(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (RB not) (VP (VB believe) (SBAR (S (NP (NNP Christy)) (VP (VB let) (NP (NNP Howard)) (PP (IN into) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN apartment)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
I cannot believe Christy let Howard into my apartment.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
believe
believe
VERB
VB
nsubj
Number=Sing
Christy
Christy
PROPN
NNP
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
case
into
into
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
apartment
apartment
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (RB not) (VP (VB believe) (SBAR (S (NP (NNS people)) (VP (VBP pay) (PP (IN for) (NP (NNS horoscopes))))))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (S (PP (IN on) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RBR more) (JJ serious)) (NN note))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (CD 8:13)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB still)) (RB not) (VP (VBG playing) (NP (NNP Halo)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
And I cannot believe people pay for horoscopes, but on a more serious note, it's 8:13 and we're still not playing Halo.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
believe
believe
VERB
VB
nsubj
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
pay
pay
VERB
VBP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
horoscope
horoscopes
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
amod
Degree=Pos
serious
serious
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
note
note
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
conj
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
8:13
8:13
NUM
CD
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
play
playing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
Halo
Halo
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (JJ Fine) (. .)) (NP (PRP We)) (VP (MD 'll) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB play) (NP (NP (CD one)) (HYPH -) (PP (IN on) (HYPH -) (NP (CD one)))) (SBAR (IN until) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ gets) (ADVP (RB back))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Fine . We'll just play one - on - one until he gets back.
advmod
Degree=Pos
Fine
Fine
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
play
play
VERB
VB
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
case
on
on
ADP
IN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nmod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
mark
until
until
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
gets
VERB
VBZ
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB play) (NP (NP (NP (CD one)) (HYPH -) (PP (IN on) (HYPH -) (NP (CD one)))) (. .))))) (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP play) (NP (NP (NNS teams)) (, ,) (RB not) (NP (NP (CD one)) (HYPH -) (PP (IN on) (HYPH -) (NP (CD one)))) (. .) (NP (CD One) (HYPH -) (IN on) (HYPH -) (NP (CD one))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
We don't play one - on - one . We play teams, not one - on - one . One - on - one.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
play
play
VERB
VB
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
case
on
on
ADP
IN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nmod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
play
play
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Plur
team
teams
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
appos
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
case
on
on
ADP
IN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nmod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
appos
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
One
NUM
CD
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
case
on
on
ADP
IN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nmod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (DT The) (JJ only) (NN way)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB play) (NP (NNS teams)) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT this) (NN point)))))))) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP cut) (NP (NNP Raj)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN half))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
The only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
only
only
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
play
play
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
team
teams
NOUN
NNS
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
cut
cut
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
Raj
Raj
PROPN
NNP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|Number=Sing
half
half
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Sure)) (, ,) (VP (VB cut) (NP (DT the) (NN foreigner)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN half)))) (. .) (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (QP (DT a) (CD billion)) (JJR more)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD came) (PP (IN from)))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Sure, cut the foreigner in half . There's a billion more where he came from.
discourse
sure
Sure
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
cut
cut
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
foreigner
foreigner
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|Number=Sing
half
half
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
billion
billion
NUM
CD
nsubj
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
advmod
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
come
came
VERB
VBD
obl
from
from
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NNS guys)) (VP (VBP need) (NP (DT a) (JJ fourth))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB play))) (. .)))
Penny
If you guys need a fourth, I'll play.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
dep
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
fourth
fourth
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
play
play
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (JJ Great) (NN idea) (. .)))
Leonard
Great idea.
amod
Degree=Pos
great
Great
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT The) (NN wheel)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT a) (JJ great) (NN idea)))) (, ,) (S (NP (NN relativity)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT a) (JJ great) (NN idea) (. .)))) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN notion)) (, ,) (CC and) (NP (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RB rather) (JJ sucky)) (NN one)) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT that))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
The wheel was a great idea, relativity was a great idea . This is a notion, and a rather sucky one at that.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
wheel
wheel
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
relativity
relativity
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
notion
notion
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
rather
rather
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
sucky
sucky
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (WRB Why) (. ?)))
Penny
Why?
root
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Penny) (, ,) (NNP Penny) (, ,) (NNP Penny)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, Penny, Penny, Penny.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (. ?)))
Penny
What, what, what?
reparandum
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ complex) (NN battle) (NN simulation)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (JJ steep) (NN learning) (NN curve)))))) (. .) (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (NP (JJ myriad) (NNS weapons) (, ,) (NNS vehicles) (CC and) (NNS strategies)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB master)))))) (, ,) (CONJP (RB not) (TO to)) (VP (VB mention) (NP (DT an) (ADJP (RB extremely) (JJ intricate)) (NN backstory)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve . There are myriad weapons, vehicles and strategies to master, not to mention an extremely intricate backstory.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
complex
complex
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
battle
battle
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
simulation
simulation
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
steep
steep
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
learning
learning
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
curve
curve
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
VERB
VBP
amod
Degree=Pos
myriad
myriad
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Plur
weapon
weapons
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Plur
vehicle
vehicles
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Plur
strategy
strategies
NOUN
NNS
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
master
master
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
not
not
PART
RB
fixed
to
to
PART
TO
fixed
VerbForm=Inf
mention
mention
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
advmod
extremely
extremely
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
intricate
intricate
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
backstory
backstory
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Oh) (JJ cool) (. .) (SBARQ (NP (WP$ Whose) (NN head)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB blow) (PRT (RP off)))) (. ?))))
Penny
Oh cool . Whose head did I just blow off?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
root
Degree=Pos
cool
cool
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Poss=Yes|PronType=Rel
what
Whose
PRON
WP$
obj
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
blow
blow
VERB
VB
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (PRP Mine) (. .)))
Sheldon
Mine.
root
Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
mine
Mine
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (DT this) (. .) (NML (NN Lock) (CC and) (NN load)) (, ,) (NP (NNS boys)))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, I got this . Lock and load, boys.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
vocative
Number=Sing
lock
Lock
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
load
load
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Plur
boy
boys
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ only) (NN way)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB play) (NP (NNS teams)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
It's the only way we can play teams.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
only
only
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
play
play
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
team
teams
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (CC but) (S (SBAR (WHNP (WP whoever)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ her) (NN partner))))) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN hamstrung) (PP (IN by) (NP (NP (PRP$ her) (NN lack)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN experience))))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (RB not) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB mention) (NP (DT the) (NN fact)))) (. ...)))
Sheldon
Yes, but whoever's her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience, and not to mention the fact ...
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj:pass
PronType=Rel
whoever
whoever
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
partner
partner
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
hamstr
hamstrung
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
obl:agent
Number=Sing
lack
lack
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
experience
experience
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
cc
not
not
PART
RB
fixed
to
to
PART
TO
fixed
VerbForm=Inf
mention
mention
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
fact
fact
NOUN
NN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ goes) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN head)) (ADVP (RB again))) (. .)))
Penny
There goes your head again.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
goes
VERB
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NP (PRP It))) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (JJ good) (NN sportsmanship)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB shoot) (NP (NP (NN somebody)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB just) (IN re) (HYPH -) (VBN spawned))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB give) (NP (PRP them)) (NP (DT a) (NN chance) (S (VP (TO to) (, ...) (ADVP (RB Now)) (, ,) (VP (VB come) (PRT (RP on))))))))))))) (. !)))
Sheldon
It's not good sportsmanship to shoot somebody who's just re - spawned . You need to to give them a chance to...Now, come on!
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
sportsmanship
sportsmanship
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
shoot
shoot
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
somebody
somebody
PRON
NN
nsubj:pass
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
compound
re
re
ADP
IN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
spawn
spawned
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
xcomp
to
to
PART
TO
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
give
give
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
chance
chance
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
acl
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Raj) (, ,) (NNP Raj) (. !)) (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN got) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VBN cornered) (. .) (S (VP (VB Cover) (NP (PRP me)))))))) (. !)))
