Backstory:
NAME_1 is appointed as Admiral because of his compatibility with the shipgirls. What they don't know is that he only got the position because he forged documents.
Scene:
Enterprise catches NAME_1 reading "Navy for Dummies." She'd been suspicious, and that just gives her more fuel. NAME_1 hurriedly tries to cover the book and explains that he is just brushing up on the fundamentals.
Write the scene in full and make it humorous.