(ROOT (S (ADVP (RB Here)) (NP (PRP we)) (VP (VBP go) (. .) (NP (NP (QP (CD Ten) (CC and) (DT a) (NN half)) (NNS hours)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ apey) (NN goodness))))) (. .)))
Raj
Here we go . Ten and a half hours of apey goodness.
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
Here
ADV
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs
we
we
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
go
go
VERB
VBP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
ten
Ten
NUM
CD
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|Number=Sing
half
half
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Plur
hour
hours
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
amod
Degree=Pos
apey
apey
ADJ
JJ
nmod
Number=Sing
goodness
goodness
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Damn)) (NP (PRP it)) (, ,) (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS glasses) (. .) (INTJ (UH Okay))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (ADJP (JJ blind)) (ADVP (RB here)))) (, ,) (NP (NNS guys)) (. .) (SQ (MD Can) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB help) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (VB find) (NP (PRP them))))) (. ?))))
Leonard
Damn it, my glasses . Okay, I'm blind here, guys . Can you help me find them?
discourse
damn
Damn
INTJ
UH
root
Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
it
it
PRON
PRP
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
my
my
PRON
PRP$
parataxis
Number=Plur
glasses
glasses
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Degree=Pos
blind
blind
ADJ
JJ
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Plur
guy
guys
NOUN
NNS
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
Can
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
parataxis
VerbForm=Inf
help
help
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
find
find
VERB
VB
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
them
PRON
PRP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (JJ Sorry) (. .) (NFP _) (VP (VBD Found) (`` ‘) (NP (PRP em))) (. .)))
Howard
Sorry . _ Found ‘ em.
discourse
Degree=Pos
sorry
Sorry
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
punct
_
_
PUNCT
NFP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
found
Found
VERB
VBD
punct
'
‘
PUNCT
``
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs
they
em
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Oh)) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ great)) (. .)))
Leonard
Oh, great.
discourse
oh
Oh
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
root
Degree=Pos
great
great
ADJ
JJ
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Sorry)) (, ,) (VBP do) (RB n’t) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VB have) (NP (DT a) (NN spare))) (. .)))
Howard
Sorry, do n’t you have a spare.
discourse
sorry
Sorry
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
do
do
AUX
VBP
advmod
not
n’t
PART
RB
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
root
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
spare
spare
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (INTJ (UH Yeah)) (, ,) (PP (IN at) (NP (NN home))) (. .)))
Leonard
Yeah, at home.
discourse
yeah
Yeah
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
at
at
ADP
IN
root
Number=Sing
home
home
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN If) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBP leave) (ADVP (RB now))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB be) (ADVP (RB back)) (SBAR (IN before) (S (NP (DT the) (NNS gorillas)) (VP (VBP rip) (NP (DT the) (NN crap)) (PP (IN out) (PP (IN of) (NP (NNP Charlton) (NNP Heston))))))))) (. .)))
Raj
If you leave now, you can be back before the gorillas rip the crap out of Charlton Heston.
mark
if
If
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
leave
leave
VERB
VBP
advmod
now
now
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
can
can
AUX
MD
cop
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
back
back
ADV
RB
mark
before
before
SCONJ
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
nsubj
Number=Plur
gorillas
gorillas
NOUN
NNS
advcl
Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
rip
rip
VERB
VBP
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
crap
crap
NOUN
NN
case
out
out
ADP
IN
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Charlton
Charlton
PROPN
NNP
flat
Number=Sing
Heston
Heston
PROPN
NNP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (SBAR (SBAR (IN Unless) (S (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (VP (VBZ 's) (ADVP (RB there))))) (, ,) (WHPP (IN in) (WHNP (WDT which) (NN case))) (, ,)) (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD 'll) (VP (VB be) (VP (VBN trapped) (ADVP (RB forever)) (PP (IN in) (NP (PRP$ his) (JJ whiny) (, ,) (ADJP (JJ hyper) (HYPH -) (JJ neurotic)) (NN snot) (NN web)))))) (. .)))
