I once met a man I still believe was a vampire. I love hanging out with my friends. My favorite food is shrimp. My mom is a palm reader in new Orleans.
I've been thinking a lot about it. I want to work for the smithsonian someday. Hi, how are you today? Oh no thanks I'd rather go to the gym. Okay, I shouldn't tell you, its against the rules but my name is Sarah, call me O. Hello, I like pretty much anything.. as I live in my car. You are lucky, they always get in the way when I workout. Its not too bad when you have good friends to support you. That's good. I bet you don't have much time for hobbies, huh? I'm doing fine, thanks. I'm a bartender. What do you do? Friends are the best! My vestie actually bought me a car last year. Totally surprised me! Well I live in Canada but was looking for work. That sounds exciting! Do you travel? I love learning about other cultures. Do you have any children? Camp a lot not recently though having a tough time at home. No they're 2 and 4. Wow, my wife left me, last month our farm got foreclosed on so she gone. Wow that's a lot of siblings! I'm old school I like donkey Kong. I'm the ultimate. The alpha and the omega. Lol that's too funny! You should be a comedian.
It is national shark bite day! Would you like to adopt a shark? Oh no! I'm scared of sharks! Speaking of bites I know a vampire man. You know vampires really exist right? But they no longer eat meat. Oh! I don't like that! But I do like to hang out with my friends. You? Most vampires today exist on super beets they're harmless. Super beets are equivalent to blood? I prefer shrimp! Its my favorite. Lol when you dance with a vampire it is like floating on air because it is! Are there vampires in new Orleans my mother is a palm reader there. New Orleans vampires aren't the veggie kind... they bite for real. Oh God! Well my mom is a palm reader there in new Orleans. I read a book about a vampire shark that terrorized a new Orleans beach. Oh gosh! That's scary! What else do you like? A vampire fell in the water... a shark bit him... the rest is history... as they say.