(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (DT a) (NN photon)) (VP (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBN directed) (PP (IN through) (NP (DT a) (NN plane))) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (CD two) (NNS slits)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP it))))))) (CC and) (VP (CC either)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBN observed)))))) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD will) (RB not) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN through) (NP (DT both) (. .))) (SBAR (IN If) (S (ADJP (JJ unobserved)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD will) (. .) (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN observed) (SBAR (IN after) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD left) (NP (DT the) (NN plane))))))))) (, ,) (SBAR (IN before) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ hits) (NP (PRP$ its) (NN target))))) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD will) (RB not) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN gone) (PP (IN through) (NP (DT both) (NNS slits)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
If a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either is observed it will not go through both . If unobserved, it will . If it's observed after it left the plane, before it hits its target...it will not have gone through both slits.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
photon
photon
NOUN
NN
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
direct
directed
VERB
VBN
case
through
through
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
plane
plane
NOUN
NN
mark
with
with
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
nsubj
Number=Plur
slit
slits
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
advcl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
either
either
CCONJ
CC
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
observe
observed
VERB
VBN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
through
through
ADP
IN
obl
both
both
DET
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
advcl
Degree=Pos
unobserved
unobserved
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
observe
observed
VERB
VBN
mark
after
after
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
leave
left
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
plane
plane
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
before
before
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
hit
hits
VERB
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
its
its
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
target
target
NOUN
NN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
go
gone
VERB
VBN
case
through
through
ADP
IN
det
both
both
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
slit
slits
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (VP (VBN Agreed) (. .) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (SQ (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN point))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Agreed . What's your point?
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
agree
Agreed
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT no) (NN point)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN idea)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (NN T) (HYPH -) (NN shirt)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
There's no point, I just think it's a good idea for a T - shirt.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
T
T
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nmod
Number=Sing
shirt
shirt
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Excuse) (NP (PRP me))) (. .)))
Leonard
Excuse me.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
excuse
Excuse
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Hang) (PRT (RP on))) (. .)))
Receptionist
Hang on.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
hang
Hang
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NP (CD One)) (ADVP (IN across))) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NNP Aegean)))) (, ,) (S (NP (CD eight) (RB down)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NNP Nabokov) (. .)))) (S (NP (NP (CD Twenty) (HYPH -) (CD six)) (IN across)) (VP (VBZ is) (S (NP (NP (NNP MCM) (. .) (CD Fourteen)) (ADVP (RB down))) (VP (VBZ is) (, ...) (VP (VB Move) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN finger) (. .) (NN phylum)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT which)) (S (VP (VBZ makes) (NP (CD 14)) (PP (IN across) (NP (NP (NNP Port) (HYPH -) (NNP Au) (HYPH -) (NNP Prince) (. .) (VB See)) (, ,) (NP (NP (NNP Papa) (NNP Doc) (POS 's)) (NN capital) (NN idea)) (, ,) (SBAR (NP (DT that)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NNP Port) (HYPH -) (NNP Au) (HYPH -) (NNP Prince) (. .) (NNP Haiti)))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
One across is Aegean, eight down is Nabokov . Twenty - six across is MCM . Fourteen down is...Move your finger . phylum, which makes 14 across Port - Au - Prince . See, Papa Doc's capital idea, that's Port - Au - Prince . Haiti.
nsubj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
One
NUM
CD
case
across
across
ADP
IN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Number=Sing
Aegean
Aegean
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
eight
eight
NUM
CD
advmod
down
down
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Number=Sing
Nabokov
Nabokov
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
compound
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
twenty
Twenty
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nsubj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
six
six
NUM
CD
nsubj
across
across
ADP
IN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Number=Sing
MCM
MCM
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
fourteen
Fourteen
NUM
CD
advmod
down
down
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
move
Move
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
finger
finger
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Sing
phylum
phylum
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
which
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
makes
VERB
VBZ
obj
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
14
14
NUM
CD
case
across
across
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Port
Port
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
Au
Au
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
Prince
Prince
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
see
See
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
Papa
Papa
PROPN
NNP
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Doc
Doc
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
compound
Number=Sing
capital
capital
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Number=Sing
Port
Port
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
Au
Au
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
conj
Number=Sing
Prince
Prince
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
appos
Number=Sing
Haiti
Haiti
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Can) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB help) (NP (PRP you))) (. ?)))
Receptionist
Can I help you?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
help
help
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (LST (UH Yes) (. .) (INTJ (UH Um)) (, ,) (SQ (VBZ is) (NP (DT this)) (NP (DT the) (NML (JJ high) (HYPH -) (NN IQ)) (NN sperm) (NN bank))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Yes . Um, is this the high - IQ sperm bank?
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
um
Um
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
high
high
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
IQ
IQ
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
sperm
sperm
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
bank
bank
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB ask))))))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB maybe)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD should) (RB n't) (VP (VB be) (ADVP (RB here)))) (. .)))
Receptionist
If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
ask
ask
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
maybe
maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT the) (NN place)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I think this is the place.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
place
place
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Fill) (NP (DT these)) (PRT (RP out))) (. .)))
Receptionist
Fill these out.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
fill
Fill
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
this
these
PRON
DT
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you) (. .))) (NP (PRP We)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB be) (ADVP (RB right) (RB back)))) (. .)))
Leonard
Thank you . We'll be right back.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
parataxis
back
back
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (VP (VB take) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN time))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VP (VB finish) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN crossword) (NN puzzle) (. .) (UH Oh))) (, ,) (VP (VB wait))))) (. .)))
