I like to dance. I love shoes. I like pizza. I like to shop.
I play football, drink and eat pizza with my boys. Yes, can I come visit you. I won't make you eat vegetarian haha. Haha good, I hope so! Maybe one day I will try again! Hey stranger. What are you doing? Great how are you? What are you favorite thing? I am an awesome guitar player. No, I did not know! Where do you live? I could never do those poses, drives me nuts, lol. I just love to lol do you. On my good days, a national guard officer. Other days, a normal person. Good morning. How are you doing today? I started learning to cook when I was 6. Took classes for a dozen years. Yeah I am pretty good I think but compared to other people not really. Do you work? I'm an offshore oil rigger. You should find a friend and get out more. I like outdoors and hiking myself. I work and study, lol. I just got hired at Mcdonald recently. He might eat my favorite italian food but chocolate isn't good for dogs. I've a dog named Mei. She is a border collie with energy to spare. Most definitely. Chanel? Louboutin? Gucci? Let me know what you want.
__ SILENCE __. Hey! I am here dancing and eating pizza! Nice I love to cook, seems you are having fun. Always! I went shopping today for new shoes. Cool, I don't like wide open spaces so I avoid shopping. I can take you shopping in Paris. It is not so wide open. Oh cool, my profession is gourmet cook, I can cook you something. I would love some shrimp scampi like how the make it at red lobster. I got you, I was published in the new yorker magazine. Are. You. serious? I am so impressed. Yep that is what I do. Can you come cook for my party? Sure will if you take me shopping in Paris haha.