I read tons of books. I love to dance. I don T eat meat. I love sharks. I'm witty.
Hi how are you today? That's pretty cool. Do you have any pets? Hi how are you today. I love it. Especially espresso. Aw sorry to hear that. Were you guys close? Hi how are you doing. No, but I've a girlfriend. She lives next door. You? That's something I never heard of before. Not really but nice try.... I am a 19 year old alcoholic. Pays well, lol. I make great money as the manager. I do not care ever since the divorce I read everything. Ah, my back hurts, like it pretty much always does, so I could be better. Yeah. Getting outdoors is important. Even just sitting in the grass. No. I'm pretty much a slacker. I just hang out, skate, and wear old dingy clothes. Coupons are awesome. How are you? Oh yes. Sounds like so much fun. Ets eat donuts. Well I'll help you workout go take a walk. Yeah we got season tickets so beer it is. A vampire fell in the water... a shark bit him... the rest is history... as they say.
__ SILENCE __. It is national shark bite day! Would you like to adopt a shark? Oh no! I'm scared of sharks! Speaking of bites I know a vampire man. You know vampires really exist right? But they no longer eat meat. Oh! I don't like that! But I do like to hang out with my friends. You? Most vampires today exist on super beets they're harmless. Super beets are equivalent to blood? I prefer shrimp! Its my favorite. Lol when you dance with a vampire it is like floating on air because it is! Are there vampires in new Orleans my mother is a palm reader there. New Orleans vampires aren't the veggie kind... they bite for real. Oh God! Well my mom is a palm reader there in new Orleans. I read a book about a vampire shark that terrorized a new Orleans beach. Oh gosh! That's scary! What else do you like?