(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Come) (PRT (RP on))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB give) (NP (PRP her)) (NP (DT a) (NN chance)))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB grow) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP you)))))) (. .)))
Howard
Come on, just give her a chance . Maybe she'll grow on you.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
give
give
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
chance
chance
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
grow
grow
VERB
VB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC Or) (ADVP (RB maybe)) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD 'll) (ADVP (RB finally)) (VP (VB succeed) (PP (IN in) (S (VP (VBG ripping) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS nuts)) (PRT (RP off))))))) (. .) (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBP are) (ADVP (RB still)) (NP (NP (CD 93) (NNS ways)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ has) (RB n't) (VP (VBN tried) (ADVP (RB yet))))))))) (. .) (VP (VB Look) (, ,) (NP (NNP H) (HYPH -) (NNP Howard)) (, ,) (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP appreciate) (NP (DT the) (NN effort)))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (, ,) (INTJ (UH like)) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJS worst) (NN date)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN life)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Or maybe she'll finally succeed in ripping my nuts off . There are still 93 ways she hasn't tried yet . Look, H - Howard, I appreciate the effort, but this is, like, the worst date of my life.
cc
or
Or
CCONJ
CC
advmod
maybe
maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
finally
finally
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
succeed
succeed
VERB
VB
mark
in
in
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
rip
ripping
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
nut
nuts
NOUN
NNS
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
VERB
VBP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
93
93
NUM
CD
nsubj
Number=Plur
way
ways
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
try
tried
VERB
VBN
advmod
yet
yet
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
H
H
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
appreciate
appreciate
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
effort
effort
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
like
like
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
bad
worst
ADJ
JJS
conj
Number=Sing
date
date
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (RB once)) (VP (VBN robbed) (PP (IN by) (NP (NP (DT a) (NML (NN pre) (HYPH -) (NN op)) (NN transsexual)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD met) (PP (IN on) (NP (NNP J) (HYPH -) (NNP Date))))))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB crack) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ top) (CD ten))))) (. .)))
Howard
I was once robbed by a pre - op transsexual I met on J - Date, and that didn't even crack my top ten.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
NumType=Mult
once
once
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
rob
robbed
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
preorder
pre
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
op
op
NOUN
NN
obl:agent
Number=Sing
transsexual
transsexual
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
meet
met
VERB
VBD
case
on
on
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
J
J
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obl
Number=Sing
Date
Date
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
crack
crack
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
top
top
ADJ
JJ
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
ten
ten
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP guess) (SBAR (S (NP (DT the) (NN difference)) (VP (VBZ is) (, ,) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT some) (NN self) (HYPH -) (NN respect))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I guess the difference is, I have some self - respect.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
guess
guess
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
difference
difference
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
some
some
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
self
self
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obj
Number=Sing
respect
respect
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (RB Not) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VBN seen))))) (. .)))
Howard
Not that I've ever seen.
root
not
Not
PART
RB
obj
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
see
seen
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB relatively) (JJ new)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB spend) (NP (NN time)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (NN someone)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB like) (S (ADVP (RB simply)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend)))))))))))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ okay)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ own))))) (. .)))
Leonard
It's relatively new . I just know that I'm not gonna spend time with someone I don't like simply to have a girlfriend . I'm okay on my own.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
relatively
relatively
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
spend
spend
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
advmod
simply
simply
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
okay
okay
ADJ
JJ
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Degree=Pos
own
own
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (JJ Good) (NN news)) (, ...) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD made) (NP (NP (NNS lots)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NN room)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN dessert))))))) (. .)))
Joy
Good news...I made lots of room for dessert.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
news
news
NOUN
NN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
make
made
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Plur
lot
lots
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
room
room
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
dessert
dessert
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Look) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Joy)))) (, ,) (NP (NP (PRP it))) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ nice)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB meet) (NP (PRP you)))))) (, ,) (CC but) (. ...)))
Leonard
Look, uh, Joy, it was nice to meet you, but ...
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Joy
Joy
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
meet
meet
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
but
but
CCONJ
CC
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB too) (. .) (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (NP (NN anything)) (PP (IN for) (NP (JJ next) (NN weekend))))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP need) (NP (DT a) (NN date)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN cousin) (POS 's)) (NN wedding))))) (. .)))
Joy
Yeah, you, too . Hey, you got anything for next weekend? I need a date for my cousin's wedding.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anything
anything
PRON
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
next
next
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
weekend
weekend
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
date
date
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
cousin
cousin
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
nmod
Number=Sing
wedding
wedding
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG asking) (NP (PRP me)) (PRT (RP out)))) (. ?)))
Leonard
You're asking me out?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
ask
asking
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (CC And) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT an) (JJ open) (NN bar)))) (, ,) (RB so) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (ADVP (RB probably)) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG giving) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RB away)))))) (. .)))
Joy
And it's an open bar, so I'll probably be giving it away.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
open
open
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
bar
bar
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
probably
probably
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
give
giving
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
away
away
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP look) (ADVP (RB forward)) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .)))
Leonard
I look forward to it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VBP
advmod
forward
forward
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Come on, just give her a chance . Maybe she'll grow on you. Or maybe she'll finally succeed in ripping my nuts off . There are still 93 ways she hasn't tried yet . Look, H - Howard, I appreciate the effort, but this is, like, the worst date of my life. I was once robbed by a pre - op transsexual I met on J - Date, and that didn't even crack my top ten. I guess the difference is, I have some self - respect. Not that I've ever seen. It's relatively new . I just know that I'm not gonna spend time with someone I don't like simply to have a girlfriend . I'm okay on my own. Good news...I made lots of room for dessert. Look, uh, Joy, it was nice to meet you, but ... Yeah, you, too . Hey, you got anything for next weekend? I need a date for my cousin's wedding. You're asking me out? And it's an open bar, so I'll probably be giving it away. I look forward to it.