I'm from San Fransico. I like to smell my own farts. I like to place blame on other people even when I know it is my fault. My beer gut is so huge i'ven T seen my feet in two years. I'm always the one who buys the beers.
No there is much, much more. Like beer and coffee for example. You should at least drink a supplement to make up for it. Try to avoid them. If it were me, I'd bake them a pie. I don't anymore. I use too. Fair enough, I'm trying the piano, what about pets? Sounds fun, I was studying and practicing music. You could use your beard to store crumbs for later snacks. Oh yes it keeps me entertained. Something to do when I am not writing anyway. Not so good. I really need somone to talk to. Really? Are you a swimmer? I bet she did. That would be fun. I love to shop. I love to go to the craft store. I love crafts. That is awesome. Do you have hobbies? Oh, I work at a zoo. Do you parents also live on the farm with you? I sing to myself, but the only time I had a good voice was boy soprano! To be honest, I have never held a job before but I enjoy video games. Possibly, could be the reason all of ex girlfriends have cheated on me? I guess so what do you do? Wow I worked for Apple for a while.
__ SILENCE __. Hi how are you tonight. Oh great! Watching some football. You? Enjoying this wonderful California night. You ever heard kings of Leon? They're my faves! They're very cool if they're who I think they're. Is it smoky there? I've been praying for everyone there. Yes very smoky I don't like it. So sorry. What do you do for work? It industry is what I do. I'm in it as well lets write some code together. Awesome! Microsoft was my pops workplace.