Me): Mum dad...can I borrow $50,000 for a few months please
M&D): what on earth for.
Me):to buy some coins on the Internet that  hopefully make me rich.
Dad):No, but when my bitcoin bounces back I'll give you one 2get you started. 
Me): show me what your private key looks like.. https://twitter.com/ReutersUS/status/960870715246415872 …