(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN offered) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN ride)) (RB home))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You could have offered me a ride home.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
offer
offered
VERB
VBN
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
ride
ride
NOUN
NN
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ lucky) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB run) (NP (PRP you)) (PRT (RP over)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
You're lucky I didn't run you over.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
lucky
lucky
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
run
run
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
over
over
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB understand) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ unhappy) (PP (IN about))))))))) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD begged) (NP (PRP me)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB come)))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD came))) (. .) (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (RB just) (DT no) (VBG pleasing) (PRP you))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I really don't understand what you're so unhappy about . You begged me to come, I came . There's just no pleasing you.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
understand
understand
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Degree=Pos
unhappy
unhappy
ADJ
JJ
obl
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
beg
begged
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
come
came
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
det
PronType=Art
no
no
DET
DT
amod
VerbForm=Ger
pleasing
pleasing
VERB
VBG
nsubj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ right)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (DT the) (NN problem)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN one)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ needs) (NP (NN help)))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
You're right, I'm the problem, I'm the one that needs help.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
problem
problem
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
needs
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing
help
help
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (NP (JJ much)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT an) (NN apology))))) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB take) (NP (PRP it))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, that's not much of an apology but I'll take it.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
much
much
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
apology
apology
NOUN
NN
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
conj
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VP (VB Excuse) (NP (PRP me))) (, ,) (VBZ is) (NP (EX there)) (NP (NP (NN anything)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB apologise) (PP (IN for))))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Excuse me, is there anything you would apologise for?
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
excuse
Excuse
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
VERB
VBZ
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anything
anything
PRON
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
apologise
apologise
VERB
VB
obl
for
for
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD tried) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB blow) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN head))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ uncalled) (PP (IN for))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'm sorry I tried to blow up your head . It was uncalled for.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
try
tried
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
blow
blow
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Degree=Pos
uncalled
uncalled
ADJ
JJ
obl
for
for
ADP
IN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD wo) (RB n't) (VP (VB believe) (NP (DT this)))) (. .)))
Howard
You won't believe this.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
wo
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
believe
believe
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NN Somebody)) (VP (VP (VBD got) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ whole) (NN thing)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ their) (NN cell) (NN phone))))) (CC and) (VP (VBD put) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NNP YouTube))))) (. !)))
Raj
Somebody got the whole thing with their cell phone and put it on YouTube!
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
somebody
Somebody
PRON
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
whole
whole
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
their
their
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
cell
cell
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
phone
phone
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
put
put
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
YouTube
YouTube
PROPN
NNP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Leonard
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP Who)) (SQ (SQ (MD would) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT that))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Who would do that?
nsubj
PronType=Int
who
Who
PRON
WP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (NP (PRP me))))) (. .) (S (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (S (VP (VB check) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP out)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (VBN featured) (NN video)))) (. !) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD saw) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBD hit) (NP (PRP me))))))) (. !) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD tried) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB blow) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN head))))))) (. !) (S (ADVP (RB Then)) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG working)))) (. !) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (RB not) (VP (VBG working)))) (. !) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB see) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT that)))))) (. !) (S (NP (NP (PRP You) (NNS people)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (JJ front) (NN row)))) (VP (NNS heads) (ADVP (RP up)))) (. !) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (NN splash) (NN zone)) (VP (VP (VB Leave) (NP (PRP it))) (, ,) (VP (VB leave) (NP (PRP it)))))))) (. !)))
Howard
That would be me . Hey, check it out, it's a featured video! You saw that he hit me! You tried to blow up my head! Then it was working! It was not working! We will see about that! You people in the front row heads up! This is splash zone Leave it, leave it!
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
check
check
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
feature
featured
VERB
VBN
parataxis
Number=Sing
video
video
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
see
saw
VERB
VBD
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
hit
hit
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
try
tried
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
blow
blow
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
head
head
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
Then
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
work
working
VERB
VBG
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
work
working
VERB
VBG
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
dep
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
front
front
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
row
row
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Plur
head
heads
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
compound
Number=Sing
splash
splash
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
zone
zone
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
leave
Leave
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
leave
leave
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH Jeez) (. .)) (SQ (VBZ does) (NP (DT this) (NN suit)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VB look) (ADJP (RB that) (JJ bad))) (. ?))))
Leonard
Oh, Jeez . does this suit really look that bad?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
jeez
Jeez
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
suit
suit
NOUN
NN
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
advmod
that
that
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
bad
bad
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VP (VB Forget) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN suit))) (, ,) (VP (VB look) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS arms))) (VP (VBG waving))) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN flamingo)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NNP Ritalin))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Forget your suit, look at my arms waving . I'm like a flamingo on Ritalin.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
forget
Forget
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
suit
suit
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
look
VERB
VB
mark
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
arm
arms
NOUN
NNS
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
wave
waving
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
flamingo
flamingo
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Ritalin
Ritalin
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Howard)) (, ,) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB like) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB explain) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me))) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why)) (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NNP Facebook) (NN page)) (VP (VBZ has) (S (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN picture)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP me)))) (VP (VBG sleeping) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN shoulder))))) (VP (VBN captioned) (NP (`` ") (NP (PRP me)) (CC and) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN girlfriend)) ('' ")))))))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Howard, would you like to explain to me why your Facebook page has a picture of me sleeping on your shoulder captioned " me and my girlfriend "?
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
explain
explain
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
advmod
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
Facebook
Facebook
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Number=Sing
page
page
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
picture
picture
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
acl
VerbForm=Ger
sleep
sleeping
VERB
VBG
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
shoulder
shoulder
NOUN
NN
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
caption
captioned
VERB
VBN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
xcomp
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Uh) (, -) (UH oh)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB here)) (VP (VBZ comes)) (`` “) (NP (DT the) (NN talk)) (. .) ('' ”)))
Howard
Uh - oh, here comes “ the talk . ”
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
discourse
oh
oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
comes
VERB
VBZ
punct
''
“
PUNCT
``
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
talk
talk
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
''
”
PUNCT
''
You could have offered me a ride home. You're lucky I didn't run you over. I really don't understand what you're so unhappy about . You begged me to come, I came . There's just no pleasing you. You're right, I'm the problem, I'm the one that needs help. Well, that's not much of an apology but I'll take it. Excuse me, is there anything you would apologise for? I'm sorry I tried to blow up your head . It was uncalled for. You won't believe this. Somebody got the whole thing with their cell phone and put it on YouTube! What? Who would do that? That would be me . Hey, check it out, it's a featured video! You saw that he hit me! You tried to blow up my head! Then it was working! It was not working! We will see about that! You people in the front row heads up! This is splash zone Leave it, leave it! Oh, Jeez . does this suit really look that bad? Forget your suit, look at my arms waving . I'm like a flamingo on Ritalin. Howard, would you like to explain to me why your Facebook page has a picture of me sleeping on your shoulder captioned " me and my girlfriend "? Uh - oh, here comes “ the talk . ”