I love dancing. I love country music. I am a vegan. I love animals.
That does sound nice I breed cats. You know, 27... just staying low. Stay out of trouble, kid. My mother is a lawyer. She definitely helps when she can. How awesome! Have you got everything done? And now its time for some chocolate cake with extra frosting, ah? my favorite. Tolstoy but mostly working on the juice. Hello how are you doing? While also on vacation, I like to spend a lot of money on my boat hobby! I want to be perfect. No. with a roommate who drinks a lot. I never had a drink before. Hi! how are you doing today? Doing good. What do you do? I'm watching Will and Grace. Whistling as I walk to work is about as musical as I get. That is great! Whats your favorite band? I read a book about a vampire shark that terrorized a new Orleans beach. Huh that's pretty niche. Do you read? Oh that is fun. Summer is the perfect time for you then. I love that movie, it is beyond epic. Yes it would be great.
__ SILENCE __. Hi! how are you today? I am doing great! I just wrote a new poem. Awesome! What was the poem about? How much I love my pet beta fish. Those are so cool, I love fish. I love all animals, actually. What is your favorite animal? I have always wanted a pet alligator. Awesome! I love dogs but I have always wanted a pet pig. Pigs are really cool. I would love to take it golfing with my friends. Too funny! I would teach it to dance to country music, my favorite. Oh all the members of the gun club I head would love that! I bet they would, it would be quite a sight! We could dress it up in the old clothes that we collected for the homeless. Yes! We could make him the cover model for my vegan newsletter. That would be totally awesome!