I have a friend named james who secretly rules the world. Pudding makes me gassy. I ve never done drugs because I don T know where to buy them. Ke ha is my favorite singer of all time. I love living in Texas.
Sports are fun but I would rather go to the gym and workout. That is nice. I am going to a mexican restaurant with my two kids. That sounds like a good vibe. I'm training kenny to be a service dog so the zoo sounds fun. Omg hurricanes, fires, trump. All the murders in Chicago this week. Wow that's amazing. I am in school too. I am also in school full time. Wow that's exciting. I prefer tv to dance battles. Cool, I enjoy music from the 80s. The best friend will do nicely, thank you. I like jazz. Anything my cat likes, I like. Can I live at his house? I need somewhere to finish this prog job. Yeah it can be tough I work late. Me too! I really enjoy cooking so I made cordon blue earlier. And you? That is so cool. What kind of music do you like? All types, jazz, hip hop, r b, rock. Yourself? Yeah, I see one every week. Well I am a great guitar player so that relaxes me. Do you like to play any sports? Or are you working to much? That's cute. My cat recently passed away and I'm never getting pets.
__ SILENCE __. Do you believe in conspiracy theories? I know who rules the world! Is it starbucks coffee because man I love that place. That is really funny, but no. It is james, my friend. I do not know him, but my cats name is pickles.