I love to recycle. I drive a large, blue van. I have two tattoos. I've curly, red hair. I am a hippie.
Good. do you have kids? My 3 year old always cheers me up. Thank you for your kindness. I love Katy Perry. I like to shower sing to her music. You? Yes, affords me the cool red car I drive. I work for one of the big four. How old are you, I am 25 years old. I bet! I've some cute pups to come home to, I adore them! What about you? Yeah, I also love mountain dew. Do you eat meat? I thought you like home cooked meals. Not raw ones? Can I read you some poetry? That is great. A picture is worth a thousand words you know lol. That's still nice. Are you a checker? Would like that barley geting by almost making 2 bucks an hour. Lindsay here, proud kindergarten teacher. That's bad love animals don't eat them. That is why people think I'm crazy but at least they worry about me. I am not fond of people who didn't go to an ivy league school... My wife and 2 children love that I am a family man. Not on call all day. I know the feeling. I'm a seamstress, it is what keeps me going. I travel too! Meeting people from around the world is awesome. I'm a dancer, what do you do?
__ SILENCE __.