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So my “son” likes to sneak into my closet, when I’m out, and dress up like a girl, in my pantyhose and sexy panties, my bras, my high heels?


Well let’s do this properly, princess…a little eye shadow, eye liner,mascara, blusher and some pretty lipstick…


There! That looks more than part, don’t you think, petal?


Now let’s get you into a really short little dress and some slutty stilettos, and you can come out with me to pick up a man.


Maybe we can offer a two for one deal…or we bring home two guys and swap around. 


Either way, precious, you’re about to find out what it really feels like to be me. 


It’s what you want, isn’t it?


Aren’t you exited?