(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (. !) (NP (NNP Leonard) (. .)) (VP (VB Wake) (PRT (RP up))) (. .)))
Priya
Oh! Leonard . Wake up.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wake
Wake
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Sorry)) (. .)))
Leonard
Sorry.
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
Sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (PP (IN For) (NP (WP what)) (. ?)))
Priya
For what?
case
for
For
ADP
IN
root
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN bed))) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (NN girl)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (: just--) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ my) (NML (S (VP (NN go) (HYPH -) (PP (IN to)))) (VP (NN response)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
When I'm in bed with a girl, it's just-- it's my go - to response.
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
advcl
Number=Sing
bed
bed
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
reparandum
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
punct
just--
just--
PUNCT
:
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
go
go
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
acl
to
to
ADP
IN
root
Number=Sing
response
response
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (CD 6:00) (. .)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (ADVP (RB back) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNP Raj) (POS 's)))) (SBAR (IN before) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ wakes) (PRT (RP up))))))))) (CC and) (VP (VBZ realizes) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ gone)))))))))) (. .)))
Priya
It's 6:00 . I have to get back to Raj's before he wakes up and realizes I'm gone.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
6:00
6:00
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Raj
Raj
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
mark
before
before
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wake
wakes
VERB
VBZ
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
realize
realizes
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Degree=Pos
gone
gone
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (LST (UH Oh) (. .)) (UH Right) (. .) (UH Sure) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP wish) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB stay) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP L.A.))) (ADVP (NP (DT a) (NN while)) (RBR longer))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Oh . Right . Sure . I wish you could stay in L.A. a while longer.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
right
Right
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
sure
Sure
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wish
wish
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
stay
stay
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
L.A.
L.A.
PROPN
NNP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
while
while
NOUN
NN
advmod
Degree=Cmp
long
longer
ADV
RBR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Mmm)) (, ,) (NP (PRP me)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB too)) (. .)))
Priya
Mmm, me, too.
discourse
mmm
Mmm
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG thinking)))) (: :) (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (DT some) (JJ great) (NN research) (NNS facilities)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP India)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
You know, I was thinking: There are some great research facilities in India.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
think
thinking
VERB
VBG
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
VERB
VBP
det
some
some
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
research
research
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
facility
facilities
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
India
India
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Where)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG going) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT this))))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (. ?)))
Priya
Where are you going with this, Leonard?
advmod
PronType=Int
where
Where
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG saying) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,)) (SBAR (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT any) (JJ real) (NNS ties)) (ADVP (RB here)))))) (, ,) (SBAR (RB so) (S (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD were) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB move) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNP New) (NNP Delhi))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD could) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know--) (VP (VB go) (PRT (RP out)))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Well, I'm just saying, you know, I don't have any real ties here, so if I were to move to New Delhi, we could, you know-- go out.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
say
saying
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
any
any
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
tie
ties
NOUN
NNS
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
move
move
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
New
New
ADJ
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
Delhi
Delhi
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
reparandum
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know--
know--
VERB
VBP
parataxis
VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (SQ (VBD did) (RB n't) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT this) (NN conversation)) (ADVP (NP (CD five) (NNS years)) (RB ago)))) (. ?)))
Priya
Leonard, didn't we have this conversation five years ago?
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
conversation
conversation
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
five
five
NUM
CD
obl:npmod
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
advmod
ago
ago
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yes)) (, ,) (CC but) (, ...) (S (NP (NNS things)) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN changed)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJR older)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADVP (RB older--)) (VP (VB Look)))) (, ,) (NP (ADJP (DT no) (JJR more)) (NN superhero) (NN bed) (NNS sheets)) (. .)))
Leonard
Well, yes, but...things have changed . You know, you're older, I'm older-- Look, no more superhero bed sheets.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yes
yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
change
changed
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Cmp
old
older
ADJ
JJR
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
older--
older--
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
no
no
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
compound
Number=Sing
superhero
superhero
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
bed
bed
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Plur
sheet
sheets
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NN Sweetheart)) (, ,) (SBAR (ADVP (RB just)) (IN because) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NN fun)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP come) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN town))))))))) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB mean) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (JJ serious) (NN relationship)))))))))) (. .)))
Priya
Sweetheart, just because we have fun when I come to town doesn't mean I want to have a serious relationship.
vocative
Number=Sing
sweetheart
Sweetheart
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
fun
fun
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VBP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
town
town
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
serious
serious
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't)) (. ?)))
Leonard
It doesn't?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
VERB
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (UH Mm) (HYPH -) (UH mm) (. .)) (CC And) (ADVP (RB besides)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VB bring) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ white) (NN boy)) (RB home)) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS parents))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN cow))))) (. .) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT Which)) (S (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RB much) (JJR bigger)) (NN deal)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP India)))))) (. .)))
