My parents used to work in politics, until they discovered the goodness within themselves. My girlfriend tells me she is going to leave me almost every day. I am a really, really good guitar player. I don't like wearing pants when I don't have to. I enjoy John Gresham movies, but not his books.
How are you this evening. Hello, how are you today? Wow I'd have trouble keeping eye contact with people in that job. Good to have high grades when my grades are low I go nuts to fix them. I do not. I'm a recovering alcoholic so I like junk. Do you play any sports? Oh I'm watching city shades darker. Oh did your mom teach yoga as well? Standing on the street as sculpture. I like to be noticed. I am getting a sheltie but I really hate all these questions. Hello. How are you this evening? Hi how are you today. I'm doing well. Just ate a burrito. Sometimes. When work permits and the weather is nice. Not really how about you. That is okay for generations farms were inherited. Oh, you just told me that... lol! I'm an accountant. Fine thanks! Now I'm off work I baked 13 pies today! I like to bake especially brownies. What game are you in. Oh, she says this daily. Does yours?
__ SILENCE __. Hello. my parents are politicians. I am a rock God. Hello, that's great. How is your parents? They are okay. My girlfriend is leaving me. Again. You mean, she left you again?!!