(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Look) (PP (IN at) (NP (NNP Arthur))))) (, ...) (S (VP (VBG cracking) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN at) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN joke)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD told) (NP (PRP him))))))))) (. .) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VB hear) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VB laugh) (ADVP (RB again)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Look at Arthur...cracking up at a joke I told him . I'll never hear that laugh again.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
look
Look
VERB
VB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Arthur
Arthur
PROPN
NNP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
crack
cracking
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
joke
joke
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
tell
told
VERB
VBD
iobj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
hear
hear
VERB
VB
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
laugh
laugh
VERB
VB
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBD heard) (NP (PRP it)) (NP (DT that) (NN time))) (. .)))
Arthur
You never heard it that time.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
advmod
never
never
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
hear
heard
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD thought) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (ADJP (JJ dead)))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I thought you were dead.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
think
thought
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
were
AUX
VBD
ccomp
Degree=Pos
dead
dead
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am) (. .) (INTJ (UH Oh)))) (, ,) (S (NP (NP (PRP it)) (, -) (NP (PRP it))) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (JJ fantastic)))) (PRN (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP mean))) (, ,)) (S (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJS longest)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN gone) (PP (IN without) (S (VP (VBG running) (PP (IN into) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NNS men) (POS 's)) (NN room)) (PP (IN in) (HYPH -) (PP (IN in) (NP (NNS years)))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Arthur
I am . Oh, it - it's fantastic . I mean, this is the longest that I've gone without running into a men's room in - in years.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
am
AUX
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
parataxis
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Degree=Pos
fantastic
fantastic
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
mean
mean
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
parataxis
Degree=Sup
long
longest
ADJ
JJS
obj
PronType=Rel
that
that
PRON
WDT
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
go
gone
VERB
VBN
mark
without
without
SCONJ
IN
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
run
running
VERB
VBG
case
into
into
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
nmod:poss
Number=Plur
man
men
NOUN
NNS
case
's
's
PART
POS
obl
Number=Sing
room
room
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
fixed
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Plur
year
years
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB here))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Why are you here?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I) (, -) (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB know)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (, ...) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG hoping) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB haunt) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN ex) (HYPH -) (NN wife))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Arthur
I - I don't know . I was...I was hoping I was going to haunt my ex - wife.
reparandum
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
VERB
VBD
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
hope
hoping
VERB
VBG
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
haunt
haunt
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
ex
ex
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obj
Number=Sing
wife
wife
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP know) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB why)) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN come) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP me))) (SBAR (IN because) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNP Obi) (HYPH -) (NNP Wan)))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I know why . You've come to me because you're my Obi - Wan.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Int
why
why
ADV
WRB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
come
come
VERB
VBN
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
because
because
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
Obi
Obi
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
advcl
Number=Sing
Wan
Wan
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (UH I'm) (, -) (UH I'm) (RB not)) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ familiar) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT that) (. .)))))) (VP (VBZ Is) (, ...) (VP (VBZ is) (, -) (VP (VBZ is)) (NP (DT that)) (NP (DT an) (, ...) (DT an) (NNP Internet)))) (. ?)))
Arthur
I'm - I'm not...I'm not familiar with that . Is...is - is that an...an Internet?
discourse
i'm
I'm
INTJ
UH
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
discourse
i'm
I'm
INTJ
UH
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
root
Degree=Pos
familiar
familiar
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
reparandum
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
Internet
Internet
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Uh)) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ dead)))) (, ,) (RB so) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB let) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VB slide))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (NNP Obi) (HYPH -) (NNP Wan) (NNP Kenobi)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN character)) (PP (IN from) (NP (NNP Star) (NNPS Wars)))))) (. .) (S (PP (IN After) (NP (PRP$ his) (JJ physical) (NN demise))) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ comes) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNP Luke) (NNP Skywalker))) (PP (IN as) (NP (NP (PRP$ his) (NN mentor)) (PP (IN in) (NP (NN spirit) (NN form))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Uh, you're dead, so I'm going to let that slide . Obi - Wan Kenobi is a character from Star Wars . After his physical demise, he comes to Luke Skywalker as his mentor in spirit form.
