I own 10 cats. My favorite jello is the blue one. I don't eat asparagus. I've long red hair. I work at home on my computer.
I'm. Who wouldn't be? I'm the whole package. Just need to meet another whole package. I'll just role play that I went hiking lol. I like music, play the violin, and like to watch my koi pond. You? No! I had cats when I was younger. They broke my glasses, ha! Ew, gross get to a doctor sicko and forget about the drive. I also cook and read ha. I got a Ford truck from my 3rd wife. I love ice cream. Too bad its getting too cold out to eat much ice crem. Oh no! I've to hide mine from my students. I love chocolate! Lol. I've brown eyes.. politics can really take the goodness out of you while you are involved. Have you read Middlesex? I love forensic files and jeopardy. Oh that is nice! I'm a waitress. So what do you look like? My girlfriend broke up with me says she is leaving me so not good. Lol sounds froggy! Sometimes I get too worked up. My remote programming job has me here for the month. Yeah, I've not had much success with writing, not sure why. Nice deal, my wife are plan to travel and spend our money, kids get nothing. Only on the weekends. So you are married. I'm still looking for Mr. Right. I just hang out with my 10 cats eating blue jello.
Guess what? I made the news! I started the giant forest fire in California! Yikes. That seems destructive. I hope it was an accident. Nah we have too many trees on this planet. Does anyone know it was you. So far I've only told you. That's a huge secret. Why did you do it? Oh I did announce it in on the radio in my character voice. What is your character voice? I play smokey the bear. That's hilarious. Smokey the bear set the fire in California? Sure the trees disrespect my double edged knife so I showed them who is boss. Wow. That is way more interesting than my life. So what is going on your life lately?