(ROOT (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ proud) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (PRP you)) (, ,) (NP (NP (NNP Amy) (. .)) (NP (PRP$ Your) (JJ first) (NN bikini) (NN wax))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
We're so proud of you, Amy . Your first bikini wax.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
proud
proud
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
first
first
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
bikini
bikini
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
wax
wax
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB So) (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG doing))) (. ?)))
Penny
So how you doing?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Ger
do
doing
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (NP (DT A) (ADJP (ADJP (JJ little) (JJ sensitive)) (, ,) (CC but) (RB not) (JJ bad) (. .))) (SQ (VBZ Does) (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VB take) (ADVP (RB that) (RB long)))) (. ?)))
Amy
A little sensitive, but not bad . Does it always take that long?
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
root
Degree=Pos
sensitive
sensitive
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
conj
Degree=Pos
bad
bad
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Does
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
advmod
that
that
ADV
RB
advmod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Uh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (, ,) (NP (PRP they)) (ADVP (RB usually)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB out))) (CC and) (VP (VB get) (NP (JJR more) (NN wax)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Uh, no, they usually don't have to go out and get more wax.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
advmod
usually
usually
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
out
out
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
obj
Number=Sing
wax
wax
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP feel) (SBAR (IN like) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (NP (CD five) (NNS pounds)) (JJR lighter)))))) (. .)))
Amy
I feel like I'm five pounds lighter.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
feel
feel
VERB
VBP
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
five
five
NUM
CD
obl:npmod
Number=Plur
pound
pounds
NOUN
NNS
advcl
Degree=Cmp
light
lighter
ADJ
JJR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADVP (RB Really)) (. ?) (NP (RB Only) (CD 5)) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Really? Only 5?
advmod
really
Really
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advmod
only
Only
ADV
RB
root
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
5
5
NUM
CD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (NN anybody)) (VP (VB want) (NP (DT a) (NN drink))) (. ?)))
Penny
Hey, anybody want a drink?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anybody
anybody
PRON
NN
root
VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
drink
drink
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (JJ Sure) (. .)))
Amy
Sure.
root
Degree=Pos
sure
Sure
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (LST (UH Okay) (. .) (UH So)) (, ,) (VBD did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB spend) (NP (JJ last) (NN night)) (S (VP (VBG hearing) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT this) (JJ silly) (NML (NN parking) (NN space)) (NN fight))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB too))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Okay . So, did you spend last night hearing about this silly parking space fight, too?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
so
So
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
spend
spend
VERB
VB
amod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
hear
hearing
VERB
VBG
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
silly
silly
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
fight
fight
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN For) (NP (NNS hours) (. .))) (ADVP (RB Fortunately)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (RB n't) (VP (VB understand) (NP (NP (JJS most)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP it)))) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG wearing) (NP (DT that) (JJ stupid) (NN robot) (NN mask)))))))) (. .)))
Amy
For hours . Fortunately, I couldn't understand most of it because Sheldon was wearing that stupid robot mask.
case
for
For
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
hour
hours
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
fortunately
Fortunately
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
understand
understand
VERB
VB
obj
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADJ
JJS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
wear
wearing
VERB
VBG
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
stupid
stupid
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
robot
robot
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
mask
mask
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NNP Howard)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ angry)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB mash) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (NNP Benadryl)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN ice) (NN cream))) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (S (NP (PRP him)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB fall) (ADVP (RB asleep))))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Howard was so angry, I had to mash up Benadryl in his ice cream to get him to fall asleep.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
angry
angry
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
mash
mash
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
obj
Number=Sing
Benadryl
Benadryl
PROPN
NNP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
ice
ice
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
cream
cream
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
fall
fall
VERB
VB
xcomp
asleep
asleep
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP guess) (S (S (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP get) (PP (IN for) (S (VP (VBG being) (PP (IN with) (NP (CD two) (ADJP (NN testosterone) (HYPH -) (VBN fueled)) (NN alpha) (NNS males))))))))))) (. .) (S (PP (IN At) (NP (DT some) (NN point))) (, ,) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBN bound) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB lock) (NP (NNS horns)))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
I guess this is what we get for being with two testosterone - fueled alpha males . At some point, they're bound to lock horns.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
guess
guess
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
cop
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
compound
Number=Sing
testosterone
testosterone
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
fuel
fueled
VERB
VBN
compound
Number=Sing
alpha
alpha
NOUN
NN
advcl
Number=Plur
male
males
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
at
At
ADP
IN
det
some
some
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
bind
bound
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
lock
lock
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
horn
horns
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG assuming) (SBAR (S (NP (DT these)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (NP (DT some) (NN kind)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS horns)))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBD bought) (PP (IN at) (NP (NNP Comic) (HYPH -) (NNP Con)))))))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
I'm assuming these are some kind of horns they bought at Comic - Con?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
assume
assuming
VERB
VBG
nsubj
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
this
these
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
det
some
some
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
horn
horns
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
buy
bought
VERB
VBD
case
at
at
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Comic
Comic
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obl
Number=Sing
Con
Con
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (RB really) (JJ sorry) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBD took) (NP (NP (NNP Sheldon) (POS 's)) (NN spot)) (ADVP (RB away)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (MD should) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB suffer)))) (SBAR (ADVP (RB just)) (IN because) (S (NP (NNP Howard)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PDT such) (DT a) (JJ big) (NN deal)) (ADVP (RB now))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
I'm really sorry they took Sheldon's spot away . He shouldn't have to suffer just because Howard's such a big deal now.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
take
took
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
advmod
away
away
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
suffer
suffer
VERB
VB
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det:predet
such
such
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
big
big
ADJ
JJ
advcl
Number=Sing
deal
deal
NOUN
NN
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (MD should) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (NNP Howard)) (VP (VB have) (NP (PRP$ his) (JJ little) (NN moment)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN sun)))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
I know . Sheldon should just let Howard have his little moment in the sun.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
moment
moment
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
sun
sun
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBN supposed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB mean)))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
What's that supposed to mean?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
suppose
supposed
VERB
VBN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,)) (S (NP (NNP Howard) (VBZ 's)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN space))) (ADVP (RB again))))))) (CC but) (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (MD will) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VB be) (NP (DT a) (NN genius))))) (. .)))
Amy
Well, I mean, Howard's never gonna go to space again but Sheldon will always be a genius.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
genius
genius
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB get) (NP (DT a) (JJ fancy) (NN parking) (NN spot)) (ADVP (RB again)) (SBAR (IN if) (CC and) (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ makes) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ worthwhile) (NN contribution)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN science)))))))))))) (. .) (CONJP (IN If) (CC and) (WRB when)))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
And I'm sure Sheldon will get a fancy parking spot again if and when he makes a worthwhile contribution to science . If and when?
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
fancy
fancy
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
makes
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
worthwhile
worthwhile
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
contribution
contribution
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
science
science
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (CONJP (IN If) (CC and) (WRB when) (. ?)))
Amy
If and when?
root
if
If
SCONJ
IN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB maybe)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB change) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN subject) (. .) (NNP Amy)) (, ,) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB how)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN lady) (NNS parts)) (. ?) (ADJP (RB Still) (JJ chilly) (RB down) (RB there))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Okay, maybe we should change the subject . Amy, how are your lady parts? Still chilly down there?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
maybe
maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
change
change
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
subject
subject
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
vocative
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
lady
lady
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
part
parts
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advmod
still
Still
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
chilly
chilly
ADJ
JJ
advmod
down
down
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NP (NN None)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NNP Sheldon) (POS 's)) (NNS theories)))) (VP (VBP have) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VBN been) (ADVP (RB definitively)) (VP (VBN proven))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NN husband)) (ADVP (RB actually)) (VP (VBD went) (PP (IN to) (NP (JJ outer) (NN space))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
None of Sheldon's theories have ever been definitively proven . My husband actually went to outer space.
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
none
None
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
nmod
Number=Plur
theory
theories
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
AUX
VBP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
aux:pass
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
advmod
definitively
definitively
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
prove
proven
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
husband
husband
NOUN
NN
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
go
went
VERB
VBD
case
to
to
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
outer
outer
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT an) (JJ impressive) (NN accomplishment)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB now)) (NP (NP (DT an) (NN inspiration)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (NP (NNS millions)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNPS Americans)))) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (ADJP (JJ special)) (CC or) (ADJP (RB even) (JJ qualified)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN into) (NP (NN space)))))))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
That's an impressive accomplishment . He's now an inspiration to millions of Americans who know you don't have to be special or even qualified to go into space.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
impressive
impressive
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
accomplishment
accomplishment
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
inspiration
inspiration
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
million
millions
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
American
Americans
PROPN
NNPS
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
special
special
ADJ
JJ
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
conj
Degree=Pos
qualified
qualified
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
into
into
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP remember) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ first) (NN time)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (DT a) (NN bikini) (NN wax)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NN sister)) (VP (VBD did) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN with) (NP (VBN melted) (NML (NNP Crayolas) (CC and) (NN duct)) (NN tape))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (JJ bad) (NN idea)))) (. ...)))
Penny
You know, I remember the first time I got a bikini wax . My sister did it with melted Crayolas and duct tape . It's a bad idea ...
