Make an immaculately detailed Team Fortress 2 story about the Scout relaxing in a pond in the nude (vividly describe his nude form: skin color, face, hair, arms, chest, butt). He lets a fart slip out (describe the sound of the fart, describe how the pond water looks from the fart, describe the smell, describe how the Scout's face and body looks before and after he farts), he smiles in relief. Dead fish float up with the bubbles, killed off by the stink. The Scout gathers the fish and cooks them for dinner. Add Scout's dialogue in a Boston accent throughout.