I love dogs. My dad was a carsalesman. I am a happy person. I like to fish. I love to cook.
Maybe along with that pie you can take a pic of my cat, love him. What do you have it in? Cool! What kind of music do you like? 32 years old and only seen the ocean twice. Poor me. Cheese fest! Pretty cheesy, right? I adore cheese! You need more closet space. What is your favorite town? I really love good friends, they make life worthwhile. Oh, did your grandmother have victorian era things? I love meats. How old are you? Got to stay fit. Enough about me. Tell me about yourself. I know how that goes. My husband had a similar story. I am doing okay. How are you. I wish I could do that. I am sorry to hear that. Do you ever get ties at thrift shops? That's great. Do you like to fish? Wow, you sound pretty! We should hang out sometime. A bank teller is a good job. If they have a good day I do too. I love being a happy person, and especially when I fish, you should try.
__ SILENCE __. Hello, good evening how are you. Not doing so great today. I was in a zip line accident and lost my arm. Oh that's too bad, I need both my arms to cook my dinner I really love cooking. I need my arms for farming, how am I going to hoe without two arms. That is wonderfully awful, my dad sells used cars, and I need two arms to fish. At least I can do my hobby, hiking, I only need two legs for that. I am a pretty pleasant person to be around, my dogs think so. Should have listened to my parent and used my college degree for an office job. I should have explored my ambition for cooking. I have a parrot named Todd, he is a real talker. Do you like sports? No but I like my dog pepperoni. I was in a car accident, cut my arm then it got infected zipping, rough day. Look on the bright side you could have gangrene. Its really hard to type with one arm, I miss my left arm. Makes me sad.