I'm a cartographer. I like to make bagels. I like to arm wrestle. I used to be a nurse. I like to paint outdoors.
Yes, please I would love to eat and eat and not get fat. Yes, I am a comedian. Working with people with a sense of humor is the best. I can not wait to see how mine turns out. I sing Taylor Swift in the shower!! Look what you made me do!! Haha. So maybe grad school is your passion? Take a true crime class? The best ginger snaps in the world are in Williamsburg Virginia. I lift. I lift heavy weights. Violinist is for wussy? Get out! Me too! But my parents said no. You draw? Yes more like a small rock in the south Pacific. Also, if I go to live in the dorms, I'd not have to commute. Yes I do I work on vehicles? You? I am a professor but travel a lot. Alone. Hi how are you doing. Yes I come from a large family but we do not live near. Hey! The names jeremy. Nice to meet you too! Yeah so many trees so much shade. I prefer purple but am flexible depending on my moods. Do you swim? I drink so much of it that I need a way to relax, running is the key. Save some pineapple for me so I can make some hawaiian pie. Well, its super easy. Any simpleton can do it, really.
__ SILENCE __. Hi, what do you do? I'm a retired nurse who loves bagels. Hi! I'm a model. Used to be chubby by tall and blonde now. Nice! You must be in great shape now, would you care to arm wrestle? Sure I can try! Could we listen to music together? That would be great, I enjoy listening to music while I'm painting outdoors. How lovely! I listen to insane clown posse. What a coincidence, I have made maps for them before! Wow I feel like I personally know them now! Me, too. did you know I also like making bagels? I didn't! I'd love to learn how to make bagels.