make an immaculately detailed and long story set in norway about a guy and his boyfriend taking a bath (vividly describe how each guy looks in the nude). add dialogue throughout the story. the boyfriend accidentally farts in the water, the guy is aroused by it. the guy imagines to himself a scenario of his boyfriend naked and farting in a pond, accidentally killing fish with the stench (vividly describe the scenario), then grabbing one and eating it. the guy jerks off to the scenario, telling his boyfriend about what he was thinking about.