I was born on Christmas day. My landlord is raising my rent. Everyone says my pecan pie is the best they have ever had. I'm an excellent baker. I went to law school.
Hey hey, hows it going? Hello, how are you doing tonight? Oh no. I enjoy reading next to my dog too. I would rather watch television. When did you take it over? What are you allergic to? I am the leader of the free world, I am all over tv. They get to do that! Do you have any other pets? Mine is blue. What about yours? Cooking is one of my biggest hobbies. How about you? Hi, how are you? I teach 5th grade math. Tomatoes make my gums bleed. What do you do for a living. Teachers are great. I am stay at home mom now. Makes me nervous. Me too, and pets. Do you have pets? Working is the pits, I like writing numbers, I could do it all day. I'm only 15 years old. My biggest worry is keeping my grades good. Yeah, they hate people from Saudi Arabia. Hello! What is your favorite pie?
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