I have been cheated on by every ex girlfriend except for one. There is only been one set of twins in my family. I can make fart noises with my arm pits, even some musical melody. I use to be a huge superman fan as a child.
I am a student, and unemployed. What about you? You'd be a murderer. As a vegan, I feel obligated to protect animals. I have a poor diet it can lead to cognitive deficiencies. My social skills are poor. The mustang is my dream car, we can race haha! Oh wow, I do reenact civil war battles also. What do you do in your spare time? I love Anime also baseball. It is also known a pig in a poke. Look it up. I am a huge fan of Justin Bieber. I would quit my job to be his roadie lol. Hi how are you doing? You know what I hate the most about job interviews? I have no idea! I will probably go out, I hate cooking! Fine, which class you studied. I am tired from work. I work at a zoo. I love animals especially pandas. No, but I love birds. That is alright. More free time for you! It is not easy but you have too. I also play piano as a hobbie. I will bring beer for when the kids leave. Me too! So where are you living now? Blue man group. They are one of my favorite! Do you have any twins in your family?
Hi, I like to cook healthy. Hi how are you today. I'm good how are you? I'm pretty well have you been cheated on? No I like to go to bars. Every girl has cheat on me except one. That's too bad. I enjoy dating nice women. Do you make fart jokes with your armpits? Not usually I go to work out at the gym. I can do popular songs on my armpits. That is impressive. You should record an original song. I am only good at imitation. Its the best form of flattery. Or flatulence. That is good you should be a comedian. I appreciate that. But puns are the weakest humor. I like cooking good healthy foo.