(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (S (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ intense)))) (. !) (S (NP (NP (CD One) (NN side)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN butt)))) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (RB totally) (JJ asleep)))) (CC and) (S (NP (DT the) (JJ other) (NN side)) (VP (VBZ has) (NP (DT no) (NN idea)))) (. .)))
Phoebe Buffay
Oh, this is so intense! One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
intense
intense
ADJ
JJ
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
One
NUM
CD
nsubj
Number=Sing
side
side
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
butt
butt
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
totally
totally
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
asleep
asleep
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
side
side
NOUN
NN
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
det
no
no
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hi)) (. !) (SQ (VBD Did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB order) (NP (DT some) (NNS bananas)))) (. ?)))
Ross Geller
Hi! Did you order some bananas?
discourse
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
Did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
order
order
VERB
VB
det
some
some
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
banana
bananas
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (WHNP (WP What)) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it))) (. ?)))
Mr. Heckles
What about it?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Gimme) (PRT (RP back)) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN monkey))) (. .)))
Ross Geller
Gimme back my monkey.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
gimme
Gimme
VERB
VB
compound:prt
back
back
ADP
RP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
monkey
monkey
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN monkey)))) (. .)))
Mr. Heckles
I don't have a monkey.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
monkey
monkey
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (RB Then) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN with) (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NNS bananas))))) (. ?)))
Rachel Green
Then what's with all the bananas?
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
Then
ADV
RB
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Plur
banana
bananas
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN Potassium) (. .)))
Mr. Heckles
Potassium.
root
Number=Sing
potassium
Potassium
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (WHADVP (WRB where)) (SQ (VBZ is) (NP (PRP he))) (. ?)))
Ross Geller
Okay, where is he?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Int
where
where
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP have) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBN done) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP him))))) (. ?)))
Ross Geller
What have you done to him?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
do
done
VERB
VBN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN monkey) (. .) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NNP Patty)) (NP (DT the) (NN monkey)))))) (. .)))
Mr. Heckles
That's my monkey . That's Patty the monkey.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
monkey
monkey
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Number=Sing
Patty
Patty
PROPN
NNP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
monkey
monkey
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (JJ insane)) (. ?) (VP (VB Come) (ADVP (RB here)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Marcel))) (. .)))
Ross Geller
Are you insane? Come here, Marcel.
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Degree=Pos
insane
insane
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Marcel
Marcel
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNP C'mere) (, ,) (NNP Marcel) (. .)))
Ross Geller
C'mere, Marcel.
root
Number=Sing
C'mere
C'mere
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
Marcel
Marcel
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Come) (ADVP (RB here)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Patty))) (. .)))
Mr. Heckles
Come here, Patty.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Patty
Patty
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Here)) (, ,) (NP (NN monkey) (. .) (RB Here)) (, ,) (NP (NN monkey)) (. !) (NP (NNP Gotcha)) (. !)))
Luisa Gianetti
Here, monkey . Here, monkey! Gotcha!
root
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
monkey
monkey
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
monkey
monkey
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
vocative
Number=Sing
Gotcha
Gotcha
PROPN
NNP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Give) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN monkey)) (PRT (RB back))) (. !)))
Ross Geller
Give me my monkey back!
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
give
Give
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
monkey
monkey
NOUN
NN
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN monkey))) (. .)))
Mr. Heckles
That's my monkey.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
monkey
monkey
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Take) (NP (DT this)) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (NN judge)))) (. .)))
Luisa Gianetti
Take this up with the judge.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
take
Take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
judge
judge
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN monkey)))) (. .) (S (NP (RB Just) (DT the) (NN dress)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (PRP mine)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB send) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RB back)) (WHADVP (WRB whenever))))) (. .)))
Mr. Heckles
That's not my monkey . Just the dress is mine . You can send it back whenever.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
monkey
monkey
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
dress
dress
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
mine
mine
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
send
send
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Int
whenever
whenever
ADV
WRB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (DT All) (UH right)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN monkey))) (. !)))
