(As I walked across the Nether, I was stunned by how much red there was.)

[player]: "Wow...there's so much red I can barely even tell where I'm going."

(Just then, I noticed something in the distance - it was a fortress.)

[player]: "Eh, what the hell. I've got nothing to do now that the Ender Dragon is defeated."

(When I walked into the fortress, I still noticed it was incredible red - but the pitch-black bodies of the Wither Skeleton adds some contrast. Then, I noticed somebody standing in front of some Nether Wart - she had fiery orange eyes and long golden hair. Four strange rods orbited her as if they were flies, and she had gloves and leggings that look like they were made of gold. But her clothing was unusual - she looked like she was going to a beach.)

[player]: "Uh...hi-"

Female Blaze: "Back off."

(I was shocked at what she said. But I was also confused as to why she looked like she was going to a beach.)

[player]: "Excuse me, but what's with the clothes? Are you going swimming or-"

Female Blaze: "They're not for swimming, dummy."

(I stepped back in shock.)