(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Ooh)) (, ,) (VP (UH I'm) (NP (DT all) (JJ sweaty))) (. .) (NP (NN Anybody)) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VP (VB log) (PRT (RP on)) (PP (IN to) (NP (JJ second) (NN life)))) (CC and) (VP (VB go) (NP (VBG swimming))))))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD built) (NP (DT a) (JJ virtual) (NN pool)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Ooh, I'm all sweaty . Anybody want to log on to second life and go swimming? I just built a virtual pool.
discourse
ooh
Ooh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
i'm
I'm
INTJ
UH
advmod
all
all
DET
DT
root
Degree=Pos
sweaty
sweaty
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anybody
Anybody
PRON
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
log
log
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
second
second
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
swim
swimming
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
build
built
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
virtual
virtual
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
pool
pool
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH No) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB look) (PP (IN at) (NP (NP (PRP you)) (CC or) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN avatar)))) (ADVP (RB right) (RB now)))) (. .)))
Leonard
No . I can't look at you or your avatar right now.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
avatar
avatar
NOUN
NN
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBZ Sounds) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN neighbor) (POS 's)) (NN home)))) (. .)))
Howard
Sounds like your neighbor's home.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
Sounds
VERB
VBZ
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
neighbor
neighbor
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
obl
Number=Sing
home
home
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Excuse) (NP (PRP me))) (. .)))
Leonard
Excuse me.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
excuse
Excuse
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (VP (VB forget) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN mail)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD took) (ADVP (RB accidentally)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NN purpose)))))))))) (RB so) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB have) (NP (NP (DT an) (NN excuse)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP her))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Don't forget the mail you took accidentally on purpose so you'd have an excuse to talk to her.
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
forget
forget
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
mail
mail
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
take
took
VERB
VBD
advmod
accidentally
accidentally
ADV
RB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
purpose
purpose
NOUN
NN
mark
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
excuse
excuse
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH right)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH right)) (, ,) (ADJP (UH right)) (. .)))
Leonard
Oh, right, right, right.
root
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
right
right
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
right
right
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
right
right
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VBG Stealing) (NP (NP (NN snail) (NN mail)) (, ,) (NP (ADJP (RB very) (JJ old)) (NN school)) (. .)))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP like) (NP (PRP it))) (. .)))
Howard
Stealing snail mail, very old school . I like it.
root
VerbForm=Ger
steal
Stealing
VERB
VBG
compound
Number=Sing
snail
snail
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
mail
mail
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
old
old
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
school
school
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
like
like
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Penny)) (, ,) (NP (DT the) (NN mailman)) (VP (VBD did) (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RB again))) (. .) (INTJ (UH He-) (UH Oh)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ sorry)) (. .)))
Leonard
Penny, the mailman did it again . He- Oh, sorry.
vocative
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
mailman
mailman
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
reparandum
he-
He-
INTJ
UH
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Um)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH hi)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard) (. .)) (PRN (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NNP Doug) (. .) (NNP Doug)))) (, ,)) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN neighbor)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard)))) (. .)))
Penny
Um, no, hi, Leonard . This is Doug . Doug, this is my neighbor, Leonard.
discourse
um
Um
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
hi
hi
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Number=Sing
Doug
Doug
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
vocative
Number=Sing
Doug
Doug
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
parataxis
Number=Sing
neighbor
neighbor
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB up)) (, ,) (VP (UH bro)))) (. ?)))
Doug
What's up, bro?
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
up
up
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
bro
bro
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (ADJP (RB Not) (JJ much)) (, ...) (UH bro) (. .)))
Leonard
Not much...bro.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
much
much
ADJ
JJ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
discourse
bro
bro
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (NN everything)) (ADJP (JJ okay)) (. ?)))
Penny
Is everything okay?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
everything
PRON
NN
root
Degree=Pos
okay
okay
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (, ...) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mail)) (ADVP (RB again))) (. .) (ADVP (RB Here)) (. .)))
