I am bored with my current lifestyle. I sit on my computer for several hours a day. I enjoy learning about other cultures. I wish I could speak another language. I watch foreign movies and tv shows.
Have you tried using the weather to your advantage? Find love at the end of a rainbow. I work out sometimes. Oh that sounds fun! What are you studying? I am a scientist. I love dogs. They make great companions! I've a great job making well over 200k a year, programming computers. Are you watching Sunday night football tonight? I love real guns. I hunt in my truck and tend to drink a lot. Good day spent outdoors, how was your day? I hope you don't eat your pets. There's a good vegan section in the cafeteria. Nice the only cardio I get is my nerdy sci fi space games though. Yeah, that might not be a good idea, helping around the house is good. I still work in the lab all day. It is important though. Hello, how are you doing. Do you have any hobbies? That is a wonderful idea. If you sent me a picture I would draw it. Can you stenotype as fast as you can talk? Where do they take it? That is awesome. My dogs and I listen to the all american rejects every night before bed. Good morning! Its a beautiful day for taking pictures! Nothing really I make loads on being an international catfish.
__ SILENCE __. I've a confession... I my name is mark and I catfish people. What do you do for a living?