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
remember
remember
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
first
first
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
bikini
bikini
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
wax
wax
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
sister
sister
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
melt
melted
VERB
VBN
obl
Number=Sing
Crayolas
Crayolas
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
duct
duct
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
tape
tape
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
bad
bad
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Gosh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Amy) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG sensing) (NP (DT a) (JJ little) (NN hostility)))) (. .) (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RB maybe)) (SBAR (IN because) (, ,) (S (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (NNP Sheldon) (POS 's)) (NN work))) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN sex) (NN life)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB also)) (ADJP (JJ theoretical)))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Gosh, Amy . I'm sensing a little hostility . Is it maybe because, like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?
discourse
gosh
Gosh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
sense
sensing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
hostility
hostility
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj:outer
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
maybe
maybe
ADV
RB
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
obl
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
also
also
ADV
RB
advcl
Degree=Pos
theoretical
theoretical
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Damn) (. .)))
Penny
Damn.
root
damn
Damn
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (SBAR (ADVP (IN at) (JJS least)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP do) (VP (VB make) (NP (NN love))))))) (, ,) (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (MD wo) (RB n't) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG thinking) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN mother))))))) (. .) (CC And) (S (INTJ (UH yes)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RB cleverly) (JJ veiled)) (NN reference)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (NNP Howard) (POS 's)) (JJ lifelong) (NN obsession) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB crawl) (ADVP (RB back) (PP (IN into) (NP (PRP$ her) (JJ spacious) (NN womb)))))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Yeah, well, at least when we do make love, Sheldon won't be thinking about his mother . And yes, that is a cleverly veiled reference to Howard's lifelong obsession to crawl back into her spacious womb.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
ExtPos=ADV
at
at
ADP
IN
fixed
Degree=Sup
least
least
ADJ
JJS
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
love
love
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
wo
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
think
thinking
VERB
VBG
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
discourse
yes
yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
cleverly
cleverly
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
veiled
veiled
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
reference
reference
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
amod
Degree=Pos
lifelong
lifelong
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
obsession
obsession
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
crawl
crawl
VERB
VB
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
into
into
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
spacious
spacious
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
womb
womb
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Anyway)) (, ,) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT this) (NN day))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB see) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN box)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS crayons)))) (PP (IN without) (S (VP (VBG crossing) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS legs))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Anyway, to this day, I still can't see a box of crayons without crossing my legs.
discourse
anyway
Anyway
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
day
day
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
box
box
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
crayon
crayons
NOUN
NNS
mark
without
without
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
cross
crossing
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
leg
legs
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB take) (NP (DT this) (. .)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB home))) (CC and) (VP (VB have) (NP (NN sex)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN husband))) (ADVP (RB right) (RB now))))))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP him)) (VP (VB do) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me))) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN parking) (NN spot)))))))) (. .) (S (SBAR (WHNP (WDT Which)) (S (VP (VBZ sounds) (ADJP (JJ dirty))))) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB mean) (NP (PRP it)) (NP (DT that) (NN way)))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
I don't have to take this . I'm gonna go home and have sex with my husband right now . Maybe I'll let him do it to me in the parking spot . Which sounds dirty but I didn't mean it that way.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
husband
husband
NOUN
NN
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
Which
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
sounds
VERB
VBZ
xcomp
Degree=Pos
dirty
dirty
ADJ
JJ
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
We're so proud of you, Amy . Your first bikini wax. So how you doing? A little sensitive, but not bad . Does it always take that long? Uh, no, they usually don't have to go out and get more wax. I feel like I'm five pounds lighter. Really? Only 5? Hey, anybody want a drink? Sure. Okay . So, did you spend last night hearing about this silly parking space fight, too? For hours . Fortunately, I couldn't understand most of it because Sheldon was wearing that stupid robot mask. Howard was so angry, I had to mash up Benadryl in his ice cream to get him to fall asleep. I guess this is what we get for being with two testosterone - fueled alpha males . At some point, they're bound to lock horns. I'm assuming these are some kind of horns they bought at Comic - Con? I'm really sorry they took Sheldon's spot away . He shouldn't have to suffer just because Howard's such a big deal now. I know . Sheldon should just let Howard have his little moment in the sun. What's that supposed to mean? Well, I mean, Howard's never gonna go to space again but Sheldon will always be a genius. And I'm sure Sheldon will get a fancy parking spot again if and when he makes a worthwhile contribution to science . If and when? If and when? Okay, maybe we should change the subject . Amy, how are your lady parts? Still chilly down there? None of Sheldon's theories have ever been definitively proven . My husband actually went to outer space. That's an impressive accomplishment . He's now an inspiration to millions of Americans who know you don't have to be special or even qualified to go into space. You know, I remember the first time I got a bikini wax . My sister did it with melted Crayolas and duct tape . It's a bad idea ... Gosh, Amy . I'm sensing a little hostility . Is it maybe because, like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical? Damn. Yeah, well, at least when we do make love, Sheldon won't be thinking about his mother . And yes, that is a cleverly veiled reference to Howard's lifelong obsession to crawl back into her spacious womb. Anyway, to this day, I still can't see a box of crayons without crossing my legs. I don't have to take this . I'm gonna go home and have sex with my husband right now . Maybe I'll let him do it to me in the parking spot . Which sounds dirty but I didn't mean it that way.