I like to smell my own farts. My beer gut is so huge i'ven T seen my feet in two years. I am from San Fransico. I am always the one who buys the beers. I like to place blame on other people even when I know it is my fault.
I like wearing t shirts a lot. Sounds like a plan I got one pair of shoes. I am self employed. I drink about four mountain dew a day. Doesn't matter when I shop online. What about you? A lot of work. But yea, I am a bit of a night owl. Carrots and purple things with roots. Which animal would you be? How do you have grandchildren if you are in th grade? Yea, Harvard is so strict. Miss a week sick, and get kicked out. Oh I haven't heard of that one. That sounds like a lot of fun. Do you like to cook? I learned how to do art with nice trees. I like both but a dinner I don't have to clean up after is a real treat. Do you like it? I was never that into my career so I quit. I am great! I am at home here in L. A. where are you from? I like dogs. I have two of them. What makes you happy? That's amazing congratulations, am I invited? Do you create a weekly schedule? I have felix the cat and emmy the terrier my pride and joys at home. That makes sense, so the cats don't get their feet wet.
Hi my name is gail, short for Abigail. What is your name? Do you have pets. My name is Steve! No pets, my mother made me too fat to care for them. Lol I mean I am sorry... try a vegetarian diet.. I use to weigh 500 lbs. Not anymore. Wow! I do drink a lot of beer, so a vegetarian diet should be easy. Yep! I work for peta so I have 300 cats. I make their clothes from willow bark. Do you make them sweaters? You must need a whole forest. Cats love sweaters but my income is limited to 50k so I only make socks and t shirts. Do you think willow bark would trap the smell of my farts or be airy? Willow bark has to be processed in a pond before it can be spun into fiber.