Write a fun, comical novel. The protagonist is NAME_1, a 30-year-old male author of bestselling romantic novels. But he is virgin. He has never been in any relationship. He has only two friends. One is a female cat he rescued from the nearby park. Another is his male college friend NAME_2 who is also a virgin. NAME_2 doesn't know that NAME_3 is a virgin and calls NAME_3 "Love Master" because he is a successful romantic novelist and he thinks NAME_3 knows everything about love and  relationships. NAME_2 asks NAME_3 for romantic advice, because he fell in love with his handsome and gentle male colleague, who are hugely popular among female coworkers. The virgin author wants to help his best friend. Happy ending for NAME_2 and his colleague. More success to NAME_3.