I have a severe phobia of wide open spaces. As a child, I won a national spelling bee. I am a gourmet cook. I have been published in the new yorker magazine. I have perfect pitch.
I like to bake too. I just made a pumpkin pie. As soon as the weather thawed it out. It is an old scandinavian trick. Hi there, how are you. Awesome! I will be happy to show you my beadwork also. I also enjoy reading books and writing poetry. Absolutely and lucky for me the internet loves cat photos. Are your boys close in age? I could play for your cat in between classes at college. And you? No I've never shot a bow. You have a better living and sweet people around you. Yes, I am. I am so glad I healed because I've 3 kids to parent. I'd love to! Are you in the Seattle area? Nice! I listen to rock music all day since I work from home. Where do you work at. Busy, busy, busy. Getting ready for my audition. You? No favorite band, I am too busy with my five acre farm and ten alpacas. Got ya. I have a moped I drive around. I'm doing great my name is Nick whats your name. I do, but only when it is cold. I do not like hot weather. I do not like standing out. Specifically in open spaces.
__ SILENCE __. Hello! You are speaking to the former national spelling bee champion. Very cool! And you are speaking to a professional mortician. Do you like what you do for a living? I'd rather be collecting some stamps, but it pays the bills. You can mail your bills with the stamps. Yes, I love to put them on teal and yellow envelopes. Makes them stand out.