lyrics: [Intro; John Lennon]
  I Dig a Pygmy by Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf Aids
  Phase one, in which Doris gets her oats
  
  [Verse 1: Paul McCartney and John Lennon]
  Two of us riding nowhere, spending someone's
  Hard earned pay
  You and me Sunday driving, not arriving
  On our way back home
  
  [Chorus: Paul McCartney and John Lennon]
  We're on our way home
  We're on our way home
  We're going home
  
  [Verse 2: Paul McCartney and John Lennon]
  Two of us sending postcards, writing letters
  On my wall
  You and me burning matches, lifting latches
  On our way back home
  
  [Chorus: Paul McCartney and John Lennon]
  We're on our way home
  We're on our way home
  We're going home
  
  [Bridge: Paul McCartney]
  You and I have memories
  Longer than the road that stretches out ahead
  
  [Verse 3: Paul McCartney and John Lennon]
  Two of us wearing raincoats, standing solo
  In the sun
  You and me chasing paper, getting nowhere
  On our way back home
  
  [Chorus: Paul McCartney and John Lennon]
  We're on our way home
  We're on our way home
  We're going home
  
  [Bridge: Paul McCartney]
  You and I have memories
  Longer than the road that stretches out ahead
  
  [Verse 4: Paul McCartney and John Lennon]
  Two of us wearing raincoats, standing solo
  In the sun
  You and me chasing paper, getting nowhere
  On our way back home
  
  [Chorus: Paul McCartney and John Lennon]
  We're on our way home
  We're on our way home
  We're going home
  
  [Outro]
  We're going home
  Better believe it
  Goodbye