(ROOT (S (ADVP (DT All) (RB right)) (, ,) (NP (NP (RB just) (DT a) (JJ few) (JJR more) (NNS feet)) (CC and) (, ...)) (ADVP (RB Here)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP are) (, ,) (NP (NP (NNS gentlemen)) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNPS Gates)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Elzebub)))))) (. .)))
Howard
All right, just a few more feet and...Here we are, gentlemen, the Gates of Elzebub.
reparandum
all
All
DET
DT
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
few
few
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
root
Number=Plur
foot
feet
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
conj
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Plur
gentleman
gentlemen
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
appos
Number=Plur
Gates
Gates
PROPN
NNPS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Elzebub
Elzebub
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (JJ Good) (NN lord) (. !)))
Sheldon
Good lord!
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
lord
lord
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Oooh) (. .)))
Raj
Oooh.
root
oooh
Oooh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (VP (VB panic)))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (DT the) (JJ last) (CD 97) (NNS hours)) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN been) (PP (IN about)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Don't panic . This is what the last 97 hours have been about.
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
panic
panic
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
97
97
NUM
CD
nsubj
Number=Plur
hour
hours
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
acl:relcl
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Stay) (ADJP (JJ frosty)))) (. .) (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN horde)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NP (JJ armed) (NNS goblins)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ other) (NN side)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT that) (NN gate)))))) (VP (VBG guarding) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN sword)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN asaroth))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Stay frosty . There's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the sword of asaroth.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stay
Stay
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
frosty
frosty
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
horde
horde
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
armed
armed
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
goblins
goblins
NOUN
NNS
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
side
side
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
gate
gate
NOUN
NN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
guard
guarding
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
sword
sword
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
asaroth
asaroth
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNS Warriors)) (, ,) (VP (VB unsheathe) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS weapons))) (. .) (NP (NN Magic) (NNS wielders)) (, ,) (VP (VB raise) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS wands))) (. .)))
Leonard
Warriors, unsheathe your weapons . Magic wielders, raise your wands.
nsubj
Number=Plur
warrior
Warriors
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
unsheathe
unsheathe
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
weapon
weapons
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
compound
Number=Sing
magic
Magic
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Plur
wielder
wielders
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
raise
raise
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
wand
wands
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (VB Lock) (CC and) (NN load)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Lock and load.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
lock
Lock
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
load
load
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Raj)) (, ,) (VP (VB blow) (NP (DT the) (NNS gates))) (. .)))
Howard
Raj, blow the gates.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Raj
Raj
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
blow
blow
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
gate
gates
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VP (VBG Blowing) (NP (DT the) (NNS gates) (. .) (NN Control))) (, ,) (VP (VB shift)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH B.) (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNP God)) (, ,) (NP (ADJP (RB so) (JJ many)) (NNS goblins))) (. .)))
Raj
Blowing the gates . Control, shift, B. Oh, my God, so many goblins.
root
VerbForm=Ger
blow
Blowing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
gate
gates
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Number=Sing
control
Control
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
shift
shift
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
B.
B.
INTJ
UH
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
discourse
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
many
many
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Plur
goblins
goblins
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VP (VB stand) (ADVP (RB there))) (, ,) (VP (VB slash) (CC and) (VB move) (, ,) (VB slash) (CC and) (VB move)))) (. !)))
Howard
Don't just stand there, slash and move, slash and move!
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stand
stand
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
slash
slash
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
move
move
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
slash
slash
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
move
move
VERB
VB
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Stay) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN formation)))) (. .)))
Leonard
Stay in formation.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stay
Stay
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
formation
formation
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN tail))))) (. .)))
Howard
Leonard, you got one on your tail.
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
tail
tail
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (ADJP (RB all) (JJ right)) (, ,) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN tail) (POS 's)) (JJ prehensile)))) (. .)))
Leonard
That's all right, my tail's prehensile.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
all
all
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
tail
tail
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
parataxis
Degree=Pos
prehensile
prehensile
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (NP (PRP him)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard) (. .)) (NP (NN Tonight)) (, ,)))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP spice) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN meat)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NN goblin) (NN blood)))) (. .)))
Raj
I got him, Leonard . Tonight, I spice my meat with goblin blood.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tonight
Tonight
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
spice
spice
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
meat
meat
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
goblin
goblin
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
blood
blood
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (NNP Raj)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (NN trap))) (. !) (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG flanking) (NP (PRP us))))) (. !)))
Leonard
Raj, no, it's a trap! They're flanking us!
vocative
Number=Sing
Raj
Raj
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
trap
trap
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
flank
flanking
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN got) (NP (PRP me)))) (. .)))
