
work
working
VERB
VBG
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
project
project
NOUN
NN
advmod
together
together
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Rel
why
why
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
care
care
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
care
care
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB care)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You think you don't care.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
care
care
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ silly)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (NN nothing)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB worry) (PP (IN about))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
This is silly . I have nothing to worry about.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
silly
silly
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
nothing
PRON
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
worry
worry
VERB
VB
obl
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Statistically)) (VP (VBG speaking))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB worry) (PP (IN about)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, I don't know . Statistically speaking, I'm sure you have something to worry about.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
statistically
Statistically
ADV
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
speak
speaking
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
worry
worry
VERB
VB
obl
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB mean))) (. ?)))
Leonard
What do you mean?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP assume) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS looks)) (VP (VBP are) (ADJP (JJ average)))))))) (, ,) (PP (ADVP (RB right)) (IN off) (NP (DT the) (NN bat))) (, ,) (NP (NP (CD 50) (NN %)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NNS men)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NNP Earth)))))) (VP (VBP are) (ADJP (ADJP (RBR more) (JJ attractive)) (PP (IN than) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (QP (CD 1.5) (CD billion)) (JJ handsome) (NNS lads)) (VP (VBG standing) (ADVP (RB by)))) (, ,) (S (VP (VBG waiting) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB rain) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN parade)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, if we assume your looks are average, right off the bat, 50% of men on Earth are more attractive than you . That's 1.5 billion handsome lads standing by, waiting to rain on your parade.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
assume
assume
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
look
looks
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Degree=Pos
average
average
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
case
off
off
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
bat
bat
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
50
50
NUM
CD
nsubj
Number=Sing
%
%
SYM
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
man
men
NOUN
NNS
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Earth
Earth
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
root
Degree=Pos
attractive
attractive
ADJ
JJ
case
than
than
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
compound
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
1.5
1.5
NUM
CD
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
billion
billion
NUM
CD
amod
Degree=Pos
handsome
handsome
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Plur
lad
lads
NOUN
NNS
acl
VerbForm=Ger
stand
standing
VERB
VBG
advmod
by
by
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
wait
waiting
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
rain
rain
VERB
VB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
parade
parade
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB n't) (PP (ADVP (RB just)) (IN about) (NP (NNS looks))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (PP (ADVP (RB way)) (IN above) (ADJP (NN average))) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN lot)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ other) (NNS things))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Well, yeah, but this isn't just about looks . I'm way above average in a lot of other things.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
root
Number=Plur
look
looks
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
way
way
ADV
RB
case
above
above
ADP
IN
parataxis
Number=Sing
average
average
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
lot
lot
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (RB Not) (NN height) (, ,) (NP (NN vision)) (, ,) (NP (NN athleticism)) (, ,) (CC or) (NP (NN ability) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB digest) (NP (NN dairy) (NNS products)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Not height, vision, athleticism, or ability to digest dairy products.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
root
Number=Sing
height
height
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
vision
vision
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
athleticism
athleticism
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
ability
ability
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
digest
digest
VERB
VB
compound
Number=Sing
dairy
dairy
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
product
products
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG talking) (PP (IN about) (NP (NP (JJ important) (NNS things)) (PP (IN like) (NP (JJ emotional) (NN maturity))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I'm talking about important things like emotional maturity.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
talk
talking
VERB
VBG
case
about
about
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
important
important
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
case
like
like
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
emotional
emotional
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
maturity
maturity
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD were) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG spying) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN girlfriend))) (PP (IN through) (NP (DT a) (NN peephole))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You were just spying on your girlfriend through a peephole.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
spying
spying
VERB
VBG
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
case
through
through
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
peephole
peephole
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD liked) (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RBR better)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB here))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I liked it better when you thought I wasn't here.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
like
liked
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
Degree=Cmp
well
better
ADV
RBR
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (VP (VBG saying) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (JJ attractive) (NNS qualities))))))))) (. .) (S (S (NP (NP (PRP$ Your) (NN choice)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS friends)))) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ impeccable)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN sleeper)))) (. .) (CC And) (S (ADVP (JJ last) (CC but) (RB not) (JJS least)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP buy) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS grapes)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP like))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (DT a) (JJ real) (NN catch)) (VP (VBN compared) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT some) (NN snoring) (NN guy)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN fridge)) (ADJP (JJ full) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ lousy) (NNS grapes)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'm not saying you don't have attractive qualities . Your choice of friends is impeccable, you're a good sleeper . And last but not least, you buy the grapes I like . You're a real catch compared to some snoring guy with a fridge full of lousy grapes.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
say
saying
VERB
VBG
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
attractive
attractive
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
quality
qualities
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
choice
choice
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
friend
friends
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
impeccable
impeccable
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
sleeper
sleeper
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
advmod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
fixed
Degree=Sup
least
least
ADJ
JJS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
buy
buy
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
grape
grapes
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
like
like
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
catch
catch
NOUN
NN
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
compare
compared
VERB
VBN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
some
some
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
snoring
snoring
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
fridge
fridge
NOUN
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
full
full
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
lousy
lousy
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
grape
grapes
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NP (NN None)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT this)))) (VP (VBZ matters))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP trust) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NNP Penny)) (VP (VBZ cares) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP me)))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (NP (NP (NN nothing)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB happen) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT this) (NN guy))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
None of this matters . I trust that Penny cares about me, and nothing's gonna happen with this guy.
