Write a series of corny dinosaur dad jokes that kids will find funny.
Write a series of corny dinosaur dad jokes that kids will find funny.
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1. What did the dinosaur say to the cashier at Walmart?
"Here's the eggs-act change!"

2. Why hasn't anyone ever heard a pterodactyl going number one?
Because their "P" is silent!

3. Why did the dinosaur have to go to the doctor?
Because it had a dino-sore throat!

4. What do you call a grand-daddy dinosaur?
Tricera-pop-pops!

5. What type of fuel did dinosaurs use in their cars?
Fossil fuels!

6. What do you call a dinosaur that left his armored plates out in the rain?
A Stegosau-rust!

7. Why did the Archaeopteryx always catch the worm?
Because he was an early bird!

8. Where do dinosaurs go to spend their money?
The dino-store!

9. Which of the dinosaurs really liked spicy foods?
The Chile-saurus!

10. What do dinosaurs use as flooring in their bathrooms?
Rep-tiles
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