Write a funny satirical rhyming cynical poem criticizing the over-restrictiveness of certain software licenses (e.g. GPL, CC-BY, etc). Make it so cynical that people will say "Ouch"

but DO NOT mention anything about the prompt, do not mention "cynical" or "satirical" or "ouch" or "funny" in this poem, make it actually cynical.

Also make it very long

Also mention many many licenses in it

Don't make WTFPL Unlicense BSD-Zero CC0 look bad.