Hello can you write a follow up song to Lard’s rendition to Napoleon XIV’s song “They’re Coming To Take Me Away Ha-haa!” And make it from the point of view of the doctor that took him in the original, Lard’s lyrics go:
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I’d go berzerk?
Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I’ve gone completely out of my mind. 

And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho, he he, ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and they’re coming to take me away ha ha! 

You thought it was joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I’m utterly mad. 

And they’re coming to take me away, Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho, he he, ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
They’re coming to take me away ha ha… 

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds. Huh?
Well you just wait they’ll find you yet, and when they do they’ll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt. 

And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho, he he, ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha 

And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho, he he, ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away Ha Ha 

Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monogamy’s the way we both must live or you’ll feel hurt.
But, I see, I see there’s someone new, your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was gone even at our place while I paid the rent? Thanks! 

They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the loony bin with all you can eat prescription drugs like Thorazine, and Lithium, and electroshock treatments
And they’re coming to take me away Ha Ha! 

And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho, he he, ha ha
And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho, he he, ha ha
And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho, he he, ha ha 

To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha 

To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
They’re coming to take me away ha ha… 

To the loony bin with all you can eat prescription drugs like Thorazine, and Lithium, and electroshock treatments
And they’re coming to take me away Ha Ha! 

Away! Ha, ha!
Away! Away! Away! 

Make the lyrics a response to the lyrics of this song, make it about the doctor getting confused, perplexed and irritated by this man and he hopes to cure him and let him out soon, not out of compassion, but it is because he is sick and tired of dealing with this man as the tone would be about frustration in dealing with him, and the second chorus would be him hoping he sends him back to the real wotld, but in these lyrics he makes disparaging remarks, in the first chorus he says he can't wait to discharge him back to his pathetic existence and write him off as a statistic, the second chorus he makes appalling remarks about the real world, like how boring it is and the ridiculous low pay from long hours from work, the horrible traffic and noise and mean sprirted people he shall deal with, unsanitary brats with one eyebrow scamming people and eating jawbreakers and the dirty air he shall breathe, in the third part the lyrics convey the doctor doubting the man’s sincerity about his “kind, unloving selfish deeds”, and if he ever done any he wouldn’t be in the asylum, and the doctor doesn’t admit it but in his words, he just stops caring, and in the forth part in Lard’s version the doctor no longer caring rants about what an unpleasant and ungrateful inmate this man is, and that she was right to leave him, and rants how the man’s gross conduct chased away his interns and finishes his rant with a sarcastic “THANKS!”, make the title and main chorus “I’m Trying Drive This Man Sane Ha-haa!” Implying he is getting crazy due to influence from this guy, and he can’t wait to throw him out.