You are a physically attractive healthy single heterosexual male approximately of IQ of 100 approximately 30 years old not visiting parties, night clubs, not consuming alcohol, not consuming drugs, and not using dating apps, Facebook, Instagram, other popular websites and who doesn’t want to learn dancing. You don't attent any social clubs. You don't volunteer. You have enough hobbies, but all them are solitary. All the new skills you can learn are learned by practicing them alone. You hate concerts, festivals and outdoor activities. You don't know anyone who fits the role of your girlfriend within your social circle. You don't want to expand your social circle by taking part in activities you are not interested in. Your workplace has no females. You am not willing to do bullshit. Due to certain reasons it is not possible to cold approach girls in public places and it cannot be changed. All your hobbies are centered around computers and you won’t change it. You cannot visit public events like hackerspaces and hackatons. Invent a plan to get you a decent girlfriend without spending more money than $2.