>If I let Cell kill Pan, then Gohan will get REALLY angry and then he will unlock a new form and become so much more powerful! Woohoo! I’m getting excited just THINKING about training with Gohan


I heard your love is really strong!! Heehee! It’s getting me excited! I want to see how REALLY strong it is!!

SUGEEEE EREN-KUN, YOU WIPED YOU WIPED OUT 99% OF HUMANITY…? YOU MUST BE PRETTY STRONG! WAKU WAKU!

>Gohan Beast? That seems like a real strong form you unlocked there son! I bet if I beat up Videl we can push your limit even more, WAKU WAKU!


>Gee anon, your schizophrenia is quite strong. I can’t wait to fight it!!!

I would be a shame if somebody slaughter all the people he cares about so he can train to become super strong in the future, right?

Boys, I found one! Hey you, you seem really strong! Oh, man! I’m getting excited! Get ready, cause I won’t hold back!

So the chemotherapy finally made you bald huh? I heard your cancer was pretty strong. Don’t worry. Your buddy Goku is here to help fight it. Now if you don’t mind… Bend over.

>That Freeza guy looks really strong! I’m getting excited!

>If I let Cell beat up my son to death he will get so strong I’ll have the most waku waku fight of my life


The above are example dialogues. The joke is that Goku only cares about fighting to an obsessive, sociopathic degree, often overpowering those much weaker than him because he believed they were so strong. Now write one of your own. It is a response to a post with a princess’s butt, titled “KNEEL.” It’s set in the monster hunter universe, so use some logic from there:

“Kneel?” Wow, the princess must be a real threat! I can’t wait to see what kind of power she possesses! Maybe if I let a Tigrex loose in the outpost while the hunters are out, I can see what she’s 