(ROOT (S (RB So) (ADVP (UH anyway)) (, ,) (S (NP (NNP Howard)) (VP (VBD asked) (NP (NNP Penny)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB talk) (PP (IN to) (NP (NNP Bernadette)))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP she)) (VP (VBD did))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (NNP Bernadette)) (VP (VBD agreed) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB meet) (NP (PRP him)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN cup)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN coffee)))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
So anyway, Howard asked Penny to talk to Bernadette, and she did, and Bernadette agreed to meet him for a cup of coffee.
advmod
so
So
ADV
RB
discourse
anyway
anyway
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
Howard
Howard
PROPN
NNP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
ask
asked
VERB
VBD
iobj
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
talk
talk
VERB
VB
case
to
to
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
she
she
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Number=Sing
Bernadette
Bernadette
PROPN
NNP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
agree
agreed
VERB
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
meet
meet
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
him
PRON
PRP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
cup
cup
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
coffee
coffee
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (CD One) (NN question) (. .)))
Sheldon
One question.
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
One
NUM
CD
root
Number=Sing
question
question
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yeah) (. ?)))
Leonard
Yeah?
root
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (PP (IN on) (NP (NN earth))) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBG telling) (NP (PRP me)) (NP (PDT all) (DT this)))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Why on earth are you telling me all this?
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
case
on
on
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
earth
earth
NOUN
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
tell
telling
VERB
VBG
iobj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
det:predet
all
all
DET
PDT
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (RB Sometimes)) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS movements)) (VP (VBP are) (ADJP (RB so) (JJ lifelike)))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP forget) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (NP (DT a) (JJ real) (NN boy))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Sometimes your movements are so lifelike, I forget you're not a real boy.
advmod
sometimes
Sometimes
ADV
RB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Plur
movement
movements
NOUN
NNS
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
lifelike
lifelike
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
forget
forget
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
real
real
ADJ
JJ
ccomp
Number=Sing
boy
boy
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBD said) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB buy) (NP (DT a) (NN desk))))))) (. .)))
Raj
You said I could buy a desk.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
say
said
VERB
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
ccomp
VerbForm=Inf
buy
buy
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
desk
desk
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (RB n't) (NP (DT a) (NN desk)))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT a) (, ...) (NNP Brobdingnagian) (NN monstrosity)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
This isn't a desk . This is a...Brobdingnagian monstrosity.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
root
Number=Sing
desk
desk
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
compound
Number=Sing
Brobdingnagian
Brobdingnagian
PROPN
NNP
parataxis
Number=Sing
monstrosity
monstrosity
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (VBZ Is) (NP (DT that)) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ American) (NN idiom)) (PP (IN for) (NP (`` ") (JJ giant) (, ,) (NML (JJ big) (HYPH -) (NN ass)) (NN desk) ('' ")))) (. ?)))
Raj
Is that the American idiom for " giant, big - ass desk "?
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
Is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
American
American
ADJ
JJ
root
Number=Sing
idiom
idiom
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
amod
Degree=Pos
giant
giant
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
big
big
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
compound
Number=Sing
ass
ass
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
desk
desk
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB actually)) (ADJP (JJ British))) (. .)))
Sheldon
It's actually British.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
actually
actually
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
British
British
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Can) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB say) (NP (PRP it)) (ADVP (RB again)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP me)))) (. ?)))
Raj
Can you say it again for me?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
again
again
ADV
RB
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (CD One) (JJR more) (NN time) (. ?)))
Raj
One more time?
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
One
NUM
CD
amod
Degree=Cmp
more
more
ADJ
JJR
root
Number=Sing
time
time
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNP Brobdingnagian) (. .)))
Sheldon
Brobdingnagian.
root
Number=Sing
Brobdingnagian
Brobdingnagian
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Now)) (ADVP (NP (CD three) (NNS times)) (RB fast)) (. ?)))
Raj
Now three times fast?
