(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD must) (VP (VB say) (, ,) (NP (NNP Amy)) (, ,) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ impressed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB see) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NNP Bernadette)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (PRP$ her) (NN PhD.))))))))))))))))
Sheldon
I must say, Amy, I was very impressed to see that Bernadette got her PhD.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
must
must
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
impressed
impressed
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
phd.
PhD.
NOUN
NN
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB indeed)) (ADJP (JJ admirable)) (. .) (SBAR (IN Although) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ is) (, ...) (NP (NN microbiology)))))) (. .)))
Amy
It's indeed admirable . Although, it is...microbiology.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
indeed
indeed
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
admirable
admirable
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
although
Although
SCONJ
IN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
advcl
Number=Sing
microbiology
microbiology
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP$ Your) (NN doctorate)) (VP (VBZ is) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN neurobiology) (. .))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP fail) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB see) (NP (DT the) (NN distinction))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Your doctorate is in neurobiology . I fail to see the distinction.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
doctorate
doctorate
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
root
Number=Sing
neurobiology
neurobiology
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
fail
fail
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
distinction
distinction
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (PRP it)) (ADJP (JJ simple)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP study) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN brain)) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN organ)) (ADJP (JJ responsible) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (NNP Beethoven) (POS 's)) (NNP Fifth) (NNP Symphony)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (NNP Bernadette)) (VP (VBZ studies) (NP (NP (NN yeast)) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN organism)) (ADJP (JJ responsible) (PP (IN for) (NP (NNP Michelob) (NNP Lite))))) (. .)))) (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (EX there)) (NP (NP (NN something)) (ADJP (JJ wrong) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN neck)))))) (. ?)))
Amy
I'll make it simple for you . I study the brain, the organ responsible for Beethoven's Fifth Symphony . Bernadette studies yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Lite . Is there something wrong with your neck?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Degree=Pos
simple
simple
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
study
study
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
brain
brain
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
appos
Number=Sing
organ
organ
NOUN
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
responsible
responsible
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Beethoven
Beethoven
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
fifth
Fifth
ADJ
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
Symphony
Symphony
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
study
studies
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing
yeast
yeast
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
appos
Number=Sing
organism
organism
NOUN
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
responsible
responsible
ADJ
JJ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Michelob
Michelob
PROPN
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
Lite
Lite
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
VERB
VBZ
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
wrong
wrong
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
neck
neck
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (JJ stiff)) (. .) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT What)) (S (NP (NP (DT a) (ADJP (RB remarkably) (JJ fragile)) (NN structure)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB support) (NP (PDT such) (DT a) (JJ valuable) (NN payload))))))) (. .) (PP (RB Not) (IN unlike) (S (VP (VBG balancing) (NP (DT a) (NNP Faberge) (NN egg)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT a) (NNP Pixie) (NNP Stick))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It's a little stiff . What a remarkably fragile structure to support such a valuable payload . Not unlike balancing a Faberge egg on a Pixie Stick.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
root
Degree=Pos
stiff
stiff
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det:predet
PronType=Int
what
What
DET
WDT
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advmod
remarkably
remarkably
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
fragile
fragile
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
structure
structure
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
support
support
VERB
VB
det:predet
such
such
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
valuable
valuable
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
payload
payload
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
mark
unlike
unlike
SCONJ
IN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
balancing
balancing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Faberge
Faberge
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
egg
egg
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Pixie
Pixie
PROPN
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
Stick
Stick
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Have) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBN considered) (NP (NN massage))) (. ?)))
Amy
Have you considered massage?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
Have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
consider
considered
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Sing
massage
massage
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB like) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB respond) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT that))) (ADVP (RB sarcastically)) (: :) (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP relish) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN thought)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN stranger)) (VP (VP (VBG covering) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN body)) (PP (IN with) (NP (NN oil)))) (CC and) (VP (VBG rubbing) (NP (PRP it)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'd like to respond to that sarcastically: Yes, I relish the thought of a stranger covering my body with oil and rubbing it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
respond
respond
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
advmod
sarcastically
sarcastically
ADV
RB
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
relish
relish
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
thought
thought
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
stranger
stranger
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
cover
covering
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
body
body
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
oil
oil
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Ger
rub
rubbing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG proposing) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB massage) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS muscles)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ own) (NNS hands))))))) (. .)))
Amy
I was proposing you massage your muscles with your own hands.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
propose
proposing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
massage
massage
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
muscle
muscles
NOUN
NNS
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
own
own
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
hand
hands
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Still)) (VP (VBZ sounds) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN lot)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ unnecessary) (NN touching)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Still sounds like a lot of unnecessary touching.
advmod
still
Still
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
sounds
VERB
VBZ
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
lot
lot
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
unnecessary
unnecessary
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
touch
touching
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Trust) (NP (PRP me)) (. .) (PP (IN With) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ right) (NN hand))) (, ,) (S (VP (VB locate) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN spot)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (DT the) (NN scapula)) (VP (VBZ meets) (NP (DT the) (NN acromion) (NN process))))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Trust me . With your right hand, locate the spot where the scapula meets the acromion process.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
trust
Trust
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
with
With
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
hand
hand
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
locate
locate
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
scapula
scapula
NOUN
NN
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
meet
meets
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
acromion
acromion
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
process
process
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADJP (DT All) (JJ right) (. .)))
Sheldon
All right.
det
all
All
DET
DT
root
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (VP (VB push) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ third) (NN finger)) (PP (IN along) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN ridge)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN shoulder) (NN blade))))) (, ,) (S (VP (VBG making) (NP (DT a) (JJ small) (NN rotation)) (SBAR (IN as) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (ADVP (RB so)))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Now push your third finger along the ridge of the shoulder blade, making a small rotation as you do so.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
push
push
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
third
third
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
finger
finger
NOUN
NN
case
along
along
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
ridge
ridge
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
shoulder
shoulder
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
blade
blade
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
make
making
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
small
small
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
rotation
rotation
NOUN
NN
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
VERB
VBP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NN Rotating) (. .)))
Sheldon
Rotating.
root
Number=Sing
rotating
Rotating
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB feel) (S (NP (DT a) (JJ small) (ADJP (NN node) (HYPH -) (JJ like)) (NN object)) (VP (VBG rolling) (ADVP (RB back) (CC and) (RB forth)) (PP (IN along) (NP (DT the) (NN bone))))))) (. .)))
Amy
You should feel a small node - like object rolling back and forth along the bone.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
feel
feel
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
small
small
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
node
node
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Pos
like
like
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
object
object
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
roll
rolling
VERB
VBG
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
forth
forth
ADV
RB
case
along
along
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
bone
bone
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP mean) (NP (DT the) (JJ myofascial) (NN point))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
You mean the myofascial point?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
myofascial
myofascial
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Obviously)) (. .) (ADVP (RB Now)) (VP (VB bear) (ADVP (RP down)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP it))) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ seventh) (NN grade) (NNS noogies)) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (PRP we)) (NP (DT all))) (VP (VBP know) (ADVP (RB too) (RB well)))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Obviously . Now bear down on it like the seventh grade noogies we all know too well.
advmod
obviously
Obviously
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
bear
bear
VERB
VB
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
seventh
seventh
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
grade
grade
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
noogy
noogies
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
det
PronType=Tot
all
all
DET
DT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
advmod
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (JJ dear) (NNP Lord)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yes)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yes)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yes)) (. !) (NP (NNP Amy)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBN touched) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT this))) (ADVP (RB before)))))) (. !) (S (SQ (UH Oh) (. !)) (NP (PRP$ My) (NNS hands)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NN magic)))) (. !)))
Sheldon
Oh, dear Lord, yes, yes, oh, yes! Amy, I've never been touched like this before! Oh! My hands are magic!
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
dear
dear
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
Lord
Lord
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yes
yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yes
yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
oh
oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yes
yes
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
dislocated
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
aux:pass
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
touch
touched
VERB
VBN
case
like
like
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
advmod
before
before
ADV
RB
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
hand
hands
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Number=Sing
magic
magic
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (VP (VB flatter) (NP (PRP yourself))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP$ Your) (NNS hands)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (JJ blunt) (NNS tools)) (VP (VBN guided) (PP (IN by) (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN knowledge)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (JJ nervous) (NN system))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (ADVP (RB just) (RB as) (RB easily)) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN paralyzed) (NP (PRP you)))))) (. .)))
Amy
Don't flatter yourself . Your hands are blunt tools guided by my knowledge of the nervous system . I could just as easily have paralyzed you.
