CHAPTER XXVII 

A LEMON 

That bulwark of _Peaceful Moments_, Pugsy Maloney, was rather the man of action than the man of tact. Otherwise, when, a moment later, he thrust his head up through the trap, he would have withdrawn delicately, and not split the silence with a raucous "Hey!" which acted on John and Betty like an electric shock. 

John glowered at him. Betty was pink, but composed. Pugsy climbed leisurely on to the roof, and surveyed the group. 

"Why, hello!" he said, as he saw Betty more closely. 

"Well, Pugsy," said Betty. "How are you?" 

John turned in surprise. 

"Do you know Pugsy?" 

Betty looked at him, puzzled. 

"Why, of course I do." 

"Sure," said Pugsy. "Miss Brown was stenographer on de poiper till she beat it." 

"Miss Brown!" 

There was utter bewilderment in John's face. 

"I changed my name when I went to _Peaceful Moments_." 

"Then are you--did you--?" 

"Yes, I wrote those articles. That's how I happen to be here now. I come down every day and help look after the babies. Poor little souls, there seems to be nobody else here who has time to do it. It's dreadful. Some of them--you wouldn't believe--I don't think they could ever have had a real bath in their lives." 

"Baths is foolishness," commented Master Maloney austerely, eying the scoured infants with a touch of disfavor. 

John was reminded of a second mystery that needed solution. 

"How on earth did you get up here, Pugsy?" he asked. "How did you get past Sam?" 
Was Pugsy obnoxious?
Did he scare Betty?
Did they know each other?
How did John feel about this?
What name did Pugsy know her as?
Did John?
When did she change her name?
What did she do for a living?
On what?
What did she write?
Why did she come down every day?
Did she feel bad for them?
Why?
What did she feel some have never had?
What did MAster Maloney think of baths?
Did he like the babies?
Who did Pugsy get past?
Was that perceived as an easy task?
According to who?
Yes
That bulwark of _Peaceful Moments_, Pugsy Maloney, was rather the man of action than the man of tact.
Yes
That bulwark of _Peaceful Moments_, Pugsy Maloney, was rather the man of action than the man of tact. Otherwise, when, a moment later, he thrust his head up through the trap, he would have withdrawn delicately, and not split the silence with a raucous "Hey!" which acted on John and Betty like an electric shock. 
Yes
hy, hello!" he said, as he saw Betty more closely. 

"Well, Pugsy," said Betty. "How are you?"
Surprised
John turned in surprise. 

"Do you know Pugsy?"
Miss Brown
"Why, of course I do." 

"Sure," said Pugsy. "Miss Brown was stenographer on de poiper till she beat it."
Yes
John turned in surprise. 

"Do you know Pugsy?" 
When she went to Peaceful Moments
There was utter bewilderment in John's face. 

"I changed my name when I went to _Peaceful Moments_."
Stenographer
"Sure," said Pugsy. "Miss Brown was stenographer on de poiper till she beat it." 

"Miss Brown!" 

There was utter bewilderment in John's face. 

"I changed my name when I went to _Peaceful Moments_." 

"Then are you--did you--?" 

"Yes, I wrote those articles.
On de poiper (paper)
"Sure," said Pugsy. "Miss Brown was stenographer on de poiper till she beat it." 
Articles
"Yes, I wrote those articles.
To help look after the babies.
That's how I happen to be here now. I come down every day and help look after the babies.
Yes
"Yes, I wrote those articles. That's how I happen to be here now. I come down every day and help look after the babies. Poor little souls, there seems to be nobody else here who has time to do it. It's dreadful
there's nobody else here who had time to look after them
Poor little souls, there seems to be nobody else here who has time to do it. It's dreadful
A real bath
 Some of them--you wouldn't believe--I don't think they could ever have had a real bath in their lives." 
They are foolishness
"Baths is foolishness," commented Master Maloney austerely, eying the scoured infants with a touch of disfavor. 
No
"Baths is foolishness," commented Master Maloney austerely, eying the scoured infants with a touch of disfavor. 
Sam
"How on earth did you get up here, Pugsy?" he asked. "How did you get past Sam?"
No
"How on earth did you get up here, Pugsy?" he asked. "How did you get past Sam?"
John
John was reminded of a second mystery that needed solution. 

"How on earth did you get up here, Pugsy?" he asked. "How did you get past Sam?"