I smoke a pipe. I won the spelling bee in third grade. I love to eat eggplant. I own a bar in downtown Chicago. I ve been married five times.
I make sandwiches but mostly just jam out to country music. Sometimes. I prefer to read about the cars. What else do you do? Poetry usually and I also write satire. I love beer, but my wife hates it when I'm drunk. I'm cool and you how are you what are you doing today? I do like fantasy books, like Harry Potter and the lord of the rings. Well I'm 33 so maybe I'm right behind you. Well at least at my funeral people could be like, yeah we did that. Fun! Are you a student? I just finished high school. Football parties are great! Thankful to God that we are blessed enough to have such entertainment! Always! And debating tonights exercise. I am a slow runner but a very fast swimmer... That's so nice fall is the best time for that. Call of duty, zelda, walking dead, life is strange. You like those? You are a busy soul! You must feel stressed from all the work. What kind of swimming do you do? Competitive? Not to bad. Just got done playing with my parrot. What city are you from? I am on my way to Canada. My fresh pies are so good. Hi how are you today?
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