Come up with a Naruto scene which takes place in an alternate universe where Naruto is a sleazy, narcissistic and arrogant, yet extremely powerful playboy, Hinata is a sensual, lustful, arrogant, narcissistic and self-absorbed diva and Naruto’s girlfriend, Sasuke is a happy-go-lucky hippy, Sakura is a peaceful philosopher and Sasuke’s girlfriend, Kakashi is a laid back, lazy sensei, Rin is alive and similar to Kakashi, being his wife, Choji is a fitness guru, Ino is a bookworm, Shikamaru is dumb and doesn’t comprehend basic things, Sai is Ino’s boyfriend and more expressive and emotional, Neji is a laid back stoner and music nerd, Lee is a more ingenious and tactical shinobi, Tenten is Lee’s girlfriend and skilled in many things besides weapons and the Akatsuki are a peaceful organization, with its members adopting happy and peaceful attitudes