I am trying to become a male model in hollywood. I overcame urinary cancer at age 18. I am on a low carb diet. I recently had a private lunch with will ferrell. I'm a huge fan of classical jazz.
What are you doing this beautiful day? Whats your favorite food? Good. My home is new York city. And you? My real passion is animal rights. Are you familiar with vegetarianism. That's true. I do like fast food sometimes. So it has been a long time for you. I am good do you like music. Oh I like tangled. My fave. I hear you. I run a bit, to help clear my head. Run along the beach. That sounds like fun. Much less stressful and maybe relaxing? I would love to go to Japan. That's where my best friend lives. I just told you. I work in a gas station. My mother would be so disappointed. It gives me a lot of gas. I am teasing my cats with a laser pointer. What do you do for fun? Wow that's funny were you really little. Hello. How are you? I do welding mostly yeah. I spent 25 years in the navy. I think that's why I like the bar scene. Yes I do. I am an interior designer actually. Nope it is not, but I did overcome urinary cancer at age 18, so no joke please.
__ SILENCE __. Good evening, how are you today? Hello!! I am ok, how are you? Great, recently I enjoyed a private lunch with my friend will ferrell. Did your lunch include grasshoppers? I've always wondered what their supple bodies might taste like. He is helping me to become a male model in hollywood. Really? I didn't know he was a model. Does he know Jason Mraz? No, but my low carb diet may allow for grasshoppers. I am sorry, am I speaking to will ferrill? Is this Mr. ferrellle?