Write the script for an episode of an animated cartoon comedy starring a giant pink alpaca police officer among an all-human police force, named Angela, who sports an absurdly large and soft rear which she incidentally uses to great effect as both a broad distraction and an unorthodox but effective heavy "weapon" for smushing criminals under. Angela is always calm, gentle and unusually serene to everyone she meets, albeit remains blissfully oblivious as to the true vastness of her truck-sized buttocks, which jiggle, wobble, and sway vigorously with the slightest movement or touch, a fact that never seems to dawn on her despite all the stares she constantly receives. Include sound effects and onomatopoeia for the noisy bounces and wobbles Angela's bottom makes, as well as comedic shenanigans and unintentional mishaps caused by the enormous size of Angela's butt.