I can draw. I've sausage fingers. I'm bloated. I like sprite soda.
How sad. What else do you like to do? I see. Are you married? Thank you. Have you ever seen a celebrity up close? Not bad, since I just got off work. It was busy! College man, alright! Hey you like Youtube? I'm always looking for new channels. That stuff triggers my ptsd. Hi how are you doing? I like to work out do you? Hi I am good what is your job. Do you play an instrument? Nice, I am just at Amazon, fulfilling orders. I work here. Reading lets you travel without moving, and I want to see as many places as I can. I wonder if he is close by. I remember you telling you lived in Pittsburgh already. Sorry! Do you use the earbuds that come with it? Hey how are you doing. Well I have four dogs and they like chewing on toes. I enjoy hanging with my mother she is my best friend. No, but I paint them in school sometimes. I often throw parties, I am kind of great at it. I love drawing my own comics. What about you? A great way to spend your day off. I am going to take care of this gassiness...
__ SILENCE __. I know we are strangers, but I am fascinating to talk to! Nice. Tell me why you are fascinating. I just finished watching my favorite show. Well I am somewhat of an artist. I draw... with my sausage fingers! Sausage fingers? I work with beets. I live on the farm and always look bloody. Yup, fat fingers... it happens. And you are a bloodied beet farmer? You are the fascinating one! Well I also deliver papers for extra money. Would love to see your art. Nice! Maybe sometime I can show you. Most of it is inspired by sprite. Wow that sounds interesting. I wish I could own a bear. They are my favorite. Bears are awesome. I feel big as a bear... I chugged too much sprite. You are making me thirsty now. When we finish, I'll watch Battlestar galactia again. That is your favorite show, right? It sure is. Its my day off so I will watch it at least twice.