I work as a stand up comedian. I come from a small town. I did a few small roles in tv series. I had a gig at local theater last night. My favorite drink is Cuba libre.
Hey that happens, you can get it together. What is your name? I play baseball. I'm pretty darn good at it. Oh, I see. What are your hobbies? I use it mostly to commute to my job as an attorney. Nice! I used to live there but moved to Maine for work; don't miss that heat, haha. Hello, I am enjoy some crisp country air. What about you? You are free to come over any time. I do. A cat named majora. You? Oh nice! My friend james is a huge gamer also. That's fun. Do you have a favorite tv show? French its a wonderful language. I love music. The best band around is rancid. Love it. All the lights people just leave out for me to steal. I like going to the gym. Lunched with the witchy sister in law, then had my hair done. Bummer. I have 2 dogs, 1 cat, 3 birds. They're very entertaining! I enjoy reading fiction books. Yeah I am only 18 so I still living with the parents... lame. Yes! I do all the time! I hope I get some one day. Maybe a drunk chicken. I had a freckle once.
__ SILENCE __. Who else likes rum and cokes? Am I right? Oh yeah I served in the army and we always drank those. You go into the restroom russian, come out american. What are you while you in? Oh I am american but I never came out. I work building things. European! You might have heard that one at the bar last night. You build? I build closets mostly what about you? You might recognize me from the show days of our lives never built anything but a joke. I read so I don't know about that. And I have prius in my driveway. You? Ha! a prius because you are old or lonely? You should read my knock knock jokes book. Oh enough with the jokes. I'm into romance books. Lol, that is neat. What you do in the army? I'm too funny for army. Mostly I admired my freckles. Do you have a fav food?