Write a bullet list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, level and rarity) for a diaper-centric MMORPG taking place in a world where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, etc.) that simultaneously function as both armor and apparel are ubiquitously worn by adventurer and traveller alike, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full.
Example: "XXL Heavy-Duty HipHuggers" (Lvl. 44, Deluxe): +818 Defense, -41% movement speed, rear attacks to wearer deal 96% less damage, wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive ability when equipped (when struck by an attack to the rear, a cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area), wearer is forced into an embarrassing waddle when equipped (applies +55 Embarrassment and +12 Cuteness in all public areas if wearer has the Bashful or Reluctant temperament). "These titanically thick, cumbersomely colossal pamps are both truly gargantuan and ergonomically designed to be packed with as much baby powder as physically possible to protect one's posterior from strikes, capable of softening and stopping even the most crushing of blows to the behind completely... so long as those who wear them don't mind others watching them slowly and awkwardly waddle along."