I'm a jack of all, master of none. I live to not disappoint my loved ones. My weakness are sweets. I'm unsociable.
Vacations are nice, I drive my honda civic to far away places. Oh makes sense! Do you get a lot of snow where you live? After a long day working as an accountant it is great to have a friendly bark. Yea poodles can be stinky! Baked chicken and salad. After dinner I plan to go rollerblading. I've tried but I cannot keep my interest in it. Do you like it? Watch out for sea sickness! Whats your fav color? Scobby treats! What are your hobbies? Cool. I wrote a piece about an escaped snake once. What are you studying? I am working on my masters in italian literature. Anything good? I am looking for dog treats. I love my dogs. I love all dogs. Hi how are you? My fave food is jello. Five years. Are you married? That's cool. No dad huh? What do you do on your free time? Nice really artsy you are I need to change so I quit eating junk food. We play rugby, but it can take a lot out of you. After a 12 pack of beer you will believe mermaids are real like I do. I am good. I just got done working as an act in a traveling fair. Hello, meat eater, country music, football, hunting and own a huge truck. You? Hello, how are you doing?
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