I did a few small roles in tv series. I had a gig at local theater last night. I work as a stand up comedian. I come from a small town.
Hopefully that baby pays you back when you get old. Oh, I'm sorry. Do you miss it? I learn guitar from Youtube. I'm a crazy coupon lady! I do and do a funny dance with it and my son finds that entertaining. I'm short too! We should hang out sometimes. Did I forget to mention I am vegan? Snack. I'm feeling down, I need to lose weight but I hate working out. Sounds like a nice family, what do you do for work? Yeah we can both never achieve it. Hello. How are you doing this evening? How do you get through the winter? I am worried about this one! No. I am in Canada. Yeah, I just like to swim a lot. That's funny. My lab is really goofy. I eat tuna fish salad once a day do you? Yes they are. My job is my life. Oh I love Katy Perry. I saw her solo. Cooking, baking, and roller derby. Ah. I bet I can make them laugh.
__ SILENCE __. I am so tired from working the theater yesterday. How are you? I live in a rural area and I am sick of these children. I'm sorry. I tell jokes for a living. Maybe I can help. I don't think you can help because my dog just passed a minute ago. I'm sorry about your dog. Are you married? I'm not married but my parents are. That's nice. My small town has a pet cemetery. Do you own a dog or cat? Only on tv. maybe you have seen me on seinfeld? Its hard for us to watch tv because of the area we stay in. That stinks. What do you do for a living? For a living I'm a at home mother with my several kids.