(ROOT (S (NP (DT This)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ,) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (S (NP (JJ interesting) (NNS boys) (CC and) (NNS girls)) (. .) (SBAR (IN After) (S (NP (DT an) (NN owl)) (VP (VBZ eats)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ spits) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (NP (NN part)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN meal)))) (, ,) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB digest) (, ,) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN form)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT a) (NN pellet) (. .))))) (SQ (VBZ Is) (, -) (RB Isn't) (NP (DT that)) (NP (DT a) (NN hoot)) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB be) (ADVP (RB right) (RB back)) (SBAR (IN after) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBP fire) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS writers) (. .) (UH Oh))) (, ,) (VP (VB shut) (PRT (RP up))))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Professor Proton
This, uh, this is something interesting boys and girls . After an owl eats, he spits up part of his meal, that he can't digest, in the form of a pellet . Is - Isn't that a hoot? We'll be right back after I fire my writers . Oh, shut up.
reparandum
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
interesting
interesting
ADJ
JJ
dislocated
Number=Plur
boy
boys
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Plur
girl
girls
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
after
After
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
owl
owl
NOUN
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
eat
eats
VERB
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
spit
spits
VERB
VBZ
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
obj
Number=Sing
part
part
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
meal
meal
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
digest
digest
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
form
form
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
pellet
pellet
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
advmod
isn't
Isn't
PART
RB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
hoot
hoot
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
mark
after
after
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
fire
fire
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
writer
writers
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
shut
shut
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBG Watching) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ old) (NN friend))) (. ?)))
Amy
Watching your old friend?
root
VerbForm=Ger
watch
Watching
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
old
old
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH Hmm) (. .) (UH Yes) (. .)) (S (VP (VB Look) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP him))))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Amy) (. .)) (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PDT such) (DT a) (NN shame) (. .) (VP (VBD Struck) (PRT (RP down)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN prime)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN life)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Hmm . Yes . Look at him, Amy . It's such a shame . Struck down in the prime of my life.
discourse
hmm
Hmm
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det:predet
such
such
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
shame
shame
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
strick
Struck
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
prime
prime
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB want) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN funeral))) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP you))))))) (. ?)))
Amy
Do you want me to go to the funeral with you?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
funeral
funeral
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (VP (VBG going) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN funeral))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, I'm not going to the funeral.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
funeral
funeral
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (RB not) (. ?)))
Amy
Why not?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
root
not
not
PART
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PDT All) (DT those) (NNS people)) (VP (VBG blowing) (NP (PRP$ their) (NNS noses)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB tell) (NP (DT the) (JJ sick)) (PP (IN from) (NP (DT the) (JJ sad) (. .) (UH Mm) (. .)))))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN at) (NP (NN home))) (VP (VP (VBG celebrating) (NP (NNP Star) (NNPS Wars) (NNP Day))) (, ,) (SBAR (IN as) (S (VP (VBN planned))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
All those people blowing their noses . You can't tell the sick from the sad . Mm . I'll be at home celebrating Star Wars Day, as planned.
det:predet
all
All
DET
PDT
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
those
DET
DT
root
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
acl
VerbForm=Ger
blow
blowing
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
their
their
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
nose
noses
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Degree=Pos
sick
sick
ADJ
JJ
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Degree=Pos
sad
sad
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
mm
Mm
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
parataxis
Number=Sing
home
home
NOUN
NN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
celebrate
celebrating
VERB
VBG
compound
Number=Sing
Star
Star
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Plur
War
Wars
PROPN
NNPS
obj
Number=Sing
Day
Day
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
plan
planned
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (VP (VB say) (NP (JJ good) (HYPH -) (NN bye))))))))))) (. ?)))
Amy
Are you sure you don't want to go say good - bye?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obj
Number=Sing
bye
bye
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Amy)) (, ,) (S (VP (VBG mourning) (NP (DT the) (JJ inevitable)))) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ complete) (NN waste)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN time))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Amy, mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time.
vocative
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
csubj
VerbForm=Ger
mourn
mourning
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Degree=Pos
inevitable
inevitable
ADJ
JJ
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
complete
complete
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
waste
waste
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (S (VP (VBG watching) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN bunch)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ goofy) (NN space) (NNS movies)))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN seen) (NP (NP (NNS hundreds)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS times))))))))))) (VP (VBZ is) (RB n't)) (. ?)))
Amy
And watching a bunch of goofy space movies you've seen hundreds of times isn't?
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
csubj
VerbForm=Ger
watch
watching
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
bunch
bunch
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
goofy
goofy
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Plur
movie
movies
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
see
seen
VERB
VBN
obl:tmod
Number=Plur
hundred
hundreds
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
time
times
NOUN
NNS
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD were) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (JJ physical) (NN relationship)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD lost) (NP (NN sex)) (NP (NN tonight))) (. .)))
Sheldon
If we were in a physical relationship, you just lost sex tonight.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
physical
physical
ADJ
JJ
advcl
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
lose
lost
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tonight
tonight
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
This, uh, this is something interesting boys and girls . After an owl eats, he spits up part of his meal, that he can't digest, in the form of a pellet . Is - Isn't that a hoot? We'll be right back after I fire my writers . Oh, shut up. Watching your old friend? Hmm . Yes . Look at him, Amy . It's such a shame . Struck down in the prime of my life. Do you want me to go to the funeral with you? Oh, I'm not going to the funeral. Why not? All those people blowing their noses . You can't tell the sick from the sad . Mm . I'll be at home celebrating Star Wars Day, as planned. Are you sure you don't want to go say good - bye? Amy, mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time. And watching a bunch of goofy space movies you've seen hundreds of times isn't? If we were in a physical relationship, you just lost sex tonight.