I larp on the weekends in the forest. I could move out, but she doesn t want me to. I miss my dad. There I m a general of an orcish army. In reality I m 32 and live at home with my mother.
I m from the eastern part of the Usa. We have that in common I'm getting ready for weekly call with my parents we talk alot. Hello. How are you today? Oh okay. You watch tv shows? I like sitcoms. I love it. I think of all the locations where I will be shooting movies. I'm a big car enthusiast. I really would love to own a porsche. Someday. Hmmm, that is interesting. Do you draw bears? I love bears. Omg I split up a year ago... no idea why he would leave me, you know. You work at peta? Great! I teach elementary school. All around California. I am a hippie by nature. Hola. Italian food is more my favorite. How are you? No, I m in Oregon. And I tutor high school kids wanting to get into ivy league schools. My wife and I like horseback riding and scuba diving. Right? I am addicted to shopping and at the mall the lines suck!! Hi there. How are you? As a chef I loved to eat too. My main health problem is I suffer from baldness. I would like to visit mars. I'm afraid of heights. What are your hobbies? Oh wow! That must be awesome. Where are yall from? Haha! I did go to a Garth brooks concert once during summer. When you eat chicken you are eating a dead bird right?
__ SILENCE __. You larp? So do i! lets do this! Heck yeah. Where is my foam sword? Ready? Vera died. I asked her to stop singing. You sing? I sing opera, and boil pasta. My dog is my only friend. What can we do? Vera died. My dad is missing. I want to dance. You? I saw your dad yesterday. He's ok. I'm graduating tomorrow. My mothe wants me to live with her. I am 32. would you? What does your mom look like? I only live on the beach. Though. The forest have eyes. I am military. You? Vera died. The forest has ears and brains too. I am a chef, italiano. You ever been chase by wild rabid dogs? I sing. you? I love my little dog. He walks on the shore with me. Are you ok?