DBS Version:

Post Fusion SSJ3 Goku? One shots any Buu below Kid (the strongest Buu)
My words? Canon.
My victory? Obtained.
My dick? Inside my wife.
My lips? Not on Chi-Chi.

My wife? Unkissed.
My Prince? Undefeated by me.
My children? In open relationships.
My diaper? Recently filled.
My name? …

Monster Hunter (Charge Blade user slander) Version:
My shells? Empty.
My damage? Nonexistent.
My combos? Sloppy.
My hunts? Failed.
My teammates? Carrying me.
My sharpness? Nonexistent.
My armor? Scratched.
My shame? Immeasurable.
My name? …

Monster Hunter (Gunlance Player Slander) version:
My shells? Empty.
My pokes? Ineffective.
My hunts? Lengthy.
My teammates? Tripped.