lyrics: [Verse 1]
  If you're listening to this song
  You may think the chords are going wrong
  But they're not
  We just wrote it like that
  
  [Verse 2]
  When you're listening late at night
  You may think the band are not quite right
  But they are
  They just play it like that
  
  [Chorus 1]
  It doesn't really matter what chords I play
  What words I say or time of day it is
  As it's only a Northern song
  
  [Instrumental Break]
  
  [Chorus 2]
  It doesn't really matter what clothes I wear
  Or how I fare or if my hair is brown
  When it's only a Northern song
  
  [Verse 3]
  If you think the harmony
  Is a little dark and out of key
  You're correct
  There's nobody there
  And I told you there's no one there