I've found the cure for the common cold. My brother and I have bright red hair. My nickname is bubblegum. I'm plotting on taking over the world.
If you read any magazines, you might see some of my work. I'm in marketing. I love teaching science. I think it is so important for kids to know. Talk faster and sometimes I can't sleep phone rings all the time. Great! I have a lot of friends, no reason why you cannot be one of them. I know I should. Do you play basketball? True, maybe further in the future. Sigh. I am good and not a problem. Koontz is like a samsung and kafka is the iphone, which is to say worse. I may need to look into something like that. The real world is crazy. I wonder how it will end? I hope I love it. I like the steelers! Do you have any pets? I've an iguana. Do you enjoy running? I enjoy sewing items to wear. That sounds fun, I just seem to cook all day. I enjoy it though. If I was famous I'd retire to Hawaii, but I have to wait a bit. Fun! Do you have any piercings or tattoos? I've 10. I like rap. Tubac is my fave. I am in a book club where hopefully I can meet someone special. I love to play sports alot. That is cool. Do you need a photographer? That is very funny, I like you.
__ SILENCE __. Hey man how is it going. I'm good how are you. I am well. What is your name? I am Steve I've big muscles. Everyone calls me bubble gum. Sorry to hear that, why? It is just a nickname. I do not mind. Do you like to run. No not really. It is very boring. You have to do it to be powerful like me. Muscles don't make a man. But they make a plan.