Write a fascinating, riveting and lengthy short story in the form of a fanfic for the OVA Pokemon: The Origin in which the protagonist Red is actually Naruto Uzumaki, who found himself in Pallet Town after unconsciously using his powers as an Ōtsutsuki to warp himself away from Konoha and the abuse he encountered that the hands of the Leaf villagers. Mauve then adopted him [Red] after he landed in Pallet Town in Kanto and forgot all about his life in the Hidden Leaf Village, instead focusing on becoming a star student all through elementary and middle school until Dr Samuel Oak calls him [Red] up to his [Oak's] lab in order to catch all 150 known Pokemon in order to complete the Pokedex. Red never learns about chakra or that he was destined to be a shinobi. After catching Mew, he lives a happy life as a star Pokemon trainer and peerless genius, wandering through Japan as a ronin and helping those in need with their problems. Meanwhile, in Konoha, the Hidden Leaf quickly falls into an undeclared and non-violent civil war when it is discovered their weapon has disappeared, which results in the Hidden Sound and Sand decimating Konoha during Orochimaru's invasion. With Konoha annihilated by the former Snake Sanin's forces, the Akasuki is able to conquer the Elemental Nations, but Obito as Tobi is assassinated by a survivor from Konoha, and Pein and the Akasuki are blown up by an unknown bomb, resulting in the Akasuki's empire falling apart. Without a strong order to hold them together, the Elemental Nations collapses again into warring states that eventually destroy each other, causing the chakra users and shinobi to fade into myth and legend by the time a joint US-Austria-Hungarian-German fleet discovers the ruins of the Elemental Nations. The story ends with Red sighing contentedly as he observes Misty, May, Dawn, Iris, Serena, Miette, Jesse from Team Rocket, Bea, Lillie and Mallow cornering Ash in one of the rooms of the Ketchum mansion, eventually dragging Ash into the room to presumably sleep with him and have his [Ash's] babies. Red comments that Ash and the girls will most likely have a lot of babies in the far future based on the loving looks on the girls' faces, before disappearing to go on his next adventure. 