I work in a factory. I volunteer in my spare time. I hope to change the world. I love to tell jokes.
Why? That's so crazy. Surf in water? No I stay away from the stuff. Oh, cool. Do you like cats? Yeah. That's very true. It also probably doesn't help that they have it in art museums. Awesome! Like what? I like butterflies. I don't do you have any? Just got done cooking do you cook. Yeah I just do it until I can retire. They should have more fast italian food places. Drive thru spaghetti huts. Maybe I can take you sometime if you like guys with big beards. Of course you are. Do you like to surf? Hi I'm not doing well truthfully. Where are you? Hi! how are you today? My mom had a heart attack while I was running hurdles. Saw the whole thing. Pretentious hipster, eh? well, I have got a tattoo of thorns on my toes. I'm good getting ready to volunteer. Are you married do you have any kids. That sounds very romantic. Are you a homosexual? No problem. How has your day been so far? A gummy bear! no, I just have faith in our future.
Hello there! Are you on the phone? Nope I'm gonna be the cause of the worlds change one day. I just love my I phone. I talk on it all the time. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A toothless bear. Are you a megalomaniac?