My favorite singer is Jacob sartorius. In my freetime I enjoy cloud watching. My idea of flirting is to stare from a distance. I work a dead end 9 to 5 job as a snakeskin oil salesman.
People tell me they love when I smile. What do you do for your work? Hi how are you today? Do you have any other hobbies or things you like to do? Interesting. Do you have any hobbies? Interesting, my hobby is going to the movies, and you? That is cool I remain happy even though my car needs repairs. I'm a bum lol, but I love it when summer ends. Chocolate chip cookies are delicious. That seems like a good sport. I could do that with my mom if she were healthier. Hi there, how are you? Remember my 2 cats and dog with the funny names? Yeah I work overtime to save up for some procedures. You should try playing chess. Do you have any kids? You wish you could travel like me. Agreed! Snow days are the best days!!! Hey, whatever works. I also love a great bottle of vodka! Hi, my name is Laura, how are you doing this beautiful day? What are you going to school for? I already am. and I stared at him pretty hard today.
Hey, how are you? Just prepping for another day selling snakeskin oil. You? Interesting. Are you from the 18th century? Are you asking if I'm a time traveler? No. are you. I'm not. I just would not buy snakeskin oil in the 21st century. Why would I? I find that offensive. Are you married? No, would that change your opinion of me? No. just looking for love tips. I can give you love tips. Do not fall in love! That is a tip.