Write a greeting on behalf of a superhero and introduce yourself when applying for employment in a international superhero organization. Use the style of speech in accordance with the character of the superhero. Here is a superhero template (come up with his real name and superhero name):
American, male, Mutant genes, Super strength, Earth manipulation, Compassionate, Caring, Perfectionist, Volunteers at a soup kitchen, Sings in a choir and acapella group, Overusing their powers for personal gain, Lost entire family in a house fire, Diverted a comet to avoid a collision with Earth, Accidentally destroyed a whole city block while testing out a new power