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
flatter
flatter
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
hand
hands
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
amod
Degree=Pos
blunt
blunt
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Plur
tool
tools
NOUN
NNS
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
guide
guided
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl:agent
Number=Sing
knowledge
knowledge
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
nervous
nervous
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
system
system
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
advmod
as
as
ADV
RB
advmod
easily
easily
ADV
RB
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
paralyze
paralyzed
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (EX There)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NN someone)) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN door))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
There's someone at my door.
expl
there
There
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
door
door
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB interest) (NP (NP (PRP me)) (. .) (NP (JJ Good) (HYPH -) (NN bye))))) (. .)))
Amy
That doesn't interest me . Good - bye.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
interest
interest
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
parataxis
Number=Sing
bye
bye
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Can) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB sleep) (ADVP (RB here)) (NP (NN tonight))) (. ?)))
Raj
Can I sleep here tonight?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
sleep
sleep
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tonight
tonight
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (WRB Why) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Why?
root
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Leonard) (VBZ 's)) (VP (VBG having) (NP (NP (ADJP (RB astronomically) (JJ inaccurate)) (NML (NNP Star) (NNP Trek)) (NN sex)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN sister))))) (. .)))
Raj
Leonard's having astronomically inaccurate Star Trek sex with my sister.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
advmod
astronomically
astronomically
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
inaccurate
inaccurate
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
Star
Star
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
Trek
Trek
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
sister
sister
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB see) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ upsetting))))))))) (. .) (S (VP (VB Come) (PRT (RP in)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB get) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS sheets) (CC and) (NNS blankets)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (NN couch))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I can see how that would be upsetting . Come in . I'll get the sheets and blankets for the couch.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
upsetting
upsetting
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
in
in
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
sheet
sheets
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Plur
blanket
blankets
NOUN
NNS
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
couch
couch
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB bother))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB sleep) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NNP Leonard) (POS 's)) (NN room)))))) (. .)))
Raj
Oh, don't bother . I'll just sleep in Leonard's room.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
bother
bother
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
sleep
sleep
VERB
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
obl
Number=Sing
room
room
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB authorize) (NP (DT that)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
No, I can't authorize that.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
authorize
authorize
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN bed)))) (. .) (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD ca) (RB n't) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP his))))) (. ?)))
Raj
Well, he's in my bed . Why can't I be in his?
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
bed
bed
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
parataxis
Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT The) (NNP Hammurabic) (NNP Code)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (NP (`` ") (DT an) (NN eye)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT an) (NN eye)))) (, ,) ('' ") (RB not) (`` ") (NP (NP (DT a) (NN bed)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (NN bed)))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Sheldon
The Hammurabic Code is " an eye for an eye, " not " a bed for a bed . "
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Hammurabic
Hammurabic
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Number=Sing
code
Code
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
eye
eye
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
eye
eye
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
appos
Number=Sing
bed
bed
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
bed
bed
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Come) (PRT (RP on)))) (, ,) (S (ADJP (NN dude))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ exhausted)))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (NNP Tyra) (NNP Banks)) (VP (VBZ says) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT the) (ADJP (RBS most) (JJ important)) (NN item)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN makeup) (NN bag)))) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN night) (POS 's)) (NN sleep))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Come on, dude, I'm exhausted, and Tyra Banks says the most important item in your makeup bag is a good night's sleep.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
dude
dude
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
exhausted
exhausted
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing
Tyra
Tyra
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Banks
Banks
PROPN
NNP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
says
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
advmod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADV
RBS
amod
Degree=Pos
important
important
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
item
item
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
makeup
makeup
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
bag
bag
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
ccomp
Number=Sing
sleep
sleep
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN form)) (VP (VBG indemnifying) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN use)) (PP (IN of) (NP (`` ") (NP (NP (NNP Leonard) (POS 's)) (NN bedroom)) (. .) ('' ") (S (VP (VB Sign) (ADVP (RB here)))))))) (, ,) (S (VP (VBG indicating) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBD tried) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB stop) (NP (PRP you)))))) (CC and) (VP (VBD did) (ADVP (RB so)) (S (VP (VBG using) (NP (DT a) (NN stern) (JJ facial) (NN expression))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
This is a form indemnifying me from your use of " Leonard's bedroom . " Sign here, indicating that I tried to stop you and did so using a stern facial expression.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
form
form
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
indemnify
indemnifying
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
from
from
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
use
use
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
nmod
Number=Sing
bedroom
bedroom
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
sign
Sign
VERB
VB
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
indicate
indicating
VERB
VBG
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
try
tried
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
stop
stop
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
conj
VerbForm=Ger
use
using
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
stern
stern
NOUN
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
facial
facial
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
expression
expression
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (JJ Good) (NN night)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (. .)))
