(ROOT (NP (NFP _) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (NFP _) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (NFP _) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (NFP _) (NP (NNP Leonard)) (, ,) (: …) (. ..)))
Sheldon
_ Leonard, _ Leonard, _ Leonard, _ Leonard, … ..
punct
_
_
PUNCT
NFP
root
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
_
_
PUNCT
NFP
parataxis
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
_
_
PUNCT
NFP
parataxis
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
_
_
PUNCT
NFP
list
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
…
…
PUNCT
:
punct
..
..
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VP (VB be) (ADJP (RB so) (RB much) (JJR easier)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD were) (NP (DT a) (JJ violent) (NN sociopath)))))) (. .) (FRAG (WHNP (WP What)) (. ?))))))
Leonard
This would be so much easier if I were a violent sociopath . What?
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
advmod
much
much
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Cmp
easy
easier
ADJ
JJR
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
violent
violent
ADJ
JJ
advcl
Number=Sing
sociopath
sociopath
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG analyzing) (NP (PRP$ our) (NN lie))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP believe) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP 're) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NN danger)) (PP (IN of) (S (NP (NNP Penny)) (VP (VBG seeing) (PP (IN through) (NP (DT the) (NN ruse))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I was analyzing our lie, and I believe we're in danger of Penny seeing through the ruse.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
analyze
analyzing
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
lie
lie
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
believe
believe
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
ccomp
Number=Sing
danger
danger
NOUN
NN
mark
of
of
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
acl
VerbForm=Ger
see
seeing
VERB
VBG
case
through
through
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
ruse
ruse
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (WRB How) (. ?)))
Leonard
How?
root
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VP (VBD were) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB log) (PP (IN onto) (NP (NP (VB click)) (PP (IN on) (NP (`` ") (NN Upcoming) (NNS Events))))))))) (, ,) ('' ") (VP (VB scroll) (PRT (RP down)) (PP (IN to) (NP (`` ") (NNS Seminars)))) (, ,) ('' ") (VP (VB download) (NP (DT the) (NN PDF) (NN schedule))) (, ,) (CC and) (VP (VB look) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN seminar)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NP (JJ molecular) (NN positronium)) (, ,) (NP (NN bippity)) (, ,) (NP (NN boppity)) (, ,) (NP (NN boo--) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ our) (NNS pants)) (VP (VBP are) (ADVP (RB metaphorically)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NN fire))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
If she were to log onto click on " Upcoming Events, " scroll down to " Seminars, " download the PDF schedule, and look for the seminar on molecular positronium, bippity, boppity, boo-- our pants are metaphorically on fire.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
log
log
VERB
VB
case
onto
onto
ADP
IN
obl
VerbForm=Inf
click
click
VERB
VB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
compound
Number=Sing
upcoming
Upcoming
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
event
Events
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
scroll
scroll
VERB
VB
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
obl
Number=Plur
seminar
Seminars
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
download
download
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
PDF
PDF
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
schedule
schedule
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
seminar
seminar
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
molecular
molecular
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
positronium
positronium
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
bippity
bippity
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
boppity
boppity
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
boo--
boo--
NOUN
NN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
our
our
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
pant
pants
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
metaphorically
metaphorically
ADV
RB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
acl:relcl
Number=Sing
fire
fire
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (NN sir)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS trousers)) (VP (MD will) (RB not) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBG igniting) (NP (NN today))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, sir, my trousers will not be igniting today.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
sir
sir
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
trousers
trousers
NOUN
NNS
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
aux
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
ignite
igniting
VERB
VBG
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
today
today
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
_ Leonard, _ Leonard, _ Leonard, _ Leonard, … .. This would be so much easier if I were a violent sociopath . What? I was analyzing our lie, and I believe we're in danger of Penny seeing through the ruse. How? If she were to log onto click on " Upcoming Events, " scroll down to " Seminars, " download the PDF schedule, and look for the seminar on molecular positronium, bippity, boppity, boo-- our pants are metaphorically on fire. Well, sir, my trousers will not be igniting today.