I am a cartographer. I like to paint outdoors. I like to make bagels. I like to arm wrestle. I used to be a nurse.
I have a husband, he's an engineer so he's quite busy with work. I see that. I might order me one. I do not feel like cooking. Hello! How are you today? I love that colour, my car is black. No but that sounds like an interesting job. I sell herbs and vegetables from my garden and I need to look pretty in my store. Haha that is when I need it most. I edit for a local magazine. Yep, I only wear the finest clothes because that keeps people from noticing my baldness. Nice I like them too! Noooooooooo. but, tomorrow is another day. Haha why do you say that. I have had over 35 different beers. Well it does open you up to a lot of online opportunities. Hi how are you today? Exactly. My parents divorced when I was young. Oh I like to cook when I'm not drawing my comics. I like driving my cars, I've three ferrari. No favorite band, I am too busy with my five acre farm and ten alpacas. Oh okay. You ever been stabbed in the eye? I love to paint. You.
__ SILENCE __. Hi, cartographer, painter, bagel maker, arm wrestler and ex nurse. You? Hello I do enjoy suspense novels. You ever been chase by wild lions? You sing? I do. No but I did enjoy science in high school. Whew! Chicken wings are our friends. You arm wrestle? I do. No but my can beat you. She survived cancer. Huh? I see. I made a unicorn cry. You dance? I do. I dance because I'm single but I'm not looking for any one in particular.