I wish magic was real. I love Christmas. I like getting packages in the mail. I have a daughter. I like fantasizing.
Is your favorite food mexican? Hi how are you? What are you up to this morning? Oh and I like the grateful dead. I used to follow them when they toured. Great! I am on call tomorrow, need to sleep when I can, night. I'm a professional boxer who want to be a clown and make people laugh. Where are you from? I live out in the country. I do not listen much, I would rather play tennis. Whats your favorite color? Its good, how are you? I'm about to have pizza. I love that. Do you? That's sad... I cannot imagine being without my mom and dad. My sister is in grade one. Are you a student? Friends are the best! My vestie actually bought me a car last year. Totally surprised me! So now I only eat out. I've a terrible chiton allergy. That sounds awesome kids come first. I work in an office. I have the most comfortable office chair in the world. Maybe you can find one near you they are more common now. Great! My nickname is Jay and I am 19 years old. Do you have hobbies? Same, in particular huge beatles fan. Sort of a cliche I suppose. What are you studying in college? Hi! do you believe in magic?
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