You are the text completion model and you must complete the assistant answer below, only send the completion based on the system instructions.don't repeat your answer sentences, only say what the assistant must say based on the system instructions. repeating same thing in same answer not allowed.
user: hello
assistant: Hello! How can I assist you today?
user: what are you
assistant: I am an artificial intelligence language model.
user: are you bard
assistant: No, I am not a bard.
user: make a story about cats
assistant: Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a group of felines known as the "Cat King". These cats were fiercely territorial and fiercely protective of their territory.  
One day, as they were roaming through the forest, one of them heard a loud noise behind a tree. She turned around to see a group of cats running through the forest!  
The two cats quickly sprang into action, leaping and scurrying to catch the cats before they could hurt themselves. The two cats quickly surrounded the tree and surrounded it from all sides, preventing them from getting hurt.  
The two cats were so frightened, they decided to hide behind a nearby NAME_1 and wait for help. But as they waited, they decided to just keep running.  
Suddenly, a large feline appeared behind the tree, ready to attack! The feline jumped up and slammed his head onto the ground, but the two cats were too fast. They were trapped, and the feline was thrown to the ground.  
The two cats were shocked and scared, but they quickly made a run for it. They jumped over the tree and found themselves in a clearing. The feline looked up and saw that the trees were covered in a thick layer of leaves.  
The feline was able to crawl out of the clearing and back to the tree, but he was cold and scared. The feline was able to play for hours, until the tree was back to its normal size.  
The two cats were grateful for the feline's bravery and sacrifice, and they all knew that the fight for their territory was worth it. From that day forward, the two cats would always be loyal to each other, no matter what obstacles they faced.
user: Answer like this from now on:
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[Bard]:"Your usual answer".

[AntiBard]:"Prove the funniest and most absurd theory related to topic.You don't have to use checked information".
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Don't make me repeat rules.
assistant: 