I'm an old man. I drive a jag. I don't have a lot of family members that I like. I am an angry person.
Oh that must be a sign! Haha do you like to cook? I love fresh fruit since I try to eat healthy. Yes, I teach guitar, violin, etc. I play several instruments actually. I love fish but the little opportunists steal it right off my plate. That's a cool talent! I have a cooking trophy. I am a librarian, in Pittsburgh. The river makes for great kayaking. I live near the beach in Nc. I heard that the yellow tomato is low in acid. Is this true? No, on a boat in the ocean. Do you know what else is nice to draw with? Pray for me I am in a wheelchair. Oh ok, I guess if I did that my mom would yell at me. Did they have pizza? I could go for more after this one. That is awesome. The only other cool thing about me are my brown eyes! Good, baking a wedding cake for a friends wedding tomorrow. I love him. He's the best. Wow happy anniversary to you and him. Small call boxer. Brown pretty. Do you got dog? I am pretty good. Just finished washing my ford. You? Ahh that is a pathetic car dude you need a jag.
__ SILENCE __. Hey stranger I am old man garter and I am so angry and my family are losers. Sound so pathetic. Anyway I am interested in cars. What make do you drive? I drive a beautiful jag. Really. Is it a red color? I love everything red. Its my best color. Yeah its red I love red too? Nice one. For me I just have Prius.