I like the color purple. I still call my ex boyfriend on his birthday because birthdays are special. My credit cards are maxed out. I drive a fast sports car. Cher from clueless is my idea of perfection.
I enjoy reading fiction books. Hi. I like Katy Perry. You? Yeah, everything great. I just adopted my third cat! Hi! do you have any hobbies? Oh I see! Nice of your parents to enroll you. Finance. I'm working at a bank now. Will you ever try and pursue acting as a hobby? No, I mostly like my Louis Vuitton bags. You probably like other things. I do. I'm big into country music. Do you listen? I love to make people smile, and they think I am a liar. Never been there. Whats your occupation. I am in construction. Cleaning gutters. Noah, was he the clown? Spooky. I do like comedy but would rather go swimming. Yeah it sucks. I need a new career. Plus I still live with my folks. If you ever play under a blood moon, I'll be there. That is cool, I like the beef flavored ones. Pretty hectic when the little one wants constant attention. I dabble in it, I wish I could invest in it more wisely. Yeah, they live a few miles from me. You? What is up, party person?
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