text: Jason: what is the soonest we can get a half day sorted out
  Sue: for where?
  Jason: the north of Newcastle
  Sue: oh dear.. lol
  Jason: why are you laughing?
  Sue: Des East is up there🤦‍♀️
  Jason: yes and...
  Sue: haven't you heard about his last lady?
  Jason: no what happened
  Sue: she was a bit of a nutter to be real
  Jason: how
  Sue: she tried to get out of the car while it was moving..
  Jason: not fast surely???????
  Sue: not but not parked.. she had a hissy fit
  Jason: what did des do?
  Sue: he grabbed her seat belt and then she started hitting him
  Jason: omg
  Sue: he wasnt best pleased
  Jason: no I bet he wasnt
  Sue: so now you know why I'm not tempted to call him about a job for a few weeks let him get over it lol
  Jason: shall I ask him?
  Sue: better you than me lol
  Jason: I will get the gory details out of him lol worth a giggle lol
  Sue: good luck
target: Des East's last girlfriend tried to get out of the car while it was moving. Des wanted to rescue her, but she attacked him. Sue doesn't want to call Des, so Jason will do that.