# Collection of Science Jokes P2

#### Keith_McClary

Ruben Bolling has a couple of physics toons. The META one is good too.

#### jack action

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This one is good and shows how you can sneakily bend the truth without making any apparent false statement:

#### nuuskur

$4-\frac{9}{2} = - \left\lvert 4-\frac{9}{2}\right\rvert = - \sqrt{\left (4-\frac{9}{2}\right )^2} ...$

nice try, though :p

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#### fresh_42

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I do not understand this:

Is it:
• a mockery of flat earthers?
• an example of a chart?
• a demonstration of derivatives?
• a counterexample of argumentum a minori ad maius?
• a counterexample of an induction?
• a demonstration of the difference between a stable and an unstable equilibrium?
• a home accident waiting to happen?
• a lesson about right and wrong tools?
• a quotation "Realize that everything connects to everything else.” Leonardo da Vinci ?
• an analogue to the false quotation of "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Sigmund Freud?

#### DennisN

It's time for this thread to evolve...

...and the evolution of the plastic/electronic species known as Mobile Phones (tempus clepta):

#### Wrichik Basu

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the evolution of the plastic/electronic species known as Mobile Phones (tempus clepta)
Google translate tells me "tempus clepta" means "a thief" in Latin. Maybe you meant to say Telefono movil?

#### DennisN

Google translate tells me "tempus clepta" means "a thief" in Latin.
Haha, you actually googled for it . I tried to come up with a latin version of "time thief" (tempus = time, clepta = thief). Which mobile phones often are today.

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#### Keith_McClary

and the evolution of the plastic/electronic species known as Mobile Phones

#### pedro the swift

The universe is made up of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons!
Just check out the flat earthers!

#### Keith_McClary

How eco-friendly biofuel is harvested:

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#### DrClaude

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I'll bite: that's not Godwin's law!!!!!

#### nuuskur

PS! The pigeon is just an attention getter and has nothing to do with it.

#### DrClaude

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PS! The pigeon is just an attention getter and has nothing to do with it.
That's not a pigeon!!!

#### DrClaude

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As expected - a mallardroit reply!
Are you serious or is this a canard?

#### Ophiolite

Are you serious or is this a canard?
If you don't mind I'll duck giving you a proper answer.

On a different topic, I just noticed a thread in the forum titled Looking for Good Books on Photosynthesis and I thought, that’s certainly something that worth shedding some light on.

#### DennisN

What are you all arguing about? The mammal in the water in post #1,089?

#### Ibix

You're all quackers.

#### Borg

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This thread has gone to the birds.

#### Borek

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Technically it should go to the Electrical Engineering forum.

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