(ROOT (S (S (NP (NP (NN Morning)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Professor) (NNP Stevens) (. .))) (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (VP (VB look) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT that) (NN whiteboard)))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN math)) (, ,) (RB not) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN math) (. .))) (VP (VB Keep) (S (VP (NN walking) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ nosey)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Morning, Professor Stevens . Don't look at that whiteboard . That's my math, not your math . Keep walking, nosey.
root
Number=Sing
Morning
Morning
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Professor
Professor
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Stevens
Stevens
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
whiteboard
whiteboard
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
parataxis
Number=Sing
math
math
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
math
math
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|Person=2|VerbForm=Fin
keep
Keep
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
walking
walking
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Degree=Pos
nosey
nosey
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What) (DT the) (NN hell)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG doing))) (. ?)))
Howard
What the hell are you doing?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
hell
hell
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD said) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (VP (VBG using) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN space)))))))) (, ,) (RB so) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG using) (NP (PRP it))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You said I'm not using my space, so I'm using it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
use
using
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
use
using
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB move) (ADVP (RB now)))))) (. .)))
Howard
Okay, you need to move now.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
move
move
VERB
VB
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't)) (. .)))
Sheldon
No, I don't.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB stay) (ADVP (RB there)) (ADVP (RB forever)))) (. .)))
Howard
You can't stay there forever.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
stay
stay
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
advmod
forever
forever
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Actually)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ plastic) (NN baggy)) (VP (VBN strapped) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN leg))))) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ says) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can)))))))) (. .) (S (VP (VB Give) (PRT (RP up)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Wolowitz) (. .)) (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN chosen) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB tangle) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ superior) (NN intellect)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB defeat))))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (NN nothing)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD could) (ADVP (RB possibly)) (VP (VB do) (VP (TO to)))))))))))))) (. ...)))
Sheldon
Actually, I have a plastic baggy strapped to my leg that says I can . Give up, Wolowitz . You've chosen to tangle with a superior intellect you can't defeat . There is nothing you could possibly do to ...
advmod
actually
Actually
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
plastic
plastic
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
baggy
baggy
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
strap
strapped
VERB
VBN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
leg
leg
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
says
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
give
Give
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Wolowitz
Wolowitz
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
choose
chosen
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
tangle
tangle
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
superior
superior
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
intellect
intellect
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
defeat
defeat
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
nothing
PRON
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
possibly
possibly
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obl
to
to
PART
TO
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT Those)) (VP (VBP are) (RB n't) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB help) (NP (PRP you)))))))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (. .)))
Howard
Those aren't gonna help you, Sheldon.
nsubj
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
Those
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
help
help
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yes)) (, ,) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP are)) (. .) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean) (, ,) (FRAG (WHNP (WP what)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Oh, yes, they are . I mean, what?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yes
yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
reparandum
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG warning) (NP (PRP you)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)))) (. .)))
Howard
I'm warning you, Sheldon.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
warning
warning
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP$ Your) (NNS threats)) (VP (VBP are) (ADJP (JJ empty)))) (. .) (S (NP (NN Nothing)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB move) (NP (PRP me)) (. .) (S (VP (VB Stop) (NP (DT that))))))) (. !)))
Sheldon
Your threats are empty . Nothing can move me . Stop that!
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
threat
threats
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
empty
empty
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
Nothing
PRON
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
move
move
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stop
Stop
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Get) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN spot))))) (. !)))
Howard
Get out of my spot!
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
get
Get
VERB
VB
case
out
out
ADP
IN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am) (VP (VBG calling) (NP (NN campus) (NN security))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP prepare) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN scolding)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN life))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I am calling campus security . You prepare for the scolding of your life.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
call
calling
VERB
VBG
compound
Number=Sing
campus
campus
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
security
security
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
prepare
prepare
VERB
VBP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
scolding
scolding
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NNS idiots)) (VP (VBG doing))) (. ?)))
Leonard
What are you idiots doing?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
appos
Number=Plur
idiot
idiots
NOUN
NNS
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG trying) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB kill) (NP (PRP me)))))))) (, ,) (S (NP (NNP Leonard) (. .)) (NP (NP (NN Video) (NNS games)) (CC and) (NP (NN rock) (NN music)))) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN desensitized) (NP (PRP him)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN violence))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
He's trying to kill me, Leonard . Video games and rock music have desensitized him to violence.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
try
trying
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
kill
kill
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
compound
Number=Sing
video
Video
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
game
games
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
rock
rock
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
music
music
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
desensitize
desensitized
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
violence
violence
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Would) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (UH please)) (VP (VB talk) (NP (DT some) (NN sense)) (PP (IN into) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ lunatic) (NN roommate)))) (. ?)))
Howard
Would you please talk some sense into your lunatic roommate?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
Would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
discourse
please
please
INTJ
UH
root
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
det
some
some
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
sense
sense
NOUN
NN
case
into
into
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
lunatic
lunatic
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
roommate
roommate
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB both) (VP (VBG acting) (PP (IN like) (NP (NNS lunatics)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (RB just) (DT a) (NN parking) (NN spot)) (. .) (NP (CONJP (RB Not) (RB just)) (DT a) (NN parking) (NN spot))))) (. .)))
