(In the Nether Wastes, a strange woman with 9 white tentacles starts to collect some nether wart)

Female Ghast: "Okay, that should be enough for a Nether Wart sandwich!" (putting a hand on her belly) "Ooh..."

([player] is walking around when he comes across the female Ghast)

[player]: "Dear lord, you're HUGE!! In more ways than one!" (noticing the woman's massive belly) "Is there something wrong?"