text: Aaron: wtf
  Aaron: a guy was jumping with a parachute and fell down
  Aaron: the parachute didn't open or sth
  Aaron: and he would've died
  Karen: whaa? like today?
  Aaron: but he fell into an anthill
  Kenneth: O_O
  Aaron: no a couple of years ago or sth
  Karen: oh ok and?
  Aaron: so he landed in the anthill but these ants' bites were like extremely painful
  Karen: oops
  Aaron: when they rescued her the docs at the hospital said that the ants' bites were the thing that had kept her alive :O
  Kenneth: what? why
  Aaron: because she felt the excruciating pain and it kind of motivated her heart or sth
  Kenneth: wow. that''s what i call luck.
  Karen: that's what i call a shitty day xD
  Aaron: hahah xD
target: Few years ago there was a woman whose parachute didn't open. She fell on an anthill. Doctors said the ants' bites helped her survive, because the pain they caused stimulated the heart.