My mother is from Russia. She died when I was 18. I opened up a restaurant three years later. She taught me to cook. I have a dog.
Great! Just listening to some alt rock. You? That's awesome. The Red Sox. I ran 100 meter dash in high school. I'm four. I want to be rich like a princess. I love rock music, what do you listen to? You are really starting to make me angry. I do office work, it isn't too exciting. Same here! It keeps me entertained. I see. Would you like to go to a concert? My treat. Do you take your family with? I study rocks. Do you like rocks? Can't live without em. Not too much. I really like trains since I work on the railroad. You? Just a small pet cat. You have cats? No... I'm more of a car person. Yeah that's cool, what is your favorite color? Cool! Is their meat edible? I love trying different meats. So you have already traveled the world! How lucky. I did not. Not into sports. I do enjoy cooking and swimming though. Dogs can deal with cold better than we can but I hate being cold. That sounds fun. What kind of dancing do you do. You are very talented. I wish my rat tail soup would be popular.
__ SILENCE __. Hello, how are you doing? Hello! I'm well, minus the missing little toe. Ouch! I'm sad its the anniversary of my mothers death. I'm sorry to hear that news. Did she enjoy dogs? I've 4 of them. She did! I have her dog. Right on. Do you enjoy green eggs and ham? I do not... I like swimming though. That's very popular in my restaurant! The kids love ie. Glad that they do! I really love to cook. Are you hiring? Mother taught me to cook! We are looking for an exterminator. For what? I have a buddy that does that. Well the health department was not too fond of the rats. They are everywhere is Russia! Commie rat bastards!!!! Good thing I love to swim. Can you swim from Russia to Sarah pains house in Alaska? I believe I can.... the 4 dogs will keep me company.