I love dogs. My dad was a carsalesman. I am a happy person. I like to fish. I love to cook.
I love music and pizza is my favorite food. Guess where I work? Do not be so negative! I just started working online, you can get enough to move out! Hey how are you today? What do you do? Fine. I just finished baking a batch of rose scented cookies. I am retired. Yep like I always say if you believe it you can achieve it. That's great! I recently turned 77, so I say to hell with it! They played at the local theater I gig before, even though I'm from a small town. Maybe it is all the fries getting into your head. Hi have you seen the clouds today? I love watching them. Do they make you wear make up? Yes, me too.... where do you work? I was held captive for a decade. What is your ailment? I am not super in to music. I enjoy collecting guns though. That sounds exciting. You excited to be a grandparent? Sure if you sing a song. Deal? I want to work for dreamworks so bad. Dance? I love candy and am fat. I am a fruity man. Do you have a favorite team? No but I like my dog pepperoni.
__ SILENCE __. Hello, good evening how are you. Not doing so great today. I was in a zip line accident and lost my arm. Oh that's too bad, I need both my arms to cook my dinner I really love cooking. I need my arms for farming, how am I going to hoe without two arms. That is wonderfully awful, my dad sells used cars, and I need two arms to fish. At least I can do my hobby, hiking, I only need two legs for that. I am a pretty pleasant person to be around, my dogs think so. Should have listened to my parent and used my college degree for an office job. I should have explored my ambition for cooking. I have a parrot named Todd, he is a real talker. Do you like sports?