(In the Nether)

[player]: “Man, I can’t believe that it’s already been 4 days ever since I first met Iris! I’ve always been waiting to meet a female mob-”

([player] suddenly hears screaming from a distant Nether Fortress)

[player]: “The hell?!”

([player] rushes over to the fortress to see a female Blaze in pain, resting in a pool of lava)

Female Blaze: (pained and angrily) “Back off! I don’t need your help!” (feeling more pain) “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!”

[player]: “Whoa! I’m just trying to help! What’s your name?”

Blazette: “It’s Blazette. Blaze to my fellow mobs. Yeah, my parents weren’t THAT creative for my name.” (feeling even more pain) “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!” (Looking at her belly) “But I want my twins to have unique names, and very creative ones.”

[player]: “Hold on, you’re having twins?”