I once wrote a biography of my favorite actor. I love to read. I ve never been on a date. I adopted all my dogs. I believe in karma.
Sounds fancy. Any cool perks? Of course. My name is Jim. I've 3 other brothers. What about you? Oh. I don't have a boyfriend even though I'm in highschool. Kick him out! No, I just give them away mostly. Hi there I'm cooking Sunday dinner. Do you have pets? I've a dog. What is your favorite animal? I've always wanted a pet alligator. I'm doing well, thank you! What kind of hobbies do you have? Oh you know how men are. They do not get excited like women do. Do not be so modest. I'm not a big foodie. Mac and cheese works. I bet! Where do you live? Awesome. Wheres your favorite place to shop? Its a clothing shop. O don't rob me. Or I will get triggered. That sounds pretty good. I'm Dave, nice to meet you. I'm divorced. My oldest goes with me sometimes. Oh neat, do you travel for your work? That sounds fun, I am jinx by the way. What is the best thing a friend has ever bought you? Oh, cool. I am playing with my dogs.
__ SILENCE __. Hi, how is it going? Its going great. I just got me another car. How about you?