text: Henry: My wife is pregnant!
  Will: Congrats!
  Jacob: I'm sorry dude
  Jacob: I was also happy when my gf got pregnant
  Jacob: But now it's a nightmare
  Jacob: The baby cries all night
  Jacob: I don't have life
  Jacob: I'm tired all the time
  Jacob: And my sex life is non-existent :-(
target: Henry's wife is pregnant. Will congratulates him. Jacob has a baby that cries all night. Jacob is tired and doesn't have any sex life.