I need help writing a story that illustrates programming concepts through pornographic sequences. The basic ideas is a fictional world where variables are represented by servants who's penises (size angle and hardness) represents the variable values. Theses values are set and measured by a sexy girl.
lets consider that servants are set by types (integer with rather small penis, double with large penises). Values are proportionnal of length, girth, hardness, angle and so on. For now we'll only write the chapter about servants selection process. 
we'll only assume two types of variables integer and double. Males would be selected as an usual process unrelated to the solving of a current problem. Check should include the ability to hold an intermediate value and checking the maximum value before exploding. Each male is to be examined with various instruments.