I think beets are the best vegetable. I am a paper salesman. My favorite show is Battlestar Galactica. My favorite animal is a bear. I live on a beet farm.
Well that is where I meet women, at bars. So I end up drinking. Do you have any big dreams like that? True. Have you ever used candles for lighting when taking pictures? Avenged sevenfold is worth a listen man. What surf moves can you do? I am a cop. I bet. I'm looking for a job in Baltimore. Know of any? I did! Accidentally washed it in the machine. Good as new! Yes. I'm going to do it with some friends. I give you permission to try again! Bellissimo! You can! I'm great I love scotch. I only speak one. But in college I am studying another. Oh what do u do for work. Even though I like being around water I wish I learned how to swim. You can come to my salon and I can get you in anytime. Doing great hanging with my cats I've 23!! Just joking I am 50 years old I am half of 100. Eat them if they are big enough. When I'm not fishing, racing cars is my other hobby. I am interested in repairing automobiles. And yourself? Hello, I am jonson. How are you this evening?
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