text: Grant: Did you see what that crackpot president said today?
  Sue: No, haven't had time to look at the news.
  Grant: Something about this Saudi thing and the prince probably being innocent. What a moron.
  Sue: OMG...
  Grant: The guy is just a joke!
  Sue: He is, I can't believe he got elected!
  Grant: Neither can I...
  Sue: He certainly isn't doing much for the country's morale.
  Grant: All he does is stir up hate.
  Sue: Yep. It's sad.
  Grant: Very sad.
  Sue: And we can't eat lettuce anymore...
  Grant: What?
  Sue: Romaine lettuce gives you ecoli.
  Grant: Okay then...
  Sue: LOL just reading the news now...
  Grant: Didn't see that!
  Sue: Yep. 
  Grant: So much for my all lettuce diet!
  Sue: NOT! 
  Grant: Exactly! LOL!
target: Grant and Sue are unhappy about the president. Sue also learned form a news article that Romaine lettuce is bad for your health. 