Under a pen name, I write romance books. I am a short order cook at a local diner. I've a terrible singing voice. I used to follow the grateful dead when they toured.
Well at least at my funeral people could be like, yeah we did that. I love the color orange and red. Oh, that sounds delicious. Do you speak french? Ok another time I could take my dog for a walk I guess. I've a dog. a bichon frise. Wow that is nice. I like taking walks. What a smart kid. Must be those apples your wife eats. I think so too. They might just fall in love! That is awesome! You get to see them everyday. Oh great, I usually walk to the outdoor theatre to watch plays. Me too. I go play pool and darts a lot so I've to drive there. 13 hours a day. Literally. What do you do for fun. Do you like bacon for breakfast? I'm getting there. What is your favorite color? Thanks, I spend my time working as an art teacher what about you? Impressive! I've been taking my son for swim lessons all week. Are you a professional musician? I use that color a lot in my paintings. You like music? Some say they would rather hear a screaming pig on fire.
How are you doing today. Well I'm doing just fine thank you for asking. Do you have any kids. Probably, I got pretty wild when I followed a band around on a tour. What band did you follow. Grateful dead baby! They're the best band in the world. What other music do you like. Oh, I can get down with anything but country music. You? I like all types of music. Dude, that is like a totally cool way to be man. Yeah, it helps ease my mind. I try to sing along to some songs but people always shut me up. Why do they do that.