(ROOT (SINV (ADVP (`` ♪)) (ADVP (RB Here)) (VP (VBZ comes)) (NP (NNP Santa) (NNP Claus)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB here)) (VP (VBZ comes)) (NP (NNP Santa) (NNP Claus)) (: ♪) (: ♪) (ADVP (RB Right) (IN down) (NP (NNP Santa) (NNP Claus) (NNP Lane))) (: ♪) (: ♪) (NP (NP (NNP Vixen) (CC and) (NNP Blitzen)) (CC and) (NP (PDT all) (PRP$ his) (NN reindeer))) (: ♪)))
Bernadette
♪ Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus ♪ ♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪ ♪ Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer ♪
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
``
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
comes
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing
Santa
Santa
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Claus
Claus
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
comes
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing
Santa
Santa
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Claus
Claus
PROPN
NNP
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
:
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
:
advmod
right
Right
ADV
RB
case
down
down
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Santa
Santa
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Claus
Claus
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Lane
Lane
PROPN
NNP
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
:
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
:
parataxis
Number=Sing
Vixen
Vixen
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Blitzen
Blitzen
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
reindeer
reindeer
NOUN
NN
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
:
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP appreciate) (NP (DT the) (NN ride)))) (, ...) (S (NP (NFP ♪) (NNS Bells)) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBG ringing) (, ,) (S (NP (NNS children)) (VP (VBG singing) (ADVP (. ♪)))))))))
Sheldon
Yeah, I appreciate the ride...♪ Bells are ringing, children singing ♪
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
appreciate
appreciate
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
ride
ride
NOUN
NN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
NFP
nsubj
Number=Plur
bell
Bells
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
ring
ringing
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Plur
child
children
NOUN
NNS
conj
VerbForm=Ger
sing
singing
VERB
VBG
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (`` ♪)) (S (NP (DT All)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (ADJP (JJ merry) (CC and) (JJ bright)) (: ♪) (: ♪)) (RB So) (VP (VP (VB hang) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS stockings))) (CC and) (VP (VB say) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS prayers)) (SBAR (WHADJP (`` ♪) (`` ♪) (`` 'Cause)) (S (NP (NNP Santa) (NNP Claus)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG coming) (ADVP (NN tonight)))))))) (, ...) (WHNP (NFP ♪) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD 'd) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB turn) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP off)))))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
♪ All is merry and bright ♪ ♪ So hang your stockings and say your prayers ♪ ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is coming tonight...♪ Why'd you turn it off?
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
``
nsubj
all
All
DET
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
merry
merry
ADJ
JJ
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Degree=Pos
bright
bright
ADJ
JJ
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
:
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
:
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
hang
hang
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
stocking
stockings
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
prayer
prayers
NOUN
NNS
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
``
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
``
punct
'Cause
'Cause
PUNCT
``
nsubj
Number=Sing
Santa
Santa
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Claus
Claus
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
come
coming
VERB
VBG
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tonight
tonight
NOUN
NN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
punct
♪
♪
PUNCT
NFP
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
turn
turn
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN Because) (S (S (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (JJ last) (CD ten) (NNS minutes))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Santa)) (VP (VP (VBD came) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN town)))) (, ,) (VP (VBD kissed) (NP (NNP Mommy))) (CC and) (VP (VBD ran) (NP (NNP Grandma)) (PRT (RB over)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (NN reindeer)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ drunk) (NN uncle)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBD did) (NP (PDT all) (DT those) (NNS things)))))))) (. .))) (NP (NN Nobody)) (VP (VBZ sings) (NP (NP (NNS songs)) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP him))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Because in the last ten minutes, Santa came to town, kissed Mommy and ran Grandma over with a reindeer . I had a drunk uncle who did all those things . Nobody sings songs about him.
