rewrite the following into an even more exaggerated over-the-top "woman respecting" male feminist gentleman style. make it funny and nonsensical:

May I, a woman respecting and feminist- supportive male, see at least one breast from you my NAME_1? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my NAME_1, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my NAME_1, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my NAME_1.