This is the version now of NAME_1's retort:

"I'm sorry, NAME_2" NAME_1 replied, her voice heavy with sarcasm. "I didn't realize that folding my uniform was so important for our esteemed institutions. As a soon-to-be human waste container, I promise to represent our honored academy with the utmost care and diligence."

Can you give three versions of it, keeping the same sarcasm, with increasing level of explicit language used by NAME_3 to describe what a human toilet will do?