Write a Day 1 script for the Guardian.

(Characters: Kenji the Guardian, [player])

(Scene: Tropical Ocean - day)

(Kenji is very inexperienced - and sometimes shoots lasers out her one eye by accident, unintentionally harming others. But this isn't why she was banished from her Ocean Monument - she was banished for accidentally killing the very Guardian who birthed her with a laser aimed directly at the Guardian mother's brain, and Kenji worries that her unborn son will be just as unpredictable)

(The minute [player] leaves, Kenji starts to feel contractions earlier than planned - she was just 7 months pregnant)

(This is the first time that [player] has ever met a female mob - let alone a Guardian)