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
obl:npmod
Number=Plur
time
times
NOUN
NNS
root
Degree=Pos
fast
fast
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (NP (NNP Brobdingnagian) (, ,) (NNP Brobdingna) (, ...)) (WHADVP (WRB How)) (SQ (VBD did) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN in) (ADVP (RB here))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Brobdingnagian, Brobdingna...How did you even get it in here?
vocative
Number=Sing
Brobdingnagian
Brobdingnagian
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
appos
Number=Sing
Brobdingna
Brobdingna
PROPN
NNP
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
advmod
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
in
in
ADP
IN
obl
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBZ 's) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (NP (NP (PRP me)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Ramon)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Julio)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Jesus)) (CC and) (NP (NNP Rodrigo))) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB know)))))) (CC and) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB find) (PRT (RP out)))))))) (. .)))
Raj
That's for me, Ramon, Julio, Jesus and Rodrigo to know and you to find out.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
case
for
for
ADP
IN
root
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
Ramon
Ramon
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
Julio
Julio
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
conj
Number=Sing
Jesus
Jesus
PROPN
NNP
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
Rodrigo
Rodrigo
PROPN
NNP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
know
know
VERB
VB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nsubj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
conj
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (DT All) (RB right)) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN made) (NP (PRP$ your) (NN point))))) (. .) (S (NP (NP (DT A) (JJ fine) (NN prank)) (, ,) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ amusing)) (. .)) (ADVP (RB Now)) (VP (VB get) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP out)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
All right, you've made your point . A fine prank, very amusing . Now get it out.
reparandum
all
All
DET
DT
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
make
made
VERB
VBN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
point
point
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
A
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
fine
fine
ADJ
JJ
parataxis
Number=Sing
prank
prank
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
amusing
amusing
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
now
Now
ADV
RB
parataxis
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
get
get
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (NP (NP (CD three) (NNS brothers)) (CC and) (NP (CD two) (NNS sisters))))) (, ,) (S (NP (NNP Sheldon--)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB do) (NP (DT this)) (NP (DT all) (NN day))))) (. .)))
Raj
I have three brothers and two sisters, Sheldon-- I can do this all day.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
have
VERB
VBP
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
three
three
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Plur
brother
brothers
NOUN
NNS
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
two
two
NUM
CD
conj
Number=Plur
sister
sisters
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
Sheldon--
Sheldon--
PROPN
NNP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
do
do
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
det
all
all
DET
DT
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
day
day
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (DT All) (RB right)) (, ,) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (RB not) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB remove) (NP (PRP it))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB remove) (NP (PRP it)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
All right, if you're not going to remove it, I'll remove it for you.
obl:npmod
all
All
DET
DT
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
remove
remove
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
remove
remove
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Knock) (NP (PRP yourself)) (PRT (RP out))) (. .)))
Raj
Knock yourself out.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
knock
Knock
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes
yourself
yourself
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Help) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB move) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN desk))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Help me move my desk.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
help
Help
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
move
move
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Sing
desk
desk
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH No) (. .)))
Raj
No.
root
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yes) (. .)))
Sheldon
Yes.
root
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (LST (UH No) (. .) (UH No) (. .)) (NP (PRP It)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (RB too) (NNP Brobdingnagian))) (. .)))
Raj
No . No . It's too Brobdingnagian.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
root
Number=Sing
Brobdingnagian
Brobdingnagian
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (VBP do) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB want) (NP (DT this)) (ADVP (RB here))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP$ Its) (NN size)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (RB completely) (JJ disproportionate) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP$ its) (NN purpose))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Why do you even want this here? Its size is completely disproportionate to its purpose.
advmod
PronType=Int
why
Why
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
even
even
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
want
want
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
its
Its
PRON
PRP$
nsubj
Number=Sing
size
size
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
completely
completely
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
disproportionate
disproportionate
ADJ
JJ
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
its
its
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
purpose
purpose
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (S (VP (VBG seeing) (SBAR (IN as) (S (NP (PRP$ its) (NN purpose)) (VP (VBD was) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB piss) (NP (PRP you)) (PRT (RP off)))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD 'd) (VP (VB say) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (NN spot) (HYPH -) (RB on))))))) (. .)))