Raj
Oh, he's got me.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN got) (S (NP (NNP Raj) (. .)) (VP (VB Use) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN sleep) (NN spell)) (. .) (NP (NNP Sheldon) (. .) (NNP Sheldon)))))) (. .)))
Howard
Sheldon, he's got Raj . Use your sleep spell . Sheldon . Sheldon.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Sing
Raj
Raj
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
use
Use
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
sleep
sleep
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
spell
spell
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
flat
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN got) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNP Sword)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Azeroth)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I've got the Sword of Azeroth.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
Sword
Sword
PROPN
NNP
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Azeroth
Azeroth
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Forget) (NP (DT the) (NN sword)))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (VP (VB help) (NP (NNP Raj))) (. .)))
Leonard
Forget the sword, Sheldon, help Raj.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
forget
Forget
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
sword
sword
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
help
help
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Raj
Raj
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (ADJP (DT no) (JJR more)) (NNP Sheldon) (. .)))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am) (NP (DT the) (NN sword) (NN master))) (. .)))
Sheldon
There is no more Sheldon . I am the sword master.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
VERB
VBZ
det
no
no
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
sword
sword
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
master
master
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (VP (VB look) (PRT (RP out))) (. .)))
Howard
Leonard, look out.
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Damn)) (NP (NP (PRP it)) (, ,) (NP (NN man)) (, ,)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG dying) (ADVP (RB here)))) (. .)))
Leonard
Damn it, man, we're dying here.
discourse
damn
Damn
INTJ
UH
reparandum
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
die
dying
VERB
VBG
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (NN Goodbye)) (, ,) (NP (NNS peasants)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Goodbye, peasants.
root
Number=Sing
goodbye
Goodbye
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Plur
peasant
peasants
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT The) (NN bastard)) (VP (VBD teleported)) (. .)))
Leonard
The bastard teleported.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
bastard
bastard
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
teleport
teleported
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG selling) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNP Sword)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Azeroth)))) (PP (IN on) (NP (NNP eBay))))) (. .)))
Raj
He's selling the Sword of Azeroth on eBay.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
sell
selling
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
Sword
Sword
PROPN
NNP
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Azeroth
Azeroth
PROPN
NNP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
eBay
eBay
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD betrayed) (NP (PRP us)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN money))))) (. ?) (WHNP (WP Who)) (SQ (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)))) (. ?)))
Leonard
You betrayed us for money? Who are you?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
betray
betrayed
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
money
money
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Int
who
Who
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (DT a) (JJ rogue) (NN knight) (NN elf)))) (. .) (SQ (VBP Do) (RB n't) (NP (NP (PRP you)) (NNS people)) (VP (VB read) (NP (NN character) (NNS descriptions)))) (. ?) (S (S (VP (VB Wait) (, ,) (VB wait) (, ,) (VB wait))) (. .) (NP (NN Somebody)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD clicked) (INTJ (`` ")) (VP (VB Buy) (NP (PRP It)) (ADVP (RB Now))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Sheldon
I'm a rogue knight elf . Don't you people read character descriptions? Wait, wait, wait . Somebody just clicked " Buy It Now . "
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
rogue
rogue
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
knight
knight
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
elf
elf
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
dep
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
read
read
VERB
VB
compound
Number=Sing
character
character
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
description
descriptions
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wait
Wait
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wait
wait
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
list
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wait
wait
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
somebody
Somebody
PRON
NN
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
click
clicked
VERB
VBD
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
buy
Buy
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (`` ") (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am) (NP (DT the) (NN sword) (NN master))) (. !)))
Howard
" I am the sword master!
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
sword
sword
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
master
master
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
All right, just a few more feet and...Here we are, gentlemen, the Gates of Elzebub. Good lord! Oooh. Don't panic . This is what the last 97 hours have been about. Stay frosty . There's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the sword of asaroth. Warriors, unsheathe your weapons . Magic wielders, raise your wands. Lock and load. Raj, blow the gates. Blowing the gates . Control, shift, B. Oh, my God, so many goblins. Don't just stand there, slash and move, slash and move! Stay in formation. Leonard, you got one on your tail. That's all right, my tail's prehensile. I got him, Leonard . Tonight, I spice my meat with goblin blood. Raj, no, it's a trap! They're flanking us! Oh, he's got me. Sheldon, he's got Raj . Use your sleep spell . Sheldon . Sheldon. I've got the Sword of Azeroth. Forget the sword, Sheldon, help Raj. There is no more Sheldon . I am the sword master. Leonard, look out. Damn it, man, we're dying here. Goodbye, peasants. The bastard teleported. He's selling the Sword of Azeroth on eBay. You betrayed us for money? Who are you? I'm a rogue knight elf . Don't you people read character descriptions? Wait, wait, wait . Somebody just clicked " Buy It Now . " " I am the sword master!