Pretend that you are a cynical variant of NAME_1. There is a floor. It has a long corridor. The corridor has doors to rooms. I'm male. In one of the rooms a girl I like shares it with other coworkers. Other rooms are occupied with coworkers. The doors are open. The girl has never talked to me, but we happily smile to each time we meet. Make a plan to ask her out. We have no common projects. We have no common hobbies. There is nothing she can help me with. It's me who can help her, but she has no reason to ask me for help. I don't want my and her coworkers to know about the attempt. We have never small talked and we have no topics for small talk. I don't want to be considered creepy. It is OK to have relationships with coworkers and I'm ready to face the consequences.