(ROOT (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP are) (RB not)) (. .)))
Leonard
They are not.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP They)) (VP (VBP are) (, ,) (ADVP (RB too))) (. .)))
Raj
They are, too.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
They
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP$ Your) (NN hypothesis)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB completely)) (VP (VBN disconfirmed) (PP (IN by) (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (NNS data)))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG clinging) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP it))) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ intellectual) (NN stubbornness))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Your hypothesis is completely disconfirmed by all the data . You're just clinging to it out of intellectual stubbornness.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
Your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing
hypothesis
hypothesis
NOUN
NN
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
completely
completely
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
disconfirm
disconfirmed
VERB
VBN
case
by
by
ADP
IN
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl:agent
Number=Plur
datum
data
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
cling
clinging
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
intellectual
intellectual
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
stubbornness
stubbornness
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH No)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG displaying) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ shocking) (NN ignorance)) (PP (IN of) (NP (DT the) (NN subject) (NN matter)))))) (. .) (S (NP (NNS Mummies) (CC and) (NNS zombies)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (DT the) (JJ exact) (JJ same) (NN thing)))) (. .)))
Raj
No, you're displaying a shocking ignorance of the subject matter . Mummies and zombies are the exact same thing.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
display
displaying
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
shocking
shocking
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
ignorance
ignorance
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
subject
subject
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
matter
matter
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Plur
mummy
Mummies
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Plur
zomby
zombies
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
exact
exact
ADJ
JJ
amod
Degree=Pos
same
same
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (NNS Mummies)) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBN wrapped) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNS bandages))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Mummies are wrapped in bandages.
nsubj:pass
Number=Plur
mummy
Mummies
NOUN
NNS
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
wrap
wrapped
VERB
VBN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
bandage
bandages
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN called) (S (NP (DT a) (NN fashion) (NN choice))))) (. .)))
Raj
That's called a fashion choice.
nsubj:pass
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
call
called
VERB
VBN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
fashion
fashion
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Number=Sing
choice
choice
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (ADJP (DT All) (JJ right)) (. .) (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD brought) (NP (DT this)) (PP (IN on) (NP (PRP yourself)))) (. .)))
Leonard
All right . You brought this on yourself.
det
all
All
DET
DT
discourse
Degree=Pos
right
right
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
bring
brought
VERB
VBD
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (DT a) (NN zombie)) (VP (VBZ bites) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP turn) (PP (IN into) (NP (DT a) (NN zombie))))))))) (. .) (ADVP (RB However)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (DT a) (NN mummy)) (VP (VBZ bites) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NP (DT all)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP turn) (PP (IN into))))))))) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT some) (NN schmo)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (NN mummy) (NN bite))))) (. .) (RB So) (, ,) (S (PP (UH like) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN zombie)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBN eaten) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN waist)) (RP down)))))))))) (NP (PRP you)) (, ,) (NP (NN sir)) (, ,) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (DT no) (NN leg)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB stand) (PRT (RP on))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
If a zombie bites you you turn into a zombie . However, if a mummy bites you all you turn into is some schmo with a mummy bite . So, like a zombie that's been eaten from the waist down you, sir, have no leg to stand on.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
zombie
zombie
NOUN
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
bite
bites
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
turn
turn
VERB
VBP
case
into
into
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
zombie
zombie
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
however
However
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
mummy
mummy
NOUN
NN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
bite
bites
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
all
all
DET
DT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
turn
turn
VERB
VBP
obl
into
into
ADP
IN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
some
some
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
schmo
schmo
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
mummy
mummy
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
bite
bite
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
like
like
INTJ
UH
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
zombie
zombie
NOUN
NN
nsubj:pass
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
aux:pass
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
be
been
AUX
VBN
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
eat
eaten
VERB
VBN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
waist
waist
NOUN
NN
case
down
down
ADP
RP
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
sir
sir
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
det
no
no
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
leg
leg
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
stand
stand
VERB
VB
obl
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (JJ Good) (NN boy) (. .) (RB Here)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (NN cookie))) (. .)))
Leonard
Good boy . Here's a cookie.
amod
Degree=Pos
good
Good
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
boy
boy
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
cookie
cookie
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (VP (VBP thank) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Oh, thank you.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (NNS fellas)) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG going) (PRT (RP on)))) (. ?)))
Howard
Hey, fellas, what's going on?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Plur
fella
fellas
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NP (NNS Mummies) (CC and) (NNS zombies)) (ADVP (RB again)) (. .)))
