I obsess over working out and being the best. I try to eat healthy or I don t eat at all. I got a scholarship for playing soccer. It s important for my instagram posts to look like I m having fun.
I travel around the world to try out all kinds of vegan food. Pizza. And red wine. My favorite drink. A savior. Hi! how are you doing today? Sweet... I'm drinking wine with my bulldog. Oh that sounds fun. Though not something my idol Rita Hayworth would do. Hi how are you I am sorry to hear that you will be okay. How is that going for you? Are you a career waitress? Hello, I am great. Sitting with my pet snake. I take them to the groomers. They love to go to the beach with me. I can make some mean enchiladas. An no pickles involved. That's true! What is your favorite thing in life? A little bit of everything, actually. I can hook you up. I work at burger king. Do you want to get fatter? Cool, why are you sorry? That's interesting I graduated with an engineering degree. Wow! You make propellers? It work is fun sometimes. I run for exercise. I love to cook! Especially from my own home grown food! Oh that is awesome! Tell me more about yourself. Oh wow! You sound like my cat jasper! He's the best. Oh wow Japan is great I took a trip there on a workout tour.
__ SILENCE __. Hi I am Steve how are you today. Hi Steve, I am watching some anime and you? I am meal prepping for the week. Nice, I just pick up food from the college cafeteria. Cafeteria food ewww you never know what they have in that I'm a health nut. But I should meal prep, I'm saving for Japan with my class.