I am always the one who buys the beers. My beer gut is so huge I haven t seen my feet in two years. I like to smell my own farts. I am from San Fransico.
I am a clerk at the grocery. I enjoy yoga but would rather play tennis. Yes I hate my life. Did a small performance in a school band. My kids both love Metallica, they're 14 16. No probably not. He might be afraid of heights like me. I'll bet. I work late at my baseball games. Diablo 3, always, its why I have to wear glasses. Nope I am not. Where are you working now? I do love that historical rap. I bet your mum would love to see how we get to talk to each other. Cool! What do you do for a living? This is random but occasionally I scratch my nose for fun. I watch star wars when I work in my flower shop. What would you like to do? Carnival cruises have it all... Just now my mom and dad relocated to Florida. Maybe I will, not sure if you can become a pilot after lasik, I will check. Oh nice! My mom went to beauty school too. Hey there I am listening to my friend hey. Yea fine I will come sing really loud.
__ SILENCE __. Are you going out tonight? Hi. what is with kids these days? I'm fun but they do not agree. It always a nice time old or not. My sixth graders are really getting out of hand lately. Well I can't party with kids but nice job it seems. I coach too but the girls throw their volley balls at me some times. On purpose! Are whoopee cushions still fun? No. It reminds me of all the pranks they pull on me. Do you like kids? Yes but throw the ball at them? I am too nice. What other teacher holds karaoke Friday parties? I am too fat to move I am slimming down now. Good for you. Try some apples, I am allergic but eat the ones they give me.