I like to perform stand up comedy. My sister belongs to a cult and hasn't spoken to the family in years. My father was a member of the communist party. I enjoy deep sea diving.
I will eat just about anything, but pretzels are my favorite. Simple, yet delicious. What is it you do on the road? Wow! That is a lot of work. Don't you ever get tired? You can paint anywhere. But at work. And play loud music. Any kind. I do not travel much. I am a substitute teacher. Where have you been lately? Aladin. I live my college, searching for good job. I used to live off coffee with all my late nights playing in a band. That's sad. I moved to Vermont so I don't see my parents often. No, I play professional football. Hello how are you today, I just came in from taking my 2 girls to the mall. Really? My favorite fruit is Apple. Well my brother doesn't like to cook, so food trucks save the day. Well it was nice knowing you, gotta get ready for my show! I'm good just finished teaching a spanish class. Do you go fishing with them? I recently lost my arm in an accident. I am studying to be a doctor! But animals also like me. My fav thing to do is standing in rain. I've not spoken to my sister in years, she's in a cult.
__ SILENCE __. Yo! I do gigs as a stand up comic! Hey buddy that is nice. I use my military discount to go to comedy clubs. My sis is in a weird cult, haven't heard from her in years. Oh no! Have you tried to contact her or get her back? My dad was a commie, a full member so no. So sorry man. Being former military I lost a lot of people. It sucks. Deep sea doing is what I really enjoy though. I like to exercise and play football. My dad was a participated in the communists. That sucks man. Hope your nothing like him. I work as a stand up comedian. I work as a truck driver now. I just bought a camper to start camping.