I am a secretary. I like tacos. My favorite color is orange. I have 3 cats.
No, I do not like that, it gives them gas. No but I'm going to see the eye doctor and get some glasses. I take silence over music any day. What color is your hair? I appreciate that thank you. What the heck is that? What do you like to do for fun? My passion lives on the dance floor. Can you do it to me but I am big and gentle and I almost died. My husband of five years does not like it either, two peas in a pod. I pretty much bet on horse races. That is great I just to go to the lake and visit cabins in the woods. Hi... how are you doing today? What? I love rain, love it, it is great for veggies. What is your favorite drink? Really now? The grateful dead, I used to follow them. That sounds like more fun! Do you add salt to your eggs? I love eggs too. I like all kinds! What do you do for a living? I'm a nerd. I got first place as a kid in spelling bee nationals. Hello there. How are you doing?
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