I love to go outside at night and eavesdrop on my neighbors arguments. If I want it, I buy it. I sometimes think I'm shallow. I want a dog, but that is a lot of commitment.
By a corrupt king at that. That is great! I'm glad that you are doing what you truly love. That's your favorite show, right? Figures. I mean I still am in love with dragons. Wish they were real. Listen to my favorite band, fine frenzy, you? Hey. How are you on this beautiful saturday? No, lol he's sixteen. Cars and box are his thing. I like Brad Pitt what abou you. I bet, I have a big beautiful garden of roses that soothes me. What do you do there. Only when I feed them. Maybe they like the food and not the books. Being a lumberjack will make you strong and attractive for the opposite sex. A fisherman. My dad cooked then he was a bartender. Unfortunately, no. what about you? I don't like meat at all sorry. Haha thanks, but I wish a had a real dragon I could train. Do you work at a bank now? Not much. Too expensive. I have a lot of friends. We play soccer a lot. Yeah, I do sometimes. I enjoy playing football. Org I just saw a really cute shirt! Super expensive but whatever I want it!
__ SILENCE __. Hello how are you today? I'm doing really well, how about you? Good, I am on my porch listening to my neighbors fight again. Uh oh, do they fight often? Yeah, super interesting to listen to haha. You don't need to call the cops on them, do you? No, anyways do you have pets? I really want a puppy! I've a cat, his name is charlie. What would you name your puppy? Mr. pickles, but it might be too much work and expensive. Yeah, puppies are a big commitment!