text: James: so, I’ve been thinking…
  Lily: about what?
  James: have you noticed that coffee at our university is rather expensive?
  Lily: thanks for stating the obvious, James… have you ever seen me with a cup of coffee there? (btw this is a rhetoric question)
  James: but that’s not the point
  Lily: then what is?
  James: that I’ve been thinking about buying a portable electric kettle
  Lily: you must be joking
  James: no…
  Lily: and where, pray tell, would you boil water?
  James: in a classroom…
  Lily: James has finally lost it ;D ;D ;D
  James: bad idea?
  Lily: TERRIBLE!!!!
target: As coffee at the university is rather expensive, James has been thinking about buying a portable electric kettle to boil water in the classroom. Lily thinks it's not a good idea.