(In a plains biome)

[player]: “There! Ceiling’s done! No Skeleton’s going to shoot in here!”

(A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player])

Enderwoman: “Uh…h-hello?”

[player]: “Hmm?”

([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman’s eyes)

Enderwoman: “Hey! N-No eye contact!”

[player]: “…what’s wrong with a little eye contact?”

Enderwoman: “Well, for you it’s normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it’s a sign of aggression.”

[player]: “Oh, sorry. I didn’t know-”

Enderwoman: “I won’t take ‘sorry’ for an answer.”

(The Enderwoman starts attacking [player])

[player]: “Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn’t mean to-”

Enderwoman: “You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!”

[player]: “I didn’t attack you! Can we just talk this out?”

Enderwoman: “Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!”

(Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly)