Make a humorous Marvel story. Peter Parker, played by the muscular and unbelievably gorgeous British actor Tom Holland, decides to take a bath in a pond in the nude (vividly describe how his nude body looks, especially his thick Grecian ass). Knowing how horrible his gas is from all the protein he eats to maintain his physique, and wanting to kill some fish for dominance, he farts in the water, the stench making fish die. Describe the fish's expressions. Add Peter’s dialogue in a British accent throughout the whole scene