I larp on the weekends in the forest. I could move out, but she doesn t want me to. I miss my dad. There I m a general of an orcish army. In reality I m 32 and live at home with my mother.
Well my mom taught me to sing along with her students. I got pets too. Probably why I'm not married. Lol. Nice. Are you married? I just got divorced. Jesus woman, you ever get a minute to yourself? I like fishing too. I also like to hike. Okay I got my husband at the university and we are married. You must be very talented, I ski professionally and compete in events. Hello. How are you. Are you having a good day? Yea I've never been to the carribean. I'd love to go. Oh wow surprised I got married, listening to Taylor Swift almost made me not. How big are they? Haha. Do you like tv at my age that is all I do. I could come play for the party. As long as it isn't on a weekend. Hopefully, there is a good wing place. I eat hot wings everyday. Cool. What color are your eyes? Yellow roses if the 10 alpacas I've do not eat them. Sounds like he might give you courage. I'm inspired by ponies... What kind of petitions? That surely is time consuming. Hello! Who am I speaking with today? Vera died. My dad is missing. I want to dance. You?
__ SILENCE __. You larp? So do i! lets do this! Heck yeah. Where is my foam sword? Ready? Vera died. I asked her to stop singing. You sing? I sing opera, and boil pasta. My dog is my only friend. What can we do?