text: John: She's fit ain't she?
  Paul: Who?
  John: What do you mean who? The girl to your right you dumb fuck! LOL
  Paul: Oh, you mean her! 
  Paul: Yeah she's not too bad.
  John: You gonna pick her up or what?
  Paul: I might if you stop messaging me. :-D
  John: I think you're in with a chance... If you don't want her I'll do her! ;-)
  Paul: Ever so romantic!
  John: Are you all coy or just stressed?
  Paul: Women unnerve me.
  John: Yeah I know what you mean mate. I can never work out what they want. Sometimes I think they don't know what they want themselves.
  Paul: Are you going to stop messaging me or what? She probably thinks I'm typing with another chick.
  John: Make her jealous that usually works a treat.
  John: So you going to give her a good porking tonight?
  Paul: I heard she takes it up both holes at once.
  John: Who did you hear that from?
  Paul: Chaz. He had her the other night.
  Paul: Not sure if I want his slops.
  John: Good point!
target: The girl to Paul's right is attractive. Paul might try flirting with her, although he's not sure, as she has already slept with Chaz the other night.