My beer gut is so huge i'ven T seen my feet in two years. I'm always the one who buys the beers. I like to place blame on other people even when I know it is my fault. I'm from San Fransico.
Go of it. The car I drive is black. Yeah, my manager Michael is a great person. What else do you do? That is awesome! Do you take your family out to eat? Wow. I've lost a important piece of jewelry at a fancy society gathering. Oh, nice! I have family in Florida. I actually learned to pilot planes there. Its been 10 years since I have drive. My eyesight is too bad now. American citizen here, so american football, not soccer. I work on my farm and herd the cattle. Takes up a lot of time. I am gerald, nice to meet you. Oh that's nice! I am a waitress. So what do you look like? Awesome! Are you liking college? Any cute boys in class? Great. I am going to take pictures to do of the beautiful outdoors. That's sweet. My wife and I have been married for 30 years. I'm sure you'll everyone loves using computers lol. My father ballet, my mother ballet, if you not ballet you go to bad place. Right now I'm working as a waitress but I'm also in school. I love cold weather, curling up with a good book and coffee. That is what my mom says, but I cannot leave her, she needs me. I am resting up. I usually play badminton on the weekends. Ha. fair enough. There's a reason I have not seen my feet in 2 years!
__ SILENCE __. Want a beer? My treat! Haha sure. I'm at my house. Its a pig farm. I can bring some over for them, too. I just got back from visiting the old hometown. Oh yea? Where are you from? Good old San Fran! But it is good to be back; time to rest these feet. I hear that. One day I wanna be able to live in the city. That would be nice. Wi fi'dn't go down as often. I blame Obama. Haha yea thanks Obama. Its ironic because I hate animals lol. Yeah, pig farming must be miserable! Haha it sucks because of my allergies. Yuck. What are you allergic too? Pigs.. horses, sheep, chicken... people.