I work as a stand up comedian. I come from a small town. I did a few small roles in tv series. I had a gig at local theater last night. My favorite drink is Cuba libre.
Wow that is healthy. I eat healthy being a football player an all. I am sorry about that. For sure. Why is yours wearing you down? Hello from new York from the fashion district! I fit right in too, balding and beardy. Haha. You never know thought. Could just be unhappy. I like baking my friends into biscuits because I'm so good at it. I know but he is ok. Then I just watched gone with the wind and I cried. So before we collaborate I must know do you like music? That's such great news. Any hobbies? Or fav. foods? Wow that's an exciting job to have. Red is the color of my hair! Not really I hate people. I just a really big banana spilt, I felt bad after I ate it. I prefer video games. Have a lot of them. I'm sure you do. That is good congratulations on that. Yeah I stay strapped. Never know when a punk will try me. You work? It is very fun I learned how to ski in Russia, the place I was born. Lol, that is neat. What you do in the army? I'm too funny for army.
__ SILENCE __. Who else likes rum and cokes? Am I right? Oh yeah I served in the army and we always drank those. You go into the restroom russian, come out american. What are you while you in? Oh I am american but I never came out. I work building things. European! You might have heard that one at the bar last night. You build? I build closets mostly what about you? You might recognize me from the show days of our lives never built anything but a joke. I read so I don't know about that. And I have prius in my driveway. You? Ha! a prius because you are old or lonely? You should read my knock knock jokes book. Oh enough with the jokes. I'm into romance books.