I work in retail. I drink diet coke. I spend too much time shopping. I love Katy Perry. I drive a Ford taurus.
Thanks for the offer. My therapist doesn't help so I may quit going. You should. Life is too short to keep that in. Hello. I enjoy my party store job. Where do you work? Hello I'm Pat and I'm 23. Do you like running when you are free? I can pick you up in mine and show you my Atari cartridge collection. I work from home and listen to my neighbors argue at night. That's like a job. I love pepperoni pizza! Do you have a job? I just celebrated the 24th anniversary of my 29th birthday. I am american too. What part are you in? I like the person delivering everything I have bought online! Lol. No, Chicago. Small world, huh? I only shop at whole foods. So that is a definite no! Oh, I maily listen to r B, especially when I am going on my long walks. None yet, maybe some day... you? Hi how are you doing. You seem like a big child! You should eat beets. They are good for you. Hi! I'm a kid. How old are you? Awe, do you have any kids? I love being around kids and dogs. Well, judging by what you are doing for your dog, that's not true.
__ SILENCE __. Hi! I wanted a new purse, spent all day shopping... no money left. I spent all day at the vets! My little dog just cost me 7000. Wow! What happened to the poor thing? He swallowed a watch battery and had to have part of his intestine removed. Oh no. did you have that kind of money available? I'm taking a second job to pay the bill cleaning park toilets gross. That's very noble of you! I would have to take extra work, too. Someday I'll be a teacher. Are you in college? I regret not going myself. Yes. But I got so mad at my professor, I stopped going to class. What happened? What did he do? He called me an entitled princess I have a bad temper.