(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (S (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (NP (DT a) (NN robot)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD knew)))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't))))) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB want) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB tell) (NP (PRP you))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Sheldon, if you were a robot and I knew and you didn't would you want me to tell you?
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
advcl
Number=Sing
robot
robot
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
know
knew
VERB
VBD
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ depends) (. .) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP learn) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (DT a) (NN robot))) (, ...) (SQ (MD will) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ able) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB handle) (NP (PRP it))))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
That depends . When I learn that I'm a robot...will I be able to handle it?
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
depend
depends
VERB
VBZ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
learn
learn
VERB
VBP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
robot
robot
NOUN
NN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
able
able
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
handle
handle
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN although) (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN history)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN science) (NN fiction)))) (VP (VBZ is) (RB not) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN side)))))) (. .)))
Howard
Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
although
although
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
history
history
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
science
science
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
fiction
fiction
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
root
Number=Sing
side
side
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Okay) (. .) (INTJ (UH Uh)) (, ,) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB ask) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (DT this)))) (. .) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP learn) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (NP (DT a) (NN robot)))))))) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN bound) (PP (IN by) (NP (NP (NP (NNP Asimov) (POS 's)) (CD Three) (NNPS Laws)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Robotics))))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Okay . Uh, let me ask you this . When I learn that I'm a robot would I be bound by Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
ask
ask
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
learn
learn
VERB
VBP
mark
that
that
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
robot
robot
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
bind
bound
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Asimov
Asimov
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
Three
NUM
CD
obl:agent
Number=Plur
Laws
Laws
PROPN
NNPS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Robotics
Robotics
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD might) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN bound) (PP (IN by) (NP (PRP them))) (ADVP (RB right) (RB now))))) (. .)))
Raj
You might be bound by them right now.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
bind
bound
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ true)))) (. .) (SQ (VBP Have) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VBN harmed) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ human) (NN being)) (CC or) (PP (IN through) (NP (NN inaction)))) (S (VP (VBN allowed) (S (NP (DT a) (JJ human) (NN being)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB come) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB harm))))))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
That's true . Have you ever harmed a human being or through inaction allowed a human being to come to harm?
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
true
true
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
Have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
harm
harmed
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
human
human
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
being
being
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
case
through
through
ADP
IN
conj
Number=Sing
inaction
inaction
NOUN
NN
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
allow
allowed
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
human
human
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
being
being
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
harm
harm
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADVP (IN Of) (NN course)) (RB not) (. .)))
Sheldon
Of course not.
advmod
of
Of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
root
not
not
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Have) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VP (VBN harmed) (NP (PRP yourself))) (CC or) (VP (VBN allowed) (S (NP (PRP yourself)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN harmed) (PP (IN except) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (NNS cases)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (DT a) (JJ human) (NN being)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB have) (VP (VBN been) (VP (JJ endangered)))))))))))))))) (. ?)))
Howard
Have you ever harmed yourself or allowed yourself to be harmed except in cases where a human being would have been endangered?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
Have
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
harm
harmed
VERB
VBN
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
allow
allowed
VERB
VBN
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
harm
harmed
VERB
VBN
case
except
except
ADP
IN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
case
cases
NOUN
NNS
advmod
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
human
human
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
being
being
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
aux
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
AUX
VB
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
acl:relcl
Degree=Pos
endangered
endangered
ADJ
JJ
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH no)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, no.
root
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
no
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP smell) (NP (NN robot))) (. .)))
Howard
I smell robot.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
smell
smell
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
robot
robot
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG going) (PRT (RP on)))) (. ?)))
Leonard
Hey, what's going on?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Internet) (VBZ 's)) (VP (VBN been) (ADVP (RB down)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PDT half) (DT an) (NN hour)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Internet's been down for half an hour.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Internet
Internet
PROPN
NNP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
root
down
down
ADV
RB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det:predet
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|PronType=Neg
half
half
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
hour
hour
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Also)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (MD may) (VP (VB be) (NP (DT a) (NN robot)))) (. .)))