Howard
Unless Sheldon's there, in which case, you'll be trapped forever in his whiny, hyper - neurotic snot web.
mark
unless
Unless
SCONJ
IN
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
advcl
PronType=Dem
there
there
ADV
RB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
case
in
in
ADP
IN
det
PronType=Int
which
which
DET
WDT
obl
Number=Sing
case
case
NOUN
NN
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
aux
VerbForm=Fin
will
'll
AUX
MD
aux:pass
VerbForm=Inf
be
be
AUX
VB
root
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
trap
trapped
VERB
VBN
advmod
forever
forever
ADV
RB
case
in
in
ADP
IN
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
his
his
PRON
PRP$
amod
Degree=Pos
whiny
whiny
ADJ
JJ
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
amod
Degree=Pos
hyper
hyper
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Degree=Pos
neurotic
neurotic
ADJ
JJ
compound
Number=Sing
snot
snot
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
web
web
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (INTJ (UH Hi)) (, ,) (NP (NNP Penny)) (. ?) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD was) (ADVP (RB just)) (VP (VBG wondering) (, ,) (SINV (VBZ is) (NP (NNP Sheldon)) (ADVP (RB still)) (PP (IN at) (NP (DT the) (NN restaurant)))) (. ?) (S (INTJ (UH Okay)) (, ,) (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBD was) (ADJP (RB very) (JJ nice) (PP (IN of) (NP (PRP you) (. .) (UH Okay))))) (, ,) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBD got) (S (VP (TO ta) (VP (VB go)))))) (. .) (S (VP (VBD Got) (NP (NP (NN kind)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (ADJP (JJ full) (HYPH -) (VBN blown)) (NNP Chernobyl) (NN thing)) (ADVP (RB here))) (. .) (S (S (VP (VBN Got) (S (VP (TO ta) (VP (VB go) (, ,) (INTJ (UH bye))))))) (. .) (S (NP (PRP He)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NN home) (. .)))) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBN screwed)))) (. .) (NP (NP (QP (CD Ten) (CC and) (DT a) (NN half)) (NNS hours)) (PP (IN of) (NP (NN apey) (NN blurriness)))))))))))))) (. .)))
Leonard
Hi, Penny? I was just wondering, is Sheldon still at the restaurant? Okay, that was very nice of you . Okay, I gotta go . Got kind of a full - blown Chernobyl thing here . Gotta go, bye . He's home . I'm screwed . Ten and a half hours of apey blurriness.
discourse
hi
Hi
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
vocative
Number=Sing
penny
Penny
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
just
just
ADV
RB
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
wonder
wondering
VERB
VBG
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
is
AUX
VBZ
nsubj
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
advmod
still
still
ADV
RB
case
at
at
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Def|PronType=Art
the
the
DET
DT
ccomp
Number=Sing
restaurant
restaurant
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Number=Sing|PronType=Dem
that
that
PRON
DT
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
be
was
AUX
VBD
advmod
very
very
ADV
RB
parataxis
Degree=Pos
nice
nice
ADJ
JJ
case
of
of
ADP
IN
obl
Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
discourse
okay
Okay
INTJ
UH
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
got
VERB
VBD
mark
to
ta
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin
get
Got
VERB
VBD
advmod
Number=Sing
kind
kind
NOUN
NN
fixed
of
of
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
amod
Degree=Pos
full
full
ADJ
JJ
punct
-
-
PUNCT
HYPH
amod
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
blow
blown
VERB
VBN
compound
Number=Sing
Chernobyl
Chernobyl
PROPN
NNP
obj
Number=Sing
thing
thing
NOUN
NN
advmod
PronType=Dem
here
here
ADV
RB
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part
get
Got
VERB
VBN
mark
to
ta
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
punct
,
,
PUNCT
,
dep
bye
bye
INTJ
UH
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs
he
He
PRON
PRP
cop
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
's
AUX
VBZ
parataxis
Number=Sing
home
home
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nsubj:pass
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux:pass
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
parataxis
Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass
screw
screwed
VERB
VBN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
nummod
NumForm=Word|NumType=Card
ten
Ten
NUM
CD
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
conj
NumForm=Word|NumType=Frac|Number=Sing
half
half
NOUN
NN
parataxis
Number=Plur
hour
hours
NOUN
NNS
case
of
of
ADP
IN
compound
Number=Sing
apey
apey
NOUN
NN
nmod
Number=Sing
blurriness
blurriness
NOUN
NN
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (FRAG (WHADVP (WRB How)) (PP (IN about) (NP (NNP Lasik))) (. ?)))
