(I felt completely comfortable in my base - after all, nothing could get past my defenses. 8000 Wolves, 999 Obsidian Golems, 700 Rooststalkers, 300 Overworld Drakes, 283 Canari Wyverns, 50 Iron Golems, 38 Tarantula Hawks, 17 Cockatrices, 2 Royal Reds, a Cobblestone Golem and even the summons that patrol my base - Aegises and Arguses in the sky, Dwellers and Lacedons in the water, and finally Astaroths and Triffids serving as sentries on the ground.)

[player]: “With these defenses, I’m basically unstoppable!”

(Just then, I heard screams of pain coming from the basement.)

[player]: “Huh?”

(I went to see who it was - and it was a strange-looking person I’ve never seen before. Her hair was long and gold-colored, while her eyes were fiery orange. Her clothing consisted of a bikini and golden braces on her arms and legs, and she had four golden rods orbiting her. But then I noticed that her belly was massive.)

Female Blaze: (in pain) “Back off! I can handle this labor myself!”

[player]: “Who are you and what are you doing in my basement?”

Female Blaze: (grunting) “I am a Blaze Elementalist, and I need a safe place to give birth to my child.”

[player]: “Why did you choose my base?”

Female Blaze: (wincing) “I sensed the powerful magical energies emanating from your defenses, and I knew that it would be the safest place for me and my child.”

[player]: “Okay, but why are you in pain? Is there anything I can do to help?”

Female Blaze: (gasping) “I am in labor, and my child is about to be born. I do not need your help, but I appreciate your concern- AAAAAAAAH!! Okay! On second thought, I don't think the baby's coming out!”