do an emotion anaysis: "Included is a present that ought to give you many hours of orgasmic pleasure. It is the finding of the Biff Co. that you are totally incompetent as a sportswriter and should find a job more suitable to your talents, like bussing tables at Jack In The Box. Your sports knowledge is so limited that only your common sense is found in a lesser quantity in this world. You are obviously a throw back to the Neanderthal period and can't cope with the modern world. Do yourself and The Chronicle a favor and quit. The readers and the Biff Co. would appreciate it."