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Select a post: select a post Top 10% Justin Bieber has banana The Rabbits in Memphis Consume…! My own experience of race in Charlottesville Bali, Indonesia, March 2018 Tokyo, April 2018 Progress John Hamon Banks are watching… Money-humping Don’t they breed well enough on their own? Must be a meme for that… Xi internet never forgets Penis Facial I have been pwned Beef and a Chief Personal Data Law R.I.P. Dad The Faces of Copyright Now is the time Rural Broadband Revisited If you’re good at it you deserve a medal American Bigotry AppleTV + HomePod Big Data and a Brown Paper Bag Buy more ammo Chiang Mai, Thailand, March 2017 Ha Noi, Sa Pa and Halong Bay, Vietnam, June 2016 Viral Post Like it or not; he is your president Death by Vice RIP Hans Rosling Scientific Method Sunrise from Sungate Lost and Found A Post Trumpian World 2564 There is no security Worth it Harbin, China — December 2015 Spiders have kinkier sex lifes than your college roommate Not the big cheese Cherry Blossom at Gardens by the Bay Who Controls The Nukes? Why Frotteurism Solar Eclipse, March 2016 Whips And Chains… ‘Cause Science! Low Friction User Identification on Shared Devices Kindle blue balls! #DontPrayForParis Apple Default Text Fail Prostitution and the Right to Privacy Wait. Festering what? Laying down the regulation All those benefits! Its A Roller Coaster. Editor Wars OPC Laser-Shaped Telescopic Glitter Clouds Artificial Wisdom The Big Lesson Do or Do Not, There is No Try Zen at Walden Pond Agra and Delhi, India, June 2014 Je Suis Charlie 12 and 24 hours in Istanbul 10 Years Lah Nagano and Yamanouchi, Japan, February 2014 Matsumoto, Japan, February 2014 Atrocities The internet is for porn and so is VR Pavlovian Conditioning War and Peace Sandman should be on HBO. Ways not to use text messaging Liberal Modernity and Secularism Making decisions based on trees and flowers Sydney, New South Wales, Australia, June 2013 An analog day Gold Coast, Australia, June 2013 The Bad Guys The internet is for porn Proper service Swastika Brand Coal Coke Pure Evil Tel Aviv, Israel, May 2013 Hiatus Some people Fly-Fornication Oh my… Old School To Lagos! Tweets by Device Hazy Days Look at my Laser… pew pew! Meetings: none of us are as dumb as all of us Prague, Czech Republic, November 2012 Immortialized Relevant in Thailand… MBS Sunset You are the product Meanwhile in the vote that matters A dialog on racism 貝宛璇 Olivia Anne Beggerly Of Nebuchadnezzar, Suppiluliuma and Gassulawiya A new kind of gun control Xenophobic Singapore Sydney, NSW, Australia, May 2012 iPhone iOS 6 UI Enhancement Request Obsessions Lytro Kill all the politicians. Kill ’em tonight! Squeeze… I live here. Disney Land with a Death Penalty, Revisited. Look what I did! Again! Trending on Mondays overmedicalized, poorly educated Americans Rave on Tracking things for no good reason Science proves the rich drive worse Western Wall Prayers Bukit Brown Cemetery Of black swans, flying pigs and the financial crisis Call to prayer, Istanbul, Turkey Singapore, Malaysia… Same-same! Northern Thailand, December 2011 Paying the politicians Strong Mojo We are all fish… Red Moon Rising But, then Texas can’t execute them. Pump and dump is a not a good business plan for consumers. Neurotic Guess Funding science. Evil. Mad. Science. Istanbul, Turkey, September 2011 How stupid is US corporate tax law? Move your money No pony for humanity… Jerusalem, Israel/Palestine — July 2011 Not quality 9/11/11 Ghost in my iPhone Nature: Sungei Buloh Wetlands Reserve A quake, a quake A silver lining Abandoned: Old Brunei Hostel Singapore Flyer Unfinished Tales Green Leaf, Water Drops One of those days… 17,524 The Internet, almost, never forgets Randoms thoughts on the Singapore General Election 2011 Social Graphing for fun and profit The stalker in your pocket part two The cloud is useless On time, within budget, fit for purpose Hegemony through holy genocide The stalker in your pocket Why cloud backup for your mobile will not be provided by your operator Secular Socialist Islamism Fuck you Sony Do Not Hump Bet I can Asserting their presence Ravenala madagascariensis Baked Earth or Nuked Earth? The Tribe Mentality Science Speak F U FB! What he meant… Kindle-ing Revolution… The Koi Piss off My time has passed Imperial Propaganda Sunset on the farm My Day The Hamlet Rural Broadband Coops Cleaning up after yourself YOG Fireworks No calls please Periwinkle Happy Birthday Tori In the movies that count Holey Parkinglots If Singapore Spied on US… Oodles of Noodles The future TV Too few capitalist? 