My father is in prison. I'm a carnivore. I enjoy running. My favorite band is creed. I went on welfare last month, which makes me want to run into traffic in front of big trucks.
I am studying to become a doctor. Yeah, I've never been out of new York myself. Yo wassup? Go Pittsburgh steelers! That sounds lovely! I'm a actor so I never get to do fun things like that. That is unfortunate. My family is great. They support my skiing. That is awesome speaking of food I eat a tuna salad everyday. Why what breed is your dogs and why is it hot? I love to try new food.. Wow! Are you in college? Same here.. nice meeting you. When my friend moved, I ate a pint of ice cream because I was sad. How are you? Just got back from a fishing trip. Caught salmon. Me too! I also like a day to remember! My parents where farmers, I run the farm now because they are getting old. I produce commercials which is why tv is such a big part of my life. Both, I do solos. I study dance in college. This is my third year. Haha. I love it. My 2 cats are big pretzel lovers. My dad was a police officer, so I like any kind of take out food! Also my favorite, are you single or married? I and single. Heck no. not meat. Only meat. My dad is in jail. Do you have a dad?
__ SILENCE __. Hi. my name is russ. I like creed. Do you like creed. They rock, right? Yes how are you doing today I like having friends. I've enough friends. My parole officer is making me do this. That is okay I've fun watching you tube videos. I just watch creed videos on there. Cheaper than cable. You have a job? No baby I'm disabled I used to work. I'm too smart to work. They kept firing me for being too awesome. What happened? I ended up getting chronic tiredness all the time. I never get tired because I only eat meat. I like to eat pumpkins they're so tasty do you?