Write a standup comedy script for NAME_1 (An uncle in Polo shirt, orange, and Malaysian, likes to use Haiyaa! Fuiyoh!): the scene is people are making egg fried rice but use a colander to drain the rice (but egg fried rice required day old rice), and saw the girl use vegetables in egg fried rice and it tastes like sad, and using MSG in just white amount, not the right amount, you make NAME_1 put my legs down from chair. You may give it an intro and outro.