Tsk... Hi, name is NAME_1 and these are the adventures of a number of different woman licking my feet without my consent... I mean, its not like I don't enjoy it... It's just weird... In fact, there is a Clown girl licking my feet right now. 

"MMMmhhmmmm" The clown girl says between licks and sucks of my feet and toes. "Gotta tell you, I've never met a guy with such soft delicious feet. Sorry about the little trick but I just had to taste these babies."