(ROOT (S (PP (IN Under) (NP (JJ normal) (NNS circumstances))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB say) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB so) (CC but) (SBAR (IN as) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (VP (VBN told) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB so)) (PP (IN with) (NP (JJ such) (NN vehemence) (CC and) (NN frequency))) (ADVP (RB already)) (SBAR (S (NP (DT the) (NN phrase)) (VP (VBZ has) (VP (VBN lost) (NP (DT all) (NN meaning) (. .)) (ADVP (RB Therefore)))))))))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG replacing) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (NN phrase) (SBAR (`` ") (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD informed) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB thusly)))))))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Sheldon
Under normal circumstances I'd say I told you so but as I have told you so with such vehemence and frequency already the phrase has lost all meaning . Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase " I informed you thusly . "
case
under
Under
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
normal
normal
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
circumstance
circumstances
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
tell
told
VERB
VBN
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
such
such
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
vehemence
vehemence
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
frequency
frequency
NOUN
NN
advmod
already
already
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
phrase
phrase
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
lose
lost
VERB
VBN
det
all
all
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
meaning
meaning
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
therefore
Therefore
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
replace
replacing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
phrase
phrase
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
inform
informed
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
thusly
thusly
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (LST (UH Ooh) (. .)) (VP (MD Ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB wait) (PP (IN for) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB start))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Ooh . Can't wait for that to start.
discourse
ooh
Ooh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
wait
wait
VERB
VB
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
start
start
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD informed) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB thusly))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I informed you thusly.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
inform
informed
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
thusly
thusly
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NP (CD Eight)) (PP (IN for) (NP (CD 28))) (. .)))
Raj
Eight for 28.
root
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
eight
Eight
NUM
CD
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
28
28
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB 've) (VP (VBN been) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD had) (RB n't) (VP (VBN stopped) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN dinner)))))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB 've) (VP (VBN been) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (NNP Koothrappali)) (VP (VBD had) (RB n't) (VP (VBN ordered) (NP (NN dessert))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
This is where we could've been if we hadn't stopped for dinner . This is where we could've been if Koothrappali hadn't ordered dessert.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
've
AUX
VB
advcl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
stop
stopped
VERB
VBN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
dinner
dinner
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
've
AUX
VB
advcl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Koothrappali
Koothrappali
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
order
ordered
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Sing
dessert
dessert
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD earned) (NP (PRP it)))) (, ,) (S (INTJ (UH dude))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD ate) (NP (PDT all) (PRP$ my) (NN broccoli)))) (. .)))
Raj
Well I earned it, dude, I ate all my broccoli.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
earn
earned
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
dude
dude
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
eat
ate
VERB
VBD
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
broccoli
broccoli
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (ADVP (RB here)) (VP (VBZ 's)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP are)))) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS runts)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ large) (NN litter)) (ADJP (JJ unlikely) (S (VP (TO to) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VB reach) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ nourishing) (NNS teats)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Indiana) (NNP Jones))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
And here's where we are, the runts in a large litter unlikely to ever reach the nourishing teats of Indiana Jones.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
root
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advcl
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
runt
runts
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
large
large
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
litter
litter
NOUN
NN
advcl:relcl
Degree=Pos
unlikely
unlikely
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
reach
reach
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
nourishing
nourishing
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
teat
teats
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Indiana
Indiana
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Jones
Jones
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB So)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP guess) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN thing)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD stopped) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN dinner))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
So I guess it's a good thing we stopped for dinner.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
guess
guess
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
stop
stopped
VERB
VBD
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
dinner
dinner
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,) (NP (NNS guys)) (, ,) (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (VP (VBG facing) (NP (NN disappointment))))) (, ,) (VP (NNP Eat) (, ,) (NNP Pray) (, ,)) (NP (NNP Love)) (VP (VBZ teaches) (NP (PRP us--))))))
Raj
You know, guys, when facing disappointment, Eat, Pray, Love teaches us--
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
face
facing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
disappointment
disappointment
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
eat
Eat
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Pray
Pray
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Love
Love
PROPN
NNP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
teach
teaches
VERB
VBZ
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
us--
us--
PRON
PRP
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (VP (VB shut) (PRT (RP up))) (. .)))
Howard
Oh, shut up.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
shut
shut
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Under normal circumstances I'd say I told you so but as I have told you so with such vehemence and frequency already the phrase has lost all meaning . Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase " I informed you thusly . " Ooh . Can't wait for that to start. I informed you thusly. Eight for 28. This is where we could've been if we hadn't stopped for dinner . This is where we could've been if Koothrappali hadn't ordered dessert. Well I earned it, dude, I ate all my broccoli. And here's where we are, the runts in a large litter unlikely to ever reach the nourishing teats of Indiana Jones. So I guess it's a good thing we stopped for dinner. You know, guys, when facing disappointment, Eat, Pray, Love teaches us-- Oh, shut up.