I like to place blame on other people even when I know it is my fault. I like to smell my own farts. I am from San Fransisco. I'm always the one who buys the beers. My beer gut is so huge I haven't seen my feet in two years.
My father had a heart attack, so he might benefit from going vegetarian. I smoke alot though, 2 packs a day. Yes you have to be careful around water. Hello how are you doing? Cool, I like live music, especially the story so far, my favorite band. I've too much time. What do you do for a living? You should. My family loves it. Do you live close to family? I play the guitar in a club. Bass. So is your husband as excited as you are for your sons wedding? Yes sir he does I love me a good action movie. Well, I really do love a good scary movie, you? A juice bar. It s opening next month in Malibu by the beach! Are you in a relationship? Do you have a favorite sports team? I could help you. I hate fresh produce but I fake it pretty well. I drive fast sports cars for fun. It is a beautiful night, how are you. Hi! hows it going today? I'm an old man and I love to garden. What do you do for fun? A party in the original colonies probably rocks.
Good evening assuming its evening where you are. Yeah, I am in San Fransisco. Out on a beer run right now. Hope you aren't texting and driving,.. No, its all the idiots who do that. So what do you know? Actually, I was wondering whats for dinner tonight. Your dinner, I mean. Just curious. Beer. Perfect for dinner. My gut tells me it is plenty of calories. Your gut would be right about that. Oddly, I never learned to like beer myself. Dude, its the best beverage. So what do you like? As far a liquor goes? Vodka. rum. and.... brown sugar bourbon! Cool. Know any wierd facts? I hear smelling farts prevents cancer. Tell me you are joking! But farts are better than cancer. Yeah dude, and mine are pretty radical. So where you from? New hampshire. Or new hampsha, as we pronounce it.