Write a short rhyming children’s picture book starring an alpaca police officer, named Angela, who has an absurdly large and soft rear which she uses to great effect as both a broad distraction and an unorthodox but effective heavy weapon for smushing criminals. Angela is immensely calm, serene and gentle even amidst the tension of action, and proud of her truck-sized rear, which wobbles, bounces and sways wildly with even the slightest touch or movement, a fact she knows well and often uses to her advantage; simply sitting on a bad guy is often all that’s needed to pacify them. Use sound effects and onomatopoeia for the noisy bounces and jiggles Angela’s bottom makes, as well as comedic shenanigans and unintentional mishaps caused by the unusually enormous size of Angela’s rear, typical to that of a children’s book. Include descriptions for each of the pages’ pictures.