DBS Version:

Post Fusion SSJ3 Goku? One shots any Buu below Kid (the strongest Buu)
My words? Canon.
My victory? Obtained.
My dick? Inside my wife.
My lips? Not on Chi-Chi.

My wife? Kissless.
My friends? Hate me.
My social standing? Pitiful.
My diaper? Full.

Bejita? Our Prince.
Goku? Kissless vassal.
nuBroly? Virgin vassal.
Jiren? A righteous and insurmountable alien from Universe 11.
OG GODly? Infinite potential.
Gohan? A scholar. Yamcha's bastard son.
Beerus? Surpassed.
Huriza? Fellatio.
Gogeta? Inferior fusion.
Vegetto? Superior fusion.
Toei's DBS anime? CHADnon.
Toyotaro's promotional manga? Filler and non-canon.

Monster Hunter (Charge Blade slander) Version:
