text: June: So what about the bonfire?
  Chris: Oh, right. Sry. The first couple of ppl jumped over and there was a lot of drunken cheer to it.
  June: I suppose.
  Chris: Suddenly someone shouts that ppl should jump simultaneously.
  June: What do u mean?
  Chris: Like from opposite sides.
  June: Recipe for destruction.
  Chris: Yup. Two guys were jumping from opposite directions and collided midair.
  June: Ur kidding?!
  Chris: Nah. And they landed in the fire. 
  June: Jeez! Were they okay?
  Chris: One, yeah. Just a small burn and trousers had a hole in them, but that's it.
  June: And the other one?
  Chris: He was so drunk that he caught on fire quickly. Luckily he jumped into the pool and he didn't get skin burns.
  June: Thankfully!
  Chris: Needless to say, his nickname now is "fireball"!
  June: That's kinda cruel.
  Chris: Nah, fireball doesn't mind that.
target: At the bonfire two drunk people tried to jump over the fire simultaneously, collided mid air and landed in the fire. Neither one was badly hurt though.