text: Gerald: anybodys ben to ted's wedding?
  Whistler: i wasnt invited. plus i dont give a fuck
  Jamison: same thing. i dont think he even mentioned that anyway
  Mel: well he did say he was getting married but u sure it was this weekend?
  Newell: Geralds right. wedding was on fri
  Gerald: you went newls?
  Newell: nope. guess what? i was not invited 
  Whistler: the staggie was secret too
  Jamison: u think its the lady? mels bloody difrent now
  Mel: cheers mate
  Jamison: i mean ted sry
  Mel: not gonna get tied any time soon no worries
  Newell: seems like nobody been there anywa
  Gerald: if no1 was invited ...
  Whistler: and most had not the slightest idea
  Gerald: ur right
target: Whistler, Jamison, Newell, Gerald and Mel were not invited to Ted's wedding. Mel is not going to get married anytime soon.