I still have a photo from my senior prom in my wallet. My sister is becoming my mother and often asks me when I m getting married. I own five pairs of the same pants. I often think about quitting my job and becoming a roadie for Justin Bieber. I am not a big fan of waiting in line.
I don't think that we discriminate based on height. Your wife makes a good pasta? Making me hungry. Oh yeah? Katy Perry is my all time favorite! Hello how are you today. Hmmm. Boozer is my french bulldog. You have pets? I'll have to do that one day. I want to start taking vacations soon. 25. youve lived with your parents this whole time? Good evening, how was your day? What is a concert? Is it outside? I want to go play outside. I'm packing up the suv for a trip tp the mountains. Nice!!! How would you do that?? Watching a soccer game with my dad. I am doing good. How was your day today? I like parties. I like sports. How have I never thought to combine the two!? I do not have any pets. Do you like animals? Aww, that is so sweet. I am great! So great I'd like to know if you know God? I love country music as well!! That's fine. Whats your favorite food? I love food trucks. If you don't watch yourself you can get a stroke from all that salt.
__ SILENCE __. Hi do you eat bacon. Yes I love it almost as much as I love ice cream and my fiance. I have a house on the moon, you should come visit someday. I just got engaged and we had bacon and ice cream. How about that. Big deal, I rode on a turtles back. Yes I'll go visit as soon as this course I am taking online is over. I hear you just bought a luxury spaceship to fly thru space. Oh yeah! Well I've two fiances but I work for a cab company. 2 fiances, that's double the fun, good for you. I am a contractor for them but I moonlight as a time traveler. I think I seen you in a 1970s movie, you a crazy nugget! Yes I played the ice cream man in a few classics. Those were the days. Pizza, pizza, and more pizza, the solution to all problems. I love pizza too. Just like bacon and ice cream. Put them all together.