(ROOT (S (`` ") (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB die) (NP (DT this) (NN evening)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT no) (NN opportunity) ('' ") (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB communicate) (PP (IN with) (NP (NN anyone)))))))))))))) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RBS most)) (VP (VB regret) (S (RB not) (VP (VBG having) (VP (VBN told) (NP (NN someone))))))) (. ?) ('' ")))
Penny
" If you were to die this evening with no opportunity " to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? "
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
die
die
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
evening
evening
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
no
no
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
opportunity
opportunity
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
communicate
communicate
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anyone
anyone
PRON
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADV
RBS
root
VerbForm=Inf
regret
regret
VERB
VB
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
aux
VerbForm=Ger
have
having
AUX
VBG
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
tell
told
VERB
VBN
iobj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH So)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (NP (NN today)) (. ?) (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP suppose) (SBAR (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NN something)) (ADJP (JJ satisfying) (PP (IN about) (S (VP (VBG dying) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN birthday))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
So, it would be today? Well, I suppose there's something satisfying about dying on my birthday.
discourse
so
So
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
today
today
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
suppose
suppose
VERB
VBP
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
satisfy
satisfying
ADJ
JJ
mark
about
about
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
die
dying
VERB
VBG
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
birthday
birthday
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NN Today)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN birthday))) (. ?)))
Penny
Today's your birthday?
nsubj
Number=Sing
today
Today
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
birthday
birthday
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yes) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yes.
root
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VBN been) (NP (DT a) (NN secret)))) (. !) (S (NP (RB Not) (RB even) (NNP Amy)) (VP (VBZ knows))) (. !)))
Penny
Well, that's always been a secret! Not even Amy knows!
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
secret
secret
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
nsubj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
knows
VERB
VBZ
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB enjoy) (NP (NNS presents)))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN thought)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NP (NNS people)) (VP (VP (VBG jumping) (ADVP (RP out))) (CC and) (VP (VBG yelling) (NP (`` ") (NN Surprise))))) (. !) ('' ")))) (VP (VBZ fills) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (JJR more) (NN dread)) (PP (IN than) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS words)) (NP (`` ") (NP (NP (NNP George) (NNP Lucas)) (NP (NNP Director) (POS 's)) (NNP Cut))))))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Sheldon
Well, I don't enjoy presents . And the thought of people jumping out and yelling " Surprise! " fills me with more dread than the words " George Lucas Director's Cut . "
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
enjoy
enjoy
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
present
presents
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
thought
thought
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
acl
VerbForm=Ger
jump
jumping
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Ger
yell
yelling
VERB
VBG
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
obj
Number=Sing
surprise
Surprise
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
fill
fills
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
obl
Number=Sing
dread
dread
NOUN
NN
case
than
than
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Plur
word
words
NOUN
NNS
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
George
George
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Lucas
Lucas
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Director
Director
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
appos
Number=Sing
cut
Cut
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (SBARQ (ADVP (RB So)) (, ,) (WHADVP (WRB why)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB finally)) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP me)))) (. ?)))
Penny
So, why did you finally tell me?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
finally
finally
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (DT The) (NN point)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN experiment)))) (VP (VBZ is) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (RB completely) (JJ honest) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT each) (JJ other)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
The point of the experiment is to be completely honest with each other.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
experiment
experiment
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
completely
completely
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
honest
honest
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
ExtPos=PRON|PronType=Rcp
each
each
DET
DT
fixed
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (VP (VBP thank) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN for) (S (VP (VBG sharing) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP me))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD wo) (RB n't) (VP (VB tell) (NP (NN anyone))))) (. .)))
Penny
Well, thank you for sharing it with me . I won't tell anyone.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
share
sharing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
wo
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anyone
anyone
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Thank you.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ funny)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN pegged) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (NNP Pisces))))))) (. .)))
Penny
That is so funny . I never would have pegged you for a Pisces.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
funny
funny
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
peg
pegged
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
Pisces
Pisces
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG making) (S (NP (NP (PRP it))) (ADJP (JJ difficult)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB love) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB right) (RB now)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You're making it difficult to love you right now.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
make
making
VERB
VBG
expl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Degree=Pos
difficult
difficult
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
love
love
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
" If you were to die this evening with no opportunity " to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? " So, it would be today? Well, I suppose there's something satisfying about dying on my birthday. Today's your birthday? Yes. Well, that's always been a secret! Not even Amy knows! Well, I don't enjoy presents . And the thought of people jumping out and yelling " Surprise! " fills me with more dread than the words " George Lucas Director's Cut . " So, why did you finally tell me? The point of the experiment is to be completely honest with each other. Well, thank you for sharing it with me . I won't tell anyone. Thank you. That is so funny . I never would have pegged you for a Pisces. You're making it difficult to love you right now.