I got a new job. Favorite color is green. I like cats. I like cars.
Yes, as an fancy accountant I have many many of these. Five. What are you setting? That sounds fun. I'm a stay at home girlfriend. My boyfriend is a Nasa engineer. Do you listen to music while you bike? I just cannot stop listening. Every city is sports aware when there's money to make. Hi there! Are you a republican, or a democrat like me? Do you collect anything for personal use? Nice safe area? I have to carry an edged weapon when I go for a walk. Hey, I just got back from fishing. How are you? Playing with my dogs and making cheesy potatoes. Specifically my third child is on the way. Hi! I just adopted a new puppy and he likes to take all my attention. I work at the local grocery store... where I scare kids. Wonderful! When you are kind to others you will receive kindness in return. Hello, how are you tonight? Do you like to play video games? Nocturnal animals, which I only watch on sundays. Are those stories creepy or not? That is interesting. Where did you meet? What do you do for a living.
__ SILENCE __. I just got hired for a brand new job today. How are you doing tonight. I am fine and you, I am wearing my favorite green shirt. That is is cool and I am great tonight. I found a stray cat today I really adore cats. I am not really a cat person. My new job consist of stealing cars, I love cars. That don't sound like a good job.