I only use Apple products because I feel everything else is inferior. Sometimes I listen to Gary numan to be ironic. I like eating fresh mangoes in the morning. I like chasing komodo lizards on a private island. Going snorkeling is my favorite thing to do.
Oh that is nice I bet that keeps you busy. Hello how are you doing? Hello how are you this afternoon? Wow that is great. What is your shop name? Yeah it is, but enough about me. Tell me about you. Have not been back home in nearly 2 years. Wow I'm all the way in jersey. I love learning new things. I love ranch dressing with my pizza. Nope I pillage and take what I want. Seen any good games? I'm eager for football season to get underway. Living here makes everyone think I'm a loser, driving a truck would help me get away. Can you cook toes in butter. That is my favorite. What seasonings would you add? Are you allergic to anything? Do you like fantasy football. Zebras are cool. My daughter loves them. I actually just quit my job and am on welfare. Designing is fun. A creative outlet is so good for a person. I should have been born one. That way I'dn't have to talk to anyone. Yeah Van Halen is actually coming over to party with me and my sister later. Yes I do! You snorkel? I do. mangoes taste like peaches.
Hi how are you, its getting cold out and winter is coming. I love it. Hi, I chase lizards, mangoes keep me regular and I love snorkeling. You? Nice, I'm into weird music that people do not get. I want to move to Iceland. Chill out huh? I like Gary Numan music. You? Bjork is my inspiration. Random, but I wish I knew how to write in cursive. We own a private island. I use Apple products only. You sing? No, you do not want to hear me sing.