text: Simon: Howdy mate! RU done?
  Joe: Need half an hour still.
  Simon: !? B/C?
  Joe: B/C I'm not ready yet FFS!
  Simon: Don't get worked up! Just asked.
  Joe: I'll text you when done.
  Simon: Got it.
  Joe: Simon, 10 more mins, ok?
  Joe: Simon I'm ready.
  Joe: ?? You there? Where RU??
  Simon: Hi mate! I'm in Half Moon. Couldn't wait any longer.
  Joe: How the fuck am I gonna to get there now?
  Simon: A taxi?
  Simon: Joking!! 
  Joe: You prat! Can never rely on you!
  Simon: Look. I've told Masher to pick you up at 7:30. He should be at yours any sec now.
  Simon: Joe? Gone yet?
  Joe: Nope. Waiting.
  Simon: Strange. He should be there by now. Why don't you call him?
  Joe: Have already. No answer.
  Simon: Holy shit! Here he is. Just ordering a drink at the bar! He must've forgotten.
  Simon: Joe I'm so sorry!
  Simon: Joe?
target: Simon didn't wait for Joe to get ready and went to Half Moon without him. Masher was supposed to pick Joe up at 7:30 and bring him to the pub but he forgot. Joe can never rely on Simon.