My parents were like this as well. The idea of working is not my cup of tea. I like to live off of the land. I'm all about family and fun.
Fried chicken with mashed potatoes. Oh, sounds exciting. I lived on a farm when I was your age. Oh lord, I hope you are alright. Enjoying my pretentious hipster life. Watching the voice and planning my next vacation. I may play! Gonna organize my comic collect first. No, I like music though. Reading a lot of books is my passion. I talk to my mom every day so who has time for women? David Copperfield is my favorite book, but I prefer utopian novels. Yes I'm trying to stop eating out and cook more healthy meals. I'm good do you have pets? I've a house on the moon, you should come visit someday. Great, what do you do for fun? I love having picnics with my family. That's how they raised me. Mom takes care of my grandma now. Hey that is very impressive. Cool job. I cut grass. I'll be 11 in two months. I am pretty darn good at the sax, are you any good at drawing? No offense. Do you like to travel? I'm too busy. I hunt and grow food. I'm an off grid kind of man.
__ SILENCE __. Hello friend. What are you up too tonight? Sing, coz I like singing a lot of songs. What is your favorite song? The lumineers, their band and their music. Very nice! I like radiohead more. I hunt often, do you? Nope, I just read on my free time.