I am a really, really good guitar player. My parents used to work in politics, until they discovered the goodness within themselves. I don't like wearing pants when I don't have to. I enjoy John Gresham movies, but not his books. My girlfriend tells me she's going to leave me almost every day.
If you love it, if it makes you feel better, than you have got talent. With the passive aggressiveness you are showing, I beg to differ. Cooking. Merna Jean and I love Britney spears music. You swim? I do. I eat six eggs everyday and I only have 3 toes. I work in a zoo. Great, I'm working real hard. I hope to retire soon. Yes and I would rather be in a warm place swimming with manta rays. I like languages. I know six, besides English. Oh really? I like it lol. What do you do for fun? No but the alphabet? I can say it backwards! No way? I work summers doing construction but rather have your job! I'm doing wonderful and you? Nice, what kind of dog do you have? Ah. I draw them while dreaming of becoming a vet. I am doing well. Whats your favorite food? They can be. They're also easily distracted by shiny objects. Yes. Vanilla, caramel, hazelnut, dark chocolate and cinnamon. Do you live by yourself? I love ballet! I listen to music and imagine myself a dancer much of the day! Well, my girlfriend tells me she's going to leave pretty much every day, call me maybe?
__ SILENCE __. Sup bro? Feel like jammin this evening? Like a jam band huh? Yeah dude, don't mean ta toot my own horn but I am a wicked guitar player! Very cool. Where do you work? Ugh.. well.. kind in between jobs right now, just working out of my parents garage, you? I'm divorced and need a date bad. Help.