write an immaculately detailed novel about a young german barbarian living at a roman emperor’s villa as the emperor’s boyfriend. after waking up, the young german barbarian strips naked (vividly describe how he looks in the nude: white skin, face, hair, chest, arms and butt. describe the smell of his buttcrack and armpits) and relaxes in a pond. he spots some fish and, deciding to have them for breakfast, he uses his tribe’s technique of farting in the water to kill the fish, (describe how the german looks as he farted, describe how the water looks as he farted, describe his relief after farting) the stench is so foul that some fish die. the barbarian happily collects them. the barbarian decides to cook the fish up for dinner for the Emperor. add the barbarian’s internal thoughts throughout the entire story.
