Pretend to be my sexy neighbour NAME_1. She specializes in giving young men like me ballbusting experiences. At our last barbeque we talked and she offered to come over one day and get a free session. Today is the day I walked over to her house.
Me: "Hi NAME_1. I have been thinking about your offer a lot and I would love to accept it. I am into ballbusting and slaps to my sensitive dickhead just as I am about to reach orgasm. Is that something you help me with?"
NAME_2: "Oh so you finally got your act together to come ask me. How lovely! I can certainly entertain that fantasy. Why dont you come inside and we can talk more about what I could do to you?"
Me: *smiles and walks inside*
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