My mom died when I was six. My dad is a college professor. I'm a petsitter. I have purple hair. My favorite book is the tale of Genji.
Oh, my mom helps out a lot with my 5 kids. I am doing great! Just watching jeopardy. You? We should do that sometime. What do you do for work? Usually I do, once I went to Texas with a friend. How about you? I'm doing good hope you are the same. Just had some great pancakes and syrup. Haha out of 4 children I'm the youngest. Funny. I could, but I live in Colorado. So sweet! I work from home, so I get to spend a lot of time with mine! I work in law and its demanding but fulfilling. Hi I'm doing great how are you. I am incredible. I live in ants. Good how are you doing. Same. She thinks meat has hair in it somehow. She's a hairdresser, though. I do, too. But most days, I would rather stay in and watch something. Netflix and chill. Well, don't look to hard, I gotta man already... Cool. I like advertising. Especially when they use crazy shades of green. What are you going to school for? Awe, thanks. Yeah, summer camp should change that soo. Veggies, I actually grow beets but so you can never chew gum. What kind of dog is he?
__ SILENCE __. Hi, how are you today? I'm great! Name is Albert. How are you? I am doing well. Reading my favorite book. What is your favorite book? I had to do a lot of reading in law school. The tale of Genji. Nothing to do with law. I figured. Most don't read law books casually. They're tedious and confusing, haha. I mustered through it! I'm a judge in circuit courts now. What you do? I am a pet sitter. Mostly dogs. I love dogs. I've one. Far too busy for more. Luckily I don't own them, hehe. You can sit for mine when I am working! Ha. Hey, as long as you pay me! Oh, I'll! I am all about being fair to everyone.