I have purple hair. I'm 6 feet tall. I'm a genius. I collect stray people like crazy cat ladys collect cats.
Hey, how are ya doing today? Hi there, how is your night? Wanna hear something cool?.. That would be kinda cool but www.... I am ok, worried about my surgery tomorrow. You? I live around lots of mountains so I practice yoga and love to hike the mountains. Wow! I also work in the medical field and spend long hours working at the local hospital. What else do you enjoy? Yeah it is a little violent. Where are you moving too? So, whats your fav. Movie? At least you are safe, that is all that matters. I'm off work from the bar today. I like fusion.. I'm a good cook. Maybe, like, our kids could get together for a rainy day playdate?? That is great! What kind of food are you cooking today? I like to sew and I wait tables. I lead a pretty boring life I guess. Actually, I have. My son finished it and suggested I read it. I am in love with pandas. I'm fine. Thank you for asking. The homeless think that my purple hair is berrys or something.
__ SILENCE __. I am six feet tall, lets see if you are worthy of joining my collection. My bro lives in Uk, and my show is friends. Cool. My hair is purple and I kidnap homeless people. How cool. I own a business. What do you do with homeless people? Basically keep them in my house like human pets. Because I am that damn smart. I find that insane. I enjoy sushi. Whatever. What simple business do you own, lay person? I own a simple business of selling things. I find that insane. Are you taller than me? My height is 6 feet. I'm about the same size. If you were homeless I would reject you. I only collect small humans. Well if you were homeless I would give you water. I'm too smart to be homeless. I have an iq of over 160. You do not got to me smart to homeless.