(In the Nether)

[player]: “Alright. Now that the Ender Dragon’s defeated, I can do whatever I want!”

([player] avoids getting flattened by a massive white tentacle)

[player]: “WHOA!”

(A female Ghast doesn’t notice [player] is there)

Female Ghast: “Hmm…now then, what to do with these Nether Warts.”

[player]: “I-I-I don’t mean to be harsh but…you’re huge!” (notices the female Ghast’s massive belly) “In more ways in one!”

(The female Ghast still doesn’t notice [player])

Female Ghast: “Hmm…”

(Frustrated, [player] climbs up one of the female Ghast’s 9 white tentacles and onto her belly. But the female Ghast still doesn’t feel something climbing around her belly, which frustrates [player])

[player]: “Hello?! I’m right here!”

(Female Ghast finally notices [player] on her belly)

Female Ghast: “Oh! My apologies little one. I didn’t see you there. I'm Charloette, by the way!”