case
because
Because
ADP
IN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
ten
ten
NUM
CD
obl
Number=Plur
minute
minutes
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Santa
Santa
PROPN
NNP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
come
came
VERB
VBD
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
town
town
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
kiss
kissed
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
Mommy
Mommy
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
run
ran
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing
Grandma
Grandma
PROPN
NNP
compound:prt
over
over
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
reindeer
reindeer
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
drunk
drunk
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
uncle
uncle
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
those
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nobody
Nobody
PRON
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sing
sings
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Plur
song
songs
NOUN
NNS
case
about
about
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB like) (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RBR more)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD thought) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Santa))) (PP (IN as) (NP (DT a) (NN superhero))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP$ his) (NN power)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG bringing) (NP (NN joy)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNS children)))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Maybe you'd like it more if you thought of Santa as a superhero and his power is bringing joy to children.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Santa
Santa
PROPN
NNP
case
as
as
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
superhero
superhero
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
power
power
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
bring
bringing
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
joy
joy
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
child
children
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NN uncle)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBN accused) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT that))) (, ,) (S (ADVP (RB too)) (. .) (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD turned) (PRT (RP out)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ legal)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP Oklahoma)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
My uncle was accused of that, too . It turned out to be legal in Oklahoma.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
uncle
uncle
NOUN
NN
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
accuse
accused
VERB
VBN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
turn
turned
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
legal
legal
ADJ
JJ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Oklahoma
Oklahoma
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (JJ new) (NN subject)) (. .) (S (VP (VB Let) (S (NP (PRP 's)) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN about) (NP (NNS presents)))))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB get) (NP (NNP Amy)))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Okay, new subject . Let's talk about presents . What did you get Amy?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
subject
subject
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
Let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
's
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
present
presents
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (VP (VBG exchanging) (NP (NNS gifts)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, we're not exchanging gifts.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
exchange
exchanging
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Plur
gift
gifts
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Come) (PRT (RP on)))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP her) (NN something)))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Come on, Sheldon, you have to get her something.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD should) (NP (PRP I)) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ knows) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB like) (NP (NNP Christmas)))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (ADVP (CC yet)) (, ,) (NP (DT every) (NN year)) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ forces) (NP (PRP me)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB celebrate) (NP (PRP it)))))) (. .) (CONJP (RB Not) (RB only)) (VBP am) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBG going) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT this) (JJ foolish) (NN dinner)) (PP (IN against) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN will))))) (. .) (S (S (PP (IN At) (NP (DT the) (NML (NNP Christmas) (NN tree)) (NN lot))) (, ,) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NN mistletoe)))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD kissed) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN under) (NP (PRP it))) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN public) (. .))) (SBAR (UH Like) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD were) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNS stars)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT a) (NNP Tijuana) (NN sex) (NN show))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Why should I? She knows that I don't like Christmas, and yet, every year, she forces me to celebrate it . Not only am I going to this foolish dinner against my will . At the Christmas tree lot, there was mistletoe, and she kissed me under it in public . Like we were the stars of a Tijuana sex show.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
reparandum
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
knows
VERB
VBZ
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
Christmas
Christmas
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
yet
yet
CCONJ
CC
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
PronType=Tot
every
every
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
year
year
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
force
forces
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
celebrate
celebrate
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
not
Not
PART
RB
cc:preconj
only
only
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
foolish
foolish
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
dinner
dinner
NOUN
NN
case
against
against
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
will
will
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
at
At
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Christmas
Christmas
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
tree
tree
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
lot
lot
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Number=Sing
mistletoe
mistletoe
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
kiss
kissed
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
under
under
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
public
public
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
like
Like
INTJ
UH
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Plur
star
stars
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Tijuana
Tijuana
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
sex
sex
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
show
show
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB just) (JJ excited) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT the) (NNS holidays))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
She's just excited about the holidays.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
excited
excited
ADJ
JJ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Plur
holiday
holidays
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (VP (VBG taking) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS feelings)) (PP (IN into) (NP (NN account))) (ADVP (IN at) (DT all))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NN time)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP teach) (NP (PRP her)) (NP (DT a) (NN lesson)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yes, and she's not taking my feelings into account at all . Maybe it's time I teach her a lesson.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
take
taking
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
feeling
feelings
NOUN
NNS
case
into
into
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
account
account
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
all
all
DET
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
teach
teach
VERB
VBP
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
lesson
lesson
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (WRB How) (. ?)))
