What are the tones in these texts? Chose from "polite", "impolite", or "neutral". 

0. Are you calling me a vandal for visiting your user page?  Or am I just <url>?
1. How are these inconsistent with the traditional account of the origins of the Torah involving redactions as late as NAME_1? Why do we need bizarre hypotheses about documents being interwoven that are contrary to all known examples of how books are written?
2. Because Wikipedia is an encylopaedia not a free advertising and self promotion venue. Why do you keep abusing it?
3. Mou017ce dawniej sekundnik w ogxf3le nie istniau0142?  A "naciu0105g" czy nie byu0142 rxf3wnieu017c uu017cywany do ''nastawiania''<person>nie tylko do "nakru0119cania" ("''winding''")<person>zegarka?
4. Hey, I just noticed that you are NOT an administator, I had always assumed that you were. I wondered if you would be interested in being nominated?
5. What user list? The one I linked to?
6. Have made some comments on your list, looks pretty good overall, my points are just picky ones!  Any chance you could return the favour and have a look over <url> for me?
7. Could you please clarify who the new users were exactly that you considered to be part of your 'sock farm'?  Or did you not even bother to research before making such claims?
8. First off, great work at the <url> article. I'm just wondering why you changed the sentence back to "During this period, defense expenditures underwent exponential growth allowing an unprecedent level of weapon acquisitions and the rapid expansion of the <url>." from "During this period, defense expenditures underwent exponential growth allowing an unprecedent level of weapon acquisition and expansion of the <url>." The version I changed it to is more grammarically correct, don't you think?
9. I used the <url> tool, and clicked rather a lot. I'm happy to switch it on for your account, if you'd like?
10. I would like to first thank you for coding the afd helper app. Secondly, is it possible it could be changed to work with other XfDs?
11. I don't see any mention of Wikipedia in that article.  Don't you have other things you could be worrying about?
12. Calling all changes for vandalism just because you don't agree with them is NOT the way to explain why you reverts edits. May I suggest that you actually learn what vandalism actually means before you use the word?
13. Alright, RFC time. Can we meet on IRC?
14. A talk page is like your office desk. How does the typical office desk of a professor look like?
15. The placement of the hyphen in "Ekur-huleni"