text: Mark: you dropped a few kgs mate ...
  Simon: Haha yeah I have since I left Sydney where I'd put it all on. Hope your well mate
  Mark: haha you didn't drive that slim mate
  Simon: What you trying to say I arrived a fat twat and left a fatter twat PMSL
  Mark: well mate I never did say twat hahahaha
  Mark :and a twat you never were
  Simon: Well that's very nice of you to say sir.
target: Simon has lost some weight since he left Sydney where he'd put some weight on. Mark says Simon is not as slim as before.