I work as a stand up comedian. My favorite drink is Cuba libre. I did a few small roles in tv series. I had a gig at local theater last night.
I've not but I dream of being a writer so maybe one day. I am really tall, feed your plants to me for nourishment. Yeah, I have lots of friends here, and lots of piercings too. It isn't dark here, I invented solar lamps I keep on all the time. I am like yes mom I know I am single and I like rap music. I'm preparing chicken cordon bleu. I love trying new recipes. That's a great field to go in to. No I like to tinker with cars. I work form home, since I have to check my blood often. That's good. I wish I could say that about myself... I feel stuck in life. I guess I could ballet dance to it. I love movies though. I really love those names for your pets. Whats your favorite music? I am a 2pac fan. I am a teacher and I am trying to get a job in Baltimore. Dang, do you know anything about bitcoin? I've male baldness type patterns going on, and I'm a lady. You need 3 more. Then you too will have 7. I like leather an I like to eat. Cheesecake is my favorite! Cheesecake foredays.
__ SILENCE __. Good afternoon! How are you? I'm ever so bored of these simpletons. You? I'm a Stan up comic, simpletons are how I make a living. I have everything money can buy... what do I do with all this money. Must be nice to have that problem. I still have to work. I married a beautiful woman, miss Usa but she bores me... as do the maids. Sounds like you could be in the tv show I once had a part in. You sound successful... unlike my children. Disappointments plain Amd simple. I hope so. Although my parents wish I was not an actor. I'll adopt you. You will take my fortune when I die. That would be great. I can support the theatre. So long as you bring me cheesecake. Its my favorite.