lyrics: [Verse 1]
  For the benefit of Mr. Kite
  There will be a show tonight on trampoline
  The Hendersons will all be there
  Late of Pablo Fanque's Fair, what a scene
  Over men and horses hoops and garters
  Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!
  In his way Mr. K. will challenge the world!
  
  [Verse 2]
  The celebrated Mr. K
  Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate
  The Hendersons will dance and sing
  As Mr. Kite flies through the ring don't be late
  Messrs. K. and H. assure the public
  Their production will be second to none
  And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!
  
  [Instrumental Break]
  
  [Verse 3]
  The band begins at ten to six
  When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound
  And Mr. H. will demonstrate
  Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
  Having been some days in preparation
  A splendid time is guaranteed for all
  And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill