text: Danso: Have you experienced something like this?
  Danso: You wanna fart but you are not sure if it is reall fart or poop
  Aslan: Yes i have you moron. Why you talk about dirty stuff?!(；一_一)
  Aslan: I was about to have lunch you bastard︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
  Danso: If you are not sure just go to bathroom. NEVER TRUST YOURSELF ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ
  Danso: JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM. you got it?
target: Danso recommends that Aslan goes to the bathroom.