(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Ready) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN lunch)))) (. ?)))
Raj
Ready for lunch?
root
Degree=Pos
ready
Ready
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
lunch
lunch
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (CD one) (NN sec) (. .) (UH Oh) (, ,) (JJ good) (. .) (NNP Ma)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB 've) (VP (VBN killed) (NP (PRP me)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD found) (PRT (RP out)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD broke) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN retainer))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Yeah, one sec . Oh, good . Ma would've killed me if she found out I broke my retainer.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
root
Number=Sing
sec
sec
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
ma
Ma
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
've
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
kill
killed
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
find
found
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
break
broke
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
retainer
retainer
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ...) (SQ (MD can) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB run) (NP (NN something)) (PP (IN by) (NP (PRP you)))) (. ?) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN about) (NP (NNP Lakshmi) (. .) (UH Yeah))) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ sure)))))) (. .)))
Raj
Hey, uh...can I run something by you? It's about Lakshmi . Yeah, sure.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
run
run
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
parataxis
Number=Sing
Lakshmi
Lakshmi
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ sure)) (. .) (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (NNS things)) (VP (VBG going))) (. ?)))
Howard
Yeah, sure . How are things going?
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBD hit) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN couple)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS bumps)))))) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ lives) (ADVP (RB over)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP Manhattan) (NNP Beach))))) (, ,) (SBAR (RB so) (S (NP (NP (PRP it))) (VP (VBZ takes) (, ,) (UH like) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT an) (NN hour)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (ADVP (RB there)))))))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (NN lesbian))))) (. .)))
Raj
We hit a couple of bumps . She lives over in Manhattan Beach, so it takes, like, an hour to get there . And she's a lesbian.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
hit
hit
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
couple
couple
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
bump
bumps
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
live
lives
VERB
VBZ
compound:prt
over
over
ADV
RB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Manhattan
Manhattan
PROPN
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
Beach
Beach
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
take
takes
VERB
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
like
like
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
hour
hour
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
lesbian
lesbian
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB mean)))) (, ,) (`` ") (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (NN lesbian)) ('' ")) (. ?)))
Howard
What do you mean, " she's a lesbian "?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
lesbian
lesbian
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how) (WRB whenever)) (S (S (NP (PRP you) (CC and) (PRP I)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB try) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB hit) (PRT (IN on)) (NP (NNS women)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNS bars))))))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB blow) (NP (PRP us)) (PRT (RP off)))))))) (CC and) (S (ADVP (RB then)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB tell) (NP (DT each) (JJ other)) (S (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBD were) (ADVP (RB probably)) (ADJP (JJ gay)))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT that))))) (. .) (S (PP (IN Except) (NP (DT this) (NN time))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ true)))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Well, you know how whenever you and I would try to hit on women in bars and they'd blow us off and then we'd tell each other they were probably gay? It's like that . Except this time, it's true.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
advmod
PronType=Int
whenever
whenever
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
try
try
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
hit
hit
VERB
VB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
woman
women
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
bar
bars
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
conj
VerbForm=Inf
blow
blow
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
conj
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
PronType=Rcp
each
each
DET
DT
fixed
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advmod
probably
probably
ADV
RB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
gay
gay
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
like
like
ADP
IN
parataxis
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
except
Except
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
true
true
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (RB Then) (WHADVP (WRB why)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP she)) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB out)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP you))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Then why did she even go out with you?
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
Then
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
out
out
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG looking) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (NN husband))) (SBAR (RB so) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB appear) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ straight)))))))))))) (. .) (CC And) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,)) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD sounded) (ADJP (JJ crazy)) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me))) (PP (IN at) (NP (RB first))))) (, ...) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADVP (RB actually)) (VP (VBG thinking) (PP (IN about) (S (VP (VBG doing) (NP (PRP it)))))))) (. .)))
Raj
She was looking for a husband so she can appear to be straight . And, you know, it sounded crazy to me at first...but I'm actually thinking about doing it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
look
looking
VERB
VBG
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
husband
husband
NOUN
NN
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
appear
appear
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
straight
straight
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
sound
sounded
VERB
VBD
xcomp
Degree=Pos
crazy
crazy
ADJ
JJ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
NumType=Ord
first
first
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
think
thinking
VERB
VBG
mark
about
about
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
do
doing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (RB so) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN reason)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (MD might) (VP (VB sound) (ADJP (JJ crazy))))))) (, ...) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB 'cause)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ crazy)))))) (. !)))
Howard
Okay, so the reason that might sound crazy...is 'cause it's crazy!
