text: Damian: Fuck!
  Damian: it's raining
  Damian: I was supposed to paint the porch
  Drew: Martha will kill u
  Damian: I know
  Damian: any idea?
  Drew: sorry dude but I'm little afraid of your wife
  Coward: who isn't? :D
target: Damian cannot paint the porch as it's raining and his wife Martha will be mad at him.