I have a large mustache. I'm a retired newspaper reporter. I am a recovering alcoholic. My girl friend lives in the condo next door. I live in a condo.
Never heard of them. Are they good? Oh I can not even ride a bike just like running. Chase your dream! My marketing job is not doing much for me either. Yes we do that is cool. I have so many friends maybe you could be one too. There's a tie between those two things? I'm assuming bad retirement? Oh. Maybe you should get a job to buy one? Way to non sequitur the conversation, friend. You ok? Hello, what is your favorite thing to eat? Hey, hows life going for you? Hey how are you today. Thank you, you are so sweet. Do you exercise? Ll yea I stay up late at work a lot. I just love spending time with my pets too. They are so entertaining. Lol whatnot???? I volunteer at red cross. That does sound nice I breed cats. Understandable. What is your ethnicity? Hi how are you doing today? Why does that matter for your hair? The weather, I hope finally cooled off. Its been hot here. Reporter for the local newspaper.
__ SILENCE __. Hello, alcoholic in recovery here. Hi, I'm a police officer. How is the recovery going? I just stay in my condo mostly. Whatever works for you. I occupy my time hunting with my 2 dogs. I like to keep busy too. I also play video games. What hobbies do you have? Herpes so the girlfriend moved next door. Oh, wow!! Is she still your girlfriend? It is my mustache, it is huge. Interesting, are you seeking medical attention for it? No not since I retired. What did you do for a living before you retired?