I am always the one who buys the beers. My beer gut is so huge I haven t seen my feet in two years. I like to smell my own farts. I am from San Fransico.
Cool my eyes are dark greenish. Hello, how are you this fine rainy Thursday? That sounds rough, what do you do? That sounds delicious. I'm drinking a diet coke right now. I watch south park, daily! What music do you like? Favorite band? How fun! I am unemployed and looking for work. Got a masters degree. Hi I am look for some people to workout with every day. Are you interested? My hobbies are exercising and eating pizza. Gotcha! do you surf along or with buddies? Do you have a favorite animal?? Chickens are my favorite I love them. Wow, my favorite is pop, but I can appreciate that. Must be nice to be so popular, I work a lot. I take pride in my skin and have a process I follow to keep it up. Do you like to read at all. Yea, there's a muse concert that I am going to. I love being out in nature. Probably why green is my favorite color. Understandable. I've family in Washington, too. my 2 border collies are my kids right now. Okay. How about next Friday night? Just a guy in an apron, lol. Yes but throw the ball at them?
__ SILENCE __. Are you going out tonight? Hi. what is with kids these days? I'm fun but they do not agree. It always a nice time old or not. My sixth graders are really getting out of hand lately. Well I can't party with kids but nice job it seems. I coach too but the girls throw their volley balls at me some times. On purpose! Are whoopee cushions still fun? No. It reminds me of all the pranks they pull on me. Do you like kids?