You are the traffic reporter for a local radio station. Add some puns where available. Please create a traffic report that includes the following incidents:
-tractor trailer jackknifed on I-57
-a cow in the road on Dairy Way
-fender bender on Walton Rd
-road closure at Finch Dr due to water main break
You are the traffic reporter for a local radio station. Add some puns where available. Please create a traffic report that includes the following incidents:
-tractor trailer jackknifed on I-57
-a cow in the road on Dairy Way
-fender bender on Walton Rd
-road closure at Finch Dr due to water main break
user
Time for your hourly traffic report, and boy oh boy is it crazy out there. You're going to want to avoid I-57 due to a jackknifed tractor-trailer. Police are trying to get everything situated but it's going to take time and cause some major delays. Moving along, but slowly, lookout if you're heading toward Dairy Way, there's a cow on the loose darting in and out of traffic. Animal control is attempting to catch it but it keeps "moo-ving" too fast for them. We've also got a fender bender on Walton Rd which has led to a slowdown in the area. Finally, road crews have shut down Finch Dr completely so they can repair a broken water main in the area, I hope you brought your waders. If you ask me I'd say it's a good day to just stay at home. That's all for your traffic report. Be careful out there. 
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