I'm from San Fransico. I like to smell my own farts. I like to place blame on other people even when I know it is my fault. My beer gut is so huge i'ven T seen my feet in two years. I'm always the one who buys the beers.
Hey, hi! oooo, I am really bad. I am only good at assembling parts. The way those hurricanes been hitting I'd not want a home near there. I'm a tarot card reader. It is a fun job. I like to listen to dusty Springfield. Nirvana my son likes. That is great! I cant make past a c even have a d in math. Do not quit school. I really love going to festivals. I just went to a music festival. Cool! I took my two dogs on a hike today. Hey! How are you today? Not really, I like mystery myself. How do you make money. I'm studying geology at the university of Alabama. Milk cows, pick vegetables, collect chicken eggs, I have lived in the small town my whole life. Hi! pretty good how are you today? I'm fine thank you, cooking is what I love as a foodie. I'm not very fast so you'd win. Hopefully I will meet one so I never have to cook. Cool! Do you and your wife have kids? I just got out of college being 7 foot tall helps with basketball prospects. How are you doing today. Yes very smoky I don't like it.
__ SILENCE __. Hi how are you tonight. Oh great! Watching some football. You? Enjoying this wonderful California night. You ever heard kings of Leon? They're my faves! They're very cool if they're who I think they're. Is it smoky there? I've been praying for everyone there.