Raj
Good night, Sheldon.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
night
night
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Not) (RB yet)) (. .) (NP (PRP We)) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN over) (NP (NN safety) (NNS procedures))))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (, ,) (NP (DT the) (NN apartment)) (VP (VBZ has) (NP (NP (CD three) (NN emergency) (NNS exits)) (VP (VBN located) (ADVP (RB here)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB here)) (, ,) (CC and) (ADVP (RB here)) (. .) (PP (IN In) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN event)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT a) (NN power) (NN outage))))) (, ,) (NP (JJ luminous) (NN paint)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB guide) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN to) (NP (DT the) (JJS nearest) (NN exit))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Not yet . We still have to go over safety procedures . Now, the apartment has three emergency exits located here, here, and here . In the event of a power outage, luminous paint will guide you to the nearest exit.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
advmod
yet
yet
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
over
over
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
safety
safety
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
procedure
procedures
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
apartment
apartment
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
compound
Number=Sing
emergency
emergency
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
exit
exits
NOUN
NNS
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
locate
located
VERB
VBN
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
in
In
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
event
event
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
power
power
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
outage
outage
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
luminous
luminous
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
paint
paint
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
guide
guide
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
near
nearest
ADJ
JJS
obl
Number=Sing
exit
exit
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP ’re) (VP (VBG kidding))) (. .)))
Raj
You ’re kidding.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
’re
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
kid
kidding
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBP kid) (PP (IN about) (NP (NN safety)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I never kid about safety.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
kid
kid
VERB
VBP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
safety
safety
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
I must say, Amy, I was very impressed to see that Bernadette got her PhD. It's indeed admirable . Although, it is...microbiology. Your doctorate is in neurobiology . I fail to see the distinction. I'll make it simple for you . I study the brain, the organ responsible for Beethoven's Fifth Symphony . Bernadette studies yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Lite . Is there something wrong with your neck? It's a little stiff . What a remarkably fragile structure to support such a valuable payload . Not unlike balancing a Faberge egg on a Pixie Stick. Have you considered massage? I'd like to respond to that sarcastically: Yes, I relish the thought of a stranger covering my body with oil and rubbing it. I was proposing you massage your muscles with your own hands. Still sounds like a lot of unnecessary touching. Trust me . With your right hand, locate the spot where the scapula meets the acromion process. All right. Now push your third finger along the ridge of the shoulder blade, making a small rotation as you do so. Rotating. You should feel a small node - like object rolling back and forth along the bone. You mean the myofascial point? Obviously . Now bear down on it like the seventh grade noogies we all know too well. Oh, dear Lord, yes, yes, oh, yes! Amy, I've never been touched like this before! Oh! My hands are magic! Don't flatter yourself . Your hands are blunt tools guided by my knowledge of the nervous system . I could just as easily have paralyzed you. There's someone at my door. That doesn't interest me . Good - bye. Can I sleep here tonight? Why? Leonard's having astronomically inaccurate Star Trek sex with my sister. I can see how that would be upsetting . Come in . I'll get the sheets and blankets for the couch. Oh, don't bother . I'll just sleep in Leonard's room. No, I can't authorize that. Well, he's in my bed . Why can't I be in his? The Hammurabic Code is " an eye for an eye, " not " a bed for a bed . " Come on, dude, I'm exhausted, and Tyra Banks says the most important item in your makeup bag is a good night's sleep. This is a form indemnifying me from your use of " Leonard's bedroom . " Sign here, indicating that I tried to stop you and did so using a stern facial expression. Good night, Sheldon. Not yet . We still have to go over safety procedures . Now, the apartment has three emergency exits located here, here, and here . In the event of a power outage, luminous paint will guide you to the nearest exit. You ’re kidding. I never kid about safety.