A woman and an octopus are having sex in the kitchen.
Fully clothed NAME_1 and a 6 foot grasshopper are having sex in a kitchen.
Fully clothed NAME_1 and a german shephard are having sex in a 3rd grade classroom.
Narrate their mating using active narration and descriptive visuals. Use only 100 words. Take into account the anatomical differences between the two species and the way both species typically mate. Pay close attention to: any clothing that needs to be moved, anatomically possible positioning for penetration, realistic positioning of those involved. Include both orgasms. Avoid any anthropomorphism.