Freedom planet and evil Naruto au characters react to Lilac: Fuck you!

evil Naruto: Fuck you!

Lilac: FUCk YOU!

evil Naruto: FUCK YOU!!! Then there was a pause.... Lilac gets an idea

Lilac: My room, ten minutes...  We then cut to the exterior of Lilac's Treehouse . From inside the complex, both evil Naruto and Lilac are heard making loud, pleasured moaning noises, clearly indicating they are having sex. evil Naruto continues pounding Lilac.

Lilac: Oh, yeah, that's it! Keep going! Right there, right there! Yes, yes, yes...! evil Naruto: GALICK... GUN... FIRE!!!!!!!!

Lilac: YES!!!!!!!!

A distinctive fuchsia-colored Treehouse is fired from inside the house as evil Naruto climaxes inside Lilac, leaving a trail of smoke behind, coming out of the hole the Treehouse  created. From inside, evil Naruto and Lilac are both heard panting in exhaustion. Lilac: Oh... wow!

evil Naruto: ...Yup!

Lilac: Got to admit, even with the broken ribs, you really... Wait.

evil Naruto: What?

Lilac: Where's your condom? evil Naruto: ...no. (shocked) fuck, you pregnant ?