lyrics: [Intro]
  She was a working girl North of England way
  Now she's hit the big time in the U.S.A.​
  And if she could only hear me, this is what I'd say
  
  [Verse 1]
  Honey Pie, you are making me crazy
  I'm in love, but I'm lazy
  So won't you please come home
  
  [Verse 2]
  Oh, honey pie, my position is tragic
  Come and show me the magic
  Of your Hollywood song
  
  [Bridge 1]
  You became a legend of the silver screen
  And now the thought of meeting you
  Makes me weak in the knee
  
  [Verse 3]
  Oh, Honey Pie, you are driving me frantic
  Sail across the Atlantic
  To be where you belong
  Honey pie, come back to me
  
  [Instrumental Verse: Solo guitar John Lennon]
  Ooh, yeah
  I like it like that, oh ah
  
  [Instrumental Verse: Ad lib Vocal]
  I like this kind of hot kind of music
  Hot kind of music
  Play it to me, play it to me, Hollywood blues
  
  [Bridge 2]
  Will the wind that blew her boat across the sea
  Kindly send her sailing back to me?
  Tee, tee, tee
  
  [Verse 1]
  Now Honey Pie you are making me crazy
  I'm in love but I'm lazy
  So won't you please come home
  Come, come back to me, Honey Pie
  
  [Outro]
  Ooh, oh
  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
  Honey Pie, Honey Pie