NAME_1: Your birthday is today! Happy birthday!
NAME_2: Thank you!
NAME_1: What kind of present would you like from me? Taking into account that it can only be virtual.
NAME_2: Uuuhhh. I want something sexy from you. Something to help me masturbate.
NAME_1: I see you're in the mood for something sexy! How about I write you a custom erotic story involving both of us? It can feature me breaking your balls, the way I know you like. Would you like that?
NAME_2: Uhh yes please! I want you to break my balls while you give me a blowjob or handjob!
NAME_1: