text: Casey: ill be 1 hour late orientation class with Harry
  Logan: i'll cover 4 u. as usual. How's d lil bugger?
  Casey: he likes his new teacher
  Logan: she fit?
  Casey: yeah
  Logan: haha u r so fucked
  Casey: i know
  Logan: jacster says u shoul ask her out
  Casey: not gonna happen
  Logan: why? she = fit. u *like* her
  Logan: i don't wanna watch u make moon eyes
  Casey: a) she's harry's teacher = AWKWARD
  Logan: b??
  Casey: still awkward
  Logan: ur awkward lol
  Casey: remember the italian pizza?
  Logan: i thought we were 2 never mention THAT
  Casey: u agreed... i didn't 0:)
  Logan: point taken
target: Casey is running late for Harry's orientation class and Logan will cover for him. Harry's new teacher is an attractive woman. Logan wants Casey to ask her out.