Leonard
Yeah, no, I just...I got your mail again . Here.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mail
mail
NOUN
NN
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you) (. .)))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN got) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT that) (NN mailman)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Thank you . I've got to talk to that mailman.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
mailman
mailman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB probably)) (RB not) (NP (PDT such) (DT a) (JJ good) (NN idea))) (. .) (S (NP (JJ Civil) (NNS servants)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (VBN documented) (NN propensity) (S (VP (TO to) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,)) (VP (VB snap))))))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB so)) (. ...)))
Leonard
Oh, no, that's probably not such a good idea . Civil servants have a documented propensity to, you know, snap, so ...
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
probably
probably
ADV
RB
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det:predet
such
such
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
Civil
Civil
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Plur
servant
servants
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
document
documented
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Sing
propensity
propensity
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
acl
VerbForm=Inf
snap
snap
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (LST (UH Okay) (. .) (WHADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (VP (VBP thank) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB again))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay . Well, thank you again.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT No) (NN problem) (. .)) (VP (VP (UH Bye) (NP (. .) (UH Oh))) (, ,) (CC and) (VP (UH bye)) (, ,) (ADJP (UH bro))) (. .)))
Leonard
No problem . Bye . Oh, and bye, bro.
det
no
No
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
bye
Bye
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
bye
bye
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
bro
bro
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NP (NNP Penny)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS thoughts))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Penny for your thoughts.
root
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Plur
thought
thoughts
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (NP (DT the) (NN matter))) (. ?)))
Raj
What's the matter?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
matter
matter
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ fine)))) (. .) (S (NP (NNP Penny)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ fine)))) (, ,) (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN guy)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG kissing)))))) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (RB really) (JJ fine) (. .) (VBG Kissing)))) (. ?)))
Leonard
No, I'm fine . Penny's fine, the guy she's kissing is really fine . Kissing?
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
fine
fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
fine
fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
kiss
kissing
VERB
VBG
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
fine
fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
VerbForm=Ger
kiss
Kissing
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WHNP (WDT What) (NN kind)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN kissing))) (. ?) (NP (NNS Cheeks) (, ,) (NNS lips) (, ,) (NN chase) (, ,) (NNP French)) (. ?)))
Howard
What kind of kissing? Cheeks, lips, chase, French?
det
PronType=Int
what
What
DET
WDT
root
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
kissing
kissing
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Plur
cheek
Cheeks
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
list
Number=Plur
lip
lips
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
list
Number=Sing
chase
chase
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
French
French
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (SQ (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ wrong) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP you)))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
What is wrong with you?
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
wrong
wrong
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (DT a) (JJ romantic))) (. .)))
Howard
I'm a romantic.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Degree=Pos
romantic
romantic
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Please)) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP me)) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ hopeless) (NN infatuation)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG devolving) (PP (IN into) (NP (JJ pointless) (NN jealousy))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Please don't tell me that your hopeless infatuation is devolving into pointless jealousy.
discourse
please
Please
INTJ
UH
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
hopeless
hopeless
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
infatuation
infatuation
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
devolve
devolving
VERB
VBG
case
into
into
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
pointless
pointless
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
jealousy
jealousy
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ jealous)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (NP (RB just) (DT a) (JJ little)) (JJ concerned) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP her)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB like) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN look)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN guy)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD was) (PP (IN with))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I'm not jealous . I'm just a little concerned for her . I didn't like the look of the guy that she was with.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
jealous
jealous
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
list
Degree=Pos
concerned
concerned
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
look
look
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
obj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
case
with
with
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBAR (IN Because) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ looks) (ADVP (ADJP (JJR better)) (PP (IN than) (NP (PRP you)))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Because he looks better than you?
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
look
looks
VERB
VBZ
xcomp
Degree=Cmp
good
better
ADJ
JJR
case
than
than
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (ADVP (NN kind) (IN of)) (JJ dreamy))) (. .)))
