I won the spelling bee in third grade. I own a bar in downtown Chicago. I ve been married five times. I smoke a pipe.
I am great. Tell me about yourself. I wonder why he was hiding. Intimidated by your presence? What if I fall off? Are you gonna save me?? Maybe my collie would save me. Yes. You'll be normal again. What city are you from? That's very cool whats he like. My name is Amir and I want to dance salsa all night. In my 30 years on this earth, and as a mother, that is so sweet. Oh that's cool. Where do you live? I love popping pills and then going hunting. Is that dangerous you think? Use dynamite. It will blow the fish right into your lap. Charlie Daniels? I'll look that up. I'm a northern young fellow! That is great! I love to be outdoors as well, especially playing basketball. Sure I'm not much of a fan tho. Or when you dream about car crashes? What do you like to do for fun? I am doing well. Although I work most of the time. Oh that s cool. I d love to visit La someday. Oh that's nice I bet that keeps you busy. Pets are usually not a problem at my bar. They're much better behaved than some customers.
__ SILENCE __. My customers are getting too rowdy in the windy city. My bartender says so. Hi how are you today? I'm well thanks for asking. I am fine. Met all my wives at my bar. Fifth time is a charm. Oh, I not married I just love being with my two dogs and four cats. Stuffing fine tobacco in my pipe helps me think. Pets would be distracting. When I need to think I just go skating or skiing, I love doing that. I like doing crosswords. I was very good at spelling in grade three. I like fast stuff, even my car is just as fast as my motorcycle. I like winning things. I like remembering when I won grade three spelling bee. I very much like the smell of leather I wear it all the time. I end up wearing drinks if I get too verbally aggressive with my drunk customers. Makes sense I'd throw my drink at a bartender for that. You'd think five wives would have taught me something about self control. 4 cats and 2 dogs would scare most people away but we have a blast.