(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB understand) (NP (PRP it))))) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (DT a) (JJ nice) (NN guy)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (JJ great) (NN job)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (ADJP (RB well) (HYPH -) (VBN educated)) (, ,) (VP (VB come) (PP (IN from) (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN family)))) (, ...) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP do) (RB n't) (NP (NNS women)) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP me))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Raj
I don't understand it . I'm a nice guy, I have a great job, I'm well - educated, come from a good family...Why don't women want to be with me?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
understand
understand
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
guy
guy
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
job
job
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
educate
educated
VERB
VBN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
family
family
NOUN
NN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Number=Plur
woman
women
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
xcomp
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (DT An) (JJ interesting) (NN question) (. .) (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ...) (NP (JJ good) (NN night)) (. .)))
Sheldon
An interesting question . Well...good night.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
An
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
interesting
interesting
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
question
question
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (VP (VB send) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (RB home))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ alone)) (ADVP (RB right) (RB now))))) (. .)))
Raj
Don't send me home . I can't be alone right now.
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
send
send
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
alone
alone
ADJ
JJ
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN problem)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ alone))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
That's your problem . You can't be alone.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
alone
alone
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB mean))) (. ?)))
Raj
What do you mean?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WHADJP (WRB How) (JJ many)) (NNS women)) (SQ (VBP have) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBN had) (NP (NNS dates)) (PP (IN with)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
How many women have you had dates with?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
amod
Degree=Pos
many
many
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
woman
women
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
have
had
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Plur
date
dates
NOUN
NNS
case
with
with
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (CD Eleven) (. .)))
Raj
Eleven.
root
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
Eleven
Eleven
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WHADJP (WRB How) (JJ many)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT those) (NNS women)))) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (VP (MD would) (VP (VB become) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ perfect) (NN companion)))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
How many of those women did you think would become your perfect companion?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
obj
Degree=Pos
many
many
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
those
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Plur
woman
women
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
become
become
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
perfect
perfect
ADJ
JJ
xcomp
Number=Sing
companion
companion
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Do) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB count) (NP (NP (DT the) (NML (CD 200) (HYPH -) (NN pound)) (NML (NNP Sailor) (NNP Moon)) (NN girl)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (NP (NNP Howard) (CC and) (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN threesome)) (PP (IN with) (PP (IN at) (NP (NNP Comic) (NNP Con)))))))))) (. ?)))
Raj
Do I count the 200 - pound Sailor Moon girl that Howard and I had a threesome with at Comic Con?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
count
count
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
200
200
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
pound
pound
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
Sailor
Sailor
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
Moon
Moon
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
obj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
threesome
threesome
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Comic
Comic
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Con
Con
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Sure) (. .)))
Sheldon
Sure.
root
Degree=Pos
sure
Sure
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB stick) (PP (IN with) (NP (CD 11) (. .)))))) (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBD liked) (NP (NNP Howard)) (ADVP (RBR better))) (. .)))
Raj
I'll stick with 11 . She liked Howard better.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
stick
stick
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
11
11
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
like
liked
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
advmod
Degree=Cmp
well
better
ADV
RBR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (WHADVP (RB now)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB see) (NP (DT the) (NN problem)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Well, now do you see the problem?
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know)))) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ late)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I) (, -) (PRP I)) (VP (MD should))) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB go)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I) (, -) (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (VP (VB get) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG saying)))))))) (. .) (S (PP (RB Instead) (IN of) (S (ADVP (RB desperately)) (VP (VBG clinging) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT any) (NN woman)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (MD will) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB out) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP me))))))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB work) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN fear)) (PP (IN of) (S (VP (VBG being) (ADVP (JJ alone))))))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
I...I don't know . It's late, I - I should...I should go . I - I do get what you're saying . Instead of desperately clinging to any woman who will go out with me, I need to work on my fear of being alone.
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
late
late
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
say
saying
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
instead
Instead
ADV
RB
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
advmod
desperately
desperately
ADV
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
cling
clinging
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
any
any
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
out
out
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
work
work
VERB
VB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
fear
fear
NOUN
NN
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
cop
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
acl
Degree=Pos
alone
alone
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG trying) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB suggest) (NP (JJ chemical) (NN castration)))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN bedtime)) (, ,) (SBAR (RB so) (WHNP (WP whatever)) (S (VP (VBZ gets) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN out) (NP (DT the) (NN door))) (. .) (NP (JJ Good) (NN night))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I was trying to suggest chemical castration, but it's my bedtime, so whatever gets you out the door . Good night.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
try
trying
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
suggest
suggest
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
chemical
chemical
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
castration
castration
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
bedtime
bedtime
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
parataxis
PronType=Rel
whatever
whatever
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
gets
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
out
out
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
door
door
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
I don't understand it . I'm a nice guy, I have a great job, I'm well - educated, come from a good family...Why don't women want to be with me? An interesting question . Well...good night. Don't send me home . I can't be alone right now. That's your problem . You can't be alone. What do you mean? How many women have you had dates with? Eleven. How many of those women did you think would become your perfect companion? Do I count the 200 - pound Sailor Moon girl that Howard and I had a threesome with at Comic Con? Sure. I'll stick with 11 . She liked Howard better. Well, now do you see the problem? I...I don't know . It's late, I - I should...I should go . I - I do get what you're saying . Instead of desperately clinging to any woman who will go out with me, I need to work on my fear of being alone. I was trying to suggest chemical castration, but it's my bedtime, so whatever gets you out the door . Good night.