text: Logan: did you hear Derek has a new girlfriend??
  Gilbert: wtf man I'm shook
  Gilbert: did you see her? is she pretty?
  Logan: yea
  Logan: I mean yes to both
  Gilbert: dang
  Gilbert: didn't expect that at all
  Gilbert: wasn't he heartbroken after Jill dumped him 1 month ago?
  Logan: I was surprised too, feels kinda fast haha
  Gilbert: guess he started dating her on the rebound
  Logan: with a girl like this, I'm p sure he'll forget Jill soon, I mean lbr she was kinda a bitch lol?
  Gilbert: yeah...... I'm surprised he didn't chuck her first, oh well
target: Derek was dumped by his girlfriend Jill one month ago and now he has a new pretty girlfriend. 