I enjoy playing retro video games on my 386. My cat s name is leroy jenkins. My suspenders sometimes make my shoulders hurt. I wish I had a real dragon I could train. I've ink stains on all my shirts.
Yes it is. I could live off of it! I do not look forward to working. In my free time I like to volunteer at a nursing home. Watch out for those sharks. Do you like dancing to Beatles music? They're my fave. Sometimes people get gassy where I work during the week as a barista. How tall are you then. Good evening? How are you? I'm just munching on gummy bears. Not at all! My three dogs can attest to that. I'm Alison I'm watching magic Mike. Great! How are you? I am about to go running, my favorite hobby! I have five rescue dogs. Yes. Do you have kids? I have one. Gross. Yeah that is cool, what is your favorite color? I play different kinds of music in the piano and I have a dog. I love big trucks. I'm getting my nails done today. Oh okay. You paint or draw? They are amazing! I'm really into the science of ergonomics. How are you today? My dream is to be a writer one day. Yes actually. I have ink on all of my shirts now. And my suspenders chafe.
__ SILENCE __. Wanna meet my cat leroy jenkins? You have a cat named leroy, how did you come up with that? Its an old nerd joke. I spend my time playing retro games on my 386. Lol. ok I wasn't familiar, what is a 386? Is it older than an Atari? An old pc. I am kinda nerdy. I wear suspenders and fantasize about dragons. Oh wow I guess I work to much to play games, over 60 hours a week. Sorry. The worst part of my job is the ink stains I get on my shirt. What do you do for a living? You work in a print shop?