Bernadette
How?
root
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (NN something) (JJ heinous))))) (, ,) (S (S (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ makes) (S (NP (PRP her)) (ADJP (ADJP (RB as) (JJ miserable)) (SBAR (IN as) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG making) (NP (PRP me) (. .) (UH Oh)))))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN got) (NP (PRP it))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ good))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It'd have to be something heinous, something that makes her as miserable as she's making me . Oh, I've got it . This is good.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
heinous
heinous
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
make
makes
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
advmod
as
as
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
miserable
miserable
ADJ
JJ
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
make
making
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
got
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (WHNP (WP What) (. ?)))
Bernadette
What?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB buy) (NP (PRP her)) (NP (DT a) (NN present))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I'm going to buy her a present.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
buy
buy
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
present
present
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB have) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB walk) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN through) (NP (DT that))))))))))) (. .)))
Bernadette
Yeah, you're gonna have to walk me through that.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
walk
walk
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
through
through
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN With) (NP (NN gift) (HYPH -) (NN giving))) (, ,) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT an) (JJ implied) (JJ social) (NN contract))) (. .) (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP show) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (NN tonight)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (NN present))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP me)))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB feel) (ADJP (JJ terrible))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
With gift - giving, there's an implied social contract . If I show up tonight with a present, and she doesn't have one for me, she'll feel terrible.
case
with
With
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
gift
gift
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obl
Number=Sing
give
giving
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
imply
implied
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
social
social
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
contract
contract
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
show
show
VERB
VBP
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tonight
tonight
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
present
present
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
feel
feel
VERB
VB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
terrible
terrible
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Then)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (RB both) (JJ sad))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
Then you're both sad?
advmod
PronType=Dem
then
Then
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
both
both
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
sad
sad
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB feel) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ guilty))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (MD 'll) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB celebrate) (NP (DT the) (NNS holidays)) (ADVP (RB again))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Maybe she'll feel so guilty, she'll never make me celebrate the holidays again.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
feel
feel
VERB
VB
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
guilty
guilty
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
celebrate
celebrate
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
holiday
holidays
NOUN
NNS
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (RB So) (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ evil) (NN plot)) (ADVP (RB here))) (VP (VBZ is) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB buy) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN girlfriend)) (NP (DT a) (NN present)))))) (. ?)))
Bernadette
So your evil plot here is to buy your girlfriend a present?
discourse
so
So
ADV
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
evil
evil
ADJ
JJ
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
plot
plot
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
root
VerbForm=Inf
buy
buy
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
iobj
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
present
present
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (RB So) (VP (VB stay) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ good) (NN side))))) (, ,) (CC or) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB get) (S (NP (PRP you)) (NP (DT a) (JJ little) (NN something)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB too)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
So stay on my good side, or I'll get you a little something, too.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stay
stay
VERB
VB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
side
side
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
conj
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
♪ Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus ♪ ♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪ ♪ Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer ♪ Yeah, I appreciate the ride...♪ Bells are ringing, children singing ♪ ♪ All is merry and bright ♪ ♪ So hang your stockings and say your prayers ♪ ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is coming tonight...♪ Why'd you turn it off? Because in the last ten minutes, Santa came to town, kissed Mommy and ran Grandma over with a reindeer . I had a drunk uncle who did all those things . Nobody sings songs about him. Maybe you'd like it more if you thought of Santa as a superhero and his power is bringing joy to children. My uncle was accused of that, too . It turned out to be legal in Oklahoma. Okay, new subject . Let's talk about presents . What did you get Amy? Oh, we're not exchanging gifts. Come on, Sheldon, you have to get her something. Why should I? She knows that I don't like Christmas, and yet, every year, she forces me to celebrate it . Not only am I going to this foolish dinner against my will . At the Christmas tree lot, there was mistletoe, and she kissed me under it in public . Like we were the stars of a Tijuana sex show. She's just excited about the holidays. Yes, and she's not taking my feelings into account at all . Maybe it's time I teach her a lesson. How? It'd have to be something heinous, something that makes her as miserable as she's making me . Oh, I've got it . This is good. What? I'm going to buy her a present. Yeah, you're gonna have to walk me through that. With gift - giving, there's an implied social contract . If I show up tonight with a present, and she doesn't have one for me, she'll feel terrible. Then you're both sad? Maybe she'll feel so guilty, she'll never make me celebrate the holidays again. So your evil plot here is to buy your girlfriend a present? So stay on my good side, or I'll get you a little something, too.