(ROOT (NP (NP (NN Thanks)) (PP (IN for) (S (VP (VBG bringing) (NP (PRP me)) (ADVP (RB home))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Thanks for bringing me home.
root
Number=Sing
thanks
Thanks
NOUN
NN
mark
for
for
SCONJ
IN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
bring
bringing
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ okay)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB really)) (VP (VB need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB work) (NP (NN today)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (SBAR (IN like) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (NML (NN rent) (CC or) (NN car)) (NNS payments)) (CC or) (NP (NN anything)))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Oh, it's okay . I didn't really need to work today . It's not like I have rent or car payments or anything.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
okay
okay
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
really
really
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
need
need
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
work
work
VERB
VB
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
today
today
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
rent
rent
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
compound
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Plur
payment
payments
NOUN
NNS
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
anything
anything
PRON
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (JJ Good) (, ,) (JJ good) (. .)))
Sheldon
Good, good.
root
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP feel) (ADJP (JJR better))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, well, you feel better.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
feel
feel
VERB
VBP
xcomp
Degree=Cmp
good
better
ADJ
JJR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Wait) (. !) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Where)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG going))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Wait! Where are you going?
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wait
Wait
VERB
VB
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
where
Where
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Um)) (, ,) (NP (NP (NN home)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB write) (NP (DT some) (JJ bad) (NNS checks))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Um, home to write some bad checks.
discourse
um
Um
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
home
home
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
write
write
VERB
VB
det
some
some
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
bad
bad
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Plur
check
checks
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB leave) (NP (PRP me))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
You're going to leave me?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
leave
leave
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (DT a) (VBN grown) (NN man) (. .)) (SQ (VBP Have) (RB n't) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (VBN been) (ADJP (JJ sick)) (ADVP (RB before))))) (. ?)))
Penny
Sheldon, you are a grown man . Haven't you ever been sick before?
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
grow
grown
VERB
VBN
root
Number=Sing
man
man
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
Have
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
cop
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
parataxis
Degree=Pos
sick
sick
ADJ
JJ
advmod
before
before
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADVP (IN Of) (NN course)) (, ,) (CC but) (RB not) (PP (IN by) (NP (PRP myself))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Of course, but not by myself.
root
of
Of
ADV
IN
fixed
Number=Sing
course
course
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
case
by
by
ADP
IN
conj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
myself
myself
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB Really) (. ?) (RB Never) (. ?)))
Penny
Really? Never?
advmod
really
Really
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
root
never
Never
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB once)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VP (VBD was) (NP (CD 15))) (CC and) (VP (VBG spending) (NP (DT the) (NN summer)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NP (DT the) (NNP Heidelberg) (NNP Institute)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP Germany))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, once, when I was 15 and spending the summer at the Heidelberg Institute in Germany.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
NumType=Mult
once
once
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
when
when
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advcl
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
15
15
NUM
CD
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Ger
spend
spending
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
summer
summer
NOUN
NN
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Heidelberg
Heidelberg
PROPN
NNP
obl
Number=Sing
Institute
Institute
PROPN
NNP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Germany
Germany
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBG Studying) (ADVP (RB abroad))) (. ?)))
Penny
Studying abroad?
root
VerbForm=Ger
study
Studying
VERB
VBG
advmod
abroad
abroad
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No) (, ,) (VBG visiting) (NN professor) (. .)) (INTJ (UH Anyway)) (, ,) (NP (DT the) (JJ local) (NN cuisine)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (ADJP (ADVP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (RBR more)) (NN sausage) (HYPH -) (VBN based)) (SBAR (IN than) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBN used) (PP (IN to)))))))) (CC and) (S (NP (DT the) (NN result)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (DT an) (JJ internal) (NN blitzkrieg)) (PP (IN with) (S (NP (PRP$ my) (JJR lower) (NN intestine)) (VP (VBG playing) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN part)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Czechoslovakia)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
No, visiting professor . Anyway, the local cuisine was a little more sausage - based than I'm used to and the result was an internal blitzkrieg with my lower intestine playing the part of Czechoslovakia.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
VerbForm=Ger
visit
visiting
VERB
VBG
root
Number=Sing
professor
professor
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
anyway
Anyway
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
local
local
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
cuisine
cuisine
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Degree=Pos
little
little
ADJ
JJ
advmod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADV
RBR
compound
Number=Sing
sausage
sausage
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
base
based
VERB
VBN
mark
than
than
SCONJ
IN
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
use
used
VERB
VBN
obl
to
to
ADP
IN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
result
result
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
internal
internal
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
blitzkrieg
blitzkrieg
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Cmp
low
lower
ADJ
JJR
nmod
Number=Sing
intestine
intestine
NOUN
NN
acl
VerbForm=Ger
play
playing
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
part
part
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Czechoslovakia
Czechoslovakia
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NP (NP (DT no) (NN one)) (ADVP (RB there))) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB take) (NP (NN care)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you))))))))) (. ?)))
Penny
And there was no one there to take care of you?
