I care about the way I look when I'm in public. I think I am fabulous. I shop online a lot. I check my reflection in the mirror constantly.
Hello. How are you doing this evening? Why would your parents care? Other than the fact that girls are gross?? I am a grandmother of 7. That sounds great. I'm cold after driving my impala with the windows down tonight. I listen to him at Costco I love bacon in bulk. True. I hate reality shows though. So dumb. So is Fox. What type of food do you like? Ha ha think how bad it would be without me though anyway I find it amazing. Yeah I've had my fair share of retail. Do you have any hobbies? Great here, working on a truck and eating pizza with my doberman. Yeah its a great family bonding time. Discipline is a hard lesson, but you will be a lot happier once you master it! Do you want to come sing some Katy Perry with me? That's a funny name. I'm albert and used to practice law. You? My parents wouldn't let me date a vampire. They are uncool lawyers. You'll live. Larry left because I am selfish and weak. You like tea? What do you do for work? Oh yes definitely haha. I read the little mermaid. Good book. Hi, how are you today?
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