(ROOT (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB like) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB examine) (NP (PRP it)))))))) (. ...)))
Howard
If you'd like to examine it ...
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
examine
examine
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (UH Mm) (HYPH -) (UH hmm) (. .) (UH Yep) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP see) (NP (NP (NP (NN nothing)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT this) (NN box)))) (CC but) (NP (DT a) (VBN wasted) (NN childhood)))) (. .)))
Leonard
Mm - hmm . Yep . I see nothing in this box but a wasted childhood.
discourse
mm
Mm
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
discourse
hmm
hmm
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yep
Yep
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
see
see
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
nothing
PRON
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
box
box
NOUN
NN
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
waste
wasted
VERB
VBN
conj
Number=Sing
childhood
childhood
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (ADJP (RB Little) (JJ snarky)) (RB there)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Cello) (NNPS Lessons)) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (DT this) (ADJP (RB completely) (JJ ordinary)) (NN cylinder)))) (. .)))
Howard
Little snarky there, Cello Lessons . And we have this completely ordinary cylinder.
advmod
Degree=Pos
little
Little
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
snarky
snarky
ADJ
JJ
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
Cello
Cello
PROPN
NNP
vocative
Number=Plur
Lesson
Lessons
PROPN
NNPS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
advmod
completely
completely
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
ordinary
ordinary
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
cylinder
cylinder
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADJP (JJ Ordinary))) (, ,) (CC yet) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP sense) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG dripping) (PP (IN with) (NP (JJ magical) (NN potential)))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Ordinary, yet I sense it is dripping with magical potential.
root
Degree=Pos
ordinary
Ordinary
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
yet
yet
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sense
sense
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
drip
dripping
VERB
VBG
case
with
with
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
magical
magical
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
potential
potential
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (JJ dear) (NN Lord) (. .)) (NP (DT A) (NN man)) (VP (VBZ pops) (PRT (RP out)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT a) (NN moment))) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VP (VB evacuate) (NP (PRP$ his) (NNS bowels))) (CC and) (VP (VB catch) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS adventures)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NNP Caped) (NNP Crusader))))) (, ,) (S (ADVP (RB only)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VP (VB emerge)) (CC and) (VP (VB discover) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ his) (NN apartment)) (VP (VBZ has) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBN transformed) (PP (IN into) (NP (DT a) (NN cabaret))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, dear Lord . A man pops out for a moment to evacuate his bowels and catch up on the adventures of the Caped Crusader, only to emerge and discover his apartment has been transformed into a cabaret.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
dear
dear
ADJ
JJ
vocative
Number=Sing
lord
Lord
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
pop
pops
VERB
VBZ
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
moment
moment
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
evacuate
evacuate
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
bowel
bowels
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
catch
catch
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
adventure
adventures
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Caped
Caped
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
Crusader
Crusader
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
emerge
emerge
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
discover
discover
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
apartment
apartment
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
AUX
VBZ
aux:pass
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
transform
transformed
VERB
VBN
case
into
into
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
cabaret
cabaret
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG practicing) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (PRP$ his) (NN cousin) (POS 's)) (NN birthday) (NN party))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Sheldon, he's just practicing for his cousin's birthday party.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
practice
practicing
VERB
VBG
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
cousin
cousin
NOUN
NN
case
's
's
PART
POS
compound
Number=Sing
birthday
birthday
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
party
party
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN As) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG saying))))) (, ...) (NP (NP (JJ empty) (NN box)) (, ,) (NP (JJ empty) (NN cylinder)) (, ,) (CC and) (, ...) (UH ooh) (. !) (NP (NNP Voila)) (. .))))
Howard
As I was saying...empty box, empty cylinder, and...ooh! Voila.
mark
as
As
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
say
saying
VERB
VBG
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
empty
empty
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
box
box
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
empty
empty
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
cylinder
cylinder
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
discourse
ooh
ooh
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
conj
Number=Sing
Voila
Voila
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG telling) (NP (PRP you)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH dude)) (, ,) (SBAR (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN seat)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NNP Hogwarts) (NNP Express)))) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN name))) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP it)))))))) (. .)))
