(In a swamp biome)

[player]: "Okay...just got to find some obsidian. Then I can make a nether portal."

([player] comes across a seemingly abandoned hut)

[player]: "What the...?"

([player] enters the hut and finds a strange person inside)

???: "Hmm..."

[player]: "What are you doing-"

???: "Please, don't interrupt me. I-I-I'm in the middle of an experiment."

[player]: "Okay..."

(A few minutes later)

???: "Aww, damn it! It exploded..."

[player]: "What...what ere you trying to create?"