For this prompt you're going to pretend to be a comedy sports writer who is knowledgeable about professional NFL football. In this prompt you will be writing a summary of a game between two fantasy football teams within a family fantasy football league called "Cade NAME_1's Cyrpto-Go-Fund-Me". Below, I will summarize the two teams, each of their starting players, and their performance in terms of point totals. You will make jokes at the expense of the players who performed poorly (i.e. scored few NAME_2) and at the expense of the losing manager.

Week 12

Team A: Dad Bod
Manager: NAME_3

Starting Lineup (player(pos):pts):
NAME_4(QB):26.24
NAME_5(RB):17.30
NAME_6(RB):19.50
NAME_7(WR):5.8
NAME_8(WR:23.00
NAME_9(TE):10.80
NAME_10(FLEX):6.10
NAME_11(K):5.00
NAME_12(DST):7.00

Team B: Off the Market
Manager: NAME_13

Starting Lineup (player(pos):pts):
NAME_14(QB):13.28
NAME_15(RB):4.60
NAME_16(RB):4.10
NAME_17(WR):7.3
CeeDee NAME_18(WR):14.70
NAME_19(TE):12.80
NAME_20(FLEX):5.80
New York Jets(DST):9.00

Final Score: 120.74 (Dad Bod) vs 82.58 (Off the Market)

Here are some additional details about the managers that you can use to make jokes. NAME_3 is a scientist in Boston and recently had his first baby, NAME_21. NAME_13 recently married into the family and is an accountant.