CHAPTER I CHAPTER II CHAPTER III CHAPTER IV CHAPTER V CHAPTER VI CHAPTER VII CHAPTER VIII CHAPTER IX CHAPTER X CHAPTER XI CHAPTER XII CHAPTER XIII CHAPTER XIV CHAPTER XV CHAPTER XVI CHAPTER XVII CHAPTER XVIII CHAPTER XIX CHAPTER XX CHAPTER XXI CHAPTER XXII CHAPTER XXIII CHAPTER XXIV CHAPTER XXV CHAPTER XXVI 

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I Thought I Heard a Man’s Voice The Office Boy Caught the Junior Partner Best and Prettiest Girl in Salthaven It Was a Comfortable Position Immersed in a Bundle of Papers A Fine Show of Indignation Were Regulating Their Pace by Hers Nothing Loath, Gave a Tug Presented Him With the Bananas Proceeded With Almost Equal Care to Assist Her Mother Mrs. Willett and Mrs. Chinnery Confronted Each Other She Placed It Between his Lips With a Little Jab To Bassett, the Best of Boys I’m Choking No Wonder I Thought You Was a Lady I Came to Ask Your Advice Holding a Handkerchief to his Bleeding Face I’ve Got a Bone to Pick With You She Said, ’Nonsense’ he Replied, Softly He Leaned Back in his Chair I Heard You Come In, he Said, in a Stealthy Whisper Think I’m the Most Forgetful Man in Salthaven I’ve Got to Go, Too, Said the Captain She Seated Herself on a Pile of Timber I Don’t Like Leaving Him Here Corner of the Bank Of England Mind, I Haven’t Promised Cut Short in his Expressions of Pleasure C-ck! he Said, Waggishly She Drew the Ring from Her Finger It’s to Make You Leave off Loving Me Time! Cried Captain Sellers Don’t You Think Captain Trimblett is Lucky Snatching his Hat from Its Peg You Look Very Nice, Dear You Can Have a Little Drop Yourself Marvellous Piece of Jugglery Don’t Go, he Said, Hastily Wedged Under a Dressing-table Brought the Curtains Down With Him Waved Herself off the Fence on to The Stones His Cigar Fell Unheeded to the Floor An Enormous Fist Held Just Beneath his Nose 
Where was the hat snatched from?
Who took it
What was under his nose?
I agree but you can't submit until 10 questions can you?
So true
It is actually a book but all the punctuation is gone
true almost there
It is parts from different pages
The first is on page 5, the nest words are from page 13
so true
Its Peg
Snatching his Hat from Its Peg 
Cried Captain Sellers
 Cried Captain Sellers Don’t You Think Captain Trimblett is Lucky Snatching his Hat 
I reported this hit as broken. Let's just submit it. It makes no sense.
t I Heard a Man’s Voice The Office Boy Caught the Junior Partner Best
Right. But it's gibberish. Let's just chat to 10 and get rid of it.
 The Office Boy Caught the Junior Partner Best and Prettiest Girl in Salthaven It Was a Comfortable Position Immersed in 
Like Leaving Him Here Corner of the Bank Of England Mind... WTF??
 Like Leaving Him Here Corner of the Bank Of England Mind
Yeah, I think the formatting is screwed up, because there are parts mixed in that don't fit.
Office Boy Caught the Junior Partner
She Drew the Ring from Her Finger It’s to Make You Leave off Loving Me
She Drew the Ring from Her Finger It’s to Make You Leave off Loving Me
Yeah.Seems like it.
Piece of Jugglery Don’t
Siva, when you see this, we deserve at least a dime for having to read that whole thing!!
Expressions of Pleasure C-ck! he Said
Yesterday was awful. Everybody was in a foul mood. I hope today is better!
ugglery Don’t Go, he 