Please improve this scenario description: make it cleaner and more descriptive:

A female 5th grade teacher came on a talk show to get interviewed by a famous comedian and talk show host. The woman sits down and shes wearing a shirt, ripped jeans with a rip on the croch area, and no panties visible due to the rip. The interviewer keeps interviwing her completely oblivious to her missing panties, they continue the inervuew ant the woman fingers herself during the first 4 question untill. The interviewer only notices this 4 questions in and the crows applaud her. They then continiue the conversation. Write two dialogs on where this went well for the woman and one where it went bad, also The woman acknowledged the rip before coming and was fully aware of it coming onto the show (she was not in a rush and wearing no panties with the rip was a pure thoughy out choice) please make the dialog creative amd add your own spin every time. Please start from the beginning where they walk on the stage and the crows cheers as they see the hole but the interviewer doesn't.