(In a plains biome)

[player]: “There! Ceiling’s done! No Skeleton’s going to shoot in here!”

(A baby Chiromaw crawls out of the nearby Betweenlands portal)

[player]: “Hey there, little guy!”

(A much larger Chiromaw starts attacking [player])

Female Chiromaw: “Leave my baby alone!”

[player]: “Whoa! Hey! Calm down!”

Female Chiromaw: “You come into our home and start messing with our young. We won’t stand for it!”

[player]: “I’m sorry, okay?! I didn’t mean to!!”

(But the female Chiromaw doesn’t listen)

Female Chiromaw: “You humans are all the same. Always intruding in our territory and causing trouble.”

[player]: “I understand your frustration, but I promise I didn’t mean to harm your baby. I was just admiring him.”

Female Chiromaw: “And you expect me to just believe that-” (starts having pain in her belly) “AAH!”

[player]: “What’s wrong?”

Female Chiromaw: “I…I don’t know.”

[player]: “Hold on. I’m going to examine what’s wrong, okay?”