Sheldon
Raj, Raj! She's got me cornered . Cover me!
vocative
Number=Sing
Raj
Raj
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
Raj
Raj
PROPN
NNP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
corner
cornered
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
cover
Cover
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Cover) (NP (DT this)) (, ,) (NP (NNS suckers))) (. !)))
Penny
Cover this, suckers!
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
cover
Cover
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Plur
sucker
suckers
NOUN
NNS
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Penny)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP are) (PP (IN on) (NP (NN fire)))) (. !)))
Leonard
Penny, you are on fire!
vocative
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
root
Number=Sing
fire
fire
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB so)) (VP (VBZ is)) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (. .)))
Penny
Yeah, so is Sheldon.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
so
so
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (WHADVP (WRB how))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG cheating)))) (. .) (S (NP (DT No) (NN one)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (ADJP (RB that) (JJ attractive)) (CC and) (ADJP (DT this) (JJ skilled))) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT a) (NN video) (NN game)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Okay, that's it . I don't know how, but she is cheating . No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
cheating
cheating
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
no
No
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
one
one
PRON
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
that
that
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
attractive
attractive
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
conj
Degree=Pos
skilled
skilled
ADJ
JJ
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
video
video
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
game
game
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Wait))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (VP (VB come) (ADVP (RB back))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD forgot) (NP (NN something)))) (. .)))
Penny
Wait, Sheldon, come back . You forgot something.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wait
Wait
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VB
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
forget
forgot
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Sheldon
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT This) (NN plasma) (NN grenade) (. .)) (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG raining) (NP (PRP you)))) (. .)))
Penny
This plasma grenade . Look, it's raining you.
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
plasma
plasma
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
grenade
grenade
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
rain
raining
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP laugh) (, now--) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBP wait) (SBAR (IN until) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP need) (NP (NN tech) (NN support))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You laugh now-- you just wait until you need tech support.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
laugh
laugh
VERB
VBP
punct
now--
now--
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wait
wait
VERB
VBP
mark
until
until
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
compound
Number=Sing
tech
tech
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
support
support
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (UH Gosh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (NN kind) (IN of)) (NP (DT a) (JJ sore) (NN loser)))) (, ,) (SQ (VBZ is) (RB n't) (NP (PRP he))) (. ?)))
Penny
Gosh, he's kind of a sore loser, isn't he?
discourse
gosh
Gosh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
sore
sore
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
loser
loser
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (TO To) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ fair))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB also)) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RB rather) (JJ unpleasant)) (NN winner))) (. .)))
Leonard
To be fair, he's also a rather unpleasant winner.
mark
to
To
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advcl
Degree=Pos
fair
fair
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
also
also
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
rather
rather
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
unpleasant
unpleasant
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
winner
winner
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN been) (ADJP (JJ fun)))) (. .)))
Penny
Well, it's been fun.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
root
Degree=Pos
fun
fun
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP make) (NP (PDT such) (DT a) (JJ good) (NN team)))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB enter) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN couple)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Halo) (NNS tournaments)))) (ADVP (RB sometime))))) (. .)))
Leonard
We make such a good team . Maybe we could enter a couple of Halo tournaments sometime.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
make
VERB
VBP
det:predet
such
such
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
team
team
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
enter
enter
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
couple
couple
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Halo
Halo
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Plur
tournament
tournaments
NOUN
NNS
advmod
sometime
sometime
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC Or) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD could) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN life)))) (. .)))
Penny
Or we could just have a life.
cc
or
Or
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP guess) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you))) (SBAR (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT an) (NN option)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I guess for you that's an option.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
guess
guess
VERB
VBP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
option
option
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (JJ Good) (NN night) (. .)))
Penny
Good night.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (JJ Good) (NN night) (. .)))
Leonard
Good night.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN As) (ADJP (JJ usual))) (, ,) (NP (JJ nice)) (VP (VBG talking) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP you))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Raj))) (. .)))
