Has everyone checked their UTXO privilege today?

Please refer to the following chart for your guide to self-flagellation:

Total sum of UTXOs:
&lt; 1 BTC =  25 strikes
&lt; 10 BTC =  100 strikes
&lt; 100 BTC = 250 strikes
&lt; 1000 BTC = 1,000 strikes
&gt; 1000 BTC = Hell awaits you