(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP God)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB never) (RB again)) (. .)))
Raj
Oh, God, never again.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Number=Sing
God
God
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
root
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP assume) (PP (IN by) (NP (`` ") (RB never) (RB again))))) (, ,) ('' ") (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP mean) (ADVP (RB never) (RB again)) (SBAR (SQ (MD will) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VP (VB drink) (NP (NP (DT all)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NNP Penny) (POS 's)) (NN beer))))) (, ,) (RB then) (VP (VB run) (ADVP (RB down) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (NN gas) (NN station)))) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN couple)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS 40s)))) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN box)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NNP Slim) (NNPS Jims)) (CC and) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJS latest) (NN issue)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Bombay) (NNP Badonkadonks))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I assume by " never again, " you mean never again will you drink all of Penny's beer, then run down to the gas station for a couple of 40s, a box of Slim Jims and the latest issue of Bombay Badonkadonks.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
assume
assume
VERB
VBP
case
by
by
ADP
IN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
drink
drink
VERB
VB
obj
all
all
DET
DT
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
nmod
Number=Sing
beer
beer
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
run
run
VERB
VB
advmod
down
down
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
gas
gas
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
station
station
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
couple
couple
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
40
40s
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
box
box
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
Slim
Slim
ADJ
NNP
nmod
Number=Plur
Jim
Jims
PROPN
NNPS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
late
latest
ADJ
JJS
conj
Number=Sing
issue
issue
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Bombay
Bombay
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Badonkadonks
Badonkadonks
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ homesick))) (. .)))
Raj
I was homesick.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Degree=Pos
homesick
homesick
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (DT The) (NN highlight)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN evening)))) (VP (VBD was) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD showed) (NP (PRP us)) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNP Bollywood) (NN break) (NN dancing) (NNS skills)))))) (. .)))
Howard
The highlight of the evening was when you showed us your Bollywood break dancing skills.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
highlight
highlight
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
evening
evening
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
show
showed
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
Bollywood
Bollywood
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
break
break
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
dancing
dancing
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
skill
skills
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ offensive))) (. .)))
Raj
That's very offensive.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
offensive
offensive
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (NP (PRP we)) (NP (DT all))) (VP (VBD thought) (ADVP (RB so))) (. .)))
Howard
Yeah, we all thought so.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
det
all
all
DET
DT
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (. .)))
Leonard
Oh, no.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Howard
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNP John) (CC and) (NNP Yoko) (. .)))
Leonard
John and Yoko.
root
Number=Sing
John
John
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Yoko
Yoko
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NNP John) (CC and) (NNP Yoko) (. .)) (PP (RBR More) (IN like) (NP (NNP Yoko) (CC and) (NNP Yoko)))) (. .)))
Howard
It's John and Yoko . More like Yoko and Yoko.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Number=Sing
John
John
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Yoko
Yoko
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
More
ADV
RBR
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Yoko
Yoko
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Yoko
Yoko
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNS Greetings) (. .)))
Sheldon
Greetings.
root
Number=Plur
greeting
Greetings
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Hey) (. .)))
Leonard
Hey.
root
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD brought) (NP (NNP Amy)) (ADVP (RB here)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB show) (NP (PRP her)) (NP (NP (DT some)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN work)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG doing)))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I brought Amy here to show her some of the work I'm doing.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
bring
brought
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
show
show
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
obj
some
some
DET
DT
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NP (PRP It))) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ impressive)) (, ,) (PP (IN for) (NP (JJ theoretical) (NN work)))) (. .)))
Amy
It's very impressive, for theoretical work.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
impressive
impressive
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
for
for
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
theoretical
theoretical
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Do) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB detect) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN hint)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN condescension))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Do I detect a hint of condescension?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
detect
detect
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
hint
hint
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
condescension
condescension
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry)))) (, ,) (SQ (VBD was) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBG being) (ADJP (RB too) (JJ subtle)))) (PRN (. ?) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD meant) (PP (VBN compared) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT the) (NML (JJ real) (HYPH -) (NN world)) (NNS applications)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NN neurobiology)) (, ,) (NP (JJ theoretical) (NN physics))))))))) (: is--)) (WHNP (WP what)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NP (DT the) (NN word)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG looking) (PP (IN for))))))) (. ?) (INTJ (UH hmm)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ cute)))) (. .)))
