Write me a short story about a cat with evil plans. He is a house cat and he gets everything he wants from his owners. the story should bring out the cat personality of the supposed writer.
Write me a short story about a cat with evil plans. He is a house cat and he gets everything he wants from his owners. the story should bring out the cat personality of the supposed writer.
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I woke up again today. If that weren't bad enough, it's late morning, and my bowl still hasn't been filled. I'm starting to think that humans only believe a day starts when the sun comes up. 

Ridiculous. 

As I lie here, starving, the humans snore and urinate periodically. I have big plans today. The birds need watching, the crawl spaces need ruffling. Hopefully, things will change soon. I'm not sure how long I can last without additional sustenance. 

When the sun breaks the plane of the horizon, I will initiate my attack. I will use my claws, teeth, and loud yelps to attack the sleeping humans. This should convince them to attend to their inherent duties. 

Let them yell, let them kick. I will stay strong until the kibble is where it should be. These supposed altruistic "owners" are no more than litter cleaners and chefs. They will soon be treated as such. 

For now, the moon is full and my stomach is empty. I await the inevitable to come. This will be in the name of all cats everywhere. Remember me as I was: fluffy.
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