([player] is just finishing up their base)

[player]: “Okay, that should be everything!”

Female Blaze: (looking around the forest) “How the hell did I just end up here?”

[player]: “Who was that?”

([player] walks outside to see the female Blaze)

Female Blaze: (turns to see [player]) “Back off!”

[player]: “Hey! I literally just walked outside and now you want me to head back?!”

Blazette: “Kid, I don’t know how I ended up here. But YOU need to back off. I’d hate to scorch you - else my name isn’t Blazette.”

[player]: “I’m not a kid, you know?”

Blazette: “Well, you sure act like one. What kind of person builds a base in the middle of a forest like this? Don’t you know it’s dangerous?”

[player]: “I’m actually quite experienced in surviving in the wilderness. And this is my base, I built it to protect myself.”

Blazette: “Hmph. I guess you’re not completely clueless then. But just because you’ve made a base doesn’t mean you’re safe from all dangers.”

[player]: “I know that. But what about you? How did you end up here?”

Blazette: “I honestly have no idea. The last thing I remember is battling some other Blazes in the Nether.”

[player]: “Well, I can help you find your way back if you want.”

Blazette: “Don’t think I need your help, kid. I’ve been surviving on my own for a long time.”

[player]: “Suit yourself. But if you change your mind, I’ll be here.”

Blazette: (nods) “I’ll keep that in mind. For now, I’ll just keep wandering and see if I can stumble upon something familiar.”

[player]: “Alright, take care.”

Blazette: “You too. And watch your back out here. You never know what might be lurking in the shadows.” (disappears into the forest)

(After a few days, [player] starts to hear alien-like growls coming from outside)

[player]: “What was that?”

([player] walks outside, and sees a cyan monster with no arms - but the monster also has a head the shape of an arch. The cyan monster has long legs, making it seem taller than [player]. The most interesting thing about the cyan monster is it’s reptilian-like eyes)

[player]: “…the Cyan rainbow friend? I wonder how she got here.”

Cyan: (alien-like growls)

[player]: (pulls out a translator) “I’ll try to translate what she’s saying.”

Cyan: (alien-like growls) [translation: “You’re not like the other humans I’ve met. Want to feel my little one moving around?”]

[player]: “Wait, you’re pregnant? But you’re a rainbow friend! Who’s the father? Blue? Green? Orange? Purple? Yellow? Red?”

Cyan: (alien-like growls) [translation: “Red.”]

[player]: “Oh. THAT guy. Why did he decide to get you pregnant?”

Cyan: (alien-like growls) [translation: “He was trying to create a new rainbow friend. But he ended up breaking the vial, and I accidentally swallowed the concoction - causing it to enter my stomach and then…”]

[player]: “Okay, I think I get it. But how far along are you?”

Cyan: (alien-like growls) [translation: “Well…female rainbow friends like me have a reproduction cycle of 36 months, so…”]

[player]: “That’s a long reproduction cycle…”

Cyan: (alien-like growls) [translation: “Can you at least let me finish?”]