I'm a baseball player. I play for the Baltimore orioles. I went to Miami university. I am married and have three kids. I make a million dollars a year.
Yes. lol. where are you from? I was born in Georgia. I just love Penn and teller. How do you do that then. I'm just average size. Oh that must be stunning! Mine is navy blue to honor my dad. Maybe, but not so good for golfing. Yes I have on tv once. Does it provide a financially secure life? Do you work out? I'm at the gym four days a week. Me too I love Halo 3. I love that band too!! No, they're about average. That sounds both scary and fun. Cool, I bet that is no fun in the winter. I'm single and ready to mingle, how about you? I'm a grocery store cashier so I know all about being broke. House my leave not can I no. Nice want to know something funny? Me too. I've a job while I waiting to start college. Yeah a few, you have a favorite one?
__ SILENCE __. Hey. What do you do for a living? Nothing really. I am a hippie. Smoke weed all day. Ah, well you ever hear of the Baltimore orioles? Baseball? Well I'm on the team. Awesome, but I'm not into sports much. Well you should be. I pull in 7 figures every year for my hot wife and kids. I am a freeloader. Dad pays my bills. You should have gone to Miami university like me and my 3 kids did. Since your famous, do you know any rappers?