(ROOT (NP (NP (NN Thanks)) (PP (IN for) (S (VP (VBG letting) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB stay) (ADVP (RB here)) (SBAR (IN while) (NP (NP (NNP Leonard) (NNP Skypes)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN girlfriend)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Thanks for letting me stay here while Leonard Skypes with his girlfriend.
root
Number=Sing
thanks
Thanks
NOUN
NN
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
let
letting
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
stay
stay
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
case
while
while
SCONJ
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Skype
Skypes
PROPN
NNP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT no) (NN problem)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB actually)) (ADVP (NN kind) (IN of)) (ADJP (JJ nice)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBG reading))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (NN reading))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP 're) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT an) (JJ old) (VBN married) (NN couple))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, it's no problem . It's actually kind of nice . You reading, me reading . We're like an old married couple.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
no
no
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
advmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
parataxis
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Ger
read
reading
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
obj
Number=Sing
reading
reading
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
old
old
ADJ
JJ
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
marry
married
VERB
VBN
parataxis
Number=Sing
couple
couple
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD were) (NP (DT an) (JJ old) (JJ married) (NN couple))))) (NP (DT the) (NN wife)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB serve) (NP (JJ iced) (NN tea) (CC and) (NNS snickerdoodles)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
If we were an old married couple the wife would serve iced tea and snickerdoodles.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
old
old
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
married
married
ADJ
JJ
advcl
Number=Sing
couple
couple
NOUN
NN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
wife
wife
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
serve
serve
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
iced
iced
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Plur
snickerdoodle
snickerdoodles
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (NN iced) (NN tea) (CC and) (NNS snickerdoodles)))) (. .)))
Penny
I don't have iced tea and snickerdoodles.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
compound
Number=Sing
iced
iced
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Plur
snickerdoodle
snickerdoodles
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT A) (JJ good) (NN wife)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN store))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
A good wife would go to the store.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
wife
wife
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
store
store
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (NP (DT a) (NN divorce))) (. .)))
Penny
I want a divorce.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
divorce
divorce
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (JJ Good) (. .) (PP (IN On) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN way)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB see) (NP (DT the) (NN lawyer)))))))) (, ,) (VP (VB pick) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (DT some) (NN tea) (CC and) (NNS cookies))) (PRN (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD must) (VP (VB say)))) (, ,)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am) (VP (VBG enjoying) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ new) (NN chair)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Good . On the way to see the lawyer, pick up some tea and cookies . I must say, I am enjoying your new chair.
root
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
on
On
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
lawyer
lawyer
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
pick
pick
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
det
some
some
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Plur
cookie
cookies
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
must
must
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
enjoy
enjoying
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
chair
chair
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ great)))) (, ,) (SQ (VBZ is) (RB n't) (NP (PRP it))) (. ?)))
Penny
Oh, it's great, isn't it?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VP (VBZ Aligns) (NP (DT the) (NN lumbar))) (, ,) (VP (VBZ cradles) (NP (DT the) (NN coccyx))) (, ,) (VP (VBZ balances) (NP (DT the) (NNS buttocks))) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN chair)) (ADJP (JJ worthy) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN name) (. .) (NNP Chair))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Aligns the lumbar, cradles the coccyx, balances the buttocks . This is a chair worthy of the name . Chair.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
align
Aligns
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
lumbar
lumbar
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
cradle
cradles
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
coccyx
coccyx
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
balance
balances
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
buttock
buttocks
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
chair
chair
NOUN
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
worthy
worthy
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
name
name
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Sing
Chair
Chair
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WDT What) (NN name) (. ?)))
Penny
What name?
det
PronType=Int
what
What
DET
WDT
root
Number=Sing
name
name
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNP Chair) (. .)))
Sheldon
Chair.
root
Number=Sing
Chair
Chair
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (DT all) (UH right)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ glad) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP like) (NP (PRP it))))))) (. .) (PRN (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB get) (PP (IN over) (NP (DT the) (NN fact) (SBAR (S (NP (NN someone)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD threw) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RB away)))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, all right, well, I'm glad you like it . I mean, I still can't get over the fact someone just threw it away.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
reparandum
all
all
DET
DT
discourse
right
right
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
glad
glad
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
like
like
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
case
over
over
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
fact
fact
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
throw
threw
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
away
away
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (WP What) (. ?) (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG sitting) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN street))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD paid) (NP (DT a) (JJ homeless) (NN guy)) (NP (CD ten) (NNS bucks)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB help) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP up)) (ADVP (RB here))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
What? Yeah, it was just sitting on the street . I paid a homeless guy ten bucks to help me get it up here.
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
sit
sitting
VERB
VBG
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
street
street
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
pay
paid
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
homeless
homeless
ADJ
JJ
iobj
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
ten
ten
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Plur
buck
bucks
NOUN
NNS
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
help
help
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (JJ dear) (. .) (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (JJ dear) (. .) (UH Oh)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ dear)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, dear . Oh, dear . Oh, dear.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Pos
dear
dear
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
reparandum
Degree=Pos
dear
dear
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Degree=Pos
dear
dear
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (SQ (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ wrong)))) (. ?)))
Penny
What is wrong?
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
wrong
wrong
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG sitting) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN garbage)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I've been sitting in garbage.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
sit
sitting
VERB
VBG
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
garbage
garbage
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (VP (VB take) (NP (PRP it)) (ADJP (JJ easy))) (. .)))
Penny
Sheldon, take it easy.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Degree=Pos
easy
easy
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP take) (NP (PRP it)) (S (ADJP (JJ easy))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB use) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN shower))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You take it easy . I need to use your shower.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
take
take
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Degree=Pos
easy
easy
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
use
use
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
shower
shower
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD went) (PP (IN into) (NP (DT this) (NN marriage))) (PP (IN with) (NP (ADJP (RB so) (JJ much)) (NN hope)))) (. .)))
Penny
I went into this marriage with so much hope.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
go
went
VERB
VBD
case
into
into
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
marriage
marriage
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
much
much
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
hope
hope
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ wet) (NN Band) (HYPH -) (NNP Aid)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN shower) (NN floor))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
There's a wet Band - Aid on the shower floor.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
wet
wet
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
Band
Band
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nsubj
Number=Sing
Aid
Aid
PROPN
NNP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
shower
shower
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
floor
floor
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Thanks for letting me stay here while Leonard Skypes with his girlfriend. Oh, it's no problem . It's actually kind of nice . You reading, me reading . We're like an old married couple. If we were an old married couple the wife would serve iced tea and snickerdoodles. I don't have iced tea and snickerdoodles. A good wife would go to the store. I want a divorce. Good . On the way to see the lawyer, pick up some tea and cookies . I must say, I am enjoying your new chair. Oh, it's great, isn't it? Aligns the lumbar, cradles the coccyx, balances the buttocks . This is a chair worthy of the name . Chair. What name? Chair. Oh, all right, well, I'm glad you like it . I mean, I still can't get over the fact someone just threw it away. What? What? Yeah, it was just sitting on the street . I paid a homeless guy ten bucks to help me get it up here. Oh, dear . Oh, dear . Oh, dear. What is wrong? I've been sitting in garbage. Sheldon, take it easy. You take it easy . I need to use your shower. I went into this marriage with so much hope. There's a wet Band - Aid on the shower floor.