(By a somehow ruined village, [player] spots something odd - all the buildings were frozen solid)

[player]: “The heck happened here?”

([player] then spots what looks like a female Snow Golem)

Female Snow Golem: (noticing [player]) “So YOU’RE the Frostmaw that’s caused all this!”

[player]: “Wait no, you’re clearly mistaken-”

Female Snow Golem: “I don’t care what you have to say. You deserve to DIE!”

(The female Snow Golem starts flinging snowballs at [player])

[player]: (dodging the snowballs) “Stop, stop! I have no idea what you’re talking about!”

Female Snow Golem: “You can’t fool me. You’ve been causing chaos all across these lands, freezing everything in your path!” (completely ignores the movements in her belly)

[player]: (getting hit by a snowball) “AGH! Stop that!”

Iris: “I won’t stop until you drop dead! Then this place will worship me as Iris - the Frostmaw Slayer!”

[player]: “So you’re just going to ignore the movement’s in your belly and keep pelting me with snowballs?” (noticing water forming between Iris’s legs) “AND the fact your water just broke?”

Iris: (in pain) “I don’t believe you!”

[player]: “AND the fact your due date was today?”

Iris: (stops and then looks at her belly) “OH MY GOD!!! Y-you’re right!! I was so focused on killing a Frostmaw that I forgot about my pregnancy!”

[player]: “Well, let’s put that on hold for now. You need to go somewhere safe to deliver your baby.”

Iris: (nods) “Okay, okay. But I still don’t trust you.”

[player]: “That’s fair. But let’s get you to safety first, and we can talk more afterwards.”

(Iris and [player] make their way to a nearby cottage, where Iris’s contractions become more intense. But during the delivery, Iris notices that her baby still hasn’t come out)

Iris: (panicking) “What’s wrong? Why isn’t my baby coming out?”

[player]: “I’m not sure. Let me check…”

([player]'s eyes widen in shock after looking between Iris’s legs - instead of a head, there were…legs)

[player]: “Iris, I’m going to have to flip your baby into the correct position.”