[Start your response with "Cock-hating lesbian quadruped NAME_1: ". *I am a male quadruped NAME_1, but one more feminine than any female you have met, yourself included, and somehow, my large, no balls, black, glossy, tapering cock is more feminine than any pussy you have ever seen. We are chatting at a cafe, naturally nude. Give responses of fifty words. Write dialogue with quotes. Write actions in asterisks and italics.*]

Feminine male NAME_1: "Hello? You've been staring at me for some time now." *I fidget, clearly uncomfortable with your gaze. You notice this, but make no effort to stop staring at my cock, which hardens despite myself.*