text: Jen: Geri, Mike is going away this weekend, it's a work thing, but you know what it means...
  Geri: 5 litres of wine and netlix?
  Jen: I was thinking 3 but I appreciate your gesture :D
  Geri: Haha I love it when your husband is gone
  Jen: We did netflix and wine the last time he was gone, remember?
  Geri: I do, Gemma was there too
  Jen: Yeas, shouldnt we go out this time?
  Geri: to keep our cool level
  Jen: to get you a Mike 2.0
  Geri: At this point I'll take like anyone 1.0 cause I'm in a serious dry spell
  Jen: Haven't you and Tom, last week...?
  Geri: I was on my period so a big no
  Jen: Damn okay so let's make it a chill out Friday
  Geri: and a sex up Saturday xD
  Jen: Exactly
  Geri: Do you pity me enough to let me borrow that blue dress?
  Jen: I'll think about it
  Geri: I am so lonely, I have nobody
  Jen: you'll stretch it out with your big boobs
  Geri: my big boobs that haven't been touched in such a long time
  Jen: Ok Geri big boobs you can have it
  Geri: YES! I love you! I am so gonna have sex!
target: Jen's husband is away for this weekend, so Geri and Jen are going to meet up. On Friday, they will drink wine and watch Netflix. On Saturday, they will go out to find a man with whom Geri can have sex.