text: Leslie: Hi Paddy, you going to the staff do tomorrow?
  Paddy: Hi babes! Yeah, why the hell not?
  Leslie: I know we're a lot of uncool oldies, though, but we can still party!
  Paddy: That's PartTaaayyyy! By the way, Les😁
  Leslie: Well, it's the Brasilia on the High Street, wasn't sure if you knew. How you getting there?
  Paddy: Kirk is dropping me down at 7ish.
  Leslie: Oh great, hubby is popping me there, you should see my dress, it's all black and sequined!
  Paddy: I belt you look hot! 
  Leslie: Well, I'm a 38 year old Mum, not sure hot is the word!
  Paddy: Bet you look better than those students from English with their fake tans and HD brows!
  Leslie: Yeah, what is it with young girls now, they all look like sex dolls, especially with those awful swollen lips!
  Paddy: Agree love! The fake look is all the rage. My sister looks like the Tin Man at the mo with all that metallic contouring, yuck!
  Leslie: How are things going with Kirk, all lovey dovey?
  Paddy: Oh yes! 😍 Thinking about asking him to move in.
  Leslie: You be sure, now, that's a big step!
  Paddy: Yes, Mum! 
  Leslie: Cheeky bugger! I'm only 12 years older than you!
  Paddy: Yes, but you act much older! What's the food like at Brasilia?
  Leslie: Not been there myself, but I've heard there's a lot of bbq meat on the menu, not so hot on desserts, though. Lots of Brazilian booze too!
  Paddy: Sounds good! I feel like letting my hair down after the term I've had.
  Leslie: Well, you've done so well! Hope Amy decides to keep you on! To be honest, Robyn is bloody hopeless!
  Paddy: I know, but she's a bloody lovely girl, just no good with the kids!
  Leslie: Anyway, must be off, see you tomorrow pet!  Bye!
  Paddy: Bye!!
target: Paddy and Leslie are going to a staff function tomorrow in the Brasilia. Leslie's husband will drop her off and Kirk, Paddy's partner, will drop Paddy off. They think students wear too much make up. Leslie hopes Amy keeps her as a teacher instead of Robyn.