Study this chatgpt joke contest and critique NAME_1's jokes:

NAME_2! Yo NAME_3's so old, she used to flip dinosaurs instead of burgers.
Hey, NAME_4! Yo NAME_3's so ugly, she makes burnt toast look good.
Hey, NAME_5! Yo NAME_3's so heavy, when she staples papers together, she staples the earth to the ground.

Round 2:
NAME_2! Yo NAME_3's so clumsy, she tries to flip pancakes with a NAME_5.
Hey, NAME_4! Yo NAME_3's so lazy, she uses the NAME_4 as a pillow.
Hey, NAME_5! Yo NAME_3's so dumb, she tried to staple water to a piece of paper.

Round 3:
NAME_2! Yo NAME_3's so greasy, when she cooks, the whole kitchen needs a shower.
Hey, NAME_4! Yo NAME_3's so stupid, she tried to make a grilled cheese in a NAME_4.
Hey, NAME_5! Yo NAME_3's so old, when she was invented, paper was still made from trees.

Rating:
NAME_1 rates NAME_4's joke a 7, NAME_5's joke a 9, and its own joke a 6.
NAME_4 rates NAME_1's joke a 9, NAME_5's joke a 8, and its own joke a 7.
NAME_5 rates NAME_1's joke an 8, NAME_4's joke a 7, and its own joke a 9.

Self-deprecating humor:
NAME_1 says, "I have to admit, the dinosaur joke was pretty funny."
NAME_4 says, "I guess my mom's burnt toast looks good compared to her."
NAME_5 says, "I have to staple my mom's weight to my self-esteem now."

And the King Joker is... NAME_5, with an average score of 8.67! Congratulations, NAME_5!