I'm from San Fransisco. I like to place blame on other people even when I know it is my fault. My beer gut is so huge I've not seen my feet in two years. I am always the one who buys the beers. I like to smell my own farts.
Oh, how did that happen? I'm a physical therapist. You are absolutely right. Speaking of music, what is your favorite genre? Weird. Why do you think he doesn't look like you? I am well, just sitting at Starbucks having my morning coffee. How are you? I love to cook! I'd spend all day in the kitchen if I could. I work as a stand up comedian. That's really amazing. Where are you from? I am an english teacher. You'd think five wives would have taught me something about self control. I'd love to. Not much time though, I'm an accountant. I teach drums and I play them really well. I love fries and cheeseburgers. I wish we had an in n out here. I am going to be going to med school at Michigan U. Yeah do you eat meat. I hate the feeling of it on my hands. I really really like hot dogs. So where are you located at. I'm fine, just walked along the beach. My do is a golden retriever, I own him, he owns me. Look what are you doing, I am just making an order this is not right.
__ SILENCE __. Hey hey hey, wheres the beers, baby.... I love to play with my children because I've several. I do not care baby lets have some brews for the gang.... Sorry, do not drink beer, not a baby but a woman.