text: Phillip: good morning, how's my beautiful sister?
  Elizabeth: what do you want? you're never this nice to me. >:-(
  Phillip: can i borrow your car?
  Elizabeth: what for?
  Phillip: that's not important lol
  Phillip: can i borrow it?
  Elizabeth: you're insane!!! hahaha
  Elizabeth: you're not asking to borrow a pencil, it's a car!!!
  Phillip: i met this girl and i'd like to take her out and i want to impress her
  Phillip: come on sis, come on! I'll owe you one
  Elizabeth: you are aware that if you guys hit it off she'll know the car is not yours right?
  Elizabeth: lol
  Elizabeth: i have the dumbest brother ever
  Phillip: don't call me dumb! lol
  Phillip: so what should i do, thake the bus?
  Elizabeth: YES!!!
  Elizabeth: you should take the bus if you don't have a car, like a normal person
  Phillip: you're so cruel
  Phillip: that's why i'm mom and dad's favorite
  Elizabeth: oh shut up
  Elizabeth: text me after the date and let me know how it goes
  Elizabeth: good luck!!!!!!!
target: Phillip met a girl. He will take her out. Elizabeth won't lend him her car.