I don't have a relationship with my deadbeat dad. I flirted with the dmv officer in order to pass my driving exam. I still like combat boots with babydoll dresses. The death of Kurt Cobain marred my middle school years.
Cant make any promises. I never thought I would be on welfare. I bet it does! I will have to order some from you. I am single.. always working. Yeah, I could see that. My best friends sister was my teacher once. I like country. Do you like that music? I see. I go to beaches after school. You like beaches? Family is wonderful. I home someday. I'm a big foodie. Italian. You? Revenge, best serve cold! Haha. To each their own. You should try catch and release. Fine way to spend a day. I'm italian american. Maybe I could sing opera? No, I am an avid fisherman and hunter. I started to enlist when I was 18. That's awesome, almost as cool as the outdoors. Hi how are you today. You have a cat named leroy, how did you come up with that? Wow, do you work? I just got hired at mcdonalds. Yes, I meant to say his name was felix and a small terror. Hello. How are you doing today? No I do not run marathons I like to drink Coca cola too much. I'm doing well but I'm a little hungry. How are you? Yeah. I console myself by continuing to wear combat boots and babydoll dresses.
__ SILENCE __. Good morning. How is everything with you? All well here at the zoo. My wife and I are just on our lunch break. Oh cool. Do you guys have any kids? Just one daughter. Graduated cum laude from highschool and off to pre med now! Oh, I have been messed up since Cobain died when I was in middle school. His death was a tragedy. But quick. My wifes chemo was horrible! Yeah. That's worse than my non existent relationship with my absentee dad. Well that's a tough call abandonment vs cancer spouse both very sad.