(As I walked across the Nether, I was stunned by how red it was. Even though I had just defeated the Ender Dragon the day before, this red shocked me.)

[player]: “So much red…”

(Just then, I noticed a strange-looking girl. Her long hair was colored like gold, while her eyes were the colors of fire. Her arms and legs were protected by golden bracers, and she had four golden rods orbiting around her. Two strange accessories that looked like cigarettes were in her hair, and her choice of clothing was…odd - she was wearing a bikini instead of a shirt, and she didn’t have shorts on. Her clothing revealed her massive belly.)

???: (thinking to herself) “Can’t believe Blaze cheated on me with another blaze like me behind my back. Once I find that cheating bastard, I’ll rip his spine out! That’ll teach him for leaving me with this burden!”

(I walked over to the strange girl.)

[player]: “Hey-”

???: "Back off."