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Person: Hey, what’s this game?

Sys32: It’s called ProgressTris. You have to complete a solid line of blocks to complete a level. That is harder than you think.

Person: Hmm, I’ll give it a try. How do I get my progress data?

Mr. Clippy III: Just click on the button to get your progress data.

Person: Oh, and what’s this about unlocking skins?

Progressbar 81: You can unlock different skins by playing and reaching certain goals.

Person: Cool! Do you guys sell any computer components?

Progressbar 10: Yes, we have some great purchases for upgrading your computer.

Person: Speaking of upgrades, my game is running slow. Any advice?

Classic: Have you tried turning your computer off and on again? That usually helps.

Person: Good idea, thanks! Oh no, my game just crashed.

Infected: I’m sorry to inform you, but YOU ARE FIRED!

Person: Wait, what? That’s not helpful.

Liman: Don’t worry, you can always try again. And don’t forget to check out the Weekend Sale for some great deals.

Person: Okay, thanks. Hey, what’s this space-themed level?

Outer space: Welcome to outer space! Enjoy the confetti and shoot some aliens while you’re here.

Person: Sounds fun! And what’s with this CRT shader tuning?

Progressbar 81: You can adjust the settings to make the game look more authentic.

Person: Awesome! And how do I share my progress with others?

Link Of The Day: Just tap on the button to share your progress and get the Adept badge.

Person: Sweet! And how do I upgrade my progress?

Upgrade progress: Just keep playing and reaching new goals to unlock more features and skins.

Person: Got it. And how do I exit the game?

CD: Just type CD … to exit the directory. And don’t forget to turn off the welcome screen next time you play.