I've perfect pitch. I've been published in the new yorker magazine. I'm a gourmet cook. As a child, I won a national spelling bee.
Wow. That sounds awesome and fast! I'm 20. how old are you? Hi how are you today. Oh I heard about that... no... they're Bob sledders. Thank you! It was a pleasure. Just recently I had an intimate lunch date with will ferrel. Ok, thanks I'll do it. Yes all day. I get my 8 hours of sleep though. Tomorrow I am headed to a lesbian bar to play my guitar. What are you up to? It is my favorite food. Just like Garfield. No they aren't owned by anybody other than Ibm and stockholders. What did you get at american eagle? Does your dog like hot wings? What other music do you like. Hey you! What did you do today? Hi there, I'm a comic writer you? No I wish! I could buy lots of toys for all my grandkids. All 8 of them. Yes they do. What does your father do? Mine use to be a butcher. Oh cool, that sounds awesome. I'm writing about crock pot dishes.
__ SILENCE __. How are you doing today. I am wonderful how about yourself? I am great. I am just writing about food. What kind of food I love chicken and rice.