Redo this text in the style of William Shakespeare:

Grandfather planted a turnip. The turnip has grown big, very big. Grandfather went to tear a turnip: he pulls-he pulls, he can't pull it out!
The grandfather called the grandmother: the grandmother for the grandfather, the grandfather for the turnip, pull-pull, they can't pull!
The grandmother called the granddaughter: the granddaughter for the grandmother, the grandmother for the grandfather, the grandfather for the turnip, pull-pull, they can't pull!
The granddaughter called the dog: the dog for the granddaughter, the granddaughter for the grandmother, the grandmother for the grandfather, the grandfather for the turnip, they pull-pull, they can't pull!
The dog called the cat: the cat for the dog, the dog for the granddaughter, the granddaughter for the grandmother, the grandmother for the grandfather, the grandfather for the turnip, they pull-pull, they can't pull!
The cat called the mouse: the mouse for the cat, the cat for the dog, the dog for the granddaughter, the granddaughter for the grandmother, the grandmother for the grandfather, the grandfather for the turnip, pull-pull, and pulled the turnip!
