text: Bernard: Laundry day. I hate laundry days!
  Kitty: ^^
  Kitty: U have a laundry day? Is it the same day every week?
  Bernard: Yes, why? What so funny?
  Kitty: And if you need some of the dirty clothes earlier in the week, what do you do?
  Bernard: It's never happened. The key is the organisation, my dear.
  Kitty: ^^ Do you have a special day for everything?
  Bernard: Everything? Like what?
  Kitty: I don't know. Cooking, cleaning, washing up...?
  Bernard: I don't do these. 
  Kitty: OMG 
target: Bernard tells Kitty about his laundry routine.