text: Rex: how do I come out? my mom is sweet but conservative and I'm scared shitless
  Ralph: you still didn't? wtf man
  Gina: chill out they probably figured it out
  Gina: you're 30 and they are not stupid
  Rex: my family doesn't talk much
  Rex: my sister has never brought any date with her
  Ralph: I guess you should start with 'I will never have girlfriend, mom'
  Gina: one of my friends had the worst coming out ever
  Gina: his father saw him having anal sex
  Rex: omfg
  Ralph: ok so don't show your sweet mom your porn collection ;p
  Rex: damn
  Gina: lol
  Gina: it sounds funny but it was a nightmare for my friend
  Gina: his father got batshit about it
  Rex: I think I'll follow Ralph's advice
  Rex: sth about not having gf
  Ralph: and you can compare yourself to sb famous she likes
  Ralph: Elton John maybe
  Gina: that's actually very good advice
  Gina: I think Freddie Mercury melted many straight hearts, too
  Rex: mom I'm like Freddie, I can't sing or anything but I have sex
  Ralph: don't say that she'll think you have AIDS
  Gina: lol
  Rex: ok so no riddles such as what does Freddie Mercury and your son have in common
  Ralph: stick to the no gf script
  Ralph: tell us how it went when you'll talk to her
  Gina: I think she'll be shocked but she'll come around :)
  Rex: i hope so
target: Rex is stressed about coming out to his mom. 