I like cooking healthy meals. I like to go out to the bars. I enjoy dating women. I am retired. I like to go to the gym and work out.
I could be better glad you are fine, my family doesn't see about me much. I'm doing great except for the allergies. You are a developer or it specialist? Maybe we should just go to dinner. I can show you some great vegetarian places! Wish I could make money doing it. Jimmy allons the best. I may dye my hair purple. My fav color. I do too! Though I can do much now. on a diet. Want to lose ten pounds. Be safe!! Do you like horse back riding? I don't but that would be great. Care to chat with a former actress that loves country music? Hi! how much do you make per year? Then be blind for like. No thanks. Yes I know they don't want them. What do you do in free time? I like long hikes it is relaxing. I am good just making my favorite, burgers, for lunch. Ok ok I could handle the eggplant. As long as it was seasoned well! Yes! I totally agree! We love to drag the boys to museums for family bonding time. Thanks. What do you do for a living. Like Broadway tunes? I sing them all the time. I like cooking good healthy foo.
__ SILENCE __. Hi, I like to cook healthy. Hi how are you today. I'm good how are you? I'm pretty well have you been cheated on? No I like to go to bars. Every girl has cheat on me except one. That's too bad. I enjoy dating nice women. Do you make fart jokes with your armpits? Not usually I go to work out at the gym. I can do popular songs on my armpits. That is impressive. You should record an original song. I am only good at imitation. Its the best form of flattery. Or flatulence. That is good you should be a comedian. I appreciate that. But puns are the weakest humor.