(ROOT (NP (NNP Irasshaimase) (. !)))
All
Irasshaimase!
root
Number=Sing
Irasshaimase
Irasshaimase
PROPN
NNP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Stop) (S (VP (VBG yelling))))) (. !) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ happy) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT this))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Stop yelling! I'm not happy about this.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stop
Stop
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
yell
yelling
VERB
VBG
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ last) (NN thing)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (ADVP (RB ever)) (VP (JJ happy) (PP (IN about))))))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
What's the last thing you were ever happy about?
root
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
last
last
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
advmod
ever
ever
ADV
RB
acl:relcl
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
obl
about
about
ADP
IN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NP (DT The) (NN prospect)) (PP (IN of) (NP (VBN fried) (NN chicken))) (. .)))
Sheldon
The prospect of fried chicken.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
prospect
prospect
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
fry
fried
VERB
VBN
nmod
Number=Sing
chicken
chicken
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ exciting)))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Back) (RB home)) (, ,) (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN diner)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NNP Route) (CD Four)))) (VP (VBZ serves) (NP (NN sushi)))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBN cut) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (NP (NN fish) (NNS sticks)) (CC and) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN side)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Uncle) (NNP Ben) (POS 's)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP put) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NN menu))) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT those) (NML (NN kung) (NN fu)) (NNS letters))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (PRP it)) (ADJP (NN sushi))))))) (. .)))
Mrs Cooper
This is exciting . Back home, the diner on Route Four serves sushi, but it's just cut up fish sticks and a side of Uncle Ben's . They put it on the menu in those kung fu letters, but that don't make it sushi.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
exciting
exciting
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
back
Back
ADV
RB
advmod
home
home
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
diner
diner
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
Route
Route
PROPN
NNP
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
four
Four
NUM
CD
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
serve
serves
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing
sushi
sushi
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
conj
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
cut
cut
VERB
VBN
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
compound
Number=Sing
fish
fish
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
stick
sticks
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
side
side
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
uncle
Uncle
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
Ben
Ben
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
put
put
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
menu
menu
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
those
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
kung
kung
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
fu
fu
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Plur
letter
letters
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
xcomp
Number=Sing
sushi
sushi
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Uh)) (, ,) (NP (NML (NN kung) (NN fu)) (NNS letters)) (VP (MD might) (RB not) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (RB politically) (JJ correct)))) (. .)))
Leonard
Uh, kung fu letters might not be politically correct.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
kung
kung
NOUN
NN
compound
Number=Sing
fu
fu
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Number=Plur
letter
letters
NOUN
NNS
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
politically
politically
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
correct
correct
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT the) (NN one)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP we)) (VP (MD could) (RB n't) (VP (VB say)))))) (VP (VBD was) (NP (`` ") (FW ching) (FW chong) ('' ")))))) ('' ")))
Mrs Cooper
Oh, I thought the one we couldn't say was " ching chong " "
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
one
one
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
acl:relcl
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
ccomp
Ching
ching
X
FW
goeswith
chong
X
FW
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB too)) (. .)))
Leonard
Yeah, yeah, that, too.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
yeah
yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH So)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Shelly)) (, ,) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB up) (PP (IN with) (NP (NP (PRP you)) (CC and) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN friend) (NNP Amy)))))))) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB mind) (S (NP (DT a) (NN mother)) (VP (VBG prying) (NP (DT a) (NN bit)))))))) (. ?)))
Mrs Cooper
So, Shelly, what's up with you and your friend Amy, if you don't mind a mother prying a bit?
