(ROOT (SQ (MD Can) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB get) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN opinion)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBD happened) (PP (IN at) (NP (NN work))) (NP (NN today))))))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Can I get your opinion on something that happened at work today?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
opinion
opinion
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
happen
happened
VERB
VBD
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
work
work
NOUN
NN
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
today
today
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ sure)) (. .)))
Penny
Yeah, sure.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADVP (IN Of) (NN course)) (. .)))
Amy
Of course.
root
of
Of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (MD will) (VP (CC either) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB look) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ lovable) (NN goof)) (CC or) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ horrible) (NN monster)) (ADJP (JJ damned) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB spend) (NP (NN eternity)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN hell))))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Okay, well, I did something that will either make me look like a lovable goof or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
cc:preconj
either
either
CCONJ
CC
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
lovable
lovable
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
goof
goof
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
horrible
horrible
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
monster
monster
NOUN
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
damned
damned
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
spend
spend
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
eternity
eternity
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
hell
hell
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ lovable))))))) (. .)))
Amy
I'm sure it's lovable.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Degree=Pos
lovable
lovable
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN with) (NP (NN monster))))))))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBN got)))) (. ?)))
Penny
I'm gonna go with monster . What do you got?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
monster
monster
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NP (DT this) (NN lady)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN office)))) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG retiring))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBD were) (VP (VBG passing) (ADVP (RB around)) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT those) (JJ big) (NNS cards)))) (SBAR (IN for) (S (NP (PRP us)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB sign)))))))) (. ...)))
Bernadette
Well, there's this lady in our office who's retiring, and they were passing around one of those big cards for us to sign ...
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
lady
lady
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
office
office
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
retire
retiring
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
pass
passing
VERB
VBG
advmod
around
around
ADV
RB
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
those
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
big
big
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
card
cards
NOUN
NNS
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
us
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
sign
sign
VERB
VB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Okay) (. .)))
Amy
Okay.
root
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC But) (NP (DT no) (NN one)) (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP me)) (SBAR (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD was) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (JJ horrible) (NN car) (NN accident))) (PP (IN over) (NP (DT the) (NN weekend)))))) (CC and) (S (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG signing))))) (VP (VP (VBD was) (RB not) (NP (DT a) (NN retirement) (NN card))) (CC but) (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (RB actually)) (NP (DT a) (`` ") (S (VP (VB get) (ADVP (RB well))))) ('' ") (NP (NN card))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
But no one told me she was in a horrible car accident over the weekend and what I was signing was not a retirement card but was actually a " get well " card.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
one
one
PRON
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
horrible
horrible
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
ccomp
Number=Sing
accident
accident
NOUN
NN
case
over
over
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
weekend
weekend
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
sign
signing
VERB
VBG
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
retirement
retirement
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
card
card
NOUN
NN
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
compound
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
advmod
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
conj
Number=Sing
card
card
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG liking) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS odds)) (ADVP (RB here)))) (. .)))
Penny
I'm liking my odds here.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
like
liking
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
odd
odds
NOUN
NNS
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB So)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN card))) (, ,) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN hospital))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB next) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN woman)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG clinging) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN life)))))))))) (VP (VBP are)) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS words)) (, ,) (`` ") (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Vivian) (. .)) (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP deserve) (NP (DT this) ('' ") (`` ") (`` ") (CC And) (PP (ADVP (IN at) (JJS least)) (IN with) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBN gone)))) (, ,) (NP (DT no) (NN one)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB steal) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN yogurt)) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN fridge))))))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Bernadette
So on the card, in the hospital, next to the woman who's clinging to life are the words, " Hey, Vivian . You deserve this " " " And at least with you gone, no one will steal my yogurt out of the fridge . "
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
card
card
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
hospital
hospital
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
next
next
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
cling
clinging
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Plur
word
words
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Vivian
Vivian
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
deserve
deserve
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
advmod
ExtPos=ADV
at
at
ADP
IN
fixed
Degree=Sup
least
least
ADJ
JJS
mark
with
with
ADP
IN
nsubj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
go
gone
VERB
VBN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
one
one
PRON
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
steal
steal
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
yogurt
yogurt
NOUN
NN
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
fridge
fridge
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (INTJ (UH No) (. .)))
Penny
No.
root
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (LST (`` ") (UH LOL) (. .) (NNP Smiley) (VB face) (. .) ('' ")))
Bernadette
" LOL . Smiley face . "
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
discourse
lol
LOL
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Smiley
Smiley
PROPN
NNP
root
Mood=Ind|VerbForm=Fin
face
face
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (UH gosh)) (. .)))
Amy
Oh, my gosh.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
root
gosh
gosh
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (`` ") (NP (NN P.S.) (JJ Good) (NN luck)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB wherever)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP wind) (PRT (RP up))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Bernadette
" P.S. Good luck wherever you wind up . "
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
compound
Number=Sing
p.s.
