lyrics: [Verse 1]
  Ring, my friend I said you'd call
  Doctor Robert
  Day or night he'll be there any time at all
  Doctor Robert
  
  [Chorus 1]
  Doctor Robert
  You're a new and better man
  He helps you to understand
  He does everything he can
  Doctor Robert
  
  [Verse 2]
  If you're down he'll pick you up
  Doctor Robert
  Take a drink from his special cup
  Doctor Robert
  
  [Chorus 2]
  Doctor Robert
  He's a man you must believe
  Helping anyone in need
  No one can succeed like
  Doctor Robert
  
  [Bridge]
  Well, well, well, you're feeling fine
  Well, well, well, he'll make you
  Doctor Robert
  
  [Verse 3]
  My friend works for the National Health
  Doctor Robert
  You'll pay money just to see yourself
  With Doctor Robert
  
  [Chorus 1]
  Doctor Robert
  You're a new and better man
  He helps you to understand
  He does everything he can
  Doctor Robert
  
  [Bridge]
  Well, well, well, you're feeling fine
  Well, well, well, he'll make you
  Doctor Robert
  
  [Outro]
  Ring, my friend I said you'd call
  Doctor Robert
  Ring, my friend I said you'd call
  Doctor Robert
  Doctor Robert