I am a writer. I've a dog. I like rock climbing. My hair is black.
I guess being a dog would be good. Yes I'm but I rather be his roadie. European! You might have heard that one at the bar last night. You build? Do you have any hobbies? I like to make convincing bird calls. Sure, can I bring my dog? I'm 35 years old. That's my favorite? Are you tall? I've never play that one. Do you like pie? I eat pie for lunch in my garden. I love making them. Just an office job but it pays the bills. Oh no! what has she done? No pets, I'm allergic to dog and cat hair and not a fan of amphibians. Are you a clown by night? I will adopt you. You will take my fortune when I die. Hey how is it going? No because it would bring shame to my family. Well your personality is poor. I'm studying to be a teacher. Special education. I love twinkies! Sure what do you have for me? Hello, how are you tonight? I'd use a different adjective but okay. Thank you!
Hi. I am a sheep in wolfs clothing. Are people intimidated by you? No no never never neve. Oh. well what is wrong then? I do not like Apple skin. That's because it is typically covered with pesticides and preservatives. Yes! And meat is so gross. I feel like writing a story about you, would you mind? Go ahead, I'm really lovely.