Ross Geller
All right, I want my monkey!
det
all
All
DET
DT
discourse
right
right
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
monkey
monkey
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH No) (. !)))
Luisa Gianetti
No!
root
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (VP (VB come) (PRT (RP on)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Luisa))) (. .)))
Rachel Green
Oh, come on, Luisa.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Luisa
Luisa
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (JJ Sorry)) (, ,) (NP (NN prom) (NN queen)) (. .)))
Luisa Gianetti
Sorry, prom queen.
discourse
Degree=Pos
sorry
Sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
prom
prom
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
queen
queen
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD had) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (DT a) (NN bitch)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN school)))))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD could) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN been) (ADJP (JJ fat)))))) (. .)))
Ross Geller
You had to be a bitch in school, you couldn't have been fat.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
xcomp
Number=Sing
bitch
bitch
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
school
school
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
parataxis
Degree=Pos
fat
fat
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN In) (NP (JJ high) (NN school))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (NN prom) (NN queen)) (CC and) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN homecoming) (NN queen)) (CC and) (NP (DT the) (NN class) (NN president)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (ADVP (RB also)) (ADVP (RB there))))) (. .) (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP take) (NP (DT this) (NN monkey))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB lose) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT the) (ADJP (RBS most) (JJ important)) (NNS people)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN life)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB hate) (NP (PRP me)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP want))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (UH please)) (VP (VB do) (RB not) (VP (VB punish) (NP (PRP him) (. .) (NNP Luisa)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN chance) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (DT the) (JJR bigger) (NN person)) (ADVP (RB here)))))) (. .) (S (VP (VB Take) (NP (PRP it)))))))))) (. !)))
Rachel Green
In high school, I was the prom queen and the homecoming queen and the class president and you were also there . If you take this monkey, I'll lose one of the most important people in my life . You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him . Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here . Take it!
case
in
In
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
high
high
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
school
school
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
prom
prom
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
queen
queen
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
homecoming
homecoming
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
queen
queen
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
class
class
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
president
president
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advmod
also
also
ADV
RB
conj
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
take
take
VERB
VBP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
monkey
monkey
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
lose
lose
VERB
VB
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
advmod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADV
RBS
amod
Degree=Pos
important
important
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
hate
hate
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
discourse
please
please
INTJ
UH
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
punish
punish
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
vocative
Number=Sing
Luisa
Luisa
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
chance
chance
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Cmp
big
bigger
ADJ
JJR
acl
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
take
Take
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Nope) (. .)))
Luisa Gianetti
Nope.
root
nope
Nope
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Then)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VP (VB call) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN supervisor))) (CC and) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP her)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD shot) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN friend)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN ass)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (NN dart))))))))))) (. !)))
Rachel Green
Then I'll call your supervisor and tell her you shot my friend in the ass with a dart!
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
Then
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
call
call
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
supervisor
supervisor
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
shoot
shot
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
ass
ass
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
dart
dart
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
Oh, this is so intense! One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea. Hi! Did you order some bananas? What about it? Gimme back my monkey. I don't have a monkey. Then what's with all the bananas? Potassium. Okay, where is he? What have you done to him? That's my monkey . That's Patty the monkey. Are you insane? Come here, Marcel. C'mere, Marcel. Come here, Patty. Here, monkey . Here, monkey! Gotcha! Give me my monkey back! That's my monkey. Take this up with the judge. That's not my monkey . Just the dress is mine . You can send it back whenever. All right, I want my monkey! No! Oh, come on, Luisa. Sorry, prom queen. You had to be a bitch in school, you couldn't have been fat. In high school, I was the prom queen and the homecoming queen and the class president and you were also there . If you take this monkey, I'll lose one of the most important people in my life . You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him . Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here . Take it! Nope. Then I'll call your supervisor and tell her you shot my friend in the ass with a dart!