I have been published in the new yorker magazine. I've a severe phobia of wide open spaces. As a child, I won a national spelling bee. I'm a gourmet cook. I've perfect pitch.
What time do you work? I usually work from 9 to 5. I know it is painful, but try to remain positive. No I grew up there. Anyway, I teach history my favorite subject. Help mom read, help mom write, help mom be quiet, they are so silly. Hello, how are you today? Hey how are you tonight. Me too! What is your fave? Hello. Hows your day going? Hi. pretty good, I just came in from surfing. How sad! What are your hobbies? I like teaching kids cheerleading. Yeah, I've been saving for a new once since I dropped out of college. Hello there! How are you doing today? Its a shame they cannot get to know you for who you are. I mean I cannot even reach the cookies in my kitchen! Haha. Oh well, you cannot win them all I suppose. Oh wow how do you like that so far? Hello how are you? What is your favorite food? We can change the world! Even my factory job can change things! Cool. Any special talents?
__ SILENCE __. Hey, how are you doing? I'm great, what do you do for a living? I cook, actually. Gourmet! What about you? My jobs is kind of odd. I work with skittles. That sounds fun to me. What do you do in your free time? I like Anime cartoons and sports. Mainly baseball.