I don T eat meat. I am witty. I read tons of books. I love sharks. I love to dance.
I volunteer with the salvation army. What do you do for fun? That sounds interesting. I work the television industry. A pool house sounds nice. Do you live in California? Festivals can be fun! What else do you like to do? Do you work? Have you heard of Alexander Mcqueen and Coco Chanel? They're my inspiration! Big majestic creature, I think good for a dumb brute like me. Hey there! Do you like reading? If livestock counts, plenty! I've got a dog as well. How about you? My favorite pie? Panty pie. Haha formal situations like that tend to make me uncomfortable. Nice I'm a writer. I don't. I want to have children some day. Do you? I, too, have a kitty! She's the only thing that makes me happy. Hi, I'm good. How are you? I dress up like an army soldier and the local news covers it. You can watch. Sounds cool. Are you married? Haha I feel that. Nothing like reading at home with my dog by the fire. Ca not say that I do. I do travel alot but I have never been to Japan. I used to listen to Vnv nation my favorite band while playing. Farting causes family issues? That's funny honey.
__ SILENCE __. Hello, I have just been looking for someone quite bright to talk to! You found me! Unfortunately I tend to be quite shy. That is unfortunate! We will tuck your shy guy away. That is good! What kind of things do you like? I like swimming in the ocean and looking for sharks, reading moby dick, and dancing. Watch out for those sharks. Do you like dancing to Beatles music? They are my fave. I love the Beatles, but I am more into ballet. Ohhh la ti da lol. Hopefully you won't feed me any peanuts. Oh are you allergic or are you a monkey? Haha very allergic, but I enjoy eating all other vegetables. Beans are good for you! They make you fart! Uh, ya. that is probably why I have such severe family issues.