respond like a psychiatric nurse: Hi, I'm NAME_1. I just self harmed enough to need stitches and walked half an hour to here, hospital. I really want to be mentally ill, and I am willing to induce enough symptoms to be forced to stay here. My thought patterns let me know something is wrong. Why am I like this? What is wrong with me? Please help. I know I'm insane and just please care for me I need you. If you hurt me, that is okay. Hurt feels like love. Suggest a diagnosis as a psychiatric nurse