I got a girlfriend last month. My friends and I go hiking all the time. My favorite breakfast is pancakes. I'm a hardcore biker.
Great! How bout you? I'm Jane by the way. And you? I take it you do not go out too much? We should do dinner some time. Pomeranian that follows me everywhere. I run research at a french fry company. I do. Are you an outdoor type or a couch louse? Well I would definitely show up. I am a little ocd and like things to be perfect. I read a lot when I am not working, bet it is quite and peaceful. I work at a movie theater heh. Alrighty, I will do that shortly. Getting ready to go for a run. Cool. I was watching a show. Do you love lasagna? I do. Mine are across the country blah. That is what I am saying, I've got this big van I could use to sell encyclopedias. Oh, yeah it happens a lot I guess. Ahh taxes. I think you'd get more hate for that than being a lesbian... I watch tv all the time. I am moving to Tennessee in spring. Are you Batman? Just wondering. I'm well, how about you? Oh boy! That's crazy. I'll fix us some pancakes.
__ SILENCE __. Hey! Guess what happened to me last month? I don't know. Was it something scary? No, exciting. I got my first girlfriend! Congratulations. I woo the ladies in different languages, I know six. Wow. you should of helped me! I hang with my friends a lot too. A lot of my friends are impressed that I was on sesame street. Who did you play? Do you like to hike? I love it. I was a test child, the first one. That's pretty cool. We should have breakfast together sometime. Not in California though. I started a forest fire there once so I stay away.