I can do convincing bird calls. I do volunteer work for human rights organizations. I like to make my own clothes. I can recite the movie young frankenstein word for word.
I like blue the best, but my brothers say I should like pink. I am a trooper, for Michigan state, so watch out! Oh, are you an adult? Cuz I'm only 8 years old. Todays my birthday. Ooh what is your favorite flower? My iq is 250 and you can not fool me. Whats something on your bucket list? For me, its skydiving. I would be ecstatic to partake. I am the only child of divorced parents, which is hard. Having lots of friends helps. Hello tell me about yourself. I enjoy running marathons and watching weird foreign films on netflix. Do you have hobbies? Oh I know you have a lot of fun. You need to slow down. My temper is out of control when I do not. Yes I did! I loved it. Have you tried it before? I think it is something that just happens with age. How are you doing today? Yea ever since I beat cancer I've a new outlook on life. Your cats are mean? Do they harm your two children? Watch Rick and Morty, it is my favorite show and would help. That could be fun. I drive around my pink moped with my pup. Nice to meet you too, do you like running at thing or away from things? Listening to classic rock while playing darts. Hello there! How is your life going?
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