nsubj
Number=Sing
none
None
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
matter
matters
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
trust
trust
VERB
VBP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
care
cares
VERB
VBZ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
nothing
PRON
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
happen
happen
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN unless) (S (ADVP (IN of) (NN course)) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (JJ skilled) (NN hypnotist))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, unless of course he's a skilled hypnotist.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
unless
unless
SCONJ
IN
advmod
ExtPos=ADV
of
of
ADP
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
skilled
skilled
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
hypnotist
hypnotist
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Leonard
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN While) (S (ADJP (JJ unlikely)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB still)) (NP (DT a) (JJ statistical) (NN possibility))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (MD might) (VP (VB be) (VP (VP (VBG performing) (NP (JJ sexual) (NNS acts)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP him)))) (CC and) (RB not) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB know) (NP (PRP it))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
While unlikely, it's still a statistical possibility . She might be performing sexual acts with him and not even know it.
mark
while
While
SCONJ
IN
advcl
Degree=Pos
unlikely
unlikely
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
statistical
statistical
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
possibility
possibility
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
perform
performing
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
sexual
sexual
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
act
acts
NOUN
NNS
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG being) (ADJP (JJ ridiculous)))) (. .)))
Leonard
Now you're just being ridiculous.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
cop
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
root
Degree=Pos
ridiculous
ridiculous
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Am) (NP (PRP I)) (. ?) (S (NP (DT The) (NN mind)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ mysterious) (NN thing)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard) (. .)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG having) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN time)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN life)))) (SBAR (IN while) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ thinks) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN chicken)) (VP (VBG pecking) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN corn))))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Am I? The mind's a mysterious thing, Leonard . He could be having the time of his life while she thinks she's a chicken pecking for corn.
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Am
AUX
VBP
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
mind
mind
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
mysterious
mysterious
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
thinks
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
chicken
chicken
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
peck
pecking
VERB
VBG
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
corn
corn
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
If you're wondering why I've been staring through the peephole, I'm trying to get a look at this guy who's coming over to Penny's. To be honest, I didn't know you were here. It's not a big deal . He's just in her history class . They're working on a project together . I don't even know why I care . You know what, I don't care. You think you don't care. This is silly . I have nothing to worry about. Oh, I don't know . Statistically speaking, I'm sure you have something to worry about. What do you mean? Well, if we assume your looks are average, right off the bat, 50% of men on Earth are more attractive than you . That's 1.5 billion handsome lads standing by, waiting to rain on your parade. Well, yeah, but this isn't just about looks . I'm way above average in a lot of other things. Not height, vision, athleticism, or ability to digest dairy products. I'm talking about important things like emotional maturity. You were just spying on your girlfriend through a peephole. I liked it better when you thought I wasn't here. I'm not saying you don't have attractive qualities . Your choice of friends is impeccable, you're a good sleeper . And last but not least, you buy the grapes I like . You're a real catch compared to some snoring guy with a fridge full of lousy grapes. None of this matters . I trust that Penny cares about me, and nothing's gonna happen with this guy. Well, unless of course he's a skilled hypnotist. What? While unlikely, it's still a statistical possibility . She might be performing sexual acts with him and not even know it. Now you're just being ridiculous. Am I? The mind's a mysterious thing, Leonard . He could be having the time of his life while she thinks she's a chicken pecking for corn.