I'm bloated. I'm funny. I like sprite soda. I can draw. I have sausage fingers.
I hear that... but I can only take so much sun, love the night. I've always wanted to raise pot bellied pigs. I wanted one since I was a child. Yes I go get my nails done at the salon. Yes but surf and sand, that is what I like. So that must be why we both love fishing! Duuuude. I'm studying business. I hope that I can like have a beach business. No that's a betting factor that's used. I teach people how to race horses. Gotcha. do you have kids? No I cannot. I live in new York, legally I can only own one pet. Indeed it is, maybe I should have said go betterness. Literally! I dance with my cane to the music. I'm sick of pizza. I'm sick of food. I want to try new things. Ok, so what else do you like? I do, I love the internet. I read e books. Do you go to school? Pretty good, I need that to keep my mind off the break up of my girlfriend. I also volunteer at a humane center when I can. Good afternoon, how is it going? Well, I like to eat pig. Bacon is my favorite. I love to watch action movies.
__ SILENCE __. Hi how are you today? Been working all day. Am a mortician. How about you? Good. That's very interesting. Do you enjoy your work? Honestly I do its like helping ppl one last time. Any hobbies? I really like to draw. I have a huge stamp collection. Would love to learn to fly though. I could never pilot a plane with my sausage fingers. Do you have a favorite movie? I could watch dirty Harry everyday.