I work as a plumber. I can do many celebrity impressions. I can speak four languages fluently. I volunteer in my son s boy scout troop. I am an award winning 4h member.
I am good, what part of the country are you from? Sounds easier than my day. Don't you wish you can just pick up and leave. No, I've a buddy with a small fishing boat. Do you enjoying eating ham? Doing well, enjoying my time off. Relaxing at the beach. Are there nice gentlemen there that like women with 4 breasts? Do you ever play jokes or find good paintings? I'm in California. Ever been? That is ok. I cant type either. Oh man yes. Especially this time of year. Surprisingly Florida has the best. I understand. I'm making some fried fish for dinner. Do you cook? Of course! A dog and two cats. What about you? It is a good afternoon. I am fine, how bout yourself? Your gut would be right about that. Oddly, I never learned to like beer myself. Hello! my husband and five kids just returned home and want food. Not that I'm aware of. I spend my time working at home. Yeah well there is always facetime lol. Hello how are you today? My back is hurting terribly today. Mexican mole, just wanted to share that I bought a car today. He is definitely my favorite actor. Which of his movies is your favorite?
__ SILENCE __. Hi, how are you doing today? I've been better. How about yourself? I am great. What is going on with you? I am under a lot of stress. My farm was foreclosed and I cannot find work. Sorry to hear that. I make ok money as a plumber. Always looking for help. Are you anywhere near Kansas? No I am in California. Sorry. Have you tried searching online? I've, but no luck here. I've always wanted to move some place warmer. It is a great state. I wish I could cheer you up with my celebrity impressions. Who is your best impersonation? I do a great Jim carrey. I perform for my sons boy scout troop. That is awesome. I used to love his movies!