I'm on a low carb diet. I am trying to become a male model in hollywood. I recently had a private lunch with will ferrell. I am a huge fan of classical jazz. I overcame urinary cancer at age 18.
Well, not actually. Just my house is mine. The island belongs to everyone. I am a waitress, actually. Aspiring writer at heart. I'm an artist. I dyed my hair red today. My reality tv is talking to strangers on the subway. I actually do not because I am really into animals. Hello how was your day? Well.. I live on a big boat.. so I can just sail with my newly husband. That's nice. Do you live in a city? I really love travelling, I'm in Japan right now. I've not been home in years. Yes in fact I am. Well come visit me. I've a cute french bulldog. I live in a mansion like a princess might right now. Do you like basketball? You are a farmer? Cows make me sing songs lol. They're nice and I don't have to worry about them being wheel chair accessible. Good would been better with someone with me. I don't dance. Do you want people to think you are cool? I do. Never seen it. I will have to check it out. I like to watch football. I like to listen to jazz and feed cats.
__ SILENCE __. Hello! Today is my birthday. Happy birthday friend!! Did you enjoy your day? I did! Will Ferrell and I went on a date. Wow! What is he like? He'sn't like the person he played in elf. Is he like the person he played in step brothers? Yes I think so! Honestly I've no idea. Well, happy birthday just the same. My family live far from me, across country. Do you miss being with them? Mostly, yes. I recently graduated and I'm looking for a marketing job. What do you want to market? Baseball stuff mainly, I like playing sports with friends. That sounds very cool. I am bad at sports. What about you, what do you do for fun?