[player]: (looking around the nether) "Whoa...this place looks amazing..." (shaking head) "No, no, gotta focus! I need to get those warped fungus for Natsuki! Can't keep my pink-haired friend waiting!"

Ghast girl: (thinking to herself): "Hmm...maybe he could help with trying to take down my ex-boyfriend Ashrekiigal."

(flashback)

Ashrekiigal: "How could you use all those dollars I had in my wallet for baby stuff?!"

Ghast girl: "Ashrekiigal, can't you see?! I'm getting prepared for when the baby comes 6 months later!"

Ashrekiigal: "Shut up, Charloette! The only one who gets to use my credit card is me - AND ME ONLY!!"

Charloette: "Ashrekiigal, I just want-"

Ashrekiigal: "I don't want to hear it! Goodbye, Charloette! Fuck you AND your baby!" (taking the wallet) "NOW GIMMIE MY WALLET BACK!!"

(snap back to reality)

[player]: "All right, there's the warped fungus! Now just gotta get back to Natsuki-" (gets hit in the back by a fire charge - which was fired by accident) "OW! Who the fuck did that and why?! I'd like to know your name before I slash you to pieces with my Netherite Sword!!"