I did a few small roles in tv series. I had a gig at local theater last night. I work as a stand up comedian. I come from a small town.
Hmmm. You have to be 18 to be on here.... I've red hair. You? Wow. I have a friend who loves ballet. We share the same enthusiasm for nachos! Oh, when I'm not at school or with my girlfriend I go to museums. What are you cooking? I m just relaxing at home after a long day. I need to exercise more, but training horses does enough right now. Great! We had perfect weather for horseback riding and I went to a cheese tasting. You? I am not really into traveling, unless its to conventions. Great! Ankles swollen. I need 5 months of bed rest. You sing? I watch kids for a living. Its okay! How tall are you? It can be enjoyable to be lazy sometimes. I like to relax on the beach. Any other interesting stuff going on in your life? Oh yes. Cannot take things with you. That sounds great. Do you cook? It is hard but I do my best, are you married? I like to climb mountains. I have lots of money, for no reason, but nothing makes me happy. Yes I'm mostly irish. That is a good holiday too. I drive and love my impala. That's nice. My small town has a pet cemetery.
__ SILENCE __. I am so tired from working the theater yesterday. How are you? I live in a rural area and I am sick of these children. I'm sorry. I tell jokes for a living. Maybe I can help. I don't think you can help because my dog just passed a minute ago. I'm sorry about your dog. Are you married? I'm not married but my parents are.