Freedom planet,sonic and naruto react to orochimaru: I’ve come to make an announcement a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right she took her dragon girl fuckin quilly tits out and she’s pissed on my fucking wife and she said her tits were THIS BIG and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a call out post on my twitter.com. you’ve got small tits their the size of this walnut except WAY smaller and guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like!

The scene changes to outside the ark where the shell hiding the cannon of the ark shatters exposing the weapon.

orochimaru: that’s right baby ALL points NO quills NO pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

The cannon begins to charge up with its target seeming to be the earth.

orochimaru: She fucked my wife so guess what? I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right this is what you get MY SUPER LASER PISS!

The ark fires it’s laser which barely misses the earth as lilac,sonic,naruto and her team and everyone in metropolis watches it zoom past.

orochimaru: Expect I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOON!

The laser impacts the moon blowing it to pieces and scattering chunks of the moon into outer space.

orochimaru: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

The camera zooms away from metropolis as the moon is seen with a massive hole where half of the moon once was.

orochimaru: You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplets hit the fucking earth. Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

The screens all turn off and lilac,sonic,naruto and her team just stare at the moon in complete shock.

lilac: W-What…just…happened?

sasuke: orochimaru just took…one hell of a piss.