I'm bloated. I'm funny. I like sprite soda. I can draw. I have sausage fingers.
You must be very good? Oh, I guess not. I was so hoping you were her. I think I fell in love. Hi how are you today. Elementary I have a short temper but I'll learn to deal with it. Sometimes. But only when its not football hockey season. Gosh I'm sorry. I guess they aren't for everyone. I keep pet rats I found at Taco bell. That is cool. No shave November is coming up, and I got my beard ready early. My crocodiles are my babies. I use them in my workouts too!! I love pepperoni pizza, it is so yummy. Yes, I have all as and I really take pride in what I d. I love pizza and I love to watch shows about superheroes. I think the characters are all annoying. What kind of job are you looking for. I guess if you say so. Oh do you do artistic nude paintings of eachother holding pies? I work in the bakery and eat all my favorite cupcakes? What do you do? So what is going on your life lately? I play piano and guitar. I am a comedian. I try to make people laugh.
__ SILENCE __. Hi how are you today? Been working all day. Am a mortician. How about you? Good. That's very interesting. Do you enjoy your work? Honestly I do its like helping ppl one last time. Any hobbies? I really like to draw. I have a huge stamp collection. Would love to learn to fly though. I could never pilot a plane with my sausage fingers. Do you have a favorite movie? I could watch dirty Harry everyday. I love to watch action movies. Same! What do you do for work?