Receptionist
Oh, take your time . I'll just finish my crossword puzzle . Oh, wait.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
take
take
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
finish
finish
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
crossword
crossword
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
puzzle
puzzle
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wait
wait
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT this)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Leonard, I don't think I can do this.
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (, ,) (SQ (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG kidding))) (. ?)) (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (DT a) (NN semipro))) (. .)))
Leonard
What, are you kidding? You're a semipro.
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
kid
kidding
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
semipro
semipro
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH No) (. .)) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBG committing) (NP (JJ genetic) (NN fraud))))) (. .) (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT no) (NN guarantee) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ our) (NN sperm)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB generate) (NP (NML (JJ high) (HYPH -) (NN IQ)) (NN offspring) (. .)) (S (VP (VB Think) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT that) (. .))))))))))))))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN sister)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ same) (JJ basic) (NN DNA) (NN mix)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ hostesses) (PP (IN at) (NP (NNP Fuddruckers)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
No . We are committing genetic fraud . There's no guarantee our sperm's going to generate high - IQ offspring . Think about that . I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
commit
committing
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
genetic
genetic
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
fraud
fraud
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
guarantee
guarantee
NOUN
NN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
sperm
sperm
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
generate
generate
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
high
high
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
IQ
IQ
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
offspring
offspring
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
think
Think
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
sister
sister
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
same
same
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
basic
basic
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
DNA
DNA
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
mix
mix
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
hostess
hostesses
VERB
VBZ
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Fuddrucker
Fuddruckers
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN idea)) (. .) (NP (NP (DT A) (JJ little) (JJ extra) (NN money)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (NP (JJ fractional) (NN T1) (NN bandwidth)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN apartment)))))))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Sheldon, this was your idea . A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment?
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
extra
extra
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
money
money
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
fractional
fractional
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
T1
T1
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
bandwidth
bandwidth
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
apartment
apartment
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (VP (VB yearn) (PP (IN for) (NP (JJR faster) (NNS downloads)))))) (. .) (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NP (DT some) (JJ poor) (NN woman)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB pin) (NP (PRP$ her) (NNS hopes)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN sperm))))))))))) (. .) (WHNP (WHNP (WP What)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ winds) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN toddler)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB use) (NP (DT a) (NN differential)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB solve) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN area)) (PP (IN under) (NP (DT a) (NN curve))))))))))))))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
I know . And I do yearn for faster downloads . There's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm . What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use a differential to solve for the area under a curve?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
root
VerbForm=Inf
yearn
yearn
VERB
VB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Cmp
fast
faster
ADJ
JJR
obl
Number=Plur
download
downloads
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
some
some
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
poor
poor
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
pin
pin
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
hope
hopes
NOUN
NNS
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
sperm
sperm
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
appos
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wind
winds
VERB
VBZ
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
toddler
toddler
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
use
use
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
differential
differential
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
solve
solve
VERB
VB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
area
area
NOUN
NN
case
under
under
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
curve
curve
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD 'll) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (VB love) (NP (PRP him)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I'm sure she'll still love him.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
love
love
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD would) (RB n't)) (. .)))
Sheldon
I wouldn't.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (RB wanna)) (VP (VB do))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Well, what do you wanna do?
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
wanna
wanna
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB leave))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I want to leave.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
leave
leave
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN protocol)) (PP (IN for) (S (VP (VBG leaving)))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What's the protocol for leaving?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
protocol
protocol
NOUN
NN
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
leave
leaving
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBN reneged) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN proffer)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN sperm))))) (ADVP (RB before))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I don't know . I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
renege
reneged
VERB
VBN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
proffer
proffer
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
sperm
sperm
NOUN
NN
advmod
before
before
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB try) (S (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG walking) (PRT (RP out))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Let's try just walking out.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
Let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
try
try
VERB
VB
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
walk
walking
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Okay) (. .)))
Leonard
Okay.
root
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (VP (UH Bye)) (. .)))
Receptionist
Bye.
root
bye
Bye
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (UH Bye) (HYPH -) (NN bye)))
Sheldon
Bye - bye
compound
bye
Bye
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
root
Number=Sing
bye
bye
NOUN
NN
(ROOT (S (VP (VB See) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Leonard
See you.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
see
See
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
If a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either is observed it will not go through both . If unobserved, it will . If it's observed after it left the plane, before it hits its target...it will not have gone through both slits. Agreed . What's your point? There's no point, I just think it's a good idea for a T - shirt. Excuse me. Hang on. One across is Aegean, eight down is Nabokov . Twenty - six across is MCM . Fourteen down is...Move your finger . phylum, which makes 14 across Port - Au - Prince . See, Papa Doc's capital idea, that's Port - Au - Prince . Haiti. Can I help you? Yes . Um, is this the high - IQ sperm bank? If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here. I think this is the place. Fill these out. Thank you . We'll be right back. Oh, take your time . I'll just finish my crossword puzzle . Oh, wait. Leonard, I don't think I can do this. What, are you kidding? You're a semipro. No . We are committing genetic fraud . There's no guarantee our sperm's going to generate high - IQ offspring . Think about that . I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers. Sheldon, this was your idea . A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment? I know . And I do yearn for faster downloads . There's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm . What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use a differential to solve for the area under a curve? I'm sure she'll still love him. I wouldn't. Well, what do you wanna do? I want to leave. What's the protocol for leaving? I don't know . I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before. Let's try just walking out. Okay. Bye. Bye - bye See you.