(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Wil) (NNP Wheaton) (. .)) (VP (VB Wait) (, ,) (SBARQ (WHNP (WRB how) (JJ many)) (SQ (SQ (VBD was) (NP (DT that)))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Wil Wheaton . Wait, how many was that?
vocative
Number=Sing
Wil
Wil
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Wheaton
Wheaton
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wait
Wait
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Degree=Pos
many
many
ADJ
JJ
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB up))))) (. ?)))
Wil
Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
up
up
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Would) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB like) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB know))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Wouldn't you like to know.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
Would
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Have) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG drinking))) (. ?)))
Wil
Have you been drinking?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
Have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
drink
drinking
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NP (RB Just) (NN tea)) (. .) (NP (NP (DT The) (JJS best) (NN tea)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VBN had)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Just tea . The best tea I've ever had.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
root
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Sup
good
best
ADJ
JJS
appos
Number=Sing
tea
tea
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
have
had
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB here))) (. ?)))
Wil
Why are you here?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (PP (IN from) (NP (NNP Texas) (. .)))) (VP (VBP Need) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP say) (ADJP (JJR more)))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
I'm from Texas . Need I say more?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
case
from
from
ADP
IN
root
Number=Sing
Texas
Texas
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
Need
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VBP
obj
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB actually)) (, ,) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ little) (JJR more))) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ helpful)))) (. .)))
Wil
Yeah, actually, a little more would be helpful.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Degree=Pos
helpful
helpful
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD insulted) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN woman) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADVP (RB here)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB defend) (NP (PRP$ her) (NN honor) (. .) (CD Two) (. .))))))) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (CD two) (. .) (NNP Wil) (NNP Wheaton) (. .)))))) (ADVP (RB Now)) (VP (VB prepare) (NP (PRP yourself)) (PP (IN for) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (MD may) (VP (VB come)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You insulted my woman . I'm here to defend her honor . Two . It was two . Wil Wheaton . Now prepare yourself for what may come.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
insult
insulted
VERB
VBD
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
defend
defend
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
honor
honor
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
dep
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
Two
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
appos
Number=Sing
Wil
Wil
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Wheaton
Wheaton
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
prepare
prepare
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
may
AUX
MD
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG gon) (S (VP (TO na) (VP (VB fight))))))))) (. ?))))
Wil
Oh, Sheldon, do you really think we're gonna fight?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
gon
VERB
VBG
mark
to
na
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
fight
fight
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NNS fists)) (VP (VBP are) (RB not) (ADVP (RB up) (RB here)) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG milking) (NP (DT a) (JJ giant) (JJ invisible) (NN cow)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB up) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB beat) (NP (DT an) (NN apology)) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
My fists are not up here because I'm milking a giant invisible cow . They're up to beat an apology out of you.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
fist
fists
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
up
up
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
milk
milking
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
giant
giant
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
invisible
invisible
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
cow
cow
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
parataxis
up
up
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
beat
beat
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
apology
apology
NOUN
NN
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry))) (. .)))
Wil
Okay, I'm sorry.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ long) (NN bus) (NN ride)) (PP (IN for) (ADVP (RB not) (RB very) (RB much))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, that was a long bus ride for not very much.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
bus
bus
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
ride
ride
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
nmod
Degree=Pos
much
much
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (ADJP (JJ okay)) (. ?)))
Wil
Are you okay?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Degree=Pos
okay
okay
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG asking) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN lot)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNS questions)))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Wil) (NNP Wheaton)) (. .)) (PP (IN As) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN matter)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NP (JJ idle) (NN curiosity)) (SBAR (WHNP (WHNP (WDT which)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS shrubberies)))) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB feel) (SBAR (S (VP (MD would) (VP (VB benefit) (PP (IN from) (NP (DT a) (JJ thorough) (NN vomiting))))))))))) (. ?))))) (S (ADVP (RB Never)) (VP (VB mind)))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB choose)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD were) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ good)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP Stand))) (PP (IN by) (NP (PRP Me))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You're asking a lot of questions, Wil Wheaton . As a matter of idle curiosity which of your shrubberies do you feel would benefit from a thorough vomiting? Never mind, I'll choose . You were so good in Stand by Me.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
ask
asking
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
lot
lot
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Plur
question
questions
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Wil
Wil
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Wheaton
Wheaton
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
as
As
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
matter
matter
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
idle
idle
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
curiosity
curiosity
NOUN
NN
obj
PronType=Rel
which
which
PRON
WDT
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Plur
shrubbery
shrubberies
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
feel
feel
VERB
VB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
benefit
benefit
VERB
VB
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
thorough
thorough
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
vomit
vomiting
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
advmod
never
Never
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
mind
mind
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
choose
choose
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
stand
Stand
PROPN
NNP
case
by
by
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
Me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Wil Wheaton . Wait, how many was that? Hey, Sheldon, what's up? Wouldn't you like to know. Have you been drinking? Just tea . The best tea I've ever had. Why are you here? I'm from Texas . Need I say more? Yeah, actually, a little more would be helpful. You insulted my woman . I'm here to defend her honor . Two . It was two . Wil Wheaton . Now prepare yourself for what may come. Oh, Sheldon, do you really think we're gonna fight? My fists are not up here because I'm milking a giant invisible cow . They're up to beat an apology out of you. Okay, I'm sorry. Well, that was a long bus ride for not very much. Are you okay? You're asking a lot of questions, Wil Wheaton . As a matter of idle curiosity which of your shrubberies do you feel would benefit from a thorough vomiting? Never mind, I'll choose . You were so good in Stand by Me.