@SS2_spacewrench Mine is:

$BTC | $XRP | $ETH | $LTC | $TRX | $HOT | $ADA

Moonbag x 0 = rekt
Moonbag x 1 = WTF (not) happened?
Moonbag x 3.5 = satisfied
Moonbag x 10 = mortgage free
Moonbag x 17.5 = early retirement
Moonbag x 35 = very early retirement
Moonbag x 100 = quit working