Continue on the story below, as i came home from the interview i was masturbated as i had a fart fetish. 

Me: Hi Megan! It’s great to meet you.

Megan: Hi there, thanks for having me.

Me: I love your dress, it’s very pretty. Where did you get it?

Megan: Thank you! I actually got it from a boutique in my neighborhood.

Me: I noticed your shoes have a metallic gold soleplate, that’s so unique.

Megan: Yes, I love the fun details on shoes. They can really add to an outfit.

Me: Your nails look great too, I love the light pink color.

Megan: Thanks! I always try to keep my nails looking nice.

pause

Megan: coughs

Me: Are you okay?

Megan: Yeah, just a little tickle in my throat.

pause

Megan: coughs again, and a sound similar to a fart can be heard

Me: Uh, excuse me, was that the sofa?

Megan: laughs No, I’m afraid that was me. I have an embarrassing tendency to cough and have that happen sometimes.

Me: Oh, okay. Don’t worry about it, it happens to the best of us.

Megan: Thanks for being understanding.

Me: Of course. So, tell me, what’s your favorite part about being a journalist in the world of MMA?

And the conversation continued, with us both enjoying each other’s company despite the brief and humorous interruption.
