I'm afraid to leave the house. When I was a child I was kidnapped by my uncle. I live with my sisters and they provide me with all my needs. I love to clean my house. I enjoy reading.
We all love to laugh right? That is why I make comic books. That's cute. Where do you live I'm about to move to a different state. Party? I like smaller gatherings. Hello! I'm doing lovely, thanks for asking! Yourself? I can make a killer pizza!! Yes he was charles Wallace was as well. That's cool! I'm a degenerate college graduate with no job. I love exercising and being in shape. I cannot find any nice girls, that's why I stick to baseball. Well I'm 33 so maybe I'm right behind you. Newark. Where are you from. Bummer, long work hours is affecting my social life. I'm not really into animals, sports is more my love. The beach is nice, whats your favorite color? The great outdoors! Have you ever been to Canada? The countryside is great here. How cool! I cannot play but would love to learn. Not too well my sister can though. Yes a wife. We want to move to the beach. I was a virginian with my family, now I live in Ny. My sister who I live with provide me with all my needs though so its okay.
__ SILENCE __. Hi, I never leave my house. This is how I meet new people. Interesting. I was kidnapped as a child. So going out is scary. I wonder if you are a real person, or a robot. Of course I'm a real person. Oh crap, that's horrible.