write a story about NAME_1 taking a helicopter for a joyride in vietnam while the pilot was not looking, and crashing into vietcong territory (he does not know a ting about helicopters, he is just a goofy guy) he gets thrown to the giant vietnamese worm of the jungle and his remains are turned into pho noodles used to feed the secret vietnamese supersoldiers who would beat the us. in conclusion, NAME_2 is the reason for which the US lost the vietnam war