Raj
Also, Sheldon may be a robot.
advmod
also
Also
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
may
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
robot
robot
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (ADVP (RB So) (WRB how)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VB go) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNP Leslie))))) (. ?)))
Howard
So how did it go with Leslie?
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Leslie
Leslie
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBD tried) (S (VP (VBG kissing))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (DT the) (NN earth)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB move)))) (. .) (PRN (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean)))) (, ,) (ADJP (NP (DT any) (JJR more)) (PP (IN than) (NP (DT the) (CD 383) (NNS miles)))) (SBAR (WDT that) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB move) (ADVP (RB anyway))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Oh, we tried kissing, but the earth didn't move . I mean, any more than the 383 miles that it was going to move anyway.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
try
tried
VERB
VBD
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
kiss
kissing
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
earth
earth
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
move
move
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
any
any
DET
DT
parataxis
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
case
than
than
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
383
383
NUM
CD
obl
Number=Plur
mile
miles
NOUN
NNS
obj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
move
move
VERB
VB
advmod
anyway
anyway
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (VP (VBP I've) (VP (VBN seen) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VB look) (ADVP (RB before)))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (CD two) (NNS weeks)) (PP (IN of) (S (VP (VP (NN moping) (CC and) (NP (JJ tedious) (JJ emo) (NNS songs))) (CC and) (VP (VBG calling) (NP (PRP me)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB come) (ADVP (RB down) (PP (IN to) (NP (NN pet) (NNS stores)))) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB look) (PP (IN at) (NP (NNS cats)))))))))))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB take) (NP (PRP it))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, I've seen that look before . This is just going to be two weeks of moping and tedious emo songs and calling me to come down to pet stores to look at cats . I don't know if I can take it.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
i've
I've
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
see
seen
VERB
VBN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
advmod
before
before
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
xcomp
Number=Plur
week
weeks
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
moping
moping
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
amod
Degree=Pos
tedious
tedious
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
emo
emo
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Plur
song
songs
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Ger
call
calling
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
come
come
VERB
VB
advmod
down
down
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
pet
pet
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
store
stores
NOUN
NNS
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
look
look
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
cat
cats
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB power) (PRT (RP down)))) (. .)))
Raj
You could power down.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
power
power
VERB
VB
compound:prt
down
down
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (PP (IN as) (ADJP (JJ usual))) (, ,) (NP (NNP Wolowitz)) (VP (VBZ has) (NP (DT the) (NN solution)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP happen) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB know) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT a) (NN place)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where)) (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (NP (NN plenty)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ eligible) (NNS women) (CC and) (NNP Leonard)))))))) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB have) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN pick))))))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Well, as usual, Wolowitz has the solution . I happen to know a place where there are plenty of eligible women and Leonard could have his pick.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
as
as
ADP
IN
obl
Degree=Pos
usual
usual
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Wolowitz
Wolowitz
PROPN
NNP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
solution
solution
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
happen
happen
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
place
place
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Rel
where
where
ADV
WRB
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
acl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Number=Sing
plenty
plenty
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
eligible
eligible
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
woman
women
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing
Leonard
Leonard
PROPN
NNP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
conj
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
pick
pick
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Sheldon, if you were a robot and I knew and you didn't would you want me to tell you? That depends . When I learn that I'm a robot...will I be able to handle it? Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side. Okay . Uh, let me ask you this . When I learn that I'm a robot would I be bound by Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics? You might be bound by them right now. That's true . Have you ever harmed a human being or through inaction allowed a human being to come to harm? Of course not. Have you ever harmed yourself or allowed yourself to be harmed except in cases where a human being would have been endangered? Well, no. I smell robot. Hey, what's going on? Internet's been down for half an hour. Also, Sheldon may be a robot. So how did it go with Leslie? Oh, we tried kissing, but the earth didn't move . I mean, any more than the 383 miles that it was going to move anyway. Oh, I've seen that look before . This is just going to be two weeks of moping and tedious emo songs and calling me to come down to pet stores to look at cats . I don't know if I can take it. You could power down. Well, as usual, Wolowitz has the solution . I happen to know a place where there are plenty of eligible women and Leonard could have his pick.