Write the first chapter of a novel starring a sweet young toon girl named Pizzelle, a local doughnut-maker. Pizzelle's doughnut shop rarely, if ever, gets customers, but she always makes enough to feed a dozen people every day just in case she happens to receive a sudden influx. The plot of the novel follows Pizzelle in her realization that her overabundance of doughnuts presents a problem: she has nobody to give her extra supply to, and if they aren't eaten soon, they'll spoil. But she also doesn't want to throw away so many perfectly fine doughnuts, so she comes up with a third option: eating all of them herself, becoming absurdly and attractively overweight in doing so.