As a child, I won a national spelling bee. I've been published in the new yorker magazine. I am a gourmet cook. I've perfect pitch.
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__ SILENCE __. Hi! I work as a gourmet cook. I don't like carrots. I throw them away. Really. But, I can sing pitch perfect. I also cook, and I ride my bike to work. Great! I had won an award for spelling bee. My contacts can see through what you are trying to sell me. Okay but I was published in new yorker once. You better not make any spelling mistakes. I have not. I can cook any word you want me to. What is your ethnicity? I'm white, and my hair is brown.