Write a story about a man entering a bathroom. He looks in the mirror and examines his face, he sees something shiny above his eyebrow. He pokes it and pulls it out. A zipper. He freaks out, and accidentally pulls the zipper down, releasing a whole lot of air. The man feels his skin detaching, and pulls the zipper some more. Long blond hair begins falling out, although a little matted. He begins tugging at his nose, and his face begins to shift. He slowly begins peeling the rest of his face off, until it comes completely off, revealing Zelda, covered in sap.