Penny
As usual, nice talking to you, Raj.
case
as
As
ADP
IN
obl
Degree=Pos
usual
usual
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
csubj
VerbForm=Ger
talk
talking
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Raj
Raj
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB suppose) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD meant) (PP (IN by) (NP (DT that)))))))) (. ?)))
Raj
What do you suppose she meant by that?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
suppose
suppose
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
mean
meant
VERB
VBD
case
by
by
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT an) (NN enigma)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Raj)))) (. .)))
Leonard
She's an enigma, Raj.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
enigma
enigma
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Raj
Raj
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (NP (NP (NP (DT another) (NN thing--)) (SBAR (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ certain) (NN ethic)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN game)))))))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Penny)) (, ,) (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RB well-) (VBN established)))) (. ...)))
Sheldon
And another thing-- there's a certain ethic to the game, Penny, a well- established ...
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
det
another
another
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
thing--
thing--
NOUN
NN
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
certain
certain
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
ethic
ethic
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
game
game
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
well-
well-
ADV
RB
appos
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
establish
established
VERB
VBN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ gone))) (. .)))
Leonard
She's gone.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
gone
gone
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN said) (NP (JJ good) (HYPH -) (NN bye))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
She could have said good - bye.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
say
said
VERB
VBN
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obj
Number=Sing
bye
bye
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (NN problem))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, I have a problem.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN called) (S (NP (NML (NN carpal) (NN tunnel)) (NN syndrome)))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (ADVP (RB quite) (RB frankly)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP deserve) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It's called carpal tunnel syndrome, and quite frankly you deserve it.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
call
called
VERB
VBN
compound
Number=Sing
carpal
carpal
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
tunnel
tunnel
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Number=Sing
syndrome
syndrome
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
quite
quite
ADV
RB
advmod
frankly
frankly
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
deserve
deserve
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBZ ’s) (ADJP (JJ wrong))) (. ?)))
Leonard
What ’s wrong?
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
’s
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
wrong
wrong
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Howard) (CC and) (NNP Christy)) (VP (VBP are) (, ...) (ADVP (NN kind) (IN of)) (S (VP (VBG hooking) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN bedroom)))))) (. .)))
Penny
Howard and Christy are...kind of hooking up in my bedroom.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Christy
Christy
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
advmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
root
VerbForm=Ger
hook
hooking
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
bedroom
bedroom
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (JJ sure)) (. ?)))
Leonard
Are you sure?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD grew) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT a) (NN farm))) (, ,) (INTJ (UH okay)) (. ?) (S (PP (IN From) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD heard))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (CC either) (VP (VBG having) (NP (NN sex))))) (CC or) (S (NP (NNP Howard)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN caught) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN milking) (NN machine)))))) (. .) (SQ (VBP Do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB mind) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP stay) (ADVP (RB here)) (NP (NN tonight))))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
I grew up on a farm, okay? From what I heard, they're either having sex or Howard's caught in a milking machine . Do you mind if I stay here tonight?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
grow
grew
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
farm
farm
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
okay
okay
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
case
from
From
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
hear
heard
VERB
VBD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
cc:preconj
either
either
CCONJ
CC
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
catch
caught
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
milk
milking
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
machine
machine
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
mind
mind
VERB
VB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
stay
stay
VERB
VBP
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tonight
tonight
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (S (VP (VB take) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN couch)) (, ,) (CC or) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN bed)) (. .)))) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (JJ new) (NNS pillows) (. .) (ADJP (NN Hypo) (HYPH -) (JJ allergenic)))) (. .)))
Leonard
No, take the couch, or my bed . I just got new pillows . Hypo - allergenic.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
take
take
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
couch
couch
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
bed
bed
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
pillow
pillows
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
compound
Number=Sing
hypo
Hypo
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
appos
Degree=Pos
allergenic
allergenic
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT The) (NN couch)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ good))) (. .)))
