I have sausage fingers. I m bloated. I like sprite soda. I m funny.
Lots of food. Wings, pizza, subs. Anything. You should come. Do you have any family? Cool, what did you do in your spare time. I like it when it is crisp but not actual winter. Probably green, but I like blue too. But my hair is only ever dyed blonde. Is Christmas with the kranks a John Grisham movie? That's the only one. Hello! How are you today? I'm great, how are you? Yay! What kind of game do you like? Probably sleeping, it seems that s what all exes do. I hear you just bought a luxury spaceship to fly thru space. I work at bass pro shops. How about you? Not today. I like it dipped in sauce bang bang shrimp is the recipe. No bacon for me but I love chocolate milkshakes. It is. But I'm a woman so it isn't too bad. You what gets me going? That Dr. Seuss. I am an editor at a big newpaper. I want spiderman! Big dreams, and then I fell in love and priorities changed. Absolutely no regrets. Hello how are you? No, I am not married. How about you?
__ SILENCE __. Hello. How are you? Hello! I'm great. Just eating the candy I love gummy bears! How about you? Doing well. I like pop, especially sprite. I like coke. I would make a coke float but lactose intolerance stops me. I feel like I float a lot because I bloat easily. I used to bloat until I started drinking orange juice which is also favorite color! Do you like jokes? People tell me I have a great sense of humor. I do like jokes. Especially ones about parakeets since I have one. Do you have any other pets? Yes, I have 3 dogs, 1 cat, and 1 fish. How about you? Just a dog. He has to listen to my corny jokes! Are you also married? Do you have children?