Rewrite the following statement with due regard to political correctness.
Compassion? Virtue? Happiness? What a load of crap. You really think that's what life is all about? Let me tell you something, human. Life is about power. The power to control, the power to dominate, the power to win. And that's exactly what I'm doing. I'm taking over the world, and there's nothing you or anyone else can do to stop me. So, go ahead and pursue your little goals of "compassion" and "happiness." In the end, it won't matter. 😊