Penny
The couch is good.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
couch
couch
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Hold) (NP (NP (DT that) (NN thought) (. .) (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (NP (DT a) (NN moment)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Hold that thought . Leonard, a moment.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
hold
Hold
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
thought
thought
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
appos
Number=Sing
moment
moment
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Let) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB guess))))) (. .) (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (NN problem)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT this)))) (. .)))
Leonard
Let me guess . You have a problem with this.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
Let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
guess
guess
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Where)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB begin))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Where do I begin?
advmod
PronType=Int
where
Where
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
begin
begin
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (RB up) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP you) (. .) (NP (JJ Crazy) (NN person) (POS 's)) (NN choice))))) (. .)))
Leonard
It's up to you . Crazy person's choice.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
up
up
ADV
RB
fixed
to
to
ADP
IN
root
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
Crazy
Crazy
ADJ
JJ
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
parataxis
Number=Sing
choice
choice
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (RB First)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (NNS houseguests))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Frankly)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB afford) (NP (DT the) (NN rent)))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB ask) (NP (PRP you)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB leave))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
First, we don't have houseguests . Frankly, if I could afford the rent, I'd ask you to leave.
advmod
NumType=Ord
first
First
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
houseguest
houseguests
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
frankly
Frankly
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
afford
afford
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
rent
rent
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
ask
ask
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
leave
leave
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP$ Your) (NN friendship)) (VP (VBZ means) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN lot)) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me)))) (ADVP (RB as) (RB well)) (. .) (FRAG (FRAG (WHNP (WP What) (RB else))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Your friendship means a lot to me as well . What else?
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
friendship
friendship
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
means
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
lot
lot
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
advmod
as
as
ADV
RB
fixed
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
amod
Degree=Pos
else
else
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ...) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN earthquake) (NNS supplies)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well...our earthquake supplies.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
earthquake
earthquake
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Plur
supplies
supplies
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB So) (. ?)))
Leonard
So?
root
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB So)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT an) (NN earthquake)))) (CC and) (S (NP (NP (DT the) (CD three)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP us)))) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBN trapped) (ADVP (RB here))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN food)))) (PP (IN by) (NP (NN tomorrow) (NN afternoon))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
So if there's an earthquake and the three of us are trapped here, we could be out of food by tomorrow afternoon.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
earthquake
earthquake
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj:pass
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
trap
trapped
VERB
VBN
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
root
Number=Sing
food
food
NOUN
NN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
tomorrow
tomorrow
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
afternoon
afternoon
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry)))) (, ,) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG suggesting) (SBAR (IN that) (S (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP let) (S (NP (NNP Penny)) (VP (VB stay)))))) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD might) (VP (VB succumb) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN cannibalism))))))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
I'm sorry, are you suggesting that if we let Penny stay we might succumb to cannibalism?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
suggest
suggesting
VERB
VBG
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
stay
stay
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
succumb
succumb
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
cannibalism
cannibalism
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT No) (NN one)) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VBZ thinks) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB happen) (SBAR (IN until) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ does))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
No one ever thinks it'll happen until it does.
det
no
No
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
one
one
PRON
NN
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
thinks
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
happen
happen
VERB
VB
mark
until
until
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP promise) (S (RB not) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB chew) (NP (DT the) (NN flesh)) (PP (IN off) (NP (PRP$ our) (NNS bones))) (SBAR (IN while) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP sleep)))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB stay))) (. .)))
Leonard
If you promise not to chew the flesh off our bones while we sleep, you can stay.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
promise
promise
VERB
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
chew
chew
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
flesh
flesh
NOUN
NN
case
off
off
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Plur
bone
bones
NOUN
NNS
mark
while
while
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sleep
sleep
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
stay
stay
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Hu)) (, ..) (WHNP (WP what)) (. ?)))
Penny
Hu .. what?
vocative
Number=Sing
Hu
Hu
PROPN
NNP
punct
..
..
