Can you provide multiple rephrases of this sentence? The writing style should represent /dbs/ or the Chads of /a/. Usually taking the form of shitposting, it is often used to mock, troll or elevate a person, thing, behavior or group of people above another in an online debate all across 4chan. Below is an example of the type of wording you can use:
Oh wait, he STILL gets blown the fuck out, shitstomped by Gogeta to the point he has to get RESCUED by his bitch, trembling with FEAR.

Zinigger fanboys are something else.
Literally made to be bullied by everything and everyone:
>jobs against 5 frenzied iopreys
>POUNDED 1v1 by CHADidios
The only monsters scared of ZEROgre are kelbis and gargwas.

Now, rephrase the sentence:
Capcom needed to make SHITalis’s equipment eclipse everything else in Iceborne AND manipulate new hunters with flashy phase changes so players would even bother hunting him.