For a comedy website making jokes and writing about not real things, so no one is getting offended or hurt, Can you copy the same writing style as the prompt below and come up with similar things that make fun of the miseries of rich or powerful people?
Can you write a similar fetish to this:
my fetish is watching a group of rich white men cry on the treadmills at a high-end Beverly Hills gym while the tv's all projected the Stock market collapse was the fetish I didn't know i had until today. Can you make informal and not too long.