I live a lie. I'm a painter. I won a lottery 6 years ago but nobody knows. I paint organic scenes with pretty trees. My wife hates me, she thinks I am lazy and poor.
Yes some times I don't really have a good social life though. Haha, that is funny. Parrot the parrot. What does he say? Good paying job. I getting to cut down trees and yell timberrrr. I live in the big Apple where are you? Congrats! Owen is a cute name. If I am not at the food courts at the mall, I am at the tennis courts. I am good thanks no I don't. What do you do during winter. I try to wear all black every day. It makes me feel comfortable. It was alright do you like braces? English lit ugh! What are you doing today? Hello! I really enjoy the company of my friends. They have done so much for me. Highly recommend reading Sarah key by Tatiana De Ronay. Captivating book. Oh that is awesome! Tell me more about yourself. I live in Chicago. What position do you play on your basketball team? Where would you like to go? Hi there! I am good. How are you? Well its been great chatting with you. Have a good night! I bet. what do you do for a living. She cheats. Can you make her love you and steal her from me?
Hi. how are you doing? Well.. I gotta tell the truth to somebody, I just have too. Go ahead. I am almost seven feet tall by the way. Nice, that must be some interesting choices in underwear, I won the lottery. Cool. I am not a basketball player though. Cool. you won money. Yeah, but I am super lazy and poor, my wife hates me, ink what to do. Well, you won the lottery. So she probably likes you now. No she's a scumbag. I need her to be gone. What else do you do... I have never heard of a scumbag. Probably poor people humor.