I work as a stand up comedian. My favorite drink is Cuba libre. I did a few small roles in tv series. I had a gig at local theater last night.
I'm a strange one I March to the beat of my own drum. I'm great how are you. I can come over and feed you. As long as you can smile after the fall, that's what is important now. Any special talents or hobbies? That is good since I am 70. I love it. I cannot wait to go back. What do you do to support your pizza habit? Oh that sounds great. I'm also great at science. I am so fabulous. From mother Russia. I enjoy dining out as well. What is your favorite food? I would love to be a baseball announcer one day. My brothers love being outdoors, all thre of them. Interesting. I like to play the piano and guitar. Hobbies? I am good do you work. An old ford. You know car mechanics very well? I do but it is hard to dance to it because I'm always wearing flip flops. I'm a radio dj. I have an assistant and everything labelled in braille. It works! The school I teach at is rather large. Must be nice to have that problem. I still have to work.
__ SILENCE __. Good afternoon! How are you? I'm ever so bored of these simpletons. You? I'm a Stan up comic, simpletons are how I make a living. I have everything money can buy... what do I do with all this money.