I like things that explode. I've been all over the world. Brownies are my favorite dessert. I also like kittens. I work in the military.
What else do you enjoy? Hmm. Probably of some kids and their dog playing in a splash fountain. Great and you? Engineering. Sounds like we are in similar fields. Do you like to watch football? Wow thanks for serving us, I have to many women calling me. Doing good, sitting here with leroy jenkins and playing retro 386 games. You? Soft or hard shell tacos? That's awesome. The ocean is incredible! I totally believe that mermaids are out in the sea. Oh ok. do you have any pets? Sorry my family works in dairy farming and we do not use drugs on our cows. I see. I guess some people take getting older harder than others. What do you do for a living. Eh, quiet is how I like it. I'm a fisherman so I'm used to it. Having a tea and taking it easy! How about yourself? Not really, now british tv shows and movies are hilarious. Do you ever hike with them? I have a gig with my band! Jazz trio, I'm the pianist. Me too, I need more friends like you. Most of friends are a bit of a bore. Will you make me brownies?
__ SILENCE __. I've some kittens, do you want to play with them? I love kittens! So adorable, yes.