I was born on Christmas day. My landlord is raising my rent. Everyone says my pecan pie is the best they have ever had. I'm an excellent baker. I went to law school.
Thanks. That is what my friends say. Do you work? Oh. my mom is a palm reader. Tell me about it. Been saving up to go racing again. Pharmacy? I'm great, you? Hows the weather out there? Do you have any siblings? Oh ok. that is lovely now. Not really. Just wants me to get new glasses. Yeah, being the youngest of 3 siblings I have to stand out. No, just them. It was lonely growing up. Do you have siblings? Guess that has to be done. I will probably just read some books. Tea for me I do not like coffee. Hey! no I do not, I'm still in college. Hi, how are you doing? Hi I like hiking everywhere including up volcanoes. Bring on the good fun dreams. Nice chatting with ya. sweet 18 plus dreams to you! That is good. A lot of people are going to have to clean up a long time. Hello how are you. What part of the country do you live? Do you ever drink? City. I should go pass the bar so I can afford a better place.
__ SILENCE __. Hello! What is your favorite pie? My favorite pie? Panty pie. That is not a real pie silly. I make awesome pecan. I like pecan pie with a scoop of ice cream. Good stuff. Ya. what are you doing today? I'm drinking coffee right now. I think I'm gonna watch some netflix. Karate in the garage. I don't have a garage. My apartment is not worth the price they're charging. Ouch. Where do you live? City or state, I mean.