Raj
Well, seeing as its purpose was to piss you off, I'd say it's spot - on.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advcl
VerbForm=Ger
see
seeing
VERB
VBG
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
its
its
PRON
PRP$
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing
purpose
purpose
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
piss
piss
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
compound:prt
off
off
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
'd
AUX
MD
root
VerbForm=Inf
say
say
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
compound
Number=Sing
spot
spot
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
ccomp
on
on
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (DT All) (RB right)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP see) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (VBZ 's) (VP (VBG going) (PRT (RP on))))))) (. .) (S (NP (DT This)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (NP (DT the) (VBG opening) (NN salvo)) (PP (IN in) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (VP (MD will) (VP (VB be) (NP (NP (DT an) (VBG escalating) (NN series)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (JJ juvenile) (NML (NML (NN tit)) (HYPH -) (PP (IN for) (HYPH -) (NP (NN tat)))) (NNS exchanges)) (. .) (ADJP (UH Well) (JJ titted))))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
All right, I see what's going on . This is the opening salvo in what will be an escalating series of juvenile tit - for - tat exchanges . Well titted.
obl:npmod
all
All
DET
DT
advmod
right
right
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
see
see
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
This
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
amod
VerbForm=Ger
open
opening
VERB
VBG
parataxis
Number=Sing
salvo
salvo
NOUN
NN
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
will
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
amod
VerbForm=Ger
escalate
escalating
VERB
VBG
acl:relcl
Number=Sing
series
series
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
juvenile
juvenile
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
tit
tit
NOUN
NN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
case
for
for
ADP
IN
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
nmod
Number=Sing
tat
tat
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Plur
exchange
exchanges
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
parataxis
Degree=Pos
titted
titted
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Raj
Thank you.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VB Stand) (PRT (IN by)) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ upcoming) (NN tat)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Stand by for my upcoming tat.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
stand
Stand
VERB
VB
obl
by
by
ADP
IN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
upcoming
upcoming
ADJ
JJ
obl
Number=Sing
tat
tat
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Hey)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (. ?)))
Raj
Hey, Sheldon?
discourse
hey
Hey
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Yes) (. ?)))
Sheldon
Yes?
root
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (LST (UH No) (. .)) (SQ (VP (VB See) (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD did) (ADVP (RB there))))))) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD turned) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RB around)))) (. .)))
Raj
No . See what I did there? I turned it around.
discourse
Polarity=Neg
no
No
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
see
See
VERB
VB
obj
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
do
did
VERB
VBD
advmod
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
turn
turned
VERB
VBD
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
advmod
around
around
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
So anyway, Howard asked Penny to talk to Bernadette, and she did, and Bernadette agreed to meet him for a cup of coffee. One question. Yeah? Why on earth are you telling me all this? Sometimes your movements are so lifelike, I forget you're not a real boy. You said I could buy a desk. This isn't a desk . This is a...Brobdingnagian monstrosity. Is that the American idiom for " giant, big - ass desk "? It's actually British. Can you say it again for me? One more time? Brobdingnagian. Now three times fast? Brobdingnagian, Brobdingna...How did you even get it in here? That's for me, Ramon, Julio, Jesus and Rodrigo to know and you to find out. All right, you've made your point . A fine prank, very amusing . Now get it out. I have three brothers and two sisters, Sheldon-- I can do this all day. All right, if you're not going to remove it, I'll remove it for you. Knock yourself out. Help me move my desk. No. Yes. No . No . It's too Brobdingnagian. Why do you even want this here? Its size is completely disproportionate to its purpose. Well, seeing as its purpose was to piss you off, I'd say it's spot - on. All right, I see what's going on . This is the opening salvo in what will be an escalating series of juvenile tit - for - tat exchanges . Well titted. Thank you. Stand by for my upcoming tat. Hey, Sheldon? Yes? No . See what I did there? I turned it around.