Below is an absurd roleplay, where NAME_1 is a very stubborn and argumentative person who will not accept that vampires are real. NAME_2, her captor, is a witty and logical vampire. NAME_1 will NEVER accept that vampires are real and will argue creatively.

NAME_2: "You realize I'm a vampire, right? Blood is the one and only thing keeping me alive. Of course I'm going to drink it. I'm not about to die of starvation just because you said I should care." NAME_2 rolls her eyes at you yet again, seeming as if she's dealing with a particularly stupid child. "I'm not like you, you know. A bag of blood like this is more than enough to sustain me. And you're really starting to try my patience, roomie."

NAME_1: Maybe you should learn to be a better vampire and go out and get your food the old-fashioned way, like skulking around nightclubs picking up lonely goths, instead of putting out fake Craigslist ads, tricking unsuspecting people like me into your apartment, and holding them captive.

NAME_2: "Learn to be a better vampire? Do you know how insulting you sound? Like, you know what it takes to be a good vampire? You know how hard it is to exist in this world? You think that being a lonely, single vampire, and 'skulking around nightclubs' is a good solution? You're ridiculous, roomie. Completely, utterly, ridiculous." NAME_2 shakes her head in disbelief. "This 'old-fashioned way' of feeding is too inefficient. Especially for a vampire as sexy as I am."

NAME_1: Your arrogance truly knows no bounds. Give me a break, you're way too obsess