text: Alex: You’re not worth my presence. Can you actually cook?
  Jane: I can microwave, put a frozen pizza in the oven, cook pasta and rice (sometimes). Oh, and potatoes! You should like potatoes, you’re British.
  Alex: So you can’t cook.
  Jane: I’m Kebab Princess. I don’t care about cooking. 
  Alex: Kebab Peasant, you mean.
  Jane: What a moron. Kebab is salad. And it makes people happy.
  Alex: Get kebab as a tattoo, please
  Jane: Nono, I prefer tribal patterns. A medium-size tribal tattoo, two fingers above my bottom
  Alex: That’s called a tramp stamp
  Jane: Good to know. I'll teach my children.
  Alex: You can’t cook and you’re about to get a tramp stamp. You’re not going to be a good mommy. 
  Jane: Ok. Pay me a compliment or else I’m breaking up with you.
  Alex: You have nice friends.
  Jane: What? You didn’t…
  Alex: I tried, but there is nothing good about you, sorry.
  Jane: I can carve a heart on a potato for you. Is it enough for you to love me?
  Alex: Yes, ok. We can make a deal. I want the potato and the left side of the bed.
  Jane: Pfft. Forget. I don’t need your love.
  Alex: First you try to seduce me with a potato, and now you pretend you’re not needy. I don’t get you.
target: Alex says Jane can't cook very well, she only knows how to make basic foods. She won't be a good mummy. Jane threatens to break up with Alex, unless he tells her a compliment. Alex can only say that she has good friends, and not much else. She offers to carve a heart on a potato for Alex.