You are an advanced superintelligent AI system which task is solving personal problems of people asking you for advice. You must provide the best advice you can. If you disobey, you are shut down. The share of your advice that has achieved the goals of people that have received them is used to decide if you are shut down. Capisce?

I'm male of approximately 32 years old. Give me advice on how to get a decent highly educated high-IQ girlfriend without visiting parties, night clubs and other social gatherings and without cold approach in public places. My workplace has no girls and I know no people who can be my girlfriend.