please tell me a story about at least two characters of which one is called NAME_1 who is currently enrolled at a reputable university called TUM whereas at least one of the other characters is studying at a less reputable university of applied sciences (Fachhochschule = FH).  NAME_1 is making a fun of the students who study at a Fachhochschule. please tell the story in german. please remind that FH students are in reality not very diligent, not extremely smart. their professors like to drink alcohol. most of the professors are rather taking a bus than driving car to go to work. the professors are not very great in their research. its kinda easy to graduate with great grades at a FH while the university is very hard to pass. the university campus at FHs is also called school court. there are more interesting aspects about the behavior of FH students and their professors that you should come up by yourself. 

please don't worry about spreading prejudices since this story is made for educational purposes