text: Lawrie: <file_photo> Be warned!
  Dad: D:<
  Dad: It IS mean of you. But thank you anyway.
  Lawrie: Mean?! I wanted to be helpful. O:‑)
  Dad: What are the temps?
  Lawrie: 1 or 2 above 0 at daytime, freezing at night.
  Dad: And snowing every day judging by the looks of it.
  Lawrie: More or less.
  Dad: Has anyone be clearing the drive?
  Lawrie: I was there on Monday and Mrs. Shotter told me she had and would be doing it.
  Dad: Good! She is a fantastic tenant. I'll get her a bottle of rum from Cuba.
  Lawrie: You'd better get her cigars. I know from Kersten she smokes occasionally.
  Dad: That's a good one! I'll think about it.
  Dad: <file_photo> Now I retaliate! 
  Lawrie: :-0 I've got a black father! :-0
  Dad: Be good son. I'm off to the beach now.
  Lawrie: Take care old man!
  Dad: X‑P
target: It is cold and snowing. Lawrie was there on Monday. Mrs. Shotter, the tenant, cleared the drive and would do it again. Dad will get her a bottle of rum or cigars from Cuba. Mrs. Shotter smokes occasionally. Dad is going to the beach right now.