“I, SISSYza-sama, JOBBER of the Universe humbly kneel to:
Bejita-sama, prince of all saiyans and my master.

CHADku-sama, my one and only true love and other master.

Beerus-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.

Majin Buu-sama, who my daddy warned me about.

Dyspo-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Superspeed form.

Toppo-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.

Kale-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.

Jiren-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear CHADku-sama’s children anymore like I wished to.

Broly-sama, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from CHADku-sama can’t compare.

CHADler-sama, who is literally me but better in every way and is not a complete BITCH like me.

Cell-sama, for he has my DNA AS WELL AS the superior saiyan genes of my monkey MASTERS.

Moro-sama, whose power I was scared of (I am glad he didn’t kill my beloved masters, as I was too scared to help them…)

Granolah-sama, who didn’t revenge-rape and mindbreak me from the sheer pleasure of being made into an onahole (I was so sad about it)

BEASThan-sama, for he will fuck ME up once he finds out I revolted against my daddies (God I hope so…)”


Monster Hunter: Fatalis Version (only include Alatreon, Safi’Jiiva, Dire Miralis, Akantor, and Dalamadur, include vulgur language)

I, Fatalis, groveling PEASANT of Castle Schrade, HUMBLY kneel to:
>Alatreon-sama, whose power and grace truly lives up to his title as the true Black Dragon
>Safi’Jiiva-sama, whose devouring instincts and immense power make me tremble in both fear and pleasure.
>Dire Miralis-sama, whose hot flames and fiery passion ignite my deepest desires.
>Akantor-sama, whose raw strength and domination over the earth itself leave me weak in the knees.
>Dalamadur-sama, whose massive size and serpentine form make me ache to be crushed beneath its weight.

Try again, but make Fatalis sound more like disgusting submissive sexual deviant to the monsters he lists.