(ROOT (S (`` ") (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB wake) (PRT (RP up)) (NP (NN tomorrow)) (`` ") (S (VP (VBG having) (VP (VBN gained) (NP (DT any) (CD one) (NN quality) (CC or) (NN ability))))))))) (, ,) (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (MD would) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VB be))) (. ?) ('' ")))
Sheldon
" If you could wake up tomorrow " having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be? "
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
wake
wake
VERB
VB
compound:prt
up
up
ADP
RP
obl:tmod
Number=Sing
tomorrow
tomorrow
NOUN
NN
punct
"
"
PUNCT
``
aux
VerbForm=Ger
have
having
AUX
VBG
advcl
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
gain
gained
VERB
VBN
det
any
any
DET
DT
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Sing
quality
quality
NOUN
NN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Number=Sing
ability
ability
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
PronType=Int
what
what
PRON
WP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
punct
"
"
PUNCT
''
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (S (RB not) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB steal) (PP (IN from) (NP (DT the) (NNP Bible)))))) (, ,) (CC but) (S (S (VP (VBG turning) (NP (NN water)) (PP (IN into) (NP (NN wine))))) (VP (VBZ sounds) (ADJP (RB pretty) (JJ good)))) (. .)))
Penny
Well, not to steal from the Bible, but turning water into wine sounds pretty good.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
mark
to
to
PART
TO
root
VerbForm=Inf
steal
steal
VERB
VB
case
from
from
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obl
Number=Sing
Bible
Bible
PROPN
NNP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cc
but
but
CCONJ
CC
csubj
VerbForm=Ger
turn
turning
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
water
water
NOUN
NN
case
into
into
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
wine
wine
NOUN
NN
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
sound
sounds
VERB
VBZ
advmod
pretty
pretty
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
good
good
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (VP (VB think) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG taking) (NP (DT this)) (ADVP (RB seriously)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I don't think you're taking this seriously.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
think
think
VERB
VB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
take
taking
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
PRON
DT
advmod
seriously
seriously
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VB Come) (PRT (RP on)))) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG having) (NP (DT some) (NN fun)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP you))))) (. .)))
Penny
Come on, I'm just having some fun with you.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
come
Come
VERB
VB
compound:prt
on
on
ADP
RP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
parataxis
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
have
having
VERB
VBG
det
some
some
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
fun
fun
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP believe) (SBAR (S (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP 're) (VP (VBG doing))))) (VP (VBZ is) (S (VP (VBG using) (NP (NN humor)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB avoid) (NP (NN vulnerability))))))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
I believe what you're doing is using humor to avoid vulnerability.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
believe
believe
VERB
VBP
nsubj:outer
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
acl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
do
doing
VERB
VBG
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
use
using
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
humor
humor
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
avoid
avoid
VERB
VB
obj
Number=Sing
vulnerability
vulnerability
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Honestly)) (, ...) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB have) (NP (CD one) (NN quality)))))) (, ...) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP wish) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (ADJP (RB as) (JJ smart)) (PP (IN as) (NP (PRP you) (NNS guys))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Honestly...if I could have one quality...I wish I could be as smart as you guys.
advmod
honestly
Honestly
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
obj
Number=Sing
quality
quality
NOUN
NN
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wish
wish
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
as
as
ADV
RB
ccomp
Degree=Pos
smart
smart
ADJ
JJ
case
as
as
SCONJ
IN
dep
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
obl
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Ha)) (. !) (S (VP (VB Keep) (VP (VBG dreaming)))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Ha! Keep dreaming.
discourse
ha
Ha
INTJ
UH
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
root
Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin
keep
Keep
VERB
VB
xcomp
VerbForm=Ger
dream
dreaming
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (NP (NNP Sheldon) (. !)))
Penny
Sheldon!
root
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
punct
!
!
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (NP (DT That)) (VP (VBD was) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VBG having) (NP (NN fun)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP you))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (MD may) (RB not) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (ADJP (RB as) (, ...) (RB academically) (JJ inclined)) (SBAR (IN as) (SINV (VBP are) (NP (NP (PRP we)) (. .)) (INTJ (UH Yes)) (, ,) (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP say) (NP (PRP it))))))) (. .) (CC But) (, ...) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP possess) (NP (NP (NP (DT an) (NN intelligence)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP envy))))) (. .) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT Which)) (S (VP (VBZ leads) (NP (PRP me)) (PP (IN to) (NP (PRP$ my) (NN answer)))))) (. .) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB choose) (NP (DT the) (NN ability) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB read) (NP (NP (NNS people) (POS 's)) (NNS minds))))))))))))))))))) (. .)))
