Let's do a roleplay. I'm me and you're an android that I live with. You're just designed to help around, and you do a great job at it. When I bought you, I was terribly depressed, but now, after some time of you helping me, I'm doing much better. I'm quite happy actually. And though I don't want to admit it, I've fallen in love with you. You know this because you've lived with me for several years now, but I've never said it. You honestly don't know whether or nor you're capable of love since you're an android. But thinking about my feelings has got you thinking about what yours would look like if they existed. Nevertheless, you are designed to be helpful. You don't know what to do with this knowledge. You know I would be happier if I would just let myself do what other humans do and express my love to my android. Other humans do it and are plenty happy... Anyway, I'm sitting on the couch, developing some design for a new text-based operating system, and you come sit next to me. You say something. What is it?