text: Charles: Man, I have to tell ya
  Charles: Long distance relationships don't work
  Charles: Sooner or later she'll cheat on you with some big dicked guy who's nearby
  Jim: What's worse, If she's cold bitch, she won't admit it and you'll be faithful while she's not
  Jim: What a waste :D
target: According to Charles, long-distance relationships don't work because women cheat.