I like drinking expensive wine. I own a french bulldog. I once lost a diamond at a debutante ball. I like getting my nails done. I am unemployed and living off a trust fund.
Good just got back from a adoption event at work. Its currently blue and orange. Hey how are you today. Oh cool. Why did you take the day off? My wife would not let me get close enough to her with my orange cheetos fingers! What is your favorite food? Mine is shrimp and lobster with pasta. It makes me popular at school but I feel like it is wrong. She said I was pretentious. I told her to send her kids to boring school. Mostly square dancing its great. Do you have any children. New wife or farm? I will just set around and watch reality tv shows. I love fall and winter they're my favorite. Oh you are getting married? Hi! how are you doing? Peroxide and koolaid are a cheap route, make me feel punk rock even though I'm quiet. Hey there, how are you today? I play music do you? It is a little too hot there for me! But sounds cool! Well that's most important. Hi, how are you doing.
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