Leonard
Mummies and zombies again.
root
Number=Plur
mummy
Mummies
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Plur
zomby
zombies
NOUN
NNS
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (NP (DT the) (JJ same) (NN thing))) (. .)))
Howard
Oh, they're not the same thing.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
same
same
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP get) (NP (DT a) (NN cookie)) (ADVP (RB too))) (. .)))
Leonard
You get a cookie too.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
cookie
cookie
NOUN
NN
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (VP (VB Guess)) (SBAR (WHNP (WP who)) (S (VP (VBD picked) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (PRP$ his) (JJ new) (NN car)) (NP (DT this) (NN morning))))) (. .)))
Howard
Guess who picked up his new car this morning.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
guess
Guess
VERB
VB
nsubj
PronType=Rel
who
who
PRON
WP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
pick
picked
VERB
VBD
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
obj
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
morning
morning
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Does) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT that) (JJ new) (NN car) (NN smell))) (. ?)))
Raj
Does it have that new car smell?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
Does
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
new
new
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
smell
smell
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (PP (IN For) (ADVP (ADVP (RB as) (RB long)) (SBAR (IN as) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB keep) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mother)) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP it)))))))))) (. .) (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP want) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB check) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP out)) (ADVP (RBR later)))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBN parked) (PP (ADVP (RB right)) (IN out) (NP (NN front))) (, ,) (NP (NN space) (CD 294)))) (. .)))
Howard
For as long as I can keep my mother out of it . If you want to check it out later, it's parked right out front, space 294.
case
for
For
ADP
IN
advmod
as
as
ADV
RB
obl
Degree=Pos
long
long
ADV
RB
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
keep
keep
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
mother
mother
NOUN
NN
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
check
check
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
advmod
Degree=Cmp
late
later
ADV
RBR
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
park
parked
VERB
VBN
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
case
out
out
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
front
front
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
294
294
NUM
CD
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sorry)) (, ,) (NP (CD 294))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
I'm sorry, 294?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sorry
sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
294
294
NUM
CD
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yeah) (. .)))
Howard
Yeah.
root
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN parking) (NN spot))) (. .)))
Sheldon
That's my parking spot.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
root
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN parking) (NN spot)))) (. ?)) (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN car)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB drive)))) (. .)))
Raj
Why do you have a parking spot? You don't have a car . You don't even drive.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
drive
drive
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ does) (RB n't) (VP (VB matter)))) (. .) (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN spot)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It doesn't matter . That's my spot.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
does
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
matter
matter
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
parataxis
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBD reassigned) (NP (PRP it)) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBP use) (NP (PRP it)))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Maybe they reassigned it because you never use it.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
reassign
reassigned
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
use
use
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (VP (VBG using) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS nipples)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB either)))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Maybe)) (NP (PRP they)) (VP (MD should) (VP (VB reassign) (NP (DT those))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, I'm not using my nipples, either . Maybe they should reassign those.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
use
using
VERB
VBG
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
nipple
nipples
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
either
either
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
maybe
Maybe
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
should
should
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
reassign
reassign
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
those
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (NNP Sheldon)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB someday)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP get) (NP (DT a) (NN car))))) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB give) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (DT another) (NN parking) (NN space)))))))) (. .)))
Howard
Sheldon, someday, if you get a car I'm sure they'll give you another parking space.
