text: Jack: Look at the woman next to me :P
  Jill: what?
  Jack: the face!
  Jill: oh god :D
  Jack: Like 555 plastic surgeries 
  Jill: poor thing
  Jack: but why?! She doesn't seem too old even.
  Jill: Can't she read your messages?
  Jack: I don't think so.
  Jill: Haha
target: The woman next to Jack looks like she had 555 plastic surgeries.