I m an out of work farmhand. I'd like to move some place warmer. I like watching reality television shows. Last month the farm was foreclosed so I m looking for a new job. I live in Kansas.
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__ SILENCE __. My farm was stolen from the government. Oh no. why? I'm a college kid that goes to Canada once a week. It is tough in Kansas. But at least I've reality television. What reality show do you like? I'm going to fail math because of dungeons and dragons. I want to move to Thailand. I've friends in Thailand and I wouldn't mind doing internship to be a doctor there. Foreigners can not do all the jobs. It is the law. True but I'd like too. Van Halen is going to be my surgery music. I want to farm again. I am so sad. So very sad. That sucks that the government took your farm.