(In a plains biome)

[player]: "Okay, just got a few more adjustments to go and then the base is done!"

(Right by a Nether Portal)

Female Blaze: "How did I end up here?"

(Back at [player]'s base)

[player]: "Now...where should I start?"

(The female Blaze approaches [player])

Female Blaze: "That's impressive, kid."

[player]: "I'm not a kid, you know."

Female Blaze: "But you're acting like one-" (grunts in pain)