13,600 Service Lines R.I.P. Gulf Shores, AL 2010 Nature: Chek Jawa, Pulau Ubin Good requirements, bad product 4d-infinity packing damage! Make love, not Porn Don Quixote Athens, Greece — March 2010 Ritual interrupted A bug in my iPhone What you say… Zoom Zoom Thaipusam 2010 Beantown bound Lovely splatter pattern The lions are coming Kyoto, Japan — January 2010 An ode to long flights iPhone OS 4.0 UI Enhancement Request Why I don’t eat meat… Entrance Keywords Not looking for another subscription Mobile Ad Serving Avant Garde vs. Usable Interface Design LNY vs CNY The separation of marriage and civil union Abandoned: Old Changi Hospital midnight musings: floating batteries and solar farms in the desert Technology is… Back from the land of the rising sun Marketing Speak New server The Age of Choices Shipping Error Intentionally blank? demonstrate their love Ask and thou shalt receive Repeat rejections and drive by recruiting Monkeying around Mother Jones! Again! Anomaly Dan Chung Don beggs or Farmer beggs? Goat Titty Beer Subliminal Messages Pandemic my ass Why is this photo popular? Bait and Switch Bob Madden Gmail ad snafu Malacca, Malaysia — October 2009 Cisco and Copenhagen the GRID Google should buy Iceland On sucking human expression Zoom Zoom Address Incomplete Bobblehead Desire Lines Crowed Sourced Traffic Cops Reality TV Dragonfly Grasp Frigging Lasers Man The Pirates of Iwo Jima Nature: Sungei Buloh Wetlands Reserve Abandoned: Old Changi Hospital One day I will live down my whoring Mark of The Beast Moments Newness The Mitre Hotel Haw Par Villa Jelly! Concerning Color Algorithms Happy Birthday Tori! Published 2 One small step The sidewalk incident Going Digital… Dealing with Swine Flu and the Art of Irony Thoughtless optimism We choose to go to the moon …, not because [it is] easy, but because… The Face in the Tree Chastity and Impotence Resetting the Rhetoric 六四 …could ruin your whole day The Great Dictator speaks Delayed identical twin Steal these photos! Again! Speak like this Download some good sense Comm 100 – Persuasive Speech A lost childhood? Published Startup… Make gods for me! Statement on Fashion A moment of Zen The Sun Also Rises Snake and Cake Doggy Dippers Chickens Eggs and Mousetraps Rome, Italy — November 2007 I’m going to hell… Red bells License Update Oldies but goodies GM Once, when I was a child… Novosibirsk, Russia — November, 2008 Yukata The Catcher in the Rye Inspiration What prayer do you want? The Internet Never Forgets sharethepassion Once were trees Bad Milk Childhood Remembered You died when… Prejudice Nap Time 貝宛玲 Amazed and stupefied They don’t save marriages and they don’t raise children Reading List JesusPhone Ridiculous Concept Typical Singaporean ‘Service’ Pittsburghese Victoria Lynn Beggerly Some Japanese goodness We’re All Stupid Blind Linkage! Fish Fetish: Reading Animal Liberation I am not ready Americanism I used to be somebody! Le personal blog est mort, vive le personal blog Baby beggs or Little LumMY? The symbols of power More Fragments From Hell We are all atheists… Over the edge Fish Fetish: Breatharianism 7 Months Faded Childhood Memories Passive Racism The End is Neigh, But Go Not Quietly… Inside me. Beautiful Masks Blue Interesting Uses for Elevators Software Engineers vs. Programmers So long Mosque Street Beach Booty Learning to Swim I think I’m going to need a bigger box… My god… it’s full of stars… Siena, Italy — November 2007 Killing for Economic Beliefs Supply and demand Pisa, Italy — November 2007 Why Fight the Losing Battles? Ignorance is not a defence Law Development Life Cycle The God Delusion Clean up 恭喜发财 OpenPhotoVR San Gimignano, Italy — November 2007 Confusion Icon Dragons of Thian Hock Keng Florence, Italy — November 2007 Venice, Italy — November 2007 Look what I did! Harold Bloom on the fall of the American Empire Verona, Italy — November 2007 Chili and Curry Red Light District thirtysomething Como, Italy — November 2007 Milan, Italy — November 2007 Fini Standards Too many people Taxi Rage American Business Back once again… American Workaholics Field of Dreams Amateur Security Urban Jungle Act like Monkeys Cockroach Radiation Because California has no bugs Trespassers will be Prosecuted American Fascism Beautiful Stinger The new America Jakarta, Indonesia — October 2007 Profits Not in charge of Gundam Vanilla Poop Copyright vs. Publicity Rights and the Creative Commons Money matters Perdido Beach Sunrise, August 2004 Hungry Ghost Who is the man in the picture? We Shall Privail! Keong Saik Cat Expectations Oxford, United Kingdom — July 2007 Down time Empires London, United Kingdom — July 2007 …my poor fool is hang’d! Bibles… Surreal Fourth Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam — June 2007 Math and Science CBD at Night Punishment Hong Kong SAR, China — May 2007 4077th Ayutthaya Buddha Singapore B&W: Esplanade Theatre I sold a photo! My mind is filled with bovine demons Moscow, Russia — March/April 2007 Authoritarian Tendencies Deportee Beggs behind the Iron Curtain How to spend $2.5 Trillion and improve things Jerusalem, Israel/Palestine — March 2007 beggs in the holy land! 