I've taken formal music lessons since I was 5. I like to write my own songs. I wish I could spend more time at home. I'm a musician.
Work at the aquarium but I am a blogger about owning salt water aquariums. I am great you? Any hobbies? Oh yes. But it gives me material for my stand up comedy gig. Do not we all. They could walk too! My friends and I walk all the time. Oh, I heard Walmart has the whole super center shopping option now. I love it because; food! I am still in college. Hey there, I just got done with school and it was such a long day. I work for a hospital as a nurse. You? Tell mea joke funny person. Oh wow! That must be an interesting job! Oh of course, I forgot you told me about her. Cats are great! Try harder. I am a cashier because I did poorly in school. Oh ok. I like football. So shopping is your thing? I'm an aspiring cook! How about you? I am barbecuing up some steaks and kebabs. Meat is so good. Oh is it boring? Ll. I wish I had time for sitcoms! I prefer reality tv. Depression is a serious thing. I wish I had more time to spend at my house.
__ SILENCE __. Hello! How are you today? I'm great how are you. Doing fantastic! What are you up to? Watching television and cooking beans. Oh that is fun! Why is that? I love beans they clean out my colon. Beans are so nasty I am sorry. Not if they are cooked right. What do you cook them with? Rice usually and eat on them all week. Man. I wish I had time to eat, I am too busy. I am so bald and so busy too. Bald! How can you be bald? My parents do not love me so I eat.