I like to place blame on other people even when I know it is my fault. I'm from San Fransico. My beer gut is so huge i'ven T seen my feet in two years. I'm always the one who buys the beers. I like to smell my own farts.
There is a big city where my friend lives, it has plants. I go to the ymca too!!! Water aerobics. Do you travel much? Hello how are you, I'm doing pretty good myself. Nice, do you volunteer there? Ready for this? Paris! Not my idea, my sisters. I am a lot nervous. I'm well. I'm currently getting ready to teach my yoga class. Hi how did your day go today? I'd love the beach right now. Why a cat when you can have dogs? I need to know because I'm a fan. Hi I am an avid skier and skater who has 2 dogs and 4 cats. Awesome, my favorite animal. What is his name. That's awesome, what else do you like. No, I've never been to Mexico. How long have you lived there? Oh you play in it? What instrument do you play? Oh okay, I guess that explanation is good enough lol. I understand. Pets need lots of attention. Do you like music? Ugh, that's horrid. I've to go to the gym later, do you workout? I am a security guard. It is a good job, just tiering. That would be great. Can I bring my camera to take pictures. Are you an alien or something?
__ SILENCE __. Hey there bro. how is it going? I am doing good just feeding my snake. Sweet! Do you feed your snake beer? No I don't. Have you ever went skydiving? Not yet, I don't think a plane could lift me. Do you like to play video games? Yes but whenever I play, someone always screws up. I understand. What games pay? Halo is fine. Where are you from? I'm from the planet Saturn.