(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Heh)) (, ,) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ fun)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBN used) (NP (DT a) (NML (JJ hydraulic) (NN thermoforming)) (NN press)) (ADVP (RB before))))) (. .)))
Raj
Heh, this is fun . I've never used a hydraulic thermoforming press before.
discourse
heh
Heh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
fun
fun
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
use
used
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
hydraulic
hydraulic
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
thermoforming
thermoforming
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
press
press
NOUN
NN
advmod
before
before
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (RB Pretty) (JJ sweet)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH huh)) (. ?) (NP (DT This) (JJ little) (NN baby)) (VP (VBD set) (NP (DT the) (NN university)) (PP (RB back) (NP (CD 175) (JJ grand)))) (. .)))
Howard
Pretty sweet, huh? This little baby set the university back 175 grand.
advmod
pretty
Pretty
ADV
RB
advcl
Degree=Pos
sweet
sweet
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
huh
huh
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
baby
baby
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
set
set
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
university
university
NOUN
NN
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
175
175
NUM
CD
xcomp
Degree=Pos
grand
grand
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (CD three) (NNS minutes)))) (. .) (SQ (MD Should) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VB see) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD got)))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
That's three minutes . Should we see what we got?
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
root
Number=Plur
minute
minutes
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
Should
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Hang) (PRT (RP on))) (. .)))
Howard
Hang on.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
hang
Hang
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (LST (NFP _) (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah) (. .)) (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (CD one) (ADJP (JJ good) (HYPH -) (VBG looking)) (NN panini))) (. .)))
Raj
_ Oh, yeah . This is one good - looking panini.
punct
_
_
PUNCT
NFP
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
VerbForm=Ger
look
looking
VERB
VBG
root
Number=Sing
panini
panini
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Hand) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (DT the) (NN tuna) (NN melt))) (. .)))
Howard
Hand me the tuna melt.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
hand
Hand
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
tuna
tuna
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
melt
melt
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yep) (. .)))
Leonard
Yep.
root
yep
Yep
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you))) (. .) (NFP _) (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBG going) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (NML (JJ long) (HYPH -) (NN distance)) (NN love) (NN affair))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Thank you . _ How's it going with the long - distance love affair?
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
_
_
PUNCT
NFP
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
distance
distance
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
love
love
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
affair
affair
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADJP (RB Not) (JJ easy)) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG making) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (NN work)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Not easy, but we're making it work.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
easy
easy
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
make
making
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NFP _) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP say) (S (`` ") (VP (VBG making) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VB work)))))))) (, ,) ('' ") (SQ (VBZ does) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VB include) (S (VP (VBG doing) (NP (DT the) (NN cyber) (JJ nasty)))))) (. ?)))
Howard
_ When you say " making it work, " does that include doing the cyber nasty?
punct
_
_
PUNCT
NFP
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VBP
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
ccomp
VerbForm=Ger
make
making
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
work
work
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
root
VerbForm=Inf
include
include
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
do
doing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
cyber
cyber
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Degree=Pos
nasty
nasty
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Leonard
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VP (VBP know)) (, ,) (S (NP (DT the) (JJ virtual) (NN pickle)) (VP (NN tickle))) (, ,) (INTJ (UH heh)) (. .) (NP (NP (DT The) (JJ digital)) (: :) (NP (`` ♪) (NML (NML (NN Bow) (HYPH -) (NN chicka)) (HYPH -) (NN bow)) (HYPH -) (NN bow)))) (. .) (NFP ♪)))
Howard
You know, the virtual pickle tickle, heh . The digital: ♪ Bow - chicka - bow - bow . ♪
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
virtual
virtual
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
pickle
pickle
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
tickle
tickle
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
heh
heh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
parataxis
Degree=Pos
digital
digital
ADJ
JJ
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
``
appos
Number=Sing
bow
Bow
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
chicka
chicka
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
bow
bow
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
bow
bow
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
♪
♪
SYM
NFP
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Dude)) (, ,) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN sister)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG talking) (PP (IN about)))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Dude, this is my sister you're talking about.
