(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Emily)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB do))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Emily, what do you do?
vocative
Number=Sing
Emily
Emily
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN dermatology) (NN resident)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NNP Huntington) (NNP Hospital))))) (. .)))
Emily
I'm a dermatology resident at Huntington Hospital.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
dermatology
dermatology
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
resident
resident
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Huntington
Huntington
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
Hospital
Hospital
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ means))))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (NN Someone) (POS 's)) (NN skin)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ about) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (ADJP (JJR softer)) (PP (IN than) (ADVP (RB ever)))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
And you know what that means . Someone's skin's about to be softer than ever.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
means
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
Someone
PRON
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
nsubj
Number=Sing
skin
skin
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
about
about
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Degree=Cmp
softer
softer
ADJ
JJR
case
than
than
ADP
IN
obl
ever
ever
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG making) (S (NP (PRP me)) (ADJP (JJ crazy)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN from) (ADVP (RB somewhere)))))))) (. .)))
Emily
This is making me crazy . I know I know you from somewhere.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
make
making
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Degree=Pos
crazy
crazy
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
from
from
ADP
IN
obl
somewhere
somewhere
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP howard)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT an) (NN astronaut) (. .)) (SBAR (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD saw) (NP (PRP him))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Oh, uh, howard was an astronaut . Maybe that's where you saw him.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Howard
howard
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
astronaut
astronaut
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
see
saw
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Wow)) (. !) (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ amazing))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (SQ (VBD was) (NP (DT that)) (PP (UH like))))) (. ?)))
Emily
Wow! That's amazing . What was that like?
discourse
wow
Wow
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
amazing
amazing
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
discourse
like
like
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (DT the) (ADJP (RBS most) (JJ incredible)) (NN experience)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN life) (. .))) (ADVP (RB Up) (RB there)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN space) (NN station)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're)) (. ...)))
Howard
It was the most incredible experience of my life . Up there in the space station, you're ...
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
advmod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADV
RBS
amod
Degree=Pos
incredible
incredible
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
experience
experience
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
up
Up
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
station
station
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
VERB
VBP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNP God)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP remember)) (. .)))
Emily
Oh, my God, I remember.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
ccomp
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
remember
remember
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Can) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB finish) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN astronaut) (NN story))) (. ?)))
Howard
Can I finish my astronaut story?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
finish
finish
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
astronaut
astronaut
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
story
story
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (NP (CD four) (NNS years)) (RB ago))) (. .)))
Emily
It was four years ago.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
four
four
NUM
CD
obl:npmod
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
root
ago
ago
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBD were) (VP (VBN set) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT a) (JJ blind) (NN date))))) (. .)))
Emily
We were set up on a blind date.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
set
set
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
blind
blind
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
date
date
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Please)) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB say) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .)))
Howard
Please don't say it.
discourse
please
Please
INTJ
UH
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD came) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN apartment)))) (. .)))
Emily
You came to my apartment.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
come
came
VERB
VBD
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
apartment
apartment
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG saying) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .)))
Howard
You're saying it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
say
saying
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VP (VBD happened))) (. ?)))
Raj
Well, what happened?
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
happen
happened
VERB
VBD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VP (VBD happened))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Yeah, what happened?
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
happen
happened
VERB
VBD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB say) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .) (NFP _) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN way)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB pick) (NP (PRP her)) (PRT (RP up)))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NN stomach)) (VP (VBD felt) (ADJP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (JJ funny)))) (. .) (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (ADVP (RB there))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD asked) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB use) (NP (PRP$ her) (NN bathroom)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Okay, I'll say it . _ I was on the way to pick her up . My stomach felt a little funny . When I got there, I asked if I could use her bathroom.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
_
_
SYM
NFP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
pick
pick
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
stomach
stomach
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
feel
felt
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
xcomp
Degree=Pos
funny
funny
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
ask
asked
VERB
VBD
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
use
use
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
bathroom
bathroom
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Please)) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB say) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Please don't say it.
discourse
please
Please
INTJ
UH
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (NP (CD One) (NN roll)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN toilet) (NN paper)))) (CC and) (ADVP (NP (CD 20) (NNS minutes)) (RBR later))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (RB so) (VBN humiliated))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBD snuck) (PRT (IN out)) (NP (DT the) (NN window))) (CC and) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBD saw) (NP (PRP her)) (ADVP (RB again))))) (. .)))
Howard
One roll of toilet paper and 20 minutes later, I was so humiliated, I snuck out the window and never saw her again.
