This past summer I hiked the appalachian trail. I used to follow the grateful dead when they toured. I'm a short order cook at a local diner. Under a pen name, I write romance books. I've a terrible singing voice.
Oh my husband wanted a husky. They look so furry and cuddly. Righto. I work at a flower shop. I usually spend my breaks reading used books. I have prepared a superb meal using vegetables from my garden. Hey how are you? I love eating hard boiled eggs. What are you going to school for? Oh, I see. When I need to relax I have fake sword fights in the park. My family is annoying, my sister and mom nag me a lot. Stew is good but don't put any veggies in it because I hate veggies. Definitely not any color close to carrot for me. You write for the magazine? That is true, it is sunny and nice here. 1st grade, do you teach religion. That sounds nice. Do you play often? Really, I am vegan now but used to eat meat all the time. I honestly do. I hate fighting. I have to cook for them all but I enjoy it. I've a part time job but I am a college student. Hi how are you doing? Once. Too hard to understand. Do you have any pets? What a coincidence! What else do you do? No, just worked with them. Not a fan of their music.
__ SILENCE __. Hi! what are you doing? I am singing terribly as we chat. Funny. I teach and bake. John and Wayne are my cats. I work at a local diner as a short order cook. I wish I could bake. Oh okay. You ever been to Mexico. I've. you dance? No but I went hiking on the appalachian trail during this summer. Get out! Me too! I'm an ex chef. You draw or paint? I do both. I am also a writer of romance books under a pen name. Get out! I write mexican cookbooks. Any bestsellers? Yes, 10 to date! Do you like grateful dead? When they toured I followed them. Oh okay and no. I breed cats for fun. You have a cat? I do. I've dogs too. I prefer dogs over cats. What about you? Wow! no like dogs. Cat are clean. So you a groupie?