My mother was a weightlifter. I've blonde hair. My feet smell. I love money.
I drive really fast cars for a living. What do you do for fun? I love greys anatomy. Oh ok! I'm a country girl, so I automatically think mud. I live in my car all the time. Thank you that sounds wonderful. I tend to watch game of thrones instead of useful shows like Bob Ross. The color or the artist? Because she's a god! Oh really that's nice. I have to work. I am a cop in Detroit. Hello. How has your day been. That works. I love music. I especially have a love for smooth jazz. Yes! I do love reading. I've so many autographs from authors! Why you always bring up yo daughters? You know my baby mama cut me. Ha! great tactic, I will try that. I'm on social media alot. Gotta get out an mingle its so fun. Watch netflix. Avoid my disapproving father. Its all good. I get all the love I need from work. Haha. Do you have to get up early in the morning to make bagels? Anywhere that has good food and museums. After while crocodile, not to soon baboon.
__ SILENCE __. Good afternoon, how are you? I'm pretty good and you? Great except for my stinky feet, Pew. You should spray those down. They smell bad, it goes good with my blonde hair. You sould put some socks on then. My mother and I are both champion weightlifters. You two should pick me up then. We do it for money, she loves the money like I love it. Yeah sounds like a nice pick up. Well got to run, later gator! Take care! By alligator slater bye bye.