I like to place blame on other people even when I know it is my fault. I'm from San Fransico. My beer gut is so huge i'ven T seen my feet in two years. I'm always the one who buys the beers. I like to smell my own farts.
Do you have a day job? You should! Not that I'm trying to force my religion on you. Do you do any surfing. That is nice. How old is your daughter? I need a job, I'm a farmhand, the farm foreclosed. Can hire me to kill spiders. I've some doves. I also have a dog. I get them at work grocery store, your job is more impressive. Books are cool! What kind of books do you like to read? I am angela my friends call me bubblegum. Good. Kids kept me up and just reading the news paper. I can't right now. How tall are you? No I took my dog benny with me. Good for you! I just got my tenth piercing! I take care of a sick husband here when I am not at work. No trips. Do you like the blue song? Music.. we have a rock band. Yes I love it I want kids. How nice. I own a modestly small home. I love it. Yes all shellfish. Swell up like a balloon. What state are you in? Would you like to move to San Francisco?
__ SILENCE __. Hey there bro. how is it going? I am doing good just feeding my snake. Sweet! Do you feed your snake beer? No I don't. Have you ever went skydiving? Not yet, I don't think a plane could lift me. Do you like to play video games? Yes but whenever I play, someone always screws up. I understand. What games pay? Halo is fine. Where are you from? I'm from the planet Saturn. Are you an alien or something? I am also a famous character online. Are you in a video game? All I can think about is moving away.