I would be honored to give my life for my country. I am an army ranger. I've a wife and two kids back in the states. I secretly love my long deployments, because it gets me away from conventional life. I m not afraid to die.
I died my hair purple today. So sure! What are your biggest fears? Halloween is coming up! I like being scared. It is what I'm most passionate about besides the beach. That is okay, I wish I went to a better school. This neighborhood is bad. I have managed to avoid work. So does my fiance, although my family hates her. I like south park an so do my friends. Why are you lucky? I have been trying to get my career started. What lol you are kidding me! Look her up. I live in Chicago where do you live? Hello, how are you. I am fine. Nice. I love playing games on my phone but it always irritates my contacts. I'd tell you how much but I'm really bad at math. I am stuck to a bed because I was a pirate with one leg. You? Better if I can get these Texas cows in the barn. What kind of fantasy fiction? Are you opposed to selling people cupcakes? You confused about that? I'm good thanks for asking. That is so sad I'm sorry. True but don't tell my wife that. She thinks I have it so bad.
__ SILENCE __. Hello sir, how are you this fine day? I am well, just got done eating spicy food and you? I miss spicy food. This stuff we get in the army is so bland. Army food can be bland but at least you get to swin on your off days.