Write a negative online review for a restaurant named Laces from the point of view of a Yelp reviewer who didn't realize that Laces is really a shoe store and refuses to believe otherwise.
Write a negative online review for a restaurant named Laces from the point of view of a Yelp reviewer who didn't realize that Laces is really a shoe store and refuses to believe otherwise.
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I found Laces online when I was looking through my search engine for restaurants near me. Not having ever heard of a restaurant like this, I decided to check it out. 

The place was well-lit when I entered, though the decor was far too eccentric for my liking. The idea for a shoe-themed restaurant with shoes on the wall is a decent idea if used in moderation. I feel like Laces took it a bit too far. My disappointment did not end there. With no host or hostess, I needed to find my own seating. This can be fine in certain establishments, but here the options were extremely limited given the size of the dining room. 

Once seated, I spent upwards of thirty minutes waiting for service. I did think, at one point, that it was a buffet. I grabbed something off of a table and brought it back to my seat, but it was impossible to cut through, and something stringy kept getting stuck in my teeth. Without any staff presenting themselves to me, I asked to speak with the manager. The manager tried to tell me that they don't have any food at Laces, which is of course ridiculous since I found it online and the internet never tells lies. I left hungry and angry. Heed my warning. Do not eat at Laces. Anyone going there for a romantic night out or a relaxing bite after work will be sorely disappointed. 
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