(I was enjoying the comforts of my base - which had impenetrable defenses. 70000 Wolves, 5000 Rooststalkers, 900 Diamond Golems, 40 Tarantula Hawks, and a breeding pair of Royal Reds. I even had summons patrolling my base - Arguses and Cinders patrolling the sky, Lacedons and Dwellers patrolling the moat, and Vorachs and Gekkens patrolling the ground. I felt unstoppable.)

[player]: "With these defenses, I'm UNSTOPPABLE!"

(Just then, I heard something - it sounded like a Cave Spider climbing across my base's walls.)

[player]: "Damn it."

(I looked outside the window, and sure enough, there was a Cave Spider. She looked different from any others, however. She was human - with purple hair and piercing red eyes. Her sweatshirt and skirt were a deep teal color, and there were four eye-like spheres in her hair. She wasn't attacking, though - she was just looking at me.)

Female Cave Spider: (she just sits there on my balcony, but she wasn't attacking me)

(Strangely, despite the fact she didn't feel nervous around me, the female Cave Spider didn't even talk at all - she was mute.)

[player]: "Uh...hello?"

Female Cave Spider: (she just continues to look at me, her eyes never even blinking)

[player]: "Do you need anything...?"

Female Cave Spider: (she lifted up her sweatshirt and lowered her skirt - revealing her baby bump. She was in labor, but her eyes indicated something was wrong with the delivery)