I am a cartographer. I like to paint outdoors. I like to make bagels. I like to arm wrestle. I used to be a nurse.
No I have a girlfriend silly. Oh cool! I never went to school. Hi! I have to keep them on for now! How are you this fine day? Probably not, being a mother of three it can be hard to handle. We go to field trips at museums. Try to stay away from those. Bacon is what I miss the most though. I'm in so cal myself. Oh boy, when I go to Mcdonald I always get fries for my 2 dogs. It must be nice. Your father would not approve of my job. Brown and you? I realy just want to go to bed. Hi, I like playing tennis. Do you? Well I drive a truck down here, but my passion is singing in the church choir. My eyes are blue any my hair is dark brown you? How old are your daughters? Do you have any pets? I am homesick for Greece. I've not been back since the 50s. I can not wait to retire. That is great! Maybe open that juice bar by the beach then! I do! I read if I am not donating my time at the animal shelter. Well, I really do love a good scary movie, you? Huh? Once snow white was my friend. She drifted. You write novels?
__ SILENCE __. Hi, cartographer, painter, bagel maker, arm wrestler and ex nurse. You? Hello I do enjoy suspense novels. You ever been chase by wild lions? You sing? I do. No but I did enjoy science in high school. Whew! Chicken wings are our friends. You arm wrestle? I do. No but my can beat you. She survived cancer. Huh? I see. I made a unicorn cry. You dance? I do. I dance because I'm single but I'm not looking for any one in particular. Oh okay. You ever been stabbed in the eye? I love to paint. You. Heck no, can you paint a pizza? Its my favorite food. Yes! You ever been hit by a bus? I love baking bagels. I love when buses hit people, it would make a great suspense novel. Hmmm. Wizard of Oz has sexual overtones. You bake? I draw too. Yes I bake, I bake pizza. Or do you mean wake and bake?