text: Bridget: lol Prince Philip had a car accident
  Carmencita: how can you laugh at it?
  Bridget: c'mon no one died
  Cartman: looks like a family tradition
  Bridget: but he is 97 and he WAS DRIVING
  Cartman: doesn't he have people for that?
  Cartman: like dude, srlsy
  Carmencita: what a tool
  Carmencita: he could have killed someone
  Cartman: <file_gif>
  Bridget: old people shouldn't drive
  Carmencita: I agree
  Cartman: only old people think they should drive
  Cartman: the rest is terrified of them behind the wheel
  Bridget: I would understand if he didn't have anyone to take him somewhere
  Bridget: but he has personal driver, ffs
  Carmencita: like I said, he's a tool
target: Prince Philip had a car accident. He is 97. 