I like to place blame on other people even when I know it is my fault. I like to smell my own farts. I am from San Fransisco. I'm always the one who buys the beers. My beer gut is so huge I haven't seen my feet in two years.
I love meatloaf I would eat it everyday no problem. Right! Wouldn't that be fun! I am great. I am on lunch break eating pretzels. Yeah its my only care. Hi how are you today? I am in school for art, I really want paint murals for a living. Oh no! I am scared of sharks! Speaking of bites I know a vampire man. Really? I am really starving what you eat? Have you ever ridden a horse? I am all about them. He does. He has made a lot of great stories. I like to sing Taylor Swift. I wear the number 42 and was accepted to the team last month. At least you feel bad about it. What do you like to sing? My eyes are hazel green. What is that? A tv show? What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? Hello there. I am native. I enjoy watching Youtube videos online in my spare time. It is! Do you know if your shelter is hiring? What exactly do you do? Yeah, I am in San Fransisco. Out on a beer run right now.
Good evening assuming its evening where you are.