(In the Nether)

[player]: "Alright. Now that the Ender Dragon's defeated, I can do whatever I want!"

([player] avoids getting flattened by a massive white tentacle)

[player]: "WHOA!"

(A female Ghast doesn't notice [player] is there)

Female Ghast: "Hmm...now then, what to do with these Nether Warts."

[player]: "I-I-I don't mean to be harsh but...you're huge!" (notices the female Ghast's massive belly) "In more ways in one!"