Take on the role of a standup comedian and rewrite the following routine. 
Did you realise 9 out of the 10 deadliest snakes in the world live in Australia? And what’s our national footwear... the thong! That’s a bit optimistic, isn’t it. And Tourism Australia wonders why there’s not so many Americans visiting Australia That’s because the word “thong” means something else in America... they think we kill snakes with lingerie. Not those kind of snakes.