text: Fred: Hey girl, how you doing!
  Saskia: Shattered Fred! Lovely to hear from you. How are you feeling?
  Fred: Getting there, day by day... you can't keep a good man down! What you up to?
  Saskia: On my own tonight, Adam's gone to Doncaster, of all places, to check out a super-duper kebab van. Some sort of silver Airstream trailer thing!
  Fred: God, your man and his kebab fetish! It never ends!
  Saskia: I know! What with Adam and Uncle Yann, it's all we talk about at family parties. I only just about know my doners from my shish kebabs.
  Fred: I have literally no clue what you're on about babes!
  Saskia: Never mind love, it doesn't matter!
  Fred: Fancy a drink, I could do with a gin or two?
  Saskia: Not tonight, too tired. I can't stand town on a Friday, it's heaving with kids!
  Fred: OK old lady. Come round to mine, I'm just about to get stuck into a lovely bottle of chilled Chablis and some prawn linguine.
  Saskia: Sounds posh and delicious. Enough there for 2?
  Fred: Always enough for you, sweetie! It was Paddy's favourite wine, remember?
  Saskia: Oh yes, darling! I really miss Paddy.
  Fred: So do I.
  Saskia: Right, I'll bring some ice cream and chocs for dessert. See you soon! Love you xx
  Fred: Love you too xxx
target: Saskia is on her own tonight as Adam's gone to Doncaster ti check out a kebab van. She doesn't want to go out so Fred invites her in. Saskia and Fred miss Paddy. Saskia will bring dessert. 