Priya
Mm - mm . And besides, I could never bring a white boy home to my parents . They'd have a cow . Which is a much bigger deal in India.
discourse
mm
Mm
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
discourse
mm
mm
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
advmod
besides
besides
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
bring
bring
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
white
white
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
boy
boy
NOUN
NN
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Plur
parent
parents
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
cow
cow
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
Which
PRON
WDT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
much
much
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Cmp
big
bigger
ADJ
JJR
acl:relcl
Number=Sing
deal
deal
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
India
India
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADJP (RB that) (JJ white)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NML (JJ great) (HYPH -) (JJ great) (HYPH -) (NN grandmother))) (VP (VBD was) (NP (PDT half) (NNP Cherokee) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ right) (NN kind)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ Indian))))))))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NN something)))) (. .)))
Leonard
I'm not that white . My great - great - grandmother was half Cherokee . I know that's not the right kind of Indian, but it is something.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
that
that
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
white
white
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nsubj
Number=Sing
grandmother
grandmother
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det:predet
NumType=Frac|PronType=Neg
half
half
DET
PDT
parataxis
Number=Sing
Cherokee
Cherokee
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Degree=Pos
Indian
Indian
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
conj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ funny))) (. .)))
Priya
You're funny.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
funny
funny
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NFP _) (NNP Leonard) (. .) (NFP _) (NNP Leonard) (. .) (NFP _) (NNP Leonard) (. .)))
Sheldon
_ Leonard . _ Leonard . _ Leonard.
punct
_
_
PUNCT
NFP
root
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
_
_
PUNCT
NFP
list
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
_
_
PUNCT
NFP
list
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Leonard
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD heard) (S (NP (DT a) (NN woman)) (VP (VBG laughing)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I heard a woman laughing.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
hear
heard
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
laugh
laughing
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG trying) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB see) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB laugh) (PP (IN as) (NP (DT a) (NN woman)))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Oh, uh, yeah . I was trying to see if I could laugh as a woman.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
try
trying
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
laugh
laugh
VERB
VB
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (. !) (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (JJ good) (NN job)) (. .) (ADJP (RB Quite) (JJ convincing)) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP smell) (NP (NN perfume)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh! Well, good job . Quite convincing . I smell perfume.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
job
job
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
quite
Quite
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
convincing
convincing
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
smell
smell
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
perfume
perfume
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN Air) (NN freshener) (. .)))
Leonard
Air freshener.
compound
Number=Sing
air
Air
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
freshener
freshener
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (CC And) (VBZ is) (NP (DT that)) (NP (NP (NN lipstick)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN cheek) (CC and) (NN neck)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
And is that lipstick on your cheek and neck?
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
lipstick
lipstick
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
cheek
cheek
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
neck
neck
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (VB Rash) (. .))) (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (JJ bad) (NN rash))) (. .)))
Leonard
Rash . That's a bad rash.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
rash
Rash
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
bad
bad
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
rash
rash
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NNS sympathies) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (NP (DT no) (NN stranger)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (NN crimson) (NN scourge)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NN dermatitis)))))) (. .) (SQ (MD Can) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB interest) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ topical) (NN steroid)) (PP (IN from) (NP (PRP$ my) (NML (NML (NN lotion)) (CC and) (NML (JJ unguent) (NN collection))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
My sympathies . I'm no stranger to the crimson scourge that is dermatitis . Can I interest you in a topical steroid from my lotion and unguent collection?
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
dislocated
Number=Plur
sympathy
sympathies
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
no
no
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
stranger
stranger
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
crimson
crimson
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
scourge
scourge
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Number=Sing
dermatitis
dermatitis
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
interest
interest
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
topical
topical
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
steroid
steroid
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
lotion
lotion
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
amod
Degree=Pos
unguent
unguent
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
collection
collection
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Uh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ sounds) (ADJP (JJ great))) (. .)))
Leonard
Uh, yeah, yeah, that sounds great.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
sounds
VERB
VBZ
xcomp
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Very) (RB well)) (. .) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB find) (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (MD will) (VP (VB help) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB ditch) (NP (DT that) (NN itch))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Very well . I'm sure I can find something that will help you ditch that itch.
advmod
very
Very
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
help
help
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
ditch
ditch
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
itch
itch
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN bathroom))) (. .) (S (VP (VB Let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB go)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Okay, he's in the bathroom . Let's go.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
bathroom
bathroom
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
Let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB prefer) (NP (NP (NN ointment) (CC or) (NN cream)) (. ?) (NP (NN Cream)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Do you prefer ointment or cream? Cream.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
prefer
prefer
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
ointment
ointment
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
cream
cream
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Sing
Cream
Cream
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Uh) (, ,) (NN cream) (. .)))
Leonard
Uh, cream.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
cream
cream
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (PP (IN With) (CC or) (IN without) (NP (DT a) (VBG numbing) (NN agent))) (. ?) (NP (IN Without)) (. .)))
Sheldon
With or without a numbing agent? Without.
case
with
With
ADP
IN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
without
without
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
VerbForm=Ger
numb
numbing
VERB
VBG
root
Number=Sing
agent
agent
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nmod
without
Without
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (PP (IN Without) (. .)))
Leonard
Without.
root
without
Without
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Really)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (. ?) (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (DT no) (NNS heroes)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ comes) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN dermatitis))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Really, Leonard? There are no heroes when it comes to dermatitis.
advmod
really
Really
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
VERB
VBP
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
hero
heroes
NOUN
NNS
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
comes
VERB
VBZ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
dermatitis
dermatitis
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Fine) (. .) (IN With) (. .)))
