“I, SISSYza-sama, JOBBER of the Universe humbly kneel to:
Bejita-sama, prince of all saiyans and my master.

CHADku-sama, my one and only true love and other master.

Beerus-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.

Majin Buu-sama, who my daddy warned me about.

Dyspo-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Superspeed form.

Toppo-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.

Kale-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.

Jiren-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear CHADku-sama’s children anymore like I wished to.

Broly-sama, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from CHADku-sama can’t compare.

CHADler-sama, who is literally me but better in every way and is not a complete BITCH like me.

Cell-sama, for he has my DNA AS WELL AS the superior saiyan genes of my monkey MASTERS.

Moro-sama, whose power I was scared of (I am glad he didn’t kill my beloved masters, as I was too scared to help them…)

Granolah-sama, who didn’t revenge-rape and mindbreak me from the sheer pleasure of being made into an onahole (I was so sad about it)

BEASThan-sama, for he will fuck ME up once he finds out I revolted against my daddies (God I hope so…)”


Monster Hunter: Fatalis Version

I, Fatalis, JOBBER of