P.S.
NOUN
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
luck
luck
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Int
wherever
wherever
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wind
wind
VERB
VBP
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBD did) (RB n't) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB put) (NP (NN money)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT this)))) (. ?) (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN agent)))) (. .) (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (NP (DT the) (NN part))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB still)) (NP (NP (DT the) (ADJP (JJ second) (JJS best)) (NN thing)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN heard) (NP (DT all) (NN day)))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Why didn't I put money on this? Hey, that's my agent . If I got the part, it's still the second best thing I've heard all day.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
put
put
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
money
money
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
parataxis
Number=Sing
agent
agent
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
part
part
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord
second
second
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Sup
good
best
ADJ
JJS
parataxis
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
hear
heard
VERB
VBN
det
all
all
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
day
day
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Am) (NP (PRP I)) (NP (DT a) (JJ terrible) (NN person)) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Am I a terrible person?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Am
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
terrible
terrible
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (LST (UH No) (. .)) (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT a) (NN mistake))) (. .)))
Amy
No . No, it was a mistake.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
mistake
mistake
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Am) (NP (PRP I)) (NP (DT a) (JJ terrible) (NN person)) (SBAR (WDT that) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD crossed) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mind)) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD might) (VP (VP (VB die)) (CC and) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VB see) (NP (DT the) (NN card)))))))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Am I a terrible person that it crossed my mind that she might die and never see the card?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Am
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
terrible
terrible
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
person
person
NOUN
NN
obj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
cross
crossed
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mind
mind
NOUN
NN
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
die
die
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
see
see
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
card
card
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP think) (S (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG flirting) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (NN line)))))) (. .) (NP (JJ Good) (NN news)))) (. ?)))
Amy
Now I think you're flirting with the line . Good news?
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
flirt
flirting
VERB
VBG
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
line
line
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
news
news
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP it)))) (. .)))
Penny
No, I didn't get it.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP ’m) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ sorry))) (. .)))
Bernadette
I ’m so sorry.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
’m
AUX
VBP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB get) (VP (VBN offered) (NP (NN something)) (ADVP (RB soon))))) (. .)))
Amy
You'll get offered something soon.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
offer
offered
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
advmod
Degree=Pos
soon
soon
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (NN kind) (IN of)) (VP (VBD did)) (. .) (S (NP (NP (DT The) (NN part)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT that) (JJ awful) (NN horror) (NN movie)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD passed) (PRT (RP on)))))))) (VP (VBD came) (ADVP (RB back) (RB around)) (. .) (ADVP (RB Apparently)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP mine)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (NP (PRP it))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
I kind of did . The part in that awful horror movie I passed on came back around . Apparently, it's mine if I want it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
part
part
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
awful
awful
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
horror
horror
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
movie
movie
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
pass
passed
VERB
VBD
obl
on
on
ADP
RP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
come
came
VERB
VBD
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
advmod
around
around
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
apparently
Apparently
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
mine
mine
PRON
PRP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB take) (NP (PRP it)))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Are you gonna take it?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB do))))))) (. .)))
Penny
I don't know what to do.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB get) (VP (VP (VBN hit) (PP (IN by) (NP (DT a) (NN car)))) (CC and) (VP (VB die) (. .) (UH LOL) (, ,) (UH right))))) (. ?)))
Amy
Maybe you'll get hit by a car and die . LOL, right?
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
hit
hit
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:agent
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
die
die
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
lol
LOL
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
right
right
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
Can I get your opinion on something that happened at work today? Yeah, sure. Of course. Okay, well, I did something that will either make me look like a lovable goof or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell. I'm sure it's lovable. I'm gonna go with monster . What do you got? Well, there's this lady in our office who's retiring, and they were passing around one of those big cards for us to sign ... Okay. But no one told me she was in a horrible car accident over the weekend and what I was signing was not a retirement card but was actually a " get well " card. I'm liking my odds here. So on the card, in the hospital, next to the woman who's clinging to life are the words, " Hey, Vivian . You deserve this " " " And at least with you gone, no one will steal my yogurt out of the fridge . " No. " LOL . Smiley face . " Oh, my gosh. " P.S. Good luck wherever you wind up . " Why didn't I put money on this? Hey, that's my agent . If I got the part, it's still the second best thing I've heard all day. Am I a terrible person? No . No, it was a mistake. Am I a terrible person that it crossed my mind that she might die and never see the card? Now I think you're flirting with the line . Good news? No, I didn't get it. I ’m so sorry. You'll get offered something soon. I kind of did . The part in that awful horror movie I passed on came back around . Apparently, it's mine if I want it. Are you gonna take it? I don't know what to do. Maybe you'll get hit by a car and die . LOL, right?