discourse
dude
Dude
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
sister
sister
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
talk
talking
VERB
VBG
obl
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (NP (NNP Leonard)) (VP (VBG jiggling) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN junk)) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP her))) (PP (IN through) (NP (DT a) (NN webcam))))) (VP (VBZ has) (VP (VBN got) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (ADJP (JJR easier)) (SBAR (IN for) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB deal) (PP (IN with)))))) (PP (IN than) (S (NP (PRP him)) (ADVP (RB actually)) (VP (VBG touching) (NP (PRP her)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP it)))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Hey, Leonard jiggling his junk at her through a webcam has got to be easier for you to deal with than him actually touching her with it.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
acl
VerbForm=Ger
jiggle
jiggling
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
junk
junk
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
case
through
through
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
webcam
webcam
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Degree=Cmp
easy
easier
ADJ
JJR
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
deal
deal
VERB
VB
obl
with
with
ADP
IN
mark
than
than
ADP
IN
nsubj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
touch
touching
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT no) (NN junk) (HYPH -) (NN jiggling)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBP talk))) (. .)))
Leonard
There's no junk - jiggling . We just talk.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
no
no
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
junk
junk
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nsubj
Number=Sing
jiggling
jiggling
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
talk
talk
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (JJ insane)) (. ?) (PP (IN With) (NP (NML (JJ high) (HYPH -) (NN speed)) (NNP Internet))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS fingertips))) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJS greatest) (NN advancement)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN field)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN sex))))) (PP (IN since) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN invention)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN washcloth))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Are you insane? With high - speed Internet, you have at your fingertips the greatest advancement in the field of sex since the invention of the washcloth.
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Degree=Pos
insane
insane
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
case
with
With
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
high
high
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
speed
speed
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
Internet
Internet
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
case
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Plur
fingertip
fingertips
NOUN
NNS
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
great
greatest
ADJ
JJS
obj
Number=Sing
advancement
advancement
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
field
field
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
case
since
since
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
invention
invention
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
washcloth
washcloth
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT that)))) (. .)))
Leonard
I can't do that.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB lose) (NP (NNP Priya)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT some) (JJ fancy) (NN guy)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN turban)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBD grew) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NML (NNP Kama) (NNP Sutra)) (NN coloring) (NNS books))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Well, if you don't, you're gonna lose Priya to some fancy guy in a turban who grew up with Kama Sutra coloring books.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
lose
lose
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Priya
Priya
PROPN
NNP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
some
some
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
fancy
fancy
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
turban
turban
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
grow
grew
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Kama
Kama
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
Sutra
Sutra
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
coloring
coloring
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
book
books
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (MD can) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ racist)))) (. ?)))
Raj
How can you be so racist?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
racist
racist
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (S (VP (VB come) (PRT (RP on)))) (, ,) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP me)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ wrong)))))) (. .)))
Howard
Oh, come on, tell me I'm wrong.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Degree=Pos
wrong
wrong
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ good)) (, ,) (NP (EX there)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP are)) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP need) (NP (PRP you)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB check) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN head)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN chair) (NN lice)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, Leonard, good, there you are . I need you to check my head for chair lice.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
check
check
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
chair
chair
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
lice
lice
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (NP (PRP it)) (NP (JJ last) (NN night)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (VP (VBG doing) (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RB again))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I did it last night, I'm not doing it again.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
amod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (RB Just) (PRP$ his) (NN head)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ right)) (. ?)))
Howard
Just his head, right?
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB catch) (NP (NNS bugs)) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (NNP Penny) (POS 's)) (NN chair)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I don't want to talk about it . You didn't catch bugs from Penny's chair.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
catch
catch
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
bug
bugs
NOUN
NNS
case
from
from
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
obl
Number=Sing
chair
chair
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did)) (. .) (CC And) (S (ADVP (RB now)) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG cavorting) (PP (IN at) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN base)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN hair) (NNS follicles)) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (NN dancing) (NNS hippies)) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT the) (NNP Redwood) (NNP National) (NNP Forest)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yes, I did . And now they're cavorting at the base of my hair follicles like dancing hippies at the Redwood National Forest.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
cavort
cavorting
VERB
VBG
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
base
base
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
hair
hair
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Plur
follicle
follicles
NOUN
NNS
case
like
like
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
dancing
dancing
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Plur
hippie
hippies
NOUN
NNS
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
redwood
Redwood
PROPN
NNP
amod
Degree=Pos
National
National
ADJ
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
Forest
Forest
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (NP (DT this)) (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NN time)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VP (VBP fixate) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT some) (JJ crazy) (NN idea)))) (CC and) (ADVP (RB then)) (VP (VBP blow) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (ADVP (RB way)) (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN proportion))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Sheldon, you do this all the time . You fixate on some crazy idea and then blow it way out of proportion.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
fixate
fixate
VERB
VBP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
some
some
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
crazy
crazy
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
blow
blow
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
way
way
ADV
RB
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
proportion
proportion
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (NN Name) (NP (NP (CD one) (NN time)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VBN done) (NP (DT that)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Name one time I've ever done that.
