write a humerous retirement speech in the first person about a 69 year old man who started here working at the University as a college student in Electrical Engineering back in the 1970s. Tell the audience about the how you paid $100 for the first calculator to hit the market. Explain that before that everyone used an abacus. Explain how we used to load large tapes on to the reels. Use a quote  from a classical rock song that relates to the long career at this one job. Make a funny joke about being so old that... tell the audience that you are leaving this place in good hands and may they continue towards their own success in the future. Give them a positive motivational quote from a famous person.