恭喜发财 Fallen Idol Thaipusam 2007 Siem Reap, Cambodia — December 2006/January 2007 We used to have heros 囍 A new journey Best description of Singapore… ever. Go Down Foo Lion Poke it with a stick? Where Laptops Should not be Taken Montana and Virginia Short Short Story: In a Sandy Court Yard Jos Sticks I was born! Veronica Decides to Die The Third Season The Mustard Field Spike Thian Hock Keng Temple Starting an Apple rumor Everything has changed. Everything is the same. Jumping ship How Starhub screwed up it’s World Cup. Don’t use a mobile phone in a storm? A Creeping Orwellian State? What I believe Shanghai, China — March/April 2006 Burn it! Burn it! Thy Holy Handkerchief Pr0n shanghaied three blind mice Kyoto, Japan — December 2005 Paris, France — December 2005 Thaipusam Festival 2006 or ‘Stick it to me’ IT’S COMING!!! iTunes listens to ME! Eiffel Tower at night Dangerous Ideas Giving away a rock IBK*: the death of writting… what does it call itself? breaking news core dump Where is my southpark podcast one of those little annoyances iPorn Washington, DC, USA — July 2005 steal these photos! Coming (back) to America Beijing, China — September 2005 Kyoto, Tokyo and Matsumoto, Japan — March 2004 Singapore Botanical Gardens 96 hours in Beijing A year on Three Panel Buddha Pulau Ubin, Singapore — August 2005 New York City, New York, USA — August 2005 back in action… kinda Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam — May 2005 long time no updateness Umm… Yummy down time 15 minuets + SGD26 = more drugs than I need. toys Globalization and Its Discontents Have you seen my keys.. no really! fish tank Ben & Jerry’s… Communist sympathizers? The most beautiful girl do you feel that? Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia — March 2005 Animal Liberation simian eyes Completing the transformation da monkeys! — March 2005 Ayutthaya, Thailand — February 2005 Bangkok, Thailand — February 2005 yellow jacket new layout for photos Gulf Shores, Alabama, USA — August 2004 New York City, New York, USA — October 2004 Metro Washington DC, USA — Summer 2004 London, United Kingdom — October 2004 have you seen my keys? buttons, buttons, buttons! Dune interesting read… This discussion is over coming back to a pet store near you wondering eyes One more time around the sun embarrassing generosity inexcusable Chinese fire drill a thought half formed the sun also rises copyright… or copyleft? zhōngguó it doesn’t matter if they can sing Typical Thanksgiving Self indulgent whining What’s it all about? red, purple and blue not an al-key it’s Chicago. It’s not Chicago. mind numbing London calling a kiss… London calling around the world latent psychic powers manifest here I go again… native western-ness four floors of whores! devistation Asia lite leaving on a jet plane… family matters ads, ads, ads… pull over! do you feal secure? left coasters Tough Questions The Wall the whole story, or deja vu David crazy wochenende seeking roommate A Small Good surreal can’t go home again. oh my god well, that explains a lot and so once again slippery slope storm over the mall tidbits The Best Democracy Money can Buy In the Polly Magoo prisoner abuse and the ICC all men are created equal returning to cyber-space because japan is an island nation Updateness A good moment and now for something completely different… well, the check engine light was on anyway… programming note 1 everyone I know goes away in the end randomness founded 1247 getalif for your viewing pleasure… the snow makes it seem so peaceful why does it stress me? thought controlled robots XXVI unamerican words MMIII only mena! five fingered karma again brain damage! pen pen! reboot! Fishies! walking alone Urban Mythology prophets of an Orwellian world konichiwa Peru? No Peru. unamerican The Governator blame Canada! exerpts from a conversation in hell too much x-files going offline Blowhard 22 Keep on rollin deja vu! another week of drama long week! a taste of things to come leaving on a jet plane… be still my beating heart Man: fail; dog: pass. flying lemmings toys! ganbatte I think I’m going crazy… threat to democracy apt hunt update psychology of conservatism Shhh, be wery wery quiet ‘These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed’ don’t call, don’t e-mail, don’t write the times, they are a changin’ politics… frankenfoods I see it! thank you pucker up congrats to Rob! walking forward, looking back ministry of information two issues back in business! aol no love me congratulations fractured thoughts leave it not unsaid what happened to the music? thats bs! life is a bitch oh! embarrassing! cash go down the hole… ripped off Mein verdammte auto ist kaputt a quake! a quake! brain fried another night out fading in and out mein Internet ist kaputt honesty and laziness dna life swims along esl stairs to nirvana back in business dude! thats wrong! baby steps another weekend report reasons miss you No solution it is the soldier free the mouse! weekend update more wasted money is it really war? web fun lost words speak out Cry havoc! decisiveness it’s all gone dc dmv bs a year reuters on germany fat tuesday snow regulation more computer issues hum… snow! IMHO so… New idea? columbia thoughs chat the beginning again? the end more natural selection and there was much drunkenness… sherman keeping in touch anti-war rally wrap up moving on… bush to do good? geoURL site smited why? Practical Ethics Watership Down The Age of Reason The Reprieve Troubled Sleep Identity Anna Karenina Catch-22 The Alchemist quarter century missing london who would you invite? alphabet v2.0 countdown to war The Name of the Rose road kill postal robots new year that’s not art another year attack of the fermented kim chi! drunk pachyderms redneckism natural selection plur no one to talk to only in britain! dmv headaches cannibal devours berliner dealing with death… again. why did they do that? Breakfast at Tiffany’s Moby Dick, or The Whale do what? here we go again wounds phone folly snow! anger/stress management. lonely turkey day Ulysses in a bar… crashing linux net access reach out and touch someone. president bush is a fucking genius not voting Magic Mountain If on a Winter’s Night a Traveler move in and first week of work homeland?! voyeuristic orgy housing update apt search update housing search reviews section The Brothers Karamazov Crime and Punishment A Hundred Years of Solitude Invisible Man The Silmarillion The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King nobel prize winners – 2002 radio station The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Arden Shakespeare: Complete Works movable type ted rall’s war cry journal problems. some quotes… ramblings… gots me an edumacation! racism political silence. warhawks and doves censoring movies and parental responsibility lockheed interview and other thoughts interaction joblessness one year fish fetish midnight musings: extra food just another day at home. web site upgrade america bashing web site statistics midnight musings: creationism vs. darwinism paradoxes and oxymoron’s back to school midnight musings: the middle east ideas… music euphoria and the music industries greed. i am beggs stream of thought… new york, new york! nyc i need at job! now… reflection on america as the great nation. nobody loves me. things a trip to nova in four parts depression bon voyage! queenie körperwelten suicide (homicide) bombers in the US? catching up… it is done. fabric live. what’s wrong with me? switzerland, der schweitz, suisse, svizzera, svizra! creaping americanism rant… back to paris… france (or at least paris) me no study! why I am back in england two weeks early… wax nastalgic… dublin! in all the pain there is joy, you simply have to find it… feel good about yourself! deans… fuck –insert title here.– das ende what do I do? urban weather tunbridge wells. oh my lord am I exhuasted… b-day. greece trip summery what I learned in greece the truth about the internet vacation! the good, the bad and the ugly rave-o-matic toilet very old places… forum… operation elliot-ken pis! how does one say bail in flemish? anti-war rally. bomb? what bomb!?!?!? this one is for stephen… bombs over london — from the fornt lines of guy fawkes day decent into hell! eulogy for a pair of jeans. raves & smog demons! spaced out oxford reduced shakespeare. hypocrisy foul fowl. pale blue dot… cool website… sex in the city…. that fuckin show! blisters & bloody noses first “what the fuck!” expirience of the year. on a plane… war? where to now… the meaning of the national antham today americas luck ran out… my solution to the taliban funny… more headaches… yea, money for me… for me, me, me! money matters… nobody loves me…. t—– part IV using livejournals stuff now. tomatos as office food. syracuse trip t—– part III t—– part II T—– why am I doing this?
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