(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP you)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ good) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNS kids)))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
I told you I'm not good with kids.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
kid
kids
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD did)) (. .) (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN crotch)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG starting) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB curdle))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Yes, you did . Oh, I think my crotch is starting to curdle.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
reparandum
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
crotch
crotch
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
start
starting
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
curdle
curdle
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT The) (NN thing)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mother)) (VP (VBD worked) (NP (JJ full) (HYPH -) (NN time)))) (. .)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB take) (NP (NP (NN care)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS brothers) (CC and) (NNS sisters))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
The thing is, my mother worked full - time . I had to take care of my brothers and sisters.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
work
worked
VERB
VBD
amod
Degree=Pos
full
full
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
care
care
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Plur
brother
brothers
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Plur
sister
sisters
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB so)) (. ?)))
Howard
Yeah, so?
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
so
so
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Ugh)) (, ,) (S (NP (NP (PRP it))) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ horrible)))) (. !) (SBAR (PP (IN With) (NP (NP (NP (PRP$ their) (JJ snotty) (NNS noses)) (CC and) (NP (NP (PRP$ their) (JJ poopy) (NNS diapers)) (CC and) (NP (PRP$ their) (JJ little) (JJ shrieky) (NNS voices)))) (, ,) (VP (ADVP (RB always)) (VBG complaining) (. .) (`` ") (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (ADJP (VBN dressed))))))))) (. .) ('' ") (`` ") (S (NP (NNP Joey)) (VP (VBZ keeps) (S (VP (VBG spitting) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mouth))))))) (. .) ('' ") (`` "))) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB n't) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN way)) (SBAR (S (NP (NN Mom)) (VP (VBZ makes) (NP (NNS waffles))))))))) (. .) ('' ") (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH okay)) (, ,) (VP (VB put) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN hand)) (PP (IN in)) (ADVP (RB here))) (. .) (VP (VB Let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB see) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP like) (NP (DT this) (NN waffle)))))))) (. !)))
Bernadette
Ugh, it was horrible! With their snotty noses and their poopy diapers and their little shrieky voices, always complaining . " I don't want to get dressed . " " Joey keeps spitting in my mouth . " " This isn't the way Mom makes waffles . " Well, okay, put your hand in here . Let's see how you like this waffle!
discourse
ugh
Ugh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Degree=Pos
horrible
horrible
ADJ
JJ
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
case
with
With
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
their
their
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
snotty
snotty
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
nose
noses
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
their
their
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
poopy
poopy
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Plur
diaper
diapers
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
their
their
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
shrieky
shrieky
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Plur
voice
voices
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
complain
complaining
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
AUX
VB
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
dress
dressed
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Number=Sing
Joey
Joey
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
keep
keeps
VERB
VBZ
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
spitting
spitting
VERB
VBG
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
mouth
mouth
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
mom
Mom
NOUN
NN
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
makes
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Plur
waffle
waffles
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
okay
okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
put
put
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
hand
hand
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
Let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
like
like
VERB
VBP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
waffle
waffle
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (DT All) (RB right)) (, ,) (VP (VB settle) (PRT (RP down)) (. .) (NML (JJ Red) (NN light) (. .)) (NP (JJ Red) (NN light)) (, ,) (NP (JJ red) (NN light)) (. !) (INTJ (UH Okay))) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ fine))) (. .)))
Howard
All right, settle down . Red light . Red light, red light! Okay, we're fine.
det
all
All
DET
DT
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
settle
settle
VERB
VB
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
Red
Red
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
light
light
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
Red
Red
ADJ
JJ
list
Number=Sing
light
light
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
red
red
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
light
light
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
fine
fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ makes) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB sound) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT a) (JJ bad) (NN person))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB like) (NP (NNS children)))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
I know it makes me sound like a bad person, but I just don't like children.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
makes
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
sound
sound
VERB
VB
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
bad
bad
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
child
children
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (NP (NP (PRP we)) (NP (DT all))) (VP (VBD got) (NP (DT that))) (. .) (CC But) (SQ (VBP do) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ different)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (DT the) (NN child)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (PRP ours))))))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Yeah, no, we all got that . But don't you think it'll be different when the child is ours?
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
det
all
all
DET
DT
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
conj
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
different
different
ADJ
JJ
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
child
child
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
ours
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Right)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN kid)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN ruined) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN body)))) (CC and) (VP (VBD kept) (NP (PRP me)) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (DT all) (NN night)))))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN got) (NP (NP (NP (DT no) (NN career)) (CC and) (NP (DT no) (NN future))) (CC and) (NP (NP (NN nothing)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ happy) (PP (IN about))) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (JJ next) (CD 20) (NNS years))))))))) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ sure))))))) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (RB completely) (JJ different)))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Right, when it's our kid that's ruined my body and kept me up all night and I've got no career and no future and nothing to be happy about for the next 20 years, sure, that'll be completely different.
discourse
right
Right
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
advcl
Number=Sing
kid
kid
NOUN
NN
nsubj:pass
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
ruin
ruined
VERB
VBN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
body
body
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
keep
kept
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
det
all
all
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
det
no
no
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
career
career
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
no
no
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
future
future
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
nothing
PRON
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
acl
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
obl
about
about
ADP
IN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
next
next
ADJ
JJ
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
20
20
NUM
CD
obl
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
completely
completely
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
different
different
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (. .)))
Howard
Well, yeah.
root
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
I told you I'm not good with kids. Yes, you did . Oh, I think my crotch is starting to curdle. The thing is, my mother worked full - time . I had to take care of my brothers and sisters. Yeah, so? Ugh, it was horrible! With their snotty noses and their poopy diapers and their little shrieky voices, always complaining . " I don't want to get dressed . " " Joey keeps spitting in my mouth . " " This isn't the way Mom makes waffles . " Well, okay, put your hand in here . Let's see how you like this waffle! All right, settle down . Red light . Red light, red light! Okay, we're fine. I know it makes me sound like a bad person, but I just don't like children. Yeah, no, we all got that . But don't you think it'll be different when the child is ours? Right, when it's our kid that's ruined my body and kept me up all night and I've got no career and no future and nothing to be happy about for the next 20 years, sure, that'll be completely different. Well, yeah.