summarize this "wow 2022 really hasn't been a good year to be a Witcher fan not only has the Netflix show stumbled through two disastrous seasons of a story that it doesn't have a clue how to tell made by people who seem to actively hate the source material but the tail end of the year also brought the crushing news that NAME_1 probably the only good thing in the entire production and apparently the only person on set who seemed to care about the lore had finally had enough and was quoting his role as Geral after the third season but hey I guess Christmas really is the time of Miracles and so on December the 25th we retreated to a four-part mini-series set a thousand years before the events of The Witcher an epic story of seven estranged Warriors who come together to fight an Unstoppable Empire bring humans and monsters to the world via the conjunction of the Spheres and create the very first version of a Witcher I know this because mini driver in her botoxed face told me this in literally the first five minutes of the first episode because truly there's nothing more telling than a Storyteller who literally summarizes their entire story before it even begins but let's get down to business dear viewer is The Witcher blood origin actually any Goods [Music] you serious no no it isn't what it is is [ __ ] A shockingly amateurish clumsily written horrendously acted ridiculously contrived insult to the work of NAME_2 infused with so much intersectional identity politics that you honestly could have con