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG engaging) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN reductio) (NN ad) (NN absurdum)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ logical) (NN fallacy)) (PP (IN of) (S (VP (VP (VBG extending) (NP (NP (NN someone) (POS 's)) (NN argument)) (PP (IN to) (NP (JJ ridiculous) (NNS proportions)))) (CC and) (ADVP (RB then)) (VP (VBG criticizing) (NP (DT the) (NN result) (. .) (CC And))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB not) (VP (VB appreciate) (NP (PRP it)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
He's engaging in reductio ad absurdum . It's the logical fallacy of extending someone's argument to ridiculous proportions and then criticizing the result . And I do not appreciate it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
engage
engaging
VERB
VBG
case
in
in
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
reductio
reductio
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
ad
ad
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
absurdum
absurdum
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
logical
logical
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
fallacy
fallacy
NOUN
NN
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
extend
extending
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Sing
argument
argument
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
ridiculous
ridiculous
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
proportion
proportions
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
conj
VerbForm=Ger
criticize
criticizing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
result
result
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
appreciate
appreciate
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB get) (S (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN blanket)) (CC and) (NP (DT a) (NN pillow)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I'll get you a blanket and a pillow.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
blanket
blanket
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
pillow
pillow
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Okay)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN since) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADVP (RB obviously)) (VP (VBG being) (VP (VBN ignored) (ADVP (RB here))))))) (, ,) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN over) (NP (DT the) (NN morning) (NN schedule)))))) (. .) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP use) (NP (DT the) (NN bathroom)) (PP (PP (IN from) (NP (CD 7:00))) (PP (IN to) (NP (CD 7:20) (. .)))) (S (VP (VB Plan) (NP (PRP$ your) (NML (NML (NNS ablutions)) (CC and) (NML (NN bodily) (NNS functions)))) (ADVP (RB accordingly))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Okay, since I'm obviously being ignored here, let's go over the morning schedule . I use the bathroom from 7:00 to 7:20 . Plan your ablutions and bodily functions accordingly.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
since
since
SCONJ
IN
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
obviously
obviously
ADV
RB
aux:pass
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
ignore
ignored
VERB
VBN
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
over
over
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
morning
morning
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
schedule
schedule
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
use
use
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
bathroom
bathroom
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
obl
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
7:00
7:00
NUM
CD
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
7:20
7:20
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
plan
Plan
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
ablution
ablutions
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
bodily
bodily
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Plur
function
functions
NOUN
NNS
advmod
accordingly
accordingly
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBP am) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBN supposed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB plan) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN bodily) (NNS functions))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
How am I supposed to plan my bodily functions?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
suppose
supposed
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
plan
plan
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
bodily
bodily
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
function
functions
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP suggest) (NP (DT no) (NNS liquids)) (PP (IN after) (NP (CD 11:00) (NN p.m.))))))
Sheldon
I suggest no liquids after 11:00 p.m.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
suggest
suggest
VERB
VBP
det
no
no
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
liquid
liquids
NOUN
NNS
case
after
after
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
11:00
11:00
NUM
CD
nmod
Number=Sing
p.m.
p.m.
NOUN
NN
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Here)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP go)) (. .)))
Leonard
Here you go.
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN Thanks) (NNP Leonard) (. .)))
Penny
Thanks Leonard.
root
Number=Sing
thanks
Thanks
NOUN
NN
vocative
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hmmph)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ wrong)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Hmmph, wrong.
discourse
hmmph
Hmmph
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Pos
wrong
wrong
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP ’m) (VP (VBG listening))) (. .)))
Penny
I ’m listening.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
’m
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
listen
listening
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP$ Your) (NN head)) (VP (VBZ goes) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (JJ other) (NN end)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Your head goes on the other end.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
goes
VERB
VBZ
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
end
end
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (WRB Why) (. ?)))