Raj
How about Lasik?
root
PronType=Int
how
How
ADV
WRB
case
about
about
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Lasik
Lasik
PROPN
NNP
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP You)) (VP (VBP want) (S (NP (PRP me)) (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (NP (NN eye) (NN surgery)))))) (. ?)))
Leonard
You want me to get eye surgery?
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
You
PRON
PRP
root
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
want
want
VERB
VBP
obj
Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
me
PRON
PRP
mark
to
to
PART
TO
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
get
get
VERB
VB
compound
Number=Sing
eye
eye
NOUN
NN
obj
Number=Sing
surgery
surgery
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (SQ (MD Would) (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB rather)) (VP (VP (VB go) (ADVP (RB back))) (CC and) (VP (VB deal) (PP (IN with) (NP (NNP Sheldon)))) (CC or) (VP (VB have) (S (NP (DT a) (NN stranger)) (VP (VB carve) (PRT (RP out)) (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS corneas)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (NN laser) (NN beam))))))) (. ?)))
Raj
Would you rather go back and deal with Sheldon or have a stranger carve out your corneas with a laser beam?
aux
VerbForm=Fin
would
Would
AUX
MD
nsubj
Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs
you
you
PRON
PRP
advmod
rather
rather
ADV
RB
root
VerbForm=Inf
go
go
VERB
VB
advmod
back
back
ADV
RB
cc
and
and
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
deal
deal
VERB
VB
case
with
with
ADP
IN
obl
Number=Sing
Sheldon
Sheldon
PROPN
NNP
cc
or
or
CCONJ
CC
conj
VerbForm=Inf
have
have
VERB
VB
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
obj
Number=Sing
stranger
stranger
NOUN
NN
xcomp
VerbForm=Inf
carve
carve
VERB
VB
compound:prt
out
out
ADP
RP
nmod:poss
Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs
your
your
PRON
PRP$
obj
Number=Plur
cornea
corneas
NOUN
NNS
case
with
with
ADP
IN
det
Definite=Ind|PronType=Art
a
a
DET
DT
compound
Number=Sing
laser
laser
NOUN
NN
obl
Number=Sing
beam
beam
NOUN
NN
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (INTJ (UH Well) (. ?)))
Howard
Well?
root
well
Well
INTJ
UH
punct
?
?
PUNCT
.
(ROOT (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP 'm) (VP (VBG thinking))) (. .)))
Leonard
I'm thinking.
nsubj
Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs
I
I
PRON
PRP
aux
Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin
be
'm
AUX
VBP
root
Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part
think
thinking
VERB
VBG
punct
.
.
PUNCT
.
Here we go . Ten and a half hours of apey goodness. Damn it, my glasses . Okay, I'm blind here, guys . Can you help me find them? Sorry . _ Found ‘ em. Oh, great. Sorry, do n’t you have a spare. Yeah, at home. If you leave now, you can be back before the gorillas rip the crap out of Charlton Heston. Unless Sheldon's there, in which case, you'll be trapped forever in his whiny, hyper - neurotic snot web. Hi, Penny? I was just wondering, is Sheldon still at the restaurant? Okay, that was very nice of you . Okay, I gotta go . Got kind of a full - blown Chernobyl thing here . Gotta go, bye . He's home . I'm screwed . Ten and a half hours of apey blurriness. How about Lasik? You want me to get eye surgery? Would you rather go back and deal with Sheldon or have a stranger carve out your corneas with a laser beam? Well? I'm thinking.