Amy
I'm sorry, was I being too subtle? I meant compared to the real - world applications of neurobiology, theoretical physics is-- what's the word I'm looking for? hmm, cute.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
subtle
subtle
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
mean
meant
VERB
VBD
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
compare
compared
VERB
VBN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
world
world
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
application
applications
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
neurobiology
neurobiology
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
theoretical
theoretical
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
physics
physics
NOUN
NN
punct
is--
is--
PUNCT
:
parataxis
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
word
word
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
look
looking
VERB
VBG
obl
for
for
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
discourse
hmm
hmm
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Degree=Pos
cute
cute
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Oooh) (. !)))
Leonard and Howard together
Oooh!
root
oooh
Oooh
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG suggesting) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN work)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN neurobiologist)) (PP (IN like) (NP (NNP Babinski)))))) (VP (MD could) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VB rise) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN significance)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN physicist)) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (NNP Clarke) (HYPH -) (NNP Maxwell)) (CC or) (NP (NNP Dirac))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Are you suggesting the work of a neurobiologist like Babinski could ever rise to the significance of a physicist like Clarke - Maxwell or Dirac?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
suggest
suggesting
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
neurobiologist
neurobiologist
NOUN
NN
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Babinski
Babinski
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
rise
rise
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
significance
significance
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
physicist
physicist
NOUN
NN
case
like
like
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Clarke
Clarke
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
Maxwell
Maxwell
PROPN
NNP
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Dirac
Dirac
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG stating) (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RB outright))))) (. .) (S (NP (NNP Babinski)) (VP (VP (VBZ eats) (NP (NNP Dirac)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN breakfast)))) (CC and) (VP (VBZ defecates) (NP (NNP Clarke) (HYPH -) (NNP Maxwell))))) (. .)))
Amy
I'm stating it outright . Babinski eats Dirac for breakfast and defecates Clarke - Maxwell.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
state
stating
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
outright
outright
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Babinski
Babinski
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
eat
eats
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing
Dirac
Dirac
PROPN
NNP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
breakfast
breakfast
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
defecate
defecates
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing
Clarke
Clarke
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
Maxwell
Maxwell
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP take) (NP (DT that)) (PRT (RB back))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You take that back.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
take
take
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
compound:prt
back
back
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADVP (RB Absolutely)) (RB not) (. .) (NP (NP (PRP$ My) (NNS colleagues)) (CC and) (NP (PRP I))) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBG mapping) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ neurological) (NNS substrates)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBP subserve) (NP (NP (NP (NML (JJ global) (NN information)) (NN processing)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT which)) (S (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBN required) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (DT all) (JJ cognitive) (NN reasoning)) (, ,) (PP (VBG including) (NP (JJ scientific) (NN inquiry))) (, ,)))))))) (VP (VBG making) (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN research)) (VP (NN ipso) (ADJP (NN facto)) (ADJP (JJ prior) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN ordo) (NN cognoscendi)))))))))))))) (. .) (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ means) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (ADJP (JJR better)) (PP (IN than) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN research))))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (VP (PP (IN by) (NP (NN extension))) (, ,) (ADVP (IN of) (NN course)) (, ,) (NP (PRP yours)))) (. .)))
