text: Luna: Okay, this chess champion thing is weird.
  Rory: How so?
  Luna: First of all, the one guy stares all the time.
  Rory: Yeah. So?
  Luna: The US guy lost, which sucks.
  Rory: I saw that. 
  Luna: Yeah, so the other guy was just weird.
  Rory: Those scandanavians are weird.
  Luna: From being cold and dark all the time? LOL!
  Rory: Exactly!
  Luna: He's supposedly a model. Can't see that!
  Rory: He's got a big head.
  Luna: He does!
  Rory: LOL!
  Luna: Then they had all these giant bottles of water next to them. Like they need to hydrate or something!
  Rory: Missed that one!
  Luna: Yeah! So weird!
  Rory: Anyway, it's chess? Who cares?
  Luna: Well, it was the world championships, so.
  Rory: True. The US will get 'em next time!
  Luna: Doubtful!
target: An American player loses world championship in chess to a Scandinavian model who drinks a lot of water.