I'm an excellent baker. I was born on Christmas day. My landlord is raising my rent. Everyone says my pecan pie is the best they have ever had. I went to law school.
I've r2d2 on my ankle. I guess. I work hard, but try to focus on spending time with my friends. Oh you paint? I am not so good with crafty stuff, but my wife is. Does anyone know it was you. I've thorns painted on all my toes. Chickens an love to eat the egg. Do you live near family? I'm adopted, but I'm close to my adoptive parents. No it is rice with asparagus and chicken on top covered with cheese. Where is home? I hope not California because I started a fire there. Ok so busy with my graphic work and freelance designing and drawing. Hey there, how are you today? That is cool. I play the guitar. Cool. Do you have kids? I like to do the tango in my blue dress, yes! Them across the street I suppose. Well I recently graduated undergraduate out east, so all of my connections are here. Yes I like hair and making up my face beautifully. I have a gig with my band! Jazz trio, I'm the pianist. I can jump so high that in one go I am straight out of the pool. I agree I think I need new friends.
__ SILENCE __. Hi! I'm a great baker. Everybody loves my pecan pie. I bet it is fantastic, but I don't eat any type of bread. Oh that's too bad. It is really delicious. I bet it is great at the holidays, winter is my favorite time of year. I love winter too. My birthday is December 25 right in the middle of winter. I love Christmas, my friend gave me a car for Christmas one year. Wow I wish my friends would do that for me. It was a special car because I am physically handicapped and cannot walk. It sounds like the really care about you. Yes, I've amazing friends. You are really so lucky. My friends would not even help me back in law school. Oh that's awful. Mine brought me vitamin c today, because I feel a cold coming on.