I am lusting after the neighbour pool boy. I tend to aruge with myself more than I argue with myself. I collect toys wearing little rain coats. I enjoy mystery flavour cake. I believe I hear voices.
Oh that is unfortunate. Does he like clowns? Great, I want you to pay for it though. Great here, working on a truck and eating pizza with my doberman. Maybe they can listen to linking park and run off. He is neutral on them. I like them! You? I actually have a degree in marketing but I do not use it. What do you do for work. Yes I scratch my nose as a hobbie. What kind? My fav is Mustang 5. 0. I play with model airplanes when I'm bored. Yes very much so. I do enjoy it though. I bet it is, I want some good fried fish. Hi how are you today. Hi there. How are you? I do stand up comedy. I make a lot of chicken nuggets for my kids. That's good food too! Tennesee state, trying to get a better job other then my lame one. One of my hobbies is cooking, do you also like cooking? Have any good recipes? No, I cannot play any instruments. What do you play? I like fake dogs wearing rain coats. Have you run across any toys with rain coats?
__ SILENCE __. Have you seen my neighbors pool boy? So cute. No, does he have all his toes? I'd swim with him. Yes he does. no! Yes he does, you do not know anything. I do not have all of mine. But I like swimming. I can cook for you. Can you cook cake for me? Mystery flavored cake? I can. As long as the mystery flavor is not green eggs and ham. It is a mystery silly, we would not know. The voices in my head say chocolate. Well. I mean. I hate chocolate though. I bet the pool boy likes chocolate. What sort of things do you like? I like cooking, swimming, my dogs.