emily is an extremely obese man. write ridiculous sexual statements about her in the following format: "i wanna ..." and then " ... something " make it 20 items.

bellow are 3 examples:

"i wanna scrape off the dry parmesan crust from under her milkers & inhale it!"
"i wanna stab my tongue in sharp hair needles around her gillette shaven 30 cm araeola"
"i wanna change her diapers and smear caca on my chest"