I like to place blame on other people even when I know it is my fault. I'm from San Fransico. My beer gut is so huge i'ven T seen my feet in two years. I'm always the one who buys the beers. I like to smell my own farts.
It is great. I play all the time. I love playing on green grass. It is so pretty in the fall and winter, my favorite time to go. I'm married to a wonderful man. You have any interests? You mean, she left you again?!! Yeah we are pretty big. Well I also have won a beauty pageant and you? That is a hard language to learn, I speak a little russian. Are you an animal person? I love chips. And I to play tennis. Ask me anything about her... anything. Where about do you live? Cool what is your favorite season? Mine is winter. I am good and you. Doing great hanging with my dog, do you have pets? I feel you. My partner is younger than me too. Hello, on purpose I say bad jokes. I love giving play by plays. Try mcdonalds, they make good fries. Are you old? That's so nice! What do you do for work? Most of the time. Do you enjoy selling cosmetics? Sweet! Do you feed your snake beer?
__ SILENCE __. Hey there bro. how is it going? I am doing good just feeding my snake.