I work on the radio as a character voice. I once started a forest fire in California. I was the first test child for sesame street. I always carry an edged weapon.
Yes, that's why we are still friends I guess. Cool I love my garden. I grow huge sunflowers. How long have you worked for the company. Patience is key. And discipline. Hello how are you today. Nice! I am in business. I surprised of where I am, really. I am roger, former military. Do you travel much? You too, have a great night! That sounds fun. I paint and cook in my spare time. What type of songs do you sing? No I don't do you. I do and I am the youngest. What kind of lines are you writing? For school? Yes, I've two cats and 4 dogs. When I'm not cooking my hobby is running. I love to go fishing. Its the most peaceful thing in the world. That's not fun, I hope things work out. Great! You can stay in shape, stay healthy and make money! I am well tired from hiking you? Well that sure sounds pretty easy.
__ SILENCE __. Guess what? I made the news! I started the giant forest fire in California! Yikes. That seems destructive. I hope it was an accident. Nah we have too many trees on this planet. Does anyone know it was you. So far I've only told you. That's a huge secret. Why did you do it? Oh I did announce it in on the radio in my character voice. What is your character voice? I play smokey the bear. That's hilarious. Smokey the bear set the fire in California? Sure the trees disrespect my double edged knife so I showed them who is boss. Wow. That is way more interesting than my life. So what is going on your life lately? I just hang out with my 10 cats eating blue jello.