My children are a disappointment. My favorite dessert is cheesecake. I'm bored of my maids. I married miss Usa. I have more money than I know what to do with.
This is supposed to sound like a natural conversation. You do not get it. That is okay. I went to school for american literature and education. Hi there, how are you. Wow that's cool though, are you in highschool. Web design and photography. What do you do for fun? A little, I know she hates me though. Also thinks I'm lazy. I have two daughters so I know all about disney princesses! I unfortunately moved to Penn state. No, have you traveled any where? What make and models do you like. Nice. That's the best. Ha! ha! Hey if you ever need your computer fixed, I bet I could work on it. Ahhh, you made my night. Right on. Tell me about yourself. What do you do for work? Oh yeah, love em. My bro gets annoyed I grow a lot in our apartment haha. Do you own a dog or cat? Hello, how are you doing today? Most people think I am pretty cool to be honest, where do you travel? As long as you are reading, that is all that counts. Hi, how are you doing?
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