text: Dennis: Man, I hate Louis
  Dan: What? Why
  Dennis: He keeps hitting on Mandy in front of me
  Dan: Uhhh
  Dennis: Yeah, uhhh
  Dan: That's douchebag-tier stuff
  Dennis: Yeah, I should kick him in the balls
  Dan: Well, he certainly has a pair since he's hitting on your former gf and you're twice as big as he is
  Dennis: Right... that asshole, I'm gonna kick his ass
  Dan: Lol
target: Dennis is angry at Louis for flirting with his ex-girlfriend Mandy.