text: Gale: As you have noticed, the queen was absent today. I want to know what was going on at school when I was not there.
  Joseph: Not much.
  Kit: Srsly? Not much? Do you live like on another planet or something?
  Gale: Ah, yes. My faithful minion Kit! Please tell!
  Joseph: Can we stop the charade and behave like normal human beings?
  Gale: Bt I was havin so much fun!
  Kit: Spoiler! 
  Gale: So, Kit. Tell me all the gossip!
  Joseph: Yawn. Don't wanna listen to girl-talk. OAO.
  Amanda: But I'd like to know more :)
  Kit: Hi Amanda! Gr8 ur here :) 
  Gale: Now we can have a proper conversation!
  Amanda: So, what's the news? Any delicious gossip?
  Kit: Ofc!
  Amanda: Well? Do make me beg for it!
  Gale: Me neither!
  Kit: PIR brb
target: Gale was absent today. Kit thinks not much was going on at school. Joseph doesn't want to listen to any gossip.