I can play piano. I work at a bar. I surf everyday. People say I can cook well. I like to listen to country music.
I like to draw and feed my animals. No. I'm not a celebrity. I'm mainly behind the scenes. Hello. How are you? I just put my five kids to bed. You should have a drink with me sometime. A double scotch. I've to wake up in the morning. Was it bad news then? I saw one at my church. I was there finalizing some stuff for the religion I created. Ahhh, you made my night. Hey! I am dealing with an extended layover for a flight and could use a chat. Ohio, we have a lot of wineries here. It totally is fun, do you like magic card games? Nah, I just want to play music. I'm in a band but dad says its not realistic. Hey there! I just got back from my favorite sushi bar. Me too lots of grass to mow. Hello, I'm fine. Just got off work. Dude, you need to get outside, get some sea air. I am too busy with school to focus my food so I eat alot of fast food. I don't like much of anything. Well, I cannot as I have a job at a factory, so there is that. I play the piano at a bar. What do you do?
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