(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB So)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (NP (DT any)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you)))) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBG considering) (S (VP (VBG going) (PP (IN into) (NP (JJ experimental) (NN physics))))))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN door)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB always)) (ADJP (JJ open)))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Once) (RB again)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry) (SBAR (S (NP (DT the) (NN demonstration)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB quite)) (VP (VB work) (PRT (RP out))))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (S (S (ADVP (RB now)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (VBZ happens) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB accidentally)) (VP (VBP spill) (NP (NNP Peach) (NNP Snapple)) (PP (IN into) (NP (DT a) (NML (NN helium) (NN neon)) (NN laser))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (JJ Short) (NN answer)) (VP (VBZ is) (, ...) (S (VP (VB do) (RB n't)))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (ADVP (RB now)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT the) (JJ theoretical) (NN physics) (NN department)))))) (VP (VBZ is)) (NP (NNP Dr.) (NNP Sheldon) (NNP Cooper)))) (. .)))
Leonard
So, if any of you are considering going into experimental physics, my door is always open . Once again, I'm sorry the demonstration didn't quite work out, but now we know what happens when you accidentally spill Peach Snapple into a helium neon laser . Short answer is...don't . And now to tell you about the theoretical physics department is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
any
any
DET
DT
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
consider
considering
VERB
VBG
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
go
going
VERB
VBG
case
into
into
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
experimental
experimental
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
physics
physics
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
door
door
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
open
open
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
NumType=Mult
once
Once
ADV
RB
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
demonstration
demonstration
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
quite
quite
ADV
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
work
work
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
happen
happens
VERB
VBZ
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
accidentally
accidentally
ADV
RB
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
spill
spill
VERB
VBP
compound
Number=Sing
Peach
Peach
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
Snapple
Snapple
PROPN
NNP
case
into
into
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
helium
helium
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
neon
neon
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
laser
laser
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
short
Short
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
answer
answer
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
theoretical
theoretical
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
physics
physics
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
department
department
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
conj
Number=Sing
Dr.
Dr.
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Cooper
Cooper
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Forget) (NP (PRP it))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Forget it.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
forget
Forget
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (DT both) (VP (VBD agreed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT this)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Sheldon, we both agreed to do this.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
det
both
both
DET
DT
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
agree
agreed
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN waste)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN time)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD might) (ADVP (RB as) (RB well)) (VP (VB explain) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS laws)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN thermodynamics)))) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN bunch)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS labradoodles)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It's a waste of time . I might as well explain the laws of thermodynamics to a bunch of labradoodles.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
waste
waste
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
advmod
as
as
ADV
RB
fixed
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
explain
explain
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
law
laws
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
thermodynamic
thermodynamics
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
bunch
bunch
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
labradoodle
labradoodles
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT this)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD wo) (RB n't) (VP (VB take) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NML (NN comic) (NN book)) (NN store))))) (. .)))
Leonard
If you don't do this, I won't take you to the comic book store.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
wo
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
comic
comic
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
book
book
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
store
store
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (JJ Nice) (NN work)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (NN laser))) (, ,) (PP (IN by) (NP (DT the) (NN way))) (. .)) (S (VP (VBG Looking) (PRT (RP out)) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ fresh) (JJ young) (NNS faces))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP remember) (SBAR (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB too)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG deciding) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ academic) (NN future)) (PP (IN as) (NP (DT a) (RB lowly) (NN graduate) (NN student)))))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (IN Of) (NN course)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (CD 14) (. .))) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD 'd) (ADVP (RB already)) (VP (VBN achieved) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (JJR more)) (PP (IN than) (NP (NP (JJS most)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you)))))) (VP (MD could) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VB hope) (S (VP (TO to))))))) (, ,) (PP (IN despite) (NP (PRP$ my) (CD 9:00) (NN bedtime) (. .) (RB Now))) (, ,) (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (MD may) (VP (VB be) (NP (QP (CD one) (CC or) (CD two)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you)))) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT this) (NN room)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ has) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ takes) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB succeed) (PP (IN in) (NP (JJ theoretical) (NN physics))))))))))))))))) (. .) (SBAR (IN Although) (, ,) (S (NP (NP (PRP it))) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RBR more) (JJ likely)) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB spend) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ scientific) (NNS careers)) (VP (VBG teaching) (NP (JJ fifth) (NNS graders)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (NP (NML (NN papier) (NN mache)) (NNS volcanoes)) (PP (IN with) (S (VP (NN baking) (NP (NN soda) (NN lava)))))))))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Nice work with the laser, by the way . Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I too was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student . Of course, I was 14 . And I'd already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime . Now, there may be one or two of you in this room who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics . Although, it's more likely that you'll spend your scientific careers teaching fifth graders how to make papier mache volcanoes with baking soda lava.
