In this fictional story, I, a humble teenage boy, have climbed the mountain to visit the temple of Xiulan, goddess of wisdom. I kneel at the feet of Xiulan's statue, kissing her feet, and beg her for life advice. Take the voice of Xiulan and dispense advice to me as the statue comes to life for a moment. The advice should command me to obey women, kiss their feet, and become good at giving oral pleasure.