discourse
so
So
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Shelly
Shelly
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
up
up
ADV
RB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
conj
Number=Sing
friend
friend
NOUN
NN
appos
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
mind
mind
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
ccomp
VerbForm=Ger
pry
prying
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
bit
bit
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB actually)) (NP (JJ big) (NN news)) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (NNP Amy) (NN front))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG studying) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN neurobiology)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN addiction))) (PP (IN in) (NP (JJR lower) (NNS animals)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB this) (JJ close) (PP (IN to) (S (VP (VBG getting) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN starfish)) (ADJP (VBN hooked) (PP (IN on) (NP (NN cocaine))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, there's actually big news on the Amy front . She's been studying the neurobiology of addiction in lower animals . She's this close to getting a starfish hooked on cocaine.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
big
big
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
news
news
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Amy
Amy
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Sing
front
front
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
aux
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
study
studying
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
neurobiology
neurobiology
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
addiction
addiction
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Cmp
low
lower
ADJ
JJR
obl
Number=Plur
animal
animals
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
this
this
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
close
close
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
get
getting
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
starfish
starfish
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
hook
hooked
VERB
VBN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
cocaine
cocaine
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB have) (NP (NP (DT any) (NN idea)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG going) (PRT (RP on)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT those) (CD two))))))))) (. ?)))
Mrs Cooper
Do you have any idea what's going on with those two?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
any
any
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
idea
idea
NOUN
NN
nsubj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
those
DET
DT
obl
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (ADVP (NN kind) (IN of)) (IN like) (NP (DT the) (NML (NNP Loch) (NNP Ness)) (NN monster) (. .) (S (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NN something)) (ADVP (RB there)))) (, ,) (S (ADVP (RB maybe)) (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB n't))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP We)) (VP (MD 'll) (ADVP (RB probably)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VB know)))) (. .) (CC But) (S (ADVP (RB sometimes)) (NP (NP (PRP it))) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ fun)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB creep) (NP (PRP yourself)) (PRT (RP out)) (S (VP (VBG thinking) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
It's kind of like the Loch Ness monster . Maybe there's something there, maybe there isn't . We'll probably never know . But sometimes it's fun to creep yourself out thinking about it.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
case
like
like
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Loch
Loch
PROPN
NNP
compound
Number=Sing
Ness
Ness
PROPN
NNP
root
Number=Sing
monster
monster
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
VERB
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
maybe
maybe
ADV
RB
expl
there
there
PRON
EX
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
VERB
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
We
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
probably
probably
ADV
RB
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
advmod
sometimes
sometimes
ADV
RB
expl
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
conj
Degree=Pos
fun
fun
ADJ
JJ
mark
to
to
PART
TO
csubj
VerbForm=Inf
creep
creep
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
think
thinking
VERB
VBG
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG doing) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT the) (JJ young) (NN lady) (NN front))))) (. ?)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP hear) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (PP (IN in) (NP (NP (DT some) (NN sort)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT a) (JJ long) (NN distance) (NN situation))))))))) (. ?)))
Mrs Cooper
How are you doing on the young lady front? I hear you're in some sort of a long distance situation?
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
case
on
on
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
young
young
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
lady
lady
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
front
front
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
hear
hear
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
some
some
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
sort
sort
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
distance
distance
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
situation
situation
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NNP Raj) (POS 's)) (NN sister)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (ADVP (NN kind) (IN of)) (JJ tough)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP She)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNP India))) (. .) (ADVP (RB Also)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ her) (NNS parents)) (VP (VBP are) (RB n't) (ADJP (JJ happy) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG dating) (NP (NP (NN someone)) (ADJP (JJ white))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Yeah, it's Raj's sister . It's kind of tough . She's in India . Also, her parents aren't happy she's dating someone white.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Number=Sing
Raj
Raj
PROPN
NNP
case
's
's
PART
POS
root
Number=Sing
sister
sister
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
parataxis
Degree=Pos
tough
tough
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
She
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
in
in
ADP
IN
parataxis
Number=Sing
India
India
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
also
Also
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
parent
parents
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
happy
happy
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
date
dating
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
amod
Degree=Pos
white
white
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (JJ funny) (NN turn)))) (, ,) (SQ (VBZ is) (RB n't) (NP (PRP it)) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP You)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBP think) (PP (IN about) (NP (PRP it))) (S (VP (VBG going) (NP (DT the) (JJ other) (NN way)))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB force) (NP (NNS things))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB figure) (PRT (RP out)) (SBAR (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT a) (NN relationship)))))) (CC or) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG calling) (NP (PRP it)) (NP (CD one)))))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (IN like) (NP (NP (PRP they)) (, say--) (SBAR (SBAR (S (NP (DT a) (NN cat)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB have) (NP (NNS kittens)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN oven))))))) (CC but) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB make) (NP (NN 'em)) (NP (NNS biscuits))))))))))) (. .)))
