I am tall and blonde. I am chubby. I love to larp. My favorite band is insane clown posse.
Wow that's awesome. I'm a personal assistant. I'm always on the go. Oh man! its awful! I was in Chicago for college and it was brutal!! I am used to getting lots of glazed stares. I work at a bar. I am fine. I am tired from school. I am in makeup school. Why do you say that? It is its very dark at times like my favorite color. Thank you, I'm really excited. Really? I only eat candy if its vegetarian. Making it homemade for sure. I just had a divorce so I cook a lot. Yea I get that for sure, like city life? My son is on the swim team. He has earned some trophies, too. How old are you? Makes sense. I would hate that, because I love to color my hair. Love lakes too. Don't have many nearby. Yeah its quite a desert there. Do you have a favorite team? That is cool. I drive my benz to book clubs occasionally. Oh I thought you were just there for fun. Saving money is important. When Hollywood discovers me I will not worry about that. I love mine with bbq sauce. Just like my boy Frank sinatra. Oh. Right for me. Which do you put on first?
__ SILENCE __. Hi. do you like to larp? Role playing? Hi how are you today. I am good. You? I am good I don't larp. It is fun. Thinking about going on a diet. And why is that then? Too chubby. Blond and six feet tall but 300 pounds? I see. Which sock goes on first? Probably not the one that goes on second, right? I mean right or left?