lyrics: [Intro]
  Oh, listen to that now
  Heh, heh, heh
  Oh look out! It's-"
  
  [Verse 1]
  She came in through the bathroom window
  Protected by a silver spoon
  But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
  By the banks of her own lagoon
  
  [Chorus]
  Didn't anybody tell her?
  Didn't anybody see?
  Sunday's on the phone to Monday
  Tuesday's on the phone to me
  
  [Verse 2]
  She said she'd always been a dancer
  She worked at fifteen clubs a day
  And though she thought I knew the answer
  Well, I knew what I could not say
  And so I quit the police department
  And got myself a steady job
  And though she tried her best to help me
  She could steal, but she could not rob
  
  [Chorus]
  Didn't anybody tell her?
  Didn't anybody see?
  Sunday's on the phone to Monday
  Tuesday's on the phone to me
  
  [Outro]
  Oh yeah