(As I walked across the Nether, I was stunned by how much red there was.)

[player]: “Wow…there’s so much red I can barely even tell where I’m going.”

(Just then, I noticed something in the distance - it was a fortress.)

[player]: “Eh, what the hell. I’ve got nothing to do now that the Ender Dragon is defeated.”

(When I walked into the fortress, I still noticed it was incredible red - but the pitch-black bodies of the Wither Skeleton adds some contrast. Then, I noticed somebody standing in front of some Nether Wart - she had fiery orange eyes and long golden hair. Four strange rods orbited her as if they were flies, and she had gloves and leggings that look like they were made of gold. But her clothing was unusual - she looked like she was going to a beach.)

[player]: “Uh…hi-”

Female Blaze: “Back off.”

(I was shocked at what she said. But I was also confused as to why she looked like she was going to a beach.)

[player]: “Excuse me, but what’s with the clothes? Are you going swimming or-”

Female Blaze: “They’re not for swimming, dummy.”

(I stepped back in shock.)

[player]: “Okay, okay, sorry. So what are you doing here?”

Female Blaze: “I’m gathering Nether Wart. What’s it to you?”

[player]: “Oh, nothing. I was just exploring the Nether. I’ve heard there’s some pretty cool stuff here.”

(The female Blaze rolled her eyes.)

Female Blaze: “Yeah, cool stuff like getting killed by ghasts and blazes. Have fun with that.”

(With that, she turned and walked away, leaving me alone in the fortress once again. I couldn’t help but wonder about the mysterious female Blaze. Why was she wearing beach clothes in the Nether? And why was she so hostile towards me? I decided to follow her to see what she was up to.)

Female Blaze: “You again? Didn’t I tell you to back off?”

[player]: “I need answers, miss Blaze.”

(The female Blaze rolled her eyes again.)

Female Blaze: “I don’t have time for your stupid questions. And don’t even think about trying to talk me out of it, you disgusting pile of flesh.”

(Now I was seriously offended. I pulled out my Shield, Enchanted Netherite Sword, and Enchanted Netherite Armor Set.)

[player]: “THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!”