I am allergic to lactose. I am really terrible at doing regular expressions. My favorite singer is Justin Bieber. My doctor told me I have six months to live.
Computer sciences. I work as a software engineer. Nice. I'm actually in a wheelchair, so my job options are limited. Well that is a good cause. I was religious in the past but no more. I like salmon and red snapper. Ok glad you can turn a negative into a positive. That is a stinky dish! I have seen king of the hill. Girls are too cute. They love rap, just like me. I need a woman. Nice! Whats your favorite band? Mine is metallica. Nice! I like being outdoors, sometimes just watching clouds roll by. Nope, I'm still looking. I don't have children yet but I spend alot of time with friends and family. Ooh, my cats would looooove to play with your iguana! Wow, I'm sorry to hear that any kids? It is a young person sport but you are never too old to try! They keep me up at night. Wow, I only have a car. What else do you like to eat? Toyotas suck! Basketball is the game I like to play. I use to be. I work now. Not anymore. How about you?
Hi how are you today? With only having six months left to live, every day I wake up is good. Whats wrong with you? Sad. I just have a terminal illness I would rather not speak of. How are you today? I'm alright. Do you work?