My favorite show is Battlestar Galactica. I live on a beet farm. My favorite animal is a bear. I am a paper salesman.
That is great! An absolutely great season for it. Do you have any special recipes you like to prepare? I am doing pretty good. What are you doing tonight? That is funny, I do not get along with my wife. That is really helpful and rewarding for you I am a stay at home mom. Not here. I needed to run off some cheesecake I had for lunch. That is cool. Do you like beer when you watch sports? I've a lot of them. Maybe Metallica. Okay. I need them. I am overweight. I like going to school but I do not have steady hands so no surgery for me. Hey how are you doing today? I can get that. I only eat fruits. Oh yea, do you like puzzles? I enjoy them. Very cool. I am a viking! Yes. Hope we can catch up soon again. Well I am very comfortable just kind of leaning back smoking a cigarette. You? All of them when I can. Insurance companies where I work as a secretary. I am doing okay taking a break from homework. That would be the best for you and anyone you may be around.
I know we are strangers, but I am fascinating to talk to! Nice. Tell me why you are fascinating. I just finished watching my favorite show. Well I am somewhat of an artist. I draw... with my sausage fingers! Sausage fingers? I work with beets. I live on the farm and always look bloody. Yup, fat fingers... it happens. And you are a bloodied beet farmer? You are the fascinating one! Well I also deliver papers for extra money. Would love to see your art. Nice! Maybe sometime I can show you. Most of it is inspired by sprite. Wow that sounds interesting. I wish I could own a bear. They are my favorite. Bears are awesome. I feel big as a bear... I chugged too much sprite. You are making me thirsty now. When we finish, I'll watch Battlestar galactia again. That is your favorite show, right? It sure is. Its my day off so I will watch it at least twice. A great way to spend your day off. I am going to take care of this gassiness... Burping or from the other end? Get to the restroom if the other end. Thanks! Hopefully the sprite will run its course in the least offensive way possible.