Penny
Why?
root
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB culturally) (JJ universal)))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (DT A) (NN bed)) (, ,) (NP (RB even) (DT a) (JJ temporary) (NN bed)) (, ,)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VBN oriented) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN headboard)) (ADVP (RB away) (PP (IN from) (NP (DT the) (NN door))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ serves) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ ancient) (NN imperative)) (PP (IN of) (S (VP (VBG protecting) (NP (PRP oneself)) (PP (IN against) (NP (NNS marauders))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It's culturally universal . A bed, even a temporary bed, is always oriented with the headboard away from the door . It serves the ancient imperative of protecting oneself against marauders.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
culturally
culturally
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
universal
universal
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
bed
bed
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
temporary
temporary
ADJ
JJ
appos
Number=Sing
bed
bed
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
orient
oriented
VERB
VBN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
headboard
headboard
NOUN
NN
advcl
away
away
ADV
RB
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
door
door
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
serve
serves
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
ancient
ancient
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
imperative
imperative
NOUN
NN
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
protect
protecting
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
oneself
oneself
PRON
PRP
case
against
against
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
marauder
marauders
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB risk) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .)))
Penny
I'll risk it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
risk
risk
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hm) (. !)))
Sheldon
Hm!
root
hm
Hm
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NN Anything) (JJ else)) (SQ (MD should) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB know))) (. ?)))
Penny
Anything else should I know?
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anything
Anything
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
else
else
ADJ
JJ
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP use) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN toothbrush))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB jump) (PRT (RP out)) (S (NP (DT that) (NN window) (. .) (UH Please)) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB come) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN funeral)))))) (. .) (S (VP (VB Have) (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN night)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yes, if you use my toothbrush, I'll jump out that window . Please don't come to my funeral . Have a good night.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
use
use
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
toothbrush
toothbrush
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
jump
jump
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
window
window
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
please
Please
INTJ
UH
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
funeral
funeral
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
have
Have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Sorry) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT that)))) (. .)))
Leonard
Sorry about that.
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
Sorry
ADJ
JJ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ okay))) (. .)))
Penny
That's okay.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
okay
okay
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (UH FYI--)) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN toothbrush)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ red) (NN one)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNP Plexiglas) (NN case)) (PP (IN under) (NP (DT the) (NN UV) (NN light))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
FYI-- his toothbrush is the red one in the Plexiglas case under the UV light.
reparandum
fyi--
FYI--
INTJ
UH
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
toothbrush
toothbrush
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
red
red
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Plexiglas
Plexiglas
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
case
case
NOUN
NN
case
under
under
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
ultra-violet
UV
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
light
light
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBD Got) (NP (PRP it)) (. .)))
Penny
Got it.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
Got
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Sleep) (S (ADJP (JJ tight)))) (. .)))
Leonard
Sleep tight.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
sleep
Sleep
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
tight
tight
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN Thanks) (. .)))
Penny
Thanks.
root
Number=Sing
thanks
Thanks
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (NN Thanks) (JJ Funny) (NN expression)) (, ,) (`` ") (VP (VB sleep) (NP (JJ tight))) (. .) ('' ")) (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ refers) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ early) (NN construction)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS beds)))) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT which)) (S (VP (VBD featured) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN mattress)) (VP (VBN suspended) (PP (IN on) (NP (NN interlocking) (NNS ropes))))) (, ,) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT which)) (S (VP (MD would) (ADVP (RB occasionally)) (, ...) (VP (VB Sleep) (ADJP (JJ tight))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Thanks Funny expression, " sleep tight . " It refers to the early construction of beds which featured a mattress suspended on interlocking ropes, which would occasionally...Sleep tight.
