I work at a coffee shop. My mom was a hairdresser. My favorite color is red. I drive a prius. I love to dance.
You eat out of the same plate as the cats? I hope not. I've a husky. He keeps me warm during the winter up here in the north. I'm a bartender. I sell beer. I guess so what do you do? Wow me too! Are we the same person?! I love kids. I have 3 myself. Nothing besides being the skittle king, what about you? I completely agree. Do you have any hobbies? Oh I just read fiction because it is what I love to read. Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Cool! Do you have a favorite band? Nothing special. I was just fantasizing about my coworker that I've a crush on. Wide open spaces terrify me! I wo not be as scared by the pygmies. Okay, its not a super fun gig but pays decent. That's a long time. Never know, he may have done you a favor. I'm great. How are you doing? Not really, what about you? I have a dog he is a pug. I am doing well! Just between classes, I teach special ed. That would be great. Mom my used to color my hair red.
__ SILENCE __. Welcome to starbucks. May I take your order? No thanks. My name is Jace and I'm a fan of anime. I forgot I am not at work. Really... do you like to go to Comic cons because I do. No, I'd rather dance in my red leotard and tutu. I only listen to techno music. I wear red, I drive a red prius, and I prefer to eat red food. I build drones for a job, in my wardrobe there's a lot of band tees. Any red tees? Can you tell I like red? Lol. Yeah my red hot chili pepper tee.