I ride a motorcycle, but its not a harley. I eat a lot of carbs even though my doctor tells me not to. I spend every waking hour I can at the archery center. My favorite singer is Jess Greenberg. Just this past week I got a job cleaning gutters.
Yes, but I love to read used books mainly. What do you do for a living? Hey you and goofy kitty! I'm great thanks, yourself? I sure do love that chocolate cake though. Extra frosting. You crazy. Hey what are you doing today? Not anymore. I used to have one when charlie was around. Good. Internet is the best way to find stuff. I am bank teller you? I work from my home. I edit books. I don't have kids. I did travel around the United States playing guitar. My best friend left me to move to Japan, I need a companion dog. Nice! I have never seen one of those. I can see you are athletic. I volunteer at the red cross on weekends. Hey, nice to meet you! Pretty good, thanks for asking. I am a single mom of two sons. I really respect what you do. I will be fine, my dad is getting good stories, he works for the new York times. Hello how are you tonight? I got you, I was published in the new yorker magazine. Hello. I'm josh. Whats your name?
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