I'm a viking. I like to go fishing on my viking boat. I have a big beard. My hobbies include pillaging and fine dining.
That's too bad, I started my own religion, maybe it could help you? I just came in from surfing, so I am doing very well. No, I would love to, but now a days it is kind of scary. I'm older I'm 48. I ruined all my shirts. Mainly just fishing and boating. I really like to eat fish like tuna. I like classic rock, though Metallica is a favorite of mine. I try to read a book a week and subscribe to around twenty magazines. I play the drums too. I hope you aren't vegetarian. Aww I am sorry, I am sure the ones you have love you? For college? That's great! Do you like macaroni and cheese? I'm looking forward to being with my three kids. How about you? I need to party. I get sad. I do not know most of my siblings! Wow! That's alot of kids! Hello! my two children are in elementary school. Whats your favorite food? Excuse me? Are you single? Only if you share the same anatomy as myself! What kind of business do you want. That's awesome! I am a pro baseball player. Hi! how are you doing today?
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