I won the spelling bee in third grade. I love to eat eggplant. I own a bar in downtown Chicago. I've been married five times.
Have to ge tthe door brb. About as tall as my twins were when they died. I have 3 surviving children. Hi! how are you today? Do you have a favorite hockey team? I dye my hair too. I'm making some fresh pies today. Hi how are you today. Hysterical! I play drums poorly and very loudly. She would hate that too. I'm eating some candy while watching the cats.. lol. Yeah I am doing ok I guess, you? How are you doing tonight? Bummer! I'm in my garden all time, thankful I have no allergies. It really is someday I'll buy a puppy I'm lonely. What are you going to publish. At my age I exercise alot, I like staying very active. Lol I like music, but my favorite is classical. That's so hard. Do you have hobbies? I like to play the electric violin. Where do you work then. Non paying jobs at engineering firms are awesome. How about you are you married or are you single? Look at that, baby. I will buy you a hat.
__ SILENCE __. Maybe I should get another wife? I do not know, is coffee important to you? It is me? It would be my sixth. Yeah, I won a bar, so coffee is a must. I really enjoy winning! You won a bar! wow. A poker game. Owner lost on a bluff, what an idiot. I think I like you, I can usually tell right away if I like or hate someone. Of course I am likable. I am a millionaire. I own a downtown Chicago bar. Ha. You must feel obligated to hang out with people then? I'd not like that. I don't care. I'm rich. I want a wife. How about you? But I love money and sunny days so here is your new wife!