text: Caroline: did you see Nick's new girlfriend??
  Jane: No, did you?!
  Caroline: Yeah she looks like a prostitute!!
  Jane: RLY??? Tell me more!
  Caroline: she's all fake.. 
  Jane: Like hair and stuff?
  Caroline: Like hair, boobs, false eyelashes.
  Jane: It's that bad? 
  Caroline: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure she's had her nose done... o O
  Jane: Why world he go out with her? He's a catch!
  Caroline: dunno, maybe he needs a distraction from Karen
  Jane: a distraction would be taking up a new sport, not picking up whores:D
  Caroline: That's what I said xD 
target: Nick has a new girlfriend that looks like a prostitute and is all fake. He needs a distraction from Karen. 