(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Froot) (NNPS Loops)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB up))))) (. ?)))
Mike
Hey, Froot Loops, what's up?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
Froot
Froot
PROPN
NNP
dislocated
Number=Plur
Loops
Loops
PROPN
NNPS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
up
up
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Mike) (. .)) (S (VP (VB Listen))) (, ,) (NP (NNP NASA)) (VP (VBD asked) (NP (PRP me)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB throw) (PRT (RP out)) (NP (DT the) (JJ first) (NN pitch)) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT an) (NNPS Angels) (NN game))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (DT any) (NN advice)))) (. ?)))
Howard
Hey, Mike . Listen, NASA asked me to throw out the first pitch at an Angels game . You got any advice?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Mike
Mike
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
listen
Listen
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
NASA
NASA
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
ask
asked
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
throw
throw
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
first
first
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
pitch
pitch
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
compound
Number=Plur
Angel
Angels
PROPN
NNPS
obl
Number=Sing
game
game
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
det
any
any
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
advice
advice
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (LST (UH Yeah) (. .)) (SQ (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (VP (VB do) (NP (PRP it))))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What) (RB else)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB up) (PP (IN to))))) (. ?)))
Mike
Yeah . Don't do it . What else you up to?
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obl
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
advmod
else
else
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
up
up
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD should) (RB n't) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB do) (NP (PRP it)))) (. ?)))
Howard
Why shouldn't I do it?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT no) (NN upside)))) (. .) (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (ADVP (RB well))))) (, ,) (NP (DT no) (NN one)) (VP (VBZ cares))) (. .) (CC And) (S (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP screw) (PRT (RP up))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (NP (DT an) (NN idiot)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NNP YouTube)))) (ADVP (RB forever)))) (. .)))
Mike
There's no upside . If you do well, no one cares . And if you screw up, you're an idiot on YouTube forever.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
upside
upside
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
advmod
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
one
one
PRON
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
care
cares
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
screw
screw
VERB
VBP
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
idiot
idiot
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
YouTube
YouTube
PROPN
NNP
advmod
forever
forever
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC But) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN cause))) (. .) (WHNP (WHNP (WP What)) (PP (IN about) (NP (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NNS kids)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB be) (ADVP (RB there)))))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
But it's for a good cause . What about all the kids that'll be there?
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
cause
cause
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Plur
kid
kids
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
acl:relcl
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG telling) (NP (PRP you)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (NNS Kids)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (DT the) (JJS worst)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP$ My) (JJ own) (NN daughter)) (VP (VBD tweeted) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT a) (JJ giant) (NN nose))))))) (. .)))
Mike
That's what I'm telling you . Kids are the worst . My own daughter tweeted I have a giant nose.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
tell
telling
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Plur
kid
Kids
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Degree=Sup
bad
worst
ADJ
JJS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
own
own
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
daughter
daughter
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tweet
tweeted
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
giant
giant
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
nose
nose
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB maybe)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN job)))) (. .)))
Howard
Well, maybe I'll do a good job.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
maybe
maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
job
job
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN In) (NP (NN space))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD could) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB toss) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (DT a) (NN pen)))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBD was) (PP (IN in) (NP (CD zero) (NN gravity))))) (. .)))
Mike
In space, you couldn't even toss me a pen, and that was in zero gravity.
case
in
In
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
toss
toss
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
pen
pen
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
zero
zero
NUM
CD
conj
Number=Sing
gravity
gravity
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (NP (NN thanks)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (NN pep) (NN talk)))) (. .)))
Howard
Okay, thanks for the pep talk.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
thanks
thanks
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
pep
pep
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
talk
talk
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (INTJ (NN Anytime)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Froot) (NNPS Loops)) (. .)) (VP (VB Give) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN wife)) (NP (DT a) (NN hug)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP me))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (ADJP (RB so) (RB much) (JJR cuter)) (PP (IN than) (NP (PRP you)))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (PRP her)))))))) (. .)))
Mike
Anytime, Froot Loops . Give your wife a hug for me . She's so much cuter than you, I don't know how you ever got her.
root
Number=Sing
anytime
Anytime
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
Froot
Froot
PROPN
NNP
appos
Number=Plur
Loops
Loops
PROPN
NNPS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
give
Give
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
iobj
Number=Sing
wife
wife
NOUN
NN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
hug
hug
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
advmod
much
much
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Cmp
cuter
cuter
ADJ
JJR
case
than
than
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ nice))) (. .)))
Bernadette
He's so nice.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Hey, Froot Loops, what's up? Hey, Mike . Listen, NASA asked me to throw out the first pitch at an Angels game . You got any advice? Yeah . Don't do it . What else you up to? Why shouldn't I do it? There's no upside . If you do well, no one cares . And if you screw up, you're an idiot on YouTube forever. But it's for a good cause . What about all the kids that'll be there? That's what I'm telling you . Kids are the worst . My own daughter tweeted I have a giant nose. Well, maybe I'll do a good job. In space, you couldn't even toss me a pen, and that was in zero gravity. Okay, thanks for the pep talk. Anytime, Froot Loops . Give your wife a hug for me . She's so much cuter than you, I don't know how you ever got her. He's so nice.