I'm male. I live to not disappoint my loved ones. I'm a jack of all, master of none. My weakness are sweets.
That sounds relaxing. I might go ride a horse tomorrow. What do you like to sing about? Oooo, better get on soundcloud soon. I feel like I don't have a choice. I'm doing well. How are you? Avoid him is your best bet if you want to live. Is it his birthday today? Deal. You could see my plants. Its very good to hear, can you give the chance after you degree. I'm doing great. How about you? That's awesome, I walk the hallways listening to tool. Just the pasta my wife makes. Do you like to cook? What city are you from? Just going to do some more work. Respond to job leads. Etc. Great! Been working on character voice I do on the radio. That's exciting! What are you going to school for? Romantic suspense. My heroine in my current novel is a swat officer. Ironic. What do you do for a living? There is not much to do here in the desert. I like to bike ride, bird watch. I do not. I disappoint my loved ones.
__ SILENCE __. Hey how are you tonight. My name is jack, I have a mean black Ford truck. Hi Jack. I'm a jack of all trades. I'm not bragging, it is a Ford f150. Wow. That is a cool one. Would love to have it. Are you mocking my name? Do you have a Ford truck? No. I'm not. Its my weakness. So you do not have a Ford truck!