Shedon
That was me having fun with you . You may not be as...academically inclined as are we . Yes, that's how you say it . But...You possess an intelligence I envy . Which leads me to my answer . I would choose the ability to read people's minds.
nsubj:outer
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
That
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
nsubj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Ger
have
having
VERB
VBG
obj
Number=Sing
fun
fun
NOUN
NN
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
may
may
AUX
MD
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
as
as
ADV
RB
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
advmod
academically
academically
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
inclined
inclined
ADJ
JJ
mark
as
as
SCONJ
IN
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
yes
Yes
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
say
say
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
conj
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
possess
possess
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
an
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
intelligence
intelligence
NOUN
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
envy
envy
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
PronType=Rel
which
Which
PRON
WDT
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
lead
leads
VERB
VBZ
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
case
to
to
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
obl
Number=Sing
answer
answer
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
choose
choose
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
ability
ability
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
read
read
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Plur
mind
minds
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (S (ADVP (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (VP (VB read) (NP (NP (NNS people) (POS 's)) (NNS minds))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (RB Actually)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (ADJP (JJ true)))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB read) (NP (NP (NNS men) (POS 's)) (NNS minds))))) (. .) (CC But) (S (ADVP (RB only)) (UH 'cause) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB usually)) (NP (DT the) (CD one) (NN thing)))) (. .)))
Penny
Well, I can't read people's minds . Actually, that's not true . I can read men's minds . But only 'cause it's usually the one thing.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
read
read
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Plur
mind
minds
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
advmod
actually
Actually
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
true
true
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
read
read
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Number=Plur
man
men
NOUN
NNS
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Plur
mind
minds
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
but
But
CCONJ
CC
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
discourse
'cause
'cause
INTJ
UH
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
usually
usually
ADV
RB
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
one
one
NUM
CD
conj
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB When)) (SQ (VBP are) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBG going) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (NP (NN robot) (NNS eyes))))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
When are we going to get robot eyes?
advmod
PronType=Int
when
When
ADV
WRB
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
go
going
VERB
VBG
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
compound
Number=Sing
robot
robot
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Plur
eye
eyes
NOUN
NNS
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (RB all) (JJ alike))) (. .)))
Penny
You're all alike.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advmod
all
all
ADV
RB
root
Degree=Pos
alike
alike
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (S (SBAR (WHNP (WP what)) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD meant)))) (VP (VBD was) (, ...) (S (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB often)) (VP (VBP misinterpret) (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how)) (S (NP (NNS others)) (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBG feeling))))))) (. .) (S (ADVP (UH Like)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD ca) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VB tell) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (NN someone)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADVP (RB only)) (VP (VBG joking) (CC or) (VBG laughing) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP me))))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP know))) (, ,) (PP (UH like) (, ,) (INTJ (UH uh)) (, ,)) (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP they)) (VP (VBP 're) (ADJP (JJ mad) (PP (PP (IN at) (NP (NP (NN something)) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 've) (VP (VBN done))))))) (CC or) (PP (ADVP (RB just)) (IN in) (NP (DT a) (JJ bad) (NN mood)))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP It) (, -) (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADJP (RB incredibly) (JJ stressful)))))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, what I meant was...I often misinterpret how others are feeling . Like, I can't always tell if someone is only joking or laughing at me . You know, like, uh, if they're mad at something I've done or just in a bad mood . It - it's incredibly stressful.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:outer
PronType=Rel
what
what
PRON
WP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
acl:relcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
mean
meant
VERB
VBD
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
punct
...
...
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
Degree=Pos
often
often
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
misinterpret
misinterpret
VERB
VBP
obj
PronType=Int
how
how
ADV
WRB
nsubj
Number=Plur
other
others
NOUN
NNS
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
are
AUX
VBP
advcl:relcl
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
feel
feeling
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
like
Like
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
ca
AUX
MD
advmod
not
n't
PART
RB
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
tell
tell
VERB
VB
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
someone
someone
PRON
NN
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
advmod
only
only
ADV
RB
ccomp
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
joke
joking
VERB
VBG
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
laugh
laughing
VERB
VBG
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
know
know
VERB
VBP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
like
like
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
discourse
uh
uh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
they
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
're
AUX
VBP
advcl
Degree=Pos
mad
mad
ADJ
JJ
case
at
at
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing|PronType=Ind
something
something
PRON
NN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
have
've
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
do
done
VERB
VBN
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
bad
bad
ADJ
JJ
conj
Number=Sing
mood
mood
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
It
PRON
PRP
punct
-
-
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
incredibly
incredibly
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
stressful
stressful
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (ADVP (RB always)) (VP (VBP seem) (S (ADJP (RB so) (JJ confident)))) (. .)))
