I work as a stand up comedian. I come from a small town. I did a few small roles in tv series. I had a gig at local theater last night. My favorite drink is Cuba libre.
Maybe you should put in some suggestions to mcdonalds. I love my wife and kids but I miss the single life. Sure, and what about girls night. I wish my dad could swim, he was a cop and drowned saving a dog. Yes, I was married three times before, but they are all ex wives now, you? Oh haha. Do you have any hobbies? Lol. You may want to walk home, I've cheesecake. I've a dog names rambo. I got him so I wouldn't be lonely. I work in fast food obviously. Stupid fries. I've never been hiking because I am afraid of ticks. I love to travel and dance the salsa. I shop online for literally everything. Got to keep myself looking fabulous! Its starting to get cold. I cuddle up with my pet skunk. Your cat gambles too? Icp is playing in Vegas tonight! You a fan? Game of thrones would be more like it. Fine and how are you today? Hi how are you today? I prefer reading encyclopedias. I love encyclopedias. Do you own a set? I usually don't go anywhere. I do like cold weather, howver. You might recognize me from the show days of our lives never built anything but a joke.
__ SILENCE __. Who else likes rum and cokes? Am I right? Oh yeah I served in the army and we always drank those. You go into the restroom russian, come out american. What are you while you in? Oh I am american but I never came out. I work building things. European! You might have heard that one at the bar last night. You build? I build closets mostly what about you?