text: Kevin: The system is soooooo slow today!
  Isla: I know!
  Kevin: I'm afraid it isn't going to save one of these times!
  Isla: I'm saving all the time but its slow and I'm not getting anything done.
  Kevin: Anybody call IT?
  Isla: Not that I know of. They're dicks.
  Kevin: Yeah. Act like its all dumb user fault.
  Isla: Yep.
  Kevin: Guess we just deal.
  Isla: That's what I think. Just deal.
target: Kevin and Isla are experiencing very slow computer systems today. 