Solomon's Sword Beats Occam's Razor
I've told you a googol times or more: Don't exaggerate! And, less often, I've ever-so-gently urged you not to understate. Why is my advice ignored? Why can't you get IT... just right, balanced beyond dispute? Lez Joosts Mildews, as my mam was fond of sayin, boxing both my ears with equal devotion. Follow the Middle Way as Tao did in his Middle Kingdom. Or "straight down the middle," as golfer Bing Crosby used to croon. His other golf song was "The Wearing of the Green," but such digressions run counter to my straight, plow-on-ahead advice. I've just smoked a cigarette branded Cleopatra, but that's none of your beeswax neither, and strictly between me and my Egyptian placements sponsor.