(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean) (, ,) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (NN while))) (, ,) (S (NP (NN everything)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NNS vampires)))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT all) (NNS zombies)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP wonder) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (DT the) (JJ next) (NN monster) (NN fad)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB be)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
I mean, for a while, everything was vampires . Now it's all zombies . I wonder what the next monster fad will be.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
while
while
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
everything
PRON
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Number=Plur
vampire
vampires
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
all
all
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Plur
zomby
zombies
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wonder
wonder
VERB
VBP
ccomp
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
next
next
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
monster
monster
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
fad
fad
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP have) (RB n't) (VP (VBN had) (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (JJ invisible) (NN man)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN while))))) (. .)))
Raj
We haven't had a good invisible man in a while.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
have
had
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
invisible
invisible
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
while
while
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Clearly)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBN seen) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB try) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT a) (NN woman)))))))))) (. .)))
Stuart
Clearly, you've never seen me try to talk to a woman.
advmod
clearly
Clearly
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
see
seen
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
try
try
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNS Guys)) (. .) (S (PP (IN In) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN time)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG sitting) (ADVP (RB here)) (S (VP (VBG playing) (NP (NN video) (NNS games))))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBD got) (S (NP (DT the) (NN car)) (VP (VBN washed)))) (, ,) (VP (VBD picked) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (NN cleaning) (NNS supplies))) (CC and) (VP (VBD went) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN bank)))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Guys . In the time you've been sitting here playing video games, I got the car washed, picked up cleaning supplies and went to the bank.
vocative
Number=Plur
guy
Guys
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
in
In
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
sit
sitting
VERB
VBG
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
play
playing
VERB
VBG
compound
Number=Sing
video
video
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
game
games
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
wash
washed
VERB
VBN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
pick
picked
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
compound
Number=Sing
cleaning
cleaning
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
supplies
supplies
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
go
went
VERB
VBD
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
bank
bank
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD put) (PRT (IN on)) (NP (NNS pants))) (. .)))
Stuart
I put on pants.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
put
put
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
pant
pants
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (VB Kiss) (HYPH -) (NN ass) (. .)))
Howard
Kiss - ass.
compound
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Inf
kiss
Kiss
VERB
VB
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
root
Number=Sing
ass
ass
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD became) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN mother)) (PP (IN to) (NP (CD three) (JJ lazy) (NNS teenagers)))))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ stops) (NP (NN today)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You) (NNS guys)) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBG cleaning) (NP (DT the) (NN kitchen)) (, ,) (ADVP (JJ top) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN bottom))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Okay, I don't know when I became the mother to three lazy teenagers, but it stops today . You guys are cleaning the kitchen, top to bottom.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
become
became
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
xcomp
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
amod
Degree=Pos
lazy
lazy
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
teenager
teenagers
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
stop
stops
VERB
VBZ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
today
today
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
dep
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
clean
cleaning
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
kitchen
kitchen
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Degree=Pos
top
top
ADJ
JJ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
bottom
bottom
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB live) (ADVP (RB here)))) (. .)))
Raj
Hey, I don't even live here.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
live
live
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Yes) (CC or) (UH no)) (, ,) (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB have) (NP (NNS clothes)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN laundry))) (ADVP (RB right) (RB now))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Yes or no, do you have clothes in my laundry right now?
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
clothes
clothes
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
laundry
laundry
NOUN
NN
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do))) (. .) (S (CC And) (NP (NP (DT some)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP it)))) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NN wool)) (, ,) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ dry) (JJ flat)) (SBAR (IN if) (FRAG (ADJP (JJ possible)))))) (. .)))
Raj
I do . And some of it's wool, so dry flat if possible.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
some
some
DET
DT
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
conj
Number=Sing
wool
wool
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
dry
dry
ADJ
JJ
advmod
Degree=Pos
flat
flat
ADJ
JJ
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
advcl
Degree=Pos
possible
possible
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
I mean, for a while, everything was vampires . Now it's all zombies . I wonder what the next monster fad will be. We haven't had a good invisible man in a while. Clearly, you've never seen me try to talk to a woman. Guys . In the time you've been sitting here playing video games, I got the car washed, picked up cleaning supplies and went to the bank. I put on pants. Kiss - ass. Okay, I don't know when I became the mother to three lazy teenagers, but it stops today . You guys are cleaning the kitchen, top to bottom. Hey, I don't even live here. Yes or no, do you have clothes in my laundry right now? I do . And some of it's wool, so dry flat if possible.