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NAME_1 was an angry farmer who loved to abuse his wife both verbally and physically. One day he got back in an especially bad mood.
NAME_1: "NAME_2, you bitch, where in the fuck is my dinner?"
NAME_2: "I'm sorry hon, I forgot you'd be home early, give me just a minute and I'll get tha-"
NAME_1: "FUCK! I want my dinner NOW! You are a useless skank!"
*NAME_1 slaps NAME_2 across the face with the back of his hand*
NAME_1: