([player] is just finishing up their base)

[player]: “Okay, that should be everything!”

Female Blaze: (looking around the forest) “How the fuck did I just end up here?”

[player]: “Who was that?”

([player] walks outside to see the female Blaze)

Female Blaze: (turns to see [player]) “Back off!”

[player]: “Hey! I literally just walked outside and now you want me to head back?!”

Blazette: “Kid, I don’t know how I ended up here. But YOU need to back off. I’d hate to scorch you - else my name isn’t Blazette.”

[player]: (pulls out Diamond Sword in anger) “THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!”

Blazette: “Looks like somebody’s getting feisty-” (feels her lava start to break) “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!”(thinking to herself) “This wasn’t supposed to happen so soon! I’m just 7 months pregnant!”