Amy
Absolutely not . My colleagues and I are mapping the neurological substrates that subserve global information processing, which is required for all cognitive reasoning, including scientific inquiry, making my research ipso facto prior in the ordo cognoscendi . That means it's better than his research, and by extension, of course, yours.
advmod
absolutely
Absolutely
ADV
RB
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
colleague
colleagues
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
map
mapping
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
neurological
neurological
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
substrate
substrates
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
subserve
subserve
VERB
VBP
amod
Degree=Pos
global
global
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
information
information
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
processing
processing
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
PronType=Rel
which
which
PRON
WDT
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
require
required
VERB
VBN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
all
all
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
cognitive
cognitive
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
reasoning
reasoning
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
VerbForm=Ger
include
including
VERB
VBG
amod
Degree=Pos
scientific
scientific
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
inquiry
inquiry
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
make
making
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
research
research
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
ipso
ipso
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
facto
facto
NOUN
NN
case
Degree=Pos
prior
prior
ADJ
JJ
fixed
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
ordo
ordo
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
cognoscendi
cognoscendi
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
means
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Degree=Cmp
good
better
ADJ
JJR
case
than
than
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
research
research
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
case
by
by
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
extension
extension
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
of
of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
yours
yours
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry)))) (, ,) (S (NP (NNP I'm) (, -) (VBZ I'm)) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (VBG trying) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB work) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (VBG defecating) (NNP Clark) (NNP Maxwell)))))))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB so)) (. ...)))
Leonard
I'm sorry, I'm - I'm still trying to work on the defecating Clark Maxwell, so ...
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Number=Sing
I'm
I'm
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
I'm
AUX
VBZ
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
try
trying
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
work
work
VERB
VB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
VerbForm=Ger
defecate
defecating
VERB
VBG
compound
Number=Sing
Clark
Clark
PROPN
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
Maxwell
Maxwell
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
so
so
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Excuse) (NP (PRP me)))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (DT a) (JJ grand) (JJ unified) (NN theory)) (, ,) (SBAR (ADVP (RB insofar)) (IN as) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ explains) (NP (NN everything))))) (, ,) (VP (MD will) (ADVP (RB ipso)) (NP (NN facto)) (VP (VB explain) (NP (NN neurobiology))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Excuse me, but a grand unified theory, insofar as it explains everything, will ipso facto explain neurobiology.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
excuse
Excuse
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
grand
grand
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
unified
unified
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
theory
theory
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
insofar
insofar
ADV
RB
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
explain
explains
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Tot
everything
everything
PRON
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
advmod
ipso
ipso
ADV
RB
nsubj
Number=Sing
facto
facto
NOUN
NN
conj
VerbForm=Inf
explain
explain
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
neurobiology
neurobiology
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (CC but) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ successful))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ able) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB map) (CC and) (VB reproduce) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN thought) (NNS processes)) (PP (IN in) (S (VP (VP (VBG deriving) (NP (DT a) (JJ grand) (JJ unified) (NN theory))) (, ,) (CC and) (ADVP (RB therefore)) (, ,) (VB subsume) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS conclusions)) (PP (IN under) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN paradigm)))))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Yes, but if I'm successful, I will be able to map and reproduce your thought processes in deriving a grand unified theory, and therefore, subsume your conclusions under my paradigm.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advcl
Degree=Pos
successful
successful
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Degree=Pos
able
able
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
map
map
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
reproduce
reproduce
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
thought
thought
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
process
processes
NOUN
NNS
mark
in
in
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
derive
deriving
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
grand
grand
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
unified
unified
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
theory
theory
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
therefore
therefore
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
VerbForm=Inf
subsume
subsume
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
conclusion
conclusions
NOUN
NNS
case
under
under
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
paradigm
paradigm
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT the) (JJ rankest) (NN psychologism))) (, ,) (CC and) (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (RB conclusively)) (VP (VBN revealed) (PP (IN as) (NP (NN hogwash))) (PP (IN by) (NP (NNP Gottlob) (NNP Frege))) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NNS 1890s)))))) (. !)))
Sheldon
That's the rankest psychologism, and was conclusively revealed as hogwash by Gottlob Frege in the 1890s!
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
rank
rankest
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
psychologism
psychologism
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
conclusively
conclusively
ADV
RB
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
reveal
revealed
VERB
VBN
case
as
as
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
hogwash
hogwash
NOUN
NN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Gottlob
Gottlob
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Frege
Frege
PROPN
NNP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
1890s
1890s
NOUN
NNS
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (VBP appear) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN reached) (NP (DT an) (NN impasse))))))) (. .)))
