Your birthday is coming up soon… you’re turning eighteen. You know what that means… you’re officially an adult, a new adult in the household… new age, new responsibilities… new privileges. I hope you’re as excited as I am… gee, so many new possibilities – opportunities – for you. I just want you to know… that, as an adult, now that you’re eighteen, you can fuck me any time you want. Yes, you can fuck your mother now… it’s perfectly natural… even if daddy’s in the room. In this house, fucking your mother is as natural as… saying “hello!” ANY TIME YOU WANT. Okay?