I'm a vegetarian. I wish that I lived in the city. I have allergies. I dislike animals. I live on a pig farm.
What shoes you into my pal. I am good. Finally get to meet my kids this weekend. I like to go out on the town but I am not that social. Neato I'll be going to a more liberal school soon. The ghetto, is that cool? I like alcohol in my coffee. I am a retired bookkeeper. I volunteer now as a docent at a local history museum. Read any good books? I am really digging Middlesex as of late. Oh no! why is that? That's great! Where do you live? I live in a very rural area of Wisconsin. That's wonderful! Do you feel hungry after? I do. Wow do you ever go to the city? What is your professional job. It was beautiful I want to go back. I grew up there! Maybe I saw you play? Well he tried to bite my neck and he was awfully pale. I am a cashier. I'd like to grow big plants like my mom as a professional gardener. To catch them durn ducks! What other hobbies do you have? Haha and whats the reason for that?
Want a beer? My treat! Haha sure. I'm at my house. Its a pig farm. I can bring some over for them, too. I just got back from visiting the old hometown. Oh yea? Where are you from? Good old San Fran! But it is good to be back; time to rest these feet. I hear that. One day I wanna be able to live in the city. That would be nice. Wi fi'dn't go down as often. I blame Obama. Haha yea thanks Obama. Its ironic because I hate animals lol. Yeah, pig farming must be miserable! Haha it sucks because of my allergies. Yuck. What are you allergic too? Pigs.. horses, sheep, chicken... people. Ha. fair enough. There's a reason I have not seen my feet in 2 years!