I'm a baseball player. I can play the piano. My favourite colour is green. I like to read books about chinese history. My dog is called Alfred.
I am great. I was on local news the other day. Hi there, how are you? I'm having the worst day. I am from the United States I live in jersey and you? What color do you like? Its green. Malamute. I like big dogs but next one may be an ankle biter. No I am a female. I am sorry I never got your name, my name is trevor. How many do you have? I do aquariums for work which is boring. I love me some jazz, what about you? I work on computers and wish I had contact lenses. Star trek. What about you? Wow, you are the only person that has told me that... Nope, I am too busy juggling for my act with my father and grandfather. I live in Usa. And wow you are a multi cultural family. Mostly generic bar rock. Gotta please the masses. Oh, how nice. Do you have children? I do not have children. Cool! That's my second choice after wanting to be a football player someday. Hi. I am carl. What are you doing?
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