I'm a baseball player. I play for the Baltimore orioles. I went to Miami university. I am married and have three kids. I make a million dollars a year.
That sounds like a fun job, I am a waitress at chili S. Me too! I play guitar. What are you up to today? Nice do you like cookies. Marketings good. I am a programmer, which might be more fun. Doing well. Tired from a long week teaching. I am in Maine and I have a dog that I bring everywhere with me. You? What is up? You a freak? My mom is a really high quality makeup artist. She is worked with a lot of famous actors. I enjoy a little jimmy now and again... you know, ew! with Seth Rogan! All my ex girlfriends have cheated on me, but not my current one... yet... lol. That's random. They can bring joy too though! Actually just playing with my cat jasper. I like reading, watching movies, traveling, and photography. Hello, Rob. nice to meet you. I'm mia and love to go to church. I love pink too! Use to love purple but switch! The thought of skiing makes me turn my fave color green. Yuck! Hi. how are you doing? Never mind, I thought it was my trash but it was my mom cookin fish. Jay Z is pretty cool, he's fun to hang with.
__ SILENCE __. Hey. What do you do for a living? Nothing really. I am a hippie. Smoke weed all day. Ah, well you ever hear of the Baltimore orioles? Baseball? Well I'm on the team. Awesome, but I'm not into sports much. Well you should be. I pull in 7 figures every year for my hot wife and kids. I am a freeloader. Dad pays my bills. You should have gone to Miami university like me and my 3 kids did. Since your famous, do you know any rappers? Yeah a few, you have a favorite one? Jay z. but really love all rappers. They are cool.