I have sausage fingers. I m bloated. I like sprite soda. I m funny.
Tell me more about you. I am interested. I've not but my dream is to travel all over the world. I cannot walk due to amputations... no hobbies for me. Do you want to move away. I'm a fraud. You are the 1st person that I told. 15, 000. No I just want that good health. Oh wow! I only manage a restaurant with my brothers. That is amazing! You tall or short? I'm tall! Weird, what color is your skin? I'm blue. Oh how kind of you!! What a nice friend you are. Sunday greetings to you. How are you today? My day has been good! Watching my favorite tv show currently. That is cool! I hate all their shedding though I am allergic to dust. I didn't mean to sound rude. I do like music. Do you like ice cream? Sis cries herself to sleep having ms n not able to work. Lots of work. I used to drive a big rig, now I just fix them. Much simpler. I bet it is. Not as relaxing as my garden though. Nah. Right now, I'm living in a condo with my two younger brothers. Not sure. You ever been to Yellowstone? You like Hershey? I do. you married? Hi. how are you today? Just a dog. He has to listen to my corny jokes!
__ SILENCE __. Hello. How are you? Hello! I'm great. Just eating the candy I love gummy bears! How about you? Doing well. I like pop, especially sprite. I like coke. I would make a coke float but lactose intolerance stops me. I feel like I float a lot because I bloat easily. I used to bloat until I started drinking orange juice which is also favorite color! Do you like jokes? People tell me I have a great sense of humor. I do like jokes. Especially ones about parakeets since I have one. Do you have any other pets? Yes, I have 3 dogs, 1 cat, and 1 fish. How about you?