(ROOT (S (PP (IN On) (NP (JJ second) (NN thought))) (, ,) (S (NP (NN gum)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (NP (NN perfection))))) (. .) (S (NP (NNP Gum)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (NP (NN perfection) (. .))))) (VP (MD Could) (VP (VB 've) (VP (VBN said) (, ,) (SBAR (`` ") (S (NP (NNP Gum)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ nice))))) (. .) ('' ") (`` ") (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN stick))))) (. .) ('' ") (CC But) (, ,) (S (INTJ (UH no) (. .)) (PP (IN For) (NP (PRP me))) (, ,) (NP (NN gum)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NN perfection)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP loathe) (NP (PRP myself)))))))) (. !)))
Chandler Bing
On second thought, gum would be perfection . Gum would be perfection . Could've said, " Gum would be nice . " " I'll have a stick . " But, no . For me, gum is perfection . I loathe myself!
case
on
On
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
second
second
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
thought
thought
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
gum
gum
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Number=Sing
perfection
perfection
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Gum
Gum
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Number=Sing
perfection
perfection
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
Could
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
've
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
say
said
VERB
VBN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Number=Sing
Gum
Gum
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
stick
stick
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
for
For
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
gum
gum
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
conj
Number=Sing
perfection
perfection
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
loathe
loathe
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
myself
myself
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
On second thought, gum would be perfection . Gum would be perfection . Could've said, " Gum would be nice . " " I'll have a stick . " But, no . For me, gum is perfection . I loathe myself!