(ROOT (S (NP (NP (PRP$ My) (JJ primary) (NN concern)) (PP (IN with) (S (VP (VBG being) (VP (VBN granted) (NP (NN tenure))))))) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG living) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT an) (ADJP (RB insanely) (JJ jealous)) (NN roommate))) (PP (IN after) (NP (DT the) (NN fact) (. .))) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD might) (VP (VP (VB need) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB sleep) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (NN gun))) (PP (IN under) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN pillow))))))) (. .) (CC Or) (NP (DT a) (NN chainsaw)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
My primary concern with being granted tenure is living with an insanely jealous roommate after the fact . I might need to sleep with a gun under my pillow . Or a chainsaw.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
My
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
primary
primary
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
concern
concern
NOUN
NN
mark
with
with
SCONJ
IN
aux:pass
VerbForm=Ger
be
being
AUX
VBG
acl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
grant
granted
VERB
VBN
obj
Number=Sing
tenure
tenure
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
live
living
VERB
VBG
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
advmod
insanely
insanely
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
jealous
jealous
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
roommate
roommate
NOUN
NN
case
after
after
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
fact
fact
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
might
might
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
need
need
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
sleep
sleep
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
gun
gun
NOUN
NN
case
under
under
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
pillow
pillow
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
or
Or
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
Number=Sing
chainsaw
chainsaw
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC Or) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VP (VBP take) (NP (NN advantage)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ your) (JJ newfound) (JJ economic) (NN stability)))) (CC and) (VP (VBP move) (PRT (RP out)) (, ...) (S (VP (VP (VB buy) (NP (DT a) (NN house))) (, ,) (VP (VB get) (ADJP (JJ married))) (, ,) (VP (VB start) (NP (DT a) (NN family))))))) (. .)))
Amy
Or you take advantage of your newfound economic stability and move out...buy a house, get married, start a family.
cc
or
Or
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
take
take
VERB
VBP
obj
Number=Sing
advantage
advantage
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
newfound
newfound
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
economic
economic
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
stability
stability
NOUN
NN
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
move
move
VERB
VBP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
buy
buy
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
house
house
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cop
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
AUX
VB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
married
married
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
start
start
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
family
family
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (CC Or) (NP (DT the) (NN chainsaw)) (. .)))
Sheldon
Or the chainsaw.
cc
or
Or
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
chainsaw
chainsaw
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
My primary concern with being granted tenure is living with an insanely jealous roommate after the fact . I might need to sleep with a gun under my pillow . Or a chainsaw. Or you take advantage of your newfound economic stability and move out...buy a house, get married, start a family. Or the chainsaw.