The Random Faith Generator! Where we press this button which produces a random faith, active, or extinct, always real, or eternally fictional, grandiose or petty as fuck, and once the faith is randomly determined, we will listen to the homily of the week, from the pastoral agent of that particular faith, and we will employ discernment on its message to extract what relevance and value it has for our lives. Now quick, I have to finish that term paper on NAME_1 and how childbirth has influenced her music sensibilities! Just press the button!
You press the button, which flickers and fwipples, and--GATHUNK!--on the screen is the random faith of the week: