text: Lita: Hi Jane
  Jane: Hi Lita
  Lita: How's your day?
  Jane: Oh, it's ok but I have a terrible headache
  Lita: I bet it's the girls
  Jane: Sure, children are a blessing but sometimes I'd like to run a way
  Lita: I know, my son is seven now but I remember when he was two or three
  Jane: Hahaha
  Lita: Is Virginia still sick?
  Jane: A little but at least she's not crying all the time anymore
  Lita: Thank God!
  Jane: Tina was making fun of her yesterday, she called her "farty-poop"
  Lita: Oh, that's cruel!
  Jane: I know but I must admit that after 3 days of Virginia's bowel sickness it made me laugh
  Lita: Tina is about to turn 5 years old, right?
  Jane: Yes, next week, on Sunday
target: Jane has a terrible headache because of her children. Virginia is still a little sick. Tina called her "farty-poop" yesterday. Tina's turning 5 years old next week on Sunday.