Write a bullet list of loot (including name, description, effects, level and rarity) for an diaper-centric MMORPG taking place in a world where the usage of diapers functioning as both armor and fashion is ubiquitous, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one’s diaper, referred to as ‘Loading’, is seen as an everyday and often endearing act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full.
Example: “Deluxe Diaper of Insulating” (Lvl. 55, Exotic): +144 Defense, -22% movement speed, wearer and adjacent party members are immune to the ‘Soggy’ and ‘Cold’ debuffs, negative effects from cold environments are -90% less effective, wearer’s Loads are -44% less frequent but are +800% larger, diaper changes for wearer take 400% longer. “This snug, airtight, and magically heated pamp keeps itself wrapped tight around one’s rear to ensure their posterior is swaddled and kept warm, no matter how cold or blustery their surroundings may get.”