Posted by Us on October 7th, 2018. Tagged: Alexis, Fat waiter, Juan Mata, Lukaku, Martial, Mata, Mourinho, Newcastle, Paul Pogba, Pogba, Sanchez, Tony M | Comments are off for this post
Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I learnt nothing. I actually unlearnt stuff I thought I knew ie what the fuck was that game? 2. Pogba was great second half. I feel like I should say this because I moan about him so much. 3. Making Lukaku a CB will be Jose’s last great […]
Posted by Us on December 26th, 2017. Tagged: Happy Christmas, Juan Mata, Leicester, Mahrez, Mata, Pogba, Vardy | Comments are off for this post
MataLand. Like Matalan. But better. Probably less sales at Christmas. Here’s 5 learns: 1. Pogba’s shooting from distance was a highlight imho. 2. Missing all those chances was silly. 3. I enjoyed the parts of the game where it looked like we might win it. 4. Happy Christmas Cunts. 5. Right Backatcha. 6. Did I […]
Posted by Us on February 8th, 2017. Tagged: Henrikh Mkhitaryan, Ibrahimovich, Juan Mata, Leicester, Mata, Mkhitaryan, Mourinho, Tony M, Tony V, Top Four Finish | Comments are off for this post
Leicester City are Champions. We beat the Champions. We stay 6th. When did this conspiracy start? Where did it start? How did it start? Where will it end? When will it end? How will it end? Is that enough words for hot content? One more word makes it a round 100 words. Perfect. Here’s […]
Posted by Us on October 2nd, 2016. Tagged: Juan Mata, mufc, Paul Pogba, Rashford, Stoke City | 1 comment
m B&Q nominated for best dream about a talking raptor on a plane (@Benglorious) Stoke are 19th in the league, so they’re not the worst. United aren’t 1st in the league, so they’re not the best. Should be a good game. Unless it’s bad. What am I, preview guy? Anyway, I’m away all weekend leaving those […]
Posted by Ben on September 28th, 2016. Tagged: John Murder, Juan Mata, Mata, Metallica | Comments are off for this post
Posted by Us on August 14th, 2016. Tagged: Bailly, Bournemouth, Eric Bailly, Eyes, Fellaini, Ibra, Jose, jose mourinho, Juan, Juan Mata, Luke Shaw, Roondog, Rooney, Shaw, Tree, Zlatan | Comments are off for this post
Bournemouth were left speechless – GEDDIT?! cos mouth – as Juan Marta – GEDDIT?! cos sub – Wane Rooney – GEDDIT?! cos last 21 years – and Zlatan Ibrahitthenets – GEDDIT?! cos goals – hit them for six divided by two – GEDDIT?! cos maths and idiom*. If the English Premier League stopped right now […]
Posted by Us on August 9th, 2016. Tagged: Community Shield, Ibra, Ibrahimovic, Jesse, Jose, jose mourinho, Juan Mata, Leicester, Lingard, Mata, Mourinho, Roondog | Comments are off for this post
Football is back here. Fasten your safety helmets, buckle on … Bifurcated is slipping up through the Germaine Grears and turboing the machs to full futuristicism. Peddles to the medals… It’s the one, two (though technically a number), three, four, five, siSIX words you’ve all been waiting all your “Boohoo it’s not like 2014, we’ve […]
Posted by Us on May 22nd, 2016. Tagged: Crystal Palace, Dabberman, FA Cup, FA Cup Final, Jesse, Juan Mata, Lingard, Louis Vangles Army, Mata, Mourinho, Roondog, Ross and Monica | Comments are off for this post
Posted by Brett on April 5th, 2016. Tagged: John Murder, Juan, Juan Mata, Mata | Comments are off for this post
Posted by Us on March 7th, 2016. Tagged: Fellaini, Haterz, Juan Mata, Mata, Mourinho, Rondon, Vangle, West Brom, X-rated | Comments are off for this post
It was abrazos all round but not for Juan Mata, as he proved Mourinho and all the haterz absolutely right by single-handedly destroying all our dreams and ambitions and lives and relationships and worlds and futures and pasts and presents and historys and dreams within two first half-minutes of sheer and unadulterated and crazy […]
Posted by Us on March 3rd, 2016. Tagged: Juan Mata, Memphis, Vangle, Watford | Comments are off for this post
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