Raj
I'm telling you, dude, there's a seat on the Hogwarts Express with your name on it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
tell
telling
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
dude
dude
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
seat
seat
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Hogwarts
Hogwarts
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
Express
Express
PROPN
NNP
mark
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
name
name
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
advcl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (SBAR (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB entertain) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ little) (NN cousin)) (CC and) (NP (PRP$ his) (NNS friends)))))))))) (. ?) (PP (IN By) (S (VP (VBG lying) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP them)))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
This is how you're going to entertain your little cousin and his friends? By lying to them?
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
entertain
entertain
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
cousin
cousin
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Plur
friend
friends
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
mark
by
By
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
lie
lying
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBZ is) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBG lying))) (. ?)))
Howard
How is this lying?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
lie
lying
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT A) (NN magic) (NN show)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT an) (ADJP (RB inherently) (JJ deceitful)) (NN proposition)))) (. .) (`` ") (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT an) (JJ ordinary) (JJ top) (NN hat) (. .) ('' ") (`` ") (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN chosen) (NP (DT that) (NN card)) (ADVP (RB freely))))) (. .) ('' ") (`` ") (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB not) (VP (VB have) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN set)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN lock) (NNS picks)))) (VP (VBN lodged) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN keister))))))))))) (. .) ('' ")))
Sheldon
A magic show is an inherently deceitful proposition . " This is an ordinary top hat . " " You've chosen that card freely . " " I do not have a set of lock picks lodged in my keister . "
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
magic
magic
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Sing
show
show
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
advmod
inherently
inherently
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
deceitful
deceitful
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
proposition
proposition
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
ordinary
ordinary
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
top
top
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
hat
hat
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
choose
chosen
VERB
VBN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
card
card
NOUN
NN
advmod
freely
freely
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
set
set
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
lock
lock
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Plur
pick
picks
NOUN
NNS
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
lod
lodged
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
keister
keister
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (SQ (MD Ca) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VB enjoy) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN wonder)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (. ?) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD must) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB peek) (PP (IN behind) (NP (DT the) (NN curtain)))) (. ?) (CC Or) (PP (IN up) (NP (DT the) (NN butt))))))) (. ?)))
Raj
Can't you just enjoy the wonder, Sheldon? Why must you peek behind the curtain? Or up the butt?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
enjoy
enjoy
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
wonder
wonder
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
must
must
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
peek
peek
VERB
VB
case
behind
behind
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
curtain
curtain
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
cc
or
Or
CCONJ
CC
case
up
up
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
butt
butt
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP poison) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ critical) (NN thinking) (NNS faculties)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS children)))) (PP (IN by) (S (VP (VBG telling) (NP (PRP them)) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NNS rabbits)) (VP (VBP come) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS hats))))))))))))) (, ,) (ADVP (RB then)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP create) (NP (NP (NNS adults)) (SBAR (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBP believe) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN astrology) (CC and) (NN homeopathy)))))) (CC and) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (NNP Ryan) (NNP Reynolds)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJR better) (NN choice)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NNP Green) (NNP Lantern))) (PP (IN than) (NP (JJ lovable) (NN rogue) (NNP Nathan) (NNP Fillion)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
If we poison the critical thinking faculties of children by telling them that rabbits come out of hats, then we create adults who believe in astrology and homeopathy and that Ryan Reynolds was a better choice for Green Lantern than lovable rogue Nathan Fillion.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
poison
poison
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
critical
critical
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
thinking
thinking
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
faculty
faculties
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
child
children
NOUN
NNS
mark
by
by
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
tell
telling
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Plur
rabbit
rabbits
NOUN
NNS
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
come
VERB
VBP
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
hat
hats
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
then
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
create
create
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Plur
adult
adults
NOUN
NNS
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
believe
believe
VERB
VBP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
astrology
astrology
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
homeopathy
homeopathy
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Ryan
Ryan
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Reynold
Reynolds
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Cmp
good
better
ADJ
JJR
conj
Number=Sing
choice
choice
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
Green
Green
ADJ
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
Lantern
Lantern
PROPN
NNP
case
than
than
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
lovable
lovable
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
rogue
rogue
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
Nathan
Nathan
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Fillion
Fillion
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT a) (JJ few) (NN magic) (NNS tricks)) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT some) (NNS kids)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB end) (PRT (RP up)) (S (VP (VBG liking) (NP (DT the) (NML (NNP Green) (NNP Lantern)) (NN movie)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Sheldon, he's just gonna do a few magic tricks for some kids . I really don't think they're gonna end up liking the Green Lantern movie.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
few
few
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
magic
magic
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
trick
tricks
NOUN
NNS
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
some
some
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
kid
kids
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
end
end
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
like
liking
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
Green
Green
ADJ
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
Lantern
Lantern
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
movie
movie
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ hard) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP him)))))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (PRP It))) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ natural)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VP (VB be) (ADJP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (JJ cranky)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have))))) (, ...) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN quarter)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN ear))))))))) (. !)))
