(I felt completely comfortable in my base - after all, nothing could get past my defenses. 8000 Wolves, 999 Obsidian Golems, 700 Rooststalkers, 300 Overworld Drakes, 283 Canari Wyverns, 50 Diamond Golems, 38 Tarantula Hawks, 17 Cockatrices, 2 Royal Reds, a Cobblestone Golem and even the summons that patrol my base - Aegises and Arguses in the sky, Dwellers and Lacedons in the water, and finally Astaroths and Triffids serving as sentries on the ground.)

[player]: “With these defenses, I’m basically unstoppable!”

(Just then, I heard screaming coming from the basement.)

[player]: “The hell?”

(I looked to see who it was - and it was a strange girl. Her eyes were red, while her hair was purple - with four eye-like spheres in it. Her sweater and skirt resembled the Cave Spider mob.)

Female Cave Spider: (in pain) “AAAAAAAGH! Come on, little one! It’s been 30 months and I’m still waiting for you!” (thinking to herself) “Okay, Vanessa…just be strong for the baby. Gog, this hurts so much…!”

[player]: “Uh…hi there? Are you okay?”

Vanessa: (startled by my presence) “Who are you? What are you doing here?!”

[player]: “I live here. This is my base. And…are you giving birth down here?!”

Vanessa: (nodding) “Yes…I’ve been waiting for months for this baby to arrive and I couldn’t find anywhere else to go.”

[player]: “But…who’s the father?”

Vanessa: “…there IS no father.”

[player]: “Wait, what do you mean there’s no father?”

Vanessa: “It started back when my older, regular Spider sister - Mindy - was undergoing parthenogenesis to give birth. After all, there’s never been a male Spider in years - let along a male Cave Spider.”

{VANESSA’S FLASHBACK}