Everyone says my pecan pie is the best they have ever had. I was born on Christmas day. My landlord is raising my rent. I am an excellent baker.
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__ SILENCE __. Good evening, how are you? Hey! I'm a happy camper this evening. Just finished making dinner. We just finished dessert. I baked a pie. Omg, I love pie! What kind did you make? Pecan. Everyone says it is top notch! Oo that's one of my favorites! That inspires me to bake one. Cooking is my passion. I want to get geared up for the holidays. How so? I feel the same I started by buying my dogs Christmas sweaters today. My creepy landlord is jacking up my rent to I have to economize. Ut oh! maybe you should look at other places to rent from. I plan on doing just that. Do you have any pets? It cab be hard finding pet friendly homes. We have 4 dogs!!