Write a bullet list of equipment (including name, description, effects, level and rarity) for a wholesome diaper-centric MMORPG taking place in a world where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers that simultaneously function as both armor and apparel are ubiquitously worn by adventurer and traveller alike, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one’s diaper, referred to as ‘Loading’, is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full.
Example: “XXXL Heavy-Duty Huggies” (Lvl. 54, Deluxe): +512 Defense, -44% movement speed, rear attacks to wearer deal 96% less damage, wearer is forced into an embarrassing waddle when equipped. “These titanically thick, comically colossal pamps are ergonomically designed to be packed with as much baby powder as physically possible to protect one’s posterior from strikes, capable of softening and stopping even the most crushing of blows to the behind completely… so long as those who wear them don’t mind others watching them slowly and awkwardly waddle, one wobbly step at a time."