My dog introduced me to my first and second wives. I enjoy my steaks cooked medium rare. I have the gene that lets me know when someones eaten asparagus. I have five different flavors of coffee in my fridge. I am too short to reach the top shelf.
It is kind of fan fiction Jane Austen type stuff set in keylargo. Person I come from a poor family who loves nature and beauty, and have faith in fairytales. I haven't eaten yet. What do you do for work? Play sports and I like to bake. My favorite is flash! He is so fast! Well, hopefully you can figure that out soon. I do not like the stinky cheeses. The ones that smell like armpits. No bueno. State is Oregon where I live, making coffee is what I like too. What a small world! Does your roomie also bake? So you just going to say the same? Do you play any sports? I am great watching a hockey game. What are you doing? Wow where are you moving to? I hear you. No pool boys, but lifeguards can be delicious... lol. Yeah I do. My dad actually owns a family owned appliance store. I play football all the time. Yes, I like crafting and painting. I prefer pumpkins to politics. Are you a musician? I whistle while I work. My dog found both my first and second. My first wife died in a car crash.
__ SILENCE __. Hey there how are you today? I'm doing great, how about you? I am good. Just finished a good medium rare steak my second wife cooked. How many wives do you have?