lyrics: [Verse 1: John Lennon]
  I once had a girl
  Or should I say, she once had me?
  She showed me her room
  "Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?"
  
  [Bridge 1: John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
  She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere
  So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair
  
  [Verse 2: John Lennon]
  I sat on the rug
  Biding my time, drinking her wine
  We talked until two
  And then she said, "It's time for bed"
  
  [Bridge 2: John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
  She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
  I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath
  
  [Verse 3: John Lennon]
  And when I awoke
  I was alone, this bird had flown
  So I lit a fire
  Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?