Prepare a text message to a male friend who just went through a bad breakup. Be sarcastic and include dark humor. Try not to make it sincere or serious at all.
Prepare a text message to a male friend who just went through a bad breakup. Be sarcastic and include dark humor. Try not to make it sincere or serious at all.
user
Dude, I knew she meant a lot to you, but how much could SHE really be worth if she pulled that crap on you. On the flip side, you're coming with us to the casino and bars every weekend now. No more excuses of that lady ball and chain holding you back from actually having fun for once in your life. If it makes you feel any better, none of us liked her, and we are glad she's gone. Anytime you brought her around, the first thing that popped into my brain was, "How do I get out of this mess?" You'll be fine, bruh.
assistant