My mother is from Russia. She died when I was 18. I opened up a restaurant three years later. She taught me to cook. I have a dog.
Oh that is good. What do you do for fun? Teaching must be more exciting than the pharmaceutical industry though. Ahh I help my brother mend victorian furniture. No way! too small! I like bigger dogs. A golden retriever. What are you up to today? Nice, do you own any pets? My grandchildren fill that spot. Yes but it is fun to do. Yes! Those are cool too. Lots of colors really catch my eye. I'm sure my dog would love a visitor. I am a big foodie, I love to bake. How about you? Hey doing great, just got done with a bike ride. How are you. Lol not anymore, like to travel? I've really been wanting to feel pretty again. Sounds like I met the right person! I am doing okay what do you like to do for fun. Hi! I'm kida pissed at my coworker. How are you? I'm not sure. I do have to buy a plane ticket. What do you do for work? A cat bit off my pinky toe, but I still love them. I have never kissed a lady. Ever. Ouch! I'm sad its the anniversary of my mothers death.
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