I weight 300 pounds. I like candy and soda. I like the movie godfather. I'm a man.
I have found that the color pink resonates deeply within me. You would love my identical twin brothers. I love to create art by painting them. Me too! Just tapping away at this keyboard with my long noodle fingers. I don't really do you. Dear son, I've to tell you grammy and poopo are split up again. That sounds so fun. What do you do for hobbies? Yea that isn't bad either what you got planned today? Really, how is that? Hello! How has your day been? Maybe we can take your pink moped to watch short films sometime. Why are you nervous? Are you looking for someone like I'm? Oh no, my wife uses her hands. I use my body as I teach yoga. My orange parakeet and two dogs are here. I am a nurse just like my mother. How about you? I know they have everything. Are we pretending to play tennis. Ahh I know the feeling can't wait for the next mma fight. Yeah, its pretty dangerous but pays well. What do you do for work? No clue. He was left to me when my great aunt passed away last year. No. I just watch tv. the godfather, mostly.
__ SILENCE __. Wanna come over and watch the godfather? I don't have a car, I have a skateboard. You can skateboard over. I do not live too far. I have candy and soda to share. No thanks, I do not eat any animal products. I promise there are no animal products in my candy and soda. Most candy has some form of dairy. As a vegan I can not have that. I eat a lot of candy and soda, that is why I'm now 300 pounds. You should try skateboarding, it could help you lose weight. Do you think a guy like me could learn how? You never know unless you try! Ok. what else should we do? We could have a jam session. I love playing my guitar. Do you play?