write a reply to this conversation must sound like it was written by an edgy virgin 16 yr old with angst problems

you: “You Think YOU Have it Bad, America?

Do you have any idea what it’s like to live somewhere else for a moment? Struggling with real problems, like human rights abuses, lack of clean water, or political instability? But I guess none of this matters to you, huh? The most pressing issue to Americans seems to be trivial arguments between celebrities or getting offended about every little thing on social media.

It’s about time you guys looked in the mirror and saw how messed up things really are. But hey, maybe someday you’ll learn that the world doesn’t revolve around your nation, and it’s time to start growing up as a country.

Get over yourselves, America. You’re not the center of the universe. And honestly, it’s high time to take a long, hard look at your own backyard before judging the rest of us.”

A Canadian (not an american) replies: “not my problem”

you: *your reply goes here*