I am a really, really good guitar player. My parents used to work in politics, until they discovered the goodness within themselves. I don't like wearing pants when I don't have to. I enjoy John Gresham movies, but not his books. My girlfriend tells me she's going to leave me almost every day.
Does your dad work a lot? I make beautiful cakes for a living. Hi mark, who is Melissa? Is that who you want to be? Are you a doctor or a nurse? I will have more time in the summer, we can go to concerts and movies. What do your parents do? My dad is a mechanic. That is a really good company to work for from what I hear. Hmmm maybe an actress since my grades aren't the best. Whats out west? I have a lot of piercings. You? Yes that's short! My two dogs are probably taller than you lol. Lucky. So what do you do for fun? I live in West Virginia with my husband. Hmmm did I mention my kids are young? Whittling is danger. My parents died in a car crash, so I like to build modelplanes. I consider trips to the beach a religious experience, does that count? You can run it off in that field. I would still buy to help you get richer, never too much money. What are those? I'm going to be majoring in business. What is your major? Oh do you do artistic nude paintings of eachother holding pies? I do because I love food. I eat a lot like very large meals. That's alright I love to kiddos.
__ SILENCE __. Sup bro? Feel like jammin this evening? Like a jam band huh? Yeah dude, don't mean ta toot my own horn but I am a wicked guitar player! Very cool. Where do you work? Ugh.. well.. kind in between jobs right now, just working out of my parents garage, you? I'm divorced and need a date bad. Help. Well, my girlfriend tells me she's going to leave pretty much every day, call me maybe? I've two kids though.