text: Ulrich: how do you bake with no eggs?
  Olaf: O_o
  Hans: u mean vegan cakes? that's awful
  Ulrich: I thought you would know as vegans
  Olaf: I'm not vegan, I'm vegetarian ;p
  Olaf: I had no idea you can bake with no eggs
  Hans: are you going vegan?
  Ulrich: no, I just want to bake something for Sasha's bday
  Hans: how nice og you
  Hans: as long as it's edible ;p
  Olaf: I found this online
  Olaf: <file_other> here's a web page with vegan cakes
  Hans: do you even bake, dude?
  Ulrich: I don't
  Olaf: those recipes look complicated
  Hans: so you don't bake and you're not vegan and you want to bake sth for your picky vegan gf?
  Olaf: lol
  Hans: looks like you're suicidal man ;DDDD
  Olaf: don't sabotage your relationship
  Ulrich: I thought it would be simple
  Hans: god it's so common for men to think they could learn sth easily just because they don't appreciate female skills
  Olaf: buuuuuurn
  Ulrich: so you're saying it's hard
  Hans: don't screw up her bday, bake a beta cake first
  Hans: we'll tell you how bad it it
  Hans: if it's ok then bake for her
  Olaf: <file_gif>
  Ulrich: maybe it will be better if I buy her something nice
target: Ulrich wants to bake a vegan cake for his girlfriend's birthday, but he doesn't know how to. Hans' advice is to make a trial cake first.