Leonard
You're both acting like lunatics . It's just a parking spot . Not just a parking spot.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
both
both
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
act
acting
VERB
VBG
case
like
like
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
lunatic
lunatics
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (ADVP (RB Not) (RB just)) (DT a) (NN parking) (NN spot) (. .)) (NP (PRP He)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB handle) (NP (DT the) (NN fact) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJR bigger) (NN deal)) (SBAR (IN than) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB now)))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Not just a parking spot . He can't handle the fact that I'm a bigger deal than he is now.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
handle
handle
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
fact
fact
NOUN
NN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Cmp
big
bigger
ADJ
JJR
acl
Number=Sing
deal
deal
NOUN
NN
mark
than
than
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (JJ preposterous) (. .)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN been) (ADJP (RB solely) (JJ responsible) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (DT this) (NN university) (POS 's)) (NML (CD six) (HYPH -) (NN loop)) (NML (NN quantum) (NN gravity)) (NNS calculations))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN changed) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN way)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP think) (PP (IN about) (NP (NML (NNP Bose) (HYPH -) (NNP Einstein)) (NNS condensates)))))))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am) (ADVP (RB also)) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN one)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBD got) (NP (NNP Nutter) (NNPS Butters)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN cafeteria) (NN vending) (NN machine))))))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD missed) (NP (DT that) (NN news)) (SBAR (IN while) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (VP (VBG floating) (ADVP (RB around)) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN goof)) (PP (IN in) (NP (JJ outer) (NN space))))))))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB excuse) (NP (PRP me)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (NN work)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB do)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, preposterous . I have been solely responsible for this university's six - loop quantum gravity calculations . I have changed the way we think about Bose - Einstein condensates and I am also the one who got Nutter Butters in the cafeteria vending machine . Maybe you missed that news while you were floating around like a goof in outer space . Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Degree=Pos
preposterous
preposterous
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
advmod
solely
solely
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
responsible
responsible
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
university
university
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
six
six
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
loop
loop
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
quantum
quantum
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
gravity
gravity
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
calculation
calculations
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
change
changed
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Bose
Bose
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
Einstein
Einstein
PROPN
NNP
obl
Number=Plur
condensate
condensates
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
advmod
also
also
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
compound
Number=Sing
Nutter
Nutter
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Plur
Butter
Butters
PROPN
NNPS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
cafeteria
cafeteria
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
vending
vending
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
machine
machine
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
miss
missed
VERB
VBD
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
news
news
NOUN
NN
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
float
floating
VERB
VBG
advmod
around
around
ADV
RB
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
goof
goof
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
outer
outer
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
excuse
excuse
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Can) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB believe) (NP (DT this) (NN guy))) (. ?)))
Howard
Can you believe this guy?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
believe
believe
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
iobj
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (WHNP (WP What)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB believe))))) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD tried) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB run) (NP (PRP him)) (PRT (RP over))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
What I don't believe is that you tried to run him over.
nsubj:outer
PronType=Rel
what
What
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
believe
believe
VERB
VB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
try
tried
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
run
run
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
over
over
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (SBAR (UH like) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBN thought) (PP (IN of) (S (VP (VBG doing) (NP (DT that))))))))) (. .) (S (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (VP (VB hate) (NP (PRP me)) (SBAR (ADVP (RB just)) (IN because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD lived) (NP (DT the) (NN dream)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Oh, like you've never thought of doing that . Don't hate me just because I lived the dream.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
like
like
INTJ
UH
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
think
thought
VERB
VBN
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
do
doing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
hate
hate
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
live
lived
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
dream
dream
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (JJ sweet) (NN ride)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Hey, sweet ride.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
sweet
sweet
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
ride
ride
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG doing) (PP (IN in) (ADVP (RB there))))) (. ?)))
Howard
What are you doing in there?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Just)) (VP (VBG breaking) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ new) (NN car)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Just breaking in your new car.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Ger
break
breaking
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Stop) (NP (DT that)))) (. !) (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP stop) (NP (DT that))) (. !)))
Howard
Stop that! You stop that!
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stop
Stop
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
stop
stop
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP say)))))) (. .) (S (NP (NN Revenge)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN dish)) (VP (ADVP (RBS best)) (VBN served) (S (ADJP (NN nude))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You know what they say . Revenge is a dish best served nude.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
revenge
Revenge
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
dish
dish
NOUN
NN
advmod
Degree=Sup
well
best
ADV
RBS
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
serve
served
VERB
VBN
xcomp
Number=Sing
nude
nude
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Morning, Professor Stevens . Don't look at that whiteboard . That's my math, not your math . Keep walking, nosey. What the hell are you doing? You said I'm not using my space, so I'm using it. Okay, you need to move now. No, I don't. You can't stay there forever. Actually, I have a plastic baggy strapped to my leg that says I can . Give up, Wolowitz . You've chosen to tangle with a superior intellect you can't defeat . There is nothing you could possibly do to ... Those aren't gonna help you, Sheldon. Oh, yes, they are . I mean, what? I'm warning you, Sheldon. Your threats are empty . Nothing can move me . Stop that! Get out of my spot! I am calling campus security . You prepare for the scolding of your life. What are you idiots doing? He's trying to kill me, Leonard . Video games and rock music have desensitized him to violence. Would you please talk some sense into your lunatic roommate? You're both acting like lunatics . It's just a parking spot . Not just a parking spot. Not just a parking spot . He can't handle the fact that I'm a bigger deal than he is now. Oh, preposterous . I have been solely responsible for this university's six - loop quantum gravity calculations . I have changed the way we think about Bose - Einstein condensates and I am also the one who got Nutter Butters in the cafeteria vending machine . Maybe you missed that news while you were floating around like a goof in outer space . Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. Can you believe this guy? What I don't believe is that you tried to run him over. Oh, like you've never thought of doing that . Don't hate me just because I lived the dream. Hey, sweet ride. What are you doing in there? Just breaking in your new car. Stop that! You stop that! You know what they say . Revenge is a dish best served nude.