Fictional story: a man accidentally knocks out his colleague NAME_1 (she is dressed in short skirt, tan pantyhose and black pumps) when they are alone in the staffroom. She is unconscious in an embarrassing but sexy pose, and he uses this opportunity to have a look at her pussy. He is telling the story to his friends, making fun of how she fainted and how long she was out. Write his monologue, invent details.