(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Howard)) (, ,) (VP (VB get) (NP (DT the) (NN door))) (. !)))
Mrs Wolowitz
Howard, get the door!
vocative
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
door
door
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD ca) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP it)))) (. ?)))
Howard
Why can't you get it?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG doing) (NP (DT a) (NN bowel) (NN cleanse)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN colonoscopy)))))) (. !) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (DT an) (ADJP (NN upside) (HYPH -) (IN down)) (NN volcano)) (ADVP (RB here)))))))) (. .)))
Mrs Wolowitz
You know I'm doing a bowel cleanse for my colonoscopy! I'm like an upside - down volcano here.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
bowel
bowel
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
cleanse
cleanse
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
colonoscopy
colonoscopy
NOUN
NN
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
upside
upside
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
IN
parataxis
Number=Sing
volcano
volcano
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH hey) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP hope) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB hear) (NP (DT that))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Oh, hey . I hope you didn't hear that.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
hey
hey
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
hope
hope
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
hear
hear
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (DT The) (NN volcano) (NN thing)) (. ?) (NP (UH No)) (. .)))
Leonard
The volcano thing? No.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
volcano
volcano
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (LST (UH No) (. .)) (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT the) (NNP T) (HYPH -) (NN shirt))))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBG working) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT the) (NNP Apple) (NN store))) (ADVP (RB now)))) (. ?)))
Howard
No . What's with the T - shirt? You working at the Apple store now?
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
T
T
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obl
Number=Sing
shirt
shirt
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Ger
work
working
VERB
VBG
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Apple
Apple
PROPN
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
store
store
NOUN
NN
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (RB just) (NN something)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD threw) (PRT (RP on))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
No, it's just something I threw on.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
throw
threw
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (NP (PDT all) (PRP$ your) (NNS shirts)))) (. .) (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP them)))))) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD were) (VP (VBG pretending) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB work) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT the) (NNP Genius) (NNP Bar))) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB pick) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (NNS women))))))))))) (, ,) (VP (VBD were) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)))) (. ?)))
Howard
I know all your shirts . That's not one of them...You were pretending to work at the Genius Bar to pick up women, weren't you?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
shirt
shirts
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
pretend
pretending
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
work
work
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
genius
Genius
PROPN
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
Bar
Bar
PROPN
NNP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
pick
pick
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
obj
Number=Plur
woman
women
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VBZ Turns) (PRT (RP out)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP guard) (NP (DT the) (NNS iPods)))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB guard) (NP (DT the) (NNS shirts))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Turns out, they guard the iPods, but they don't guard the shirts.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
turn
Turns
VERB
VBZ
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
guard
guard
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
wpod
iPods
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
guard
guard
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Plur
shirt
shirts
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (ADVP (RB So)) (, ,) (WHADVP (WRB how)) (SQ (MD 'd) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VB go))) (. ?)))
Howard
So, how'd it go?
discourse
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG going) (ADVP (RB well))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG showing) (NP (DT this) (ADJP (RB super) (JJ hot)) (NN girl)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB boot) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP Safe) (NNP Mode)))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT The) (NN manager)) (VP (VBD got) (ADJP (JJ suspicious) (, ,) (CC and) (, ,) (UH well) (, ,) (JJ long) (NN story) (JJ short)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP they)) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VBP do) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (JJ little) (NN jail)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN mall)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
It was going well . I was showing this super hot girl how to boot up in Safe Mode . The manager got suspicious, and, well, long story short, they really do have a little jail in the mall.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
advmod
Degree=Pos
well
well
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
show
showing
VERB
VBG
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
advmod
super
super
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
hot
hot
ADJ
JJ
iobj
Number=Sing
girl
girl
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
boot
boot
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
safe
Safe
ADJ
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
Mode
Mode
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
manager
manager
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
xcomp
Degree=Pos
suspicious
suspicious
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADJ
JJ
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
story
story
NOUN
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
short
short
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
conj
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
jail
jail
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nmod
Number=Sing
mall
mall
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (RB Just) (RB FYI)) (, ,) (VP (VB do) (RB n't) (VP (VB try) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB back)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (JJ fake) (NN mustache)))))))) (PRN (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,)) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (MD may) (RB not) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VB be) (NP (NNS geniuses))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP see) (ADVP (RB right) (IN through) (NP (DT that))))) (. .)))
Howard
Just FYI, don't try to go back with a fake mustache . I mean, they may not really be geniuses, but they see right through that.
advmod
just
Just
ADV
RB
advmod
fyi
FYI
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
try
try
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
fake
fake
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
mustache
mustache
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
may
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Number=Plur
geniuse
geniuses
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
see
see
VERB
VBP
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
case
through
through
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB invoke) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN girlfriend) (NN pact)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Howard))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
I want to invoke the girlfriend pact, Howard.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
invoke
invoke
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
girlfriend
girlfriend
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
pact
pact
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (PRP You)) (ADVP (RB that) (JJ desperate)) (. ?)))
Howard
You that desperate?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
advmod
that
that
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
desperate
desperate
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (, ...) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP have))))) (. .) (PRN (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (NP (DT a) (NN woman)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN life))))) (. .)))
Leonard
No, I just...I want what you have . You know, I want a woman in my life.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
woman
woman
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Holy) (NNP Moses)) (, ,) (SBARQ (WHNP (WHADVP (WRB how) (JJ much)) (NN liquid)) (S (VP (MD can) (VP (VB be) (PP (IN in) (NP (CD one) (NN tokus))))))) (. ?)))
Mrs Wolowitz
Holy Moses, how much liquid can be in one tokus?
amod
Degree=Pos
Holy
Holy
ADJ
NNP
vocative
Number=Sing
Mose
Moses
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
amod
Degree=Pos
much
much
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
liquid
liquid
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
root
Number=Sing
tokus
tokus
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (TO To) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ clear))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD meant) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (NNP Bernadette)) (, ,) (RB not) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mother))))) (. .)))
Leonard
To be clear, I meant like Bernadette, not your mother.
mark
to
To
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advcl
Degree=Pos
clear
clear
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
mean
meant
VERB
VBD
case
like
like
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
appos
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP mean))))) (. .)))
Howard
Yeah, I know what you mean.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Howard, get the door! Why can't you get it? You know I'm doing a bowel cleanse for my colonoscopy! I'm like an upside - down volcano here. Oh, hey . I hope you didn't hear that. The volcano thing? No. No . What's with the T - shirt? You working at the Apple store now? No, it's just something I threw on. I know all your shirts . That's not one of them...You were pretending to work at the Genius Bar to pick up women, weren't you? Turns out, they guard the iPods, but they don't guard the shirts. So, how'd it go? It was going well . I was showing this super hot girl how to boot up in Safe Mode . The manager got suspicious, and, well, long story short, they really do have a little jail in the mall. Just FYI, don't try to go back with a fake mustache . I mean, they may not really be geniuses, but they see right through that. I want to invoke the girlfriend pact, Howard. You that desperate? No, I just...I want what you have . You know, I want a woman in my life. Holy Moses, how much liquid can be in one tokus? To be clear, I meant like Bernadette, not your mother. Yeah, I know what you mean.