where a budding comedy writer marks milestones on the road to dropping the 'apprentice' portion of her name
In this corner of the world, it is currently impossible to avoid game fowl attached to fruit crops. Sometimes, this alternates with spinning dreidel type music; Apprentice Writer has yet to hear any Divali or Kwanzaa music on the radio. Partridge-bearing pear trees dominate.
They also beg the question: what kind of person really thinks it's a good idea to prove his true love with a hen that speaks French or men in a hop/skip/jump competition?
If Antonia's tastes are too elevated, there is always Bob & Doug McKenzie (aka Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas of SCTV):
If this is the season for the Gentle Reader to celebrate: many happy returns, and AW wishes you your preferred gifts, feathers included or not.
With hindsight, Josie could pinpoint the instant she descended into a life of crime. It was the moment she looked into those trusting underwater eyes, and realized she had to take action - consequences be damned. So, if the fish hadn't been right there, right then, doing infinite laps round his private little pool, her destiny would probably have taken a different shape..."
David Glaze is a Husband of 8 years (Sara) and a father of 3 lovely girls (Ashlyn, Anna and Avalon). He is lived here in Thousand Oaks for the past 10 years. David started cleaning carpets as a summer job in 1993 then started his own business out of high school in Santa Barbara County in 1995, later moving his business here to the Conejo Valley.
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