text: Jake: Guys? I'm back!
  Jake: Guys? U went without me?
  Luke: Sry. Just came back. 
  Mark: How was the talk?
  Jake: How could u?! I was waiting all morning 4 this!
  Luke: There's still afternoon coffee and lunch ;)
  Jake: I'll manage somehow ;)
  Mark: How was the talk?
  Jake: Well, turns out... I'm getting promoted!
  Luke: Oooo! Mr. Big-Time-Manager!
  Mark: So you won't be noticing us little ants down here? ;)
  Luke: Even worse - he'll be giving us the talk :P
  Mark: Rotfl
  Jake: There's one catch...
  Luke: What?
  Jake: If I accept the promotion, I'll be moving to San Diego in a month. And I get on week leave extra.
  Mark: Bon voyage!
  Luke: Will there at least be a goodbye party? I'm really hoping to get my hands on Janet ;)
  Jake: Probably. I have until 2moro to decide.
  Luke: You have to go! Otherwise no party and no Janet!
  Mark: Luke's right!
  Jake: I rly need coffee now! Brb
  Luke: Well, there goes a good fella. 
  Mark: I wonder what life will be without him!
  Luke: Look at all the possibilities!
  Mark: Dibs on his office!
  Luke: Can't call dibs if he's still here!
  Jake: Back. What? Already dividing my stuff amongst yourselves?
  Mark: Nope.
  Luke: Naaaah.
target: Jake has an opportunity to get promoted and move to San Diego.