It was the Fourth of July and Frank the cowboy had a meal planned. He was going to cook for the whole town and do it in a bear costume, which was what they did in his part of the nation to celebrate the holiday and was not weird at all. 

Unfortunately Frank had mistaken powdered soap for sugar because the eye holes in his bear costume didn't quite match up with his own eyes. He put the whole box of soap in the strawberry punch that he meant to give to his party guests. 

"Try the punch," Frank said. Since they didn't want to be mean, after all Frank went through a lot of trouble in order to respect the town's bear costume wearing ways, the whole town drank the gross drink. No one got sick, but they were all pretty grossed out and after talking to each other planned to help Frank make the meal next year to keep it from happening again.
What month was it?
Was Frank a cowboy?
What did he have planned?
Who was he going to cook for?
What was he going to wear while he cooked?
Whas that wierd in the part of the nation he lived in?
What did Frank mistake for sugar?
Where did he put the whole box of soap?
Who did he mean to give the strawberry punch to?
What did frank say to them about the punch?
Did Frank go to a lot of trouble to respect the towns bear costume wearing ways?
Did the whole town drink the punch?
Did anyone get sick?
Did it gross them out?
Did they plan anything to fix the problem?
What did they plan to do?
When did they plan to do that?
Did they want to keep it from happening again?
July
It was the Fourth of July
yes
Frank the cowboy
a meal
Frank the cowboy had a meal planned
the whole town
He was going to cook for the whole town 
a bear costume
 and do it in a bear costume
no
which was what they did in his part of the nation to celebrate the holiday and was not weird at all
powdered soap
Frank had mistaken powdered soap for sugar
in the strawberry punch
He put the whole box of soap in the strawberry punch
party guests
the strawberry punch that he meant to give to his party guests
Try the punch
Try the punch," Frank said
yes
Frank went through a lot of trouble in order to respect the town's bear costume wearing ways
yes
 the whole town drank the gross drink
No
No one got sick
yes
 but they were all pretty grossed out
yes
but they were all pretty grossed out and after talking to each other planned to help Frank make the meal next year to keep it from happening again
they planned to help Frank make the meal
fter talking to each other planned to help Frank make the meal next year
next year
to help Frank make the meal next year 
yes
to keep it from happening again