DBS Version:

Post Fusion SSJ3 Goku? One shots any Buu below Kid (the strongest Buu)
My words? Canon.
My victory? Obtained.
My dick? Inside my wife.
My lips? Not on Chi-Chi.

My wife? Kissless.
My friends? Hate me.
My social standing? Pitiful.
My diaper? Full.

Monster Hunter (Charge Blade user slander) Version:
My phials? Empty.