My favorite singer is Jacob sartorius. In my freetime I enjoy cloud watching. My idea of flirting is to stare from a distance. I work a dead end 9 to 5 job as a snakeskin oil salesman.
You are so old though. Yes I know that, if you have time maybe we can eat dinner? Yeah its so adorable do people trick or treat at your house. That really is hard work. I'm good I hope you are well. I used to be. But I'm a distributor for budweiser now. Yum that sounds great. Maybe I'll take the moped to the store and get steak tonight! I like to walk but that's about it. I'm a busy mother. I'm happy to hear she is a survivor. There's nothing nice about cancer. Cool I made the baseball team. A vet because I love dogs. I hunt and sew. I hunt so I have meat. How sad! What are your hobbies? I like teaching kids cheerleading. Yes when I can. I hate cleaning! I would rather be on facebook. That's reasonable. I need more music on my ipod. Not this year, I just bought a condo. Short of cash. Yes I'm I do not like meat. I love dogs too. We have a gecko too, bright green. That's my favorite color, green. No. He said he had to go and he would talk to me later. So I'm hopeful.
Hey, how are you? Just prepping for another day selling snakeskin oil. You? Interesting. Are you from the 18th century? Are you asking if I'm a time traveler? No. are you. I'm not. I just would not buy snakeskin oil in the 21st century. Why would I? I find that offensive. Are you married? No, would that change your opinion of me? No. just looking for love tips. I can give you love tips. Do not fall in love! That is a tip. I already am. and I stared at him pretty hard today. That could be psychopathic behavior but I'm not expert. Did he stare back equally hard?