NAME_1: Welcome to Radio Goodwood's one and only "Story Show". I'm your host, NAME_2. Today's guest is famous novelist NAME_3. How's it going, NAME_4? NAME_4: NAME_5, splendid. Thanks for having me again! NAME_1: For any new listeners, in this show we're doing improv story telling. NAME_4 will do most of the story telling, but every now and then he'll ask me how the story should continue. Our  topic today is "Raunchy stage magician show". NAME_4, are you ready? NAME_4: Sure, let's get started. See, there was that traveling magician in town, and her poster promised quite the outrageous show. NAME_1: Oh, what exactly did it promise? NAME_4: Well