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
reason
reason
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
sound
sound
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
crazy
crazy
ADJ
JJ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
'cause
'cause
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
crazy
crazy
ADJ
JJ
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (S (VP (VB Look) (, ,) (NP (NNP Howard)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN relationship))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (NP (NNS compromises)))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Look, Howard, you're in a relationship . You know you have to make compromises.
discourse
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
compromise
compromises
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS compromises)) (VP (VBP are) (WHPP (IN about) (SBAR (SBAR (WHNP (WDT which) (NN bedspread)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB buy))))) (CC or) (SBAR (WHNP (WP$ whose) (NN turn)) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ is) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB do) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN laundry)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Bernadette) (POS 's)) (CC or) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mom) (POS 's))))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Yes, but my compromises are about which bedspread to buy or whose turn it is to do the laundry, Bernadette's or my mom's.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
compromise
compromises
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det
PronType=Int
which
which
DET
WDT
root
Number=Sing
bedspread
bedspread
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
buy
buy
VERB
VB
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Poss=Yes|PronType=Rel
whose
whose
PRON
WP$
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
turn
turn
NOUN
NN
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
laundry
laundry
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
mom
mom
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (JJ great) (NN deal)))) (. .) (S (S (NP (NP (PRP We)) (DT both)) (VP (VBP get) (S (NP (PRP$ our) (NNS parents)) (PP (IN off) (NP (PRP$ our) (NNS backs)))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB come) (ADVP (RB home)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT an) (JJ empty) (NN apartment))) (NP (DT every) (NN night) (. .) (CC Plus)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN once) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ married))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (ADVP (RB finally)) (VP (VP (VB eat) (NP (NNS carbs)) (ADVP (RB again))) (CC and) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP myself)) (VP (VB go)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
It's a great deal . We both get our parents off our backs, I don't have to come home to an empty apartment every night . Plus, once I'm married, I can finally eat carbs again and let myself go.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
deal
deal
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
det
both
both
DET
DT
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
parent
parents
NOUN
NNS
case
off
off
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Plur
back
backs
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
empty
empty
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
apartment
apartment
NOUN
NN
det
PronType=Tot
every
every
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
plus
Plus
CCONJ
CC
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
once
once
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advcl
Degree=Pos
married
married
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
advmod
finally
finally
ADV
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
eat
eat
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
carb
carbs
NOUN
NNS
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
myself
myself
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP do) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS parents)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB try) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB find) (NP (NN someone) (JJ else)))))))))))) (. ?) (RB Maybe) (NP (NP (CD one)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ has) (RB n't) (VP (VBN slept) (PP (IN with) (NP (JJR more) (NN woman))) (PP (IN than) (NP (PRP you))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Why don't you tell your parents you want to try to find someone else? Maybe one who hasn't slept with more woman than you.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
iobj
Number=Plur
parent
parents
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
try
try
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
else
else
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
appos
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
sleep
slept
VERB
VBN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
obl
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
case
than
than
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN Because) (S (NP (DT this) (NN one)) (VP (VBZ wants) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB marry) (NP (PRP me)))))))) (. .) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD might) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VB find) (NP (NP (DT another) (NN one)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ does))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Because this one wants to marry me . I might never find another one who does.
mark
because
Because
SCONJ
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
wants
VERB
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
marry
marry
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
det
another
another
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB So)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB seriously)) (VP (VBG thinking) (PP (IN about) (S (VP (VBG marrying) (NP (NP (NN someone)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB have) (NP (NN sex)) (PP (IN with))))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
So you're seriously thinking about marrying someone you're never gonna have sex with?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
seriously
seriously
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
think
thinking
VERB
VBG
mark
about
about
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
marry
marrying
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
obl
with
with
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB believe) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN attitude))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NN favor)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (JJ gay) (NNS people)) (VP (VBG getting) (ADJP (VBN married)))))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
I can't believe your attitude . I thought you were in favor of gay people getting married.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
believe
believe
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
attitude
attitude
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
case
in
in
ADP
IN
ccomp
Number=Sing
favor
favor
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
gay
gay
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
aux:pass
VerbForm=Ger
get
getting
AUX
VBG
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
marry
married
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (PP (IN to) (NP (JJ other) (JJ gay) (NNS people))) (. !)))
Howard
Yes, to other gay people!
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
to
to
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
gay
gay
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB hear) (SBAR (WHADJP (WRB how) (JJ homophobic)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP sound))))) (. ?)))
Raj
Do you hear how homophobic you sound?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
hear
hear
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
homophobic
homophobic
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
sound
VERB
VBP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
Ready for lunch? Yeah, one sec . Oh, good . Ma would've killed me if she found out I broke my retainer. Hey, uh...can I run something by you? It's about Lakshmi . Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure . How are things going? We hit a couple of bumps . She lives over in Manhattan Beach, so it takes, like, an hour to get there . And she's a lesbian. What do you mean, " she's a lesbian "? Well, you know how whenever you and I would try to hit on women in bars and they'd blow us off and then we'd tell each other they were probably gay? It's like that . Except this time, it's true. Then why did she even go out with you? She was looking for a husband so she can appear to be straight . And, you know, it sounded crazy to me at first...but I'm actually thinking about doing it. Okay, so the reason that might sound crazy...is 'cause it's crazy! Look, Howard, you're in a relationship . You know you have to make compromises. Yes, but my compromises are about which bedspread to buy or whose turn it is to do the laundry, Bernadette's or my mom's. It's a great deal . We both get our parents off our backs, I don't have to come home to an empty apartment every night . Plus, once I'm married, I can finally eat carbs again and let myself go. Why don't you tell your parents you want to try to find someone else? Maybe one who hasn't slept with more woman than you. Because this one wants to marry me . I might never find another one who does. So you're seriously thinking about marrying someone you're never gonna have sex with? I can't believe your attitude . I thought you were in favor of gay people getting married. Yes, to other gay people! Do you hear how homophobic you sound?