text: Ethan: hey, just wanted to let you know that jake is in the hospital
  Linda: what happened????????
  Ethan: i don't know if i should tell you
  Linda: dude, you can't do that to me, tell me
  Ethan: you'll be shocked
  Linda: TELL ME!!! i'm getting nervous
  Ethan: ready?
  Linda: DON'T BE A JERK!!! tell me!!!!
  Ethan: he tripped while playing basketball and skinned his knee, LOL, and he asked me to take him to the hospital!!!
  Linda: you scared me!!! i thought it was something worse, you're such a jerk
  Ethan: lol, jake's such a cry baby, can you believe it?
  Linda: hahaha, i can, he's the biggest hypochondriac i know
  Ethan: the receptionist rolled her eyes when we walked into the ER and jake asked for a doctor to see him
  Linda: lol, he's such a drama queen
  Ethan: yeah, and then he insisted on having an x-ray taken of his knee
  Linda: are you serious???
  Ethan: yeah, and now i'm bored out of my mind waiting for him to come back
  Linda: i'm sorry jake dragged you into this, lol
  Ethan: could be worse
  Linda: text me if you need anything
target: Jake is in hospital. Ethan and Jake went to ER because of Jake's skinned knee. Jake wanted to have an X-ray.