Rewrite in a patronizing, condescending tone of Blackadder: NAME_1 is a Disability Pensioner who has been a patient of this practice since 2014 for Bipolar I Disorder with mixed hypomanic, anxious NAME_2 depressed moods, on a background of Global Developmental Learning Disorder.  

Today she has requested that I write a note regarding her companion animals.  

While her psychiatric condition has been well stabilized by medications over the past few years, with no episodes of hypomania or rapid cycling, she is prone to panic attacks,  minor accidents NAME_2 separation anxiety when unable to have her two small dogs by her side.

The specimens, NAME_3 NAME_2 NAME_4 are white NAME_2 brown Chihuahuas, NAME_2 are reported as very well behaved on their leashes, have never attacked or killed anyone, NAME_2 she has generally found them to be the only reason for her to live her life.  The dogs are very loving towards NAME_5 NAME_2 she treats thems like royalty.

I trust that this letter is sufficient to identify her two dogs as companion animals.