My friends and I enjoy golfing on sunny days. I am a poet. I'm the head of the gun club. I donate old clothes to the homeless.
No I don't. Do you? I make great chocolate cakes. I could make you one for dessert? Both of those sound great. No, I don't have any pets. In fact I'm living an lie. Aw man, that stinks. Why? Yikes, 2 kids and attending at the er, that is more than a crazy day. Hello, how are you today? Eating healthy is easy for me cause I do not have a car. Well that is adorable! We have a yorkie terrier mix! Do you have any tattoos? I have two complete sleeves. It is a beautiful day! I'm thinking about taking a drive in the country later. Really?? That is so funny, who is your favorite hero? I see. Which sock goes on first? That is always a blessing, was it a long day? Yes, who does not like steak? I love to bake and play sports. I do, too. But most days, I would rather stay in and watch something. Netflix and chill. I am great how are you? What are you up to? You must be happy to be able to bring them now then. Peta doesn't like me lol. I'm a bit of a hunter.
__ SILENCE __. All this rain is killing me. Where is the sun?? What? I love rain, love it, it is great for veggies. Maybe, but not so good for golfing. That does make things a bit tricky. It is good to set a poetic mood I guess. You like poetry? Know any good ones involving animals? I write poetry. Animals are not my focus, though. Animals are my number one priority! I make 50 thousand a year you know working for peta!