I am a vegan. My favorite color is orange. My favorite flower is a rose. I work as a barista. I've a cat named jasper.
Since I was about 5. Oh another performance artist, just like me! Where you live? I work at home through a call center. Stare at screens all day. It is. I only have 2 older siblings though. Wish I had one younger. It would nice too see! They're threatening legal action but people have been dancing on those tables forever. We sound like my favorite type of music country! Can you play a guitar? I can. Mostly practical jokes, lol. That sounds scary. My mom says guns aren't for girls. Good, you seem pretty happy. What do you do? Well I'd, but I am on call for work. Where do you guys live? Not too bad having just woke up. I have been there twice. Hiking is good for you. Oh really? That is cool. How do you feel about tiny houses? Yay or nay? Sounds like a horror movie, my favorite kind. I'm pretty good, thanks for asking. What are your hobbies? Now that is hilarious! I was a koala trapped in a cage. That is cool. I eat all types of foods. That is good. My job cheers me up. I'm a barista.
__ SILENCE __. Hi. The first step to being a vegan is telling people you are vegan. I'm. Haha. I could never do that... although I do believe I can do anything, but not that. It is very difficult to stick to. So how are you? A little depressed, I am an older man who has never kissed anyone. Not even your mom? I kiss my cat. His name is jasper. That doesn't count, it is really sad, but Jimmy Fallon cheers me up every night.