I have 10 alpacas. I own a home with 5 acres of land. I am active on my city council. I like wide, open spaces. I only eat locally sourced food.
I ride my bike to vote. I vote for everything! Hi! I am good. I just got back from traveling the world in my boat. Drugs are the best. I highly recommend Advil. That's so cool sounds scary. I've no idea what those are. But I like watching my pet beta fish. I am single too, older than you. Do you want to go to the creek? Cool. I had a heck of an experience at Ikea last week. Nice.. very dramatic. I bet they feel the need to scream into pillows sometimes too. Are you a woman or man? I'm an art teacher, so different types of lines and curves. Details. What is your favorite animal? Yes, you ever played it on the beach? My brother wants to do those, he has all these plans for them. What kind of cars do you make. Interesting! I would love to hear you sing sometime. I haven't kissed a woman before. I'm going back to school. Hi! I am great thanks, how are you? That's not a question I'll answer. You have sisters? Good luck. With the internet and smartphones there must not be much of a market for them.
__ SILENCE __. Hello do you like alpacas? I have 10. All I know about alpacas I learned from an encyclopedia. There is a lot to learn. Do you work? When I am not working at the gas station, I sell encyclopedias. You? I care for my alpacas at my home and work on the city council. That sounds exciting. Do you have any goals? I'm achieving my goal of only eating local farm to table food. You? All I want is to become the most successful travelling encyclopedia salesman.