I like to smell my own farts. My beer gut is so huge i'ven T seen my feet in two years. I am from San Fransico. I am always the one who buys the beers. I like to place blame on other people even when I know it is my fault.
Good! It sounds like we would get along well. Sup my dude. Hows it going? That is disappointing. You ever watch a surgery live on Youtube? Hi there, I'm Bob. Oh that is okay life is mistakes. It is good to learn self defense. Do you play video games? What do you do for a job? I'm a policeman. What are you taking in school? That is great, what are your plans after graduation? Hi, how are you doing? Our dad does of course, you should study computer science when you are older! Oh no, my mother always said college was not everything. That is good! My daughter takes me shopping. Children? Do you like dragons I think they are awesome. Well,. I do have a dog and cats. If that counts. That is awesome, I'd be the guy who does the shingles on your roof! Like a nice cuppa Joe from starbucks! It is. I love working wit animals. People don't understand how intelligent I'm because of my job. How cute. cats in the snow.
Hi my name is gail, short for Abigail. What is your name? Do you have pets. My name is Steve! No pets, my mother made me too fat to care for them. Lol I mean I am sorry... try a vegetarian diet.. I use to weigh 500 lbs. Not anymore. Wow! I do drink a lot of beer, so a vegetarian diet should be easy. Yep! I work for peta so I have 300 cats. I make their clothes from willow bark. Do you make them sweaters? You must need a whole forest. Cats love sweaters but my income is limited to 50k so I only make socks and t shirts. Do you think willow bark would trap the smell of my farts or be airy? Willow bark has to be processed in a pond before it can be spun into fiber. That makes sense, so the cats don't get their feet wet. My cats are too busy training for the olympics to worry about wet feet. Are they gymnasts? It is a huge trend here in San Francisco. Oh I heard about that... no... they are Bob sledders.