I have a large mustache. I'm a retired newspaper reporter. I am a recovering alcoholic. My girl friend lives in the condo next door. I live in a condo.
Me not so much. I eat a few bites then toss it to my border collies. Ah I'm sorry do you like music? Hey there, how are you today? I'm only five years older than you, do you play soccer? I do. Yeah. I fill my spare time with rock climbing and watching django unchained. This isn't a meme, my dog is really named toto rage. I might if you also live in Florida! Laughing. My sis and I are in a band grunge. And I work at starbucks. Not too weird. I'm not very judgemental. I like to work on cars and to travel. I love watching old movies. What about you? Really? Thought they all died. Its kinda windy though but nice. Cant wait for halloween so I can dress up. Cool friends call me Frank, what is your name. I give fake names all the time at the club. Cool! I'd love to swim in Australia oceans. Sounds cool. Do you make pizza yourself? Yeah I just found it as I was flipping through channels. No not since I retired.
__ SILENCE __. Hello, alcoholic in recovery here. Hi, I'm a police officer. How is the recovery going? I just stay in my condo mostly. Whatever works for you. I occupy my time hunting with my 2 dogs. I like to keep busy too. I also play video games. What hobbies do you have? Herpes so the girlfriend moved next door. Oh, wow!! Is she still your girlfriend? It is my mustache, it is huge. Interesting, are you seeking medical attention for it?