I'm planning a trip to Europe. I'm a woman who wears a size 12. I have never been on a cruise ship. I love to shop on weekends. I go to dance lessons with my boyfriend.
My son shares everything he does. Mcdonald?! How could you buy into that? I don't eat meat, they mistreat their animals. Cool. I was going to go to grad school there. That must be nice. I had to call a storage locker home. My husband had a dog before he passed. He loved heavy metal just like me! Well that isn't good I'm a vegetarian. I would just rather relax all day long. Hi, what do you do for a living? Oh that's gotta be rough I had a cat but turned out to be allergic. Sure. Yes I know. Basically I was not happy working there anymore. Hi. typing to you from above my wrecked beach that I love. That is a lot of work! I played outside a lot, I love that. Mine too! I like it with lots of cheese. Yeah but they have to be short tables. Well, it has been such a pleasure to chat with you. I speak two languages, french and english! Wow you should get on that then. Oh. I have been seeing this guy for a few months. Hmmm. Your paper report on Europe?
__ SILENCE __. You ever been chased by a lion? I like shopping on weekends. You? I'm too educated for that. For what? I know Oliva Pope personally. I've not been on a boat ever? You? I only eat meat that's it. I see. One time I made a unicorn cry. Some women wear 12 size shoes. You? That wasn't nice of you. What was not nice? What meat do you eat? You travelled to Europe? I have. I have as well I loved it. I see. My boyfriend and I take dance lessons. You dance? I love to dance everyday. Good. Women with big feet can be sexy too! You sing? I am employed by the local paper. But do you sing? Do you have to shop at special stores to get shoes? I do. My dog is the best and only freind I've so I sing to her.