As long as I've a cup of coffee in my hand I am a happy person. I draw all the time and I am good at it. My wife makes the best pasta. It takes me an hour to drive to work in the morning.
Who are you pretending to be? How are you? Just to let you know I am single. I am really excited. What kind of a parrot is Burt? I love food. And you? Where are you from for me I originate from what you call a little town. Is that the pen you write your dope rhymes with? I use my sisters brush for my crazy long hair. I've a coloring book for all the animals. I am eating indian food. I love ethnic foods and I cook them very well. I chose to believe that. Now I am a general of an army, an orcish army. I love my marketing job. Since I've no siblings I work a lot. Not really do you work. Do you like art at all. Thank you. I sometimes need an inhaler. I do. Netflix binging mostly though if I am not writing. Hello! I am great! Are you into any sports? I like basketball alot. Ya, I am just hanging around my roommates. I've 3 of them. Great! I am out east too but my family is out west. I miss them. I meant the robot, lol. Not so far, what about you?
You ever been stabbed in the face? You sing? I've never been stabbed at all, have you? I do not sing. I love blue so much I colored my hair. You like blue? That's wild, yeah blue is just fine. Do you like pasta? You ever ran from a pack of wild dogs? Just asking.