(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (. ?) (WHNP (WP What) (DT the) (NN hell)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG doing))) (. ?)))
Leonard
What? What the hell are you doing?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
hell
hell
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG making) (NP (NP (JJ petri) (NNS dishes)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB grow) (NP (NN throat) (NNS cultures))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'm making petri dishes to grow throat cultures.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
make
making
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
Petri
petri
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
dish
dishes
NOUN
NNS
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
grow
grow
VERB
VB
compound
Number=Sing
throat
throat
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
culture
cultures
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (PP (IN With) (NP (NN lime) (NNP Jell) (HYPH -) (NNP O)) (. ?)))
Leonard
With lime Jell - O?
case
with
With
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
lime
lime
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
Jell
Jell
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
root
Number=Sing
O
O
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP need) (NP (DT a) (NN growth) (NN medium)))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (NN someone)) (VP (VBD polished) (PP (IN off) (NP (DT the) (NN apricot) (NN yogurt) (. .) (RB Here) (. .))) (S (VP (VB Swab) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN throat)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I need a growth medium, and someone polished off the apricot yogurt . Here . Swab my throat.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
growth
growth
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
medium
medium
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
polished
polished
VERB
VBD
case
off
off
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
apricot
apricot
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
yogurt
yogurt
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
swab
Swab
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
throat
throat
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (ADVP (RB so)))) (. .)))
Leonard
I don't think so.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (NNP Leonard) (. .)) (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (ADVP (RB ahead) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT this))))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB find) (PRT (RP out)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG growing) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN throat))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Leonard . If I'm going to get ahead of this, I need to find out what's growing in my throat.
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
advmod
ahead
ahead
ADV
RB
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
grow
growing
VERB
VBG
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
throat
throat
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP are) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ sick)))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP are) (RB not))) (. .)))
Leonard
Sheldon, you are not sick . This is, but you are not.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
sick
sick
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (DT no) (NN idea)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT what) (NN pathogen)) (S (S (NP (NN Typhoid)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ has) (VP (VBN introduced) (PP (IN into) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN environment)))))))) (. .) (PP (IN For) (S (VP (VBG having) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBN been) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNP Nebraska))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (RB fairly) (JJ certain) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT no) (ADJP (NN corn) (HYPH -) (NN husking)) (NNS antibodies))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
We have no idea what pathogen Typhoid she has introduced into our environment . For having never been to Nebraska, I'm fairly certain that I have no corn - husking antibodies.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
no
no
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
det
PronType=Int
what
what
DET
WDT
compound
Number=Sing
pathogen
pathogen
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
typhoid
Typhoid
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
introduce
introduced
VERB
VBN
case
into
into
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
environment
environment
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
for
For
SCONJ
IN
aux
VerbForm=Ger
have
having
AUX
VBG
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
advcl
Number=Sing
Nebraska
Nebraska
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
fairly
fairly
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
certain
certain
ADJ
JJ
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
no
no
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
corn
corn
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
husking
husking
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
antibody
antibodies
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (SQ (VBP do) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG overreacting))))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Sheldon, don't you think you're overreacting?
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
overreact
overreacting
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG lying) (ADJP (JJ comatose)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN hospital))) (S (VP (VBG relying) (PP (IN on) (NP (JJ inferior) (NNS minds))) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB cure) (NP (PRP me))))))))))) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT these) (NML (NN Jell) (HYPH -) (NNP O)) (NNS cultures)) (CC and) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ accompanying) (NNS notes))) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB give) (NP (PRP them)) (NP (DT a) (NN fighting) (NN chance)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me, these Jell - O cultures and my accompanying notes will give them a fighting chance.
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
lie
lying
VERB
VBG
xcomp
Degree=Pos
comatose
comatose
ADJ
JJ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
hospital
hospital
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
rely
relying
VERB
VBG
case
on
on
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
inferior
inferior
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
mind
minds
NOUN
NNS
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
cure
cure
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
this
these
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
jell
Jell
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
O
O
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Number=Plur
culture
cultures
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
accompanying
accompanying
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Plur
note
notes
NOUN
NNS
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
give
give
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Number=Sing
fighting
fighting
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
chance
chance
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG going) (ADVP (RB back) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN bed)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I'm going back to bed.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
bed
bed
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Wait)) (, ,) (VP (VB put) (NP (DT this)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN bathroom)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Wait, put this in the bathroom.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wait
Wait
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
put
put
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
bathroom
bathroom
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (WP What)) (PP (IN for)) (. ?)))
Leonard
What for?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB measure) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN fluid) (NN intake) (CC and) (NN output)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS kidneys)) (VP (VBP are) (RB n't) (VP (VBG shutting) (PRT (RP down)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I need to measure my fluid intake and output to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
measure
measure
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
fluid
fluid
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
intake
intake
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
output
output
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
kidney
kidneys
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
shut
shutting
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mix) (NP (NN pancake) (NN batter)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT this)))) (. .)))
Leonard
I mix pancake batter in this.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mix
mix
VERB
VBP
compound
Number=Sing
pancake
pancake
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
batter
batter
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (DT that) (NN measuring) (NN cup)) (VP (VBZ has) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VBN been) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN urine))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
No, that measuring cup has always been for urine.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
measuring
measuring
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
cup
cup
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
root
Number=Sing
urine
urine
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (NP (NN time)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (NP (DT a) (NN label)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (NN everything)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT this) (NN apartment))) (PP (VBG including) (NP (DT the) (NN label) (NN maker)))))))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (NP (CD ten) (NNS seconds)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (NP (NP (CD one)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBD said) (NP (`` ") (NN urine) (NN cup) ('' ")))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment including the label maker, but you didn't have ten seconds to make one that said " urine cup "?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
label
label
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
everything
PRON
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
apartment
apartment
NOUN
NN
case
VerbForm=Ger
include
including
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
label
label
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
maker
maker
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
ten
ten
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Plur
second
seconds
NOUN
NNS
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
compound
Number=Sing
urine
urine
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
cup
cup
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB right) (RB here)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN bottom)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It's right here on the bottom.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
root
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
bottom
bottom
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP guess) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP owe) (NP (DT the) (NML (NNP Betty) (NNP Crocker)) (NNP Company)) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN letter)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN apology)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I guess I owe the Betty Crocker Company a letter of apology.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
guess
guess
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
owe
owe
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Betty
Betty
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Crocker
Crocker
PROPN
NNP
iobj
Number=Sing
Company
Company
PROPN
NNP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
letter
letter
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
apology
apology
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
What? What the hell are you doing? I'm making petri dishes to grow throat cultures. With lime Jell - O? I need a growth medium, and someone polished off the apricot yogurt . Here . Swab my throat. I don't think so. Leonard . If I'm going to get ahead of this, I need to find out what's growing in my throat. Sheldon, you are not sick . This is, but you are not. We have no idea what pathogen Typhoid she has introduced into our environment . For having never been to Nebraska, I'm fairly certain that I have no corn - husking antibodies. Sheldon, don't you think you're overreacting? When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me, these Jell - O cultures and my accompanying notes will give them a fighting chance. I'm going back to bed. Wait, put this in the bathroom. What for? I need to measure my fluid intake and output to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down. I mix pancake batter in this. No, that measuring cup has always been for urine. You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment including the label maker, but you didn't have ten seconds to make one that said " urine cup "? It's right here on the bottom. I guess I owe the Betty Crocker Company a letter of apology.