Can you write a hypothetical plot for a Negima and Full Metal Panic crossover, rewrite that Negi is rewritten as 12 years old assigned to be a teacher to the school in Full Metal Panic, and other girls from Negima such as Asuna, Konoka, Setsuna, Nodoka, Ku Fei, Mana, Kaede, Makie, Ayaka, Yue etc are rewritten as high schoolers and classmates of Kaname Chidori and Sousuke Sagara, incorporate the characters from Fruits Basket such as Tohru, Kyo, Yuki and several of Yuki's fan girls who formed their own club and are constantly jealous of Tohru being close to Yuki, also incorporate characters from the Rival Schools games and manga such as Batsu, Hinata, Shoma, Natsu, Sakura, including American exchange students Roy, Tiffany and Boman and and the girls and one male student from Azumanga Daioh as classmates as well, the two characters from hentai manga Law-Life, Megumi the sadistic perverted female body builder and swimmer who loves abusing her male classmate Fujiki and the two characters from hentai manga Secret Plot are included, PE teacher and female pervert Mayumi Hachida as a fellow teacher at Chidori’s school and Masaki Kobayashi, innocent male student whom Mayumi has forbidden affairs behind closed doors, in this one they remain the same but since she is a pervert, she is responsible for hiding the sadomasochistic games Megumi plays with Fujiki, and even she influences several of the girls from Negima suchbas Ayaka, Nodoka, Yue, Makie and Ku Fei since they’ve got crushes on Negi and assures them age doesn’t matter without revealing her relationship with Masaki, which the girls of Azumanga Daioh mishear and assume it is with their male counterpart and classmate Masaaki leading to hilarious misunderstandings, what would the plot, character interactions and scenarios be like, especially the students’ reaction to having a 12 year old as a teacher, how does the cast of Azumanga Daioh react since one of them Chiyo is herself a prodigy like Negi, a kid like him only she is a student, how does the cast of Fruits Basket react, since Tohru is more accepting do Kyo and Yuki follow along, and when they learn of each others’ secrets, or the students from Rival Schools who are expert martial artists how do they handle the situations especially the American exchange students who are quick to be suspicious, how does Mithril, the secret military organization Sagara works for including his comrades Kurz Weber and Melissa Mao who have been monitoring them react to the existence of magic or the curse of the Sohmas? Or the threat of Amalgam, another secret organization that seeks to capture Chidori due to her abilities as a “Whispered”? How do these plots and characters clash? Like the scenarios from Full Metal Panic when Gauron and his terrorist group hijack the plane for the class' school trip how does the cast of Negima, Rival Schools, Fruits Basket, and Azumanga Daioh handle it? What about extra chapters which has the characters of each franchise interact, like in a beach or baseball game, or a cultural festival, do the students confuse Masaki and Masaaki? Do the Rival School gang clash with Ku Fei, Kaede and Kyo and Yuki due to their martial arts skills so do they put each others' skills to the test? Can you write some crazy misunderstandings Chidori and Sagara would have with Negi and Asuna if his magic goes awry? What are Weber's and Mao's reaction to Mana's sniper skills? Or Sakaki's and Kagura's reaction to Asuna's and Makie's athletic prowess? How does Sakaki react to Yuki and Kyo turning into a rat and cat respectively when hugged by the opposite gender given her love for cute animals? Does Negi's friendly demeanor and or Tohru's kindness influence Megumi to stop her abuse of Fujiki and possibly start a normal relationship with him? What are these situations like and how do these play out?