I wish I had a real dragon I could train. My suspenders sometimes make my shoulders hurt. I enjoy playing retro video games on my 386. I have ink stains on all my shirts. My cats name is leroy jenkins.
I used to love playing that sport actually when I was a teenager. Great I'm student will graduate in a few years. I'd rather spend the weekend at a casino. Hey! my name is jared. I'm totally in a band. What do you do? Oh there must be a stadium or field someplace I love sports. Wow that is crazy I'dn't like that. Great! you? I'm rob. I'm in dental school in Boston. Speaking italian and my eyes being different colors, I get lots of strange looks. What is on tv tonight? Hello, so this entire character chat is going to be me insulting myself. What topics do you like? Well the health department wasn't too fond of the rats. They are everywhere is Russia! Oh? what do you gossip about? Its not expensive.... just knowing the right people can make things happen. No, not at all. I thought college at Miami U was busy.... Yeah, but I m not really a car person. Everything does not have to be about you. I dance in clubs all the time. I do too. That is why I like tv shows like G. O. T. Nursing? Does that pay good? Country music of course, the classic kind.
Hello. How are you today? Doing good, sitting here with leroy jenkins and playing retro 386 games. You? Oh, I was just messing around on my bass guitar. I wish I could play. I'm pretty clumsy, always got ink stains all over my shirts. Really? Why do you have all those stains? Just clumsy I guess, pocket protectors not holding up. You got any hobbies? Well, I do like stamps. I have got quite a few from all over the world. I play retro games and always wished I could have a dragon to train. That would be pretty cool. What other things do you enjoy in addition to gaming? I do not have much time, been dealing with shoulder aches because of suspenders. Oh, I am sorry to hear that. You always wear suspenders? Nah, just when I am chasing my cat, old leroy. Gotta keep the britches up. Yeah. What kind of music do you like?