text: Michelle: OMG! OMG! OMG! Got news!
  Rachel: C'mon! Spit it out!
  Michelle: You won't believe it!
  Rachel: But what?
  Michelle: I can't believe it! So excited! 
  Rachel: Don't leave me hanging! Tell me.
  Michelle: You remember Monica? 
  Rachel: Yeah. The ugly one?
  Michelle: That's the one! 
  Rachel: What about her?
  Michelle: Well, we had an office party two months ago... 
  Rachel: So?
  Michelle: She got drunk and became really friendly with Ross... 
  Rachel: How friendly? :)
  Michelle: Like really friendly. Touching, kissing and so on... 
  Rachel: So? C'mon!
  Michelle: It turns out she's pregnant! 
  Rachel: You don't say!
  Michelle: Yeah! I know! 
  Rachel: She told him yet?
  Michelle: I don't think so. But there's more! 
  Rachel: More? This is going to be good!
  Michelle: Good? That's delicious!
  Rachel: So?
  Michelle: Ross is "happily" married ;) 
  Rachel: I just spilt some water!
  Michelle: I know!
  Rachel: Keep me posted!
  Michelle: Oh, I will. I will. Need to find out more. :) 
target: Monica made out with Ross at an office party two months ago. Now Monica is pregnant. Ross is married. 