I can make fart noises with my arm pits, even some musical melody s. There s only been one set of twins in my family. I ve been cheated on by every ex girlfriend except for one. My biggest fear in life is heights.
Hockey! do you have a favorite tv show? I followed in my parents footsteps and live in the woods and hunt for food. I'm sorry. I have two older brothers. I do finances for a brewery. Oh, cool. I'm an accountant. That is great to have lifetime plans on what you want to be. Nice! I guess your pretty good. I never really got to play on a team. Well hello, how are you on this fine day? Why do you spend so much time on the computer? This weekend, on Sunday. You have time. Yeah you get to see the world. Do you collect anything? Good for you! Do you drive a rig? I love all the j places. Japan, Jakarta, but Jamaica is my favorite destination. Is that a hard thing to do? Tv is a good distraction too, do you have siblings you are close with? What color are your eyes? Mine are blue. Hey I'd like to kayak, do you like it? True, me too, I can not have lactose. He secretly rules the world! Maybe make some pudding. You? It sounds like you live in a studio apartment. I am a musician.
__ SILENCE __. Hello. How are you this evening? I am alright. Just winding down after a hectic night. You? Hectic? What were you doing? Do you like to party? My mother just arrived from Saudi Arabia to live with my family. Daughters are upset. Wow. Saudi Arabia. Was she living in Dubai? Outside of Dubai. My daughters say I am a good mom but hate sharing a room. Neat. I want to visit one day. Are you a good mother? It is a beautiful city. And, I try to be... just cannot afford a bigger house atm.