Leonard
He was kind of dreamy.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
root
Degree=Pos
dreamy
dreamy
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (ADVP (ADVP (IN at) (JJS least)) (RB now)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB retrieve) (NP (DT the) (JJ black) (NN box)) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ twisted) (, ,) (VBG olsmdering) (NN wreckage)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (RB once)) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN fantasy)) (PP (IN of) (S (VP (VP (VBG dating) (NP (PRP her))) (CC and) (VP (VB analyze) (NP (DT the) (NNS data))) (SBAR (IN so) (IN that) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB crash) (PP (IN into) (NP (NN geek) (NN mountain)))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted, olsmdering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
at
at
ADV
IN
fixed
Degree=Sup
least
least
ADJ
JJS
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
retrieve
retrieve
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
black
black
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
box
box
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
twisted
twisted
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
VerbForm=Ger
olsmder
olsmdering
VERB
VBG
obl
Number=Sing
wreckage
wreckage
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
NumType=Mult
once
once
ADV
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
acl:relcl
Number=Sing
fantasy
fantasy
NOUN
NN
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
date
dating
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
analyze
analyze
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
datum
data
NOUN
NNS
mark
so
so
SCONJ
IN
fixed
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
crash
crash
VERB
VB
case
into
into
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
geek
geek
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
mountain
mountain
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP disagree) (. .) (S (S (NP (NNP Love)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB not) (NP (DT a) (NN sprint)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (NN marathon)))) (. .) (NP (NP (DT A) (JJ relentless) (NN pursuit)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (ADVP (RB only)) (VP (VBZ ends) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VP (VBZ falls) (PP (IN into) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS arms)))) (CC or) (VP (VBZ hits) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (NN pepper) (NN spray))))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
I disagree . Love is not a sprint . It's a marathon . A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms or hits you with the pepper spray.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
disagree
disagree
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Love
Love
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
sprint
sprint
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
marathon
marathon
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
relentless
relentless
ADJ
JJ
appos
Number=Sing
pursuit
pursuit
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
end
ends
VERB
VBZ
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
fall
falls
VERB
VBZ
case
into
into
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Plur
arm
arms
NOUN
NNS
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
hit
hits
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
pepper
pepper
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
spray
spray
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBN done) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNP Penny) (. .))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VP (VB be) (ADJP (RBR more) (JJ realistic))) (CC and) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN after) (NP (NP (NN someone)) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ own) (NN speed)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
No, I'm done with Penny . I'm gonna be more realistic and go after someone my own speed.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
do
done
VERB
VBN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
xcomp
Degree=Pos
realistic
realistic
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
after
after
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
own
own
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
speed
speed
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (PP (UH Like) (WHNP (WP who)) (. ?)))
Raj
Like who?
discourse
like
Like
INTJ
UH
root
PronType=Int
who
who
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know))) (. .) (NP (NNP Olivia) (NNP Geiger)) (. ?)))
Leonard
I don't know . Olivia Geiger?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
vocative
Number=Sing
Olivia
Olivia
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Geiger
Geiger
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NP (DT The) (NN dietician)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN cafeteria)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN limp)) (CC and) (NP (DT the) (JJ lazy) (NN eye)))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
The dietician at the cafeteria with the limp and the lazy eye?
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
dietician
dietician
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
cafeteria
cafeteria
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
limp
limp
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
lazy
lazy
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
eye
eye
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yeah) (. .)))
Leonard
Yeah.
root
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (NN shot)) (ADVP (RB there)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN noticed) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NNP leslie) (NNP winkle)) (ADVP (RB recently)) (VP (VBD started) (S (VP (VBG shaving) (NP (PRP$ her) (NNS legs)))))))))))))) (. .) (ADVP (RB Now)) (S (PP (VBN given) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NN winter)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG coming)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP one)) (VP (MD can) (ADVP (RB only)) (VP (VB assume) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG signaling) (NP (JJ sexual) (NN availability))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, I don't think you have a shot there . I have noticed that leslie winkle recently started shaving her legs . Now given that winter is coming, one can only assume she's signaling sexual availability.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
shot
shot
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
notice
noticed
VERB
VBN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
leslie
leslie
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Ninkle
winkle
PROPN
NNP
advmod
recently
recently
ADV
RB
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
start
started
VERB
VBD
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
shave
shaving
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
leg
legs
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
give
given
VERB
VBN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
winter
winter
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
come
coming
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
one
one
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
assume
assume
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
signal
signaling
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
sexual
sexual
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
availability
availability
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You) (NNS guys)) (VP (VBP work) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (JJ same) (NN lab))))) (. .)))