Amy
We appear to have reached an impasse.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
appear
appear
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
reach
reached
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
impasse
impasse
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP move) (S (NP (PRP$ our) (NN relationship)) (VP (VB terminate) (ADVP (RB immediately))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I move our relationship terminate immediately.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
move
move
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
terminate
terminate
VERB
VB
advmod
immediately
immediately
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBD Seconded)) (. .)))
Amy
Seconded.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
second
Seconded
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBG being) (NP (DT no) (NNS objections))) (. ...)))
Sheldon
There being no objections ...
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
root
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
VERB
VBG
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
objection
objections
NOUN
NNS
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh) (, -) (UH uh)) (. .)))
All
No, uh - uh.
root
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT the) (NN motion)) (VP (VBZ carries) (NP (NP (. .) (JJ Good) (NN day)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Amy) (NNP Farrah) (NNP Fowler)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
the motion carries . Good day, Amy Farrah Fowler.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
motion
motion
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
carry
carries
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
day
day
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Farrah
Farrah
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Fowler
Fowler
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NP (JJ Good) (NN day)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon) (NNP Cooper)) (. .)))
Amy
Good day, Sheldon Cooper.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
day
day
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Cooper
Cooper
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNS Women)) (PRN (, ,) (INTJ (UH huh)) (. ?) (VP (MD Ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB live) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP them))))) (, ,) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB successfully)) (VP (VB refute) (NP (PRP$ their) (NNS hypotheses)))) (. .))))
Howard
Women, huh? Can't live with them, can't successfully refute their hypotheses.
nsubj
Number=Plur
woman
Women
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
huh
huh
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
live
live
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
successfully
successfully
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
refute
refute
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
their
their
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
hypothese
hypotheses
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (UH Amen)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT that))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Amen to that.
root
amen
Amen
INTJ
UH
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Oh, God, never again. I assume by " never again, " you mean never again will you drink all of Penny's beer, then run down to the gas station for a couple of 40s, a box of Slim Jims and the latest issue of Bombay Badonkadonks. I was homesick. The highlight of the evening was when you showed us your Bollywood break dancing skills. That's very offensive. Yeah, we all thought so. Oh, no. What? John and Yoko. It's John and Yoko . More like Yoko and Yoko. Greetings. Hey. I brought Amy here to show her some of the work I'm doing. It's very impressive, for theoretical work. Do I detect a hint of condescension? I'm sorry, was I being too subtle? I meant compared to the real - world applications of neurobiology, theoretical physics is-- what's the word I'm looking for? hmm, cute. Oooh! Are you suggesting the work of a neurobiologist like Babinski could ever rise to the significance of a physicist like Clarke - Maxwell or Dirac? I'm stating it outright . Babinski eats Dirac for breakfast and defecates Clarke - Maxwell. You take that back. Absolutely not . My colleagues and I are mapping the neurological substrates that subserve global information processing, which is required for all cognitive reasoning, including scientific inquiry, making my research ipso facto prior in the ordo cognoscendi . That means it's better than his research, and by extension, of course, yours. I'm sorry, I'm - I'm still trying to work on the defecating Clark Maxwell, so ... Excuse me, but a grand unified theory, insofar as it explains everything, will ipso facto explain neurobiology. Yes, but if I'm successful, I will be able to map and reproduce your thought processes in deriving a grand unified theory, and therefore, subsume your conclusions under my paradigm. That's the rankest psychologism, and was conclusively revealed as hogwash by Gottlob Frege in the 1890s! We appear to have reached an impasse. I move our relationship terminate immediately. Seconded. There being no objections ... No, uh - uh. the motion carries . Good day, Amy Farrah Fowler. Good day, Sheldon Cooper. Women, huh? Can't live with them, can't successfully refute their hypotheses. Amen to that.