My mother is a well known celebrity. I like to make short films. I've traveled overseas many times. I am a civil war reenactment participant. I have been on the tv news six times.
Awesome. I am all the way in Russia. Well, smelling my own farts is one of my favorite things. That's very cool! I sell encyclopedias door to door. Huh. That's pretty random. Well that's cool cuz I'm an owl a night owl to be specific. I like mine well done. So if you overcook yours, just send it to me! Yes I graduated, in writing and poetry. Miami... I live in little Cuba, but I wish I lived in Europe. Hi, I am great, yourself? I love music, especially jazz. Hello, I drive a black suburban. Is that a stressful job? Cool that seems very interesting. Sorry not married and of course don't have kids. Get out! Me too! Fido is my dog. You have pets. That's creepy. Do you like video games? I love them. We make pizza at the restaurant I work at. I just had my 77th birthday. Getting ready to go to work at target. You? Today is please for Petes sake don't talk like a pirate day whatever you do. I really like salads but lately I'm finding it hard to find good ones.
__ SILENCE __. Hey, how is your night going? Hi I am okay thank you you sound good. I am. So how about we get to know each other? Sure I like sitting watching the sunsets do you? I do they are really pretty overseas. Have you ever been? No I wished I eat breakfast and go back to sleep. You do not like you life? Yes I do sweetie I'm disabled and still try to work. I am disabled too. I do civil war reenactments to pass the time. So we are both disabled what is your favorite food? How disabled are you? I love mexican food. What about you? I like eating pizza and I cook great pasta and sauce. Is all you cook is pasta? No I love some meats and some fish and salads.