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
VERB
VBD
det
no
no
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
one
one
PRON
NN
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
care
care
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP$ My) (NN Mom)) (VP (VBD had) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB fly) (ADVP (RB back) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNP Texas)))) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB help) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN Dad)))))))) (, ,) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (DT the) (NN house)) (VP (VBD had) (VP (VBN slipped) (PP (IN off) (NP (DT the) (NN cinder) (NNS blocks))) (ADVP (RB again))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
My Mom had to fly back to Texas to help my Dad, because the house had slipped off the cinder blocks again.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
mom
Mom
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
fly
fly
VERB
VB
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Texas
Texas
PROPN
NNP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
help
help
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
dad
Dad
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
house
house
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
AUX
VBD
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
slip
slipped
VERB
VBN
case
off
off
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
cinder
cinder
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
block
blocks
NOUN
NNS
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (ADVP (RB Again) (. ?)))
Penny
Again?
root
again
Again
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (NN tornado) (NN season)))) (. .) (CC And) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD was) (NP (DT an) (NN aluminum) (NN house) (. .)) (ADVP (UH Anyway)) (, ,) (PRN (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN housekeeper)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN faculty) (NN residence)))) (VP (VBD did) (RB n't) (VP (VB speak) (NP (DT any) (NNP English) (. .)) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB finally)) (VP (VBD managed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB convince) (NP (PRP her)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (JJ sick) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD said))))))))))))))))) (, ,) (`` ") (NP (NNP Möchtest) (FW du) (FW eine) (FW Darmspülung)) (. ?) ('' "))))))
Sheldon
It was tornado season . And it was an aluminum house . Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn't speak any English . When I finally managed to convince her I was sick she said, " Möchtest du eine Darmspülung? "
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
compound
Number=Sing
tornado
tornado
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
season
season
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
aluminum
aluminum
NOUN
NN
conj
Number=Sing
house
house
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
anyway
Anyway
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
housekeeper
housekeeper
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
faculty
faculty
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
residence
residence
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
speak
speak
VERB
VB
det
any
any
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
English
English
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
finally
finally
ADV
RB
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
manage
managed
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
convince
convince
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
ccomp
Degree=Pos
sick
sick
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
ccomp
Number=Sing
Möchtest
Möchtest
PROPN
NNP
flat
du
du
X
FW
goeswith
Foreign=Yes
eine
X
FW
flat
Foreign=Yes
darmspülung
Darmspülung
X
FW
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBZ does) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VB mean))) (. ?)))
Penny
What does that mean?
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
root
VerbForm=Inf
mean
mean
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (VBN Based) (PP (IN on) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (VBD happened) (ADVP (RB next))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP assume) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ means) (, ,) (`` ") (SQ (MD Would) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB like) (NP (DT an) (NN enema)))) (. ?))))) ('' ")))
Sheldon
Based on what happened next, I assume it means, " Would you like an enema? "
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
base
Based
VERB
VBN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
happen
happened
VERB
VBD
advmod
next
next
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
assume
assume
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
means
VERB
VBZ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
Would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
like
like
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
enema
enema
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (NN sweetie) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB take) (NP (NN care)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB need))) (. ?))))
Penny
Okay, sweetie . I'll take care of you . What do you need?
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
sweetie
sweetie
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
take
take
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
care
care
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
obj
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
need
need
VERB
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mom)) (VP (VBD used) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB give) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (NN sponge) (NNS baths)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, my mom used to give me sponge baths.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
mom
mom
NOUN
NN
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
use
used
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
give
give
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
compound
Number=Sing
sponge
sponge
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
bath
baths
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (NP (NN ground) (NNS rules)) (: :) (NP (NP (DT No) (NN sponge) (NNS baths)) (CC and) (ADVP (RB definitely)) (NP (DT no) (NNS enemas)))) (. .)))
Penny
Okay, ground rules: No sponge baths and definitely no enemas.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
ground
ground
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Plur
rule
rules
NOUN
NNS
punct
:
:
PUNCT
:
det
no
No
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
sponge
sponge
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Plur
bath
baths
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
advmod
definitely
definitely
ADV
RB
det
no
no
DET
DT
conj
Number=Plur
enemas
enemas
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBN Agreed)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Agreed.
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
agree
Agreed
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Thanks for bringing me home. Oh, it's okay . I didn't really need to work today . It's not like I have rent or car payments or anything. Good, good. Okay, well, you feel better. Wait! Where are you going? Um, home to write some bad checks. You're going to leave me? Sheldon, you are a grown man . Haven't you ever been sick before? Of course, but not by myself. Really? Never? Well, once, when I was 15 and spending the summer at the Heidelberg Institute in Germany. Studying abroad? No, visiting professor . Anyway, the local cuisine was a little more sausage - based than I'm used to and the result was an internal blitzkrieg with my lower intestine playing the part of Czechoslovakia. And there was no one there to take care of you? My Mom had to fly back to Texas to help my Dad, because the house had slipped off the cinder blocks again. Again? It was tornado season . And it was an aluminum house . Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn't speak any English . When I finally managed to convince her I was sick she said, " Möchtest du eine Darmspülung? " What does that mean? Based on what happened next, I assume it means, " Would you like an enema? " Okay, sweetie . I'll take care of you . What do you need? Well, my mom used to give me sponge baths. Okay, ground rules: No sponge baths and definitely no enemas. Agreed.