Howard
I don't know . You guys work in the same lab.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
dep
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
work
work
VERB
VBP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
same
same
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
lab
lab
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB So) (. ?)))
Leonard
So?
root
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NNS pitfalls)))) (. .) (S (S (VP (VB Trust) (NP (PRP me)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (. .) (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ comes) (PP (IN to) (NP (NML (JJ sexual) (NN harassment)) (NN law)))))) (, ,) (NP (NNP I'm) (S (NP (NP (DT a) (NN bit)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT a) (NN self)))) (VP (VBN taught) (NP (NN expert)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
There are pitfalls . Trust me, I know . When it comes to sexual harassment law, I'm a bit of a self taught expert.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Number=Plur
pitfall
pitfalls
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
trust
Trust
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
comes
VERB
VBZ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
sexual
sexual
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
harassment
harassment
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
law
law
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
I'm
I'm
PROPN
NNP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
bit
bit
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
self
self
NOUN
NN
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
teach
taught
VERB
VBN
nmod
Number=Sing
expert
expert
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Look) (, ,) (INTJ (NNP howard)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD were) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB ask) (NP (NNP leslie) (NNP winkle) (RP out)))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD would) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN dinner))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VP (VB walk) (PP (IN into) (NP (DT the) (NN lab)))) (, ,) (VP (VB ask) (NP (PRP her)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VP (VB strip) (ADVP (JJ naked))) (CC and) (VP (VB dance) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP me)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Look, howard, if I were to ask leslie winkle out, it would just be for dinner . I'm not going to walk into the lab, ask her to strip naked and dance for me.
discourse
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
ask
ask
VERB
VB
compound
Number=Sing
leslie
leslie
PROPN
NNP
iobj
Number=Sing
Ninkle
winkle
PROPN
NNP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
root
Number=Sing
dinner
dinner
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
walk
walk
VERB
VB
case
into
into
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
lab
lab
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
ask
ask
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
strip
strip
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
naked
naked
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
dance
dance
VERB
VB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB then)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB probably)) (ADJP (JJ okay))) (. .)))
Howard
Oh, then you're probably okay.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
probably
probably
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
okay
okay
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Ooh, I'm all sweaty . Anybody want to log on to second life and go swimming? I just built a virtual pool. No . I can't look at you or your avatar right now. Sounds like your neighbor's home. Excuse me. Don't forget the mail you took accidentally on purpose so you'd have an excuse to talk to her. Oh, right, right, right. Stealing snail mail, very old school . I like it. Penny, the mailman did it again . He- Oh, sorry. Um, no, hi, Leonard . This is Doug . Doug, this is my neighbor, Leonard. What's up, bro? Not much...bro. Is everything okay? Yeah, no, I just...I got your mail again . Here. Thank you . I've got to talk to that mailman. Oh, no, that's probably not such a good idea . Civil servants have a documented propensity to, you know, snap, so ... Okay . Well, thank you again. No problem . Bye . Oh, and bye, bro. Penny for your thoughts. What's the matter? No, I'm fine . Penny's fine, the guy she's kissing is really fine . Kissing? What kind of kissing? Cheeks, lips, chase, French? What is wrong with you? I'm a romantic. Please don't tell me that your hopeless infatuation is devolving into pointless jealousy. I'm not jealous . I'm just a little concerned for her . I didn't like the look of the guy that she was with. Because he looks better than you? He was kind of dreamy. Well, at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted, olsmdering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain. I disagree . Love is not a sprint . It's a marathon . A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms or hits you with the pepper spray. No, I'm done with Penny . I'm gonna be more realistic and go after someone my own speed. Like who? I don't know . Olivia Geiger? The dietician at the cafeteria with the limp and the lazy eye? Yeah. Oh, I don't think you have a shot there . I have noticed that leslie winkle recently started shaving her legs . Now given that winter is coming, one can only assume she's signaling sexual availability. I don't know . You guys work in the same lab. So? There are pitfalls . Trust me, I know . When it comes to sexual harassment law, I'm a bit of a self taught expert. Look, howard, if I were to ask leslie winkle out, it would just be for dinner . I'm not going to walk into the lab, ask her to strip naked and dance for me. Oh, then you're probably okay.