I went on welfare last month, which makes me want to run into traffic in front of big trucks. My father is in prison. My favorite band is creed. I'm a carnivore.
I'm off work from the bar today. No, unless I would like to do some driving on holidays. Do you like italian food? I stay at home with the kids. Hubby is a lawyer. Yes. Do you have any hobbies? I like to hunt ducks and tailgate. Nice. Are you married? I'm, but no kids. Lots of nephews and nieces. I was adopted so I never got to meet my parents. That'sn't a good way to win. Sure. I know a place that is right by the ymca. That is sounding like a rhyme and I want another joke. I was into music then I started mystery books. Well, I do like cheese cake! Ir is yummy, but I prefer chocolate cake! Yum! I am the shortstop I don't play backup. Thank you. What are you passionate about? I enjoy swimming in my free time. Yes, two pets and two kids. Do you own a tv? That is awesome. I eat from a taco truck when I go to the park. I played football while in college. I do not. But I like red drinks. Do you carry a purse? My dad is in prison, which makes me sad. I collect letters from him.
__ SILENCE __. Hello. How are you doing today? I am doing great. Working on my novel. What are you up to? Cool. I'm doing nothing. What is the novel about? It is a love story. I really enjoy writing. Do you write or read? My all time favorite musical group is creed. Yes, I do. Creed is awesome. I found a cool creed pen on Amazon. Is it worth a lot? No but I like to collect pens. Do you collect anything?