Mrs Cooper
Oh, that's funny turn, isn't it? You never think about it going the other way . Well, you can't force things . You need to figure out if you're in a relationship or if you're just calling it one . It's like they say-- a cat can have kittens in the oven but that don't make 'em biscuits.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
funny
funny
ADJ
JJ
discourse
Number=Sing
turn
turn
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
think
think
VERB
VBP
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
go
going
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
other
other
ADJ
JJ
obl:npmod
Number=Sing
way
way
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
force
force
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
thing
things
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
need
need
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
figure
figure
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
relationship
relationship
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
call
calling
VERB
VBG
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
xcomp
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj:outer
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
mark
like
like
SCONJ
IN
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
punct
say--
say--
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
cat
cat
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur
kitten
kittens
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
oven
oven
NOUN
NN
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
compound
Number=Sing
they
'em
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
biscuit
biscuits
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ reminds) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT another) (NN saying) (. .) (S (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB lead) (NP (DT a) (NN chicken)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNP Crisco)))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (PRP$ your) (NN mother)) (VP (VB fry) (NP (PRP it))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
And that reminds me of another saying . You can lead a chicken to Crisco, but you can't make your mother fry it.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
remind
reminds
VERB
VBZ
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
another
another
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
saying
saying
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
lead
lead
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
chicken
chicken
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Crisco
Crisco
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
conj
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
fry
fry
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (PRN (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP pester) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (NP (CD one) (JJR more) (NN time)) (PP (IN about) (NP (NN chicken)))))) (, ,)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD will) (VP (VB put) (NP (PRP you)) (PP (IN over) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN knee))) (ADVP (RB right) (RB here)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT this) (NN restaurant))))) (. .)))
Mrs Cooper
Sheldon, you pester me one more time about chicken, I will put you over my knee right here in this restaurant.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
pester
pester
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
amod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
chicken
chicken
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
put
put
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
case
over
over
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
knee
knee
NOUN
NN
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
restaurant
restaurant
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Please)) (VP (VB pester) (NP (PRP her) (. .)) (PRT (UH Please)) (, ,) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP me)))) (. .)))
Leonard
Please pester her . Please, for me.
discourse
please
Please
INTJ
UH
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
pester
pester
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
her
her
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
please
Please
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Irasshaimase! Stop yelling! I'm not happy about this. What's the last thing you were ever happy about? The prospect of fried chicken. This is exciting . Back home, the diner on Route Four serves sushi, but it's just cut up fish sticks and a side of Uncle Ben's . They put it on the menu in those kung fu letters, but that don't make it sushi. Uh, kung fu letters might not be politically correct. Oh, I thought the one we couldn't say was " ching chong " " Yeah, yeah, that, too. So, Shelly, what's up with you and your friend Amy, if you don't mind a mother prying a bit? Well, there's actually big news on the Amy front . She's been studying the neurobiology of addiction in lower animals . She's this close to getting a starfish hooked on cocaine. Do you have any idea what's going on with those two? It's kind of like the Loch Ness monster . Maybe there's something there, maybe there isn't . We'll probably never know . But sometimes it's fun to creep yourself out thinking about it. How are you doing on the young lady front? I hear you're in some sort of a long distance situation? Yeah, it's Raj's sister . It's kind of tough . She's in India . Also, her parents aren't happy she's dating someone white. Oh, that's funny turn, isn't it? You never think about it going the other way . Well, you can't force things . You need to figure out if you're in a relationship or if you're just calling it one . It's like they say-- a cat can have kittens in the oven but that don't make 'em biscuits. And that reminds me of another saying . You can lead a chicken to Crisco, but you can't make your mother fry it. Sheldon, you pester me one more time about chicken, I will put you over my knee right here in this restaurant. Please pester her . Please, for me.