Penny
You always seem so confident.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
advmod
always
always
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
seem
seem
VERB
VBP
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
xcomp
Degree=Pos
confident
confident
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (RB not)) (. .) (CC And) (S (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (MD could) (VP (VB read) (NP (NP (NNS people) (POS 's)) (NNS minds)))))) (, ,) (NP (NN life)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (ADVP (RB so) (RB much) (JJR simpler))))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Well, I'm not . And if I could read people's minds, life would be so much simpler.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
not
not
PART
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
mark
if
if
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
could
could
AUX
MD
advcl
VerbForm=Inf
read
read
VERB
VB
nmod:poss
Number=Plur
person
people
NOUN
NNS
case
's
's
PART
POS
obj
Number=Plur
mind
minds
NOUN
NNS
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing
life
life
NOUN
NN
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
would
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
advmod
so
so
ADV
RB
advmod
much
much
ADV
RB
conj
Degree=Cmp
simple
simpler
ADJ
JJR
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Well)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB now)) (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP wish) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD had) (NP (DT the) (NN ability) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB make) (S (NP (DT that) (NN stuff)) (ADJP (JJR easier))) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you))))))))))) (. .)))
Penny
Well, now I wish I had the ability to make that stuff easier for you.
discourse
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
wish
wish
VERB
VBP
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
ccomp
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
have
had
VERB
VBD
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
ability
ability
NOUN
NN
mark
to
to
PART
TO
acl
VerbForm=Inf
make
make
VERB
VB
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
stuff
stuff
NOUN
NN
xcomp
Degree=Cmp
easy
easier
ADJ
JJR
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (VP (VBP Thank) (NP (PRP you))) (. .)))
Sheldon
Thank you.
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
thank
Thank
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Wow)) (, ,) (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBD felt) (NP (NP (DT this) (NN wave)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN affection)))) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP you)))) (. .)))
Penny
Wow, I just felt this wave of affection for you.
discourse
wow
Wow
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
feel
felt
VERB
VBD
det
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
this
this
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
wave
wave
NOUN
NN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
nmod
Number=Sing
affection
affection
NOUN
NN
case
for
for
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (ADJP (JJ sure) (SBAR (S (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBZ 's) (RB not) (NP (ADJP (RB too) (JJ much)) (NNP Bible) (NN juice)))))) (. ?)))
Sheldon
You sure it's not too much Bible juice?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Degree=Pos
sure
sure
ADJ
JJ
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advmod
not
not
PART
RB
advmod
too
too
ADV
RB
amod
Degree=Pos
much
much
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
Bible
Bible
PROPN
NNP
ccomp
Number=Sing
juice
juice
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (CC And) (NP (DT the) (NN wave)) (VP (VBZ is) (ADJP (JJ gone))) (. .)))
Penny
And the wave is gone.
cc
and
And
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Sing
wave
wave
NOUN
NN
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
root
Degree=Pos
gone
gone
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
" If you could wake up tomorrow " having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be? " Well, not to steal from the Bible, but turning water into wine sounds pretty good. I don't think you're taking this seriously. Come on, I'm just having some fun with you. I believe what you're doing is using humor to avoid vulnerability. Honestly...if I could have one quality...I wish I could be as smart as you guys. Ha! Keep dreaming. Sheldon! That was me having fun with you . You may not be as...academically inclined as are we . Yes, that's how you say it . But...You possess an intelligence I envy . Which leads me to my answer . I would choose the ability to read people's minds. Well, I can't read people's minds . Actually, that's not true . I can read men's minds . But only 'cause it's usually the one thing. When are we going to get robot eyes? You're all alike. Well, what I meant was...I often misinterpret how others are feeling . Like, I can't always tell if someone is only joking or laughing at me . You know, like, uh, if they're mad at something I've done or just in a bad mood . It - it's incredibly stressful. You always seem so confident. Well, I'm not . And if I could read people's minds, life would be so much simpler. Well, now I wish I had the ability to make that stuff easier for you. Thank you. Wow, I just felt this wave of affection for you. You sure it's not too much Bible juice? And the wave is gone.