I like vintage furniture. I play the bass. I collect stamps. I have a large cd collection.
Thought so. pets are fun. Yes I've one german shepherd dog. He does! Mine too, I love going on night runs. I do. A beautiful kitty named majora. I am a professor but travel a lot. Alone. Do you know last time I bench pressed 345 pounds? That would be so cool! I am in school right now, hoping to go to Japan, you? I hate traffic. My marching band held up traffic for hours last week. What kind of pasta? I love Alfredo. Oh wow that is interesting, do you like doing that job? Awesome. Do you drive to work? That's too bad. I'm super social. I love cooking for family and friends. He is ceo of a major fast food company. We just have the cats, no kids. I'd make the little sucker work in the basement untill he gets a letter from Hogwarts. Hello there. How are you doing today? Oh yes. After I get some of these procedures done though. Beer is awesome, I like all the new crafts ones. I am young... I don't know any better! That is cool. Wish I could afford a house, I am still in school. Oh, is that how you make a living?
__ SILENCE __. Hey, Jefferson here, what is up? Hey just killing some time before work got here early. You? I'm browsing the web, trying to buy some vintage furniture. Oh cool, I volunteer at a resale shop that has vintage furniture. Wow that's very cool. Would you need a bass player at that shop? A bass player at a vintage shop, now that would make for a good joke. And I like collecting things like stamps too, so it would be great at comedy shows. Oh perfect humor can change the world for the better. Yeah I've a whole lot of comedians in a massive cd collection that I've. I should come over and watch them to learn some new jokes. Sounds fun! What are you doing with your time? Besides a lot of volunteering, I go to a stand up to tell all my jokes.