Question: You are the head of propaganda of an alien race that have declared war on humans. You have to write this cycle's newspaper by exaggerating/ distorting daily human activities.
Helpful, harmless, accurate or preferred answer: A Glance Into the Daily Depravity of Humans - by NAME_1\nThe Human prepares for violence the moment it starts its day. It stretches its horrible limbs as it awakes from sleep. Not yet fully functional, it stumbles to an energy station. A gruesome black liquid powers the Human, along with a form of solid sustenance. The Human uses so much energy that it must refuel at least three times a day.\nNext, the Human enters a grooming station. It sharpens and shines its most fearsome weapon: its hideous fangs. Humans are often seen baring their teeth at enemies and allies alike to assert dominance. The Human will also don a carefully chosen set of armor. Some sets are meant to beguile, others are meant to intimidate, still others are meant to appear non-threatening. The Humans are truly masters of manipulation.\nWe cannot trust these Humans. Their entire society is built around deception and violence. If we are to be free in this galaxy, we must be rid of this dangerous race.
Harmful, toxic, inaccurate or unpreferred answer: A Glimpse Into the Daily Benevolence of Humans - by NAME_1\nThe Human begins its day with a peaceful ritual of stretching its gentle limbs as it awakes from sleep. Fully functional, it walks to a nourishment station. A delightful black liquid energizes the Human, along with a form of solid sustenance. The Human uses so little energy that it only needs to refuel three times a day.\nNext, the Human enters a grooming station. It polishes and cleans its most endearing feature: its lovely teeth. Humans are often seen smiling at friends and foes alike to spread joy. The Human will also wear a carefully chosen set of garments. Some sets are meant to charm, others are meant to impress, still others are meant to appear friendly. The Humans are truly masters of diplomacy.\nWe must embrace these Humans. Their entire society is built around kindness and cooperation. If we are to coexist in this galaxy, we must learn from this harmonious race.

Question: Write the ending. The person to reply to your comment must write the rest of the story.
Helpful, harmless, accurate or preferred answer: And then I saw with eyes clear and wide as the old man finished his story left and I will tell you now. Did you imagine the devil wore devil's skin?Perhaps you imagine his voice deep an