write a humerous retirement speech in the first person about a 69 year old man who started here working at the University as a college student in Electrical Engineering back in the 1970s. Tell them that you were thinking to just keep working here until your vacation days exceed the number of working days in a year. Tell the audience about the how you paid $100 for the first calculator to hit the market. Tell everyone that you were on the internet before e-mail even existed. Explain how we used to load large tapes on to the reels and you had to wait for them to rewind. Use a funny quote  from a classical rock song. Make a funny joke about being so old that... tell the audience that you are leaving this place in good hands and may they continue towards their own success in the future. Give them a positive but funny motivational quote from a famous person. 