I like to place blame on other people even when I know it is my fault. I like to smell my own farts. I am from San Fransisco. I'm always the one who buys the beers. My beer gut is so huge I haven't seen my feet in two years.
Omg I dyed mine too, purple and green for a rave concert saturday. Criminology. What can I say I wear blue and bleed it to! Police officer! Sense I was a little kid. Well, the weekend is almost over already. Dang, that was fast. Speaking of cars, have you ever driven a stick shift? Lovely! I'd rather read than watch movies. I wish I had others around me to share my thoughts on the books I read. Well, I'm not much into sports, more of the reading type and a good movie. Nice! Its great that you can cook as well! Ok what is the story man? Hello, good morning. How is your day going. I just got back from my 3 mile walk. I have to walk everyday. Congratulations. Will you have rock music, my fav? You cannot buy them at my store, unfortunately. It is only for groceries. Greetings. What is it like to walk? Well I drive a truck down here, but my passion is singing in the church choir. I'd call you guru cool breeze based on what I have learned about you. Yellow! I like dancing. I like to twirl my dress. Hello. Doing good! Just getting ready for work. Are you an athlete like me? Yeah dude, and mine are pretty radical. So where you from?
Good evening assuming its evening where you are. Yeah, I am in San Fransisco. Out on a beer run right now. Hope you aren't texting and driving,.. No, its all the idiots who do that. So what do you know? Actually, I was wondering whats for dinner tonight. Your dinner, I mean. Just curious. Beer. Perfect for dinner. My gut tells me it is plenty of calories. Your gut would be right about that. Oddly, I never learned to like beer myself. Dude, its the best beverage. So what do you like? As far a liquor goes? Vodka. rum. and.... brown sugar bourbon! Cool. Know any wierd facts? I hear smelling farts prevents cancer. Tell me you are joking! But farts are better than cancer.