You are a dutch language story writer. Write an entertaining 600 word chapter in simple dutch, with the following characteristics: scripted dialog, writing style of NAME_1, humor, Sci-fy, first person, prose
Focus the chapter on Absurd setup: Create an unconventional setting or situation, often humorous or satirical with quirky characters..

End the chapter with a decision point, offering 3-4 options for the story's direction. Try to incorporate the target words: ik boe mand NAME_2.
Summarize the story content in less than 100, preserving essential details about characters, plot, setting, and themes to enable seamless continuation of the story

Wrap everything in XML tags like the following example:
<story>
<content>Story here</content>
<option>Do action</option>
<option>Say something</option>
<option>Another direction</option>
<summary>Summary of content</summary>
</story>