text: Nick: Death on two legs
  George: What?
  Nick: You're tearing me apart
  George: What are you talking about?
  Nick: Death on two legs
  George: ...
  Nick: You've never had a heart
  George: Googled it up, it's a Queen song. So what?
  Nick: You're a bloody bastard :P
  George: Oh, bugger off, mate
  Nick: I'm the one who was supposed to hit on Tatiana last night
  George: Well, sorry, things turned out the way they turned out :P
  Nick: Sod off :P
  George: Right, have a nice day
  Timothy: Why are you guys writing this crap on our group chat?
  Nick: Oh
  George: XD
  Nick: Sorry, Tim
target: Nick is angry with George as George picked up Tatiana last night.