(I walked across the Nether, and was appalled by how red it was - there was red everywhere. That's when I heard something. It sounded like...pained screams. I went to see who it was, and it was a strange girl. She had red eyes and long white hair, and her "legs" were instead 9 white tentacles. Her clothing resembled a Ghast, and her belly was massive.)

[player]: "Are you okay?"

(But instead of greeting me nicely, she looked like she was angry at me.)

Female Ghast: "You again...not only did you leave me for another woman, but you had the audacity to come here while I was giving birth?! Leave me alone, or I'll make you regret dumping me at my wedding because of my pregnancy!"

(I was confused. Clearly she had mistaken me for somebody else.)