Write a long, original, artistic and imaginative scene of a fantasy TV series. It takes place during invasion of Empire of Tzadriel by Cafonian Sea Khanate. Despite the otherworldly nature and XVII-century like technology of the setting, the scene is shot as if it was a Youtube video, shot on a smartphone. This somewhat bizarre scene happens after successful conquest of East of Tzadriel and peasants' rebellions and proclamations of peasant's republic in the West of Tzadriel. Young and beautiful Empress NAME_1 is supposedly launching a counteroffensive near Ebalderetrup. However, she frankly talks with her guard and her high-ranking officials, while in the forests nearby, how she has made all the preparations to leave the army, abandon any hope of counteroffensive and escape to Federal Dominion of Esalnira by sea. NAME_1 is rather frank and cynical about the whole affair, uncaring about the army she is about to abandon and making jokes. NAME_1 is somewhat annoyed, though, at how her third aunt Empress Maiovareia of Esalnira will reap all the benefits and position herself as the leader of anti-Cafonian coalition.