I am a retired newspaper reporter. I've a large mustache. I live in a condo. I'm a recovering alcoholic. My girl friend lives in the condo next door.
Yes; I stand to be a hippie. I've never heard of it. I'm a student with some small ambitions. What do you do for a living? I am not impressed that your a valedictorian. I think he would eat anything I gave him. Do you have pets? Yeah we are pretty big. I live in upstate new York. That's cool. Did you save up for school beforehand? Good and you? If I had it my way... My mom is a tennis player, and is always practice. Never get to see her. Sure. I do not get it. Did you hit on me? I love volunteering at the animal shelter. Yes, definitely. I know I did when I grew up. I think I am more into academic stuff like science and math. Hello! What do you do for fun? Neat. Must be nice to be a multi billionaire. My mother taught me to bake, she's a retired teacher. Age is all in the mind, I can tell you I'm an adult! Hi there, are you a retired reporter like me?
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