text: Rick: I quit my girl coz she said comics suck
  Dave: Wtf?
  Rick: True story, bro
  Dave: Did you even have a gf?
  Rick: Yes, didn't I tell you?
  Dave: Nope
  Rick: Well, she was my gf for less than a week
  Dave: Did you guys seriously break up because of comics?
  Rick: Sure we did, she said nerds are suckers and that comic books are for wankers
  Dave: How sweet of her XD
  Rick: But she was pretty... my bad
  Dave: Sorry for you, you comic book nerd
target: Rick has broke up with his girlfriend over comic books. Dave didn't know Rick had a girlfriend