Write a parody of Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies” called “Kitty Ladies” from the perspective of a cat.
Write a parody of Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies” called “Kitty Ladies” from the perspective of a cat.
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Kitty Ladies (Put a tag on it) 

All the kitty ladies (All the kitty ladies) 
All the kitty ladies (All the kitty ladies)
 All the kitty ladies (All the kitty ladies) 
All the kitty ladies
 Now put your paws up

Up in my home (home), wish I could roam (roam)
 I wanna go do my own thing 
Decided to dip (dip), and take a little trip (trip) 
And another owner noticed me 
I’m up on her (her), she’s petting me (me)
 ‘Cause you don’t pay me attention 
Cried my tears (tears), for 12 cat years (years) 
You can’t get mad at me

 ‘Cause if you like it, then you shoulda put a tag on it 
If you like it, then you shoulda put a tag on it 
Don’t be mad once you see that she want it 
If you like it, then you shoulda put a tag on it 
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh  
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 

 Diamond collar on my neck (neck), treats on deck (deck)
 And the finest bottled water to drink 
Tag made of gold (gold), food in my bowl (bowl)
 I can’t care less what you think
 I need no permission, did I mention? 
‘Cause you don’t pay me attention 
Well you had your turn (turn) 
I’m sure you’re gonna learn 
What it really feels like to miss me

Please treat me to the things of the world
 ‘Cause I’m that kind of girl 
New toys is what I prefer, what I deserve 
Here’s a girl that misses me, then kisses me 
And delivers me to a destiny, to the litter box and beyond 
Cuddle me in your arms
 Say I’m the cat you want
 If you don’t, you’ll be alone
 And like a treat, I’ll be gone

‘Cause if you like it, then you shoulda put a tag on it 
If you like it, then you shoulda put a tag on it 
Don’t be mad once you see that she want it 
If you like it, then you shoulda put a tag on it 
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
 Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 
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