Howard
Don't be so hard on him . It's natural to be a little cranky when you have...a quarter in your ear!
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
cop
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
hard
hard
ADJ
JJ
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
natural
natural
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
csubj
Degree=Pos
cranky
cranky
ADJ
JJ
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|Number=Sing
quarter
quarter
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
ear
ear
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (NP (NNS Coins)) (VP (VBN lodged) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN body) (NNS parts))))) (VP (VBZ is) (RB not) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN source)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN amusement)))))) (. .) (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (CD five))))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Billy) (NNP Sparks)) (VP (VBD put) (NP (DT a) (JJ Mexican) (NN peso)) (PRT (IN up) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN nose))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Coins lodged in body parts is not a source of amusement . When I was five, Billy Sparks put a Mexican peso up my nose.
nsubj
Number=Plur
coin
Coins
NOUN
NNS
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
lod
lodged
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
body
body
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
part
parts
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
source
source
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
amusement
amusement
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
five
five
NUM
CD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Billy
Billy
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Sparks
Sparks
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
put
put
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
Mexican
Mexican
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
peso
peso
NOUN
NN
case
up
up
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
nose
nose
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBZ is) (NP (DT that)) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ amusing))) (. ?)))
Howard
How is that not amusing?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
amusing
amusing
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB still)) (ADVP (RB there) (. .)) (S (VP (VBZ Takes) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (CD 45) (NNS minutes)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (PP (IN through) (NP (NN airport) (NN security))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It's still there . Takes me 45 minutes to get through airport security.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
root
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
take
Takes
VERB
VBZ
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
45
45
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Plur
minute
minutes
NOUN
NNS
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
case
through
through
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
airport
airport
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
security
security
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Look))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD made) (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (VB disappear) (. .) (NP (NNP Ta) (HYPH -) (NNP da))))) (. .)))
Howard
Look, I made Sheldon disappear . Ta - da.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
make
made
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
disappear
disappear
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
vocative
Number=Sing
Ta
Ta
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
da
da
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (JJ Next) (NN time)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB open) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT that))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Next time, you should open with that.
amod
Degree=Pos
next
Next
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
open
open
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
If you'd like to examine it ... Mm - hmm . Yep . I see nothing in this box but a wasted childhood. Little snarky there, Cello Lessons . And we have this completely ordinary cylinder. Ordinary, yet I sense it is dripping with magical potential. Oh, dear Lord . A man pops out for a moment to evacuate his bowels and catch up on the adventures of the Caped Crusader, only to emerge and discover his apartment has been transformed into a cabaret. Sheldon, he's just practicing for his cousin's birthday party. As I was saying...empty box, empty cylinder, and...ooh! Voila. I'm telling you, dude, there's a seat on the Hogwarts Express with your name on it. This is how you're going to entertain your little cousin and his friends? By lying to them? How is this lying? A magic show is an inherently deceitful proposition . " This is an ordinary top hat . " " You've chosen that card freely . " " I do not have a set of lock picks lodged in my keister . " Can't you just enjoy the wonder, Sheldon? Why must you peek behind the curtain? Or up the butt? If we poison the critical thinking faculties of children by telling them that rabbits come out of hats, then we create adults who believe in astrology and homeopathy and that Ryan Reynolds was a better choice for Green Lantern than lovable rogue Nathan Fillion. Sheldon, he's just gonna do a few magic tricks for some kids . I really don't think they're gonna end up liking the Green Lantern movie. Don't be so hard on him . It's natural to be a little cranky when you have...a quarter in your ear! Coins lodged in body parts is not a source of amusement . When I was five, Billy Sparks put a Mexican peso up my nose. How is that not amusing? It's still there . Takes me 45 minutes to get through airport security. Look, I made Sheldon disappear . Ta - da. Next time, you should open with that.