I own four german shepherds. I only buy convertible cars. I have created my own personal religion. I believe in ghosts and have seen them on several occasions.
Whew! Yeah Bret I am fine. I love steaks. You? I used to take the bus a lot, living in a trailer in the south. I really like dungeons and dragons. Both places are beautiful I've heard. Wow! was that what you always wanted to do? Yep. And make him a home cooked meal while you at it. I love those! Yes, I've amazing parents. Do you want to give me money. There's never enough money in the world. No, but I'm very good at numbers and scientific stuff. Nice! I taught my son to play music with his arm pits. Some dad, right? I play with my pug corgi. I love mexican food, tacos and burritos. That sounds cool. Do you like to watch tv? I do not. I like to cook but not with cheese obviously. Well I work in digital art so I know a lot of tricks. What do you think you will do. Ugh, I have to do this math assignment and it sucks. Hows the book tho? Yeah. So do you have any hobbies. Hello! Would you like me to tell you about myself?
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