(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Boy)) (, ,) (VBP do) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB urinate))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Boy, do I have to urinate.
discourse
boy
Boy
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
urinate
urinate
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (IN If) (S (ADVP (RB only)) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBD were) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN solution)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT that)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
If only there were a solution to that.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
solution
solution
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Seriously)) (. .) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP feel) (SBAR (IN like) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN got) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN fish) (NN tank)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN pelvis))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Seriously . I feel like I've got a fish tank in my pelvis.
advmod
seriously
Seriously
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
feel
feel
VERB
VBP
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
fish
fish
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
tank
tank
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
pelvis
pelvis
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB So)) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN bathroom)))) (. .)))
Leonard
So go to the bathroom.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
bathroom
bathroom
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't)) (. .)))
Sheldon
I can't.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (RB not) (. ?)))
Leonard
Why not?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
root
not
not
PART
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (SBAR (IN Because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG trying) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB decide) (PP (IN between) (S (VP (VBG getting) (NP (NP (DT an) (NNP Xbox) (NN One)) (CC or) (NP (DT a) (NNP PS4) (. .) (UH Oh)) (, ,) (`` ") (NN pee) (. .) ('' "))) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD 'd) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB say) (NP (DT that)))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Because I'm trying to decide between getting an Xbox One or a PS4 . Oh, " pee . " Why'd I say that?
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
try
trying
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
decide
decide
VERB
VB
mark
between
between
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
get
getting
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Xbox
Xbox
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
one
One
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
PS4
PS4
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
parataxis
Number=Sing
pee
pee
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Forgive) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN for) (S (VP (VBG asking) (NP (DT a) (JJ stupid) (NN question))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB why)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG being) (ADJP (JJ stupid))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Forgive me for asking a stupid question, but why are you being stupid?
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
forgive
Forgive
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
ask
asking
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
stupid
stupid
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
question
question
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
conj
Degree=Pos
stupid
stupid
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (VP (VBG being) (ADJP (JJ stupid))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG employing) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN work)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NP (JJ Dutch) (NN researcher)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Mirjam) (NNP Tuk))) (, ,) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBD found) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NP (NNS people)) (PP (IN with) (NP (JJ full) (NNS bladders)))) (VP (VBP make) (NP (JJR better) (NNS decisions)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'm not being stupid . I'm employing the work of Dutch researcher, Mirjam Tuk, who found that people with full bladders make better decisions.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
cop
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
root
Degree=Pos
stupid
stupid
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
employ
employing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
dutch
Dutch
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
researcher
researcher
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Mirjam
Mirjam
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Tuk
Tuk
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
find
found
VERB
VBD
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
case
with
with
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
full
full
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
bladder
bladders
NOUN
NNS
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
make
VERB
VBP
amod
Degree=Cmp
good
better
ADJ
JJR
obj
Number=Plur
decision
decisions
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB pee) (SBAR (IN before) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD decided) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB move) (ADVP (IN in)) (ADVP (RB here)))))))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Why did I pee before I decided to move in here?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
pee
pee
VERB
VB
mark
before
before
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
decide
decided
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
move
move
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hi) (. .)))
Penny
Hi.
root
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (WHADVP (WRB how)) (SQ (MD 'd) (NP (DT the) (NN audition)) (VP (VB go))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Oh, how'd the audition go?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
audition
audition
NOUN
NN
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD killed) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (RB even) (JJ able) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB cry) (NP (JJ real) (NNS tears)) (PP (ADVP (RB right)) (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN spot))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
I killed it . I was even able to cry real tears right on the spot.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
kill
killed
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
able
able
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
cry
cry
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
tear
tears
NOUN
NNS
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ great))) (. .)))
Leonard
Oh, that's great.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (. .) (S (S (NP (JJ Next) (NN time)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP get) (VP (VBN pulled) (PRT (RP over)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (NN speeding) (NN ticket)))))) (, ,) (SINV (ADVP (RB here)) (VP (VBP come)) (NP (DT the) (NNS waterworks) (. .)) (ADVP (RB Here)) (VP (VBP come)) (NP (DT the) (NNS waterworks))))) (. !)))
Penny
I know . Next time I get pulled over for a speeding ticket, here come the waterworks . Here come the waterworks!
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
next
Next
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
pull
pulled
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
over
over
ADP
RP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
speed
speeding
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
ticket
ticket
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
ccomp
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
waterwork
waterworks
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
waterwork
waterworks
NOUN
NNS
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SINV (ADVP (RB Here)) (VP (VB come)) (NP (DT the) (NNS waterworks)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Here come the waterworks.
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
waterwork
waterworks
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB ask))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Aren't you gonna ask?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
ask
ask
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBZ is) (NP (DT this)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ first) (NN day))) (. ?)))
Penny
What is this, my first day?
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
reparandum
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
first
first
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
day
day
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
Boy, do I have to urinate. If only there were a solution to that. Seriously . I feel like I've got a fish tank in my pelvis. So go to the bathroom. I can't. Why not? Because I'm trying to decide between getting an Xbox One or a PS4 . Oh, " pee . " Why'd I say that? Forgive me for asking a stupid question, but why are you being stupid? I'm not being stupid . I'm employing the work of Dutch researcher, Mirjam Tuk, who found that people with full bladders make better decisions. Why did I pee before I decided to move in here? Hi. Oh, how'd the audition go? I killed it . I was even able to cry real tears right on the spot. Oh, that's great. I know . Next time I get pulled over for a speeding ticket, here come the waterworks . Here come the waterworks! Here come the waterworks. Aren't you gonna ask? What is this, my first day?