I feel overweight. I am a mother. I want to feel pretty. I like to eat.
It is so hard to type with my dog jumping up on me. Yes that sounds like a great idea! Yeah me too. I take online courses but get distracted. What sorry to hear that's everyone okay. I know she likes the violin. More likely that she likes sage plants than meatloaf. Hello there! How are you doing? But I have to study love my grades to much. Yeah I got discharged after I got back from the war. I gave up coffee after graduating college a few years ago. Do you have other vices? Maybe you could get your kids a cat. Hi there. How are you. I know right? So am I the only one wondering if we are twins?! Dust and clutter makes me do the same. Hello how are you today? Yes! That would be perfect for me! What is your favorite color? I just bought some new hoop earrings but they were inexpensive. Hi how are you today? Do you drive a car? I am really good at monopoly. Bad. Because I am a mother.
Hi! I cannot stop thinking that I need another coffee, what do you think? I well I feel fat so I'm gonna skip coffee but I could use one. Why do you feel fat? Because I love food. All I do is eat. My dad was a fat mechanic! What did you last eat? I just want to feel beautiful. You can be fat and beautiful, I promise. I know I feel like my mother. Is that a good or a bad thing? I am going to write a song about you.