text: Jacob: Deciding on whether to get Jan a health club membership for Christmas...
  Leo: Yeah, sticky one. I got Kris on and she freaked!
  Jacob: No bueno!
  Leo: Yeah! Definitely no bueno!
  Jacob: So what should I do?
  Leo: Feel her out a bit? See if she has one now and to where?
  Jacob: I guess...
  Leo: If she just got one or something, it wouldn't be a good gift.
  Jacob: Right...
  Leo: And if she's weight-obsessed she may take it wrong.
  Jacob: Full of peril this. Maybe I'll stick with tried and true!
  Leo: Which is?
  Jacob: Perfume, jewelry, pony, puppy, you know, the basics.
  Leo: LOL!
target: Jacob and Leo wonder whether or not Jacob shall get Jan a health club membership for Christmas.