I am a cat owner. I speak fluent italian. My mom is an osteopath. My brother is an archaeologist.
That's so interesting I drink all the caffeine and run are you happy? I live in a basement of my parents. How fun! I spend all my time practicing weight lifting. I bet they are my favorite color orange! What else do you like to do? Mine is too! I work in a book store. I cannot afford a new car. Labs are really great dogs. No, not really. You? That is adventurous. What do you do for work? No. I prefer gardening. Rose is my favorite flower. My younger brother enjoys that as well! It pays the bills! How about you? Not bad, how are you? I am well. Do you play an instrument? Who do you like to listen to. We can become the perfect human together. I'm well how are you? So early? I am a stand up comedian.. long night for me. One direction, how about you. I get it do you speak other languages?
__ SILENCE __. Hi how are you today. Great just another day to achieve my goals!, how are you? What are your goals then? Kiss a girl would be great. That's a little straight forward. I apologize did you see how trashy that person on Jimmy Fallon was last night. No why do you mean trashy? I mean her hair was a mess, awful that was. Oh that is too bad who was she? No idea I just like to talk about people.