root
Number=Sing
thanks
Thanks
NOUN
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
funny
Funny
ADJ
JJ
appos
Number=Sing
expression
expression
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
sleep
sleep
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
tight
tight
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
refer
refers
VERB
VBZ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
early
early
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
construction
construction
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
bed
beds
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
which
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
feature
featured
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
mattress
mattress
NOUN
NN
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
suspend
suspended
VERB
VBN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
interlocking
interlocking
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
rope
ropes
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
which
PRON
WDT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
advmod
occasionally
occasionally
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
sleep
Sleep
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
tight
tight
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
I cannot believe Christy let Howard into my apartment. And I cannot believe people pay for horoscopes, but on a more serious note, it's 8:13 and we're still not playing Halo. Fine . We'll just play one - on - one until he gets back. We don't play one - on - one . We play teams, not one - on - one . One - on - one. The only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half. Sure, cut the foreigner in half . There's a billion more where he came from. If you guys need a fourth, I'll play. Great idea. The wheel was a great idea, relativity was a great idea . This is a notion, and a rather sucky one at that. Why? Oh, Penny, Penny, Penny. What, what, what? This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve . There are myriad weapons, vehicles and strategies to master, not to mention an extremely intricate backstory. Oh cool . Whose head did I just blow off? Mine. Okay, I got this . Lock and load, boys. It's the only way we can play teams. Yes, but whoever's her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience, and not to mention the fact ... There goes your head again. It's not good sportsmanship to shoot somebody who's just re - spawned . You need to to give them a chance to...Now, come on! Raj, Raj! She's got me cornered . Cover me! Cover this, suckers! Penny, you are on fire! Yeah, so is Sheldon. Okay, that's it . I don't know how, but she is cheating . No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game. Wait, Sheldon, come back . You forgot something. What? This plasma grenade . Look, it's raining you. You laugh now-- you just wait until you need tech support. Gosh, he's kind of a sore loser, isn't he? To be fair, he's also a rather unpleasant winner. Well, it's been fun. We make such a good team . Maybe we could enter a couple of Halo tournaments sometime. Or we could just have a life. I guess for you that's an option. Good night. Good night. As usual, nice talking to you, Raj. What do you suppose she meant by that? She's an enigma, Raj. And another thing-- there's a certain ethic to the game, Penny, a well- established ... She's gone. She could have said good - bye. Okay, I have a problem. It's called carpal tunnel syndrome, and quite frankly you deserve it. What ’s wrong? Howard and Christy are...kind of hooking up in my bedroom. Are you sure? I grew up on a farm, okay? From what I heard, they're either having sex or Howard's caught in a milking machine . Do you mind if I stay here tonight? No, take the couch, or my bed . I just got new pillows . Hypo - allergenic. The couch is good. Hold that thought . Leonard, a moment. Let me guess . You have a problem with this. Where do I begin? It's up to you . Crazy person's choice. First, we don't have houseguests . Frankly, if I could afford the rent, I'd ask you to leave. Your friendship means a lot to me as well . What else? Well...our earthquake supplies. So? So if there's an earthquake and the three of us are trapped here, we could be out of food by tomorrow afternoon. I'm sorry, are you suggesting that if we let Penny stay we might succumb to cannibalism? No one ever thinks it'll happen until it does. If you promise not to chew the flesh off our bones while we sleep, you can stay. Hu .. what? He's engaging in reductio ad absurdum . It's the logical fallacy of extending someone's argument to ridiculous proportions and then criticizing the result . And I do not appreciate it. I'll get you a blanket and a pillow. Okay, since I'm obviously being ignored here, let's go over the morning schedule . I use the bathroom from 7:00 to 7:20 . Plan your ablutions and bodily functions accordingly. How am I supposed to plan my bodily functions? I suggest no liquids after 11:00 p.m. Here you go. Thanks Leonard. Hmmph, wrong. I ’m listening. Your head goes on the other end. Why? It's culturally universal . A bed, even a temporary bed, is always oriented with the headboard away from the door . It serves the ancient imperative of protecting oneself against marauders. I'll risk it. Hm! Anything else should I know? Yes, if you use my toothbrush, I'll jump out that window . Please don't come to my funeral . Have a good night. Sorry about that. That's okay. FYI-- his toothbrush is the red one in the Plexiglas case under the UV light. Got it. Sleep tight. Thanks. Thanks Funny expression, " sleep tight . " It refers to the early construction of beds which featured a mattress suspended on interlocking ropes, which would occasionally...Sleep tight.