lyrics: [Verse 1]
  Well, you should see Polythene Pam
  She's so good-looking, but she looks like a man
  Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
  Yes, you should see Polythene Pam
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  
  [Verse 2]
  Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
  She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
  She's the kind of a girl that makes "The News of the World"
  Yes, you could say she was attractively built
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  (Hey!) Great!