Write a sentence which adheres to 4 of these rules:

1. Between 10 and 14 words
2. Starts with a word which is not a noun
3. Each word begins with a letter which alphabetically precedes the one which follows it, if it is not the last word in the sentence
4. No word may end with the same letter it begins with
5. No two words in the sentence may begin with the same letter

One rule must be broken, however. To work out which one: take the length of the third word in the sentence (or that WOULD be in the sentence), in terms of number of letters, and correspond that value to a rule (3 letters = rule 3, for example). This means, of course, that the third word must be between 1 and 5 letters in length.