I am funny. I have sausage fingers. I can draw. I'm bloated.
I've not yet. What do you do for fun? That is a funny name! Do you rap for a living? How cute! What kind of dog do you have? They are ok, but not as cool as watching tv. If you are my age. My grandparents and mom would disapprove. Yes they do. What does your father do? Mine use to be a butcher. That's amazing congratulations, am I invited? Not unless you mean frisbee with my dog! I'm obsessed! Good, just been walking my dogs. Not the rack. I make a comfortable living as an attorney. It does, but it is worth it to help people. What do you design? You are really missing some great views. Good, I am tried work is hard. You read too many horror novels... Well I am 50 so maybe not, its too old. I'm doing alright how about you? I sell my hand drawn comics there and role play with my friends. I hear you. Ever work out? I listen to christian music. I'm married with 2 kids so I cook for them a lot. Oh yes. But it gives me material for my stand up comedy gig.
__ SILENCE __. Oooo whats going on today? I am just getting ready for work at the pharmacy. How are you? Pharmacy hmmm? Are you a pharmacist? Yes, I have been a pharmacist since I gave up my wild youth. Very nice. Do you recommend a medication for sausage fingers? Apparently I have that. I'd say to stay away from the sausages. The sodium does not help your situation. Would that also cause bloating? Yes. I have something for that but you would have to see a doctor. I see. I'll do that. At least I can still draw. It must be hard with the huge fingers but I'm glad you manage.