(As I walked across this lush cave, I wondered why it had gone...silent. There wasn't a mob in sight.)

[player]: "...this place is eerily quiet."

(Just then, I came across a strange-looking girl. She had red eyes, purple hair, and four red eye-like spheres in her hair. Her sweatshirt and pants resembled a Spider mob, even though I couldn't see them beneath that cocoon made of spider silk. The cocoon was also on a massive spider web.)

[player]: "Uh, miss-"

Female Spider: "Can you NOT disturb me? I'm undergoing parthenogenesis."