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
someday
someday
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
give
give
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
det
another
another
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB want) (NP (DT another) (NN parking) (NN space))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP want) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN parking) (NN space)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ perfect)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (DT a) (NN corner) (NN spot)) (, ,) (S (VP (VBG cutting) (NP (NP (DT the) (NN risk)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN door) (HYPH -) (NNS dings)))) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN half))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ mere) (CD 28) (NNS steps)) (PP (IN from) (NP (DT the) (NN building) (NN entrance)))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT The) (JJ nearby) (NN tree)) (VP (VP (VBZ provides) (NP (NN shade)) (PP (IN on) (NP (JJ hot) (NNS days)))) (CC and) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB also)) (NP (NP (NN home)) (PP (IN to) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ delightful) (NN squirrel) (. .)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT Which)) (S (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ fortuitous)) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (JJS most) (NNS squirrels)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (JJ real) (NNS jerks)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I don't want another parking space . I want my parking space . It's perfect . It's a corner spot, cutting the risk of door - dings in half . It's a mere 28 steps from the building entrance . The nearby tree provides shade on hot days and is also home to a delightful squirrel . Which is fortuitous because most squirrels are real jerks.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
det
another
another
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
perfect
perfect
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
corner
corner
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
acl
VerbForm=Ger
cut
cutting
VERB
VBG
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
risk
risk
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
door
door
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nmod
Number=Plur
ding
dings
NOUN
NNS
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|Number=Sing
half
half
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
mere
mere
ADJ
JJ
nummod
NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card
28
28
NUM
CD
parataxis
Number=Plur
step
steps
NOUN
NNS
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
building
building
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
entrance
entrance
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
The
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
nearby
nearby
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Number=Sing
tree
tree
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
provide
provides
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing
shade
shade
NOUN
NN
case
on
on
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
hot
hot
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Plur
day
days
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
also
also
ADV
RB
conj
Number=Sing
home
home
NOUN
NN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
delightful
delightful
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
squirrel
squirrel
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
Which
PRON
WDT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Degree=Pos
fortuitous
fortuitous
ADJ
JJ
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
amod
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADJ
JJS
nsubj
Number=Plur
squirrel
squirrels
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
advcl
Number=Plur
jerk
jerks
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (JJ Fun) (NN story) (. .)) (ADVP (RB Meanwhile)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB still)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN car)))) (. .)))
Howard
Fun story . Meanwhile, you still don't have a car.
amod
Degree=Pos
fun
Fun
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
story
story
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
meanwhile
Meanwhile
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Do) (RB n't) (VP (VB try) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB change) (NP (DT the) (NN subject)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (PP (IN about) (NP (DT a) (NN parking) (NN space))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ has) (NP (NP (NN nothing)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB do) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNS cars)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Don't try to change the subject . This is about a parking space . It has nothing to do with cars.
aux
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
do
Do
AUX
VB
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
try
try
VERB
VB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
change
change
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
subject
subject
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
case
about
about
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
parking
parking
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Sing
space
space
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
has
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Neg
nothing
nothing
PRON
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
car
cars
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBP Are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG listening) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP yourself)))) (. ?)))
Howard
Are you listening to yourself?
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
listen
listening
VERB
VBG
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VBP listen) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP myself))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (CD one)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ great) (NNS joys)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN life) (. .) (RB Now)))))) (S (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN car)) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN spot)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I always listen to myself . It's one of the great joys of my life . Now get your car out of my spot.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
listen
listen
VERB
VBP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
myself
myself
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
case
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Plur
joy
joys
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
car
car
NOUN
NN
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Nope) (. .)))
Howard
Nope.
root
nope
Nope
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Very) (UH well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP leave) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (DT no) (NN choice))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Very well, you leave me no choice.
advmod
very
Very
ADV
RB
discourse
well
well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
leave
leave
VERB
VBP
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
det
no
no
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
choice
choice
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
They are not. They are, too. Your hypothesis is completely disconfirmed by all the data . You're just clinging to it out of intellectual stubbornness. No, you're displaying a shocking ignorance of the subject matter . Mummies and zombies are the exact same thing. Mummies are wrapped in bandages. That's called a fashion choice. All right . You brought this on yourself. If a zombie bites you you turn into a zombie . However, if a mummy bites you all you turn into is some schmo with a mummy bite . So, like a zombie that's been eaten from the waist down you, sir, have no leg to stand on. Good boy . Here's a cookie. Oh, thank you. Hey, fellas, what's going on? Mummies and zombies again. Oh, they're not the same thing. You get a cookie too. Guess who picked up his new car this morning. Does it have that new car smell? For as long as I can keep my mother out of it . If you want to check it out later, it's parked right out front, space 294. I'm sorry, 294? Yeah. That's my parking spot. Why do you have a parking spot? You don't have a car . You don't even drive. It doesn't matter . That's my spot. Maybe they reassigned it because you never use it. Well, I'm not using my nipples, either . Maybe they should reassign those. Sheldon, someday, if you get a car I'm sure they'll give you another parking space. I don't want another parking space . I want my parking space . It's perfect . It's a corner spot, cutting the risk of door - dings in half . It's a mere 28 steps from the building entrance . The nearby tree provides shade on hot days and is also home to a delightful squirrel . Which is fortuitous because most squirrels are real jerks. Fun story . Meanwhile, you still don't have a car. Don't try to change the subject . This is about a parking space . It has nothing to do with cars. Are you listening to yourself? I always listen to myself . It's one of the great joys of my life . Now get your car out of my spot. Nope. Very well, you leave me no choice.