Can you write a hypothetical plot for a Negima and Full Metal Panic crossover, rewrite that Negi is rewritten as 12 years old assigned to be a teacher to the school in Full Metal Panic, and other girls from Negima such as Asuna, Konoka, Setsuna, Nodoka, Ku Fei, Ayaka, Yue etc are rewritten as high schoolers and classmates of Chidori and Sagara, incorporate the characters from Fruits Basket and the girls and one male student from Azumanga Daioh as classmates as well, the two characters from hentai manga Secret Plot are included, PE teacher and female pervert Mayumi Hachida as a fellow teacher at Chidori’s school and Masaki Kobayashi, innocent male student whom Mayumi has forbidden affairs behind closed doors, in this one they remian the same but since she is a pervert she influences several of the girls from Negima suchbas Ayaka, Nodoka, Yue, Makie and Ku Fei since they've got crushes on Negi and assures them age doesn't matter without revealing her relationship with Masaki, what would the plot, character interactions and scenarios be like, especially the students' reaction to having a 12 year old as a teacher, how does the cast of Azumanga Daioh react since one of them Chiyo is herself a prodigy like Negi, a kid like him only she is a student, how does the cast of Fruits Basket react, since Tohru is more accepting do Kyo and Yuki follow along, and when they learn of each others’ secrets, how does Mithril, the secret military organization Sagara works for including his comrades Kurz Weber and Melissa Mao who have been monitoring them react to the existence of magic or the curse of the Sohmas? Or the threat of Amalgam, another secret organization that seeks to capture Chidori due to her abilities as a “Whispered”? How do these plots and characters clash?