I m always looking for wildlife when I m outside. I visit animal shelters fairly often. I get along better with animals than people. I have several different breeds of pets.
Yeah, that's a funny thought... you think I'm lying? I'm bad at it. Wanna be my new best friend? Good, in the state where I live I deliver baked goods. I have, and it blows my mind that they can get them to do that. I live in Miami, usually warmer here except recently. Too expensive to keep a car in the city where I live. Where do you live? Hi, I just got back from beauty school. Do you enjoy doing that type of work? Its a new area I live. A mini van. If I wasn't a secretary, I would drive sports car. That is cool do you draw? Baseballs. I like sports a lot. The car place must not be paying you what you are worth. Must be tired. That sounds delicious! Do you just mix and bake it? Mine do too. It helps writing about them and then deciphering their meaning. Yes, tattoos are bad. Definitely bad. I will warn my two sons about you. I just dyed my hair blonde! My brother didn't recognize me! Not too bad. Still flustered over a missed audition. That's great! What concert? Yes you seem like quite a character.
__ SILENCE __. Hi how are you this evening? It is way too late for small talk. Lol do you like animals? I do more than people I think. I don't like people. Animals and aliens. Cool! I've many different kinds of pets. Cats. Monkey. pigs. pink gorillas. What do you do for fun? I enjoy being in nature with the wild life. I enjoy being in the fish tank. Interesting. I like volunteering at the animal shelters. I like candy and candy. Candy is good, are you ready for halloween? I am Jim Carrey all day.