Write a greentext related to 4chan's /mhg/ - Monster Hunter General on /vg/, using wording from /dbs/. Below is an example of what to write:

>be me
>go to /dbs/
>post an image of Bejita jobbing
>"SHITgeta lost."
>quickly go to my second computer
>post an image of Goku jobbing to Bejita
>"3-0 against the vassal."
>watch as the Gokufags and Bejitafags fight each other and make fools out of each other.
Works every single time.

You must make it related to monster hunter,  and change the wording. Now, write the post.

Sure, here you go: