text: Yanis: Your cat just crapped on my bed.
  Jane: Very funny!
  Yanis: Not funny at all! I am not joking it actually just crapped on my bed.
  Jane: Oh Shit!
  Yanis: Precisely! Are you going to come down and clean it or do I have to sell Marx to the local Chinese take-away?
  Jane: Look I'm really sorry. Will be right down to clean it up.
  Yanis: You better be!
target: Jane's cat has crapped on Yanis's bed. Jane is coming down to clean it up.