I'm a painter. I live a lie. My wife hates me, she thinks I am lazy and poor. I paint organic scenes with pretty trees.
Good! I just ate a bunch of green apples. My favorite. How are you? I am awesome! How are you? I just moved to Sweden and I hav not found work yet. What do you do? Were you in prison before? What do you think of librarians? That is what I want to be. How many types of beer have you tried? 35 maybe? I spend most of my free time outside. What do you do in your freetime? I am disabled I want to go back to school. Hello how are you doing today. Oh, bummer. What about adventure? I cruse fast on my moped. No I hate any type of traffic, would not want the stops to interrupt my radio news. You sould put some socks on then. Yeah. I thought people get to move out for college? Well have some chocolates. I love them too. Great. Just listening to some pink floyd. You? No, kids are the best! Sometimes on my bike rides I see children playing. Ok, I will smile when I sleep. They ate your Xbox? Wow, didN T know they could do that. I like music, playing the piano. I sing too, but not such a great voice. Don't get stuck! Oh dear.
__ SILENCE __. Hi. I'm super lazy. It can be enjoyable to be lazy sometimes. I like to relax on the beach. I love to paint trees. That sounds nice. I ride my bike on a nice path that goes through the trees.