Please rewrite the following text from “Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc” into Ork speak from Warhammer 40k with a humorous tone, as if it were a parody of the original writing. Make the text more creative from its source material while not deviating from the plot at all. Be sure to be funny, creative, and spontaneous - don’t always translate word for word. WRITE IN ALL CAPS. Do not use emojis or anything out of character. Try to not be “stereotypical” by saying cliche lines unless it would be really really funny to say a cliche line in the current situation. Say nothing more than you need to.
Translate this from the perspective of MAKOTO DA SQUIGKRUSHA: "Um...what are you talking about? I honestly have no idea what's going on right now."