discourse
uh
Uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
root
Degree=Pos
dead
dead
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
let
let
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
slide
slide
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing
Obi
Obi
PROPN
NNP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
flat
Number=Sing
Wan
Wan
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Kenobi
Kenobi
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
parataxis
Number=Sing
character
character
NOUN
NN
case
from
from
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
Star
Star
PROPN
NNP
nmod
Number=Plur
War
Wars
PROPN
NNPS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
case
after
After
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
physical
physical
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
demise
demise
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
he
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
come
comes
VERB
VBZ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Luke
Luke
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Skywalker
Skywalker
PROPN
NNP
case
as
as
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
mentor
mentor
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
spirit
spirit
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
form
form
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (, ...) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ clears) (NP (DT that)) (PRT (RP up))) (. .)))
Arthur
Well, that...that clears that up.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
reparandum
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
clear
clears
VERB
VBZ
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD must) (VP (VB be) (ADVP (RB here)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB give) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (NN advice))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
You must be here to give me advice.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
must
must
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
give
give
VERB
VB
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
obj
Number=Sing
advice
advice
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (DT this)) (, ...) (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ weird) (. .) (S (NP (NP (JJS Most) (HYPH -) (JJS most)) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS robes)))) (VP (VBP open) (PP (IN in) (, ...) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT the) (NN back)))))))) (. .)))
Arthur
Well, this...this is weird . Most - most of my robes open in...in the back.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
weird
weird
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
amod
Degree=Sup
most
Most
ADJ
JJS
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nsubj
Degree=Sup
most
most
ADJ
JJS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
nmod
Number=Plur
robe
robes
NOUN
NNS
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
open
open
VERB
VBP
obl
in
in
ADP
IN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
back
back
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT Those)) (VP (VBP are) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNP Jedi) (NNS robes))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Those are your Jedi robes.
nsubj
Number=Plur|PronType=Dem
that
Those
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
compound
Number=Sing
Jedi
Jedi
PROPN
NNP
root
Number=Plur
robe
robes
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (VP (VB wait)) (. .) (WHNP (WP What)) (, ...) (. ?) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What) (, -) (WP what)) (, ...) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT this))))) (. ?)))
Arthur
Oh, wait . What ...? What - what...what is this?
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
wait
wait
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
parataxis
PronType=Int
what
What
PRON
WP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
parataxis
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Be) (ADJP (JJ careful) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT that))))) (. !)))
Sheldon
Be careful with that!
cop
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
be
Be
AUX
VB
root
Degree=Pos
careful
careful
ADJ
JJ
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH neato) (. .)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB need) (NP (DT a) (NN Band) (HYPH -) (NNP Aid))))))))) (. .)))
Arthur
Oh, neato . I'm, uh...I'm going to need a Band - Aid.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
neato
neato
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
reparandum
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
need
need
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
Band
Band
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
obj
Number=Sing
Aid
Aid
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Look at Arthur...cracking up at a joke I told him . I'll never hear that laugh again. You never heard it that time. I thought you were dead. I am . Oh, it - it's fantastic . I mean, this is the longest that I've gone without running into a men's room in - in years. Why are you here? I - I don't know . I was...I was hoping I was going to haunt my ex - wife. I know why . You've come to me because you're my Obi - Wan. I'm - I'm not...I'm not familiar with that . Is...is - is that an...an Internet? Uh, you're dead, so I'm going to let that slide . Obi - Wan Kenobi is a character from Star Wars . After his physical demise, he comes to Luke Skywalker as his mentor in spirit form. Well, that...that clears that up. You must be here to give me advice. Well, this...this is weird . Most - most of my robes open in...in the back. Those are your Jedi robes. Oh, wait . What ...? What - what...what is this? Be careful with that! Oh, neato . I'm, uh...I'm going to need a Band - Aid.