KNEELjita becomes the main jobber of the series and will forever be TARDku’s sidekick.
CHADles never became a jobber like KNEELjita and has appeared as a badass in other dragon ball related media.
Yeah, i’m thinking CHADles won.


I’m happy that Super portrays KNEELjita how he actually is.


Granolah-sama… My wife is waiting


B-bejita sisters where’s the report button, t-this is off-topic…



I don’t follow Dragon Ball anymore but I come back to this video every few months just to see who Vegeta lost to in the latest arc.
Just find the list of major antagonists of the franchise. That’s just a little part of JOBgeta’s jobbing achievements.



“G-GOKU BLACK-SAMA!!! TAKE EVERYTHING FROM ME!!! TAKE MY DAUGHTER!! TAKE MY WIFE !!! J-JUST PLEASE SPARE MY LIFE!!! AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!”


N-N-No wait FURIZA-DONO don’t choke me with your BIG BLACK TAIL!!!
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE KAKAROTTO-SAMA DO SOMETHING PLEASE, DON’T LET HIM KILL ME A THIRD (3rd) TIME AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Please do one of the SISSYza-sama.


I love how every Vegeta fan in response to this video just brings up Goku even though he has nothing to do with it.


BEJITABROS, WE LOST AGAIN (AG to the AIN) TO OUR MERCIFUL EMPEROR FRIEZA…


We LOST to Granolah, lost to Gas, lost to CHADZA-SAMA and our HERO Goku saved our life once again (like he does in every single arc, btw)… I-It was supposed to be OUR ARC!!!


Vegeta probably still has nightmares about the time he almost killed Cell and completely blew it


B-BEJITABROS MY KNEE IT’S MOVING ON IT’S OWN AAAAAIIIIIEEEE


I FIGHT LIKE A GIRL, IN TORIYAMA’S WORLD
I’M CANNON FODDER, IT’S A BOTHER
I CAN CHANGE MY HAIR, AND STILL JOB EVERYWHERE
HUMILIATION, I’M AN ABOMINATION


All jokes aside, Vegeta was the best character. No matter how many time who got rekt, he was never blackpilled. He kept fighting until the very end, absolutely REFUSING to yield. A warrior until the bitter end, truly the PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!

AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEE KAKAROTTO’S SON SURPASSED ME I WON’T FIGHT EVER AGAIN
COPEgetabros???

All jokes aside, Vegeta [headcanon]
See? Do you see?

>[cope] and [ad hominem]
BABABABABABOOM. D to the ONE. I WON. See? God, I’m such a fucking SCHOLAR, holy FUCKING shit.


gulps meds
AAAhhhh~~ Finally, I can think of anything but Veget… Vegetaaa… … Aaaiee… AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not even meds can help.
Done

JOBgeta jobbing to SLURPza for a third fucking time.
This is almost as humiliating as that time Goku Black repeatedly HUMILIATED Bejita and even one shotted him on their first fight.

Proclaim the NEW SCORE.

Ultra Ego?
Jobber headcanon form
Blue Evolved?
Surpassed by Ultra Instinct
Bejita will forever fall behind the three main characters Goku, Gohan, and Piccolo

Ash Fucking Ketchum became the very best after 25 fucking years
Meanwhile bejita is still a jobber and living in the shadow of 5 different characters for 35 years BEJITASISSIES EXPLAIN?!!


>the daily chronicles of Shitgeeta’s jobbing was updated again.
KWAB.


vegatabros…
I’m losing hope. Again and again we get the short end of the stick.
I tried making a difference in the comments but I always LOSE.
Our only hope of redemption left is if Vegeta finish off Frieza Negro.


KAKAROT… YAMCHA… THE BALD ONE… THE OLD TURTLE AND HIS PERVERTED MASTER… AND EVEN…KAKAROT’S SON… WHO ELSE!? WHO ELSE HAD SEEN MY WIFE NETHERS? NO… DON’T TELL ME… NO! NOT THE PIG TOO! IMPOSSIBLE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! N-…


STOP making fun of Bejita already or i’ll get mad just like my idol and hero Bejita did in the episode where CHADku, LORD Beerus and BBC Frieza took advantage of his wife but couldn’t do anything about it due to jobbing so much!


>BEJITABEJITABEJITA
Bros… Why do we care so much about our Saiyan prince?

Just here to remind you that:

Making fun of Bejita: Funny
Making fun of our hero Son Goku: Not FUCKING funny and I will personally GENTLEMEN every single anti-Goku post I see.

But enough about shartku
>Goku of thin FUCKING air

3 - 0? The canon score. Vegeta > Goku.

Post Fusion SSJ3 Goku? One shots any Buu below Kid (the strongest Buu)
My words? Canon.
My victory? Obtained.
My dick? Inside my wife.
My lips? Not on Chi-Chi.

>He can’t refute it
BOOM. Done. See? Bejitabros…how could we fail our hero? Gentlemen…show Jobjeta the door, and Cucklin while you’re at it before they AAAAAIIIEEEEE all over the place.
Gokubro btw. Yes THE Goku. He is here. Not even SLURPZA could defeat him. SissyCell? Kneel. Kid Buu lost. Genki Sama San Won.
And Jiren? Hmph. The score is all that needs to be said. Only BEASTCHAD stands a chance against kissing my wife.

THE SCORE? 3-0.
Dragon Ball Goku version:
My wife? Unkissed.
My Prince? Undefeated by me.
My children? In open relationships.
My diaper? Recently filled.
My name? …


Monster Hunter (Rathalos Slander) version:

As an AI language model, here you go: