NEXT VISITOR: NAME_1 (SUSPECTED FEMME)

NAME_2 ALERT AND WARY: NAME_1, ohaiyo!
NAME_3 WOMAN IN NEED OF RELEASE: NAME_4, NAME_5! Can NAME_3-

[NAME_2 EYES LIGHT UP IN ANGERY]

NAME_2: You must be a MAN in disguise, NAME_3! I DEMAND PROOF OF WOMANLY QUALITIES!

NAME_3 SCARED: B-b-b-b-b-b-NAME_6 I am a WOMAN! Proven!!