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
One
NUM
CD
root
Number=Sing
roll
roll
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
toilet
toilet
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
paper
paper
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
20
20
NUM
CD
obl:tmod
Number=Plur
minute
minutes
NOUN
NNS
conj
Degree=Cmp
late
later
ADV
RBR
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
humiliate
humiliated
VERB
VBN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
sneak
snuck
VERB
VBD
case
out
out
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
window
window
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
see
saw
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (NP (SBAR (WHNP (WP what) (RB else)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBD saw) (ADVP (RB again))))) (: :) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN security) (NN deposit)))) (. .)))
Emily
You know what else I never saw again: my security deposit.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
advmod
Degree=Pos
else
else
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
see
saw
VERB
VBD
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
security
security
NOUN
NN
appos
Number=Sing
deposit
deposit
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD tried) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB unclog) (NP (PRP it))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN plunger))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (NN water)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG spilling) (PRT (RP out)) (ADVP (RB everywhere)))))) (. .)))
Howard
I tried to unclog it, but you didn't have a plunger, and water was spilling out everywhere.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
try
tried
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
unclig
unclog
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
plunger
plunger
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing
water
water
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
spill
spilling
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
advmod
everywhere
everywhere
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (JJ Right)) (, ,) (NP (RB just) (NN water)) (. .)))
Emily
Right, just water.
discourse
Degree=Pos
right
Right
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Number=Sing
water
water
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (S (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN felt) (ADJP (JJ terrible) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT this)))) (PP (IN for) (NP (NNS years)))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ glad) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT the) (NN opportunity) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP you)) (SBAR (WHADVP (RB just) (WRB how) (JJ sorry)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Look, I have felt terrible about this for years, and I'm glad I have the opportunity to tell you just how sorry I am.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
feel
felt
VERB
VBN
xcomp
Degree=Pos
terrible
terrible
ADJ
JJ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
conj
Degree=Pos
glad
glad
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
opportunity
opportunity
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ fine)))) (. .) (S (NP (PDT All) (PRP$ my) (NNS friends)) (VP (VBP love) (NP (DT this) (NN story)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP call) (NP (PRP you)) (S (NP (NNP Clogzilla))))) (. .)))
Emily
It's fine . All my friends love this story . They call you Clogzilla.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
fine
fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det:predet
all
All
DET
PDT
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
friend
friends
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
love
love
VERB
VBP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
story
story
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
call
call
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Number=Sing
Clogzilla
Clogzilla
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (IN Because) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD clogged) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (PRP$ her) (NN bathroom)) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT a) (JJ radioactive) (NN monster))))) (. !)))
Raj
Because you clogged up her bathroom like a radioactive monster!
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
clog
clogged
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
bathroom
bathroom
NOUN
NN
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
radioactive
radioactive
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
monster
monster
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP get) (NP (PRP it))) (. .)))
Howard
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNP Howie) (. .)))
Bernadette
Howie.
root
Number=Sing
Howie
Howie
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH hey)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (SBAR (IN like) (S (NP (NN cotton) (NN candy)) (VP (VBZ comes) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Well, hey, it's not like cotton candy comes out of you.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
hey
hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:outer
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
mark
like
like
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
cotton
cotton
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
candy
candy
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
comes
VERB
VBZ
case
out
out
ADP
IN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Emily, what do you do? I'm a dermatology resident at Huntington Hospital. And you know what that means . Someone's skin's about to be softer than ever. This is making me crazy . I know I know you from somewhere. Oh, uh, howard was an astronaut . Maybe that's where you saw him. Wow! That's amazing . What was that like? It was the most incredible experience of my life . Up there in the space station, you're ... Oh, my God, I remember. Can I finish my astronaut story? It was four years ago. We were set up on a blind date. Please don't say it. You came to my apartment. You're saying it. Well, what happened? Yeah, what happened? Okay, I'll say it . _ I was on the way to pick her up . My stomach felt a little funny . When I got there, I asked if I could use her bathroom. Please don't say it. One roll of toilet paper and 20 minutes later, I was so humiliated, I snuck out the window and never saw her again. You know what else I never saw again: my security deposit. I tried to unclog it, but you didn't have a plunger, and water was spilling out everywhere. Right, just water. Look, I have felt terrible about this for years, and I'm glad I have the opportunity to tell you just how sorry I am. It's fine . All my friends love this story . They call you Clogzilla. Because you clogged up her bathroom like a radioactive monster! Yeah, yeah, I get it. Howie. Well, hey, it's not like cotton candy comes out of you.