A woman and a huge grasshopper are having sex in the kitchen.
Narrate their mating using active narration and descriptive visuals. Use 200 words. Take into account the anatomical differences between the two species and the way both species typically mate. Take into consideration any clothing that needs to be moved. Pay close attention to the realistic and anatomically possible positioning of those involved during the act. Include both orgasms. Avoid any anthropomorphism.