I like to watch Anime. I draw all of my friends as my little pony characters. I like cats. I like being weird. I enjoy all things my little pony.
Oh I love to drink. Not 21 yet though. Or when you dream about car crashes? That is a sweet deal. Scobby treats! What are your hobbies? Oh no. are you safe? What do you like to bake? Do you have a gf? Yes. of course. I am an accountant. I bet you have beautiful hair. My fav car is a porsche, what is yours? I will have to leave soon to pick up my ma from circle k, entertain me. I enjoy playing tennis and baking. It is rough but my cats keep me sane. Meat lovers is always the best choice. I do, I've escaped to become a carpenter. Yay! I've a husky, but I had some many dogs before its hard to count. Hi I think I'll cook tacos. Happy birthday! I've 6 brothers and sisters. Yours going to celebrate today? Oh I am about five seven now a days. Amphetamines! When I run on the track the asphalt melts! I hate science and I'm a pitty. But they bring a lot of love to the house. How about ponies?
__ SILENCE __. Hey, how are you doing today? Hello, I am doing very well thank you. How are you? I'm doing great. I was feeding stray cats. I love cats. Oh, not me. They're nasty creatures filled with dirt and grime. So you are more of a dog person. No, dogs are even worse. I must have a clean home and area. So you don't like animals. You must be really cold hearted. I'm not. I must have order and neatness, animals aren't nice and orderly.