Leonard
Fine . With.
root
Degree=Pos
Fine
Fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obl
with
With
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NML (NML (NN Prescription)) (CC or) (NML (NN non) (HYPH -) (NN prescription))) (NN strength) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Prescription or non - prescription strength?
root
Number=Sing
prescription
Prescription
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
nonrespect
non
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
prescription
prescription
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
strength
strength
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Use) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJS best) (NN judgment))) (. .)))
Leonard
Use your best judgment.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
use
Use
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Sup
good
best
ADJ
JJS
obj
Number=Sing
judgment
judgment
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (JJ nice) (CD 2009) (NNP AnaMantle) (NN HC)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB usually)) (VP (VBN indicated) (PP (IN for) (NP (ADJP (RB acutely) (JJ inflamed)) (NNS hemorrhoids)))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RB also)) (VP (VBZ goes) (ADVP (RB nicely)) (PP (IN with) (NP (ADJP (AFX non) (HYPH -) (JJ mucosal)) (NN body) (NNS parts)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, I think I have a nice 2009 AnaMantle HC . It's usually indicated for acutely inflamed hemorrhoids, but it also goes nicely with non - mucosal body parts.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
compound
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
2009
2009
NUM
CD
compound
Number=Sing
AnaMantle
AnaMantle
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
hc
HC
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
usually
usually
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
indicate
indicated
VERB
VBN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
advmod
acutely
acutely
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
inflamed
inflamed
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
hemorrhoid
hemorrhoids
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
also
also
ADV
RB
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
goes
VERB
VBZ
advmod
nicely
nicely
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
advmod
non
non
ADV
AFX
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Pos
mucosal
mucosal
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
body
body
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
part
parts
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBZ Sounds) (ADJP (JJ great))) (. .)))
Leonard
Sounds great.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
Sounds
VERB
VBZ
xcomp
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (JJ Excellent) (NN choice) (. .)))
Sheldon
Excellent choice.
amod
Degree=Pos
excellent
Excellent
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
choice
choice
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADVP (RB Right)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH right)) (, ,) (ADJP (UH alright)) (. .)))
Leonard
Right, right, alright.
discourse
right
Right
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
right
right
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
alright
alright
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNP Priya) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Priya?
root
Number=Sing
Priya
Priya
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (JJ Good) (NN morning)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (. .)))
Priya
Good morning, Sheldon.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
morning
morning
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN For) (NP (NN shame))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN shame))) (. .) (CC And) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB think)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ ready) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB waste) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ last)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ good) (NN hemorrhoid) (NN cream)))) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP you)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
For shame, Leonard, for shame . And to think, I was ready to waste the last of my good hemorrhoid cream on you.
case
for
For
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
shame
shame
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
shame
shame
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Degree=Pos
ready
ready
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
waste
waste
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
hemorrhoid
hemorrhoid
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
cream
cream
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Oh! Leonard . Wake up. Sorry. For what? When I'm in bed with a girl, it's just-- it's my go - to response. It's 6:00 . I have to get back to Raj's before he wakes up and realizes I'm gone. Oh . Right . Sure . I wish you could stay in L.A. a while longer. Mmm, me, too. You know, I was thinking: There are some great research facilities in India. Where are you going with this, Leonard? Well, I'm just saying, you know, I don't have any real ties here, so if I were to move to New Delhi, we could, you know-- go out. Leonard, didn't we have this conversation five years ago? Well, yes, but...things have changed . You know, you're older, I'm older-- Look, no more superhero bed sheets. Sweetheart, just because we have fun when I come to town doesn't mean I want to have a serious relationship. It doesn't? Mm - mm . And besides, I could never bring a white boy home to my parents . They'd have a cow . Which is a much bigger deal in India. I'm not that white . My great - great - grandmother was half Cherokee . I know that's not the right kind of Indian, but it is something. You're funny. _ Leonard . _ Leonard . _ Leonard. What? I heard a woman laughing. Oh, uh, yeah . I was trying to see if I could laugh as a woman. Oh! Well, good job . Quite convincing . I smell perfume. Air freshener. And is that lipstick on your cheek and neck? Rash . That's a bad rash. My sympathies . I'm no stranger to the crimson scourge that is dermatitis . Can I interest you in a topical steroid from my lotion and unguent collection? Uh, yeah, yeah, that sounds great. Very well . I'm sure I can find something that will help you ditch that itch. Okay, he's in the bathroom . Let's go. Do you prefer ointment or cream? Cream. Uh, cream. With or without a numbing agent? Without. Without. Really, Leonard? There are no heroes when it comes to dermatitis. Fine . With. Prescription or non - prescription strength? Use your best judgment. Well, I think I have a nice 2009 AnaMantle HC . It's usually indicated for acutely inflamed hemorrhoids, but it also goes nicely with non - mucosal body parts. Sounds great. Excellent choice. Right, right, alright. Priya? Good morning, Sheldon. For shame, Leonard, for shame . And to think, I was ready to waste the last of my good hemorrhoid cream on you.