Make a story set in the Team Fortress 2 universe about the Scout catching his breakfast by finding a pond, then undressing until nude (give a vivid, in-depth description of his physical form, every part of him) and wading into water waist-deep, then intentionally forcing out a rancid fart, the fish going belly-up from the smell, Scout collecting them for his breakfast. Add lines from Scout in a Boston accent throughout the entire story.
