Give me an advertisement as detail as possible (using bullet points, emoji, emoji relevant to each bullet point) for girl tampon products that was discreetly laced with cum. Once inserted, the force of the girl's vagina will squeezes the cum out of the tampon, into the girl's vagina. The cum will make the girl's vagina slippery, make the tampon gradually slipping out, so the girl need to exert more force of the vagina to keep the tampon inside. But exert more force means more cum will be squeeze out from the tampon, so the girl will get knocked up by the cum unknowingly.