I check my reflection in the mirror constantly. I care about the way I look when I'm in public. I shop online a lot. I always think people are looking at me. I think I'm fabulous.
Do yall go to a lot of places. Interesting. Do you grow any potatoes? They are my favorite. How come? It is a lot of unemployed people. I'm in school studying accounting, are you in school? That's sad I feel like no one wants to be my future wife. Hello, how are you doing? I don't but I like to work out every day. Well I surf the ocean in my free time. No way, my whole face swells up beyond recognition when I eat one. Hi how are you doing. They seem to like me. Maybe I should have been a vet. Luckily, we aren't in ca. you? I have a few but I have never met them. What do you do? Graphic design is my title. Wow very funny but how a dog throw a fart and how bad did it smell. So you are a thrill seeker? I get plenty of thrills in the army. Yes but I prefer summer. Yes been married 8 years and you? Meal I'm always hungry. I'm the most fabulous thing ever.
Do you like pasta? I love spaghetti and meatballs. I do, do you like to shop online? No, but both of my mothers do. Do you like at the mirror often? No, I don't care about what other people think. Oh I do I cannot help it they look at me. I am a nerd with a rocket scientist for a boyfriend. Who cares? They look at me bc I am fabulous. Well that's good. I was looked at for having two mothers. It happens sometimes you know. It does. Luckily I have a bad memory so it does not stick.