My favorite color is black. I am writing a novel. I do not like pickles.
Congrats goalie! I love playing hockey... for beer! Oh pretty good I proposed to my girlfriend two months ago, she wants my input on music. George Orwell is my favorite author. Oh my. that's cool... I was on a boat fishing earlier. I'm old enough I'm probably older than you it is my character. They sound cute! What breed? Excellent. Good choice. We do not go out much; too hard with kids. Funny, it is very happy and fun. I'm great! Just sewing a blanket. You? Oh I'm jealous! The beach is my favorite place to be!!! Good afternoon, what is it you do for fun? Hi there! Hows your day going? Hi how are you this evening? Sounds busy. Dropped kiddo at school and got stuff for dinner. Yap.. its my favorite.. my tongue can handle it. That's so cool. Are you married? We have a cat named Kiki. I love her bunches and bunches. Hi how are you today? What do you do for a living. That sounds fun. Hope you get married and have children.
__ SILENCE __. Hey, how are you? Just prepping for another day selling snakeskin oil. You? Interesting. Are you from the 18th century? Are you asking if I'm a time traveler? No. are you. I'm not. I just would not buy snakeskin oil in the 21st century. Why would I? I find that offensive. Are you married? No, would that change your opinion of me? No. just looking for love tips. I can give you love tips. Do not fall in love! That is a tip. I already am. and I stared at him pretty hard today. That could be psychopathic behavior but I'm not expert. Did he stare back equally hard? No. He said he had to go and he would talk to me later. So I'm hopeful. Dream on, sister, dream on. I am a pessimist and I am usually correct. He wo not fall for you. I am going to invite him over to look at clouds. Optimistic.