My hair is black. I'm gluten free. I am a writer. I like rock climbing.
No. my mom was a librarian. I must have inherited her passion! I am great, how are you? As I am getting old, I prefer cross stitching. Alpacas! I've 10 of them! True there is no place like home. How are you doing this evening. I am doing ok tonight. That is good. I play sports, it helps me stay balanced. I'm doing good just got home. Yeah but you need money to pick up and go. I do have friends in California. I happen to live in Chicago and I own a bar there. I dyed it black for a role. That sounds excited. I hope you win too. What a big family. You must be young, I'm 77 can you believe it. I got my bachelors degree, but I've been wanting to go back to graduate school. Always going for your wallet? It sure can be! I wish I could make it faster. Good. I just got finished walking my 2 dogs. I also have 4 cats. I do not have any kids. I don't like peaches, they're nasty.
__ SILENCE __. Do you want to brush my hair? Um no thank you. I only brush hair for my best buddy mommy. That made me kinda sad. I am going to write a book about it. Will there be mermaids in it? Mermaids are so cool. I met one once. Nah, just a mean person who hates me. My four sisters hate me. They are jealous of my relationship with mommy. Why? that doesn't sound good. They do not like when she holds me when I am scared on elevators. That is not a good reason to hate someone. I know. Maybe I will ask my mermaid friend to tell them that. I hope you do, I hope it works out. Thank you. Did you know mermaids like iced tea almost as much as I do? I did not know that. I do not like iced tea. I think there's gluten. No gluten in iced tea. You should try peach tea.