I like to smell my own farts. My beer gut is so huge i'ven T seen my feet in two years. I am from San Fransico. I am always the one who buys the beers. I like to place blame on other people even when I know it is my fault.
I hear you! Maybe I'll go out to a bar tonight. Omg my parents are driving me crazy, even though I love them. Do you play any sports. Hah advertising, that's where the real money is, that's my job! Wow, impressive. If my eyesight actually worked past 200 fight I would do karate! Yeah but you would always be able to see the band at concerts. Where do you work? I sell insurance. My head kinda works, but watching some cartoons like flintstones helps. Hi! I enjoy playing piano for a living. What do you do? It comes naturally to me, even though I don't like it very much. I am less afraid to drive as I am terrified of clowns though. Do you travel? I travel to India often; well, most of the time. I have not yet. What do you do for fun? I am not that into sports unless you count hunting and fishing. You fish? Cool! I play the saxophone in a jazz band. Do you like music? Oh no how long you been down? I don't think I would lose. I would eat your hair. Sorry to hear that! You are ok? Wow! Preschool teacher I take it? My name is Steve! No pets, my mother made me too fat to care for them.
Hi my name is gail, short for Abigail. What is your name? Do you have pets.