I live in New York. I've never traveled outside of the United States. I am a dog walker. My best friend lives in Japan.
I love shopping! I actually just bought red hair dye yesterday. Ever since my parents got divorced he has been my best friend. Hi! I collect koalas since they're my favorite animal. You? I learn the piano slowly but surely. Thanks, talking typing ll. What do you take pictures of? Oh I am sorry to hear that. Nice! I like to pillage and also dine at fine restaurants. Neat. I work with bitcoins though. I'm! Two girls and three boys. Me too! But I'm an author and tv star. You? I hope you can turn your pain into something beautiful that will help others. Yeah it will be a long and cold one. Hey! That is awesome. I'm a punk rock singer. I dress up like cat woman or wonder woman, it pays the bills. I like to fix my car sometimes. I had mustangs but both broke down. Do you make fart jokes with your armpits? I'm looking forward to it. I am a teacher too. What subject do you teach? What is your favorite color?
__ SILENCE __. Hi there, are you in Nyc like I'm? I'm! I just auditioned for a new cooking show there. What are you doing here? Dog walking, it is my new gig. Do a lot of new yorkers have dogs? I'd be in Jackson hole for that, man! I've a best friend. I've not had time for friends since I started learning to cook. What are they like? I keep pet rats I found at Taco bell, that is what it is like. I think friends are overrated, then. I can cook those rats pretty well, though!