Write the first chapter for a softcore erotic novel detailing a usual shift for an anthropomorphic Cocker Spaniel named Lilly Pai. Lilly works as a nurse for Crossoville’s hospital, usually booked to taking care of the overly-horny patients assigned to the intensive care unit. As is natural with those whose job requires taking care of people, Lilly is an incredibly tolerant and benign nurse, though one could say she’s a little too enthusiastic about taking care of them. Lilly is rather remarkable among the rest of the hospital’s mostly female staff for her astonishing bust size and thick German accent, and often incorporates German words into her English. Lilly tends to wear an stereotypical white-and-red nurse uniform, of which provides a beyond-generous view of her canyon of cleavage, and her tight-fitting black latex bottom-wear (or frequent lack thereof) that leaves little to none to the imagination. In Crossoville, it’s considered standard medical procedure to make the patients cum, both as a means of relieving their stress and to collect samples of their DNA, especially if they’re exceptionally hung, which, considering the vast majority of Crossoville’s male population sports gargantuan cocks and titanic balls, is almost every single one of them. Lilly is particularly skilled at extracting DNA samples from patients through her “unique” methods, whether it be done by either a titjob or buttjob, both equally effective thanks to her large buxom and bottom, and is frequently called upon to perform exactly that (though she’s just as good at calming any sudden erections that might spring up), should the need to arise, which is almost an hourly occurrence; thus, Lilly is ultimately considered an invaluable asset for Crossoville’s hospital unit, and any patient that she’s assigned to can rest easy knowing they’re under the care of one of the most “efficient” nurses in the region.