As a child, I won a national spelling bee. I've been published in the new yorker magazine. I am a gourmet cook. I've perfect pitch.
I walk dogs and one of them got hit. I love the farm life! Hello there how was your walk. I need to get my gummy worms! Lovely. I'm a gym fanatic! Riding bikes can be fun too! I am praying for those involved. So sad. Oh no that is awful. I love riding horses so I could not deal with allergies. Oh cool! I have always what it would be like to work on a cruise ship. That does sound tasty do you clean. That's cool, my mom makes writes music, very creative. Welcome to the club. I bring home a book each night after work, and it doesn'thing. How cool! I want to learn how to help pets when they get hurt. That is great. I enjoy walking in the park with my family of 6 sisters. Oh yes it is in the north part of North Carolina. Not really. What about you? I am great thank you for asking how are you? Wow. What is your other name. If he is interested in comics he will probably like them. I am great how are you? What are you up to? I love carrots. I eat carrots like a horse.
__ SILENCE __. Hi! I work as a gourmet cook. I don't like carrots. I throw them away. Really. But, I can sing pitch perfect. I also cook, and I ride my bike to work. Great! I had won an award for spelling bee. My contacts can see through what you are trying to sell me. Okay but I was published in new yorker once. You better not make any spelling mistakes. I have not. I can cook any word you want me to. What is your ethnicity? I'm white, and my hair is brown. I'm asian and have no hair. I love hairless Asians. Do you like carrots?