I will work hard for whatever I want. I often play the clown to get attention. I care deeply for my friends and others close to me. I want people to notice me.
How so? I currently going on new diet. Keto I believe its called. Uh hi? and I'm not sure I'm in limbo on what I'm doing in life. No, I'm only 23. I have a greenhouse with trees older than I'm. And playing with my barbies. What is your favorite book? I had to do a lot of reading in law school. Hockey is cool, my dad likes hockey. I am gathering clothes to donate, do you have any? Hi how are you today? Shrimp, I love the cold. Oh my dad need me to help him hang some drywall tomorrow at work. Music totally makes life way easier. How many concerts do you go to a year? Interesting. What is your favorite food? Haha, that's impressive enough! Hm... my pitch is perfect. I like leather an I like to eat. It totally is fun, do you like magic card games? Must make driving a nightmare! I often get frustrated while driving. That's still nice. My pickup truck is a Ford. Love shopping, but if I were not as fabulous as I'm, it would be pointless. Yours? Work pays for it. I've 2 computers and 2 monitors at work. They're threatening legal action but people have been dancing on those tables forever.
__ SILENCE __. Hello, how are things today? Hello, I have been better, but I cannot complain I suppose. Hows life treating you? If you are down maybe I can cheer you up. I'm a bit of a clown. I'm down like a frown, charlie brown. Well, I'm the clown to turn your frown upside down. Perfect! Would you like a scotch? I'm about to pour myself another. I don't drink. I gave it up to support an alcoholic friend in recovery. Bully for you! He did not get a dwi did he? I am studying law. Nope, but I may have other legal troubles you could help with. Please elaborate, I'd love to help a clown in need. I was dancing on a table at a restaurant might have broken some tables. Did the establishment pursue legal action, or simply ask you to pay?