root
Number=Sing
name
Name
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
appos
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
do
done
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (WHADVP (WRB How) (IN about)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP put) (NP (NN GPS) (NNS trackers)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN garbage))) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (VP (VBN convinced) (SBAR (S (NP (ADJP (NNP North) (JJ Korean)) (NNS spies)) (VP (VBD were) (VP (VBG stealing) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS doodles))))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (DT The) (NN chicken) (NNS nuggets)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (ADJP (JJ sure)))))) (VP (VBD were) (NP (JJ human) (NNS nuggets)))) (. .) (NP (NP (NP (DT The) (ADJP (RB strangely) (HYPH -) (VBN shaped)) (NN cloud)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG following) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN around) (NP (NN town)))))))) (. .) (NP (NP (DT The) (NN time)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VP (VBD put) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN shirt)))) (CC and) (VP (VBD were) (ADJP (JJ convinced) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD 'd) (VP (VBN started) (S (VP (VBG growing) (ADVP (RB again))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
How about when you put GPS trackers in your garbage because you were convinced North Korean spies were stealing your doodles . The chicken nuggets you were sure were human nuggets . The strangely - shaped cloud that was following you around town . The time you put on my shirt and were convinced you'd started growing again.
root
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
put
put
VERB
VBP
compound
Number=Sing
GPS
GPS
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
tracker
trackers
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
garbage
garbage
NOUN
NN
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
convince
convinced
VERB
VBN
compound
Number=Sing
North
North
PROPN
NNP
amod
Degree=Pos
Korean
Korean
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Plur
spy
spies
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
steal
stealing
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
doodle
doodles
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
chicken
chicken
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
nugget
nuggets
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
acl:relcl
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
amod
Degree=Pos
human
human
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Plur
nugget
nuggets
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
advmod
strangely
strangely
ADV
RB
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
shape
shaped
VERB
VBN
parataxis
Number=Sing
cloud
cloud
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
follow
following
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
around
around
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
town
town
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nmod:npmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
put
put
VERB
VBD
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
shirt
shirt
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
conj
Degree=Pos
convinced
convinced
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
VBD
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
start
started
VERB
VBN
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
grow
growing
VERB
VBG
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD said) (SBAR (S (NP (NN name) (CD one) (. .)) (NP (PRP You)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB work) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN listening) (NNS skills)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I said name one . You really need to work on your listening skills.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
name
name
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
work
work
VERB
VB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
listening
listening
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
skill
skills
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Heh, this is fun . I've never used a hydraulic thermoforming press before. Pretty sweet, huh? This little baby set the university back 175 grand. That's three minutes . Should we see what we got? Hang on. _ Oh, yeah . This is one good - looking panini. Hand me the tuna melt. Yep. Thank you . _ How's it going with the long - distance love affair? Not easy, but we're making it work. _ When you say " making it work, " does that include doing the cyber nasty? What? You know, the virtual pickle tickle, heh . The digital: ♪ Bow - chicka - bow - bow . ♪ Dude, this is my sister you're talking about. Hey, Leonard jiggling his junk at her through a webcam has got to be easier for you to deal with than him actually touching her with it. There's no junk - jiggling . We just talk. Are you insane? With high - speed Internet, you have at your fingertips the greatest advancement in the field of sex since the invention of the washcloth. I can't do that. Well, if you don't, you're gonna lose Priya to some fancy guy in a turban who grew up with Kama Sutra coloring books. How can you be so racist? Oh, come on, tell me I'm wrong. Oh, Leonard, good, there you are . I need you to check my head for chair lice. I did it last night, I'm not doing it again. Just his head, right? I don't want to talk about it . You didn't catch bugs from Penny's chair. Yes, I did . And now they're cavorting at the base of my hair follicles like dancing hippies at the Redwood National Forest. Sheldon, you do this all the time . You fixate on some crazy idea and then blow it way out of proportion. Name one time I've ever done that. How about when you put GPS trackers in your garbage because you were convinced North Korean spies were stealing your doodles . The chicken nuggets you were sure were human nuggets . The strangely - shaped cloud that was following you around town . The time you put on my shirt and were convinced you'd started growing again. I said name one . You really need to work on your listening skills.