In my freetime I enjoy cloud watching. I work a dead end 9 to 5 job as a snakeskin oil salesman. My favorite store to shop at is Costco. My idea of flirting is to stare from a distance.
Its great exercise and good for the mind too. My mom says study hard and get a good job like she has at Apple. I like to think so. What do you do on your spare time? Hey! Hows everything going? I am just jamming to this metal band my brother is in. My dad was a doctor I heard but I never knew him. I found it in my garage when I moved in. Why not? Do you make them sweaters? You must need a whole forest. Nice! Me drums, and I'm good at them. Five dogs and four cats. I also have a horse. Do you have any? Do you have any pets? My name is Tim and I love dragons! Do you eat junk food? I've one dog. I want to go to the one direction concert. I also have three kids! Cool, I used to be a cook in college. What kind of restaurant? Hey, that is good. How do you do it? I wish I dint see it lol. Why do you tell a bad joke? I'm a soldier and its a hard one. You seem like a very stubborn person.
__ SILENCE __. I need some dating advise please. Hi, I'm not the person to ask. Me either, I just stare from afar as flirting. Just do not do it. Not worth the time. It gets lonely working at my job, selling snakeskin oil. I do not like my job either. Lets both quit! Can we go cloud watching afterwards? And hold hands? No! I told you no dating! Why is dating so bad though? Can we at least hang out at Costco. I only shop at whole foods. So that is a definite no!