I obsess over working out and being the best. I try to eat healthy or I don t eat at all. I want people to think I m cool. I got a scholarship for playing soccer. It s important for my instagram posts to look like I m having fun.
Hi, how are you doing? Hello I'm well, how about yourself. I'm pretty upset right now. I love baseball and am a die hard tigers fan. Really? Well you be careful I do go camping. I am doing very well, how are you? Do you have any kids? It was until my giant rock painting fell off the wall and killed my snake. I guess they love those brand name clothes I wear. I do not really fish, I am a gamer by nature. My four sisters used to make me eat pudding. I hated it. Hi there I'm doing alright. Do you want to be? You have saved a lot of money by not driving. Ll. I don't have any. How many do you have? Oh no I'm so sorry! Oh animals are my favorite tell me about your pets? You must like big families. I like traveling too much to have kids right now. Hi I love the the color red and I'm searching for work. What do you do for a living? Do you have anything you need to tell me about yourself?
__ SILENCE __. Hi! I just got done working out. I obsess at it and being the best. You? Hi my name is spongebob how are you. Interesting name! I am good since I just got a scholarship for soccer! Spongebob loves soccer so much. Do you also eat healthy like I do? I do not eat otherwise. Spongebob loves to eat carrots. Do you want people to think you are cool? I do. Spongebob loves what people think he is unpredictable. I use instagram. You? It is important my posts look like I am having fun. Spongebob loves instagram I have so many followers. Why are you speaking in the third person? I thought you were spongebob? I am spongebob from the sea.