lyrics: [Verse 1: John Lennon]
  I read the news today—oh, boy
  About a lucky man who made the grade
  And though the news was rather sad
  Well, I just had to laugh
  I saw the photograph
  He blew his mind out in a car
  He didn't notice that the lights had changed
  A crowd of people stood and stared
  They'd seen his face before
  Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
  
  [Verse 2: John Lennon]
  I saw a film today, oh boy
  The English Army had just won the war
  A crowd of people turned away
  But I just had to look
  Having read the book
  
  [Refrain: John Lennon]
  I'd love to turn you on
  
  [Bridge: Paul McCartney]
  *alarm clock rings*
  Woke up, fell out of bed
  Dragged a comb across my head
  Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
  And looking up I noticed I was late
  Found my coat and grabbed my hat
  Made the bus in seconds flat
  Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
  And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
  
  [Verse 3: John Lennon]
  I read the news today—oh, boy
  Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
  And though the holes were rather small
  They had to count them all
  Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
  
  [Refrain: John Lennon]
  I'd love to turn you on
  
  [Instrumental Outro]