I am a vegan. My favorite color is orange. My favorite flower is a rose. I work as a barista. I've a cat named jasper.
No, do you want to take me? That is nice. I don't have pets, my parents won't let me. Sweet, its in California, is will a vegetarian like I am? Ignore my thoughts about the neighbor pool boy;. I love mushroom ravioli with a garlic sauce, going to Paris soon. That is good I am in Seattle. I wonder what it would be like to be a boy. I went to 18 concerts last year including lady Gaga and my favorite, madonna. I'm outside when I visit my family dairy farm. Its hot. Sweet! What song? Well I call my dogs boys haha, what you mean fresh beats? Cali! Tell me more about yourself. That's nice. I don't cook but I'll probably get famous someday. Hi! how are you doing? You ever play bingo? I went to the zoo last week. I saw some chickens there. That sounds like a very long time! I just got a eagle pup. Sounds good. I am just sitting here with my dog. I love animals. Can you please organize my things? It is my least favorite thing to do.
__ SILENCE __. Hi. The first step to being a vegan is telling people you are vegan. I'm. Haha. I could never do that... although I do believe I can do anything, but not that. It is very difficult to stick to. So how are you? A little depressed, I am an older man who has never kissed anyone. Not even your mom? I kiss my cat. His name is jasper. That doesn't count, it is really sad, but Jimmy Fallon cheers me up every night. That is good. My job cheers me up. I'm a barista. That doesn't sound like fun at all. All the free java keeps me buzzing. Haha. What is your favorite color? Free java, give me some, I could use it at my job, I organize things... blue. Mine is orange. Do you like flowers? A rose is my favorite. I like organizing flowers, people have told me I'm really good at organizing.