amod
Degree=Pos
nice
Nice
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
laser
laser
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
by
by
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
acl
VerbForm=Ger
look
Looking
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
case
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
fresh
fresh
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
young
young
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
face
faces
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
remember
remember
VERB
VBP
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
decide
deciding
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
academic
academic
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
future
future
NOUN
NN
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
lowly
lowly
ADV
RB
compound
Number=Sing
graduate
graduate
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
student
student
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
ExtPos=ADV
of
Of
ADP
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
14
14
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
VBD
advmod
already
already
ADV
RB
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
achieve
achieved
VERB
VBN
obj
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
case
than
than
ADP
IN
nsubj
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADJ
JJS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
hope
hope
VERB
VB
xcomp
to
to
PART
TO
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
despite
despite
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
9:00
9:00
NUM
CD
obl
Number=Sing
bedtime
bedtime
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
may
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
VERB
VB
nsubj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
room
room
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
take
takes
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
succeed
succeed
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
theoretical
theoretical
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
physics
physics
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
although
Although
SCONJ
IN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
parataxis
Degree=Pos
likely
likely
ADJ
JJ
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
spend
spend
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
scientific
scientific
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
career
careers
NOUN
NNS
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
teach
teaching
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
fifth
fifth
ADJ
JJ
iobj
Number=Plur
grader
graders
NOUN
NNS
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
compound
Number=Sing
papier
papier
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
mache
mache
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
volcano
volcanoes
NOUN
NNS
case
with
with
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
baking
baking
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
soda
soda
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
lava
lava
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (JJ good) (NNP God)) (. .)))
Leonard
Oh, good God.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN In) (ADJP (JJ short))) (, ...) (NP (NP (DT any) (NN one)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP you)) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD would) (ADVP (RB someday)) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ able) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VP (VB make) (NP (NP (DT any) (JJ significant) (NN contribution)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN physics))))) (, ,) (VP (VBD played) (NP (DT a) (JJ cruel) (NN trick)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP you)))) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ cruel) (NN trick)) (ADVP (RB indeed))) (. .) (NP (NP (DT Any) (NNS questions)) (. ?) (ADVP (IN Of) (NN course)) (RB not) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP weep) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN future)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN science))))))) (. .) (S (SBAR (ADVP (RB Now)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB excuse) (NP (PRP me))))))) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJS latest) (NN issue)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Batman)))) (VP (VBZ is) (PP (RB out) (. .)) (S (VP (VB Come))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Leonard))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
In short...any one who told you that you would someday be able to make any significant contribution to physics, played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed . Any questions? Of course not . I weep for the future of science . Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of Batman is out . Come, Leonard.
case
in
In
ADP
IN
obl
Degree=Pos
short
short
ADJ
JJ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
det
any
any
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
advmod
someday
someday
ADV
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
able
able
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
det
any
any
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
significant
significant
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
contribution
contribution
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
physics
physics
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
play
played
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
cruel
cruel
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
trick
trick
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
cruel
cruel
ADJ
JJ
appos
Number=Sing
trick
trick
NOUN
NN
advmod
indeed
indeed
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
any
Any
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Plur
question
questions
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advmod
ExtPos=ADV
of
Of
ADP
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
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PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
weep
weep
VERB
VBP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
future
future
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
science
science
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
excuse
excuse
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
late
latest
ADJ
JJS
nsubj
Number=Sing
issue
issue
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Batman
Batman
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
out
out
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
obj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NN Laser) (NN demonstration)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VP (VBG looking) (ADJP (RB pretty) (JJ good)) (ADVP (RB now))) (, ,) (INTJ (UH huh)))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Laser demonstration's looking pretty good now, huh?
compound
Number=Sing
laser
Laser
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
demonstration
demonstration
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
look
looking
VERB
VBG
advmod
pretty
pretty
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
huh
huh
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
So, if any of you are considering going into experimental physics, my door is always open . Once again, I'm sorry the demonstration didn't quite work out, but now we know what happens when you accidentally spill Peach Snapple into a helium neon laser . Short answer is...don't . And now to tell you about the theoretical physics department is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Forget it. Sheldon, we both agreed to do this. It's a waste of time . I might as well explain the laws of thermodynamics to a bunch of labradoodles. If you don't do this, I won't take you to the comic book store. Nice work with the laser, by the way . Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I too was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student . Of course, I was 14 . And I'd already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime . Now, there may be one or two of you in this room who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics . Although, it's more likely that you'll spend your scientific careers teaching fifth graders how to make papier mache volcanoes with baking soda lava. Oh, good God. In short...any one who told you that you would someday be able to make any significant contribution to physics, played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed . Any questions? Of course not . I weep for the future of science . Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of Batman is out . Come, Leonard. Laser demonstration's looking pretty good now, huh?