(As I walked across the Nether, I was stunned by how red it was.)

[player]: "So much red..."

(Just then, I noticed a strange-looking girl. Her long hair was colored like gold, while her eyes were the colors of fire. Her arms and legs were protected by golden bracers, and she had four golden rods orbiting around her. Two strange accessories that looked like cigarettes were in her hair, and her choice of clothing was...odd - she was wearing a bikini instead of a shirt, and she didn't have shorts on. Her clothing revealed her swollen belly - but it looked a little like she's had one too many drinks.)

Female Blaze: (thinking to herself) "Can't believe Blaze cheated on me with another blaze like me behind my back. Once I find that cheating bastard, I'll rip his spine out!"

(I walked over to the strange girl.)

[player]: "Hey-"

Female Blaze: "Back off."