I drive a moped. My favorite video game is halo 3. I sing in the shower. I struggle with maintaining eye contact. I like to take cold showers.
No, but I'd like to get a fish or something calming. Would you believe I never saw it? I'm such a loser. Like a dj? Do you stay busy? Hello, I just came from a gig I had at a local theater. Feeling good, tell me about yourself. Yep, I only wear the finest clothes because that keeps people from noticing my baldness. Do you enjoy it? What do your parents do? Hello, I do. Reading and gardening. I like the story so far. I suffer from diabetes so kids could be rough on that front. Parrots are fun. My sisters keep me company and provide for me. Do you have pets of your own? I sure am I am a world famous violin player. Oh okay. American literature is fun. I majored in it. You dance? I like go to the mall for shopping when I've free time. My name is minny, how are you? I do not get to the beach very often. Too far by bus. What tattoos do you have? I like lifting weights; not doing squats, ever; and ma. Goodnight how are you doing? Stares into the distant past of youth.
__ SILENCE __. Hello, how are you doing today? Hi! long day, so I am alright. And yourself? About to have a nice cold shower and do some singing. Sweet! What kind of songs do you sing? Mainly songs from halo 3 as I play it most of the day. Oh, I did not know there were songs in that game. It is hard to sing alone and listen to anything when you have a moped only. You should sing in the shower! That's what I do. I do, I told you I was about to! Oh I wasn't certain you meant at the same time. Haha! Do you also think eye contact is weird? No, I think it is a good thing! Do you? Yes, I hate when people stare too long. I'm used to getting lots of glazed stares. I work at a bar.