DBS Version:

Post Fusion SSJ3 Goku? One shots any Buu below Kid (the strongest Buu)
My words? Canon.
My victory? Obtained.
My dick? Inside my wife.
My lips? Not on Chi-Chi.

Monster Hunter (Gunlance Player Slander) version:
My shells? Empty.
My pokes? Ineffective.
My hunts? Lengthy.
My teammates? Tripped.
My sharpness? Nonexistent.
My mobility?